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Posted by: mallfly at March 06, 2015 09:34 PM (vcI3n) Posted by: mallfly at March 06, 2015 09:34 PM (vcI3n) 3
anyone?
Posted by: mallfly at March 06, 2015 09:34 PM (vcI3n) 4
home run
Posted by: mallfly at March 06, 2015 09:35 PM (vcI3n) 5
5th?
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 06, 2015 09:35 PM (AkOaV) 6
maybe staying sober has benefits after all.
Posted by: mallfly at March 06, 2015 09:35 PM (vcI3n) 7
Try to guess better than that, go ahead.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 06, 2015 09:35 PM (AkOaV) 8
Is thata Web Series?
Posted by: wheatie at March 06, 2015 09:35 PM (7cGIw) 9
Pre -ONT! Best I'll get tonight. About to turn off the lights .
Posted by: tbodie at March 06, 2015 09:35 PM (neool) Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 06, 2015 09:36 PM (kdS6q) Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 06, 2015 09:36 PM (W5DcG) 12
My IE11 has one.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 06, 2015 09:36 PM (W5DcG) who still uses IE? (other than people on corporate networks) Posted by: mynewhandle at March 06, 2015 09:37 PM (AkOaV) 13
Is it wrong to expect the pre-ONT to also have young danish conservatives?
Posted by: TexasDan at March 06, 2015 09:37 PM (+fJ+k) Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2015 09:38 PM (FsuaD) Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 06, 2015 09:38 PM (kdS6q) 16
W.T.F?
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 06, 2015 09:39 PM (rwI+c) 17
Spectrum is Green.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 06, 2015 09:39 PM (21IVk) 18
Remember when polyester was sexy!?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2015 09:39 PM (FsuaD) 19
Watched the video. Should have caught the clue from Ace, wtf?
Posted by: tbodie at March 06, 2015 09:39 PM (neool) 20
Okay, I went to bed last night fantasizing to having wild sex with Jason Isaac on "Dig." It was AWESOME.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2015 09:41 PM (FsuaD) Posted by: ScoggDog at March 06, 2015 09:41 PM (9m68G) 22
BTW -- 21st Century note - got my haircut -- and there were no magazines to browse while waiting. Guess now everyone just stares into their phone like they do every other waking hour of the day. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 06, 2015 09:44 PM (kdS6q) Posted by: mallfly at March 06, 2015 09:44 PM (vcI3n) 24
That is so cheesy even Quentin Tarantino won't rip it off...
So when are we going to get a UFO movie? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 06, 2015 09:44 PM (2Kb1k) 25
live action Team America....without the Political Incorrection
Posted by: qmark at March 06, 2015 09:44 PM (wkUEj) 26
Libs Petition City Of Buffalo To Change Its "Racist" Name...
Posted by: mallfly at March 06, 2015 09:44 PM (vcI3n) I suggest they embrace it, and rename the city "Freezeyaballsoff". Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 06, 2015 09:45 PM (3HxZe) 27
18: Jane: I remember polyster as being sorta stylin(i never wore it) but, never ever sexy.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 06, 2015 09:45 PM (ucDmr) 28
That show looks awfully r a p e y ... like Buffalo, NY
Posted by: Yip at March 06, 2015 09:46 PM (84SRe) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 06, 2015 09:46 PM (2Kb1k) 30
They like to set shows and movies in the past so they can feel superior."Hah,ha,they smoked and drank anf ate red meat.They were racist and homophobic.We are so superior."That's what Mad Men was all about.
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2015 09:47 PM (KETbL) 31
That's a bitchin' soundtrack.
Posted by: Fritz at March 06, 2015 09:49 PM (dVmLD) 32
23: Custer had the right idea just awful execution. He needed more men. When you let the crazies get their foot in the door, this is the shit that happens.
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at March 06, 2015 09:49 PM (NoUbC) 33
About 11 seconds into the video Patrick McGoohan is wearing an eagle mask. Which episode of the Prisoner was that one?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2015 09:49 PM (3UGBQ) 34
This is literally the greatest thing since I pimpslapped the 'stache off Hilter's mug. Second greatest thing. Let me tell ya a little somethin' 'bout the Nazis.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 06, 2015 09:49 PM (dBAgi) 35
In Australia, that's a documentary.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 06, 2015 09:49 PM (MMC8r) 36
Obviously Buffalo, NY should be renamed Comanche City, NY
Posted by: Yip at March 06, 2015 09:49 PM (84SRe) 37
Just rename Buffalo. How about South Toronto?
