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Bob Shrum: "This is [just] a 'process' story"
Catherine Herridge: Internal State Cable Sent From Clinton's Office Forbade Personal Email Accounts, For Security Reasons

The "process" involved is "self-immolation."

Fox Exclusive: Clinton Internal Cable Forbids Use Personal Accounts

Fox News has exclusively obtained an internal 2011 State Department cable that shows Secretary of State Clinton’s office told employees not to use personal email for security reasons, while at the same time, HRC conducted all government business on a private account.

Sean Connery as "Malone:" Are we done, then? Is that all, then?

Politico: Politico, People Magazine For Ugly People (TM), finally gets on the board, reluctantly, with this inadvertently useful story: The State Department has had a "clear cut" directive since 2005 forbidding the "routine" (habitual) use of personal email for official business, and mandates that all such email (except for the occasional one) be done on official State email accounts, using State's secure servers.

But the 2005 policy was described as one of several "clear cut" directives the agency’s own inspector general relied on to criticize the conduct of a U.S. ambassador who in 2012 was faulted for using email outside of the department’s official system.

"It is the Department’s general policy that normal day-to-day operations be conducted on an authorized [Automated Information System], which has the proper level of security control to provide nonrepudiation, authentication and encryption, to ensure confidentiality, integrity, and availability of the resident information," the Department’s Foreign Affairs Manual states.

Spokespeople for the State Department and Clinton stressed earlier this week that the agency had "no prohibition" on the use of private e-mail for work purposes.

The most dangerous part of this for Her Worshipfulness is the fact that she knowingly, willfully endangered (and likely damaged) US security all due to her obsessive paranoia that she NEVER BE SUBJECT O PUBLIC CRITICISM, EVER, YOU PROLES.

She has always had this grasping, cloying Little Miss Can't Be Wrong dementia to her. She will break any law necessary to stop people from saying she's not a A+ student.


And that includes exposing her emails to Russia, China, and Iran, who would merely blackmail her privately over the emails, rather than criticizing her publicly.

This evil aged Tracy Flick must not be permitted the power of the presidency.


Posted by: Ace at 06:08 PM




Comments

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1 You've got mail.

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 05, 2015 06:09 PM (Gcu5R)

2 I want to know the exact number of people employed by Our Betters, the Feds, who had actual knowledge that Hillary! was using personal email for official work.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at March 05, 2015 06:10 PM (IrByp)

3 But Hillary didn't make the server so all is good.

Posted by: Jukin at March 05, 2015 06:10 PM (WGm5T)

4 My server runs on steam/.....and paste but mostly steam.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 05, 2015 06:11 PM (WGm5T)

5 The Enstompening is so bad I don't know where to post my inane comments.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 05, 2015 06:11 PM (MMC8r)

6 Do as I say......

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 05, 2015 06:12 PM (Gcu5R)

7 The Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy is Back, Baby!

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 05, 2015 06:12 PM (MMC8r)

8 LEAVE HILLARY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Milenial Woman at March 05, 2015 06:12 PM (WGm5T)

9 My hair is on fire.

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 05, 2015 06:12 PM (Gcu5R)

10 Reposted from stomped thread with apologies

As I've said since the beginning, forget about other bureaucrats knowing about this off domain email address, what about D and R elected officials?

She never emailed her buddy McCain from her not .gov email? She never emailed any R's that were investigating benghazi? She never emailed any D's that were covering for her?

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 05, 2015 06:12 PM (AkOaV)

11 Hillary wanted to be the only source of selling State Secrets.

She had to protect her product.

Posted by: wheatie at March 05, 2015 06:13 PM (7cGIw)

12 I built and wrote the code for Hillary's server.

Posted by: Brian Williams at March 05, 2015 06:13 PM (WGm5T)

13 Flaming skull???

I remember when that meant big trouble.

What's it mean now?

Posted by: Meremortal at March 05, 2015 06:13 PM (1Y+hH)

14
She never emailed her buddy McCain from her not .gov email?


McCain's too old to understand email, remember?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 05, 2015 06:13 PM (MMC8r)

15 Waste of a flaming skull, if you ask me.

Posted by: gh at March 05, 2015 06:13 PM (YlqSL)

16 I want Bubba's emails.

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 05, 2015 06:13 PM (Gcu5R)

17 still wont matter. She is on tape hypocritically calling out Bush admin officials for the same conduct. The media will cover for her and the populace is stupid by design.

This is a non-story manuafactured by the VRWC

Posted by: california red at March 05, 2015 06:13 PM (UyEG4)

18 Maybe she never CCed herself and never got the cable? I'll bet that's what happened.
Move it along, nothin to see here...

Posted by: tu3031 at March 05, 2015 06:14 PM (PXU5j)

19 I believe the media.

Posted by: Functionally Retarded Twentysomething at March 05, 2015 06:14 PM (lY1vf)

20 From lime pant suit to orange jump suit
Works for me

Posted by: Navycopjoe aka everyone's favorite democrat at March 05, 2015 06:14 PM (THkA0)

21 HAHAHAHAHA I AM FIREPROOF!

Oh, is that my vagina? Get it for me would you Huma, there's a dear...

Posted by: President Prolapse at March 05, 2015 06:14 PM (jOumW)

22 No controlling legal authority.


Who will prosecute Mrs. Clinton?

Nobody.

Posted by: Albert Gore, Jr. at March 05, 2015 06:14 PM (RFeQD)

23 Didn't Ace say he was going to vote for her in 2016 ?

Posted by: gh at March 05, 2015 06:14 PM (YlqSL)

24 My friends, we have nothing to be afraid of with Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State.

Posted by: John McCain, Card Carring Maverick at March 05, 2015 06:14 PM (WGm5T)

25 Maybe this whole time Hillary was actually a Confidential Informant for the FBI, trying to catch illegal email users, and so its all OK. Just like Al Sharpton.

Posted by: MTF, Bring On the Art. 5 Convention! at March 05, 2015 06:14 PM (FCsIb)

26 You've got mail! Yaaaaaaaay!!!

You've got mail! You've got mail! You like email! Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

Posted by: Special Ed, Hillary's IT manager at March 05, 2015 06:15 PM (iD3/d)

27 What difference does this make, really?

Posted by: Shrillary at March 05, 2015 06:15 PM (ewj6N)

28 We need a flaming walker.

In a cage.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 05, 2015 06:15 PM (1Y+hH)

29 Fox News has exclusively obtained an internal 2011 State Department cable that shows Secretary of State Clinton's office told employees not to use personal email for security reasons, while at the same time, HRC conducted all government business on a private account.

It's Good To Be The Queen.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 05, 2015 06:15 PM (MMC8r)

30 Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 05, 2015 06:13 PM (MMC8r)

Yeah, probably true.

But his STAFFERS who open and print his emails for him never noticed?

>

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 05, 2015 06:16 PM (AkOaV)

31 "Do as I say, not as I do."

Posted by: Queen Hillary at March 05, 2015 06:16 PM (DXzRD)

32 10 reasons why breaking the law is good for America...if it is done by a democrat.

Posted by: Matt Yglesias at March 05, 2015 06:16 PM (WGm5T)

33 They all suck: TFG, Hillary, Jebby (spit!), most Senators (especially McCain)...

Posted by: MTF, Bring On the Art. 5 Convention! at March 05, 2015 06:16 PM (FCsIb)

34 ...Or is it actually the case that EVERYONE in DC uses off domain email addresses to do their dirty work?

How many others have been caught doing this in the O admin? At least one (the one who used a dudes name on the domain, but with a fake name)

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 05, 2015 06:16 PM (AkOaV)

35 Has she blamed Israel yet?
Cause you know....joooooooos

Posted by: Navycopjoe aka everyone's favorite democrat at March 05, 2015 06:16 PM (THkA0)

36 Bob Shrum.

Don't you just get tired, at one point, of the same lying jackasses out there year after year, peddling the same ugly bullshit?

I await James Carville's definitive statement on this subject.

'thud'

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after 5 pm at March 05, 2015 06:17 PM (RFeQD)

37 Yeah, but I didn't say "me". Rules are for the little people.

Posted by: Hillary! at March 05, 2015 06:17 PM (PXU5j)

38
Example of microhate or pseudorape or genderdiscriminationor somesuch

Posted by: meh at March 05, 2015 06:17 PM (ewj6N)

39 Did she keep the server under her bed?

Posted by: Jean at March 05, 2015 06:17 PM (ztOda)

40 so rapey

Posted by: Yip at March 05, 2015 06:17 PM (84SRe)

41 Warming my cold heart from the heat given off by Ace's flaming skull.

Posted by: Y-not at March 05, 2015 06:17 PM (9BRsg)

42 This bitch is going to prison........NOT!

Posted by: Soona at March 05, 2015 06:17 PM (lhUpX)

43 I wonder if Hillary noticed her internet provider is a Russian front company with offices in Tehran and Beijing.

Posted by: MTF, Bring On the Art. 5 Convention! at March 05, 2015 06:18 PM (FCsIb)

44 She e- composted the shit.

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 05, 2015 06:18 PM (Gcu5R)

45 I didn't do nothing.
Nobody saw me.
It isn't my fault.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 05, 2015 06:18 PM (WGm5T)

46 So....is Clinton really gonna be brought down by hypocrisy?

I hope so, but that rarely applies to Dems.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2015 06:18 PM (lHHyw)

47 "Posted by: Queen Hillary "


I was kinda getting tired of King Barack's tone anyway. Maybe the new Queen will be delightfully refreshing

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 05, 2015 06:18 PM (LA7Cm)

48 @34 ... but she used off domain email for all her work ...

never mind

Posted by: gh at March 05, 2015 06:18 PM (YlqSL)

49 The level of mendacity, prevarication, dissembling and Surreptitiousity deployed by our betters in government and the media is breathtaking.

It's high past time we on the conservative side rip a page from the communist playbook and engage in a little direct action.

We had better start getting organized and mobilized or its all gonna be gone.

Not just gone, gone-gone!

Posted by: Kreplach at March 05, 2015 06:19 PM (BJLGz)

50 @25- MTF

Stop. Helping. Them.

Posted by: Your New World Order betters at March 05, 2015 06:19 PM (g1guD)

51 Dear Madam Secretary,

Give me one legitimate reason not to use the official email.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 05, 2015 06:19 PM (MMC8r)

52 I wonder if Hillary noticed her internet provider is a Russian front company with offices in Tehran and Beijing.
Posted by: MTF, Bring On the Art.


Coincidence? But after all, she is ONE of the smartest women in America.

'thud'

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after 5 pm at March 05, 2015 06:19 PM (RFeQD)

53 Well, as far as damage control, she never accomplished anything as SecState, so at least we got that going for us.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 05, 2015 06:19 PM (PXU5j)

54 We're gonna need more bad ass poetry from the ancients if we are going to mock appropriately.

Posted by: Opie Smalls at March 05, 2015 06:19 PM (2SG0/)

55 How long before the Feminists start bouncing out a meme that men are picking on Hillary because men always try to assert tech dominance. Its the patriarchy!

Posted by: MTF, Bring On the Art. 5 Convention! at March 05, 2015 06:19 PM (FCsIb)

56 "I wonder if Hillary noticed her internet provider is a Russian front company with offices in Tehran and Beijing."


Noticed?



PPPPFFFTTTTTT!

Posted by: H. Clinton at March 05, 2015 06:19 PM (LA7Cm)

57 >>>I await James Carville's definitive statement on this subject.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after 5 pm at March 05, 2015 06:17 PM (RFeQD)<<<
This is just like dragging a classified email through an unsecured server farm.

Posted by: James "50 Shades of Ugly" Carville at March 05, 2015 06:20 PM (iD3/d)

58 On a side note: Whoever has been leaking this story seems to be following the Breitbart method of leaking just enough info to get a response (knowing what the initial response will be), and then ---wham!--- this little memo comes along and destroys all prior explanations.

Well-played, Hillary hater, well-played.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2015 06:20 PM (lHHyw)

59 I must say, while the Hillary implosion is entertaining, there is a certain element of orchestration to this as well. So at the same time I am enjoying it, I feel like it is being served to me on a silver platter by those whose end goal I am pretty sure I am going to hate.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 05, 2015 06:20 PM (wt/Oq)

60 You wanna know how to get Hillary? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He
sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.
*That's* the *Chicago* way! And that's how you get Hillary. Now do you
want to do that? Are you ready to do that? I'm offering you a deal. Do
you want this deal?

Posted by: Malone at March 05, 2015 06:20 PM (wlDny)

61 Since Ace is now a democrat would Shrillary anoint him Sir Ace of Spades, Prince of Ewoks?

Posted by: Navycopjoe aka everyone's favorite democrat at March 05, 2015 06:20 PM (THkA0)

62 I can't wait to see how Tea Leoni deals with this on that stupid fuckin show of her's.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 05, 2015 06:20 PM (PXU5j)

63 Crap, forgot to change the...

Posted by: sock at March 05, 2015 06:20 PM (g1guD)

64 Hello Friend. My uncle in Nigeria just died leaving 20'million dollars in bank here. I'm need your help in freeing his assets. I can send you........

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 05, 2015 06:20 PM (Gcu5R)

65 President Prolapse?
Heh.

I see you baby. Dragging that ass, dragging that ass, dragging that ass.


http://youtu.be/ZMW4siJUvCU?t=49s

Posted by: wheatie at March 05, 2015 06:21 PM (7cGIw)

66 A better use of the skull would be the Government lawyers just mentioning, in passing... heh, uh, we kinda already started the DACCA illegal immigration stuff back in Nov, over 100K already processes... and yeah, kinda in direct contradiction of our testimony over a month ago.... sry..

