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Open Thread
Wassily Kandinsky, "Houses in Murnau on Obermarkt" (190
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: HH at March 09, 2015 11:02 AM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 09, 2015 11:02 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Lauren's horde of children. at March 09, 2015 11:03 AM (MYCIw)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 09, 2015 11:03 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 11:04 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 11:04 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2015 11:04 AM (bdqzU)
Posted by: HH at March 09, 2015 11:04 AM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 11:05 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Kandinsky at March 09, 2015 11:05 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 09, 2015 11:05 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 09, 2015 11:05 AM (scgac)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 09, 2015 11:05 AM (vvS6Q)
Why can't political Tanya Harding just accept that she'll never get the Olympic gold and just retire?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2015 11:05 AM (bdqzU)
Posted by: Jdub at March 09, 2015 11:06 AM (WDySP)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 11:06 AM (EDmmF)
Posted by: Just Some Guy at March 09, 2015 11:06 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 11:06 AM (WjcKy)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 09, 2015 11:06 AM (vvS6Q)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 11:07 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Lauren's horde of children. at March 09, 2015 11:07 AM (MYCIw)
Geez.
Posted by: Iblis at March 09, 2015 11:07 AM (U0ndG)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 11:07 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2015 11:07 AM (hzrlb)
Posted by: Jackson Pollack at March 09, 2015 11:07 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 11:08 AM (EDmmF)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 11:08 AM (WjcKy)
Me likey!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2015 11:04 AM (bdqzU)
One of these days, it will be the brightest Monday you'll ever see.
Posted by: steveegg at March 09, 2015 11:08 AM (cL79m)
And, DO NOT, click the picture.
Which of course I did because Moron.
I would never have guessed this to be a Kandinsky.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 09, 2015 11:08 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 09, 2015 11:09 AM (vvS6Q)
Posted by: Paul Klee at March 09, 2015 11:09 AM (lG2E3)
****
Maybe Lizzie Warren should buy some shin pads.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 09, 2015 11:09 AM (NeFrd)
SMOD?? Yellowstone caldera??? With the way things are going, bring it!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2015 11:10 AM (bdqzU)
http://tinyurl.com/ngtmeht
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 09, 2015 11:10 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Penfold at March 09, 2015 11:10 AM (Fbt5B)
Liberal Hippies? I can not imagine any way I would be sending by sons money unless they had a medical issue.
Living with me? Not a chance.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 09, 2015 11:10 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2015 11:10 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 09, 2015 11:10 AM (PtTYB)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 09, 2015 11:10 AM (NeFrd)
http://www.e2046.com/product/18735/
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 11:08 AM (WjcKy)
No Lady Godiva?
Posted by: Country Singer at March 09, 2015 11:11 AM (8hctH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 11:11 AM (WjcKy)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 09, 2015 11:11 AM (lmdHn)
Because she knows if she manages to secure the Donk's nomination, in spite of all this, she has a better than even chance to get enough LIV's to support her to win the gold. And she's right.
Posted by: DocJ at March 09, 2015 11:11 AM (zrsn3)
That air corridor across northeatern Saudi Arabia?
WIDE. OPEN.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2015 11:12 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 09, 2015 11:12 AM (vvS6Q)
You own cats?
Nothing like cold, early morning hairballs between your toes.
Except, maybe warm hairballs on your pillow.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2015 11:12 AM (hzrlb)
Posted by: OSTB at March 09, 2015 11:12 AM (MEwQN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 11:12 AM (WjcKy)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 09, 2015 11:12 AM (wtvvX)
Marriage isn't a word, it is a sentence.
I got married for life but I got time off for bad behavior.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 09, 2015 11:12 AM (JtwS4)
Let's google some famous works by Picasso, which then leads google to suggest 'les demoinselles d'avignon'
It's ART, you maroons.
Posted by: G. Rodger Aimes at March 09, 2015 11:13 AM (q/aTs)
I've always wondered if her carpet matches her greasy curly drapes.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 09, 2015 11:13 AM (PtTYB)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed
He didn't use his finger..........
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 09, 2015 11:13 AM (b7GF2)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 09, 2015 11:13 AM (so+oy)
Sure, why not? But Kerrigan didn't get the gold, either. A young, Russian upstart stole the show....
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2015 11:13 AM (bdqzU)
Marriage is a wonderful institution. Why anyone would want to be in an institution is a mystery.
Posted by: DocJ at March 09, 2015 11:13 AM (zrsn3)
It's just something I've always wanted to say in the comments section but never had a reason to. Still don't, but now that I've gotten it out of my system I can say...
Hillary makes my hemerroids itch.
Posted by: fairweatherbill at March 09, 2015 11:13 AM (cNpuB)
You owe me 3 shipments of mind-bleach for that one.
Posted by: steveegg at March 09, 2015 11:14 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: MTF, Bring On the Art. 5 Convention! at March 09, 2015 11:14 AM (FCsIb)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 09, 2015 11:14 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 09, 2015 11:15 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 09, 2015 11:15 AM (shFKH)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 09, 2015 11:15 AM (P330y)
I have a hard time with color.
I'm one of those people who have 26 000 2 insq color samples painted on the wall while I try to pick a new color for the room ...
Posted by: Adriane the Modern Art Critic ... at March 09, 2015 11:15 AM (P+IZm)
And you owe me 5 cases of mind-bleach.
Posted by: steveegg at March 09, 2015 11:15 AM (cL79m)
And half of the Ukraine.
Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all week. Please tip your bartenders and wait staff. And the unfortunately furry gentlemen over there writing the 80,000 word review of the Spongebob Squarepants movie.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2015 11:15 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 11:16 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Country Singer at March 09, 2015 11:16 AM (8hctH)
And the fundraising appeal of the "foundation" goes south. Once she's declared sincerely dead, the Clinton wing sharply reduced.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 09, 2015 11:16 AM (b7GF2)
_________________
Yes, and as we've seen from the Obama example, the opportunities for graft when you're the president are virtually unlimited. Right now the Clintons just scam tens of millions. With Hillary in the White House, they can be scamming Billions (for themselves and their progeny), while also continuing to scam Trillions to various Dim special interest groups (like illegal aliens) to keep the Dims in power forever (or at least until the rioting and civil war begins).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 09, 2015 11:16 AM (lmdHn)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 09, 2015 11:16 AM (u8GsB)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 09, 2015 11:16 AM (vvS6Q)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2015 11:17 AM (bdqzU)
Posted by: bubba clinton looking for a little relief at March 09, 2015 11:17 AM (cNpuB)
http://tinyurl.com/lhfyosc
Conservatives are to the Republican Party what blacks and women are to the Democrat Party. As long as conservatives, no matter how badly the GOP fucks them, are a reliable vote, we will never hear McCoy say, "It's dead, Jim."
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 09, 2015 11:17 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 11:17 AM (S+el1)
This.
If we want an actual Conservative party, we need to create a new one.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 11:18 AM (kff5f)
I'd be really impressed when you find AtC.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 11:17 AM (S+el1)
She right over there, hiding behind a cobblestone.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 11:18 AM (2Ojst)
This is what i get for being just a lurker and being out of the info loop eh?
Posted by: Cycomiko66 at March 09, 2015 11:18 AM (aulvH)
Posted by: Barry O. at March 09, 2015 11:18 AM (vvS6Q)
Five Million Dollars less.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 11:18 AM (WjcKy)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 11:17 AM (S+el1)
The zoom on this laptop isn't that good.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 11:18 AM (kff5f)
Clinic think President Obama should fire those stooped senators for lying to Iran about our Preseent of Color. Don't they know this makes Presdent Obama look weak just like Bush? We call on Presdent Obama to tell these people he is in charge and not to make stooped datements to our friends. Bush lied to these people for eight years andour presdent of color is trying to resolve this great travesty !!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 09, 2015 11:19 AM (Sd++4)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 11:19 AM (WjcKy)
Get in the pool, weakling.
It's rarely fatal. Well, mostly rarely.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2015 11:19 AM (659DL)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 09, 2015 11:17 AM (BZAd3)
My laryngitis will clear up by the end of 2016.
Posted by: Bones McCoy at March 09, 2015 11:19 AM (cL79m)
You own cats?
Nothing like cold, early morning hairballs between your toes.
Only thing that beats that is stepping on said cat. And feeing claws sink deep in tender foot flesh.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 11:19 AM (EDmmF)
I was just down in the cafeteria and they had the "View" on. Whoopi was circling the wagons for Hillary.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 11:19 AM (S+el1)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 11:20 AM (kff5f)
the Democrat Party. As long as conservatives, no matter how badly the
GOP fucks them, are a reliable vote, we will never hear McCoy say, "It's
dead, Jim."
Precisely.
Posted by: DocJ at March 09, 2015 11:20 AM (zrsn3)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 11:18 AM (2Ojst)
Behind or beneath?
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 11:20 AM (S+el1)
Two words: Legos.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 09, 2015 11:20 AM (0HooB)
That she's not tells you everything you need to know about Hollywood.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 11:21 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2015 11:21 AM (hzrlb)
Now got this image from Blazing Saddles of the one wagon circling like mad and St. Cankles of the Pantsuits is trying to whip those poor mules into going faster.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 11:21 AM (WjcKy)
Whoopi was circling the wagons for Hillary.
Must be a pretty small wagon train. The White House and MSNBC aren't even bothering.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 09, 2015 11:21 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 09, 2015 11:20 AM (0HooB)
For those of us who play role-playing games: D4s.
Especially those evil Game Science laser-cut ones.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 11:21 AM (kff5f)
They'll need a lot of wagons to get around her fat ass.
Posted by: bubba clinton looking for a little relief at March 09, 2015 11:22 AM (cNpuB)
That was actually a real movie? I thought it was a joke.
