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Putin Reappears After 11 Days of Being Missing; Says He Considered Putting Nuclear Forces on Alert Over Crimea Matter
Where was he for 11 days? He's not saying. But he jokes that life wouldn't be as interesting without gossip.
Independent Russian TV channel Dozhd reported that one possible cause of his absence may be that he had the flu and sealed himself off at his residence in the Novgorod region. Meanwhile, Kurier, an Austrian newspaper, said he is being treated in Moscow by an Austrian orthopedist for back problems. The Kremlin has not commented. "Discussing the President's health is the same thing as aiding the enemy," said Alexei Makarkin, vice president of the Moscow-based Center for Political Technologies. Makarkin said such secrecy was one legacy of the former Soviet Union.Meanwhile, over the weekend, Putin appeared on state TV and revealed that he considered putting the Soviet Empire's (yes) nuclear forces on alert during his invasion of the Crimea, I guess to war off any possible Western intervention. The Soviet Empire also has put its North Sea fleet on alert, but this could just the typical crap they do when NATO conducts exercises.
s the U.S. and several Eastern European NATO countries conduct a series of military exercises near Russia's border, Russian President Vladimir Putin has ordered his Northern Fleet "to full alert in a snap combat readiness exercise" in the Arctic, state-run media reported Monday. At least one Russian leader described the drill as routine and unrelated to the "international situation." The fleet got its orders at 8 a.m. Monday, according to Sputnik, launching a land, sea and air drill that will involve 38,000 troops, 41 ships, 15 submarines and 110 aircraft, according to Sputnik.Hey remember when we had the End of History and Bill Clinton gave us the "peace dividend" that was awesome
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Roy at March 16, 2015 04:14 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 16, 2015 04:15 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: nnptcgrad at March 16, 2015 04:15 PM (Opyrm)
Posted by: chiefjaybob at March 16, 2015 04:15 PM (t2lvB)
Wow... its almost like... he has country to defend of something...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 16, 2015 04:15 PM (qh617)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 16, 2015 04:15 PM (4oSLk)
He and all the other Demoncraps are liars and could not get away with it w/o the MFM.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 16, 2015 04:15 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: This is the way the world ends.... at March 16, 2015 04:16 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Hillary4WhirledPeas at March 16, 2015 04:16 PM (Opyrm)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2015 04:16 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Democrats at March 16, 2015 04:16 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2015 04:16 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Furious George at March 16, 2015 04:16 PM (UlJ3l)
Putin: But, mine go to eleven.
Posted by: Roy at March 16, 2015 04:17 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 16, 2015 04:17 PM (4oSLk)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2015 04:17 PM (bdqzU)
All that happened was that the communist-sympathizers in the West stopped looking to the Soviet Union as their official sponsor, and instead took hold of the Marxist reins themselves.
The end result was an even more extreme version of communism even more deeply embedded and widespread throughout our institutions.
The "end" of the Cold War was actually just Gramscian communism replacing Leninist communism.
Turns out Gramscian is more insidious, and worse.
Posted by: zombie at March 16, 2015 04:17 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: nnptcgrad at March 16, 2015 04:18 PM (Opyrm)
Weird.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2015 04:17 PM (bdqzU)
Yeah... its almost like he ... has a job...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 16, 2015 04:18 PM (qh617)
Good work there President Feckless.
Posted by: Chupacabras at March 16, 2015 04:18 PM (5npD/)
Posted by: 2015 at March 16, 2015 04:18 PM (D5hxK)
Posted by: goon at March 16, 2015 04:18 PM (gNTQS)
Posted by: This is the way the world ends.... at March 16, 2015 04:18 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Chupacabras at March 16, 2015 04:19 PM (5npD/)
Posted by: mallfly at March 16, 2015 04:19 PM (bJm7W)
Glad all that's over and the '80's got its foreign policy back.
Posted by: MTF, Denier at March 16, 2015 04:19 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: zombie at March 16, 2015 04:19 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Iblis at March 16, 2015 04:19 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Soona at March 16, 2015 04:19 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Stung at March 16, 2015 04:19 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Ex-Deadichevs from the Kremlin at March 16, 2015 04:20 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: goon at March 16, 2015 04:20 PM (gNTQS)
Not if she just gave birth.
I would hope.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 16, 2015 04:20 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: mallfly at March 16, 2015 04:20 PM (bJm7W)
If Putin invaded and conquered Oregon today, Obama would "negotiate"
with him, and the treaty would also cede Washington and Idaho.
Posted by: zombie at March 16, 2015 04:19 PM (K4YiS)
If Putin invaded and took over governing Oregon, how would anyone know the difference?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2015 04:20 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Candy Crowley, News From The Tranny Perspective (TM) at March 16, 2015 04:20 PM (LISuA)
Bear fucking take a lot out of a man.
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 16, 2015 04:21 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Roy at March 16, 2015 04:21 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Chupacabras at March 16, 2015 04:21 PM (5npD/)
Posted by: brak at March 16, 2015 04:21 PM (Tj+s6)
Posted by: BurtTC
Hey! The obamacare site started to work!!
Posted by: This is the way the world ends.... at March 16, 2015 04:21 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: chiefjaybob
Boy, are you naive.
Next time, go for the jugular! Spend no more than .3 seconds scanning the headline for a key word, and the in the comments box retype it along with several exclamation marks interspersed with some "1"s.
So, in this instance, you could have been first with "Putin!!!1!!!1!"
Practice for next time.
Posted by: zombie at March 16, 2015 04:21 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:21 PM (CMkNk)
Not if she just gave birth.
I would hope.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 16, 2015 04:20 PM (MMC8r)
Why not???
Posted by: Putin the Squeekhole at March 16, 2015 04:22 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Joshua at March 16, 2015 04:22 PM (AUZJW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:22 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 16, 2015 04:22 PM (M1uf/)
I told that fat, drunk bitch that I was a bad idea.
Posted by: The Reset Button at March 16, 2015 04:22 PM (PvZ8F)
And 250kb of data to share amongst the family.
Posted by: Chupacabras at March 16, 2015 04:23 PM (5npD/)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 16, 2015 04:23 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: MTF, Denier at March 16, 2015 04:23 PM (LISuA)
We really need to discuss, honestly - the fact that the Left has gone beyond the Line this time and has endangered the nation in ways that are unprecedented. We also need to discuss if these days are the symptoms of things that can change, or are our sides forever incompatible and foreign to each other.
I think the far Left is incompatible with liberty and with our Constitutional Republic and must be excised in some fashion. Others I am sure will say they are not an existential threat. I would be interested in your perspectives on this.
But in a nutshell, this monster's death threats are the fault of the Left which has no problem with Soviets Reborn. And in my book, that makes them seditionists at best.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 16, 2015 04:23 PM (scgac)
Remember the "reset button?" The one she personally delivered to Putin? Yeah. How's that workin' out?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 16, 2015 04:23 PM (M1uf/)
And 250kb of data to share amongst the family.
Posted by: Chupacabras at March 16, 2015 04:23 PM (5npD/)
He plays multi-dimensional fizz-bin. On Tuesdays.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:23 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:24 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: torabora at March 16, 2015 04:24 PM (8ZGGH)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2015 04:24 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:22 PM (CMkNk)
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Neither is true of Russia.
Posted by: Elize Nayden at March 16, 2015 04:24 PM (NWYwq)
with him, and the treaty would also cede Washington and Idaho.
No deal, zombie. They have to take California too.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 16, 2015 04:24 PM (1XEgY)
Posted by: MTF, Denier at March 16, 2015 04:23 PM (LISuA)
And patch in the mid 40's for our JCoS.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:24 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2015 04:20 PM (TOk1P)
Fewer teenagers being molested?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 16, 2015 04:24 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: Chupacabras at March 16, 2015 04:24 PM (5npD/)
Posted by: Barack at March 16, 2015 04:24 PM (fMQoG)
>>>If Obama negotiated his own cellphone plans, he'd be paying $1,000 a month to have an ATT tower sticking out of his ass.
Posted by: Chupacabras at March 16, 2015 04:23 PM (5npD/)<<<
Only if I can I get the spazzy Indian guy from the commercials to install it.
Posted by: Beary Obama at March 16, 2015 04:25 PM (c+Y7q)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 16, 2015 04:25 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2015 04:24 PM (u82oZ)
We're heading for 3rd with a 3rd with this piece of shit in control.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:25 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: troyriser at March 16, 2015 04:25 PM (7F9i5)
Wow... its almost like... he has country to defend of something...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 16, 2015 04:15 PM (qh617)
___________
Dude don't you know the rules? Putin is evil. And we have a duty to fight evil in the world.
Sheesh. Try and keep up.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:25 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Barack at March 16, 2015 04:24 PM (fMQoG)
Mrs. Impaler.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:26 PM (CMkNk)
I, for once, truly miss day glo clothing.
Posted by: alexthechick - Reading. Like a me. at March 16, 2015 04:26 PM (mf5HN)
It's unpredictable shit like this that starts wars.
Who could have known?
Posted by: jwest at March 16, 2015 04:26 PM (9ZZd+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2015 04:26 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: zombie at March 16, 2015 04:26 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: maddogg at March 16, 2015 04:26 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 16, 2015 04:26 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo
Said the $.25 harmonica.
The crimea is juuuuuuust fine, and The Baltic republics are fat and happy with the current state of affairs.
Posted by: This is the way the world ends.... at March 16, 2015 04:26 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 16, 2015 04:26 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Gov. Walker's Throne of Skulls! Replicas only at the Outrage Outlet! at March 16, 2015 04:26 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Marmo at March 16, 2015 04:27 PM (QW+AD)
That should be Northern Fleet - Murmansk and Archangel.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Gov. Walker's Throne of Skulls! Replicas only at the Outrage Outlet! at March 16, 2015 04:27 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: 100's of bike seats at March 16, 2015 04:27 PM (W6iIX)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 04:27 PM (2Ojst)
You guys ain't shittin'.
Looks a little like a super flexible Kate Upton.
Mostly in the face and smile department.
And Obama has Mooch.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 16, 2015 04:27 PM (j3OmN)
I, for once, truly miss day glo clothing.
Posted by: alexthechick - Reading. Like a me. at March 16, 2015 04:26 PM (mf5HN)
What about Dago clothing? Dolce and Gabbana are no longer fabulous, though.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:27 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: This is the way the world ends.... at March 16, 2015 04:26 PM (Spluw)
__________
LOL. Yeah I'm sure you stay up at night worrying about the plight of the Baltics and Crimeia.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:28 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: mallfly at March 16, 2015 04:28 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at March 16, 2015 04:28 PM (8ZskC)
"Will you pass the nuts, professor?"
"If you insist -- but I really should flunk them."
Posted by: zombie at March 16, 2015 04:28 PM (K4YiS)
Third world "presidents" protect their own nation's borders.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 16, 2015 04:28 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:27 PM (CMkNk)
They got voted off Fire Island.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 04:28 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at March 16, 2015 04:28 PM (8ZskC)
Especially when the bear is trying to take a dump.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:29 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Putin at March 16, 2015 04:29 PM (evdj2)
That's how far down the rabbit hole the SJW and Democrats hatred of white people has gone. They are now indoctrinating Appalachian whites about how privileged they are.
