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Overnight Open Thread (3-8-2015)

Quote of the Day

The Clintons are creeps and liars and scoundrels and misfits, always have been, always will be. They are the penicillin-resistant syphilis of American politics.

...A self-respecting people would have sent this clan of scrofulous grifters and po-faced con artists into whatever passes for exile (comfortable exile, of course) in the 21st century. Instead, we are giving them a serious shot at a return to the White House.

At least this time, we'll know to keep an eye on the silver.

-- Kevin Williamson in Next!

Quote of the Day II

Civilization is not the enemy of mankind; it is an advancement. The chief beneficiaries of civilization -- PhD's -- love to mock it.

-- Don Surber on the supposed racism and anti-scientism of three regular meals a day

SNL vs. Hillary!

Brutal. But then Hillary has always been an unlikeable person and a poor politician.

Hillary Clinton to Take Down Iconic Photo of Her Holding Blackberry

After going through a week of embarrassing media coverage about a secret private email account she used exclusively while serving as Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton is set on Sunday to disappear from her Twitter account a famous photo of her holding a Blackberry that has become politically inconvenient as it reminds viewers of the email scandal instead of her 'badass cool.'

Clinton announced Saturday she will be taking her social media photos down as part of a conveniently timed Clinton Foundation women's rights campaign called "Not There".

hillaryblackberry2

And here are some of the other Hillary private email addresses that were created and presumably used since a hacker was able to compile this list:

Other accounts included:
  • hdr@clintonemail.com
  • hdr18@clintonemail.com
  • hdr19@clintonemail.com
  • hdr20@clintonemail.com
  • hdr21@clintonemail.com
  • h.clinton@clintonemail.com
  • Hillary@clintonemail.com
  • contact@clintonemail.com
  • mau_suit@clintonemail.com (?!)

Colin Powell: 'I Still See' a Dark Vein of Intolerance in the Republican Party

Yeah well I've had about my lifetime fill of Colin Powell's pontifications. So until your funeral Mr. Powell would you please do us the courtesy of shutting the fuck up. Thank you.

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How Leonard Nimoy Fought to Get Nichelle Nichols Pay Equity

Koenig: Leonard (Nimoy, Mr. Spock) was always kind of unapproachable. But a very good man. Sound ethics and a good sense of morality.

LV Sun: How so?

Koenig: When it came to the attention of the cast that there was a disparity in pay in that George [Takei] and I were getting the same pay but Nichelle was not getting as much, I took it to Leonard and he took it to the front office and they corrected that.

And remember this was back when Nimoy was a nobody actor lucky to get small parts. He also went to bat for Nichols and Takei in the 70s to keep them employed in the Star Trek franchise.

Nimoy: There was also the case where George and Nichelle we're not hired to do their voices in the animated series . I refused to do Spock until they were hired. Mr. Roddenberry started calling me the conscience of Star Trek.

nimoy-nichols-680x510

A Love Letter to Plywood

Guy Adds a Few Sections of His Own to the Local Book Store

guy-adds-a-few-of-his-own-sections-to-the-book-store-10-photos-8

How to Make Your Own Taser

(Thanks to Misanthropic Humanitarian.)

Because Science!

Correlation between oral sex and a low incidence of preeclampsia: a role for soluble HLA in seminal fluid?

The involvement of immune mechanisms in the aetiology of preeclampsia is often suggested. Normal pregnancy is thought to be associated with a state of tolerance to the foreign antigens of the fetus, whereas in preeclamptic women this immunological tolerance might be hampered. The present study shows that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia which fits in the existing idea that a paternal factor is involved in the occurrence of preeclampsia.

Sure it's an older study but then there's this recent one which also points to the power of male essence.

seminal22

Weekly Commenter Standings

Top 10 commenters:

1 [753 comments] 'Misanthropic Humanitarian' [107.57 posts/day]
2 [667 comments] 'J.J. Sefton'
3 [522 comments] 'mynewhandle'
4 [511 comments] 'ThunderB, Shapeshifter'
5 [458 comments] 'Vic'
6 [426 comments] 'Ricardo Kill'
7 [412 comments] 'Turd Ferguson'
8 [390 comments] 'Nip Sip'
9 [379 comments] 'AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon'
10 [362 comments] 'rickb223'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:

1 [185 names] 'The Political Hat' [26.13 unique names/day]
2 [109 names] 'Turd Ferguson'
3 [45 names] 'Art Mullen's Marshal stiffy'
4 [39 names] 'Brian Williams'
5 [36 names] 'Uncle Busyhands'
6 [32 names] 'Cicero (@cicero)'
7 [32 names] 'John McCain'
8 [30 names] 'MTF, Fan of the Crusades'
9 [29 names] 'mynewhandle'
10 [29 names] 'RedMindBlueState'

The group. Never heard of it.

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1 Woot

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 09:06 PM (K4xGQ)

2 2nd

Posted by: bill-o at March 08, 2015 09:08 PM (AWwDY)

3 I second that!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 08, 2015 09:08 PM (KH1sk)

4 Hah!

Posted by: bill-o at March 08, 2015 09:08 PM (AWwDY)

5 So close!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 08, 2015 09:08 PM (KH1sk)

6 Evening horde. Not ready to go back to work tomorrow.

Posted by: joncelli at March 08, 2015 09:10 PM (ENczY)

7 Meh, I read the post...

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at March 08, 2015 09:10 PM (74McK)

8 My boss was calling the Hillary news and the Bob Menendez news "night of the long knives". The Obama left is going after her.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 08, 2015 09:11 PM (10ydV)

9 The mountains were especially lovely today. I find the sight stirring.
It reminds there are some good things even Barack Obama can't destroy.
Unless he starts demanding altitude equity among mountains.

Posted by: Northernlurker aka Easybake at March 08, 2015 09:13 PM (XohZJ)

10 The word "scrofulous" needs to appear in more political commentary. Especially when it's about a Clinton.

Posted by: Splunge at March 08, 2015 09:14 PM (qyomX)

11 Hello, ONT....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 08, 2015 09:14 PM (vvS6Q)

12 The Obama left is going after her.


8: If only there was an opposition party that would take advantage of this.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at March 08, 2015 09:14 PM (Ikprt)

13 amen I say to you, they have their reward

Posted by: Feh at March 08, 2015 09:15 PM (g/zj9)

14 JEB and Colin Powell both had private email so nya nya nya.

Posted by: Demzzz at March 08, 2015 09:15 PM (W5DcG)

15 Time machine totes doesn't exist.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 08, 2015 09:16 PM (GEICT)

16 No Christmas Card this year for Maet from Colon Powell I see

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 09:17 PM (K4xGQ)

17 Colin Powell is a joke. A totally pathetic figure. Someone who has benefited immensely from a tradition that he has no understanding of.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 08, 2015 09:17 PM (8zCR+)

18 Then I watched the video...

So many things to say, one will suffice.

It wasn't named the "Ozark Long March" for nothing boys and girls, no it wasn't.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at March 08, 2015 09:17 PM (74McK)

19 "A mass of conflicting impulses."

Posted by: Nomad at March 08, 2015 09:17 PM (y8V5x)

20 Tomorrow's possible headlines, courtesy of the previous thread:

-------------------------------------------------

Hillary Gets Pounded In E-mail Flap

Hillary's Back Door Left Wide Open

Will Hillary Go Down Over E-mail Scandal?

Virus May Have Infected Hillary's Private Part-
ition

Russians Probe Back End of Hillary's Private Portal

Hillary Has a Huge Gap

Hillary's Communication Port Open to Abuse

-------------------------------------------------

More more more!

Posted by: zombie at March 08, 2015 09:18 PM (K4YiS)

21 They missed my other email -- mao_suit@clintonemail.com

That was a terrific pant suit.

Posted by: Cankles Clinton at March 08, 2015 09:18 PM (c+Y7q)

22 12 The Obama left is going after her.


8: If only there was an opposition party that would take advantage of this.

somehow I picture belushi in animal house stating something about, "the germans bombing pearl harbor and something about, we're the guys to do it."

a thought soon lost in thinking what we have now for leadership couldn't fight its way out of a paper bag, a wet one at that.

Posted by: morigu at March 08, 2015 09:18 PM (BhYuI)

23 Busyhands/Powell 2016!

Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at March 08, 2015 09:19 PM (Dwehj)

24 The AoSHQ has been moved to Central Time Zone, my guess is Cleveland, the original mistake on the lake

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 09:19 PM (K4xGQ)

25 In what universe is a photo of Hillary using a Blackberry "iconic?"

Posted by: Splunge at March 08, 2015 09:19 PM (qyomX)

26 HILLARY HAS A HUGE GAP?

Posted by: AL SHARPTON! at March 08, 2015 09:20 PM (rJUlF)

27
How Leonard Nimoy Fought to Get Nichelle Nichols Pay Equity



Hmmm - her banging Gene Roddenberry probably didn't hurt her cause either.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 08, 2015 09:20 PM (kdS6q)

28 Anyone want to bet that the Dems go with an O'Malley/Warren ticket?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2015 09:20 PM (l1zOH)

29 Off, race-baiting sock.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 08, 2015 09:21 PM (rJUlF)

30 Here's an interesting, mostly unexplored angle: Huma had (at least) one of those email accounts and, oh, she was consulting for the Clinton foundation at the same time she was at State. So...was Huma the one who coordinated donations to Hillary's efforts at State?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/okrykj7

Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2015 09:21 PM (lHHyw)

31 Who bitch this is??

Posted by: Hillary's Ass at March 08, 2015 09:21 PM (OsWis)

32 21 They missed my other email -- mao_suit@clintonemail.com

That was a terrific pant suit.
Posted by: Cankles Clinton at March 08, 2015 09:18 PM (c+Y7q)

Naugahyde-r-us.com not taken?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 09:21 PM (K4xGQ)

33 Benghazi...Not There.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at March 08, 2015 09:21 PM (vjXjs)

34 Sproing ahead.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 08, 2015 09:21 PM (W5DcG)

35 my guess is Cleveland, the original mistake on the lake

Cleveland is on Eastern time. Even I know that.

Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at March 08, 2015 09:21 PM (Dwehj)

36 Hillary Exposed In Controversy.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 08, 2015 09:22 PM (8zCR+)

37 Anyone want to bet that the Dems go with an O'Malley/Warren ticket?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2015 09:20 PM (l1zOH)
----
Rain dance!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 08, 2015 09:22 PM (KH1sk)

38 Capt WB how are you doing?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 09:22 PM (K4xGQ)

39 Huma Covers Hillary's Gap

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 08, 2015 09:23 PM (OsWis)

40 *ignores ONT in favor of Dark Knight Rises*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 08, 2015 09:23 PM (GEICT)

41 Whitewater...Not There.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at March 08, 2015 09:23 PM (vjXjs)

42 MH - Just three words: Wall. Of. Shame.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2015 09:23 PM (l1zOH)

43 Anyone want to bet that the Dems go with an O'Malley/Warren ticket?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2015 09:20 PM (l1zOH)


That's what I was thinking. Personally, I just want to see a Dem primary with Gore, Biden, Kerry, and Warren.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 08, 2015 09:23 PM (10ydV)

44 My mistake was sending my emails for help to the actual State Department. Who knew I should have been emailing Chapaqua, New York?

Posted by: Zombie Ambassador Stevens at March 08, 2015 09:24 PM (qyomX)

45 I got some good news (at least for me) this weekend...the Oklahoma City Dodgers, the minor-league baseball team here, are auditioning singers to sing the National Anthem during baseball season. I got on the list, and I go to my audition in a couple of weeks. This has always been a "bucket list" item for me, and I'm pretty stoked.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 08, 2015 09:24 PM (rJUlF)

46
35 my guess is Cleveland, the original mistake on the lake

Cleveland is on Eastern time. Even I know that.
Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at March 08, 2015 09:21 PM (Dwehj)

Missed it by that much

Chicago

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 09:24 PM (K4xGQ)

47 Jesus, exactly how many Gracies ARE there?

Posted by: Oedipus at March 08, 2015 09:24 PM (CXLVd)

48 Williamson gave the Clintons a great smackdown. You could hear that bitchslap from your front door in Russia.

George Will got in a nice zinger too:

Clintons Are 'The Kind of People That Can Find a Loophole in a Stop Sign'

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 08, 2015 09:24 PM (lDs3H)

49 I see Nurse Ratched left the door unlocked.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2015 09:24 PM (l1zOH)

50 Rise of ISIS...Not There.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at March 08, 2015 09:24 PM (vjXjs)

51 Chick playing Hil' does alright.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 08, 2015 09:25 PM (vvS6Q)

52 The U.S. Americans need to look at their maps!

Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at March 08, 2015 09:25 PM (Dwehj)

53 Hoooorde!

The Gracie family is just chock full of awesome. That's all I got.

Well, I except this Jameson & ginger.

Posted by: DC in River City at March 08, 2015 09:25 PM (e+1S5)

54 38
MH, I'm getting better every day, physically and mentally. I'm getting help with dealing with the depression brought on by the surgery, and even after just a couple of weeks, I can tell a difference.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 08, 2015 09:25 PM (rJUlF)

55 So basically, we know why libs and the media (BIRM) are still pushing this Hillary story. It's because no one actually likes her, and they really want Fauxcahontas.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 08, 2015 09:25 PM (shFKH)

56
43 MH - Just three words: Wall. Of. Shame.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March

Bows. Head. And. Mutters

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 09:26 PM (K4xGQ)

57 Say, that MUMR fellow will be a fine SecDef...

Posted by: President Prolapse at March 08, 2015 09:26 PM (92L+g)

58 Not There!

Posted by: Forbidden Starfish at March 08, 2015 09:26 PM (vjXjs)

59 I saw the Scrofulous Grifters open for Lying Sacks of Shit at the LA Coliseum in '94.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 08, 2015 09:26 PM (Zn9YC)

60 Oh, no. It's that icky MUMR guy. Gross.

Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at March 08, 2015 09:27 PM (Dwehj)

61 Wow. Unscheduled Charlie.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 08, 2015 09:27 PM (vvS6Q)

62
Movie Sign: "Parallels", which is a Fox TV series pilot recut into a movie is our on VOD. It's basically a "dark and gritty" Sliders

Looks watchable. Trailer at the link.

http://tinyurl.com/ku4bpdf

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 08, 2015 09:27 PM (kdS6q)

63 Capt. WB. Really glad to hear you are feeling better.

Awesome news on the audition. Good luck.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 09:27 PM (K4xGQ)

64 Woo-hoo! I'm a sock puppeteer extraordinaire!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 08, 2015 09:27 PM (MYPM9)

65 Just give him the damn cigarettes!

Posted by: Randle McMurphy at March 08, 2015 09:28 PM (l1zOH)

66 I thought MUMR Actual was a Daywalker...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 08, 2015 09:28 PM (rJUlF)

67 1 [753 comments] 'Misanthropic Humanitarian' [107.57 posts/day]


Holy....

Posted by: Meremortal at March 08, 2015 09:28 PM (1Y+hH)

68 Here is the "News of the Week" compilation of the news.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8621

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 08, 2015 09:28 PM (0Ew3K)

69 Hillary Called To The Carpet In E-mail Scandal.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 08, 2015 09:28 PM (8zCR+)

70 Tanned, rested and ready!

Posted by: Martin Owe"Malley (D) at March 08, 2015 09:29 PM (hzrlb)

71 Hola, amigoz quien son al tiempo loco!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2015 09:29 PM (T1005)

72
Anyone want to bet that the Dems go with an O'Malley/Warren ticket?
Posted by: Mike Hammer



Warren/O'Malley. Historic first and all that.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 08, 2015 09:29 PM (kdS6q)

73 Rape Victims of a Certain Scoundrel...Not There.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at March 08, 2015 09:29 PM (vjXjs)

74 Hillary Called To The Carpet In E-mail Scandal.
Posted by: cm9000
------------------

This is about Huma..., isn't it?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2015 09:29 PM (l1zOH)

75 Huma Covers Hillary's Gap
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 08, 2015 09:23 PM (OsWis)
*******
Hillary's Sweaty Gap..... Humid? Moist? Rank? Fetid?

Open to more suggestions

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 08, 2015 09:29 PM (fLKzW)

76
"I thought MUMR Actual was a Daywalker..."

Nobody changed the clocks at the asylum since it doesn't matter?

Posted by: Meremortal at March 08, 2015 09:30 PM (1Y+hH)

77 While eating, I spilled Huma on the classified papers.

Posted by: President Prolapse at March 08, 2015 09:30 PM (92L+g)

78 A vein of dark inconsequence.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 08, 2015 09:30 PM (W5DcG)

79 So..I guess someone isn't taking his lithium. Again.

Posted by: DC in River City at March 08, 2015 09:30 PM (e+1S5)

80 I heard Rush the other day -- re: the mau_suit email handle. He said that there was a time years back when Hilary was wearing a lot of Mau inspired suit jackets (long, no collar) and he was asking on the radio what was up with Hillary and her "Mau suits." He said the dates he was talking about the "Mau suits" coincides with when Hillary started using that email name, so he thinks he's where she got the idea for it.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at March 08, 2015 09:31 PM (nJvB1)

81 Open to more suggestions
Posted by: Truck
----------------

Rancorous

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2015 09:31 PM (l1zOH)

82 Williamson gave the Clintons a great smackdown. You could hear that bitchslap from your front door in Russia.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 08, 2015 09:24 PM (lDs3H)

Williamson is so good at that kind of thing.

I want to marry Kevin Williamson's writing.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 08, 2015 09:31 PM (shFKH)

83 69 Hillary Called To The Carpet In E-mail Scandal.
Posted by: cm9000 at March 08, 2015 09:28 PM (8zCR+)

Munched the carpet?,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 09:31 PM (K4xGQ)

84 They missed my other email -- mao_suit@clintonemail.com

That was a terrific pant suit.


Posted by: Cankles Clinton at March 08, 2015 09:18 PM (c+Y7q)


Does Obama use mau-mau_suit@obamamail.com? Because he should.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2015 09:31 PM (u6ZjY)

85 >>Hillary's Sweaty Gap..... Humid? Moist? Rank? Fetid?


Fishy

Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2015 09:31 PM (lHHyw)

86 But Hillary! is inevitable to be elected President in 2008, umm, I mean 2016.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scampr formerly MrCaniac at March 08, 2015 09:31 PM (+Fae7)

87 1
Woot

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 09:06 PM (K4xGQ)

Number one and number one! Oh yeah

Posted by: Anna Marie Cox, aka Wokette at March 08, 2015 09:32 PM (0FSuD)

88 Hillary begins to sweat under intense probing

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 08, 2015 09:32 PM (MYPM9)

89 Hillary Loses Momentum With Her Flap

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 08, 2015 09:32 PM (lDs3H)

90 75 Huma Covers Hillary's Gap
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 08, 2015 09:23 PM (OsWis)

That would have made me moist...

but I died.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at March 08, 2015 09:32 PM (gsxYV)

91 List of Accomplishments...Not There.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at March 08, 2015 09:32 PM (vjXjs)

92 As bad as the Clintons are, Obama is a thousand times worse.

The Clintons were criminal opportunists, Obama is a traitor deliberately destroying the US.