Posted by: Barry O. at March 09, 2015 11:22 AM (vvS6Q)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2015 11:22 AM (bdqzU)
Of course the WH isn't- there's nothing in it for them to defend her.
That MSNBC isn't is one of the reasons I believe this is being done by someone on the Left.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 11:23 AM (kff5f)
http://tinyurl.com/lhfyosc
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 09, 2015 11:17 AM (BZAd3)
I miss Nice Deb.
By the way, El PRL is Solomon Grundy but with none of the strength (unless you count smell).
Posted by: steveegg at March 09, 2015 11:23 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: Newt at March 09, 2015 11:23 AM (evdj2)
i.e. the White House
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 11:23 AM (S+el1)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2015 11:23 AM (hzrlb)
Posted by: Barry O. at March 09, 2015 11:24 AM (vvS6Q)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 09, 2015 11:24 AM (evdj2)
Especially those evil Game Science laser-cut ones.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 11:21 AM (kff5f)
^This. They're like stepping on caltrops.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 11:24 AM (2Ojst)
No. THIS is the joke. Guess who they're making into an action star?
http://tinyurl.com/mvsepbj
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2015 11:24 AM (659DL)
Spunky inventor creating the Greatest Thing Evar!!! in his garage? Check.
Evil "weapons maker" trying to "run the small guy out of the market." Check.
Evil warmonger in government? Check.
And on and on.
List me on the side of "not wanting AI soldiers."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 11:24 AM (kff5f)
Hence anyone getting said credit should never be allowed to make another movie. But the guy behind CrappIe has been tapped to make an Aliens movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 11:25 AM (WjcKy)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 11:25 AM (S+el1)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 09, 2015 11:26 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2015 11:26 AM (659DL)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 09, 2015 11:26 AM (evdj2)
I never saw it. I think it just missed me, demographically.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 11:26 AM (kff5f)
Not their fault, as the weather has really screwed with everyone.
But still, I wanna see what they sent me for a G/VG offering.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2015 11:27 AM (hzrlb)
How amazing is it that you will step on the only Lego in a dark room?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 09, 2015 11:27 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Kraken at March 09, 2015 11:27 AM (5+mPY)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 09, 2015 11:27 AM (60IJ+)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2015 11:26 AM (659DL)
Then I won't want them to be AI soldiers.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 11:27 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 11:28 AM (WjcKy)
Posted by: Typical Moron at March 09, 2015 11:29 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 11:29 AM (S+el1)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 11:27 AM (kff5f)
"She's trained for an off-World kick murder squad. Talk about beauty and the beast - she's both."
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 11:29 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 11:29 AM (WjcKy)
Posted by: G. Rodger Aimes at March 09, 2015 11:30 AM (q/aTs)
How amazing is it that you will step on the only Lego in a dark room?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 09, 2015 11:27 AM (0HooB)
My favorite is jacks.
Posted by: Kraken at March 09, 2015 11:30 AM (5+mPY)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 11:29 AM (WjcKy)
Heh. "I forgot...are you circumcised?"
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 11:30 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 09, 2015 11:30 AM (60IJ+)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 09, 2015 11:30 AM (0HooB)
Caught a Kandinsky retrospective last summer, it was pretty good.
http://mam.org/kandinsky/
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 09, 2015 11:31 AM (/kI1Q)
Just be sure to unplug first.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 11:31 AM (S+el1)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 09, 2015 11:31 AM (j6e8f)
Settle for Boomer
Get
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 11:28 AM (WjcKy)
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 11:31 AM (GQ8sn)
So, every new movie is trying to be the next "Taken" and every movie Neeson is in nowadays is a rip-off.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 09, 2015 11:32 AM (vvS6Q)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 11:32 AM (WjcKy)
Not.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 09, 2015 11:32 AM (TPjwz)
I didn't watch it (and I'm surprised that others did).
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 09, 2015 11:33 AM (z7oSi)
Whatcha get?
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 11:33 AM (GQ8sn)
Legal Insurrection @LegInsurrection 1h1 hour ago
.@GovWalker signs Right to Work law http://shar.es/1fW3Mi
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 11:33 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Stumpy at March 09, 2015 11:34 AM (hzrlb)
1) Fuck Neeson with a pineapple.
B) Of course- "Taken" was decently good and made decent money.
III) You can't expect them to try some originality, can you?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 11:34 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Stumpy at March 09, 2015 11:35 AM (hzrlb)
As with many sequels, it wasn't as good as the original.
That said, it wasn't bad, either.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 11:35 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2015 11:35 AM (bdqzU)
What can I say?
I like them.
Posted by: Stumpy at March 09, 2015 11:35 AM (hzrlb)
Hola!
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 11:35 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2015 11:35 AM (hzrlb)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 11:36 AM (WjcKy)
http://tinyurl.com/pf4g6z2
No need for there ever to be another song... ever.
Music is over.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 09, 2015 11:36 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 11:36 AM (EDmmF)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2015 11:36 AM (659DL)
Get this, they had the ZQ1 box of 30 marked down to $9, the same price as a box of 20!!! I said everything you got on the shelves!!!!
Got 17 boxes!
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 11:36 AM (GQ8sn)
I guess Neeson's character finally ran out of family to kill and now they're forced to pick random people who accidentally dialed his cell phone for him to save.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 09, 2015 11:37 AM (0HooB)
For people who claim to believe that Western Civilization and culture are a good thing, we sure shit on it a lot around here. *srednop*
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 09, 2015 11:37 AM (/kI1Q)
How fucked up is that?
businesses and unions should be left alone to negotiate labor contracts. Note that they don't think workers should be involved. Just "unions."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 11:37 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 11:37 AM (EDmmF)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2015 11:37 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2015 11:37 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 11:37 AM (WjcKy)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 09, 2015 11:37 AM (z7oSi)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2015 11:37 AM (hzrlb)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2015 11:35 AM (bdqzU)
I'm two episodes behind. I've been thinking though, how many more season could they realisitically go, because the "big group of walkers" or "bad human group" plotlines are getting a little old.
Posted by: Mainah at March 09, 2015 11:38 AM (659DL)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcel_Duchamp
pure alchemy, except in my case it was turning feces into money
Posted by: Marcel Duchamp at March 09, 2015 11:38 AM (d9s6A)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 11:37 AM (WjcKy)
Here I am, walking out of the store with two large quadruple bagged arms of ammo and a shit-eating grin.
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 11:38 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2015 11:38 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 11:39 AM (S+el1)
*sniff*
Could we have a moment of silence, please?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 09, 2015 11:39 AM (0HooB)
Do not mention this to Nip Sip.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2015 11:37 AM (hzrlb)
Why? Because he will tell you he knows a guy with 18 boxes and a 20" dick?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2015 11:39 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 11:40 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Penfold at March 09, 2015 11:40 AM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 09, 2015 11:40 AM (vvS6Q)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2015 11:37 AM (hzrlb)
What's funny was they had the 720rd can in the rotating display with the shotties and plinkers. That was marked $457. That's 63 cents/rd. I asked if they could break it open and sell me the contents for the same rollback price. They said no. I half-considered getting the store manager to ask him.
Who the hell would buy the can for double the price?
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 11:40 AM (GQ8sn)
No.
Cause he will be chasing Wal-Marts from here to hell and back, trying to get more.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2015 11:41 AM (hzrlb)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 11:42 AM (WjcKy)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 11:42 AM (WjcKy)
It was three or four sealed battlepacks inside the can.
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 11:43 AM (GQ8sn)
Such predictions were made for Billy on several occasions. True, she isn't Bill, but the machine is powerful.
Also.., if she goes down, who will the Clintons get in bed with? Warren, or O'Malley? Both?
I'm still calling it O'Malley/Warren for the ticket.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2015 11:43 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2015 11:27 AM (hzrlb)
I was tracking a package a month or so ago and I watched it go from Texas to the sorting facility in CO twice. I thought that the package was just like me, it never wanted to leave Texas in the first place.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 09, 2015 11:43 AM (BZAd3)
Now, should i prepare for a swift fiery doom or do i win a door prize for belling the cat? And should i put on my cod piece and shin guards due to the fact that if she is so height challenged that she would only be able to reach from the hips on down?
Yes, i have a death wish, but im old, beaten up like an old car and could care less.
Posted by: Cycomiko66 at March 09, 2015 11:43 AM (aulvH)
Cause he will be chasing Wal-Marts from here to hell and back, trying to get more.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2015 11:41 AM (hzrlb)
He crosses into my state, I'll have him nabbed.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2015 11:43 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Goov, the Neanderthal Cave Painter at March 09, 2015 11:43 AM (za+mW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 11:44 AM (WjcKy)
You don't spend much time paying attention to the average Walmart shopper, do you?
Put up a sign that says "Socks, $1.25 per pair, or three pair for five dollars"
Watch what happens.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2015 11:44 AM (hzrlb)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 09, 2015 11:44 AM (0HooB)
My guess would be mag. loads. 720/30=24 mags
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 11:45 AM (S+el1)
Posted by: Costanza
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It's as if they are Lost.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2015 11:45 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Random Dude at March 09, 2015 11:45 AM (vgIRn)
Do you really want a hipster named Spencer covering your back after the Zombie Apocalypse?
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 09, 2015 11:45 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 11:46 AM (WjcKy)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 11:44 AM (WjcKy)
Sealed plastic/vinyl packs of 30 rounds. Eight boxes inside each "bandolier". Three bandoliers per can.
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 11:46 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 11:46 AM (S+el1)
Watch what happens.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2015 11:44 AM (hzrlb)
SEE???? That's because 5.00 is a friendly number... and we teach that friendly numbers are better!
Posted by: Common Core for the Fail.... at March 09, 2015 11:46 AM (qh617)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2015 11:43 AM (F2IAQ
Consistency will get you everywhere Mr. Hammer.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2015 11:47 AM (l1zOH)
David Allen Coe
George Jones, "He Stopped Loving Her Today."
