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Overnight Open Thread (3-4-2015)

Quote of the Day I

I remember going around China with a friend of mine who owned some steel foundries and a pelletized iron ore plant. He's an American, but he lives in Hong Kong. Anyway, we're wandering around mainland China, and I remember saying that I hadn't heard any political discussions. Is it because people are afraid to talk about politics? He said, "no, they're not afraid to [talk about politics]. You get 'em started, and they'll go on. But you've got understand the fundamental Chinese attitude toward government is 'shhhhhhh..don't wake it up when it's sleeping.'" And I think our Millennials have a little bit of that same attitude. Fortunately, what they would wake up would not be as terrifying as [China's cultural revolution.]

-- PJ O'Rourke

Quote of the Day II

To federal prosecutors, that last paragraph of facts is like "Free Handjob And iPad Day" at Walt Disney World.

-- Popehat on the David Petraeus Plea Deal

Prager University: He May Look But He Wants You

Curiouser and Curiouser Details on Hillary's Private Email Server

Via Fritzworth from the sidebar.

To summarize: according to DomainTools.com, the domain clintonemail.com has been hosted by Confluence Networks since 12/22/2011, more than three years. Confluence Networks, based out of the British Virgin Islands, has only existed as a domain (confluence-networks.com) since April 2011, appears to be closely related to a Dubai-based media advertising firm, and has always had its domain name managed by PrivacyProtect.org, a registration privacy firm that lists addresses out of Luxembourg and Australia, but gives a phone number apparently out of Denmark, and that shows up repeatedly in connection with fraud, scam, and spam-related domains.

No, no questions or issues there.

'Let's Destroy Liberal Academia'

Understand that the purpose of modern American "education" is not to educate students. It is primarily to provide cushy, subsidized sinecures for liberal administrators and faculty while, secondarily, providing a forum to indoctrinate soft young minds in the liberal fetishes du jour. Actually educating students is hard, and a meaningful education is anathema to liberalism. In the liberals' ideal world, the universities would simply fester with leftist nonsense and not even bother with trying to teach their charges anything at all. And today, it's pretty close to being the liberals' ideal world.

...Modern academia is a refuge and sanctuary for the left within our culture where the inhabitants can devote their full efforts to destroying the very society that subsidizes them without having to worry about actually producing anything of value. It's an intellectual and moral cesspool. Just look at some of the nightmares that have slithered out of our universities and into mainstream society in just the last few decades - political correctness, hook-up culture, Barack Obama.

Also: Pretentious Students and Their Enablers

Also: A UT Faculty Member On the Whole 'De-Tenuring' Thing

"Caveman" blogger wins right to blog advice about food and fitness without a state license

North Carolinian Steve Cooksey had gone through an intense personal journey he wanted to share with the world. He had been obese, diagnosed with Type II Diabetes, and almost keeled over, but emerged from his near-death experience to adopt a simple, "Caveman" or paleo diet of meat, nuts, and veggies along with exercise. He lost a lot of weight, felt great and healthy, and wanted to share with the world, so he started a blog, wherein he dispensed advice about food and fitness. Recipes, grocery lists, general advice.

The state of North Carolina declared this illegal "counseling and assessing" without a license provided by the state. For three years, he has been fighting for the right to blog without a license

Jihadi John Had Two Jobs

More on the deep connection between Western jihadis and welfare.

Army Investigated Medal of Honor Recipient...Over an Amazon Book Comment

Where his name was merely mentioned.

Microsoft Co-Founder Says WWII Battleship Musashi Found

Musashi (???) was the second ship of the Yamato class of Imperial Japanese Navy World War II battleships. She and her sister ship, Yamato, were the heaviest and most powerfully armed battleships ever constructed, displacing 72,800 tonnes at full load and armed with nine 46 cm (18.1 inch) Type 94 main guns. Neither ship survived the war.

The Musashi was sunk just three years after her launching in 1942.

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Star Trek Fans Told To Stop "Spocking" Canadian $5 Bill

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A Very Important Update on Average Penis Length

Science!

Average length of flaccid penis: 3.61 inches
Average length of flaccid penis stretched out by researchers (yes, that's a thing they do sometimes): 5.21 inches
Average length of erect penis: 5.17 inches (alas, on this most important of categories, the researchers could only find four studies that fit their criteria, so the sample size is a relatively small 692 individuals)
Average circumference of flaccid penis: 3.67 inches
Average circumference of erect penis: 4.59 inches

[Your ever humble narrator quietly puts away the calipers and measuring tape with a generally satisfied look upon his face]

An artist's conception of the 'average' man:

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The Group knows what you did.

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Comments

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1 Woohoo! ONT and Code Red!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 04, 2015 10:07 PM (KH1sk)

2 Good evening!

Posted by: speedster1 at March 04, 2015 10:08 PM (1brdf)

3 Saved by the Maet!!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 04, 2015 10:08 PM (V+kmg)

4 Woot woot Yay ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 10:08 PM (YOPoU)

5 Phew!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2015 10:08 PM (lHHyw)

6 It's about time. The chafing was killing me.

Posted by: Garrett at March 04, 2015 10:09 PM (FGkrV)

7 Oh thank God

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 04, 2015 10:09 PM (AkOaV)

8 http://tinyurl.com/kacfmof
From IJ Review, I found last night & put on Twitter.
Here too.

Posted by: Carol at March 04, 2015 10:10 PM (sj3Ax)

9 Penis length! Yay!

Thank you, Lord Maet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2015 10:10 PM (FsuaD)

10 So this is where we start the penis puns right?

*ducks*

Posted by: Lauren at March 04, 2015 10:11 PM (MYCIw)

11 Moar boobies. The Braille edition.

Posted by: tbodie at March 04, 2015 10:11 PM (tHAoL)

12 Dang, I'm sorry I made the comment that spurred the whole "Clinton penis size: average or not?" discussion.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2015 10:11 PM (lHHyw)

13 Howdy, ONT....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 04, 2015 10:11 PM (5W7pm)

14 [Your humble narrator quietly puts away the calipers and measuring tape with a satisfied look upon his face]

F*cking bragert

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 10:11 PM (YOPoU)

15 'Lo, 'rons....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 04, 2015 10:12 PM (T1005)

16 What a shame all the boobie lovers can't show us their penis size.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2015 10:12 PM (FsuaD)

17 Is Obama a Dictator?

Is Obama a dictator? He has circumvented both the Congress and the Constitution in appropriating funds and trampling on the Bill of Rights.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8525

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 04, 2015 10:12 PM (0Ew3K)

18 Lee-Rubio Tax Reform Proposal

Senators Mike Lee (R-UT) and Marco Rubio (R-FL) have proposed an overhaul of the tax code.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8586

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 04, 2015 10:13 PM (0Ew3K)

19 Penis length! Yay!

Thank you, Lord Maet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2015 10:10 PM (FsuaD)


*ahem*

Posted by: Mr. D'Oh at March 04, 2015 10:13 PM (V+kmg)

20

16 What a shame all the boobie lovers can't show us their penis size.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2015

Be careful for what you wish for.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 10:13 PM (YOPoU)

21 Imam Who Said Ayaan Hirsi Ali Deserved Death Penalty Was Hired By DOJ To Teach Muslim Classes To Federal Prisoners

http://bit.ly/1CyTuFV

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 04, 2015 10:13 PM (0Ew3K)

22 Sadly we are moving toward that Chinese view of government. At least those of us in the private-sector.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 04, 2015 10:13 PM (8zCR+)

23 Maybe it's because I've led a virtuous life and said my prayers, but I have never encountered any length/girth shortcomings (if you will).

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 04, 2015 10:13 PM (KH1sk)

24 Ugh, more snow. And ice. Remind me not to grumble when it's hot this summer. At least I won't slip on the ice and break something.

And thanks for the ONT Maet. Hope you and your lovely wife are well.

Posted by: Moki at March 04, 2015 10:14 PM (bAB8f)

25 Average penis length...3.61 inches?

Wow. I really appreciate my husband even more now.

Posted by: wheatie at March 04, 2015 10:14 PM (7cGIw)

26 >>What a shame all the boobie lovers can't show us their penis size.

Oh noes - now someone is going to say "pics or it isn't believable!" and then we're starting down the path to Weiner land---er, Anthony Weiner dick-pic land....forget it...nevermind

Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2015 10:14 PM (lHHyw)

27 What a shame all the boobie lovers can't show us their penis size.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2015 10:12 PM (FsuaD)


I can give you the password for my Imgr account

::: shifty eyes ::::

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 04, 2015 10:14 PM (V+kmg)

28 What a shame all the boobie lovers can't show us their penis size.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2015


I can fix that.

*texts furiously*

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at March 04, 2015 10:14 PM (0NdlF)

29 >>What a shame all the boobie lovers can't show us their penis size



Check yer phone.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 04, 2015 10:14 PM (FGkrV)

30 19
Penis length! Yay!



Thank you, Lord Maet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2015 10:10 PM (FsuaD)



*ahem*



Posted by: Mr. D'Oh at March 04, 2015 10:13 PM (V+kmg)


Go back to sleep honey, I'm busy here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2015 10:14 PM (FsuaD)

31 16: Jane, Really? Thank God I stayed out of that one.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 04, 2015 10:14 PM (ucDmr)

32 "Moar boobies. The Braille edition."


I guess some people really do just read the articles.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 04, 2015 10:15 PM (5W7pm)

33 *moves fingers about page*

::fapfapfapfapfapfapfap::

Posted by: Blind Guy at March 04, 2015 10:15 PM (16bOT)

34 Go back to sleep honey, I'm busy here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2015 10:14 PM (FsuaD)


I know. Just don't forget to upload the video.

Oh, and tomorrow's trash day, so, you know, do your thing.

Posted by: Mr. D'Oh at March 04, 2015 10:15 PM (V+kmg)

35 'Girthiness is next to Godliness.'

Posted by: Garrett at March 04, 2015 10:16 PM (FGkrV)

36 What a shame all the boobie lovers can't show us their penis size.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2015 10:12 PM (FsuaD)


http://bit.ly/1CyU86r

Posted by: Mechazawa at March 04, 2015 10:16 PM (0Ew3K)

37
Is Obama a Dictator?

Dick-Tater, yes.

Posted by: dartist at March 04, 2015 10:16 PM (ahBY0)

38 I only read Braille Playboy for the articles.

No really.

Posted by: some blind guy at March 04, 2015 10:16 PM (LQfAn)

39 "21 Imam Who Said Ayaan Hirsi Ali Deserved Death Penalty Was Hired By DOJ To Teach Muslim Classes To Federal Prisoners "

Of course. Hirsi Ali is the best example there is that muslims are at the top of the victim pile.

Here we have a

-black
-pro-choice
-atheist
-woman

who experienced genital mutilation at the hands of a horrific, patriarchal society.

And yet....

Posted by: Lauren at March 04, 2015 10:17 PM (MYCIw)

40 Was there a under penis pic ? No? Well still looks saggy.

Posted by: Molly k at March 04, 2015 10:17 PM (755mS)

41 Nice Carol. I love McNaughton. I have his "The Forgotten Man' print framed.

Posted by: Infidel at March 04, 2015 10:17 PM (hzk7S)

42 What a shame all the boobie lovers can't show us their penis size.

Excuse me while I whip this out...

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at March 04, 2015 10:17 PM (0Ew3K)

43 32 "Moar boobies. The Braille edition."


I guess some people really do just read the articles.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 04, 2015 10:15

**snorts**

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 10:17 PM (YOPoU)

44 Does "Spocking" make it a quatloo?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 04, 2015 10:17 PM (KH1sk)

45 Did anyone notice this about Clintons emails?

"but gives a phone number apparently out of Denmark,"

I'm just sayin, Bill may be on to something

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 04, 2015 10:17 PM (AkOaV)

46
*bookmarks Dennis Prayer video for future reference

Posted by: shredded chi at March 04, 2015 10:18 PM (dMVEi)

47 An average dick would be a good thing, I think. You would get few complaints and the size would prompt you to put some imagination and effort into it instead of relying on your Saturn V to do all the work.

Posted by: eman at March 04, 2015 10:18 PM (MQEz6)

48 Sigh.

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at March 04, 2015 10:18 PM (XlFLJ)

49 "Moar boobies. The Braille edition."


I guess some people really do just read the articles.

I'm thinking this is one of those pop up books.

Posted by: tbodie at March 04, 2015 10:18 PM (tHAoL)

50 >>"Moar boobies. The Braille edition."

I inexplicably received my Verizon bill in braille. Twice.
Both times I called customer service and it went like this:

Me: Uh, you sent me my bill in braille and I'm not blind.
Customer Service: What is the account number on the bill.
Me: I don't know, it's all in braille.
Customer Service: .....oh.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2015 10:18 PM (lHHyw)

51 >>>> 38 I only read Braille Playboy for the articles.
No really.
Posted by: some blind guy at March 04, 2015 10:16 PM (LQfAn)

Me too. No really.

Posted by: Blind IRS investigator at March 04, 2015 10:19 PM (2x3L+)

52 Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2015 10:11 PM (lHHyw)

Really?!?!

A QUARTER?

I mean, c'mon

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 04, 2015 10:19 PM (AkOaV)

53 Maet, great ONT. You changed your registration or has the ewok calmed down?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 04, 2015 10:20 PM (0FSuD)

54 14 [Your humble narrator quietly puts away the calipers and measuring tape with a satisfied look upon his face]

F*cking bragert
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 10:11 PM (YOPoU)

He only had to clear 5.17 inches, so don't take it too hard.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 04, 2015 10:21 PM (mx5oN)

55 You don't even want to know what is written on most golf balls. And until you have a tactile understanding of cheese graters?

...you'll never know how filthy these people are.

Posted by: Blind Guy at March 04, 2015 10:21 PM (16bOT)

56 [Your humble narrator quietly puts away the calipers and measuring tape with a satisfied look upon his face]

Pffft, You're married, but we're glad your wife is apparently completely satisfied. We want to know how the single 'rons measure up. And remember the Gushie scale is in effect: insufficient, sufficient and holy shit get that thang away from me!

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 04, 2015 10:21 PM (MWpFc)

57 He only had to clear 5.17 inches, so don't take it too hard.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 04, 2015 10:21 PM (mx5oN)


It's only 5.17 inches, but women like it that thick around.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 04, 2015 10:21 PM (V+kmg)

58 >>And yet....


....Joe freakin' Biden, patriarchal white male, receiver of all the benefits of white privilege blah, blah, blah attempts to lecture *her* on how Islam works and not a peep from any women or anyone on the Left.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2015 10:22 PM (lHHyw)

59 Was that Braille Playboy a pop-up book?

Posted by: Splunge at March 04, 2015 10:22 PM (qyomX)

60 This ONT was premature

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 10:22 PM (YOPoU)

61 >He only had to clear 5.17 inches, so don't take it too hard.


Phrasing.

Posted by: Garrett at March 04, 2015 10:22 PM (FGkrV)

62 "Customer Service: What is the account number on the bill.
Me: I don't know, it's all in braille.
Customer Service: .....oh."


Heh!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 04, 2015 10:22 PM (5W7pm)

63 57 He only had to clear 5.17 inches, so don't take it too hard.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 04, 2015 10:21 PM (mx5oN)

It's only 5.17 inches, but women like it that thick around.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 04, 2015 10:21 PM (V+kmg)

Um, vajayjay only?

Posted by: eman at March 04, 2015 10:23 PM (MQEz6)

64 Average length: 5.17 inches
Average circumference: 4.59 inches(?!)


For me, that'd still be like a hotdog down a hallway. But, that can't be right.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 04, 2015 10:23 PM (LQfAn)

65 "Moar boobies. The Braille edition."

"Honest, Kate, it's the only way I can be sure it's you!"

Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2015 10:23 PM (FcR7P)

66 In braille, the clitoris is but one bump. That spells "home plate".

Posted by: Blind Guy at March 04, 2015 10:23 PM (16bOT)

67 Great ONT, Maetenloch...or should we call you Meatenloch?

Lots of juicy content. Thanks!

Posted by: wheatie at March 04, 2015 10:24 PM (7cGIw)

68 That kid who had the penis shortening? What did the idiot end up with?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2015 10:24 PM (FsuaD)

69 I only feel the articles.

Posted by: eman at March 04, 2015 10:24 PM (MQEz6)

70 Of course. Hirsi Ali is the best example there is that muslims are at the top of the victim pile.




A muslim woman who experienced genital mutilation at the hands of a horrific, patriarchal society.




Posted by: Lauren at March 04, 2015 10:17 PM (MYCIw)

To anyone that may not have read it, Hirsi Ali's book "Infidel" is fantastic.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 04, 2015 10:24 PM (AC0lD)

71 A 100,000 nipples in every issue guaranteed.

Posted by: Playboy Braille Edition at March 04, 2015 10:25 PM (TtXjG)

72 I feel confident that I'm a bigger dictator than Kim Jong Un and Xi Jinping.

Posted by: Queen Barry I at March 04, 2015 10:25 PM (GuwT9)

73 So this penis length thing. I am guess when my dick worked I was a fucking stud.


Never had a clue I had a Black dick. Guess that accounts for my popularity?


Seriously, 5 inches? This is a width measurement right?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 04, 2015 10:25 PM (0FSuD)

74 You think the blind Playboy is a hoot? Try donning a set of dark glasses and carrying a white cane into your local "gentleman's" club.

Tell 'em you're "just looking"

*grope grope*

I'd give the over/under at 35 seconds, before the bouncers getcha?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2015 10:25 PM (RzZOc)

75 "That kid who had the penis shortening? What did the idiot end up with?"
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2015 10:24 PM (FsuaD)

We call that "The Maddow".

Posted by: Cock Surgeon at March 04, 2015 10:25 PM (16bOT)

76 53 Maet, great ONT. You changed your registration or has the ewok calmed down?
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 04, 2015 10:20 PM (0FSuD)


*Whistling innocently*

Posted by: Marlin Perkins with a dart gun at March 04, 2015 10:25 PM (PFjNT)

77 The carrot
The tuna can
The vienna sausage
...

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at March 04, 2015 10:25 PM (XlFLJ)

78 Try telling a LIV that their kid might not be best served by going to that most prestigious university. It doesn't go over real well.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 04, 2015 10:26 PM (8zCR+)

79 Political Hat,
Rs in House & now in Senate do nothing to stop SCOAMT.

I ask all to go to speaker.gov & contact him to send email on how disgusted you are with him.
I did it Tuesday.

Posted by: Carol at March 04, 2015 10:26 PM (sj3Ax)

80 " What did the idiot end up with?"

Didn't hear about that but I do remember back when Nick Nolte had the, uh, "sack" reduction. Complained that he was always sitting down on them.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 04, 2015 10:26 PM (5W7pm)

81 The "Pringles can" is on the extreme end of the snack food spectrum.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 04, 2015 10:27 PM (KH1sk)

82 Really Nip?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 10:27 PM (YOPoU)

83 You're gonna need a bigger smartphone, toots.

Posted by: Fritz at March 04, 2015 10:27 PM (dVmLD)

84 Hello you night morons.. I usually don't get on here at night.. I usually read the ONT in the morning waiting for the morning thread to open!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 04, 2015 10:27 PM (/9Mak)

85 The Tuna Can

-ha!

Posted by: Garrett at March 04, 2015 10:27 PM (FGkrV)

86 That kid who had the penis shortening? What did the idiot end up with?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Everybody calling him "stumpy" every day for the rest of his life.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at March 04, 2015 10:27 PM (GuwT9)

87 'Let's Destroy Liberal Academia'

College today, especially at an elite college, is the Progressive ideal.

Their utopia is basically eternal and perpetual college. Go to a "studies" class... raise awareness... sip fair-trade cat-poop coffee... work in the collective organic garden... smoke pot...

The entire kit and kaboodle.

Posted by: The Academic Hat at March 04, 2015 10:27 PM (0Ew3K)

88 16 What a shame all the boobie lovers can't show us their penis size.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2015



Hey, I asked about the AoSHQ dick pic policy on Valentine's Day but had no response!!

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 04, 2015 10:27 PM (AC0lD)

89 We only read it for the articles.

Posted by: Blind perverts at March 04, 2015 10:27 PM (ENczY)

90 Posted by: Carol at March 04, 2015 10:26 PM (sj3Ax)

Yeah, cuz Boehner really gives a shit what we want. I'm sure sending an email to his public email address will change his mind...


...c'mon!

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 04, 2015 10:27 PM (AkOaV)

91 68 That kid who had the penis shortening? What did the idiot end up with?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2015 10:24 PM (FsuaD)

Jane, seriously, did you look at the pics? That kid needed surgery.

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 04, 2015 10:28 PM (MWpFc)

92 57 He only had to clear 5.17 inches, so don't take it too hard.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 04, 2015 10:21 PM (mx5oN)

It's only 5.17 inches, but women like it that thick around.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 04, 2015 10:21 PM (V+kmg)


And remember that according to the ISO 5813 standard you measure from mid-taint along the chord from base to tip.

Posted by: Maetenloch at March 04, 2015 10:28 PM (wqVD1)

93 Stand back, fellas.

Mr. Happy senses a Hooters nearby.

Posted by: eman at March 04, 2015 10:28 PM (MQEz6)

94 78 Try telling a LIV that their kid might not be best served by going to that most prestigious university. It doesn't go over real well.

New Reality Show Proposal: Gender Studies majors explain in detail, to a class of High School Juniors, what sorts of jobs, and pay, their degrees got them. Sort of a "Scared Straight" for the SJW-indoctrinated set. I'd watch.

Posted by: Splunge at March 04, 2015 10:28 PM (qyomX)

95 Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 04, 2015 10:28 PM (MWpFc)

Yeah. Gross.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 04, 2015 10:28 PM (AkOaV)

96 I see where the old "Throwin a hotdog down a hallway" joke came from now. Thanks Maet!

Posted by: dartist at March 04, 2015 10:28 PM (ahBY0)

97 My eyes were fine all day, no burning until I started reading blog after 3. It may be glare of light or iPad.
Good Night!

Posted by: Carol at March 04, 2015 10:29 PM (sj3Ax)

98 What a shame all the boobie lovers can't show us their penis size.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2015 10:12 PM

Jane! I'm shocked.

No not really. If you're taking a poll, mine is X.XXX. No kidding!

Posted by: Farmer at March 04, 2015 10:29 PM (o/90i)

99 91 Jane, seriously, did you look at the pics? That kid needed surgery.
Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 04, 2015 10:28 PM


Just what do you have against football? Because it was shaped just like one.

Posted by: Splunge at March 04, 2015 10:29 PM (qyomX)

100 Posted by: Splunge at March 04, 2015 10:28 PM (qyomX)

Ha. You could do that for most majors.

And should.

"Hi, my name is John. And I majored in English. I now work at Starbucks as a mixologist at $12.75 an hour."

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 04, 2015 10:30 PM (AkOaV)

101 >>Mr. Happy senses a Hooters nearby.

Nope, just Scott Walker's office.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2015 10:30 PM (lHHyw)

102 Maet, great ONT. You changed your registration or has the ewok calmed down?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 04, 2015 10:20 PM (0FSuD)


Danish boobehs can calm the riotous soul.

Posted by: The Dane Hat at March 04, 2015 10:30 PM (0Ew3K)

103 76 53 Maet, great ONT. You changed your registration or has the ewok calmed down?
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 04, 2015 10:20 PM (0FSuD)
*Whistling innocently*
Posted by: Marlin Perkins with a dart gun at March 04, 2015 10:25 PM (PFjNT)


Nope no behind the Endor-curtains drama going. Sorry to disappoint.

Posted by: Maetenloch at March 04, 2015 10:30 PM (wqVD1)

104 @82

Yeah, 30 years ago I was quite popular. I really can not believe 5 inches. Maybe this explains why all four girls in a certain apt in NYC fcuked me.



I feel so dirty! NOT

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 04, 2015 10:31 PM (0FSuD)

105 Well, I know of one college that's been destroyed.

Sweet Briar College in VA.

Weird, weird story. Despite significant endowment, they announced that they are shutting down the college, after the transfer application deadline at most other schools. Even stranger, they built a brand new library last year.

I feel for the students.

Posted by: Lauren at March 04, 2015 10:31 PM (MYCIw)

106 Posted by: Maetenloch at March 04, 2015 10:28 PM (wqVD1)

Pfft. Everyone knows you start measuring at the top of the butt crack.

Posted by: department of weighs and measure ... hey, good enough for govt work! at March 04, 2015 10:31 PM (AkOaV)

107 Nite Carol

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 10:31 PM (YOPoU)

108 Senate votes to block union election rule

http://bit.ly/1CyYcU6

Posted by: The Scab hat at March 04, 2015 10:32 PM (0Ew3K)

109 Posted by: Lauren at March 04, 2015 10:31 PM (MYCIw)

No shit?!

Very familiar with that school

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 04, 2015 10:32 PM (AkOaV)

110 Maybe we should start sending some balls to Boehner...because, you know, he apparently has none.

We could call it..."Balls for Boehner".

You can get little Ping-Pong sized rubber balls at Walmart or Target.
It would be funny if his office got inundated with thousands of balls.

Posted by: wheatie at March 04, 2015 10:32 PM (7cGIw)

111
10 So this is where we start the penis puns right? *ducks*




Nah. They've all already rolled over and gone to sleep after the last thread.

