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Overnight Open Thread (3-16-2015)
No you don't get to get away with that. You don't get to advocate policies [i.e., higher minimum wage laws] which allow you to use force to deprive people of their jobs and their opportunities, and then claim that those who would have provided the jobs are the heartless ones. You don't get to trot out the insipid, mindless, tendentious talking points about how you are morally or intellectually superior when every "solution" you proffer is destructive and is based upon forcing others to do your bidding. You don't get to decide whose job is worth preserving and whose isn't and still claim the moral high ground.
-- Commenter on Seattle lefties' angst over restaurant closings
"Rule 34" asserts that if it exists, there is porn of it. To that, I offer a codicil: If there is porn of it, there is art of that porn.
-- Kevin D. Williamson reporting from the AVN awards in Las Vegas
How Bad Was Hillary's Role in Whitewater/Castle Grande?
Well as Paul at PowerLine reminds us it was pretty damn bad. Really she should have gone to jail along Webb Hubbell but then all records having to do with Hillary's role in the scam mysteriously disappeared for several years...
Romney vs. Holyfield, Salt Lake City, May 15
It's on. And yes this is real. I tried to come up with a nice rhyming moniker for the fight but SLC is a tough one to work with...
...[Mitt] Romney is slated to fight former heavyweight boxing champion Evander Holyfield in the marquis event during a several-bout evening at the Rail Event Center near the Union Pacific Depot in Salt Lake City on May 15.
"It will either be a very short fight, or I will be knocked unconscious," Romney quipped in an interview recently. "It won't be much of a fight. We'll both suit up and get in the ring and spar around a little bit."
ISIS Starting to Have a Tough Time
Internal criticism is not the only problem ISIL is facing in 2015. ISIL has recently suffered prominent defeats in Iraq and Syria as well as continued rebellions in both countries. Even the Syrian Army is retaking ground from ISIL. The Kurds are defeating ISIL forces outside Kobane in Syria and near the Iraq border. In Iraq Kurds, Iraqi soldiers and Sunni and Shia militias are both stopping ISIL attacks and pushing back ISIL forces outside of Mosul, Kirkuk and Tikrit. An offensive to retake Mosul is expected before June. Meanwhile air attacks not only continue but are more frequent and more damaging. This makes it more difficult to stockpile supplies or move large numbers of gunmen quickly. More leaders are being found and killed by these air attacks. Important economic targets like oil refineries are being destroyed. Inside the ISIL run "caliphate" (eastern Syria and western Iraq) there are growing shortages of everything and ISIL is finding that conquest is easier than running an economy. The economic problems fuel the rebellions and desertions and it's a vicious circle that is destroying ISIL from within. The problem with ISIL is that so far it has solved its supply (logistical) problems via looting. But there has been no new conquests to loot for over six months and the stockpiles of plunder taken in 2014 is nearly exhausted. It's another example of the old military maxim, "amateurs study tactics while professionals study logistics." The accountants always win in the end.
"This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"
"That better be one charming mightyfriendly pig!"
"I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!"
As of 2015 Russia has made it easier for foreigners to join the Russian military. Now all you have to do is be able to speak passable Russian and have no criminal record and meet physical and educational standards. These recruits join for five years as "contract soldiers" in the military or para-military (Interior Ministry) forces. The navy and air force are particularly short of technically qualified personnel and don't care if the new guys speak with an accent. Successful completion of the five year contract makes it easier for the foreign soldier to become a Russian citizen. Russia had earlier begun accepting foreigners but only those that could prove some connection to the old Soviet Union. By late 2014 only a few hundred foreigners were serving. The new rules aren't expected to bring in many more recruits, but every new one counts as Russia is desperate to attract enough volunteers to be able to eliminate the use of conscription.
...The most successful recruiter of foreigners have been the United States, which recently had about 50,000 non-citizens in service (out of some 2.2 million active duty and reserve troops, about 2.2 percent of all troops). The navy, not the army, has the largest number (nearly half). That's something of a navy tradition, as hiring foreigners to serve on U.S. warships is a custom that goes back over a century. Currently, the proportion of foreigners in the U.S. military is historically low. It's been much higher in the past, often reaching 25 percent or more. This caused alarm, then as now, but there were never a lot of problems with uncertain loyalties.
OMG California Only Has One Year of Water Left
The thing about California water is that 80% of it is used by farmers. So even if every person cuts back their personal usage by say 10%, it would be literally a drop in the bucket as far as overall usage is concerned. If California is really as short of water as the experts claim, then state agriculture will simply have to be cut back. And VDH weighs in as well.
Bride Walks out of Wedding after Groom Fails Math Test
It was my understanding that there would be no math. Apparently, so did a groom in Rasoolabad, Uttar Pradesh, India. He and his bride were partners in an arranged marriage.The bride suspected that the groom's family had lied to her family about his education. So at the wedding, she presented him with a simple math test that consisted of only one question. The Canadian Press describes it:
How much is 15 plus six?
His reply: 17.
She left immediately. Now they're trying to get the wedding gifts returned
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And my twitter thang.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: shredded chi at March 16, 2015 10:30 PM (9dfN4)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2015 10:31 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 16, 2015 10:33 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Y-not at March 16, 2015 10:33 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: tbodie at March 16, 2015 10:33 PM (8oSoU)
Posted by: Kentucky Kid at March 16, 2015 10:34 PM (1weFB)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2015 10:34 PM (Q/1Jp)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 10:35 PM (Hmple)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 16, 2015 10:35 PM (Wo9OY)
-- Kevin D. Williamson
Um, kinda redundant, no?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2015 10:35 PM (Q/1Jp)
Posted by: 440V 3-phase at March 16, 2015 10:35 PM (Q819Q)
Posted by: Genghis Cohen at March 16, 2015 10:36 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2015 10:36 PM (T1005)
Now what do I do?
Posted by: tbodie
TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS
AND DO THE ANTLER DANCE!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... waiting for spring at March 16, 2015 10:36 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Y-not at March 16, 2015 10:33 PM (9BRsg)
That adds up to almost 14 years!
Posted by: Indian Dude Who Totally Has a Great Education at March 16, 2015 10:37 PM (Q819Q)
Posted by: Y-not at March 16, 2015 10:33 PM (9BRsg)
No kidding. Quite a Hobson's choice the guy had. Let his whoring whore of a whore wife whore around, or throw her whoring whore ass out and probably get divorce-raped.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 10:37 PM (mx5oN)
In fact, it's backwards. The dude outta be asking the chick this stuff. I would.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 10:37 PM (Hmple)
Posted by: Cankles Clinton 2016! at March 16, 2015 10:37 PM (c+Y7q)
Posted by: Y-not at March 16, 2015 10:33 PM (9BRsg)
Nothing says I love you like whoring about
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 16, 2015 10:38 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2015 10:36 PM (T1005)
"This is for losing to a fruitcake who married a t****y!"
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Goodlife Knitting Klatsch at March 16, 2015 10:38 PM (Q819Q)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 16, 2015 10:38 PM (3F6F8)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
It's been said that there is a lot of ruin in a country. Ours?
A lot more to go, so no sense worrying about it beyond providing for your loved-ones.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2015 10:38 PM (Q/1Jp)
Oohhhh, MU-MU! Wherefore art thou, Mu-mu?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2015 10:34 PM (Q/1Jp)
Why would he do that? He makes more in a week than the entire payroll of the Russian Foreign Legion for a year!
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 10:39 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 16, 2015 10:39 PM (gsfK5)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 16, 2015 10:39 PM (YOPoU)
It's a tie with saying, "honey, I'd rather have my dick snipped than have a kid with you." o.O
Posted by: Y-not at March 16, 2015 10:39 PM (9BRsg)
Hmmm. Finally stayed up late enough to see the Ont live!
Now what do I do?
Posted by: tbodie at March 16, 2015 10:33 PM (8oSoU)
Confess your innermost secrets. Just don't start quite yet, as I need to go make popcorn.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2015 10:39 PM (T1005)
I'm gonna check out for a while, so, you're the one Moron I care to let know.
Please don't call the cops on me. I'm just a little mad at the world, a lot disappointed in the commenters (more than the news, oddly enough), and feel that I could use a break.
I'll most likely be lurking, but not really present.
Been locked out of yahoo email again, and after my F laden email to them, that acct may be toast...
you have my generic gmail acct, or SMFH does if you want it.
Peace out.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 16, 2015 10:39 PM (9dfN4)
Second, how does someone find out about Clippy FanFiction? And if you answer "Search engine" that's not good enough.
Posted by: Vendette at March 16, 2015 10:40 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
Oh, shit. So we're gonna have another one of those thread wars again tonight?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2015 10:40 PM (Q/1Jp)
You know who this benefits?
Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at March 16, 2015 10:40 PM (mx5oN)
Now what do I do?
Posted by: tbodie at March 16, 2015 10:33 PM (8oSoU)
GIVE US ALL YOUR ALCOHOL AND WEED
Posted by: L, Elle at March 16, 2015 10:40 PM (iUBwE)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 16, 2015 10:40 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 16, 2015 10:41 PM (8zCR+)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at March 16, 2015 10:41 PM (iuQS7)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 10:37 PM
That's why you are somdamn single
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 16, 2015 10:41 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Vendette at March 16, 2015 10:41 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 16, 2015 10:41 PM (4gN5w)
Be well. Hope the breather does you good.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 10:42 PM (mx5oN)
Not so fast. What did we do? Give us a chance to say sorry and do penance before you cut out.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 16, 2015 10:42 PM (iUBwE)
Posted by: Mike Tyson at March 16, 2015 10:43 PM (t2aeH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 16, 2015 10:43 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: DC in River City at March 16, 2015 10:43 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Mr. Natural at March 16, 2015 10:43 PM (/pOl7)
And not miserable. Wishing I could take it all back. Wondering where it all went wrong.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 10:43 PM (Hmple)
Best wishes for you
Posted by: Moki at March 16, 2015 10:44 PM (bAB8f)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 16, 2015 10:44 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 16, 2015 10:43 PM (YOPoU)
Hey, what about me?
Posted by: Dale at March 16, 2015 10:44 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2015 10:44 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: tbodie at March 16, 2015 10:33 PM
Deliver a grilled cheese sammich to me. I can provide coordinates...
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 16, 2015 10:44 PM (4gN5w)
Sounds like I wasn't funny after all. Sorry RK
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 16, 2015 10:44 PM (YOPoU)
And not miserable. Wishing I could take it all back. Wondering where it all went wrong.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 10:43 PM (Hmple)
I feel you. Believe me.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 10:45 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Marybel at March 16, 2015 10:45 PM (mxd0k)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
------------------
Um..., sorry. All of your belongings transfer to The State when you pass away. And..., we'll be monitoring any transfers prior to that.
Posted by: Betty Warren at March 16, 2015 10:45 PM (l1zOH)
You know what you did.
Posted by: DC in River City at March 16, 2015 10:46 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Marybel at March 16, 2015 10:45 PM (mxd0k)
Not so much, no.
Posted by: Donner Party at March 16, 2015 10:46 PM (mx5oN)
The Aspersions under the Inversion?
Mountain Meadows: The Revenge?
I got nothin.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 16, 2015 10:46 PM (yxw0r)
-- Commenter on Seattle lefties' angst over restaurant closings
That is some good stuff.
Posted by: rickl at March 16, 2015 10:46 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 16, 2015 10:44 PM (4gN5w)
****
If you have at least $21.73 in your pocket and available, done and on the way.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 16, 2015 10:47 PM (cIoI4)
You know what you did.
Posted by: DC in River City at March 16, 2015 10:46 PM (e+1S5)
Wait, you're a woman?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 10:47 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 16, 2015 10:47 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 16, 2015 10:48 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Betty Warren
Betty?
Is that your animal spirit name, Elizabeth?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2015 10:48 PM (Q/1Jp)
http://www.xenoworks.com/SMB/smb.htm
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Goodlife Knitting Klatsch at March 16, 2015 10:48 PM (Q819Q)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 16, 2015 10:46 PM
You?
Posted by: Dindu Nuffins at March 16, 2015 10:48 PM (4gN5w)
Watchdog Calls on NASCAR to End Funding to Al Sharpton via @FreeBeacon http://bit.ly/1GfLJmu
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 16, 2015 10:48 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Moki at March 16, 2015 10:48 PM (bAB8f)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
---------------
Robert, it is well-known that the map-reading gene is weak among...., uh....., some people.
Posted by: Betty Warren at March 16, 2015 10:48 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: DC in River City at March 16, 2015 10:48 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2015 10:49 PM (UwPGL)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2015 10:49 PM (8HGb7)
Posted by: DC in River City at March 16, 2015 10:43 PM (e+1S5)
Yay! Good news finally. It makes me happy when things go right for one of us. We're all putting up with so much crap. It's nice to see life reverse course for once.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 16, 2015 10:49 PM (iUBwE)
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 16, 2015 10:50 PM (zOTsN)
And I hoped that a bad sense of direction was endearing...
Posted by: Marybel"
Oh, she has many excellent points in her favor. It's just when she gives directions:
Her: "Well, I don't know the street name, but there was this really cute store that had all these 50's decorations just to the left of where you turn right onto this other street which I can't name, and then you have to go a few miles and that's where it is!"
Me: "........."
Sigh.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 16, 2015 10:50 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 16, 2015 10:50 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 16, 2015 10:38 PM (3F6F
It's worse than that. ISIL means "Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant". The "Levant" is a geographic region that includes Israel.
Obama calls it ISIL for a reason.
Posted by: rickl at March 16, 2015 10:51 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2015 10:36 PM (T1005)
This is for all my love slaves out there!
When that meatball Balboa tried that, he got to see the ultimate male up close and personal!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvmImH6LhY4
Posted by: Thunderlips at March 16, 2015 10:51 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: FireHorse at March 16, 2015 10:52 PM (lHZsI)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 16, 2015 10:41 PM (8zCR+)
********
It was Duk Koo Kim
Posted by: Genghis Cohen at March 16, 2015 10:52 PM (fLKzW)
1A. Knew about the pantsless proviso.
1B. Don't know that dance. Got 2 keft feet..
2. Confess your innermost secrets.
Short and boring story. Hope you didn't spend too much in the popcorn.
3. Give us all your alcohol and weed.
Even more disappointing then my innermost secrets.
I'd have thought 2&3 were obvious when I said
Hmmm... finally stayed up late enough for the Ont live.
Posted by: tbodie at March 16, 2015 10:52 PM (8oSoU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 16, 2015 10:53 PM (YOPoU)
Obama calls it ISIL for a reason.
Posted by: rickl at March 16, 2015 10:51 PM (sdi6R)
*****
True. Time to take the language back.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 16, 2015 10:53 PM (XrHO0)
are you kidding? I would love the chance to fight Holyfield. Or any major fighter, just to see how I stack up.
Sure, I might lose, but it would be a cool story to tell the grandkids, and if I win I would literally, not Biden literally, never stop telling people about it.
There's probably some charity angle or something, but I would do it just for the hell of it. Then again, I'm...let's go with "different".
Posted by: DC in River City at March 16, 2015 10:53 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 16, 2015 10:47 PM
OK, $21.73 & it's exact coordinates. For $17.89, I will settle for within 200 yards.
I gots a good flashlight...
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 16, 2015 10:53 PM (4gN5w)
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2015 10:53 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Genghis Cohen"
Which caused no end of problems when people would shout his first name.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 16, 2015 10:54 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 10:37 PM (Hmple)
On the other hand if you haven't deduced her basic aptitude in arithmetic and other areas by the time the wedding is approaching, you haven't done your part of pre-marriage due diligence.
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 16, 2015 10:54 PM (pAlYe)
Not at all. No apologies needed. Quit that.
Heh. I ain't worth a shit but women don't have anything to do with it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 10:54 PM (Hmple)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 16, 2015 10:54 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 16, 2015 10:54 PM (ucDmr)
L'Elle, just go read any thread that mentions Ferguson, and relish in the racism.
Then read the Psaki thread & see how much more respectable WE are - compared to those ugly Libs.
MH, I'm trying to think of something fun for the little stinker. I wonder how much extra it would cost to fly him to TX with me?
Posted by: shredded chi at March 16, 2015 10:55 PM (9dfN4)
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 16, 2015 10:54 PM (pAlYe)
Sammich making and blow job giving?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 16, 2015 10:56 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at March 16, 2015 10:56 PM (0RdKg)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 16, 2015 10:47 PM
I'm just glad to see someone remembers the meme
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 16, 2015 10:56 PM (4gN5w)
Sure, I might lose, but it would be a cool story to tell the
grandkids, and if I win I would literally, not Biden literally, never
stop telling people about it.
There's probably some charity angle or something, but I would do it
just for the hell of it. Then again, I'm...let's go with "different".
Posted by: DC"
You could always try the M.A.S.H. trick of putting Ether on the fronts of your gloves.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 16, 2015 10:56 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 10:56 PM (Hmple)
Holy cats, the most recent (and perhaps last) Republican nominee is now about to do celebrity boxing.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 16, 2015 10:56 PM (OCKzv)
Posted by: Oldy, not so goody at March 16, 2015 10:57 PM (Pa9vP)
Posted by: shredded chi at March 16, 2015 10:55 PM (9dfN4)
Studies have shown that the average person needs four hugs a day. I need to meet my quota.
Posted by: Vendette at March 16, 2015 10:57 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: shredded chi at March 16, 2015 10:55 PM
Get a certificate saying he's your emotional rescue dog. Lots of service dogs out there. You might as well scam the system
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 16, 2015 10:57 PM (YOPoU)
question for anyone who has or had a touchscreen pc: Is it worth it, or just a nifty gadget?
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 16, 2015 10:58 PM (OCKzv)
Pro tip: they don't.
Posted by: DC in River City at March 16, 2015 10:58 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Don King at March 16, 2015 10:58 PM (GuwT9)
Wimminz. What can you do?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 10:56 PM (Hmple)
Rhetorical, I know, but...Drink. Enjoy friends and hobbies. And learn to enjoy quiet solitude.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 10:58 PM (mx5oN)
http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/03/31/justin-trudeau-boxing/
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2015 10:58 PM (UwPGL)
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 16, 2015 10:54 PM
Some of us have had that conversation: "I know we still have checks left; but the money is all gone"
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 16, 2015 10:59 PM (4gN5w)
Posted by: Genghis Cohen at March 16, 2015 10:59 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 16, 2015 10:59 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Oldy, not so goody at March 16, 2015 10:59 PM (Pa9vP)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 10:37 PM (mx5oN)
Yeah, but giving wifey permission to screw other men is pretty emasculating. At least if he'd divorced her, he'd lose half his assets, but he might still have his balls. And the whore published a story about it. So now all his pals and his relatives know he's a wimp.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2015 10:59 PM (KzWjU)
Or "but there's still available credit on the Visa."
