Footsteps of the Ewok - A Journey of Discovery [Weirddave]

I mentioned yesterday that I spent the day in New York City. I decided to have lunch at a little place in the East Village called Sunny and Annie's. I was curious to try their pho sandwich. Guess what? It really does taste like pho. Sitting in Tompkins Square Park, munching on a soup sandwich, I couldn't decide where to go next. Finally deciding on midtown, I walked over and caught the L to 8th Ave. As I exited train and came into the station, what to my wondering eyes should appear but this:

"Huh" I thought. That makes sense, since Ace is the greatest living New Yorker, it's logical that the city would feature his presence. I also kind of wanted to meet Ace, since he's nice enough to let me play at his blog on weekends, so I followed the sign. Soon I saw another:

OK, exit. Now we're getting somewhere. I wonder what I'll find? Maybe a guided tour of stately Ace Manor? Or would it be more along the lines of an Ace-itat? A wall of glass, mirrored on the other side but transparent to us, so we could watch the great man as he prowls around the bones of long forgotten hobos, madly kicking empty bottles of Val-U-Rite vodka, muttering to himself perhaps? I journeyed on.

As I walked through the station, I realized that I wasn't the first to make the journey. How foolish I'd been to believe such a thing! Of course New York wouldn't erect signs solely for my benefit. I saw that some of those who had previously made this pilgrimage had erected shrines commemorating their hajj. These shrines took the form of little stylized ewoks, engaged in various daily tasks undertaken by Ace, like reading AoSHQ,

or collecting the prodigious revenue the number one conservative blog in America generates.

There was even an homage to Ace's award winning political blogging.

I was starting to get a little weary. I pondered what part of this city Ace would chose to reside in. Hobnobbing with the swells on the Upper West Side? Down with the money in the Financial District, or would the bohemian lifestyle of the village appeal fit better? Uptown, downtown, crosstown or maybe in an outer borough? Suddenly my senses were assaulted with a cacophony of signs! It seemed that Ace resided everywhere!

And then it hit me. Ace truly is bigger than one man. He's bigger than an entire city full of people. Ace is omnipresent and omnipotent. Her perches like The Little Prince on an electron and spans the universe. In the end, Ace is all of us.

/silly

Open thread

Posted by: Open Blogger at 07:31 PM

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1 Hahahahahaha

Well done Dave.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 08, 2015 07:33 PM (GEICT)

2 I read the whole post AND first?

Excelsior!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 08, 2015 07:34 PM (GEICT)

3
Unless Ace hurries up, meets a girl, and procreates, Ace will be no mas!

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 08, 2015 07:34 PM (iQIUe)

4 Can't stop the ACE signal, Mal.

Good work Dave.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 08, 2015 07:35 PM (hzrlb)

5 This is awesome. And yes, we need to encourage Ace to propagate his genes, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Splunge at March 08, 2015 07:36 PM (qyomX)

6 In the end, Ace is all of us.

But I'm not curled up in a fetal position in a pool of my own vomit surrounded by empty Value Rite Vodka bottles. So, I can't be Ace.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at March 08, 2015 07:36 PM (Ikprt)

7 From dead thread.

419
So NY Slime is running story on Selma march. Holder say peoples be trying to take your vote.

Funny, not ONE WORD about George Bush being at the march.

NOT ONE WORD.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 08, 2015 07:36 PM (0FSuD)

8 Nice.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at March 08, 2015 07:36 PM (KuU4f)

9
Let me tell you about my George Foreman grill...

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 08, 2015 07:37 PM (CRukk)

10 Je suis ACE!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at March 08, 2015 07:37 PM (KuU4f)

11 Yup, really nice, Dave

You might say, we all make up (Tuttle) Ace.

Posted by: acethepug at March 08, 2015 07:37 PM (WK825)

12 @3: Remember, LGF went wacko when Johnson got a womyn.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 08, 2015 07:38 PM (6QHER)

13 Everything is so clean in NYC!
and very few people.

Posted by: G. Rodger Aimes at March 08, 2015 07:38 PM (5jInP)

14 Ace is the place...

Posted by: freaked at March 08, 2015 07:38 PM (JdEZJ)

15
This hash offends me.

Posted by: Richard Nixon at March 08, 2015 07:38 PM (CRukk)

16 Holder say peoples be trying to take your vote.

Fascists gotta be all Fascisty.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at March 08, 2015 07:39 PM (Ikprt)

17 So Ace is like John Galt....or Elvis?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2015 07:39 PM (lHHyw)

18 12 @3: Remember, LGF went wacko when Johnson got a womyn.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 08, 2015 07:38 PM

Well, you have to choose carefully.

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at March 08, 2015 07:39 PM (qyomX)

19 I dunno....

An Uptown Ace??