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at March 06, 2015 09:50 PM (NoUbC) Posted by: Brother Cavil, Warlord of the Western Wastes at March 06, 2015 09:50 PM (m9V0o) 39
That was great! I like the Connie and Ultraman.
Posted by: freaked at March 06, 2015 09:50 PM (JdEZJ) 40
"Hah,ha,they smoked and drank anf ate red meat."
I lived during the good old days. That day was yesterday. Except the smoking, asthma during childhood convinced me i liked breathing. Posted by: tbodie at March 06, 2015 09:50 PM (neool) Posted by: pep at March 06, 2015 09:51 PM (4nR9/) 42
Buffalo N.Y. should be renamed Buttown N.Y. Or Bison.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 06, 2015 09:51 PM (ucDmr) 43
Never buy Thai Stick whilst in Buffalo.
It's just oregano and elmer's. Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 06, 2015 09:52 PM (21IVk) 44
So when are we going to get a UFO movie?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 06, 2015 09:44 PM Never. Without chain smoking dudes and go go girls on the moon, there is no UFO movie. Posted by: otho at March 06, 2015 09:52 PM (tBSrv) 45
So will Danger 5's Ilsa dare to take on Ilse She-Wolf of the SS?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 06, 2015 09:53 PM (2Kb1k) 46
live action Team America....without the Political Incorrection Posted by: qmark Yeah, in the first season crossed with a 60s Gerry Anderson Thunderbirds vibe, in the second season with 80 pop-culture. Very meh. Cultural note. Aussie TV does something really odd before shows that show dead people -- as in people like Winston Churchill that are no longer alive. They broadcast a warning to the Aborigines so they can avoid the show. Because it steals their souls or something. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 06, 2015 09:54 PM (kdS6q) 47
Or maybe we should just pimp slap this sniveling grievance monger up side his head? This person says he is Navajo. When are they going to apologize to the Hopi tribe for there constant war on them? Anyway, last time I check, there were no buffalo in Northern Arizona.
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at March 06, 2015 09:55 PM (NoUbC) 48
Wow, they are already weak talking Short Circuit 2: CrappIe on revenues.
http://boxofficemojo.com/news/?id=4036p=.htm Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 06, 2015 09:55 PM (2Kb1k) 49
You know my winter's almost over
My summer, she's comin' on strong I can love you, love you, love you Love you all year long I .. I got a line .. I got a line on you babe Posted by: Hell Boy at March 06, 2015 09:55 PM (e8kgV) 50
Little known factoid - nazis were socialists - denied by libs. progs, and socialists - all who no more understand socialism than a fish understands water.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 06, 2015 09:56 PM (NaeCR) 51
They broadcast a warning to the Aborigines so they can avoid the show. Because it steals their souls or something.
So dead Winston Churchill = ginger. Posted by: tbodie at March 06, 2015 09:56 PM (neool) 52
We lost something as a country when we stopped making movies like that.
Posted by: AD at March 06, 2015 09:57 PM (zxNuf) 53
I watched it again and that wasn't Ultraman just a cheap copy. Still I would totally watch that movie or show or whatever it is.
Posted by: freaked at March 06, 2015 09:57 PM (JdEZJ) 54
@20 Okay, I went to bed last night fantasizing to having wild sex with Jason Isaac on "Dig." It was AWESOME
------------------- One of these days Doh'boy is going to give in to curiosity and log into this place, read a comments thread... ... and get squicked out. Posted by: junior at March 06, 2015 09:58 PM (2/wDX) 55
44 Never. Without chain smoking dudes and go go girls on the moon, there is no UFO movie.
We could at least cast it. Certainly the two most important roles: 1) Ed Straker. It has to be someone who can look and sound pissed off all the time, but not in a petulant SJW way, more in a snappy, irritated, I'm-all-that-stands-between-humanity-and-disaster way. He has to convey the idea that he has never heard of snark, and if he ever saw some, he would punch it without a moment to think about it. Not sure about this one. Today's actors are mostly too relaxed. 2) The cuter of the two Moon Girls. Gotta look good in the wig. Some roundness to the face helps. Jessica Alba? Posted by: Splunge at March 06, 2015 09:58 PM (qyomX) 56
I could barely hear the end of that Danger5 trailer over the sound of my erection.