Chris @Chris_1791 26m 26 minutes ago
App State dorm bulletin board shames 'privileged' students http://bit.ly/1EW7JFI
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 16, 2015 04:29 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Soona at March 16, 2015 04:29 PM (/HX7u)
Wait what? Russia's leader thought of maybe doing something some time in the past? HOLY FUCK!!!
Quick someone bomb someone somewhere...anybody, anywhere? Why are we not bombing people yet?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:29 PM (0LHZx)
Im actually relieved.
The last thing we need right now is a power vacuum in Russia, especially since it looks like therell be a vacuum in Israel.
The world is indeed on fire, little girls.
Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at March 16, 2015 04:29 PM (OCKzv)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:28 PM (0LHZx)
Yeah, the Rhineland means nothing.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Gov. Walker's Throne of Skulls! Replicas only at the Outrage Outlet! at March 16, 2015 04:30 PM (hLRSq)
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 16, 2015 04:23 PM (M1uf/)
Piss on the ashes.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 04:30 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Yogi at March 16, 2015 04:30 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo
I'm sure you're a useless troll. Pathetic deflection. Try again. Concern over Russian expansionism isn't limited to hawks in the US. The people in the airliner that Putin shot down probably wouldn't agree with your sneering either.
Posted by: This is the way the world ends.... at March 16, 2015 04:30 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at March 16, 2015 04:28 PM (8ZskC)
Not at all.
Posted by: Washington, six foot twenty made of radiation at March 16, 2015 04:30 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 16, 2015 04:30 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 16, 2015 04:30 PM (j3OmN)
Bubba June, Chelsea Clinton, all those melanin-deficient people are the same, amirite?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 16, 2015 04:30 PM (/kI1Q)
He promised me a pic-a-nic basket!
Posted by: Yogi at March 16, 2015 04:30 PM (MMC8r)
Hey Boo Boo!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:31 PM (CMkNk)
You guys ain't shittin'.
Looks a little like a super flexible Kate Upton.
Mostly in the face and smile department.
And Obama has Mooch.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 16, 2015 04:27 PM (j3OmN)
She's a fine piece of candy, that's for sure. It's good to be the king.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2015 04:31 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:29 PM (0LHZx)
Sounds like someone is already bombed; and I don't mean the people who look at Russia's history and think that it might mean something in relation to its current actions.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Gov. Walker's Throne of Skulls! Replicas only at the Outrage Outlet! at March 16, 2015 04:31 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Gov. Walker's Throne of Skulls! Replicas only at the Outrage Outlet! at March 16, 2015 04:30 PM (hLRSq)
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I'm not sure what is worse....you believing that the two are equivalent or your freaking out even though you know they're nowhere close to the same significance.
You do realize that Russia has been fucking with its neighbors on a daily basis for oh...I dunno...1000 years or so, yes?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:31 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Putin at March 16, 2015 04:31 PM (AEQXb)
Posted by: John "Moo Moo" McCain at March 16, 2015 04:31 PM (MMC8r)
He wants us to be saying we should be considering military action against Putin, and is not bothering to modify his comments in light of the fact that we're not.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 16, 2015 04:32 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at March 16, 2015 04:28 PM (8ZskC)
Meh, sometimes they get clingy and want you to stay over.
Posted by: Dick Cheney at March 16, 2015 04:32 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: This is the way the world ends.... at March 16, 2015 04:32 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 16, 2015 04:32 PM (evdj2)
Wow... its almost like... he has country to defend of something...
Posted by: BB Wolf
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From the EU? Bwahahahahaha! They only screw their member-states.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 16, 2015 04:32 PM (VAsIq)
Bubba June, Chelsea Clinton, all those melanin-deficient people are the same, amirite?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 16, 2015 04:30 PM (/kI1Q)
Yes, Appalachia and the Ozarks are the American Cote d'azur.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:32 PM (CMkNk)
He's just being his smug, condescending dickhead self, per usual.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 04:32 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2015 04:32 PM (bdqzU)
Posted by: Preezy Hussein at March 16, 2015 04:32 PM (FsuaD)
Mr. Moo Moo = Goering without the charm.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 16, 2015 04:32 PM (scgac)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:25 PM (0LHZx)
Congratulations, you're an apologist for a tyrant who orders the murder of brave reporters and political dissidentsof all types and kinds. Stalin had apologists, too. So did (and does) Mao.
Daddy issues?
Posted by: troyriser at March 16, 2015 04:33 PM (7F9i5)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 16, 2015 04:33 PM (2ePOO)
I can't find that script anymore. Do you have the link?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 16, 2015 04:33 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2015 04:33 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: NATO at March 16, 2015 04:33 PM (W6iIX)
Any moment now, I expect Honey Boo-Boo to renounce "Sketty".
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 16, 2015 04:33 PM (j3OmN)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 16, 2015 04:32 PM (scgac)
But does he have a train set?
Oh, wait . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:33 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 16, 2015 04:33 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2015 04:33 PM (bdqzU)
Mr. Moo Moo = Goering without the charm.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 16, 2015 04:32 PM (scgac)
___________
Oh I see. You're the great humanitarian who cares about people. So we should go to war against everyone who doesn't treat people nicely. Is that your solution?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:34 PM (0LHZx)
It doesn't make him money or cause more abortions, so why would he GAF?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 04:34 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2015 04:34 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: MTF, Channeling The Naked Emperor's Conscience at March 16, 2015 04:34 PM (LISuA)
Which means that the comments from Putin indicate that the same ole' shop is still in business.
And of course to mini-moo, that means that all is well, and fluffy bunnies will lead ut to baskets full of candy.
Posted by: This is the way the world ends.... at March 16, 2015 04:34 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 16, 2015 04:34 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 16, 2015 04:35 PM (IXrOn)
That's absolutely right.
Putin has control, he's totally predictable and rational and he has the support of the Russian people.
There is a lot to be said for stability.
Those of you who are worried that Russia's gays aren't receiving enough civil rights ought to protest outside the Russian Embassy.
Posted by: jwest at March 16, 2015 04:35 PM (9ZZd+)
Married Ivy League surgeon arrested in undercover bust with six other swingers for 'throwing sex parties with MDMA and cocaine for hundreds of revelers at his $3million home'
Muldoon????!!!!
http://goo.gl/YluerD
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 16, 2015 04:35 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2015 04:34 PM (FsuaD)
Of course we missed you. We didn't want to disturb your rest. Or catch the flu.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 04:35 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:35 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:27 PM (CMkNk)
This is pretty awesome, I will admit.
https://youtu.be/XR3BACzYM-o
I kind of all the fall collection better.
https://youtu.be/zkzmELeg7I4
Oh hiiiiii Herve Leger.
https://youtu.be/oLbBfQpQF_A
Posted by: alexthechick - Reading. Like a me. at March 16, 2015 04:35 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Mr. TuCows at March 16, 2015 04:35 PM (MMC8r)
So we
should make up more strawmen tha make sense to me and my good friend Harvey the rabbit?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo
Posted by: This is the way the world ends.... at March 16, 2015 04:35 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 16, 2015 04:36 PM (0FSuD)
But it's fun to hyperventilate I suppose. Bring back the 1980s nostalgia.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:36 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Pres. B.H. Obammaa at March 16, 2015 04:36 PM (W6iIX)
Posted by: dantesed at March 16, 2015 04:36 PM (88xKn)
Celebrating International Women's Day
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 16, 2015 04:35 PM (IXrOn)
(**Mitch Miller Chorus**)
"The longest day, the longest day,
this will be the longest day . . ."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:36 PM (CMkNk)
swingers for 'throwing sex parties with MDMA and cocaine for hundreds of
revelers at his $3million home'
Say, would that be one of them there "elite" sex par-tays?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2015 04:37 PM (bdqzU)
The "Arab Spring" should have taught people that things can indeed always get worse. But some people just refuse to learn.
Posted by: Elize Nayden at March 16, 2015 04:37 PM (NWYwq)
Posted by: Strawman at March 16, 2015 04:37 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: HAL at March 16, 2015 04:37 PM (OmBeX)
Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at March 16, 2015 04:37 PM (OCKzv)
Posted by: This is the way the world ends.... at March 16, 2015 04:32 PM (Spluw)
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He said on this blog that as long as he gets his money, he doesn't give a shit about anyone. The ends justifies the means. Just like any good marxist.
Posted by: Soona at March 16, 2015 04:38 PM (/HX7u)
It was http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/142617 but that may be broken.
I can just paste the script in here, though I'll be dancing on the lip of the barrel.
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 16, 2015 04:38 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 16, 2015 04:32 PM (VAsIq)
You do realize that the EU is three times the size it was when it was created?
I'm not a Russian apologist... but neither do I trust the EU... they have aspirations of becoming a Super Power...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 16, 2015 04:38 PM (qh617)
Which means that the comments from Putin indicate that the same ole' shop is still in business.
And of course to mini-moo, that means that all is well, and fluffy bunnies will lead ut to baskets full of candy.
Posted by: This is the way the world ends.... at March 16, 2015 04:34 PM (Spluw)
___________
No it just means it's business as usual. In other words you don't need to hyperventilate. Putin will fuck with Ukraine and his successor will as will the next 100 Russian tsars/presidents. And there's no need to demand we go bomb bomb bomb every time it happens.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:38 PM (0LHZx)
Is there chocolate in these baskets? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 16, 2015 04:39 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:39 PM (CMkNk)
The same way I remember. I had a draft age son. I was never so proud of my country or its President. I'm 180 degrees away from that now.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at March 16, 2015 04:39 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:39 PM (0LHZx)
Like all the leftists, you think there is no standing up to tyranny. Like all tyrannists, you hope that is the only option besides total war.
There is an option - resistance, confrontation, and yes, in the end, war. Tyranny must be killed. Monsters deserve to rot in the grave. And your heroes, Mr. Moo Moo are filthy, inhumane monsters.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 16, 2015 04:39 PM (scgac)
Just email it to me. No barrel dancing needed.
dedicatedtenther at gmail.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 16, 2015 04:39 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Putin at March 16, 2015 04:39 PM (1vYi0)
What's this?
Anyone listening to The Leprechaun?
Guest says that opposition ticket [in Israel] might be imploding.
Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at March 16, 2015 04:40 PM (OCKzv)
Posted by: This is the way the world ends.... at March 16, 2015 04:40 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 16, 2015 04:41 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Joke Biden at March 16, 2015 04:41 PM (c+Y7q)
Like all the leftists, you think there is no standing up to tyranny. Like all tyrannists, you hope that is the only option besides total war.
There is an option - resistance, confrontation, and yes, in the end, war. Tyranny must be killed. Monsters deserve to rot in the grave. And your heroes, Mr. Moo Moo are filthy, inhumane monsters.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 16, 2015 04:39 PM (scgac)
_________
LOL. So because I don't want to go to war with Russia, it means Putin's my hero.
