Shock: Hillary Clinton Sent Over 55,000 Physical Paper Pages of Email Print-Outs to State, Which (and I'm Sure This Is Just a Happy Incident) Cannot Be Searched Except by Hand

Like a mobster paying his bail in nickels -- the Clintons are gangsters and, as criminals tend to be, are innately contemptuous of the law.

Why did Mrs. Clinton have her staff go through the trouble of printing out, boxing and shipping 50,000 or 55,000 pages instead of just sending a copy of the electronic record? One can only speculate, but there is an obvious advantage: Printed files are less informative and far harder to search than the electronic originals.
Because State has only printouts of emails, department personnel responding to a Freedom of Information Act request have to go through the whole haystack rather than type "needle" into a search engine. At best, that would mean long delays in FOIA compliance.
Likewise, printouts are not subject to electronic discovery in the event of investigation or lawsuit. The Times reports that department lawyers responding to a request from the House Select Committee on Benghazi took two months to find "roughly 900 pages pertaining to the Benghazi attacks." And printouts do not include electronic "metadata," which can provide crucial forensic evidence.

I'm sure this is all just an accident.

Taranto points out that Politifact, the alleged "fact" checking organization, claimed that Clinton turned over 55,000 emails.

Accurate as ever, Politifact.

Thanks to @comradearthur.

Posted by: Ace at 06:02 PM

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1 First

Posted by: saar at March 09, 2015 06:03 PM (ALUkH)

2 She's trying to hide her criminal actions.

Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2015 06:03 PM (go5uR)

3 Sure I'll vote for Hillary. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Stockholm Syndrome at March 09, 2015 06:03 PM (4nR9/)

4 The Greens will be all over this, I'm sure.

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2015 06:04 PM (4nR9/)

5 Most. Transparent. Administration. Ever.

Just like that proverbial mobster, she should be languishing in a jail cell until the nickels can be counted.

Posted by: shredded chi at March 09, 2015 06:06 PM (hQhus)

6 It's not just that they're not searchable.

It's that an email presented in paper form may be edited to say whatever you want it to say.

Are people truly this stupid in this idiocracy that they think a printout is the real thing?

Posted by: BuenaVista at March 09, 2015 06:06 PM (x5rmu)

7 Ha. I'm going to try this with the IRS if I ever get audited.

Print out all electronic records, and make sure the formatting makes it really difficult to read.

Government employees have a sense of humor about this kind of thing, right? Especially when normal citizen does it?

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 09, 2015 06:06 PM (AkOaV)

8 I wouldn't be surprised to hear that a very, very, large urn of coffee is accidentally spilled on the emails......darn it!

Posted by: Cheri at March 09, 2015 06:06 PM (G+Wff)

9 We rate this as "half true".

Posted by: Politifuct at March 09, 2015 06:06 PM (GuwT9)

10 devilishly clever....

Posted by: Yip at March 09, 2015 06:06 PM (84SRe)

11 I saw this movie. Gene Hackman was in it.

This means that they are actively hiding something criminal.

Posted by: Yes means Maybe at March 09, 2015 06:07 PM (7wyDO)

12 they need to run the pages through a scanner and use OCR software to digitize them. Or did they also use invisible ink, or some oddball text, to further irritate the public?

Posted by: Illiniwek at March 09, 2015 06:07 PM (p4hYf)

13 She should have surrendered the effing server.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 09, 2015 06:07 PM (MMC8r)

14 And we're supposed to consider ourselves fortunate that she didn't run the highly redacted copies through the confetti shredder, first.

Shredder. Wood chipper. At this time, what difference would it make?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 09, 2015 06:08 PM (RzZOc)

15 yep OCR plus doc review contract attorneys will clear this up in a week

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at March 09, 2015 06:08 PM (t+du1)

16 Because environment.

Posted by: Memories at March 09, 2015 06:08 PM (mwcEF)

17 America should build a Victims of Communism monument.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 06:08 PM (ZPrif)

18 Snakehead Carville giggles.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 09, 2015 06:09 PM (W5DcG)

19 but Bush printed some emails out once.... I know I heard about it! They ALL do it, see?

Posted by: Democrat turned Libertarian at March 09, 2015 06:09 PM (84SRe)

20 Find and Replace All 'Benghazi' with 'Starbucks'

Find and Replace All 'Ambassador' with 'Latte'

Save

Print

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 09, 2015 06:09 PM (MMC8r)

21 No need to panic! If there is a need to search the email archive just ask me and Bill and I will search it. We'll even work Saturdays if its such a big deal. Sheesh!

Posted by: Hillary! at March 09, 2015 06:09 PM (FCsIb)

22
This is the Democrats' champion.
Still enjoying your new party, Ace?

Posted by: JJ Stone at March 09, 2015 06:09 PM (nbgPm)

23 That's an awful lot of trees dying to protect her ass.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2015 06:09 PM (hzrlb)

24 Perhaps -- just perhaps -- if we call on Congress to do it's friggin' job for once by impeaching Choom Boy's worthless ass and throwing him in jail for five or six decades, Hillary might get the idea that this is, despite what her husband and her enablers have led her to believe, a Nation of Laws and she has to abide by them, just like any ordinary citizen.

She isn't President yet (for which I thank G*d), but unless there is some pushback against the current shitstorm of corruption that envelops national politics and politicians, she will be.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 09, 2015 06:09 PM (P8YHq)

25 She had her staff clear the emails that were good to send, edit those that needed editing, and deleting those that needed deleting.

All of this happened months ago. No ones going to find anything incriminating -- those emails are long gone.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 09, 2015 06:09 PM (AkOaV)

26 15 yep OCR plus doc review contract attorneys will clear this up in a week
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at March 09, 2015 06:08 PM (t+du1)

My thinking exactly, get an intern to scan in the emails, and start searching. Only problem is if there are no mail headers printed out.

Posted by: MikeH at March 09, 2015 06:10 PM (/2E+M)

27 Slime. Shouldn't her server be seized

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 09, 2015 06:10 PM (2aV1Q)

28 Dick move on her part.

BUT

They can scan all of those pages and have them in electronic form relatively quickly.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 09, 2015 06:10 PM (AC0lD)

29 Or did they also use invisible ink, or some oddball text, to further irritate the public?

Zapf Dingbats

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 09, 2015 06:10 PM (MMC8r)

30 Time to start shoo-in' so,e biatcjes with truth serum. We all need that. The country need that. The Nation needs that.

High time it was done!!

Posted by: Tenndon at March 09, 2015 06:11 PM (gPt2n)

31 ha, yeah, they had the digital form, then used a "replace" command.

Replace all "Benghazi" with puppy
replace "al Qaeda" with kitties
replace "kill" with talk to

Posted by: Illiniwek at March 09, 2015 06:11 PM (p4hYf)

32 Hahahaha e-mails (as in "electronic mail") submitted on paper. What a bunch of schisters...

Posted by: PammyJune at March 09, 2015 06:12 PM (GQhcA)

33 You know that feeling you get in your gut about 30 minutes after inserting a suppository? Yeah....

Posted by: Wilfred Brimley's worm riddled corpse at March 09, 2015 06:12 PM (84SRe)

34 I guess we can surmise that the vast majority of those 55,000 pages will be duplicates, reprinting an email thread over and over again.

55,000 pages.
5,500 emails.
550 email threads

I'm probably overstating.

Posted by: WisRich at March 09, 2015 06:12 PM (hdpay)

35 So Hillary prints them out when she's required to keep electronic copies, but Lois Lerner doesn't print them out when she's required to. Both get a pass.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 09, 2015 06:12 PM (MMC8r)

36 28 Dick move on her part.

BUT

They can scan all of those pages and have them in electronic form relatively quickly.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 09, 2015 06:10 PM (AC0lD)

They can, but they won't have any of the metadata.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 06:13 PM (2Ojst)

37 Paper print outs. Who the fuck has 55,000 pages of paper?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 09, 2015 06:13 PM (rDqRv)

38 #23, that's a way-big ass that's being protected.

Posted by: BuenaVista at March 09, 2015 06:13 PM (x5rmu)

39 32 Hahahaha e-mails (as in "electronic mail") submitted on paper. What a bunch of schisters...
Posted by: PammyJune at March 09, 2015 06:12 PM (GQhcA)

But the story for the LIVs will be... "Leave Hillary alone she turned over the emails!"

Posted by: MikeH at March 09, 2015 06:13 PM (/2E+M)

40 26 15 yep OCR plus doc review contract attorneys will clear this up in a week
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at March 09, 2015 06:08 PM (t+du1)

My thinking exactly, get an intern to scan in the emails, and start searching. Only problem is if there are no mail headers printed out.
***
the thinking I read on tweeters is that teh 50K pages is almost entirely headers and routing/fwding info. Probably the same message repeated in each leg while being heavily indented.

If you remember ever printing out an email by accident that has more than 5 back and forths.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at March 09, 2015 06:13 PM (t+du1)

41 Posted by: Wilfred Brimley's worm riddled corpse

I ain't dead yet.