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 11:00 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
A neo-fascist thug is going to earn credit among the Christian Right?
The Children's Crusade had geopolitical aspirations?
Sorry, AOP, love ya' buddy, but that there is a mess of horseshit.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2015 11:00 PM (Q/1Jp)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 16, 2015 11:00 PM (8zCR+)
Justin Trudeau, the scrawny son of former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, and current leader of the Federal Liberal Party, versus Conservative Senator Pat Brazeau, an Indian or Metis who had had a background of martial arts and service in the military. Shoulda been a no-brainer, right? Well, Trudeau won, basically because Brazeau never even tried.
So like real-life politics, then?
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 16, 2015 11:00 PM (OCKzv)
For the Morons of the Horde. If you were trapped on a deserted island.
Jen Psaki or Cherry 2000?*
*Mad props to any of the Horde who want to go all Gilligan's Island Professor to see if Cherry's chip can be installed in the Jen-bot*
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2015 11:00 PM (d2MTZ)
America's propaganda efforts on this are pathetic.
Posted by: FireHorse at March 16, 2015 11:01 PM (lHZsI)
I'm not saying either one is exactly a winner...
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 11:01 PM (mx5oN)
In fact, it's backwards. The dude outta be asking the chick this stuff. I would.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 10:37 PM (Hmple)
The guy couldn't add 2 numbers. Can you imagine how stupid the kids would be?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2015 11:01 PM (KzWjU)
Pro tip: Never try and "teach" one of those types by making them responsible for paying all the household bills.
Posted by: Aviator at March 16, 2015 11:01 PM (sQzB6)
aptitude in arithmetic and other areas by the time the wedding is
approaching, you haven't done your part of pre-marriage due diligence.
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 16, 2015 10:54 PM (pAlYe)
Pretty hard to do due diligence with an arranged marriage, Maet. Which is part of the evil of it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2015 11:02 PM (UwPGL)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 16, 2015 11:02 PM (rwI+c)
I bought a laptop last year, didn't even know it was a touch screen until I got it set up. It's...ok. If you're used to working on an ipad or similar, it adds some valuei, but I usually use the little mousepad thingy or a wireless mouse.
The extra reach required to touch the screen means it's not nearly as intuitive as a tablet.
To my knowledge, they're pretty common now, and you don't really pay any extra for it.
Posted by: DC in River City at March 16, 2015 11:02 PM (e+1S5)
Ahem:
ISIS = Islamic State in Iraq and al-Sham
The English press substitutes Syria for the last 's' but:
MEMRI
April 8, 2013
"ISI Confirms That Jabhat Al-Nusra Is Its Extension In Syria, Declares 'Islamic State Of Iraq And Al-Sham' As New Name Of Merged Group"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2015 11:02 PM (Q/1Jp)
58 No you don't get to get away with that. You don't get to advocate policies [i.e., higher minimum wage laws] which allow you to use force to deprive people of their jobs and their opportunities, and then claim that those who would have provided the jobs are the heartless ones. You don't get to trot out the insipid, mindless, tendentious talking points about how you are morally or intellectually superior when every "solution" you proffer is destructive and is based upon forcing others to do your bidding. You don't get to decide whose job is worth preserving and whose isn't and still claim the moral high ground.
-- Commenter on Seattle lefties' angst over restaurant closings
That is some good stuff.
Posted by: rickl at March 16, 2015 10:46 PM (sdi6R)
Well, if you were looking for a creed for the third party, here it is.
Posted by: eman at March 16, 2015 11:02 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 16, 2015 11:03 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2015 11:02 PM (UwPGL)
Um that was exactly my point re RK.
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 16, 2015 11:03 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Aviator at March 16, 2015 11:01 PM
This.
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 16, 2015 11:03 PM (4gN5w)
MH, I'm trying to think of something fun for the little stinker. I wonder how much extra it would cost to fly him to TX with me?
Posted by: shredded chi at March 16, 2015 10:55 PM
Get a certificate saying he's your emotional rescue dog. Lots of service dogs out there. You might as well scam the system
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 16, 2015 10:57 PM (YOPoU)
At airport - Chi: "He's my emotional rescue dog. Must stay with me."
On plane - Chi: "He's my emotional rescue dog. Must stay with me."
Mid-flight - Tucker: *toot* *what's everyone looking at?*
Mid-flight - Chi: "How'd that end-up on this plane???"
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2015 11:03 PM (T1005)
A side note-ALWAYS wear clean underwear. Seriously.
Posted by: Moki at March 16, 2015 11:03 PM (bAB8f)
Posted by: sulla at March 16, 2015 11:04 PM (0GucZ)
Posted by: DC in River City
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I'm not your audience (eh, maybe I am?)
Tell that to the respected Morons here that remind us every day that they have a mansion, four cars in the driveway, 15 high-end watches & 20,000 rounds of ammo stored...
Posted by: shredded chi at March 16, 2015 11:04 PM (9dfN4)
Long and short of it, flew her and 2 friends to spring break. She now gets to crow all week about how cool she and Dad are, and I got an hour and a half with the kiddo and friends.
Going back to pick them up Sunday. Life can be good at times. That is all.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 16, 2015 11:04 PM (3F6F8)
Ahh. I get it. I deal with that by telling myself that people here are fed up and being careless with their words. I do not believe that we have a bunch of racists among us.
Anyway, enjoy your time away. I hope it does you good. You'll certainly be missed.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 16, 2015 11:04 PM (iUBwE)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 10:58 PM (mx5oN)
Troof.
Closest thing I had to a girlfriend just moved permanently about 7 states away with about a week's notice.
Yeah, she's flighty and hippie-ish, but the well-adjusted ones don't find poverty a turn-on.
Better days. *clink*
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 16, 2015 11:06 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: shredded chi
I have a mansion and a yacht.
Posted by: Elmer J Fudd, Millionaire at March 16, 2015 11:06 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Goodlife Knitting Klatsch at March 16, 2015 11:06 PM (Q819Q)
It's an ego thing. The leftist can not accept the possibility that the ideology might be wrong, or that the true believer has made a mistake. It is inconceivable that they are wrong.
When the policy fails, it is always the fault of some saboteur. Someone is to blame, never the leftist who then concludes that the saboteur must be found and forced to behave, that people must be forced to make it work. It was why the USSR put up walls, barbed wire on the border with check points and guard towers; to keep people in, to prevent people from escaping. They turned the entire country into a gulag.
Posted by: Lessly H. at March 16, 2015 11:06 PM (fZKX8)
The only two people I can think of who talk shit about those first three things aren't exactly respected around here. The ammo thing, well, I actually believe that. You can build quite a stockpile over time.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 11:06 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Moki at March 16, 2015 11:06 PM (bAB8f)
Excerpt from the story:
"The two men met at the center of the ring. Then the bell rang to start the action: "He came at me quite briskly," Plimpton remembered, "and as I poked at him tentatively, his left reached out and thumped me alarmingly. As he moved around the ring he made a curious humming sound in his throat, a sort of peaceful aimless sound one might make pruning a flowerbed, except that from time to time the hum would rise quite abruptly, and bang! He would cuff me alongside the head. I would sense the leaden feeling of being hit, the almost acrid whiff of leather off his gloves, and I would blink through the sympathetic response and try to focus on his face, which looked slightly startled, as if he could scarcely believe he had done such a thing."
Moore just kind of used Plimpton as a punching bag. During the second round, in a clinch, Moore whispered in Plimpton's ear, "For God's sake man, just fall down".
Plimpton later remarked on the third round, "That round seemed awfully short".
Very funny Plimpton write-up:
http://tinyurl.com/mub52a6
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2015 11:07 PM (l1zOH)
I have a mansion and a yacht.
Posted by: Elmer J. Fudd, Millionaire at March 16, 2015 11:07 PM (lHZsI)
Big boob themed ramen promotion for a game.
http://www.ufunk.net/en/food/weird-ramen-festival/
SJW getting the vapours and trying to find the fainting couch in 3, 2, ...
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2015 11:07 PM (d2MTZ)
Ahh. I get it. I deal with that by telling myself that people here are fed up and being careless with their words. I do not believe that we have a bunch of racists among us.
Anyway, enjoy your time away. I hope it does you good. You'll certainly be missed.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 16, 2015 11:04 PM (iUBwE)
Sadly there are simply some topics that Simply Cannot Be Discussed Here. Because certain commenters cannot contain themselves and must Go There. And none of the cobs feel like having to police the thread for hours afterwards.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 16, 2015 11:08 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 16, 2015 11:08 PM (4gN5w)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 10:58 PM (mx5oN)
Troof.
Closest thing I had to a girlfriend just moved permanently about 7 states away with about a week's notice.
Yeah, she's flighty and hippie-ish, but the well-adjusted ones don't find poverty a turn-on.
Better days. *clink*
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 16, 2015 11:06 PM (yxw0r)
To better days. *clink*
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 11:08 PM (mx5oN)
Quiet is good. Drinking is fun. Friends are there by choice, not by contract.
It ain't so bad. Can't say I won't ever get marr(i)ed but it's not a priority.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 11:08 PM (Hmple)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 16, 2015 11:08 PM (YOPoU)
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Therefore, the people must be controlled.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2015 11:09 PM (l1zOH)
The Children's Crusade had geopolitical aspirations?
Sorry, AOP, love ya' buddy, but that there is a mess of horseshit.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2015 11:00 PM (Q/1Jp)
Absolutely. I said some of the Crusaders were doing that as a way of gaining or cementing their power at home. Not all. And yes, if Putin started doing something that we (conservatives, Christians, anti-Islamists) thought to be useful, we'd be inclined to say, "Yeah, Putin's an asshole, but..."
And prosecuting a Crusade against the islamic middle east could net old Vlad some nice loot in the form of oilfields and warm-water ports.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2015 11:09 PM (UwPGL)
Posted by: tbodie at March 16, 2015 11:10 PM (8oSoU)
Posted by: Zombie Ernest Hemingway's Liver at March 16, 2015 11:10 PM (Dwehj)
If you truly believe you can make a profit while paying 15 dollars an hour and providing full medical, then these closing restaurants are a huge investment opportunity. Buy the restaurants, pay the waiters a living wage, provide full medical, use only renewable energy then use your profits to buy more restaurants and run those the 'right' way.
You have the opportunity to do all the right things you have been advocating for decades. Stop talking about and do it! Show us how! If you are right, then you owe it to the people you would employ. If you don't, you are depriving those wonderful people of living wage jobs and full medical and what sort of good liberal would you be if you did that?
Posted by: JB1000 at March 16, 2015 11:10 PM (WLJbV)
Posted by: Moki at March 16, 2015 11:03 PM (bAB8f)
I'm going to regret this...
Define "clean underwear".
Posted by: Vendette at March 16, 2015 11:10 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Moki at March 16, 2015 11:03 PM (bAB8f)
Like Bill Cosby said, if you're in an accident you're going to have soiled underwear. Cause first you say it, then you do it!
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 11:12 PM (mx5oN)
Hmm...I bet if I sell the watches and three cars I could stock another 20K rounds.
Oh, that wasn't the point you were making.
My point was that when the people what type here start impacting your *real* life, it is time to step back. Happens to me whenever I get in an argument with a respected moron. I don't care about the trolls, they can take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. The thing is, It. Just. Doesn't. Matter.
I can type here that I think the US ought to nuke Russia for invading Ukraine. Or I can type that we should all enlist in Russia's new program for foreigners to make the Rodina strong again. Neither is going to happen, and it's just senseless noise.
When it stops being fun, it stops being worthwhile.
Posted by: DC in River City at March 16, 2015 11:12 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 11:12 PM (Hmple)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 16, 2015 11:08 PM (YOPoU)
And jwest.
Posted by: Vendette at March 16, 2015 11:12 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2015 11:03 PM
You think you're one of a special breed
You think that you're his pet pekinese
You'll be his saviour, steadfast and true
You'll come to his emotional rescue
Oooh, ooh, oooh ooo... ooh oooh, OOO!!
Posted by: mick jagger at March 16, 2015 11:12 PM (tBSrv)
Anyway. The wife is hating her new job, we're just barely keeping our heads above water and I need to hold out until June to have 19 years of sobriety. And sometimes a drink sounds really good so I can get relaxed like old Papa Hemingway there.
Posted by: joncelli at March 16, 2015 11:12 PM (ohKF9)
Define "clean underwear".
Posted by: Vendette
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Any underwear you haven't worn to a NoVaMoMe?
Posted by: shredded chi at March 16, 2015 11:12 PM (9dfN4)
Define "clean underwear".
Posted by: Vendette at March 16, 2015 11:10 PM
"Clean underwear" should be gender-specific &...
there was something else...
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 16, 2015 11:13 PM (4gN5w)
Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at March 16, 2015 11:13 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: TKYC at March 16, 2015 11:13 PM (XpzeV)
Washed within 24 hours. more cloth than holes. OR actually wearing underwear. I know the ER people have seen it all, but dang, I don't want to.
Posted by: Moki at March 16, 2015 11:13 PM (bAB8f)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 11:13 PM (Hmple)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2015 11:09 PM (l1zOH)
And there lies the rub. I don't want to be controlled
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 16, 2015 11:14 PM (YOPoU)
barely keeping our heads above water and I need to hold out until June
to have 19 years of sobriety. And sometimes a drink sounds really good
so I can get relaxed like old Papa Hemingway there.
Posted by: joncelli at March 16, 2015 11:12 PM (ohKF9)
Prayers up.
Posted by: Vendette at March 16, 2015 11:14 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: shredded chi at March 16, 2015 11:12 PM (9dfN4)
Who the hell wears underwear to a MoMe?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 16, 2015 11:14 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: Genghis Cohen at March 16, 2015 11:14 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: rickl at March 16, 2015 11:15 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: joncelli
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It didn't end well.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2015 11:15 PM (l1zOH)
Day at time, even if it is an hour at a time.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 16, 2015 11:15 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2015 11:15 PM (8Ljms)
Any underwear you haven't worn to a NoVaMoMe?
Posted by: shredded chi at March 16, 2015 11:12 PM (9dfN4)
Good Lord, what are y'all doing at the NoVaMoMe? And can I come this year?
Posted by: Moki at March 16, 2015 11:15 PM (bAB8f)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 16, 2015 11:16 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at March 16, 2015 11:16 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: joncelli at March 16, 2015 11:16 PM (dUqfn)
Posted by: Y-not at March 16, 2015 11:16 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2015 11:16 PM (d2MTZ)
A side note-ALWAYS wear clean underwear. Seriously.
Posted by: Moki at March 16, 2015 11:03 PM (bAB8f)
I'm going to regret this...
Define "clean underwear".
Posted by: Vendette at March 16, 2015 11:10 PM (TEpA2)
Have you been selling used underwear, again?!?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2015 11:16 PM (T1005)
us every day that they have a mansion, four cars in the driveway, 15
high-end watches 20,000 rounds of ammo stored...
Posted by: shredded chi at March 16, 2015 11:04 PM (9dfN4)
Mansion, no. Small house, about 1000 square feet, check. Garage, check. Shop, check. Barn, check. Four (old) Suburbans in the driveway? Check. Couple dozen other old cars in the shop and yard, check. Twenty-dollar watch, check. Couple hundred rounds of ammo? Check.
Shit, I got all my priorities wrong, I guess.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2015 11:17 PM (UwPGL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran
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I interpret that to mean that we need to co-ordinate our fields of fire.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2015 11:17 PM (l1zOH)
Tell me about it. I can't have much of a dating life on my salary. I guess it's a good thing I'm too shy to ask anyone out...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 16, 2015 11:17 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Moki at March 16, 2015 11:17 PM (bAB8f)
"
Well, the neighborhood bike riders were more aggressive than he, so.
Jehovah's Witness for the win. And nobody pays any attention to them.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 11:17 PM (Hmple)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2015 11:17 PM (d2MTZ)
Posted by: cthulhu"
You can buy that out of vending machines in Japan.
So I've heard....
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 16, 2015 11:18 PM (Wo9OY)
It's on. And yes this is real. I tried to come up with a nice rhyming moniker for the fight but SLC is a tough one to work with...
THE KILLAH Vs. VANILLA!
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 16, 2015 11:18 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Timing at March 16, 2015 11:18 PM (Yz5ZM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Again, this "we" shit - count me out of it.
He's not just an asshole. He's fascist fucking fascist fuck of a fascist fuck if a fascist fuck ever fascististically fucked.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2015 11:19 PM (Q/1Jp)
Posted by: cthulhu
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Sell? Ha ha ha ha.
Why bother?
I just donated Bill's to GoodWill, and claimed a $3.50 deduction per pair.
Posted by: Hillary! true fact. at March 16, 2015 11:19 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 16, 2015 11:19 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Y-not at March 16, 2015 11:19 PM (9BRsg)
Hope the horde the leftist bills to ban all center fire rifle ammo being introduced.
Normally I'd laugh, but they never ever stop.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 16, 2015 11:19 PM (/cvEu)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 10:37 PM (mx5oN)
Yeah, but giving wifey permission to screw other men is pretty emasculating. At least if he'd divorced her, he'd lose half his assets, but he might still have his balls. And the whore published a story about it. So now all his pals and his relatives know he's a wimp.
So, did the cuckolded husband take advantage of the "open" part of there "marriage"?? Or did he just do nothing while his whore wife whored around?
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at March 16, 2015 11:19 PM (Ggbti)
I interpret that to mean that we need to co-ordinate our fields of fire.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2015 11:17 PM (l1zOH)
Ready aim, fire
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 16, 2015 11:20 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Timing at March 16, 2015 11:18 PM (Yz5ZM)
*********
That will suck just as bad as today... Just kidding. I am at a point right now where it simply HAS to get better.
Posted by: Genghis Cohen at March 16, 2015 11:20 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: lurking grandma at March 16, 2015 11:20 PM (2VaQu)
Posted by: Jenny
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St. Patrick's day, actually.