Wow.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:41 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: The Goat at March 16, 2015 04:41 PM (tf9Ne)
"Arab Spring."
Is that some sort of soap?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:39 PM (CMkNk)
Specially-formulated for oily skin.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 04:41 PM (2Ojst)
Oh hiiiiii Herve Leger.
Whew. I thought I was going to watch 3 catwalk vids and not be treated to any boobehs.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 16, 2015 04:41 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at March 16, 2015 04:28 PM (8ZskC)
====================
Oh, I dunno; Some bears like it. Some don't. You gotta pick the right bear.
Posted by: Vlad The Impaler at March 16, 2015 04:41 PM (LISuA)
-------------------------------------------
We knew about what was going on with you. Trudy from the NSA was keeping us informed.
Posted by: Soona at March 16, 2015 04:41 PM (/HX7u)
Uh.... may want to read a bit of European history as well...
Everyone over there is an asshole.... they've been invading each other since the beginning of recorded history....
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 16, 2015 04:41 PM (qh617)
The United States is in the final stages of secret, closed-door negotiations on the Trans-Pacific Partnership, a massive trade agreement with 11 other countries.
Who will benefit from it? One provision hidden in the fine print - "Investor-State Dispute Settlement" - may sound harmless, but don't let that fool you: ISDS could let foreign companies challenge US laws without ever stepping in an American court.
That would undermine US sovereignty and tilt the playing field even further in favor of multinational corporations.
Sign my petition and spread the word: ISDS is a bad deal for America.
[doesn't this violate the Logan Act? Traitor!]
Posted by: mallfly at March 16, 2015 04:41 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:38 PM (0LHZx)
In case you missed it, there's a treaty that we signed in 1994 stating that we -THE USA - would guarantee Ukraine's territorial integrity in the event of an invasion/war.
Now, no one wants to go to war, but what ramifications will this have for our security and foreign policy going forward?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:41 PM (CMkNk)
Just like no one will fight for Israel. Or ever has
Moo moo your meme are colliding. Your strawman at war with each other
Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 16, 2015 04:41 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Not a Russian Troll at March 16, 2015 04:42 PM (ZPrif)
Oh yay I can't wait to live the early 90's all over again.
I, for once, truly miss day glo clothing.
********
Remember those tshirts that changed colors based on how hot or cold you were? Good times.
Posted by: Lea at March 16, 2015 04:42 PM (lIU4e)
Anyone else?
ISIS maybe?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:42 PM (0LHZx)
We knew about what was going on with you. Trudy from the NSA was keeping us informed.
Posted by: Soona at March 16, 2015 04:41 PM (/HX7u)
Oh, good then. *flashes boobehs*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2015 04:42 PM (FsuaD)
In case you missed it, there's a treaty that we signed in 1994 stating that we -THE USA - would guarantee Ukraine's territorial integrity in the event of an invasion/war.
They fucked up. They trusted us.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 16, 2015 04:42 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 04:41 PM (2Ojst)
Manly yes. And I like it too!
- - the camel.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:42 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: BB Wolf
----
No, no, Putin has every right to defend his country, and the EU is a threat to be sure. But--c'mon, man, militarily they're no threat to Putin.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 16, 2015 04:42 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 16, 2015 04:42 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Joke Biden at March 16, 2015 04:43 PM (1vYi0)
Posted by: BB Wolf
Not all of them are assholes, and some are NATO members, if that means anything any more.
Posted by: This is the way the world ends.... at March 16, 2015 04:43 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 16, 2015 04:43 PM (VAsIq)
I have a dog with flatulence, so I've already got that covered is what I'm getting at.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 16, 2015 04:43 PM (scgac)
Posted by: Dr. Doo Doo at March 16, 2015 04:43 PM (MMC8r)
Everyone over there is an asshole.... they've been invading each other since the beginning of recorded history....
Somebody put together an animation of 1,000 years of history in 3 minutes. The way the borders grow and morph and shrink and move is stunning.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 16, 2015 04:43 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 16, 2015 04:43 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: mallfly at March 16, 2015 04:43 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 16, 2015 04:44 PM (evdj2)
Now, no one wants to go to war, but what ramifications will this have for our security and foreign policy going forward?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:41 PM (CMkNk)
___________
Sorry dude. I don't want Americans dying to save Ukraine. Nor do I want to spend umpteen gazillion dollars doing it.
Sorry.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:44 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:42 PM (0LHZx)
Yes. I know certain veterans who would gladly re-up to go destroy ISIS without the ridiculous ROE they had to deal with, especially in Afghanistan.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2015 04:44 PM (FsuaD)
Anyone else?
ISIS maybe?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:42 PM (0LHZx)
No, schmuck. If we had people in power that didn't gut our military and turn foreign policy into a social justice college class, we wouldn't have to go to war.
Except ISIS, and ISIS would not even be a fraction of what it is if we acted accordingly after Iraq (SOFA, etc.)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:44 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Soona
Oh, good then. *flashes boobehs*
Posted by: Jane D'oh
TRUDY!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2015 04:45 PM (DxXMy)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 04:45 PM (LA7Cm)
Sorry.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:44 PM (0LHZx)
But we signed a treaty, pal. And that means going forward, no county will value any agreement formal or otherwise that we make with them.
Which puts us in a shitty spot, no?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:45 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: The Groundhog's Hat at March 16, 2015 04:45 PM (0Ew3K)
Muldoon????!!!!
http://goo.gl/YluerD
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 16, 2015 04:35 PM (iQIUe)
Was this headline ripped from 1996? He means Meth and Molly, and I saw them open for Nashville Pussy at Sluggo's in Pensacola FL that year.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 16, 2015 04:46 PM (Y92Nd)
Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 16, 2015 04:46 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 16, 2015 04:43 PM (JtwS4)
__________
Precisely. And that's why it's foolish for the hawks here to think that we can contain this. It's as foolish as thinking we can get the middle east to stop fighting.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:46 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: mallfly at March 16, 2015 04:46 PM (bJm7W)
Did he see his shadow?
Posted by: The Groundhog's Hat at March 16, 2015 04:45 PM (0Ew3K)
In Putin's Russia, shadow see you!
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 04:46 PM (2Ojst)
So there's that.
Wheeee! Our tax dollars be workin'!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2015 04:46 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Dr. Doo Doo at March 16, 2015 04:46 PM (MMC8r)
Everyone over there is an asshole.... they've been invading each other since the beginning of recorded history....
I just remembered being infuriated by castles while driving around Italy. At first it was "oh, pretty castle". And then there's one on the next hill, and the next one.
And then I realize that there are castles on every hill because this hill has been at war with that hill for the last 800 years and it made me mad.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 16, 2015 04:46 PM (JtwS4)
I know you're terribly worried about that poor Ukrainian girl you saw crossing the bridge clutching a bag of Doritos, but that was "Wag the Dog", not real life.
Eastern Ukraine is the industrial, Russian speaking, pro-Russian side of the country that won the free and open elections (verified by everyone). The U.S. vowed to protect that government, then stood by while pro-EU thugs took over the capital.
Eastern Ukrainians like their capitalist system and free elections. Western Ukrainian socialists would love to get a big piece of the Eastern wealth by virtue of ...because.
Sometimes, reality isn't what you read in the comic books.
Posted by: jwest at March 16, 2015 04:47 PM (9ZZd+)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:46 PM (0LHZx)
It's called "peace through strength." Ever hear of it?
Please go back to Kos and tell Markos how dreamy he is.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:47 PM (CMkNk)
Which puts us in a shitty spot, no?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:45 PM (CMkNk)
______________
When you're the biggest kid on the block, who gives a fuck?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:47 PM (0LHZx)
Spain is the same way. And then you look around at the fields of rocks and you say 'They have been fighting over *this*?'
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 16, 2015 04:48 PM (evdj2)
Was that a treaty? or an Executive Agreement?
I don't see it ever getting sent to the Senate... as a Treaty must...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 16, 2015 04:48 PM (qh617)
It has become rather useless if nothing else.
League of Nations, Part Deaux.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2015 04:48 PM (DxXMy)
Please, have some fish while you explain to me why you don't like Putin.
Ork-ork-ork! Interventionist! Ork-ork-ork! Neocon! Ork-ork-ork! You want to bomb everything! Ork-ork-ork!
Posted by: Sirrah Ork-Ork at March 16, 2015 04:48 PM (k8xvx)
>>>
Which was the opinion of most Americans about Germany taking Poland before our entry into WWII. Saved a ton of money and lives with that one too.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 16, 2015 04:48 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 16, 2015 04:48 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at March 16, 2015 04:28 PM (8ZskC)
====================
Oh, I dunno; Some bears like it. Some don't. You gotta pick the right bear.
Posted by: Vlad The Impaler at March 16, 2015 04:41 PM (LISuA)
EXCUSE ME, BEARFUCKER, DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?
Posted by: Supertroopers at March 16, 2015 04:48 PM (Y92Nd)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:47 PM (0LHZx)
We are quickly losing that spot or have you not been paying attention. And what does signing a treaty mean to you?
Avoiding the question will not make it go away, stinky.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:49 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 16, 2015 04:48 PM (tf9Ne)
__________
There I go again....
Posted by: Godwin at March 16, 2015 04:49 PM (0LHZx)
LOL. So because I don't want to go to war with Russia, it means Putin's my hero.
Wow.
No you rancid c&nt. You idolize putin and you associate any resistance against him as "wanting to bomb bomb bomb" or "go to war" instead of seeing it as resistance to evil. You write off the Captive Nations as all CPUSA members reflexively do and have done since 1959.
I remember.
Unlike you, I know the people of Poland, Crimea, Ukraine, Lithuania, Latvia, and Estonia were enslaved by Russia - and unlike you, I count that as a grave evil.
You handwave it away. It makes no difference to you. You are a handmaiden to monsters and slavers.
That means you are the slave of Putin, of tyranny, of slavery, and the enemy of liberty.
I know you and your type. I've seen you and smelled you for decades.
You reek of the open grave. You reek of gulags and death marches.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 16, 2015 04:50 PM (scgac)
signed in 1994 stating that we -THE USA - would guarantee Ukraine's
territorial integrity in the event of an invasion/war.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:41 PM (CMkNk)<<<
I think that document got erased when Hill wiped her server.
Posted by: Moo Moo's most favoritest President in the whole wide world, Bill Clinton at March 16, 2015 04:50 PM (c+Y7q)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 16, 2015 04:48 PM (evdj2)
Fine, go get your own rocks, like Mecca is hot shit.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 16, 2015 04:50 PM (Y92Nd)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 04:50 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Null at March 16, 2015 04:50 PM (xjpRj)
Avoiding the question will not make it go away, stinky.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:49 PM (CMkNk)
__________
Losing that spot? To whom? Jesus fucking christ some of you peeps are beyond paranoid.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:50 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 16, 2015 04:50 PM (j3OmN)
Many women and girls breath sigh of relief.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 16, 2015 04:50 PM (j3OmN)
That would be the UN blue helmets.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 04:51 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 16, 2015 04:51 PM (oFCZn)
Pot.... meet kettle....