Posted by: Wilford Brimley at March 09, 2015 06:13 PM (GuwT9)

42
I ain't dead yet.
Posted by: Wilford Brimley at March 09, 2015 06:13 PM (GuwT9)

Soon.

Posted by: Diabeetus at March 09, 2015 06:14 PM (2Ojst)

43 George Will said it best; the Clintons can find a loophole in a STOP sign.

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

Posted by: Hank at March 09, 2015 06:14 PM (S1NkT)

44 I AM the government, Bitchez!

Posted by: Cankles Rodham Clinton at March 09, 2015 06:14 PM (7ItnQ)

45 41 Posted by: Wilfred Brimley's worm riddled corpse

I ain't dead yet.
Posted by: Wilford Brimley at March 09, 2015 06:13 PM (GuwT9)

I gotta go play golf with Abe Vigoda, start livin' or start dyin'

Posted by: Death at March 09, 2015 06:14 PM (/2E+M)

46 Rather than calling them gangsters, Kevin Williamson said the Clintons are "the penicillin-resistant syphilis of American politics". I was sorta hoping that would catch on.

Posted by: Scott at March 09, 2015 06:14 PM (Bk9Zz)

47 13 She should have surrendered the effing server.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 09, 2015 06:07 PM (MMC8r)

Based on the information that the IP address goes to Texas, not her house... and that IP address also does not belong to an ISP... but a hosting company.

I don't think she has a physical email server... some company is running it for her.

The ONLY folks who ever said she had a physical server, was one report from the AP attributed to an Obama aide...

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 09, 2015 06:15 PM (qh617)

48 Here's my takeaway from this Clinton thing:

If you are a government employee, it makes a lot more sense to conduct any potentially shady business off domain & in sneaky ways, because there are basically no (official, government) consequences for breaking the "law" regarding record retention.

I'm sure this occurred to government employees years ago, and they all do it.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 09, 2015 06:15 PM (AkOaV)

49 Paper print outs. Who the fuck has 55,000 pages of paper?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 09, 2015 06:13 PM (rDqRv)

Anybody with a copy of the tax code

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 09, 2015 06:15 PM (KbNXw)

50 My fwends we have nothing to fear fwom Hillawy in the White Houws.

Posted by: John McFudd at March 09, 2015 06:15 PM (JgQLj)

51 in all seriousness, I assumed you assumed as much ever marie harf, spokeswhore, started saying 55,000 pages. it is the clintons it is what they do.

regarding emails, who cares how many pages. anyone who is a reporter has to ask how many emails not how many pages? how much shit is included in an email whit the header and confidentiality boilerplate? a single email may contain a single sentence and print out a a full page.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 09, 2015 06:15 PM (gsfK5)

52 Suck it proles...

Posted by: Hillary Rodham at March 09, 2015 06:15 PM (LoIJo)

53 I am usually not a vengeful person of the Biblical bent, but may all current and former members of this Administration suffer the Plagues of Egypt except the First born one. Everything else, fair game.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 06:15 PM (WjcKy)

54 d-r-i-n-k m-o-r-e O-v-a-l-t-i-n-e

Heyyy?!

/congressional intern scanning Clinton e-mails

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 09, 2015 06:15 PM (NeFrd)

55 Howdy knew about this in August. He did nothing. Repubs are complicit. I agree that the servers have been scrubbed -- or destroyed -- 5x by now.

Posted by: BuenaVista at March 09, 2015 06:15 PM (x5rmu)

56 "Still enjoying your new party, Ace?"

Still ain't nobody hustling like the Clintons.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 09, 2015 06:15 PM (vvS6Q)

57 I think it was called Class Action (1991).

Posted by: Yes means Maybe at March 09, 2015 06:16 PM (7wyDO)

58 Assuming this is covered somewhere, but emails can be traced. Where they went, where they came from, what servers they hit along the way.

If your emails bounced around Russia China or the middle east, we can assume they were read.

But paper? Who knows!

Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2015 06:16 PM (yrfEi)

59 It's just a distraction. She's deleted all the incriminating emails anyway. That's the whole point of the homebrew server.

It's not like they can't be scanned and then some letter recognition software will make them pretty much searchable. It'll take some effort, of course.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 09, 2015 06:16 PM (L2xDv)

60 Did anyone say "At this point, what difference does it make?" yet?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 09, 2015 06:16 PM (XmOA9)

61 "the penicillin-resistant syphilis of American politics"

That's awesome, I'll remember that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 09, 2015 06:16 PM (KbNXw)

62 We have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House...

(at least not more than if it was HRC)

Posted by: John McCain at March 09, 2015 06:16 PM (LoIJo)

63 Do I even have to say if Hillary were a republican....

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 06:16 PM (Bn6aD)

64 Paper print outs. Who the fuck has 55,000 pages of paper?

Someone prepared for a coverup.

(That's 110 reams, btw.)

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 09, 2015 06:16 PM (MMC8r)

65 you mean, a civil action? travolta movie?

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at March 09, 2015 06:17 PM (t+du1)

66 My thinking exactly, get an intern to scan in the emails, and start searching.

And bill the bitch for the expense.

Posted by: wiserbud at March 09, 2015 06:17 PM (XlHZs)

67 Federal FOIA requires the record be provided in the same format in which it was created and maintained.
5 USC 552 (a)(3)(B)-(D).

Since these records were originally in electronic format, Hillary has to produce them in the same format.

She killed a lot of trees for nothing.

Posted by: Haydare at March 09, 2015 06:17 PM (4HYng)

68 Bitch is giving us a bad name.

Posted by: penicillin-resistant syphilis at March 09, 2015 06:17 PM (7ItnQ)

69 And not all of the pages contain emails.

Posted by: Jane at March 09, 2015 06:17 PM (rDidp)

70 cunt move

Posted by: X at March 09, 2015 06:17 PM (n5fTN)

71 you ae dealing with people who made the phrase "it depends upon what the meaning of "is" is."

special prosecutor ken learned the hard way what happens if you assume honorable behavior in dealing with them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 09, 2015 06:17 PM (gsfK5)

72 That's an awful lot of trees dying to protect her ass.

Just think if she had the Kardasian model rear. There goes a whole forest.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 06:17 PM (WjcKy)

73
It's not like they can't be scanned and then some letter recognition software will make them pretty much searchable. It'll take some effort, of course.

Say, a couple years..... After the 2016 election...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 06:17 PM (Bn6aD)

74 65 you mean, a civil action? travolta movie?
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at March 09, 2015 06:17 PM (t+du1)

Nope. Class Action. Gene Hackman.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 06:18 PM (2Ojst)

75 Paper print outs. Who the fuck has 55,000 pages of paper?

Someone prepared for a coverup.
(That's 110 reams, btw.)

11 cases.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 06:18 PM (76/sn)

76 Have we gotten a response from Clinton about increasing security yet? Anyone? Anyone? Why is it so dark?

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at March 09, 2015 06:19 PM (LoIJo)

77 What's the saying? The Clintons would rather climb a tree to tell a lie rather than stand on the ground to tell the truth.

Posted by: TheThinMan at March 09, 2015 06:19 PM (EqtM7)

78 The low information voter will shrug at these revelations and be prepared to punch the "D" -- but for how much longer? Hillary has insulted the intelligence of just about everyone with a 70 plus IQ.

She's just about run out of base.

Posted by: Ugg Boots at March 09, 2015 06:20 PM (xQX/f)

79 It's not like they can't be scanned and then some letter recognition software will make them pretty much searchable. It'll take some effort, of course.

Say, a couple years..... After the 2016 election...
**********
this fucking party.
Sort of like Romney not bothering to make hay about IRS abuses targeting conservative groups.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at March 09, 2015 06:20 PM (t+du1)

80 Printed in comic sans.....

Posted by: wooga at March 09, 2015 06:20 PM (bFJiu)

81 Even under an FOIA request, they will have to be searched by hand, copied, and certain things blacked out.

Any bets they get that blind guy who investigated Lerner's e-mails to do it?

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 09, 2015 06:20 PM (0Ew3K)

82 But..but..Lanny Davis said she's the first blahblahblah...

Posted by: Hank at March 09, 2015 06:20 PM (S1NkT)

83 (That's 110 reams, btw.)

You do not want to go there... or even try...

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at March 09, 2015 06:21 PM (LoIJo)

84 What odds that they were printed out in some funky font like Lucida Handwriting or the like that will stump OCR programs?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 09, 2015 06:21 PM (NeFrd)

85 I'm still trying to figure out who is gunning for Hillary! because she's been immune to so much until now. Who did she piss off? And why is MSM on the bandwagon? I thought she was their second choice to the prom after all.

Posted by: keena at March 09, 2015 06:21 PM (RiTnx)

86 Dear Ambassador Stevens,

I am contacting you because your email was forwarded to me. Would you be interested in helping me with a business proposition. If you are willing to provide me with your banking information, I can let you have 20% of the $200,000,000US I need to protect.