Posted by: Hillary! true fact. at March 16, 2015 11:20 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer"
You hit 'em from the north side Hammer, and I'll come at them from the west. We'll meet downtown near the drum circle and catch them in a crossfire.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 16, 2015 11:20 PM (Wo9OY)
According to the story, he shacked up with a 24-year-old, so it wasn't a complete loss on his part.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 11:21 PM (mx5oN)
Not a bunch. Not even a few dozen. But there's a reason I don't comment on the day threads. Life's too short, and I got shit to do.
In totally unrelated news, I just poured the last of the bourbon. I have to get more within 24 hours or they're gonna kick me out of Kentucky. It's a state law, much like the "he needed killin'" law in Texas.
Posted by: DC in River City at March 16, 2015 11:21 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Moki at March 16, 2015 11:06 PM (bAB8f)
*****
Thank you. She is a Freshman at Alabama, and is so busy that I don't get to see her much. It was golden time, and she gets to crow about how cool it is that Dad flew them there and back.
These days, as many days should be, I simply enjoy the moments.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 16, 2015 11:21 PM (3F6F8)
1% chance of being enacted
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 16, 2015 11:21 PM (/cvEu)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2015 11:19 PM
...for emphasis...
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 16, 2015 11:21 PM (4gN5w)
Posted by: REVEREND AL! at March 16, 2015 11:21 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 11:13 PM (Hmple)
*Stands upon soapbox*
This place is filled with all sorts of people, from the barely-getting-by to the fully-loaded, the socially-liberal to the socially-conservative and everything in between, and from the atheist to the conservative evangelical/ most-Catholic-person-you-have-ever-met.
Come for the posts, stay for the prayer meeting. Watch the posts and notice that we indeed cover the spectrum of social thought. Watch the posts and see how the Horde comes through when a monetary need is made known.
If you post about how much you have in the bank, good for you. But you can, pay it forward.
Posted by: Vendette at March 16, 2015 11:21 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 16, 2015 11:17 PM (rJUlF)
You can get a guitar for $50 & a shitty old Suzuki for $300. Mind you, you're only going to have shallow, meaningless sex with dozens of hard-bodied 19-year-olds who have daddy issues, but if you can put up with that, you might get a couple of decent conversations out of the whole thing.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Goodlife Knitting Klatsch at March 16, 2015 11:21 PM (Q819Q)
Posted by: John Q Normal at March 16, 2015 11:21 PM (scgac)
Posted by: Jenny
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St. Patrick's day, actually.
----
Well there you go! You can all look forward to pinching people tomorrow. Sometimes really pinch-able people forget to wear green.
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Timing at March 16, 2015 11:22 PM (Yz5ZM)
Posted by: lurking grandma at March 16, 2015 11:20 PM (2VaQu)
***********
I am sure there is a town up there by the name of Wismomee. Plausible.
Posted by: Genghis Cohen at March 16, 2015 11:22 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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Metaphorically speaking, of course.
Posted by: Hillary! true fact. at March 16, 2015 11:22 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 16, 2015 11:22 PM (rJUlF)
Who's in a "funk?" Seems about right.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 11:23 PM (Hmple)
"Sir, that's not an animal."
"What? Look at that label! Does it say Whistlepig or not?"
Posted by: Splunge at March 16, 2015 11:23 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: lurking grandma at March
Contact me at setterguy2014 at the gmail
Saturday Oneida casino Green Bay
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 16, 2015 11:23 PM (YOPoU)
But he loves the country he leads/rules. Russia 1, USA 0 at the half.
Posted by: DC in River City at March 16, 2015 11:23 PM (e+1S5)
That's the problem now with the GOP. There're too many net-and-trident Republicans who refuse to stand up for sword-and-shield ideals.
Posted by: FireHorse at March 16, 2015 11:23 PM (lHZsI)
Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at March 16, 2015 11:24 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 16, 2015 11:24 PM (8zCR+)
At least you missed earlier today the Non-Sacred Bovine tap-dancing on a land mine explaining how the mullahs of Tehran really don't want to blow up the whole world. Whatever is in that cow's cud has to be banned by the DEA.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2015 11:24 PM (d2MTZ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 11:25 PM (Hmple)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 16, 2015 11:25 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 16, 2015 11:25 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at March 16, 2015 11:26 PM (iuQS7)
Call the bad guys what you want. I'm calling the conflict the Third Iraq War.
Posted by: FireHorse at March 16, 2015 11:26 PM (lHZsI)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 16, 2015 11:26 PM (b2cFu)
"Sir, that's not an animal."
"What? Look at that label! Does it say Whistlepig or not?"
Do you by chance happen to publish a newsletter to which one such as myself may subscribe?
Posted by: DC in River City at March 16, 2015 11:26 PM (e+1S5)
But he loves the country he leads/rules. Russia 1, USA 0 at the half.
Posted by: DC in River City at March 16, 2015 11:23 PM (e+1S5)
You left out fuckity
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 16, 2015 11:27 PM (YOPoU)
This is why we can't have nice things.
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 16, 2015 11:08 PM (pAlYe)
Yes, but isn't it really just a handful of people? I get the not wanting to spend your time hear playing cop. I can't imagine any one of you signed up as cob so you can spend your time banning the dumb people. What I see are a handful of people who test the boundaries without quite crossing it. I expect that eventually, they'll cross it and get banned.
It kinda sucks to be a cob, huh? Great ONT btw. Lots a stuff to read.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 16, 2015 11:27 PM (iUBwE)
Posted by: Goo Goo Dah Dah at March 16, 2015 11:28 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 11:28 PM (Hmple)
Heh. No 19-year-old is going to have anything to do with this graying, still-out-of-shape-but-working-on-it guy.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 16, 2015 11:28 PM (rJUlF)
Spot on.
We need to find a couple of dozen who'll wade into the fray with a bronze cod-piece & a ball peen hammer
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 16, 2015 11:28 PM (4gN5w)
A) I have plenty of cheap bourbon, so open the floppy disc port...
2) I don't think I ever saw the "3 good things" from today...
Do tell.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 16, 2015 11:28 PM (9dfN4)
According to the story, he shacked up with a 24-year-old, so it wasn't a complete loss on his part.
Ah, a "happy ending" of sorts. I'm so glad I lead a dull and boring life. I never could understand why some insist on making obviously fucked up decisions and then wonder why everything goes to shit.
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at March 16, 2015 11:28 PM (Ggbti)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 16, 2015 11:29 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2015 11:19 PM (Q/1Jp)
But enough about Moo Moo. What do you think of his good buddy Putin?
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Goodlife Knitting Klatsch at March 16, 2015 11:29 PM (Q819Q)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 16, 2015 11:29 PM (/cvEu)
Posted by: lurking grandma at March 16, 2015 11:29 PM (2VaQu)
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Everything that I post here is hypothetical.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2015 11:29 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2015 11:29 PM (T1005)
1945 Studebaker M-29C Weasel for sale on eBay.
http://tinyurl.com/ltokkem
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2015 11:29 PM (d2MTZ)
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Everything that I post here is hypothetical.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2015 11:29 PM (l1zOH)
Literally?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 11:30 PM (mx5oN)
Sounds like you gotta adjust the money, Capin'.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 11:30 PM (Hmple)
Posted by: Vendette at March 16, 2015 11:31 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 16, 2015 11:31 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2015 11:31 PM (d2MTZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2015 11:29 PM
I thought it was "theoretical"? What'd I miss?
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 16, 2015 11:32 PM (4gN5w)
It beats a life of crazy drama, for sure.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 11:32 PM (mx5oN)
>>> Sadly there are simply some topics that Simply Cannot Be
Discussed Here. Because certain commenters cannot contain themselves and
must Go There. And none of the cobs feel like having to police the
thread for hours afterwards.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 16, 2015 11:08 PM (pAlYe)
Yes, but isn't it really just a handful of people? I get the not
wanting to spend your time hear playing cop. I can't imagine any one of
you signed up as cob so you can spend your time banning the dumb
people. What I see are a handful of people who test the boundaries
without quite crossing it. I expect that eventually, they'll cross it
and get banned.
It kinda sucks to be a cob, huh? Great ONT btw. Lots a stuff to read.
Actually, great ONT as we've been spoiled rotten to receive night-after-night. How many is this for you, Maet? We should start having parties every hundredth one, MoMes at every thousandth, and Manhattan "Eyes Wide Shut" events every ten-thousandth.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2015 11:32 PM (T1005)
Guitar. Motorcycle. It only works on maybe 5% of young, hot things, but it is like crack mixed with catnip.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Goodlife Knitting Klatsch at March 16, 2015 11:33 PM (Q819Q)
At a certain point, I think you've fapped enough. It's time to move over and let someone else do the fapping.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 16, 2015 11:33 PM (ZtyJy)
Posted by: Vendette at March 16, 2015 11:31 PM (TEpA2)
He flirts with ladies EVERYWHERE. And they love it.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 16, 2015 11:33 PM (b2cFu)
Citizens, just remember, when we enter the voting booth, I'm the only candidate with a pussy. As a somewhat black female, married to the first black president, I ain't no where near tired, and I'm ready to suppress white privilege and encourage Congress to vote for reparations for one and all.
Let us pray.....
Posted by: Miss Rodham the Invincible at March 16, 2015 11:33 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 11:33 PM (Hmple)
Posted by: otho at March 16, 2015 11:34 PM (tBSrv)
Oh, and a big FU to Barky.
Posted by: fairweatherbill looking for the sweet spot at March 16, 2015 11:34 PM (FviSe)
maybe that explains why my (friends') pron searches are so lame
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 16, 2015 11:34 PM (4gN5w)
2) I don't think I ever saw the "3 good things" from today...
A) I have this policy where I never turn down a free drink, so pour away.
B) I didn't clarify, it seemed inappropriate considering so many are having a rough go of it. But one was professional, one personal, and the last was me diagnosing and fixing a problem with my car.
Posted by: DC in River City at March 16, 2015 11:34 PM (e+1S5)
So no more frequently than once every 27 years or so?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 11:34 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2015 11:35 PM (l1zOH)
Lousy or no, I figure any day that you look down at the grass instead of up at the roots is a victory.
Words from my Granma.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 16, 2015 11:35 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 16, 2015 11:33 PM (b2cFu)
He loves it too.
Take him to your grocery store's bakery. You'll likely get goodies out of his flirtation.
Posted by: Vendette at March 16, 2015 11:36 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: lurking grandma at March 16, 2015 11:36 PM (2VaQu)
Son of Crank has grown so much!
*Feels old*
I bet he flirts with ladies in the grocery store.
Posted by: Vendette at March 16, 2015 11:31 PM (TEpA2)
Grrr....I've been trying to get current on the thread before haring off to figure out twitter....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2015 11:36 PM (T1005)
I guess so, considering that in the latter scenario you'd be buried alive.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 11:36 PM (mx5oN)
So no more frequently than once every 27 years or so?
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I...don't want to think about what we'll all look like in 27 years or so. At all.
Posted by: Jenny Suddenly Understands Trigger Warnings at March 16, 2015 11:36 PM (Yz5ZM)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 11:36 PM (Hmple)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
It's been said that there is a lot of ruin in a country. Ours?
A lot more to go, so no sense worrying about it beyond providing for your loved-ones.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2015 10:38 PM
Look at Venezuela, Argentina, what was Yugoslavia. There is a lot of design margin in a country, but eventually you run into the wall/over the cliff. And it is damned near impossible to bring back the good old days.
If America falls, it will be like the Fall of Rome and Constantinople simultaneously. Except we are more likely to end up with a nuclear wasteland and a thousand year dark age. because the idiots that end up in charge are more than willing to rule in Hell.
Posted by: rd at March 16, 2015 11:37 PM (JMsTM)
For anyone here who's planning to share their trail mix with the President, be sure to remove the M&Ms first. ;-)
"Here's what it's like when President Obama gets mad" (link to msn.com)
http://tinyurl.com/kusrbs6
(Apparently, Barack is a Van Halen fan.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2015 11:37 PM (elbY7)
The State Department really is a third rate place now, with Horseface running all over the place getting insulted and the Theta girls flacking for him, but at least it's no longer a quasi-criminal enterprise. There's that.
Posted by: MTF at March 16, 2015 11:37 PM (QZIW8)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 16, 2015 11:38 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 16, 2015 11:38 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 16, 2015 11:38 PM (l3vZN)
Call in the Scientologists and those girls will be gone in no time.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 11:38 PM (mx5oN)
Manhattan "Eyes Wide Shut" events every ten-thousandth.
So no more frequently than once every 27 years or so?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 11:34 PM (mx5oN)
With all the old farts attending, would you want 'em more frequently?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2015 11:38 PM (T1005)
Words from my Granma.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 16, 2015 11:35 PM (jeCnD)
*****
Yep. Any day on the right side of the grass is a great day. Takes some time to garner that perspective though...
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 16, 2015 11:38 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 16, 2015 11:39 PM (AxABj)
I would think you meant Moo Moo, but you said 'respected.'
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 16, 2015 11:39 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 16, 2015 11:40 PM (iUBwE)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 16, 2015 11:40 PM (8zCR+)
There had better be pictoral, and biologic, proof and the end.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 11:40 PM (Hmple)
Posted by: DC in River City
So he would be a bad guy in your eyes if it was only narcissism on his part?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2015 11:40 PM (Q/1Jp)
How have you been?
Posted by: shredded chi at March 16, 2015 11:41 PM (9dfN4)
(a) Small but still decent-sized inheritance
(b) finally got a nice car
(c) Small but still decent-sized lotto win, allowing me to pay for a Vegas meetup if others want to come
(d) interview for a job with people who might actually hire me
(e) finally got a really nice video camera I can make a movie with, and am hiring Horde members as extras
(f) approval for gender reassignment surgery finally came through
Looking forward to your votes!!
:-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2015 11:41 PM (elbY7)
a moment of your time please. post will mainly be directed to you & cthulhu
Posted by: dDan at March 16, 2015 11:41 PM (hwYmz)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2015 11:41 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 16, 2015 11:39 PM (MMC8r)
***snorts ***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 16, 2015 11:41 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 11:41 PM (Hmple)
I would like permission to send that post to a friend.
Sometimes, they don't understand why I like this site.
Posted by: dDan at March 16, 2015 11:43 PM (hwYmz)
Posted by: cthulhu
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You're gonna need a psychiatrist to help with that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2015 11:43 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2015 11:43 PM (d2MTZ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 16, 2015 11:43 PM (4gN5w)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 16, 2015 11:43 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 16, 2015 11:43 PM (ZtyJy)
Tell ya what. I don't need Hillary to go to jail. I really don't. It wouldn't really make my life better in any real way if she did. Let her make a billion dollars on speeches.
I. Just. Don't. Want. Her. President.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2015 11:44 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 16, 2015 11:39 PM (MMC8r)
No. The other guy. I think Maet or another cob actually banned him but just for one thread.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 16, 2015 11:44 PM (iUBwE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2015 11:45 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama
A fine way to treat your biggest donors, Herr Obama.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2015 11:45 PM (Q/1Jp)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Goodlife Knitting Klatsch at March 16, 2015 11:33 PM (Q819Q)
I'm not saying jack shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2015 11:45 PM (FMbng)
Oh, and a bit later I'll share the news I promised to share a few weeks
ago. Tell you all what, I'll let you all guess what it is. Here's the
candidates:
(a) Small but still decent-sized inheritance
(b) finally got a nice car
(c) Small but still decent-sized lotto win, allowing me to pay for a Vegas meetup if others want to come
(d) interview for a job with people who might actually hire me
(e) finally got a really nice video camera I can make a movie with, and am hiring Horde members as extras
(f) approval for gender reassignment surgery finally came through
Looking forward to your votes!!
:-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2015 11:41 PM (elbY7)
Well, as far as inheritances go....I don't have very many or very valuable ones ('cause I'm not related to wealthy folks), but in every case I'd much rather have my relation back.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2015 11:45 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 16, 2015 11:45 PM (AxABj)
Regards to Liecester, Leicester..., whatever.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2015 11:45 PM (l1zOH)
@Glipsee 53m53 minutes ago
Found: Girl Who Filmed Viral Indianapolis Beat Down of Unarmed Teen White Girl and Unarmed Preteen Little Brother http://bit.ly/18zhPye
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 16, 2015 11:46 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 16, 2015 11:46 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 16, 2015 11:40 PM (8zCR+)
************
Getting my Penis cut off by a table saw is probably my greatest fear, after Hillary being the next president.
Posted by: Genghis Cohen at March 16, 2015 11:46 PM (fLKzW)
Youngest is back for break and seems to be thriving at what is a pretty dang hard school.
Last of the snow piles melted today and we are in the middle of the big thaw, road is really bad.
Hope things are well for you and better for your BIL.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 16, 2015 11:46 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Garrett at March 16, 2015 11:46 PM (ZtyJy)
before haring off to figure out twitter....
Posted by: cthulhu
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You're gonna need a psychiatrist to help with that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2015 11:43 PM (l1zOH)
I got it, though ( @288 ) -- thank goodness the browser remembered all the tricky parts!
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2015 11:46 PM (T1005)
Old Blue, hope you can stick around to find out.
Will announce the answer at 12:30 EDT, about 45 mins from now. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2015 11:47 PM (elbY7)
Heck,
I didn't see anyone bellyachin' except me - and I really have nothing to complain about, to be honest. I think I'm just a dick.
I'm not hungry, I can afford to buy cheap bourbon (for now), I have a few good friends here...
And I get to call the prettiest, coolest, baddest 'ette at the HQ mine. How that happened, I still don't know, but I'm gonna run with it.
Who here can say they were were so lucky to fall for an 'ette?
Posted by: shredded chi at March 16, 2015 11:47 PM (9dfN4)
Posted by: cthulhu
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Well.., I'm with you there...., I'm thinking that I might rue the missing surgically removed bits also.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2015 11:47 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: cthulhu
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Well.., I'm with you there...., I'm thinking that I might rue the missing surgically removed bits also.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2015 11:47 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Goodlife Knitting Klatsch at March 16, 2015 11:33 PM (Q819Q)
Wrong! Lead guitar and lead singer get everything they want.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 16, 2015 11:48 PM (iUBwE)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 16, 2015 11:40 PM (8zCR+)
You could be buried alive with Hillary.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 16, 2015 11:48 PM (W5DcG)
a couple nights ago cthulhu posted events that occurred w/ Joffen.