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at March 16, 2015 04:51 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 04:51 PM (rDqRv)
Unlike you, I know the people of Poland, Crimea, Ukraine, Lithuania, Latvia, and Estonia were enslaved by Russia - and unlike you, I count that as a grave evil.
You handwave it away. It makes no difference to you. You are a handmaiden to monsters and slavers.
That means you are the slave of Putin, of tyranny, of slavery, and the enemy of liberty.
I know you and your type. I've seen you and smelled you for decades.
You reek of the open grave. You reek of gulags and death marches.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 16, 2015 04:50 PM (scgac)
____________
LOL
You can't possibly believe 1/3 of this nonsense.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:51 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 16, 2015 04:52 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:52 PM (0LHZx)
Who are we screaming at now?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 16, 2015 04:51 PM (oFCZn)
The moo made an appearance a few threads back, while you were still numb I guess
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 04:52 PM (rDqRv)
Concur... I see Putin as a Pro Russian asshole... but he's smart, and realistic...
I don't see him attempting to end the world...
Now.... some in the Middle East??? that a whole different ballgame...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 16, 2015 04:53 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 16, 2015 04:53 PM (j3OmN)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:50 PM (0LHZx)
You know, leftist and delusional is no way to go through life.
Our navy has been cut back to pre First World War levels, our planes are falling apart, no new weapons systems are on order and we can no longer fight two wars simultaneously.
China is massively expanding as is Russia and Iran is nuking up.
I'm not paranoid, but you sir are just an incredibly irritating asshole.
Would you care to refute with facts and references any statement I made? All are absolutely verifiable, especially my last assertion.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:53 PM (CMkNk)
Who are we screaming at now?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 16, 2015 04:51 PM (oFCZn)
2.5 hours? Ouch, what did you have done?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 04:53 PM (2Ojst)
We need to invade Iran for freedom.
N. Korea. Duh...freedom.
Russia needs a bitch slap to ensure freedom for Ukraine.
Afghanistan...we gave them freedom.
Who else.....Cuba? Venezuela? Lots of non-freedom countries out there that could use a good solid invasion.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:54 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Senor Mu Mu at March 16, 2015 04:54 PM (VAsIq)
"But we signed a treaty, pal."
If America had an actual press corps, instead of a bunch of Democratic cheerleaders with bylines, then Canquelles might occasionally get asked about this stuff.
Mrs. Clinton, a binding and formally ratified treaty to which your husband's administration committed the country is now being ignored by the current administration, an administration in which you served. Would you explain this for our audience?
Posted by: torquewrench at March 16, 2015 04:54 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: This is the way the world ends.... at March 16, 2015 04:54 PM (Spluw)
You forgot about Alaska just for Shits & Giggles (and also the North Slope).
Posted by: john P. Squibob at March 16, 2015 04:55 PM (DQZLr)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 16, 2015 04:55 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:55 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:55 PM (0LHZx)
Sorry.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:44 PM (0LHZx)"
And that is exactly what the Ukrainians should have expected so they should never have given up their nuclear weapons in return for US guarantees of protection.
The good news is that no country is ever going to give up nuclear weapons again in return for American promises. In fact, countries that could have nuclear weapons but did not produce them because of US guarantees have probably already manufactured all the components so that they can assemble them on short notice since all American promises are now seen to have the "unless Democrats are in power" loophole.
For a bunch of people who claim to value diplomacy over military action, Democrats seem to do a lot to make diplomacy irrelevant and military action inevitable.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 16, 2015 04:55 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: ejo at March 16, 2015 04:55 PM (rsGj7)
Posted by: ejo at March 16, 2015 04:55 PM (rsGj7)
No biggie. The blue helmets were the first thing that popped into my head too, for some reason.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 04:55 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 04:55 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo of Holstein
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2015 04:55 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo
That's okay. We don't believe it either, not for an instant.
Posted by: This is the way the world ends.... at March 16, 2015 04:56 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 16, 2015 04:53 PM (qh617)
I see Putin as a bully.
Wonder who the sissy on the playground is?
Posted by: Golfman-I Have Hills. They Have None. at March 16, 2015 04:56 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2015 04:56 PM (DXzRD)
Not too fvcking funny now, eh lightworker?
Posted by: DocJ at March 16, 2015 04:56 PM (zrsn3)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 04:55 PM (rDqRv)
He's getting his ass kicked. As usual.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:56 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:56 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 04:52 PM (rDqRv)
Numb indeed. I look like Roddy Piper after the fist fight scene in They Live.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 16, 2015 04:57 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 16, 2015 04:57 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: ejo at March 16, 2015 04:55 PM (rsGj7)
Yeah just like Sollozzo and Don Corleone could be allies?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 04:57 PM (rDqRv)
Hey, Alaska used to be theirs! Historically, part of the Russian Homeland, just like Crimea, so they're entitled to take it back any time they feel like.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 16, 2015 04:57 PM (VBbCO)
I do. both those assholes rant on about global warming.
Posted by: This is the way the world ends.... at March 16, 2015 04:57 PM (Spluw)
I was 'ego surfing' recently. Found a municipality in Germany with my last name. I had been told my ancestors were from the Alsace-Lorraine area which was roughly German, then French, then German, then it became tedious and I lost interest. But the town with my last name was way over in Bavaria.
I try to give a shit about Europe and its borders, but it's tough. Hardly worth watching a nuke 'splode 20 miles away.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at March 16, 2015 04:57 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 16, 2015 04:57 PM (oFCZn)
If your dentist kneed you in the balls repeatedly, you might consider changing dentists.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 04:57 PM (2Ojst)
I'm gonna go with "You go ahead on, I'll meet you there"
Plane rides are free for those two.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 16, 2015 04:58 PM (j3OmN)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 04:57 PM (2Ojst)
Shit is that why I keep losing patients?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 04:58 PM (rDqRv)
-----
So are you here to convert others to your Gospel of Lucre?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 16, 2015 04:58 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 04:57 PM (2Ojst)
Lol!
Nah just a (temporarily) lumpy mug.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 16, 2015 04:59 PM (oFCZn)
But that would involve playing "the long game" - which is something Democrats only do vis-a-vie domestic policy and Republicans are evidently too stupid to even contemplate.
Also perhaps a tad unrealistic in that Vlad's asking price for his cooperation may have been rather too high - something like, say, Eastern Europe.
Posted by: DocJ at March 16, 2015 04:59 PM (zrsn3)
As much as I think Michelle and Barack are major grifters I don't particularly blame them for taking separate flights
I do. both those assholes rant on about global warming.
Posted by: This is the way the world ends.... at March 16, 2015 04:57 PM
Don't see them caring that much.... I think Mooch stayed extra in LaLa land...
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at March 16, 2015 04:59 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: eman at March 16, 2015 04:59 PM (aoHoW)
Posted by: This is the way the world ends.... at March 16, 2015 04:59 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2015 04:56 PM (DXzR
you give those scum sucking bottom feeding weasels too much credit.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2015 04:59 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 04:50 PM (LA7Cm)
Great cameo by Jim Gaffigan
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 16, 2015 04:59 PM (Y92Nd)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 16, 2015 04:59 PM (/kI1Q)
It's the only way to be sure.
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 16, 2015 05:00 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2015 05:00 PM (FsuaD)
Is that more or less interesting than you, who think debt is no biggie, suddenly worrying about spending "gazillions"?
Posted by: you fucking clown at March 16, 2015 05:00 PM (9Z8lH)
Shit is that why I keep losing patients?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 04:58 PM (rDqRv)
LOL. Violently insisting they put the sunglasses on probably isn't helping either.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 05:00 PM (2Ojst)
Fuck it's exhausting, don't you think?
You have a better chance of getting hit by lightning tonight than any of those "threats" ever harming you.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 05:00 PM (0LHZx)
But the point is still there. If they go together and there's a plane crash their underage children may become orphans.
And the flights aren't really free are they. I thought some people were objecting to the taxpayers picking up the tab?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2015 05:00 PM (DXzRD)
levels, our planes are falling apart, no new weapons systems are on
order and we can no longer fight two wars simultaneously.
...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:53 PM (CMkNk)"
Well, that is the thing. I think that it was Donald Rumsfeld who was asked during the invasion of Iraq if we still had the capacity to fight two wars at the same time. He replied that we could fight nineteen wars at the same time but only one of those wars would not be nuclear.
Obama's policy makes nuclear war more likely.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 16, 2015 05:01 PM (KDbAT)
Shit is that why I keep losing patients?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 04:58 PM (rDqRv
Your hygienists have smelly breath and have mustaches? And they claim to be female.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2015 05:01 PM (l1zOH)
They're all Greek?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 05:02 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo
Perhaps I missed it, but I didn't see anyone saying we should bomb Russia. Just that Putin wanting to go on nuclear alert is a little alarming and (most importantly) a clear sign of further failure of our foreign policy.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 16, 2015 05:02 PM (/Ho8c)
Same evidently for the rest - he thinks the Soviet occupation and eradication of their culture (Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia) was perfectly fine.
Or he's an idiot with no historical knowledge outside of Zinn's propaganda and the like.
He evidently has no concept of Liberty - because being under the heel of a foreign nation as in the case of Crimea or Ukraine is evidently "nonsense" to object to.
Really, dude, how old are you? Twenty? Nineteen? And really, are you this ignorant? Have you never read The Gulag Archipelago?
Have you never read anything concerning the enslavement of millions under the Soviets? Have you no concept of the 127 million murdered by communisim in 70 years? Never read the Black Book of Communism? Ever exposed yourself to the truth of the SDS being a fully paid-for front of the KGB?
Are you that frightened that you're willing to condemn millions to slavery so your cowardly ass isn't ever in any risk?
Have you always been this craven and disloyal?
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 16, 2015 05:02 PM (scgac)
Posted by: This is the way the world ends.... at March 16, 2015 04:59 PM (Spluw)
That is fucking weird that one Malaysian jet disappeared, never to be seen again, and ANOTHER Malaysian jet flew into hostile air space, was "shot down" though we never saw the black box or satellite images or anything which could easily be shown to prove an act of war occurred.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 16, 2015 05:02 PM (Y92Nd)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2015 05:01 PM (l1zOH)
My wife hired them, what do you expect?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 05:02 PM (rDqRv)
We signed an agreement.... it was never ratified by the Senate... it is NOT a TREATY....
Funny... how Repubs are calling out Obama on his not sending the Iran stuff to the Senate...
Yet many here are calling the exact same type of Executive Agreement.... a treaty worth going to war over.
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 16, 2015 05:02 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo
...so why bother having a military at all? That money could be better served by sitting in my Scrooge McDuck vault. I'd say scrap social security, b/c screw those geezers, but I'm going to get old, too, and I want mine! But threats to other people? Hahahaha!
