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Here Are Some News Things Open Thread
So, Marvin Gaye's kids won their infringement case against Pharrell and Robin Thicke for "Blurred Lines," even though they shouldn't have. (Thicke and Pharrell are right: You can't copyright a type of song.)
Now they're looking to sue Pharrell over his song "Happy." Here's the thing: Major talents like Gaye are going to be imitated. If you didn't want to be merely imitated, you shouldn't have gone into a fame-making art. We cannot have a copyright system that punishes people for imitating the feel and basic gist of works of art, because everyone imitates the feel and gist of prior works of art. There will be consequences for this sort of silly jury verdict. Greece is threatening Germany: We'll sic our immigrants on you. John King: Hillary's news conference is exactly what you can expect from a Clinton presidency, forever and ever and ever. You know what a Hillary Clinton presidency would be like? Imagine the rubberized foot of a walker stomping on a human face, forever. Lisa Meyers: Public doesn't trust news media because they've plainly taken sides, and is no longer interested in holding (some) governments accountable. Ross Douthat discusses what few others in the establishment media will: Obama is turning the presidency into a caudillo. That part is on him. The part where we are letting this happen without even an insistence of a debate about it? That's on us.Comments
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Posted by: The Rutles at March 11, 2015 07:02 PM (0Ew3K)
If anyone should sue, it's Berry Gordy
Posted by: MikeH at March 11, 2015 07:02 PM (DNTer)
Posted by: Y-not at March 11, 2015 07:03 PM (9BRsg)
Prayers out for the dead Marines and soldiers and their loved ones. Their families are experiencing the Worst. News. Ever. Can't imagine their grief.
Anyhow, I guess we're totally screwed. Off to finish dinner.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 07:03 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at March 11, 2015 07:03 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 11, 2015 07:03 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 11, 2015 07:03 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Hillary! at March 11, 2015 07:06 PM (2i576)
On another note and apropos of nothing....I'm making a paleo pizza. This outta be....interesting.
Posted by: Tami at March 11, 2015 07:06 PM (v0/PR)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at March 11, 2015 07:06 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 07:07 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Weird Flunky at March 11, 2015 07:07 PM (lVyTm)
That's on us.
Pretty sure there are at least 47 Senators at least trying to insist on a debate.
Oh. My. God. I just said something nice about Senate Republicans.
SEE HOW FAR YOU'VE PUSHED THIS, DOUTHAT? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
But, yes, welcome to the world that a bunch of paranoid, racist, sexist, not our kind dear people warned about ohhh going on 8 years now.
Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at March 11, 2015 07:07 PM (IrByp)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 11, 2015 07:07 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Jim at March 11, 2015 07:07 PM (RzZOc)
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If you don't let them in to cut your grass you're a racist bigot who hates innocent dreamers!
Posted by: US Liberals at March 11, 2015 07:08 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 11, 2015 07:08 PM (6n332)
Posted by: Paul Moore at March 11, 2015 07:08 PM (s0anC)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 07:09 PM (VAsIq)
That is what happens when you have no opposition Party.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 11, 2015 07:09 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 11, 2015 07:07 PM (GDulk)
Almond flour, arrowroot flour and psyllium husk powder (for 'chew'). Along with yeast, water, honey, apple cider vinegar, olive oil and egg white. It's rising now.
We shall see.
Posted by: Tami at March 11, 2015 07:10 PM (v0/PR)
Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2015 07:10 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 11, 2015 07:08 PM (6n332)
Blame Disney & Mickey Mouse
Posted by: MikeH at March 11, 2015 07:10 PM (DNTer)
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In other news--the heirs of a crazy homeless man who used to spout gibberish at Baum on street corners are suing the heirs of Baum at the conclusion of their successful suing of Lucas.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 07:11 PM (VAsIq)
Ace, loved your take-down of Robin Thicke copying Marvin Gayes stuff a
while back. Copyright laws need to be fixed. This life of the author
plus 70years is b.s. I would say 30 years post initial publishing.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 11, 2015 07:08 PM (6n332)
The Mickey Mouse law. Every time the copy right is ready to end on that rat turd Disney donates some more money and the law is extended another 25 or 50 years. We have the worst copyright laws in the wortld now.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 11, 2015 07:11 PM (wlDny)
Was it Krugman or Friedman who was all yeah yeah China's awful whatevs but look what they can get done!
Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at March 11, 2015 07:11 PM (IrByp)
Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2015 07:12 PM (sdi6R)
powder (for 'chew'). Along with yeast, water, honey, apple cider
vinegar, olive oil and egg white. It's rising now.
We shall see.
Posted by: Tami at March 11, 2015 07:10 PM (v0/PR)
Is cauliflower in that diet? I saw The Kitchen on Food Network do a pizza crust using it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 07:12 PM (FsuaD)
>>Obama is turning this country into a caudillo.
Pretty sure that's racist.
Posted by: Y-not at March 11, 2015 07:03 PM (9BRsg)
I had to look it up. That is a term referring to a South American dictator.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 11, 2015 07:12 PM (wlDny)
both things happened a few weeks after i signed, using my military e-mail info.
coincidence?
yeah, right.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 11, 2015 07:12 PM (pZtrP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 07:12 PM (FsuaD)
I've made a pizza before using cauliflower for crust. It wasn't bad.
Posted by: Tami at March 11, 2015 07:13 PM (v0/PR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 07:13 PM (FsuaD)
I thought Ace wrote that Thicke dug up Gaye's corpse, sodomized it, and filmed it.
And if I recall correctly, they didn't just copy the style. They brazenly ripped off "Trouble Man", and a couple of others.
Posted by: Pastafarian at March 11, 2015 07:13 PM (pCf+a)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 11, 2015 07:13 PM (5fXFG)
I don't remember if her money came from Microsoft or Facebook or whatever but she's a big Dem donor so she gets what she wants.
How many times has The Mouse come up against the copyright/trademark running out only to be extended?