Those disagreeing will be barrelled.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2015 11:47 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 09, 2015 11:48 AM (JtwS4)
If someone had, say, a 7 season story and just wrote for that- then stopped? That would be awesome.
As far as I know (other than some shows on premium channels like HBO or Showtime) that has been done twice- Babylon 5, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. And BtVS only sort of counts.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 11:48 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 09, 2015 11:48 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 11:48 AM (WjcKy)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2015 11:48 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Misanthropic
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You only say that because you've never had to deal with Mrs. Hammer's logic.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2015 11:49 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 11:49 AM (WjcKy)
Walking Dead is just a depressing slog with no hope of anything ever being explained. And they've run out of ways to outgross themselves with the zombie kills. First couple seasons had every more guts and gore and grossness. But the 1,000th head-crushing crunch and squish and it barely even registers.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 11:49 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Martin Owe'Malley (D)umbass at March 09, 2015 11:49 AM (hzrlb)
I often have to ask Mrs. Tenther: "Are you using girl logic on me?"
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 11:50 AM (kff5f)
That's the way "BB" was done. Planned for 5 seasons and that's that. Obviously, "Saul" is the same way.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 09, 2015 11:50 AM (vvS6Q)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 09, 2015 11:51 AM (afQnV)
In many ways, this is the story of Obama.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2015 11:51 AM (659DL)
So the Bander Boys and I watched "Whiplash" this weekend.
No. 1. Son is a big fan. I did not like. I love JK Simmons and will watch him in anything, and he was good, but he's good in Farmer's ads too.
Big plot holes and a character I didn't care about in the alleged "lead" role.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 09, 2015 11:51 AM (JtwS4)
Yeah. Based on what people were saying about the series, I figured it had two good seasons in it. Three if the writers were willing to "go there" with the not-so-slow slide into insanity which is apparently depicted in the comic.
But this indefinite "group of nomadic survivors" thing just doesn't have that much play.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 11:52 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 09, 2015 11:52 AM (60IJ+)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 11:52 AM (S+el1)
David Allen Coe
George Jones, "He Stopped Loving Her Today."
Those disagreeing will be barrelled.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2015 11:47 AM (659DL)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubKUP8c0FHE
Posted by: Jen the original at March 09, 2015 11:53 AM (9D7Ji)
What's all this now?
Posted by: Meremortal at March 09, 2015 11:53 AM (1Y+hH)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/huskys-fox-grom-14.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 11:53 AM (WjcKy)
"TWD" has gotten into a predictability loop. Run into "new" community which seem to offer salvation, they are harboring big secrets though, and, it takes a season to play it out and for the good group to get away. Rinse and repeat for the last several seasons.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 09, 2015 11:53 AM (vvS6Q)
I have not heard of either of those.
Are they network TV, or premium channel?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 11:53 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 11:52 AM (S+el1)
That's because "logic" is just an oppressive construct of the white, cis-normative male patriarchy.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 11:53 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2015 11:54 AM (659DL)
Are they network TV, or premium channel?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 11:53 AM (kff5f)
Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul.
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 11:54 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 11:50 AM (kff5f)
You must have a very comfortable couch.
Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2015 11:54 AM (Rx8ML)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 09, 2015 11:53 AM (vvS6Q)
Yup. It's gotten a bit stale, I'm afraid. There are still some good moments of tension, but they need to come up with a new angle soon.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 11:54 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Anna
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The cat is a collection of unstable synapses. Any random perturbation can trigger unpredictable irrational behavior. There is no 'logic' there..., aside from the food bowl and the litter box.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2015 11:55 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 11:53 AM (2Ojst)
So logic is race and gender specific.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 11:55 AM (S+el1)
Logic is like math. It just "is".
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 11:55 AM (EDmmF)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2015 11:55 AM (F2IAQ)
Cat logic: I must be in the other room RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 11:55 AM (GQ8sn)
What's all this now?
Maduro is finding out that being an idiot is less of a winning strategy when oil is $50 a barrel.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2015 11:55 AM (659DL)
Oh. Whoops.
Okay, Breaking Bad isn't exactly premium cable, but it's not network either. Sub-premium maybe?
(and I still don't know Better Call Saul).
That said, there's still the question of if these are the rule or the exception.
When we get to the point that it's "the rule," then I think we'll start seeing much better TV.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 11:56 AM (kff5f)
Said no husband ever, in earshot of his wife.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2015 11:56 AM (hzrlb)
The initial hype was about seeing that much gore and grossness and guts dripping and brain splattering on a weekly TV show. That sort of OMG, I Can't Believe This Is On TV! reaction. That and the willingness to regularly kill off major cast members in gruesome fashion.
But that was years ago. The shock value has worn off. It's mostly just a soap opera relationship drama now.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 11:56 AM (ZPrif)
Said no husband ever, in earshot of his wife.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2015 11:56 AM (hzrlb)
And then I said
*looks around*
*drives to the next county*
*looks around again*
Biiiiiiiiiiitch!
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 11:57 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 11:57 AM (WjcKy)
(and I still don't know Better Call Saul).
That said, there's still the question of if these are the rule or the exception.
When we get to the point that it's "the rule," then I think we'll start seeing much better TV.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 11:56 AM (kff5f)
Not sure if AMC was basic cable or not.
Better Call Saul is a spinoff of BB, set before that series with a lawyer character who is shady.
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 11:57 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2015 11:54 AM (Rx8ML)
Usually, that's about 2/3s of the way through the "discussion."
Once I know I'm supposed to be translating from Girl Logic, the last 1/3 tends to go better.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 11:57 AM (kff5f)
That and the willingness to regularly kill off major cast members in gruesome fashion.
"Look at the flowers Lizzie".
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 11:58 AM (EDmmF)
When you decode that, please post it on that blog you don't have.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 09, 2015 11:59 AM (0HooB)
And of course the totally implausible community of Alexandria (implausible in the framework the show itself has established, like so many of itssituations) is "sustainable!!!!" with ..... solar power(pixie dust!) that doesn't work and is never even a factor in baseload power like the community has. Uh huh.
One reason modern "entertainment" is so intolerable (aside from the very low basic quality itself) - Soviet-level, relentless proselytizing of the crudest sort on every idiotic, destructive hobby horse consuming the society, fromTeh Gay obssession to ignorant luddite "environmentalism".
Posted by: rhomboid at March 09, 2015 11:59 AM (afQnV)
Once I know I'm supposed to be translating from Girl Logic, the last 1/3 tends to go better.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 11:57 AM (kff5f)
"Sweetheart, just because you had a dream that I was cheating on you, doesn't mean I'm cheating on you."
"DON'T YOU TELL ME HOW TO FEEL!!!!!"
"I wasn't, all I'm saying is..."
"IT'S REAL TO ME!!!!!"
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 11:59 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 12:00 PM (WjcKy)
Posted by: Anna
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But Cuba? Why..., there we are poised to achieve a diplomatic triumph.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2015 12:00 PM (F2IAQ)
*looks around*
*drives to the next county*
*looks around again*
Biiiiiiiiiiitch!
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 11:57 AM (2Ojst)
*flies up in space shuttle*
*performs EVA spacewalk*
*looks around*
Biiiiiiiiiitch!
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 12:01 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: go figure at March 09, 2015 12:01 PM (l5hQl)
It's mostly "yes, dear," and "no, dear." At appropriate intervals.
The challenging part is sounding like you're *not* being patronizing.
Luckily, Mrs. Tenther hates "Girl Logic" almost as much as I do- so when I call her on using it, there's a better than 50% chance that she'll both stop and apologize.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 12:01 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 09, 2015 11:59 AM (0HooB)
Try sentences with no subject. When my wife does that I just look at her and ask what the hell are you talking about.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 12:01 PM (S+el1)
But then happily announces that everything was half off, so she saved like tons of money.
Try that just one time with a gun purchase.
Girl logic
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2015 12:01 PM (hzrlb)
You Done Stomped On My Heart and Squashed that Sucker Flat.
You just sorta tromped on my aorta.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 09, 2015 12:01 PM (Jxcuo)
Posted by: G. Rodger Aimes at March 09, 2015 11:30 AM (q/aTs)
Since it has "Drain Plug" Sean Penn in it, I certainly will not be watching it.
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - SMOD is inbound at March 09, 2015 12:01 PM (yTMXB)
Posted by: Anna
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Mike Hammer's Cat:"Hmm, I'm bored. I think that I'll just bite the bejeebers out of Mike's thumb the next time he strokes my head."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2015 12:03 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Penfold at March 09, 2015 12:03 PM (Fbt5B)
*performs EVA spacewalk*
*looks around*
Biiiiiiiiiitch!
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 12:01 PM (GQ8sn)
Annnd she still knows.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 12:03 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 12:03 PM (WjcKy)
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - SMOD is inbound at March 09, 2015 12:01 PM (yTMXB)
The scene where he kills six thugs with just a red Solo cup is pretty boss, though.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 12:03 PM (2Ojst)
Didn't he recently get rid of his gun collection.
Just because Charleize Theron (sp) told him to.
Yeh....now that a man baby!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2015 12:03 PM (hzrlb)
Posted by: Penfold at March 09, 2015 12:03 PM (Fbt5B)
I don't follow...
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 12:04 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 12:04 PM (WjcKy)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 12:04 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2015 11:47 AM (659DL)
No, YOU GET IN THE BARREL!
El Paso or Ghost Riders In the Sky as performed by the great late Marty Robbins.
Piker!
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 09, 2015 12:04 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Sean Penn at March 09, 2015 12:05 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Penfold at March 09, 2015 12:05 PM (Fbt5B)
Just because Charleize Theron (sp) told him to.