Posted by: Senor Mu Mu at March 16, 2015 05:03 PM (VAsIq)
You have a better chance of getting hit by lightning tonight than any of those "threats" ever harming you.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 05:00 PM (0LHZx)
Here's a 10' graphite pole, why don't you prove us wrong.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2015 05:03 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at March 16, 2015 05:03 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 16, 2015 05:03 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 16, 2015 05:02 PM (scgac)
Hey don't talk to the richest man on the blog that way
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 05:03 PM (rDqRv)
Let's meet for lunch one day.
Say maybe at the World Trade Center.
I hear there's a fantastic restaurant at the top of one of them.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 16, 2015 05:03 PM (j3OmN)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 16, 2015 05:03 PM (Y92Nd)
Doesn't living in constant fear get tiring? Iran is gonna get us. NoKo
is gonna get us. ISIS is gonna get us. Ebola is gonna get us. Putin's
gonna get us.
Fuck it's exhausting, don't you think?
You have a better chance of getting hit by lightning tonight than any of those "threats" ever harming you.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 05:00 PM (0LHZx)"
Yes it does.
That is why I sleep better when we have a government of adults who pay attention to dangerous situations around the world and take appropriate action instead of calling up their buddies in the media and telling them to ignore that stuff.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 16, 2015 05:04 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2015 05:04 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2015 05:04 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 16, 2015 05:01 PM (KDbAT)
while he is trying to cut our nuclear forces as well...
/facepalm
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 16, 2015 05:04 PM (qh617)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2015 05:04 PM (DXzRD)
holed up in his dacha watching her pleasure herself orally and spanking his "little czar" until he hallucinated dead kings and passed out.
But I guess he was probably just planning an invasion of Eastern Europe or something equally mundane.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 16, 2015 05:04 PM (9GeDr)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 16, 2015 05:04 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 16, 2015 05:03 PM (oFCZn)
We give them a cookie and when they spit it out and yelp it tastes like shit, we sell them the toothbrush and toothpaste
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 05:05 PM (rDqRv)
"Arab Spring."
Is that some sort of soap?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 04:39 PM (CMkNk)
Yep,
smells like camel crap. they have a new scent coming out. Reamed Goat.
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at March 16, 2015 05:05 PM (JOG+K)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 16, 2015 05:01 PM (KDbAT)
Fixed for accuracy.
He wants to get rid of our nukes, too, remember?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 16, 2015 05:05 PM (M1uf/)
I suppose the entire cockpit could get Sudden Jihadi Syndrome, but AF1's a solid beast. They're safer there than at the WH, protected only by drunk SS agents.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 16, 2015 05:05 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2015 05:01 PM (l1zOH)
My wife hired them, what do you expect?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 05:02 PM (rDqRv)
That right there is funny, I don't care who you are.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 16, 2015 05:05 PM (Y92Nd)
Seriously, let's arrange multiple small-scale exercises in disparate regions. Putin will respond with his multiple forces and entail the ensuing costs both financial and political. Make him play this game for 4 years and see what that does to 1) overall military readiness, 2) military morale, 3) costs associated with these maneuvers, and 4) political will.
Every so often really crank one up while Russia is deploying massive forces say in the Arctic Circle (as now) Pop up a huge show of force in the Mediterranean, Black Sea, North Pacific or Western Europe. With a country that large and a basic infrastructure so weak and oil revenues down, you cannot sustain this for long.
Worse case scenario is he comes wanting to discuss "terms".
Posted by: Arizona Mike at March 16, 2015 05:05 PM (9uqzR)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 05:06 PM (0LHZx)
I guess this principle explains why, when they were attending the Betty Ford funeral, Mooch and Shrillary both flew out of Andrews AFB on the same morning, into Palm Springs Municipal the same afternoon, and back to Andrews the same evening, aboard separate jets.
Oh, no, wait, it doesn't explain it at all. Becuase Mooch and Shrillary don't have kids together. What does explain it is that these are incredibly arrogant chancers intent on living like faux royalty on the public dime, as much as they can get away with, which turns out to be a whole lot.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 16, 2015 05:06 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2015 05:06 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 16, 2015 05:04 PM (evdj2)
War-driving. FTW.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 16, 2015 05:06 PM (M1uf/)
I'm sure the next time a major American city is hit (and it will on his watch, I feel sure), we can all sing Kumbaya together and there will be rainbows, unicorns, and all will be well.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2015 05:06 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 16, 2015 05:06 PM (Y92Nd)
Posted by: goon at March 16, 2015 05:06 PM (gNTQS)
You're assuming, of course, that we can keep-up that op tempo.
I'm not a lawyer, but even I know you never ask a question you don't want to know the answer to.
Posted by: DocJ at March 16, 2015 05:07 PM (zrsn3)
----
Use the super-secret time machine that Ace swearsies doesn't have, travel back in time, and make sure you are never born.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 16, 2015 05:07 PM (VAsIq)
http://ti.me/1wRNPJ8
Posted by: MTF, Denier at March 16, 2015 05:08 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Soona at March 16, 2015 05:08 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 05:05 PM (rDqRv)
I don't yelp them till they go out of business. Then I gloat.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 16, 2015 05:08 PM (Y92Nd)
Obama's policy makes nuclear war defeat more likely.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 16, 2015 05:01 PM (KDbAT)
Fixed for accuracy.
He wants to get rid of our nukes, too, remember?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 16, 2015 05:05 PM (M1uf/)"
It is still a nuclear war even if both sides don't have nukes. Ask the Japanese how well that scenario works out.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 16, 2015 05:09 PM (KDbAT)
Indeed, a feature not a bug. To Obama and his ilk we are the problem that needs to be contained.
Posted by: DocJ at March 16, 2015 05:10 PM (zrsn3)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 05:05 PM (rDqRv)
Since you're already working in their mouths, why don't you take their tonsils out too? I hear there's really good money in that.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 05:11 PM (2Ojst)
If that's part of your chairside manner then, yeah, could be part of problem.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 05:11 PM (LA7Cm)
----
Relax--statistically, most Japanese were fine. They were more likely to die from Gojira.
Posted by: Senor Mu Mu at March 16, 2015 05:11 PM (VAsIq)
-
Putin would wake up with Horseface's severed head in his bed.
Two birds; one stone.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 16, 2015 05:12 PM (XUKZU)
of adults who pay attention to dangerous situations around the world
and take appropriate action instead of calling up their buddies in the
media and telling them to ignore that stuff.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 16, 2015 05:04 PM (KDbAT)
This.
Posted by: DocJ at March 16, 2015 05:12 PM (zrsn3)
I'm going to demur from the idea that any enemy powerful enough to mount a major strike on a U.S. city would do so while Obama is President.
Obama has been God's gift to them.
Why in the world would they mess with that amicable arrangement?
It'll be Obama's successor who gets to take a great big bite of the shit sandwich. Just as the comeuppance of eight years of Clintonian crippling of the national security apparatus got dumped in George W. Bush's lap eight months into his Presidency.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 16, 2015 05:12 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Garrett at March 16, 2015 05:14 PM (bH69Q)
Hey remember when we had the End of History and Bill Clinton gave us the "peace dividend"
that was awesome
Owww, My Balls!
Posted by: Francis Fukuyama at March 16, 2015 05:14 PM (SpnVI)
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at March 16, 2015 05:15 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 05:15 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 04:56 PM (0LHZx)
Okay then. So what you're saying is we should dissolve the entire military completely. Agree. No more army, navy, air force, marines and coast guard. It really is worthless and serves no purpose. We never needed it and what's more it will show that we're no longer a threat to world peace as we always have been.
I think you're right, Moo. I agree with you.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 05:15 PM (CMkNk)
There's a fair amount of common interest in opposing nutcase global jihadism, but after that it gets "complicated".
I actually find Putin somewhat disappointing and passive. Were I him, I'd have a major Pacific strategy under way. Return the islands to Japan and conclude a vague security agreement - not overtly provocative but unmistakable in it's anti-Chinese character. Ditto something with India.
A vaccuum left by US decline and menaced by Chinese chauvinism fairly beckons to Russia, but they're not doing anything bold in response.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 16, 2015 05:15 PM (afQnV)
Posted by: goon at March 16, 2015 05:16 PM (gNTQS)
Posted by: Doocy and Kilmeade Inc., Rocket Surgeons at March 16, 2015 05:16 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 05:11 PM (2Ojst)
****
I usually have alreadylopped out their tonsilsby the time they get teeth. Nothing left for my fine dental colleagues.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 16, 2015 05:16 PM (lHb9q)
Posted by: Sam from Providence, Kochrider and Wordsmythe at March 16, 2015 05:16 PM (7u7u7)
Was that a treaty? or an Executive Agreement?
I don't see it ever getting sent to the Senate... as a Treaty must...
---------------------
Agreement. Clinton signed it... but knew (as Bush 41 did before him) that the Senate would never ratify it. So he never bothered to send it to the Senate.
So in essence, Clinton negotiated in bad faith with Ukraine in order to convince the country to hand over the nuclear weapons that were on its soil.
Posted by: Hacker of Nude Celebrity Selfies Deleted from iCloud at March 16, 2015 05:16 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 05:15 PM (LA7Cm)
*****
That's not flexible, either!
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 16, 2015 05:17 PM (lHb9q)
Yeah, it's like we're doing them a favor or something.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 05:18 PM (LA7Cm)
-------------------------------------------
If we weren't spending tens of trillions on things un-Constitutional, we'd have that money to spend on our defense, which is, contrary to what you may think, is Constitutional.
Posted by: Soona at March 16, 2015 05:18 PM (/HX7u)
Check out: http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
And besides, its fun in a sick kind of way....
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2015 05:18 PM (08Znv)
For a bunch of people who claim to value diplomacy over military action, Democrats seem to do a lot to make diplomacy irrelevant and military action inevitable.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 16, 2015 04:55 PM (KDbAT)
This bears repeating.
Posted by: rickl at March 16, 2015 05:18 PM (zoehZ)
Obama has been God's gift to them.
Why in the world would they mess with that amicable arrangement?
Better the devil you know.
They know Obola won't retaliate. Safer than gambling on someone who might be a cowboy.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2015 05:19 PM (DxXMy)
You meant the selfie stick, right? ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2015 05:19 PM (DXzRD)
Expected Delivery Day: Monday, March 16, 2015
Your item was undeliverable as addressed at 4:00 pm on March 16, 2015. It is being returned if appropriate information is available.
Useless suckers of cock.
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 16, 2015 05:19 PM (evdj2)
--------------------
Back when Bush was still in office, a member of the Russian opposition pointed out the *real* problem with Putin. Putin may be a gangster and a thug, but deep down he's still a patriot. The real problem, according to this opposition member, will be when someone replaces Putin, uses the same methods... and has zero interest in the well-being of Russia.