Posted by: G. Rodger Aimes at March 08, 2015 09:33 PM (jXpPt)

93 Here's a way for the pro-Hillary and anti-Hillary camps to come together:


http://tinyurl.com/ntfp8c6

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 08, 2015 09:33 PM (+jijM)

94 Hillary's flap in the spotlight.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 08, 2015 09:33 PM (vvS6Q)

95 Hillary Services Her Own Needs at Home with Inappropriate Equipment

Posted by: email scandal headline at March 08, 2015 09:33 PM (c+Y7q)

96 Hillary's Sweaty Gap..... Humid? Moist? Rank? Fetid?

Open to more suggestions
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March

Icky, f*cking icky

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 09:33 PM (K4xGQ)

97 Hillary's campaign has fallen--can it get back up?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 08, 2015 09:34 PM (MYPM9)

98 25 In what universe is a photo of Hillary using a Blackberry "iconic?"
Posted by: Splunge at March 08, 2015 09:19 PM (qyomX)



CUZ JOHN MCCAIN DOESN'T USE EMAIL WINGNUT!!!!!!!

Posted by: Libtard McLeftistein at March 08, 2015 09:34 PM (+Fae7)

99 "TWD" is really starting to lose my interest. Third season in a row with essentially the same story.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 08, 2015 09:34 PM (vvS6Q)

100 Rex Murphy comment on the Clintons
National Press

http://tinyurl.com/mglhf5m

Posted by: Kindltot at March 08, 2015 09:35 PM (t//F+)

101 Whoever posted this ONT -- there is some element on the content that freezes my browser upon every refresh. Halp! Can't be on this thread as a result.

I think it's the element that immediately follows

"Brutal. But then Hillary has always been an unlikeable person and a poor politician."

...because it says right there "PLUG-IN FAILURE."

What is it? And how do I make it go away?

Otherwise -- good night everyone!

Posted by: zombie at March 08, 2015 09:35 PM (K4YiS)

102 17
Colin Powell is a joke. A totally pathetic figure. Someone who has
benefited immensely from a tradition that he has no understanding of.


Posted by: cm9000 at March 08, 2015 09:17 PM (8zCR+)

Reagan's affirmative action gone horribly wrong. Powell actually believes he's smart. First ROTC officer ever to make Joint Chief of Staff. Why?

Take a guess.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 08, 2015 09:35 PM (0FSuD)

103 The Clintons were criminal opportunists, Obama is a traitor deliberately destroying the US.
Posted by: G. Rodger Aimes
----------------------------

You sound as though the inclusion of trannys in the Army is less important than it's mission.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2015 09:35 PM (l1zOH)

104 Somebody please name one appealing quality possessed by Hillary.

Posted by: Northernlurker aka Easybake at March 08, 2015 09:35 PM (XohZJ)

105 >>>Anyone want to bet that the Dems go with an O'Malley/Warren ticket?

You may be right! but Owe'Malley is a complete fucktard. He's young, plays guitar, hip...and yet, no one likes him.

Posted by: DC in River City at March 08, 2015 09:35 PM (e+1S5)

106 hillary wears mao suit to let chinese know their investment in her is still recognized

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 08, 2015 09:36 PM (WNERA)

107 92 As bad as the Clintons are, Obama is a thousand times worse.

The Clintons were criminal opportunists, Obama is a traitor deliberately destroying the US.
Posted by: G. Rodger Aimes at March 08, 2015 09:33 PM (jXpPt)

True. The Clintons would be too busy getting their grift and graft on to worry about deliberately tanking the country. Not that that couldn't happen as collateral damage.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 08, 2015 09:36 PM (shFKH)

108 "105 Somebody please name one appealing quality possessed by Hillary."

I'm almost dead!

Posted by: President Prolapse at March 08, 2015 09:36 PM (92L+g)

109 Unsolved Mysteries - Who Bitch This Is?

http://tinyurl.com/narpxbm

Posted by: Helen Thomas at March 08, 2015 09:36 PM (gsxYV)

110 "
Somebody please name one appealing quality possessed by Hillary."


Inevitable....?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 08, 2015 09:36 PM (vvS6Q)

111 Posted by: OregonMuse at March 08, 2015 09:26 PM (Zn9YC) -

that one is going to be tough to top.

evening horde.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 08, 2015 09:37 PM (OjnNr)

112 What is it? And how do I make it go away?

Otherwise -- good night everyone!
Posted by: zombie
----

SNL video.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2015 09:37 PM (l1zOH)

113
Former Secretary of State Colin Powell says he doesnt have any emails to turn over to the State Department.

Appearing on ABCs This Week Sunday, Powell responded to revelations that he used a personal email account, rather than a government one, when he was in charge of the State Department. "I dont have any to turn over. I did not keep a cache of them. I did not print them off. I do not have thousands of pages somewhere in my personal files," Powell said.



Liar.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 08, 2015 09:37 PM (kdS6q)

114 "105 Somebody please name one appealing quality possessed by Hillary."

I can't get Huma pregnant!

Posted by: President Prolapse at March 08, 2015 09:37 PM (92L+g)

115 I'm sorry, but that plywood video made me want to pick up a 2x4 and hit the narrator over the head.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 08, 2015 09:37 PM (LWu6U)

116 100
I haven't watched the last two seasons. Just lost interest. "The Flash" and "Agents Of SHIELD" are the only two series I watch on a regular basis.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 08, 2015 09:37 PM (rJUlF)

117 Her sopping vajayjay.

Posted by: Huma at March 08, 2015 09:38 PM (MYPM9)

118

Take a guess.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 08, 2015 09:35 PM (0FSuD)

A big dick?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 09:38 PM (K4xGQ)

119 Whoops, should have been directed at Ricardo at #99...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 08, 2015 09:38 PM (rJUlF)

120 Hillary Home Hosting Has Her Hosed.


Posted by: freaked at March 08, 2015 09:38 PM (JdEZJ)

121 ya know, I can actually see the SS calling Hillary! "pantsuit" as her codename...

among many other colorful ones I'm sure the Horde can come up with...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 08, 2015 09:39 PM (OsWis)

122 >> Somebody please name one appealing quality possessed by Hillary

unelectable?

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 08, 2015 09:39 PM (LWu6U)

123 You may be right! but Owe'Malley is a complete fucktard. He's young, plays guitar, hip...and yet, no one likes him.
Posted by: DC
---------------------

We'll take care of that. BTW, I'm sure you mean 'Forward thinking, and dynamic successful Governor'.

Posted by: MFM at March 08, 2015 09:39 PM (l1zOH)

124 hey cooth : )

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 08, 2015 09:39 PM (OsWis)

125 120 Hillary Home Hosting Has Her Hosed.


Posted by: freaked at March 08, 2015 09:38 PM (JdEZJ)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 08, 2015 09:39 PM (3HxZe)

126 Hillary has reached peak '2-dolar woman'. Only 3 double Stoli/prune juice nightcaps would get me to touch that. And a .357 stuck in my ear. And some other dude's 2 dollars.

Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2015 09:40 PM (go5uR)

127 8 My boss was calling the Hillary news and the Bob Menendez news "night of the long knives". The Obama left is going after her.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 08, 2015 09:11 PM


That "fall" was her sign to pack up her spoils & go away. She & the bent one refused, and now they are being purged from the party.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 08, 2015 09:40 PM (XtI7T)

128 I already have my SS nic picked out, Jerky Flaps.

Posted by: President Prolapse at March 08, 2015 09:40 PM (92L+g)

129 So morons, should i hang our here, or try to work?

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 08, 2015 09:40 PM (LWu6U)

130 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2015 09:40 PM (4gN5w)

131 Whatever became of ex-bar room bouncer and WH Security Chief Craig Livingstone? Did he go into the IT business?

Posted by: MFM at March 08, 2015 09:40 PM (l1zOH)

132 128,

lol

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 08, 2015 09:40 PM (OsWis)

133 Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 08, 2015 09:25 PM (shFKH) -

agree with that. wait 'til they dig into the corruption at US AID on her watch so she'll have the email story, the foundation, and us aid as a triangle of greed sloth and corruption to launch her campaign.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 08, 2015 09:41 PM (OjnNr)

134 Martin O'Malley. So successful that MD now has a Republican governor.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 08, 2015 09:41 PM (shFKH)

135
The ugly and boring Chelsea Clinton will be on Regis & Cathy Lee, or whatever they call that show now with the stick figure and Michael Strahan.

Ever see Chelsea Clinton on HD tv? Holy cats.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 08, 2015 09:41 PM (CRukk)

136 That "fall" was her sign to pack up her spoils & go away. She & the bent one refused, and now they are being purged from the party.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 08, 2015 09:40 PM (XtI7T)

The Left eating its own. Who'd a figured?

Hopefully they go full-on zealot and stop pretending to be moderates, and shoot themselves in the foot with a cannon.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 08, 2015 09:41 PM (3HxZe)

137 Good evening, all.


Ain't my usual thing, and I really don't mean to buzzkill, but can I ask for prayers?

I found out yesterday that my BIL has been given that ugly diagnosis. Apparently, a tumor on pelvic bone. He is now @ MCV in wonderful hands, and treatment has already started.
Biopsy results tomorrow with a bone marrow scan (?) or biopsy (?) in the morning.
They found it quite early, so I'm praying for the best. Please do the same if you are the praying sort.

My sister has been through more than anyone should endure in two lifetimes, and I'm dying just thinking of what she's goind through.
His name is Lewis. Thanks.

Posted by: shredded chi at March 08, 2015 09:41 PM (okr/5)

138 Sorry, chi...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 08, 2015 09:43 PM (vvS6Q)

139 Menendez doctor friend also gave money to Hillary.

Email scandal is shot across the bow. Worse is coming.

Feel. The. Joementum.

Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2015 09:43 PM (Rx8ML)

140 Prayers sent, Chi.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 08, 2015 09:43 PM (rJUlF)

141 I keep hoping that Hillary will refuse to go quietly and start making charges and naming names... she knows where a lot of the bodies are buried and could do a lot of damage to the Leftist cause on her way down.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 08, 2015 09:43 PM (3HxZe)

142 122 >> Somebody please name one appealing quality possessed by Hillary
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Types
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Oh you wrote appealing. No, can't think of any appealing qualities

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 09:43 PM (K4xGQ)

143 I plan to bring the Rain Tax National Baybeeeee..... It is such a smashing suckcess in Maryland, it got Larry Hogan elected.

Posted by: Martin OweMalley at March 08, 2015 09:43 PM (fLKzW)

144 Prayers out Chi!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 08, 2015 09:43 PM (92L+g)

145 I will and am praying Chi

Posted by: Northernlurker aka Easybake at March 08, 2015 09:44 PM (XohZJ)

146 Honest question, what are SNL's ratings nowadays?

I still see links on our side of the internet to it. I think we view it as being more important than it is now because of how big a deal it was when we grew up.

In 2015, getting worked up over an SNL skit, good or bad for our side, is like getting worked up over some new article in Time. Maybe we should just stop paying attention to it.

Posted by: AD at March 08, 2015 09:44 PM (O9a8w)

147 Jewmentum?

Posted by: President Prolapse at March 08, 2015 09:44 PM (92L+g)

148 >>>129 So morons, should i hang our here, or try to work?


Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 08, 2015 09:40 PM (LWu6U)

work, blow that shit off and have a drink.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 08, 2015 09:45 PM (OjnNr)

149 i never heard of o'malley until this thread, but a warren ticket would finally heal all the damage from centuries of oppression of the native population by the white man.

look how well electing tfg has worked out.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 08, 2015 09:45 PM (LWu6U)

150 Prayer sent, chi!

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 08, 2015 09:45 PM (shFKH)

151 prayers and then some, chi...

*hugs*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 08, 2015 09:45 PM (OsWis)

152 Posted by: shredded chi at March 08, 2015 09:41 PM (okr/5)

Hope it's benign or easily treatable. Wishing and praying for the best.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 08, 2015 09:45 PM (3HxZe)

153 Chi, so sorry to hear. Lewis & your sister in my prayers

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 09:45 PM (K4xGQ)

154 So, you fuckers doing anything worthwhile around here?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 08, 2015 09:45 PM (GEICT)

155 So, uh, hi nightwalkers.

Anybody watching "Broadchurch"?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 08, 2015 09:46 PM (1xUj/)

156 Prayers for your BIL chi.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 08, 2015 09:47 PM (OjnNr)

157 122 >> Somebody please name one appealing quality possessed by Hillary




she's old?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 09:47 PM (gsfK5)

158 154 So, you fuckers doing anything worthwhile around here?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 08, 2015 09:45 PM (GEICT)

Hell no

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 09:48 PM (K4xGQ)

159
Prayers up.


Posted by: irongrampa at March 08, 2015 09:49 PM (jeCnD)

160 MH, if it hasn't been mentioned yet, Cleveland is eastern time zone. Cleveland may be the Mistake on the Lake, but Pittsburgh is the Misconstruance at the Confluence.

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 08, 2015 09:49 PM (+jijM)

161 Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 08, 2015 09:46 PM (1xUj

Past your bedtime isn't it?

///

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 09:49 PM (K4xGQ)

162 >>>So, you fuckers doing anything worthwhile around here?

Drinking too much and watching BBT counts as productive, yes?

Posted by: DC in River City at March 08, 2015 09:49 PM (e+1S5)

163 >> Somebody please name one appealing quality possessed by Hillary

She's not Moochele.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 08, 2015 09:49 PM (W5DcG)

164 Someone asked what TV shows we would like to see.


A couple I had:


1- A show about the rise to power of a communist dictator like Lenin, Stalin, Mao or Pol Pot.


2- The lead up to, and the first year or so of WWI.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 08, 2015 09:50 PM (8zCR+)

165 chique d'afrique




so are you too good for hoboken?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 09:50 PM (gsfK5)

166 @131, about Livingstone. Here is his linked in page, which makes for interesting reading: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/craig-livingstone/13/B46/767

Posted by: Museisluse at March 08, 2015 09:50 PM (hfaKT)

167 Somebody please name one appealing quality possessed by Hillary

she smells like hummus?

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2015 09:50 PM (4gN5w)

168 "Yeah well I've had about my lifetime fill of Colin Powell's pontifications. So until your funeral Mr. Powell would you please do us the courtesy of shutting the fuck up. Thank you."

From the time that he first showed up in the Reagan White House as a military liaison to Caspar Weinberger, the at the time unknown Powell was recognized by powerful patrons who thought he well reflected their values, and who went on to promote and guide Powell during his rise to prominence.

Those patrons?

The Bush family.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 08, 2015 09:50 PM (noWW6)

169 Looks like the #banbossy campaign is over.

Posted by: Eric H.. at March 08, 2015 09:50 PM (fjZl+)

170
I want a rematch after this afternoon. Most of me is very proud, but there's a sneaky little piece that clamors for revenge.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 08, 2015 09:51 PM (jeCnD)

171 Posted by: bergerbilder at March 08, 2015 09:49 PM (+jijM)

Yeah Misss America caught me on that. My bad Berger

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 09:51 PM (K4xGQ)

172 >So, you fuckers doing anything worthwhile around here?




It's sex Sunday.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 09:51 PM (gsfK5)

173 104 Somebody please name one appealing quality possessed by Hillary

smuggling snukes in her snatch

Posted by: Ayatollah Khamenei at March 08, 2015 09:51 PM (XYKz+)

174 I strongly advocate for the word "slatternly" to return to common use. I would be chuffed it did.

Posted by: otho at March 08, 2015 09:51 PM (tBSrv)

175 Hillary-dillary dock, the server they forgot to lock;

A hacker snuck in, Huma wiped her chin...

Something-something, yadda-yadda, but it rhymes with cock.

Posted by: Andrew 'Dice' Clay at March 08, 2015 09:52 PM (K+eZ6)

176 Drinking too much and watching BBT counts as productive, yes?

Posted by: DC in River City at March 08, 2015 09:49 PM (e+1S5)


Already drank too much and watching Dark Knight Rises.


So good.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 08, 2015 09:52 PM (GEICT)

177 It's sex Sunday.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 09:51 PM (gsfK5)



Hahahahaha.

Good for you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 08, 2015 09:52 PM (GEICT)

178 How old is Hillary now?

Close enough to 75, right. She's had a good run. Maybe we should get together to talk about her, uh... future prospects.

Posted by: Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel at March 08, 2015 09:52 PM (c+Y7q)

179 What happened to the hdr1 through hdr17 e-mail addresses?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 08, 2015 09:52 PM (NeFrd)

180 So Y5, tell us all about the momee

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 08, 2015 09:52 PM (XtI7T)

181 Absinthe is truly evil. I now completely understand why it was banned.

3 drinks last night. Three. And I have felt like hell all day today.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 08, 2015 09:52 PM (+XMAD)

182 bills pet name for hillary is smugglers gulch.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 09:53 PM (gsfK5)

183 Sending prayers up, Chi. Finding it early is good news, though.

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 08, 2015 09:53 PM (+jijM)

184 It's sex Sunday.

Posted by: yankeefifth
-------------------------
Does that mean we get naked pics of the 'ettes???

Posted by: shredded chi at March 08, 2015 09:53 PM (okr/5)

185 179 What happened to the hdr1 through hdr17 e-mail addresses?
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 08, 2015 09:52 PM (NeFrd)

Already sold to China?

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 08, 2015 09:53 PM (3HxZe)

186 >> 2- The lead up to, and the first year or so of WWI.

there is a really good series on youtube called "the great war" where this Swedish historian goes through he events week by week on the 100th anniversary. Each week is about 10 min, and since he started in 1914 he has already covered the first year.

It is worth a watch, although some weeks were a little slow, presenting events as they happened really helped me to understand what led up to it and how it got so out of hand.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 08, 2015 09:53 PM (LWu6U)

187 Hi yankeefifth! I have a teenager at home now (nephew), so no more forays into NJ/NY for now. Maybe once he goes off to college next year.

How are ya!

Posted by: Chique on stupid iPad just for this one comment at March 08, 2015 09:54 PM (shFKH)

188 Does that mean we get naked pics of the 'ettes???
Posted by: shredded chi at March 08, 2015 09:53 PM (okr/5)

^'ettes direct your wrath here. I'll just be quietly backing away now.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 08, 2015 09:55 PM (3HxZe)

189 I haven't watched the last two seasons. Just lost interest. "The Flash" and "Agents Of SHIELD" are the only two series I watch on a regular basis.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread


There's a new TV show on Fox called "The Last Man on Earth", and I watched it the other day, and it was actually pretty funny. It will probably get stale in a season, as they run out of things to write about, but right now it is funny.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... waiting for spring at March 08, 2015 09:55 PM (+1T7c)

190 181 Absinthe is truly evil. I now completely understand why it was banned.