Posted by: Yip at March 05, 2015 06:21 PM (84SRe)

67 Vast Right Wing Conspiracy... BOOOOOSH... NIXON... Racist homophobes...

Posted by: Hillary Rodham at March 05, 2015 06:21 PM (LoIJo)

68 Cankles is vindictive.

The ones doing this to her will face her wrath.

A little mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBYjZTdrJlA

Posted by: The Popcorn Hat at March 05, 2015 06:21 PM (0Ew3K)

69 Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 05, 2015 06:20 PM (wt/Oq)

Oh yeah, I'm very suspicious of this entire situation.

This latest revelation makes me think that maybe it's not Hillarys people trying to get out in front of a story.

Maybe its... gulp ... Joe Bidens op research team?

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 05, 2015 06:22 PM (AkOaV)

70 Are you ready to buy now people???????

Posted by: Pitchfork and Torch Manufacturing Association at March 05, 2015 06:22 PM (LoIJo)

71 >>Don't you just get tired, at one point, of the same lying jackasses out there year after year, peddling the same ugly bullshit?


Sadly, tools like Shrum are paid handsomely for what they do. Shrum has got to be one of the most successful (income-wise) political consultants who has never won a big election for his clients.

Kinda amazing what he's been able to pull off.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2015 06:22 PM (lHHyw)

72 >>>> Bob Shrum.
Don't you just get tired, at one point, of the same lying jackasses out there year after year, peddling the same ugly bullshit?
I await James Carville's definitive statement on this subject.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after 5 pm at March 05, 2015 06:17 PM (RFeQD)

I know. I know. We will never be rid of these people. They appear to be immortal.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 05, 2015 06:22 PM (2x3L+)

73 You gotta admit, though - she's pretty Badass to do this.

Posted by: shredded chi at March 05, 2015 06:22 PM (zc45R)

74 Jen Psaki-Psak must feel disoriented, going from State to the WH and into Hillary-Hate full bore.

Posted by: MTF, Bring On the Art. 5 Convention! at March 05, 2015 06:22 PM (FCsIb)

75 Hillary is what you get when you drag a ten dollar bill around the governor's mansion in Little Rock.

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 05, 2015 06:22 PM (Gcu5R)

76 by the way ace, can we bring back the Blagovitch version of the flaming skull?

Maybe use it if Rahm loses or something?

It always made me laugh.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 05, 2015 06:22 PM (AkOaV)

77 If nothing comes of this, I'm having my husband retire from the military and withdrawing as much as I can from society. This is bullshit.

Posted by: no good deed at March 05, 2015 06:23 PM (ZKGnj)

78 As President, ALL of my presidency will be public. ALL OF IT!

Posted by: President Prolapse at March 05, 2015 06:23 PM (jOumW)

79 MSM: But what about Jeb? And I have a personal e-mail, so what's the big deal? And she turned over EVERYTHING....what are you bitching about?

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 05, 2015 06:23 PM (JoIcn)

80 Maybe its... gulp ... Joe Bidens op research team?
Posted by: mynewhandle

There's only room for one bitch in this town girlfriend.

Posted by: Queen Barry I at March 05, 2015 06:23 PM (GuwT9)

81 I can't wait to see how Tea Leoni deals with this on that stupid fuckin show of her's.
Posted by: tu3031

What? That smash hit is still on the air? Does anybody watch that New Smash Hit?

Tea Leoni. I'd hit it.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after 5 pm at March 05, 2015 06:23 PM (RFeQD)

82
It's either the party, a potential candidate or both. Hilary is far from the unbeatable candidate the MFM and she pretends to be.

They want her out now instead of being destroyed in the general election, MFM interference notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2015 06:23 PM (CMkNk)

83 The Flaming Skull!!!

Question though: If Walker wins in 2016, how will we know the difference between an emergency and a Skulltaker bulletin??

Posted by: jmel at March 05, 2015 06:23 PM (9ads2)

84 HOW me long for white man to play 'Hail to the Chief'... Many thanks O one of massive cankles

Posted by: Liawatha at March 05, 2015 06:23 PM (LoIJo)

85 Joe Biden's black ops! heheheee.. I'm laughing here

Posted by: Yip at March 05, 2015 06:23 PM (84SRe)

86 I wanna see Lindsey ask the AG aspirant if this requires a Special Counsel.

Posted by: Jean at March 05, 2015 06:24 PM (ztOda)

87 The one is behind this. President Fauxcahontas is a lock.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 05, 2015 06:24 PM (UZBFV)

88 >>This is just like dragging a classified email through an unsecured server farm.


And then stuffing in your undies to smuggle it out.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2015 06:24 PM (lHHyw)

89 Hillary more than enabled Bill Clinton's personal war on women. For a time in the White House she was in charge of investigating and harassing the women who said they were abused by her husband. She knew the women were telling the truth. The same way she knew the truth when on the Today Show she blamed the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy for the rumors about Monica Lewinsky.

Christopher Hitchens, who was a hard leftist on everything except the Iraq war, concluded that Bill Clinton was guilty of raping Juanita Broaddrick.

A chapter in Hitchens' book NO ONE LEFT TO LIE TO http://tinyurl.com/n658qx2 is titled IS THERE A RAPIST IN THE OVAL OFFICE?

Hitchens concludes the chapter this way:

"What are the chances that three socially and personally respectable women, all three of them political supporters of Mr. Clinton and none of them known to each other, would confect or invent almost identical experience which they did not desire to make public. And how possible would it be for a network of anti-Clinton rumor-mongers to create, let alone ventilate, such a coincidence? The odds that any of these ladies is lying seem to me to approach zero; their reasons for reticence are all perfectly intelligible."

After covering up for her husband, harassing the women he abused, Hillary is just as guilty as he is.

Posted by: Hepcat at March 05, 2015 06:24 PM (IeR2g)

90 Posted by: jmel at March 05, 2015 06:23 PM (9ads2)


There's the Flaming Skull...


Then there's


The Flaming Throne of Skulls.

Posted by: Country Singer at March 05, 2015 06:24 PM (nL0sw)

91 Joe Biden's black ops! heheheee.. I'm laughing here


Look for the smoking crayon...

Posted by: Deep Throat at March 05, 2015 06:25 PM (8ZskC)

92 62 I can't wait to see how Tea Leoni deals with this on that stupid fuckin show of her's.

Is that show really supposed to make us think that Tea Leoni = Hillary?
I mean...really?

Because its delusional to think thatTea Leoni looks anything like Hillary.

Posted by: wheatie at March 05, 2015 06:25 PM (7cGIw)

93 This presidential campaign is fun so far. Hope it ends well! I wonder if the Hillary haters have any info on Jebster that might be worth hearing...

Posted by: MTF, Bring On the Art. 5 Convention! at March 05, 2015 06:25 PM (FCsIb)

94 "who would merely blackmail her privately over the emails"

I thought the problem was that they were donating to her.

Posted by: gh at March 05, 2015 06:25 PM (YlqSL)

95 Suck it cankles

Posted by: Dick Nixon at March 05, 2015 06:25 PM (LoIJo)

96 Hillary more than enabled Bill Clinton's personal war on women. For a time in the White House she was in charge of investigating and harassing the women who said they were abused by her husband. She knew the women were telling the truth.


Feh. This is the woman who chuckled about successfully defending a child rapist.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2015 06:26 PM (8ZskC)

97
Very long alternate poat title:

Clinton Just Exhumed Chris Stevens' Casket, Stood Next To It, And Vowed To Get The People Who Were Behind These Emails

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 05, 2015 06:26 PM (NitOS)

98 Does this mean I can haz my car keys back?

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at March 05, 2015 06:26 PM (UZBFV)

99 Bill covers for me, I cover for him... thats marriage you know...

Posted by: President Prolapse at March 05, 2015 06:26 PM (jOumW)

100 You've got blackmail!

Posted by: Hepcat at March 05, 2015 06:26 PM (IeR2g)

101 91 Look for the smoking crayon...
Posted by: Deep Throat at March 05, 2015 06:25 PM (8ZskC)


Or the choo-choo. I love choo-choos!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2015 06:26 PM (CMkNk)

102 I never considered it before this post, but it is entirely possible that Hillary sent an email to somebody in the Russian government at some point in time, they saw it was a private server, and they literally exploded in the world's largest orgasm before reporting to Putin that the Hillary's backdoor was unlocked.

Posted by: BSKB at March 05, 2015 06:27 PM (whPuR)

103 100 You've got blackmail!
Posted by: Hepcat at March 05, 2015 06:26 PM (IeR2g)


Thread winner.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2015 06:27 PM (CMkNk)

104 Even I wasn't that stupid.

Posted by: Sandy Berger's Pants at March 05, 2015 06:27 PM (ewj6N)

105 Big fucking deal.

She could shiv our Korean ambassador and the mainstream media would still line up to kiss her ass.

This is a two day story.

Posted by: boniface ballers at March 05, 2015 06:27 PM (m/Gc2)

106 Excuse me Ms. Clinton, this computer won't fit in my pants...

[@#%$$^ #$%@#%$ @#$@#$@#]

Excuse me, I don't think it's physically possible to stick it up there...

Posted by: Sandy Berger at March 05, 2015 06:27 PM (LoIJo)

107 >>"who would merely blackmail her privately over the emails"

In all honesty, I think Hillary has been compromised for years via her special relationship w/Muslim Brotherhood-connected Huma Abedin.
And yes, Huma had one of Clinton's special private email accounts, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2015 06:28 PM (lHHyw)

Posted by: shhhhh at March 05, 2015 06:28 PM (g1guD)

109 Maybe Hillary should give a "you wont have Hillary to kick around anymore" speech and go home to....wherever home is. Where is home anyway? I mean, I know her server lives in Chappaqua, but where would she go?

Posted by: MTF, Bring On the Art. 5 Convention! at March 05, 2015 06:28 PM (FCsIb)

110 Reading the link to Fox above, Trey Gowdy knew about this last August.

Didn't reveal it yet.

Wouldn't be prudent.....at this juncture.

Still gathering evidence.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after 5 pm at March 05, 2015 06:28 PM (RFeQD)

111 I don't use private accounts for my secret email correspondence.

I use Pony Express.

Posted by: Secretariat of State John Kerry at March 05, 2015 06:28 PM (iD3/d)

112 they saw it was a private server, and they literally exploded in the world's largest orgasm before reporting to Putin that the Hillary's backdoor was unlocked.


No, it's been locked tight since college.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 05, 2015 06:28 PM (8ZskC)

113 How many days before a State Department lackey takes a late night stroll through Fort Marcy Park???

Posted by: Vince Foster at March 05, 2015 06:28 PM (LoIJo)

114 the Hillary's backdoor was unlocked.

*retch*

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 05, 2015 06:28 PM (MMC8r)

115 So is it Lizzie or O'malley the Dems want?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 05, 2015 06:29 PM (Bn6aD)

116 Cherokee People, Cherokee Pride.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at March 05, 2015 06:29 PM (UZBFV)

117 So, is Ace still a Democrat today?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after 5 pm at March 05, 2015 06:29 PM (RFeQD)

118 Hilary is just so damn smart.

Posted by: Hepcat at March 05, 2015 06:29 PM (IeR2g)

119 I wonder if Hillary noticed her internet provider is a Russian front company with offices in Tehran and Beijing.

Well, the democrat party is just a front for America's enemies, so I'm going with 'yes'.

Posted by: Methos at March 05, 2015 06:29 PM (A6vWB)

120 111 I use Pony Express.
Posted by: Secretariat of State John Kerry at March 05, 2015 06:28 PM (iD3/d)


Heh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2015 06:29 PM (CMkNk)

121

*** unavailable for comment ***

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at March 05, 2015 06:29 PM (LoIJo)

122 I never saw that memo. I was on my own network, fercrissakes! How could I have possibly read that?!

So, clearly, I'm innocent of all charges falsely made by the Vast Rightwing Conspiracy.

Posted by: Hillary! at March 05, 2015 06:29 PM (1CroS)

123 Too bad V'GER can't pattern the carbon-based units infesting the State Department.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 05, 2015 06:29 PM (2Kb1k)

124 Ha, this Edward Snowden chelovek is the perfect cover for all of the intel we actually took from Hillary Clinton. Hmm, I think I'll invade Ukraine now, da!

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at March 05, 2015 06:29 PM (ZKGnj)

125 Flaming Skull Bitchezzzzz

we're not dead yet

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 05, 2015 06:29 PM (7RXcs)

126 Flynn was Obama's Director of DIA -- the highest ranking intel military officer in the US.

He basically just said Obama was lying in 2012 when he said Al Qaeda was on the run. He said none of the intel showed that and that was the opposite of the intel he was sharing with Obama.

Stephen Hayes @stephenfhayes 6m6 minutes ago
LG Flynn tells @BretBaier that the intelligence didn't support WH/Obama campaign 2012 claims that al Qaeda was on the path to defeat.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 05, 2015 06:30 PM (ZPrif)

127 Let's remember that her husband got re-elected by selling secrets to the Chinese.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 05, 2015 06:30 PM (MMC8r)

128 If this nothing else, at least it might pull some talent off the benches to challenge her.

My fear a super nasty Republican primary while Hillary gets to fly around and pick up checks.

Some might say that makes her weak and our side stronger, but I don't really buy that. I don't think Romney was stronger having to spend hundreds of millions beating joke candidates.

Posted by: McAdams at March 05, 2015 06:30 PM (wsnqe)

129 So which political hack helpfully provided this memo to Fox? One of Obama's goons, or one of John Kerry's?

Somebody wants Hillary gone.

Who could it be?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 05, 2015 06:30 PM (lmdHn)

130 Hillary's backdoor was unlocked.
Posted by: BSKB at March 05, 2015 06:27 PM (whPuR)

What the HELL is wrong with you?

Why would you phrase something that way?!?