Posted by: buzzion at March 04, 2015 10:32 PM (z/Ubi)

112 Some years back I took an x-ray of a H.S. student. We were talking about what he was learning in school and he mentioned the whole school watching the Algore movie with a discussion afterwards. I asked him if there was anyone there discussing a dissenting view. He said "no".

Posted by: Hank at March 04, 2015 10:32 PM (S1NkT)

113 All potatoes no meat
The corndog
The snake

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at March 04, 2015 10:32 PM (XlFLJ)

114 "Their utopia is basically eternal and perpetual college. Go to a
"studies" class... raise awareness... sip fair-trade cat-poop coffee...
work in the collective organic garden... smoke pot...
"


A friend has a brother like this. Thirty-three years old and still in college. Since graduating high-school. Gay, liberal, no job, sponges off momma (for whom she's his "little boy") but dad is disgusted with him. Huge student load debt.

He's looked for a job sporadically but nothing's ever really good enough for him, so, new loan and another year at school.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 04, 2015 10:32 PM (5W7pm)

115 Heh. I got an e-mail from a girlfriend yesterday (and you've probably all received the same one).

Bruce Jenner has offered to donate his balls to the JEF.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2015 10:33 PM (FsuaD)

116 Speaking of significant endowments, check THIS out!

*dickpic*

Posted by: Man Without Cooth at March 04, 2015 10:33 PM (16bOT)

117 Looks like many who were pushing Net Neutality are already having regrets...

http://tinyurl.com/l6s27ca

http://tinyurl.com/pseybof

Posted by: The 5G Hat at March 04, 2015 10:33 PM (0Ew3K)

118 Sell the school. Fire the teachers and staff. Pocket the endowment.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 04, 2015 10:33 PM (V70Uh)

119 "No shit?!

Very familiar with that school"

Yep. Crazy, right?

Posted by: Lauren at March 04, 2015 10:33 PM (MYCIw)

120 22 Sadly we are moving toward that Chinese view of government. At least those of us in the private-sector.
Posted by: cm9000 at March 04, 2015 10:13 PM (8zCR+)



Funny what the govt can dig up when they start poking around a business.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 04, 2015 10:34 PM (+Fae7)

121 And remember that according to the ISO 5813 standard you measure from mid-taint along the chord from base to tip.
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 04, 2015 10:28 PM (wqVD1)

Calipers, tape measures, I thought there was no math here

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 10:34 PM (YOPoU)

122 "Man Without Cooth "

Ha. I really left that one hanging, didn't I?

Posted by: Lauren at March 04, 2015 10:34 PM (MYCIw)

123 The thing about the research in "Curiouser and Curioser" is that it only relates the IP address. With respect to email, the more important DNS record is the MX record. It contains the host name of a mail exchange agent, and need not correspond to ANY of the addresses in the domain. I did a host lookup on the MX record and got the hostname of a commercial spam filtering service. If I was a betting man, I'd bet that from there the mail is delivered to a commercial email hoster.

Up until the December 24, 2014 I literally ran an email server at my house. It was the last vestige of the ISP I used to own. Last Christmas eve, I moved it to one hosting company and then another as part of a cost-saving move.

Posted by: JonathanG at March 04, 2015 10:35 PM (Tb8YD)

124 So, by Horde standards, if I shove my boobehs together and they look bigger, that counts, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2015 10:35 PM (FsuaD)

125 >>Looks like many who were pushing Net Neutality are already having regrets...

Screw them.
Seriously, they invited the monster inside and now they're sorry?
Too late.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2015 10:35 PM (lHHyw)

126 Ha. I really left that one hanging, didn't I?
Posted by: Lauren

Better than those damn teases who leave em standing.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at March 04, 2015 10:35 PM (GuwT9)

127 Under Net Neutrality, there will be no innovation.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 04, 2015 10:36 PM (V70Uh)

128 The tripod
The corkscrew
The blue veiner

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at March 04, 2015 10:36 PM (XlFLJ)

129 68 That kid who had the penis shortening? What did the idiot end up with?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2015 10:24 PM (FsuaD)

IIRC he still had a pretty big wang.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 04, 2015 10:36 PM (mx5oN)

130 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 04, 2015 10:37 PM (4gN5w)

131 Senate votes to block union election rule

This time, I'm SURE the Washington Generals are gonna win!

Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2015 10:37 PM (FcR7P)

132 Under Net Neutrality, there will be no innovation.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo

But there will be plenty of teh Ghey Seks.

Posted by: Reggie Love Neutral Net Czar at March 04, 2015 10:37 PM (GuwT9)

133 Pffft, You're married, but we're glad your wife is apparently completely satisfied. We want to know how the single 'rons measure up. And remember the Gushie scale is in effect: insufficient, sufficient and holy shit get that thang away from me!
Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 04, 2015 10:21 PM (MWpFc)

ORLY?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 04, 2015 10:38 PM (mx5oN)

134 So, by Horde standards, if I shove my boobehs together and they look bigger, that counts, right?

Absolutely.

Since looking is all we'll do it don't matter how you achieve the optical illusion.

Posted by: tbodie at March 04, 2015 10:38 PM (tHAoL)

135 "Calipers, tape measures, I thought there was no math here"


Unfortunately I'm afraid just about everything comes down to the maths. And I hate the maths.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 04, 2015 10:38 PM (5W7pm)

136 So, by Horde standards, if I shove my boobehs together and they look bigger, that counts, right?

You know the rules...

Posted by: Insomniac at March 04, 2015 10:38 PM (mx5oN)

137 "Ha. I really left that one hanging, didn't I?"
-Posted by: Lauren at March 04, 2015 10:34 PM (MYCIw)

Nicely Played

Posted by: *rimshot* at March 04, 2015 10:38 PM (16bOT)

138 Posted by: JonathanG at March 04, 2015 10:35 PM (Tb8YD

Hey, Mike Hammer and I want to hire you........its all legal

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 10:39 PM (YOPoU)

139 Stratford close in 1974.


Women's colleges were built to get women in to a university their Junior year, since most men's schools would not take Freshman.


St Mary's in Raleigh was a two year college finishing school, now only HS

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 04, 2015 10:39 PM (0FSuD)

140 129 IIRC he still had a pretty big wang.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 04, 2015 10:36 PM (mx5oN)

Yep, & no more painful sex

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 04, 2015 10:39 PM (MWpFc)

141 Hey everybody.

A major life change for me (positive) may be coming in the next few weeks. Will keep you all posted.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2015 10:40 PM (elbY7)

142 Use one of them logarithmical measuring sticks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 04, 2015 10:40 PM (W5DcG)

143 I'm off to bed. Husband apparently wore himself out looking at the Danish woman's pics I gifted him.

So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2015 10:40 PM (FsuaD)

144 Filling those brains full of mush in college isn't good enough. They want universal pre-school to get the ball rolling ASAP.

Posted by: Hank at March 04, 2015 10:41 PM (S1NkT)

145 I'm not drinking tonight so no emergency department Wang stories...

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at March 04, 2015 10:41 PM (XlFLJ)

146 Funny what the govt can dig up when they start poking around a business.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 04, 2015 10:34 PM (+Fae7)

Spoken like someone who may have worked for the government at one time.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 04, 2015 10:41 PM (8zCR+)

147 I went to a women's college, but I think it's safe since it's the oldest in country and it's so ingrained in the local community.

Posted by: Lauren at March 04, 2015 10:41 PM (MYCIw)

148 141 Hey everybody.

A major life change for me (positive) may be coming in the next few weeks. Will keep you all posted.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04

Career? Chick? Puppeh? Inheritance? Sex? Curious minds ya know

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 10:42 PM (YOPoU)

149 "IIRC he still had a pretty big wang."
-Posted by: Insomniac at March 04, 2015 10:36 PM (mx5oN)

It was substantial, but IBM had a the best quality product on the market at the time.

Posted by: 1986 Geek at March 04, 2015 10:42 PM (16bOT)

150 ORLY?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 04, 2015 10:38 PM (mx5oN)

Really. Let me further quote Gushie because its oh so true: I wanna get drilled, not impaled.

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 04, 2015 10:42 PM (MWpFc)

151 One last pic of the fuzzy owlets, waiting for mom or dad to bring them another snake or whatever for dinner.

Husband said, "Man, you know that nest smells like hell."

http://landingsbirdcam.com/

Terrified mom or dad will eventually bring them a fresh newborn feral kitten.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2015 10:43 PM (FsuaD)

152 140: He probably has a bright future in porn then?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 04, 2015 10:43 PM (ucDmr)

153 Good luck qdpsteve!

Posted by: Infidel at March 04, 2015 10:43 PM (hzk7S)

154 144 Filling those brains full of mush in college isn't good enough. They want universal pre-school to get the ball rolling ASAP.

Posted by: Hank at March 04, 2015 10:41 PM (S1NkT)

Here in Wi we have 4 year old kindergarten FFS Red China has nothing over us regarding indoctrination

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 10:43 PM (YOPoU)

155 Our new bills are plasticized and the new portrait of Sir Wilfrid Laurier is less Spock-like so you can only do that with the old, paper notes.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 04, 2015 10:44 PM (JCdoo)

156 Went to Boy Scout leadership dinner tonight.


The Scouts are the LAST hope for our boys. They do the right thing.


When is the last time any of the horde said the Pledge of Allegiance?



Posted by: Nip Sip at March 04, 2015 10:45 PM (0FSuD)

157 It [a big wang] was substantial, but IBM had a the best quality product on the market at the time.
Haven't read the thread yet as I just got here. Are you discussing Mr Data?

Posted by: andycanuck at March 04, 2015 10:45 PM (JCdoo)

158 150 ORLY?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 04, 2015 10:38 PM (mx5oN)

Really. Let me further quote Gushie because its oh so true: I wanna get drilled, not impaled.
Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 04, 2015 10:42 PM (MWpFc)

Well now...

Posted by: Insomniac at March 04, 2015 10:46 PM (mx5oN)

159 Its highly probable that the US Secretary of States Email, was hosted by a company whose ownership leads back to a Middle Eastern Country...

How F'n dumb is that...

Posted by: BB Wolf, retired Sailor at March 04, 2015 10:46 PM (qh617)

160 "How F'n dumb is that..."

Clinton dumb.

Posted by: Lauren at March 04, 2015 10:46 PM (MYCIw)

161 "Haven't read the thread yet as I just got here. Are you discussing Mr Data?"
-Posted by: andycanuck at March 04, 2015 10:45 PM (JCdoo)

Illogical.

Posted by: Spock at March 04, 2015 10:47 PM (16bOT)

162 Nip Sip. Every time I go to a meeting at the lodge, or hear it on TV. I stand up and recite it.

Posted by: Infidel at March 04, 2015 10:47 PM (hzk7S)

163 Its highly probable that the US Secretary of States Email, was hosted by a company whose ownership leads back to a Middle Eastern Country...

That would explain some things...

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at March 04, 2015 10:48 PM (FcR7P)

164 159:160 Rodham is untouchable.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 04, 2015 10:48 PM (ucDmr)

165 My wife (bless her heart) gave me some boxer shorts that say Cock O' the Walk on one pair and Mister Big Stuff on the other.

Methinks she didn't do a lot of comparative shopping before she met me.

Posted by: Hank at March 04, 2015 10:49 PM (S1NkT)

166 Posted by: Nip Sip at March 04, 2015 10:45 PM (0FSuD)


We attended a Silver Beaver banquet Friday night way south of here.


Husband is a recipient of Order of the Arrow, and Silver Beaver. Son is a recipient of Order of the Arrow and an Eagle Scout.


Our troop produces more Eagle Scouts than many in Georgia. And yes, what a difference Scouting makes in young mens lives. We have an outreach here to the inner city.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2015 10:49 PM (FsuaD)

167 A major life change for me (positive) may be coming in the next few weeks. Will keep you all posted.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2015 10:40 PM

GL to you. Hope it works out.

We have something similar out there. Wish you all the best.

Posted by: Farmer at March 04, 2015 10:49 PM (o/90i)

168 Clintons.

You can't fix criminal

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 10:49 PM (YOPoU)

169 Wang is up, Wang is down!

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN SMASHIMG WATERMELONS at March 04, 2015 10:50 PM (XlFLJ)

170 Its highly probable that the US Secretary of States Email, was hosted by a company whose ownership leads back to a Middle Eastern Country...

How F'n dumb is that...
Posted by: BB Wolf


But, but, the Left insists that they are the PARTY OF THIENCE!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2015 10:50 PM (TtXjG)

171 MH: hmmm.... ;-) (rubbing my chin)

Infidel: thanks!!

Slight clue: it's nothing *too* earthshattering. I haven't won Powerball. (Despite my best efforts.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2015 10:50 PM (elbY7)

172 Farmer, thanks to you too.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2015 10:51 PM (elbY7)

173 >>>
We attended a Silver Beaver banquet Friday night way south of here

I'm sure you did, wink, nod, wink

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 10:51 PM (YOPoU)

174
Silver Beavers.

Why do I think of Rachel Welch when I hear this?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 04, 2015 10:51 PM (+UCDf)

175 At my age I can tell you a thing or two about a silver beaver.

Posted by: Hillary at March 04, 2015 10:51 PM (sQzB6)

176 I pledge allegiance against the flag of the United States of America.

Against the Republic, for which it stands.

An impure nation defiled by "God".

Undermineable. Negative Liberties.

Justice for the Pigs that are More Equal than Others.

Posted by: "Progressive" at March 04, 2015 10:51 PM (16bOT)

177 Hit me with
Hit me with
Your logarithmical measuring sticks

Posted by: zombie ian dury at March 04, 2015 10:51 PM (JCdoo)

178 164
159:160 Rodham is untouchable.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 04, 2015 10:48 PM (ucDmr)


That has been Bill's position for most of the last thirty years.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 04, 2015 10:52 PM (8zCR+)

179 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 10:51 PM (YOPoU)


*throat punch, kick to groin*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2015 10:52 PM (FsuaD)

180 Best wishes Steve

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 10:52 PM (YOPoU)

181 Pledge, every Thursday morning. Business networking meeting, 0800 hrs.

Which is why my Thursday alarm is set to 0600 hrs. Meeting is 31 miles up the road.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2015 10:52 PM (RzZOc)

182 Megyn Kelly's Skeptical look.

Super fit for a meme.
tinyurl.com/p5qu8ae

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2015 10:53 PM (TtXjG)

183 I have a question:
Given that western civilization is being destroyed, what's the best use of my money:
Buy freeze-dried foods, guns and a cabin in the mountains
Or, buy a nice car, take a long holiday and blow my money on cool shit?

Posted by: Northernlurker aka Easybake at March 04, 2015 10:53 PM (XohZJ)

184 173 174 175

Two minutes flat.

Posted by: Aviator at March 04, 2015 10:53 PM (sQzB6)

185 MH, thanks again. Yep, the drag career is really taking off.

(Oops, did I say that out loud?)
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2015 10:53 PM (elbY7)

186 *Drags self off to bed*

Please tell me Daylight Saving Time isn't Sunday morning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2015 10:53 PM (FsuaD)

187 "160 Rodham is untouchable."


I'm still trying to figure out what she's going to potentially run on.

-Being Bill's wife.
-Term as NY Senator where she did nothing notable and voted for the Iraq war.
-Term as SoS with no appreciable accomplishments but a burned out Embassy and several dead Americans.


She can't run on healthcare lest admit OCare is broken. Raising taxes?

Neither I nor she can determine the compelling reason to vote for her.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 04, 2015 10:54 PM (5W7pm)

188 She traveled a lot and stuff.

Posted by: Lauren at March 04, 2015 10:55 PM (MYCIw)

189 She traveled a lot and stuff.

Posted by: Lauren at March 04, 2015 10:55 PM (MYCIw)

190 183: Go with life's essentials. Hookers and blow.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 04, 2015 10:55 PM (ucDmr)

191 "Please tell me Daylight Saving Time isn't Sunday morning."


You wouldn't ask that question if you didn't already know the answer.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 04, 2015 10:55 PM (5W7pm)

192 In Canada silver beavers are currency...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Canadian_Nickel_-_reverse.png

Posted by: andycanuck at March 04, 2015 10:55 PM (JCdoo)

193 187 I'm still trying to figure out what she's going to potentially run on.

You don't "get" progressives, do you?

She's a woman leftist.

Posted by: Splunge at March 04, 2015 10:56 PM (qyomX)

194 Master Robin! You're back from the crusades! And you grew a nice set of boobs to...

Posted by: Blinkin at March 04, 2015 10:56 PM (Wo9OY)

195 Hillary: Healthcare was my idea first! I can fix this.

Posted by: tbodie at March 04, 2015 10:56 PM (tHAoL)

196 Who order dong tea?

Posted by: ace's chinese naturopathic pharmacist at March 04, 2015 10:56 PM (JCdoo)

197 "In Canada silver beavers are currency..."
-Posted by: andycanuck at March 04, 2015 10:55 PM (JCdoo)

Here, too!

Posted by: Nursing Home Pimp at March 04, 2015 10:56 PM (16bOT)

198 169 Wang is up, Wang is down!
Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN SMASHIMG WATERMELONS at March 04, 2015 10:50 PM (XlFLJ)

Checked out the boob thread and links to her ___ur did ya?

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 04, 2015 10:57 PM (Vm8WO)

199 Neither I nor she can determine the compelling reason to vote for her.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 04, 2015

It's her turn, dammit

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 10:57 PM (YOPoU)

200 Thinking of changing my name to Hu Flung Wang.

Posted by: Lorena Bobbit at March 04, 2015 10:58 PM (qyomX)

201 Rodham runs on the pay inequality between mens and womyns. She knows it's BS, but she has nothing else.

Posted by: Hank at March 04, 2015 10:58 PM (S1NkT)

202 I haven't been feeling well today, so I'm going to go crash. G'night, dear fappers and fapperettes!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 04, 2015 10:58 PM (mx5oN)

203 I don't buy that 5" thing either. I think the Obama administration took part in the study and skewed the results.

..and no doubt cheated.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2015 10:58 PM (FMbng)

204 Megyn Kelly's Skeptical look.

Super fit for a meme.
tinyurl.com/p5qu8ae

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2015 10:53 PM


"121 divided by the square root of Pi...no, Pi times the radius squared...wait, I got it! The Pythagorean Theorem!!!"

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 04, 2015 10:58 PM (4gN5w)

205 We attended a Silver Beaver banquet Friday night way south of here

Sounds like Jane had a fun night

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 04, 2015 10:59 PM (Vm8WO)

206 Who,is willing to touch the brail playboy


And wha about the pictures

Posted by: ThunderB, PinUpWhoreBabyMachine at March 04, 2015 10:59 PM (zOTsN)

207 Neither I nor she can determine the compelling reason to vote for her.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 04, 2015 10:54 PM (5W7pm)


Vote for me. I'm no Bush.

Posted by: Hillary Rodman at March 04, 2015 10:59 PM (W5DcG)

208 Nite Insomniac

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 10:59 PM (YOPoU)

209 Wang is up, Wang is down!
Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN SMASHIMG WATERMELONS at March 04, 2015 10:50 PM (XlFLJ)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoXu6QmxpJE

Posted by: Everybody Hat Chung Tonight! at March 04, 2015 10:59 PM (0Ew3K)

210 203: They didn't measure Mooch then I take it.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 04, 2015 10:59 PM (ucDmr)

211 >>> I'm still trying to figure out what she's going to potentially run on.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 04, 2015 10:54 PM (5W7pm)

First historic woman President and as extra bonuses include she lies habitually, hates the military, hates men. All positives to Dems.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 04, 2015 11:00 PM (mf0wg)

212 201 Rodham runs on the pay inequality between mens and womyns. She knows it's BS, but she has nothing else.

Much too specific for her. Besides, her own staff had a 72% pay gap, which worse than that bogus 77% figure they like to fling around.

No, her campaign will make Obama's "Hope 'n' Change" campaign look as though it were actually about something.

Posted by: Splunge at March 04, 2015 11:00 PM (qyomX)

213 Braile Penthouse Letters.

Posted by: eman at March 04, 2015 11:00 PM (MQEz6)

214 Dusk till Dawn on IFC.

The good part just started.

Posted by: Garrett at March 04, 2015 11:00 PM (3f4ek)

215
127 Under Net Neutrality, there will be no innovation.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 04, 2015 10:36 PM (V70Uh


Dipshit Clark Howard was trying to claim it was all a bunch of nothing. But that dumbass also thinks that putting solar panels on your roof is free money.

Posted by: buzzion at March 04, 2015 11:00 PM (z/Ubi)

216 Does Hillary have any attractive qualities as a candidate?
She has history of no accomplishment, which should be worse than Obama's lacking any history
Her political instincts suck
She tells ridiculous lies
She is fat, frumpy and ugly inside and out
She has never given a single good speech
I literally don't understand inevitability when it comes to her

Posted by: Northernlurker aka Easybake at March 04, 2015 11:01 PM (XohZJ)

217 214 Dusk till Dawn on IFC.

The good part just started.
Posted by: Garrett at March 04, 2015 11:00 PM (3f4ek)

They made an interesting TV series version.

Posted by: eman at March 04, 2015 11:01 PM (MQEz6)

218 207 Vote for me. I'm no Bush.
Posted by: Hillary Rodman at March 04, 2015 10:59 PM


Even progressives might recoil at the idea of voting for "shaved Hillary." Talk about bad optics.

Posted by: Splunge at March 04, 2015 11:01 PM (qyomX)

219 I have a question:

Given that western civilization is being destroyed, what's the best use of my money:

Buy freeze-dried foods, guns and a cabin in the mountains

Or, buy a nice car, take a long holiday and blow my money on cool shit?

Posted by: Northernlurker aka Easybake at March 04, 2015 10:53 PM (XohZJ)


Freeze-dried food and guns are solid investments. Always go long-term you may just outlast your enemies.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 04, 2015 11:01 PM (8zCR+)

220
Some of the ettes might think about getting a pair of these.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGoRNg3qSH0

Posted by: some moron at March 04, 2015 11:02 PM (S0WIF)

221 I ran my fingers over a few pages of that Playboy and I don't recommend you do the same.

First of all, the pages that were a little stuck together mentioned "gomnkdjen ginngjskeu". Those aren't even words.

Secondly, my fingers smelled like pennies afterwards.

Posted by: Blind Guy at March 04, 2015 11:02 PM (16bOT)

222 Vote for me. I'm no Bush.
Posted by: Hillary Rodman at March 04, 2015 10:59 PM

Even progressives might recoil at the idea of voting for "shaved Hillary." Talk about bad optics.

Posted by: Splunge at March 04, 2015 11:01 PM (qyomX)


BRB, getting brillo pad to scour my brain...

Posted by: The Political Brillo at March 04, 2015 11:02 PM (0Ew3K)

223 @214

That's the only Clooney movie I'll watch...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 04, 2015 11:02 PM (+FyX1)

224 First historic woman President and as extra bonuses include she lies habitually, hates the military, hates men. All positives to Dems.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 04, 2015 11

I think independents & moderates have buyers remorse with Obama. They might be ready for a woman president. But it that dirty ruthless bitch. The true left doesn't want her, had they she would've won in 2008

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 11:03 PM (YOPoU)

225 183 I have a question:
Given that western civilization is being destroyed, what's the best use of my money:
Buy freeze-dried foods, guns and a cabin in the mountains
Or, buy a nice car, take a long holiday and blow my money on cool shit?


There are no circumstances under which a large cache of whiskey would not be useful trade goods. And if the apocalypse doesn't come, you can drink it.

Posted by: Splunge at March 04, 2015 11:03 PM (qyomX)

226 pure Hilary, no bush!

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN SMASHIMG WATERMELONS at March 04, 2015 11:03 PM (XlFLJ)

227 Those penis size facts are surprising. I always thought the average length was eight inches, and the average girth was six inches. I learned this when I was thirteen years old....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 04, 2015 11:03 PM (8HGb7)

228 214 Dusk till Dawn on IFC.
The good part just started.
Posted by: Garrett at March 04, 2015 11:00 PM (

Salma Hayek dancing around in a bikini?

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 04, 2015 11:03 PM (Vm8WO)

229 "Braile Penthouse Letters."
-Posted by: eman at March 04, 2015 11:00 PM (MQEz6)

... . . .. ... . ...... . . ... .:. . .. :: ..: .

Posted by: Blind Guy at March 04, 2015 11:03 PM (16bOT)

230 Vote for Hillary or she'll kill you and your entire family including the dog and even the hamsters.

Posted by: eman at March 04, 2015 11:04 PM (MQEz6)

231 Looks like they're going after Huma's e-mails now. I think Cankles is done.

http://tinyurl.com/ptkcyeh

Posted by: dartist at March 04, 2015 11:04 PM (ahBY0)

232 218 207 Vote for me. I'm no Bush.
Posted by: Hillary Rodman at March 04, 2015 10:59 PM

Even progressives might recoil at the idea of voting for "shaved Hillary." Talk about bad optics.
Posted by: Splunge at March 04, 2015 11:01 PM (qyomX)



You missed the obvious alliteration play: "Hardwood Hillary".

Posted by: cthulhu at March 04, 2015 11:04 PM (T1005)

233 heya cooth!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 04, 2015 11:05 PM (OsWis)

234 >>Salma Hayek dancing around in a bikini?


Yep.