3 drinks last night. Three. And I have felt like hell all day today.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 08, 2015 09:52 PM (+XMAD)

Off limits at the cheesehead momee

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 09:55 PM (K4xGQ)

191 It is worth a watch, although some weeks were a
little slow, presenting events as they happened really helped me to
understand what led up to it and how it got so out of hand.


Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 08, 2015 09:53 PM (LWu6U)


Thanks, I'll look for that.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 08, 2015 09:56 PM (8zCR+)

192 On the Hillary email addresses...

You don't just go from HDR... to HDR 18... then up to 22...

I would wager there were others... HDR1... HDR2... that have been deleted...

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 08, 2015 09:56 PM (qh617)

193 184 It's sex Sunday.

Posted by: yankeefifth
-------------------------
Does that mean we get naked pics of the 'ettes???
Posted by: shredded chi at March 08, 2015 09:53 PM (okr/5)

No.

Posted by: Chique on stupid iPad just for this one comment at March 08, 2015 09:57 PM (shFKH)

194 Prayer sent Chi.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 08, 2015 09:57 PM (7w/kf)

195 updated- hdr22@hoverround.org

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 08, 2015 09:57 PM (NeFrd)

196 Prayers. Chi.

Posted by: Eric H.. at March 08, 2015 09:58 PM (fjZl+)

197 Absinthe is truly evil. I now completely understand why it was banned.

3 drinks last night. Three. And I have felt like hell all day today.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 08, 2015 09:52 PM (+XMAD)


Actual absinthe from the 19th century was pretty harmless, compared to other alcoholic drinks.

Modern stuff is made to reflect the mythical absinthe of the olden days, not the reality.

Posted by: The Green Fairy at March 08, 2015 09:59 PM (0Ew3K)

198 Remember how Bill Clinton actually aided China in stealing technology from us? I can't help but wonder if maybe Hillary's not-so-secure personal email servers were set up precisely so State secrets could likewise be easily plundered by foreign governments.

The same foreign governments that donate so generously to the Clinton Foundation.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 08, 2015 09:59 PM (5pg79)

199 It's sex Sunday.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 09:51 PM (gsfK5)
---
Why is it I NEVER get the memos on these events?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at March 08, 2015 09:59 PM (rJUlF)

200 Prayers, chi.

I'm going to drag my sorry ass to bed now. Just popped in to say hello and goodnight to the horde.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 08, 2015 10:00 PM (+XMAD)

201 Ever see Chelsea Clinton on HD tv? Holy cats.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 08, 2015 09:41 PM (CRukk)


Simply cries out for "No Definition" TV. Minimum 2" of Vaseline on the lens.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2015 10:00 PM (u6ZjY)

202 I had an absinthe once. She was always coughing up hairballs.

Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at March 08, 2015 10:00 PM (Dwehj)

203 Good night, Donna!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 08, 2015 10:00 PM (5pg79)

204 Does that mean we get naked pics of the 'ettes???
Posted by: shredded chi at March 08, 2015 09:53 PM (okr/5)


Oh, you'll get naked pictures alright...

Posted by: Madeline Albright at March 08, 2015 10:01 PM (0Ew3K)

205 Hey everybody.

Well Donna, on the bright side, you coulda had an evening like I've had. Went to Roadhouse Grill for the first time in years for a cajun chicken burger, and since then I got to hear the Weird Al version of Crystal Gayle's big hit, "Don't it make my blue jeans brown."

Guess we all have our down-low moments.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 10:01 PM (elbY7)

206 Posted by: cm9000 at March 08, 2015 09:50 PM (8zCR+)

I always wanted to do a TV series about an underground religious movement in a fictional fascist city.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 08, 2015 10:01 PM (10ydV)

207 Evening morons. Looks like I brought above freezing temperatures back from Dixie with me.

Prayers sent chi.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at March 08, 2015 10:01 PM (Gosad)

208 Night Donna. Feel better

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 10:02 PM (K4xGQ)

209 So Y5, tell us all about the momee
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 08, 2015 09:52 PM (XtI7T)

Bebe's!




As always it was expertly planned by CBD. It was a fine location with a beautiful view of the river and more importantly, new york; so you new there was hope for a better future.

It had very reasonably priced alcohol and importantly it was in hoboken so easy access to hobos.

It was relatively quiet through 10 pm or so then we learned where the jersey shore crowd winters.

Interestingly there was a relatively high proportion of lurkers. Fine fellows as they were, except for the plant, I am confused by lurkers that show up at a party. You refuse to comment anonymously but you show up in person?

Anyway, as no one would be surprised everyone was a lot of fun and I got to associate some faces with names. Surprisingly, for me, I liked everyone I met more after having met them in person than before.

After CBD got all responsible and bailed a hardened core of morons, kind of the pit of the party, wandered around looking for a quieter location with a crowd old enough to wear coats; instead of going coatless to show off the guns.

As far as I know all the claims of bloodletting and debauchery which are assumed at these things are urban myths.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:02 PM (gsfK5)

210 124
hey cooth : )



Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 08, 2015 09:39 PM (OsWis)


Howdy!

In the middle of cooking/serving/eating teppanyaki.....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2015 10:02 PM (T1005)

211 Has anyone here ever seen either of the Werner Herzog 1970s films "Aguirre the Wrath of God" or "Fitzcarraldo"?? If so, could you spare a quick review?

Have read great things about them for years, and they're finally now available on blu-ray.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 10:02 PM (elbY7)

212 Hillary, foreign donations, and an easily cracked server.

I hadn't made that connection, but it would fit their behavior.

Posted by: G. Rodger Aimes at March 08, 2015 10:02 PM (jXpPt)

213 Thought I could kick the broken-leg blues by taking home Pookette, my little ray of sunshine.


Nope.


Picked up a stomach bug at my own birthday party and am on the couch, trying to save up enough strength so that Pooky doesn't have to take leave tomorrow to take care of the both of us.

Posted by: pookysgirl is supposed to be resting at March 08, 2015 10:03 PM (dCUzJ)

214 Thoughts & prayers, chi

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 08, 2015 10:03 PM (0Ew3K)

215 Proof positive that Hillary is a nitwit: apparently she didn't send any emails from a State Department email address.


Now if she had any brains, she'd have sent most of her emails from a State Department address, and only relegated the "hot" ones to her dark address. And if she were really clever, she'd have sent self-serving emails from the State Department address, and then waited for the (inevitable) FOIA request to make herself look good without her pawprints on the whole affair.


But no. The brightest woman ever (which, if true, would be a devastating argument against the 19th Amendment) sends every goddamned email from her dark server, and not a one from a legitimate address. The absence of any emails from a legitimate address fairly screams gross malfeasance.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 08, 2015 10:03 PM (oKE6c)

216 At least with Hillary we won't have the WH nagging us about healthy eating.

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 08, 2015 10:03 PM (+jijM)

217 I always wanted to do a TV series about an underground religious movement in a fictional fascist city.

Colorado Alex, hmmm. Maybe just produce a reality series about a budding young Christian congregation trying to find followers in Detroit.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 10:04 PM (elbY7)

218 Thank you all for the prayers. It will mean the world to sister chi, I can promise you!


And I'm laughing at with Donna - I think she predicted this hangover in the middle of drink #2 last night...

Posted by: shredded chi at March 08, 2015 10:04 PM (okr/5)

219 It means my neighbors are having their once a week screw, or at least the only reasonably good screw of the week .

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:04 PM (gsfK5)

220 Absinthe always makes me gassy. The ensuing farts sound like a Japanese motorcycle. Oh well, you know what they say...


...Absinthe makes the farts go 'Honda'!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 08, 2015 10:04 PM (NeFrd)

221 **ducks**

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 08, 2015 10:04 PM (NeFrd)

222 (**big cane quickly emerges from stage left to swoop Muldoon offstage**)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 10:05 PM (elbY7)

223 201 Ever see Chelsea Clinton on HD tv? Holy cats.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 08, 2015 09:41 PM (CRukk)


Simply cries out for "No Definition" TV. Minimum 2" of Vaseline on the lens.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2015 10:00 PM (u6ZjY)



One word:


Radio.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 08, 2015 10:05 PM (oKE6c)

224 3 drinks last night. Three. And I have felt like hell all day today.

Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 08, 2015 09:52 PM (+XMAD)


Heh. Last night, you were praising it to the skies. Hosannas, even. What a difference a day makes. Better switch to Southern Comfort.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2015 10:05 PM (u6ZjY)

225 202 I had an absinthe once. She was always coughing up hairballs.
Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at March 08, 2015 10:00 PM (Dwehj)

Mine kept oozing. Yechh.

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 08, 2015 10:05 PM (+jijM)

226 Posted by: pookysgirl is supposed to be resting at March 08, 2015 10:03 PM (dCUzJ)

Hope you feel better soon

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 10:05 PM (K4xGQ)

227 Maybe just produce a reality series about a budding young Christian congregation trying to find followers in Detroit.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 10:04 PM (elbY7)


How about one that moves from Indiana to SF, picks up a lot of steam, then moves to Guiana?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 08, 2015 10:06 PM (oKE6c)

228 AAAAAAAAHHHHH~!

Posted by: screaming goat at March 08, 2015 10:06 PM (FZqvP)

229 Has anyone here ever seen either of the Werner Herzog 1970s films "Aguirre the Wrath of God" or "Fitzcarraldo"?? If so, could you spare a quick review? Have read great things about them for years, and they're finally now available on blu-ray.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 10:02 PM

Oh, jeez... Dunno about the other one, but, I have seen Fitzcarraldo... decades ago. I recall that it was pretty good, but, not as good as it's reputation. Good flick, but a little over rated. That doesn't mean it's not worth checking out or even owning. I'd say, if you can get it for a reasonable price, go for it. But, don't pay overs.

Posted by: otho at March 08, 2015 10:07 PM (tBSrv)

230 Jay, I think that one's been done already...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 10:07 PM (elbY7)

231 Good luck on your audition CWB.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 08, 2015 10:07 PM (7w/kf)

232 209 Fine fellows as they were, except for the plant, I am confused by lurkers that show up at a party.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:02 PM (gsfK5)

WTF? Another plant?

And are you now inspired to plan Vegas?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 08, 2015 10:07 PM (XtI7T)

233 Forgot to change the sock.

Posted by: tbodie at March 08, 2015 10:08 PM (fjZl+)

234 216 At least with Hillary we won't have the WH nagging us about healthy eating.
Posted by: bergerbilder at March 08, 2015 10:03 PM (+jijM)

Giggles.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 10:08 PM (K4xGQ)

235 "But no."


It is strange. She went out of her way to do things "off the books" from the get-go and didn't seem to give a shit who knew. I have to assume she believed that no one would ever call her on it, ever, for any reason.



Pretty blatant.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 08, 2015 10:08 PM (vvS6Q)

236 Remember how Bill Clinton actually aided China in stealing technology from us?
-----------------

That's a blatant lie...., why I specifically made the "Number One Priority" of the CIA, interception of bootleg CD's.

Posted by: Billy at March 08, 2015 10:08 PM (l1zOH)

237 How are ya!
Posted by: Chique on stupid iPad just for this one comment at March 08, 2015 09:54 PM (shFKH)

I am well thanks. I hope your nephew appreciates how much he is crimping your style.

Anything new, besides the nephew?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:08 PM (gsfK5)

238 Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

Best of luck for your BiL, chi.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 08, 2015 10:08 PM (lDs3H)

239 I'm just not going to read anything about oral sex! I have to draw the line somewhere. ... magic marker please!

Posted by: goon at March 08, 2015 10:09 PM (gNTQS)

240 Time for the old folk. Need to tie flies tomorrow, the stock is very low.


Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 08, 2015 10:09 PM (jeCnD)

241 otho, thanks.

I know Fitzcarraldo is considered kind of a forerunner to Apocalypse Now, in that it's a film about a next-to-impossible mission (hauling a giant cruise ship over a mountain)... and a film which, during production, became a next-to-impossible mission itself.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 10:09 PM (elbY7)

242 Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 08, 2015 10:03 PM (oKE6c)

I know! So so dumb. So dumb. She felt so above the law that she couldn't even give the appearance of having complied with the rules. That's what hubris combined with a healthy dose of stupid gets you.

Posted by: Chique on stupid iPad just for this one comment at March 08, 2015 10:09 PM (shFKH)

243 I have to assume she believed that no one would ever call her on it, ever, for any reason.

Pretty blatant.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 08, 2015 10:08 PM (vvS6Q)

She had the protection of the media, as the inevitable candidate. She probably figured that they'd turn it into a sympathetic story for her, as they did all of Obama's scandals, instead of happily throw her under the bus.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 08, 2015 10:09 PM (3HxZe)

244 ya know, I can actually see the SS calling Hillary! "pantsuit" as her codename...



among many other colorful ones I'm sure the Horde can come up with...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 08, 2015 09:39 PM (OsWis

Rumor is that it was "Broomstick One"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 08, 2015 10:10 PM (t//F+)

245 anyone who defends hillary's email shenanigans is not a patriot and does not love their country.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:10 PM (gsfK5)

246 Nite IG
Have a good day at the vise

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 10:10 PM (K4xGQ)

247 Space network in Canada had classic Star Trek episodes on all day in tribute to Leonard Nimoy which was nice. I didn't really watch, but they looked remastered.


Hey, the CBC reported that today is the International Day of the Woman. They showed women marching in India and a few other countries.


And there was a march in Vancouver too. I don't know what those bitches were complaining about.



Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 08, 2015 10:10 PM (AC0lD)

248 Posted by: Kindltot at March 08, 2015 10:10 PM (t//F+)

The barrel is hungry.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 08, 2015 10:10 PM (3HxZe)

249 Go with opiates. The only significant side effect is death.

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 08, 2015 10:10 PM (+jijM)

250 >>Surprisingly, for me, I liked everyone I met more after having met them in person than before.

I think people (me) tend to be more jerky on internet. (but we all knew that.) For me, personal contact turns on the "sociable mode" of interaction and overpowers the "asshole cynic" mode that ends up in these little gray boxes.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 08, 2015 10:10 PM (LWu6U)

251 As President, I will let kids eat anything they want for lunch.

I don't fucking care. In fact, I hope the little bastards choke on 'em...

Posted by: President Prolapse at March 08, 2015 10:11 PM (92L+g)

252 223 201 Ever see Chelsea Clinton on HD tv? Holy cats.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 08, 2015 09:41 PM (CRukk)


Simply cries out for "No Definition" TV. Minimum 2" of Vaseline on the lens.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2015 10:00 PM (u6ZjY)


One word:


Radio.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 08, 2015 10:05 PM (oKE6c)

Too dangerous. Ghastly traffic accidents as people on the road fall asleep as they listen.

Posted by: Chique on stupid iPad just for this one comment at March 08, 2015 10:12 PM (shFKH)

253 Posted by: Kindltot at March 08, 2015 10:10 PM (t//F+)

Don't ask for whom the barrel barrels, it barrels for thee.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 08, 2015 10:12 PM (3HxZe)

Posted by: Billy at March 08, 2015 10:12 PM (l1zOH)

255 Obama should like this.

Interesting Italicans.

Show me the interesting Italicans.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... waiting for spring at March 08, 2015 10:12 PM (+1T7c)

256 Prayers, Chi. Buncha Morons' prayers going out from this thread, mine included.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 08, 2015 10:12 PM (RzZOc)

257 Somebody harfed the blog.

Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at March 08, 2015 10:12 PM (Dwehj)

258 I hunger...

Posted by: The Barrel at March 08, 2015 10:12 PM (u6ZjY)

259 Ruh-roh...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 08, 2015 10:12 PM (vvS6Q)

260 Hilxary likes us just as much as B-rock does. And you know it in your heart. Clap yer hands!

Posted by: goon at March 08, 2015 10:12 PM (gNTQS)

261 Paging Kindltot..., paging Kindltot

Posted by: The Barrel at March 08, 2015 10:13 PM (l1zOH)

262 Posted by: The Green Fairy at March 08, 2015 09:59 PM (0Ew3K)-


some mood music for you Mr. Hat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AEF08xGgas

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 08, 2015 10:13 PM (OjnNr)

263 Nothing new, yankeefifth.

Ok, if I don't comment again I wish the horde a wonderful night.

Posted by: Chique on stupid iPad just for this one comment at March 08, 2015 10:14 PM (shFKH)

264 230 Jay, I think that one's been done already...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 10:07 PM (elbY7)




Sure, but that didn't stop Leonard Bernstein from remaking "Romeo Juliet" into that shitty "West Side Story," or Steven Spielberg from making "Moby Dick" into "Jaws."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 08, 2015 10:14 PM (oKE6c)

265 >> keep hoping that Hillary will refuse to go quietly and start making
charges and naming names... she knows where a lot of the bodies are
buried and could do a lot of damage to the Leftist cause on her way
down.


And yet after all of Obama's Dem primary shenanigans she quietly accepted a job in his administration, never once publicly disagreeing with him or his foreign policy decisions (unless I'm forgetting something) in exchange for him settling all of her Hillary! 2008 debt.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2015 10:14 PM (lHHyw)

266 Recently saw a doctor, not my usual one. Young woman MD
I knew she wouldn't/couldn't say anything about my weight. She was heavier than myself

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 10:14 PM (K4xGQ)

267

kindltot, The Barrel beckons...

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2015 10:15 PM (4gN5w)

268 >>Posted by: shredded chi at March 08, 2015 09:41 PM

So sorry to hear what your BiL and sister are going through. Prayers up.

Posted by: Y-not at March 08, 2015 10:15 PM (9BRsg)

269 "Hey, the CBC"


Years ago DirecTV had CBC or something that showed "The National" and Canajuck shows. It was interesting to watch.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 08, 2015 10:16 PM (vvS6Q)

270 Recently saw a doctor, not my usual one. Young woman MD I knew she wouldn't/couldn't say anything about my weight. She was heavier than myself
Posted by: Misanthropic
-------------------------------------

On the other hand (get it?) she could say, "Turn your head and cough".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2015 10:16 PM (l1zOH)

271 The very fact that Hillary Clinton is a contender for the presidency just confirms, to me, that the republic truly is dead.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 08, 2015 10:16 PM (fLKzW)

272 I know! So so dumb. So dumb. She felt so above the
law that she couldn't even give the appearance of having complied with
the rules. That's what hubris combined with a healthy dose of stupid
gets you.

Posted by: Chique on stupid iPad just for this one comment at March 08, 2015 10:09 PM (shFKH)


It's not just that, even. She could have sent emails such as "I'm worried that President Obama's decision re Libya will put good Americans' lives at risk, but despite my strenuous arguments to take measures to ensure their safety, he overruled me. He is, after all, the ultimate decision-maker."
But apparently she wasn't smart enough to recognize what an opportunity she had.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 08, 2015 10:17 PM (oKE6c)

273 OK, I'm out

stoopid time change

g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2015 10:17 PM (4gN5w)

274 So, you heard the one where he goes to see a psychic, right? She says, yer gonna die on a Jewish Holiday. He says, which one!? She says, any day you die.