For fucks sake

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 05, 2015 06:30 PM (AkOaV)

131 Hillary's backdoor was unlocked.
Posted by: BSKB at March 05, 2015 06:27 PM (whPuR)

What the HELL is wrong with you?

Why would you phrase something that way?!?

For fucks sake

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 05, 2015 06:30 PM (AkOaV)

132 115 So is it Lizzie or O'malley the Dems want?
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 05, 2015 06:29 PM (Bn6aD)


If we can get Ralph Nader to go independent, maybe - maybe - we have a shot.

And that will mean . . . absolutely fuck-all.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2015 06:30 PM (CMkNk)

133 Flaming Skull!
Flaming Skull!
Flaming Skull!

This story has legs! even rabid Dems like Mr. O'spades are breaking out the skullz!!!!

Posted by: JDub at March 05, 2015 06:30 PM (X3xYu)

134 For Security Reasons

Well, they did seem to know where I was...

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at March 05, 2015 06:30 PM (FcR7P)

135 If 22lr wasn't on short supply, the tech staffers at the Clinton Foundation would be scared shitless right now.

Posted by: Jean at March 05, 2015 06:31 PM (ztOda)

136 Well, the democrat party is just a front for America's enemies, so I'm going with 'yes'.
Posted by: Methos


Treason doth never prosper: what's the reason? Why if it prosper, none dare call it treason.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after 5 pm at March 05, 2015 06:31 PM (RFeQD)

137 Has she tried to walker this back yet?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 05, 2015 06:31 PM (UZBFV)

138 You know Huma, since the KGB recruited me on that trip to Moscow to be Bill's mind controller, my life has been shit.

Posted by: President Prolapse at March 05, 2015 06:31 PM (jOumW)

139 Ooooh, a Flaming Skull!

But for this particular story, shouldn't it be a Flaming Ass?

Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2015 06:31 PM (K4YiS)

140 Hooray! A flaming skull! This shit's getting deeperer and deeperer, although I think anybody who thinks this will finish The Cankled One off, including me, are probly indulging in wishful thinking.

Posted by: Theresa D at March 05, 2015 06:31 PM (Ez5Cr)

141 Flaming skull???

I remember when that meant big trouble.

What's it mean now?

Posted by: Meremortal at March 05, 2015 06:13 PM (1Y+hH)


In this particular case, it means in about 4 years we are all going to be graced with a State Funeral of Biblical Proportions as President Hillary Clinton finally shuffles off the mortal coil, having succumbed, at last [sniff], to the syphilis she caught from Wild Bill the night they made Chelsea.

Other than that, not a mother-fucking thing.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 05, 2015 06:31 PM (72D6h)

142 I still don't get how they got her password. Which was, "password".

Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2015 06:31 PM (FcR7P)

143 Too bad V'GER can't pattern the carbon-based units infesting the State Department.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 05, 2015 06:29 PM (2Kb1k)


I have some standards...

Posted by: V'GER at March 05, 2015 06:32 PM (0Ew3K)

144 All we found at the scene was this worn-down tennis ball.

Posted by: The FBI at March 05, 2015 06:32 PM (8ZskC)

145 Until this Administration, the military could not access Facebook from their work computers.

Does that tell you how much they care about security.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 05, 2015 06:32 PM (2Kb1k)

146 139 Ooooh, a Flaming Skull!

But for this particular story, shouldn't it be a Flaming Ass?
Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2015 06:31 PM (K4YiS)


With Blago's toupee and Lizzie's headdress.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2015 06:32 PM (CMkNk)

147 Harf has beenbusy in the press briefings saying everyone has a private email and there are no restrictions and there is a totally seperate system for classified . Harf also said that Secretariat is the first SoS to totally use state.gov as his only email. Sounds to me like Kerry maybe making a run for the roses.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2015 06:32 PM (tOmRZ)

148 Nader/Bloomberg 2016 on the democrat line

Posted by: Opie Smalls at March 05, 2015 06:32 PM (2SG0/)

149 So you're saying they have porn collection now...

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at March 05, 2015 06:33 PM (LoIJo)

150
@102
for the love of god never use orgasm and hillary's back door unlocked in the same post ever again

Posted by: kj at March 05, 2015 06:33 PM (lKyWE)

151 ProTip:

Hillary Clinton is in possession of, at this very moment, in her home in Chappaqua, New York an unsecured, unencrypted email server, which contains tens of thousands of emails, with attachments of Top Secret documents containing our nation's most vital State Department secrets.

This email server hasn't been destroyed. She's still using it. She's still in possession of this top secret material and communications, in her email server.

It's behind an unpatched consumer-level NetGear firewall with numerous security holes that make accessing that server a trivial exercise for even the most inexperienced script kiddie.

This is, of course, a felony. It's a federal crime, one to which the head of the CIA, no less, is about to be sentenced for.

Why is the FBI not investigating Bill and Hillary Clinton?

Posted by: someguy at March 05, 2015 06:33 PM (3z91g)

152 It's pretty much a given that the witch would be one of the few Presidents that lose their minds once in power. She's done nothing since the 1960s but try to place herself in a perceived position where she would never have to answer to anyone for anything. She is more of a danger to the Country than Barky. He has just set the fascist stage.

Posted by: New Phone at March 05, 2015 06:33 PM (j+CTT)

153
These days, a flaming skull is like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2015 06:33 PM (CMkNk)

154 I feel sorry for Huma Abedin.

There was no need for her to infiltrate the State Department for the Muslim Brotherhood. Hillary's emails were easily hacked.

Huma fucked Anthony Weiner for nothing. Nothing.

Posted by: Hepcat at March 05, 2015 06:33 PM (IeR2g)

155 Flynn was Obama's Director of DIA -- the highest ranking intel military officer in the US.

He basically just said Obama was lying in 2012 when he said Al Qaeda was on the run. He said none of the intel showed that and that was the opposite of the intel he was sharing with Obama.

Stephen Hayes @stephenfhayes 6m6 minutes ago
LG Flynn tells @BretBaier that the intelligence didn't support WH/Obama campaign 2012 claims that al Qaeda was on the path to defeat.
Posted by: Costanza Defense

Treason doth never prosper: what's the reason? Why if it prosper, none dare call it treason.

It got Obama re-elected. What's your problem?

Posted by: Albert Gore, Jr. at March 05, 2015 06:33 PM (RFeQD)

156 Why I don't think any political solution to our problems exists...

Do criminal syndicates and rogue governments (repeat myself, etc) ever just one day up and say, "Ok, guys we've had enough, sorry to all ya'll we hurt,. It's just, ya know, business, so we'll go on our way. No hard feelings..."?

They do not. Someone eventually has to stop them.

Posted by: East Bay KG at March 05, 2015 06:33 PM (GS9cy)

157 "Let's remember that her husband got re-elected by selling secrets to the Chinese."



She's been around it so much that it doesn't mean anything to her. Never a consequence or serious question.

Posted by: H. Clinton at March 05, 2015 06:34 PM (LA7Cm)

158 I wonder if any of these E-Mails involve Ambassador Stephens Back Door?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 05, 2015 06:34 PM (UZBFV)

159 How do you like them apples Hillary?

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at March 05, 2015 06:34 PM (LoIJo)

160 Stephen Hayes @stephenfhayes 6m6 minutes ago
LG Flynn tells @BretBaier that the intelligence didn't support WH/Obama campaign 2012 claims that al Qaeda was on the path to defeat.
____________________

Unfortunately, it didn't matter what the intelligence agencies were saying privately.

What mattered was what the MSM was telling the public. And they were dutifully repeating all the Obama campaign talking points as if they were actual facts.

That's the real problem. The media/Hollywood/tech (google, FB, etc.) complex is the Democratic party's PR arm.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 05, 2015 06:34 PM (lmdHn)

161 Why is the FBI not investigating Bill and Hillary Clinton?

Because the FBI exists to burn up women and children and protect the powers that be, of course.

Posted by: Methos at March 05, 2015 06:35 PM (A6vWB)

162 The people want to back the strong horse.

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at March 05, 2015 06:35 PM (UZBFV)

163 87 The one is behind this. President Fauxcahontas is a lock.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 05, 2015 06:24 PM (UZBFV)


I fully expect our Republican Congress to get involved, so I wouldn't be so sure of that.

Posted by: jwb7605 at March 05, 2015 06:35 PM (ZALPg)

164
Let's not forget, the EPA and probably every other part of this administration has been and still is using private e-mails to conduct official business.

Hilary is just standard operating procedure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2015 06:35 PM (CMkNk)

165 Somebody wants Hillary gone.

Who could it be?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer


Colonel Mustard
In the library
with the candlestick

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after 5 pm at March 05, 2015 06:36 PM (RFeQD)

166 Does this mean Ace is still voting Dem?

Posted by: Golfman - We Have No Hill at March 05, 2015 06:36 PM (wVWRM)

167 Why is the FBI not investigating Bill and Hillary Clinton?

The Truth is out there, but I got a pension to think about.

Posted by: Fox Mulder at March 05, 2015 06:36 PM (GuwT9)

168 Wait until they get a gander of all her receipts from adameve.com

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at March 05, 2015 06:36 PM (LoIJo)

169 154 Huma fucked Anthony Weiner for nothing. Nothing.
Posted by: Hepcat at March 05, 2015 06:33 PM (IeR2g)


Joo cooties in a Qatari cooter! Off the roof with her, quick!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2015 06:37 PM (CMkNk)

170 163 87 The one is behind this. President Fauxcahontas is a lock.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 05, 2015 06:24 PM (UZBFV)


If that's the case and Hill knows it She would unleash all She has on obama.....

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 05, 2015 06:37 PM (Bn6aD)

171 Barry Davis with a golf club in the Green Room?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 05, 2015 06:37 PM (UZBFV)

172 Huma, get the next round of leaks set to go, gotta get these decks scrubbed...

Posted by: President Prolapse at March 05, 2015 06:37 PM (jOumW)

173 Late Wednesday, Clinton responded to the issue for the first time
tweeting, 'I want the public to see my e-mail. I asked State to release
them. They said they will review them for release as soon as possible."

Wow, how transparent of her.

To provide a single response to these allegations of her breaking the law via twitter. But refuses to actually answer any direct questions. Transparency!

And now she wants the emails released? You mean the subset you deigned to provide the government over 1 year *after* you left office - the selection you've put together that you are confident will indicate you've done everything above board? Wow, such transparency!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2015 06:37 PM (lHHyw)

174 Harrison Ford crashed one of his planes on a golf course.He is injured.

Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2015 06:37 PM (KETbL)

175 I'm still confused exactly how this news broke.

NYT is first media who reported it, right?

Who told NYT?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 05, 2015 06:37 PM (ZPrif)

176 I fully expect our Republican Congress to get involved, so I wouldn't be so sure of that.
Posted by: jwb7605


What? We have a Republican Congress? When did that happen?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after 5 pm at March 05, 2015 06:37 PM (RFeQD)

177 Thought it was Ms. Humna
In the pantry
with a roller-pin

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 05, 2015 06:37 PM (2Kb1k)

178 @151 WTF? They have not done anything about it at all? This has been in the news for 3 days already.

Posted by: gh at March 05, 2015 06:37 PM (YlqSL)

179 ...so you see, you commie russky red chinese islamic terrorist bastards, it was a clever trap thought up by me that you all fell into and the nation is safer than it ever was before! Take them all away, J. Edgar!
I need a drink..

Posted by: Tea Leoni: Madam Secretary at March 05, 2015 06:38 PM (PXU5j)

180 What this calls for are more and more congressional hearings.

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 05, 2015 06:39 PM (Gcu5R)

181 >>Huma fucked Anthony Weiner for nothing. Nothing.


Well, if he hadn't been tweeting his dick pics he had full Clinton support behind him to be the next Mayor of NYC, and who knows what after that.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2015 06:39 PM (lHHyw)

182 JFK Jr and I almost got a flying buddy???

Posted by: John Denver at March 05, 2015 06:39 PM (LoIJo)

183 Prosecutorial Discretion. Obama has it.
Leading the mob from behind.
Let the mob take the blame for the lynchin'

Posted by: Opie Smalls at March 05, 2015 06:40 PM (2SG0/)

184 "Maybe Hillary should give a 'you wont have Hillary to kick around anymore' speech and go home to....wherever home is."

Noooooooooooo.

Remember, the famous "you won't have Nixon to kick around any longer" speech was an eventual prelude to one of the most amazing political comebacks in history, and two Presidential victories.

"Where is home anyway? I mean, I know her server lives in Chappaqua, but where would she go?"

The Saudis took in Idi Amin. Surely they can find a nice villa in the Riyadh suburbs for Canquelles.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 05, 2015 06:40 PM (noWW6)

185 He should find a a good copilot.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 05, 2015 06:40 PM (UZBFV)

186 She's got health issues that are unexplained.

She's got ethics issues going back to the 1970s-- Whitewater, ChinaGate, MonicaGate, and too many more to even remember much less list.

She's been an utter failure in every job she's had. No achievements.

And she would have given us the ObamaCare Debacle 20 years earlier.

What, pray tell, is the reason to vote FOR her?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 05, 2015 06:41 PM (MMC8r)

187 I bet a lot of the emails read like the transcript of a Mafia phone conversation:

"You know that guy ... no, that guy, that other guy? You know, the one who did that thing, you know the thing back then, to that other guy? Remember that? The one at that place? You know, the place we talked about? Yeah, that place."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 05, 2015 06:41 PM (oKE6c)

188 The skull!

Let Scott Walker take all the skulls ever


Even Hillarys.

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 05, 2015 06:41 PM (zOTsN)

189 She can only be stopped by her side.

You and I can do nothing.