I would like permission to send that post to a friend.
Sometimes, they don't understand why I like this site.
Posted by: dDan at March 16, 2015 11:43 PM (hwYmz)
You'll know when I deny reposting of something here, 'cause I'll be using every effort to have a COB disappear it.....which, to my shame, I have done.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2015 11:49 PM (T1005)
One of the nice things about living this long is you no longer give a damn what anyone thinks of you.
Even better is having the love of your life along for the ride.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 16, 2015 11:49 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Starr, Bonham & Jones, et al at March 16, 2015 11:49 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Hope we are all still up
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 16, 2015 11:49 PM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Goodlife Knitting Klatsch at March 16, 2015 11:33 PM
Add a couple more elements and the %age goes way up.
Posted by: otho at March 16, 2015 11:50 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2015 11:50 PM (elbY7)
Dude. You wrote 'Unskinny Bop' and 'Every Rose Has Its Thorn'.
You must have had to beat them back with a stick.
Posted by: Garrett at March 16, 2015 11:50 PM (ZtyJy)
California needs to be fenced off.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 16, 2015 11:43 PM (ZtyJy)
Great idea and I'll willingly help build it -- just as soon as the fiancee and I are on the proper side......
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2015 11:50 PM (T1005)
'ette at the HQ mine. How that happened, I still don't know, but I'm
gonna run with it.
Who here can say they were were so lucky to fall for an 'ette?
Posted by: shredded chi at March 16, 2015 11:47 PM (9dfN4)
Without answering the latter question, with respect to the former, you are a lucky man.
Posted by: Vendette at March 16, 2015 11:51 PM (TEpA2)
(a) Small but still decent-sized inheritance
(b) finally got a nice car
(c) Small but still decent-sized lotto win, allowing me to pay for a Vegas meetup if others want to come
(d) interview for a job with people who might actually hire me
(e) finally got a really nice video camera I can make a movie with, and am hiring Horde members as extras
(f) approval for gender reassignment surgery finally came through
Looking forward to your votes!!
:-)
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Wait...where's the more likely option "(g) began dating woman who wears red pumps even in the pool?"
Posted by: Jenny Suddenly Understands Trigger Warnings at March 16, 2015 11:51 PM (Yz5ZM)
#savintheplanetnshit
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 16, 2015 11:51 PM (z+4T3)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2015 11:51 PM (d2MTZ)
Is that a 1980-ish birthday, or one that is pre-WWII?
Be of good cheer, Horde, we are down but not out.
Posted by: Piercello at March 16, 2015 11:51 PM (QJCCx)
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 16, 2015 11:51 PM (OCKzv)
But if it's:"(e) finally got a really nice video camera I can make a movie with, and am hiring Horde members as extras", you can count me in. I'm at least two extras, three if you're filming widescreen.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 16, 2015 11:51 PM (UVfht)
Wanted to post options that sounded like they could actually happen in the real world. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2015 11:51 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2015 11:52 PM (elbY7)
Posted by: Starr, Bonham & Jones, et al at March 16, 2015 11:49 PM (elbY7)
Whoevers sock that is, I almost wrote it that way, but I decided not to be all dirty. That's what I meant.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 16, 2015 11:52 PM (iUBwE)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 16, 2015 11:52 PM (YOPoU)
All ears, and a a little drunk - take advantage of it
Posted by: shredded chi at March 16, 2015 11:52 PM (9dfN4)
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My backyard fountain thanks you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2015 11:53 PM (ZbCKc)
You're gonna need a bigger thread!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 16, 2015 11:53 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 16, 2015 11:48 PM (iUBwE)
There may *cough* or may not be serious truth to that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2015 11:53 PM (FMbng)
http://tinyurl.com/ltokkem
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2015 11:29 PM (d2MTZ)
That's a pretty good-looking Weasel, Anna. Mine does does not have the flotation tanks, although it carries an M29C ID plate. A lot of user who bought them for hunting and bushwhacking got rid of the amphibious gear because it made the Weasel a lot less capable in rough terrain.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2015 11:53 PM (UwPGL)
Being buried alive is probably my greatest fear, after Hillary being the next president.
Posted by: cm9000 at March 16, 2015 11:40 PM (8zCR+)
You could be buried alive with Hillary.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 16, 2015 11:48 PM (W5DcG)
AAAaaaaiiiiiiieeeeee!!!!!
There are some things too horrible for Cthulhu.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2015 11:53 PM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2015 11:49 PM (T1005)
appreciate it, thanks.
Posted by: dDan at March 16, 2015 11:53 PM (hwYmz)
Even better is having the love of your life along for the ride.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 16, 2015 11:49 PM (jeCnD)
Who puts you into place...
And the walking grandbaby will put you into place if really necessary.
Posted by: Vendette at March 16, 2015 11:53 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2015 11:54 PM (ZbCKc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2015 11:54 PM (elbY7)
Heh. Good one. 1980s. I'm ratcheting up the courage to ask her to dinner. At the rate I'm going, I should be able to do it by 2027.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 16, 2015 11:55 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2015 11:53 PM (FMbng)
Quit being coy and SPILL
Posted by: L, Elle at March 16, 2015 11:55 PM (iUBwE)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 16, 2015 11:56 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 16, 2015 11:48 PM (iUBwE)
There may *cough* or may not be serious truth to that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2015 11:53 PM (FMbng)
===
Well, I have the singing part already down. *Check yp.com for guitar lessons*
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 16, 2015 11:57 PM (rJUlF)
barely keeping our heads above water and I need to hold out until June
to have 19 years of sobriety. And sometimes a drink sounds really good
so I can get relaxed like old Papa Hemingway there.
Posted by: joncelli at March 16, 2015 11:12 PM (ohKF9)
Dude, hang in there. I won't try to jolly you along, but you being sober means a Hell of a lot for someone.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2015 11:57 PM (t//F+)
One of the nice things about living this long is you no longer give a damn what anyone thinks of you.
Even better is having the love of your life along for the ride.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 16, 2015 11:49 PM (jeCnD)
---------irongrampa, I am grateful for many things now that I'm getting later on in life. I'm married to the most beautiful, wonderful, loving woman ever created (at 73 she is still a hottie, with a smile to die for), we have a home to call our own.
I still bowl better more days than I bowl bad. Even with two different heart issues, I'm still above ground.
I haven't lost my curiosity about the world around me.
As much as I can bitch about all the idiocy around me, I'm still here to bitch.
I have the Horde. What a bunch of absolute miscreants and malefactors. They make me laugh, and sometimes they make me cry.Yes, God has been good to me. I may not be his favorite, but He's been good.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 16, 2015 11:57 PM (AxABj)
You could let the Horde be your Cyrano de Bergerac, but I wouldn't advise it.
Although I would be sure to read the thread.
Encouragement, from the peanut gallery.
Posted by: Piercello at March 16, 2015 11:59 PM (QJCCx)
1) What'd you switch to?
2) Was it hard to switch?
Posted by: Steck at March 16, 2015 11:59 PM (5i94q)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 16, 2015 11:59 PM (gsfK5)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Too lazy to look it up: wasn't Led the model for the fictitious band in 'Almost Famous'?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2015 11:59 PM (Q/1Jp)
Left forced DC Comics to cancel the cover of The Joker -- a homicidal maniac and mass murderer -- and Batgirl. Cause Joker looked to threatening and the SJWs said it promoted domestic violence.
Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
The Joke Killers: DC Cancels "Batgirl" Joker Variant Cover wp.me/p5mfmD-4E via @lizzyf620 #CHANGETHECOVER
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 16, 2015 11:59 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:00 AM (elbY7)
-----/-/-
That's inspiring. Thank you,
My goal is to one day bowl in shoes that don't say RENTAL on the back.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2015 12:00 AM (ZbCKc)
Posted by: thathalfrican at March 17, 2015 12:01 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 16, 2015 11:59 PM (gsfK5)
*****
Uuuummmm...What the actual fuck...?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 17, 2015 12:01 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2015 12:01 AM (Q/1Jp)
What was the name of the NYC chap that capped some thugs on the subway?
And that WZ vid was disturbing.
Posted by: Lost Tom Servo at March 17, 2015 12:02 AM (YChHQ)
Come on, go for it Captn. If she comes around every week that's a hint
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 17, 2015 12:02 AM (YOPoU)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 17, 2015 12:02 AM (8zCR+)
barely keeping our heads above water and I need to hold out until June
to have 19 years of sobriety. And sometimes a drink sounds really good
so I can get relaxed like old Papa Hemingway there.
Posted by: joncelli at March 16, 2015 11:12 PM (ohKF9)
If it helps, alot of people are struggling just as much. Don't feel like you're alone. I really hope life gives you and your wife a break and some good things too.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 17, 2015 12:02 AM (iUBwE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2015 12:02 AM (ZbCKc)
I had a physical today. The doctor said I was healthy as a horse. Then she gave me the address for the glue factory.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 17, 2015 12:02 AM (UVfht)
It was a *variant* cover. The SJW's could have bought issue with the regular cover, but no, that's not enough. Some were even threatening the artist's life...over an illustration they say promoted domestic violence. Then again, SJW's wouldn't know cognitive dissonance if it held them at gunpoint...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 17, 2015 12:03 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Don't hassle the Hoff at March 17, 2015 12:03 AM (NbYvL)
Posted by: shredded chi at March 17, 2015 12:03 AM (9dfN4)
Posted by: That guy who goes "Ba-dum-TISH!" at March 17, 2015 12:03 AM (rJUlF)
And that WZ vid was disturbing.
Posted by: Lost Tom Servo at March 17, 2015 12:02 AM (YChHQ)
Bernard Goetz.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2015 12:04 AM (UwPGL)
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 17, 2015 12:04 AM (jeCnD)
((yanks tie back and forth while sweating profusely))
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:04 AM (elbY7)
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IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!
Posted by: Jean F. LeKerry, Secretairie de'Etat at March 17, 2015 12:05 AM (ZbCKc)
Posted by: That guy who goes at March 17, 2015 12:05 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 17, 2015 12:05 AM (rJUlF)
Blanco, not bad, not bad at all.
Posted by: thathalfrican at March 17, 2015 12:05 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: shredded chi at March 17, 2015 12:05 AM (9dfN4)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 17, 2015 12:05 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2015 11:59 PM (Q/1Jp)
Yes. And the kid is supposed to be Cameron Crowe
Posted by: L, Elle at March 17, 2015 12:05 AM (iUBwE)
Because certain commenters cannot contain themselves and must Go There."
Don't you have a tool that will keep those commenters out of the threads?
Anna, you did not run me off the other night. I got hit with sudden nap syndrome.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 17, 2015 12:06 AM (GoyxN)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 16, 2015 11:59 PM (gsfK5)
What is something uttered by the guy screwing Sandra Fluke.
Posted by: buzzion at March 17, 2015 12:07 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 12:07 AM (AxABj)
((yanks tie back and forth while sweating profusely))
I do it for the LOLs. I may not get 'em, but that's what I do it for.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 17, 2015 12:07 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Blanco
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I had my last physical Tuesday from my doc of 15 years. He's quitting. Taking early retirement, doesn't need the evolving bureaucratic hassles of running a practice. Sad day..., and I'm left twisting in the wind.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2015 12:07 AM (l1zOH)
So here's some Tuesday drinking music for y'all.
https://youtu.be/NonD4oquvug
Posted by: Country Singer at March 17, 2015 12:07 AM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Vendette at March 17, 2015 12:08 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2015 12:09 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:09 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2015 12:09 AM (UwPGL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17
That sucks Mr. Hammer
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 17, 2015 12:09 AM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 12:10 AM (AxABj)
It...is...FINISHED.....
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 17, 2015 12:05 AM (GEICT)
You and the cheerleader wife just had sex?
Posted by: L, Elle at March 17, 2015 12:10 AM (iUBwE)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17
If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor.
Posted by: Ha Ha Suckers! at March 17, 2015 12:10 AM (zt+N6)
cthulu, OT: You said a while back that you'd changed software, ditching Intuit:
1) What'd you switch to?
2) Was it hard to switch?
Posted by: Steck at March 16, 2015 11:59 PM (5i94q)
I went from Turbotax to HR Block for taxes -- it read in last year's Turbotax files, but I haven't completed the current year yet, so my assessment is still incomplete.
I went from Quicken to AceMoney for personal finance tracking. It read in all the historical stuff from Quicken fine, but I'm still dorking around with linking the bank auto-updates. It can simulate linking as various versions of Quicken, and the institutions do better with some than with others. You can do manual date-range updates, so I'm reasonably confident in the software.....but it hasn't gotten back to the ease that I had when I foolishly trusted Quicken not to fuck me over.
And, BTW, I hope that Intuit ceases to exist as a company within the next 12 months.
Finally.....there's such a thing as OT on the ONT?!?!? Why wasn't I told?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 17, 2015 12:11 AM (T1005)
Or maybe not. Either way, we're all waiting to feel good for a moron for...something! Congratulations Mr. QDPSteve!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 17, 2015 12:11 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2015 12:09 AM (l1zOH)
Ayup.
It'll be up at 945am tomorrow morning at the link in my nic.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 17, 2015 12:11 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Alberta
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.... now..., where is that hacksaw that I was using?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2015 12:11 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 17, 2015 12:05 AM (GEICT)
You and the cheerleader wife just had sex?
Posted by: L, Elle at March 17, 2015 12:10 AM (iUBwE)
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Posted by: Vendette at March 17, 2015 12:11 AM (TEpA2)
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Sad to say, but my mad bowling skillz won't support a custom-drilled ball.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2015 12:11 AM (ZbCKc)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 12:12 AM (AxABj)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 17, 2015 12:10 AM (iUBwE)
Don't I wish.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 17, 2015 12:12 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: buzzion
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"I'd like to use a lifeline. No. A REAL Fucking lifeline - a rope with a flotation device connected. PLEASE!"
Posted by: shredded chi at March 17, 2015 12:12 AM (9dfN4)
"My God, it's full of sores!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:09 AM (elbY7)
A Georgetown twat
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 17, 2015 12:12 AM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Lost Tom Servo at March 17, 2015 12:13 AM (YChHQ)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 17, 2015 12:13 AM (iUBwE)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 16, 2015 11:14 PM
OMG, i sleep on that couch you were sitting on! TIMMUH!!!!!!!!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 17, 2015 12:13 AM (Ca5ze)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 12:10 AM (AxABj)
And you're an inspiration.
Posted by: Vendette at March 17, 2015 12:14 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: buzzion
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"I'd like to use a lifeline. No. A REAL Fucking lifeline - a rope with a flotation device connected. PLEASE!!
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If we can find my car keys we could drive out.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2015 12:14 AM (ZbCKc)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 12:14 AM (AxABj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:15 AM (elbY7)
Good news, AOP! Now, just one question. Did you spring forward on your
watch? Or are you still an hour behind? Minor details and all that.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 12:12 AM (AxABj)
Heh. I went to "spring it forward", and that's when I found the battery was dead. So I set it by the cell phone just a few minutes ago. So it is sprung forward.
Confucious say "man with two clocks never knows what time it is."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2015 12:15 AM (UwPGL)
"My God, it's full of sores!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:09 AM (elbY7)
My god its full of people.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2015 12:15 AM (FMbng)
Finally.....there's such a thing as OT on the ONT?!?!? Why wasn't I told?
Posted by: cthulhu
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I've told my Intuit story before, but it basically boils down to a call from the office of the President (of Intuit), telling me to screw off. I explained that I already had, with my purchase of H&R Block.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2015 12:15 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 12:15 AM (AxABj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2015 12:16 AM (l1zOH)
I liked it better back when "period" didn't mean "I just told a whopper!"
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 17, 2015 12:16 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2015 12:11 AM (ZbCKc)
Bwahahaha! I got a ball, shoes, and Bowling bag way back in the day. I sucked then, and now, but I still got that crap.
(it's was a rite of passage in the Milw. area once upon a time)
So now if bowling is on the agenda, I root around until I find it, and act like Mr. Bowler until we start. It's a one time expense for a lifetime of mockery and fun.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 17, 2015 12:16 AM (XmOA9)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2015 12:16 AM (Q/1Jp)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2015 12:11 AM (ZbCKc)
Just drill one big-ass hole, and shove your whole fist into it. Works for me.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 17, 2015 12:17 AM (UwPGL)
Posted by: Vendette at March 17, 2015 12:17 AM (TEpA2)
Have a good time.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 17, 2015 12:17 AM (scgac)
Reno seems nice. So do Lake Tahoe, Fallon, Fernley, Incline Village (although it's pricey), Laughlin, Bullhead City, and Kingman. Someplace that's out of California, but not that far from the border.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:17 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 17, 2015 12:18 AM (W5DcG)
Good night, all! Keep your skivvies under good regulation.
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Skivvies? Ummm.....no one told me I had to wear skivvies here. I thought everyone except Moo Moo was commando. And that's because I always thought he had his tighty whities wound up a little....tight.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 12:19 AM (AxABj)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 17, 2015 12:17 AM (UwPGL)
Thank you. I needed the laugh.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 17, 2015 12:20 AM (XmOA9)
Posted by: qdpsteve
I'd by a ranch in the NV valley, buy a set of rentals in Tahoe so's I could hike up the mountain, have fun, get disgusted with the tourists, and then hike back down.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2015 12:20 AM (Q/1Jp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:21 AM (elbY7)
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That's how they used to catch monkeys in the Congo. No thanks.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2015 12:21 AM (ZbCKc)
Incline Village (although it's pricey), Laughlin, Bullhead City, and
Kingman. Someplace that's out of California, but not that far from the
border.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:17 AM (elbY7)
Can't get any closer than Yuma. You can stand inside Yuma city limits and piss on California. Which would be a worthy undertaking.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2015 12:21 AM (UwPGL)
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I love Reno. Being an avid bowler, the National Bowling Stadium is there and I love bowling there. It's not as frenetic as Vegas, I get to gamble and most times do better in Reno than Vegas, and the climate is more temperate. It's just more laid back.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 12:22 AM (AxABj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 17, 2015 12:22 AM (YOPoU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:22 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 17, 2015 12:11 AM (GEICT)
Woot! CW Jr and I are big fans.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 17, 2015 12:23 AM (rJUlF)
Seems like there's some decent places to live there too, that won't leave you bankrupt forever.