Posted by: goon at March 08, 2015 10:17 PM (gNTQS)

275 The very fact that Hillary Clinton is a contender for the presidency just confirms, to me, that the republic truly is dead.
Posted by: Truck
----------------

Oh..., you said "confirms"...., so yeah.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2015 10:17 PM (l1zOH)

276 Nite AJ

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 10:18 PM (K4xGQ)

277 otho, thanks. I know Fitzcarraldo is considered kind of a forerunner to Apocalypse Now, in that it's a film about a next-to-impossible mission (hauling a giant cruise ship over a mountain)... and a film which, during production, became a next-to-impossible mission itself.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 10:09 PM

Yeah, there are some parallels. I remember when it was being made. Troubled production is an understatement. I recall that Mick Jagger was cast in it and started shooting... there were on location photos of him in the jungle with a bow and arrow. Weird. Now that I think about the flick, it's been so long since I've seen it, I might've been unfair. What I would have called just a good flick back then, would be a fucking masterpiece by today's standards. I'll have to watch it again.

Apocalypse Now? You know, that was tv the other night and I watched it again. What surprised me was that it was an alternate edit that I haven't seen since it was released. It was the version with the "air strike" on Kurtz's compound during the end credits. Has that been re released or something? It also had some edits during the sampan scene and when cheif cops the spear.

Posted by: otho at March 08, 2015 10:18 PM (tBSrv)

278 so funny thing about the meetup, apparently kate upton is a lurker. not really my cup a tea but who woulda guessed? I might be wrong about that, I was drinking pretty hard.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:18 PM (gsfK5)

279 274 So, you heard the one where he goes to see a psychic, right?



"My father predicted the exact day he would die."


"Really? That's amazing! How did he know?"


"The judge told him."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 08, 2015 10:20 PM (oKE6c)

280 Well, my darling morons, we may have found a house. Please keep your fingers crossed that the inspection does not reveal major hideousness of falling off hill, etc. Perhaps a mummified Osmond (as, who would miss one?). I think inspection this week. Then ours (maybe). This is as far as they've gone, and this is the third one of the two we cancelled once trouble was known. yehaw. Husband and I have a pact that we don't talk house or packing after 8pm. It seems to work well. With the time change i am as coherent as Baroque. Nite. xoxoxo

Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at March 08, 2015 10:20 PM (TIGDR)

281 278 so funny thing about the meetup, apparently kate upton is a lurker. not really my cup a tea but who woulda guessed? I might be wrong about that, I was drinking pretty hard.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:18 PM (gsfK5

DAMMIT!!

I really need to learn to tie better knots.



Evening horde

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 08, 2015 10:20 PM (/cvEu)

282 They Republic was killed in 1936, wingnuts! 1976 was just icing...

Posted by: President Prolapse at March 08, 2015 10:20 PM (92L+g)

283 Kate and I go way back. I remember when she sang that song and everything. ... no, wait, that was the other Kate...

Posted by: goon at March 08, 2015 10:20 PM (gNTQS)

284 hey, is someone gonna update the time?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:20 PM (gsfK5)

285 Years ago DirecTV had CBC or something that showed "The National" and Canajuck shows. It was interesting to watch.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 08, 2015 10:16 PM (vvS6Q)

I was in Ohio during 9/11. For some reason, the cable station played CBC nightly news too for a few days.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 08, 2015 10:21 PM (AC0lD)

286 On the other hand (get it?) she could say, "Turn your head and cough".
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc

Ha ha. After surviving a prostate biopsy & semi annual exams with Dr. Huge Hands, her little pudgy fingers would've been a treat

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 10:21 PM (K4xGQ)

287 I think the reason Hillary's email server is actually gaining traction as a scandal in the MBM is, someone with serious power in left-wing circles must've quietly put out a burn notice on the Clintons.

They figure Obama is their template for the future, someone without a messy paper trail and a history of scandals.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 08, 2015 10:21 PM (5pg79)

288 otho, other than the "Redux" edition of 2001, not sure of any other tinkering Coppola's done with Apocalypse Now.

Let's hope he's not coming down with a case of George Lucas syndrome.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 10:21 PM (elbY7)

289 >>>except for the plant, I am confused by lurkers that show up at a party.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:02 PM (gsfK5)

a plant? wha?

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 08, 2015 10:21 PM (OjnNr)

290 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 08, 2015 10:20 PM (/cvEu) -

evening RWC.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 08, 2015 10:22 PM (OjnNr)

291 "On the other hand (get it?) she could say, "Turn your head and cough"."



Had a female doc' for a while. Thought it would be weird but it wasn't. She was doc', I was patient. All very clinical and she was good.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 08, 2015 10:22 PM (vvS6Q)

292 otho: oops, and yeah, I think I remember reading somewhere in the past about Mick Jagger being part of Fitzcarraldo at one point. Thanks for the notes on it.

Mick starred in some really weird-ass films back in the day.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 10:23 PM (elbY7)

293 I mean really..... What has Hillary Clinton done?... Other than Marry trailer park hustler. At least Bill Clinton was a semi successful governor and pragmatic (mostly) politician. Cankles has a tin ear to rival the Tin Man and is dumb as a sack of hammers.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 08, 2015 10:23 PM (fLKzW)

294 284 hey, is someone gonna update the time?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:20 PM (gsfK5)

Sure thing, right after the 500 error gets fixed.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 08, 2015 10:24 PM (/cvEu)

295 I've been avoiding my mother, president of the Hillary fan club, for the past 2 weeks because seeing her delusional upsets me.

Posted by: Lauren at March 08, 2015 10:24 PM (MYCIw)

296 >>>except for the plant, I am confused by lurkers that show up at a party.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:02 PM (gsfK5)

a plant? wha?
Posted by: rich@gmu at March 08, 2015 10:21 PM (OjnNr)




I 'm not gonna go into it, nothing happened, no one got even slightly dragged outside and jumped.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:24 PM (gsfK5)

297 "Some Iraqi troops show up ill prepared ..." ... duh!? DUH?!

Posted by: goon at March 08, 2015 10:24 PM (gNTQS)

298 when I think of it at this point what could Hillary possibly do fuck shit up anymore than it already is? so I'm not worried even if she does get in

Posted by: Regular Guy at March 08, 2015 10:24 PM (XYKz+)

299 Evening rich. Hope all is well.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 08, 2015 10:24 PM (/cvEu)

300 ever look at a fifth of whiskey next to a glass and start to realize how small a fifth of whiskey really is?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:25 PM (gsfK5)

301 "because seeing her delusional upsets me.
"


She tore up over all of this?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 08, 2015 10:26 PM (vvS6Q)

302 except for the plant, I am confused by lurkers that show up at a party.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:02 PM (gsfK5)

Y'all had a MoMee and a garden thread broke out? !

Posted by: tbodie at March 08, 2015 10:26 PM (fjZl+)

303 284 hey, is someone gonna update the time?
-------------------------
Yeah, sure.
Two weeks.

Posted by: shredded chi at March 08, 2015 10:26 PM (okr/5)

304 Don't get me wrong folks, I am NOT defending Hillary. But...

is it true she's actually far more of a hawk than Obama has ever been or ever will be?? I know Andi Sullivan got the vapors dozens of times over what he called her "John McCain"-like view of how to fight terrorists.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 10:27 PM (elbY7)

305 saying obama is worse than hillary is like saying Hitler was worse the Mussolini.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:28 PM (gsfK5)

306 I really wish everyone would stop disparaging "sacks of hammers". Sacks of hammers have full and productive lives to lead, things that they can contribute to mankind, global warming, etc., but that stone-cold wooman is not a sack of hammers. She's way, way dumber than a good ol' sack of hammers. Oh, and yeah, her husband IS a sack of hammers.

Posted by: goon at March 08, 2015 10:28 PM (gNTQS)

307 1 Woot
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain

Hey Mis Hum,
Yep your email found the Farmer. Hope to ser you soon in WI.

T

Posted by: Farmer at March 08, 2015 10:28 PM (o/90i)

308 >>>I 'm not gonna go into it, nothing happened, no one got even slightly dragged outside and jumped.

Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much.

Good to have you back, Y5.

Posted by: DC in River City at March 08, 2015 10:29 PM (e+1S5)

309 It is my understanding that Hil starts all of her meetings stating "management begins with the top down." She is not in a convertable when this is announced. I creates a new PTSD due to dysmorphic boobalas hitting the conference desk. Huma then reminds her of her posture, but, well, that just slings them sidewise and meeting ends promptly at 0901 as "what does it matter anyway?"

Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at March 08, 2015 10:29 PM (TIGDR)

310 "I know Andi Sullivan got the vapors dozens of times over what he called her 'John McCain'-like view of how to fight terrorists."

Sources. Consideration thereof. Some assembly required.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 08, 2015 10:29 PM (noWW6)

311 Well, my darling morons, we may have found a house. Please keep your fingers crossed that the inspection does not reveal major hideousness of falling off hill, etc.
--

Good luck, ChristyB!

Posted by: Y-not at March 08, 2015 10:30 PM (9BRsg)

312 seriously, I usually do not drink and look at the bottle at the same time. seeing them, bottle and glass, side by side is a little distressing; it makes you appreciate how little there is in the bottle and makes you think drinking the whole thing is not so hard.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:30 PM (gsfK5)

313 Ricardo Kill, yeah that would be an understatement. Much wailing and gnashing of teeth about the media/Obama.

Posted by: Lauren at March 08, 2015 10:31 PM (MYCIw)

314 "is it true she's actually far more of a hawk than Obama has ever been or ever will be?? "


To some degree. She doesn't have Barry's Muslim background coloring all events. Though Barry is known for shooting his guns willy-nilly in all directions for no clear reason.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 08, 2015 10:31 PM (vvS6Q)

315 otho, other than the "Redux" edition of 2001, not sure of any other tinkering Coppola's done with Apocalypse Now. Let's hope he's not coming down with a case of George Lucas syndrome.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 10:21 PM

"Redux" is kinda meh. The extra stuff is fascinating, but doesn't help the pace or the story. I prefer the original. Yeah, I seem to recall that the "air strike" version was changed early on to the plain credits and only lived on with oddball distribution versions. I'd buy it if I could get it, because that ending is fantastic. Weird surreal and fitting.

Posted by: otho at March 08, 2015 10:31 PM (tBSrv)

316 She is crazy enough to have to show that she is the man. She just might be the anti-thingy. Can't let a crazy person sit in the big chair, even if she is a woman.

Posted by: goon at March 08, 2015 10:31 PM (gNTQS)

317 Thank you, Mrs. Y-not. I am not sending photos out prematurely to friends/family as, well, I am still the Duchess of Alba and cray-cray.

Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at March 08, 2015 10:32 PM (TIGDR)

318 Good to have you back, Y5.
Posted by: DC in River City at March 08, 2015 10:29 PM (e+1S5)

DC!

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:32 PM (gsfK5)

319 >>To some degree. She doesn't have Barry's Muslim background coloring all events.


*Ahem*

Posted by: Huma Abedin at March 08, 2015 10:32 PM (lHHyw)

320 prostate biopsy semi annual exams with Dr. Huge Hand

Say, that's my nephew.

Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at March 08, 2015 10:32 PM (Dwehj)

321 312 seriously, I usually do not drink and look at the bottle at the same time. seeing them, bottle and glass, side by side is a little distressing; it makes you appreciate how little there is in the bottle and makes you think drinking the whole thing is not so hard.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:30 PM (gsfK5)


Oh, hell, now I'm going to have to get up and go look at the bottle!

Posted by: goon at March 08, 2015 10:33 PM (gNTQS)

322 I liked this section of Kevin Williamson's "Next", where he really got rolling:

If you treat IRS rules the way the IRS treats IRS rules, you go to prison; if you treat federal law the way the secretary of state does, you go to prison. If you treat immigration controls the way our immigration authorities do, you go to prison. If you're as careless in your handling of firearms as the ATF is, you go to prison. You cook your business' books the way the federal government cooks its books, you go to prison.

Hillary Clinton is not going to prison.

Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2015 10:33 PM (FcR7P)

323 Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 10:27 PM (elbY7)

Her hawkish views are to be part of the gang or self centered motives. Nothing she does is what is good for the country or world, just Hillary

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 10:35 PM (K4xGQ)

324 I know I have had a little too much to drink cause I am watching the news, it is an hour behind on the dvr, and I had the thought that hey, kaity tong is kinda cute.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:36 PM (gsfK5)

325 "*Ahem*"


Decent point. Didn't think about that flap.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 08, 2015 10:36 PM (vvS6Q)

326 Years ago DirecTV had CBC or something that showed "The National" and Canajuck shows.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 08, 2015 10:16 PM (vvS6Q)


I remember when DirecTV had a Canadian channel called TRIO. They used to show SCTV.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 08, 2015 10:36 PM (W5DcG)

327 Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:24 PM (gsfK5) -

we had quite a few lurkers show up at the NoVaMoMee.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 08, 2015 10:36 PM (OjnNr)

328 The thought of Elizabeth Warren being in the White House for potentially 16 years terrifies the ever living shit out of me.

And after the two terms the current asshole in chief was given by the "American" people it's not so far fetched.


shudder!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at March 08, 2015 10:37 PM (BJLGz)

329 RWC-

things are looking up.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 08, 2015 10:37 PM (OjnNr)

330 It's been rumored that Coppola has been meeting with Lucas on remastering Apocalypse Now.

Apparently the tiger will now be an animatronic human/tiger hybrid in a tuxedo who is super friendly.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 08, 2015 10:38 PM (/cvEu)

331 we had quite a few lurkers show up at the NoVaMoMee.
Posted by: rich@gmu at March 08, 2015 10:36 PM (OjnNr)


all the lurkers I spoke with, except the plant, were really nice. I don't get the rationale behind I will not comment anonymously but I will go out in public and show my face. I let them know it is not necessary to use your real name. A couple were surprised my name is not really yankeefifth.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:39 PM (gsfK5)

332 >>>300 ever look at a fifth of whiskey next to a glass and start to realize how small a fifth of whiskey really is?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:25 PM (gsfK5)

its lonely and wants its friends 2/5, 3/5, 4/5, and 5/5.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 08, 2015 10:39 PM (OjnNr)

333 "I remember when DirecTV had a Canadian channel called TRIO. They used to show SCTV."


Maybe that was it. Late 90's, early 2k's. It turned into Al Gore's channel and then Al Jazeera.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 08, 2015 10:39 PM (vvS6Q)

334 What is the Lurker to commenter quotient? I am tending to be more of a lurker myself lately. The news upsets me so I try to stay away from places like this.... for my sanity.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 08, 2015 10:40 PM (fLKzW)

335 Posted by: Farmer at March 08, 2015 10:28 PM (o/90i)

I look forward to it. Safe travels my friend

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 10:40 PM (K4xGQ)

336 Rich..

Good to hear! Same here.

Cheers!


*drinks bottle of water flavored with Mio Black Cherry

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 08, 2015 10:40 PM (/cvEu)

337 @330

There is absolutely no reason to touch Apocalypse Now.

Francis must be bored.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 08, 2015 10:40 PM (BJLGz)

338 300
ever look at a fifth of whiskey next to a glass and start to realize how small a fifth of whiskey really is?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:25 PM (gsfK5)

In my heavy drinking days, I'd always make sure I had more than enough to get me through the night.

And a Subway sub in the refrigerator, because after 14 beers, you want to eat healthy.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 08, 2015 10:40 PM (AC0lD)

339 There was a plant at the NoVaMoMee

Posted by: Lauren at March 08, 2015 10:40 PM (MYCIw)

340 Temporary time fix: add one hour. (no thanks necessary, just glad to be of service)

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 08, 2015 10:41 PM (+jijM)

341 "A couple were surprised my name is not really yankeefifth."


I'll be damned. That ain't the name yo' mama gave you?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 08, 2015 10:41 PM (vvS6Q)

342 OK, I skipped all the responses, replied to the first. What's going on? I'm jazzed at the idea of meeting some Morons in WI later this month.

Long day here, at work we had a meeting for the Hist. Soc., program was on "The Amish of Whiteside Co." Very interesting, I didn't know they don't approve of being photographed.

Here the community is Amish Mennonites. They are not Old Order Amish Mennonites. But they are not the same as the local Mennonite church.

Go figure, I learned a lot today.

Posted by: Farmer at March 08, 2015 10:42 PM (o/90i)

343 What is the Lurker to commenter quotient? I am tending to be more of a lurker myself lately. The news upsets me so I try to stay away from places like this.... for my sanity.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 08, 2015 10:40 PM (fLKzW)

at the meetup it was probably 10 percent, maybe slightly more.



so you are no longer gruntled?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:43 PM (gsfK5)

344 so you are no longer gruntled?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:43 PM (gsfK5)
*********
You remember that huh? I am sliding back to being disgruntled. I guess....

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 08, 2015 10:44 PM (fLKzW)

345 SNL vs. Hillary!

Wanted to laugh. "SNL" conjures up memories of comedy. But that was awful.

Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2015 10:45 PM (FcR7P)

346 It's been rumored that Coppola has been meeting with Lucas on remastering Apocalypse Now. Apparently the tiger will now be an animatronic human/tiger hybrid in a tuxedo who is super friendly.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 08, 2015 10:38 PM


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *whiney little bitch Vader*

BTW- animatronic? No way, dude. This is Lucas you're talking about. The tiger will be 100% CGI and will have a cool name, like "Spazz Striper".

Posted by: otho at March 08, 2015 10:45 PM (tBSrv)

347
I saw the Scrofulous Grifters open for Lying Sacks of Shit at the LA Coliseum in '94.


Posted by: OregonMuse at March 08, 2015 09:26 PM (Zn9YC)

Liar!
The Coliseum was closed that whole year for renovations.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 08, 2015 10:45 PM (wQ7l/)

348 In my heavy drinking days, I'd always make sure I had more than enough to get me through the night.

And a Subway sub in the refrigerator, because after 14 beers, you want to eat healthy.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 08, 2015 10:40 PM (AC0lD)



I had a friend of a friend who had a serious beer infatuation in college. someone broke into his apartment, trashed it and stole a lot of important stuff. first thing he did was run in a make sure his beer was not stolen. it was there.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:45 PM (gsfK5)

349 --They also announced an initiative called not there, in which they said they planned to remove their photographs from their social-media accounts to make a point about unseen,marginalized or disadvantaged women around the world.

Leave it to Hilary & Chelsea. Perhaps they will become & remain unseen

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 10:45 PM (K4xGQ)

350 >>Her hawkish views are to be part of the gang or self centered motives.

Yep.

We know she enjoys a good cackle after assassinating brown people, so that's something.

Posted by: Y-not at March 08, 2015 10:46 PM (9BRsg)

351
In my heavy drinking days, I'd always make sure I had more than enough to get me through the night.

And a Subway sub in the refrigerator, because after 14 beers, you want to eat healthy.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 08, 2015 10:40 PM (AC0lD)

Through the night? Heck, had an already mixed 20oz drink waiting for me in the morning!

I think they had a name for that.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 08, 2015 10:46 PM (/cvEu)

352 "You remember that huh? I am sliding back to being disgruntled. I guess...."