Sincerely,
A Nigerian

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 06:21 PM (WjcKy)

87 Hey now, I've asked for them back so I can wipe my ass on them... recycle bitches!

Posted by: President Prolapse at March 09, 2015 06:21 PM (92L+g)

88 75 Paper print outs. Who the fuck has 55,000 pages of paper?

Someone prepared for a coverup.
(That's 110 reams, btw.)

11 cases.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 06:18 PM (76/sn)

Emphasis on "reams."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2015 06:21 PM (CMkNk)

89 yeah, 11 boxes of paper, maybe $400 in toner.

depending on the xerox work station and the intern's IQ...a boring afternoon of work.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at March 09, 2015 06:21 PM (t+du1)

90 55000 pages = 110 reams of paper, how may printer cartridges?

is the person sorting and printing these cleared for that level of security? I hope their printer is not wireless.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 09, 2015 06:21 PM (gsfK5)

91 The media doesn't have this as their "top" story... Instead they're running with the stupid Frat and their racist video.... Important stuff don't you know...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 06:21 PM (Bn6aD)

92 (That's 110 reams, btw.)

You do not want to go there... or even try...

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at March 09, 2015 06:21 PM (LoIJo)

Sounds like a slow night...

Posted by: Reggie Love at March 09, 2015 06:21 PM (0Ew3K)

93 86 Sincerely,
A Nigerian
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 06:21 PM (WjcKy)

I assume this will cover all modalities.

Remain blessed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2015 06:22 PM (CMkNk)

94 They can, but they won't have any of the metadata.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 06:13 PM (2Ojst)

Good point.
A Republican with balls should publicly ask Iran, North Korea, Russia and many of our other enemies for THEIR copies of her emails to highlight her dick move AND the fact that those emails are probably in enemy hands.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 09, 2015 06:22 PM (AC0lD)

95 80 Printed in comic sans.....

Posted by: wooga at March 09, 2015 06:20 PM (bFJiu)

****

my @84 missed it by -> <- that much.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 09, 2015 06:22 PM (NeFrd)

96 91 The media doesn't have this as their "top" story... Instead they're running with the stupid Frat and their racist video.... Important stuff don't you know...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 06:21 PM (Bn6aD)

If only we were like "The Outer Limits" where we control the horizontal, and we control the vertical.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2015 06:23 PM (CMkNk)

97 15 yep OCR plus doc review contract attorneys will clear this up in a week
=========
This! i used to work IT in a highly regulated industry. There are contractors with enormous scanners on 18 wheelers who will come to you and convert that in a day. It aint cheap, but people do it. once it is digital again you can slice and dice it anyway the lawyers want.

Posted by: Ned Flanders at March 09, 2015 06:23 PM (X3xYu)

98 It's exact kind of thing people should look forward to if that surname should ever make it back to the white house as anything but a guest.

Not this exact thing. I have to take that back. It's the attitude toward oversight and transparency that they've been famous for.

"Here, I complied"

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 09, 2015 06:23 PM (XmOA9)

99 Sorry, I was wrong, in 2013 it was 73,954 pages. I guess the stoned functionary is not finished counting 2014s. The Janitor prolly walked up behind him and started shouting random numbers and he had to start over.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 09, 2015 06:23 PM (KbNXw)

100 My problem is not with the Clintons. My problem is with every single person who is "ready for Hillary!"

Posted by: M. Murcek at March 09, 2015 06:23 PM (GJUgF)

101 80 Printed in comic sans.....

Posted by: wooga at March 09, 2015 06:20 PM (bFJiu)

More like Fraktur, in 5 point type.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2015 06:23 PM (CMkNk)

102 But I'll never get 55,000 pages out in my pants...

Posted by: Sandy Berger at March 09, 2015 06:23 PM (LoIJo)

103

Do you suppose there are any Democrats who say, "if Hillary is the Democratic party's nominee, I will not vote" in the same way one hears so many Republicans speaking of nominee Jeb?

Posted by: Redolent at March 09, 2015 06:23 PM (4HYng)

104 This is just delay,delay,delay...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 06:24 PM (Bn6aD)

105 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 06:21 PM (WjcKy)

LOL, Hi AP!

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 09, 2015 06:24 PM (KbNXw)

106 Sefton has a point, what is the font and point size of Lawyer Fine Print or is it called that?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 06:24 PM (WjcKy)

107 Do these e-mails make my lying ass look big?

Posted by: Hillary at March 09, 2015 06:24 PM (sQzB6)

108 They were probably printed in Comic Sans.

Posted by: freaked at March 09, 2015 06:25 PM (JdEZJ)

109 My proteges have learned well... overwhelm the system

Posted by: Saul Alinsky at March 09, 2015 06:25 PM (LoIJo)

110 you know what, she can go fuck herself, no on else will anyway.

since they were all probably hacked by all our enemies I want them to skip state and go straight to the internets, scan all 55000 in and send em to drudge so everyone can go through em.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 09, 2015 06:25 PM (gsfK5)

111 Erp. Too slow on the draw there.

Posted by: freaked at March 09, 2015 06:25 PM (JdEZJ)

112 Breaking news: racists dicks are in Oklahoma!

Posted by: wooga at March 09, 2015 06:25 PM (bFJiu)

113 106 Sefton has a point, what is the font and point size of Lawyer Fine Print or is it called that?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 06:24 PM (WjcKy)

Depends. Some types of agreements are required by law to have certain provisions in a minimum size font, often 12pt or larger. I've seen some boxtop license type agreements come in around 6pt.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 06:25 PM (2Ojst)

114 *waves to OSP*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 06:26 PM (WjcKy)

115
Cannot Be Searched Except by Hand
I'm pretty sure you can get a few boxes of documents digitized pretty quickly anywhere nowadays, probably even in DC.

So now she's trolling.

Posted by: DaveA at March 09, 2015 06:26 PM (DL2i+)

116 So how come Hillary isn't in violation of the save the trees act? Kinda wasteful to print out 50K pages, no? SHE HATES TREES!

Posted by: Yip at March 09, 2015 06:26 PM (84SRe)

117

12 they need to run the pages through a scanner and use OCR software to digitize them. Or did they also use invisible ink, or some oddball text, to further irritate the public?

Posted by: Illiniwek

No shit. Run that stack through just about any modern scanner and you will get fully text searchable docs, immediately.

It might be an extra step, but it would not delay a search in the slightest.

Posted by: imp at March 09, 2015 06:26 PM (XIXZz)

118 115
Cannot Be Searched Except by Hand
I'm pretty sure you can get a few boxes of documents digitized pretty quickly anywhere nowadays, probably even in DC.

So now she's trolling.
Posted by: DaveA at March 09, 2015 06:26 PM (DL2i+)

Yup. She is. It's nothing more than a FU.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 06:27 PM (2Ojst)

119
I know where the President Hillary emails bee at.

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at March 09, 2015 06:27 PM (P330y)

120 @26 15 yep OCR plus doc review contract attorneys will clear this up in a week

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at March 09, 2015 06:08 PM (t+du1)

My thinking exactly, get an intern to scan in the emails, and start
searching. Only problem is if there are no mail headers printed out.

If they can get the from / to then they can get the electronic copies from the other end. especially if they are on government servers. But if I was congress I would issue a subpoena to all government agencies for all emails related to HRC and for all emails from or to HRC.

Posted by: chad at March 09, 2015 06:27 PM (gYowz)

121 Also you're insulting bags of scum. Gayballz mostly makes up for it though.

Posted by: DaveA at March 09, 2015 06:27 PM (DL2i+)

122 My problem is not with the Clintons. My problem is with every single person who is "ready for Hillary!"

But I am ready for Hillary!

Posted by: Woody Woodchipper at March 09, 2015 06:27 PM (UVfht)

123 97 15 yep OCR plus doc review contract attorneys will clear this up in a week
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This! i used to work IT in a highly regulated industry. There are contractors with enormous scanners on 18 wheelers who will come to you and convert that in a day. It aint cheap, but people do it. once it is digital again you can slice and dice it anyway the lawyers want.
********
exactly, it aint 1990 anymore hillary, old school litigation tricks ... been there done that.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at March 09, 2015 06:27 PM (t+du1)

124 I've collected $250 million reasons in the past 12 months not to care... So the towelheads will be pissed they got nothing for their 'donations'... Save a girl or three for me Bill.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 09, 2015 06:28 PM (LoIJo)

125 ...never get 55,000 pages out in my pants.

You do know we're talking about Hillary's pants, don't you? Those are big enough for 10x that many.

Posted by: Hank at March 09, 2015 06:28 PM (S1NkT)

126 And you just know that absolutely no relevant e-mails are included. She's just flipping us the bird.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 09, 2015 06:28 PM (NeFrd)

127 I'll chip in on a fujitsu snapscan. it'll scan that stack in no time, bitch.

Posted by: X at March 09, 2015 06:28 PM (n5fTN)

128
She should have surrendered the effing server.
Anyone else the FBI would've seized it.

Posted by: DaveA at March 09, 2015 06:28 PM (DL2i+)

129 Best Secretary Of State Evah!

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 06:28 PM (Bn6aD)

130 @94 Good point.
A Republican with balls should publicly ask Iran, North Korea, Russia and many of our other enemies for THEIR copies of her emails to highlight her dick move AND the fact that those emails are probably in enemy hands.
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Funny thing is?