Posted by: junior at March 16, 2015 05:20 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2015 05:20 PM (FsuaD)
OK so the Ace commentary is president for a day. What would you do to contain Putin?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 05:06 PM (0LHZx)"
Enact a $5.00 a barrel oil import tax and use any money collected to rebuild the US military. Remove any impediments to converting existing vehicles to run on compressed natural gas. The goal is to protect US energy production while lowering the world price of petroleum and reducing the ability of various unpleasant oil producing nations to make mischief.
For my domestic agenda: Fire everybody at the IRS who can be connected to the
political audits and disallow their pensions. Set fire to the EPA
headquarters and shoot them as they come running out the doors. Set copyright protection to the same length as patent protection i.e. 20 years so that every movie, book and piece of music that was produced before March of 1995 is in the public domain.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 16, 2015 05:20 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2015 05:21 PM (DXzRD)
headquarters and shoot them as they come running out the doors.
Obnoxious A-Hole
That's a bit much, but it's freakin' hilarious.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 16, 2015 05:22 PM (/Ho8c)
Almost seems like a completely different person than usual.
Posted by: junior at March 16, 2015 05:22 PM (UWFpX)
There's a fair amount of common interest in opposing nutcase global jihadism, but after that it gets "complicated".
I actually find Putin somewhat disappointing and passive. Were I him, I'd have a major Pacific strategy under way. Return the islands to Japan and conclude a vague security agreement - not overtly provocative but unmistakable in it's anti-Chinese character. Ditto something with India.
A vaccuum left by US decline and menaced by Chinese chauvinism fairly beckons to Russia, but they're not doing anything bold in response.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 16, 2015 05:15 PM (afQnV)
____________
That ties into my point.
Putin and Russia are weak. They like to make noise though. And there's still a large block of people (ahem, ahem) who go apeshit each time he opens his mouth. Same with Iran. Same with the jokers in N. Korea.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 05:22 PM (0LHZx)
This. Putin has issues going forward that will destroy Russia. Islam is near the top. China is a solid second. He's living for the moment while frackers in the USA are methodically cutting his balls off.
He's the Russian equivalent of Bill Clinton.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at March 16, 2015 05:23 PM (xQX/f)
Set fire to the EPA
headquarters and shoot them as they come running out the doors.
Obnoxious A-Hole
That's a bit much, but it's freakin' hilarious.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 16, 2015 05:22 PM (/Ho8c)
With longbows.
And arrows with the Fabulous Bodkin Point Of Love.
Posted by: Francis Fukuyama at March 16, 2015 05:24 PM (SpnVI)
Must've been all the Joo topics that set him off.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 16, 2015 05:24 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: dantesed at March 16, 2015 05:24 PM (88xKn)
Loving the MUMR mad-libs, but also amusing to see his real comments some times, like this nonsense about "racial purity" and Russia/Ukraine.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 16, 2015 05:24 PM (afQnV)
I realize it's 5o'clock charlie but, WTF? This statement isn't even valid enough to be wrong.
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 16, 2015 05:24 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 05:24 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 16, 2015 05:25 PM (lHb9q)
Damn, my ass hurts.
Posted by: Strawman at March 16, 2015 04:37 PM (2Ojst)
Quit complaining and chick out my ass!
Posted by: The Chicken at March 16, 2015 05:25 PM (P330y)
Off me, neocon (not Joo) sock!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2015 05:25 PM (SpnVI)
Posted by: Dr. Pierce at March 16, 2015 05:26 PM (7u7u7)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 16, 2015 05:26 PM (evdj2)
FIrst sign:
Teddy Roosevelt said "Speak softly and cary a big stick."
Second sign says , Obama says "_____________________" and carry a selfie stick
(I'm looking four suggestions for the fill in; Thanks)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2015 05:27 PM (DXzRD)
Unless you think Putin's going to send over a few nukes to DC and NYC. And even if he wanted to, given the state of Russia these days, I'm not sure they'd make it over here.
So as that QB from Green Bay said....relax...R-E-L-A-X.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 05:27 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Roy at March 16, 2015 04:14 PM (VndSC)
Had the same problem. After awhile the showing off loses it's thrill.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 16, 2015 05:27 PM (KbNXw)
Vladimir, you've lost another submarine?
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at March 16, 2015 05:27 PM (1hM1d)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 16, 2015 05:28 PM (0LHZx)
He was girding his loins. Obama's not going to be in office forever.
Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2015 05:28 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2015 05:27 PM (DXzRD)
***
You could hit a double entendre with:
"drones on endlessly"
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 16, 2015 05:28 PM (lHb9q)
You gonna be wearing this sandwich board in Harlem?
Posted by: Hey, Zeus! at March 16, 2015 05:28 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2015 05:28 PM (DXzRD)
I thought that was Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 16, 2015 05:29 PM (W5DcG)
Anyway. We are weak and the whole world knows it. That makes the world very dangerous
Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 16, 2015 05:31 PM (zOTsN)
Seriously, Crazy Ed wonders why Ferguson needs a police dept.
Well, Eddie, let's try that as a social experiment. Do away with the police dept. in Ferguson, go back in six months, and check things out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2015 05:31 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Golfman-I Have Hills. They Have None. at March 16, 2015 05:31 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 16, 2015 05:31 PM (M1uf/)
Oh - and notwithstanding today's situation, de-nuking Belarus, Kazakhstan, and Ukraine post-Soviet break-up was the smart move, and holds up today. It's not just that the current circumstances were pretty far-fetched backthen - even WITH this situation in prospect, getting nukes out of those sketchy places was the only responsible move.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 16, 2015 05:31 PM (afQnV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2015 05:31 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 16, 2015 05:31 PM (lHb9q)
@215
Was that a treaty? or an Executive Agreement?
I don't see it ever getting sent to the Senate... as a Treaty must...
---------------------
Agreement. Clinton signed it... but knew (as Bush 41 did before
him) that the Senate would never ratify it. So he never bothered to
send it to the Senate.
So in essence, Clinton negotiated in bad faith with Ukraine in order
to convince the country to hand over the nuclear weapons that were on
its soil.
Posted by: Hacker of Nude Celebrity Selfies Deleted from iCloud at March 16, 2015 05:16 PM (UWFpX)"
I bet those Ukrainians wish 47 members of the Senate had sent them an open letter explaining how the US Constitution works. They would probably not have made such a sucker deal.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 16, 2015 05:31 PM (KDbAT)
*things to do: check 'Donor' on 'Penis' card*
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at March 16, 2015 05:31 PM (FcR7P)
In the meantime, Barky is frantically punching the "Reset" button over and over...
...or tongue-punching Reggie.
Whichever seems more plausible to the reader.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at March 16, 2015 05:31 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: Soona at March 16, 2015 05:32 PM (/HX7u)
"Read teleprompters"
"Wreck America"
"Placate enemies"
"Preemptively surrender"
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 05:32 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Dr. Doo Doo at March 16, 2015 05:32 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 16, 2015 05:33 PM (KbNXw)
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Russia has psychological issues - due to constantly being invaded - that make it difficult for the population to voluntarily give up territory. This problem typically rears its head on the western border with Europe. But I wouldn't be surprised if even a handful of essentially useless islands off the coast of Siberia were subject to it as well. I don't think the general Russian population would go for it.
Posted by: junior at March 16, 2015 05:33 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 05:33 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 05:33 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 16, 2015 05:33 PM (M1uf/)
especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of
crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace
alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an
endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary."
- that guy from the top of the page
Posted by: kartoffel at March 16, 2015 05:34 PM (szYND)
Posted by: Vladmir Putin at March 16, 2015 05:34 PM (CrJzY)
Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 16, 2015 05:34 PM (zOTsN)
I don't buy this. The Russian population does what it's told.
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 16, 2015 05:34 PM (evdj2)
I'm shocked that they all appear "Latino."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2015 05:35 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Dr. Doo Doo at March 16, 2015 05:35 PM (MMC8r)
I see a bunny... and a manatee... and fire-breathing dragon... and...
Oh, we weren't playing "Cloud Pictures" were we?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 16, 2015 05:35 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 16, 2015 05:34 PM (evdj2)
Indeed, or you get it for sale on the black market.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 16, 2015 05:35 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 16, 2015 05:35 PM (lHb9q)
Moo Moo:
I don't know why you don't acknowledge my last post. You seem to make a very good case for doing away with the entire US military. What do you think?
Honestly, I want a real answer.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 05:35 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2015 05:36 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2015 05:36 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2015 05:36 PM (FcR7P)
Working on your book AG?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 16, 2015 05:36 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 16, 2015 05:36 PM (CrJzY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 05:36 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2015 05:36 PM (d2MTZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2015 05:36 PM (FsuaD)
We call it "choir practice" around here.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 05:36 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 16, 2015 05:35 PM (lHb9q)
Now if we just funded the military with $25,000 waivers, we'd be all set.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 05:36 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Golfman-I Have Hills. They Have None. at March 16, 2015 05:37 PM (48QDY)
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You might want to read a bit more Russian history. There's always some group of crazies hiding in the woodwork and ready to try and blow up the leader at the first sign of insufficient fill in the blank.
Posted by: junior at March 16, 2015 05:37 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 16, 2015 05:36 PM (KbNXw)
Waiting for the next set of editing to come back.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 16, 2015 05:37 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2015 05:36 PM (FsuaD)
Not that I remotely GAF, but I seem to recall him indicating he's located on the left coast.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 05:37 PM (2Ojst)
Um, hellow, Kuwait? Most reckless, pure case of state-to-state aggression since you-know-who (a very precise and accurate comparison).
And the continuing menace of Saddam's Iraq was the combo of active hostility to the US and its allies and interests, a trillion $$ in the ground, very competent military science/engineering capacity, and a history of suicidally reckless aggression and long involvement with any terror outfit of note (incl. AQ). After 9/11, this was an intolerable threat, and by its nature not "containable".
Posted by: rhomboid at March 16, 2015 05:37 PM (afQnV)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 05:37 PM (CMkNk)
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"Speak whenever anyone pretends to be listening and carry your dick in your hand"
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 16, 2015 05:38 PM (VAsIq)
You ain't kidding.
Posted by: Alina Kabaeva at March 16, 2015 05:38 PM (ePbmj)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 16, 2015 05:38 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 05:38 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 16, 2015 05:37 PM (M1uf/)
Go get em tiger, It's the most awesome thing I've ever done. Golden Angel went to the publishers this morning.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 16, 2015 05:38 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 16, 2015 05:38 PM (zOTsN)
I thought you meant "the longest hour evah" comment.
Posted by: Golfman-I Have Hills. They Have None. at March 16, 2015 05:39 PM (48QDY)
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He had "client meetings," J.J. You know, so he can make money, which he has a lot of.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 16, 2015 05:39 PM (VAsIq)
whisper-noooood.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 05:38 PM (CMkNk)
There is no nood...biiiiiiiiitch.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 05:39 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Buzzion at March 16, 2015 05:39 PM (zqATq)
Posted by: Golfman-I Have Hills. They Have None. at March 16, 2015 05:39 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2015 05:36 PM (FsuaD)
Isn't he in Seattle?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 16, 2015 05:40 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2015 05:40 PM (d2MTZ)
Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 16, 2015 05:34 PM (zOTsN)
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I'm really starting to believe that Russia is building it's proxy in the ME. So, to me, islamic expansionism and Russian expansionism are one and the same. I could say the same for China and the Norks. And Dear Leader is doing absolutely nothing to stop them.