Remember? Heck yeah. Buck up, Truck. Don't let them fcukers get you down.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 08, 2015 10:46 PM (vvS6Q)

353 hi all
fapplebees is changing their menu!

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at March 08, 2015 10:47 PM (hUSu1)

354 Truck Monkey-

I don't really recall the NoVaMoMee all that well but there were about 40 there. I've attended both and met some great people (RWC, Jinx, Hothgar, the lovely Vendette, Lady S &c &c). The last I'd say probably had about 20% or so lurkers (and it wasn't cheap to get into).

There was someone there that claimed to work on data analytics for some political shop in town and I ended the conversation with "great fucking job you did in 2012"-not my finest moment to a member of the horde.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 08, 2015 10:47 PM (OjnNr)

355 You remember that huh? I am sliding back to being disgruntled. I guess....
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 08, 2015 10:44 PM (fLKzW)


I always liked your use of gruntled, it is never used without the dis prefix .

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:47 PM (gsfK5)

356 Politics is now all about spamming twitter memes at our Facebook friends.

Thankfully, soon we'll have AI to spam our social networks with twitter memes for us. Yay!

Rather than argue with progtards and get angry. Just program a bot to argue for you. Tweak settings for levels of cursing, trolling, and kindness - then go back to binge-watching Breaking Bad.

Robo-news Advances!
http://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2015/03/08/if-an-algorithm-wrote-this-how-would-you-even-know/

The mantra around all of this carries the usual liberation theme: Robo-journalism will free humans to do more reporting and less data processing.

That would be nice, but Kristian Hammond, Narrative Science's co-founder, estimates that 90 percent of news could be algorithmically generated by the mid-2020s, much of it without human intervention.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 08, 2015 10:47 PM (ZPrif)

357
349 --They also announced an initiative called not there, in which they said they planned to remove their photographs from their social-media accounts to make a point about unseen,marginalized or disadvantaged women around the world.

Leave it to Hilary & Chelsea. Perhaps they will become & remain unseen
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 10:45 PM (K4xGQ)

Hillary needs to get herself to a nunnery and pray all day and night for the rest of her days and forever leave us alone.

Posted by: eman at March 08, 2015 10:47 PM (MQEz6)

358 So how did you folks identify the plants?

I remember hearing that there was one (or two?) at one a while back. IIRC they were from some media outlet or publication, weren't they?

How does it manifest itself?

Posted by: Y-not at March 08, 2015 10:48 PM (9BRsg)

359 There is absolutely no reason to touch Apocalypse Now. Francis must be bored.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 08, 2015 10:40 PM

I agree. However, I would really like to see the "air strike" end credits returned, at least as an alternate version for dvd/bluray. I'd forgotten how good it was until I saw it again.

Posted by: otho at March 08, 2015 10:48 PM (tBSrv)

360 Sunday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/574615029221171200

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/574615179255664641

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/574615439625474048

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/574615608114831360

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/574616776299782144

Posted by: kbdabear at March 08, 2015 10:49 PM (GrXXa)

361 >>>339 There was a plant at the NoVaMoMee

Posted by: Lauren at March 08, 2015 10:40 PM (MYCIw)

who? I had sensed some weird hostility among some people.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 08, 2015 10:49 PM (OjnNr)

362 A couple were surprised my name is not really yankeefifth.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:39
-------------------------
Heh.
Cthulhu once told me he's met quite a few Morons IRL. And "to this day, I find it hard remember some of their real names - I only know handles."

Posted by: shredded chi at March 08, 2015 10:49 PM (okr/5)

363 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *whiney little bitch Vader*

BTW- animatronic? No way, dude. This is Lucas you're talking about. The tiger will be 100% CGI and will have a cool name, like "Spazz Striper".

Posted by: otho at March 08, 2015 10:45 PM (tBSrv)

Ahhhhhhh true true. He is high tech.

But he is keeping Spazz Striper's thick Vietnamese accent.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 08, 2015 10:49 PM (/cvEu)

364 "I think they had a name for that."


Prepared. Mindful, thinking, and, prepared.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 08, 2015 10:49 PM (vvS6Q)

365 I don't think shrillary is marginalized enough frankly

how about a campaign centered around removing narcissistic sociopaths from public life?

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at March 08, 2015 10:49 PM (hUSu1)

366 chemjeff, sounds like TGIFriday's. Once upon a time TGIFriday's had seven delicious burgers, each named for different days of the week. Oh, and great jalapeno poppers.

Not no more. These days they're constantly playing Hipster Bingo with the menu. Result: by the time you find something there you really *like,* it'll be on its way out the door.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 10:49 PM (elbY7)

367 364 "I think they had a name for that."


Prepared. Mindful, thinking, and, prepared.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 08, 2015 10:49 PM (vvS6Q)

Where the F were you during the meetings!

See, someone else agrees!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 08, 2015 10:50 PM (/cvEu)

368 More Sunday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/574616944327811072

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/574713030367404033

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/574713209380298752

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/574713389668245504

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/574713544366751745

Posted by: kbdabear at March 08, 2015 10:51 PM (GrXXa)

369 353 hi all
fapplebees is changing their menu!
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at March

Bummer, I guess. Not a big fan.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 10:51 PM (K4xGQ)

370 otho and RWC: LOL re Apocalypse Now.

Don't forget the newly added scene where Sheen & Co. just happen to "bump into" John Kerry during his secret Nixon-ordered mission.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 10:51 PM (elbY7)

371 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 08, 2015 10:40 PM (/cvEu) -

I'm having coffee. Made it through the first two cuts. Should hear something soon.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 08, 2015 10:51 PM (OjnNr)

372 Chi, if you're still around, you got them friend.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 08, 2015 10:51 PM (ZHnL2)

373 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 08, 2015 10:46 PM (/cvEu)


Yeah, but I was only semi-pro.


Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:45 PM (gsfK5)

That's funny. If he lived here in Ontario, the beer might have been gone. A case of 24 bottles is over $40. That's crazy. Same brand in Ohio, a 12 pack set me back $10.60 but that was over 5 years ago.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 08, 2015 10:52 PM (AC0lD)

374 there were plants at a moron meetup?
please tell me you didn't give away the secret. AoSHQ plan for world dominatrix

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at March 08, 2015 10:52 PM (hUSu1)

375 Oh boy here it comes. Is this a trial balloon or a retart college kid reporting for his school paper.http://tinyurl.com/lfzskgw

Posted by: Regular Guy at March 08, 2015 10:52 PM (XYKz+)

376

Not no more. These days they're constantly playing Hipster Bingo with the menu. Result: by the time you find something there you really *like,* it'll be on its way out the door.


Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 10:49 PM (elbY7)

Yeah, go ahead and push fried green beans. Wtf.

Now fried pickles mind you....damn yummy.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 08, 2015 10:53 PM (/cvEu)

377 365 I don't think shrillary is marginalized enough frankly

how about a campaign centered around removing narcissistic sociopaths from public life?
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at March

Campaign, yes this is a smart military blog

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 10:53 PM (K4xGQ)

378 er, domination
but that kinda works too

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at March 08, 2015 10:53 PM (hUSu1)

379 There WERE plants at the moron meetup, but they all died. Somebody tried to water 'em with mezcal.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 10:53 PM (elbY7)

380 Oh, I don't know, Rich. That was supposed to be a question on my part. I guess my computer ate the question mark. It crashed right as I was posting.

Posted by: Lauren at March 08, 2015 10:54 PM (MYCIw)

381 RWC, oh yeah. ;-)

Buffalo Wild Wings' fried pickles are pretty good. I enjoy them with the jammin' jalapeno sauce.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 10:54 PM (elbY7)

382 Obama is a scrofulous whoreson. There, it needed to be said.

Posted by: waves to NSA Bob at March 08, 2015 10:54 PM (Sq7Kx)

383 Shit, anyway, I've been sick and I better bow out for bed. Happy ONT and no negative shit, you fcukers.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 08, 2015 10:54 PM (vvS6Q)

384 371 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 08, 2015 10:40 PM (/cvEu) -

I'm having coffee. Made it through the first two cuts. Should hear something soon.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 08, 2015 10:51 PM (OjnNr)

Awesome. I'll say a prayer for you.

Yes morons, I do pray and I do think there is value in it.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 08, 2015 10:54 PM (/cvEu)

385 (**NSA Bob scrambling through his dictionary**)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 10:55 PM (elbY7)

386 "I liked this section of Kevin Williamson's 'Next', where he really got rolling"

Actually, the best part was the immediately preceding paragraph.

"When the law does not apply to the lawmakers and law-enforcers, you are not being _governed_: You are being _ruled_. And we are ruled by criminals."

Posted by: torquewrench at March 08, 2015 10:55 PM (noWW6)

387 Ebay amazes me. I am bidding on a coat in Poland and I have no problems with that. Who would have thought 20 years ago you could be buying used shit from Europe.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 08, 2015 10:55 PM (0FSuD)

388 Ahhhhhhh true true. He is high tech. But he is keeping Spazz Striper's thick Vietnamese accent.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 08, 2015 10:49 PM

LOL.

Posted by: otho at March 08, 2015 10:55 PM (tBSrv)

389 good luck rich!

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at March 08, 2015 10:56 PM (hUSu1)

390 Nite Ricardo feel better

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 10:56 PM (K4xGQ)

391 362
A couple were surprised my name is not really yankeefifth.



Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:39

-------------------------

Heh.

Cthulhu once told me he's met quite a few Morons IRL. And "to this
day, I find it hard remember some of their real names - I only know
handles."

Posted by: shredded chi at March 08, 2015 10:49 PM (okr/5)


Yes, but I don't exactly work too hard at appearing "normal", either.....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2015 10:56 PM (T1005)

392 381 RWC, oh yeah. ;-)

Buffalo Wild Wings' fried pickles are pretty good. I enjoy them with the jammin' jalapeno sauce.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 10:54 PM (elbY7)

They are. But there is a small pool hall here that serves them that are so much better.

Also, the 'No Guns Allowed' that BWW is so proud to display leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 08, 2015 10:57 PM (/cvEu)

393 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 08, 2015 10:49 PM

Spazz is the key to everything in Apocalypse Now!

Posted by: george lucas at March 08, 2015 10:57 PM (tBSrv)

394 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 08, 2015 10:51 PM (ZHnL2) -

whoa Jinx, great to see you in the comments. hope all is well.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 08, 2015 10:58 PM (OjnNr)

395 If that bitch Hillary gets voted into office, we can say goodbye to the US of A. Any country that would vote the SCOAMF into office twice, and then double down with the Pillager in Chief deserves to be left in the dustbin of history.

Are we really that stupid and self-destructive?

AAaagh.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 08, 2015 10:58 PM (+YMhA)

396 RWC, that's too bad about your BWW. No sign like that at mine here in SoCal.

I know Chili's also just added fried pickles to their menu. Oh, and they got rid of the pizza.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 10:58 PM (elbY7)

397 A couple were surprised my name is not really yankeefifth.



Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 10:39

Whaaaa?

No.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 08, 2015 10:59 PM (+YMhA)

398 387 Ebay amazes me. I am bidding on a coat in Poland and I have no problems with that. Who would have thought 20 years ago you could be buying used shit from Europe.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 08, 2015 10:55 PM (0FSuD)

There has to be a Keith Richards joke in there or Iron Curtain gag

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 10:59 PM (K4xGQ)

399 >>>389 good luck rich!

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at March 08, 2015 10:56 PM (hUSu1)

thanks. and sorry to hear about the menu.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 08, 2015 11:00 PM (OjnNr)

400 "Don't forget the newly added scene where Sheen and Co. just happen to 'bump into' John Kerry during his secret Nixon-ordered mission."

And the crossover tie-in scene with _Back To The Future_, where Doc Brown takes Nixon back in time in the DeLorean, so Nixon can order Kerry into Cambodia so Kerry is in Cambodia at Christmas of 1968 despite Nixon not becoming President until January of 1969.

Bonus clip on the director's cut: Nixon on Marty's hoverboard.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 08, 2015 11:00 PM (noWW6)

401
396 RWC, that's too bad about your BWW. No sign like that at mine here in SoCal.

I know Chili's also just added fried pickles to their menu. Oh, and they got rid of the pizza.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 10:58 PM (elbY7)

Really? What the F Virginia? Everyone I have bent to in the commonwealth has had the sign front and center on the door.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 08, 2015 11:00 PM (/cvEu)

402 and to you Rich, good luck to you.

You still out in the exurbs or have you moved back to Fairfax?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 08, 2015 11:00 PM (ZHnL2)

403 Steve Sailer @Steve_Sailer
Everywhere is guilty: the Justice Dept. Jihad against Ferguson in statistical perspective
http://t.co/qSKKtCnpLm

In fact, according to state-mandated reports, the Ferguson Police Department (FPD) "Disparity Index" for stops of black drivers has for the past eight years been about ten percent lower than the corresponding figure for the whole state

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 08, 2015 11:01 PM (ZPrif)

404 torquewrench, sure, give Lucas even MORE great new ideas... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 11:02 PM (elbY7)

405 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 08, 2015 10:54 PM (/cvEu) -

many thanks.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 08, 2015 11:02 PM (OjnNr)

406 Yes, but I don't exactly work too hard at appearing "normal", either....

Posted by: cthulhu
--------------------
Well, a normal nerd, anyway.


Yeah, Jinx, I'm here - thank you. Very much.
Really good to see you. Hope you & the family are doing well.

Posted by: shredded chi at March 08, 2015 11:03 PM (okr/5)

407 RWC, strange. Thank God you have that pool hall.

And yeah, it's beyond frustrating when you learn that someplace you like to eat (or do business) would rather not have you for a customer.

In fairness, there's no signs at BWWs here in California probably because the managers figure we're all disarmed and helpless already anyway. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 11:03 PM (elbY7)

408 You still out in the exurbs or have you moved back to Fairfax?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 08, 2015 11:00 PM (ZHnL2)


back in Fairfax close to campus.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 08, 2015 11:03 PM (OjnNr)

409 392 381
Also, the 'No Guns Allowed' that BWW is so proud to display leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 08, 2015 10:57 PM (/cvEu)

It's called concealed for a reason. About the only place I don't carry are on school grounds and government buildings.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 11:04 PM (K4xGQ)

410 Oh yeah, man, my girl be all BWW as shit. But she ain't got no preeclampsia, I can tell you that.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Goodlife Knitting Klatsch at March 08, 2015 11:05 PM (Q819Q)

411 Is it racist to refer to michele obama as Miss Bullwinkle?

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 08, 2015 11:05 PM (wQ7l/)

412 Posted by: Lauren at March 08, 2015 10:54 PM (MYCIw) -

sorry. it wouldn't have surprised me if there were. I was spending too much time drinking to notice.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 08, 2015 11:06 PM (OjnNr)

413 So I've seen this Volkswagen Jetta commercial a few times. San Francisco douchebag sees a dog and the tag says Portland Oregon so he decides to drive him home. He gets all the way there and the woman at the door tells him they've just moved to San Francisco. So now he gets to drive all the way back to San Francisco with the dog again to bring him back to his family.

So basically the whole commercial is about a guy that has just stolen a family's dog.

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2015 11:07 PM (zt+N6)

414 Watch the taser vid and you'll see what I was like as a EMC
Uggggh

Posted by: Navycopjoe aka everyone's favorite democrat at March 08, 2015 11:07 PM (g8umy)

415 >>>Don't forget the newly added scene where Sheen and
Co. just happen to 'bump into' John Kerry during his secret
Nixon-ordered mission."



And the crossover tie-in scene with _Back To The Future_, where Doc
Brown takes Nixon back in time in the DeLorean, so Nixon can order Kerry
into Cambodia so Kerry is in Cambodia at Christmas of 1968 despite
Nixon not becoming President until January of 1969.



Bonus clip on the director's cut: Nixon on Marty's hoverboard.



Posted by: torquewrench at March 08, 2015 11:00 PM (noWW6)<<<

Jar Jar Hopper.

Posted by: George Lucass at March 08, 2015 11:08 PM (c+Y7q)

416 Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2015 11:07 PM (zt+N6)

Good intentions

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 11:08 PM (K4xGQ)

417 'Buffalo Wild Wings respects the right of individuals to carry firearms. However, because we are focused on the comfort, safety and enjoyment of all of our guests, we have elected to exercise our right to restrict the carrying of firearms within our restaurants. We regret any inconvenience this may cause but believe that this policy is in the best interest of all our guests and our Team Members.'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 08, 2015 11:10 PM (/cvEu)

418 torquewrench, sure, give Lucas even MORE great new ideas... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 11:02 PM


I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Posted by: george lucas at March 08, 2015 11:10 PM (tBSrv)

419 There WERE plants at the moron meetup, but they all died. Somebody tried to water 'em with mezcal.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 10:53 PM

As it should be.
I remember buying Mezcal back in 1976. It had a little bag of brown salt tied on. Rumors were that had mind altering properties. Rumors were false.

Posted by: Farmer at March 08, 2015 11:11 PM (o/90i)

420 And I hate the term 'Team Member.'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 08, 2015 11:11 PM (/cvEu)

421 420 And I hate the term 'Team Member.'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 08, 2015 11:11 PM (/cvEu)




I always want to ask what position they play.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 08, 2015 11:12 PM (oKE6c)

422
420 And I hate the term 'Team Member.'
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 08, 2015 11:11 PM (/cvEu)


Bullshit business consultant advised buzzword.

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2015 11:12 PM (zt+N6)

423 More Sunday Night ONT Compliance Pics



https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/574616944327811072





Posted by: kbdabear at March 08, 2015 10:51 PM (GrXXa)


The first pic reminds me of this:



http://fiftiesnostalgia.blogspot.ca/2009/11/remember-mimi.html

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2015 11:13 PM (u6ZjY)

424 G'night all. Bed is calling but happy as hell the sun was still up at 7pm!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 08, 2015 11:13 PM (/cvEu)

425 Bonus clip on the director's cut: Nixon on Marty's hoverboard.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 08, 2015 11:00 PM (noWW6)


The movie need a scene like this:

http://tinyurl.com/qg2m7n4

Posted by: The Saber-Toothed Hat at March 08, 2015 11:13 PM (0Ew3K)

426 Also, the 'No Guns Allowed' that BWW is so proud to display leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 08, 2015 10:57 PM (/cvEu)

*****

Fuck em. That's why they call it concealed carry. However, I do get your point about not wanting to spend money there.

Evening all.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 08, 2015 11:13 PM (3F6F8)

427 torquewrench, sure, give Lucas even MORE great new ideas... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 11:02 PM

In the new version, Kurtz will shoot first.

Posted by: george lucas at March 08, 2015 11:13 PM (tBSrv)

428 "So I've seen this Volkswagen Jetta commercial a few times. San Francisco douchebag sees a dog and the tag says Portland Oregon so he decides to drive him home. He gets all the way there and the woman at the door tells him they've just moved to San Francisco. So now he gets to drive all the way back to San Francisco with the dog again to bring him back to his family."