I'd just have to get used to the climate. I assume it can get pretty cold in the wintertime.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:23 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 12:24 AM (AxABj)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 12:19 AM (AxABj)
They're underwire panties.
And with that, I'm outta here! Be good to each other, y'all.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 17, 2015 12:24 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:22 AM (elbY7)
Yuma is actually a pleasant little city. Except it gets screamin' hot in the summer. But I think it would be a fine place to live if you had a job there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2015 12:24 AM (UwPGL)
So what's the deal? Did you win enough money to buy a stretch of mostly-uninhabited land from a poor country to build Greater Moronia or Alextopia upon?
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 12:25 AM (3HxZe)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 17, 2015 12:23 AM (rJUlF)
That's awesome! Thank you both very much.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 17, 2015 12:25 AM (GEICT)
and piss on California. Which would be a worthy undertaking.
Yuma? Got a sort-of relative there. Which is why I don't go there now that Momma Basura is gone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 17, 2015 12:26 AM (UVfht)
Cato, hmm... ;-)
Will reveal in 4 minutes.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:26 AM (elbY7)
I'd just have to get used to the climate. I assume it can get pretty cold in the wintertime.
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Fair to middling. Reno is actually in what's called a "Rain Shadow". Since they are at the bottom of the Sierra range, what happens is all the snow and rain hit the west side of the mountains and dries out before it gets there. They still get some of the weather, but not like the west side of the range.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 12:26 AM (AxABj)
I actually have one, custom drilled for me just a few years ago.
My ex's SIL used to GM a bowling alley & needed people to fill out a league. We got wrangled...
After the season ended, we got "$150" balls, drilled to our specs for free. I wish I left it in the cardboard box I received it in, so I could sell it for $50...
I bet my average is lower than my IQ, which ain't saying much.
haven't bowled in over two years, and doubt I'll ever take the thing out of the closet until I move into a retirement home.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 17, 2015 12:26 AM (9dfN4)
I'm sorry you lost your doctor. I went through it ten years ago & won't bore Horde with details.
I've been going to doctor 35 miles away one way on Southeast Expressway, IMO, one of three worse roads in state for ten years. Ride gives me high BP.
I've spent months asking friend's wife to recommend doctor near me. I've called all & none are taking new patients or they have opening in June-August.
One woman told me of dr. that she knows is accepting new patients. I saw my doctor last Wednesday & have most recent tests & have appt. Wednesday at one & plan to make sure I like her or I'll continue with one 35¥+ miles away because we are leaving MA for Texas!!!
Posted by: Carol at March 17, 2015 12:26 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:27 AM (elbY7)
And just so you know, I wore underwear the whole time, and my naked butt never touched the couch. Thus, you are safe.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 17, 2015 12:27 AM (10ydV)
Will reveal in 4 minutes.
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Preemptively dons clean shorts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2015 12:27 AM (l1zOH)
Upon re-reading this, it sounds like BS.
The SLTRIB article doesn't reference any Romney staffers and the internal links go back to SLTRIB or to sources that have no events listed.
The Rail Event Center only has a Facebook site with sporadic posts.
This is one of those leftie, spoof the media con jobs.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2015 12:27 AM (Q/1Jp)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 17, 2015 12:29 AM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2015 12:29 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Dtwin at March 17, 2015 12:29 AM (ZbCKc)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at March 17, 2015 12:30 AM (iuQS7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at
So you were shortless?
Posted by: Misanthropic
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his is the ONT , dammit. It's a rule..., wait..., unless people have been jerking me around.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2015 12:30 AM (l1zOH)
(a) Small but still decent-sized inheritance
(b) finally got a nice car
(c) Small but still decent-sized lotto win, allowing me to pay for a Vegas meetup if others want to come
(d) interview for a job with people who might actually hire me
(e) finally got a really nice video camera I can make a movie with, and am hiring Horde members as extras
(f) approval for gender reassignment surgery finally came through
Annnnnddd....
Old Blue gets the cookie. It's (d). Have been told the attorneys I'm interviewing with are VERY interested in me and my transcription skills. So I'm excited.
Having said that... once I can get some financial footing back (assuming of course I get the job), I have definite designs on (b), the meetup part of (c), and the movie part of (e). Will keep you all posted.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:31 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 12:31 AM (AxABj)
453 What did you morons do with my cat?
Posted by: Dtwin at March 17, 2015 12
Sandra Flukes pussy?,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 17, 2015 12:32 AM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Comrade Moron April at March 17, 2015 12:32 AM (Dj1wH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:32 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 12:32 AM (AxABj)
Congratulations. Good luck in the new job.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 12:32 AM (3HxZe)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2015 12:33 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at March 17, 2015 12:33 AM (iuQS7)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 17, 2015 12:33 AM (YOPoU)
You have no idea how often I'd jet off from here in SoCal to Nevada, if money and time weren't issues.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:33 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Old Blue
A friend used to host a group of us in a time share that faced the NV valley.
One Easter there we sat and watched a rain storm passing over the valley. You could see the clouds dropping their cargo on the valley and up the slopes. Thunderheads all around. Lightening, quiet and rolling.
'Twas awesome.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2015 12:33 AM (Q/1Jp)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 12:34 AM (AxABj)
Posted by: thathalfrican at March 17, 2015 12:34 AM (R5HRU)
And just so you know, I wore underwear the whole time, and my naked butt never touched the couch. Thus, you are safe.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 17, 2015 12:27 AM
Oh thank God! ; p
The real question is, did GGE go regimental in his kilt.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 17, 2015 12:34 AM (Ca5ze)
Thanks to all for good wishes. Of course will have an update tomorrow night. Could be starting as soon as Wednesday morning.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:34 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 17, 2015 12:34 AM (10ydV)
People always let the lefties claim the moral high ground unchallenged and I have owned enough small businesses to understand just how untrue that really is in practice. When you have to let someone go because the government has made the decision for them that their jobs aren't worth having then it really drives the point home.
That makes two posts I have left in comment sections that have been quoted here over the past year or so. Hopefully, one of these days I might write something good enough on my blog to get a link to it too.
Posted by: Thatch at March 17, 2015 12:35 AM (xwAcF)
Posted by: Goo Goo Dah Dah at March 17, 2015 12:35 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 17, 2015 12:34 AM (Ca5ze)
Mostly likely.
BTW: July, Gushies b-day. Plans must be made.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 17, 2015 12:35 AM (10ydV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitaran, Wis momee at March 17, 2015 12:36 AM (YOPoU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2015 12:36 AM (UwPGL)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 17, 2015 12:37 AM (b2cFu)
Im using Mercury browser on iPad so they don't remember name, etc. brokers are jerks! My name is long & when I look at profile one has home address, phone number etc.
I'm going to put in gmail address in this browser.
Have a good ONT!!@
Posted by: Carol at March 17, 2015 12:37 AM (sj3Ax)
Abandoning the moral high ground and not challenging the base assumptions of their narratives are two of the biggest mistakes we make.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 12:38 AM (3HxZe)
And Colorado Alex, thanks. :-) Believe it or not, I *do* have plans to produce and shoot a movie in the Mojave within the next two years. It's going to be a horror flick of course, but nothing too weird/occult/bloody. It's been a dream of mine my whole life to make a *real* movie.
And I WILL need extras, no joke, so I will be giving you all more details as time passes this summer.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:38 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 12:38 AM (AxABj)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 17, 2015 12:35 AM
Absolutely. Talk to her & Grimmy about dates & let me know.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 17, 2015 12:39 AM (Ca5ze)
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Ooh, ooh, ooh! I want to be a zombie extra! At my age, I'd have to be a slow zombie, but I can die with the best of them.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 12:41 AM (AxABj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2015 12:43 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:43 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2015 12:44 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Colonel Haiku at March 17, 2015 12:46 AM (Y8JQ4)
Posted by: Old Blue
Yes, driven past it several times. I'm still not convinced regarding the Donner Party story.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2015 12:46 AM (Q/1Jp)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 17, 2015 12:46 AM (10ydV)
"Tasted like chicken!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:47 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:48 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Pedantic Joe at March 17, 2015 12:48 AM (jXxBp)
Saw a tv ad for lasik @ $299 per peeper. Contemplating...
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 12:49 AM (OCKzv)
Woo-hoo and congrats for reals!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 17, 2015 12:49 AM (GzDYP)
On a different note, I used to run a couple of cowboy bars here in Denver. At Nashville West, one of my regular customers had his own sound company and he knew that I was really interested in doing sound. One night he comes in and asks me if I could get a Friday and Saturday night off. I was the manager, so I said sure, and he asked me if I wanted to do the onstage monitors for an act he had booked and I said sure. When I asked him who the talent was, he told me it was Marty Robbins. So my one claim to fame was that I got to do the onstage sound for Marty Robbins and his band. Mr. Robbins was a class act, and one of the nicest people that you would ever want to meet. And the concert was just freaking awesome!
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 12:50 AM (AxABj)
Posted by: speedster1 on the (new) ipad at March 17, 2015 12:50 AM (1brdf)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 17, 2015 12:46 AM
Otay. Short trip. You gonna be able to squeeze everything in?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 17, 2015 12:50 AM (Ca5ze)
It was jaw-dropping. He said he had worked as a young kid at his parents' NYC restaurant. And ..... so??? Your point, Mr. Billionaire? Do you speak supply, demand, equilibrium price point? He was, unwittingly, making the case *against* the proposition. But that's how fence-post stupid today's America is (or a large portion of it) - a comically self-refuting ad can run without the backers recognizing it.
Reminds me of another - pinch me, am I really hearing this? - radio moment. A few years back, prior to another election, ads ran with local firefighters essentially making thinly veiled threats that "protection services will not be adequate" if ..... (drum roll) .... they didn't get even MORE money! Proposition was defeated. But that pretty much put the finish touches on my perceptions of "public service" personnel (unionized ones). Simply unbelievable how degraded the civic culture has become just since I was a teenager.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 17, 2015 12:50 AM (afQnV)
Love the camaraderie here, I really do.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:50 AM (elbY7)
Saw a tv ad for lasik @ $299 per peeper. Contemplating...
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 12:49 AM (OCKzv)
Had Lasik 17 years ago... WELL worth it...
Just make sure to check out the Doctor...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 17, 2015 12:50 AM (qh617)
the most famous cannibalism episode outside of Boulder Co, when Alfred
Packer ate all the Democrats in Boulder county.
Where's Alfred when we need him?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 17, 2015 12:51 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:51 AM (elbY7)
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Yeah, but you have to admit, it's a great story.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 12:52 AM (AxABj)
"If the doctor's practice is in a van, run and stay far far away if you can."
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:52 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 17, 2015 12:50 AM (Ca5ze)
Probably not
Unfortunately it's all the time I can spare at the moment.Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 17, 2015 12:54 AM (10ydV)
And I WILL need extras, no joke, so I will be giving you all more details as time passes this summer.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:38 AM (elbY7)
I can build some wicked Harley type mad max desert bikes. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2015 12:54 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: ConserativeMonster at March 17, 2015 12:54 AM (+2//H)
We are however in a very weird place economically...
As only Manager Wages have increased for the last 10+ years... while worker wages have actually decreased.
Average Household incomes, are down... because of the type of jobs being created today...
Less people are working full time, than when Obama came into office... and almost all of the job growth, has gone to immigrants...
Minimum wage is not the answer.... but there are some serious problems with the US economy....
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 17, 2015 12:55 AM (qh617)
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If I'm not mistaken, the cafeteria at CU is named the "Alfred Packer Memorial Cafeteria". Do not eat the mystery meat. Even if it does taste just like chicken.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 12:55 AM (AxABj)
Again, will stay in touch. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:55 AM (elbY7)
Saw a tv ad for lasik @ $299 per peeper. Contemplating...
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Wait -
I think I saw you saying earlier today that anyone that watches TV is an idiot...
Posted by: shredded chi at March 17, 2015 12:56 AM (JGsfD)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 17, 2015 12:57 AM (10ydV)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 17, 2015 12:54 AM
Bummer. But part if something is better than all if nothing, right? Gonna ride Grimmy's teacup of death while we all stand & point, cause never again!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 17, 2015 12:57 AM (Ca5ze)
Posted by: GGE of the Mobile Horde at March 17, 2015 12:57 AM (FIK5C)
Would enjoy that show more if her character hadn't been turned into such a bitch.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:57 AM (elbY7)
Unbelievable. Not that laws matter any more, but how could this be legal? In uniform? The whole thing was so infuriating, and sickening.
I just smiled thinly (polite always) when I glanced over. What was in my mind? Rolling down the passenger side window, and yelling "hey guys, if you don't like the department, do something else! Public service is not Wall Street, and you should be ashamed standing there begging for even more money. The generation just ahead of you would be ashamed of you if they saw this!".
Aside from being polite, why didn't I give them some guff?
Dude, it's 2010. This is not the America of our lives. Those guys work for the state. Don't mess with them. They can take down your license plate. THAT is America as it has become. Spent a lot of time in authoritarian countries .... sickening to even have that thought while in my own neighborhood. Alas.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 17, 2015 12:58 AM (afQnV)
And I WILL need extras, no joke, so I will be giving you all more details as time passes this summer.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:38 AM (elbY7)
Suuure, horror. And by "horror" you really mean "porn".
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 17, 2015 12:58 AM (10ydV)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 17, 2015 12:59 AM (Ca5ze)
Posted by: Pedantic Joe, Buff for life at March 17, 2015 12:59 AM (jXxBp)
Posted by: GGE of the Mobile Horde at March 17, 2015 12:57 AM
Mmmhhhmmm. So the car gal WAS interested?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 17, 2015 01:00 AM (Ca5ze)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 17, 2015 12:57 AM (Ca5ze)
Bring. It. On.
Of course, I read somewhere that they installed regulators that limit how fast you can spin.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 17, 2015 01:00 AM (10ydV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 01:00 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 01:01 AM (elbY7)
Again, will stay in touch. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:55 AM (elbY7)
Yeah, well the way this country is going I was going to build one for myself anyway, so...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2015 01:02 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: GGE of the Mobile Horde at March 17, 2015 01:03 AM (FIK5C)
I think I saw you saying earlier today that anyone that watches TV is an idiot...
Wrong. I said people who sit through commercials when they watch their shows are idiots. When I watch certain programs, such as the news, I can't help but be subjected to tv ads, even though I don't pay attention, really.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 01:03 AM (OCKzv)
Posted by: Piercello at March 17, 2015 01:04 AM (QJCCx)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 17, 2015 01:00 AM
I dunno, he had that thing moving, & with 4 girls crammed inside with him. I staggered off sideways, trying not to spew. I believe you saw the before picture?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 17, 2015 01:04 AM (Ca5ze)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 12:41 AM
That's what I told my wife a few yrs back when they had some contest for extras on TWD. This was before my hip replacement and I certainly had the gait down.
Posted by: Farmer at March 17, 2015 01:04 AM (o/90i)
Dr Nick Riviera indeed. Turns out the $299/eye is just a scam. Avg cost is $1500-2400/eye.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 01:04 AM (OCKzv)
Posted by: GGE of the Mobile Horde at March 17, 2015 01:03 AM
Yay!!!!!! She like your kilt?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 17, 2015 01:05 AM (Ca5ze)
(Don't drink, either, yet I still hang out here. Go figure.)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at March 17, 2015 01:07 AM (iuQS7)
A lot of the distortions in the US economy right now are due to illegal immigration. By artificially increasing the supply of labor against a static demand, they've driven the price down. Housing markets are also affected, as those 11-30 million extra people (depending on estimate) have to live somewhere, and supply is relatively inelastic. More competition for scarce resources and falling wages has pretty much put the screws to the working class.
Until we restore the rule of law, gain control of our border, and get legitimate free-market capitalism back in operation by clearing a lot of the regulatory burden, the problem is only going to keep getting worse.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 01:08 AM (J+mig)
There's nothing weird about it. Although porn has been around since probably cave men scratching dirty pictures on the walls and certain societies thought of as puritanical had a of it-such as Victorian England and-it's exploded by the internet, people have existed for thousands of years without it and done fine. In fact, it's probably part of the decline of the culture to try to make people feel bad for not looking at it-"Your're not coo", you've got hand ups. Blah, blah, bah, nonsense.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 01:08 AM (DXzRD)
Thanks.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 01:08 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 01:09 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 01:01 AM (elbY7)
I believe it, and good for you. What little I've seen of it, it's gross. It actually makes sex look bad.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 17, 2015 01:09 AM (iUBwE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 01:01 AM (elbY7)
You know, I never gave a shit about porn either.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2015 01:10 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 17, 2015 01:10 AM (hPU3O)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 01:10 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: ncj at March 17, 2015 01:10 AM (Yd3vm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 01:11 AM (elbY7)
Congrats to GGE! A great guy. I yes, did get all flustered when he showed up at the last NoVaMoMee in his kilt.
Posted by: Vendette at March 17, 2015 01:11 AM (TEpA2)
20 days to go.......
Posted by: ncj at March 17, 2015 01:10 AM (Yd3vm)
I thought that the Cubs were already mathematically eliminated?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 17, 2015 01:12 AM (10ydV)
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I was watching a documentary on the History Channel last night on Pompeii. Some of the artwork on the walls of the local bath houses were very pornographic. It seems that it was fairly commonplace.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 01:12 AM (AxABj)
Posted by: GGE of the Mobile Horde at March 17, 2015 01:12 AM (FIK5C)
I absolutely guarantee the cubbies wil be playing in oct!!!
holy crap, lester got torn the hell up today
Posted by: ncj at March 17, 2015 01:13 AM (Yd3vm)
When I told him no, he just couldn't believe it and kept pestering me. Thankfully I didn't give into his peer pressure.
I was with my sister at a restaurant that night instead who cracked me up when she said, "I bet the actress they hired is really a cop." LOLOLOL.
"Okay, action!!"
"Okay guys. You're under arrest!"
"Whaaa---??"