Yeh....now that a man baby!
Well it is Charleize Theron. Like you morons wouldn't tap it.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 12:05 PM (S+el1)
Dammit.
Now I want to listen to gunslinger ballads.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 12:05 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2015 12:05 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2015 12:06 PM (hzrlb)
Hatin' on brown people. Probably just after their oil!
Posted by: Meremortal at March 09, 2015 12:06 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 12:05 PM (S+el1)
Giving up the guns is a bridge too far.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 12:06 PM (kff5f)
I broke out the latest X-men on DVD this weekend. Even {Quicksilver} Peters' "Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip Laaaaaaaaaaaash" was funny.
Posted by: Adriane the Modern Art Critic ... at March 09, 2015 12:07 PM (P+IZm)
Posted by: Sean Penn at March 09, 2015 12:07 PM (lG2E3)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 09, 2015 12:07 PM (vvS6Q)
I predict that on TWD:
1. Rick gets laid.
2. Rick realizes he needs more than his small group to keep the walkers out of the town. If the wall is breached in several places at once, they are fudged.
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 09, 2015 12:07 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Penfold at March 09, 2015 12:05 PM (Fbt5B)
Ummm...no. Just no. One does not sympathize with, empathize with, or otherwise encourage Teh Crazee. You just get more of it.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 12:07 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 12:06 PM (kff5f)
Storage locker in the valley.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 12:07 PM (S+el1)
Also, yeah, the whole Darryl and Aaron bonding as outsiders is weird - gays in DC are not strange and shunned, so I have no idea why Aaron and friend would feel like outsiders in Alexandria. Feels like the writers are just toying w/fans about all of the web discussions over Darryl's sexuality.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2015 12:07 PM (bdqzU)
Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2015 12:07 PM (Rx8ML)
Not at that price.
Besides, once we get the two minutes of the best sex in my life out of the way, what are we gonna talk about?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2015 12:08 PM (hzrlb)
I'm still surprised an uber-lib like him would own icky guns in the first place.
I love the "cowardly" appellation there. Because the way a "real man" defends himself and his property is with his bare fists, right, Sean. And not, i.e., with armed bodyguards and a highly-paid security service.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 12:08 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 12:08 PM (WjcKy)
Besides, once we get the two minutes of the best sex in my life out of the way, what are we gonna talk about?
Round 2?
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 12:09 PM (S+el1)
Now we know what the BBQ stands for in LGBTBBQWTF.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 12:09 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 12:08 PM (WjcKy)
As far as I know, yes.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 12:10 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 09, 2015 12:10 PM (lG2E3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2015 11:49 AM (F2IAQ
True, but is her wiring any different than the female persuasion?
If so, I invoke The Man's Prayer.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2015 12:10 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 09, 2015 12:10 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2015 12:10 PM (Rx8ML)
Besides, once we get the two minutes of the best sex in my life out of the way, what are we gonna talk about?
Round 2?
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 12:09 PM (S+el1)
Even money says she's a dud in the sack.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 12:10 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2015 12:10 PM (bdqzU)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 12:10 PM (2Ojst)
And/or a cock-tease.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 12:11 PM (kff5f)
From the sidebar: " BTW, martyr's wet dream Mockingjay was such a tedious guano pile, I don't see how it made so much."
It had that lead-in from the previous films...kinda like Phantom Menace. No one woulda seen Phantom Menace if it were the first film released in that series.
Posted by: SGT York at March 09, 2015 12:11 PM (CPJLl)
Penn gave up his collection. I doubt he gave up his guns for protection.
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 09, 2015 12:12 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: The Rev. Jim Jones at March 09, 2015 12:12 PM (P+IZm)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 09, 2015 12:10 PM (lG2E3
Let go of my ego
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2015 12:12 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at March 09, 2015 12:13 PM (FoPsr)
Actually, first round would consist of " You bring nothing of intellectual value to the relationship, and I find you boorishly shallow"
"But I like your twatwaffles"
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2015 12:13 PM (hzrlb)
*flies up in space shuttle*
*performs EVA spacewalk*
*looks around*
Biiiiiiiiiitch!
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 12:01 PM (GQ8sn
Locks self in basement, without lights and thinks Biiiiiiiiiiiiitch
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2015 12:13 PM (vPh3W)
I own the Beretta 92 and Armilite AR-24 13.
The Armalite to me is head and should a better pistol than the beretta.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 12:14 PM (S+el1)
Just sayin'.
BTW, martyr's wet dream Mockingjay was such a tedious guano pile, I don't see how it made so much."
Mockingjay Pt 1 made that much money because a) the previous 2 movies were so good and b) the promise of Pt 2.
Seriously, though, Mockingjay was the weakest of the 3 books (yes, I've read them, and even Mockingjay isn't bad just not as good as the other two). Largely this is because Susan Collins' politics (she started out trying to write about the evils of Conservatism) got in the way of an otherwise very good story.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 12:14 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 09, 2015 12:15 PM (iQIUe)
You know that doesn't work, Scott!!!
Posted by: Jean Grey at March 09, 2015 12:15 PM (P+IZm)
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 09, 2015 12:15 PM (iQIUe
Hey, its damn near 50. First time in 5 months.
J/K haven't heard anything about this.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2015 12:15 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 12:10 PM (2Ojst)
At 55 years old do I care?
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 12:15 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 09, 2015 12:16 PM (vvS6Q)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 12:14 PM (kff5f)
Which is funny, because she failed miserably at it. Instead she wrote a cautionary tale about the concentration of political power, and the decadence and cruelty that come with it.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 12:16 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 09, 2015 12:16 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Fritz at March 09, 2015 12:16 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2015 12:16 PM (F2IAQ)
At 55 years old do I care?
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 12:15 PM (S+el1
Belonging to the same Birth Year Club as you, I completely understand and relate.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2015 12:17 PM (vPh3W)
You know that doesn't work, Scott!!!
Posted by: Jean Grey at March 09, 2015 12:15 PM (P+IZm)
heh
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 12:17 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 12:17 PM (kff5f)
You know that doesn't work, Scott!!!
Posted by: Jean Grey at March 09, 2015 12:15 PM (P+IZm)
Well played. Extra points for the nerd factor.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 12:17 PM (2Ojst)
So, 65 is "a lot?"
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 09, 2015 12:16 PM (vvS6Q)
A lot is in the eye of the beholder.....
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2015 12:17 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Garrett at March 09, 2015 12:17 PM (FoPsr)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 12:17 PM (kff5f)
Gov Walker signed RTW law.
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 12:18 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 12:18 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: People who know History but are condemned to Repeat it by the Idiots who Don't ... at March 09, 2015 12:18 PM (P+IZm)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 12:10 PM (2Ojst)
At 55 years old do I care?
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 12:15 PM (S+el1)
Oh. I see. I'll be getting off your lawn now...
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 12:18 PM (2Ojst)
Sean Penn owned guns?
I'm actually surprised.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 12:04 PM (kff5f)
Spicoli has a LONG history with guns. Including some really, really sketchy stuff. Word was, on the set of At Close Range, he unsuccessfully tried to talk the armorer into giving him a loaded pistol under the table to carry around during the shoot......in order to stay in character, Method Acting style.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 09, 2015 12:18 PM (SpnVI)
Oh sure. And 5.17" is average.
Still chewing on that "full size 9mm." Does not begin with a 4. Ergo, mini.
And, we're off.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 09, 2015 12:18 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 12:18 PM (Bn6aD)
Agreed, up to the last few chapters of Mockingjay. Tied up too neatly and easily.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 12:19 PM (2Ojst)
Exactly. And then she makes the government of District 13 full-on militaristic Communist.
And the she realized, somewhere in the middle, that it had gotten away from her.
I'll give her credit- she realized both extremes were bad and ended up with Katniss and Peeta opting for the "Leave Me the Fuck Alone" party. But she fought against her own prejudices for the whole 3rd book- and it shows.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 12:20 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 09, 2015 12:18 PM (SpnVI)
Asking for trouble.
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 12:20 PM (GQ8sn)
Those here often cite some new outrage du jour to demonstrate how f***ed we are.
This dope is going through the whole "ooooh, if only he had used his 'historic' presidency to 'unite' us, ooooh ....".
WTF? What an empty-headed, emotional mess fills the heads of "conservatives", not just the idiot "left" and dumbed down masses.
There's nothing the slightest bit "historic" about an absurdly unfit and alien figure becoming president, due to his skin color. Obviously. Those people who lived in caves for the last 40 years (or all-white prosperious suburbs, ingesting the crap spewed by the "press" and the education industry) might be unaware that a black guy in charge of things (or a black woman) is, um, so commonplace that it's a non-issue for those in the real world.
And this idiot (Belling?) gives the standard wahh wahh "wasted historic opportunity to UNITE US!!!! and stuff" instead of noting how the "civil rights" movement/history has been indelibly tarnished with the lawlessness, racism, and tyranny it spawned. He laughably referred to racism being legal in the bad old days ..... uh, affirmative action, quotas, disparate impact? Heard of those, you doofus?
Dealt with several of these regional Rushes at one point a few years back, was shocked at how bad they were in so many ways. Don't look to the "left" to see how far gone things are, just look at the "right".
Posted by: rhomboid at March 09, 2015 12:21 PM (afQnV)
It's relative, but just think of how anti-gun Hollywood is, such as Liam Neeson. I find it amusing that Sean didn't have 1 or 2 guns "for protection", he had himself a decent collection. Especially when he and his comrades would call a dude in flyover country w/65 guns a gun nut for sure.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2015 12:21 PM (bdqzU)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2015 12:21 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 12:18 PM (GQ8sn)
Yes. Because school kids know or care about that crap.