Posted by: trainer at March 05, 2015 06:41 PM (7EbAY)

190 >>The Saudis took in Idi Amin. Surely they can find a nice villa in the Riyadh suburbs for Canquelles.


And a closet full of burqas big enough to cover her fat ass.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2015 06:41 PM (lHHyw)

191 "Harrison Ford crashed one of his planes on a golf course."

A golf course, you say.

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Posted by: torquewrench at March 05, 2015 06:41 PM (noWW6)

192 Ford,who wants you all to be "green",is known to hop in his jet to go In and Out Burger.

Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2015 06:42 PM (KETbL)

193 With her love of the Mao jacket, Cankles will fit in nicely in China

Posted by: Dick Nixon at March 05, 2015 06:42 PM (LoIJo)

194 What this calls for are more and more congressional hearings.
Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts

Well Gentlemen, we have to do something to protect our phoney - baloney jobs here.

Posted by: Speaker LaPantomane at March 05, 2015 06:42 PM (RFeQD)

195 I guess Harrison Ford needs more than an Imperial Walker.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 05, 2015 06:42 PM (2Kb1k)

196 AtC, makes a good point. everyone she emailed must have known. Up to, and including, Obama.

Posted by: Fauxcahantas at March 05, 2015 06:42 PM (MYCIw)

197 Huma baby, you make my little princess in the temple swell up like a foam earplug...

Posted by: President Prolapse at March 05, 2015 06:42 PM (jOumW)

198 Looks like team Help It Burn has lost Ace already. Shillary is the best candidate for the emburnening, unless you think Fauxahontas can win.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at March 05, 2015 06:42 PM (zauWW)

199 So, the Ambassador to Kenya gets there and finds his electronic communications lacking. He sets up his own email system...and is promptly fired for doing it. That was in, I believe, 2012.

It's good to be Queen. Laws are for the little people.

Posted by: Hank at March 05, 2015 06:42 PM (S1NkT)

200 If that's the case and Hill knows it She would unleash all She has on obama.....
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 05, 2015 06:37 PM (Bn6aD)

WILL, I believe, is the operative tense.

I've been wondering why she didn't get a ".gov" domain name.
Would have been enormously simple.

.com and (less frequently) .biz are supposed to imply a commercial enterprise.
.org is supposed to imply an organization (non-profit, usually)
.net (I've got two) imply pretty much nothing.

I have no clue what ".nu" is supposed to refer to.

Posted by: jwb7605 at March 05, 2015 06:43 PM (ZALPg)

201 I call for another White Cane Commission to get to the bottom of this.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 05, 2015 06:43 PM (UZBFV)

202 Whoa, upgrade her to total badass, you guys!!

Posted by: Glenn Thrush at March 05, 2015 06:43 PM (lHHyw)

203 Didn't Ace say he was going to vote for her in 2016 ?

We all will. We just don't know it yet.

Posted by: Dem voting Machines at March 05, 2015 06:43 PM (PGnEj)

204 How long does the rest of the world have to pay because Bill can't keep it in his pants

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 05, 2015 06:43 PM (zOTsN)

205 Looking at the TMZ pic... looks like eng failure on Ford's old plane... prop lying there... unmolested. Forced landing. Why are there seemingly always doctors on golf courses available?? Gosh!

Posted by: Yip at March 05, 2015 06:43 PM (84SRe)

206 Posted by: torquewrench at March 05, 2015 06:41 PM (noWW6)

Heh. I would say we all were thinking it, but I was actually more surprised he was flying again after being attacked by the Falcon.

Posted by: Methos at March 05, 2015 06:44 PM (A6vWB)

207 What, pray tell, is the reason to vote FOR her?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower


Democrat success story! Failing upwards!

Mr. Romney, what about your GAFFES?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after 5 pm at March 05, 2015 06:44 PM (RFeQD)

208

This evil aged Tracy Flick must not be permitted the power of the presidency.



That's what I can't say but rely on.

Posted by: Jeb2016! at March 05, 2015 06:44 PM (DL2i+)

209 It's good to be Queen. Laws are for the little people.
Posted by: Hank at March 05, 2015 06:42 PM (S1NkT)


Let them eat cake.....or er...rotten tasteless veggies

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2015 06:44 PM (nzKvP)

210 This evil aged Tracy Flick must not be permitted the power of the presidency.


Well I would have fucked Tracy Flick....hillary...sorry just puked on myself

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2015 06:45 PM (nzKvP)

211 She still has that server. Still using it. Every foreign government everywhere is crawling all through it

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 05, 2015 06:45 PM (zOTsN)

212 Levin is making me laugh... heh heh.. He's pissed, as usual

Posted by: Yip at March 05, 2015 06:46 PM (84SRe)

213 Huma, tell Vice President Warren that if she doesn't get her dried up meat flaps in here in the next 60 seconds I'm gonna break 'em off and feed them to the penguins...

Posted by: President Prolapse at March 05, 2015 06:46 PM (jOumW)

214 The Left is delusional to think Warren can win.

I guess I can understand thinking that this is now a solid left wing country after Obama's reelection, but I would still contend that Obama was a unique electoral creature that's not going to be recreated by an elderly white woman from Massachusetts.


Posted by: McAdams at March 05, 2015 06:46 PM (wsnqe)

215 It's a huge deal, people should be changed criminally....and this will go nowhere.

I see the Republicans calling a committee, making themselves look like jackasses even though Hillary! is giftwrapping this shit for them.

She'll be called in, do the Road Warrior queef from South Park into the microphone, and the media will talk about how poised and resilient she is for standing up to these unfounded attacks.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 05, 2015 06:46 PM (JoIcn)

216 Well I would have fucked Tracy Flick....hillary...sorry just puked on myself
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I was told it would get easier. It hasn't.

Posted by: Huma at March 05, 2015 06:46 PM (GuwT9)

217 Hearings and more hearings. Therein lies the answer.

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 05, 2015 06:47 PM (Gcu5R)

218 "Hillary Clinton dodged enemy sniper fire and all I got were top secret, high level US government e-mails"

Posted by: Iran, North Korea, Russia at March 05, 2015 06:47 PM (AC0lD)

219 where's that damn reset button?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 05, 2015 06:47 PM (zRby/)

220 "Harrison Ford crashed one of his planes on a golf course."



A golf course, you say.



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Posted by: torquewrench at March 05, 2015 06:41 PM (noWW6)


Dude! I saw where you were going with that, and I heartily approve.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 05, 2015 06:47 PM (72D6h)

221 The smartest Woman in the World?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 05, 2015 06:48 PM (Bn6aD)

222 Dick Nixon is lol'ing

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 05, 2015 06:48 PM (zRby/)

223 Satan only knows what's hidden in her vaginal vault.

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 05, 2015 06:48 PM (Gcu5R)

224 214 The Left is delusional to think Warren can win.

Yeah, Warren has even less charisma than the Hildebeast.

Maybe that's why they're already putting O'Malley out there.

Posted by: wheatie at March 05, 2015 06:48 PM (7cGIw)

225 It may be that the gulfs will wash us down:
It may be we shall never touch the Happy Isles,
And never see the great Achilles, whom we knew,

Tho' much is taken, much abides; and tho'
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven; now we are old and feeble.
Failing, falling, never to arise again. Forgotten by history

Posted by: Opie Smalls at March 05, 2015 06:48 PM (2SG0/)

226 What a piece of junk.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 05, 2015 06:48 PM (UZBFV)

227 The Left is delusional to think Warren can win.

I guess I can understand thinking that this is now a solid left wing country after Obama's reelection, but I would still contend that Obama was a unique electoral creature that's not going to be recreated by an elderly white woman from Massachusetts.


Posted by: McAdams


No one ever went broke underestimating the stupidity of the general American public.

There's a sucker born every minute.

Play "Won't Get Fooled Again" by The Who weekly until the 2016 election.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after 5 pm at March 05, 2015 06:48 PM (RFeQD)

228 This, most assuredly, will be THE scandal that will finally take the Clintons down! ..... and if you believe that you might be a democrat.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 05, 2015 06:48 PM (fLKzW)

229 Posted by: Huma at March 05, 2015 06:46 PM (GuwT9)

"It's not so bad once you get past the semll".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 05, 2015 06:49 PM (zRby/)

230 smell

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 05, 2015 06:49 PM (zRby/)

231 Republican US Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell on Thursday postponed plans to debate and vote next week on a bill requiring President Barack Obama to submit any nuclear agreement with Iran to Congress for approval.


Who won the last Election?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2015 06:49 PM (nzKvP)

232 Hey TPH has there been another anime that combined Japanese battleships like Yamato and Nagato with cute girls besides the recent one?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 05, 2015 06:49 PM (2Kb1k)

233 If we had built unhackable computers as I recommended this wouldn't be an issue

Posted by: Neil Disgrace Tyson at March 05, 2015 06:49 PM (dK38d)

234 She's been an utter failure in every job she's had. No achievements.

Sedentary of State.

Posted by: fly gal at March 05, 2015 06:50 PM (8TdcF)

235 Harrison Ford is center screen at Matt's place.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 05, 2015 06:50 PM (UZBFV)

236 The Left is delusional to think Warren can win.

With the setting of the table that they've been doing for the last eight years?

A flood of new liberal voters, the complete consolidation of the federal government as a liberal goon squad, the filling of coffers of lefty orgs with public money, the organization of the race rioters, political goons, and SJWs, and a bunch of other under-the-table dealings?

I'm thinking it'd be a miracle that whatever D they put up doesn't win with 90% of the vote.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 05, 2015 06:50 PM (MMC8r)

237 He thought it would do point five past light speed. Like when leaving Hoth.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 05, 2015 06:50 PM (2Kb1k)

238 Iraqs Ministry of Tourism and Antiquities says Islamic State militants bulldozed the Nimrud archaeological site near the northern city of Mosul using heavy military vehicles.


Animals

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2015 06:50 PM (nzKvP)

239 >>She still has that server. Still using it. Every foreign government everywhere is crawling all through it

Well, a foreign hacker discovered it over a year ago when he hacked Sid Blumenthal's email. But I wouldn't be surprised if they were already accessing it via someone with direct access to the server or backups. Heck, Huma could've passed on the details right after it was set up - she had one of those accounts, too.

Posted by: Glenn Thrush at March 05, 2015 06:50 PM (lHHyw)

240 214
The Left is delusional to think Warren can win.

==========

Obama won twice. That's two times. 2. Twice.

Posted by: Hepcat at March 05, 2015 06:50 PM (IeR2g)

241 O is still looking for his legacy- Clinton didn't have any accomplishments and smeared him with Bengazhi. Kerry is the new torch bearer but Bibi dampened that flame. Kerry still thinks he can rescue the deal , save O and become the next Pres.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2015 06:50 PM (tOmRZ)

242 We're gonna need a bigger fork.

Posted by: crusader rabbit at March 05, 2015 06:50 PM (Kj0/W)

243 "Looking at the TMZ pic"


TMZ calls it a "fighter plane." It is not, it's a primary trainer from WW2. PT-22. Cruise speed of like 95-100mph.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 05, 2015 06:51 PM (LA7Cm)

244 I'll just leave this right here.


Trigger warning: it is highly advised that you are not in the process of consuming food or drink when opening this link.


http://tinyurl.com/p8fjvaa

Posted by: Country Singer at March 05, 2015 06:51 PM (nL0sw)

245 je suis l' Etat et l'Etat , ce est moi. bit-chez.

Posted by: Hilary X!VVVVVIIIX at March 05, 2015 06:51 PM (jpW6t)

246 240 Obama won twice. That's two times. 2. Twice.
Posted by: Hepcat at March 05, 2015 06:50 PM (IeR2g)

He ran essentially unopposed both times.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2015 06:51 PM (CMkNk)

247 "It's not so bad once you get past the smell".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That

And the thick, Brillo-pad hair. And the flies. Always so many flies.

Posted by: Huma at March 05, 2015 06:51 PM (GuwT9)

248 Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 05, 2015 06:48 PM (fLKzW)

We've heard THAT before.

Not until she's in her grave.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 05, 2015 06:52 PM (zRby/)

249 Breaking: Irans Leader Ayatollah Khamenei, 76, In Critical Condition In Hospital

Yeah and castro has died 50 times. No such luck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2015 06:52 PM (nzKvP)

250 247 "It's not so bad once you get past the smell".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That

And the thick, Brillo-pad hair. And the flies. Always so many flies.

Yuck and double yuck!

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 05, 2015 06:52 PM (Bn6aD)

251 You guys know that Hillary is a commodities trading genius, right??

Posted by: Tyson Chicken, bribery and payoff division at March 05, 2015 06:52 PM (dK38d)

252 I have problems believing that this just came out accidentally. The left wing of her party needs her to be damaged, so that other candidates can be convinced that a race against her is winnable. I wouldnt be surprised if this was coordinated from the White House.

Posted by: Elize Nayden at March 05, 2015 06:52 PM (KpuSZ)

253 Obama won twice. That's two times. 2. Twice.
Posted by: Hepcat at March 05, 2015 06:50 PM (IeR2g)



Gah. Just unreal. Gah.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 05, 2015 06:52 PM (vgIRn)

254 243 Yeah,he pobably does own a fighter though.Worf from TNG has an F-86 sabre.What a a rich man's toy that is.

Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2015 06:52 PM (KETbL)

255
249 Breaking: Irans Leader Ayatollah Khamenei, 76, In Critical Condition In Hospital

Yeah and castro has died 50 times. No such luck
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2015 06:52 PM (nzKvP)


Hyman Roth was dying of the same heart attack for 20 years.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2015 06:53 PM (CMkNk)

256 Elizabeth Warren now claiming to be part African-American.

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 05, 2015 06:53 PM (Gcu5R)

257 That plane can take off with the front propeller hardly moving?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 05, 2015 06:53 PM (UZBFV)

258 This is a perfect example of Intelligence 101.
Knowing the enemy commander's intentions helps you win the battle, but knowing the enemy political leadership's intentions helps you win the war.
Does anyone not believe that both China and Russia hadn't cracked her email?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2015 06:53 PM (08Znv)

259
PLO Decides to End Security Cooperation with Israel


I'm getting to the point of: Kill them all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2015 06:54 PM (nzKvP)

260 Yep that is a Ryan PT-22 with a whole whopping 160HP radial engine pulling it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 05, 2015 06:54 PM (2Kb1k)

261 249
Breaking: Irans Leader Ayatollah Khamenei, 76, In Critical Condition In Hospital

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He was laughing so hard about Hillary, he almost died.

Posted by: Hepcat at March 05, 2015 06:54 PM (IeR2g)

262 PLO Decides to End Security Cooperation with Israel


They had one?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 05, 2015 06:54 PM (Bn6aD)

263 And the thick, Brillo-pad hair.


Okay, now that brought back a memory I'd just as soon forget.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 05, 2015 06:54 PM (72D6h)

264 He ran essentially unopposed both times.


We see no reason to change that.

Posted by: Your GOPe betters comfy in our bed of chamber of commerce cash at March 05, 2015 06:54 PM (A6vWB)

265 This (Hillary's use of personal email) must have been common knowledge all throughout Washington.

I mean EVERYBODY she exchanged emails with saw her personal email !!
and it wasn't an occaissonal email it was EVERY ONE OF THEM.


So either they are all on the same team (i.e. Our Betters) or they all do this.

Posted by: McCool at March 05, 2015 06:54 PM (g5Luu)

266 Obama torpedoes Hillary...again.

Say hello to Elizabeth Warren, presidential candidate and Obama's handpicked successor.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 05, 2015 06:54 PM (oFCZn)

267 Hyman Roth was dying of the same heart attack for 20 years.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2015 06:53 PM (CMkNk)

Shit that's a great line. How did I miss that one!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2015 06:54 PM (nzKvP)

268 jwb7605: "I've been wondering why she didn't get a '.gov' domain name.
Would have been enormously simple."


The US GSA maintains registration. Hillary could not conceal her server by following the requirements mandated by the GSA. You simply can't register .gov domains without oversight and permission.

Well, maybe Hillary! could have pushed the right reset buttons due to position, but remember, she was trying not to arouse suspicion; hence the roundabout, misregistered domain she ended up with. She tried to obfuscate.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 05, 2015 06:55 PM (1CroS)

269 256
Elizabeth Warren now claiming to be part African-American.


============

What percentage? She has a lot to spare.

Posted by: Hepcat at March 05, 2015 06:55 PM (IeR2g)

270 Breaking: Irans Leader Ayatollah Khamenei, 76, In Critical Condition In Hospital

Yeah we sent flowers.

I mean we're going to send flowers

Posted by: The new guy on the mossad twitter team at March 05, 2015 06:55 PM (A6vWB)

271 But when you think about it, what did the Chinese and the Russians actually learn?

That Obama is a liar? That Hillary is a dunce?

That the State Department is clueless?

I mean really, how much damage was done by them knowing?

All the damage was done from the inside.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 05, 2015 06:56 PM (zRby/)

272 St. Cankles could have gotten Hillary.State.US for a domain name... but that would have been a bit obvious.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 05, 2015 06:56 PM (2Kb1k)

273 About irans leader


Suddenly about to croak. When they thought he had at least 2 more years


And they keep telling us this guy is moderate


Maybe this is all a ruse. " hey I'm dying and this is the best deal you'll ever get. Better hurry"

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 05, 2015 06:56 PM (zOTsN)

274 So, the State Dept requires storage of email, but not text messages? How bout twitter DMs?

what bullshit

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 05, 2015 06:56 PM (ZPrif)

275 A flood of new liberal voters, the complete consolidation of the federal
government as a liberal goon squad, the filling of coffers of lefty
orgs with public money, the organization of the race rioters, political
goons, and SJWs, and a bunch of other under-the-table dealings?


What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Boxes of Premarked Ballots in Dem Poll Workers' Cars at March 05, 2015 06:56 PM (/kI1Q)

276 This evil aged Tracy Flick must not be permitted the power of the presidency-Ace

God dammit Ace. I'm confused. If we are democrats now, shouldn't we support her? I mean her intentions were honorable Amirite?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 06:56 PM (HHawz)

277 Warren has no charisma you say. Pray tell have you ever seen EarLeader, nose up, reciting crap from his telly or stammering like an idiot, shooting brick after brick, throwing a baseball into the dirt ... And yet the MFM convinced millions of suckers that he was both smart and charismatic. Don't underestimate their power, I don't see much sign that the suckers have realized they are being conned.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 05, 2015 06:56 PM (dkExz)

278 A vote for Jeb Bush is no different than a vote for Hillary...let's get that chorus going early.

Posted by: Ace of Spades HQ at March 05, 2015 06:57 PM (5Zlqn)

279 Find it interesting that she used her non married name initials in the email address

Posted by: Pepper at March 05, 2015 06:57 PM (5ASoD)

280 Find it interesting that she used her non married name initials in the email address

Posted by: Pepper at March 05, 2015 06:57 PM (5ASoD)

281 "What percentage? She has a lot to spare. "


Man.

White. Native American. Now AA. She has some freaky ancestors that would just flat out get it on anytime, anywhere, with anybody.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 05, 2015 06:57 PM (LA7Cm)

282 Obama torpedoes Hilly, pushes Liawatha.

The MSM targets GOP candidates in order of threat, leaves only Guido Gomez, janitor at the Des Moines public library.

Faux Injun wins in a walk.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 05, 2015 06:57 PM (MMC8r)

283 Yeah,if you don't think Warren can get elected you are kidding yourself.This is a new America.

Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2015 06:57 PM (KETbL)

284 Now what did happen is that the lower level thugs likes al q and this ISIS learned that they didn't have to fear the US anymore.

That the US if not crippled by it's politics was being hamstrung by it's President.

Hillary was just running a sneaker net to the various capitols telling them all bets were off, just don't make the O look too bad right away. Wait till he's more "flexible".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 05, 2015 06:58 PM (zRby/)

285 PLO Decides to End Security Cooperation with Israel

I'm getting to the point of: Kill them all
Posted by: Nevergiveup

They're getting a better deal from ISIS. Count down the days until there is some announcement of an alliance. ISIS can't wait to drag Israel into their shitty little war. Get more Sunnis fired up to join the cause.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after 5 pm at March 05, 2015 06:58 PM (RFeQD)

286 Harrison, 72, crashes an 80 year old airplane...

I'm sure there's a geezer joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: wheatie at March 05, 2015 06:58 PM (7cGIw)

287 What kind of world is this when a major candidate for president has as her shining "achievement", the one she urges the interviewer to discuss in detail, lying to a judge to free a young girl's rapist?

Hillary is devoid of any humanity. That's something that every LIV should be told, repeatedly.

Posted by: Ever at March 05, 2015 06:58 PM (QZdJj)

288 I mean we're going to send flowers
Posted by: The new guy on the mossad twitter team at March 05, 2015 06:55 PM (A6vWB)

So that's what you are calling bunker busters these days?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 06:58 PM (HHawz)

289 Find it interesting that she used her non married name initials in the email address

Posted by: Pepper at March 05, 2015 06:57 PM (5ASoD)




Biden told her that was the best way to hide her identity.

Posted by: Country Singer at March 05, 2015 06:58 PM (nL0sw)

290 This came out because Obama hates the Clintons, and the feeling is mutual. He's destroying her so she won't destroy his legacy.

That's my guess, anyway.

Posted by: Lauren at March 05, 2015 06:58 PM (MYCIw)

291
i don't know how but there is a shape shifting jew involved in this someway

Posted by: kj at March 05, 2015 06:58 PM (lKyWE)

292 Odds of Obama sending a video message to the Iranian people saying he's praying to Allah for a speedy recovery of the Ayatollah?

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 05, 2015 06:58 PM (JoIcn)

293 With the setting of the table that they've been doing for the last eight years?



A flood of new liberal voters, the complete consolidation of the
federal government as a liberal goon squad, the filling of coffers of
lefty orgs with public money, the organization of the race rioters,
political goons, and SJWs, and a bunch of other under-the-table
dealings?



I'm thinking it'd be a miracle that whatever D they put up doesn't win with 90% of the vote.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower
________________________________________

And yet she BARELY won Massachusetts, and mainly because we had some SoCon nonsense in other states that she was able to gain traction with. That was the turning point in the campaign, before that there was even talk she might drop out because she was such a trainwreck. She still is.

I don't think we should take anything for granted, but I would gamble my kids college fund she's not going to be President.

Posted by: McAdams at March 05, 2015 06:58 PM (wsnqe)

294 277 Warren has no charisma you say. Pray tell have you ever seen EarLeader, nose up, reciting crap from his telly or stammering like an idiot, shooting brick after brick, throwing a baseball into the dirt ... And yet the MFM convinced millions of suckers that he was both smart and charismatic. Don't underestimate their power, I don't see much sign that the suckers have realized they are being conned.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 05, 2015 06:56 PM (dkExz)


I've been saying for a long time she's a viable candidate and a dangerous one. People still loathe Wall Street and her stand on student loans will bring in the Millenials in ckufing droves.

She will likely win.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 05, 2015 06:58 PM (oFCZn)

295 Nevergiveup- Another Kerry diplomatic success. State press briefing flacks were asking if Kerry had threaten Abbass over this very thing.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2015 06:58 PM (tOmRZ)

296 If Warren has some African American in her it must be when she's dorking Elijah Cummings

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 05, 2015 06:58 PM (zOTsN)

297 Warren/O'Malley 2016

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 05, 2015 06:58 PM (Gcu5R)

298 What has 'Liz Warren done that qualifies her for President? Lived to be older than 35?

Posted by: Opie Smalls at March 05, 2015 06:58 PM (2SG0/)

299 Thats' why she was willing to be subservient to Obama because she was told she would inherit the confusion he sowed.

But now she's learning what the frog learned about the scorpion.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 05, 2015 06:59 PM (zRby/)

300 "This is [just] a 'process' story"

The "Democratic" process, if you will.

Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2015 06:59 PM (FcR7P)

301 I want you to get this fuck where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy Scott Walker, I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!

Posted by: Hilary Capone at March 05, 2015 06:59 PM (jpW6t)

302 burn baby burn. Flames are getting higher.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 05, 2015 06:59 PM (zRby/)

303 The US GSA maintains registration. Hillary could not conceal her server by following the requirements mandated by the GSA. You simply can't register .gov domains without oversight and permission.
Well, maybe Hillary! could have pushed the right reset buttons due to position, but remember, she was trying not to arouse suspicion; hence the roundabout, misregistered domain she ended up with. She tried to obfuscate.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 05, 2015 06:55 PM (1CroS)


That ".com" domain was obtained when she became Secretary Of State.
With her connections, you'd think it would have been straightforward.
A lie here, a lie there, etc.

Posted by: jwb7605 at March 05, 2015 06:59 PM (ZALPg)

304 283
Yeah,if you don't think Warren can get elected you are kidding yourself.This is a new America.

Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2015 06:57 PM (KETbL)

i didn't think the scoamf could have one the first time i was positive the country learned her lesson wouldn't elect him a 2nd.....this is a new world where more people are takers than makers

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 05, 2015 06:59 PM (u8GsB)

305 Under the Let It Burn plan . . . . we're all voting for LiaWatha no ?
I mean tax everything that moves, redistribute to the illegals and Occutards
and Prosperity !!

Just like France's Hollande did





Posted by: McCool at March 05, 2015 07:00 PM (g5Luu)

306 Fredo is DIRECTLY handing Iraq to Iran. After all the American blood spilled there, this is out and out a treacherous action that should result in someone being hung.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2015 07:00 PM (nzKvP)

307 Paranoia about being wrong is one thing, but the real question is 'what was she trying to hide?'

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 05, 2015 07:00 PM (l3vZN)

308 Ufdah. FNC reporting Ford in critical condition. Maybe gonna hold off on the jokes now.

Posted by: Methos at March 05, 2015 07:01 PM (A6vWB)

309 301 I want you to get this fuck where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy Scott Walker, I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!
Posted by: Hilary Capone at March 05, 2015 06:59 PM (jpW6t)


As long as you leave my dog alone ...

Posted by: Scott Walker, speaking from the skull throne at March 05, 2015 07:01 PM (ZALPg)

310 Too bad "someone" doesn't start releasing stuff on obama.....

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 05, 2015 07:01 PM (Bn6aD)

311 but the real question is 'what was she trying to hide?'

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 05, 2015 07:00 PM (l3vZN)

ever see those moo-moos she wears? A fat ass for sure. Speaking of moo moo, haven't seen it lately?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2015 07:01 PM (nzKvP)

312 #296. She is also claiming to like Mexican food and to have once owned a donkey.

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 05, 2015 07:01 PM (Gcu5R)

313 Yeah,if you don't think Warren can get elected you are kidding yourself.

I don't get it. She must be another one of these "sleepers" that mysteriously got pushed thru college. How many of them are there, I wonder?

Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2015 07:01 PM (FcR7P)

314 St. Cankles could have gotten Hillary.State.US for a domain name... but that would have been a bit obvious.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 05, 2015 06:56 PM (2Kb1k)




Using "state.us" would have at least looked quasi-official.