Choomy is making sure we're no longer the "big dogs" in the world.
Posted by: Soona at March 16, 2015 05:40 PM (/HX7u)
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He had "client meetings," J.J. You know, so he can make money, which he has a lot of.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 16, 2015 05:39 PM (VAsIq)
Damn. I was trying to trap him into being a hypocrite and then laughing as I make him cry.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 05:40 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 05:40 PM (CMkNk)
I don't think that required much trapping.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 05:40 PM (2Ojst)
Sweet!
When should it hit Amazon?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 16, 2015 05:40 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 16, 2015 05:40 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 16, 2015 05:41 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Golfman-I Have Hills. They Have None. at March 16, 2015 05:41 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2015 05:41 PM (SpnVI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 05:41 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 16, 2015 05:41 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 05:40 PM (2Ojst)
Fat Kid/ candy store
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 16, 2015 05:41 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 05:42 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 05:42 PM (rDqRv)
Ewoks, Christmas special, and Boba Fett being kinder and gentler ... oh wait... nevermind
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2015 05:42 PM (d2MTZ)
Brings them to life.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 16, 2015 05:41 PM (MMC8r)
I read them as Arnold Stang/Everett Sloan with Al Sharpton's elocution.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 05:43 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: dickin' at March 16, 2015 05:43 PM (VAsIq)
Nood.
Nood.
Nood.
Did it work?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 16, 2015 05:43 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Golfman-I Have Hills. They Have None. at March 16, 2015 05:43 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 05:42 PM (rDqRv)
They go together like rama-lama-lama, etc.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 05:43 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 16, 2015 05:44 PM (M1uf/)
NGU: He's a cunning little bastard with the "just asking the questions" schtick. Never quite goes over the line with StormFront crap, but I know he thinks it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 05:44 PM (CMkNk)
So are we just testing the theory that if we say "nood" enough, a new thread will appear?
Nood.
Nood.
Nood.
Did it work?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 16, 2015 05:43 PM (M1uf/)
I think you have to be looking into the bathroom mirror with the lights off for that to work.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2015 05:44 PM (SpnVI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 05:44 PM (CMkNk)
he did once. When discussing Lenin and Marx
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 05:44 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2015 05:44 PM (SpnVI) Hide posts from (SpnVI)
Oh.
Dammit.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 16, 2015 05:45 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Golfman-I Have Hills. They Have None. at March 16, 2015 05:43 PM (48QDY)
That's, like, 200 comments ago!
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 05:45 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 16, 2015 05:41 PM (VAsIq)
Oh, yeah. LOL!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 05:45 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 16, 2015 05:45 PM (OoVgj)
Get the book published. Make lots of money. Then find Hektor and have him try that experiment.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2015 05:46 PM (d2MTZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 05:44 PM (rDqRv)
Oh, yeah. Now I remember.
Ban him.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 05:46 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 05:46 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 16, 2015 05:46 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Naked.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 16, 2015 05:47 PM (VAsIq)
the new bride will be known as Bristol Mayer.
Posted by: seamrog at March 16, 2015 05:47 PM (pp5vn)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 16, 2015 05:47 PM (VAsIq) Hide posts from (VAsIq)
If anything would save me from Bloody Mary, it'd be standing there in my alltogether when she showed up. She'd run screaming.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 16, 2015 05:47 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: dickin' at March 16, 2015 05:43 PM (VAsIq)
Threadwinner... and killer?
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 16, 2015 05:47 PM (Y92Nd)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 05:47 PM (CMkNk)
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He had "client meetings," J.J. You know, so he can make money, which he has a lot of.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 16, 2015 05:39 PM (VAsIq)
Damn. I was trying to trap him into being a hypocrite and then laughing as I make him cry.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 05:40 PM (CMkNk)
That typically is when he runs off like the cowardly little bitch that he is. Once someone has him completely exposed he just happens to disappear for a few hours. ThunderB did it to the dishonest lying little shit a few weeks back.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 16, 2015 05:48 PM (zqATq)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 16, 2015 05:40 PM (M1uf/)
3-4 weeks. I have a group you need to be involved with. Authors, editors, publishers, readers and radio show hosts. All ways to get your book out there and noticed. There are 3.8 million books on Amazon, think about it. It's a facebook group called the Conservative Libertarian Fiction Alliance. The goal is to help change the culture through conservative based literature. Lots of tools and information to save you money and time. Larry Correia, (Monster Hunter Series) Sarah hoyt, Liberty Island publishing, lots of people you can learn from. This book business is some filthy shit. I's nice to have knowledgable people to talk to.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 16, 2015 05:48 PM (KbNXw)
English-English and Russian-Russian. Screw it, the best whores are Ukrainian.
Posted by: wooga at March 16, 2015 05:48 PM (OoVgj)
Posted by: seamrog at March 16, 2015 05:47 PM (pp5vn)
SQUIBB!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 05:48 PM (CMkNk)
the new bride will be known as Bristol Mayer.
Posted by: seamrog at March 16, 2015 05:47 PM (pp5vn) Hide posts from (pp5vn)
Please tell me this is *not* a joke.
I desperately want for this not to be a joke.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 16, 2015 05:48 PM (M1uf/)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Teo-Zirinis-Monster-Issues-9.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2015 05:48 PM (d2MTZ)
I desperately want for this not to be a joke.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 16, 2015 05:48 PM (M1uf/)
It's for real. They'll have a kid named Squibb.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 05:50 PM (2Ojst)
Please tell me this is *not* a joke.
I desperately want for this not to be a joke.
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They really are engaged.
Posted by: junior at March 16, 2015 05:50 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2015 05:50 PM (d2MTZ)
I desperately want for this not to be a joke.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 16, 2015 05:48 PM (M1uf/)
It's not. He flew to Alaska and asked Todd and Sarah's Daddy for her hand. 1 Classy kid that one is.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 16, 2015 05:50 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 16, 2015 05:50 PM (KbNXw)
Hope he gets a good dowry.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 05:51 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: torabora at March 16, 2015 05:51 PM (8ZGGH)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 16, 2015 05:52 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 05:51 PM (2Ojst)
He married into My Queens court, He did just fine.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 16, 2015 05:52 PM (KbNXw)
the new bride will be known as Bristol Mayer.
Posted by: seamrog at March 16, 2015 05:47 PM (pp5vn) Hide posts from (pp5vn)
Please tell me this is *not* a joke.
I desperately want for this not to be a joke.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 16, 2015 05:48 PM (M1uf/)
Not it's true but I never put the name thing together. But hey good for them. I hope they have a happy life together
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 05:52 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: torabora at March 16, 2015 05:51 PM (8ZGGH)
That's all about establishing a Federal Police Force. Remember asshats promise in 2008?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 16, 2015 05:53 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2015 05:53 PM (Q/1Jp)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 16, 2015 05:52 PM (KbNXw)
She married into Royalty. The MOH- Now THAT is Royal and lasting
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 05:53 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at March 16, 2015 05:53 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Astronaut Dave Bowman at March 16, 2015 05:53 PM (8ZGGH)
Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 16, 2015 05:54 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2015 05:54 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 05:53 PM (rDqRv)
Takes one to get one. At least this royalty won't be inbred.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 16, 2015 05:54 PM (KbNXw)
they're just stupid internet comments -- let's not lose our heads, eh?
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 16, 2015 05:54 PM (OCKzv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2015 05:54 PM (FsuaD)
Since he is a MOH, they are going to have to be careful
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 05:54 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 05:53 PM (rDqRv)
this
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2015 05:55 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2015 05:55 PM (d2MTZ)
Posted by: The thing that automatically kicks in after 500 comments at March 16, 2015 05:55 PM (vgIRn)
Is your supermarket like mine -- do they hide the q-tips with the diapers and baby shit?
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 16, 2015 05:55 PM (OCKzv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 05:54 PM (rDqRv)
Maid of Honor? I thought he was the groom?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 05:55 PM (2Ojst)
I can neither confirm nor deny that I made clappy-hands over the name thing.
*Hey, in days as dark as these, any glimmer of light is welcome.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Wearing The Lilac at March 16, 2015 05:56 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at March 16, 2015 05:56 PM (48QDY)
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Two major problems, I suspect.
First, Russia had a lot of trouble liberalizing its society. While the rest of Europe was moving toward more equality among the classes, Russia was dealing with two extremes. The nobility was dragging its feet. And whenever a Tsar decided to overrule the nobility and push things along, some idiot group of students would decide that he wasn't moving fast enough, and blow him up. Then his replacement would get nervous, decide that the reason why his predecessor had died was because society was becoming too liberal, and clamp down again.
This sort of mentality still seems to exist. On both ends of society.
Second, Russia keeps getting invaded by outsiders who trash the place and kill lots and lots of people. The Mongols. Napoleon. The Nazis. Russians are somewhat paranoid of outside nations as a result, and now try to arrange things so that fighting takes place in neighboring countries instead of within Russia proper.
Posted by: junior at March 16, 2015 05:56 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2015 05:57 PM (Q/1Jp)
I won't hold my breath.
Dakota will make a great step-dad.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2015 05:58 PM (FsuaD)
Thailand warns women who post 'underboob' photos face 5 years in jail...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2015 05:57 PM (Q/1Jp)
Does that include ladyboys, or...?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 05:58 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 16, 2015 05:58 PM (KbNXw)
And apparently, he *really* hit it off with Bristol.
Posted by: junior at March 16, 2015 05:58 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2015 05:58 PM (d2MTZ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 05:58 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Paladin at March 16, 2015 05:58 PM (LtaK3)
Posted by: junior at March 16, 2015 05:58 PM (UWFpX)
Couldn't resist.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 05:59 PM (2Ojst)
Of all places ...
Thailand warns women who post 'underboob' photos face 5 years in jail...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2015 05:57 PM (Q/1Jp)
How weird. Wonder if it applies to their famous lady boys?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2015 05:59 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Liberals at March 16, 2015 05:59 PM (vVLeQ)
Posted by: DaveA at March 16, 2015 05:59 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at March 16, 2015 05:59 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Lauren at March 16, 2015 05:59 PM (vVLeQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 16, 2015 05:58 PM (d2MTZ)
Not so much. Just wondering given the flexibility that term has over in Thailand.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 16, 2015 06:00 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at March 16, 2015 06:03 PM (48QDY)
I don't know if I signed the departure document, but if not, I would be pleased to forward it to my attorney for consideration.
Posted by: Hill the Lyin' Scrunt at March 16, 2015 06:03 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2015 06:04 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2015 06:05 PM (FsuaD)
Gas has held steady (@ $2.35) here for two full weeks. I don't remember the last time that happened.