I could actually see Putin complying. It would make his government look better in the eyes of the population ("See? We're reading the secret e-mails our international rival!"). And it would embarrass Obama and Clinton, whom he appears to hold in contempt.

Posted by: junior at March 09, 2015 06:28 PM (UWFpX)

131 You got your emails, bitches. Now leave me alone so I can divert funds from the Clinton Foundation to fund my presidential run. After all, it's my turn! And if you don't like it, you're a h8er in the War on Wymynz.

Posted by: Hillarity! Clintoon at March 09, 2015 06:29 PM (iFF8S)

132 exactly, it aint 1990 anymore hillary, old school litigation tricks ... been there done that.

Scanners? what are those?

Posted by: Eric Holder at March 09, 2015 06:29 PM (LoIJo)

133 106 Sefton has a point, what is the font and point size of Lawyer Fine Print or is it called that?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 06:24 PM (WjcKy)

Fraktur is that German-medieval looking font that's completely illegible, unless you're a Nazi or a 14th century monk from Heidelberg.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2015 06:29 PM (CMkNk)

134 What about the treeeees!?

Posted by: Smelly Enviroweinie at March 09, 2015 06:29 PM (JdEZJ)

135 Hey Greenwald and Snowden, you got Hillary's emails?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 06:29 PM (WjcKy)

136 no one who loves their country can defend hillary.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 09, 2015 06:29 PM (gsfK5)

137 Funny isn't it that the WH knew about this in August... before the midterms... which means connected media types knew about it... before the midterms.... and everyone kept their yaps shut. ( not to mention all the IT folks in DC that knew for the last 4 years.... did they try and tip anyone off? maybe and it was squashed? )

I can understand Gowdy knowing and not disclosing it. It must have been fun , knowing that he had something and they KNEW he had it... and he played that part masterfully... so far, so good.

Posted by: Yip at March 09, 2015 06:30 PM (84SRe)

138 "So how come Hillary isn't in violation of the save the trees act? Kinda wasteful to print out 50K pages,"

We're still waiting on that. Trying to figure out whether it serves our ends or not.

Posted by: Sierra Club at March 09, 2015 06:30 PM (vvS6Q)

139 You want to know what on Hirrary server? Why you not just ask me nicery?

Posted by: Kim Jung Un at March 09, 2015 06:30 PM (GuwT9)

140 That guy from NRO is right.
John Edwards was right.

There are two America's.
The Rulers, and the ruled. Rulers don't have to worry about the law. They hold it, and the ruled, in equal contempt.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 09, 2015 06:30 PM (XmOA9)

141 109 My proteges have learned well... overwhelm the system
Posted by: Saul Alinsky at March 09, 2015 06:25 PM (LoIJo)

My guns can beat up your honor students.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2015 06:30 PM (CMkNk)

142
Hillary has a few great qualities, and we share one of those from years past.

Posted by: Webb Hubbell at March 09, 2015 06:31 PM (P330y)

143 Thanks Sefton, I think. We trace the family tree to the 1300s and Heidelberg....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 06:31 PM (WjcKy)

144 Where's the sleight of hand?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 09, 2015 06:31 PM (NeFrd)

145 So who is up for a midnight stroll?

Posted by: Vince Foster at March 09, 2015 06:31 PM (LoIJo)

146 "Funny isn't it that the WH knew about this in August... before the midterms..."

Funny "queer," not funny "ha-ha."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 09, 2015 06:31 PM (vvS6Q)

147 I'm buyin time...I'll either come out smellin like a rose, or drop dead. Win-Win...

Posted by: President Prolapse at March 09, 2015 06:31 PM (92L+g)

148 I guarantee they made backups. Demand those. The original server is gone by now for sure.

Posted by: ryukyu at March 09, 2015 06:31 PM (C6XFd)

149 ever notice how the left refers to email rules when they are actually laws?

Posted by: X at March 09, 2015 06:32 PM (n5fTN)

150 We won't see hers or Lerners or anybody else's in totality until the new president (insert GOP candidate of your choice here) is sworn in. Even then it won't matter because Obama's massive list of pardons is going to dwarf anything we have ever seen before.

Hey, how bout a pardon pool?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 09, 2015 06:32 PM (KbNXw)

151 She should have surrendered the effing server.
Anyone else the FBI would've seized it.
Posted by: DaveA at March 09, 2015 06:28 PM (DL2i+)

oh for fuck sake, if it really is at her chappaqua bunker have a secret service agent grab her server and give it to Gowdy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 09, 2015 06:32 PM (gsfK5)

152 "Hillary has a few great qualities, and we share one of those from years past."

Heh. Fun baby. Not sure who had the "fun" though....?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 09, 2015 06:32 PM (vvS6Q)

153 Wait a sec Ace, you're burying the lede.

The searchability of the email is a red herring. Any stupid fucking monkey can scan that shit and make it searchable.

The real fuckery going on here IT'S ALL ABOUT THE METADATA. DO YOU PEOPLE REALIZE HOW MUCH INFO IS IN METADATA???? They should demand the native,electronic copies of this shit.

So for all you assholes who think Snowden is a traitor and love some fucking domestic spying on everyone at all times because, you know, freedom, know this: you can find out so much shit just by analyzing fucking metadata it's unbelievable.

That's why Clinton went dinosaur style with paper copies.

Posted by: prescient11 at March 09, 2015 06:33 PM (q5APL)

154 The country needs another Clinton scandal like I need another hole in my head.

Posted by: Ron Brown at March 09, 2015 06:33 PM (LoIJo)

155 Gowdy already said their are Months of "gaps" in the E-Mails...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 06:33 PM (Bn6aD)

156 OSP there won't be a pardon pool for two reasons.

The number required would dwarf Bill Clinton's pardon party and it would require Gaylord to actually work.

And he won't care to pardon them because they were all props to him.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 06:33 PM (WjcKy)

157 Tree's lives matter!

Posted by: Smelly Enviroweinie at March 09, 2015 06:34 PM (JdEZJ)

158 11 cases.

That's gonna bend the frame on the walker, better make 2 trips.

Posted by: DaveA at March 09, 2015 06:34 PM (DL2i+)

159 Not even the tiniest smidge of a corruption. This is exactly how people with nothing to hide act.

Posted by: jd at March 09, 2015 06:35 PM (MTWhU)

160 Ron Brown, that ain't a hole your head; your body is spread across a Yugoslavian mountain.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 06:35 PM (WjcKy)

161 You know the drill

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at March 09, 2015 06:35 PM (LoIJo)

162 TREE MURDERING BITCH!!!!

Posted by: Dang at March 09, 2015 06:35 PM (FRkJH)

163 Hillary in 1996 -- I never write anything down, ever -- It can be subpeonaed.

I suggest an alternate source. Download Huma's brain contents. Though you'd probably have to wade through some pretty gross details:

Damn. Doesn't she ever wash this thing?

If I find another pearl today, I'm telling the Muslim Brotherhood to take this job and shovel it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 09, 2015 06:35 PM (p7YEp)

164 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 06:33 PM (WjcKy)

Hmm, good point.

Beside, there will be an ass full of cop killers he'll need to release.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 09, 2015 06:35 PM (KbNXw)

165 Posted by: prescient11 at March 09, 2015 06:33 PM (q5APL)

That expands on my point earlier. You can render the paper versions searchable by scanning them, but you don't have any of the metadata associated with the emails.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 06:35 PM (2Ojst)

166 The number required would dwarf Bill Clinton's pardon party and it would require Gaylord to actually work.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 06:33 PM (WjcKy)

Do you think the man who abused the Constitution would flinch at using a Autopen?

Posted by: MikeH at March 09, 2015 06:36 PM (/2E+M)

167 So much for efficiency, competence and all that shit.

Posted by: Dang at March 09, 2015 06:37 PM (FRkJH)

168 My bet is on some giant type face where like 2 words fit per page. 55, 000 pages is probably 20 e-mails.

Posted by: dartist at March 09, 2015 06:37 PM (ahBY0)

169 Gosh, thought the advantage of electronic mail was that it's *electronic*.

What a #$@%!.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2015 06:37 PM (bdqzU)

170 Drudge has a headline that says obama will share what is in the Iran "deal" with the American people once the deal is done..... Nice...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 06:37 PM (Bn6aD)

171 This is the kind of thing that bad lawyers -- or lawyers" like Hillary who haven't ever practiced real law -- do to try to evade discovery. In real law practice, a document dump like this without electronic searchable data and metadata would likely get you sanctioned by the Court. Indeed, under the federal rules, you are required before you even begin conducting discovery to meet with opposing counsel to discuss, among other things, how you will safeguard and produce electronic data.