Posted by: Weird Flunky at March 11, 2015 07:14 PM (lVyTm)
Posted by: Soothie at March 11, 2015 07:14 PM (okr/5)
Posted by: Ted K. at March 11, 2015 07:14 PM (vggcB)
Posted by: comrade willow at March 11, 2015 07:14 PM (nqBYe)
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But did you see Alan Thicke's fake Canadian kids' show on How I Met Your Mother? Hilarious.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 07:14 PM (VAsIq)
Even that doesn't bother me as much as making all changes retroactive and automatic.
They're changing the terms of the original contract between the public and creator with no compensation to the public.
Nor does every copyrighted work have a wealthy estate to keep it around. The changes benefit the Disneycorps while losing lesser works to posterity.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 11, 2015 07:14 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Garrett at March 11, 2015 07:15 PM (ibiGH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 11, 2015 07:15 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 11, 2015 07:12 PM (pZtrP)
I wouldn't touch that thing with a 10 foot pole.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundred_Flowers_Campaign
Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2015 07:15 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Pon Raul at March 11, 2015 07:16 PM (VAsIq)
Nah. I don't watch TV. I could use a laugh so maybe I'll check it out. Thanks
Posted by: L, Elle at March 11, 2015 07:16 PM (5fXFG)
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Well, I've got one of those if you ever need it.
Posted by: Sum Hung Gai at March 11, 2015 07:17 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Garrett at March 11, 2015 07:17 PM (ibiGH)
Posted by: gm at March 11, 2015 07:17 PM (K0tm3)
Posted by: Dnar at March 11, 2015 07:17 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: Dnar at March 11, 2015 07:18 PM (GuwT9)
More questions arise as suspect in murder of prominent Putin critic claims he was "tortured," forced to confess:
http://t.co/utZYpXRb9P
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 11, 2015 07:18 PM (ZPrif)
Don't ascribe any nobility to them, there isn't any.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 11, 2015 07:18 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: gm at March 11, 2015 07:18 PM (K0tm3)
Posted by: Dnar
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*waggles eyebrows crazily*
I thought you weren't talking to me!
And, of course I'll buy all the silver dimes you have.
Posted by: Pon Raul at March 11, 2015 07:18 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Weird Flunky at March 11, 2015 07:07 PM (lVyTm)
I think it's a burrito with a dill pickle in it.
Posted by: Country Singer at March 11, 2015 07:19 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at March 11, 2015 07:11 PM (IrByp)
Friedman.
No mention of whether Chinese trains run on time.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 11, 2015 07:19 PM (oKE6c)
Nothing like feeling helpless against this insanity.
maybe i'll take a break for a few days.
bbl
Posted by: comrade willow at March 11, 2015 07:20 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Barack O'Biden at March 11, 2015 07:20 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Country Singer at March 11, 2015 07:19 PM (nL0sw)
For pregnant Mexicans, wth?
Posted by: weirdflunky at March 11, 2015 07:20 PM (lVyTm)
Posted by: Mistress Overdone at March 11, 2015 07:21 PM (2/oBD)
Posted by: Barack O'Biden at March 11, 2015 07:21 PM (VAsIq)
I imagined it with a tennis ball stuck to the end.
Posted by: mugiwara at March 11, 2015 07:21 PM (3a584)
Posted by: Barack O'Biden at March 11, 2015 07:22 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: bossy barbara at March 11, 2015 07:23 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at March 11, 2015 07:07 PM (IrByp)>>>
How many of them voted to affirm Obama's usurpation of legislative authority in CRomnibus and the DHS funding bill? How many of them will vote to confirm Lynch?
Posted by: gm at March 11, 2015 07:24 PM (K0tm3)
Posted by: Mistress Overdone at March 11, 2015 07:24 PM (2/oBD)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 07:24 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 11, 2015 07:24 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: freaked at March 11, 2015 07:24 PM (JdEZJ)
Thicke attempted to do himself a favor by showcasing that songs can be stitched together with ease. On the witness stand, he sang a medley of U2's "With or Without You," the Beatles' "Let It Be and Michael Jackson's "Man in the Mirror."
Next, the death penalty phase of the trial......
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 11, 2015 07:24 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 11, 2015 07:24 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2015 07:24 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Eromero at March 11, 2015 07:26 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 07:27 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: freaked at March 11, 2015 07:27 PM (JdEZJ)
You know what a Hillary Clinton presidency? Imagine the rubberized foot of a walker stomping on a human face, forever.
*snort*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 11, 2015 07:27 PM (ynQIy)
Why do we pay millions to Marvin Gaye's children. They don't have any talent. What are we incentivizing?
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 11, 2015 07:27 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Hillary(!) at March 11, 2015 07:28 PM (VAsIq)
Imagine the rubberized foot of a walker stomping on a human face, forever.
Anyone else notice that Ace is conjuring up Monty Python-esque cartoons?
Posted by: Soothie at March 11, 2015 07:28 PM (okr/5)
Posted by: JROD at March 11, 2015 07:28 PM (wnwJC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 07:28 PM (FsuaD)
What are we incentivizing?
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 11, 2015 07:27 PM (ZPrif)
Lawyers gotta law.
Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2015 07:29 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: freaked at March 11, 2015 07:29 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2015 07:29 PM (WLeoI)
I'm new here. F**k them A-holes, let them sue the piss out of each over
over music. Blurred Lines, the payoff is Emily Ratsajakowki (whatever
her name is), her bewbies in Gone Girl were the payoff of watching that
scary assed movie. I'm glad to have distanced myself from the dirty
mattress whore thread long legged 6'-0" blonde whore thread (and dirty
mattresses). Ketel 1 for the win!!!!! What was that thread about
again???
Posted by: JROD at March 11, 2015 07:28 PM (wnwJC)
Welcome, again. Don't hold back!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 07:30 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 07:30 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: JROD at March 11, 2015 07:30 PM (wnwJC)
Pachabel's family got rolled.
Posted by: Garrett at March 11, 2015 07:15 PM (ibiGH)
Perfect time to link the classic Pachabel rant.....
http://tinyurl.com/4y4zshq
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 11, 2015 07:30 PM (ynQIy)
Posted by: Bill Shakespeare at March 11, 2015 07:30 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 07:30 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Monty Python at March 11, 2015 07:30 PM (okr/5)
Posted by: JROD at March 11, 2015 07:28 PM (wnwJC)
Kaboom cereal. It's trauma all the way down.