Posted by: Country Singer at March 05, 2015 07:02 PM (nL0sw)

315 Glad I'M not a Democrat right now!

The idea of feeling forced to spin all this disaster away in the faint hope of winning a Hillary! Panty Shield Of Valor with Throat Wattle Cluster for service to Queen IneVItableTA, well, not this homeboy.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at March 05, 2015 07:02 PM (DLu2s)

316 Warren done that qualifies her for President? Lived to be older than 35?
Posted by: Opie Smalls at March 05, 2015 06:58 PM (2SG0/)

Nothing.
But that didn't stop a majority of people voting that fucking loser as president

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 07:02 PM (HHawz)

317 "'what was she trying to hide?"


Political favors for cash to her fund with foreign leaders.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 05, 2015 07:02 PM (LA7Cm)

318 Obama is Letting the World Burn, that should thrill a lot of people hoping to get jobs driving the salt-spreaders.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 05, 2015 07:02 PM (2cS/G)

319 She is also claiming to like Mexican food and to have once owned been the star in a donkey show.

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 05, 2015 07:01 PM (Gcu5R)




Probably more accurate.

Posted by: Country Singer at March 05, 2015 07:03 PM (nL0sw)

320 OT,
Harrison Ford crash lands plane he was flying. I didn't realized he's 72 years old & looks it.

Posted by: Carol at March 05, 2015 07:03 PM (sj3Ax)

321 "Republican US Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell on Thursday postponed plans to debate and vote next week on a bill requiring President Barack Obama to submit any nuclear agreement with Iran to Congress for approval."

FIFY

Posted by: torquewrench at March 05, 2015 07:03 PM (noWW6)

322 "FNC reporting Ford in critical condition"



Ehhhh.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 05, 2015 07:03 PM (LA7Cm)

323 Posted by: Sharkman at March 05, 2015 06:54 PM (72D6h)

Picking hair out of your teeth takes the glow off a new score.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 05, 2015 07:03 PM (zRby/)

324 291


i don't know how but there is a shape shifting jew involved in this someway

Posted by: kj at March 05, 2015 06:58 PM (lKyWE)

_________________________
HAH! I KNEW IT! Thanks for the confirmation.

Posted by: CozMark at March 05, 2015 07:03 PM (WAHqd)

325
318 Obama is Letting the World Burn, that should thrill a lot of people hoping to get jobs driving the salt-spreaders.
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 05, 2015 07:02 PM (2cS/G)

Don't take our salt trucks for another month, please. Just return them by November

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 07:03 PM (HHawz)

326 I think this is an insidious plot to elect a Republican, since everything will have turned to shit in 2 years, and blame it all on them.

Worked rather well for Bush.

Posted by: jwb7605 at March 05, 2015 07:04 PM (ZALPg)

327 What should matter won't matter. Enough Americans are so numbed to the corruption/incompetence of high office that they just tune it out or shrug. This bunch let Americans be murdered and an embassy burned. If they couldn't be touched with that LIVers aren't going to give a fukc about this. Unless of course there are real, tangible consequences in their own lives.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 05, 2015 07:04 PM (U50PB)

328 make that ON Bush.

Posted by: jwb7605 at March 05, 2015 07:04 PM (ZALPg)

329 If Democrats did well in the midterm elections, i would be willing to write the country off. The thing is everytime it's been a pretty nasty snap back from the Democrats, and that's with pretty hapless Republican leadership.

If you get a solid conservative at the top of the ticket that the grassroots can get behind, I believe a really shitty Democrat can be put away.

If Elizabeth Warren is able to overcome all that and win, then yeah, I'm checking out, as this country is gone. Stock up on gold and lead.

Posted by: McAdams at March 05, 2015 07:04 PM (wsnqe)

330 I'm tan, rested, and ready. And rich, bitchez!!

Posted by: Al Gore at March 05, 2015 07:05 PM (FsuaD)

331 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2015 07:01 PM (nzKvP)

Geez ngu don't say their NAME.

Remember Beetlejuice? (that's one)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 05, 2015 07:05 PM (zRby/)

332 The same people who give shit loads of money to Hillary will not all suddenly give it to Warren. Wall Street hates her

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 05, 2015 07:05 PM (zOTsN)

333 Man, TMZ is popping up as a primary source more and more often.

Posted by: Jean at March 05, 2015 07:05 PM (ztOda)

334 Stock up on gold and lead.
Posted by: McAdams

And silver dimes.

Posted by: Luap Nor at March 05, 2015 07:05 PM (GuwT9)

335 Yikes, those crash pictures look pretty scary. Hope he'll be ok.

Posted by: Lauren at March 05, 2015 07:06 PM (MYCIw)

336 #327. Which is exactly why we are leaving here.

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 05, 2015 07:06 PM (Gcu5R)

337 and you all thought I was an idiot......

Posted by: Not-So-Slow Joe at March 05, 2015 07:06 PM (XlHZs)

338 UNREAL: Dem Rep. Elijah Cummings Praises Hillary Clinton For Her Email Transparency

Weasel Zippers

Cummings making a run for the stupidest person in congress

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2015 07:06 PM (nzKvP)

339 "Man, TMZ is popping up as a primary source more and more often."



They and National Enquirer actually have some investigative journalists on staff.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 05, 2015 07:06 PM (LA7Cm)

340 Man, TMZ is popping up as a primary source more and more often.

Posted by: Jean at March 05, 2015 07:05 PM (ztOda)




We live in a celebrity culture now. Ergo, TMZ is considered a "news source."

Posted by: Country Singer at March 05, 2015 07:06 PM (nL0sw)

341
Somehow the Shrillary Tracy Flick connection just fails she it bumps up against this line from the movie: "...she gets really, really, wet..." when sexually aroused.

That's something one cannot square with the Shrillster being the SpokesCrone for the Hoveround set.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2015 07:07 PM (bWFHa)

342 "I've been saying for a long time she's a viable candidate and a dangerous one. People still loathe Wall Street and her stand on student loans will bring in the Millenials in ckufing droves."

What? You mean we should not have run an incredibly wealthy MBA financier in 2012, when Main Street were still smarting from the 2008 financial wipeout and still pissed off with Wall Street?

Oh, crap. Sorry guys.

Posted by: Your Republican Party, working for you! at March 05, 2015 07:07 PM (noWW6)

343 Obama is Letting the World Burn, that should thrill a lot of people hoping to get jobs driving the salt-spreaders.
Posted by: Lincolntf

...and now, after this commercial break, we will return to "As the World Burns", starring Barry Soetoro as Dr. Killjoy, Elizabeth Warren as Nurse Ratchet, and Anthony Weiner as the Beaver.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after 5 pm at March 05, 2015 07:07 PM (RFeQD)

344 Think for a minute why the Obama White House would have wanted Hillary to hide her emails. Remember, we had the Thousand year Reign of Democrats at hand in 2009 so nobody was concerned about Congress looking at anything. There is only one reason fer her to have her own server. So she could delete emails permanently.


What could they have wanted her to do that they would not want the public to know about, ever?


How about promises made to the PLO, Hamas, Iran, etc. about hanging Israel out to dry? How about US funds secretly shipped to places that Americans would not be real happy about if they knew?


If anything like this is what happened, we sure as hell cannot trust any of Hillary's aides or any State Department personnel to decide which of her emails is going to be turned over to the Department or to Congress.

Posted by: rockmom at March 05, 2015 07:07 PM (vE1mx)

345 333
Man, TMZ is popping up as a primary source more and more often.

Posted by: Jean

It's amazing what a well-funded media source can accomplish when its primary goal is not electing Democrats.

Every other MSM outlet just views themselves as political operatives.

Posted by: McAdams at March 05, 2015 07:07 PM (wsnqe)

346 Rules for thee, not for me....to infinity.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2015 07:08 PM (FsuaD)

347 "...and now, after this commercial break, we will return to "As the World Burns", starring Barry Soetoro as Dr. Killjoy, Elizabeth Warren as Nurse Ratchet, and Anthony Weiner as the Beaver."



Ewwww, beaver. Yuck.

Posted by: Barry O. at March 05, 2015 07:08 PM (LA7Cm)

348 Tmz says Ford has crashed aircraft "multiple times"



Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 05, 2015 07:09 PM (zOTsN)

349 I have a bad feeling about this.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 05, 2015 07:09 PM (UZBFV)

350 means nothing

Posted by: Flying Ashtray at March 05, 2015 07:09 PM (Cq0oW)

351 348
Tmz says Ford has crashed aircraft "multiple times"



Dammit.

Posted by: John-John Kennedy at March 05, 2015 07:09 PM (FsuaD)

352 TMZ probably knows someone in the White House.
or the White House has a contact number for TMZ in their contacts list.

Posted by: Opie Smalls at March 05, 2015 07:10 PM (2SG0/)

353 Tmz says Ford has crashed aircraft "multiple times"
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine

Is his daddy an admiral too?

Posted by: Juan McCain at March 05, 2015 07:10 PM (GuwT9)

354 Tmz says Ford has crashed aircraft "multiple times"



Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 05, 2015 07:09 PM (zOTsN)




And I'm the one that wasn't supposed to get cocky.

Posted by: Luke Skywalker at March 05, 2015 07:10 PM (nL0sw)

355 @332 You got that right. I work for a biggish bank and there is no end to the loathing of Warren. Her Consumer Financial Protection Bureau is an out of control Leviathan that is driving them nuts. She basically wants to nationalize the banks and turn them into public utilities. She doesn't think any business is entitled to make a profit. You will never see the business world unite as quickly as it will if she is a candidate for President.

Posted by: rockmom at March 05, 2015 07:10 PM (vE1mx)

356 The same people who give shit loads of money to Hillary will not all suddenly give it Warren. Wall Street hates her
Posted by: ThunderB


Are you kidding? It's a shakedown. She can be bribed. They are all corrupt. It's an act. Of course "Wall Street" will give her money if it looks like she could win. It buys access. They all know it's a game. We're the rubes, the suckers, the marks for the con. We have no choice but to play on, and we get screwed no matter what.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after 5 pm at March 05, 2015 07:11 PM (RFeQD)

357 Crashing multiple times does not mean you are an experienced pilot, it means you are a bad one

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 05, 2015 07:11 PM (zOTsN)

358 Harrison Ford is in Fair Condition. According to the Fire Department at the scene.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 05, 2015 07:11 PM (fLKzW)

359 Just imagine that hell bitch as CiC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2015 07:12 PM (FsuaD)

360 Rockmom has this right. The money will dry up

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 05, 2015 07:12 PM (zOTsN)

361 Tmz says Ford has crashed aircraft "multiple times"



Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 05, 2015 07:09 PM (zOTsN)
*********
So I've got something in common with him.

Posted by: Senator Juan McLame at March 05, 2015 07:13 PM (fLKzW)

362 Seriously they hate her. O'Malley can be bought. He will be their guy

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 05, 2015 07:14 PM (zOTsN)

363 Harrison Ford.....is that Bushwood?

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 05, 2015 07:14 PM (Gcu5R)

364 332 The same people who give shit loads of money to Hillary will not all suddenly give it to Warren. Wall Street hates her

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 05, 2015 07:05 PM (zOTsN)


That is a good point. They are more than willing to support Hillary (which should tell you something), but they'll balk at Warren unless some sort of "deal" is made. I'm not sure Warren would be willing to make that deal.

Regardless she could still raise a lot of money from other reliable Democrats such as Hollyweird and the unions.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 05, 2015 07:14 PM (oFCZn)

365 357 Crashing multiple times does not mean you are an experienced pilot, it means you are a bad one

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 05, 2015 07:11 PM (zOTsN)

Sometimes once is enough.

Posted by: John Denver at March 05, 2015 07:15 PM (oFCZn)

366 I'm glad Greta is on fox or we'd have to listen to Shep.

Posted by: Carol at March 05, 2015 07:15 PM (sj3Ax)

367 "She doesn't think any business is entitled to make a profit. You will never see the business world unite as quickly as it will if she is a candidate for President."

I thought the business world would unite quickly against Obama in 2008 once they realized that he was a stealth radical leftist; I thought they'd have wised up from their previous failure by 2012 and would unite then.

The reality is that, having worked with Obama for a while now, a lot of business barons now simply see radical-left rhetoric about the evils of capitalism as just the opening pitch of a classic shakedown racket.

Obama will go out and talk a big line about how the 1%ers need to be taxed until the pips squeak. Then the next damn day he'll sit down at a private dinner with a bunch of 1%ers, and leave with big checks tucked in his suit pocket. Obama then quiets down his tax hike rhetoric for a while.

It's the Chicago Way.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 05, 2015 07:15 PM (noWW6)

368 Pin up whore baby machines always follow the money

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 05, 2015 07:15 PM (zOTsN)

369 356
Are you kidding? It's a shakedown.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after 5 pm at March 05, 2015 07:11 PM (RFeQD)


____________________________

And, to her her credit, if you're going into the shakedown business, why not shakedown the people with the most money?

Posted by: CozMark at March 05, 2015 07:16 PM (gYPAF)

370 #13 Flaming skull???

I remember when that meant big trouble.

What's it mean now?

Posted by: pretty much dick all at March 05, 2015 07:16 PM (53CCM)

371 Rockmom has this right. The money will dry up
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 05, 2015 07:12 PM (zOTsN)\
*********
Just like my Pooter!

Posted by: Cankles Clinton at March 05, 2015 07:16 PM (fLKzW)

372 @357 Crashing multiple times does not mean you are an experienced pilot, it means you are a bad one
------------------------

Speak for yourself...

Posted by: Launchpad McQuack at March 05, 2015 07:16 PM (UWFpX)

373 Sometimes once is enough.
Posted by: John Denver at March 05, 2015 07:15 PM (oFCZn)


The mountain filled up your senses, huh?

Like a night in a forest?

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Sycophant to HRH Alex I of Alextopia at March 05, 2015 07:16 PM (V+kmg)

374 I was in Monterey when John Denver crashed his plane of of Lover's Point.

Posted by: no good deed at March 05, 2015 07:16 PM (ZKGnj)

375 Bossy Conservative: "Are you kidding? It's a shakedown..."

This.