In other words, this type of conduct is designed to fool (a) low information voters, and (b) low information media types.

Posted by: The Regular Guy at March 09, 2015 06:38 PM (0dC1z)

172 Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2015 06:37 PM (bdqzU)

What did they call it, a paperless world or some such.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 09, 2015 06:38 PM (KbNXw)

173 Snowden is a traitor because he hand delivered sensitive information to our enemies, primarily China, Russia, but really everyone with a modem. That he also provided evidence of US Government malfeasance does not exonerate him.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 09, 2015 06:38 PM (2cS/G)

174 If Dear Leader wants to maximize chaos, there will be no pardons and he'll let the machine melt down under the weight of investigations for 4 years as he retires in Dubai.

Posted by: Nikita Khrushchev at March 09, 2015 06:38 PM (LoIJo)

175
We intend to swab Hillary's taco to find Huma DNA, but the outcome is never known until the tests are analyzed at the Rodham Laboratory and Test Facility in Buena Park, Arkansas. A secure and unimpeachable facility with great credentials.

Posted by: The Investigators at March 09, 2015 06:39 PM (P330y)

176 Drudge has a headline that says obama will share what is in the Iran "deal" with the American people once the deal is done..... Nice...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 06:37 PM (Bn6aD)

Hey, Nucleocare.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 09, 2015 06:39 PM (KbNXw)

177 Imagine what an opposition party could do with this.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 09, 2015 06:39 PM (MMC8r)

178 Imagine what an opposition party could do with this.

It's not the Hill to die on or something...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 06:39 PM (Bn6aD)

179
Total Bull Crap I did IT for a trading firm and they had to have retention systems as part of their e-mail that allowed the Guberment to go back 7 years and if they wanted all correspondence between this person and that person the system had to be able to pull the info and provide the information. The systems neededto be capable of downloadingthe resultsto a disk so if the Clintanista's decided they needed to have their own e-mail system then you would think that they would have to be under some guidelines on the requirements that had to be met to be compliant.
So now we are supposed to believe it's OK to bypass the State's system because you want to run your own e-mail servers and that there are no rules or regulations required to run your own system?

Posted by: MarkyMark at March 09, 2015 06:40 PM (mTi2/)

180 All of those pages can be recycled as toilet paper.

Posted by: Smelly Enviroweinie at March 09, 2015 06:40 PM (JdEZJ)

181 You can render the paper versions searchable by scanning them, but you don't have any of the metadata associated with the emails.

Which means you can modify or flat out fake any correspondence that you want.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 09, 2015 06:40 PM (rwI+c)

182 Imagine what an opposition party could do with this.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 09, 2015 06:39 PM (MMC8r)

LOL, Boner, McConman

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 09, 2015 06:40 PM (KbNXw)

183 The clintons are the irish travelers of American politics.

Posted by: Ever at March 09, 2015 06:40 PM (QZdJj)

184 170 >>
Drudge has a headline that says obama will share what is in the Iran
"deal" with the American people once the deal is done..... Nice...

Great, Donna -- The OCare of treaties.

Just great.

Hey any day now we will find out what those 300 pages of secret regulations the FCC imposed actually say, AND we will see the Bergdahl report, AND the Ambassador Stevens autopsy.

Any day now.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 09, 2015 06:41 PM (p7YEp)

185 "Drudge has a headline that says obama will share what is in the Iran
"deal" with the American people once the deal is done..... Nice..."

Yeah, but he'll have to sign it for us to find out what's in it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 09, 2015 06:41 PM (vvS6Q)

186 (That's 110 reams, btw.)

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 09, 2015 06:16 PM (MMC8r)

I love it when you talk dirty to me!

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 09, 2015 06:41 PM (Gm0Ay)

187 Obama Ill Make Case to American People After Iran Deal Is Made

What he means is that the deal will be done no matter how much he has to cave. That Fredo there is one hell of a negotiator

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 09, 2015 06:41 PM (rDqRv)

188 I'm sure the turbo-nerds working at the Agency have absolutely no way of finding the real stuff - because they're all retards just like that Stan Smith character on that cartoon.

Posted by: Mrs. Esterhouse at March 09, 2015 06:42 PM (K+eZ6)

189 The clintons are the irish travelers of American politics.
Posted by: Ever at March 09, 2015 06:40 PM (QZdJj)

Hey, I'm an irish tra.. Oh wait, good point.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 09, 2015 06:42 PM (KbNXw)

190 187 Obama Ill Make Case to American People After Iran Deal Is Made

Translation, He'll lie His head off and blame Republicans for being against "peace."

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 06:42 PM (Bn6aD)

191 Next, Barry will appoint the blind IRS investigator to read all the emails. His report will say that he didnt see anything wrong at all. Matter settled.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 09, 2015 06:42 PM (2x3L+)

192 Don't forget that when you print out the emails, you strip off the attachments unless you specifically print those out too. Anyone want to guess on the odds of that?

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at March 09, 2015 06:43 PM (IrByp)

193 Hillary is probably getting advised by the halfrican and his advisers -- as they blindfold her and walk her to the cliffs edge. Bill is useless to her -- his last drop of testosterone flushed down the drain instead of down the throat of some willing volunteer.

I'd like to see '90's Bill' against the halfrican, but I suspect he wasted his last vestiges of manhood with some underage hooker. Come on -- 'man up' Bill.

Posted by: Ugg Boots at March 09, 2015 06:43 PM (xQX/f)

194 192 Don't forget that when you print out the emails, you strip off the attachments unless you specifically print those out too. Anyone want to guess on the odds of that

You know Hillary has Her ample butt covered...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 06:43 PM (Bn6aD)

195
"Hillary is Nixon in a pantsuit!"

-Jonah Goldberg

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 09, 2015 06:44 PM (P330y)

196 I vote for Mandela funeral fake sign language guy to do the translation.

***

tap, tap, squiggle, wag, Hook-em Horns, bunny ears hopping from right to left twice, junior Birdman mask, squiggle, squiggle, tap.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 09, 2015 06:45 PM (NeFrd)

197 strip off the attachments

strip and attachments in a cankles thread.
That's a dronezap.

Posted by: DaveA at March 09, 2015 06:45 PM (DL2i+)

198 parse it all out to the Salon crew to read

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 09, 2015 06:48 PM (Cq0oW)

199 Obama Ill Make Case to American People After Iran Deal Is Made

I'll tell you what's wrong with the house after you buy it.

--Obama Realty

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 09, 2015 06:48 PM (MMC8r)

200 "...Nixon in a pantsuit!"

****

I think I saw him at Planet Fitness.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 09, 2015 06:48 PM (NeFrd)

201 Stall...stall...delay, then call it "old news".
The Clintons have used this tactic before, again and again.

And it has always worked. Before.
I'm hoping that this time, please God, just this one time...that it won't work.

Posted by: wheatie at March 09, 2015 06:49 PM (7cGIw)

202 Imperfect solution: scan all those pages and use a program that can search images.

Posted by: Mindy in the stylish tinfoil chapeau at March 09, 2015 06:49 PM (wVjT/)

203 A 20 cent blank cd or, as I calculate it, $770 for paper and around $2,750 in printer ink. Not to mention the cost of paying someone to print all that.

Yep, she's a democrat.

Posted by: Dang at March 09, 2015 06:50 PM (FRkJH)

204 Isn't it time to start looking at the content? Why all this pretending it was merely an error in procedure

Doing stuff like this is what the law calls "conscienciousness of guilt"

It's what you do when you know you have done something immoral or illegal and you are trying to hide it

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 09, 2015 06:50 PM (zOTsN)

205 "I think I saw him at Planet Fitness."

Lady's lockeroom, right?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 09, 2015 06:50 PM (vvS6Q)

206 Scan them into OCR searchable pdfs. The Capcha/Google Books/Gutenburg people do it all the time.

Oh, and then hit the twat with an obstruction of justice charge.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at March 09, 2015 06:50 PM (A1Dcl)

207 That's pretty badass.

Posted by: Glenn Thrush at March 09, 2015 06:51 PM (6Sc12)

208 It really is demoralizing to see so many bad people getting away with blatant lawbreaking. Even worse, they all get rewarded handsomely for it. And half this country doesn't give a rat's ass.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 09, 2015 06:51 PM (2x3L+)

209 The women. How much for your women? I want to buy them.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 09, 2015 06:51 PM (sQzB6)

210 I don't know anything about this email stuff, but I'm definitely using the women's locker room at Planet Fitness. Hey, I still love the ladies.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at March 09, 2015 06:51 PM (7ItnQ)

211 maybe she was so focused on security with her handrolled server that she forgot to include an archive function

LOL

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 09, 2015 06:52 PM (Cq0oW)

212 This sure makes Hillary's demand that they release her email to prove she has nothing to hide even worse. Didn't think that was possible.
How would she expect these 11o reams/11 cases of email be release, and to whom? One copy per news org?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2015 06:53 PM (bdqzU)

213 Come on Bill. You know you wanna do it. Put all those veggies aside, wolf down a 32 ounce strip steak, and stand by your women. You still got some pork between the beans, amiright?