So, what really happened was the teachers encouraged their students to be truant. Great idea.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 12:21 PM (kff5f)
Steve Sailer @Steve_Sailer
Racial inequality in arrest rates: Ferguson, MO v. People's Republic of Santa Monica, CA http://www.unz.com/isteve/arrest-rates-ferguson-v-peoples-republic-of-santa-monica-ca/
Ferguson arrest rate per 1,000 residents:
black 186.1
non-black 66
Santa Monica arrest rate:
black: 631
non-black 91
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 12:22 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 12:22 PM (EDmmF)
Gov Walker signed RTW law.
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 12:18 PM (GQ8sn
Bawaaaah
Michigan had right to work before Wisconsin did. And MI has all those car plants and WI doesn't.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2015 12:22 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2015 12:22 PM (KETbL)
Yes. Because school kids know or care about that crap.
Nah, they just like to get out of class...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 12:23 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 12:21 PM (kff5f
NOt the first time. It happened frequently in 2011 with Act 10.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2015 12:23 PM (l1zOH)
Errr... isn't that more-or-less in keeping with their demographics?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 12:23 PM (kff5f)
Never attend a gunfight with anything that doesn't start with .45.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 12:24 PM (EDmmF)
92 is probably going to work for her as a full size frame. Though surprisingly EAA's Pavona has caught her eye but not in the girly colors.
Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2015 12:24 PM (Rx8ML)
wahh "wasted historic opportunity to UNITE US!!!! and stuff" instead of
noting how the "civil rights" movement/history has been indelibly
tarnished with the lawlessness, racism, and tyranny it spawned. He
laughably referred to racism being legal in the bad old days ..... uh,
affirmative action, quotas, disparate impact? Heard of those, you
doofus?
Dealt with several of these regional Rushes at one point a few years
back, was shocked at how bad they were in so many ways. Don't look to
the "left" to see how far gone things are, just look at the "right".
Posted by: rhomboid at March 09, 2015 12:21 PM (afQnV)
I've heard Mark Belling several times. I suspect there's something he's doing that doesn't quite translate for you, because I can assure you he has never once said anything even remotely supportive of the Scoamf in the past.
I can't listen now, so I don't know, but you may want to reconsider.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2015 12:24 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 09, 2015 12:25 PM (zOTsN)
really, this should terrify everyone with a functional brain.
The US Government very specifically was not granted police powers. That would include "disbanding" a police department.
Does anyone want the US Government determining how we are to be policed?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 12:25 PM (kff5f)
Somewhat. The statistics show that when they were "ticketed" they didn't pay or show up. That means a warrant thus .... RACISM!"
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 12:25 PM (Bn6aD)
And this idiot (Belling?) gives the standard wahh wahh "wasted historic opportunity to UNITE US!!!! and stuff" instead of noting how the "civil rights" movement/history has been indelibly tarnished with the lawlessness, racism, and tyranny it spawned. He laughably referred to racism being legal in the bad old days ..... uh, affirmative action, quotas, disparate impact? Heard of those, you doofus
Not listening to Rush at the moment. Belling is from WISN 1130AM Milwaukee and he rocks. He is so tame on Rush compared to his local show. Check him out sometime, seriously. Link is in
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2015 12:25 PM (l1zOH)
Didn't faulty blanks/squibs get him?
Posted by: Garrett at March 09, 2015 12:25 PM (FoPsr)
Posted by: Jean at March 09, 2015 12:26 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 09, 2015 12:26 PM (j6e8f)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 12:26 PM (ZPrif)
Perfect time for Walker to PATCO the teachers.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 12:26 PM (WjcKy)
Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2015 12:26 PM (KETbL)
Someone explain to me how this works. Not the justification part, the part about the Federal DOJ "disbanding" a local police department. How can they do that. Well, yeah, I know they took over GM and fired the CEO, so they can do this, too.
If they use those numbers to "disband" Ferguson PD, they will. disband all the local PDs and replace with Feds.
Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2015 12:26 PM (Rx8ML)
Johnny Cash's "Hurt"
Trent Reznor originally thought it was a bad idea for Cash to do this song. When he heard the finished take, he turned to his wife with tears in his eyes and said, "that's Johnny's song now, and I couldn't be prouder."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aF9AJm0RFc
Close the piano lid and fade to black. RIP, Johnny.
Posted by: Citizen X at March 09, 2015 12:26 PM (7ObY1)
I'm glad to see that we are securing one nation's southern border.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Gov. Walker's Throne of Skulls! Replicas only at the Outrage Outlet! at March 09, 2015 12:27 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 12:27 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: @JohnTant at March 09, 2015 12:27 PM (PFy0L)
Ahem. Welcome to the wonderful world of equality.
Same thing that would happen to you or I.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 12:27 PM (EDmmF)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 09, 2015 12:27 PM (j6e8f)
Ahem. Welcome to the wonderful world of equality.
Same thing that would happen to you or I.
Bingo!
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 12:28 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 09, 2015 12:26 PM (7ObY1)
His cover of "Personal Jesus" was awesome also.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Gov. Walker's Throne of Skulls! Replicas only at the Outrage Outlet! at March 09, 2015 12:28 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 12:16 PM (2Ojst)
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My guess. She doesn't have a political or knowledgable thought when it comes to what's left and what's right. For all we know, she probably thinks the first two movies what a conservative world would look like.
Posted by: Soona at March 09, 2015 12:28 PM (/HX7u)
Might as well shut the entire country down.
Can you imagine the disparity in Newark!?
Posted by: Garrett at March 09, 2015 12:28 PM (FoPsr)
If they use those numbers to "disband" Ferguson PD, they will. disband all the local PDs and replace with Feds.
Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2015 12:26 PM (Rx8ML)
John Carpenter was prescient when he came up with the "United States Police Force" and turned Manhattan island into a supersupermax prison.
Once you go in, you don't come out.
Please inform your cleric if you prefer summary execution.
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 12:28 PM (GQ8sn)
It does, it does.
It's an incredible abuse of power - even more so because it is just for spite.
This is Holder saying, hey, despite all efforts we couldn't engineer a conviction of the police officer at the local or federal level,so we're just going to lash out at the whole damn police department. Because We Can.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2015 12:28 PM (bdqzU)
Exactly.
Ferguson and the State of Missouri should simply ignore any order to "disband" the Ferguson PD. The National government does not have that power, and we should not let them usurp it.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 12:28 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 09, 2015 12:29 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2015 12:29 PM (KETbL)
Didn't faulty blanks/squibs get him?
Wasn't faulty. He ass/u/me d that a blank was a blank. He didn't realize that something has to hold the powder in against gravity. Put it to his temple and blammo.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 12:30 PM (EDmmF)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 12:30 PM (S+el1)
Under the Dept of Homeland Security all local police departments will be deputized as Federal LEOs. Seig Heil!
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 12:30 PM (WjcKy)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 12:30 PM (EDmmF)
No, that was John Erik Hexum.
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 12:30 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 12:27 PM (EDmmF)
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It's why I'm thinking about legally changing my name to Jamal.
Posted by: Soona at March 09, 2015 12:30 PM (/HX7u)
Moves me to tears when I see it.
Cash *knew* about "hurt." To a far greater extent than Trent Reznor.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 12:30 PM (kff5f)
Under the Dept of Homeland Security all local police departments will be deputized as Federal LEOs. Seig Heil!
I'd laugh if I didn't think it could happen...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 12:31 PM (Bn6aD)
Someone explain to me how this works. Not the justification part,
the part about the Federal DOJ "disbanding" a local police department.
How can they do that. Well, yeah, I know they took over GM and fired
the CEO, so they can do this, too.
If they use those numbers to "disband" Ferguson PD, they will. disband all the local PDs and replace with Feds.
Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2015 12:26 PM (Rx8ML)
I can't see how that would be even remotely constitutional, but you know, the Constitution says what those 9 people say it says these days.
That being said, St. Louis County is under the control of the D party. I have no idea how aligned they might be with the DOJ, but probably not so aligned that they want to be ruled by them. The new County Exec was elected SPECIFICALLY to replace the Scoamf loving Dem who held the office for so long. The county is close to being 50/50 R/D, but it's becoming more D all the time.
Still, if they let the DOJ rule them, there would be a monumental revolt, even from the squishy soft D folks who make up much of this county.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2015 12:31 PM (TOk1P)
Under the Dept of Homeland Security all local police departments will be deputized as Federal LEOs. Seig Heil!
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 12:30 PM (WjcKy)
Well, I already hate NYC and LA.
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 12:31 PM (GQ8sn)
And up went the communal IQ.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 12:31 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: go figure at March 09, 2015 12:32 PM (l5hQl)
Ferguson Disparity Index is actually less than other St. Louis counties and basically the same as the state average.
In other words, there is no disparity in the Disparity Index. Blacks get arrested more per capita in every American city. Because blacks commit more crime per capita in every American city.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 12:32 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Garrett
IIRC, the prop guy used the same gun for a close up shot of a gun loaded with fake cartridges. One of the fake slugs popped out into the barrel.
The firearm was then loaded with blanks without checking the barrel. Actor facing Brandon fired at point blank, dislodging the fake slug and killing him.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2015 12:32 PM (Vcb44)
It's stipulating, accepting the most ridiculous myths to even talk about racism as an issue other than 1) in the black and parts of the Hispanic community 2) enshrined in the shredded, inverted constitutional system, where de jure racist discrimination is now present.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 09, 2015 12:32 PM (afQnV)
YES. I remember the first time I heard it in the radio - just wow. ANd I kept saying I know this song, where do I know this song from? Cash owned it.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2015 12:32 PM (bdqzU)
Posted by: Wisconsin HS Student at March 09, 2015 12:33 PM (FoPsr)
If it's Mark Belling I'm wondering if he was talking
ironically....tossing the "uniter not divider" meme back in the Left's
face.