Posted by: Garrett at March 04, 2015 11:05 PM (3f4ek)

235 If you are blind and only have one hand, which is the correct protocol?


1.) read, fap, read, fap, read, fap, read, fap

-OR-

2.) read, read, read, read, fap, fap, fap, fap

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 04, 2015 11:05 PM (NeFrd)

236 Don't see what the big deal is.

Posted by: Three Angry Inches at March 04, 2015 11:05 PM (KG0mU)

237 First historic woman President

Maybe first PREhistoric woman president.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 04, 2015 11:06 PM (W5DcG)

238 2 and a half inches of white, thrashing fury, yo.

Posted by: navybrat at March 04, 2015 11:06 PM (JgC5a)

239 I never know when I'm done wiping my ass.

Posted by: Blind Guy at March 04, 2015 11:07 PM (16bOT)

240 Is penis length like golf?

By which I mean being 'below par' is a good thing.



(asking for a friend)

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 04, 2015 11:07 PM (NeFrd)

241 "You don't "get" progressives, do you?"


Oh, no, I do get them well.

Hillary is down to her campaign events consisting of her walking (walkering?) out on stage to the podium, clearing her throat, raising both arms in the air, and yelling "Vagina!" to thunderous applause. Then, lowering her arms, and dottering of the dais.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 04, 2015 11:07 PM (5W7pm)

242 Looks like they're going after Huma's e-mails now. I think Cankles is done.

http://tinyurl.com/ptkcyeh

Posted by: dartist at March 04, 2015 11:04 PM (ahBY0)


Who do the Dems have?

Joey choo-choo and Fauxahantas?

Methinks they will push the Castro bros. and Cory Booker to be on the ticket. Possibly O'Malley

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 04, 2015 11:08 PM (0Ew3K)

243 233 heya cooth!
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 04, 2015 11:05 PM (OsWis)



Hiya, SMFH!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 04, 2015 11:08 PM (T1005)

244 Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 04, 2015 11:05 PM (NeFrd)

It pays to be ambidextrous.

Posted by: Blind Guy at March 04, 2015 11:08 PM (16bOT)

245 Random thought: on an earlier thread today someone pointed out Hillary, if elected, would be 69 upon assuming office.

Hillary and 69 in a sentence made me throw up a bit in my mouth.

And, yes, that was a weird thought.

Posted by: Northernlurker aka Easybake at March 04, 2015 11:08 PM (XohZJ)

246 232 You missed the obvious alliteration play: "Hardwood Hillary".
Posted by: cthulhu at March 04, 2015 11:04 PM


Hmmm. "Hairless Hillary." "Harf-lickin' Hillary."

Uh oh. Gotta go vomit.

Posted by: Splunge at March 04, 2015 11:08 PM (qyomX)

247 232. You missed the obvious alliteration play: "Hardwood Hillary".
Posted by: cthulhu at March 04, 2015 11:04 PM (T1005)

You're not helping here!!!!!

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 04, 2015 11:08 PM (Vm8WO)

248 Star Trek Fans Told To Stop "Spocking" Canadian $5 Bill

I bet we could "Hillary" the American $1.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 04, 2015 11:08 PM (MMC8r)

249 Hillary's overnight dump.

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 04, 2015 11:09 PM (Gcu5R)

250 Yamato and Musashi win with their secondary armament of Six Inch guns....

Shinano unavailable for comment since it got PIV'd by USS Archerfish due to inadequate protection.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 04, 2015 11:09 PM (0Ci8R)

251 241 Oh, no, I do get them well.

Hillary is down to her campaign events consisting of her walking (walkering?) out on stage to the podium, clearing her throat, raising both arms in the air, and yelling "Vagina!" to thunderous applause. Then, lowering her arms, and dottering of the dais.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 04, 2015 11:07 PM


Your point: proved. Kinda insensitive to the trannies, though, no?

Posted by: Splunge at March 04, 2015 11:10 PM (qyomX)

252 It's nice to know I'm a little bigger than average, if not very much.

Posted by: John F Not Kerry @jfd1965 at March 04, 2015 11:10 PM (YkgV3)

253 Who ya gonna believe, Petraeus or Obama's DOJ?

Oh, by the way, Mark Two Timer is classified, and I could probably be prosecuted for leaking it to you.

I'll have to chance my name and IP now.

Posted by: Ralph Quickly at March 04, 2015 11:10 PM (SIkyS)

254 Yeah...can we quit placing Hillary! in the same sentence as hardwood?

Thank you.

Yuck.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 04, 2015 11:10 PM (OsWis)

255 Hillary's overnight dump.

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 04, 2015 11:09 PM (Gcu5R)


So, basically a White version of this:

http://tinyurl.com/kagg9vg

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 04, 2015 11:10 PM (0Ew3K)

256 If Anna Puma shows up to this ONT -
http://tinyurl.com/q5tky5x

"US billionaire says WWII Japanese ship found in Philippines". It's Musashi (sank 1944); sister-ship to the Yamato.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 04, 2015 11:10 PM (AVEe1)

257 "It's her turn, dammit"


I thought that was only a Republican thing?

Posted by: John McCain at March 04, 2015 11:10 PM (5W7pm)

258 I see the Elder God with the Hillary comments is forcing members of the Horde to use up their Sanity Points by the bucket load.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 04, 2015 11:10 PM (0Ci8R)

259 Howdy, SMFH!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 04, 2015 11:10 PM (16bOT)

260 Harf-Licking Hillary was really uncalled for. Really.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 11:10 PM (YOPoU)

261 heya Slap!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 04, 2015 11:11 PM (OsWis)

262 First historic woman President and as extra bonuses include she lies habitually, hates the military, hates men. All positives to Dems.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 04, 2015 11:00 PM (mf0wg)




But how do they know she'll be "historic," in the Newspeak sense of the word? (As in Barack Hussein Obama was a "historic" President.) OK, her track record strongly suggests that she, too, would be "historic," but if elected she might just turn out to be worth a shit after all. I wouldn't bet that way, mind you, just sayin'.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 04, 2015 11:11 PM (oKE6c)

263 245:246: Thanks a lot. Stupid brain will never let that go just before zombie time.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 04, 2015 11:11 PM (ucDmr)

264 can we quit placing Hillary! in the same sentence as hardwood?

Yeah, "wood" and "Hillary Clinton" are rarely found within 100' radius of each other

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 04, 2015 11:11 PM (AVEe1)

265 245 Random thought: on an earlier thread today someone pointed out Hillary, if elected, would be 69 upon assuming office.

Hillary and 69 in a sentence made me throw up a bit in my mouth.

And, yes, that was a weird thought.
Posted by: Northernlurker aka Easybake at March 04, 2015 11:08 PM (XohZJ)

Should I be the "6" or the "9"?

So many choices.k

Posted by: Huma Abedin at March 04, 2015 11:12 PM (d7XFS)

266 "Yeah...can we quit placing Hillary! in the same sentence as hardwood?"
-Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 04, 2015 11:10 PM (OsWis)

In Utah, it is against the law to shave the elderly below the navel without a medical doctorate.

Posted by: Guy What Says Laws and Shit at March 04, 2015 11:12 PM (16bOT)

267 what's the best use of my money:
Buy freeze-dried foods, guns and a cabin in the mountains
Or, buy a nice car, take a long holiday and blow my money on cool shit?
Posted by: Northernlurker aka Easybake


Educate your kids with a light, moral touch, be sure your wife is happy, and then stock and store.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2015 11:12 PM (TtXjG)

268
252 It's nice to know I'm a little bigger than average, if not very much.
Posted by: John F Not Kerry @jfd1965 at March 04, 2015 11:10 PM (YkgV3)

We're talking dicks here, not chins

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 11:13 PM (YOPoU)

269 Dave mentioned you're talking about penis size. I feel compelled to post that my husband has an enormous penis. He might even show you if you asked.

Posted by: Gingy at March 04, 2015 11:13 PM (WvS3w)

270 258 I see the Elder God with the Hillary comments is forcing members of the Horde to use up their Sanity Points by the bucket load.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 04, 2015 11:10 PM (0Ci8R)



Yeppers....along with saving throws against critical digestive hits....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 04, 2015 11:13 PM (T1005)

271 How to completely avoid a paper trail by using one weird trick.

Posted by: Hillary! at March 04, 2015 11:13 PM (C/p9n)

272 Hillary is going to try to snatch the Presidency.


Yeah, I went there.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 04, 2015 11:13 PM (oKE6c)

273 Kids gone no wife so... alcohol?

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN SMASHIMG WATERMELONS at March 04, 2015 11:13 PM (XlFLJ)

274 That Braille edition Playboy, scratch 'n' sniff?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 04, 2015 11:14 PM (UVfht)

275 So this happened last night at an upscale restaurant in Durango. Guy in the booth behind me talking to his friend says, "Yeah, Hillary doesn't scare me at all. But those Republicans, they're like really scary. They have like 15 people running."

That wasn't so odd for Durango, but in his next breath he said, "So can you believe they were trying to make it so people could vote without a photo ID, I mean how ridiculous is that? You should have to show an ID for pretty much anything."


I'm not sure he has thought this whole ideology thing through very well.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 04, 2015 11:14 PM (NeFrd)

276 269 Dave mentioned you're talking about penis size. I feel compelled to post that my husband has an enormous penis. He might even show you if you asked.
Posted by: Gingy at March 04, 2015 11:13 PM (WvS3w)

Congratulations. And ouch.

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 04, 2015 11:14 PM (Vm8WO)

277 This whole dick measurement thing reminds me of a hysterical story.

My father is a really good kitchen/bath designer. The dude never made mistakes..never. He constantly had a ruler in his hand and was always measuring stuff. If he had a brainstorm he would start measuring things in the house to satisfy some curiosity.

Around the time we were going to remodel the bathroom at home my father was in the shower. He comes out of the bathroom in a towel, stops halfway down the hall and starts pondering something. I can see the light bulb go off in his head. He grabs his ruler and runs back towards the bathroom to measure something.

My dear mother sees him, rolls her eyes, and yells "make sure you measure from the balls". I think mine and my brothers ribs hurt for a week after that laugh.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2015 11:14 PM (FMbng)

278 serves me right for not reading the content of the ONT

so i'll offer this content as penance [h/t, "Greg" posting at that yahoo link - not troll greg, a smart greg]

"Colonel Tsuji's reactions visiting Truk were much like his first impressions of the Imperial Navy base at Rabaul. Warships filled the lagoon, though he was surprised to see only two aircraft carriers. Nearing flagship Yamato in a launch seemed like a fly approaching an elephant. Of course, Tsuji knew the Navy nicknamed her the "Yamato hotel" because the battleship never seemed to go into combat. Except for the hatches and the pipes that ran everywhere, Yamato might actually have been a hotel. But an organic one- a broken pipe, like a blood vessel, might drain its lifeblood.

"Anyone visiting the huge ship would fear getting lost, so Tsuji's fantasy was not unusual. But when it came to dinner he was overwhelmed. The staff ate on nice china- fish made into sushi and also broiled, washed down with ice-cold beer. The Army man thought of Guadalcanal, where soldiers were 'thinner than Gandhi himself."'

John Prados, "Islands of Destiny: The Solomons Campaign and the Eclipse of the Rising Sun" (p. 100).

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 04, 2015 11:14 PM (AVEe1)

279 "Dave mentioned you're talking about penis size. I feel compelled to post that my husband has an enormous penis. He might even show you if you asked."
-Posted by: Gingy at March 04, 2015 11:13 PM (WvS3w)

*faints*

Posted by: Barney Frank at March 04, 2015 11:15 PM (16bOT)

280 Who do the Dems have?

No clue but that question mark sounds good. How many forks can Hardwood Hillary have stuck in her before she's done?

Posted by: dartist at March 04, 2015 11:15 PM (ahBY0)

281 My cunning plan changing Gingy auto spell to substitute the word has for is is a complete success!!!

* gloat *

Posted by: Weirddave at March 04, 2015 11:15 PM (WvS3w)

282 269 Dave mentioned you're talking about penis size. I feel compelled to post that my husband has an enormous penis. He might even show you if you asked.
Posted by: Gingy at March 04, 2015 11:13 PM (WvS3w)

brb, going to cry into my sweater.

Posted by: Chris Hayes at March 04, 2015 11:16 PM (d7XFS)

283 273 Kids gone no wife so... alcohol?
Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN SMASHIMG WATERMELONS at March 04, 2015 11:13 PM (XlFLJ)

Did you lose your mind fapping to the last thread? Of course alcohol!

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 04, 2015 11:16 PM (Vm8WO)

284 "That Braille edition Playboy, scratch 'n' sniff?"
-Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 04, 2015 11:14 PM (UVfht)

Yeah, but it smells like tuna and pennies.

*Will Not Buy*

Posted by: Blind Guy at March 04, 2015 11:16 PM (16bOT)

285 I can't read the comments to the Prager video. In a brief skim I saw "If you catch ur bf checking out other women kick him in the balls."

"Prager is a moron."

God the internet is just chock full of trolls or straight up fucking idiots.

Posted by: thathalfrican at March 04, 2015 11:16 PM (R5HRU)

286 Yeah, "wood" and "Hillary Clinton" are rarely found within 100' radius of each other

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 04, 2015 11:11 PM (AVEe1)


Yeah, other than in my fantasies of Hillary and that length of 2x4.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 04, 2015 11:16 PM (8zCR+)

287 On a side note good evening all

Posted by: thathalfrican at March 04, 2015 11:16 PM (R5HRU)

288 275: Holy fuck Muldoon, was he wearing a bib? Was he feeding himself? The levels of stupid just burns.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 04, 2015 11:17 PM (ucDmr)

289
I bet we could "Hillary" the American $1.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower


I suck at these things, but you realize that the NSA records that kind of shizz, yes?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2015 11:17 PM (TtXjG)

290 Muslim Lesbian Killed Daughter to Exorcise Her of Evil Spirits at Behest of Lover

http://tinyurl.com/kj3r6bw

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 04, 2015 11:17 PM (0Ew3K)

291 277,

*wipes screen*

Awesome.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 04, 2015 11:17 PM (OsWis)

292 Nice to know my penis size was average.

When I was nine.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 04, 2015 11:17 PM (MMC8r)

293 105 Well, I know of one college that's been destroyed.

Sweet Briar College in VA.

Weird, weird story. Despite significant endowment, they announced that they are shutting down the college, after the transfer application deadline at most other schools. Even stranger, they built a brand new library last year.

I feel for the students.
Posted by: Lauren at March 04, 2015 10:31 PM (MYCIw)



Since i'm in Roanoke, it's been all over the news here, and it's kind of weird, but it's happened before. Southern Seminary College was in deep trouble when they were taken over by the LDS church and was renamed Southern Virginia University. Randolph-Macon Womens College went coed and became Randolph College (since there was already a Randolph Macon College).

I think their biggest problem was that the bulk of their endowment was for specific purposes instead of for general use. If an alumnus gave the school a large gift that "is to be used for teaching Western Canadian Folk Poetry" back in 1954 when that was a thing, then it's okay. But in 2015 when no one cares about it, the money is still tied up and couldn't be used by the math department.

Sad state of affairs. I had a lot of friends that were Vixens, and spent many a night up there.

My guess is that Liberty U will do something with it. Maybe a boarding school for girls or boys.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 04, 2015 11:18 PM (+Fae7)

294 The study has no mention of detachable penis size

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 11:18 PM (YOPoU)

295 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2015 11:14 PM (FMbng)

ONT's over, time for bed

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 04, 2015 11:18 PM (AVEe1)

296 In Utah, it is against the law to shave the elderly below the navel without a medical doctorate.

Posted by: Guy What Says Laws and Shit at March 04, 2015 11:12 PM (16bOT)


****


I'm not particularly proud of this, but back when I was a young (straight) man, I worked one year after graduation as a surgical orderly. One of my tasks was shave prepping the old geezers' nether regions prior to their prostate surgery. Using one of those single blade disposable hospital razors. A deft touch was required.

It was a Catholic hospital, I think behind my back they called me St. Nick.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 04, 2015 11:18 PM (NeFrd)

297 248 Star Trek Fans Told To Stop "Spocking" Canadian $5 BillI bet we could "Hillary" the American $1.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 04, 2015 11:08 PM (MMC8r)


You could also Martha Bush the Quaker Oatmeal box.

Oh wait someone beat you to it.

Posted by: buzzion at March 04, 2015 11:18 PM (z/Ubi)

298 266,

I would think after a certain age, skin gets so loose down there that shaving would be uber dangerous...

Oh, btw, ew.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 04, 2015 11:19 PM (OsWis)

299 How many administrators does it take to administer all of those Federal Grants, those Federal regulations that regulate higher education, and how many administrators does it take to insure compliance?

Posted by: Opie Smalls at March 04, 2015 11:19 PM (bpEza)

300 >>> Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 11:03 PM (YOPoU)

>>> Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 04, 2015 11:11 PM (oKE6c)

Because Soothsayer told me so.

No, really. I underestimated the LIVs who vote Dem in 2012 + all the Dreamers who will likely be able to vote in 2016 + dead people, etc


Posted by: L, Elle at March 04, 2015 11:19 PM (mf0wg)

301 On a side note good evening all
Posted by: thathalfrican


Cheers

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2015 11:19 PM (TtXjG)

302 Evening, all.

Auditions are obnoxious. On to the next.

Posted by: Piercello at March 04, 2015 11:19 PM (QJCCx)

303 "But how do they know she'll be "historic,"


Good point. Much like Bill being the first "black" President, Barry's really been the first "female" President. Seal is broken.

Posted by: John McCain at March 04, 2015 11:20 PM (5W7pm)

304 "Colonel Tsuji's reactions visiting Truk were much like his first impressions of the Imperial Navy base at Rabaul. Warships filled the lagoon, though he was surprised to see only two aircraft carriers. Nearing flagship Yamato in a launch seemed like a fly approaching an elephant. Of course, Tsuji knew the Navy nicknamed her the "Yamato hotel" because the battleship never seemed to go into combat. Except for the hatches and the pipes that ran everywhere, Yamato might actually have been a hotel. But an organic one- a broken pipe, like a blood vessel, might drain its lifeblood.

"Anyone visiting the huge ship would fear getting lost, so Tsuji's fantasy was not unusual. But when it came to dinner he was overwhelmed. The staff ate on nice china- fish made into sushi and also broiled, washed down with ice-cold beer. The Army man thought of Guadalcanal, where soldiers were 'thinner than Gandhi himself."'

John Prados, "Islands of Destiny: The Solomons Campaign and the Eclipse of the Rising Sun" (p. 100).

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 04, 2015 11:14 PM (AVEe1)


That explains the most recent episode of 艦隊これくしょん

The Yamato: http://bit.ly/1EOWnlt

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at March 04, 2015 11:20 PM (0Ew3K)

305 Back in my day, shaved pubes meant one thing.

Crabs.

Posted by: Three Angry Inches at March 04, 2015 11:20 PM (KG0mU)

306 I'm happy to be ever so slightly on the good side of "average". Tenths of an inch docount for this, yes?

Frankly, I wouldn't pray to be "well hung", for fear of facing a mob on horseback, ropes at the ready.

Nor do I wish for a twelve-inch pianist.

Oh, and I tried reading that Braille Playboy, but could only get a few pages in. My fingers were getting stiff.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2015 11:21 PM (RzZOc)

307 Back in my day, shaved pubes meant one thing.



Crabs.


Hell of a prep ritual for getting seafood.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 04, 2015 11:21 PM (UVfht)

308 Evening, all.



Auditions are obnoxious. On to the next.

Posted by: Piercello at March 04, 2015 11:19 PM (QJCCx)


Are you an actor?

Posted by: cm9000 at March 04, 2015 11:21 PM (8zCR+)

Posted by: Western Canadian Folk Poetry Socieety (2015) at March 04, 2015 11:21 PM (JCdoo)

310 "So can you believe they were trying to make it so people could vote without a photo ID, I mean how ridiculous is that? You should have to show an ID for pretty much anything."

I'm not sure he has thought this whole ideology thing through very well.

-Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 04, 2015 11:14 PM (NeFrd)

My head just caved-in again. Two f***ing days in-a-row. This shit has to stop.

H/T Lewis Black: "If it wasn't for my horse, I would have never gotten into college".

Posted by: Blind Guy at March 04, 2015 11:21 PM (16bOT)

311 My cunning plan changing Gingy auto spell to substitute the word has for is is a complete success!!!

* gloat *
Posted by: Weirddave


I sense a disturbance in the Weekend Poats...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2015 11:22 PM (TtXjG)

312 276
Congratulations. And ouch.
Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 04, 2015 11:14 PM (Vm8WO)
---
Ehh, it Didn't take much getting used to. We measured once. For science. You changed your name spelling?

Posted by: Gingy at March 04, 2015 11:22 PM (WvS3w)

313 Obama historic unemployed, food stamp president, the JV team conquering 2 countries. I could go on but won't.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 11:22 PM (YOPoU)

314 Damned sock.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 04, 2015 11:22 PM (16bOT)

315 Spoken like someone who may have worked for the government at one time.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 04, 2015 10:41 PM (8zCR+)


Nope.

Govt showed up at a company I worked at and started poking around.

We were found to be in violation of several regulations, but if we had been in compliance with those, we would have been in violation of more regulations.

Our attorney had told us that the ones we weren't in compliance were the "lesser regulations" and we should get a small fine if they ever poked around, and we did.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 04, 2015 11:22 PM (+Fae7)

316 "But how do they know she'll be "historic,"

"hysteric", actually. Fixed it for ya.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2015 11:23 PM (RzZOc)

317 303 "But how do they know she'll be "historic,"


Good point. Much like Bill being the first "black" President, Barry's really been the first "female" President. Seal is broken.

Posted by: John McCain at March 04, 2015 11:20 PM (5W7pm)



My comment referred to the now extant re-definition of "historic" as meaning "not worth a shit," but you raise an interesting point: we've never had a seal as President (and they're black, too!).


When will the time finally come for Pinniped-Americans of color?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 04, 2015 11:23 PM (oKE6c)

318 269 Dave mentioned you're talking about penis size. I feel compelled to post that my husband has an enormous penis. He might even show you if you asked.Posted by: Gingy at March 04, 2015 11:13 PM (WvS3w)Hey Dave, seems you and your wife have the same hash What's up with that?

Posted by: some moron at March 04, 2015 11:23 PM (S0WIF)

319 But Honey...I feel it for the articles!

Posted by: Mongo, Pawn in Game of Life at March 04, 2015 11:23 PM (dxZgK)

320 Yamato and Musashi win with their secondary armament of Six Inch guns....

Shinano unavailable for comment since it got PIV'd by USS Archerfish due to inadequate protection.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 04, 2015 11:09 PM

But the Shinano got converted part way and made into a Carrier instead. Would have that made it a Tranny?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 04, 2015 11:24 PM (Wo9OY)

321 This whole thing between Weirddave and Gingy has something to do with the loss of "Pokey", doesn't it?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 04, 2015 11:24 PM (16bOT)

322 Evening, all.

Auditions are obnoxious. On to the next.

Posted by: Piercello at March 04, 2015 11:19 PM (QJCCx)


Man no shit. I got 2 to go to. The prep for one has been a bitch, but I got a really good shot.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2015 11:24 PM (FMbng)

323 ...ironically

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 04, 2015 11:24 PM (16bOT)

324 "Kids gone no wife so... alcohol?"


Fug it. Why not?

Posted by: John McCain at March 04, 2015 11:24 PM (5W7pm)

325 Fapping with a magnifying glass and tweezers is tiring...

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at March 04, 2015 11:24 PM (XlFLJ)

326 Oh, and I tried reading that Braille Playboy, but could only get a few pages in. My fingers were getting stiff.

****


Well played, sir, well played!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 04, 2015 11:24 PM (NeFrd)

327 whoa, that Millie Jackson album cover! Earthy

Posted by: great big Banana Republic at March 04, 2015 11:24 PM (+kznc)

328 Submitted without further comment:

Nigerian woman files for divorce because her husband's penis is 'too big'

http://tinyurl.com/nkxs9nf

Posted by: Thrawn at March 04, 2015 11:25 PM (d7XFS)

329 Goddamit, John, get away!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 04, 2015 11:25 PM (5W7pm)

330 Hey Cold Beers,
sorry I was a douche the other day. What I think is hilariously funny is apparently not.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 04, 2015 11:25 PM (KG0mU)

331 I'm not particularly proud of this, but back when I was a young (straight) man, I worked one year after graduation as a surgical orderly. One of my tasks was shave prepping the old geezers' nether regions prior to their prostate surgery. Using one of those single blade disposable hospital razors. A deft touch was required.

It was a Catholic hospital, I think behind my back they called me St. Nick.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 04, 2015 11:18 PM


So...you're older & not "straight" now?

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 04, 2015 11:25 PM (4gN5w)

332 cm9000

Cellist. Wannabe salaried cellist, but the competition is absolutely ferocious.

The odds of landing a job these days are roughly comparable to the odds of winning an Olympic gold medal in your sport of choice (with all of the connection-driven training that implies), and I am not joking.

Posted by: Piercello at March 04, 2015 11:25 PM (QJCCx)

333 321,

Dunno about Pokey, but I am a little curious about what Gingy thinks is 'big'. No, I don't want to see a pic of weirddave's winky...well, not really...

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 04, 2015 11:25 PM (OsWis)

334 320 Yamato and Musashi win with their secondary armament of Six Inch guns....


Ah, bullshit. Studies indicate their secondary armament was only 5.17 inches.