Posted by: Ugg Boots at March 09, 2015 06:53 PM (xQX/f)

214 202. Sorry; I commented before reading other comments. I realize AoSHQ protocol is to read the comments but not the article, but I'm a slow adapter.

Of course the Horde is full of people who know their way around technology.

Posted by: Mindy in the stylish tinfoil chapeau at March 09, 2015 06:53 PM (wVjT/)

215 I'm suprised she doesn't just say the President said she could. Nothing would be done about it.

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at March 09, 2015 06:53 PM (8rRE+)

216 She print out the attachments too, if there were any?
Uh-oh. We're gonna need more paper...

Posted by: tu3031 at March 09, 2015 06:53 PM (i0wGQ)

217 Okay, the very least we can demand is that Slow Joe has to read all the emails. It will keep his busy hands from groping all the womens.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 09, 2015 06:55 PM (2x3L+)

218 Did she offer iran the bulk of the ME if they would help us with terror?

Did she promise Muslim Brotherhood we would help them get rid of Mubarak?

Did we tell Muslim Brotherhood we would help ruin Al

Did she write about gun running in Libya?

Did she discuss the ruse of blaming the video maker for the Sept 11th attack in Benghazi?

What is the content?

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 09, 2015 06:55 PM (zOTsN)

219 She's trying to hide her criminal actions.

No. She's saying: "Fuck you, pay me."

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at March 09, 2015 06:55 PM (lY1vf)

220 85 I'm still trying to figure out who is gunning for Hillary! because she's been immune to so much until now. Who did she piss off? And why is MSM on the bandwagon? I thought she was their second choice to the prom after all.

-----------

I saw on The Gateway Pundit blog that there are PAC's being formed to have Moochelle run- to keep an Obama as president.

Posted by: Chilling the most at March 09, 2015 06:55 PM (zW5rQ)

221 .Nixon in a pantsuit!"

Nixon would look better than Hill...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 06:56 PM (Bn6aD)

222 -- the Clintons are gangsters and, as criminals tend to be, are innately contemptuous of the law.

We know the Law!
We have studied it carefully, so we know how to get away with breaking it!

Posted by: Clinton & Clinton Crime Syndicate at March 09, 2015 06:56 PM (7cGIw)

223 She print out the attachments too, if there were any?
Uh-oh. We're gonna need more paper...

Posted by: tu3031 at March 09, 2015 06:53 PM (i0wGQ)

Attachments? Do we really needs to see all the .jpgs of squashed puppies and kittens sent to her by her loving admirers?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2015 06:56 PM (Gm0Ay)

224 These people are all about spending your money for their benefit. They know damn well the paper was a money waster but it was really a 'STFU rubes'.

Posted by: dogfish at March 09, 2015 06:56 PM (1vYi0)

225 "Isn't it time to sart looking at the content?"

I doubt there'll ever be any serious content revealed, TB. Most gone and what's left is being scrubbed as we speak.

Huge gaps (heh) in her email history? Messages left mysteriously unanswered or un-sent?

Question-Ms. Clinton, can you explain the gaps (heh) and inconsistencies in your email correspondence with international foreign leaders?

Hil'-Uh, meh.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 09, 2015 06:56 PM (vvS6Q)

226
We need to recognize that Islamic State is positioned to make inroads elsewhere in Mideast
General David Petraeus, former CIA chief, does not see much cause for optimism regarding a deal with Iran We cannot allow them to be on the brink of having a nuclear weapon ; believes threat from al Qaeda remains very real, and it would be a mistake to think al-Qaeda has gone away. It hasnt ; and dismisses the idea that Syrias Assad can be part of the solution He isn t; he is a big part of the problem.

Hum? Maybe now that he has he "legal" problems behind him, he will open up?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 09, 2015 06:56 PM (rDqRv)

227 Hey, it's just 55,000 pages of "All work and no play makes Hillary a dull girl".

Posted by: State Dept Intern at March 09, 2015 06:57 PM (GuwT9)

228 Apparently the Planet Fitness perv doesn't even have sexual identity issues, he's just a hardcore sexual deviant.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 09, 2015 06:57 PM (MMC8r)

229 228 Apparently the Planet Fitness perv doesn't even have sexual identity issues, he's just a hardcore sexual deviant.

I'm not big on "suing" but in this case I think the Woman has a good case...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 06:58 PM (Bn6aD)

230 I'd scheuden-fap myself to death if they turned up racist jokes in those emails.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 09, 2015 06:58 PM (MMC8r)

231 Nixon never popped his cherry compared to these people

Influence peddling AND a body count

This here is Borgia territory

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 09, 2015 06:58 PM (zOTsN)

232 So who here really thinks this was take Hillary down?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 06:59 PM (Bn6aD)

233 Winner: HP

Posted by: Mike Hammer, Former FireFox user at March 09, 2015 06:59 PM (F2IAQ)

234 OSP!!!! How goes the book??

Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at March 09, 2015 06:59 PM (QCo5R)

235 Hey, hey, hey, I'm far from finished!

Posted by: Cankle Rodham Clinton in Pajamas at March 09, 2015 06:59 PM (7ItnQ)

236 55,000 pages--like the pissed of customer who pays in pennies.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 09, 2015 06:59 PM (WNERA)

237 Nixon? Nixon was a piker! That fool actually loved this stupid country.

Nixon was a novice at twisting and breaking the law...unlike us; We're masters at it.

Posted by: Clinton & Clinton Crime Syndicate at March 09, 2015 06:59 PM (7cGIw)

238 >>Apparently the Planet Fitness perv doesn't even have sexual identity issues, he's just a hardcore sexual deviant.

I'm a little fuzzy on all the new genders, but is he a cross-dresser and not a transexual? He doesn't believe he is a woman trapped in a man's body, just someone like likes to play pretend woman? Flrgh!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2015 07:00 PM (bdqzU)

239 was take Hillary down

"will"

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 07:00 PM (Bn6aD)

240 I saw on The Gateway Pundit blog that there are PAC's being formed to have Moochelle run- to keep an Obama as president.
Posted by: Chilling the most at March 09, 2015 06:55 PM (zW5rQ)

She's such a heinous angry creature. She barley got elected surrogate wife, I think she beat out Steadman by like three votes or somthin.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 09, 2015 07:00 PM (KbNXw)

241 I saw on The Gateway Pundit blog that there are PAC's being formed to have Moochelle run- to keep an Obama as president.

You know I thought that during the first term that this is what they would do and then that sort of went away with her unlikeableness coming out. But, hey, if Dems seriously consider Hillary and her unlikeableness as worthy of the Presidency, why not Michelle?

Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2015 07:00 PM (Rx8ML)

242 No need to scan them.

Anything untoward, incriminating, or otherwise obscene has long since been erased with all the logs.

She could turn over the physical server and drives and there will be nothing there.

The whole point is that she broke laws in setting up the private email server and using it for official State Dept biz. Past tense.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2015 07:00 PM (XvsbD)

243 This here is Borgia territory
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine

At least I never sold nuclear secrets to the Chinese.

Posted by: Alexander VI at March 09, 2015 07:01 PM (GuwT9)

244 Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at March 09, 2015 06:59 PM (QCo5R)

Going to the Publishers on thurs. I'm taking a writing break.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 09, 2015 07:01 PM (KbNXw)

245 242 No need to scan them.

Anything untoward, incriminating, or otherwise obscene has long since been erased with all the logs.

You said it..

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 07:01 PM (Bn6aD)

246 MoochPACs will be Chicago machine backed

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 09, 2015 07:02 PM (Cq0oW)

247 The whole point is what she is hiding in the content of the emails

If she doesn't not have the physical server they can subpeona the company that has them

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 09, 2015 07:02 PM (zOTsN)

248 "
So who here really thinks this was take Hillary down?"

It's designed to take her out of the Primary and right now it looks fairly good. Take her down in legal terms, charges from the AG, etc. No. Whoever is fronting this is wanting Hillary to shirk and go away. I don't know if they've thought this on out from that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 09, 2015 07:02 PM (vvS6Q)

249 Jason Howerton @jason_howerton 3m3 minutes ago
Major Survey: Number of Americans Who Live in Household With at Least One Gun Is Lower Than Ever Before:
http://t.co/qn2itS6Nhf

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 07:02 PM (ZPrif)

250 At least Alexander VI had chestnuts, Gaylord? Execute a search warrant on Michelle's clutch purse.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 07:03 PM (WjcKy)

251 Drudge has a headline that says obama will share what is in the Iran "deal" with the American people once the deal is done..... Nice...

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Most transparent administration ever!

Posted by: Chilling the most at March 09, 2015 07:03 PM (zW5rQ)

252 Drudge has a headline that says obama will share what is in the Iran "deal" with the American people once the deal is done..... Nice...

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Most transparent administration ever!