Posted by: weirdflunky at March 11, 2015 07:31 PM (lVyTm)
Salmon patties are women food. Like quiche.
Posted by: Monty Python at March 11, 2015 07:31 PM (okr/5)
I was a t Hole Foods yesterday and perused the fish. Salmon for $13.50/lb!
I'd have to spend at least $15 for a piece of fish to satisfy me??
Posted by: Monty Python at March 11, 2015 07:33 PM (okr/5)
Click the link, morons.
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 11, 2015 07:33 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: freaked at March 11, 2015 07:33 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at March 11, 2015 07:34 PM (okr/5)
Posted by: Huma at March 11, 2015 07:34 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 11, 2015 07:34 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 11, 2015 07:34 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Hillary Rodham-Rodham at March 11, 2015 07:35 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: Hillary Rodham-Rodham
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Did someone say my name?
Posted by: Brack Obama at March 11, 2015 07:36 PM (VAsIq)
Ok,I have never needed Penicillin, though i have had that metal swab down the end of my pecker (ouch)!!!! You have your eye on me, evil woman!!!! Seset Jesus, cut me some slack!!!! God Bless You!
Posted by: JROD at March 11, 2015 07:37 PM (wnwJC)
1. I dunno; that's a good trivia question.
2. speaking of dollars, was there a major adjustment for the value of a dollar in the early 1900's?
Because when I watch old Westerns, the dollar amounts they toss around for a few things seem really high. For instance, the pots in a poker game.
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at March 11, 2015 07:37 PM (okr/5)
Has there every been a war between two countries that had a common currency?
Posted by: toby928(C)
US Panama invasion. Panama uses the dollar too.
Got that without googling. Whoop whoop!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 11, 2015 07:37 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Grandma Cankles at March 11, 2015 07:37 PM (Q819Q)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 11, 2015 07:38 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Golfman - We Have No Hill at March 11, 2015 07:38 PM (48QDY)
not our kind dear people warned about ohhh going on 8 years now.
Heh, THIS.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2015 07:38 PM (bdqzU)
US and Great Britain in the War of Independence, I should think. Also the American Civil War, at least before the Confederacy started printing their own.
As far as a non-rebellion/non-civil war situation, I would think not, one of the tenants of being a nation is to have your own currency. That is why the weird EU is weird.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 11, 2015 07:38 PM (wt/Oq)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 11, 2015 07:39 PM (rwI+c)
Bravo, sir. Sometimes the only thing that can mitigate the gloom is humor. Although I'd settle for Hillary falling off a cliff.
Posted by: Larry Summers at March 11, 2015 07:40 PM (xrURQ)
Civil War?
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at March 11, 2015 07:40 PM (okr/5)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 11, 2015 07:34 PM (rwI+c)
American Revolution... Dollar was not created till 1786...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 11, 2015 07:40 PM (qh617)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 11, 2015 07:40 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: bossy barbara at March 11, 2015 07:41 PM (F2IAQ)
Oh wow. According to Wiki, a Caudillo is a duck-billed relative of the armadillo found in swamps. The shell is waterproof. Lots of caulk.
Meat eater. Poisonous. Deadly.
Okay, I might have exaggerated about the bill.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 11, 2015 07:41 PM (ynQIy)
Civil War?
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at March 11, 2015 07:40 PM (okr/5)
Nope... South had its own money...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 11, 2015 07:41 PM (qh617)
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Two countries having a common currency means that at least one of the countries doesn't have a currency of its own.
Prior to the EU, that wasn't exactly a common thing - at least in areas that were even remotely civilized.
Posted by: junior at March 11, 2015 07:41 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: JROD at March 11, 2015 07:41 PM (wnwJC)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 11, 2015 07:41 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2015 07:24 PM (sdi6R)
Satan
Posted by: Jimmy Page at March 11, 2015 07:41 PM (0Ew3K)
Oh wow. According to Wiki, a Caudillo is a duck-billed relative of the armadillo found in swamps. The shell is waterproof. Lots of caulk.
Meat eater. Poisonous. Deadly.
Okay, I might have exaggerated about the bill.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 11, 2015 07:41 PM (ynQIy)
and its the Peruvian National Bird.....
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 11, 2015 07:42 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Queen Barry I at March 11, 2015 07:42 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: Reggie at March 11, 2015 07:43 PM (VAsIq)
It's fun leaving those hanging curves for Teh Horde to swing at.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 11, 2015 07:43 PM (ynQIy)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2015 07:43 PM (KNw+7)
better suited to our polarized times than it is a story of how Obama
realized that a second-term president in an era of gridlock doesn't need
to be politically successful to put his stamp on major policy arenas...he just needs to let go of any principled concerns about what a
president can and cannot do.
This assumes he had any principled concerns about presidential powers to begin with, but otherwise, yes.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2015 07:43 PM (bdqzU)
Any kin to SMOD?
Posted by: Golfman - We Have No Hill at March 11, 2015 07:38 PM (48QDY)
Joo Ray Of Death?
Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2015 07:44 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 07:44 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: LeBron Horowitz at March 11, 2015 07:44 PM (2DVgX)
... and then I looked and saw that I was an idiot.
There are quite a few:
http://tinyurl.com/oup6qta
Mea Culpa.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 11, 2015 07:45 PM (wt/Oq)
This assumes he had any principled concerns about presidential powers to begin with, but otherwise, yes.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2015 07:43 PM (bdqzU)
As I've observed before... there are TWO reasons to study something...
1. to support it, make it, admire it...
2. to destroy it
Obama, the Constitutional Scholar, takes door number 2...
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 11, 2015 07:46 PM (qh617)
130 It's fun leaving those hanging curves...
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Is that a swing at Hillary(!)?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 07:44 PM (VAsIq)
No... Bills the Swinger....