Posted by: @JohnTant at March 09, 2015 12:27 PM (PFy0L)
Almost certainly.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2015 12:33 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 12:33 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 09, 2015 12:33 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2015 12:34 PM (KETbL)
Well, the JEF did squander plenty of opportunities regarding many things including the race card. If that makes me an idiot so be it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2015 12:34 PM (l1zOH)
Because RACISM!... Oh I forgot you can't be White and use the racism card...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 12:35 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 12:35 PM (WjcKy)
a very familiar, widespread meme, that is notably idiotic. And he's not
supporting the SCOAMF, he's repeating a mindless trope about how the
SCOAMF has squandered an historic "opportunity" WRT race-relations. He's
not alone, that's my point, you hear this nonsense from almost every
"conservative" pundit.
It's stipulating, accepting the most ridiculous myths to even talk
about racism as an issue other than 1) in the black and parts of the
Hispanic community 2) enshrined in the shredded, inverted constitutional
system, where de jure racist discrimination is now present.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 09, 2015 12:32 PM (afQnV)
Belling just isn't one of those people. I don't know what he's saying today, but I have to believe you are hearing something out of context, at the very least.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2015 12:35 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Garrett at March 09, 2015 12:35 PM (FoPsr)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 12:36 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 12:35 PM (Bn6aD)
Wait till 2020 to play the race card. In 2020 whites will be in the minority in public schools.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 12:36 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: mallfly at March 09, 2015 12:36 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2015 12:31 PM (TOk1P)
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No. There will be no revolt. In MO or anywhere, for that matter. Most of this country has already shown that the most it will do is return whimpering to their homes and accept the new dictum (as they always have).
Posted by: Soona at March 09, 2015 12:37 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 12:37 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2015 12:37 PM (KETbL)
--
Already that way in California, and has been for a while, yet race card is still played.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 12:38 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 12:37 PM (ZPrif)
Zombie milk? Eeeeewwwww.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 12:38 PM (2Ojst)
Won't matter. Because "minority" has nothing to do with numbers, and everything to do with Progressive class-warfare.
Once a group has been labelled an "oppressor group" it can never *not* be an oppressor group. Likewise, once a group has been labelled a "victim group" it can never *not* be a victim group.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 12:38 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Adriane the Pop Culture Critic ... at March 09, 2015 12:38 PM (P+IZm)
regarding many things including the race card. If that makes me an idiot
so be it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2015 12:34 PM (l1zOH)
He sure did. It is not even remotely incongruent to say the Scoamf had an opportunity to be racially uniting, and to have never expected him to do so.
Lots of people voted for him precisely to do that. That they were delusional about who he was and what his intentions were does not change the fact.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2015 12:38 PM (TOk1P)
Once a group has been labelled an "oppressor group" it can never *not* be an oppressor group. Likewise, once a group has been labelled a "victim group" it can never *not* be a victim group.
Right. Our "Friend" Colin Powell said yesterday that we Conservatives are still racist. His case in point, wanting voter ID. That makes us racist...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 12:39 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 09, 2015 11:13 AM (PtTYB)
I'm sure we could Horde-source a Hazmat suit, if you volunteer to go in.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2015 12:39 PM (u6ZjY)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 09, 2015 12:40 PM (j6e8f)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 12:40 PM (WjcKy)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 09, 2015 12:40 PM (z7oSi)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 09, 2015 11:13 AM (PtTYB)
I'm sure we could Horde-source a Hazmat suit, if you volunteer to go in.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2015 12:39 PM (u6ZjY
I nominate Muldoon. He is a doctor after all.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 12:40 PM (2Ojst)
a monumental revolt, even from the squishy soft D folks who make up
much of this county.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2015 12:31 PM (TOk1P)
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No. There will be no revolt. In MO or anywhere, for that matter.
Most of this country has already shown that the most it will do is
return whimpering to their homes and accept the new dictum (as they
always have).
Posted by: Soona at March 09, 2015 12:37 PM (/HX7u)
We'll see. One of the considerations on the table for St. Louis County is a split, where certain portions of the south and western portions form their own counties. It could happen, and that would be the most likely revolt we would see if the DOJ is allowed by Clayton to dictate terms for the county.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2015 12:41 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 09, 2015 12:40 PM (j6e8f)
James Garner loses a finger.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 12:41 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 09, 2015 11:13 AM (PtTYB)
Some things are better left unknown. *shudders*
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 12:41 PM (S+el1)
--
Florida governor bans officials from using phrase 'climate change' http://engt.co/18vlPzo
Jeb Bush believes net neutrality rules are the 'craziest ideas' http://engt.co/18v9WcX
President Obama launches new training program for tech jobs http://engt.co/1KLeoGa
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 12:41 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: The Great White Snark
Garner's hand would become a bloody mess.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2015 12:42 PM (Vcb44)
Isn't He just sooooo wonderful...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 12:42 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Adriane the Pop Culture Critic ... at March 09, 2015 12:42 PM (P+IZm)
They could have saved Buttons.Why didnt they? Animals dont get zombified so even it they had bit poor Buttons, they cd have saved him/her. If not, at least put the poor thing out of its misery. i
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 09, 2015 12:42 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 09, 2015 11:16 AM (vvS6Q)
No, an un-a-Merkin. A gift from Barack, one of his castoffs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2015 12:42 PM (u6ZjY)
My hypothesis:
Garner would lose the hand.
The human body is much more compressible than whatever the gun is made of (probably steel, possibly polymer- never saw the movie). The gas pressure would have to vent somewhere- and some would vent out the back, but the rest would head out the barrel.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 12:43 PM (kff5f)
Someone explain to me how this works. Not the justification part,
the part about the Federal DOJ "disbanding" a local police department.
Posted by: blaster
An Obama Magic XO aside, I wonder if there's powers in the Civil Rights Acts of the 50s and 60s to do that.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 09, 2015 12:43 PM (kdS6q)
To change lanes, caught a few minutes of the mostly pathetic shill Hewitt last week, he was talking to some big-shot law professor/theorist/academic about SCOTUS. My gawd - the spectrum is SO far shifted out of common sense that it's now mostly a wistful mumbled fantasy that courts actually behave like courts. The two were discussing and lamenting the state of things, but just the framework within which they were operating was fairly stunning. Capricious judicial tyranny, no apparent path back to a legit constitutional arrangement.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 09, 2015 12:43 PM (afQnV)
this country has already shown that the most it will do is return
whimpering to their homes and accept the new dictum (as they always
have).
Isn't that the whole point of all the racial crap Obama and Holder have been peddling? Sit down and shut up, whitey! Obama lamenting every white on black issue (from Cambridge to Ferguson), Obama lecturing us to put up w/protesters, Holder calling us cowards, the Selma posturing, etc.. The disbanding of the Ferguson police is a big ol' f%$# you, whitey, you can't win.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2015 12:43 PM (bdqzU)
Say buh-bye to the finger. Path of least resistance. finger and bone is softer than barrel steel.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 12:44 PM (EDmmF)
Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2015 12:44 PM (KETbL)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 12:44 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: The Great White Snark
I think that Mythbusters tested this. If i recall correctly, the digit went bye bye. I wonder if a black powder revolver might not have a sympathetic detonation of other cylinders, but modern cartridges, weaponsand projectiles make this iffy.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 09, 2015 12:44 PM (b7GF2)
Born white? -- evil oppressor.
Born black? -- noble victim.
You are born into your caste, your actions can't change that.
It's why the Left cheers for black cop-killers and boos white businessmen philanthropists.
Only thing you can do is convince the Left you were put into the wrong caste -- by, for example, wearing a dress and claiming you were secretly a woman or gay the whole time. Then you can be moved from evil white to noble oppressed tranny.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 12:44 PM (ZPrif)
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We could call them Federales for that banana republic feel.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 09, 2015 12:44 PM (j6e8f)
Animals dont get zombified so even it they had bit poor Buttons, they cd
have saved him/her. If not, at least put the poor thing out of its
misery. i
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 09, 2015 12:42 PM (iQIUe)
Yeah, I thought they were a little slow on the response, and once his guts started being ripped out, the first round could have gone in Buttons' head. Still, it is funny people get all worked up about an animal being eaten more than humans.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2015 12:45 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2015 12:45 PM (KETbL)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 12:45 PM (S+el1)
Yeah, I thought they were a little slow on the response, and once his guts started being ripped out, the first round could have gone in Buttons' head. Still, it is funny people get all worked up about an animal being eaten more than humans.
Depends on the Humans...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 12:46 PM (Bn6aD)
re: Fergusen PD
Oh wow, it just occurred to me -- there were local government dissolving powers like those in the reconstruction laws after The War of Northern Aggression.
You don't suppose.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 09, 2015 12:46 PM (kdS6q)
Most of this country has already shown that the most it will do is
return whimpering to their homes and accept the new dictum (as they
always have).
Posted by: Soona at March 09, 2015 12:37 PM (/HX7u)
Especially when they are told that federal funds will stop if they don't go home.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 09, 2015 12:46 PM (W5DcG)
Shouldn't she be hounded from the public square and put on trial
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 09, 2015 12:46 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2015 12:47 PM (KETbL)
I like animals more than most people.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 12:47 PM (EDmmF)
But the article doesn't even once mention what the motive might be for the killing.
I find this lack of attention to motive bizarre!
Posted by: edj at March 09, 2015 12:47 PM (hiT/m)
We are the whiners and gripers who can never be satisfied.
We embrace our use of victimhood to bribe others to pay us not to riot.
And then we riot anyway over imagined slights.
Behold the power I have brought to the people.
Posted by: Prezzy Post-Racial at March 09, 2015 12:48 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 12:48 PM (WjcKy)
Posted by: Adriane the Pop Culture Critic ... at March 09, 2015 12:48 PM (P+IZm)
You don't suppose.....