Posted by: Chilling the most at March 09, 2015 07:03 PM (zW5rQ)

253 Only 32% of households have guns, down from about half in the early 80s.

This is mostly due to the decline of hunting and rural America.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 07:04 PM (ZPrif)

254 So who here really thinks this was take Hillary down?
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna
------------------

The similarity to one of Stalin's purges is obvious.
Hillary as Trotsky.

On the other hand, a year from now this will be forgotten..., like everything else the harpy has touched.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, Former FireFox user at March 09, 2015 07:04 PM (F2IAQ)

255 It's not just that they're not searchable.
It's that an email presented in paper form may be edited to say whatever you want it to say.
Are people truly this stupid in this idiocracy that they think a printout is the real thing?
Posted by: BuenaVista at March 09, 2015 06:06 PM

My wife is an IT professional, her comment was "This is bullshit". All those emails are in one file on her server, that could easily have been turned over rather than this nonsense of printing them out.

Something stinks here.

Posted by: Farmer at March 09, 2015 07:04 PM (o/90i)

256
Stall...stall...delay, then call it "old news".

The Clintons have used this tactic before, again and again.

And it has always worked. Before.

I'm hoping that this time, please God, just this one time...that it won't work.

Judging from the nervous sounds emitted by some Dems, I suspect it won't work. They're getting nervous over this, because the cumulation of Clintonian chicanery is just getting to be to much, and Hillary, while female, is not black.

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2015 07:05 PM (4nR9/)

257 Only 32% of households have guns, down from about half in the early 80s.

This is mostly due to the decline of hunting and rural America.

Mostly due to canoe accidents.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 07:05 PM (76/sn)

258 Only 32%? That number surprises me. I would have guessed at least 50%.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 09, 2015 07:05 PM (2x3L+)

259 When the JEf was talking about the iran deal did you notice the Freudian slip?

"When we make a deal, err....if we make a deal"

It's a done deal. He is the worst negotiator ever. My 15 year old daughter drives a harder bargain

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 09, 2015 07:05 PM (zOTsN)

260 Only 32% of households have guns, down from about half in the early 80s.
-----------

Where the hell did they all go?
I'm thinking that people just aren't talking.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, Former FireFox user at March 09, 2015 07:05 PM (F2IAQ)

261 253 Only 32% of households have guns, down from about half in the early 80s.
This is mostly due to the decline of hunting and rural America.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 07:04 PM (ZPrif)

--------

This is mostly due to all those unfortunate boating accidents.

Posted by: wheatie at March 09, 2015 07:05 PM (7cGIw)

262 Apparently the Planet Fitness perv doesn't even have sexual identity issues, he's just a hardcore sexual deviant.

It's funny. All the Trans people who are defending this are saying "Trans men are women, period. So you need to get over your displeasure at your 12 year old daughter seeing dong in the women's changing room."

What they refuse to address, is how does Planet Fitness, or any other establishment, discern between a Trans-person, and your garden variety dude who wants to see boobies? Or flasher dude?

What are they going to do? Ask for your Facebook password so they can verify you "liked" all the Trans activist group pages?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2015 07:06 PM (jhqr1)

263 An elecronic search for "f*ck" would get about 55,000 hits.

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 09, 2015 07:06 PM (+jijM)

264 >>MoochPACs will be Chicago machine backed

Does Michelle really want 4-8 more years in the WH, pretending to be in a loving marriage to Barack?

She's been pretty clear on how much she dislikes it there - she's called it a prison and said she's threatened her SS detail that she just wants to walk out of there without warning. Plus vacations. Why voluntarily stay - and while Barry *really* kicks back and golfs, watches ESPN 24/7?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2015 07:06 PM (bdqzU)

265 260 Only 32% of households have guns, down from about half in the early 80s.
-----------

Maybe only 32% "admitted " to owning them...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 07:06 PM (Bn6aD)

266 Only 32% of households have guns, down
from about half in the early 80s.
-----------
Where the hell did they all go?
I'm thinking that people just aren't talking.

Duh. Gun sales are thru the roof.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 07:06 PM (76/sn)

267 Smoke signals leave no paper trail paleface squaw.

Posted by: Lieawatha at March 09, 2015 07:06 PM (rzlnk)

268 Where the hell did they all go?
I'm thinking that people just aren't talking.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, Former FireFox user at March 09, 2015 07:05 PM (F2IAQ)

Exactly, or they took there sample in suburban Chicago.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 09, 2015 07:06 PM (KbNXw)

269 Apparently the Planet Fitness perv doesn't even have sexual identity issues, he's just a hardcore sexual deviant. I'm not big on "suing" but in this case I think the Woman has a good case...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 06:58 PM (Bn6aD)

I think we are all missing the larger, more important point of the Planet Fitness story....

we have now found the magical way of how to get out of an ironclad gym contract! Just claim you are intolerant of transgenders; problem solved!

Posted by: Someone trying to get out of their Gold's Gym contract at March 09, 2015 07:06 PM (yRwC8)

270 Going to the Publishers on thurs. I'm taking a writing break.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 09, 2015 07:01 PM (KbNXw)

Congrats!! Been wondering how you were doing.

Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at March 09, 2015 07:07 PM (QCo5R)

271 "Scumbag" is a little tame for this kind of behavior.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 09, 2015 07:07 PM (72D6h)

272 "Scumbag" is a little tame for this kind of behavior.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 09, 2015 07:07 PM (72D6h)

273 Someone invented a font that was designed to thwart OCR. Random defects in individual characters (serifs, inconsistent stroke widths, white dots and lines). Defective kerning tables that would run characters together or break one word into two. Glyphs randomly substituted for common letter pairs. PostScript printer drivers designed to misalign lines.

America. What a country!

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at March 09, 2015 07:07 PM (4pyhg)

274 "Mostly due to canoe accidents."

Heh!

"Guns. In the house? Er, no, not me. Uh-huh. No sir/ma'am."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 09, 2015 07:07 PM (vvS6Q)

275 271 "Scumbag" is a little tame for this kind of behavior.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 09, 2015 07:07 PM (72D6h)

272 "Scumbag" is a little tame for this kind of behavior.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 09, 2015 07:07 PM (72D6h)

Worth saying twice!

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 07:07 PM (Bn6aD)

276 Only 32% of households have guns, down from about half in the early 80s.

This is mostly due to the decline of hunting and rural America.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 07:04 PM (ZPrif)

Well that and all the terrible canoe accidents.

Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2015 07:07 PM (Rx8ML)

277 260
Where the hell did they all go?
I'm thinking that people just aren't talking.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, Former FireFox user at March 09, 2015 07:05 PM (F2IAQ)

I certainly would not participate in such a survey.

...if I had any guns, that is. Which I totally don't.

Posted by: rickl at March 09, 2015 07:08 PM (sdi6R)

278 It's a done deal. He is the worst negotiator ever. My 15 year old daughter drives a harder bargain

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine

Clearly you've never stared down the trembling chin of a distraught daughter.

Maybe only 32% "admitted " to owning them...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again

Epidemic of boating accidents.

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2015 07:08 PM (4nR9/)

279 No need to scan them.

Anything untoward, incriminating, or otherwise obscene has long since been erased with all the logs.

She could turn over the physical server and drives and there will be nothing there.

Sure, but scrubbing docs is hard. The doc scrubbers have missed something. Either an incriminating email, or reference to a missing document, or addressing a comment to someone SecState shouldn't be talking to, or something.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2015 07:08 PM (jhqr1)

280 I am the only person on planet earth who says no to my daughter. We should send her

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 09, 2015 07:09 PM (zOTsN)

281 >>Major Survey: Number of Americans Who Live in Household With at Least One Gun Is Lower Than Ever Before:

Charlize has been busy.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2015 07:09 PM (bdqzU)

282 "Just claim you are intolerant of transgenders; problem solved!"

Maybe sorta brilliant. I tried to send LA Fitness packing for a year and this never occurred to me.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 09, 2015 07:09 PM (vvS6Q)

283 256...Judging from the nervous sounds emitted by some Dems, I suspect it won't work. They're getting nervous over this, because the cumulation of Clintonian chicanery is just getting to be to much, and Hillary, while female, is not black.

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2015 07:05 PM (4nR9/)

---------

Let's hope so, pep.
The Clintons have always acted like they can get away with anything...and they have.

Posted by: wheatie at March 09, 2015 07:09 PM (7cGIw)

284 Epidemic of boating accidents.

What lake? "Oh, it doesn't exist anymore.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 07:09 PM (76/sn)

285 I thought it had already been demonstrated that Cankles knew that the Benghazi attack was the work of terrorists, and that she knew this when it was reported to the WH.

Why is this miserable scrunt not in jail? Oh, right. GOP. Worthless, invertebrate scum; the lot of them. *spits*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 09, 2015 07:09 PM (60Vyp)

286 Congrats!! Been wondering how you were doing.
Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at March 09, 2015 07:07 PM (QCo5R)

Thanks, I appreciate that. I keep a facebook page for my fans. Yeah, right? I actually got fans. It's AuthorJackJuly. If you do facebook you can stop by there, I keep em up to date.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 09, 2015 07:10 PM (KbNXw)

287 249 Jason Howerton @jason_howerton 3m3 minutes ago
Major Survey: Number of Americans Who Live in Household With at Least One Gun Is Lower Than Ever Before:
http://t.co/qn2itS6Nhf

-/----
So many canoe accidents.