Posted by: moronhorde minion at March 06, 2015 09:58 PM (a9L5Q) Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 06, 2015 09:59 PM (kdS6q) Posted by: rev dr e buzz at March 06, 2015 10:00 PM (jzdfJ) 59
Looks a lot like Space Station 76
http://youtu.be/18SJMvNrgDM Speaking of: The Man From UNCLE (2015) http://youtu.be/-x08iNZ8Mfc Yep, that's Superman. Oh and this is to laugh: Jem And The Holograms imdb.com/title/tt3614530/?ref_=cs_ov_tt Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2015 10:00 PM (FZqvP) 60
Guys, this series is on netflix right now.
Posted by: gerfunkable at March 06, 2015 10:01 PM (LNfBO) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 06, 2015 10:01 PM (2Kb1k) Posted by: moronhorde minion at March 06, 2015 10:02 PM (a9L5Q) 63
What interests me about UFO was that the Soviets were not part of SHADO.Did they cooperate?Surely they considered SHADO's advanced weapons to be a threat,as paranoid as the Russians were and are.
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2015 10:03 PM (KETbL) 64
48 That's because everyone is seeing MY movie, ROAD HARD! (in limited release today!)
Posted by: Adam Carolla at March 06, 2015 10:04 PM (E7Iyp) 65
You know what I hate about Gold Rush? The subtitles for Tony Beets. I can understand his English perfectly; no need for distracting subtitles. Posted by: Soothsayer at March 06, 2015 10:05 PM (Gx7Uw) 66
Ha, Anna Puma, Short Circuit with cooler effects is exactly what I thought when I saw the preview for the first time.
Posted by: no good deed at March 06, 2015 10:06 PM (ZKGnj) 67
62 Oh, and after this week, it's on.
Psaki/Harf '16 #BriteNewAmerica! Posted by: moronhorde minion at March 06, 2015 10:02 PM #DumbAndDumber #StatementNecklace I don't know what that last one means; I learned it here, from the ettes. Posted by: Splunge at March 06, 2015 10:07 PM (qyomX) 68
FYI - Blazing Saddles on AMC @ 10:30pm EST
Posted by: shredded chi at March 06, 2015 10:07 PM (knIc4) 69
We could at least cast it. Certainly the two most important roles: 1) Ed Straker. It has to be someone who can look and sound pissed off all the time, but not in a petulant SJW way, more in a snappy, irritated, I'm-all-that-stands-between-humanity-and-disaster way. He has to convey the idea that he has never heard of snark, and if he ever saw some, he would punch it without a moment to think about it. Not sure about this one. Today's actors are mostly too relaxed. 2) The cuter of the two Moon Girls. Gotta look good in the wig. Some roundness to the face helps. Jessica Alba?
Posted by: Splunge at March 06, 2015 09:58 PM Who could possibly replace Ed Bishop? I haven't a clue. Posted by: otho at March 06, 2015 10:07 PM (tBSrv) 70
Interesting too is that a lot of UFO fans consider Space 1999 to be set in the same universe.Which is why Moonbase Alpha is so heavily armed.In fan fiction the aliens eventually stopped coming,they apparently finally went extinct.Alternate use for the moonbase for waste disposal.
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2015 10:07 PM (KETbL) 71
Here is a movie this smart military blog has already picked apart - Rome Sweet Rome. Logistics will doom ya.
http://youtu.be/bF8eYjm6oNc Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 06, 2015 10:07 PM (2Kb1k) Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2015 10:08 PM (lHHyw) 73
Inframan!
Posted by: Edmund Burke's Shade at March 06, 2015 10:08 PM (cmBvC) 74
"Danger 5" is pretty awesome.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 06, 2015 10:08 PM (y52UC) 75
"We could at least cast it. Certainly the two most important roles:
1) Ed Straker. It has to be someone who can look and sound pissed off all the time, but not in a petulant SJW way, more in a snappy, irritated, I'm-all-that-stands-between-humanity-and-disaster way. He has to convey the idea that he has never heard of snark, and if he ever saw some, he would punch it without a moment to think about it. Not sure about this one. Today's actors are mostly too relaxed." Gary Oldman Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 06, 2015 10:08 PM (Wo9OY) 76
The robot in Short Circuit wasn't a killing machine unleashed on evil right wing indiustrialists.I have a feeling that Chappie is.Remember,this is from the idiot who made Elysium.