To the crossbows!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 12:48 PM (EDmmF)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 09, 2015 12:48 PM (7ObY1)
Federal LEO's?
Would that mean they could then arrest illegals?
Posted by: Golfman - We Have No Hill at March 09, 2015 12:48 PM (BuSDt)
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 09, 2015 12:46 P
and flogged with Bill's Penis until unconscious?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2015 12:49 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Golfman - We Have No Hill at March 09, 2015 12:48 PM (BuSDt
Funny man.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 12:49 PM (S+el1)
My kids never bought a Barrons guide for any of their AP tests, and now I can see why.
Posted by: MTF, Bring On the Art. 5 Convention! at March 09, 2015 12:50 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 09, 2015 12:50 PM (zOTsN)
And there's the end game.
Posted by: Citizen X at March 09, 2015 12:50 PM (7ObY1)
The Left wants more centralization in general. They don't like these different levels of government.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 12:51 PM (ZPrif)
The vibrant and ingrained racism in the black community, and that found in some parts of the Hispanic community, and the immaterial fringe sort found in the white community are not going to be helped one bit by any color of president doing anything one way or the other.
But enough of that.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 09, 2015 12:51 PM (afQnV)
Posted by: Adriane the Lawn Height Law Critic ... at March 09, 2015 12:51 PM (P+IZm)
AUDIT: 6.5 million people with active SSNs are 112-years-old or older... drudge.tw/1F3qwxC
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 12:52 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at March 09, 2015 12:44 PM (j6e8f)
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It's also a way of completing the destruction of what's thought as state sovereignty. When all LEO's are federal, that means all infractions to the law are federal, even speeding tickets. You want to challenge a speeding ticket? Then you'll be stating your case to a federal judge.
Universal federal police means universal federal law.......on everything.
Posted by: Soona at March 09, 2015 12:52 PM (/HX7u)
I probably etch-a-sketched that information out of my brain long ago. Wonder how that works. Must straighten out when he, um, uses it.
Posted by: Citizen X at March 09, 2015 12:52 PM (7ObY1)
They'll need to change some state constitutions.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 12:52 PM (EDmmF)
Posted by: steevy
Yup. They've had crew served weapons, access to earth moving equipment and they have a monopoly on everything left behind on the East coast.
And these people get snuck up on by zombies in the woods, fortifications of pallets, and fuck up and manage to lose ever place they land.
Kinda like Lost in Space or Gilligans island. Or Scooby do, except that the dog was smarter and more appealing (not at all).If they ever extracted their heads from their asses, they could settle somewhere, create some kill zones like one guy did, and lure away and dispose of the critters.
Instead, they all look and act like rejects from bloombergs 'responsible gunowner' propaganda. Most should have died from gun accidents, shooting themselves.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 09, 2015 12:53 PM (b7GF2)
Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2015 12:53 PM (KETbL)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 12:53 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 09, 2015 12:54 PM (rDqRv)
AUDIT: 6.5 million people with active SSNs are 112-years-old or older... drudge.tw/1F3qwxC
We call it The Methusalah Initiative...
Posted by: LaRaza at March 09, 2015 12:54 PM (eytER)
To pee on?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 12:44 PM
For me to poop on.
Posted by: Triumph at March 09, 2015 12:54 PM (h4vJk)
AUDIT: 6.5 million people with active SSNs are 112-years-old or older...
obama one of them?
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 12:54 PM (Bn6aD)
AUDIT: 6.5 million people with active SSNs are 112-years-old or older... drudge.tw/1F3qwxC
And they all live in Chicago?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 09, 2015 12:55 PM (rDqRv)
"We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives we've set. We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded."
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 12:55 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2015 12:43 PM (bdqzU)
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No.
its even worse than that.
Its all about that local yokel rednecked department showing up the DoJ and President Obama by releasing facts like the autopsy reports, like the video showing Mr Brown robbing a convenience store, leaking sworn testimony that supported Officer Wilson Version of events and forensic details on the gunshots themselves.
ALL of that was done to counter the "hands up dont shoot" narrative in the Press and coming from DC.
This "dismantling" aint about white vs black.... its about payback for challenging and upstaging the narrative set forth by the boy king.
Posted by: Federal Reserve IT Guy at March 09, 2015 12:55 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 12:55 PM (EDmmF)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 12:56 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 09, 2015 12:56 PM (NaV4z)
LOL. It's beyond ludicrous that an agency that hands out billions of dollars every year operates this way.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 09, 2015 12:56 PM (lmdHn)
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 09, 2015 12:56 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 12:56 PM (Bn6aD)
And MO generally (and Ferguson specifically) should absolutely oppose any such order.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 12:56 PM (kff5f)
Buttons!....Buttons!.... sniff.
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 09, 2015 12:56 PM (iQIUe)
That's a funny way to spell "entirely predictable."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 12:57 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2015 12:57 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
And we own the railroads. And the sewers. And the subway systems......
Posted by: Papist Bograt at March 09, 2015 12:57 PM (b7GF2)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2015 12:57 PM (jsicv)
It's Google and Apple billionaires that are funding and driving the modern Eco-Cult movement.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 12:57 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 12:52 PM (EDmmF)
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As someone stated upthread, all the fed has to do is threaten to withdraw all that sweet sweet gubmint cash and you'll see most of the states changing their consitution in record time.
Posted by: Soona at March 09, 2015 12:57 PM (/HX7u)
And two that I can think of off the top of my head Seceding.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 12:59 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2015 12:59 PM (KETbL)
Because someone has to say it:
Patsy Cline, Crazy or Fall to Pieces
Willie, Angel Flying Too Close to the Ground
Modern Classic:
Toby Keith, Should've Been a Cowboy
Posted by: huh at March 09, 2015 12:59 PM (pYs3u)
College town cops tend to be leftys and touchie feelies. The officer who shot Robinson I wd bet is both and teh ghey. Will this eff up the narrative?
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 09, 2015 12:59 PM (iQIUe)
"We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives we've set. We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded."
Never thought I'd see the day where I thanked prez'nit obola, but thank you.
That you for admitting that cops are civillians too.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 12:59 PM (EDmmF)
_____________________
Yes, the saddest thing about this is that nobody is surprised.
Massive incompetence? Massive, and easily preventable, fraud and waste?
Just another day in the life of the federal government. SOP.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 09, 2015 12:59 PM (lmdHn)
Posted by: Feds at March 09, 2015 01:00 PM (ZPrif)
Which, IIRC, some people suggested was the purpose from the beginning of such "Federal handouts."
They were derided as idiots falling victim to the "slippery slope" fallacy.
I once more move that "slippery slope" be removed from the category of "logical fallacy" and moved to the category of "logical certainty."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 01:00 PM (kff5f)
The only song I know of about genetic engineering.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLvaE5comSA
And on that note, I gotta go do stuff. Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at March 09, 2015 01:00 PM (0HooB)
ThunderB - "Shouldn't she be hounded from the public square and put on trial". Um, yep? But this has been true of so many libs and Dems for so many years - and yet they prosper, and rule (not govern), and idiot NPR listeners would be shocked to hear what low-grade trash these people are. Welcome to some lines on a map (well, nominal, not enforced, lines) called America.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 09, 2015 01:00 PM (afQnV)
See you in the camps.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2015 12:57 PM (659DL)
Get your hooch right here! DOT3 brake fluid strained with raisins! Aged....two weeks!
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 01:00 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 12:59 PM (kff5f)
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Unfortunately, I'm not as sure of that as I used to be.
Posted by: Soona at March 09, 2015 01:02 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 01:00 PM
You age yours? Look who's all fancy....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2015 01:02 PM (h4vJk)
Ahh, the good stuff!
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 01:02 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 01:03 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2015 01:02 PM (h4vJk)
It takes some of the edge off.
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 01:03 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2015 01:02 PM (h4vJk)
It takes some of the edge off.
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 01:03 PM (GQ8sn)
What's the LD/50 on that stuff?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 01:04 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 01:04 PM (WjcKy)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 01:04 PM (2Ojst)
One cup.
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 01:04 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 01:04 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2015 01:05 PM (KETbL)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 01:04 PM (S+el1)
It's a floor wax and a desert topping.
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 01:05 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Soona at March 09, 2015 01:02 PM (/HX7u)
No, I'm pretty sure of that.
If the Feds tried to Federalize local PDs and tried to force States to change their constitutions? I'm pretty sure TX and OK would resist.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 01:05 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 01:05 PM (GQ8sn)
There's an Apple event?
Times have changed - I used to be hyper aware of them. Now I could give a damn. And this is from an Apple user.
Posted by: LaRaza at March 09, 2015 01:06 PM (eytER)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 01:07 PM (WjcKy)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 01:07 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 09, 2015 12:51 PM (afQnV)
The JEF had an opportunity to use the bully pulpit to advance responsibility, hard work etc. Instead St. Skittles looked like a son who he never had, the Cambridge PD acted stupidly,etc.
I'm not saying JEF would have made things better, but he wouldn't have contributed to making them worse, he and his racist AG
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2015 01:07 PM (l1zOH)
Apple watch.
Because you *know* you want to give Apple all of your personal health and fitness information, right?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 01:07 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: @JohnTant at March 09, 2015 01:07 PM (eytER)
Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2015 01:08 PM (KETbL)
Facebook proved that there are quite a few people out there who are happy, eager even, to do just that kind of thing. Apple is just betting they'll pay money to do it.
Posted by: @JohnTant at March 09, 2015 01:08 PM (eytER)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 01:08 PM (EDmmF)
DRUDGE: Anti-American sentiment in Russia now more intense than during Soviet era...
Thank goodness for that RESET!
Posted by: Meremortal at March 09, 2015 01:08 PM (1Y+hH)
I am dying to share all my information with giant corporate and/or governmental entities.