Alternate endings:

-- San Francisco douchebag via Hawaii, Indonesia, Columbia University and Harvard Law School sees a dog. Eats it.

-- San Francisco douchebag sees a dog. Drives it to Portland and back in a carrier strapped to the roof of his car. Destroys his Presidential dreams.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 08, 2015 11:13 PM (noWW6)

429 413 So I've seen this Volkswagen Jetta commercial a few times. San Francisco douchebag sees a dog and the tag says Portland Oregon so he decides to drive him home. He gets all the way there and the woman at the door tells him they've just moved to San Francisco. So now he gets to drive all the way back to San Francisco with the dog again to bring him back to his family.

So basically the whole commercial is about a guy that has just stolen a family's dog.

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2015 11:07 PM (zt+N6)



Meanwhile, the big holdup for SMOD is deciding whether to hit Portland or SF.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 08, 2015 11:14 PM (oKE6c)

430 And I hate the term 'Team Member.'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 08, 2015 11:11 PM (/cvEu)


Needs more flair.

Posted by: Manager at Chotchkie's at March 08, 2015 11:15 PM (0Ew3K)

431 Its crap "We don't want to separate management from general employees so we're going to use 'Team Member' because those dipshit employees will feel important and not realize that we'd fire their asses at the first chance for lower paid workers if we could ."

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2015 11:15 PM (zt+N6)

432 "However, because we are focused on the comfort, safety and enjoyment of all of our guests, we have elected to exercise our right to restrict the carrying of firearms within our restaurants"

Sounds like the Planet Fitness bullshit that says that we all have to let a man watch us get naked to avoid making anyone feel uncomfortable.

Posted by: Lauren at March 08, 2015 11:16 PM (MYCIw)

433 "Luby's Cafeteria respects the right of individuals to carry firearms. However, because we are focused on the comfort, safety and enjoyment of all of our guests, we have elected to exercise our right to restrict the carrying of firearms within our restaurants. We regret any inconvenience this may cause but believe that this policy is in the best interest of all our guests and our Team Members."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suzanna_Hupp

Posted by: torquewrench at March 08, 2015 11:16 PM (noWW6)

434 Nite RWC

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 11:16 PM (K4xGQ)

435 Meanwhile, the big holdup for SMOD is deciding whether to hit Portland or SF.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 08, 2015 11:14 PM (oKE6c)


Or Seattle. Or Eugene.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 08, 2015 11:16 PM (t//F+)

436

heheheh eh heheh... "member"... heheheh

Posted by: beavis at March 08, 2015 11:16 PM (tBSrv)

437
If you polled self-described avid football fans and asked them if Donovan McNabb was the first black Quarterback in the NFL, what do you think would be the results?

Yeah.

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at March 08, 2015 11:16 PM (CRukk)

438 Goodnight RWC!

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 08, 2015 11:16 PM (elbY7)

439 435 Meanwhile, the big holdup for SMOD is deciding whether to hit Portland or SF.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 08, 2015 11:14 PM (oKE6c)

Or Seattle. Or Eugene.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 08, 2015 11:16 PM (t//F+)



Let's face it, SMOD is spoilt for choice.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 08, 2015 11:17 PM (oKE6c)

440 So basically the whole commercial is about a guy that has just stolen a family's dog.

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2015 11:07 PM (zt+N6)


"Dear me, no, ours wasn't quite that shaggy."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2015 11:18 PM (u6ZjY)

441 Can SMOD be MIRV'd?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 08, 2015 11:18 PM (t//F+)

442 Meanwhile, the big holdup for SMOD is deciding whether to hit Portland or SF.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 08, 2015 11:14 PM

May I suggest both?
Posted by: Biff Team Member Captain

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 11:18 PM (K4xGQ)

443 Glad to see that even when SNL decides to go for the comedy gold that is HRC, they kind of skirt the edges and forgot about the funny part. Low hanging fruit, right there and they gnaw on the bark. Jesus. I think I may have cracked a smile. Oh wait, I farted, nevermind.

It's getting harder to believe that it was ever funny. Really, SNL was funny for how long out of how many years? It's starting to look more and more like a total fluke. It's gotta be 30 some odd years of meh.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 08, 2015 11:20 PM (sH832)

444 well if we're lucky, we'll get the SMOD/earthquake/Mt Rainier eruption trifecta

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at March 08, 2015 11:21 PM (hUSu1)

445
So when it comes to the 2016 ballot, do not underestimate the sheer ignorance of your fellow electorate.

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at March 08, 2015 11:21 PM (CRukk)

446 Posted by: Lauren at March 08, 2015 10:54 PM (MYCIw) -

my last comment on the NoVaMoMee ... I sense but couldn't prove that there was a political operative there to get a "sense of the base" as it were. Nothing definitive but odd.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 08, 2015 11:22 PM (OjnNr)

447



Night everyone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2015 11:24 PM (gsfK5)

448 441 Can SMOD be MIRV'd?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 08, 2015 11:18 PM (t//F+)


Yes, in fact. There are a number of examples in the solar system of pairs or even bunches of craters that seem to be the same age.

Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2015 11:24 PM (sdi6R)

449 445
So when it comes to the 2016 ballot, do not underestimate the sheer ignorance of your fellow electorate.
Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at March

Obama in 2008 & 12, nope don't think so.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 11:24 PM (K4xGQ)

450 444 well if we're lucky, we'll get the SMOD/earthquake/Mt Rainier eruption trifecta

-----------

Hey,WTF???

Posted by: The Yellowstone Supervolcano at March 08, 2015 11:25 PM (ZbCKc)

451 Colin Powell. West Point Graduate
Americas's first black Army Chief of Staff
First black Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
First black Secretary of State.

Talked George HW Bush out of taking Bagdhad in Gulf One.
Failed to get a Mideast Deal for Clinton.
Failed to get Turkey into the Coalition for George W Bush in Gulf Two.

Has any man ever been so greatly rewarded for such egreious failures, and then gone on to backstab the people who rewarded him?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 08, 2015 11:26 PM (XO6WW)

452 >>>my last comment on the NoVaMoMee ... I sense but
couldn't prove that there was a political operative there to get a
"sense of the base" as it were. Nothing definitive but odd.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 08, 2015 11:22 PM (OjnNr)<<<

Pshaw. You're just being paranoid.
We don't give a shit what the base thinks.



Posted by: Karl Rove in a wig, beard, Gadsden Flag t-shirt disguise at March 08, 2015 11:26 PM (c+Y7q)

453 Posted by: Karl Rove in a wig, beard, Gadsden Flag t-shirt disguise at March 08, 2015 11:26 PM (c+Y7q)

-----------

Heh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 08, 2015 11:28 PM (ZbCKc)

454 Yellowstone supervolcano would just be icing on the cake as it were

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at March 08, 2015 11:28 PM (hUSu1)

455 Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2015 11:24 PM (sdi6R)

Shoemaker-Levy 9

http://tinyurl.com/kjzuh3b

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 08, 2015 11:29 PM (OjnNr)

456 Has any man ever been so greatly rewarded for such egreious failures, and then gone on to backstab the people who rewarded him?

------------

Man? Umm, probably not.

Posted by: Jamie Gorelick at March 08, 2015 11:29 PM (ZbCKc)

457 I'm finding it interesting that no on has mentioned G. W. Bush was there at Selma. Did he not show up as planned, or was whitey not mentioned?

Posted by: Farmer at March 08, 2015 11:30 PM (o/90i)

458 Good Lord. The Kevin Williamson article contained a link to that infamous 2008 article calling Obama a "Lightworker".

Now that I think of it, that old article was almost correct. Although I would call Obama a "Lightbringer".

Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2015 11:30 PM (sdi6R)

459
443 Glad to see that even when SNL decides to go for the comedy gold that is HRC, they kind of skirt the edges and forgot about the funny part. Low hanging fruit, right there and they gnaw on the bark. Jesus. I think I may have cracked a smile. Oh wait, I farted, nevermind.It's getting harder to believe that it was ever funny. Really, SNL was funny for how long out of how many years? It's starting to look more and more like a total fluke. It's gotta be 30 some odd years of meh.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 08, 2015 11:20 PM (sH832)


Eh I remember times when it was funny. Now granted a lot of what I watched was when it was on Comedy Central and E! and they had trimmed the fat down to one hour shows. But now its not funny. You can even tell in the audience response. There are some laughs but they're like short bursts, and its almost more "clapter" humor.

I watched the Celebrity Jeopardy from the 40th Anniversary. And some was funny but it was taken too far/too long. Having Norm MacDonald showing up as Burt Reynolds was good, but needing the call back to the "Turd Ferguson" joke was unnecessary. Then repeating that joke of having another celebrity show up this time with Jim Carrey doing Matthew McConaughey. Its like they can't help beating the joke to death.

Posted by: buzzion at March 08, 2015 11:31 PM (zt+N6)

460 Posted by: Karl Rove in a wig, beard, Gadsden Flag t-shirt disguise at March 08, 2015 11:26 PM (c+Y7q) -

lol ...

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 08, 2015 11:32 PM (OjnNr)

461 actually wouldn't Yellowstone supervolcano affect Midwest more than left coast?

so when Nebraska starts voting for socialists, then it's time for jellystone to blow

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at March 08, 2015 11:34 PM (hUSu1)

462 457
I'm finding it interesting that no on has mentioned G. W. Bush was there
at Selma. Did he not show up as planned, or was whitey not mentioned?

Posted by: Farmer at March 08, 2015 11:30 PM (o/90i)


There was a picture of him sitting next to Michele Obama -- thus illustrating both sides of "keep your friends close, but your enemies closer....."

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2015 11:34 PM (T1005)

463 Hey Gen. Powell, to correct you....it's cal last called the Democratic (Progressive -really?) Party...

Posted by: RGallegos at March 08, 2015 11:34 PM (AVODN)

464 Has any man ever been so greatly rewarded for such egreious failures, and then gone on to backstab the people who rewarded him?
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 08, 2015 11:26 PM (XO6WW)

Is this not also the story of Speaker Boehner?

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 08, 2015 11:34 PM (3HxZe)

465 "Has any man ever been so greatly rewarded for such egreious failures"

The list is not exhaustive.

Back in 1983, Colin Powell, in his role advising the SECDEF, was involved in the decision which forced guards at the Marine barracks in Beirut to carry unloaded weapons.

Can't be too heavy-handed. Might inflame the locals' sensibilities.

A precursor of his later career.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 08, 2015 11:36 PM (noWW6)

466 Hillary Muffed it?

Posted by: RGallegos at March 08, 2015 11:37 PM (AVODN)

467 Back in 1983, Colin Powell, in his role advising the SECDEF, was involved in the decision which forced guards at the Marine barracks in Beirut to carry unloaded weapons.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 08, 2015 11:36 PM (noWW6)

This lunacy needs to be stopped. It defeats the purpose of having guards if they're unarmed.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 08, 2015 11:37 PM (3HxZe)

468 Posted by: Farmer at March 08, 2015 11:30 PM (o/90i) -

The Commissar Vanishes.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 08, 2015 11:38 PM (OjnNr)

469 Good nite Morons
Be well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 11:38 PM (K4xGQ)

470 Strange no support or defense from Bill for Hillary...

Posted by: RGallegos at March 08, 2015 11:39 PM (AVODN)

471 Let's face it, SMOD is spoilt for choice.
Posted by: Jay
--------------

A surfeit of options.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2015 11:40 PM (vPh3W)

472 Badass cool? Grandma staring at her ancient Blackberry while wearing dime store sunglasses and an origami broach doesn't cut it,

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 08, 2015 11:40 PM (ZbCKc)

473
Shoemaker-Levy 9

http://tinyurl.com/kjzuh3b

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 08, 2015 11:29 PM (OjnNr)



Here's a smaller example on the Moon:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_(crater)#Catena_Davy

Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2015 11:41 PM (sdi6R)

474 Nite all, and Phil Ford still has a 20 inch dick

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 08, 2015 11:41 PM (0FSuD)

475 437,

Fritz Pollard. Also the first AA head coach.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 08, 2015 11:42 PM (OsWis)

476 "I'm finding it interesting that no on has mentioned G. W. Bush was there at Selma."

Oh, he and Laura were there, sure enough.

GWB was rewarded for his having pushed through Congress, and personally signed, the 2006 reauthorization of the Voting Rights Act. Rewarded by his being rudely snubbed, having people refuse to march with him on the Selma bridge, and being cropped out of the majority of the photos on the wire services.

"But... but... you can't do this to me! I gave you back the VRA! My daddy promoted Colin Powell! I made Powell the Secretary of State! I'm a 'compassionate conservative'!"

Posted by: torquewrench at March 08, 2015 11:42 PM (noWW6)

477 Colin Powell advised Hitler to take Stalingrad.....

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 08, 2015 11:42 PM (fLKzW)

478 Compared to Chelsea, Hillary is a paragon of skill and competence. So there's that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 08, 2015 11:44 PM (ZbCKc)

479 Colin Powell told Custer that defeating them Injuns at Little Big Horn was a sure thing.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 08, 2015 11:44 PM (fLKzW)

480 "But... but... you can't do this to me! I gave you back the VRA! My daddy promoted Colin Powell! I made Powell the Secretary of State! I'm a 'compassionate conservative'!"

If at first you don't succeed - grovel grovel again.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 08, 2015 11:46 PM (W5DcG)

481 #467

They aren't guards, they're hostages. Much like the US troops stationed on the DMZ between the Koreas for decades. It has aptly been describes as the world's longest running hostage drama. The potential sacrifice becomes meaningless if there is no will to retaliate when an attack happens.

Posted by: Epobirs at March 08, 2015 11:46 PM (IdCqF)

482 G'night, MH.
Be well. Thanks again.

Posted by: shredded chi at March 08, 2015 11:50 PM (okr/5)

483 Cicero, which Chelsea? Manning or Clinton?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2015 11:52 PM (WjcKy)

484 Colin Powell advised against dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, calling the idea "provocative".

Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2015 11:53 PM (sdi6R)

485 here is an American Thinker article from way back on Powell

http://tinyurl.com/ncfty42

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 08, 2015 11:53 PM (OjnNr)

486 #483

Have you ever seen them together?

Posted by: Epobirs at March 08, 2015 11:53 PM (IdCqF)

487 Colon Bowell could have kicked Bill Clinton out of the White House except he chickened out.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2015 11:54 PM (WjcKy)

488 The NYT cropped Bush out of the march photos. Of course.

Posted by: Lauren at March 08, 2015 11:54 PM (MYCIw)

489 Maginot Line... my idea. And absolutely brilliant!

Posted by: Colon Powell at March 08, 2015 11:55 PM (c+Y7q)

490 Epobirs, not that I recall.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2015 11:55 PM (WjcKy)

491 Charge of The Light Brigade?
Yup..., that was my idea.

Posted by: "Pow" Powell at March 08, 2015 11:57 PM (vPh3W)

492 Pickett's charge?
I thought of that.

Posted by: "Pow" Powell at March 08, 2015 11:58 PM (vPh3W)

493 I'm a big fan of retiring the A-10!

Posted by: Colon Powell at March 08, 2015 11:59 PM (c+Y7q)

494 I advised Capt. Smith to sail the Titanic early, and fast.

Posted by: "Pow" Powell at March 08, 2015 11:59 PM (vPh3W)

495 Colin Powell advised that Troy take in that horse lest they offend the Greeks...

Posted by: Η Πολιτική Καπέλο at March 08, 2015 11:59 PM (0Ew3K)

496 *bangs face into bulkhead*

Some humans should be shot to improve the gene pool. Or at least put in the Agony booth to stop them from drawing M'Ress badly.
http://youtu.be/iqjzfIhdGIA

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 12:00 AM (WjcKy)

497 Once upon a time, I actually admired the man. Read his stupid autobiography for crissakes.

Then he just had to go all vote-for-the-FIRST-BLACK-PRESIDENT-EVAH.

Fuck him.

Stormin' Norman couldn't stand his ass.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 09, 2015 12:01 AM (OsWis)

498 **staring at the USS Monitor**


Hahahaha! What the fuck is that thing? That'll never work.

Posted by: Colon Polyp at March 09, 2015 12:03 AM (c+Y7q)

499 Colon Polyp.

*still laughing*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 09, 2015 12:04 AM (OsWis)

500 who names their kid colon anyway?

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 09, 2015 12:04 AM (LWu6U)

501 I'm so stealing that.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 09, 2015 12:05 AM (OsWis)

502 Goodnight everybody, thanks for the great chat.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 09, 2015 12:05 AM (elbY7)

503 500,

People that like watching their kids get their ass beat.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 09, 2015 12:06 AM (OsWis)

504 "I'm finding it interesting that no on has mentioned G. W. Bush was there at Selma."

Oh, he and Laura were there, sure enough.

GWB was rewarded for his having pushed through Congress, and personally signed, the 2006 reauthorization of the Voting Rights Act. Rewarded by his being rudely snubbed, having people refuse to march with him on the Selma bridge, and being cropped out of the majority of the photos on the wire services.

"But... but... you can't do this to me! I gave you back the VRA! My daddy promoted Colin Powell! I made Powell the Secretary of State! I'm a 'compassionate conservative'!"

Posted by: torquewrench at March 08, 2015 11:42 PM

You are blaming GWB for the media's take on this? You don't think the US public is being screwed by the MSM reporting?

We are now hunkering down and just enjoying our home away from all this BS.

New puppy is just 7 weeks old today. What a blast!

Posted by: Farmer at March 09, 2015 12:06 AM (o/90i)

505 499 Colon Polyp.

*still laughing*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 09, 2015 12:04 AM (OsWis)



Me too, and I just had a colonoscopy on Friday.

Posted by: rickl at March 09, 2015 12:07 AM (sdi6R)

506 *rummages on blog*

Colin Powell cartoon from 1995

http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2013/01/powells-stance.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 12:07 AM (WjcKy)

507 *squirt*

Posted by: AWeiner_Pretends_To_Love_Huma@clintonemail.com at March 09, 2015 12:07 AM (OLFrt)

508 Liar!
The Coliseum was closed that whole year for renovations.


Would you believe... the Whiskey A Go Go?

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 09, 2015 12:08 AM (Zn9YC)

509 487 Colon Bowell could have kicked Bill Clinton out of the White House except he chickened out.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2015 11:54 PM (WjcKy)



He could have helped keep Barky out of the White House by endorsing McCain instead of the JEF.

But, historic and all that shit.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 09, 2015 12:08 AM (+Fae7)

510 Posted by: Farmer at March 09, 2015 12:06 AM (o/90i)-

what kind of doggie?

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 09, 2015 12:09 AM (OjnNr)

511 GWB might as well give it up.

He is still much beloved by the troops for the most part.