Wall Street is in the money business. Their best investment, always, is in politicians. So the investment houses weigh the amounts differently here and there, but you can bet the farm that Warren would get oodles of Wall Street backing were she to get the nomination. They. Want. Access. Everybody gets a piece, the winners get the most.

Wall Street will buy a ticket to the game no matter the cost. What they want is backstage access.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 05, 2015 07:16 PM (1CroS)

376 Bossy Conservative: "Are you kidding? It's a shakedown..."

This.

Wall Street is in the money business. Their best investment, always, is in politicians. So the investment houses weigh the amounts differently here and there, but you can bet the farm that Warren would get oodles of Wall Street backing were she to get the nomination. They. Want. Access. Everybody gets a piece, the winners get the most.

Wall Street will buy a ticket to the game no matter the cost. What they want is backstage access.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 05, 2015 07:16 PM (1CroS)

377 I remember when that meant big trouble.

What's it mean now?
Posted by: pretty much dick all at March 05, 2015 07:16 PM (53CCM)



Fresh donuts.

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Sycophant to HRH Alex I of Alextopia at March 05, 2015 07:17 PM (V+kmg)

378 Happy hour

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 05, 2015 07:17 PM (zOTsN)

379 Wall Street supports the Left because cronyism.

Like a TRILLION DOLLARS A YEAR that got dumped by the Fed into their portfolios.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 05, 2015 07:17 PM (MMC8r)

380 OT: Woman uses her mammaries to bully senior in parking lot incident

http://bit.ly/18VuHPX

Posted by: The Bad Hat at March 05, 2015 07:17 PM (0Ew3K)

381 So Ace, you still voting for the Dems?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2015 07:18 PM (FsuaD)

382 Let's just say I hear things

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 05, 2015 07:18 PM (zOTsN)

383 OT: Woman uses her mammaries to bully senior in parking lot incident

http://bit.ly/18VuHPX
Posted by: The Bad Hat at March 05, 2015 07:17 PM (0Ew3K)


Anyone know where bebe's boobs were that day?

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Sycophant to HRH Alex I of Alextopia at March 05, 2015 07:18 PM (V+kmg)

384 For Warren -

Doesn't the question come down to whether the business world really thinks she believes the things coming out of her mouth? If they think she's a true believer, then they'll cut off the spigot. But if they think she's corruptible, then they'll happily back her.

The real problem is if they think she's the latter, and then find out the hard way that they're wrong.

Posted by: junior at March 05, 2015 07:18 PM (UWFpX)

385 "She doesn't think any business is entitled to make a profit. You will
never see the business world unite as quickly as it will if she is a
candidate for President."
---
Sounds like a good reason to vote for her over Jeb.

Posted by: Methos at March 05, 2015 07:19 PM (A6vWB)

386 Crashing multiple times does not mean you are an experienced pilot, it means you are a bad one ...

Pussy

Posted by: Yeager's Shadow at March 05, 2015 07:19 PM (ztOda)

387 Will Ferrell's "comedy" site Funny or Die has a headline today: Being A Dumb-Shit Like GOP Candidate Ben Carson Is A Choice.

So libs can call a black neurosurgeon a dumb shit, and it's not racist. Since they love to go public with their political beliefs, someone should ask Ferrell, "Do you think all blacks who don't support homosexuality are dumb shits? Or just the ones who don't vote the way you like?"
By the way, Ferrell's movies suck balls.

Posted by: gewa76 at March 05, 2015 07:20 PM (S9rS1)

388 Ford is no test pilot. My apologies Sir

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 05, 2015 07:20 PM (zOTsN)

389 Like a TRILLION DOLLARS A YEAR that got dumped by the Fed into their portfolios.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower

What's trillion dollars among a few dozen billionaires, anyways?

Posted by: Warren Buffett, super duper capitalist at March 05, 2015 07:21 PM (RFeQD)

390
i can think of worse ways to go

Posted by: sonny bono at March 05, 2015 07:21 PM (lKyWE)

391 i can think of worse ways to go
Posted by: sonny bono at March 05, 2015 07:21 PM (lKyWE)
************
Yeah.... I agree

Posted by: Deceased Ambassador Chris Stevens at March 05, 2015 07:22 PM (fLKzW)

392 i can think of worse ways to go
Posted by: sonny bono at March 05, 2015 07:21 PM (lKyWE)


Word.

::: fist bump :::

Posted by: Michael Kennedy at March 05, 2015 07:22 PM (V+kmg)

393 What the hell posesses rich people to all of a sudden go hey I'm a pilot! Think I'll do some of that pilot shit. How many rich and famous have busted their ass or killed themselves flying?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 05, 2015 07:22 PM (ucDmr)

394 Hey, Chuck Yeager crashed a lotta planes, too, wingnutz!

Posted by: Harrison Ford at March 05, 2015 07:23 PM (MMC8r)

395 What the hell posesses rich people to all of a sudden go hey I'm a pilot! Think I'll do some of that pilot shit. How many rich and famous have busted their ass or killed themselves flying?
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 05, 2015 07:22 PM (ucDmr)


::: looks around :::

A couple. Why?

Posted by: Zombie JFK Jr. at March 05, 2015 07:23 PM (V+kmg)

396 OK, I'm already going to Hell so...

Mr. Firefighter gives the Han Solo press conference wearing his firefighter helmet. Like he's afraid of falling debris.

"I live in SoCal and I finally get to be on TV. I'm going to dress up like a fireman"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 05, 2015 07:23 PM (1xUj/)

397 she should go to jail, shrieking

bill'll be happy

free at last, by gum

Posted by: Feh at March 05, 2015 07:23 PM (j6S/c)

398 i can think of worse ways to go
Posted by: sonny bono

Definitely.

Posted by: David Carradine at March 05, 2015 07:24 PM (GuwT9)

399 Posted by: John Denver at March 05, 2015 07:15 PM (oFCZn)



The mountain filled up your senses, huh?



After all those years of singing about the mountains, he buys it crashing into the ocean - sea level, by definition.


John Denver: "The mountains are cool, I love the mountains, yay mountains!"


Rrrrrng. Call from his accountant. "I'm worth ... what?" Hangs up.


"OK, I made my pile. Fuck the mountains. I'm outta here. What's the shortest route to Monterey?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 05, 2015 07:24 PM (oKE6c)

400 Hubby calls private aircraft "doctor killers"

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 05, 2015 07:24 PM (zOTsN)

401 It's a shame about Ford, looking at the pictures, looks like he came up about 15 feet short of the green.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 05, 2015 07:24 PM (hXgFc)

402 Anyone who fly "non-ideal" situations, eg. 80 year old, historic aircraft, has balls.

Posted by: Yeager's Shadow at March 05, 2015 07:25 PM (ztOda)

403 I don't know dude..... I am still trying to figure out what the fuck happened.....

Posted by: Ronnie Van Zant at March 05, 2015 07:25 PM (fLKzW)

404 @367 The Wall Street people who backed Obama in 2008 did so because it was a cultural thing; they are New Yorkers first and Obama sold himself as this post-partisan urbane sophisticate. There was a whole lot of "support this guy to show you aren't a racist" too. They were willfully blind about Obama's Marxist connections and statements.

Republicans just gave them the swaps push-out relief they really wanted, and put it in a spending bill that Obama had to sign. Warren went ballistic over that thing and tried to kill it in the Senate, but failed.

Wall Street is going Republican this time around as long as the nominee isn't someone who they see as batshit crazy.

Posted by: rockmom at March 05, 2015 07:25 PM (vE1mx)

405 So libs can call a black neurosurgeon a dumb shit, and it's not racist

Of course not. Anyone speaking an obvious truth that leftists don't want to hear must be a dumb shit because their SMRT

Posted by: Methos at March 05, 2015 07:25 PM (A6vWB)

406 is he dead?

Posted by: Feh at March 05, 2015 07:25 PM (j6S/c)

407 393 What the hell posesses rich people to all of a sudden go hey I'm a pilot! Think I'll do some of that pilot shit. How many rich and famous have busted their ass or killed themselves flying?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 05, 2015 07:22 PM (ucDmr)




Now of course I didn't write about general aviation, as it hadn't been invented at the time, but I believe you'll find some of my publications address this point generally.

Posted by: Chuck Darwin at March 05, 2015 07:25 PM (oKE6c)

408 Beats me.

Posted by: Mel Carnahan at March 05, 2015 07:25 PM (MMC8r)

409 My late dad was an AF test pilot. There was a time husband wanted to take flying lessons. My dad had ridden in a car with my husband enough to plead with me, "Please. NEVER encourage him to learn to fly."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2015 07:25 PM (FsuaD)

410 393 What the hell posesses rich people to all of a sudden go hey I'm a pilot! Think I'll do some of that pilot shit. How many rich and famous have busted their ass or killed themselves flying?
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 05, 2015 07:22 PM (ucDmr)

Harrison's been flying for many years. He's helped fight fires and even found some lost hikers with his helicopter in Montana. But from what I've seen of him lately, I do think he is suffering from dementia. No joke. Time for somebody to take his keys away.

Posted by: gewa76 at March 05, 2015 07:26 PM (S9rS1)

411 401 It's a shame about Ford, looking at the pictures, looks like he came up about 15 feet short of the green.
Posted by: lowandslow

But it's a par 5, he can still make birdie if he doesn't 2-putt.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at March 05, 2015 07:26 PM (GuwT9)

412 Hubby calls private aircraft "doctor killers"
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 05, 2015 07:24 PM (zOTsN)

I'm not a Doctor?

Posted by: JFK Jr. at March 05, 2015 07:26 PM (nzKvP)

413 The one guy to keep an eye on if Hillary really does fold is Mark Warner. Wall Street would back him, as would Silicon Valley, in a heartbeat. The progressives hate him but they are not a majority yet and Warner could line up all the superdelegates pretty fast.

Posted by: rockmom at March 05, 2015 07:26 PM (vE1mx)

414 398: Jordanian Air Force guy captured by ISIS.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 05, 2015 07:27 PM (ucDmr)

415 But Hillary didn't make the server so all is good.


Posted by: Jukin at March 05, 2015 06:10 PM (WGm5T)


She ain't serving her Maker, either. She works for the Opposition.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2015 07:27 PM (u6ZjY)

416 I'm once again watching "Under Seige," the greatest movie ever made.

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 05, 2015 07:27 PM (Gcu5R)

417 "Dove" by Robin Lee Graham, dropped out of high school. Sailed alone around the world. Wrote a book.

Moved to the Colorado mountains, as far from the Ocean as he could get.

Posted by: Opie Smalls at March 05, 2015 07:27 PM (2SG0/)

418 Looks like a he did a good job putting down the aircraft in a safe place.

Posted by: Yeager's Shadow at March 05, 2015 07:28 PM (ztOda)

419 So libs can call a black neurosurgeon a dumb shit, and it's not racist



I'm hoping that Harf or Psaki call Carson a dumb shit, because I really want to know definitively whether or not there's a God, and He's paying attention. I'll be standing by wearing a welder's mask, just in case, because lightning is so blinding.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 05, 2015 07:28 PM (oKE6c)

420 You know what all pilots say: "Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing."

Posted by: gewa76 at March 05, 2015 07:28 PM (S9rS1)

421 Will Rogers screamed like a girl all the way down.

Posted by: Wiley Post at March 05, 2015 07:28 PM (MMC8r)

422 How dare you knuckle dragging bastards. Do you not realize how much I care for power...er, I mean the nation!

Posted by: Princesspimpleasshillary... at March 05, 2015 07:28 PM (csPpp)

423 "Obama should have been Hilary's server." Bill Clinton

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 05, 2015 07:28 PM (Gcu5R)

424 "Never tell me the odds! Or my approach speed!" Harrison Ford's last radio transmission.

President Obama this afternoon rushed to express his relief at Ford's safe landing without damaging the green.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 05, 2015 07:28 PM (XO6WW)

425 The Bushes have been cozy with the Clintons for years now.

There is a new scandal brewing over the Haiti money...Hillary's brother was awarded a rare "gold exploitation permit" to mine there, or something.
It was the first issued in 50 years.

Story at Breitbart.

I didn't even know that there was gold in Haiti.

Posted by: wheatie at March 05, 2015 07:29 PM (7cGIw)

426 Pyou People play poff pmy pdaughter

Posted by: Pjen Psaki's Pmom at March 05, 2015 07:29 PM (fLKzW)

427 412 Hubby calls private aircraft "doctor killers"
Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 05, 2015 07:24 PM (zOTsN)

I'm not a Doctor?

Posted by: JFK Jr. at March 05, 2015 07:26 PM (nzKvP)



They're also dumb shit killers, JFK Jr. Thanks for proving the point.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 05, 2015 07:29 PM (oKE6c)

428 So libs can call a black neurosurgeon a dumb shit, and it's not racist


They call him a dumbshit because he's not a lib, not for any other reason.

Posted by: Wiley Post at March 05, 2015 07:30 PM (MMC8r)

429 What the hell posesses rich people to all of a sudden go hey I'm a pilot! Think I'll do some of that pilot shit. How many rich and famous have busted their ass or killed themselves flying?
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 05, 2015 07:22 PM (ucDmr)

::: looks around :::

A couple. Why?
Posted by: Zombie JFK Jr. at March 05, 2015 07:23 PM (V+kmg)

Ford has been a pilot for about forty years. He also flies helicopters and has flown emergency patients out of the remote area where his ranch is located.. I know someone who met him while working at a small local airport, Ford flew in in a helicopter and needed gas, etc.