Posted by: BB Wolf at March 11, 2015 07:46 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 07:47 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Just some guy at March 11, 2015 07:48 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 07:50 PM (mx5oN)
http://tinyurl.com/oup6qta
It's kind of fascinating to me that Kenya isn't at least pegged to the pound sterling.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Big Gay Boat Tours at March 11, 2015 07:51 PM (Q819Q)
Posted by: JROD at March 11, 2015 07:53 PM (wnwJC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 11, 2015 07:53 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Germany at March 11, 2015 07:54 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 11, 2015 07:53 PM (W5DcG)
Ewwww.... you make me soooooo angry....
I am NOT Gay....
Get him... Klepton!
Posted by: Marvin the Heterosexual Martian at March 11, 2015 07:55 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Germany
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It's Greek to me!
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 07:55 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 07:50 PM (mx5oN)
I just looked them up. Oh yeah...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 11, 2015 07:56 PM (FMbng)
A day after Hillary Clinton's explanation of her use of a private email
account while secretary of state, a State Department watchdog reported
that only a fraction of the department's emails have been preserved. The
Inspector General's report says that of the 1 billion emails sent by State Department employees in 2011, just over 61,000 were kept.
OIG report: http://tinyurl.com/o8gwwlh
Posted by: Tami at March 11, 2015 07:56 PM (v0/PR)
Yes. Very Much so. I meant to say it is not a movie in the current talky, bullcrap sense. The main character does not spend the entire movie talking about his feelings. He does not rage against the existential pain of loss... Well, he does, in that he shoots a lot of Russian mobsters in the face.
It is a very stripped down movie with a very simple plot and structure. It is well done enough that it kind of points and laughs at a lot of current action movies that try to be so much more complex.
This should go without saying, but it is not for kiddies or those who dislike blood and violence. Still a very good movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 11, 2015 07:56 PM (wt/Oq)
Posted by: Hillary(!) at March 11, 2015 07:57 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2015 07:57 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 07:57 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 11, 2015 07:57 PM (OQjlM)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2015 07:58 PM (bdqzU)
Posted by: Hillary(!) at March 11, 2015 07:58 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Fritz at March 11, 2015 07:58 PM (dVmLD)
Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2015 07:58 PM (WLeoI)
Has there every been a war between two countries that had a common currency?
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 11, 2015 07:34 PM (rwI+c)"
Back in the 17th century pretty much everybody used Spanish dollars from the silver mines in Peru so, yeah.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 11, 2015 07:59 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: Tami
What difference, at this point, does it make!?
Posted by: Hillary(!) at March 11, 2015 07:57 PM (VAsIq)
really, that is all just racist bullshit. oh, wait, sexist bullshit, that's the ticket. it's just another skirmish in the War on Women!
Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2015 07:59 PM (EgOr3)
Meanwhile, over at the Gawker Empire of Evil:
The 14 Most Loathsome Figures Of The Second World War
George Dvorsky
4/5) Generals Iwane Matsui and Hisao Tani, The Butchers of Nanking
6) Air Marshal Arthur Harris
7) General Curtis LeMay
Oskar Dirlewanger, SS Special Commandohttp://tinyurl.com/lf4bm94
Oh Gawker, how we shall merrily dance on your grave.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 11, 2015 07:59 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 11, 2015 07:59 PM (OQjlM)
I am impressed at Keanu's Reeves' continued ability to select films that cater to his limited emotional range.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2015 08:00 PM (bdqzU)
As true as the day is long. Not only have they taken sides, but they are content to act as lap-warmers for the Elitists who think they can continue to expand the reach of the State.
Posted by: Colonel Haiku at March 11, 2015 08:00 PM (Y8JQ4)
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*war whoops in agreement*
Posted by: High Cheeks Ruffled Feathers at March 11, 2015 08:01 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 11, 2015 08:01 PM (MIgI0)
The rest of the album however... Dead to freaking rights.
As it pertains to the one song... I don't like it. Generally... Yeah, they weren't doing enough heavy lifting to get sole credit.
Posted by: Patrick J. at March 11, 2015 08:02 PM (ufEXd)
Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2015 08:02 PM (WLeoI)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 11, 2015 08:02 PM (OQjlM)
Posted by: Marvin the paranoid homosexuale at March 11, 2015 08:03 PM (xrURQ)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2015 08:00 PM (bdqzU)
"A man's got to know his limitations..."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 11, 2015 08:03 PM (wt/Oq)
Posted by: Guy who doesn't like this saying at March 11, 2015 08:03 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Longbranch 303 at March 11, 2015 08:03 PM (3g/a8)
Boy, I sure am glad Prince's boyfriend's poop can't sue!
Posted by: Trent Reznor at March 11, 2015 08:04 PM (Q819Q)
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So...it's 24 hours true?
Posted by: Guy who doesn't like this saying at March 11, 2015 08:03 PM (VAsIq)
It won't be true tomorrow?
Posted by: Big Bad Wolf at March 11, 2015 08:04 PM (qh617)
Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2015 08:05 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2015 08:00 PM (bdqzU)
I really liked him in Bill and Ted's excellent adventure.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 11, 2015 08:06 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 11, 2015 08:07 PM (OQjlM)
Global warming eleventy!!!!!!
It's science. Trust me on this.
Posted by: weird flunky at March 11, 2015 08:08 PM (lVyTm)
Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2015 08:08 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 11, 2015 08:08 PM (MIgI0)
Thanks guys.
Oh BTW I agree. The SCOAMF is turning the place into a caudillo.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at March 11, 2015 08:08 PM (cCxiu)
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No joking, I re-watch that film every year.
And the sequel.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 08:09 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 11, 2015 08:09 PM (OQjlM)
Posted by: Paul Moore at March 11, 2015 07:08 PM (s0anC)
So Tolkien estate can sue JK Rowling now? And Homer can sue Tolkien. And round and round we go...
Posted by: LizLem at March 11, 2015 08:09 PM (yRwC8)
Reading some of our comments is punishment enough for our duplicaticity.
Posted by: DaveA at March 11, 2015 08:10 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 11, 2015 08:10 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 11, 2015 08:10 PM (OQjlM)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 08:10 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 11, 2015 08:11 PM (OQjlM)
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...women's boobies.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 08:11 PM (VAsIq)
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No joking, I re-watch that film every year.