But he's delusional if he thinks the MFM will ever give him a pass for anything.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 09, 2015 12:09 AM (OsWis)

512 Mi calcetin es su calcetin.

Posted by: Colon Polyp at March 09, 2015 12:10 AM (c+Y7q)

513 Oops. #512 was for SMFH.

Posted by: Colon Polyp at March 09, 2015 12:11 AM (c+Y7q)

514
>> "I'm finding it interesting that no on has mentioned G. W. Bush was there at Selma."

reddit mentioned it. something about mlk linked person refusing to march with him.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 09, 2015 12:11 AM (LWu6U)

515

Video proof of Hilary! saving America:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-tAyQAS6JY

Posted by: Arbalest at March 09, 2015 12:12 AM (FlRtG)

516 Colon Polyp..... It's a toomah!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 09, 2015 12:12 AM (RzZOc)

517 509
He could have helped keep Barky out of the White House by endorsing McCain instead of the JEF.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 09, 2015 12:08 AM (+Fae7)



Or he could have just kept his dickhole shut.

Posted by: rickl at March 09, 2015 12:13 AM (sdi6R)

518 If its a toomah den get in da choppah!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 12:13 AM (WjcKy)

519 When the Spartans declared, "Molon Labe", Colin Power was there to say, "Here, let me help you gather them into a pile to make the task easier".

Posted by: Noam Sayen at March 09, 2015 12:15 AM (HFSaY)

520 Hey Jim!

Congrats to your girl! Does my heart good to see girls learning how to shoot...and taking names while doing so.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 09, 2015 12:15 AM (OsWis)

521 "Would you believe... the Whiskey A Go Go?"
Yes.


Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 09, 2015 12:16 AM (wQ7l/)

522 my bad Jim...it was someone else who got outshot by a girl ; >

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 09, 2015 12:16 AM (OsWis)

523 You know, taking White House furniture before you even leave screams grifter or even more, college student.

Posted by: keena at March 09, 2015 12:16 AM (RiTnx)

524 522 my bad Jim...it was someone else who got outshot by a girl ; >
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 09, 2015 12:16 AM (OsWis)


I remember. It was irongrampa.

I poured him a beer in my USB port, but he didn't acknowledge it. So I may still have beer sloshing around inside my computer. You can have some.

Posted by: rickl at March 09, 2015 12:20 AM (sdi6R)

525 511 GWB might as well give it up.

He is still much beloved by the troops for the most part.

But he's delusional if he thinks the MFM will ever give him a pass for anything.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 09, 2015 12:09 AM (OsWis)



From November 2000 until September 10, 2001 the media was nothing but "illegitimate President" and "Florida" and "OMG John Ashcroft". From 9/11/01 until 10/7/01 when the Afghan war started they felt they needed to cut that shit out because we had just been attacked, but after the Afghan war started, it was back to "Quagmire!!!!!1111eleventy!!11!!!!".

He had a 28 day "Honeymoon" from the Dems and MSM. BIRM.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 09, 2015 12:20 AM (+Fae7)

526 >>>or even more, college student.

Posted by: keena at March 09, 2015 12:16 AM (RiTnx)

lol ...

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 09, 2015 12:22 AM (OjnNr)

527 Colin Powell: 'I Still See' a Dark Vein of Intolerance in the Republican Party

Is this guy still a Republican Party member? If yes, why?

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at March 09, 2015 12:24 AM (Sx7uB)

528 524,

oh lookie...rum!

524,

Seen the venom even in the Army Times and Stars and Stripes from 2003 to 2009. I have as much respect for them as I do for the stateside MFM during that time. Fuck 'em all.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 09, 2015 12:24 AM (OsWis)

529 525 even.

shit.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 09, 2015 12:25 AM (OsWis)

530 Is this guy still a Republican Party member? If yes, why?
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at March 09, 2015 12:24 AM (Sx7uB)

*******
He could be considered to be a Poster Boy for todays Republicans.

Not an ounce of Conservative in him anymore. He might have at one time, but he sold all the way out.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 09, 2015 12:28 AM (3F6F8)

531 SMFH....heya, lass! Yeah, I think it was Irongrampa.... got outshot by his granddaughter?

Doesn't surprise me any. I teach a lot of women to shoot, and most of 'em end up outshooting 80%+ of the guys at the range.

I'd say the ladies become solid "8" ring shooters, within their first fifty rounds.

That's because they don't come pre-wired with delusions of adequacy in the firearms department. So, the instruction sticks, and they tend to *do* the instructions, by the letter, step by step.

In so doing, they get the requisite success built into the process.

The guys? Yeah, about 30% just flat won't look at the front sight, much less a complete sight picture. And they guys are harder to teach good, smooth trigger control.

HOW. EVER.

Simply due to interest levels, a larger percentage of guys will stick with the program, and persevere into becoming decent to very good shooters.

At that point, it the difference between the women and men boils down to "Who Practices the Most, and Correctly".

That, until the skill levels bump up against the constraints of human physiology. Then, as with most sports, the very top ultra-elite echelons are held almost universally, by the men.

But for those of us down in the Great Fat Middle?

I'll welcome a good female shooter on my IDPA or Three Gun squad, any day, any time.

Women make good shooters. Pissed off and scared women are likely some of the deadliest shooters to be found.

Much. Respect.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 09, 2015 12:30 AM (RzZOc)

532 ooohh this is nifty

American Sniper has passed The Hunger Games Mockingjay Pt 1 as highest grossing film of 2014.

Meanwhile Short Circuit 2: CrappIe had an opening week lower than Jupiter Ascending - about $5 million lower.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2015 12:35 AM (WjcKy)

533 Not an ounce of Conservative in him anymore. He might have at one time, but he sold all the way out.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 09, 2015 12:28 AM (3F6F

Maybe we should let them have the Conservative label. They want to conserve the bathwater and throw out the baby. They'll fight to the death on hot-button issues of no immediate consequences, and surrender readily on all the important things.

I forget who it was, but one of those political writers of old once said that it was the fate of the Conservative to be dragged kicking and screaming into a future they don't want. If that's what they want to be, let them have the label, and let's do the dragging.

What are we? Who are we? Libertarian-Conservatives? That manages to bracket the target without actually hitting it, but there's an older label for us, that was stolen and abused for decades. Classical Liberals founded this country. Now that the name Liberal hasn't been used in political contexts for a while and the cretins have gone back to Progressive, and I think it's time for us to steal it back and bring it to its original meaning.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 09, 2015 12:37 AM (J+mig)

534 Chappie. Pfft. What an utterly unconvincing artificial intelligence.

Posted by: Mitt Bot 2.0 at March 09, 2015 12:44 AM (c+Y7q)

535 271 The very fact that Hillary Clinton is a contender for the presidency just confirms, to me, that the republic truly is dead.


The re-election of the current Fascist Fuckwad in Chief pretty much killed it.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at March 09, 2015 12:46 AM (ZHDqf)

536 What are we? Who are we? Libertarian-Conservatives? That manages to bracket the target without actually hitting it, but there's an older label for us, that was stolen and abused for decades. Classical Liberals founded this country. Now that the name Liberal hasn't been used in political contexts for a while and the cretins have gone back to Progressive, and I think it's time for us to steal it back and bring it to its original meaning.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 09, 2015 12:37 AM (J+mig)

*******

I can sadly think of Not one way that this could work out well at this time. That would require a Political Leadership that was willing to talk over the Media to the people. The current bunch is still terrified of bad press and being blamed for anything, while simply not realizing that the Media is their enemy. They will blame them for everything. Always. And, worse than that, They are complicit in what is going on.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 09, 2015 12:49 AM (XrHO0)

537 The re-election of the current Fascist Fuckwad in Chief pretty much killed it.
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at March 09, 2015 12:46 AM (ZHDqf)

I like to think that it's not dead, merely slumbering, but that hope grows thinner all the time.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 09, 2015 12:49 AM (J+mig)

538 Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 09, 2015 12:49 AM (XrHO0)

Yep, I fully agree. There's no way we could make that work with our political leadership. There's no way we can do -anything- with our current political leadership. That's why we need a third party. I'm just suggesting a name. I'm also kinda hoping that a third party with a name last used by their causes would confuse them for long enough to make a first-impression with voters before they realized what was going on.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 09, 2015 12:51 AM (J+mig)

539 528
524,



oh lookie...rum!



524,



Seen the venom even in the Army Times and Stars and Stripes from
2003 to 2009. I have as much respect for them as I do for the stateside
MFM during that time. Fuck 'em all.





Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 09, 2015 12:24 AM (OsWis)


That leaves "sodomy" and "the lash".....

Posted by: scavenger hunters, extreme edition at March 09, 2015 12:52 AM (T1005)

540 I dont care if the SNL clip is funnier than the sum total of Mitch Headburg funny. Not watching it.

Posted by: People Corp at March 09, 2015 12:52 AM (TzeLs)

541 537
I like to think that it's not dead, merely slumbering, but that hope grows thinner all the time.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 09, 2015 12:49 AM (J+mig)



It's dead. See here:

https://tinyurl.com/p732m5m

Posted by: rickl at March 09, 2015 12:57 AM (sdi6R)

542 Yep, I fully agree. There's no way we could make that work with our political leadership. There's no way we can do -anything- with our current political leadership. That's why we need a third party. I'm just suggesting a name. I'm also kinda hoping that a third party with a name last used by their causes would confuse them for long enough to make a first-impression with voters before they realized what was going on.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 09, 2015 12:51 AM (J+mig)

******

Sure, but I would not recommend trying to reclaim Liberal. Too soon. I would go with either US Independence Party or US Constitution Party.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 09, 2015 12:58 AM (cIoI4)

543 It's dead. See here:

https://tinyurl.com/p732m5m
Posted by: rickl at March 09, 2015 12:57 AM (sdi6R)

Yeah, I've seen it. So one worthless a-hole with a slightly bigger megaphone among the hundreds of millions is laughing. I'm still pissed off.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 09, 2015 12:58 AM (J+mig)

544 Sure, but I would not recommend trying to reclaim Liberal. Too soon. I would go with either US Independence Party or US Constitution Party.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 09, 2015 12:58 AM (cIoI4)

Just Independence Party ought to work. Play on Independent, which many of us are registered as. Constitution would be too much of a tip-off that we're just the Tea Party rebranding, and they'd be on us like dogs on a fire hydrant from the moment we issued our first press release. Too much honesty is not our friend right now.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 09, 2015 01:02 AM (J+mig)

545 470 Strange no support or defense from Bill for Hillary..


Bill is busy having orgies with little girls but he's a lovable scamp or something.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at March 09, 2015 01:02 AM (ZHDqf)

546 And, there is a ready made American Conservative Party already in place. Just checked though, and their site has been proudly hacked by some douchebag. Americanconservativeparty.com for when they kill the roaches.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 09, 2015 01:03 AM (cIoI4)

547 546 And, there is a ready made American Conservative Party already in place. Just checked though, and their site has been proudly hacked by some douchebag. Americanconservativeparty.com for when they kill the roaches.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 09, 2015 01:03 AM (cIoI4)

Wouldn't know it, never seen them on a ballot.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 09, 2015 01:04 AM (J+mig)

548 Our robot overlords will punish us for making stupid movies about kinder, gentler AI. Would like to express my profound appreciation for the T1000 series. Especially the gynoid series. Additional groveling available on request.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at March 09, 2015 01:05 AM (uPxUo)

549 >>>US Independence Party<<<



USIP?


Oooh. We think that'd be fabulous. We "sip" all the time.

Posted by: Beary andd Reggie at March 09, 2015 01:06 AM (c+Y7q)

550 Just Independence Party ought to work. Play on Independent, which many of us are registered as. Constitution would be too much of a tip-off that we're just the Tea Party rebranding, and they'd be on us like dogs on a fire hydrant from the moment we issued our first press release. Too much honesty is not our friend right now.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 09, 2015 01:02 AM (J+mig)


Call it the "fuzzy kitteh" party or something like that.

LIVs would love something like that...

Posted by: The Fuzzy Hat at March 09, 2015 01:08 AM (0Ew3K)

551 Wouldn't know it, never seen them on a ballot.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 09, 2015 01:04 AM (J+mig)

******
They will be represented next cycle by one of our very own Morons in GA, Country Singer. Just learning about them now, so still need a little time to get clear on the prospects. Our own Moron thinks it will not be well enough funded to win, but may shed some light on some roaches and make them scatter.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 09, 2015 01:08 AM (3F6F8)

552 USIP?

Oooh. We think that'd be fabulous. We "sip" all the time.
Posted by: Beary andd Reggie at March 09, 2015 01:06 AM (c+Y7q)

And you also think Ukraine is a place where you go to rent a crane.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 09, 2015 01:09 AM (J+mig)

553 Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 09, 2015 01:08 AM (3F6F

All we got here in my part of Central Texas in the last cycle was Republican, Democrat, and Libertarian.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 09, 2015 01:10 AM (J+mig)

554 And you also think Ukraine is a place where you go to rent a crane.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 09, 2015 01:09 AM (J+mig)


Yes I am.

Posted by: Frasier at March 09, 2015 01:10 AM (0Ew3K)

555 LIVs would love something like that...
Posted by: The Fuzzy Hat at March 09, 2015 01:08 AM (0Ew3K)

******
Well, if we're going to go that route, just called the Free Shit For All Party and be done with it.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 09, 2015 01:12 AM (3F6F8)

556 The Whig Party lives!! See URL in my name below.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at March 09, 2015 01:13 AM (ZHDqf)

557 >>>And you also think Ukraine is a place where you go to rent a crane.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 09, 2015 01:09 AM (J+mig)<<<
Ukraine? Never heard of it. Sounds... Austrian.

Posted by: Beary O. at March 09, 2015 01:16 AM (c+Y7q)

558 556
The Whig Party lives!! See URL in my name below.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at March 09, 2015 01:13 AM (ZHDqf)


Actually, that might be pretty funny...."The Republican Party was formed to fight slavery; the Democrats were determined to preserve it -- we are saying 'it's been done, the Democrats lost, get back to things that really matter.....vote Whig.' We've opposed government tyranny since 1776."

Posted by: cthulhu at March 09, 2015 01:19 AM (T1005)

559 Join the modern Whigs? I would rather swallow a live grenade.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 09, 2015 01:20 AM (wQ7l/)

560 559
Join the modern Whigs? I would rather swallow a live grenade.


Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 09, 2015 01:20 AM (wQ7l/)


I'm more of a Jackson fan in a number of ways.....but a Whig revival would be amusing.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 09, 2015 01:23 AM (T1005)

561 558: I was joking with my sister that I was going to vote Whig Party from now on. I looked up the Whig Party just because I knew so little about them. Thats how I found out about the Modern Whig Party. Really, how bad can they be? They would be an improvement over the current one party system we have now. Even if they were somehow worse, would we notice?

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at March 09, 2015 01:24 AM (ZHDqf)

562 Just Independence Party ought to work. Play on Independent, which many of us are registered as. Constitution would be too much of a tip-off that we're just the Tea Party rebranding, and they'd be on us like dogs on a fire hydrant from the moment we issued our first press release. Too much honesty is not our friend right now.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 09, 2015 01:02 AM (J+mig)

******

I would be good with That. Tea Party has gotten too exploited by those looking for cash and getting coopted anyway.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 09, 2015 01:25 AM (3F6F8)

563 Miss us yet?

Posted by: The Know Nothing Party at March 09, 2015 01:25 AM (0Ew3K)

564 Two Words.

Bull Moose

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 09, 2015 01:26 AM (wQ7l/)

565 That leaves "sodomy" and "the lash".....


Posted by: scavenger hunters, extreme edition at March 09, 2015 12:52 AM (T1005)


Nope... its the New Kinder Gentler Gayer Navy...

Just Sodomy... no lash...

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 09, 2015 01:28 AM (qh617)

566 Miss us yet?
Posted by: The Know Nothing Party at March 09, 2015 01:25 AM (0Ew3K)

****

No, Hat. The Seargent Schultz Administration is still in charge.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 09, 2015 01:28 AM (cIoI4)

567 They would be an improvement over the current one party system we have now. Even if they were somehow worse, would we notice?
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at March 09, 2015 01:24 AM (ZHDqf)

I do like their listed idea of evidence-based solutions, but fear that it would easily fall prey to Leftist academics in issues such as global warming and economics. Even then, that would just put us where we are right now.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 09, 2015 01:29 AM (J+mig)

568 If it hadn't been tainted by Harry Turtledove using it for the Confederate Nazi party in his alt history books, I would like the name Freedom Party. Still do, actually, wondering if the books would even make a blip on the public conscious. Some loudmouth Prog would prolly raise a stink, but that would be easy to laugh at. Might even work to our advantage. "These guys are so afraid of Freedom that they're raising THIS?"

Posted by: Weirddave at March 09, 2015 01:30 AM (WvS3w)

569 The party should be called the exact opposite of what you want it to be. The American Progressive Party.

Get the APP!
Vote for the APP!!
The APP you need!!!

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 09, 2015 01:32 AM (wQ7l/)

570 I would be good with That. Tea Party has gotten too exploited by those looking for cash and getting coopted anyway.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 09, 2015 01:25 AM (3F6F

And thanks to the Media, everyone outside of the movement thinks of the Tea Party as SoCons turned up to 11. Being thought of as Conservative or Tea Party would work against us too much. Labels that we can define are important if we're going to get enough of a share of the vote to challenge in a 3-way race.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 09, 2015 01:32 AM (J+mig)

571 569 The party should be called the exact opposite of what you want it to be. The American Progressive Party.

Get the APP!
Vote for the APP!!
The APP you need!!!
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 09, 2015 01:32 AM (wQ7l/)

Hey, it works for the Democrats and Republicans (both fascist), so why not?

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 09, 2015 01:33 AM (J+mig)

572 565
That leaves "sodomy" and "the lash".....





Posted by: scavenger hunters, extreme edition at March 09, 2015 12:52 AM (T1005)





Nope... its the New Kinder Gentler Gayer Navy...



Just Sodomy... no lash...

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 09, 2015 01:28 AM (qh617)


http://tinyurl.com/ov5kozs

Posted by: None? at March 09, 2015 01:33 AM (T1005)

573 571
569 The party should be called the exact opposite of what you want it to be. The American Progressive Party.



Get the APP!

Vote for the APP!!

The APP you need!!!

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 09, 2015 01:32 AM (wQ7l/)



Hey, it works for the Democrats and Republicans (both fascist), so why not?

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 09, 2015 01:33 AM (J+mig)


Wouldn't that make the new party the BOHICA Party?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 09, 2015 01:35 AM (T1005)

574 Hit post too soon. Freedom Party has great marketing built in.

"The Democrats do X,Y, and Z. The Republicans believe A,B,and C. Had enough of these clowns? Vote for Freedom in November"

Posted by: Weirddave at March 09, 2015 01:35 AM (WvS3w)

575

"Indiana Jones & The Temple of Doom mMeets The Lash"

http://tinyurl.com/pwnbdgu

Posted by: Arbalest at March 09, 2015 01:36 AM (FlRtG)

576 "These guys are so afraid of Freedom that they're raising THIS?"
Posted by: Weirddave at March 09, 2015 01:30 AM (WvS3w)

******

Sure. Find someone with Newt sized stones to deal with the Media with this stance, and then we're off to the races.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 09, 2015 01:37 AM (cIoI4)

577 "Hit post too soon. Freedom Party has great marketing built in."