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 16, 2015 06:05 PM (OCKzv)
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Doing the jobs that Americans won't?
Look..., if just raise the minimum wage they would do a better job..., right?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2015 06:05 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2015 06:05 PM (Q/1Jp)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2015 06:05 PM (DxXMy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2015 06:08 PM (FsuaD)
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Iran's got a bit more of something going on. Sure, Putin assassinated a guy in Great Britain. But the guy was a Russian critic of Putin's government. And when the old Soviet Union got involved in South America, it was part of the country's Cold War struggle with the Free World.
There was no random terror stuff, along the lines of the Iranians blowing up the Jewish center in Argentina.
Posted by: junior at March 16, 2015 06:08 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at March 16, 2015 06:09 PM (uPxUo)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 16, 2015 06:10 PM (KbNXw)
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According to Dateline, he shot a guy in D.C., too, plus numerous in the Motherland.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 16, 2015 06:10 PM (XUKZU)
Pure fiction. The CBO was utilizing 10 year projections based on the past90's economic data as the economy was slowing down in 2000 before the dot-com bust.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at March 16, 2015 06:10 PM (B5qAs)
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I would say the same about Obama..., except that I'm not sure that it is stopping him.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2015 06:11 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2015 06:11 PM (l1zOH)
No, about a 100 million armed conservatives are doing that.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 16, 2015 06:11 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 16, 2015 06:12 PM (j3OmN)
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The basic point still stands, though. There's a certain amount of sense that these people were all individuals who Putin had personal problems with (i.e. they were critics of his government).
Blowing up the Jewish center in Buenos Aires was a random bit of terrorism that didn't particularly help Iran, or anyone in the Iranian government. Tehran didn't get anything out of it other than the "satisfaction" of killing a bunch of Jews.
Posted by: junior at March 16, 2015 06:12 PM (UWFpX)
The saviors we have all been waiting for?
Weasel Zippers
And Amy Carter is the pro on nuclear arms so we are all set!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 06:13 PM (rDqRv)
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It's in the sidebar.
Posted by: junior at March 16, 2015 06:13 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 06:13 PM (rDqRv)
Put those three brains together and you may make a stupid Hunting Dog.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 16, 2015 06:14 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 16, 2015 06:14 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 16, 2015 06:14 PM (j3OmN)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 16, 2015 06:14 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Oldsailors
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I do not believe that that is how it works. It is the slow bleed..., the slow boil, the aging of the informed population. What will be done to us is the slow march of dependency, the decline of the economy, the expansion of bureaucratic powers. Out with a whimper, not a bang.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2015 06:14 PM (l1zOH)
The saviors we have all been waiting for?
Weasel Zippers
And Amy Carter is the pro on nuclear arms so we are all set!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 06:13 PM (rDqRv)
The only way that would be true is if they realized it was a scam.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 16, 2015 06:16 PM (zqATq)
Posted by: bergerbilder at March 16, 2015 06:16 PM (0ywCl)
Chuck Norris is great, but that helmet head is right out of Eric Cantor's reject closet.
Gevalt.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 06:17 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2015 06:17 PM (ckH+e)
Posted by: Buzzion at March 16, 2015 06:16 PM (zqATq)
Hmm. Maybe there's a way to make a few bucks from this.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 06:18 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at March 16, 2015 06:18 PM (9Y7bY)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 16, 2015 06:10 PM (KbNXw)
Working on it, dude.
Posted by: FCC-FEC-Glasnost Perestroika programski at March 16, 2015 06:19 PM (CMkNk)
Ace disappears after writing about Putin.
Coincidence?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 16, 2015 06:14 PM (oFCZn)
Now that you mention it, I haven't seen them in the same room together.
Posted by: rickl at March 16, 2015 06:19 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: wheat
It's someone called Vladimir, he says he's here about the reaping.
Posted by: Graham Chapman at March 16, 2015 06:19 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: wheatie at March 16, 2015 06:19 PM (ckH+e)
I respectfully disagree. Timmy Mac, even as ill advised as his action was. Sent a a powerful message about what one motivated intelligent individual can do.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 16, 2015 06:19 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at March 16, 2015 06:18 PM (9Y7bY)
Imagine what gang-raping the bare chested natives can do!
Posted by: UN Peacekeepers at March 16, 2015 06:20 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 16, 2015 06:20 PM (OCKzv)
Posted by: Graham Chapman at March 16, 2015 06:19 PM (GuwT9)
"But I didn't eat the salmon mousse . . ."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 06:20 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 16, 2015 06:21 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: olddog in mo at March 16, 2015 06:21 PM (3eZI/)
Interesting point. Anybody ever seen them in the same room at the same time?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 16, 2015 06:21 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Soothsayer's imaginary twitter feed at March 16, 2015 06:20 PM (OCKzv)
It's a Mister Reaper about Bear Grills?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 06:21 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 16, 2015 06:21 PM (zOTsN)
WTF? He won the Nobel.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 16, 2015 06:22 PM (KbNXw)
Obama Brags Malia And Sasha Are Way Ahead Of The Game On Global Warming
I have a feeling we'll be dealing with the Princesses for decades. We may well end up yearning for their idiot parents.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2015 06:22 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 16, 2015 06:21 PM (zOTsN)
That's what Tessio hoped Mike would get for the family before he screwed up all the arrangements.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 06:22 PM (CMkNk)
You'll be hearing from our lawyers.
Posted by: Gundogs Union Local 317 at March 16, 2015 06:23 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2015 06:22 PM (FsuaD)
Did we dodge a bullet yet with Chelsea Alinsky Mezvinsky?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 06:23 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2015 06:22 PM (FsuaD)
Nah, they'll hook up with some useless big dick gold tooth rapper that'll beat the living shit out of them. They'll be busy with that drama.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 16, 2015 06:23 PM (KbNXw)
I saw the Putin Reapers with the Mother Rapers and the Father Stabbers on the Group W Bench back in '69.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 06:24 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine
Because I always give best deals my friend. You want rug? Very nice rugs.
Posted by: Hassan Rouhani at March 16, 2015 06:24 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at March 16, 2015 06:24 PM (B5qAs)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 16, 2015 06:23 PM (KbNXw)
No way. They will marry lefty Yids from Northbrook.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 06:24 PM (CMkNk)
572 Because I always give best deals my friend. You want rug? Very nice rugs.
Posted by: Hassan Rouhani at March 16, 2015 06:24 PM (GuwT9)
I want the one on Chuck Norris' head.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 06:25 PM (CMkNk)
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He's right. We'll get a *very* good deal out of the negotiations.
Posted by: Iranian Negotiating Team at March 16, 2015 06:25 PM (UWFpX)
NOOOD!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 06:26 PM (CMkNk)
No way. They will marry lefty Yids from Northbrook.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2015 06:24 PM (CMkNk)
Oh really? Mark this day. Them kids are volcanos waiting for daddy to leave the white house.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 16, 2015 06:26 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 16, 2015 06:21 PM (zOTsN)
he is just making nice. I am sure he does not believe that. He is still the Military as an Intel Officer
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2015 06:26 PM (rDqRv)
Oh, dear' I hope not but I elect they'll go into politics.
I rather admire the fact that nobody seems to know what Amy Carter is doing. She's certainly not on the tube claiming to be the daughter of a former President or trying to become a female President.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2015 06:27 PM (DXzRD)
For the past several hundred years they have been under the thumb of rulers who had more power than any western king ever had. While western powers were transferring power from kings to representative bodies, they kept concentrating more and more power at the top. The soviet era did little to change this, it just changed the name of the group at the top.
Combine this with what the soviet era did to people psychologically, and trying to understand them becomes even more difficult.
I remember having several class discussions in college about this. Several of the students asked questions of why the people put up with the gulags and NKVD squads and so forth. My prof said something along the lines of "You live in a country where freedom has been the norm, not the exception for over 200 years. You live in a place of strength for the individual." Her pointed out that the soviet people were used to a dictator at the top who held the power of life and death, and while the soviets made things even worse, relatively speaking, the constant shifting of power as various groups fell out of favor meant that people could actually rise to higher positions.
He pointed out that during Stalin's reign, when the people were sleeping in their apartments and they were awoken to heavy footfalls outside the door, they immediately thought of the NKVD and the first thought was hope that they would stop at someone else's door, and not at their own.
His basic point is that the soviet people have been brutalized so often and for so long, that what they most desire is stability and safety.
Soviet Communism was one of the worst crimes ever perpetrated by the hand of fallen man and it's first victim was it's own people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 16, 2015 06:27 PM (wt/Oq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2015 06:27 PM (DXzRD)
Which isn't really mutually exclusive with hooking up with the guest speakers at their "Poetry of Rap" seminar at Princeton, eh?
Posted by: Gundogs Union Local 317 at March 16, 2015 06:28 PM (/kI1Q)
I rather admire the fact that nobody seems to know what Amy Carter is doing. She's certainly not on the tube claiming to be the daughter of a former President or trying to become a female President.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2015 06:27 PM (DXzRD)
Amy Carter is actually a good Christian girl and happy being a mom.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 16, 2015 06:29 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 16, 2015 06:29 PM (wt/Oq)
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Yeah, I think that's the overt, obvious one (albeit apparently not obvious enough, given that the ENTIRE FREAKING STATE DEPARTMENT got caught off guard when the Ukraine stuff started). Point 1 is the more subtle, internal stuff. It's that habit of the Russians of managing to sabotage themselves whenever things start to look up. It's possible that 70+ years of Communism managed to do something about it. But I'm not getting my hopes up yet.
Posted by: junior at March 16, 2015 06:29 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 16, 2015 06:31 PM (iUBwE)
Posted by: Fritz at March 16, 2015 06:31 PM (UzPAd)
"No, about a 100 million armed conservatives are doing that."
Considering how muchHolder and O have been undermining LEOs with a running body count, I don't think they want to provoke that "revolution" after all.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at March 16, 2015 06:33 PM (B5qAs)
How does Malia and Sasias numerous vacations with SS entourages reduce AGW? How does the SUV entourage that takes them to school every day reduce AGW?
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 16, 2015 06:36 PM (iQIUe)
2 white sons-in-law ?
Posted by: seamrog at March 16, 2015 06:37 PM (pp5vn)
"It's that habit of the Russians of managing to sabotage themselves whenever things start to look up."'
The russian soul endures the misseries of their own creation. I am intimate with a few russians (disclaimer: my wife is one) and the cultural mentality is tragic. More than a few admitted to methey admire the American "can do" attitude, but that is a cultural matter than is not easily passed on.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at March 16, 2015 06:54 PM (B5qAs)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 16, 2015 07:19 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: MostlyRight at March 16, 2015 07:27 PM (VQNay)
Posted by: Socratease at March 16, 2015 07:52 PM (82qVG)
Putin, a despot who will build an empire which collapses at his death or visible weakness.
Water, heat, food storage. Hide, well.
Posted by: ubik at March 16, 2015 09:34 PM (lCc6O)
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