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 01:13 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at March 17, 2015 01:13 AM (iuQS7)
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Why yes, yes they are. Right along with the Colorado Rockies, according to Vegas.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 01:14 AM (AxABj)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 01:14 AM (AxABj)
Good. Should make it easier to get around Denver on a Saturday afternoon.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 17, 2015 01:15 AM (10ydV)
the people of the Naples area are and always were pervs of the highest order
Posted by: ncj at March 17, 2015 01:15 AM (Yd3vm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 01:15 AM (DXzRD)
And it's all fake and forced as ever IMHO.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 01:10 AM (elbY7)
I was just never into window shopping. Its probably why I was never into the go-go bars either.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2015 01:15 AM (FMbng)
Never cared for the strip bars either. Just a completely fake experience IMHO.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 01:17 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: GGE of the Mobile Horde at March 17, 2015 01:19 AM (FIK5C)
Yay! qdpsteve says I get to be an extra in a movie! In the Mojave Desert! I'm really excited. Something to add to my resume.
On
a different note, I used to run a couple of cowboy bars here in Denver.
At Nashville West, one of my regular customers had his own sound
company and he knew that I was really interested in doing sound. One
night he comes in and asks me if I could get a Friday and Saturday night
off. I was the manager, so I said sure, and he asked me if I wanted to
do the onstage monitors for an act he had booked and I said sure. When I
asked him who the talent was, he told me it was Marty Robbins. So my
one claim to fame was that I got to do the onstage sound for Marty
Robbins and his band. Mr. Robbins was a class act, and one of the nicest
people that you would ever want to meet. And the concert was just
freaking awesome!
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 12:50 AM (AxABj)
Marty Robbins?!?!?!?
Little family history here......my dad cannot cannot carry a tune in a bucket. His sense of pitch is undetectable with even the most sensitive instruments. When given "do-re-me-fa-so-la-ti-do" and asked to reply with "re-la", he will not only miss the interval but also the octave.
But I'd grown up hearing him do certain rhythmic shticks under his voice as he was doing something else. Didn't make much sense to me at the time.
.....then my mom found Marty Robbins' "Gunfighter Ballads and Trail Songs" in a remainder bin somewhere, put it on the record player.....and we discovered that my dad's tuneless inchoate ramblings were actually badly-performed versions of Marty Robbins tunes.
It's just awesome that you did the onstage sound for Marty Robbins.....maybe more than you know.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 17, 2015 01:19 AM (T1005)
Posted by: ncj at March 17, 2015 01:19 AM (Yd3vm)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 01:12 AM (AxABj)
Do NOT watch the movie of the same name. We were cheering for the volcano to kill everyone. Well except for the horse. We wanted the horse to get away.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 17, 2015 01:19 AM (Ca5ze)
I also think we are seeing the end result of all the 'Free Trade' agreements we made, that were not really free.
We destroyed a large part of our industrial base... the part of the economy that actually makes stuff.
And IMO the way you create Wealth, is to make something... or add value to something... not by just moving money from one pile to another pile...
Service economies live off wealth... they do not create wealth... and a large part of the US economy, is now a service economy.
IMO its a question of balance... and we are out of balance...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 17, 2015 01:21 AM (qh617)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2015 01:21 AM (gsfK5)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2015 01:21 AM (gsfK5)
494
Saw a tv ad for lasik @ $299 per peeper. Contemplating...
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 12:49 AM (OCKzv)
Had Lasik 17 years ago... WELL worth it...
Just make sure to check out the Doctor...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 17, 2015 12:50 AM (qh617)
Have used as a general principle -- never shop on "cost" for life-support. If you're going to do LASIK, do the best you can afford....'cause you don't have spare eyes.....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 17, 2015 01:21 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2015 01:15 AM (FMbng)
I hate window shopping too. I think you're the male version of me.
No really. I think porn exists for people who aren't actually having sex IRL and for all the freaks that get off on the really weird kink and fetish garbage porn.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 17, 2015 01:22 AM (iUBwE)
I absolutely guarantee the cubbies wil be playing in oct!!!
holy crap, lester got torn the hell up today
Posted by: ncj at March 17, 2015 01:13 AM (Yd3vm)
yeah, the will be playing with themselves but not baseball.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2015 01:23 AM (gsfK5)
I've had a good month...
Posted by: GGE of the Mobile Horde at March 17, 2015 12:57 AM (FIK5C)
Do tell.....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 17, 2015 01:23 AM (T1005)
sex IRL and for all the freaks that get off on the really weird kink
and fetish garbage porn."
By sheer bad luck, I visited tumbler once.
Once.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 17, 2015 01:24 AM (U7H1n)
564 I had lasiks last year, cost me about $5g, best money ive ever spent and because I drive for a living it was a tax write off
Posted by: ncj at March 17, 2015 01:24 AM (Yd3vm)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 17, 2015 01:22 AM
Hey lady, we need jobs too. Least we work hard for the money!
Posted by: Thai Trannie Midget Pron Stars at March 17, 2015 01:27 AM (Ca5ze)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 17, 2015 01:27 AM (bjBcs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 12:38 AM
Ill do it, but, I don't do "extra". I expect top billing, before the movie title and at least one close up, per minute in the final edit. I want my own trailer and security and I expect you to keep away the riff raff. Oh, and I write my own dialogue.
Posted by: otho at March 17, 2015 01:27 AM (tBSrv)
Once.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 17, 2015 01:24 AM (U7H1n)
Don't feel bad, I googled Lemon Party and bukake like an idiot. Because of here.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 17, 2015 01:28 AM (iUBwE)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 01:28 AM (AxABj)
Nailed it. Say's Law was articulated in one of the first commentaries on Smith's The Wealth of Nations. Simply put, wealth is created by production, when you make something that's worth more than the sum of its parts and the labor that went into building it.
Selling something you've produced is a wealth transfer, trading that new wealth you've created for other forms of wealth. When an entire economy runs on wealth transfer, it essentially becomes a closed system where growth stops. Decline never stops, however, as the system is still subject to the universe's primary law: Entropy. Things break, become obsolete, rot, and rust away.
We're not outproducing entropy, and we've got a constant increase in demand versus relatively static supplies. This does not end well, unless we get production back.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 01:29 AM (J+mig)
Homeschooling is not an option. I did it for two years. He's 15. It's harder for him to listen to what I have to say and because of health issues I can't really do that right now. We also cannot afford to send him to private schoolSo I guess I have to bear with this stupidity. My son is a conservative. It's not like he's buying into this stuff, but what about the parents who don't pay that much attention and don't care?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 01:30 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 17, 2015 01:28 AM (iUBwE)
You are much braver than I am.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 17, 2015 01:30 AM (U7H1n)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 01:31 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 17, 2015 01:28 AM (iUBwE)
1. comment 354 was supposed a say "here" not "her", which should solve some confusion, not necessarily all.
2. see comment 354.
3. good for you on getting the bukake spelling right after only one googling.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2015 01:31 AM (gsfK5)
I hop[e you're being facetious because it really isn't a victimless crime.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 01:32 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 01:32 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 01:33 AM (elbY7)
D%on't feel bad, I googled Lemon Party and bukake like an idiot. Because of here.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 17, 2015 01:28 AM (iUBwE)
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Rule number one. Do not google or search for about 99% of the things posted on this site. You'll be better off for it.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 01:34 AM (AxABj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2015 01:34 AM (gsfK5)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 17, 2015 01:35 AM (y+xDa)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 01:35 AM (AxABj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2015 01:35 AM (gsfK5)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 01:34 AM (AxABj)
If you don't know what a word means, and it's probably some kind of modern slang, look it up on Urban Dictionary. Reading about it is a lot less traumatic than seeing it in living color.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 01:36 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 01:36 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 17, 2015 01:36 AM (U7H1n)
Lol. I read that in real time right after you posted it and thought it was some kind of reference to Sandra Fluke or something.
Thanks for clearing that up.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 17, 2015 01:37 AM (iUBwE)
man is my typing bad.
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Not to worry. It's because you're a yankee and you can't speak southern. :-)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 01:37 AM (AxABj)
545 yo 20 days to go....... Posted by: ncj at March 17, 2015 01:10 AM (Yd3vm) I thought that the Cubs were already mathematically eliminated?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 17, 2015 01:12 AM (10ydV)
Prediction, NCJ will only be talking about the Bears going to the Super Bowl by the All Star Break and will pretend as if the Cubs don't exist.
Posted by: buzzion at March 17, 2015 01:37 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 01:38 AM (AxABj)
Thanks for clearing that up.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 17, 2015 01:37 AM (iUBwE)
I was a little perplexed by the reaction but I never thought to go back and see what I typed.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2015 01:39 AM (gsfK5)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 17, 2015 01:39 AM (U7H1n)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 17, 2015 01:39 AM (UVfht)
591 >>>> 1. comment 354 was supposed a say "here" not "her", which should solve some confusion, not necessarily all. Lol. I read that in real time right after you posted it and thought it was some kind of reference to Sandra Fluke or something. Thanks for clearing that up.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 17, 2015 01:37 AM (iUBwE)
Hence my comment at 383
Posted by: buzzion at March 17, 2015 01:39 AM (zt+N6)
So no surgery in motel rooms, is what you're recommending?
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 01:39 AM (OCKzv)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2015 01:40 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: They call me...PUTIN! at March 17, 2015 01:40 AM (gwG9s)
You're a rank amateur. ;^) I am the typo monarch!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 01:40 AM (DXzRD)
I go through these lasik desires every year or so...it will fade.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 01:40 AM (OCKzv)
Oh, Tentacled One, trust me, it was one of the highlights of my life.
One of those kind of things that you never forget. A true gentleman and
the music was awesome. I was thrilled, and a little intimidated. The man
was a legend in country music. And I was doing the sound that he heard.
The second night of the show, he introduced me to the audience. I was
elated and embarrassed all at the same time. He went out of his way to
acknowledge a peon like me. I felt like a rock star. That's the kind of
man that he was. I will never forget his kindness.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 01:28 AM (AxABj)
He introduced you?
What do you do for an encore after that? "Hey, yeah, Marty Robbins called me out by name in a concert.....but I've also run the board for The Arkansas Hack-Jobs....."
Posted by: cthulhu at March 17, 2015 01:41 AM (T1005)
Cubs are supposed to go over .500 this year according to some predictions. That would be a pretty darn good improvement.
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I was really disappointed when Vegas picked the Rockies to be last in the NL West. That ranks us with the Cubs, and we didn't even have the curse of the goat.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 01:41 AM (AxABj)
All those assignments are clearly loaded propositions with a desired response expected. Tread carefully.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 17, 2015 01:41 AM (iUBwE)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2015 01:40 AM (FMbng)
Everyone does that when they're new to the internet. Eventually, they learn to ask instead of look, or find the answer some other way that's less likely to make your eyeballs bleed.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 01:41 AM (J+mig)
Personally, I'd be tempted to make a Ukranian-style Easter egg with the Orthodox cross and an inscription like "You forgave, we forgot." But that's partly because I've always wanted to try making Ukraninan Easter eggs.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at March 17, 2015 01:41 AM (iuQS7)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 17, 2015 01:42 AM (4BTn2)
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 01:42 AM (OCKzv)
One of my first CDs was a compilation of his hits.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 01:43 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 17, 2015 01:41 AM (iUBwE)
Litmus tests, basically. They have to make sure that the Approved Truth is bashed into every young skull they can get at.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 01:43 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 01:32 AM
You loss, buddy. Good luck trying to market it without a studly sex symbol like me in a lead role. My demands are no less than I would expect for my genius.
Posted by: otho at March 17, 2015 01:43 AM (tBSrv)
609 Who wants their daughter to be in porn usually ends the discussion.
Posted by: cm9000 at March 17, 2015 01:42 AM (4BTn2)
Brian Williams.
Posted by: buzzion at March 17, 2015 01:43 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 01:42 AM (OCKzv)
Boondock Saints on wheels?
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 01:43 AM (J+mig)
Looks pretty good for a low budget indy release. I might have to buy a copy.
https://youtu.be/c4GRFHmlQrU
Posted by: Country Singer at March 17, 2015 01:43 AM (nL0sw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 01:45 AM (DXzRD)
Don't see much under your name, except for your cameo in that Flomax infomercial. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 01:45 AM (elbY7)
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Yeah, cooth, he did. And I never worked a concert venue again after that. It was a one and done. And after that, the guy that owned his own sound business screwed the pooch at Red Rocks with another concert, and never worked in Denver again. If you'd like to read a good book about the Denver concert scene, read Barry Fey's "Backstage Passsed". I used to bowl with a couple of his ex security guys. Really good people.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 01:45 AM (AxABj)
The Boondock Saints meets the A-Team.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 01:45 AM (OCKzv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 01:46 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at March 17, 2015 01:46 AM (iuQS7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 01:46 AM (elbY7)
that's pretty much a given, isn't it?
okay, guitar is sanded....need to decide what i'm going to put on it AND figure out a way to stop nck from "borrowing" it
Posted by: ncj at March 17, 2015 01:47 AM (Yd3vm)
Jib, newsletter, and all that. I think my husband would be on board with this plan.
Posted by: Comrade Moron April at March 17, 2015 01:47 AM (Dj1wH)
591 >>>> Hence my comment at 383
Posted by: buzzion at March 17, 2015 01:39 AM (zt+N6)
Ahhh, this thread makes sense now. Thanks for filling in the blanks. That comment seemed random to me, and then you got everyone on to the Sandra Fluke comments.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 17, 2015 01:47 AM (iUBwE)
Sounds like a pretty good recommendation to me!
Posted by: Country Singer at March 17, 2015 01:47 AM (nL0sw)
am (I do acting and director, Spouse paints and can do paper mach) found
a you tube involving making a egg with paper mache and we will show it
to our son to learn. The teacher gives out ideas for it, but it's the
glamorization of revolution that bothers me
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 01:45 AM (DXzRD)
Maybe your son could do an egg with Anastasia screaming in vain. (referencing the Rolling Stones song, Sympathy for the Devil)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2015 01:47 AM (UwPGL)
Posted by: ncj at March 17, 2015 01:47 AM (Yd3vm)
What body are you sanding?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2015 01:49 AM (FMbng)
where the hell is my daughter? awfully quiet around here
Posted by: ncj at March 17, 2015 01:49 AM (Yd3vm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 01:49 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 01:49 AM (AxABj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 01:49 AM (DXzRD)
If it were me, I'd do a parody of what he wants. IE, the usual soviet propaganda style Scenes of Glorious Revolution, but with a puppet's strings being controlled by a skeleton hand. Which is also on fire.
Come to think of it, that would also make a great metal album cover.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 01:51 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 17, 2015 01:52 AM (m6mkf)
beat up pretty bad
I filled in all the dents and cracks around the bridge and humbucker, filled in the slot for the single and plugged the hole for the selector switch
going with a rose (of course) and a single screaming demon (of course)
Posted by: ncj at March 17, 2015 01:52 AM (Yd3vm)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 01:53 AM (AxABj)
635 got a used USA san dimas body off craigslist beat up pretty bad I filled in all the dents and cracks around the bridge and humbucker, filled in the slot for the single and plugged the hole for the selector switch going with a rose (of course) and a single screaming demon (of course)
Posted by: ncj at March 17, 2015 01:52 AM (Yd3vm)
I'd put a phone booth on it.
Posted by: buzzion at March 17, 2015 01:53 AM (zt+N6)
FenelonSpouse-who is a more artistic person than I am (I do acting and
director, Spouse paints and can do paper mach) found a you tube
involving making a egg with paper mache and we will show it to our son
to learn. The teacher gives out ideas for it, but it's the glamorization
of revolution that bothers me
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 01:45 AM (DXzRD)
It's your job to tell him why "Day Zero" is so horrific; why revolutions so often turn out badly, and why the US Constitution is such a brilliant innovation -- and why subverting its plain meaning (as well-documented by the Federalist Papers) is so dangerous.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 17, 2015 01:53 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 17, 2015 01:53 AM (U7H1n)
I agree bit how do I do that?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 01:46 AM (DXzRD)
You could go full Bullworth and have an egg with the resurrected Jesus pop out or have your son display a crushed egg with a note that says "Lots of people die."
Idk. I know you don't want him to get a bad grade. This is a tough one.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 17, 2015 01:53 AM (iUBwE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 01:54 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: ncj at March 17, 2015 01:54 AM (Yd3vm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 01:54 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 01:42 AM
Hey, I found another one, flag one more Moron.
Posted by: Bob from NSA at March 17, 2015 01:54 AM (o/90i)
See the country. Help people. Kick some ass.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 01:54 AM (OCKzv)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 01:56 AM (elbY7)
And then it's my job to explain to my son why his grade went from 92 to 70. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 01:56 AM (DXzRD)
btw, anyone use truglo's?
I bought a set of the new FTXs for the Kimber
my novaks suck
Posted by: ncj at March 17, 2015 01:56 AM (Yd3vm)
beat up pretty bad
I filled in all the dents and cracks around the bridge and humbucker, filled in the slot for the single and plugged the hole for the selector switch
going with a rose (of course) and a single screaming demon (of course)
Posted by: ncj at March 17, 2015 01:52 AM (Yd3vm)
A newer San Dimas, or an 80's one? I have an '83 san dimas. It was a single humbucker, but some ass hat routed it for a neck pickup. I guess I can't blame them, I use a neck humbucker for shred leads, but still, it was a crime to do that. Jake E Lee owned the one I have for a real short period.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2015 01:56 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: ncj at March 17, 2015 01:57 AM (Yd3vm)
He introduced you?
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Yeah, cooth, he did. And I never worked a
concert venue again after that. It was a one and done. And after that,
the guy that owned his own sound business screwed the pooch at Red Rocks
with another concert, and never worked in Denver again. If you'd like
to read a good book about the Denver concert scene, read Barry Fey's
"Backstage Passsed". I used to bowl with a couple of his ex security
guys. Really good people.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 01:45 AM (AxABj)
And out of that chaos and crap, you got a golden -- and I mean GOLDEN -- memory. You lucky choomstick.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 17, 2015 01:57 AM (T1005)
What did he do, make the Replacements sound sober?
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 01:59 AM (elbY7)
I reckon we'll be shooting lots of snakes and all kinds of critters. And shooting any monkeys we run across, of course.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 01:59 AM (OCKzv)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 01:01 AM (elbY7)
You know, I never gave a shit about porn either.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2015 01:10 AM (FMbng)
540 qdpsteve you aren't the only one. I would say anyone that respects women would reject porn.
Posted by: cm9000 at March 17, 2015 01:10 AM (hPU3O)
It's like I don't even know you guys anymore....