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 08, 2015 07:40 PM (OsWis)

20 Remember, LGF went wacko when Johnson got a womyn.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 08, 2015 07:38 PM (6QHER)

He hadn't had one since one had him.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 08, 2015 07:40 PM (6fyGz)

21
Speaking of Gotham, I'm trying to get into it but its not working. Most of the actors are good but some are bad. Lately, Hwd actors who arent convincing but just look like young twinks the producers took a shine to really bother me. And Jada Pinkett is no Angela Bassett, either.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 08, 2015 07:41 PM (iQIUe)

22 Clearly the MTA has not gotten the message.

It's "The Prophet Ace", praise be his hairy back. Dising Ace? Could be trouble.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 08, 2015 07:41 PM (0FSuD)

23 WHO WAS ACE?

Posted by: ??? at March 08, 2015 07:41 PM (JdEZJ)

24 Ace contains multitudes.

Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at March 08, 2015 07:42 PM (rwI+c)

25 I spent 20 minutes trying to get those last 3 pictures to be smaller and on the same line and finally decided "screw it!". The HTML for the table looks fine, I have no idea why they wouldn't cooperate. Even though it looks like there's a picture missing, there really isn't.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 08, 2015 07:42 PM (WvS3w)

26 However....Michael J. Fox has no Elvi----er, Ace in him!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7NWXJ8iPQw

Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2015 07:42 PM (lHHyw)

27 Put down that bong and step away from the computer Weirddave. *assume smiley face that Pixy does not like is here*

Tis a silly place.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 08, 2015 07:42 PM (u82oZ)

28 Posted by: Weirddave at March 08, 2015 07:42 PM (WvS3w)

*points*

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

...you tried to make the blog work....

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 08, 2015 07:43 PM (GEICT)

29 23
WHO WAS ACE?

Posted by: ??? at March 08, 2015 07:41 PM (JdEZJ)

It's the place for the hardware man

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 08, 2015 07:43 PM (0FSuD)

30 In the end, Ace is all of us.

Ace is the volonté générale?

Or perhaps a shared hallucnation?

Posted by: The Shared Hat at March 08, 2015 07:43 PM (0Ew3K)

31 My god it's full of Aces!

Posted by: A Spaced Oddity at March 08, 2015 07:43 PM (JdEZJ)

32 Tis a silly place.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 08, 2015 07:42 PM (u82oZ)

It's just a model...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 08, 2015 07:43 PM (6fyGz)

33 No... the truth of the matter is New York is trying to hide Ace...

He is in the Ewok Protection program... after that run in with the Wookie living in the White House...

thus the signs pointing to various parts of the city.... misdirection...

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 08, 2015 07:44 PM (qh617)

34
George Bush has done more for black people than any black president. Remember he was he first to have high level and competent black cabinet members and advisors. Bush's fight against AIDS in Africa saved millions of lives.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 08, 2015 07:44 PM (iQIUe)

35 "Remember, LGF went wacko when Johnson got a womyn."

When the hell did that happen?

Or ar you referring to his long term friendship with Bruce Jenner?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 08, 2015 07:44 PM (hzrlb)

36
I think Ace is from and lives in NJ. Deal!

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 08, 2015 07:45 PM (iQIUe)

37 Surely he's a Uptown Lad.

Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at March 08, 2015 07:45 PM (rwI+c)

38 Posted by: Bruce J. at March 08, 2015 07:44 PM (iQIUe)

And the thanks Colin Powell gives to Republicans???

NONE...

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 08, 2015 07:46 PM (qh617)

39 34 George Bush has done more for black people than any black president. Remember he was he first to have high level and competent black cabinet members and advisors.

First, and also last, so far.

Posted by: Splunge at March 08, 2015 07:46 PM (qyomX)

40 >>Bush's fight against AIDS in Africa saved millions of lives.

Yep, Lefties Bob Geldoff and Bono have said this.
And IIRC, Obama has cut back a lot of that aid and he's also using it to force African nations to embrace same-sex marriage. Nice touch.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2015 07:46 PM (lHHyw)

41 Outfront, That's where.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 08, 2015 07:47 PM (W5DcG)

42 Nicely done, Weirddave.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 08, 2015 07:47 PM (uG7ov)

43 34: Ah, but the Left always needs its Emmanuel Goldstein.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at March 08, 2015 07:47 PM (Ikprt)

44 Ace is from NYNY? The town so nice they named it twice?
I did not know that. I sort of figured he lived out in the dirt with the badgers and ~~other furry feral whatnot~~ gentle forest creatures somewhere.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at March 08, 2015 07:47 PM (NHtMs)

45 Huh, on a Sunday we have both Hector and MUMR.
Axe must be paying overtime?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2015 07:48 PM (lHHyw)

46 Remember, LGF went wacko when Johnson got a womyn.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 08, 2015 07:38 PM

Well, you have to choose carefully.

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at March 08, 2015 07:39 PM (qyomX)

Same thing happened to Moot of 4chan.

The SJWs quite often take over by sending in a honeypot to ensnare a man and then use that to destroy their enemies.

Posted by: The Honied Hat at March 08, 2015 07:48 PM (0Ew3K)

47 Oh, for fuck's sake, MUMR, take a day off, willya?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 08, 2015 07:49 PM (uG7ov)

48 >>The SJWs quite often take over by sending in a honeypot to ensnare a man and then use that to destroy their enemies.

Wendy Deng and Rupert Murdoch.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2015 07:49 PM (lHHyw)

49
The SJWs quite often take over by sending in a honeypot to ensnare a man and then use that to destroy their enemies.

Posted by: The Honied Hat at March 08, 2015 07:48 PM (0Ew3K)

...

but...she's making me soup...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 08, 2015 07:49 PM (6fyGz)

50 And speaking of soup...

Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 08, 2015 07:50 PM (6fyGz)

51 Started out reading LGF and read some really good people there. It was a relief to find that they were all here when chuckles went awol.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 08, 2015 07:50 PM (HH3Ly)

52 I'm not sure where he lives, but it appears to be a subterranean existence.

Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2015 07:51 PM (FcR7P)

53 47 Same thing happened to Moot of 4chan.

Great example.

Posted by: Splunge at March 08, 2015 07:51 PM (qyomX)

54 "I pondered what part of this city Ace would chose to reside in. Hobnobbing with the swells on the Upper West Side? Down with the money in the Financial District, or would the bohemian lifestyle of the village appeal fit better?"