Posted by: Chilling the most at March 09, 2015 07:10 PM (zW5rQ)

288 OT, but this is pretty cool:

http://www.popsci.com/look-tiny-drone-video

Watch the video.

Posted by: rickl at March 09, 2015 07:10 PM (sdi6R)

289 Bullshit, this is why image analysis is a big thing. They may have contract for software but the idea the state department just can't is a load of crap

Let's put it this way... If they can get your plate at 500 feet then a scanned document is trivial.

Posted by: Patrick J. at March 09, 2015 07:10 PM (97I0d)

290 Lets face it, most of this administration should be behind bars.... Unfortunately the media will protect them at all costs...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 07:11 PM (Bn6aD)

291 NSA prolly has ALLL her unredacted emails.

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 09, 2015 07:11 PM (zOTsN)

292 Thanks, I appreciate that. I keep a facebook page for my fans. Yeah, right? I actually got fans. It's AuthorJackJuly. If you do facebook you can stop by there, I keep em up to date.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet

Welcome back!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 07:11 PM (76/sn)

293 253 Only 32% of households have guns, down from about half in the early 80s.
This is mostly due to the decline of hunting and rural America.

Posted by: Costanza Defense

The US pop in 1980 was 226.5 mil. 50% = 113mil.
Pop today: 310 mil. 32% = 99mil.

Not a huge change in the absolute number.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2015 07:12 PM (XvsbD)

294 Fair warning to the Planet Fitness pervs: if my 12 y.o. niece sees a dong in the women's locker room, you won't have to wait for surgery to get a chopitoffame.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at March 09, 2015 07:13 PM (GuwT9)

295 I've done a fair amount of scanning of text document such as paperback books for conversion to e-book via OCR (optical character recognition) software. With a dozen of the much more high-end scanners you can get for about $1,000, a crew of interns could have all of this converted to searchable digital form in a couple of days.

I'd bill HRC for the scanners and the interns' time.

Posted by: Epobirs at March 09, 2015 07:13 PM (IdCqF)

296 "What lake? "Oh, it doesn't exist anymore."

Goddam Army Corpse of Engineers.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 09, 2015 07:13 PM (vvS6Q)

297 Well, this *is* the 7th century administration you know, so be thankful you didn't get the fuckers on clay tablets.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2015 07:13 PM (FMbng)

298 Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 07:11 PM (Bn6aD)

We need to do a Romania December 1989. Those people are out of control. Hell the ones on our side are out of control.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 09, 2015 07:13 PM (KbNXw)

299 Only 32% of households have guns, down from about half in the early 80s.

This is mostly due to the decline of hunting and rural America.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 07:04 PM (ZPrif)

Well that and all the terrible canoe accidents.
Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2015 07:07 PM (Rx8ML)

This is the result of telling your doctor to take a flying leap when he asks if you have guns in the home......

Posted by: Jen the original at March 09, 2015 07:13 PM (9D7Ji)

300 Maybe sorta brilliant. I tried to send LA Fitness packing for a year and this never occurred to me.

My LA Fitness gym locker room was a hot spot for flabby old gay guys cruising for tail. They were overt about it. I turned down more guys asking for my number than I've ever turned down ladies. And I've got a ring on my finger!

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2015 07:13 PM (jhqr1)

301 Exactly, or they took there sample in suburban Chicago.

Shhhh, a shitload of us have boats that have accidents too.

Posted by: dartist at March 09, 2015 07:14 PM (ahBY0)

302 Welcome back!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 07:11 PM (76/sn)

I never left, I peek in on Y'all.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 09, 2015 07:14 PM (KbNXw)

303 Nood

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at March 09, 2015 07:15 PM (GuwT9)

304 "What lake? "Oh, it doesn't exist anymore."
Goddam Army Corpse of Engineers.

Globull Warmening. It dried up.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 07:16 PM (76/sn)

305 Scumbags is too mild.

Posted by: Feh at March 09, 2015 07:16 PM (g/zj9)

306 Seize the server and run forensics. Bet most of the interesting stuff is still reciloverable.

Posted by: esch at March 09, 2015 07:16 PM (BQJJ4)

307 "I turned down more guys asking for my number than I've ever turned down ladies."

Ewww.

Get a home gym set?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 09, 2015 07:16 PM (vvS6Q)

308 I'm thinking that people just aren't talking.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, Former FireFox user at March 09, 2015 07:05 PM (F2IAQ)

With this government? That's a very safe bet. I would answer: "No and Fuck you, too" ever since Poppy Shitferbrains decided to push the stupid useless "Assault Weapons" ban.That cocksucker can go deep six a fucking TBF.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at March 09, 2015 07:20 PM (lY1vf)

309 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at March 09, 2015 07:10 PM (KbNXw)

Thanks for the info. I had no idea how to find you. I don't fb but wifey does. Good luck!

Posted by: The Mega Indepedent at March 09, 2015 07:20 PM (QCo5R)

310 Ewww.

Get a home gym set?

My place doesn't have space for it. I've started going to a different gym that's further away. Less convenient, but more appropriate for me.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2015 07:23 PM (jhqr1)

311 107 Do these e-mails make my lying ass look big?

Posted by: Hillary at March 09, 2015 06:24 PM (sQzB6)

Not to worry! Your Lying Ass doesn't need any help in look big.

Posted by: JB1000 at March 09, 2015 07:26 PM (WLJbV)

312 She's a scorpio; we should expect nothing less from her! She isn't going to help them nail her tuckus to the wall. She's going to make 'em work for it. Of course, the Repubes wouldn't do anything anyway, and the media loves her. Nothing will come of this scandal. It will be swept under the rug like every other dirty rotten lying mess with which the Clintons have been involved.

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at March 09, 2015 07:30 PM (2/oBD)

313 grep the message tracking logs for the State Dept. servers and other three letter agencies later. Once the relevant emails are determined from this output, (if needed) issue a subpeona and get electronic copies of each email. Whoever she communicated with has a copy of their communcation on the other end.

No man is an island, this goes for email as well.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at March 09, 2015 07:51 PM (eMJ+y)

314 Have Google scanner??

Posted by: JohnMc at March 09, 2015 08:06 PM (RHBWt)

315 Team corrupt old woman just gave America the middle finger!As well that the 55 thousand are probably only the ones she wants you to see.Anything regarding Benghazi,foundation bribes or correspondence regarding Bills shopping trips to Toys-R-Us to buy his toddler girlfriends presents are deeply buried or destroyed.

Posted by: Rufusrastrasjohnsonbrown at March 09, 2015 08:12 PM (rrBlN)

316 Alphabet channel talking head Scott Pelley reported minutes ago Hildabeast turned over 55000 pages of emails. He failed to report that they were actual pieces of paper. He failed to report the law requires electronic storage of email under FOIA..

Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2015 08:49 PM (mkQy0)

317 This kind of situation makes me want to just go ahead and shit myself.

Posted by: Dirty Randy at March 09, 2015 08:54 PM (xOu6p)

318 Actually, I am a contract doc review attorney - on a project right now, in fact. 55,000 pages is probably only half that (at most) the number of emails. One attorney on easy, interesting stuff like this could easily do 700 documents a day. So, yeah if on electronic media (that could be put on a platform like Relativity), ten doc review attorneys could knock it off in a week if they were still emails and not printed out.

By the way, what you are mainly going to see will be almost all articles forwarded from publicly available sources.

Posted by: algore at March 09, 2015 09:15 PM (B+ujR)

319 In response to a Hillary apologist on NewsBusters yesterday, I wrote this:

Uh, yeah. Has the server physically been turned over to State? Since
when do we refer to electronic emails as "pages"? These were printed
pages of selected emails. Unless you can cite proof otherwise.
Go.
Uh huh.

Posted by: bkeyser at March 09, 2015 09:54 PM (dG7DS)

320 Hillary Clinton Sent Over 55,000 Physical Paper Pages of Email Print-Outs to State, Which (and I'm Sure This Is Just a Happy Incident) Cannot Be Searched Except by Hand

Run 'em through a scanner and turn them into searchable Acrobat files.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at March 09, 2015 10:12 PM (4/DX1)

321 Same reason Obamacare is 10,000 pages long.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 09, 2015 10:43 PM (cZOkr)

322
So...drop them into a scanner that has an automated document feeder. It will take some time, but then they can be posted on a web site and run through an optical character recognition program to convert to text, and then crowdsourced to correct any problems the OCR program spews forth.

Electronic delivery? check.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at March 10, 2015 09:17 AM (1hM1d)

323 Yeah, just send them all through a high speed document imager and OCR them back into searchable files.

Posted by: HeftyJo at March 10, 2015 02:17 PM (bpSFK)

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