It makes me feel all Omen-y inside.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2015 01:09 PM (659DL)
Exactly...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 01:09 PM (Bn6aD)
I just want a heart-rate and calorie-burn monitor. Anyone have any good suggestions that aren't creepy?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 01:09 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 01:07 PM (kff5f)
Why wouldn't I want to send all that information to a company founded by a guy who thought The Juiceman was a more preferable name than Sloan-Kettering in the world of cancer treatment?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2015 01:10 PM (2Ojst)
Oh, and it only works on Apple devices.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 01:10 PM (ZPrif)
Bp monitor at CVS.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 01:11 PM (EDmmF)
Think I've shared this before. Tycoon founder of Qualcomm did a radio spot for idiotic, ultimately defeated municipal minimum wage hike in San Diego. His radio spot was a pristine example of economic illiteracy, and general dumbness, in our civic culture.
He talked about how as a teenager he had worked in his parents' NYC restaurant. Uh huh. So? You're making the 100% opposite point you think you're making. High minimum wage leads to elimination of jobs, idiot, as they're low-productivity jobs. Such that minimum wage laws have led to declining jobs available to teenagers.
The perverse nature of our system is that people who are "smart" about making money often can and do use their money in idiotic ways that damage the society and economy that these people used to get rich. Put the top 10 tech tycoons in a room and you'd find no more social or political sense or sophistication than you would in a room full of summer interns (and House side interns, at that).
And how are Google or Facebook "tech" companies? They're advertising companies. Tech per se is not much of their activity or their revenue, is it?
Posted by: rhomboid at March 09, 2015 01:11 PM (afQnV)
Posted by: Chinaacid at March 09, 2015 01:11 PM (27JCX)
Disney was infamous...Bambi's mom, Old Yeller. And then Steinbeck's The Red Pony.
After those films, i trust no movie where a beloved animal is central to a character's life.
And forget Marley and Me. I've had my share of loved pets.to put down and there is nothing but sadness there.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 09, 2015 01:11 PM (JLHGS)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 09, 2015 01:11 PM (7ObY1)
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Stopwatch to count yer heartbeats for fifteen seconds.
..... and a scale. If yer losing weight.... yer burning enough.
..... you can thank me later.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 09, 2015 01:11 PM (NaV4z)
Oh, and it only works on Apple devices.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 01:10 PM (ZPrif)
For ONLY HBO??
That's waaaaay overpriced.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 09, 2015 01:12 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 01:08 PM (EDmmF)
tuna pot pie?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2015 01:12 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 01:12 PM (ZPrif)
Oh, and it only works on Apple devices.
Network TV. Dead, deader, or incinerated in the sun dead?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2015 01:12 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at March 09, 2015 01:12 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 01:12 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 01:13 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 01:09 PM (kff5f)
Strap it to your dog/cat.
Posted by: EC at March 09, 2015 01:13 PM (GQ8sn)
Well supposedly their Frat is being shut down.
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 09, 2015 01:13 PM (Bn6aD)
One movie I flat out refuse to see.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 01:13 PM (EDmmF)
But they love the modern Behemoths like Apple and Google. Apple is richest company in the history of the world. The Left loves it cause Apple reliably pushes left-wing causes.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 01:14 PM (ZPrif)
Turn off computer.
Go outside and find a hill.
Walk up it as fast as you can.
Check heart rate with phone or watch.
Check weight every 72 hours.
Repeat as needed.
Posted by: Meremortal at March 09, 2015 01:14 PM (1Y+hH)
One movie I flat out refuse to see.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 01:13 PM (EDmmF)
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Took my wife to see that movie. She literally bawled for an hour. She is banned from watching that movie for.ev.er.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 09, 2015 01:15 PM (NaV4z)
I had no idea that the iPhone 6 was counting my steps. I don't think it was ever explicitly mentioned to me when I upgraded to it. But yeah, it's right there in the "health" app that I CANNOT DELETE.
Sigh.
Posted by: @JohnTant at March 09, 2015 01:15 PM (eytER)
One movie I flat out refuse to see.
Ditto.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 09, 2015 01:15 PM (wtvvX)
I just heard the SAE chant in the car at lunchtime. (Howard Stern, so uncensored).
It happens to the to the exact same cadence as an anti-SAE one we had in college.
"I'm sorry I pledged SAE
They're making a fag out of me
They're not like the others
They sleep with the brothers
I'm sorry I pledged SAE"
And yes, I denounce younger self.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 09, 2015 01:15 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 01:15 PM (S+el1)
I can do better with my crayons.
With the title or the painting?
Or both?
Posted by: Meremortal at March 09, 2015 01:15 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 01:05 PM (kff5f)
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I think where my confidence in this falls short, is that so many people have bought into the paradigm of "united we stand, divided we fall". And people like Beck, Rush, Levin, etc., talking against any effort to divorce ourselves from DC in any way. I know the FCC has put limitations on speech of that sort, but the majority of conservative voices out there seem to think that the US can be saved in it's present form. A fear of civil war seems to pervade all their discourse.
I also might add that the Article V convention everyone keeps talking about won't make any difference. By the time they actually meet, the federal takeover will be complete. It's too late. We should have started this 20 years ago.
Posted by: Soona at March 09, 2015 01:16 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 09, 2015 01:16 PM (ZPrif)
It's just that 95% of today's increasingly delusional civic culture proceeds from false assumptions (on all fronts), and not confronting the base myths makes it impossible to make any progress.
Anyway, MY meme has always been "more symptom than cause" (referring to the JEF), and I mournfully stand by that one.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 09, 2015 01:16 PM (afQnV)
Posted by: fixerupper
Took my wife out to see "The Patriot". She was pregnant. That did NOT go over well. In my defense, it was about the only time we went to see something, "that you'd be interested in" kinda date night. I had some misgivings, and had NO idea, beyond historical, war epic.
Posted by: Papist Bograt at March 09, 2015 01:17 PM (b7GF2)
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at March 09, 2015 01:18 PM (uPxUo)
Tau Kappa Epsilon we're pissing on your lawn.
Tau Kappa Epsilon we're pissing on your lawn.
Tau Kappa Epsilon we're pissing on your lawn.
Come out and we'll piss on you......
Posted by: fixerupper at March 09, 2015 01:18 PM (NaV4z)
Yeah... I'm a data kinda guy. I like the idea of tracking weight lost vs calories burned (I'd probably do a week at a time). So the heart-rate is actually secondary.
And my workout routine is going to include strength training- so heart-rate and caloric burn do not (as I understand it) have the same relationship there as they do with cardio (walking, biking, etc.).
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 01:19 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Papist Bograt at March 09, 2015 01:19 PM (b7GF2)
Well when Taken first came out on cable tv my wife wouldn't let me turn it on as the oldest was in Africa at the time. I said hey, Africa is different than France. She gave me the #1 salute.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2015 01:20 PM (l1zOH)
If you can't go greek go TKE
Posted by: wrg500 at March 09, 2015 01:20 PM (S+el1)
Heh.
I took a woman out for a first date to see Band of Brothers. It was her suggestion as she had not seen it. I hadn't either.
Oddly enough the date went very well.
Posted by: @JohnTant at March 09, 2015 01:20 PM (eytER)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 09, 2015 01:20 PM (l1zOH)
Thumbs up?
My wife normally tells me I'm #4.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 01:21 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: @JohnTant at March 09, 2015 01:21 PM (eytER)
That was HBO.
Perhaps We Were Soldiers?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2015 01:21 PM (659DL)
Nood Williams.
What's this about the DOJ and a frat? What (supposedly) happened now?
Boy geniuses at the OU chapter of SAE did a chant that included "there'll never be a n*gger SAE" and had a line about hanging them from trees.
Did I mention genius? They videotaped it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 09, 2015 01:21 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 09, 2015 01:21 PM (NaV4z)
Yeah, but I think there's still enough Texas Pride that Texas, at least, would resist.
And I think that if Texas does, OK would. If TX & OK do, then it starts bleeding into other States.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 01:22 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Cycomiko66 at March 09, 2015 01:22 PM (aulvH)
Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at March 09, 2015 01:22 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 09, 2015 01:21 PM (kff5f).
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Two number 2's put together???
Posted by: fixerupper at March 09, 2015 01:22 PM (NaV4z)
Go outside and find a hill.
Walk up it as fast as you can.
Posted by: Meremortal at March 09, 2015 01:14 PM (1Y+hH)<<<
There are never any hills around.
Posted by: GOP monkeys, fucking a football at March 09, 2015 01:23 PM (c+Y7q)
How would you like to get paid to work out?
Find a farmer that still does square bales. Stack hay in field onto trailers. Nickle a bale. Normally 80 lb bales.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2015 01:24 PM (EDmmF)
steps. I don't think it was ever explicitly mentioned to me when I
upgraded to it. But yeah, it's right there in the "health" app that I
CANNOT DELETE.
Sigh.
Posted by: @JohnTant at March 09, 2015 01:15 PM (eytER)
I can sell you a hammer that will fix it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2015 01:24 PM (Gm0Ay)
You need a Weight Watcher's scale. Lots of inputs and readouts, like bone density, percentage of water, fat percentage, etc. About $45.
Posted by: Meremortal at March 09, 2015 01:28 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: GOP monkeys,
Good one. A simple change of voter registration to Unaffiliated will fix that.
Posted by: Meremortal at March 09, 2015 01:31 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 09, 2015 11:45 AM (iQIUe)
Why not? Obama's had a guy named Reggie covering his back for years.
Posted by: jwpaine at March 09, 2015 01:32 PM (a3NCX)
You should look at the Sig Sauer P250. It comes with different grip setups which allows you to tune it for hand size. And it a SIG!
Posted by: Panhandler at March 09, 2015 01:49 PM (jYXC7)
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Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)