And the sequel.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 08:09 PM (VAsIq)
They melvined me.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 08:13 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 08:13 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 11, 2015 08:13 PM (OQjlM)
Posted by: Insomniac
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There's just something about mugging people in order to gain an audience with God that tickles my funny bone.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 08:13 PM (VAsIq)
saffron rice (his favorite) and a delicious salad with homemade
dressing.
That's sounds really good!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2015 08:14 PM (bdqzU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 08:14 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: AL SHARPTON at March 11, 2015 08:14 PM (+1T7c)
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/isle-of-gaia
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 11, 2015 08:14 PM (MIgI0)
Posted by: JROD at March 11, 2015 08:14 PM (wnwJC)
Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2015 08:14 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2015 08:14 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 11, 2015 08:10 PM (OQjlM)
It started off OK then went full retard with the feminist bullshit and portraying gun owning preppers who mistrust the government as psychotic sadists.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 08:15 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: LizLem at March 11, 2015 08:16 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2015 08:16 PM (bdqzU)
Posted by: AL SHARPTON at March 11, 2015 08:14 PM (+1T7c)
I know, right?
Posted by: Moron whose entire gun collection was lost in a canoe accident at March 11, 2015 08:16 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2015 08:14 PM (bdqzU)
It was. (He grudgingly admitted.) He just saw the bill for installing a new wall oven.
F*cking dead oven was manufactured in 1989. Jeeze. Need. New.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 08:16 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Owl at March 11, 2015 08:17 PM (VAsIq)
I would personally like to see a law setting patent and copyright protection to an equal period. There are plenty of monied interests that push to keep patent protection to a shorter period. It would be in keeping with the spirit of the Constitution to pit those interests against the interests that keep copyright protection so absurdly long.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 11, 2015 08:17 PM (KDbAT)
D'oh!!!! It's been simply ages. {waves wildly, blows kisses}
Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2015 08:14 PM (EgOr3)
*waves and blows wild kisses back!!*
(shut up, morons)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 08:18 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 11, 2015 08:18 PM (OQjlM)
Longmire, PI.
I mean, man, is there a lot of crime where he lives. Wyoming?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... waiting for spring at March 11, 2015 08:18 PM (+1T7c)
the dems will probably just run somebody who is even harder to the left...and the media will do every thing it can do to help
we all know how THAT turned out last time
Posted by: who the fuck is william t. santiago at March 11, 2015 08:18 PM (7A/Jm)
Posted by: Insomniac
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There's just something about mugging people in order to gain an audience with God that tickles my funny bone.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 08:13 PM (VAsIq)
The riffing on Ingmar Bergman's The Seventh Seal was pretty clever and funny.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 08:18 PM (mx5oN)
portraying gun owning preppers who mistrust the government as psychotic
sadists.
Yeah, the prepper dude having scribbled "IRS" over his target for target practice was nice touch (in heavy handed "lookee, he's a teatard!!" kind of way).
Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2015 08:19 PM (bdqzU)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... waiting for spring at March 11, 2015 08:18 PM (+1T7c)
You Baaaa there is...
Posted by: Wyoming Sheep at March 11, 2015 08:19 PM (DNTer)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 08:14 PM (FsuaD)
Soon. (TM)
Posted by: Bigger Owlet at March 11, 2015 08:19 PM (0NdlF)
(shut up, morons)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
We wasn't gonna say nuthin'!
We was just gonna watch.
Posted by: 'Rons at March 11, 2015 08:20 PM (VAsIq)
I liked John Wick tho I did have problems with the puppy scene. He was so damn cute.
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 11, 2015 08:20 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Chauncy Gardner at March 11, 2015 08:21 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Bigger Owlet at March 11, 2015 08:19 PM (0NdlF)
F*ck you. I'm too big now. And Mom loves me more.
Posted by: Littler Owlet at March 11, 2015 08:21 PM (FsuaD)
Yep. They also took a heavy-handed swipe at self-defense laws where he takes a warning shot at Longmire and says "I'm standing my ground!"
Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 08:21 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 08:14 PM (FsuaD)
Soon. (TM)
Posted by: Bigger Owlet at March 11, 2015 08:19 PM (0NdlF)
Can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs
Posted by: Martha Stewart at March 11, 2015 08:21 PM (DNTer)
(shut up, morons)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 08:18 PM (FsuaD)
::: grabs popcorn :::
Hey, anyone got the soundtrack from Boogie Nights?
Would you mind cranking it up a bit? Turn up the bass a little too if you don't mind.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 11, 2015 08:21 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 08:23 PM (FsuaD)
6) Air Marshal Arthur Harris
7) General Curtis LeMay
Oskar Dirlewanger, SS Special Commando
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Harris and LeMay score higher than one of the men personally responsible for brutally suppressing the Warsaw Uprising.
/facepalm
Posted by: junior at March 11, 2015 08:23 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 08:23 PM (VAsIq)
*throat punch*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 08:23 PM (FsuaD)
Oh boy, this is gonna be great!
*swipes Bannion's popcorn*
Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2015 08:23 PM (mx5oN)
*throat punch*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 08:23 PM (FsuaD)
::: replaces kevlar throat insert with fresh one :::
C'mon Jane. Enough. Get freaky already.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 11, 2015 08:24 PM (V+kmg)
*Furiously starts typing AoS fanfic*
Posted by: Creepy Moron in teh Barrel at March 11, 2015 08:24 PM (yRwC8)
We was just gonna watch.
Posted by: 'Rons at March 11, 2015 08:20 PM (VAsIq)
So, you have the Platinum AoS Membership Package? I know that fuckin' Bannion doesn't, which is okay because nothing could top his own imagination.
Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2015 08:24 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 08:25 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2015 08:24 PM
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 11, 2015 08:25 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 11, 2015 08:25 PM (MIgI0)
Posted by: Guy who wrote the Bible at March 11, 2015 08:25 PM (W5DcG)
Ross Douthat discusses what few others in the establishment media will: Obama is turning this country into a caudillo.
That part is on him.