Sheesh.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 04, 2015 11:26 PM (oKE6c)

335 Back in my day, shaved pubes meant one thing.

Crabs.

Posted by: Three Angry Inches at March 04, 2015 11:20 PM (KG0mU)


Crabs are quickly being eradicated due to the popularity of shaving... but both sexes.

Posted by: 私は汚れた思考が悪いと思 at March 04, 2015 11:26 PM (0Ew3K)

336 So...you're older not "straight" now?

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 04, 2015 11:25 PM


Don't judge, man!

Posted by: otho at March 04, 2015 11:26 PM (tBSrv)

337 So my wife says "Gimme 12 inches and make it hurt."
So I schtupped her 3.3241 times and hit her with a brick.
Badda-boom

Posted by: Mongo, Pawn in Game of Life at March 04, 2015 11:26 PM (dxZgK)

338 318. Strangely enough we live together, and the house only has one wireless modem in it.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 04, 2015 11:27 PM (WvS3w)

339 "Hey Cold Beers,
sorry I was a douche the other day. What I think is hilariously funny is apparently not.
"
-Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 04, 2015 11:25 PM (KG0mU)

Been there, done that. No worries and please don't let my simple ridicule keep you from posting, amigo!

*cheers!*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 04, 2015 11:27 PM (16bOT)

340 Obama historic unemployed, food stamp president, the JV team conquering 2 countries. I could go on but won't.


Obama comparing Islamic State to the JV team and Kobe might be the dumbest thing he has said, though there is a lot of competition.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 04, 2015 11:27 PM (8zCR+)

341 "Shinano unavailable for comment since it got PIV'd by USS Archerfish"


They later went on to make some good fishing reels I'm told.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 04, 2015 11:28 PM (5W7pm)

342 Worst of it is, orchestral auditions do _not_ test the most important aspect of playing in an orchestra, which is to blend with whatever is going on around you. Which is my strength.

It is all raw technique these days.

Fortunately, I have a few other irons in the fire, so to speak. But dammit, it would be nice to get one of these positions!

/rant

Posted by: Piercello at March 04, 2015 11:28 PM (QJCCx)

343 just fcukin' with you, Muldoon

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 04, 2015 11:28 PM (4gN5w)

344 321 This whole thing between Weirddave and Gingy has something to do with the loss of "Pokey", doesn't it?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 04, 2015 11:24 PM (16bOT)
---
I SAID I WAS SORRY

And I told him to stop being a whiny baby and he cut a new one.

Posted by: Gingy at March 04, 2015 11:29 PM (WvS3w)

345 "we've never had a seal as President (and they're black, too!)."


Hell, I could vote for a seal.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 04, 2015 11:29 PM (5W7pm)

346 So...you're older & not "straight" now?

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 04, 2015 11:25 PM (4gN5w)

****

I knew someone would say that. My lifetime body of work speaks for itself.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 04, 2015 11:30 PM (NeFrd)

347 343 just fcukin' with you, Muldoon


Posted by: AltonJackson at March 04

So you're both ghey?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 11:30 PM (YOPoU)

348 ..."And I told him to stop being a whiny baby and he cut a new one."
-Posted by: Gingy at March 04, 2015 11:29 PM (WvS3w)

*HAH!*

#newpokey

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 04, 2015 11:31 PM (16bOT)

349 "So I schtupped her 3.3241 times and hit her with a brick.

Badda-boom"


Like I said above, everything comes down to math.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 04, 2015 11:31 PM (5W7pm)

350 333 321,

Dunno about Pokey, but I am a little curious about what Gingy thinks is 'big'. No, I don't want to see a pic of weirddave's winky...well, not really...

*shifty eyes*
Posted by: SMFH at it all at March 04, 2015 11:25 PM (OsWis)
---
No pictures. Has to be in person. I get the only pictures.
I'm not sure I even have any.

Posted by: Gingy at March 04, 2015 11:31 PM (WvS3w)

351 Anyone here willing to bet that Obama and ValJar don't also have illegal private e-mail addresses, used for regime business?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2015 11:31 PM (QX8Nc)

352 Crabs come from gorilla lice -

http://www.livescience.com/41028-lice-reveal-clues-to-human-evolution.html

Scalp-lice and clothing-lice are more interrelated. The shared ancestor of both lived on (proto)humans.

So, either the crab lice are very, very ancient in our species or else some dirty boy (or girl) boffed a gorilla.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 04, 2015 11:31 PM (AVEe1)

353 So...you're older & not "straight" now?


****

With age the Throckmorton index increases dramatically, so probably a true statement.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 04, 2015 11:33 PM (NeFrd)

354 351 Anyone here willing to bet that Obama and ValJar don't also have illegal private e-mail addresses, used for regime business?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2015

Bet against the jef being a scuzzy bottom feeding douche weasel? I think not Sir.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 11:33 PM (YOPoU)

355 Posted by: Gingy at March 04, 2015 11:31 PM (WvS3w)

He's gotta be wearing the trench coat then.

Posted by: thathalfrican at March 04, 2015 11:33 PM (R5HRU)

356 187
"160 Rodham is untouchable."


I'm still trying to figure out what she's going to potentially run on.

-Being Bill's wife.
-Term as NY Senator where she did nothing notable and voted for the Iraq war.
-Term as SoS with no appreciable accomplishments but a burned out Embassy and several dead Americans.


She can't run on healthcare lest admit OCare is broken. Raising taxes?

Neither I nor she can determine the compelling reason to vote for her.

------
She's a Dem. She's a woman, most likely.And the big one.....people are stupid. After all, the worst President in American History was re-elected comfortably in 2012. So I have no illusions. Point and laugh at your peril.

Posted by: Biff Boffo at March 04, 2015 11:33 PM (EARfr)

357 Hey, boulder terlit hobo..check your homosapien privilege...Simian lives matter!

Posted by: Mongo, Pawn in Game of Life at March 04, 2015 11:33 PM (dxZgK)

358 345 "we've never had a seal as President (and they're black, too!)."


Hell, I could vote for a seal.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 04, 2015 11:29 PM (5W7pm)




And, as an added benefit, a seal would have the same kind of breath as Hillary.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 04, 2015 11:34 PM (oKE6c)

359 Been there, done that. No worries and please don't let my simple ridicule keep you from posting, amigo!

*cheers!*
Posted by: ColdBeer1


Yeah, what that dipshit said...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2015 11:34 PM (TtXjG)

360 307 Back in my day, shaved pubes meant one thing.



Crabs.

Hell of a prep ritual for getting seafood.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 04, 2015 11:21 PM (UVfht)

Golf clap

Posted by: Northernlurker aka Easybake at March 04, 2015 11:34 PM (XohZJ)

361 "No pictures. Has to be in person. I get the only pictures.
I'm not sure I even have any.
"
-Posted by: Gingy at March 04, 2015 11:31 PM (WvS3w)

Best if you don't... lol. BTW... tell "firehose" I'm happy that The Pokey Incident is over-and-done.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 04, 2015 11:34 PM (16bOT)

362 Rodham will twerk Hairy Reed at the convention. She will seal it in that moment. Bank it.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 04, 2015 11:34 PM (ucDmr)

363 Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 04, 2015 11:34 PM (oKE6c)

Same body shape as her too.

Posted by: thathalfrican at March 04, 2015 11:34 PM (R5HRU)

364 So, either the crab lice are very, very ancient in our species or else some dirty boy (or girl) boffed a gorilla.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 04

Arabs do goats,......next

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 11:35 PM (YOPoU)

365 Rodham will twerk Hairy Reed at the convention. She will seal it in that moment. Bank it.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 04, 2015 11:34 PM (ucDmr)


That's nasty.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2015 11:35 PM (FMbng)

366 I'm not going to Bing it but I recall a European average penis size report in the past 6 months or so. I think it even provided fodder for an ONT. And, no, I'm not confusing it with the length to girth optimal ratio report of the past 6 months or so that was also "covered" on an ONT.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 04, 2015 11:36 PM (JCdoo)

367


Scalp-lice and clothing-lice are more interrelated.

Still, they're cousins,
Identical cousins and you'll find,

Posted by: Patty Duke at March 04, 2015 11:36 PM (W5DcG)

368 At Hashirajima the Main Force still rode quietly at anchor. On the Yamato the band gathered as usual outside the staff dining room at 11:50 A.M. Five minutes later the officers entered, stiff in their starched whites, and took their places. Then promptly at noon Chief Steward Omi knocked on Admiral Yamamoto's door as the band broke into a march. The Admiral emerged - he was always ready - and strode down the corridor into the dining room while the staff bowed their heads in respect. It was a daily ceremony when the flagship was in port, and today was no exception - but it would be the last time for a long, long while.
pg 12. Incredible Victory. Walter Lord. Pocket Books. August 1968.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 04, 2015 11:36 PM (0Ci8R)

369 and on that note
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZTqYO9Af6g

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 04, 2015 11:36 PM (AVEe1)

370 "So, either the crab lice are very, very ancient in our species or else some dirty boy (or girl) boffed a gorilla."

Yeah, but maybe she was the gorilla his dreams?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2015 11:37 PM (RzZOc)

371 "Yeah, what that dipshit said..."
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2015 11:34 PM (TtXjG)

*HAH!*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 04, 2015 11:37 PM (16bOT)

372 Ah, back in the day screaming drunkenly at a party:

"Got CRABS? BE A MAN!
DeFOliate half the area,
HIT the rest with NAPALM,

and pick them off with the ICEPICK when the BREAK COVER!!!"

Yes, and there are reasons I don't drink much anymore.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2015 11:37 PM (t//F+)

373 365: You're welcome. I can see the future. It ain't pretty.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 04, 2015 11:37 PM (ucDmr)

374 Fortunately, I have a few other irons in the fire, so to speak. But dammit, it would be nice to get one of these positions!


I wish you good luck Piercello, to survive as an artist is hard enough, but to have the level of skill to qualify for an orchestra is quite an accomplishment. I hope you can get in soon.

Posted by: dartist at March 04, 2015 11:37 PM (ahBY0)

375 Has anyone figured out what the "22" in Hillary's email address is for- hdr22@clintonemail.com or whatever. The hdr is her initials.

But 22?


IQ?


Year of her birth?


Number of sniper bullets she dodged in Sarajevo?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 04, 2015 11:38 PM (NeFrd)

376 "Rodham will twerk Hairy Reed at the convention. She will seal it in that moment. Bank it."
-Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 04, 2015 11:34 PM (ucDmr)

That's when everything goes pear-shaped and Reid needs a new eye-bandage. I don't see that ending well.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 04, 2015 11:38 PM (16bOT)

377 Worst of it is, orchestral auditions do _not_ test
the most important aspect of playing in an orchestra, which is to blend
with whatever is going on around you. Which is my strength.



It is all raw technique these days.





Posted by: Piercello at March 04, 2015 11:28 PM (QJCCx)


So talent not that important, explains The Voice.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 04, 2015 11:39 PM (8zCR+)

378 So, either the crab lice are very, very ancient in our species or else some dirty boy (or girl) boffed a gorilla.

Do we know what Jane Goodall was really up to?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 04, 2015 11:40 PM (UVfht)

379 "Has anyone figured out what the "22" in Hillary's email address is for- hdr22@clintonemail.com or whatever. The hdr is her initials."
-Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 04, 2015 11:38 PM (NeFrd)

Slick Willie's notches on the bedpost.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 04, 2015 11:40 PM (16bOT)

380 Anyone unfortunate enough to be driving in the midwest, our prayers are with you! KY is covered from ice /sleet/ and now snow Just take care please

Posted by: FCF at March 04, 2015 11:40 PM (kejii)

381 >>And, as an added benefit, a seal would have the same kind of breath as Hillary.

And be fresher down there.

Posted by: Aviator at March 04, 2015 11:40 PM (sQzB6)

382 Late evenin' horde.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 04, 2015 11:41 PM (/cvEu)

383 That's when everything goes pear-shaped and Reid needs a new eye-bandage. I don't see that ending well.

*****


When that bungee cord holding the titanium hip in the socket ruptures, that thing could fly across the room! Titanium will leave a mark I'll tell you what!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 04, 2015 11:41 PM (NeFrd)

384 "She's a woman, most likely."

Yeah, that. I'm convinced Web is Chelsea's daddy, but, the momma. Ain't got that one figured yet.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 04, 2015 11:41 PM (5W7pm)

385 "Has anyone figured out what the "22" in Hillary's email address is for- hdr22@clintonemail.com or whatever. The hdr is her initials."
-Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 04, 2015 11:38 PM (NeFrd)




The length of her reciprocating dildo?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 04, 2015 11:41 PM (oKE6c)

386 Slap! You never disappoint my friend.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 04, 2015 11:41 PM (ucDmr)

387 366 I'm not going to Bing it but I recall a European average penis size report in the past 6 months or so. I think it even provided fodder for an ONT. And, no, I'm not confusing it with the length to girth optimal ratio report of the past 6 months or so that was also "covered" on an ONT.

Smart penis blog.

Posted by: Splunge at March 04, 2015 11:42 PM (qyomX)

388 When will the time finally come for Pinniped-Americans of color?


Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 04, 2015 11:23 PM (oKE6c)


betcha Obama can't balance a beach ball on his nose.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2015 11:42 PM (QX8Nc)

389 Do we know what Jane Goodall was really up to?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 04, 2015 11:40 PM (UVfht

Dear Animal Fancy,

I never thought it would happen to me but....

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 04, 2015 11:42 PM (/cvEu)

390 "Leave My Monkey Alone"

Mzungu Arudi Ulaya Mwa Frika Apate Uhuru
(whites go back to Europe Freedom for Africa)

Leave my monkey alone
Leave my monkey alone
Leave my monkey alone
Leave my monkey alone

Down in Kenya where the Masai roam
And the grass grows tall on the veldt
In our old colonial home
We drank our bitters while the empire fell

Leave my monkey alone
Leave my monkey alone
Leave my monkey alone
Leave my monkey alone

One day the Mau Mau came
All we had was lost
In our old colonial home
Under the Southern Cross

Leave my monkey alone
Leave my monkey alone
Leave my monkey alone
Leave my monkey alone

Down in Kenya where the Masai roam
And the grass grows tall on the veldt
In our old colonial home
We drank our bitters while the empire fell

Leave my monkey alone
Leave my monkey alone
Leave my monkey alone
Leave my monkey alone

The Mau Mau came in '52
The sun went down and we drew the drapes
In our old colonial home
We hid behind the Mau Mau gates

Leave my monkey alone
Leave my monkey alone
Leave my monkey alone
Leave my monkey alone

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 11:42 PM (YOPoU)

391 Hillary is a terrible retail politician, but as someone mentioned, people are stupid. Also, Bill is a big plus if for no other reason that he's associated, and credited-rightly or wrongly--for presiding over the great "peacetime" economy of the'90's. Don't underestimate this fact.
Ive already heard knuckleheads say that if Hillary is elected, Bill will really be running the country.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 04, 2015 11:42 PM (8HGb7)

392 " Titanium will leave a mark I'll tell you what!"



Or just some Cub Scout's daddy.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 04, 2015 11:42 PM (5W7pm)

393 Barrell suck it

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 11:43 PM (YOPoU)

394 dartist,

Heh. Nothing like putting the "starving" in "starving artist." I get by, and have for years, but having a single, "good" gig would be much nicer.

That being said, it is fun to play with milling machines and wood lathes in my other ventures. I am fairly diversified, Moron style.

Posted by: Piercello at March 04, 2015 11:43 PM (QJCCx)

395 Other Than Danish Conservative ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/573208853619216384

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/573208991511134209

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/573209286613983233

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/573209613014679552

Posted by: kbdabear at March 04, 2015 11:43 PM (GrXXa)

396 Piercello, you win some, you lose some, & some get rained out.

Next audition, toss the score back at them over the screen & launch into your rendition of Led Zeppelin's Kashmir

It's 100% guaranteed, 60% of the time

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 04, 2015 11:43 PM (4gN5w)

397 KY is slick, FCF?

(you all wanted to say it, I know)

Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2015 11:43 PM (t//F+)

398 385: 22 would be in centimeters. The length of Rodham's dick.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 04, 2015 11:44 PM (ucDmr)

399 Nigerian woman files for divorce because her husband's penis is 'too big'



http://tinyurl.com/nkxs9nf



Posted by: Thrawn at March 04, 2015 11:25 PM (d7XFS)


I guess they don't have bagels in Nigeria.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2015 11:44 PM (QX8Nc)

400 betcha Obama can't balance a beach ball on his nose.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2015 11:42 PM (QX8Nc)


Safe bet. He's so unathletic he has to don safety glasses before using a fork.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 04, 2015 11:44 PM (oKE6c)

401 So, either the crab lice are very, very ancient in our species or else some dirty boy (or girl) boffed a gorilla.

Do we know what Jane Goodall was really up to?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 04, 2015 11:40 PM (UVfht)


Species is just a social construct!

Posted by: Jane Goodall at March 04, 2015 11:44 PM (0Ew3K)

402 "When that bungee cord holding the titanium hip in the socket ruptures, that thing could fly across the room! Titanium will leave a mark I'll tell you what!"
-Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 04, 2015 11:41 PM (NeFrd)

Outlaw the armor piercing titanium-tip "shredders". It is the only way.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 04, 2015 11:44 PM (16bOT)

403 Smart penis blog.

Hard to find.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 04, 2015 11:44 PM (UVfht)

404 Ive already heard knuckleheads say that if Hillary is elected, Bill will really be running the country.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 04, 2015 1

I yearn for the days of triangulation. This petulant boy King is tiring.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 11:44 PM (YOPoU)

405 355 Posted by: Gingy at March 04, 2015 11:31 PM (WvS3w)

He's gotta be wearing the trench coat then.
Posted by: thathalfrican at March 04, 2015 11:33 PM (R5HRU)
---
Can do.

Posted by: Gingy at March 04, 2015 11:45 PM (WvS3w)

406 Plenty of Japanese warships by 1944 had identity issues besides Shinano.

For example the cruiser Mogami emerged in 1944 as a seaplane cruiser just in time for Sho-1 and to sail with the ships that tried to force Surigao Strait against Jesse Oldendorf's battleship line.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 04, 2015 11:45 PM (0Ci8R)

407 Do we know what Jane Goodall was really up to?

****


It's a Mist-ery.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 04, 2015 11:46 PM (NeFrd)

408 Jane Goodall
Those gorillas are MINE, b!tch.

Posted by: dian fossey at March 04, 2015 11:46 PM (AVEe1)

409 On the ambassador attack in South Korea from Washington Free Beacon:

The attack comes amid growing anti-U.S. protests here over comments made last week by State Department official Wendy Sherman.

Sherman, undersecretary of state for political affairs, angered many South Koreans with comments that seemed to tell the country to give up hardline nationalist policies toward North Korea and to seek closer ties with its neighbor.

The South Korean government issued a formal diplomatic protest to the State Department over the remarks, sources said.

"Nationalist feelings can still be exploited, and it's not hard for a political leader anywhere to earn cheap applause by vilifying a former enemy," Sherman said Friday in a speech at the Carnegie Endowment, a think tank.

"But such provocations produce paralysis, not progress," she said. "To move ahead, we have to see beyond what was to envision what might be. And in thinking about the possibilities, we don't have to look far for a cautionary tale of a country that has allowed itself to be trapped by its own history."

Posted by: andycanuck at March 04, 2015 11:46 PM (JCdoo)

410 well played, MH

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 04, 2015 11:46 PM (4gN5w)

411 I used to have a copy of Purple Haze for 2 cellists, and I know a guy who plays a 7-string electric. I've been toying with the idea of building my own.

It's all a question of where to put the time, really.

Posted by: Piercello at March 04, 2015 11:46 PM (QJCCx)

412 Bill will be dead before that election cycle. Syphilis kills. What a fuckin dumbass he is. Anybody can score hoes.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 04, 2015 11:47 PM (ucDmr)

413 Context:
https://bonvito.wordpress.com/2010/06/07/jane-goodall-is-a-good-sport/

Goodall was actually the Chimp Lady, not the Gorilla Lady. Fossey, jokes aside, was a literal martyr for the cause of the gorilla's survival.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 04, 2015 11:47 PM (AVEe1)

414 Do we know what Jane Goodall was really up to?
Posted by: Blanco Basura


OOOK, ook, oook. HUWAAA, huWAAA, HUWAAA.

HUUUUU- HUU-HUU send money to those assholes that insist on more money.

Posted by: random silver back at March 04, 2015 11:47 PM (TtXjG)

415 Do we know what Jane Goodall was really up to?
Posted by: Blanco Basura


OOOK, ook, oook. HUWAAA, huWAAA, HUWAAA.

HUUUUU- HUU-HUU send money to those assholes that insist on more money.

Posted by: random silver back at March 04, 2015 11:47 PM (TtXjG)

416 Goodall, apes? Ha. You got nothing on me.
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 11:47 PM (YOPoU)

417 Thanks for keeping me insane.
And g'night cthulhu.

Are you the original
Spectacular Tentacular?

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at March 04, 2015 11:48 PM (KG0mU)

418 My weekly comment totals are down significantly since I changed my nick.

Posted by: Think before you hit "Post" at March 04, 2015 11:48 PM (NeFrd)

419 Posted by: andycanuck at March 04, 2015 11:46 PM (JCdoo)

Yeah, whatever. The Koreans, like everyone else whose asses we've saved, hate us.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 04, 2015 11:48 PM (AkOaV)

420 Do we know what Jane Goodall was really up to?

****
"It's a Mist-ery."
-Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 04, 2015 11:46 PM (NeFrd)

You're horrible. You're inconceivably horrible.

...and yet I laugh at this shit.

You are terribly horrible.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 04, 2015 11:48 PM (16bOT)

421 Do we know what Jane Goodall was really up to?/i]


Jungle fever?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 04, 2015 11:48 PM (oKE6c)

422 He doesn't write. He doesn't call. He doesn't answer my Tweets...

Posted by: Lovesick Jane Goodall at March 04, 2015 11:49 PM (NeFrd)

423 Goodall was actually the Chimp Lady, not the Gorilla Lady.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


*Turns back towards BRH *

Posted by: random silver back at March 04, 2015 11:49 PM (TtXjG)

424 So close, Jay. So very, very, close.

Posted by: The Barrel at March 04, 2015 11:49 PM (UVfht)

425 Yeah, whatever. The Koreans, like everyone else whose asses we've saved, hate us.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 04, 2015 11:48 PM (AkOaV)



Gotta be a lesson buried in there somewhere.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 04, 2015 11:50 PM (oKE6c)

426 Andy, I read that. What the fcuk that mean?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 04, 2015 11:50 PM (5W7pm)

427 418 My weekly comment totals are down significantly since I changed my nick.
Posted by: Think before you hit "Post" at March 04, 2015 11

Geez, that's too bad. I hear a top ten finish qualifies one to win a pony

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 11:50 PM (YOPoU)

428 It's not Jane Goodall. It was actually Sigourney Weaver.

Posted by: otho at March 04, 2015 11:50 PM (tBSrv)

429 424 So close, Jay. So very, very, close.

Posted by: The Barrel at March 04, 2015 11:49 PM (UVfht)




Yep. Dodged a bullet there. Thank God the for tag closing in the nick, or else ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 04, 2015 11:50 PM (oKE6c)

430 I truly dislike Hillary, and I really loathe people who adore her--without being able to name a single accomplishment.
I wouldn't vote for her in a million years.

That said, the Clinton's have always been lucky. And it would be just like a Clinton to get elected at the exact moment the economy turns around.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 04, 2015 11:51 PM (8HGb7)

431 SkyMall is Coming Back

http://tinyurl.com/qd9by8z

Posted by: Lawn Yeti at March 04, 2015 11:51 PM (0Ew3K)

432 Goodall was actually the Chimp Lady, not the Gorilla Lady.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo




Good point. That's totally different.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 04, 2015 11:51 PM (oKE6c)

433 Evening horde. I think getting hammered seems like a good life choice right about now.

Posted by: DC in River City at March 04, 2015 11:51 PM (e+1S5)

434 Posted by: andycanuck at March 04, 2015 11:46 PM (JCdoo

So another fucking home run by Model UN.

Really tired of this administration filled with folks who were weaned by 'Saved by the Bell.'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 04, 2015 11:52 PM (/cvEu)

435 Gotta be a lesson buried in there somewhere.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 04, 2015 11:50 PM (oKE6c)

Kimchi?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 11:52 PM (YOPoU)

436 Yeah, whatever. The Koreans, like everyone else whose asses we've saved, hate us.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 04, 2015 11:48 PM (AkOaV)


Gotta be a lesson buried in there somewhere.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 04, 2015 11:50 PM (oKE6c)


While those countries whose butt we kicked tend to like us...

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 04, 2015 11:52 PM (0Ew3K)

437 Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 04, 2015 11:50 PM (oKE6c)

I gotta side with the SKs on this one. Our folks are telling them to have closer ties to a communist regime?

howaboutno.jpg

Posted by: thathalfrican at March 04, 2015 11:52 PM (R5HRU)

438 "Do we know what Jane Goodall was really up to?"

Monkey business.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2015 11:52 PM (RzZOc)

439 ...and yet I laugh at this shit.

You are terribly horrible.


****

The inside of my mind is sometimes a truly frightening place. I'm fortunate that my wife loves me and appreciates my sense of humor. I know I irritate some folks here, but eff 'em if they can't take a pun.