Okay, your first problem is you're looking above ground.

Posted by: AD at March 08, 2015 07:51 PM (O9a8w)

55 It's the place for the hardware man

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 08, 2015 07:43 PM (0FSuD)

"Folks," you cis-normative patriarchal oppressive fan of PIV.

Posted by: Leftie at March 08, 2015 07:51 PM (yxw0r)

56 FFS.

What kind of psycho keeps posting?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 08, 2015 07:52 PM (GEICT)

57 We're all made of ~~"star stuff"~~ "Ace stuff"!

Posted by: Neil DeAss Tyson at March 08, 2015 07:52 PM (c+Y7q)

58 47
The SJWs quite often take over by sending in a honeypot to ensnare a man and then use that to destroy their enemies.

Posted by: The Honied Hat at March 08, 2015 07:48 PM (0Ew3K)

I'm still waiting here. *taps foot*

Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2015 07:53 PM (sdi6R)

59 57 FFS.

What kind of psycho keeps posting

You talkin to me?

Posted by: A Spaced Oddity at March 08, 2015 07:53 PM (JdEZJ)

60 What's going to happen to all of us? Are we all going to grow old with Ace?

What if he decides to quit this gig?

* shudder *

Posted by: L, Elle at March 08, 2015 07:54 PM (kWQPe)

61 The SJWs quite often take over by sending in a honeypot to ensnare a man and then use that to destroy their enemies.
Posted by: The Honied Hat at March 08, 2015 07:48 PM (0Ew3K)

And some men are just weak, like my brother, who as far as I've seen will do just about anything his wife wants, no matter how much of a wedge it drives between him and the rest of his family.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 08, 2015 07:55 PM (3HxZe)

62 What if he decides to quit this gig?

* shudder *

Posted by: L, Elle at March 08, 2015 07:54 PM (kWQPe)

You listen to my and AtC's podcast and I actually use my blog to post at?

.........damn. Hey Ace! You should totes quit!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 08, 2015 07:55 PM (GEICT)

63 Hmm, I push F5 and the bumper sticker theology comment disappears. I blame global warming. Thank you global warming!

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at March 08, 2015 07:56 PM (Ikprt)

64
What kind of psycho keeps posting?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 08, 2015 07:52 PM (GEICT)

*raises hand, albeit sheepishly*

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 08, 2015 07:57 PM (yxw0r)

65 The Magnificent Oz sounds tougher than Ace

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 07:57 PM (K4xGQ)

66 The most important thing accomplished during our day of Ewok hunting was drinking in a Penn Station bar with a clean-shaven Russian Orthodox bishop. Right after I got Tim Hortons.

I took, along with these silly pictures, about a gajillion other pictures. I love New York for its diversity of sights; gothic monstrosity butted up to modern high rise. 1850s cathedral fitted with surveillance cameras. Ii took a kickass sunset over the Hudson, too.

Oh and the MoMee in Hoboken was nice too.

Posted by: Gingy at March 08, 2015 07:57 PM (WvS3w)

67 Crikey! I'd wager Ace dwells somewhere in Central Park, as it's most like his home on Endor's Forest Moon.

Posted by: zombie Steve Irwin at March 08, 2015 07:57 PM (c+Y7q)

68 61 What's going to happen to all of us? Are we all going to grow old with Ace?

What if he decides to quit this gig?

* shudder *

Cobloggers keep it going (look at how much of the content they produce already), plus an ongoing daily "Ace's Greatest Hits" feature, for that seasoning that only the Mind Of Ace can provide. This thing is too big to just expire.

Besides, if he just quits, rather than dies, plenty would hound him unmercifully to return. I don't think it's likely. Protein Wisdom is apparently bailing, but before he did that, he threatened to, over and over, for years. Never seen Ace do that, even once. He knows he's doing what he was put on Earth to do.

Posted by: Splunge at March 08, 2015 07:58 PM (qyomX)

69 I push F5 and the bumper sticker theology comment disappears.

If Christians comprise the Body of Christ, and we're the Body of Ace, what body part is he?

Posted by: Weirddave at March 08, 2015 07:58 PM (WvS3w)

70 what body part is he?

It damn sure ain't the liver.

Posted by: A Spaced Oddity at March 08, 2015 08:00 PM (JdEZJ)

71 I see the long term forcast has warm weather finally returning to the Peoples Republic of Fairfax County (VA). Time to dig the golf clubs out! Yea!

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at March 08, 2015 08:01 PM (Ikprt)

72
Remember Downtown Lad? I'm sure Ace does. LOL

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 08, 2015 08:01 PM (iQIUe)

73 "There are 8 million stories in New York City. But only one Ace."

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 08, 2015 08:02 PM (/9Mak)

74 >>>I push F5 and the bumper sticker theology comment disappears.

If Christians comprise the Body of Christ, and we're the Body of Ace, what body part is he?

Posted by: Weirddave at March 08, 2015 07:58 PM (WvS3w)<<<

He's that turd on a string, or blade of grass, that your ~~dog~~ can't quite shake out when it's dropping a deuce.

Posted by: zombie Steve Irwin at March 08, 2015 08:02 PM (c+Y7q)

75 52 I'm not sure where he lives, but it appears to be a subterranean existence.

With a heady urine aroma.

Posted by: wooga at March 08, 2015 08:02 PM (XK0dn)

76 Have there been any accounts of the meet up?

Was the head Ewok there?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 08, 2015 08:02 PM (/9Mak)

77 69: excrement?