The part where we are letting this happen without even an insistence of a debate about it?
That's on us.
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Never lose a chess match if you just tip the board over any time you are in trouble.
Posted by: Dave S. at March 11, 2015 08:25 PM (UvR6d)
He can't get the images out of his head. His mom, telling our son as he was heading off to his duty station with the Marines, on Okinawa, "Just remember, the Japanese are SO MUCH MORE CIVILIZED AND POLITE THAN WE ARE."
He wants to "urge" his liberal mom to read the book. Will never happen.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 08:26 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Peaches
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I got your platinum package right here!
*grabs (pathetic, steroid-shriveled) crotch*
Posted by: Douche from Jersey at March 11, 2015 08:26 PM (VAsIq)
I liked it too.
one thing that annoyed me though was that he claims in the film that the Mustang is a Boss 429 and it is not. They didn't even bother dressing it up to make it look like a fake Boss 429.
but he makes up for it by killing everyone.
some mood music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW0A3J0S3bY
Posted by: rich@gmu at March 11, 2015 08:27 PM (OjnNr)
Posted by: Guy who wrote the Bible
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I'm suing this guy.
Posted by: Guy who dictated the Bible at March 11, 2015 08:27 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: otho at March 11, 2015 08:28 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: C.S. Lewis at March 11, 2015 08:29 PM (OQjlM)
*sends out secret message to alexthechick for release of the Ravage*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 08:29 PM (FsuaD)
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Yeah, that guy used a LOT of my works without attribution.
Posted by: Isaiah at March 11, 2015 08:29 PM (VAsIq)
Would you mind cranking it up a bit? Turn up the bass a little too if you don't mind.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 11, 2015 08:21 PM (V+kmg)
Done: http://tinyurl.com/o4c7g6h
Posted by: Country Singer at March 11, 2015 08:30 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
*Bannion changes to secret massage from alexthechick*
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 08:30 PM (VAsIq)
She's over 90, now. So I've reached a "don't give a shit anymore" point.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 08:30 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 08:29 PM (FsuaD)
Oh! Look! It appears someone left the Raptor paddock unlocked.
Whatever shall we do!??!
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 11, 2015 08:31 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 08:31 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 11, 2015 08:31 PM (4gN5w)
I am suing the estate of Cecil B. Demille for copyright infringement.
Posted by: Guy who wrote the Bible
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I'm suing this guy.
Posted by: Guy who dictated the Bible at March 11, 2015 08:27 PM (VAsIq)
Granted, I never talk about it, but that book gives me credibility somehow. So I'm suing you. And by the way, I look all around this room and see nothing but potential. You have potential! You have...oh, boy.
Posted by: Joel Osteen at March 11, 2015 08:31 PM (yxw0r)
i liked Johnny Mnemonic
Posted by: rich@gmu at March 11, 2015 08:31 PM (OjnNr)
Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2015 08:32 PM (EgOr3)
Am I not getting a joke here?
A caudillo is a person, TFG is acting as a caudillo, not is turning this country into a caudillo.
Posted by: DaveA at March 11, 2015 08:32 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 11, 2015 08:32 PM (/WPPJ)
Is this a case in which the lawyers are the ones getting busy, and the artists just shrug and continue on, business as usual? What about the Gaye case and the Petty case differ?
Posted by: LizLem at March 11, 2015 08:32 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 08:33 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Homer Simpson at March 11, 2015 08:33 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: rich@gmu
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My sister was finishing up her student-teaching before getting certified to teach elementary school, and she asked me if Johnny Mnemonic was a good movie for kids to learn about memorizing facts.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 08:33 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 11, 2015 08:33 PM (4gN5w)
Posted by: filbert at March 11, 2015 08:33 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: Homer Simpson at March 11, 2015 08:33 PM (cCxiu)
Just put away your Pulitzer while you do it!
Posted by: Lisa Simpson at March 11, 2015 08:34 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 08:35 PM (VAsIq)
amirite?
Posted by: Badda Bing at March 11, 2015 08:36 PM (JgQLj)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 08:36 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: LizLem
That Sam Smith was singing a love song about a dude, so: Brave, Courageous, Historic First, etc.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at March 11, 2015 08:36 PM (GuwT9)
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Yeah, tell me about it. What Dirlewanger and Kaminski did in Warsaw was so awful that even Hitler got upset about it. But nope. The Allied air campaign over Europe was totes bad!
Even worse, that ignores the fact that the Americans (i.e. Curtis) were attempting precision daylight bombing - i.e. attempting to limit the damage to targets directly connected to the Axis war effort.
Posted by: junior at March 11, 2015 08:37 PM (UWFpX)
A caudillo is a person, TFG is acting as a caudillo, not is turning this country into a caudillo.
Posted by: DaveA
Ace never lets things like accepted definitions hold back his creativity.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 11, 2015 08:37 PM (XvsbD)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 08:37 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 08:38 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 11, 2015 08:37 PM (XvsbD)
Pretty sure he almost exclusively thinks in Francais now and just half-assed translates for the posts.
Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2015 08:38 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: junior
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*covers ears*
Lahlahlahlahlah I can't hear you lalahlahlah
Posted by: Leftist Educators at March 11, 2015 08:38 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Walter Duranty at March 11, 2015 08:39 PM (GuwT9)
A caudillo is a person, TFG is acting as a caudillo, not is turning this country into a caudillo.
Posted by: DaveA
I think he meant armadillo. That makes more sense.
Posted by: Badda Bing at March 11, 2015 08:39 PM (JgQLj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 08:40 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: rich@gmu at March 11, 2015 08:40 PM (OjnNr)
not caudillo
My old HS Spanish made relevant by the GOPe.
Posted by: DaveA at March 11, 2015 08:40 PM (DL2i+)
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Oh, Walter! I've got some Ukrainians that say they want to have a chat with you. Something about, uh...
Holograms?
Hold my door?
Sorry... give me a moment... I'm having trouble making out what they're saying.