I'm out. This hockey game isn't going to watch itself. Later all.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man. at March 04, 2015 11:53 PM (NeFrd)

440 she had the previous 21 sysadmins killed...

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at March 04, 2015 11:53 PM (XlFLJ)

441 "Evening horde. I think getting hammered seems like a good life choice right about now."
-Posted by: DC in River City at March 04, 2015 11:51 PM (e+1S5)

I was one step shy of "intravenous" yesterday.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 04, 2015 11:53 PM (16bOT)

442 Nite Muldoon.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 11:54 PM (YOPoU)

443 Good Night, Muldoon!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 04, 2015 11:54 PM (16bOT)

444 SkyMall is Coming Back

http://youtu.be/oykvs8ePij8

Posted by: The Barrel at March 04, 2015 11:54 PM (UVfht)

445 Evening horde. I think getting hammered seems like a good life choice right about now.

Posted by: DC in River City at March 04, 2015 11:51 PM (e+1S5)


Are you saying it wasn't a good choice before now?

Posted by: cm9000 at March 04, 2015 11:55 PM (8zCR+)

446 Night, Muldoon!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2015 11:55 PM (RzZOc)

447 Off, oak slat sock!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 04, 2015 11:55 PM (UVfht)

448 I gotta side with the SKs on this one. Our folks are telling them to have closer ties to a communist regime?

Posted by: thathalfrican at March 04, 2015 11:52 PM (R5HRU)




If only. The SKs have hated our asses since ... forever. Long before Emperor Shithead was elected, certainly. I had a Korean postdoc who detested Americans, for reasons I never understood. Would he be happier in NoKo, the alternative? Works for me. Here's some recipes for bark soup. Adios!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 04, 2015 11:55 PM (oKE6c)

449 U.S. millennials post "abysmal" scores in tech skills test, lag behind foreign peers

http://tinyurl.com/o3tw3z9

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 04, 2015 11:55 PM (0Ew3K)

450 444 SkyMall is Coming Back

http://youtu.be/oykvs8ePij8

Posted by: The Barrel at March 04, 2015 11:54 PM (UVfht)




Now we can all rest easy.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 04, 2015 11:56 PM (oKE6c)

451 Yes, #434, Another Obama Admin ally success story.

And I wonder if the comment about the, "And in thinking about the possibilities, we don't have to look far for a
cautionary tale of a country that has allowed itself to be trapped by
its own history."

I wonder if that example is the evil, racist U.S.A.?

Posted by: andycanuck at March 04, 2015 11:56 PM (JCdoo)

452 dartist,



Heh. Nothing like putting the "starving" in "starving artist."

I hear you...hard way to make a living, but as long as you can get by and still do it you're good. I've always admired someone who has gone through the training and practice of playing an instrument well.

Posted by: dartist at March 04, 2015 11:57 PM (ahBY0)

453 Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 04, 2015 11:55 PM (oKE6c)

I stand corrected. I never knew it was like that, I mean, I heard Prager talk about the protests students would have against the US and what not but I figured that was just stupid college kids riled up by prog bullshit.

Oh well. If we left the Norks would flood that country and over take it.

Posted by: thathalfrican at March 04, 2015 11:57 PM (R5HRU)

454 "And it would be just like a Clinton to get elected at the exact moment the economy turns around."

It would be just like a Republican to get elected at the exact moment the economy finally gives a deep groan and collapses from all of the debt and hyper-regulatory crap Obama has spent eight years heaping upon it.

(In addition to all of the debt and hyper-regulatory crap that a GOP White House, House and Senate heaped upon it from January 2001 to January 2007. A welcome thing for those of us in the serf class who need to have Our Betters making decisions for us about gasoline and light bulbs that we aren't smart enough to handle.)

Posted by: torquewrench at March 04, 2015 11:58 PM (noWW6)

455 Good evening, all.

I can neither confirm nor deny that I have ever taken a "Carlos Danger" pic of my junk.

Posted by: shredded chi at March 04, 2015 11:58 PM (dMVEi)

456 "
U.S. millennials post "abysmal" scores in tech skills test, lag behind foreign peers"


Who has time with the vagina classes, transgender classes, cross-dressing classes, etc?


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 04, 2015 11:58 PM (5W7pm)

457 SkyMall or is that really SkyNet in disguise?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 04, 2015 11:59 PM (0Ci8R)

458 Carlos Chi Dangerous

Hey Chi.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 04, 2015 11:59 PM (YOPoU)

459 Is there anything young Americans don't suck at?

Posted by: cm9000 at March 05, 2015 12:00 AM (8zCR+)

460 "The SKs have hated our asses since ... forever."

Illuminating question: who, honestly, do the SKs actually like?

::: crickets :::

Posted by: torquewrench at March 05, 2015 12:00 AM (noWW6)

461 I stand corrected. I never knew it was like that, I
mean, I heard Prager talk about the protests students would have against
the US and what not but I figured that was just stupid college kids
riled up by prog bullshit.



Oh well. If we left the Norks would flood that country and over take it.

Posted by: thathalfrican at March 04, 2015 11:57 PM (R5HRU)


Frankly, I don't understand it. It's apparently the unholy confluence of Commie propaganda (in some cases inflaming resentment about American/UN troops killing Koreans), misguided nationalist pride, and a shitty appreciation of the historical situation, with emphasis on the first (blaming us for the partition of Korea).
OK, assholes, you want Korea unified? Go for it. Your choices are: a) invade and conquer North Korea, and b) surrender to and be ruled by North Korea.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 05, 2015 12:02 AM (oKE6c)

462 "Illuminating question: who, honestly, do the SKs actually like?"

Dead North Koreans?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 05, 2015 12:02 AM (RzZOc)

463 ..."It would be just like a Republican to get elected at the exact moment the economy finally gives a deep groan and collapses from all of the debt and hyper-regulatory crap Obama has spent eight years heaping upon it."
-Posted by: torquewrench at March 04, 2015 11:58 PM (noWW6)

It took Reagan almost four years to turn Carter's boat around. This is much, much worse.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 12:02 AM (16bOT)

464 Nite all, be well.

Posted by: Farmer at March 05, 2015 12:02 AM (o/90i)

465 G'Night, Farmer.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 12:03 AM (16bOT)

466 'Sup, MH.
I just realized 3minutes ago that yahoo still dumps your emails into the spam folder for some retarded reason...

Posted by: shredded chi at March 05, 2015 12:03 AM (dMVEi)

467 If only. The SKs have hated our asses since ... forever. Long before Emperor Shithead was elected, certainly. I had a Korean postdoc who detested Americans, for reasons I never understood. Would he be happier in NoKo, the alternative? Works for me. Here's some recipes for bark soup. Adios!
Posted by: Jay Guevara



Stepping out of StupidMode academic, that's not entirely correct. The old gen wants the US to support their troops on the dmz.

The communists, nihilists, and some of those that grew up under US assistance have other ideas.

Even if we were to discount all parties here, do you honestly think that a US retreat would be seen as anything but a retreat by the PRC?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2015 12:04 AM (TtXjG)

468 In Germany the "student" protests against nukes and NATO were supposed to be funded by KGB, I have heard this of other European countries as well.

I would not be surprised that the SoKo "student" protests are funded by China.
The SoKo army would have to slaughter the NorKs like the Posleen hordes. Bet they could though. Until the PLA decided to play too.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2015 12:04 AM (t//F+)

469 If Hillary implodes, I'm here for both Americas.

Posted by: John Remember Me Edwards at March 05, 2015 12:04 AM (ylhEn)

470 I truly dislike Hillary, and I really loathe people who adore her--without being able to name a single accomplishment.

Damn near got into a fight at the bar last Saturday with a fan of hers. Union guy, so that explains some of it, but they are out there.

Posted by: dartist at March 05, 2015 12:04 AM (ahBY0)

471
It took Reagan almost four years to turn Carter's boat around. This is much, much worse.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March

He didn't have Obamacare to deal with. The ACA is strangling th economy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 12:05 AM (YOPoU)

472 U.S. millennials post "abysmal" scores in tech skills test, lag behind foreign peers

It's the effort that counts. A+'s for everyone!

Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2015 12:05 AM (FcR7P)

473 Oh well. If we left the Norks would flood that country and over take it.



Posted by: thathalfrican at March 04, 2015 11:57 PM (R5HRU)



Fun fact: I've read that the only reason our troops are still there (or in Europe, for that matter) is, at the insistence of the host governments, to serve as a trip wire so that an invasion would necessarily involve us, even if we have a Red pantywaist Democrat in the White House. If our troops are attacked, even the most expressive-wristed Democrat would have to weigh in, is their reasoning. For my part, I'm not so sure about that.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 05, 2015 12:05 AM (oKE6c)

474 391 Hillary is a terrible retail politician, but as someone mentioned, people are stupid. Also, Bill is a big plus if for no other reason that he's associated, and credited-rightly or wrongly--for presiding over the great "peacetime" economy of the'90's. Don't underestimate this fact.
Ive already heard knuckleheads say that if Hillary is elected, Bill will really be running the country.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 04, 2015 11:42 PM (8HGb7)



If this was 2008, the pining for Bill would work, but it will have been 16 years since he was President in 2016. 18-34 year olds will have no idea what the economy was like back in 90's. That age group just knows that the economy sucks right now, and that Gam Gam Clinton ain't the one to fix it.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 05, 2015 12:05 AM (+Fae7)

475 OK, assholes, you want Korea unified? Go for it. Your choices are: a) invade and conquer North Korea, and b) surrender to and be ruled by North Korea.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 05, 2015 12:02 AM (oKE6c)


In either instance we sure as heck don't need to be there.
If there is some treaty keeping us there Obama could wave his magic wand and deem it null and void.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 05, 2015 12:06 AM (W5DcG)

476 U.S. millennials post "abysmal" scores in tech skills test, lag behind foreign peers"

Who has time with the vagina classes, transgender classes, cross-dressing classes, etc?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 04, 2015 11:58 PM (5W7pm)


Take a gander at the example questions linked to at the end of the article.

They are blindingly easy.

Posted by: The Genius Hat at March 05, 2015 12:06 AM (0Ew3K)

477 Did I say "much, much worse"? I meant to say, 'By a Multidude of thousands, exponentially worse'.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 12:06 AM (16bOT)

478 Is there anything young Americans don't suck at?
Posted by: cm9000


You might as well let your repressed rant out, seeing as how you are aiming for the prize.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2015 12:06 AM (TtXjG)

479 466 'Sup, MH.
I just realized 3minutes ago that yahoo still dumps your emails into the spam folder for some retarded reason...
Posted by: shredded chi at March

Retards gotta retard

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 12:07 AM (YOPoU)

480 OK, I'm out...got a conf.call with colleagues in Poland at 0530

g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 05, 2015 12:08 AM (4gN5w)

481 Thanks for the info Jay. It's a reason I love this blog, I gets mah learnin in!

Posted by: thathalfrican at March 05, 2015 12:08 AM (R5HRU)

482 Well, no matter how many virtue points I got by using up the last on one container of garlic powder, I'm going to be using 'em up fast when the fiancee has vivid dreams about moving to Gilroy.....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 12:08 AM (T1005)

483 Everyone in DC metro banking on everything being closed tomorrow.


Sorry, that 8 inches of snow ain't happening ya dumbasses.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 05, 2015 12:08 AM (/cvEu)

484 G'Night, Alton.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 12:09 AM (16bOT)

485 And I doubt the black vote is gonna be there for Hills.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 05, 2015 12:09 AM (JCdoo)

486 Nite AJ

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 12:09 AM (YOPoU)

487 I'm drunk. Goodnight all.

Posted by: Boehner'sTearDucts at March 05, 2015 12:09 AM (Gcu5R)

488 Stepping out of StupidMode academic, that's not entirely correct. The old gen wants the US to support their troops on the dmz.



The communists, nihilists, and some of those that grew up under US assistance have other ideas.



Even if we were to discount all parties here, do you honestly think
that a US retreat would be seen as anything but a retreat by the PRC?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2015 12:04 AM (TtXjG)


The problem is that the older generation that was around during the Korean War is dying off; anyone of sentient age then has to be 75+ now.
And of course a US retreat would be seen as such by all concerned, including the PRC but also Japan, and every other front line state in the world. The surprising thing is that Jugears hasn't yet done just that just to kick American power and influence in the balls.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 05, 2015 12:10 AM (oKE6c)

489 I wonder if attacking Academe is a sort of signal to us on the right then.

Look who we were enamored of: Chris Christie who made headlines with tough talk to teacher's union in New Jersey.

And who we currently idolize: Scott Walker who's main target of the reduction of power was the teacher's union in Wisconsin.

Do we have some inner sense that the real enemies lie in those who are teaching our young?

But those are only two examples. I can't think of any others of late.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 05, 2015 12:10 AM (zRby/)

490 "You might as well let your repressed rant out, seeing as how you are aiming for the prize."
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2015 12:06 AM (TtXjG)

I'll give you this: You never set-out the cheese and call it a "Party-Platter".

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 12:11 AM (16bOT)

491 How's everyone doing tonight?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 05, 2015 12:12 AM (10ydV)

492 It took Reagan almost four years to turn Carter's boat around. This is much, much worse.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 12:02 AM (16bOT)


If a conservative gets elected in 16, in theory he/she would have a better chance of getting reforms through a GOP led House and Senate.

Theoretically of course. In actuality, he/she would be fought every step of the way by Boehner/McConnell.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 05, 2015 12:12 AM (+Fae7)

493 If this was 2008, the pining for Bill would work, but it will have been 16 years since he was President in 2016. 18-34 year olds will have no idea what the economy was like back in 90's. That age group just knows that the economy sucks right now, and that Gam Gam Clinton ain't the one to fix it.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 05, 2015 12:05 AM (+Fae7)


That's true. But that is the reason most are pushing Hillary. They don't like her, they know how absolutely unlikable she is. But they believe her in the White House would actually be the third Clinton term.

Posted by: buzzion at March 05, 2015 12:12 AM (z/Ubi)

494 Is there anything young Americans don't suck at?

You don't see many illegals as baristas. U. S. A.!!

Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2015 12:12 AM (FcR7P)

495 U.S. millennials post "abysmal" scores in tech skills test, lag behind foreign peers



But they have really good scores in self esteem.


Posted by: An Observation at March 05, 2015 12:13 AM (ylhEn)

496 156 Went to Boy Scout leadership dinner tonight.
The Scouts are the LAST hope for our boys. They do the right thing.
When is the last time any of the horde said the Pledge of Allegiance?
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 04, 2015 10:45 PM (0FSuD)

Serious Q? I belong to two clubs. At each club we say the pledge before our meetings. (One meets quarterly, the other monthly.)

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at March 05, 2015 12:14 AM (iFEG+)

497 481 Thanks for the info Jay. It's a reason I love this blog, I gets mah learnin in!

Posted by: thathalfrican at March 05, 2015 12:08 AM (R5HRU)



My pleasure. Not sure that that's right, and others could speak to this more definitively, but IIRC we don't have all that many troops in either South Korea or Europe to actually make a difference in a no-shit attack. The best they could hope to do (I believe, from my reading, but could be wrong) was delay the attack's progress long enough for the cavalry to arrive, and to guarantee that the cavalry would in fact be coming. Hence the trip wire metaphor.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 05, 2015 12:14 AM (oKE6c)

498 Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at March 05, 2015 12:14 AM (iFEG+)

Sooooooo.....Illuminati or Bilderburg?

Posted by: thathalfrican at March 05, 2015 12:14 AM (R5HRU)

499 "And I doubt the black vote is gonna be there for Hills."
-Posted by: andycanuck at March 05, 2015 12:09 AM (JCdoo)

They aren't. The working class black women that my Mother works with hate Hillary. They think she's a disingenuous shyster.

...score one for the Working Class Minorities.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 12:14 AM (16bOT)

500
489 I wonder if attacking Academe is a sort of signal to us on the right then.Look who we were enamored of: Chris Christie who made headlines with tough talk to teacher's union in New Jersey.And who we currently idolize: Scott Walker who's main target of the reduction of power was the teacher's union in Wisconsin.Do we have some inner sense that the real enemies lie in those who are teaching our young?But those are only two examples. I can't think of any others of late.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 05, 2015 12:10 AM (zRby/)



Rick Perry pushing the $10,000 degree program which arguably reduces the bullshit indoctrination courses.

Also if you consider the opposite, any Republican that tries to push Common Core.

Posted by: buzzion at March 05, 2015 12:16 AM (z/Ubi)

501 10 Thou degree program?

What is the sorcery you speak of buzzion?!

Posted by: thathalfrican at March 05, 2015 12:17 AM (R5HRU)

502 "If a conservative gets elected in 16, in theory he/she would have a better chance of getting reforms through a GOP led House and Senate.

Theoretically of course. In actuality, he/she would be fought every step of the way by Boehner/McConnell.
"
-Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 05, 2015 12:12 AM (+Fae7)

Absolutely. We'd see the "Compassionate Conservatives" in Stockholm Syndrome mode over and over again.

There is never a Hill to Die on for those with continuous-flowing downhill gravy.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 12:17 AM (16bOT)

503
I'll give you this: You never set-out the cheese and call it a "Party-Platter".
Posted by: ColdBeer1


youtu.be/Vep2NTt_NVc

Try to snatch it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2015 12:18 AM (TtXjG)

504 In either instance we sure as heck don't need to be there.
If there is some treaty keeping us there Obama could wave his magic wand and deem it null and void.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 05, 2015 12:06 AM (W5DcG)


Armistice Agreement keeps us there since there was never a "peace treaty".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 05, 2015 12:19 AM (+Fae7)

505 Sooooooo.....Illuminati or Bilderburg?

Posted by: thathalfrican at March 05, 2015 12:14 AM (R5HRU)


Who controls the British crown?

Who keeps the metric system down?

Posted by: Stonecutters at March 05, 2015 12:20 AM (0Ew3K)

506 Should I hire the double major in Social Justice and Gender Studies? Or the other candidate with the GED?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 05, 2015 12:20 AM (+4uXG)

507 Who made Steve Guttenberg a star?!

Posted by: thathalfrican at March 05, 2015 12:21 AM (R5HRU)

508 "Try to snatch it."
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2015 12:18 AM (TtXjG)

*HAH!*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 12:21 AM (16bOT)

509 From a friend: "meanwhile, somebody needs to do a good hillary clinton/nigerian price email mashup"

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 12:22 AM (0Ew3K)

510 Who made Steve Guttenberg a star?!

Posted by: thathalfrican at March 05, 2015 12:21 AM (R5HRU)


It was the '80's.

I blame the cocaine

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 12:23 AM (0Ew3K)

511 506 Should I hire the double major in Social Justice and Gender Studies? Or the other candidate with the GED?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 05, 2015 12:20 AM (+4uXG)



What are you looking for from this employee? Productivity, or BJ's?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 12:23 AM (T1005)

512 "Hello, Dear Sir. I am Madame Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State of the United States of America. I write to you on an important matter because I need your personal discretion and I therefore use my personal email account."

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 12:23 AM (0Ew3K)

513 Armistice Agreement keeps us there since there was never a "peace treaty".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 05, 2015 12:19 AM (+Fae7)


That anything like our "security agreement" w/Ukraine?

Posted by: BignJames at March 05, 2015 12:24 AM (j7iSn)

514 507 Who made Steve Guttenberg a star?!

WE DID! WE DID!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 05, 2015 12:24 AM (10ydV)

515 18-34 year olds will have no idea what the economy was like back in 90's. That age group just knows that the economy sucks right now,

How do they know it sucks if they have nothing with which to compare it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 05, 2015 12:25 AM (W5DcG)

516 Ok morons.

I'm fried. Don't burn this place down while I'm gone.

Good night and God bless.

Posted by: thathalfrican at March 05, 2015 12:26 AM (R5HRU)

517 With karate, I'll kick your ass.
From here to right over there.
C'mon, motherfucker.
I'm gonna kick fuckin' derrie-errie-ay-a-yay-ierre.

You Broke the Rules.
Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair.

...motherfucker.

...motherfucker.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 12:27 AM (16bOT)

518 G'Night, thathalfrican.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 12:27 AM (16bOT)

519 And of course a US retreat would be seen as such by all concerned, including the PRC but also Japan, and every other front line state in the world. The surprising thing is that Jugears hasn't yet done just that just to kick American power and influence in the balls.
Posted by: Jay Guevara


Not disagreeing at this point, just have to frame it because you are honest:

"And of course a US retreat would be seen as such by all concerned, including the PRC but also Japan, and every other front line state in the world. "

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2015 12:27 AM (TtXjG)

520 Hey, where all the white poultry at?

Posted by: General Tso's Chicken at March 05, 2015 12:28 AM (ZbCKc)

521 >>>But they have really good scores in self esteem

Yeah big demand for special snowflakes

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 12:28 AM (YOPoU)

522 What are you looking for from this employee? Productivity, or BJ's?

Posted by: cthulhu
-------------------------
My experience in management says those two are NOT mutually exclusive, and often mean the same thing.

My question would be: Which one has the bigger rack?

Posted by: shredded chi at March 05, 2015 12:28 AM (dMVEi)

523 I have to thank whoever gave out the link to the owl cam in Savannah. Crank up the sound and tell me you couldn't drink a few cool adult beverages with those 2 chicks and a Remington 700.

http://landingsbirdcam.com/

Posted by: dartist at March 05, 2015 12:29 AM (ahBY0)

524 512 "Hello, Dear Sir. I am Madame Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State of the United States of America. I write to you on an important matter because I need your personal discretion and I therefore use my personal email account."
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 12:23 AM (0Ew3K)

You got that email too? I sent in my account info. I expect to be rich by end of the week

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 12:30 AM (YOPoU)

525 "Who made Steve Guttenberg a star?!"

Three men and a shitty premise.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 12:31 AM (16bOT)

526 Theoretically of course. In actuality, he/she would be fought every step of the way by Boehner/McConnell.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac

Don't forget the gang guys McCain & Graham

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 12:34 AM (YOPoU)

527 >>>I blame the cocaine

For being awesome? I concur.

Posted by: DC in River City at March 05, 2015 12:37 AM (e+1S5)

528 Ugh... "coke" was a drug that made uninteresting people talk more about what they had no idea about.

...incessantly.

*rubs gums*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 12:39 AM (16bOT)

529 Let he who has not snorted a line off a hooker's ass cast the first stone.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 05, 2015 12:42 AM (10ydV)

530 Ugh... "coke" was a drug that made uninteresting people talk more about what they had no idea about.

...incessantly.

*rubs gums*




Now, of course, we have the internet for that...

Posted by: Piercello at March 05, 2015 12:42 AM (QJCCx)

531 Fortunately, the Horde is a better filter than most. Only the _really_ weird stuff gets through here.

Posted by: Piercello at March 05, 2015 12:43 AM (QJCCx)

532 Did Hillary Clinton Violate the Federal Embezzlement Law?

http://tinyurl.com/loylgzh

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 12:45 AM (0Ew3K)

533 With the media being happy to spill the dirt on Hillary, it makes one wonder: Who's holding the MSM's leash?

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 12:46 AM (0Ew3K)

534 529 Let he who has not snorted a line off a hooker's ass cast the first stone.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 05, 2015 12:42 AM (10ydV

Stone or snowballl? I never did that wit a booker.,girlfriend but never a hooker

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 12:46 AM (YOPoU)

535 Let he who has not snorted a line off a hooker's ass cast the first stone.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 05, 2015 12:42 AM (10ydV)


Yeah, no stones here. Do boobs count?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2015 12:47 AM (FMbng)

536 Great news, guys!




AoSHQ has been rated #1 in penis size









reporting.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 12:48 AM (T1005)

537 Absolutely. We'd see the "Compassionate Conservatives" in Stockholm Syndrome mode over and over again.

There is never a Hill to Die on for those with continuous-flowing downhill gravy.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 12:17 AM (16bOT)


It's all about the "constituent services" that Reps and Sens do. They. Love. It. It's how they derive their power, and their power is more important than the country.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 05, 2015 12:48 AM (+Fae7)

538 But the Shinano got converted part way and made into a Carrier instead. Would have that made it a Tranny?

No, that would be Ise{ and Hyuga, which had turrets 5 and 6 removed and a flight deck with two catapults installed. The flight deck was't actually long enough to recover aircraft on.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 05, 2015 12:48 AM (brIR5)

539 533 With the media being happy to spill the dirt on Hillary, it makes one wonder: Who's holding the MSM's leash?
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 12

The NYT will soon be revealing who the Obama quislings want. It sure ain't uncle,joe. I seriously doubt Cankles is the nominee

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 12:49 AM (YOPoU)

540 AoSHQ has been rated #1 in penis size

************
I am hung like a Baby!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 05, 2015 12:49 AM (fLKzW)

541 ...at least "weed" used to be stupidly "social".

"Coke" was exclusive banality for a jabberclass of non-elites to feel so.

I only used it to occasionally get "un-drunk" at 1 a.m. The rest of that scene, (locally), was on its way to ridiculous levels of stupidity.

Thank God I hung out with the circle of idiots that did that shit.

I was "cured" after two years of mine and others' composite jackassery.