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at March 08, 2015 08:02 PM (Ikprt)

78 Well I've been through the desert on an ACE with no name

Posted by: America at March 08, 2015 08:02 PM (LoIJo)

79 It's day light savings time Sunday. Please adjust the clock.

Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2015 08:03 PM (btTLZ)

80 Well done Dave. How's Towson getting along since I ~~fled~~ left? I assume the zombie hordes took control. Well, I guess solidified their control would be more accurate.

Posted by: DC in River City at March 08, 2015 08:03 PM (e+1S5)

81
What happen to the blogger who wanted to be a war correspondent, lived in DC, sold pharmaceuticals as his day job, and was very bristly personality wise?

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 08, 2015 08:03 PM (iQIUe)

82 I saw Ace open for Sinatra, Elvis, and Sammy at the Thunderbird in Vegas, '62.

Posted by: goatexchange at March 08, 2015 08:03 PM (C+vOU)

83 He knows he's doing what he was put on Earth to do.

Full employment for the hamster population of Nauru?

Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2015 08:03 PM (FcR7P)

84 Okay, O'Blogger, you're scaring me with this kind of talk. Of course, I already appreciate Ace and what he means to each of us, but America has been mezmerized into stupidity, or many stupidities. And New York? Come on.

Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2015 08:04 PM (go5uR)

85 70 what body part is he?

It damn sure ain't the liver.
Posted by: A Spaced Oddity at March 08, 2015

Appendix or a Spleen. Great to have but you can live without if really necessary.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 08:04 PM (K4xGQ)

86 Always good to have an ace up my sleeve.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2015 08:04 PM (08Znv)

87 a clean-shaven Russian Orthodox bishop.
Posted by: Gingy at March 08, 2015 07:57 PM

O_o
o_O

Those words make no sense in that order.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 08, 2015 08:04 PM (uG7ov)

88 Sounds like you had a good time.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2015 08:05 PM (FMbng)

89 Ace will become one with the system. His birth cry will be the sound of every phone on this planet ringing in unison.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 08, 2015 08:06 PM (mx5oN)

90 I once returned to college with transit through NYC that involved negotiating from the trains to the subway at Penn Station.

Which worked out in the end but took some doing.

Also, I was carrying a new handle which I intended to use to replace the broken handle on my camp axe, which was back at school. It would not fit in my luggage. So I carried an axe handle through the subway system, feeling and I assume looking lost and out of place.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 08, 2015 08:06 PM (+fJ+k)

91 81

What happen to the blogger who wanted to be a war correspondent,
lived in DC, sold pharmaceuticals as his day job, and was very bristly
personality wise?

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 08, 2015 08:03 PM (iQIUe)I've heard this one before. Wait, don't tell me...

Posted by: TexasDan at March 08, 2015 08:07 PM (+fJ+k)

92 So I carried an axe handle through the subway system, feeling and I assume looking lost and out of place.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 08, 2015 08:06 PM

Sounds like the entire opening sequence of The Woodwright's Shop.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 08, 2015 08:08 PM (uG7ov)

93 Just a question. WTF were you doing on the West Side.

Nothing but commies over there

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 08, 2015 08:08 PM (0FSuD)

94 93 Just a question. WTF were you doing on the West Side.

Nothing but commies over there
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 08, 2015 08:08 PM (0FSuD)

As opposed to the rest of NYC?

Posted by: AD at March 08, 2015 08:10 PM (O9a8w)

95 94 93 Just a question. WTF were you doing on the West Side.

Nothing but commies over there
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 08, 2015 08:08 PM (0FSuD)

As opposed to the rest of NYC?
Posted by: AD at March 08, 2015 08:10 PM (O9a8w

As with Obama, we all disapoint The Nip

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 08:11 PM (K4xGQ)

96
Ace doent want us watching television. He wants us to have more real life interactions. But who is he interacting with? And when are we going to see the results of this interaction?

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 08, 2015 08:11 PM (iQIUe)

97
Uptown Ace

He's been living in his uptown place

I bet he never had a backstreet guy

I bet his mama never told him why.

Posted by: otho at March 08, 2015 08:11 PM (tBSrv)

98 Enjoyed the post and got a kick out of it, thanks

Posted by: Sam at March 08, 2015 08:12 PM (sO6CM)

99 To quote the great movie "Grandma's Boy"

Dude who sells you your pot?

Posted by: Buzzion at March 08, 2015 08:13 PM (z/Ubi)

100 93 Just a question. WTF were you doing on the West Side.
Nothing but commies over there

Lots of commies here on the East Side, too. Try to spot their influence in some of my columns!

Posted by: Peggy Noonan at March 08, 2015 08:14 PM (qyomX)

101 Soup sandwich? Does he carry a mighty hobo pounding football bat?

Posted by: Bones at March 08, 2015 08:14 PM (42Q+T)

102 >>> But I'm not curled up in a fetal position in a pool of my own vomit surrounded by empty Value Rite Vodka bottles. So, I can't be Ace.

You lack ambition.

Posted by: fluffy at March 08, 2015 08:14 PM (Ua6T/)

103 Question: are the pictures right side up for y'all? I wrote this on my desktop and they were, but now I'm looking at it on my iPad and half of them are sideways.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 08, 2015 08:14 PM (WvS3w)

104 87 a clean-shaven Russian Orthodox bishop.
Posted by: Gingy at March 08, 2015 07:57 PM

O_o
o_O

Those words make no sense in that order.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 08, 2015 08:04 PM (uG7ov)
---
I KNOW. He said he was trying to modernize a church that refuses to be modernized.