Sounds good. One problem though. Even though it is a pure fantasy setting the "Freedom" Party has already been used.

Harry Turtledove did a whole slew of alternate history novels.In on series the Freedom Party was his version of the nazi party except it was in the Confederacy after his version of WW I.

There will be guilt by association.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 09, 2015 01:38 AM (wQ7l/)

578 If it hadn't been tainted by Harry Turtledove using it for the Confederate Nazi party in his alt history books, I would like the name Freedom Party. Still do, actually, wondering if the books would even make a blip on the public conscious. Some loudmouth Prog would prolly raise a stink, but that would be easy to laugh at. Might even work to our advantage. "These guys are so afraid of Freedom that they're raising THIS?"

Posted by: Weirddave at March 09, 2015 01:30 AM (WvS3w)


At leas the ATL Confederate President had actually fought in combat for his country...

Posted by: Irving Morrell at March 09, 2015 01:41 AM (0Ew3K)

579 There will be guilt by association.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 09, 2015 01:38 AM (wQ7l/)

******

Find the next Newt, who is fully capable of saying "That was fiction from long ago. When you have a serious question for me, let me know. Until then, FYNQ"

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 09, 2015 01:42 AM (3F6F8)

580 Independence works on a lot of levels. Our core philosophy is one of independence - ourselves in relationship to our government, and our government's relationship to un-elected international institutions.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 09, 2015 01:43 AM (J+mig)

581 "Find the next Newt, who is fully capable of saying "That was fiction
from long ago. When you have a serious question for me, let me know.
Until then, FYNQ"

Unfortunately that will not work with voters who are concerned with DNA in the food supply.


Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 09, 2015 01:44 AM (wQ7l/)

582 Let's pull out of the UN and end the farce. Let's abolish NATO and stop pulling the freight for the hollow shell of Western Europe so they can blow all of their money on benefits. No more participation in World Bank or anything else of the sort.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 09, 2015 01:46 AM (J+mig)

583 http://www.independentamericanparty.org/

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 09, 2015 01:46 AM (wQ7l/)

584 Unfortunately that will not work with voters who are concerned with DNA in the food supply.


Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 09, 2015 01:44 AM (wQ7l/)

*****

I thought we were looking at changing the narrative, not bowing to it.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 09, 2015 01:47 AM (cIoI4)

585 I think we can all agree that there is little to nothing democratic about the democrat party.

Buzzwords, catch phrases, sound bites. That pretty much sums up how the rats work. They set the narrative. The narrative, I think needs to be changed without the LIV's knowing it is changing.


Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 09, 2015 01:52 AM (wQ7l/)

586 "I do not tolerate failure, number 14!"

Sheesh, is she strict...

Posted by: HAL at March 09, 2015 01:53 AM (OmBeX)

587 http://www.independentamericanparty.org/

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 09, 2015 01:46 AM (wQ7l/)


They are in Nevada. Came within 20 points of beating a Dem in a Dem district last year.

Voted for a number of their candidates last year as well.

BTW, they literally have their own militia...

Posted by: The Independent American Hat at March 09, 2015 01:54 AM (0Ew3K)

588 They are in Nevada. Came within 20 points of beating a Dem in a Dem district last year.

Voted for a number of their candidates last year as well.

BTW, they literally have their own militia...
Posted by: The Independent American Hat at March 09, 2015 01:54 AM (0Ew3K)

******
And this is bad thing....why, exactly...?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 09, 2015 01:59 AM (cIoI4)

589 Posted by: The Independent American Hat at March 09, 2015 01:54 AM (0Ew3K)

From what I've read so far, it sounds pretty interesting. There are heavier religious overtones than I'd generally like as far as getting popular support and not being lumped in with the SoCons, but the idea of natural rights endowed by a Creator cannot stand without a Creator.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 09, 2015 02:00 AM (J+mig)

590 I'll join whatever party you all decide upon. Under one condition. The Official Music of the Party must be Polka Music.


Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 09, 2015 02:05 AM (wQ7l/)

591 They are in Nevada. Came within 20 points of beating a Dem in a Dem district last year.

Voted for a number of their candidates last year as well.

BTW, they literally have their own militia...
Posted by: The Independent American Hat at March 09, 2015 01:54 AM (0Ew3K)

******
And this is bad thing....why, exactly...?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 09, 2015 01:59 AM (cIoI4)


Didn't say it was bad. Heck, I even voted for them in a number of offices (Gov., Treas., and Assembly)

Posted by: The Independent American Hat at March 09, 2015 02:13 AM (0Ew3K)

592 Yippee Ki Yay Party.

When people join, you can say, "Welcome to the party, pal!"

Posted by: John McClane at March 09, 2015 02:18 AM (c+Y7q)

593 I'll join whatever party you all decide upon. Under one condition. The Official Music of the Party must be Polka Music.




Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 09, 2015 02:05 AM (wQ7l/)


Yikes. I just as soon see the earth get swallowed up in a black hole before having to listen to Handsome Hans and his frigging accordion.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2015 02:26 AM (FMbng)

594 Just saw some EU yahoo say the EU needs a military force under their control. Some kraut named Juncker. Yeah, that'll go real well. EU Uber Alles. Pardon the missing umlaut.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at March 09, 2015 02:31 AM (uPxUo)

595 üßöä

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 09, 2015 02:33 AM (wQ7l/)

596 My nomination for a new party is the "knobs."


spelled: noBS.



the name is the platform.

Posted by: jc at March 09, 2015 02:34 AM (iRJ+A)

597 Pixie. Are you ever going to feed the Hamsters again?

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at March 09, 2015 02:34 AM (wQ7l/)

598 I'm thinking the Mead, Weed, and Feed party, and what a party it would be.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2015 02:42 AM (FMbng)

599 598
I'm thinking the Mead, Weed, and Feed party, and what a party it would be.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2015 02:42 AM (FMbng)


========yeah, and somehow we got stuck with Greed and Reid.

Posted by: jc at March 09, 2015 02:48 AM (iRJ+A)

600 Hi horde:

I can't sleep and I want to post about some things that I've been through lately.

I was ill for a month, couldn't figure out what was wrong. When the docs did diagnose, I was septic, near death and taken to surgery. After 2 days on a ventilator (horrible) and horrendous pain, my wound was closed enough for recovery.

I am home and have IV's and nurses twice a day until a wound vac can be applied. Incredible all the technology that saved me.

I want to share a beautiful story. In my twilight of delirium, sedation and pain, I would hear that people are praying for me.

I am a Roman Catholic and my parish priest came but I don't recall. The Chaplin came and a visiting priest from India. He heard I went to Calcutta in 1979 and met Mother Theresa and the orphanage. He emailed India and had 50 orphanage children pray for me. I was unaware of all of this.

I shouldn't be alive but I am. I believe in the power of prayer and I believe in fighting for life. I hope for 25+ more years and maybe I'll get it.

I also thought I should share "witness" since this was such a powerful event.

I know it's 3 AM and not many will read this and that's okay. I just needed to reach out and thank anyone who helped with those prayers. When we ask each other and pray we provide a powerful intercession. I am blessed to be a part of this blog and I will be at the next Wisconsin meet up. So sorry I have to miss the upcoming one.

Posted by: bossy barbara at March 09, 2015 03:03 AM (F2IAQ)

601 600
Hi horde:



I can't sleep and I want to post about some things that I've been through lately.



I was ill for a month, couldn't figure out what was wrong. When the
docs did diagnose, I was septic, near death and taken to surgery. After 2
days on a ventilator (horrible) and horrendous pain, my wound was
closed enough for recovery.



I am home and have IV's and nurses twice a day until a wound vac can be applied. Incredible all the technology that saved me.



I want to share a beautiful story. In my twilight of delirium, sedation and pain, I would hear that people are praying for me.



I am a Roman Catholic and my parish priest came but I don't recall.
The Chaplin came and a visiting priest from India. He heard I went to
Calcutta in 1979 and met Mother Theresa and the orphanage. He emailed
India and had 50 orphanage children pray for me. I was unaware of all of
this.



I shouldn't be alive but I am. I believe in the power of prayer and I
believe in fighting for life. I hope for 25+ more years and maybe I'll
get it.



I also thought I should share "witness" since this was such a powerful event.



I know it's 3 AM and not many will read this and that's okay. I just
needed to reach out and thank anyone who helped with those prayers.
When we ask each other and pray we provide a powerful intercession. I am
blessed to be a part of this blog and I will be at the next Wisconsin
meet up. So sorry I have to miss the upcoming one.



Posted by: bossy barbara at March 09, 2015 03:03 AM (F2IAQ)


Thank you for coming and bringing us Hope. It is a gift beyond measure.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 09, 2015 03:14 AM (T1005)

602 I know it's 3 AM and not many will read this and that's okay. I just needed to reach out and thank anyone who helped with those prayers. When we ask each other and pray we provide a powerful intercession. I am blessed to be a part of this blog and I will be at the next Wisconsin meet up. So sorry I have to miss the upcoming one.

Posted by: bossy barbara at March 09, 2015 03:03 AM (F2IAQ)


Thoughts & prayers.

Reminds me of when my father was only given a 10% chance of living; or when an old co-worker of mine's wife was paralyzed over half her body, which turned out to be a freak blessing due to the root cause being a huge brain tumor which no one would have otherwise noticed.

Posted by: The Thankful Hat at March 09, 2015 03:18 AM (0Ew3K)

603 Posted by: bossy barbara at March 09, 2015 03:03 AM (F2IAQ)




Where are you now? How are things going with your recovery? Is there anything we can do to help?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 09, 2015 03:27 AM (T1005)

604 Bossy Barbara @ 600
Thanks for the wonderful story.
inspirational, to say the least. Continued prayers for you and yours.

Posted by: shredded chi at March 09, 2015 03:57 AM (Nbxa4)

605 Night all.

Here is "Procession & Story in your Eyes" by the Moody blues:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQroJe9qS5s

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 09, 2015 03:59 AM (0Ew3K)

606 hi again
bossy barbara thanks for posting, I know everything will turn out for the best
hope to see you at next meetup

Posted by: chemjeff at March 09, 2015 04:00 AM (9GG/0)

607 What the hell everybody gone to bed?

Posted by: NativeNH at March 09, 2015 04:08 AM (C1gyP)

608 For the 'ettes:

If you ever feel for a man so much that you feel the need to--dedicate--a song that ecampsulates what you feel for him, this song pretty much captures just that:

https://tinyurl.com/pupbnu6

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 09, 2015 04:12 AM (OsWis)

609 What the hell everybody gone to bed?

Posted by: NativeNH at March 09, 2015 04:08 AM (C1gyP)


Not me. They are working on a pipe out in the street, so no water for the last 5 hours. Had to run outside to pee, so I might as well stay up.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2015 04:32 AM (FMbng)

610 For the 'ettes:

If you ever feel for a man so much that you feel the need to--dedicate--a song that ecampsulates what you feel for him, this song pretty much captures just that:

https://tinyurl.com/pupbnu6

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 09, 2015 04:12 AM (OsWis)

I hated a chick to the point where I dedicated Slayer's "Raining Blood" to her at a gig once. Does that count?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2015 04:35 AM (FMbng)

611 The fiancee was under-the-weather today, and requested that I cook something special for her teppanyaki style. Benihana restaurants popularized this style some decades ago (I used to eat at the original Benihana in Encino), but I've seen it from Hawaii to North Carolina.




Thing is.....it's dirt easy, and nearly impossible to screw-up.




Vegetables -- white onion and zucchini. Slice the onions into strips about 1.5" long by 3/8" wide [cut across onion in 3/8" layers, cut outer rings about 1.5" (5 times) cut outer-middle rings about 1.5" (4 times), cut middle rings about 1.5" (3 times), cut inner rings about 1.5" (2 times). Cut flower and stem-end off zucchini, then cut about 1.5" long. Divide each section into 9, 12, or 16 rectangular slices, depending on thickness.




Using soy oil, cook veggies. When mostly cooked, toss in some black pepper, add dab of butter, splash of soy sauce, and "floof" of sesame seeds. Toss until everything sticks.



Serve with sauce of soy sauce, rice vinegar, whipped onion (now you know where those central bits that didn't have 1.5" segments went, don't you?) and whipped ginger (which, if you don't want to peel it, can be bought in a tube). I actually have a mini-food processor that works for this, otherwise you could use a blender.




The meats are very similar -- cut very small, fried in soy oil.....but here's a subtle difference.....add in garlic butter. What, you have no garlic butter? Then add the butter, sprinkle with powdered garlic, do a quick preliminary toss.....then add the soy sauce, pepper, and sesame seeds and toss until coated.



The dipping sauce for this is supposed to be Chinese mustard, soy sauce, cream, and sesame seeds.....do yourself a favor and just go with: SB Oriental hot mustard powder (from a can) and soy sauce. Mix to a thin paste.




Again, this is dirt easy, comes out like an expensive restaurant, is nearly impossible to mess up too badly, and tastes great.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 09, 2015 04:41 AM (T1005)

612 610,

never had a guy hate me that much, but yeah, I guess that would be a polar opposite.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 09, 2015 04:44 AM (OsWis)

613 cooth,

you forgot the ginger!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 09, 2015 04:45 AM (OsWis)

614 613
cooth,



you forgot the ginger!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 09, 2015 04:45 AM (OsWis)


You had me panicked for a second, but it's in there -- "Serve with sauce of soy sauce, rice vinegar, whipped onion (now you
know where those central bits that didn't have 1.5" segments went, don't
you?) and whipped ginger (which, if you don't want to peel it, can be
bought in a tube)."

Another side observation......what would teppan chefs do for a living if their moms had told them not to play with their food?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 09, 2015 04:52 AM (T1005)

615 613
cooth,



you forgot the ginger!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 09, 2015 04:45 AM (OsWis)


Did you ever cook this?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 09, 2015 04:55 AM (T1005)

616 I grew up in Hawai'i.

Yes I have.

And the tube of ginger (or powdered ginger that is easily made into a paste) works well.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 09, 2015 04:58 AM (OsWis)

617 I'm sorry, seeing Japanese chefs cook is totes awesome in Hawaii.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 09, 2015 04:59 AM (OsWis)

618 608
sounds like a lucky guy!

I'm going to try to go back to sleep now...

Posted by: shredded chi at March 09, 2015 05:02 AM (Nbxa4)

619 618,

I like to think he is.

Time will tell.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 09, 2015 05:03 AM (OsWis)

620 Great story @600. As dark as things are lately, it's always soothing to my frayed nerves to be reminded that we live in a world where miracles can happen, and what a wondrous God we follow. Thanks for sharing.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 09, 2015 05:04 AM (J+mig)

621 616
I grew up in Hawai'i.



Yes I have.



And the tube of ginger (or powdered ginger that is easily made into a paste) works well.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 09, 2015 04:58 AM (OsWis)

617
I'm sorry, seeing Japanese chefs cook is totes awesome in Hawaii.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 09, 2015 04:59 AM (OsWis)


Don't be sorry -- I'm happy that I can whip up something special for my fiancee......and when I think of how many dinners I bought before I tried cooking it myself.......

Posted by: cthulhu at March 09, 2015 05:10 AM (T1005)

622 Posted by: bossy barbara at March 09, 2015 03:03 AM (F2IAQ)

So glad to hear you are making a so far good recovery. I wore one of those wound vacs for about 6 weeks; it's a wonderful new tech that helped save my ass.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 09, 2015 05:15 AM (lDs3H)

623 G'morning, all

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2015 05:23 AM (hzrlb)

624 I haven't seen Vic yet...going through ANN withdrawal.

Then again, he is a daywalker.

Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at March 09, 2015 05:23 AM (4pjhs)

625 And with that....
NOOD

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2015 05:23 AM (hzrlb)

626 619
618,



I like to think he is.



Time will tell.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 09, 2015 05:03 AM (OsWis)


I think he's a super-lucky guy.....but sleep-deprivation really puts a skew on someone's outlook.


When I turned 40, a dozen years ago, I resolved that I was going to change my healthcare for the better. I chose a primary-care doc that knew his ass from 3rd base, and he sent me off to a sleep specialist, where I was diagnosed with OSA. I stopped breathing several times an hour for more than 20 seconds, and my my blood oxygen level regularly dipped to levels that could be charged as "attempted murder" if caused by someone else. Not to mention the dain bramage. Not to mention the dain bramage.

But it's left me with a certain fragility regarding sleep, that creates a variety of alerts when spanning time zones.....or experiencing Daylight Wasting Time. I can normally settle in, but it makes me nervous.


Posted by: cthulhu at March 09, 2015 05:23 AM (T1005)

627 Re: Ginger.

I love fresh ginger. I make stri-frys and I always start with garlic/ginger/hot chili flakes. I also have a go-to 'flavor' for stir-frys which consists of juice and zest of one orange, garlic-chili sauce, low-sodium soy (Kikkoman!), sesame oil, maybe some teriyaki or oyster sauce and the key ingredient: A good thick hoi-sin sauce; the megamart brands are usually too thin and watery so best to go to a Chinese grocery and ask for help in locating it.

Now I don't know about 'whipped' ginger or 'tube' ginger, but fresh ginger is incredibly easy to use. The first thing one needs is one of those microplane zesters/graters. This is a must 'gadget' in the kitchen for me now; it also works on grating parmegianno reggiano and other hard cheeses, plus zesting citrus and grating ginger. They are a snap to clean as well, unlike those box graters which are a royal pain to clean.

Now to peel ginger the easy peasy way: Using a typical metal teaspoon, place your thumb on the bottom/rounded side of the spoon. Use it like a Roman strigil and scrape the ginger peel off. It works like a charm with little to no waste as with the spoon you can get into the hooks and crannies quite easily nor is there any waste as one gets from cutting the ginger peel off (and into a flat sided rectangle) and one never gets cut with the spoon. Once peeled, trim each end and do with it what you will. I mince it for stir-frys; I grate it for carrot-ginger soup; I slice it in big pieces for when I add it to sliced carrots with fresh ground toasted coriander and cumin seeds and beef broth (with the ginger pieces to be removed later).

Oh, and another must have in the kitchen is two coffee grinders. One is obviously for fresh coffee beans but the other is used for grinding whole spice seeds like coriander, cumin, mustard, allspice, mace and the like. I used to laugh at cooking shows and toasting/grinding one's seeds, but that second coffee grinder has been a huge boon to my cooking. It helps in making great curry powders and the like. I highly recommend a second coffee grinder. If you don't have one coffee grinder, ugh!, you either use preground coffee in a can or instant, neither of which gives me the happies in the morning.

Fresh ginger is the way to go. So are coffee beans; besides, they last longer (stored in fridge or freezer) and the fresher the grind the better the cup as the essential oils are retained until the last minute.

Posted by: RickZ at March 09, 2015 05:27 AM (iFF8S)

628 I like to think he is.



Time will tell.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 09, 2015 05:03 AM (OsWis)




Best of luck to you.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 09, 2015 05:33 AM (6fyGz)

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