Ahhhh... early twenties. I should have joined the military.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 12:50 AM (16bOT)

542
The NYT will soon be revealing who the Obama quislings want. It sure ain't uncle,joe. I seriously doubt Cankles is the nominee

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 12:49 AM (YOPoU)


At the rate the left is going I'm surprised they just don't dig up chairman mao.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2015 12:50 AM (FMbng)

543
There is never a Hill to Die on for those with continuous-flowing downhill gravy.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 12:17 AM (16bOT)


Told the last plumber I dealt with everyone knows shit doesn't run uphill yet you charge as if it does. I'm no longer on his xmas card list

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 12:52 AM (YOPoU)

544 The NYT will soon be revealing who the Obama quislings want. It sure ain't uncle,joe. I seriously doubt Cankles is the nominee

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 12:49 AM (YOPoU)


At the rate the left is going I'm surprised they just don't dig up chairman mao.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2015 12:50 AM (FMbng)


My bet?

Fauxcahantis, with either Cory Booker or one of the Castro bros. as Veep.

Of course, Bill and Hillary won't fade away and end up going nuclear. Heck, if Jeb gets the nod I can see the Clintons and the Bushes uniting into some-type of evil Voltron-like political monster...

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 12:53 AM (0Ew3K)

545 Who's holding the MSM's leash?
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 12:46 AM (0Ew3K)


My theory is that this stuff is coming from the WH and Obama supporters.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 05, 2015 12:53 AM (10ydV)

546 >>>Let he who has not snorted a line off a hooker's ass cast the first stone.

*puts stone back into pocket*

Posted by: DC in River City at March 05, 2015 12:54 AM (e+1S5)

547 Mine is long, and thick...takes a while to adjust the strap, though.

Posted by: Hillary! at March 05, 2015 12:54 AM (JoIcn)

548 540 AoSHQ has been rated #1 in penis size

************
I am hung like a Baby!
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 05, 2015 12:49 AM (fLKzW)



Actually, IIRC, humans have the largest tackle in proportion to their size among all the primates....so, sadly, Truck Monkey might not be well-endowed.



Just don't discuss it with a mallard or you'll get schooled.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 12:55 AM (T1005)

549 one of the Castro bros. as Veep.

Fidel or Raoul?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 05, 2015 12:56 AM (W5DcG)

550 How do they know it sucks if they have nothing with which to compare it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 05, 2015 12:25 AM (W5DcG)



Mom has cut back on the number of Hot Pockets she buys per week.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 05, 2015 12:56 AM (+Fae7)

551 Fauxcahantis, with either Cory Booker or one of the Castro bros. as Veep.

Of course, Bill and Hillary won't fade away and end up going nuclear. Heck, if Jeb gets the nod I can see the Clintons and the Bushes uniting into some-type of evil Voltron-like political monster...
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 12:53 AM (0Ew3K)

Safe and smart picks Hat. I do disagree with you that the clintons going nuclear.mthey have to keep that golden goose (foundation) alive . That thing could dry up quickly

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 12:56 AM (YOPoU)

552 Heh. I told Cougar about the 5.17" average penis thing, and she said "I just can't believe that. those poor average girls"

Posted by: DC in River City at March 05, 2015 12:57 AM (e+1S5)

553 "It's all about the "constituent services" that Reps and Sens do. They. Love. It. It's how they derive their power, and their power is more important than the country."
-Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 05, 2015 12:48 AM (+Fae7)

Fundraising for liars. Someone once said that these Phony-Baloney shysters majored in "Lunchroom and Study Hall". I'll buy that.

When the CBC cornered the Georgia Representative and told him that he couldn't represent his constituency, (so as to attend the Netanyahu speech), I was reminded of the identity politics that is so pervasive today.

Threatened with a "Gravy Cut-Off", most will demure to the mean.

I'm going to have a sad, now.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 12:58 AM (16bOT)

554 542


At the rate the left is going I'm surprised they just don't dig up chairman mao.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2015 12:50 AM (


So which dead commie dictator was embalmed the best?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 12:59 AM (YOPoU)

555 Don't forget the gang guys McCain & Graham
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 12:34 AM (YOPoU)


They will screw over Boehner and McConnell also if given the chance. So if Boehner/Turtle are against President Walker, McCain/Graham may just happen to back the President if they feel they can extract one morsel of power.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 05, 2015 12:59 AM (+Fae7)

556 At the rate the left is going I'm surprised they just don't dig up chairman mao.

With a hat tip to Peaches...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkVijd9g_Hk

Posted by: dartist at March 05, 2015 01:00 AM (ahBY0)

557 ...at least "weed" used to be stupidly "social".

"Coke" was exclusive banality for a jabberclass of non-elites to feel so.

I only used it to occasionally get "un-drunk" at 1 a.m. The rest of that scene, (locally), was on its way to ridiculous levels of stupidity.

Thank God I hung out with the circle of idiots that did that shit.

I was "cured" after two years of mine and others' composite jackassery.

Ahhhh... early twenties. I should have joined the military.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 12:50 AM (16bOT)

Because of my music path I had just about every drug known to mankind thrown at me. I had good will power, so I never messed with 75% of it. I watched all the imbeciles around me to see exactly what I never wanted to become. I never saw the what the thrill was about coke. It always made me feel like shit, so I only indulged under certain circumstances. Usually when a chick offered it, because they usually meant coke now, marathon fuck later.

For it is written, when a chick asks if you are a god, you say YES.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2015 01:01 AM (FMbng)

558 A good reason to not visit New Zealand

http://tinyurl.com/o7nd2hw

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 01:01 AM (0Ew3K)

559 ..."For it is written, when a chick asks if you are a god, you say YES."
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2015 01:01 AM (FMbng)

*HAH!*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 01:03 AM (16bOT)

560 So, in fairness to the previous thread, is this the "underballs" thread?

How come everybody wants to see underboobs, but nobody wants to see underballs?

I'm calling humankind out on its sexism.

Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2015 01:04 AM (K4YiS)

561 Safe and smart picks Hat. I do disagree with you that the clintons going nuclear.mthey have to keep that golden goose (foundation) alive . That thing could dry up quickly

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 12:56 AM (YOPoU)


I'm not so sure. Hillary was always vindictive, but now she's a nasty and bitter old woman as well. Their "foundation" might keep them in line, but I could see them just as easily go into revenge mode with the victorious boot-licking Republicans allowing them a pass for a job well done.

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 01:04 AM (0Ew3K)

562 So, in fairness to the previous thread, is this the "underballs" thread?

How come everybody wants to see underboobs, but nobody wants to see underballs?

I'm calling humankind out on its sexism.

Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2015 01:04 AM (K4YiS)


Really? You're from the Frisco area and you are unaware of taint fetishizers?

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 01:05 AM (0Ew3K)

563 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 05, 2015 12:59 AM (+Fae7)

Chuckles. Walker supported by MCCain I can't envision that.m

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 01:06 AM (YOPoU)

564 ..."For it is written, when a chick asks if you are a god, you say YES."
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2015 01:01 AM (FMbng)

*HAH!*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 01:03 AM (16bOT)


I was...serious. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2015 01:08 AM (FMbng)

565 558 A good reason to not visit New Zealand

http://tinyurl.com/o7nd2hw
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 01:01 AM (0Ew3K)




Meh. One thing that's been out there forever is that the amount of horsepower to encrypt EVERYTHING isn't really all that much......but there's been little call to do so because interoperability and ease-of-replacement have been much more of an issue than random security threats like NZ customs. But that doesn't mean there isn't a tipping point -- and I suspect that governments suspect it's much further along than it actually is.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 01:08 AM (T1005)

566 533 With the media being happy to spill the dirt on Hillary, it makes one wonder: Who's holding the MSM's leash?
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 12:46 AM (0Ew3K)


Obamaites.

This is for control of the Dem party for the next 10-20 years. Obama wants to be the kingmaker in the Dem party, and Billy Jeff was the kingmaker. If the Clinton cronies win, they will have control of the party and its finances for the next 10-20 years. Obama's minions win, they have the power.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 05, 2015 01:08 AM (+Fae7)

567 558 A good reason to not visit New Zealand

http://tinyurl.com/o7nd2hw
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 01:01 AM (0Ew3K)




I should also note that we have a special traveling computer that is pretty-much disposable.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 01:09 AM (T1005)

568 Oooooh, I almost never watch TV, but I was taking out the DVD of the movie I was watching, and the local news came on -- the local news which invariably has some trivial local story as the lead story ("House fire in Vallejo!" "Five-car pile-up in Cupertino!") tonight has as it lead story the Hillary Clinton email scandal. Oooooh, that means it's reaching the LIVs, and the local Dems are worried. Of course, the story included a UC Berkeley "political science expert" who say that no one will remember the scandal, so it's not important.

And the centrifuges keep spinning. (Metaphorically and real.)

Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2015 01:10 AM (K4YiS)

569 560 So, in fairness to the previous thread, is this the "underballs" thread?

How come everybody wants to see underboobs, but nobody wants to see underballs?

I'm calling humankind out on its sexism.
Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2015 01:04 AM (K4YiS)



How can you say that, zombie, having gathered photographic evidence of such people?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 01:10 AM (T1005)

570 As a business owner during the late nineties, I was surprised how often and openly that other business owners did/offered coke.

I guess since I looked young, they didn't find me to be a threat --or something. I don't know.

I just know that when it was around, I was in the midst of more self-important jackasses than you could shake a stick at.

A gaggle of jabbering assholes blathering about nothing, but talking about everything.

What a shit-drug, I thought to myself as I did another line.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 01:11 AM (16bOT)

571 307 Back in my day, shaved pubes meant one thing.
Crabs.

Hell of a prep ritual for getting seafood

LMAO,

Posted by: keena at March 05, 2015 01:11 AM (RiTnx)

572 566 533 With the media being happy to spill the dirt on Hillary, it makes one wonder: Who's holding the MSM's leash?
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 12:46 AM (0Ew3K)


Obamaites.

This is for control of the Dem party for the next 10-20 years. Obama wants to be the kingmaker in the Dem party, and Billy Jeff was the kingmaker. If the Clinton cronies win, they will have control of the party and its finances for the next 10-20 years. Obama's minions win, they have the power.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 05, 2015 01:08 AM (+Fae7)



That's probably a pretty good guess.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 01:12 AM (T1005)

573 Holding hands with 4 of the Bushes , 2 George's, Babs & Jeb
Lovely to see bipartisanship

Spits. spits again

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 01:12 AM (YOPoU)

574 >>>because they usually meant coke now, marathon fuck later.

Why else would you do blow? Unless you have some bucket list item of "drink 23 beers and half a bottle of whiskey and not be drunk".

And if that's on you bucket list, you're a cool motherfucker.

Posted by: DC in River City at March 05, 2015 01:13 AM (e+1S5)

575 562 So, in fairness to the previous thread, is this the "underballs" thread?

How come everybody wants to see underboobs, but nobody wants to see underballs?

I'm calling humankind out on its sexism.

Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2015 01:04 AM (K4YiS)

Really? You're from the Frisco area and you are unaware of taint fetishizers?
Posted by: The Political Hat


Ah, but taint fetishists are not part of humankind, so they don't count in my social calculus.

I mean, c'mon, there are levels of gross, and this fetish is somewhere between "Ewwwwwww!" and "Vomit until black bile comes up."

Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2015 01:14 AM (K4YiS)

576
555 Don't forget the gang guys McCain Graham Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 12:34 AM (YOPoU) They will screw over Boehner and McConnell also if given the chance. So if Boehner/Turtle are against President Walker, McCain/Graham may just happen to back the President if they feel they can extract one morsel of power.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 05, 2015 12:59 AM


Won't happen they will be pushing to side with democrats and it will be those worthless traitorous fucks that will push those spineless excuses for leaders Boehner and McConnell to go against Walker.

Pretty sure the senile fuck McCain has made some negative comments about Walker already.

Posted by: buzzion at March 05, 2015 01:14 AM (z/Ubi)

577 572 566 533 With the media being happy to spill the dirt on Hillary, it makes one wonder: Who's holding the MSM's leash?
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 12:46 AM (0Ew3K)


Obamaites.

This is for control of the Dem party for the next 10-20 years. Obama wants to be the kingmaker in the Dem party, and Billy Jeff was the kingmaker. If the Clinton cronies win, they will have control of the party and its finances for the next 10-20 years. Obama's minions win, they have the power.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 05, 2015 01:08 AM (+Fae7)



That's probably a pretty good guess.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 01:12 AM (T1005)




Although I'd back it up into TPTB that use Obama as a facade.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 01:15 AM (T1005)

578 What a shit-drug, I thought to myself as I did another line.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March

I always called it mor-Caine. Glad I never tried the crack. Aim not good with booze and or drug control

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 01:15 AM (YOPoU)

579 A good reason to not visit New Zealand

http://tinyurl.com/o7nd2hw
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 01:01 AM (0Ew3K)

I should also note that we have a special traveling computer that is pretty-much disposable.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 01:09 AM (T1005)


I also use a dedicated "traveling computer".

One solution is to let someone at home encrypt it and not tell you the password. Then there is no password to give-up. Once in the country that person can just tell you what it is.

Question: Is there a whole disk encryption that uses asymmetric techniques as with PGP?

Posted by: The Encrypted Hat at March 05, 2015 01:16 AM (0Ew3K)

580 Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2015 01:14 AM (K4YiS)

Never had blood thrown up here in the ONT unless it was a barrell thing. Blood beats bile every whirl.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 01:18 AM (YOPoU)

581 Ah, but taint fetishists are not part of humankind, so they don't count in my social calculus.

I mean, c'mon, there are levels of gross, and this fetish is somewhere between "Ewwwwwww!" and "Vomit until black bile comes up."

Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2015 01:14 AM (K4YiS)


At least they ain't furries...

Posted by: Taint no Hat! at March 05, 2015 01:18 AM (0Ew3K)

582 569 560 So, in fairness to the previous thread, is this the "underballs" thread?

How come everybody wants to see underboobs, but nobody wants to see underballs?

I'm calling humankind out on its sexism.
Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2015 01:04 AM (K4YiS)

How can you say that, zombie, having gathered photographic evidence of such people?
Posted by: cthulhu


I, of all people, can say that, because although I gathered evidence of such people existing, I have heard from my (disgusted) fan base that they did not want to see such people nor their underballs.

I think the underballs fans are outnumbered by the underballs detractors about 10 million to 1.

Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2015 01:18 AM (K4YiS)

583 I've stayed away from pretty much all of that stuff, as I have the wrong sort of personality for messing with potentially addictive toys: I'm intensely curious, a system-level analytical thinker (lots of data needed for good generalizations), and way too stubborn to let go until well after the right moment has been beaten into the ground.

Posted by: Piercello at March 05, 2015 01:19 AM (QJCCx)

584 What a shit-drug, I thought to myself as I did another line.

You're lucky to be alive brother, if that be truth. I believe that I know more dead guys than alive from that shit, and a lot of live guys with fcuked up or no teefs to boot.

Posted by: dartist at March 05, 2015 01:20 AM (ahBY0)

585 "I was...serious. lol"
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2015 01:08 AM (FMbng)

That's okay. Flat type has no context.

When I type "*HAH!*", I mean that I actually made that sound and I found the post to "ring true".

I laughed out loud because I owned a tanning salon for sixteen years. I've been offered soup-to-nuts.

We offered free tanning for a strip club down the street because they always wanted to "upgrade" to The Capsule. ...they have no idea how to save money, else they consider tanning an "investment".

Strippers thought I was a god. I thought strippers were money in my pocket.

Everything worked out for the best!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 01:20 AM (16bOT)

586
zombie:

How come everybody wants to see underboobs, but nobody wants to see underballs?


... shweddy ... The suggestive power alone provides the internet's version of scratch-n-sniff

Posted by: Bond, James Bond at March 05, 2015 01:20 AM (FlRtG)

Posted by: Bond, James Bond at March 05, 2015 01:20 AM (FlRtG)

588 But the stories are fun.

Posted by: Piercello at March 05, 2015 01:20 AM (QJCCx)

589 What a shit-drug, I thought to myself as I did another line.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March

I always called it mor-Caine. Glad I never tried the crack. Aim not good with booze and or drug control

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 01:15 AM (YOPoU)


Be very glad. That shit makes regular coke look like sweet-n-low. Its concentrated evil.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2015 01:21 AM (FMbng)

590 I think the underballs fans are outnumbered by the underballs detractors about 10 million to 1.

Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2015 01:18 AM (K4YiS)


H8r!

Posted by: There's no need to fear! Underball is here! at March 05, 2015 01:22 AM (0Ew3K)

591 Be very glad. That shit makes regular coke look like sweet-n-low. Its concentrated evil.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2015 01:21 AM (FMbng)


Crack is made from David Warner?

Posted by: The Hat Bandit at March 05, 2015 01:24 AM (0Ew3K)

592 Boobs are proof that god exists.

Underballs proves he had an apprentice .

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2015 01:24 AM (FMbng)

593 Hat, in case I haven't mentioned it, that Ewok hash is gold.

Posted by: Piercello at March 05, 2015 01:24 AM (QJCCx)

594 I think the underballs fans are outnumbered by the underballs detractors about 10 million to 1.

Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2015 01:18 AM (K4YiS)

****
So, this should put the fans in the protected minority class then.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 05, 2015 01:24 AM (XrHO0)

595 561 Safe and smart picks Hat. I do disagree with you that the clintons going nuclear.mthey have to keep that golden goose (foundation) alive . That thing could dry up quickly

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 12:56 AM (YOPoU)

I'm not so sure. Hillary was always vindictive, but now she's a nasty and bitter old woman as well. Their "foundation" might keep them in line, but I could see them just as easily go into revenge mode with the victorious boot-licking Republicans allowing them a pass for a job well done.
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 01:04 AM (0Ew3K)


Whoever has control of the Dem party apparatus has control over the Dem Party finances.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 05, 2015 01:25 AM (+Fae7)

596 Crack is made from David Warner?

Posted by: The Hat Bandit at March 05, 2015 01:24 AM (0Ew3K)


Yeah, only you don't turn into a hermit crab. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2015 01:26 AM (FMbng)

597 579 A good reason to not visit New Zealand

http://tinyurl.com/o7nd2hw
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 01:01 AM (0Ew3K)

I should also note that we have a special traveling computer that is pretty-much disposable.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 01:09 AM (T1005)

I also use a dedicated "traveling computer".

One solution is to let someone at home encrypt it and not tell you the password. Then there is no password to give-up. Once in the country that person can just tell you what it is.

Question: Is there a whole disk encryption that uses asymmetric techniques as with PGP?
Posted by: The Encrypted Hat at March 05, 2015 01:16 AM (0Ew3K)




There is literally no end to the fun you can have if the default state of hardware tips over to "encrypted". You can have a website that uses the closing value of the Dow and the date as seeds to encrypt the password for your machine, so its data is only accessible after a certain time.




All the NSA stuff, all the facebook and google and twitter stuff, all the data-mining and content-thieving.....is much more fragile than it seems.




And when it all tumbles down, the last software standing will be.....




Minx 0.7 alpha

Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 01:26 AM (T1005)

598 I'd always been under the impression that average erect penis length was between 5.75 and 6.0 inches. Now it's more than half an inch shorter than the low end of that range?

Must be a whole bunch of tiny-dicked illegals bringing the American average down, much like they did for height.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 05, 2015 01:26 AM (5pg79)

599 583 & 584 yet at my age and knowledge I wonder what smack would be like. I know stay away I will. Think I wnjoyed too many pain killers the past 4 years

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 01:27 AM (YOPoU)

600 Getting here late. Has anyone commented on the whiteness of Daryl Hall's underballs?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2015 01:28 AM (5f5bM)

601 I'm not so sure. Hillary was always vindictive, but now she's a nasty and bitter old woman as well. Their "foundation" might keep them in line, but I could see them just as easily go into revenge mode with the victorious boot-licking Republicans allowing them a pass for a job well done.
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 01:04 AM (0Ew3K)

Whoever has control of the Dem party apparatus has control over the Dem Party finances.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 05, 2015 01:25 AM (+Fae7)


But if you are going to go down, go down in style (like Huma does with Cankles)

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 01:30 AM (0Ew3K)

602 Getting here late. Has anyone commented on the whiteness of Daryl Hall's underballs?


Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2015 01:28 AM (5f5bM)


Lol. I have been trying to remember where the hell I first heard underballs.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2015 01:30 AM (FMbng)

603 "You're lucky to be alive brother, if that be truth. I believe that I know more dead guys than alive from that shit, and a lot of live guys with fcuked up or no teefs to boot."
-Posted by: dartist at March 05, 2015 01:20 AM (ahBY0)

I had started getting back into God around that time. I watched the idiots around me and I decided I'd rather make money than spend it.

Most of the guys I hung out with are still alive, but they are mediocre goofballs.

I thought I was doing what I needed to do to make connections in the business world. It turns out that there are very few of those folks still in business.

Bar owners, strip club owners, restaurant owners...

...they all failed or sold before I folded.

I've seen people die from all sorts of addictions. My Father's side of the family is littered with casualties. It is sad. It is really, really sad.

I never really "liked" cocaine. I hated those people that I was hanging around. It was easy to quit.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 01:31 AM (16bOT)

604 And when it all tumbles down, the last software standing will be.....

Minx 0.7 alpha

Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 01:26 AM (T1005)


Give mad props bitches...

*shoots heroin into tiny little eyeballs*

Posted by: Pixy's Hamsters at March 05, 2015 01:31 AM (0Ew3K)

605 Yeah the black African NBA & Chinese NBA players screwed that up.


/////

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 01:32 AM (YOPoU)

606 600 Getting here late. Has anyone commented on the whiteness of Daryl Hall's underballs?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2015 01:28 AM (5f5bM)



I have no information, opinion, or interest in the matter....but note only that John Oates frequently wore sunglasses.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 01:32 AM (T1005)

607 I actually tattooed a Campbell's soup can on mine while it was erect, but I must agree with @64. 4.59" can't be right. Maybe they meant centimeters instead?

Posted by: Andy Warhol at March 05, 2015 01:34 AM (cIoI4)

608 I didn't even know Daryl Hall had balls. I just knew she got smacked around by Jackson Brown and was missing a couple of fingertips.

Oh, wait; that's Daryl Hannah.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 05, 2015 01:35 AM (5pg79)

609 I never really "liked" cocaine. I hated those people that I was hanging around. It was easy to quit.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 01:31 AM (16bOT)

*******
I hear ya. Did some from time to time in the early 90s. At the time I was doing it, each time, I did not want to stop. That told me all I needed to know about me and Cocaine.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 05, 2015 01:35 AM (XrHO0)

610 Lol. I have been trying to remember where the hell I first heard underballs.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2015 01:30 AM (FMbng)

*********************
I believe it was the Ewok commenting on the ethnic composition of the New Republic masthead.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2015 01:35 AM (5f5bM)

611 Rubio and Lee want to revise the tax code:

a) nevah hoppen

b) It's Rubio, he'll screw us somehow.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 05, 2015 01:36 AM (XO6WW)

612 That's probably a pretty good guess.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 01:12 AM (T1005)




Although I'd back it up into TPTB that use Obama as a facade.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 01:15 AM (T1005)


3 things can make people do anything:

1. Money
2. Power
3. Scamper

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 05, 2015 01:37 AM (+Fae7)

613 b) It's Rubio, he'll screw us somehow.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 05, 2015 01:36 AM (XO6WW)


If you loved my garbage, then you'll love me!

Posted by: Marco Rubio *violently chugs water* at March 05, 2015 01:37 AM (0Ew3K)

614 The truly weird stuff? Do you really want to go there?

http://www.ufunk.net/gadgets/sextoy-hd-camera/

And now let me go find the rum so I can pass out asleep without dreaming.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 05, 2015 01:37 AM (0Ci8R)

615 So, nothing bad happens when you say "what's the worst that could happen?"

Right?

I'm, uh, asking for a friend.

Posted by: DC in River City at March 05, 2015 01:37 AM (e+1S5)

616
583 584 yet at my age and knowledge I wonder what smack would be
like. I know stay away I will. Think I wnjoyed too many pain killers the
past 4 years

If you mean heroin, every junkie I ever knew is dead. You'll have your hands full kicking oxy whatever. Stick to walleye and cheap beer my friend.

Posted by: dartist at March 05, 2015 01:38 AM (ahBY0)

617 'Cause your balls have a glint, from the glow of a distant sun!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 05, 2015 01:38 AM (5pg79)

618 How hard were they pulling on that thing that it lost length when engorged? Ow!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 01:38 AM (T1005)

619 " 'Cause your balls have a glint, from the glow of a distant sun!"
-Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 05, 2015 01:38 AM (5pg79)

Thanks!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 01:40 AM (16bOT)

620 The truly weird stuff? Do you really want to go there?

http://www.ufunk.net/gadgets/sextoy-hd-camera/

And now let me go find the rum so I can pass out asleep without dreaming.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 05, 2015 01:37 AM (0Ci8R)


Better that than a doctor's fist for þe olde prostate exam...

Posted by: The Examined Hat at March 05, 2015 01:40 AM (0Ew3K)

621
If you mean heroin, every junkie I ever knew is dead. You'll have your hands full kicking oxy whatever. Stick to walleye and cheap beer my friend.