Posted by: Gingy at March 08, 2015 08:14 PM (WvS3w)

105 Berserker! We did. Also I really like your wife.

Posted by: Gingy at March 08, 2015 08:15 PM (WvS3w)

106 As opposed to the rest of NYC?

Posted by: AD at March 08, 2015 08:10 PM (O9a8w

On the East side the democrats some times vote for Rudy.

r

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 08, 2015 08:15 PM (0FSuD)

107 89 Insomniac

Good Arthur C. Clarke reference there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 08, 2015 08:16 PM (u82oZ)

108 Sounds like the entire opening sequence of The Woodwright's Shop.

Or an urban reboot of Walking Tall.

Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at March 08, 2015 08:16 PM (rwI+c)

109 All pictures right-side-up here, on Chrome

Posted by: Splunge at March 08, 2015 08:16 PM (qyomX)

110 Barrell?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 08:16 PM (K4xGQ)

111 Berserker! We did. Also I really like your wife.

Posted by: Gingy at March 08, 2015 08:15 PM (WvS3w)

yeah, now you know why I always say she qualifies for sainthood. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2015 08:17 PM (FMbng)

112 110
Barrell?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 08, 2015 08:16 PM (K4xGQ

Ok, not sure how that happened. See you in a while.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 08, 2015 08:18 PM (0FSuD)

113 No Gum Thread?

Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at March 08, 2015 08:18 PM (rwI+c)

114 REVS

ACE

Posted by: NYC Parent now with added bile for freshness at March 08, 2015 08:20 PM (xkhWm)

115 113 No Gum Thread?
Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at March 08, 2015 08:18 PM (rwI+c)

Every thread is a gun thread, if it lasts long enough.

Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2015 08:22 PM (sdi6R)

116 Those little discs the Ewoks are sweeping are subway tokens, replaced more than 10 years ago by electronic fare cards. MTA sold them off by the ton, and I assume most were melted down. I welded a pin back to my last token and wear it as a lapel pin. It's the only jewelry I've ever worn.

It gets a glance and a smile at least once a day from some NYC transplant here in Philly, but it's been recognized from Maine to California.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at March 08, 2015 08:22 PM (4pyhg)

117 And then it hit me. Ace truly is bigger than one man. He's bigger than an entire city full of people. Ace is omnipresent and omnipotent. Her perches like The Little Prince on an electron and spans the universe. In the end, Ace is all of us.

It's also amazing that, after 12 years, almost no one has figured out that "zombie" is a collective persona shared by 7 or 8 photographers and writers.

Posted by: zombie at March 08, 2015 08:23 PM (K4YiS)

118 I KNOW. He said he was trying to modernize a church that refuses to be modernized.

Posted by: Gingy at March 08, 2015 08:14 PM

Actually, I know plenty of clean-shaven priests. But there's something to be said for a clerical beard you can lose a badger in.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 08, 2015 08:25 PM (uG7ov)

119
Damn! Cant find it Heard Joan Osborne sing in french What Becomes of the Broken Hearted. Thought Ace wd enjoy it being such a francophile.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 08, 2015 08:28 PM (iQIUe)

120 Every thread is a gun thread, if it lasts long enough.

Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2015 08:22 PM (sdi6R)

250 is the rule, but hell it's Sunday, let's cheat.
Just got some SS198 LEO ammo for my 5.7x28 pistol.
2100 fps but not that big a round, still it is bad ass.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 08, 2015 08:28 PM (0FSuD)

121 117 It's also amazing that, after 12 years, almost no one has figured out that "zombie" is a collective persona shared by 7 or 8 photographers and writers.
Posted by: zombie at March 08, 2015 08:23 PM (K4YiS)

Or one fiendish genius, in a control room, facing 7 or 8 levers, each labeled "photographer" or "writer."

Posted by: Splunge at March 08, 2015 08:28 PM (qyomX)

122 I have a theory that Ace has a french girlfriend hence the learning of the language and the reading of french magazines. And french toast iykwimaittyd

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 08, 2015 08:29 PM (zOTsN)

123 "zombie" is a collective persona shared by 7 or 8 photographers and writers

Each a different gender right?

Posted by: A Spaced Oddity at March 08, 2015 08:29 PM (JdEZJ)

124 Ace is older than the mountains, yet unborn.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 08, 2015 08:29 PM (y8V5x)

125 I have a longish range report on my faux-RPK. Short version: fun.

Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at March 08, 2015 08:29 PM (rwI+c)

126 Or one fiendish genius, in a control room, facing 7 or 8 levers, each labeled "photographer" or "writer."

Posted by: Splunge at March 08, 2015 08:28 PM (qyomX)

With 600 word comments ready to deploy at a moment's notice.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 08, 2015 08:29 PM (GEICT)

127 >>> It's also amazing that, after 12 years, almost no one has figured out that "zombie" is a collective persona shared by 7 or 8 photographers and writers.

** jaw drops **

** collapses to the floor **

** sheds a single tear **

"Rosebud."

Posted by: fluffy at March 08, 2015 08:29 PM (Ua6T/)

128 No

Ace is like Highlander

There can only be one

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 08, 2015 08:30 PM (zOTsN)

129 Adam Carolla has sent a cease and desist letter.

Posted by: Selma Hayek March at March 08, 2015 08:30 PM (glJL/)

130 Every thread is a gun thread, if it lasts long enough.

Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2015 08:22 PM

Or a food thread.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 08, 2015 08:30 PM (uG7ov)

131 Wow. Check this out:

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=350308118

Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2015 08:32 PM (sdi6R)

132 you lost me at "New York Shitty"...