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2015 10:09 PM (KETbL) 77
True Science Fact: Pre-ONT is mostly for lubrication.
Posted by: Garrett at March 06, 2015 10:09 PM (TCxs6) 78
75 Gary Oldman
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 06, 2015 10:08 PM You just said that because he can do anything. But you're right, he could probably do this, too. Posted by: Splunge at March 06, 2015 10:10 PM (qyomX) 79
What UFO and Space 1999 have in common is Gerry Anderson. So I can see some trying to cobble a link. Wasn't there an episode where Moonbase Alpha was being attacked by the old Hawk space fighters?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 06, 2015 10:10 PM (2Kb1k) 80
Gary Oldman
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 06, 2015 10:08 PM Good call. If he was Straker I'd be much less cynical about a modern movie version. Posted by: otho at March 06, 2015 10:11 PM (tBSrv) 81
No Netflix here so I'll just have to be content with the trailer.
Posted by: freaked at March 06, 2015 10:11 PM (JdEZJ) 82
79 Pretty sure the tech was created by the same designers too.Yeah,the Hawks were cool and even the regular Eagles were armed.They also had those laser batteries and tanks.Perhaps to defend against the Soviets.
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2015 10:12 PM (KETbL) 83
Boobehs?
Posted by: Edmund Burke's Shade at March 06, 2015 10:12 PM (cmBvC) 84
Emma Stone in silver mylar mini-skirt and purple wig? Or Olivia Wilde?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 06, 2015 10:13 PM (2Kb1k) 85
ha ha, I watched that trailer 3 times. Mostly just to hear the guy say "I hit a Nahhhzi". But I think the whole thing is a hoot. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2015 10:13 PM (ODxAs) 86
Danger 5 needs to be a thing so i can watch it!
Posted by: SGT York at March 06, 2015 10:13 PM (rOq9/) 87
I think Alpha was originally designed for a third(?) season of UFO that never got made.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at March 06, 2015 10:13 PM (MkQKr) 88
This Danger 5 thing has the feel of that Tim Pawlenty promo vid that Ace did with some borderline crazy guy. Anyone remember that?
Posted by: L, Elle at March 06, 2015 10:14 PM (2x3L+) 89
84 Emma Stone in silver mylar mini-skirt and purple wig? Or Olivia Wilde?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 06, 2015 10:13 PM Fine choices. We're going to need a bigger moonbase. Posted by: Splunge at March 06, 2015 10:14 PM (qyomX) 90
Emma Stone in silver mylar mini-skirt and purple wig? Or Olivia Wilde?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 06, 2015 10:13 PM Stone could work. Posted by: otho at March 06, 2015 10:14 PM (tBSrv) 91
I just found out that Danger 5 totally IS a thing and I can watch it!
Posted by: SGT York at March 06, 2015 10:14 PM (rOq9/) 92
At least it looks more entertaining than "Space Station 76"
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2015 10:15 PM (lHHyw) 93
The fix is in. The ATF had M855 ammunition banned as far back as Jan 2015. Check out Pavlich at Town Hall.
Posted by: Mr. Fosi at March 06, 2015 10:15 PM (eBBLB) 94
I love me some Danger Five.
Posted by: hack at March 06, 2015 10:16 PM (pwovw) 95
There is no way Straker would be the same hard ass take no prisoners the mission is always first dude he is in the series. They would feel the need to "humanize" him and dull the sharper edges.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at March 06, 2015 10:17 PM (MkQKr) 96
Crap, ace, you know they'll watch this at Vox and think it's an authentic WWII documentary.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 06, 2015 10:17 PM (+XMAD) 97
"I believe in the Second Amendment. I will not take your shotgun away. I will not take your rifle away. I won't take your handgun away... But I am not going to take your guns away. So if you want to find an excuse not to vote for me, don't use that one because it just ain't true. It ain't true."
Barack Obama, 2008 "Did you notice I never said anything about ammunition?" Barack Obama to Valerie Jarrett, 2008 (private communication) Posted by: Splunge at March 06, 2015 10:18 PM (qyomX) 98
Except Danger 5's Lockheed L1049G Super Connie came out post war as the C-121. In WWII it was the C-69.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 06, 2015 10:19 PM (2Kb1k) 99
ONT
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2015 10:19 PM (FZqvP) 100
95 They'd make Straker a chick or a fag.Or maybe a black transgender.
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2015 10:19 PM (KETbL) 101
I don't know what #StatementNecklace means either.