Posted by: dartist at March 05, 2015 01:38 AM (ahBY0)


Yup same here. There is NO happiness with that drug. No survivors either, it gets them all eventually. Seen it countless times. There was a ton of shit I refused to ever fuck with, and that stuff was theee top of the list.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2015 01:41 AM (FMbng)

622 "Better that than a doctor's fist for þe olde prostate exam..."
-Posted by: The Examined Hat at March 05, 2015 01:40 AM (0Ew3K)

Someone has been feeding you misinformation, amigo.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 01:43 AM (16bOT)

623 ...amongst other things, apparently.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 01:43 AM (16bOT)

624 If you mean heroin, every junkie I ever knew is dead. You'll have your hands full kicking oxy whatever. Stick to walleye and cheap beer my friend.
Posted by: dartist at March 05, 2015 01:38 AM (ahBY0


Ah fishing the best drug. Asi don't drink anymore I don't use beer. Smoke a little pot every so often. 6-8 times a year,

Thanks DA I would like to see your work sometime

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 01:44 AM (YOPoU)

625 If you mean heroin, every junkie I ever knew is dead. You'll have your hands full kicking oxy whatever. Stick to walleye and cheap beer my friend.

Posted by: dartist at March 05, 2015 01:38 AM (ahBY0)


You know you are dealing with a really, really nasty drug when Lemmy says he'd never touch that s**t.

Posted by: MotörHat at March 05, 2015 01:46 AM (0Ew3K)

626 DC, you could always try "What could possibly go wrong?" instead. Might be safer. Or not.

And, there's always "Hold my beer and watch this."

Posted by: Piercello at March 05, 2015 01:46 AM (QJCCx)

627 I hear ya. Did some from time to time in the early 90s. At the time I
was doing it, each time, I did not want to stop. That told me all I
needed to know about me and Cocaine.

I ran into a guy a couple weeks ago that did time, etc. Didn't know me, teeth worn down almost to his gums. Can't get it back, cocaine. I loved that shit too.

Posted by: dartist at March 05, 2015 01:48 AM (ahBY0)

628 "You must look at my underballs. I insist. You have no choice."

Oh, yes I do.

Posted by: HAL at March 05, 2015 01:48 AM (OmBeX)

629 #618: I was wondering the same thing, but then I checked for myself, and
yep, it can indeed be stretched out a bit longer when limp than it gets
when erect. Doesn't even hurt.

It's probably because it doesn't have its limited mass taken up with expanding its girth and rigidity.

I guess this is where I should exclaim, "Science!".

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 05, 2015 01:49 AM (5pg79)

630 312. Ehh, it Didn't take much getting used to. We measured once. For science. You changed your name spelling?
Posted by: Gingy at March 04, 2015 11:22 PM (WvS3w)

Just for a couple days,, since Bibi rocked it in Congress.

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 05, 2015 01:49 AM (Vm8WO)

631 Test...

Posted by: Þe Political Hat at March 05, 2015 01:50 AM (0Ew3K)

632 Oh, wait; that's Daryl Hannah.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler


NOM, NOM, NOM.
* Daryl Hannah eating shellfish *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2015 01:50 AM (TtXjG)

633 625 If you mean heroin, every junkie I ever knew is dead. You'll have your hands full kicking oxy whatever. Stick to walleye and cheap beer my friend.

Posted by: dartist at March 05, 2015 01:38 AM (ahBY0)

You know you are dealing with a really, really nasty drug when Lemmy says he'd never touch that s**t.
Posted by: MotrHat at March 05, 2015 01:46 AM

(tonights the night album by neil young makes me think I shouldnt

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 01:50 AM (YOPoU)

634 You mean the 4.59 inches statistic is wrong??? But that was my guideline when enlarging the opening of my you know what, no wonder I can't feel anything no more. Lawsuit time!

Posted by: Bob Goatse at March 05, 2015 01:50 AM (cIoI4)

635 It's clear out here that Kamala Harris is being groomed to be the next Obama-level Progressive nuclear fuckup. But there's no way she's ready for 2016.





I can understand the powers behind Obama not wanting the Clintons to co-opt their machine, but I'm not detecting a 2016 ValJar Soros Chicago Slime Machine candidate.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 01:51 AM (T1005)

636 #625: Good point. That's a guy whose diet consists of nothing but meat, cheese, whiskey and pills. So, if he won't touch heroin, that should indeed tell you something.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 05, 2015 01:51 AM (5pg79)

637 "DC, you could always try "What could possibly go wrong?" instead. Might be safer. Or not.

And, there's always "Hold my beer and watch this."
"
-Posted by: Piercello at March 05, 2015 01:46 AM (QJCCx)

Oof. I rarely tempt fate. NTTAWWT.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 01:51 AM (16bOT)

638 b) It's Rubio, he'll screw us somehow.
Posted by: Richard McEnroe


Such optimism.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2015 01:51 AM (TtXjG)

639 Goodnight Morons

Be well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 01:51 AM (YOPoU)

640 Good night, MH!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 05, 2015 01:52 AM (5pg79)

641 You mean the 4.59 inches statistic is wrong??? But that was my guideline when enlarging the opening of my you know what, no wonder I can't feel anything no more. Lawsuit time!

Posted by: Bob Goatse at March 05, 2015 01:50 AM (cIoI4)


You'll always have me!

Posted by: Mister Ed at March 05, 2015 01:52 AM (0Ew3K)

642 Thanks DA I would like to see your work sometime

Hey, I'd like to see what you're working on too. Maybe we can wet a line one of these days and twist a few up.

Posted by: dartist at March 05, 2015 01:53 AM (ahBY0)

643 G'Night, Misanthropic!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 01:54 AM (16bOT)

644

642 Thanks DA I would like to see your work sometime

Hey, I'd like to see what you're working on too. Maybe we can wet a line one of these days and twist a few up.
Posted by: dartist at March 05, 2015 01:53 AM

Iwould enjoy that.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 05, 2015 01:55 AM (YOPoU)

645 night MH

Posted by: dartist at March 05, 2015 01:55 AM (ahBY0)

646 Night, MH.

Posted by: Piercello at March 05, 2015 01:57 AM (QJCCx)

647 Well... "twist one" for me, boys... lol.

(I haven't heard the phrase "twist one" for ten freaking years!)

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 01:57 AM (16bOT)

648 It's clear out here that Kamala Harris is being groomed to be the next Obama-level Progressive nuclear fuckup. But there's no way she's ready for 2016.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 01:51 AM (T1005)


She's being handed Boxer's Senate seat.

Even if she can't be defeated for that seat, it is necessary to damage her enough that she will never be able to win nationally.

The sad thing is that she almost was defeated back in 2010 by Steve Cooley, who was the elected D.A. of Los Angeles County.

Yes, L.A. County had a majority of it's countywide executive officers as Republican within the past decade.

The shift of the L.A. suburbs from GOP to Dem is what killed it for the GOP in California. Heck, even B-1 Bob Dornan could get elected to West L.A. easily.

Posted by: El Sombrero de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles de Porciúncula at March 05, 2015 01:58 AM (0Ew3K)

649 I know some survivors.

Posted by: otho at March 05, 2015 01:59 AM (tBSrv)

650 635 It's clear out here that Kamala Harris is being groomed to be the next Obama-level Progressive nuclear fuckup. But there's no way she's ready for 2016.

I can understand the powers behind Obama not wanting the Clintons to co-opt their machine, but I'm not detecting a 2016 ValJar Soros Chicago Slime Machine candidate.
Posted by: cthulhu


Kamala Harris is being groomed to first get the governor's seat in Sacramento -- THEN use that as the launching pad for the White House.

One can't go from stat attorney general to president in one leap.

But definitely, America, brace yourself for the Kamala Harris Media Offensive in 2020 or 2024. Guaranteed. You read it here first.

You non-Californians may not have heard of her, but you will soon. She will succeed Brown as governor. And once she has that, it's Destination White House all the way.

Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2015 02:02 AM (K4YiS)

651 #648: Are you sayin' somethin' about me?

Posted by: Antonio Vivalaraza at March 05, 2015 02:02 AM (5pg79)

652 stat = state

Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2015 02:03 AM (K4YiS)

653 (I haven't heard the phrase "twist one" for ten freaking years!)

I'm gettin old I guess, damn pups vape that stuff now I hear.


Posted by: dartist at March 05, 2015 02:03 AM (ahBY0)

654 I'm going to go ahead and be obsessed with that phrase, now.

"All's well, amigo. C'mon over and we'll Twist One".

"You worry too much. Twist One for the ages, brother".

"You'll forget about that scrunt after you Twist One and settle the f*** down".

"Gimme that. You'll tear that paper before you can even Twist One".

"You think that's good? Twist One and we'll discuss shit afterwards".

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 02:04 AM (16bOT)

655 I'm just going to throw this out there:

http://bastionofliberty.blogspot.com/2015/03/yesterdays-non-news.html

Like I needed to see that just before bedtime.

Posted by: rickl at March 05, 2015 02:04 AM (sdi6R)

656 Kamala Harris is being groomed to first get the governor's seat in Sacramento -- THEN use that as the launching pad for the White House.

One can't go from stat attorney general to president in one leap.

But definitely, America, brace yourself for the Kamala Harris Media Offensive in 2020 or 2024. Guaranteed. You read it here first.

You non-Californians may not have heard of her, but you will soon. She will succeed Brown as governor. And once she has that, it's Destination White House all the way.

Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2015 02:02 AM (K4YiS)


She is running for Boxer's seat.

Lt. Gov. & microphone fellatio aficionado Gaven Newsome is running for Gov.

While she may run for Gov. in '18 after only two years in the Senate, she's openly running for Senate for '16.

Posted by: El Sombrero de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles de Porciúncula at March 05, 2015 02:07 AM (0Ew3K)

657 I'm gettin old I guess, damn pups vape that stuff now I hear.


Posted by: dartist at March 05, 2015 02:03 AM (ahBY0)

*****

Yep. Got a buddy that travels with a vape/oil setup, even internationally. Never even been questioned about it.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 05, 2015 02:07 AM (3F6F8)

658 Posted by: dartist at March 05, 2015 02:03 AM (ahBY0)

Naw, man. I'm getting old and decrepit.

Nowadays, when I talk about "joints", I mean my knees.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 02:07 AM (16bOT)

659 She's being handed Boxer's Senate seat.

Even if she can't be defeated for that seat, it is necessary to damage her enough that she will never be able to win nationally.
Posted by: El Sombrero


Hi there!

Posted by: LT. Garcetti, Columbia, Oxford at March 05, 2015 02:08 AM (TtXjG)

660 Naw, man. I'm getting old and decrepit.

You don't sound like it. Which side of 50?

Posted by: dartist at March 05, 2015 02:11 AM (ahBY0)

661 rickl, I might counter that (partially) with the link currently stashed in my nic.

Posted by: Piercello at March 05, 2015 02:11 AM (QJCCx)

662 648 It's clear out here that Kamala Harris is being groomed to be the next Obama-level Progressive nuclear fuckup. But there's no way she's ready for 2016.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 01:51 AM (T1005)

She's being handed Boxer's Senate seat.

Even if she can't be defeated for that seat, it is necessary to damage her enough that she will never be able to win nationally.

The sad thing is that she almost was defeated back in 2010 by Steve Cooley, who was the elected D.A. of Los Angeles County.

Yes, L.A. County had a majority of it's countywide executive officers as Republican within the past decade.

The shift of the L.A. suburbs from GOP to Dem is what killed it for the GOP in California. Heck, even B-1 Bob Dornan could get elected to West L.A. easily.
Posted by: El Sombrero de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles de Porciúncula at March 05, 2015 01:58 AM (0Ew3K)



She's being handed Boxer's [who decided not to run] Senate seat like Obama was handed Peter Fitzgerald's [who decided not to run] Senate seat. If she followed the pattern, she'd serve four years of a six-year term as a backbencher, then run for President -- which make her play for POTUS in 2020.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 02:11 AM (T1005)

663 By the way, guys, I coined a new term recently for the way Republicans act like they're going to fight the Democrats tooth-and-nail over some blatantly illegal and unConstitutional law/procedure, only to fold at the merest hint of resistance.

I call it a fail accompli.

They say Washington is Hollywood for ugly people, but I think it's more accurate to say Washington is professional wrestling for unathletic people, complete with scripted outcomes.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 05, 2015 02:12 AM (5pg79)

664 Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 05, 2015 02:12 AM (5pg79)

Professional wrestlers have more integrity.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 05, 2015 02:14 AM (zRby/)

665 Heroin junkie survivor?

Debby Harry (note that she has admitted this)

And yes, I'd still hit that.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 05, 2015 02:14 AM (3epgP)

666 Now?

Posted by: Piercello at March 05, 2015 02:14 AM (QJCCx)

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 05, 2015 02:15 AM (3epgP)

668 I call it a fail accompli.

They say Washington is Hollywood for ugly people, but I think it's more accurate to say Washington is professional wrestling for unathletic people, complete with scripted outcomes.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 05, 2015 02:12 AM (5pg79)

*****

Too funny and sadly true. You may now officially consider that riff to be stolen.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 05, 2015 02:15 AM (XrHO0)

669 650 635 It's clear out here that Kamala Harris is being groomed to be the next Obama-level Progressive nuclear fuckup. But there's no way she's ready for 2016.

I can understand the powers behind Obama not wanting the Clintons to co-opt their machine, but I'm not detecting a 2016 ValJar Soros Chicago Slime Machine candidate.
Posted by: cthulhu

Kamala Harris is being groomed to first get the governor's seat in Sacramento -- THEN use that as the launching pad for the White House.

One can't go from stat attorney general to president in one leap.

But definitely, America, brace yourself for the Kamala Harris Media Offensive in 2020 or 2024. Guaranteed. You read it here first.

You non-Californians may not have heard of her, but you will soon. She will succeed Brown as governor. And once she has that, it's Destination White House all the way.
Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2015 02:02 AM (K4YiS)



She's definitely anointed by TPTB -- but I'm not sure if it's for Gov or Senate. Gov is more of a hotseat, where you can be a completely useless repulsive bitch as a Senator and nobody says, "boo" -- current incumbent being a perfect example.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 02:15 AM (T1005)

670 drat, well done Piercello

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 05, 2015 02:15 AM (3epgP)

671 #668: Feel free to steal it! I'm glad you like it.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 05, 2015 02:16 AM (5pg79)

672 Success! And on that note, I shall retire for the evening.

Thanks for being out there, fellow Hordelings.

Posted by: Piercello at March 05, 2015 02:16 AM (QJCCx)

673 Heroin junkie survivor?

Debby Harry (note that she has admitted this)

And yes, I'd still hit that.

Clapton? No I wouldn't.

Posted by: dartist at March 05, 2015 02:16 AM (ahBY0)

674 She is running for Boxer's seat.

Lt. Gov. & microphone fellatio aficionado Gaven Newsome is running for Gov.

While she may run for Gov. in '18 after only two years in the Senate, she's openly running for Senate for '16.
Posted by: El Sombrero de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles de Porciúncula


Oh yeah, I forgot about that -- they switched strtegies after Boxer announced she was retiring a few months ago. Before that announcement, it was AG --> Guv --> POTUS, but afterwards they all sat down and changed it to AG --> Senate --> POTUS.

Which is what Gavin wanted all along.

Since this is now a one-party state, the Dem nominees (which are chosen behind closed doors) are automatic winners, so the voters are essentially irrelevant. Kamala, yes master, will be our next Senator, whatever you say master.

Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2015 02:17 AM (K4YiS)

675 She's definitely anointed by TPTB -- but I'm not sure if it's for Gov or Senate. Gov is more of a hotseat, where you can be a completely useless repulsive bitch as a Senator and nobody says, "boo" -- current incumbent being a perfect example.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 02:15 AM (T1005)


For 2016, it's gonna be Senate.

http://tinyurl.com/cbzc9o

Posted by: El Sombrero de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles de Porciúncula at March 05, 2015 02:17 AM (0Ew3K)

676 666 Now?
Posted by: Piercello at March 05, 2015 02:14 AM (QJCCx)




Good job!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 02:18 AM (T1005)

677 I met "Vape Guy" about six years ago. Dude was serious about his equipment and sold it as such.

I never took a hit off "Vape Guy's" stuff because he was all about "One Hit and You're Good".

He did about six "hits" while he taunted me as I watched.

Like any good rapist, he kept telling me, "you know you want it... tee-hee-hee"! *puff*

I just wanted to see how the machine worked, but this giggly idiot wanted me to be "in on the joke" so bad that he sounded like the guy from an Eighties movie, trying to get me to challenge him on the K9 Downhill Classic.

Some weed smokers know how to hang. Some don't.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 02:18 AM (16bOT)

678 Heroin junkie survivor?

Debby Harry (note that she has admitted this)

And yes, I'd still hit that.

Clapton? No I wouldn't.

Posted by: dartist at March 05, 2015 02:16 AM (ahBY0)


Clapton on heroin = His best songs

Clapton after kicking heroin = Meh.

Posted by: El Sombrero de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles de Porciúncula at March 05, 2015 02:19 AM (0Ew3K)

679 She's being handed Boxer's [who decided not to run] Senate seat like Obama was handed Peter Fitzgerald's [who decided not to run] Senate seat. If she followed the pattern, she'd serve four years of a six-year term as a backbencher, then run for President -- which make her play for POTUS in 2020.
Posted by: cthulhu


You have it exactly right. Did you steal their playbook?

That's why a Hillary win would problematic -- it ties up the White House until 2024. Team Harris may gladly push for a Walker win next year so Kamala can run in 2020.

Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2015 02:20 AM (K4YiS)

680 "You don't sound like it. Which side of 50?"
-Posted by: dartist at March 05, 2015 02:11 AM (ahBY0)

The low side, but I go back-and-forth mentally.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 02:21 AM (16bOT)

681 That's why a Hillary win would problematic -- it ties up the White House until 2024. Team Harris may gladly push for a Walker win next year so Kamala can run in 2020.

Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2015 02:20 AM (K4YiS)


If Walker packs the Supreme Court with 30-something hard core right wingers to take over for Scalia, Kennedy and Clinton's two appointees, and perhaps a retiring Roberts and Thomas, 2021 might get interesting with Kamela in office...

Posted by: The Judicial Hat at March 05, 2015 02:23 AM (0Ew3K)

682 Debby Harry (note that she has admitted this)And yes, I'd still hit that.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 05, 2015 02:14 AM


Fun girl. Not shy about showing her boobs back in the day.

Posted by: otho at March 05, 2015 02:24 AM (tBSrv)

683 Clapton on heroin = His best songs



Clapton after kicking heroin = Meh.

I hate to agree but I do. Seems like they all played better under the influence. Charlie "Bird" Parker is another that seemed to sacrifice his life in exchange. I'm not sure which way I'd go given the chance.

Posted by: dartist at March 05, 2015 02:25 AM (ahBY0)

684 The low side, but I go back-and-forth mentally.

Hey, no probs but can you tell your buddies to stay the fcuk off of my lawn? Kiddin now.

Posted by: dartist at March 05, 2015 02:29 AM (ahBY0)

685 Fuck heroin. I wouldn't change my station for all the sickness and depression in the world.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 02:29 AM (16bOT)

686 #683: Screamin' Jay Hawkins is another excellent example of this. He went into the recording studio one night, the booze and pills flowed like water, and he couldn't remember a thing afterwards.

H recorded "I Put A Spell On You" that night. He listened to the tapes later and basically went, "What the-... hey, that's kind of awesome! Yeah, that's going on my next album."

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 05, 2015 02:30 AM (5pg79)

687 679 She's being handed Boxer's [who decided not to run] Senate seat like Obama was handed Peter Fitzgerald's [who decided not to run] Senate seat. If she followed the pattern, she'd serve four years of a six-year term as a backbencher, then run for President -- which make her play for POTUS in 2020.
Posted by: cthulhu

You have it exactly right. Did you steal their playbook?

That's why a Hillary win would problematic -- it ties up the White House until 2024. Team Harris may gladly push for a Walker win next year so Kamala can run in 2020.
Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2015 02:20 AM (K4YiS)




Booker's a backbenching US Senator since 2013 -- previous senator died. They might just run him.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 02:31 AM (T1005)

688 "Hey, no probs but can you tell your buddies to stay the fcuk off of my lawn? Kiddin now."
-Posted by: dartist at March 05, 2015 02:29 AM (ahBY0)

*HAH!*

I'm just beyond that immature state where your lawn and mailbox are safe!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 02:31 AM (16bOT)

689 Posted by: dartist at March 05, 2015 02:25 AM (ahBY0)

True artist don't get much of a choice.

Art is like love.

We all know it when we feel it.

You can't force it.

It's an outside inspiration.

It takes hold of your entire being.

You can't let it go.

You'll do anything to keep it.

You partly die if you lose it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 05, 2015 02:32 AM (zRby/)

690 Oh wow, I still get the most interesting and occasionally unexpected emails to the Mo Archive. Just got one from someone with a Muslim name in Russia sending me an image of Mohammed butt-fucking Allah on the roof of the Kaaba, as a submission for the "Extreme" section. Mohammed's face is photoshopped on a dwarf from some gay dwarf porn or something.

OK. Takes all kinds, I guess.

Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2015 02:34 AM (K4YiS)

691 It should suffice to say that I am over forty. Child of the Seventies, Product of the Eighties, Graduate of the Nineties, Wanderer of the Aughts.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 02:34 AM (16bOT)

692 Screamin' Jay Hawkins is another excellent example of this.

Yep and many others I bet. That thing has always made me wonder if they cut a deal spiritually. Crossroads may not be just a song.

Posted by: dartist at March 05, 2015 02:35 AM (ahBY0)

693 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 05, 2015 02:32 AM (zRby/)

Sounds like a bunch of REO Speedwagon to me.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 02:36 AM (16bOT)

694 Since Lemmy and pro wrestling have both been mentioned in tonight's comments, here's Motorhead's "The Game", which was Triple H's theme song for several years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_JF8oSxXtM

Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 05, 2015 02:36 AM (5pg79)

695 Booker's a backbenching US Senator since 2013 -- previous senator died. They might just run him.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 02:31 AM (T1005)


I've been warning about Booker's extreme Leftism for a while now...

http://politicalhat.com/tag/cory-booker/

Remember the DNC convention in 2004? As soon as I saw the SCoaMF give his speech I knew he would run for, and win, the Presidency.

Booker gives off the same vibe, as to the Castro bros.

Prediction: Kamela Harris will be given a prime spot at the 2016 Dem National Convention.

Posted by: The Hat o' Warning at March 05, 2015 02:36 AM (0Ew3K)

696 Yep and many others I bet. That thing has always made me wonder if they cut a deal spiritually. Crossroads may not be just a song.
Posted by: dartist at March 05, 2015 02:35 AM (ahBY0)

****

This is Eagles, Hotel Californiaish type territory.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 05, 2015 02:37 AM (3F6F8)

697 G'Night, Prothonotary.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 02:38 AM (16bOT)

698 I'm just beyond that immature state where your lawn and mailbox are safe!

Thanks man, don't tell anyone but I'm really low on 5.56 ammo...I'd prolly have to bring you a beer instead.

Posted by: dartist at March 05, 2015 02:38 AM (ahBY0)

699 Since Lemmy and pro wrestling have both been mentioned in tonight's comments, here's Motorhead's "The Game", which was Triple H's theme song for several years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_JF8oSxXtM

Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 05, 2015 02:36 AM (5pg79)


Motörhead + Digi Charet + HHH =

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZK-_6UZQY8

Posted by: Digi-Hat at March 05, 2015 02:39 AM (0Ew3K)

700 "Prediction: Kamela Harris will be given a prime spot at the 2016 Dem National Convention."
-Posted by: The Hat o' Warning at March 05, 2015 02:36 AM (0Ew3K)

I've never heard of her, but I have been given sufficient warning.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 02:40 AM (16bOT)

701 "Thanks man, don't tell anyone but I'm really low on 5.56 ammo...I'd prolly have to bring you a beer instead."
-Posted by: dartist at March 05, 2015 02:38 AM (ahBY0)

I've got plenty, but here's to an Ice Cold Budweiser, anyway!

*cheers!*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 02:42 AM (16bOT)

702 690 Oh wow, I still get the most interesting and occasionally unexpected emails to the Mo Archive. Just got one from someone with a Muslim name in Russia sending me an image of Mohammed butt-fucking Allah on the roof of the Kaaba, as a submission for the "Extreme" section. Mohammed's face is photoshopped on a dwarf from some gay dwarf porn or something.

OK. Takes all kinds, I guess.
Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2015 02:34 AM (K4YiS)




That's the kind of submission you need to put the rest into context. Maybe do a "which is more offensive, X or Piss Christ?" contest. Or maybe "X or The Holy Virgin Mary?" [ http://tinyurl.com/cqe7cb5 ]

Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 02:43 AM (T1005)

703 This doesn't feel right. ...:. . . .::. .. .: ..

Posted by: Blind Guy at March 05, 2015 02:43 AM (16bOT)

704 And for anyone who was doubting that Lt. Gov. and soon to be Gov. Gavin Newsome (former San Fransisco mayor) is an aficionado of microphone fellatio:

http://tinyurl.com/ncetjg5

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 02:44 AM (0Ew3K)

705 Through the incredible power of Google, I was able to find this comment I posted here on an ONT about 8 months ago. It merits a repost:

---------------------------------------------------------

CONVERSATION REPORT

I just had an incredible chat about Kamala Harris, the Attorney General of California. (For the uninitiated: half Indian, half black, more left-wing than Eric Holder, a shameless race-baiter, hyper-political, and partly responsible for the dissolution of the Obamas' marriage when O publicly expressed he had the hots for her and Michelle subsequently arranged to not be in his vicinity for a month, obviously angry.)