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 08, 2015 08:32 PM (RiMtm)

133 Ace is the place with the helpful hardware man.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at March 08, 2015 08:33 PM (cNpuB)

134 I bought that quit smoking easily book, on kindle, that Ace recommended. It's so bizarre. It's 400 pages long and, for the first 100 pages so far, the author just keeps asserting that when he gives you the secret, it will be no problem to quit using tobacco INSTANTLY! I'm like SO MAKE WITH THE SECRET ALREADY, YOU ALREADY HAVE MY MONEY!

Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at March 08, 2015 08:34 PM (rwI+c)

135 52 You mean like in an Acehole?

Posted by: PiperPaul at March 08, 2015 08:35 PM (IDsLB)

136 And with one typo the debate over whether or not ace is really a woman is reignited.

Posted by: Kenway at March 08, 2015 08:36 PM (TwjuU)

137 >>>Question: are the pictures right side up for y'all? I wrote this on my desktop and they were, but now I'm looking at it on my iPad and half of them are sideways.

Some sideways ones on the ipad here. It's ok, Dave. You tried, and that's what matters.

Posted by: DC in River City at March 08, 2015 08:36 PM (e+1S5)

138 He has been described as a "mumbling hairy gourd".

Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at March 08, 2015 08:37 PM (rwI+c)

139 Wouldn't take the NYC subway with anything less than an axe handle.
Lead weighted cane is more my style. Wait, perhaps that's too foppish.
Aha, 22lr pump bumbershoot. Thanks for the inspiration, Penguin.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at March 08, 2015 08:37 PM (uPxUo)

140 I'm Ace!

I'm also Spartacus.

(And Radio Rebel.)

Posted by: FireHorse at March 08, 2015 08:39 PM (SgXEz)

141 I get it! A,C,E - it's a chord! The lost chord the Moody Blues were looking for!

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 08, 2015 08:39 PM (+jijM)

142 It's also amazing that, after 12 years, almost no one has figured out that "zombie" is a collective persona shared by 7 or 8 photographers and writers.

Posted by: zombie at March 08, 2015 08:23 PM (K4YiS)

Maybe change the name to Cylon.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2015 08:39 PM (FMbng)

143 Yeah, that Ace guy, tall short fat skinny guy, clean shaven with a beard... that's him

Posted by: Duece at March 08, 2015 08:39 PM (LoIJo)

144 Everybody's got a little Ace in 'em!
Except for one guy...
The evil opposite of Ace...the Anti-Ace!
Anti-Ace ain't go NO Ace in 'em, lemme tell ya...
(Ezra Klein got no Ace in 'im!)

[apologies to Mojo Nixon]

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 08, 2015 08:39 PM (rJUlF)

145 134 I bought that quit smoking easily book, on kindle, that Ace recommended. It's so bizarre. It's 400 pages long and, for the first 100 pages so far, the author just keeps asserting that when he gives you the secret, it will be no problem to quit using tobacco INSTANTLY! I'm like SO MAKE WITH THE SECRET ALREADY, YOU ALREADY HAVE MY MONEY!

Save us some time, post the secret when you hit it.

Like you, I have little patience for this sort of preliminary mumbo-jumbo. I gave up on Systemantics for that reason. I think I'll have to go back for another look, though, because I suspect I really need what he has to say.

Posted by: Splunge at March 08, 2015 08:40 PM (qyomX)

146 He looked ... like a man.

Posted by: Miss Swan at March 08, 2015 08:40 PM (rwI+c)

147
Who knew that Madison was worse than a plantation in the old south? I always thought it was an upscale lefty college town. Huh.

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 08, 2015 08:40 PM (iQIUe)

148 So, is that one statue figure riding the figure wearing a top hat, on a pile of coins while reading the Kama Sutra?

Kinky.

Posted by: wondering what I'm seeing at March 08, 2015 08:41 PM (c+Y7q)

149 Great post. Love the pics and I've been there many times.

Posted by: NJRob at March 08, 2015 08:41 PM (yiJOB)

150 Maybe change the name to Cylon.

You rang?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at March 08, 2015 08:42 PM (hMx4x)

151 I get it! A,C,E - it's a chord! The lost chord the Moody Blues were looking for!

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 08, 2015 08:39 PM (+jijM)

Yeah well, giving it a quick spin on the guitar here its probably a good thing they didn't find it. Just ghastly...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2015 08:42 PM (FMbng)

152
My 8th grade math teacher's name was, get this, Mr. Sickman.

Fucked up, eh?

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 08, 2015 08:44 PM (CRukk)

153 Hope it's not one of those "The Phone Company" robots from The President's Analyst.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 08, 2015 08:45 PM (W5DcG)

154
Unless I'm having a false memory...

No...no, I'm sure it was Sickman.

Steve Sickman.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 08, 2015 08:46 PM (CRukk)

155

Mr Sickman. Room 218.

Room 217 was Geography. Mr...Italian-last-name...can't remember.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 08, 2015 08:47 PM (CRukk)

156 147 Who knew that Madison was worse than a plantation in the old south? I always thought it was an upscale lefty college town. Huh.

"Lefty" does not cover Madison. Try "Commie."