He is extremely involved in aviation. As someone said earlier, he seems to not be as good, kind of like that driver you know that has an accident every year. Except planes are not as forgiving.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 05, 2015 07:30 PM (9D7Ji)

430 Ford did NOT walk away from this landing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2015 07:30 PM (nzKvP)

431
From lime pant suit to orange jump suit

Works for me

Posted by: Navycopjoe aka everyone's favorite democrat at March 05, 2015 06:14 PM (THkA0)


If her scheme led to U.S. secrets falling into the hands of China, Russia, or Iran, it should be a cigarette and a blindfold, not an orange jumpsuit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2015 07:30 PM (u6ZjY)

432 It's hard to tell when these hollywood types develop dementia

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 05, 2015 07:30 PM (zOTsN)

433 It's a shame about Ford, looking at the pictures, looks like he came up about 15 feet short of the green.

Open the club face, point it at the hole, swing parallel to your body.

Flop shot.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 05, 2015 07:30 PM (1xUj/)

434 The airline had a policy that required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a - 'Thanks for flying XYZ airline' .Aircraft Jokes

An airline pilot on this particular flight hammered his plane into the runway really hard. In light of his bad landing, he had difficulty looking the passengers in the eye, all the time he thought that a passenger would have a smart comment. However, it seemed that all the passengers were too shell shocked to say anything.

Finally, everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane. She said, 'Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?' Why no Ma'am', said the pilot, 'What is it', the little old lady said, 'Did we land or were we shot down?'

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 05, 2015 07:31 PM (fLKzW)

435 I wonder if Harrsion Ford thought to himself, "oh shit, now I'm never going to hear the end of the 'Han Solo' pilot jokes."

Posted by: weew at March 05, 2015 07:31 PM (0tmLY)

436 58 On a side note: Whoever has been leaking this story seems to be following the Breitbart method of leaking just enough info to get a response (knowing what the initial response will be), and then ---wham!--- this little memo comes along and destroys all prior explanations.

Well-played, Hillary hater, well-played.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2015 06:20 PM (lHHyw)

That's an excellent point.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 05, 2015 07:31 PM (+XMAD)

437 427: Kennedy was not instrument rated right? Bad combo flying over water at dusk.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 05, 2015 07:32 PM (ucDmr)

438 >>And the thick, Brillo-pad hair. And the flies. Always so many flies.


That's not hair. You can shoo it away.

Posted by: Aviator at March 05, 2015 07:32 PM (sQzB6)

439
It's a shame about Ford, looking at the pictures, looks like he came up about 15 feet short of the green.
is that a one or a two stroke penalty?

Posted by: sonny bono at March 05, 2015 07:32 PM (lKyWE)

440 rockmom, charisma roll of 8, the media would have to carry him.

Posted by: Yeager's Shadow at March 05, 2015 07:33 PM (ztOda)

441 I've crashed my P-51D in Microsoft Flight Simulator many times, just to watch it burn.

Posted by: Opie Smalls at March 05, 2015 07:33 PM (2SG0/)

442 Kennedy was not instrument rated right? Bad combo flying over water at dusk.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo

Wife asked if I wanted her to take the controls so I could freshen up before landing. Told her I'd just wash-up on the beach.

Posted by: JFK jr. at March 05, 2015 07:34 PM (GuwT9)

443 441: Pfft, that ain't nothin. I crashed more Lear Jets than they ever built.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 05, 2015 07:35 PM (ucDmr)

444 Apparently Greta doesn't think this Flaming Skull news is as important Harrison's plane wreck. She's still covering the wreck 35 minutes into her show.

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 05, 2015 07:35 PM (3eZI/)

445 There can't be too many of the old WW2 trainers left.

Posted by: Jean at March 05, 2015 07:35 PM (ztOda)

446 There can't be too many of the old WW2 trainers left.

Thanks, Harrison.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 05, 2015 07:36 PM (MMC8r)

447 If Ford was flying an 80 year old plane, I suspect that he's prepared to "leave the building", so to speak. They're cool and I love seeing them flying, but damn it's a dice roll.

Posted by: otho at March 05, 2015 07:37 PM (tBSrv)

448 So you're saying hillary shot down Ford's plane, as a distraction


Kim kedashian was busy

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 05, 2015 07:37 PM (zOTsN)

449 445: I think the damage on Ford's will buff right out.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 05, 2015 07:37 PM (ucDmr)

450 that the Hillary's backdoor was unlocked.

Posted by: BSKB at March 05, 2015 06:27 PM (whPuR)


Words one hopes one will never see in any other context.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2015 07:37 PM (u6ZjY)

451 They call him a dumbshit because he's not a lib, not for any other reason.
Posted by: Wiley Post at March 05, 2015 07:30 PM (MMC8r)

Yeah, well that is entirely racist. And as I said, someone should ask them if all blacks who don't support homosexuality are dumb shits. Muslims too.

Posted by: gewa76 at March 05, 2015 07:38 PM (S9rS1)

452 At least the plane Ford was flying was an old trainer, rather than some hotshot fighter plane or experimental aircraft. Trainers, after all, are intended for beginner pilots, which Ford was not.

Posted by: rickl at March 05, 2015 07:38 PM (sdi6R)

453 Posted by: Opie Smalls at March 05, 2015 07:33 PM (2SG0/)

I never understood why flight simulators simulate how fcuking boring it is. Unless you're doing stunts or taking off/landing. Then it's terrifying. The rest of the time? Snoozeville. I think that's what kills a lot of pilots, they fall asleep or get distracted just at the wrong moment.

Flying takes 100% concentration 100% of the time. It's very intense and tiring. After awhile the human mind and body just goes into a waking coma.

That mostly goes unnoticed because of the dearth of traffic. Except when it happens too close to the dirt.

I'm all for commercial pilots being retired. I don't care how experienced they are, it's the physical part of it that takes younger bodies.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 05, 2015 07:38 PM (zRby/)

454 Doesn't he have to hold on for a cameo in the Indy reboot and Star Wars 7?

Posted by: Jean at March 05, 2015 07:38 PM (ztOda)

455 This is true. Carsons thoughts on homosexuality do reflect that of the black community

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 05, 2015 07:39 PM (zOTsN)

456 Apparently Greta doesn't think this Flaming Skull news is as important Harrison's plane wreck.

Someone needs to kidnap a pretty blond coed.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 05, 2015 07:39 PM (MMC8r)

457
crashing a plane without taking enemy fire is embarrassing

Posted by: brian williams at March 05, 2015 07:40 PM (lKyWE)

458 >>You know what all pilots say: "Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing."

Posted by: gewa76

And if the plane can be used again it was a great landing.

Posted by: Aviator at March 05, 2015 07:40 PM (sQzB6)

459 There can't be too many of the old WW2 trainers left.

Posted by: Jean at March 05, 2015 07:35 PM

Yeah, it's getting to the point where I get concerned about the old birds going up at all.

Posted by: otho at March 05, 2015 07:40 PM (tBSrv)

460 Here, Chewie, hold my beer!

Posted by: Seconds before the crash at March 05, 2015 07:40 PM (MMC8r)

461 437 427: Kennedy was not instrument rated right? Bad combo flying over water at dusk.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 05, 2015 07:32 PM (ucDmr)




Proving Clint's point: a man's gotta know his limitations.


JFK Jr. was a pretty boy, but with the approximate IQ of a rutabaga. A novice pilot flying off into the dusk to find an island in the dark? What could go wrong? No one ever told him it's a BIG ocean out there.


Right after that happened a commercial pilot told me that flying at night over water is terrifying until you get used to it. He said pilots called it "flying in the ink well," and have to learn to trust their instruments implicitly, because your senses are worthless. You can think you're flying level, but be in a very gentle descent, and not realize it until you hit the water. No landmarks, no lights, no nothing to tip you off.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 05, 2015 07:41 PM (oKE6c)

462 Time to crowd source a Sarah Palin dumpster dive?

Posted by: EmmEssEmm at March 05, 2015 07:41 PM (7v8o1)

463 Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 05, 2015 07:31 PM (fLKzW)

Ha! Here's my pilot joke:

A pilot gets on the intercom and announces to the passengers: "Hello, this is Capt. Jones. We are beginning our descent and should be landing at Logan in-Oh, no! Holy %#$@ Lord!! Son of a bitch!"

After 20 seconds or so, he resumes talking: "Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize for that outburst. I just spilled really hot coffee on my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

A man sitting in business class yells out, "That's nothing! You should see the back of mine!"

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 05, 2015 07:42 PM (+XMAD)

464 I don't think I have ever heard rutabagas referenced so much as today. A dozen times at least. It amuses me

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 05, 2015 07:43 PM (zOTsN)

465
464 I don't think I have ever heard rutabagas referenced so much as today. A dozen times at least. It amuses me

Rutabagas are also referred to as "swedes".

Man, they really know how to hurt rutabagas' feelings, don't they?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2015 07:44 PM (bWFHa)

466
JFK Jr. was a pretty boy, but with the approximate IQ of a rutabaga.


True. So smart.

Posted by: Joey Biden, Crayon-Eater at March 05, 2015 07:44 PM (MMC8r)

467 Here corgis here corgis.

new thread, go fetch.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 05, 2015 07:46 PM (zRby/)

468 Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 05, 2015 07:42 PM (+XMAD)


Here's mine: The pilot of a plane going to Hawaii walks down the aisle near the end of the flight, greeting passengers, then asks "Have any of you ever been to Hawaii before?"

A few passengers raise their hands.


"It's kind of kidney-shaped, isn't it?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 05, 2015 07:46 PM (oKE6c)

469 He was buzzing the golf course. Apparently trying to help OJ find the real killer.


But if you're gonna crash, might as well do it where the doctors are.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2015 07:46 PM (u6ZjY)

470 "OK, I made my pile. Fuck the mountains. I'm outta here. What's the shortest route to Monterey?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 05, 2015 07:24 PM (oKE6c)


Apparently it's a straight line into the ocean from 5000 feet up.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 05, 2015 07:47 PM (oFCZn)

471 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 05, 2015 07:38 PM (zRby/)

I've read about Lindbergh and a lot of the early pilots. While Lindbergh really went off the rails politically later in life, you have to hand to him as a pilot. It took huge friggin cojones to fly across the Atlantic in what was basically a crate by our standards. Lacking modern instrumentation, he couldn't doze off for a second.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at March 05, 2015 07:48 PM (+XMAD)

472 OT: After watching Season 3 of House of Cards I only have one question (spoiler alert):

does anyone know which famous author blew Obama in the West Wing?

Posted by: East Bay Jay at March 05, 2015 07:48 PM (7v8o1)

473 Rutabaga is Norwegian for underboob.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 05, 2015 07:49 PM (oFCZn)

474 I always thought it was odd that Mz. Clinton repeatedly exclaimed that "Atlas Shrugged" was a favorite of hers in early years.

I guess if your narcissism verges on solipsism, you can fervently believe in a lack of oversight over yourself and your own activities and absolute power over others'.

Sort of an "objectivism for me, socialism for thee" kind of thing.

It sure is nice to see that the Press Corps is still staffed with crude, hypocritical, self-righteous team players, though. I do wonder if it keeps any of them up at night, sometimes. I mean, most of them are denser than osmium, so it would never occur to them (see recent examples from The Thrush and of course Jezebel and Momma Jones).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 05, 2015 07:58 PM (bLnSU)

475 Ok, so she's a criminal that allowed our enemies to see State secrets. But at least if we elect her it'll be a smack to the face of the people who pay women 77 cents for every dollar they pay a man!


(You know, nobody).

Posted by: Ummmmmm at March 05, 2015 08:11 PM (LD35X)

476 102...they saw it was a private server, and they literally exploded in the
world's largest orgasm before reporting to Putin that the Hillary's
backdoor was unlocked.

The Backdoor was unlocked, indeed it was, and Huma was right there
with the plastic, and I'm not talking about American Express...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 05, 2015 08:28 PM (i9ctg)

477 "This evil aged Tracy Flick must not be permitted the power of the presidency."

What gives anyone the impression that Obama is leaving? Do you think he values the 22nd Amendment more than the 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th, 9th, or 10th? Does anyone think the GOP would stop him?

Scenario: Hillary's serial scandals have seriously damaged her politically, leaving the Dems without a strong presidential nominee. Obama announces that his fundamental transformation isn't complete, and he won't leave until he has finished the job. Obama is re-nominated by the Dems. Thanks to all the new voters imported from Mexico, Obama wins the next, and all future elections.

Now wouldn't that be a fundamental transformation!

Posted by: Jeff P at March 05, 2015 08:34 PM (aosNi)

478
Pax - Miss, would you ask the handsome pilot's on the flight deck what time we arrive?

Stewardess - The crew for tonight's flight is all female, and by the way, we no longer call it a cock-pit!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 05, 2015 09:41 PM (P330y)

479 if jeb is the gop nominee, i'm still voting third party.

Posted by: Justfactualthings at March 06, 2015 12:21 AM (oCxXI)

480 In which Ace is reminded of the real enemies, and leaves the circular firing squad temporarily, if only to reload.

Posted by: Adjoran at March 06, 2015 12:32 AM (QIQ6j)

481 I'll be prosecuting Mrs Clinton right after the DOJ prosecutes me for felony murder in Fast and Furious. Getting right on that Clinton prosecution... any day now... here it comes... Tinkerbell will die unless you believe me... she's fading fast - all you evil conservatives are killing helpless little Tinkerbell... believe, believe...

Posted by: Eric The Red Holder at March 06, 2015 01:58 AM (ylhEn)

482 Shrum is doin' 'shrums again

Posted by: Colonel Haiku at March 06, 2015 07:11 AM (Y8JQ4)

483 To 45% of the population, any crimes committed by Democrats pale in comparison to the crime of having an (R) behind one's name.

Posted by: Matt in Tampa at March 06, 2015 10:30 AM (vDEpI)

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