And yes we're all too good for that icky, no-good, bad, totally not stimulating, un-sexy porn-o-graphy smut full of naked chicks doing the nasty. Which by the way we're totally not interested in at all. But still mind you very much into chicks and sex like a normal heterosexual would be. But just not any recorded representations of such because that would be bad and stuff. Plus also not appealing in any way.
[This is where I really wish we had a wanking emoticon as well]Posted by: Maetenloch at March 17, 2015 02:01 AM (wqVD1)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 17, 2015 01:53 AM (T1005)
And then it's my job to explain to my son why his grade went from 92 to 70. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 01:56 AM (DXzRD)
And his likely lifespan went from 70 to 92....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 17, 2015 02:01 AM (T1005)
Posted by: otho at March 17, 2015 02:01 AM (tBSrv)
I never could figure out the neck pick-up for lead, its why I plugged it
a real Jake ax? sweet!!!
my goal is a real Warren charvel but he kept his as far as I know except for the ones he gave to the hard rock cafes
Posted by: ncj at March 17, 2015 02:02 AM (Yd3vm)
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I'll be damned if I can remember the name of the band, but it was all acoustic, with strings, cello, violin, etc., but he had a horrible time with feedback. Made them sound really bad, although they were very good. He never got another big gig after that.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 02:02 AM (AxABj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 01:54 AM
Good for you. Be diplomatic, but if you feel the least dismissed I'd take it further w/ the school admin. Parents need to keep an eye on this crap which is sometimes more indoctrination than education.
Posted by: Farmer at March 17, 2015 02:03 AM (o/90i)
I always had a thing for lisa ann in her early days
go figure I found a wife who looks kind of looks like her (minus the fake boobs and giant butt of course)
Posted by: ncj at March 17, 2015 02:04 AM (Yd3vm)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 02:05 AM (AxABj)
"Eizabeth Cady Stanton" or her partner at the women's right convention
Rosa Parks
Rachel Carson
Do you know who these women are?
It's women's history month)
I don't actually have a problem with ECS, but I probably know more about them and not in smoke good ways than the people who actually designed the sign or put it out
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 02:05 AM (DXzRD)
I've never tasted beer I thought was that great either. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 02:06 AM (elbY7)
That's the way of the world, really. Reference the old joke about the old guy and the goat.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 02:06 AM (J+mig)
And yes we're all too good for that icky, no-good, bad, totally not stimulating, un-sexy porn-o-graphy smut full of naked chicks doing the nasty. Which by the way we're totally not interested in at all. But still very much into chicks and sex like a normal heterosexual would be. But just not any recorded representations of such because that would be bad and stuff. Plus also not appealing in any way. [This is where I really wish we had a wanking emoticon as well]
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 17, 2015 02:01 AM (wqVD1)
Well...in my case I was playing in metal bands in the metal clubs since I was 18, then moved up a few levels. I was up to my neck in tits and ass and wild parties, so I didn't need to "dream". Porn and go-go bars were a fake distraction from the real world I was indulging in like a fucking Viking. I think I'm justified in my belief. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2015 02:07 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Piercello at March 17, 2015 02:07 AM (QJCCx)
So, the Mrs. ONT is still abroad?
* ducks and runs *
Posted by: L, Elle at March 17, 2015 02:07 AM (iUBwE)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 17, 2015 02:08 AM (AxABj)
Posted by: Piercello at March 17, 2015 02:08 AM (QJCCx)
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015
Holeecrap! Look at all them trigger words, highlight this Moron! Bethcha it's a Teapartier for sure, terrorist.
Yeah, so we missed those nice Boston brothers, but we got a good one here.
Posted by: Bob from NSA at March 17, 2015 02:09 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 02:09 AM (DXzRD)
So, the Mrs. ONT is still abroad?
* ducks and runs *
Posted by: L, Elle at March 17, 2015 02:07 AM (iUBwE)
Well it's been a long three weeks....
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 17, 2015 02:09 AM (wqVD1)
The revolutions are part of the world's history.
Another way to look at them is by asking the simple question: Were the people better off because of their revolt?
Are the Cubans better off under Castro? Were the French peasants better off? Did Lenin deliver his communist utopia?
Who says the egg has to open up and show something positive for the revolution?
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 02:10 AM (OCKzv)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2015 02:07 AM (FMbng)
Well I am willing to offer a pr0n dispensation based on an actual viking lifestyle...
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 17, 2015 02:10 AM (wqVD1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 02:11 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 02:11 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 02:10 AM (OCKzv)
It could be one of those nested eggs, with each deeper scene being a part of Soviet decline, up until the fall of the Berlin Wall.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 02:11 AM (J+mig)
FIFY
Posted by: Fox2! at March 17, 2015 02:12 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 17, 2015 02:12 AM (U7H1n)
Posted by: ncj at March 17, 2015 02:14 AM (Yd3vm)
the egg opens and a tiny cuban is on the toilet...but no toilet paper
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 17, 2015 02:15 AM (OCKzv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 02:15 AM (DXzRD)
I'd never make it in public school now.
(And I'm already off your lawn. Sheesh.)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at March 17, 2015 02:16 AM (iuQS7)
I thought it was Russia? Works well if you've got a tiny Russian in a ushanka hat, holding a corncob in one hand and the empty cardboard spool of a toilet paper roll in the other, with oversized tears on his face for easy visibility.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 02:17 AM (J+mig)
I never could figure out the neck pick-up for lead, its why I plugged it
a real Jake ax? sweet!!!
my goal is a real Warren charvel but he kept his as far as I know except for the ones he gave to the hard rock cafes
Posted by: ncj at March 17, 2015 02:02 AM (Yd3vm)
Well for yngwie type leads, or any of that neo-classical style shred the sound IS the neck pickup. A lot of leads may be the bridge pickup, but a good amount of stuff is done on the neck.
Yeah mine was originally bought by jake E lee, but it had the Jackson style headstock, and he wanted the fender style headstock, so he returned it after a short while. The dude who worked at the store scooped it up, then sold it to my other guitar player at the time who kept it probably near 20 years, then I got it from him. I had it for about 12 years. I have a really old Duncan distortion that Seymour himself wound around 30 years ago in it. That's the only pickup I'll use with a Floyd. Its a blow torch.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2015 02:18 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: ncj at March 17, 2015 02:21 AM (Yd3vm)
I'll probably be writing off the Mets by the home opener.
Posted by: Fox2! at March 17, 2015 02:22 AM (brIR5)
I have to say that as much of a problem as I have with some facts in the history book they didnt glamorize the brutality of the French revolution (Robespierre was a socipath). of course, I have have a stroke when we get to modern history ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 02:22 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2015 02:25 AM (gsfK5)
Of course, they probably try to make Robespierre sound like some kind of right-wing lunatic, because everything evil in history has to be ascribed to the right wing, no matter where it actually came from.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 02:25 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 02:25 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Fox2! at March 17, 2015 02:26 AM (brIR5)
No, they actually didn't do that but it will probably get worse.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 02:28 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2015 02:28 AM (FMbng)
LOL. The project is due next week. :^)
However, if it were up to me I;d make you the history teacher.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 02:30 AM (DXzRD)
it has been hope renewing and inspiring. There is a Swahili and a Tongan service every sunday, and a mixed service where everyone who doesnt want to get up early goes, some in dashikis and some clearly cowboys and two marine families, and a whole bunch of Filipinos. the music is great (you cannot beat a Tongan Choir) and the people are real and wonderful too. Every week i have been they have prayprayed for the members of ISIS to be confronted with their evil and repent, and for the people of Ferguson and the United States to be overcome with the spirit of brotherhood and reconciliation. That we might all live together as God's family in peace and sin no more. i had a Kenyan woman shyly take my hand and offer to pray for me if i would pray for her, and frankly this made me want to pray my brains out for her.
i am a sinner. a very confirmed one. And yet here i am planning to try going back on Wedsnesdays maybe for a visit with Jesus two days a week or at least make up for the sundays i miss.
Not everybody is all screwed up. just we are all human and left to our own devices. But its the craziest thing and i keep going back Fenelon, feeling hope and being comforted. i had to tell you because you are one of the few people in the box who really seem to care. So if you are praying for Morons to get saved its funny how it works... i am not sure i want to commit to a building and people but it seems God and i are working our our problematic relationship.
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at March 17, 2015 02:30 AM (f858s)
I'm just expecting the collapse of central power, with nothing to replace it with, and all of the not-fun crap that's going to entail.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 02:31 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at March 17, 2015 02:30 AM (f858s)
Hell, the skeletons in my closet have their own skeletons. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2015 02:33 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 02:33 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 02:31 AM (J+mig)
Yeah, colander face mask world is going to be interesting.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2015 02:34 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 02:35 AM (DXzRD)
I'm just expecting the collapse of central
power, with nothing to replace it with, and all of the not-fun crap
that's going to entail.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 02:31 AM (J+mig)
i dread that scenario. i am a good shot, even without glasses, and i am very good at healing wounds on man and beast with various scrounged up items...but... i require several medications, and thats one of the first things that are not available to people when things go to hell. i fear i wont live long. and i am stuck in California. That makes me sad. Thus i will keep going to church and praying for reconciliation. a second french revolution would be horror.
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at March 17, 2015 02:36 AM (f858s)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 02:30 AM (DXzRD)
Wish I could, we need more conservative teachers, but I'd never make it through any major university's Education program. Too outspoken for my own benefit, there.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 02:36 AM (J+mig)
Every Sunday we have been praying for the conversion of ISIS members and I read a story about one who looked at some video about the Gospel and the love of Christ and he was coverted.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 02:37 AM (DXzRD)
Hell, the skeletons in my closet have their own skeletons. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2015 02:33 AM (FMbng)
Bers, i fear mine put most people's to shame. though you might laugh at some and wince at others... and its possible our skeletons have even met.
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at March 17, 2015 02:37 AM (f858s)
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at March 17, 2015 02:37 AM (f858s)
Nothing shocks me. Although, if our skeletons met it would be popcorn worthy. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2015 02:41 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 02:36 AM (J+mig)
Ditto. I feel beyond blessed that I'm able to teach at a conservative Christian college--the pay's not great, but I can say things in my recorded lectures like "(Milton's Areopagitica) is worth reading if you're of a conservative or libertarian bent" and not worry about losing my job over it.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at March 17, 2015 02:43 AM (iuQS7)
I think I am going to go gonzo, stay up all night, and see what my addled brain can inflict upon poor Sluggor.
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Luap Nor, 1/72d scale? How faithful in detail and how deep the pockets? Best and priciest in that scale is the Hasegawa offering
http://www.modelingmadness.com/scott/allies/previews/has/02026.htm
Though if you attend a model show vendors might have it for a cheap price. Here is the list of IPMS/USA events - http://www.ipmsusa.org/events/index.asp
Or muddle through with the Testors kit which is a -5 and only $7 on eBay.
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Gushka!!!! Glad you finding some goodness no matter where.
And now off to write like an idiot with a mission.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2015 02:45 AM (d2MTZ)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 17, 2015 02:45 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at March 17, 2015 02:47 AM (iuQS7)
Every Sunday we have been praying for the
conversion of ISIS members and I read a story about one who looked at
some video about the Gospel and the love of Christ and he was coverted.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 02:37 AM (DXzRD)
i believe it is possible. they are dying for their lives to have meaning, and killing too... i think that if confronted with their horror and the possibility that they could be forgiven and live in the Kingdom of God some people would drop everything. even some people here who think they are hardasses. its that they think like i once did when i was at my rock bottom that love and a soul and a Kingdom of God, if real, are certainly not meant for them.
I wonder what some really awesome missionaries could do in our inner cities, to tame the wild children before they get to the gangs, and get them over the effects of their broken families. i get this weird feeling somehow the municipalities dont allow much of that any more, or discourage community outreach at least in Los Angeles area. Fenelon, do you know?
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at March 17, 2015 02:47 AM (f858s)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2015 02:48 AM (d2MTZ)
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at March 17, 2015 02:48 AM (f858s)
That actually sounds pretty good. What kind of credentials would a person need to teach at that kind of college? I've been thinking of going back to school and changing my major from a business-related field to computer programming, but I've always loved history - just never thought I could make a living in the field.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 02:50 AM (J+mig)
Not fun.
And I have to rub anti-bacterial goop into the opening.
Again... not fun.
Posted by: The Drained Hat at March 17, 2015 02:50 AM (0Ew3K)
Give him a little credit.
Posted by: Hank at March 17, 2015 02:50 AM (iI355)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 17, 2015 02:45 AM (0Ew3K)
Everything ok, Hat?
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 02:50 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2015 02:52 AM (d2MTZ)
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at March 17, 2015 02:30 AM
Went to the Baptist church here in town yesterday where my folks were md 59 yrs ago.
It was the first anniversary of her death, Dad and I did it to honor her.
It was very nice and some remebered Mom. I might go back, they were just the right degree of friendly.
Posted by: Bob from NSA at March 17, 2015 02:53 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 17, 2015 02:54 AM (8zCR+)
The presence proceeds the plan
For years younger people have asked me how they could know God's plan for their life. While reading Fenelon and other Saints, I find they are not concerned with that question. Their concern is not with the plan but with the Presence. When we have a guide we don't need a map. Without the presence we attempt to work for God instead of letting God work through us. Francois Fenelon said Put side your self interest and simply let God's will enfold around you...Worship him without having to know and see everything. Continue doing the good things that you do since you feel that you should and can do them so easily, but be careful that your extra energy does not lead you into trouble, and above all, live in the presence of God and God will give you all the grace you need. Live your daily life out in the presence of God. God will give you all you need, God's glory and his purpose are the end of all things. You will find happiness there but not as an end in itself. It is all for God.
Keep on praying folks. for those that pray. Grace and peace be with you. See you in a few days, God willing, and if if I'm on the insomnia train again. :^)
Happy Saint Patrick's Day, Patrick was a remarkable man.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 02:55 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2015 02:57 AM (elbY7)
"Though if you attend a model show vendors might have it for a cheap
price. Here is the list of IPMS/USA events -
http://www.ipmsusa.org/events/index.asp"
LoL. I am most definitely not in that league. My motor skills are mostly gone because of strokes. I will be lucky to get the small parts off the tree without breaking them.
Trying a smaller model to improve what coordination I have left. The kit I am getting is an Airfix. If I can do a halfway decent job with it and a Dewotine 520 also in 1/72, I plan on doing some more. I really want a Pzl 11c floating around maybe attached by fish line to the ceiling.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 17, 2015 02:57 AM (U7H1n)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 17, 2015 02:54 AM (8zCR+)
Man, no shit. I don't want them saved, I want them blowtorched where they stand, and if they take a few steps on fire while they scream all the better. They did no less to their victims.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2015 02:58 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2015 02:58 AM (DXzRD)
The straw that broke the camel's back was a triple-blow combination of the Indianapolis beating video, the "restorative justice" in schools article in the NYPost, and the "white privilege" meeting engendered by the W. Kamau Bell incident in Berkeley.
But those are just the final straws; there's an entire haystack of similar straws behind them.
For first time ever, I really would not be surprised if the country devolved into a race war.
But, typical of me, I look not at now, but try to discern the future. Where could this all lead? What is the goal?
It seems fairly obvious that the left is trying -- trying its absolute damnedest -- to engender as much racial resentment as possible. And not just blacks against whites, but white against blacks. The goal seems to be to manufacture entire new generations of racists -- or at least people who harbor a great deal of racial resentment.
Every outlandish fringe fantasy that the left has been pushing for decades is suddenly, in a very short span of time, actually coming true, and becoming official government policy.
Just today Obama hosted an event at the White House to "celebrate" schools that have "improved" their black suspension rates. One of the invitees was some functionary from the Oakland School District. Why? because Oakland implemented Obama's new Federal guidelines to lower the black suspension rate from public school. And it "worked."
How it "worked" is that they simply stopped punishing all the kids who were misbehaving at school. So the suspension rate went down. But the misbehavior rate went way up. The schools went from being merely "bad" and "dangerous" to being uncontrollable anarchy zones.
For implementing this completely insane policy, the administrators are rewarded.
As of this year, although Oakland's overall population is 35% white, the public schools are now only 11% white.
That means that TWO-THIRDS of Oakland white parents -- almost all of whom are liberal or progressive -- keep their kids out of public school. Specifically to keep them away from black kids's violence, threats, tense atmosphere, atrocious academic environment, and relentless "white privilege" shame-mongering.
And that 11% are mostly limited to the elite wealthy mostly-white schools within Oakland.
The end result is a near-total segregation. And this is in the city that constantly brags about being "the most racially integrated city in America."
The reality is the exact opposite.
And this is not due to some crazy rednecks standing in front of schools with shotguns. This is in the most extreme liberal la-la-land.
If the most compliant progressives flee to segregated schools, segregated neighborhoods, segregated social activities, segregated culture, just imagine how much more extreme it is and/or will be with less compliant non-progressives.
And that is just one aspect of race relations in one city. Everywhere you look, in every city, every region, every aspect of society and culture, the racial tension and resentment is escalating, escalating, escalating, primarily goaded on by the federal government and the power-crazed progressive/communist extremists whose moment has arrived.
America has become a powder keg.
I see no solution, no way out. Obama and his minions have gotten their wish -- Helter Skelter looms.
Posted by: zombie at March 17, 2015 03:01 AM (K4YiS)
I see no solution, no way out. Obama and his minions have gotten their wish -- Helter Skelter looms.
Posted by: zombie at March 17, 2015 03:01 AM (K4YiS)
If the powder keg goes off, they lose...badly.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2015 03:03 AM (FMbng)
Cato, depends on the school. Minimum requirement for an adjunct most places is 18 hours of graduate credits in the subject you're teaching; most prefer at least the MA/MS. If you want tenure-track, you're probably looking at needing to be ABD before you start the job search. I have no idea what the market's like in history--or in CompSci, for that matter--but there are job boards like Higher Ed Jobs and Chronicle Vita that would give you an idea.
Fair warning, though: adjuncts make peanuts, no matter where you go. I'm still doing other freelance work while I teach. But it's worth it, to me, because the situation at Baptist College of Florida is pretty much ideal for me in every other way. I get to teach classes I enjoy; the students all seem to be good kids; and it's a *teaching* college, which means I don't have the pressure of "publish or perish." (Helps that my immediate superior is one of my best friends, too.)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at March 17, 2015 03:04 AM (iuQS7)
I see no solution, no way out. Obama and his minions have gotten their wish -- Helter Skelter looms.