Posted by: Splunge at March 08, 2015 08:47 PM (qyomX)

157 Woof woof, woof woof woof!!!!!

Posted by: Oddball at March 08, 2015 08:47 PM (X49oH)

158 My 8th grade math teacher's name was, get this, Mr. Sickman.

Fucked up, eh?
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 08, 2015 08:44 PM (CRukk)

I bet that's the name you got if your real name sounded horribly obscene to the immigration clerk, back in the day.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 08, 2015 08:47 PM (3HxZe)

159 So, no Gun Thread this weekend?

I guess now that Ace is a Democrat he's gone all Mothers Demand now...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 08, 2015 08:48 PM (XO6WW)

160 Or if you threw up his shoes.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 08, 2015 08:48 PM (3HxZe)

161 On Moonstone beach near Cambria, CA, waiting for sunset. The motel has their own label of wines, and happy hour means free.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at March 08, 2015 08:48 PM (bXHLH)

162 158 I bet that's the name you got if your real name sounded horribly obscene to the immigration clerk, back in the day.

Now that's just crap.

Posted by: Steve Scheissballs at March 08, 2015 08:48 PM (qyomX)

163 It's 400 pages long and, for the first 100 pages
so far, the author just keeps asserting that when he gives you the
secret, it will be no problem to quit using tobacco INSTANTLY! I'm
like SO MAKE WITH THE SECRET ALREADY, YOU ALREADY HAVE MY MONEY!

Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at March 08, 2015 08:34 PM (rwI+c)

Every philosophy book ever. Most, if not all, could be written in two paragraphs.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 08, 2015 08:48 PM (yxw0r)

164
I bet that's the name you got if your real name sounded horribly obscene to the immigration clerk, back in the day.

Yeah, something like that. His ancestor's Jewish name probably sounded like phlegm or something.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 08, 2015 08:49 PM (CRukk)

165 Sickman. It could be an Anglification of Schitcan.

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 08, 2015 08:51 PM (+jijM)

166 163 Every philosophy book ever. Most, if not all, could be written in two paragraphs.

Every "academic feminism" book ever could be written in 0 words, once you distill out the meaningless crap.

Posted by: Splunge at March 08, 2015 08:51 PM (qyomX)

167 "Every philosophy book ever. Most, if not all, could be written in two paragraphs."

Or a tweet.

Posted by: FireHorse at March 08, 2015 08:52 PM (SgXEz)

168 Everyone has a little Ace in him, except one man.

That man is the Anti-Ace. The Anti-Ace has no Ace in him.

Barack Obama is the Anti-Ace.

(thought I was gonna say Michael J Fox, dincha?)

Posted by: TheBigErn at March 08, 2015 08:53 PM (BoSuy)

169 Very entertaining, Dave. Well done.
Did you ever make it to Ewok Manor?

*all the pics are fine on my Samsung phone, btw.

Posted by: shredded chi at March 08, 2015 08:54 PM (okr/5)

170 The top House Republican Benghazi investigator says the emails Hillary Clinton has handed over for review have "huge gaps" that challenge her credibility over what happened in the 2012 attacks in Libya.

HILLARY HAS A HUGE GAP

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 08, 2015 08:54 PM (lDs3H)

171 My 8th grade math teacher's name was, get this, Mr. Sickman.

Fucked up, eh?

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 08, 2015 08:44 PM (CRukk)

I bet that's the name you got if your real name sounded horribly obscene to the immigration clerk, back in the day.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 08, 2015 08:47 PM (3HxZe)

Or if the immigration clerk thought you were suffering from a terminal illness that you may succumb to at any instant.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 08, 2015 08:54 PM (8zCR+)

172 HILLARY HAS A HUGE GAP

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 08, 2015 08:54 PM (lDs3H)

Huma?

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 08, 2015 08:56 PM (yxw0r)

173 Hillary Gets Pounded In E-mail Flap.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 08, 2015 08:59 PM (8zCR+)

174 Eww_wwww

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 08, 2015 09:00 PM (zOTsN)

175 Hillary's Back Door Left Wide Open

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 08, 2015 09:03 PM (OsWis)

176 >>Every "academic feminism" book ever could be written in 0 words, once you distill out the meaningless crap.

Maybe two? "Men suck"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2015 09:03 PM (lHHyw)

177 173 Hillary Gets Pounded In E-mail Flap.
Posted by: cm9000

If this was 1898, William Randolph Heart would have hired you in a heartbeat!

Posted by: zombie at March 08, 2015 09:03 PM (K4YiS)

178 There's an exit off I-77 in NC just becore you get into VA, a town called Raging Gap. When I first saw it I thought of Sandra Fluke. But It could be Hillary's birthplace, as well.

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 08, 2015 09:04 PM (+jijM)

179 Hillary's Communication Port Open to Abuse.

Posted by: zombie at March 08, 2015 09:04 PM (K4YiS)

180 175
Hillary's Back Door Left Wide Open

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 08, 2015 09:03 PM (OsWis)

Sounds like an invitation

Posted by: Anna Marie Cox, aka Wokette at March 08, 2015 09:04 PM (0FSuD)

181 The way Hillary's suddenly got allegations from multiple angles is pretty much how the Left works its destructive magic on someone they want out of the way. It's their classic tactics, only they're eating one of their own this time.

Wonder who they've got waiting in the wings to replace her as their inevitable candidate?

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 08, 2015 09:04 PM (3HxZe)

182 Russians Probe Back End of Hillary's Private Portal.

Posted by: zombie at March 08, 2015 09:06 PM (K4YiS)

183 Will Hillary Go Down Over E-mail Scandal?

Posted by: cm9000 at March 08, 2015 09:06 PM (8zCR+)

184 >>Wonder who they've got waiting in the wings to replace her as their inevitable candidate?

Me!