Is it something I'd enjoy giving to Pres. Jen? Oh plz plz... Posted by: moronhorde minion at March 06, 2015 10:19 PM (cneZH) 102
It's live action thunderbirds on LSD
Posted by: Kreplach at March 06, 2015 10:20 PM (BJLGz) 103
At least it wasn't 50 minutes long like that Too Many Cooks crap that was posted a while back
Posted by: Kreplach at March 06, 2015 10:22 PM (BJLGz) 104
"I will not take your shotgun away. "
Although may I sign legislation to limit the types of shotguns you can buy. "I will not take your rifle away." Although I might find it convenient in a political way to sign legislation that bans the sale of military-style semi-autos, oversized magazines, and, treat said weapons just like full-autos under law. And flip-up thingies. But everything else is totes cool. For now. "I won't take your handgun away.." But I might sign legislation banning certain types of ammo and semi-auto handguns because they're all scary and shit. And "Saturday Night Specials." Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 06, 2015 10:25 PM (y52UC) 105
Danger 5 is not as good as Captiao Falcao: the Portuguese Fascist Super-Hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFbeDw-Wwmg Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2015 10:26 PM (t//F+) 106
So there I was, last Saturday, about five in the afternoon, pulling into my driveway after an unscheduled day at work putting the finishing touches on another Vac System. Inside the house....., Wife, kids, pets, home, weekend, (only partially interrupted)!
Couple hours later, call from the boss. I'm leaving first thing early the next morning for a lovely week in Ohio. I took one of the new guys with me, so we'd have a full crew, (I played driver). Barely there for 24 hours and New Guy was busted for trying to shoplift a wireless router from Walmart. After about an hour of fruitless negotiations with the security guy, (who hid his face from me the entire time), to settle the issue without the police.....up to offering to just buy the damn router, the cops arrive, and New Guy is marched out to the police car in cuffs. Boss not happy at hearing that news, New Guy fired immediately. Around midnight, we picked up Ex New Guy at the 'detention facility', and drove him to a motel his friends/family paid for. I made sure he had a few bucks for food, and we left him there. The weirdest part of that day was the Walmart security guy refusing to face me while we talked.....it was just.....weird. Yeah, I understand why, still really odd though. Oh.....if I haven't mentioned it yet, a week without internet. It sucked. (Company apartment, which apparently doesn't rate internet connectivity. It was kind of fun explaining to the boss today that I didn't finish the technical drawings and schematics because I had no internet). Lastly.....home again! Captain Moon, ignite that chicken casserole! Hoowah! Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 06, 2015 10:33 PM (0IhFx) 107
Danger 5 is a real thing, yes. It's an Australian comedy action show. Up until recently the whole first season was available on Hulu, but it's not there now... maybe something to do with the fact that they just finished up their second season.
It's worth it just to watch the Colonel berate Claire for no good reason: http://youtu.be/ykElO4ze1HU Posted by: Caiwyn at March 06, 2015 10:49 PM (YJTgb) 108
That TV show looks pretty cool, actually. At least as a trailer.
Posted by: Null at March 06, 2015 10:56 PM (xjpRj) 109
Danger 5 is awesome!
Posted by: MrX at March 06, 2015 11:58 PM (if9v9) 110
Beats any network comedy I have see this year.
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at March 07, 2015 12:29 AM (uPxUo) 111
I absolutely love Danger 5. It's not a Team America rip-off; it's an homage to the shows from the 60's like Man from Uncle or whatever (and yes, Thunderbirds a little bit). They make sure you can see the strings on all the little miniatures. Everybody smokes and drinks and drinks some more. They turn the action knob to 11, with explosions and gun battles in every episode, and with the heroes fighting dinosaurs and robots.
If you actually watch the show and don't love it, sit in a corner and think about what's wrong with you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVSbGBdSe0o Posted by: mr_jack at March 07, 2015 01:55 PM (M59SC) 112
I haven't seen Season 2 of Danger 5, but I am reliably informed that it really sucks horribly.
Season 1: comedy gold, go watch it right now. Season 2: avoid. Posted by: mr_jack at March 07, 2015 03:16 PM (M59SC) Posted by: HAL at March 07, 2015 04:37 PM (OmBeX) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0269 seconds. |
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