Posted by: zombie at March 17, 2015 03:01 AM (K4YiS)
If the powder keg goes off, they lose...badly.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2015 03:03 AM (FMbng)
I am not so optimistic.
I could easily see Whites being offed in most cities (especially gays), with Blacks vs. Hispanics fights breaking out immediately thereafter. Asians might escape while Krystallnacht goes on... or they might be lumped in with White people.
Posted by: Hatter Skeltor at March 17, 2015 03:07 AM (0Ew3K)
Praying for your enemies is a very hard thing, but remember though they want to kill you they are still children of G-d. Homicidal and misguided but still G-d's children.
My go to story in these cases is that of Jacob DeShazer. He was one of the eight Doolittle Raiders captured by the Japanese. Three of his fellow Raiders had been shot by the Japanese. Another died due to malnutrition. All locked in isolation. Jacob hated the Japanese with all his heart. Jacob wanted a copy of the Bible. After much pestering his captors gave him a Bible and he devoured it. And as he was doing it, the scales of hate fell from his eyes and he say his captors in a different light. He suddenly felt compassion for them, because they had never been shown a different way so brutality was all they could do. He started to pray for them, day after day he prayed. Then he says one day he heard a voice telling him to stop praying. That day was Aug 9th, 1945.
But his story does not end there. He came home and became an ordained minister. And promptly went back to Japan to preach the Word. IIRC he founded 33 churches in Japan.
My personal challenge is thus; if Jacob can do that with people who killed his friends and tortured him, how can I not try to match 1/10th of his efforts?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2015 03:08 AM (tr/8D)
Thanks. I think I'll do some more research and see what the market and growth forecasts are like. Sounds like it's an option I could keep open, though.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 03:10 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2015 03:08 AM (tr/8D)
When you need to stop the bastards from doing evil, killing them has a higher success rate.
Posted by: Hat 'em All at March 17, 2015 03:10 AM (0Ew3K)
with people who killed his friends and tortured him, how can I not try
to match 1/10th of his efforts?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2015 03:08 AM (tr/8D)
I wish I had your way with words.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 17, 2015 03:11 AM (U7H1n)
Posted by: Hat 'em All at March 17, 2015 03:10 AM (0Ew3K)
Well, we did have several brutal years of war with Japan before he was able to do that. Sometimes you have to wield the stick before they appreciate the carrot.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 03:13 AM (J+mig)
Answer carefully. One leads to the Dark Side of the Force.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2015 03:15 AM (tr/8D)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 17, 2015 03:15 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2015 03:16 AM (tr/8D)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2015 03:03 AM (FMbng)
They think they're smart enough to control chaos, and ride the tiger into power. Chaos is saying "yes please, break my chains and I'll do exactly what you want, swearsies." Chaos is the oldest and trickiest thing in the universe, and old age and treachery beats youth and idealism every time.
Once the powderkeg goes off, all bets are off.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 03:16 AM (J+mig)
Answer carefully. One leads to the Dark Side of the Force.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2015 03:15 AM (tr/8D)
Which one had cookies again?
Posted by: C is for Cookie at March 17, 2015 03:17 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2015 03:16 AM (tr/8D)
Ah, didn't make the link right away. Thanks for pointing it out.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 03:17 AM (J+mig)
And I am going to toddle off to write. Really.
Yes Cato, the 'smart' set always think they can control the rabble once they are in power. French Revolution? Nope. Russian Revolution? Nope. In Germany in the 1930s, all the ones who thought they could manage Adolph ended up fleeing, dead, or starved to death in camps. The Iranian Revolution of 1979? Nope. We can notice a pattern, others apparently refuse to connect the dots and then act all surprised when it explodes in their face - if they are lucky to live long enough.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 17, 2015 03:22 AM (tr/8D)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 17, 2015 03:23 AM (8zCR+)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 17, 2015 03:23 AM (8zCR+)
It's the new feudalism
http://tinyurl.com/k5st9o3
Posted by: The Political Serf at March 17, 2015 03:26 AM (0Ew3K)
The reason they never connect the dots is because all of their movements reject history. They believe that they know better, and that their pet ideas can change human nature, thus all of previous experience is null and void. The Devil whispers confirmation and stokes their egos, and history comes up with another awful rhyme for the previous verse.
Until people learn that human nature is eternal and that you can't improve it with top-down imposition, it'll keep happening. Change can only come from within.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 03:28 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: The Political Serf at March 17, 2015 03:26 AM (0Ew3K)
I've been saying that they're trying to go back to feudalism for years. Make it impossible for the young to succeed, make it difficult for the old to leave them anything of value, and society reverts to its historical norm of a two-class society of a wealthy ruling elite and starving masses.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 03:31 AM (J+mig)
Cf. Kipling, "The Gods of the Copybook Headings."
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at March 17, 2015 03:33 AM (iuQS7)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at March 17, 2015 03:33 AM (iuQS7)
You can learn a lot from reading Kipling. Just about every time I have some great idea, one of my friends who's a big Kipling fanatic will demonstrate that he reached the same conclusion a long time before I ever got there.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 03:36 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子~クマ at March 17, 2015 03:36 AM (0Ew3K)
If you look at most of humanity over most of history, chaos is actually pretty unusual. People tend to get together and organize their activity. Sadly, this organization often takes the form of a warlord and his armed cronies dominating the local serfs and expropriating most of what they have. Still, the self organization of Americans is one of the things that de Toqueville comented on and I think that you can make a pretty good case that the Texas war for independence was fought by a bunch of people who organized themselves into an effective government and army.
Whether that has any relevance to what is likely to happen in the future if present trends continue is an open question.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 17, 2015 03:36 AM (KDbAT)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 17, 2015 03:36 AM (KDbAT)
People don't organize themselves along the same lines that they used to, but they still organize themselves. What are we doing here?
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 03:38 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 17, 2015 03:40 AM (8zCR+)
Currently plotting how to squeeze Kipling into my World Lit class this fall, as it happens. I'm leaning toward "How the Elephant Got His Trunk," but I might change my mind.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at March 17, 2015 03:42 AM (iuQS7)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 17, 2015 03:40 AM (8zCR+)
And that's why he's still relevant. Human nature never changes. Our words change, we forget what we knew, we learn it again... usually the hard way.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 03:51 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Another Insomniac at March 17, 2015 03:52 AM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 17, 2015 03:54 AM (U7H1n)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 03:51 AM (J+mig)
That's about right. I always saw mankind hasn't changed in 10,000 years. This is why I say the left will lose badly in colander face mask world. They are hive mind, not individuals. They don't posses critical thinking. They won't overcome or adapt.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2015 03:55 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 17, 2015 03:55 AM (8zCR+)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 17, 2015 03:58 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 17, 2015 03:54 AM (U7H1n)
I like that.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 04:00 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at March 17, 2015 04:04 AM (iuQS7)
Posted by: Another Insomniac at March 17, 2015 04:05 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Another Insomniac at March 17, 2015 04:05 AM (cIoI4)
I'd rather vote for the Chatty Cathy doll.
Posted by: The Not-so-chatty Hat at March 17, 2015 04:06 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 17, 2015 04:11 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 17, 2015 04:17 AM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: jc at March 17, 2015 04:25 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at March 17, 2015 04:26 AM (iuQS7)
Posted by: jc at March 17, 2015 04:31 AM (iRJ+A)
anyone still up?
Posted by: jc at March 17, 2015 04:25 AM (iRJ+A)
yup. Watching some keith urban guitar lesson infomercial. Laughing my ass off how they talk about these Chinese pieces of fucking shit as if Antonio Torrez built the things.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2015 04:31 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at March 17, 2015 04:33 AM (iuQS7)
infomercial. Laughing my ass off how they talk about these Chinese
pieces of fucking shit as if Antonio Torrez built the things.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2015 04:31 AM (FMbng)
======I had fretless put away in a closet for awhile. some offbrand thing I bought just so I would have a fretless when I felt like it. when I put an axe away for awhile I always loosen the strings.
so the other day I get invited to go to the local U and play with a jazz combo that is obviously desperate for a bass player. So last night I go to the closet to pop out the fretless and see if I can become reacquainted.
damn bridge had popped off -- all 4 screws were complete pulled out of the holes. dinky little things. the nut also had popped loose and was laying in the case.
fun fun fun.
Posted by: jc at March 17, 2015 04:37 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 17, 2015 04:38 AM (8zCR+)
Posted by: resurgemus at March 17, 2015 04:47 AM (rll89)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 17, 2015 04:48 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 17, 2015 04:49 AM (8zCR+)
good to see you. Hope you & yours are doing well.
Posted by: shredded chi at March 17, 2015 04:50 AM (xU93L)
I had to call soc security when my wife passed and stop her disability checks. so they made me set up a telephone appointment, and the earliest date they had was today.
well, after I spoke to them I got a call from her credit union cuz SS had notified them they were going to claw back her last direct deposit, and sure enough they did.
so I get on the phone with them today and they give me this standard spiel about answering questions under penalty of perjury. then we do this little Q-n-A bit for awhile so I can get a $250 death benefit. yup, penalty of perjury threats over $250 bux. fun.
then comes the best part -- turns out I have an underpayment -- so I asked how much. yup, the same amount they took out of her account. and, that is no surprise at all -- they pay a month behind, so it was always supposed to be hers. so they are going to send me a form to get the underpayment back.
so, they have a group of people that go around taking the last payment back from folks, a group of people making you sit at home waiting for a phone call, a group of people sending folks forms to get their underpayments back after they took them away, and probably a group of people processing underpayment forms for the money they took back so they can send it to you again.
good thing there is nowhere to cut a budget.
Posted by: jc at March 17, 2015 04:57 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: jc at March 17, 2015 04:57 AM (iRJ+A)
I'd laugh at the stupidity, except it makes me sad.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 05:00 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 17, 2015 05:03 AM (8zCR+)
Posted by: jc at March 17, 2015 04:57 AM (iRJ+A)
I'd laugh at the stupidity, except it makes me sad.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 05:00 AM (J+mig)
And remember, this is the BEST government that tax money can buy...
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 17, 2015 05:04 AM (b2cFu)
good thing there is nowhere to cut a budget.
Posted by: jc at March 17, 2015 04:57 AM (iRJ+A)
I'd laugh at the stupidity, except it makes me sad.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 05:00 AM (J+mig)
===then I won't tell you about the part of the conversation where we discussed why when SS deducts 50% from people who make too much during retirement we are not supposed to think it is a 50% tax.
Posted by: jc at March 17, 2015 05:05 AM (iRJ+A)
jc if you were a Democrat you could keep getting the payments and have two votes.
Posted by: cm9000 at March 17, 2015 05:03 AM (8zCR+)
===and if I were a D I'd probably need them -- and they probably wouldn't help all that much anyway.
Posted by: jc at March 17, 2015 05:07 AM (iRJ+A)
I also heard that about the worst thing that can happen to anyone is to end up on their dead list when you are still alive. They screw up all your money everywhere so you can be rich and starving and homeless all at the same time.
Posted by: jc at March 17, 2015 05:09 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 17, 2015 05:14 AM (Yvzyo)
Rich, starving, homeless and dead, but still voting Democrat.
Posted by: cm9000 at March 17, 2015 05:14 AM (Yvzyo)
====rich, starving, homeless, ALIVE and dead. try getting off that list.
Posted by: jc at March 17, 2015 05:16 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 17, 2015 05:14 AM (Yvzyo)
That's the Chicago way!
Posted by: The Honorable Richard M. Daley (dec.) at March 17, 2015 05:16 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2015 05:17 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2015 05:17 AM (u82oZ)
Racist!
Posted by: Welfare Queens Local #1306 at March 17, 2015 05:19 AM (b2cFu)
If, a big if, we cut out fraud, there would be no money crisis in SS.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2015 05:17 AM (u82oZ)
====I'd have to see the math on that one. Looks to me like the actuaries screwed up bad enough that the fraud just adds to the disaster.
Posted by: jc at March 17, 2015 05:20 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 17, 2015 05:21 AM (j3OmN)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 17, 2015 05:23 AM (6KyOm)
I guess we watch the Israeli elections today?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 17, 2015 05:21 AM (j3OmN)
Might as well, if I have anything to say about it this will be the last one...
Posted by: Ayatollah Kookimanie at March 17, 2015 05:25 AM (b2cFu)
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One of the assumptions behind SS is that people cannot be trusted to save their own money. But it sounds like they are trying mightily hard not to give you access to your money anyway.
Seems, if given a choice I'd at least have had more fun blowing my own money on myself, than having it sucked into the vortex you describe.
Posted by: Another Insomniac at March 17, 2015 05:28 AM (3F6F8)
They get to the Republican open letter, and about the only truth in the reporting is the name of the reporter. Everything else is either lies or half truths.
Ferguson?
That story had more lies and incomplete statements in it then a Clinton tax return.
Don't watch the news while trying to enjoy food.
Hell...don't watch the news with throwable objects in your hands, for that matter.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 17, 2015 05:29 AM (j3OmN)
Hell...don't watch the news with throwable objects in your hands, for that matter.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 17, 2015 05:29 AM (j3OmN)
I generally cannot watch the news in public spaces any more as I have a tendency to yell, "bullsh*t!" regularly.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 17, 2015 05:33 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 17, 2015 05:29 AM (j3OmN)
===why I took the cable box back for $600, Alex.
I no longer pay people to treat me like that.
Posted by: jc at March 17, 2015 05:33 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: cm9000 at March 17, 2015 05:36 AM (xcHSl)
------
Pardon me, sir. Are you in good health? And let's assume you croak, would it make a difference, or are your associates all cookie cutter images of you? And do you really want to dabble in nuclear science? That's evil Jew shenanigans. Don't sully your great nation with such things.
Posted by: Another Insomniac at March 17, 2015 05:36 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: jc at March 17, 2015 05:33 AM (iRJ+A)
We know. Have you gotten your latest fundraising e-mail?
Posted by: The RNC at March 17, 2015 05:36 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: Another Insomniac at March 17, 2015 05:36 AM (cIoI4)
Enough of them are.
Posted by: Ayatollah Kookimanie at March 17, 2015 05:38 AM (b2cFu)
I no longer pay people to treat me like that.
Posted by: jc at March 17, 2015 05:33 AM (iRJ+A)
We know. Have you gotten your latest fundraising e-mail?
Posted by: The RNC at March 17, 2015 05:36 AM (b2cFu)
====I only paid you fuckers once and I have regretted it ever since.
I have this general thought about the establishment R's these days:
when a noble soldier fights and is captured by my side, we will exclude him from the remainder of the war. he will not be mistreated, and when the war is over he will be released to go live a peaceful life of his choosing back in his home country.
when someone from my side is a traitor he will be shot or hanged.
this is not a threat of violence, it is a statement about how I feel.
Posted by: jc at March 17, 2015 05:41 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: jc at March 17, 2015 05:33 AM (iRJ+A)
Word. Cut the cable years ago and don't regret it. Don't even listen to news on the radio much anymore, for that matter--especially not since the time (last year?) when my dad and I caught a report about economic numbers that used the adjectives "solid" and "robust" for... low single-digit percentages. We laughed.
I do try to stay informed, but I can't be the news junkie I was during the Bush years. There's too much to be outraged about, and I have to spend my limited energy on keeping the bills paid.
And speaking of limited energy (and patience), I think I'm fed up enough with this project to justify stopping for the night. Later, taters.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at March 17, 2015 05:43 AM (iuQS7)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at March 17, 2015 05:43 AM (iuQS7)
===goodnight. have a lovely day tomorrow.
Posted by: jc at March 17, 2015 05:47 AM (iRJ+A)
They lie so often, even their cell phones give the wrong time.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 17, 2015 05:50 AM (j3OmN)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 17, 2015 05:53 AM (b2cFu)
I have found that I am a lot less pissed off since I cancelled cable and got a Roku Box. It has Sky News so I can watch the British take on news. They actually seem to have a less biased take on US news than most US news organizations and when they get some strange take on things, it is a kind of odd British viewpoint. One of my favorite examples is a reporter in the US explaining to the anchor in London that in the United States if you try to grab a policeman's gun, you are very likely to be shot dead. The anchor seemed to react to this enlightening new bit of information as if it had never occurred to him before with a kind of nod.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 17, 2015 05:54 AM (KDbAT)
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Exactly. One knows what's at issue anyway, so reading the details of a new instance wouldn't inform, only aggravate. Like the hate crime story in the prior thead. I know that would just ruin the rest of the day and not tell me anything new.
Posted by: Another Insomniac at March 17, 2015 06:03 AM (cIoI4)
Despite its tabloidish nature at times, I get a lot of my news from Daily Mail these days. Their reporting on US topics is a lot more honest than what you get in US papers, and the comments have less progressive trolls than average.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 06:05 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: jc at March 17, 2015 05:33 AM (iRJ+A)
***
It's not even a question of feeling you're paying for something worthless. It feels masochistic. Paying people to insult your intelligence and your person. But they've done me a favor. As a kid, I watched too much, and now you couldn't pay me to watch that stuff.
Posted by: Another Insomniac at March 17, 2015 06:13 AM (3F6F8)
G'morning, all.
I guess we watch the Israeli elections today?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
I will until my BP forces me to turn off the news or I go to sleep. Then again there's yard work I have to do to get spring kicked off before it rains again tomorrow so that might keep me busy till noon or so at which point my body will simply turn off.
Sleep is highly over rated but inevitable.
Also, good morning daywalkers, someone go poke Vic!
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at March 17, 2015 06:15 AM (4pjhs)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 17, 2015 06:24 AM (60Vyp)
Posted by: 2L at March 17, 2015 06:29 AM (TaO1J)
Posted by: 2L at March 17, 2015 06:31 AM (TaO1J)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 17, 2015 06:32 AM (j3OmN)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 17, 2015 06:34 AM (QLqUE)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 17, 2015 06:24 AM (60Vyp)
It's about damn time. No Amendment out of the Bill of Rights is optional, and shall not be infringed is one of the clearest sentence fragments in the history of the language.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 17, 2015 06:40 AM (J+mig)
Geez, wonder which side she is on.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 17, 2015 06:40 AM (QLqUE)
we still mention their arrival, yes?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 17, 2015 06:41 AM (j3OmN)
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