Posted by: Satan at March 08, 2015 09:06 PM (sQzB6)

185 175 Hillary's Back Door Left Wide Open

Posted by: SMFH at it all
-------------------------
Ew! That's a ten minute time-out for you, young lady!

*draws circle on chalkboard for your nose to go into...

Posted by: shredded chi at March 08, 2015 09:07 PM (okr/5)

186 ace can be found where the hobos are plump and plentiful

Posted by: Feh at March 08, 2015 09:08 PM (g/zj9)

187 >>The way Hillary's suddenly got allegations from multiple angles is
pretty much how the Left works its destructive magic on someone they
want out of the way.

Tell me about it. Just wait 'till they start an astroturfed "grassroots" movement against her.

Posted by: Sen. Bob Menendez at March 08, 2015 09:08 PM (lHHyw)

188 "Maybe two? 'Men suck'"

Simone de Beauvoir stretched that into two books. "Men suck, epistemological historiography, 71 centimes, sacre bleu, oppression hegemony..."

Posted by: FireHorse at March 08, 2015 09:10 PM (SgXEz)

189
nood

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 08, 2015 09:11 PM (CRukk)

190 Virus May Have Infected Hillary's Private Part-
ition

----

(Not my fault that's where the line break happened to be.)

Posted by: zombie at March 08, 2015 09:11 PM (K4YiS)

191 "Will Hillary Go Down Over E-mail Scandal?"

Hillary goes down! Hillary goes down!

Posted by: H Cosell at March 08, 2015 09:12 PM (vvS6Q)

192 ace can be found where the hobos are plump and plentiful

On the big rock candy mountain.

Posted by: freaked at March 08, 2015 09:12 PM (JdEZJ)

193 185,

Make me.

haha

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 08, 2015 09:12 PM (OsWis)

194 hill's probably pulling all nighters with the delete button

honey, come to bed

*expletives*

alright, I'm callin' in support

you do and I'll crucify you

*Bill lights a cigar*

Posted by: Feh at March 08, 2015 09:12 PM (g/zj9)

195 "Wonder who they've got waiting in the wings to replace her as their inevitable candidate?"

Elizabeth Warren is sufficiently commie and as a woman would be historic. Kristen Gillebrand would be historic, too. Her entire political career has consisted of doing and saying nothing, so they can create her in whatever image they choose.

Posted by: FireHorse at March 08, 2015 09:14 PM (SgXEz)

196 HILLARY'S BACK DOOR IS WIDE OPEN???

Posted by: AL SHARPTON! at March 08, 2015 09:14 PM (rJUlF)

197 There's an exit off I-77 in NC just becore you get into VA, a town called Raging Gap. When I first saw it I thought of Sandra Fluke. But It could be Hillary's birthplace, as well.
Posted by: bergerbilder

Well, it sure wouldn't be Fancy Gap, which is somewhere up the road in Virginia. On I-77, the highway of gaps.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... waiting for spring at March 08, 2015 09:17 PM (+1T7c)

198 Her entire political career has consisted of doing and saying nothing, so they can create her in whatever image they choose.
Posted by: FireHorse at March 08, 2015 09:14 PM (SgXEz)

Another blank slate candidate for everyone to project onto. Fucking lovely. Hope that one don't go nowhere.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 08, 2015 09:17 PM (3HxZe)

199 Another blank slate candidate for everyone to project onto. Fucking lovely. Hope that one don't go nowhere.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party

Ain't that America? A land of dreams and opportunity.

And now, for a really bad dream.........

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... waiting for spring at March 08, 2015 09:21 PM (+1T7c)

200 Pho sandwiches....interesting. I had fun at the MoMee as well.

Posted by: redbeard at March 08, 2015 09:21 PM (DEJix)

201 Just checking in. About to eat. The Hillary jokes aren't helping.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2015 09:21 PM (u6ZjY)

202 Ace?
"Why would a nice guy like you want to kill a genius? Feeling pretty
good, huh? Why? Do you know that the man really likes you? He likes you.
He really likes you. But he's got something in mind for you. Aren't you
curious about that? I'm curious. I'm very curious. Are you curious?
There's something happening out here, man. You know something, man? I
know something you that you don't know. That's right, Jack. The man is
clear in his mind, but his soul is mad. Oh, yeah. He's dying, I think.
He hates all this. He hates it! But the man's a . . . He reads poetry
out loud, all right. And a voice . . . he likes you because you're still
alive. He's got plans for you. No, I'm not gonna help you. You're gonna
help him, man. You're gonna help him. I mean, what are they gonna say
when he's gone? 'Cause he dies when it dies, when it dies, he dies! What
are they gonna say about him? He was a kind man? He was a wise man? He
had plans? He had wisdom? Bullshit, man! And am I gonna be the one
that's gonna set them straight? Look at me! Look at me! Wrong!"

You just don't get Ace. Nobody gets Ace...

Posted by: ChrisP at March 08, 2015 09:33 PM (Ib3Td)

203 So NYC is all Ace all the time. So how did DeCommio get elected?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 09, 2015 04:16 AM (wlDny)

204 My late friend Vince Viverito (he was in the movie The Untouchables http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0900274/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1 ) used to say about his girlfriend that she was quite the personage in Chicago because they had posted signs all over town with her name, "One Way".

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at March 09, 2015 06:21 AM (EMi53)

205 Greetings:

Up in the Bronx. we almost always ordered a glass of steam with a soup sandwich.

Posted by: 11B40 at March 09, 2015 12:27 PM (yMbU8)

206 I like silly. And donuts. But mostly silly.

Posted by: phunctor at March 09, 2015 01:49 PM (hrOoV)

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