Posted by: junior at March 11, 2015 08:40 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2015 08:41 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: If Ace Had Spokespeople like Obama has spokespeople at March 11, 2015 08:41 PM (VAsIq)
Cheap, efficient, less painful. Problems?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 08:40 PM (FsuaD)
Nope. Especially since Libs are going after Cap punishment by going after the drugs used. So bullets.
Posted by: Badda Bing at March 11, 2015 08:41 PM (JgQLj)
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I like them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySGSb3pCUEM
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 08:42 PM (VAsIq)
*cold, hard, stare at Bannion*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 08:33 PM (FsuaD)
This will be a nudist colony, yes?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 11, 2015 08:42 PM (V+kmg)
This will be a nudist colony, yes?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 11, 2015 08:42 PM (V+kmg)
For the male nudists, you'll be relegated to the all male colony.
Heh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 08:43 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 11, 2015 08:44 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 11, 2015 08:44 PM (JO9+V)
*cold, hard, stare at Bannion*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 08:33 PM (FsuaD)
This will be a nudist colony, yes?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 11, 2015 08:42 PM (V+kmg)
One certainly hopes so and how do we hack into the security cameras?
Posted by: Badda Bing at March 11, 2015 08:44 PM (JgQLj)
Heh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Heh.
Posted by: Reggie at March 11, 2015 08:44 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Badda Bing
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Don't worry, Jane D'oh, I'll host the security on my private servers.
Posted by: Hillary(!) at March 11, 2015 08:45 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Badda Bing at March 11, 2015 08:44 PM (JgQLj)
In St. Lucia, security cameras hack you.
Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2015 08:45 PM (EgOr3)
Heh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Heh.
Posted by: Reggie at March 11, 2015 08:44 PM (VAsIq)
Id like to open a day care on that island.
Posted by: Harry Reid at March 11, 2015 08:45 PM (JgQLj)
Posted by: Surfer Dude at March 11, 2015 08:46 PM (VAsIq)
271: Jane, isn't that how they got rid of Gary Gilmore? He aint complaining
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 11, 2015 08:44 PM (ucDmr)
It's the least painful, more humane of exterminating assholes. Personally, I'd go for the bullet.
Cheaper, too.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 08:46 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: pandelume at March 11, 2015 08:46 PM (WpLYD)
Posted by: Count de Monet
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The ocean, brah.
*hang loose*
Posted by: Surfer Dude
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I'm suing the ocean.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 08:46 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Badda Bing at March 11, 2015 08:44 PM (JgQLj)
I left the back door open IYKWIMAITTYD
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 11, 2015 08:46 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Harry Reid at March 11, 2015 08:47 PM (JgQLj)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 11, 2015 08:47 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 08:48 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 11, 2015 08:46 PM (V+kmg)
Never really suspected that was the way you rolled, Bannion . . .
Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2015 08:48 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Badda Bing at March 11, 2015 08:48 PM (JgQLj)
Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2015 08:45 PM (EgOr3)
Peaches, on D'oh Ville on St. Lucia, if you'll accept the job, you'll be in charge of security cameras. And you can do anything else you want to do.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 08:48 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Johnny Cash at March 11, 2015 08:48 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 11, 2015 08:49 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Harry Reid at March 11, 2015 08:47 PM (JgQLj)
keep your filthy fluids away from me, bub. plus, being all unemployed and shit, I started without you guys. all done now, on to the food portion of the evening . . . mmmmmmm, girl scout cookies
Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2015 08:49 PM (EgOr3)
they executed someone in 2010 by firing squad.
Posted by: rich@gmu at March 11, 2015 08:49 PM (OjnNr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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WooHoo!
Posted by: Drone Pilot, practicing piloting one-handed at March 11, 2015 08:50 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 08:48 PM (VAsIq)
AKA, bragging rights for all!
Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2015 08:50 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Three Witches (Hillary, Elizabeth, and Valerie) at March 11, 2015 08:50 PM (c+Y7q)
Posted by: Sam Haysom at March 11, 2015 08:50 PM (UtEx8)
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Wait. *Girl* scouts? Never mind.
Posted by: The Honorable Harry Reid at March 11, 2015 08:51 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at March 11, 2015 08:51 PM (KuU4f)
Some idiot liberal death penalty opponents immediately began squeaking and beeping about how it's cruel and unusual punishment, and inhumane, because the squad might miss the heart, and the condemned killer might then experience pain while expiring from the not instantly lethal injuries.
Last time that actually happened? 1875 or some such thing.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 11, 2015 08:52 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Badda Bing at March 11, 2015 08:52 PM (JgQLj)
Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2015 08:48 PM (EgOr3)
There's a lot of things you don't know about me, Peaches.
Like, would you believe at this very moment I am leading 800 Tyrolean Ski Troopers on a covert mission to return Darrell Revis to the Patriots?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 11, 2015 08:52 PM (V+kmg)
Use a tank. Better yet use three tanks.
Posted by: freaked at March 11, 2015 08:53 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 11, 2015 08:52 PM (V+kmg)
Hey! I was gonna say that!
Posted by: Brian Williams at March 11, 2015 08:54 PM (JgQLj)
Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2015 08:54 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 11, 2015 08:37 PM (XvsbD)
***
Be careful how you criticize ace. You could end up banned.
Posted by: I said something wrong now I long for yesterday at March 11, 2015 08:54 PM (FviSe)
Posted by: wooga at March 11, 2015 08:54 PM (bFJiu)
Posted by: Rachel Corey at March 11, 2015 08:54 PM (EgOr3)
Oh God.
Then that means the tennis balls...
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 11, 2015 08:54 PM (sH832)
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Oh, man, missed the heart again! Can't believe how many times I've barely winged him today!
Posted by: Executioner Shooting a Child Rapist and Murderer at March 11, 2015 08:55 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2015 08:54 PM (EgOr3)
See, if Dennard and Logan weren't the next men up, I'd probably agree with you.
But they are, so I don't.
Now....lemme see....where did I put those anti-tank missiles??
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 11, 2015 08:55 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 11, 2015 08:55 PM (zOTsN)
The government usually wins in the end, because they are willing to have people murdered/beaten/put_in_cages, over what they want to do, but anti-government people usually don't go that far.
Posted by: DocMerlin at March 11, 2015 08:55 PM (v/AZT)
Caudillismo.
Gary Gilmore, whose hot lead injection broke a long spell of no executions in the US. ("Let's do this")
WhatTF is Gawker, and why would anyone care what their delusional, morally imbecilic views of WWII figures might be? Right - commanders of Allied forces attempting to defeat the Axis powers as quickly as possible so as to stop the systematic, genocidal mayhem and murder being committed by the Axis powers (well, not Italy so much) were ...... comparable to the Axis commanders deliberately violating all laws of war (not even to gain military advantage, just to pursue their own insane evil doctrines).
Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2015 08:55 PM (afQnV)
You might say Ace does whatever besuits him on the occasion.
Posted by: Fritz at March 11, 2015 08:56 PM (dVmLD)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 11, 2015 08:56 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: t-bird at March 11, 2015 08:56 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Executioner Shooting a Child Rapist and Murderer at March 11, 2015 08:55 PM (VAsIq)
This might be the coors light talking but that is some funny shit right there!
Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2015 08:57 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Fritz at March 11, 2015 08:56 PM (dVmLD)
My spell check informs me that it's spelled b-i-s-c-u-i-t
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 11, 2015 08:57 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Johnny Cash at March 11, 2015 08:48 PM (VAsIq)
Early one morning, while making the rounds, I took a shot of caudillo and I shot my woman down.
Posted by: Johnny Cash as Willie Lee at March 11, 2015 08:58 PM (bFJiu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2015 08:58 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 11, 2015 08:58 PM (qmT55)
"This post is like a crystal. Perfect in it's combination of points made, truth told and fucks cursed."
Just thought it merited a repeat. Ace's post on the Iran negotiations thing was indeed like crystal.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2015 08:59 PM (afQnV)
and the estate of Marilyn Monroe should sue Madonna,
and the estate of Jeanne Harlow should sue Marilyn Monroe,
and the estate of Mae West should sue Jeanne Harlow
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 11, 2015 08:59 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2015 08:59 PM (EgOr3)
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Gawker is the company that owns pretty much every last one of those "not exactly news" sites that run all the top ten lists/polls/whathaveyou, and post on a wide array of various current topics, while occasionally slipping in the "racist just like Republicans" types of comments.
So it's a good idea to be aware of what they're up to. They've got a very long reach. And they're constantly working to extend it.
Posted by: junior at March 11, 2015 08:59 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 11, 2015 08:59 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at March 11, 2015 09:00 PM (KuU4f)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 11, 2015 09:00 PM (ucDmr)
*raises hand*
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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*raises hand*
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 09:00 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Badda Bing at March 11, 2015 09:01 PM (JgQLj)
Oh God.
Then that means the tennis balls...
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 11, 2015 08:54 PM (sH832)
No, the rubberized foot sans tennis balls. Just that hard rubber boot with the circles on the bottom stomping on a human face forever.
Posted by: cm9000 at March 11, 2015 09:01 PM (8zCR+)
Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2015 09:01 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 11, 2015 09:01 PM (Dth0i)
Posted by: Hillary! at March 11, 2015 09:01 PM (wUFzV)
Posted by: Hillary! at March 11, 2015 09:02 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2015 09:02 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Horschack the executioner at March 11, 2015 09:02 PM (JgQLj)
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*crickets*
Posted by: media at March 11, 2015 09:02 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at March 11, 2015 09:03 PM (Dwehj)
That's 2 separate issues though
Posted by: Kal at March 11, 2015 09:04 PM (rOg3Q)
Or early for the late?
Either way, I heard Carly Fiorino on my local talk radio today. She is a wonderful speaker. She says nothing.
Beware of California Republicans.
just sayin'
Ronald was one in a trillion.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy, unconcerned at March 11, 2015 09:04 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 11, 2015 09:04 PM (XvsbD)
to give me a tongue bath and keep his (or her!) career in 2017?
Is that a new pantsuit? It's gorgeous . . . and so slimming!
Posted by: Peaches at March 11, 2015 09:05 PM (EgOr3)
Or early for the late?
Either way, I heard Carly Fiorino on my local talk radio today. She is a wonderful speaker. She says nothing.
Beware of California Republicans.
just sayin'
Ronald was one in a trillion.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy, unconcerned at March 11, 2015 09:04 PM (KG0mU)
Yeah but does she have her own server?
Posted by: Hillary the IT maven at March 11, 2015 09:05 PM (JgQLj)
Posted by: elevenwing plover at March 11, 2015 09:06 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: elevenwing plover at March 11, 2015 09:06 PM (MDgS
Uhh helloooo
Posted by: Segovia at March 11, 2015 09:07 PM (JgQLj)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 09:07 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: elevenwing plover at March 11, 2015 09:12 PM (MDgS8)
This is why every year 100 random lawyers should be executed.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 11, 2015 08:36 PM (VAsIq)"
I like the way you are thinking but I would spice it up by randomly picking court cases that instead of being argued before a jury are decided in trial by combat in the Thunderdome.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 11, 2015 09:24 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: If Ace Had Spokespeople like Obama has spokespeople
LMFAO, TY
Posted by: Farmer at March 11, 2015 09:29 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Eromero at March 11, 2015 09:38 PM (go5uR)
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Posted by: TetragOl at March 11, 2015 09:44 PM (IwTVh)
Now that is some funny shit. Thanks for the belly laughs.
Posted by: considering actually answering for once the "what's on your mind?" query from FB at March 11, 2015 10:10 PM (whMsz)
It wouldn't have to be a murderer. There was a story at the Other McCain a few days ago about a Michigan couple (a man and woman) who took turns raping a 1 year old and filming it. They both got life in prison.
I somehow think that if you put them in front of me, gave me a loaded .45 and then showed me the film of these assholes raping a baby - I wouldn't have a great deal of difficulty pulling the trigger.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 11, 2015 11:53 PM (+XMAD)
And the above is why AoS is the best website just brilliant!!
Posted by: bobbymike at March 12, 2015 12:39 AM (8J355)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 12, 2015 04:52 AM (wlDny)
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