Anyway, she won the AG office in CA in 2008 by about .000001% of the vote (probably through vote fraud), and ever since that day (according to the person I was talking to, who is one of Kamala's underlings) the entire state has gone to shit primarily because of her.

This friend of mine, you may be surprised to hear, is a hardcore liberal, an Obama voter, and also a very accomplished lawyer with a high level job in the AG's office (since the '90s).

I'd asked before for info about her work, but she was never forthcoming, saying they weren't supposed to talk about cases an' stuff. But for some reason today she just unloaded.

Apparently, Kamala Harris is approximately the worst human being alive, totally narcissistic in the extreme, imperious, arbitrary, vicious and vindictive, utterly partisan, and makes it an hourly habit to steal credit for everyone else's work.

She does nothing all day but primp for interviews and arrange social events and partisan political activities (illegally), and accomplishes about 6 hours of work per MONTH, and that only because she is legally compelled to attend a biweekly meeting where has to rubberstamp some documents.

But aside from that she does essentially NO Attorney Generaling, and there is a 5 or 6 year backlog of cases in the system that is so clogged up that it has essentially ceased to function. Any aspect of the state economy that involves a legal issue is in a holding pattern.

The only cases she pursues are done so either for partisan political reasons (i.e. gun control stuff, racial stuff), or to get herself media face time because it's high-profile. But everything else, the nuts and bolts of her job, is totally ignored. Only through the constant efforts of her hundreds of underlings does the state even keep limping along.

There were some specific tales that were so infuriating, but I can't repeat the details here because I promised.

Anyway, that's today's CONVERSATION REPORT.

Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2015 02:44 AM (K4YiS)

706 as a submission for the "Extreme" section. Mohammed's face is photoshopped on a dwarf from some gay dwarf porn or something.

OK. Takes all kinds, I guess.
Posted by: zombie


Now that's some fermented yaks milk!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2015 02:44 AM (TtXjG)

707 This doesn't feel right. ...:. . . .::. .. .: ..
Posted by: Blind Guy at March 05, 2015 02:43 AM (16bOT)

*****
Still smells like pennies.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 05, 2015 02:44 AM (3F6F8)

708 :.:: .. . :. ..... :.. .. has no ass.

Posted by: Blind Guy at March 05, 2015 02:44 AM (16bOT)

709 I've got plenty, but here's to an Ice Cold Budweiser, anyway!



*cheers!*

And a tip of the Champagne of Bottled Beers in a can back atcha and to the horde a goodnight. Stay cheerful friends.

Posted by: dartist at March 05, 2015 02:46 AM (ahBY0)

710 ..."Anyway, that's today's CONVERSATION REPORT."
-Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2015 02:44 AM (K4YiS)

Ho-Lee-Shit.

Posted by: Blind Guy at March 05, 2015 02:48 AM (16bOT)

711 G'Night, dartist.

Posted by: Blind Guy at March 05, 2015 02:48 AM (16bOT)

712 Night all. Stay frosty.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 05, 2015 02:49 AM (3F6F8)

713 Stupid sock.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 02:49 AM (16bOT)

714 G'Night, MWNP.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 02:50 AM (16bOT)

715 Anyway, that's today's CONVERSATION REPORT.

Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2015 02:44 AM (K4YiS)


Still sends shivers down my spine even though I already knew what type of person she was.

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 02:50 AM (0Ew3K)

716 Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2015 02:44 AM (K4YiS)




In other words, she's a dream candidate for those behind Obama.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 02:56 AM (T1005)

717 Anyone want to talk about when to draft a shortstop in the upcoming Fantasy baseball season?

...because politics has driven me to paint my kitchen in Spaghetti-O's.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 02:57 AM (16bOT)

718 Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2015 02:44 AM (K4YiS)

In other words, she's a dream candidate for those behind Obama.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 02:56 AM (T1005)


We have been warned. She must be stopped.

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 02:59 AM (0Ew3K)

719 718 Posted by: zombie at March 05, 2015 02:44 AM (K4YiS)

In other words, she's a dream candidate for those behind Obama.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 02:56 AM (T1005)

We have been warned. She must be stopped.
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 02:59 AM (0Ew3K)



They must be stopped. She's as much of a nothing as Obama is.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 03:04 AM (T1005)

720 "We have been warned. She must be stopped."
-Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 02:59 AM (0Ew3K)

No shit. America might see her as "Something to Add to the Curio Cabinet", as they did Obama.

"We don't have One of Those. Wouldn't it Be Nice?"

The idiots voted for a shitty accessory ...twice.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 03:06 AM (16bOT)

721 /boggle

https://www.youtube.com/embed/UEIn8GJIg0E?rel=0

Crazy!

Posted by: ConserativeMonster at March 05, 2015 03:06 AM (+2//H)

722 "They must be stopped. She's as much of a nothing as Obama is."
-Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 03:04 AM (T1005)

::fistbump::

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 03:07 AM (16bOT)

723

Kamala Harris might be being groomed for Boxer's seat, by Willie Brown, IIRC ... but other people want it too. More importantly, a lot of D's are starting to see that a lot of the ... more Left, shall we say ... D's are under-experienced, and under-performing. There are more than a few people who do not like Willie. They can't do much to him, but torpedoing Kammie ...

Kammie just might make it into Boxer's seat, but that remains to happen. What's her record? There are more than a few D's who's toes have been stepped on careers have been "affected" by Kammie, and I suspect that 2016 is when they will respond.

I expect Kammie to go nowhere. Maybe she will win Boxer's seat, but again, there are too many other people with better records and enough horsepower.

Posted by: Arbalest at March 05, 2015 03:11 AM (FlRtG)

724 They must be stopped. She's as much of a nothing as Obama is.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2015 03:04 AM (T1005)


*cackles insanely*

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at March 05, 2015 03:11 AM (0Ew3K)

725 Kamala Harris might be being groomed for Boxer's seat, by Willie Brown, IIRC ... but other people want it too. More importantly, a lot of D's are starting to see that a lot of the ... more Left, shall we say ... D's are under-experienced, and under-performing. There are more than a few people who do not like Willie. They can't do much to him, but torpedoing Kammie ...

Posted by: Arbalest at March 05, 2015 03:11 AM (FlRtG)


Weight is already being thrown around to stave off rivals. Former CA Assembly Speaker and L. A. Mayor Villaragosa is already being smacked down.

Enjoy living in a one party state California!

Posted by: Fools Golden Hat at March 05, 2015 03:13 AM (0Ew3K)

726 #WorstBossIn5Words is trending on Twitter

My entry:

http://bit.ly/1EPppBx

Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at March 05, 2015 03:15 AM (0Ew3K)

727 Posted by: JonathanG at March 04, 2015 10:35 PM (Tb8YD)

I did the same thing, checking the MX record. For anyone who's curious,
here's the result. McAfee is at least a well known company:


% host -t mx clintonemail.com
clintonemail.com mail is handled by 10 clintonemail.com.inbound10.mxlogicmx.net.
clintonemail.com mail is handled by 10 clintonemail.com.inbound10.mxlogic.net.
% whois mxlogicmx.net

Whois Server Version 2.0

Domain names in the .com and .net domains can now be registered
with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net
for detailed information.

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---- SNIP ----

Posted by: bitblt at March 05, 2015 03:18 AM (UNh6q)

728 Domain Name: mxlogicmx.net
Registry Domain ID: 150451770_DOMAIN_NET-VRSN
Registrar WHOIS Server: whois.register.com
Registrar URL: http://www.register.com
Updated Date: 2005-04-11T04:00:00Z
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---- SNIP ----

Posted by: bitblt at March 05, 2015 03:21 AM (UNh6q)

729 "*cackles insanely*"
-Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at March 05, 2015 03:11 AM (0Ew3K)

*British Accent*

-Here, we see the Persian in its natural environment.

-Notice how it holds its disdain for Free-Market systems.

-Capitalism has been tracked down by the pack.

-It slowly succumbs to its captors as the Throat of Justice is squeezed and taken by the Statist Jackal.

Posted by: Mutual of Omaha at March 05, 2015 03:21 AM (16bOT)

730 % whois mxlogic.net

Whois Server Version 2.0

Domain names in the .com and .net domains can now be registered
with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net
for detailed information.

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Posted by: bitblt at March 05, 2015 03:22 AM (UNh6q)

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Posted by: bitblt at March 05, 2015 03:23 AM (UNh6q)

732 Posted by: bitblt at March 05, 2015 03:21 AM (UNh6q)

Get in The Barrel.

-Stay small.
-Hold your breath.
-Move little.
-Say nothing.
-That's not water.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 03:24 AM (16bOT)

733
Weight is already being thrown around to stave off rivals. - Hat


Of course ... and a lot of people, with considerable power of their own, dislike this ... and are increasingly likely to act.

A tangential issue, ObamaCare, is likely to be the catalyst. CA Democrats voted for it, San Fran Nan "deemed it passed", CA State (Democrat) government forced an exchange upon us. Then there's the long DMV lines, courtesy of Drivers Licenses for Illegals, courtesy of Democrats.

A very large number of people here are starting to feel the pain ... the Democrat Pain.

Many D's, voters and politicians, are starting to realize that the more leftist D's are actually Socialists / Communists / Marxists, not Democrats. More than a few Democrat politicians are starting to see this, and are looking for a way to save their personal political careers.

How? Break from the Party Line ... privately, if not publicly. Kammie is becoming a throw-away apparatchik/candidate, supporting her means the end of one's own political career.

Start watching for signs.

Posted by: Arbalest at March 05, 2015 03:24 AM (FlRtG)

734 Posted by: bitblt at March 05, 2015 03:22 AM (UNh6q)

What does this mean?

If it indicates something significant, let us know.

Any details I would be happy to publish. My e-mail can be found at the website listed in my nick.

Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at March 05, 2015 03:25 AM (0Ew3K)

735

Hat:

If you haven't already, check http://andstillipersist.com/2015/03/curiouser-and-curiouser/

bitbit might be doing a current info dump.

Posted by: Arbalest at March 05, 2015 03:27 AM (FlRtG)

736 Start watching for signs.
Posted by: Arbalest at March 05, 2015 03:24 AM (FlRtG)

This is why I was talking about creating a new party the other day. There are disillusioned Democrats out there, just like there's unhappy Republicans.

My idea was for a party that portrays itself as moderate, rational, evidence-based problem solvers with no dog in the social issues fight. Any social issues that come up, invoke the 10th Amendment and say that in our system, it's best decided at the state level regardless of individual opinion.

Take back the word Liberal for the party name. The Founders were classical Liberals, so that's our word anyway. It's lost a lot of its negative stain in recent years, since the Lefties have switched to Progressive again. It'll also confuse the hell out of the media, and they might not notice that they've been challenged for and lost the ability to define what the center is until it's too late...

And, well... the LIV's have been programmed to believe that being a moderate is enlightened for years.

Posted by: Cato at March 05, 2015 03:29 AM (J+mig)

737 NSFW: ..:. ..:: :..: ..... :. .. :.: :::. ..

Posted by: Blind Guy at March 05, 2015 03:32 AM (16bOT)

738 This is why I was talking about creating a new party the other day. There are disillusioned Democrats out there, just like there's unhappy Republicans.

My idea was for a party that portrays itself as moderate, rational, evidence-based problem solvers with no dog in the social issues fight. Any social issues that come up, invoke the 10th Amendment and say that in our system, it's best decided at the state level regardless of individual opinion.

Take back the word Liberal for the party name. The Founders were classical Liberals, so that's our word anyway. It's lost a lot of its negative stain in recent years, since the Lefties have switched to Progressive again. It'll also confuse the hell out of the media, and they might not notice that they've been challenged for and lost the ability to define what the center is until it's too late...

And, well... the LIV's have been programmed to believe that being a moderate is enlightened for years.

Posted by: Cato at March 05, 2015 03:29 AM (J+mig)


Both major political parties are ultimately coalitions of varied interests.

The only way a third party can supplant an existing party is if it provides a better home to the extant interests...

Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at March 05, 2015 03:38 AM (0Ew3K)

739
This is why I was talking about creating a new party the other day. - Cato


I'm theoretically for a third party ... but then I look at Europe ... Italy and Greece in particular, but Spain, France, Germany and Britain also.

Then there's H. Ross Perot, He who Elected Clinton. Without H. Ross, Hillary! would just be a Governor's wife and major state party player ... in Arkansas.

Let's not make this mistake again. We could get Kammie as a result.

I think that recall efforts for a few of the R's who voted with B. might be enough to get the rest to follow the will of their constituents, at least for a while.

I think that B. thinks he won ... I think that a lot of R Congressmen who followed him are starting to realize the error of their ways, and perhaps he will be demoted very soon.

I suspect that the Republican Party can be repaired, and I think it's our best chance, certainly over the next 2-6 years.

Posted by: Arbalest at March 05, 2015 03:39 AM (FlRtG)

740 Hat:

If you haven't already, check http://andstillipersist.com/2015/03/curiouser-and-curiouser/

bitbit might be doing a current info dump.

Posted by: Arbalest at March 05, 2015 03:27 AM (FlRtG)


This will not end well...

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 03:40 AM (0Ew3K)

741
I have to admit that I am disappointed in Maet's choice for the "artist's conception of the 'average' man".

Tomato? Why, you had the whole spectrum of Campbell's "Cream of XYZ" soups from which to choose!

Mushroom!

Potato!

Celery!

And the piece de resistance: Shrimp!

That's the last straw -- I'm voting Dumbocrat from now on!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2015 03:41 AM (bWFHa)

742 The only way a third party can supplant an existing party is if it provides a better home to the extant interests...
Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at March 05, 2015 03:38 AM (0Ew3K)

The way you get various interests on board is either offering them something, or offending them less than their current situation. As pissed off as people are these days, you might be able to go a long way by not pissing people off. Except the Democrats and Republicans, but hey, most everybody's already pissed off at them.

Posted by: Cato at March 05, 2015 03:44 AM (J+mig)

743 "That's the last straw -- I'm voting Dumbocrat from now on!"
-Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2015 03:41 AM (bWFHa)

You -of all people- should know that you you should never 'sock' Regulars, ace.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 03:46 AM (16bOT)

744 I suspect that the Republican Party can be repaired, and I think it's our best chance, certainly over the next 2-6 years.
Posted by: Arbalest at March 05, 2015 03:39 AM (FlRtG)

Even if we removed Boner and McTurtle, there's still the people in the Party offices, like Priebus to deal with. The rot's pretty damn well entrenched, and the US is already on very shaky footing. I'm not certain we can save the Republican Party in time to keep the US from going over the brink.

Posted by: Cato at March 05, 2015 03:46 AM (J+mig)

745 I suspect that the Republican Party can be repaired, and I think it's our best chance, certainly over the next 2-6 years.
Posted by: Arbalest at March 05, 2015 03:39 AM (FlRtG)

Even if we removed Boner and McTurtle, there's still the people in the Party offices, like Priebus to deal with. The rot's pretty damn well entrenched, and the US is already on very shaky footing. I'm not certain we can save the Republican Party in time to keep the US from going over the brink.

Posted by: Cato at March 05, 2015 03:46 AM (J+mig)


The problem is that most of the attempts to overthrow GOPe have been from incompetent idjits who don't understand jack.

To ovethrow the system one must understand the system.

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 03:54 AM (0Ew3K)

746
The rot's pretty damn well entrenched, and the US is already on very shaky footing.

vs,

Then there's H. Ross Perot, He who Elected Clinton.


I think that the nation has a better chance forcing the Republicans to fix themselves. I think that the 70% who voted against B. are angry enough to put enough pressure on their colleagues ... and a grass-roots recall effort or 4 might just do it.

If immigration is not corrected soon, we will have 10-20 million new voters helping us tax ourselves to pay for more social benefits.

Waiting for a third party to get enough traction will take too long. We need to fix the Republicans, at least for now.

Posted by: Arbalest at March 05, 2015 03:54 AM (FlRtG)

747 What does this mean? Please contact me.

Posted by: bitblt at March 05, 2015 03:23 AM (UNh6q)

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 04:03 AM (0Ew3K)

748 so, I seem to have the run of the place.



who's the idiot in the barrel? poor bastard.



whoever spilled the bag of cheetos had better get back here and clean the damn white cat before gushie sees it.

Posted by: jc at March 05, 2015 04:05 AM (iRJ+A)

749 G'Night Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at March 05, 2015 04:16 AM (16bOT)

750
Hat:

It looks like bitbit checked {Hillary!'s} MX Record:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MX_record

Google has a bit to say about this:

http://www.google.com/support/enterprise/static/postini/docs/admin/en/activate/mx_faq.html


I think the implication is that Hillary's private e-mail went through McAfee servers, suggesting that McAfee might have copies.

Posted by: Arbalest at March 05, 2015 04:18 AM (FlRtG)

751 Waiting for a third party to get enough traction will take too long. We need to fix the Republicans, at least for now.
Posted by: Arbalest at March 05, 2015 03:54 AM (FlRtG)

The Republicans overtook the Whigs very quickly.
The Tea Party has pretty much failed.

Yeah, Ross Perot was a total shit who was only there to throw the election to Clinton. But the thing you forget? If he didn't do that "I'm in, I'm out" bullshit... he would have won.

Posted by: Cato at March 05, 2015 04:27 AM (J+mig)

752 Arbalet and bitblt,

If you have any particular to share, contact me at the e-mail listed at the site from my nick.

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 04:34 AM (0Ew3K)

753 Night all.

Here is "The Old Gods Return" from Blue Öyster Cult:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn-6dO4Bh3k

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2015 04:35 AM (0Ew3K)

754 Nite, Hat.

Posted by: Cato at March 05, 2015 04:37 AM (J+mig)

755 If the GOPe does succeed in making 2016 a Bush v. Clinton rematch, or even looks like it's probable that they will, a third party isn't just a good idea, it's necessary.

Posted by: Cato at March 05, 2015 05:00 AM (J+mig)

756 Well, lucky-lucky us. Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, Cluck! cluck, cluck, cluck!

Posted by: Hugh Laurie Clinton at March 05, 2015 05:50 AM (XrHO0)

757
E-MAILS?!!!?/1/1/!?!?!!???/11?


REALLY?!!??1/!/11??!/!??


What difference, at this point, does it make?!!/1!!?1!?1!1/?/?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 05, 2015 05:59 AM (4+5ym)

758 I still think creating/coopting a Constitution Party is the way to go. People now understand that phrase and meaning, or what happens when you don't follow that document. There are a few Pubbies who can cross over but very few Dems. Any sane Dem base voters, those who are liberal but not progressive/communist, can be poached, too. But the key is party identity and calling oneself The Constitution Party removes all doubt. A platform can be to reinforce the 10th Amendment for social issues, etc. Defense, the mail, and start culling the rest. Call for an end to public employee unions, and if not that then make them damn well pay for their bennies like everyone in the private sector. End Medicare/Medicaid waste and corruption. Lots of common ground out there for 'the good old days' when the Constitution wasn't being used for toilet paper.

Posted by: RickZ at March 05, 2015 06:06 AM (8tMEA)

759 Hi Hat,

What it all basically means while the registrar for that domain is pretty darn janky as Fritzworth pointed out, what looks to be the registered e-mail servers for that domain are currently with McAfee. McAfee's a reasonably reputable company known commonly for making antivirus software. Sometime back (not sure when) they appear to have acquired MX Logic and are continuing to run it for e-mail handling. Both McAfee and MX Logic look to be U.S. companies.

So it's not quite as bad as it appears at first in terms of the Dubai connection, and McAfee does seem to have some credentials in terms of working with the feds on security (see nick). The whole thing still stinks if you ask me, but it's probably also slightly less scary than it looked at first when I saw Fritzworth's post.

Posted by: bitblt at March 05, 2015 06:11 AM (UNh6q)

760 Posted by: RickZ at March 05, 2015 06:06 AM (8tMEA)

It matters a whole lot less what you call it than what the substance is. My idea was just a bit of a nod to the Reagan Democrats - the actual liberals that are once again homeless within their own party. Also, if the Media's too aware of what the game is, they'll start with the lies and slander right out of the gate. Something that's a bit confusing and causes them a bit of cognitive dissonance might be just what we need to establish a narrative and get some messages out.

If they get the feeling that the new party is just the Tea Party rebranding, they'll rehash their old hit pieces and happily connect the dots for their viewers.

Posted by: Cato at March 05, 2015 06:16 AM (J+mig)

761 Cato, in this day and age, branding is important. A recognizable identity based upon a readily understood name. None of that 'The Rent's Too Damn High' Party or 'Progressive Farmers Of America' garbage. Something solid and old school, something to draw in those who despise a president waving his little pinky to change or ignore law, something to draw in those who despise our two party corruptocrats, something to draw in those who want to reign in government with term limits on all branches, including SCOTUS (70 is a good retirement age either/or 15 years on the Court), etc. Whittle the party's arguments down to the basics, the Founding document. That is the only way we can return sanity to this Country without bloodshed.

Posted by: RickZ at March 05, 2015 06:28 AM (8tMEA)

762 reign s/b rein

Posted by: RickZ at March 05, 2015 06:28 AM (8tMEA)

763 "Maybe we should start sending some balls to Boehner...because, you know, he apparently has none.

"We could call it..."Balls for Boehner".

You can get little Ping-Pong sized rubber balls at Walmart or Target.
It would be funny if his office got inundated with thousands of balls."

This happened in Senator McConell's office 5-6 years ago. Kickballs were sent from all over the country. They were donated to the local school district. Inconvenience for the staff. Can't recall what the issue was....Farm Bill maybe?

Posted by: Conservative in the Bluegrass State at March 05, 2015 06:28 AM (Xg82m)

764 About that Airwheel thingy?

One rock, one slippery patch of sand, one bit of oil, one idiot driver or bicyclist, one stupid old lady that swerves in your way . . . you're going down and right on your fcuking knees.

Difficult to control, unstable, sensitive to road hazard and no protection. It's what killed the Segway, it's why most folks don't rollerblade or skateboard.

It's cute and you buy one for your 14 yo nephew/niece but that's about it.

Why do people keep trying to reinvent the wheel? (SWIDT?)

BUILD ME MY G-DDAMN AIR SPEEDER. NOW.

Those womp rats are out there and they're waiting for me.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 05, 2015 06:32 AM (zRby/)

765 764- yeah, that's what I was thinking.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at March 05, 2015 06:34 AM (Opyrm)

766 New party name:

CAUSE FCUK YOU, THAT'S WHY!!!!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 05, 2015 06:34 AM (zRby/)

767 761 /snips

Whittle the party's arguments down to the
basics, the Founding document. That is the only way we can return
sanity to this Country without bloodshed.

Posted by: RickZ

Perhaps...

I think we went past that point and into freefall with Obama's second election.

I'm just waiting to see the trigger event, I can almost guarantee it will be a move by the FSA or the boneheads at Justice getting over zealous.

Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at March 05, 2015 06:35 AM (4pjhs)

768 Notice they don't picture some 50+ yo business guy on the way to work on one of those.

There's a reason for that.

It's always young dudes with backpacks and no real destination. Just cruisin' around.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 05, 2015 06:36 AM (zRby/)

769 New Party Platform:

We're taking this country back to the 18th century and anyone don't want to come along better leave.

God, Guns and Grits.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 05, 2015 06:38 AM (zRby/)

770 Please don't let my last breath be taken in a god forsaken commie country.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 05, 2015 06:39 AM (zRby/)

771 FYI: Circumference is not the same as diameter.

Posted by: Uncle Pythagoras at March 05, 2015 06:39 AM (midIF)

772 Perhaps...

I think we went past that point and into freefall with Obama's second election.


Believe me, I don't hold out much hope at all of staving off violence. As I said, a return to Constitutional principles, with term limits to curtail our political mandarin families, is our only hope. Other than that, all bets are off.

Posted by: RickZ at March 05, 2015 06:41 AM (8tMEA)

773 Girth it's called girth when the object has length and is cylindrical.

Why do you think they call it a chubby?

That tomato can's a bit much though.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 05, 2015 06:42 AM (zRby/)

774 Posted by: RickZ at March 05, 2015 06:28 AM (8tMEA)

Name and branding is highly important. We're definitely in agreement there. Liberal is a very solid and old school word, just one that the Left twisted against its purpose before reverting to Progressive. The real Liberals, the classical liberals, were the people that gave us the Constitution.

This is a chance to pull one over on the media and steal our word back. Double win, as far as I score it.

If we go right out of the gates with Constitution Party, we're under fire before we even get our first press release out.

Posted by: Cato at March 05, 2015 06:42 AM (J+mig)

775
771 FYI: Circumference is not the same as diameter.
Posted by: Uncle Pythagoras at March 05, 2015 06:39 AM (midIF)


Yeah, the math facts some folks forget...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2015 06:48 AM (bWFHa)

776 G'morning, all.


Light snow, some frozen rain.
Schools closed.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2015 06:51 AM (j8ddJ)

777 33 degrees. Lightsnow. We may get 8-10 inches of snow. Schools closed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2015 06:59 AM (DXzRD)

778 Ok, I just got out a string and a ruler. 4.59 is reasonable. My bad. Sorry, all.

Posted by: Bob Goatse at March 05, 2015 07:07 AM (cIoI4)

779 But if Cheryl Crow thinks I can get by with just one piece, I still say she's nuts.

Posted by: Bob Goatse at March 05, 2015 07:26 AM (3F6F8)

780 Misanthropic Humanitarian, if you're being serious, there's a link in the nic. If you can't figure out how to email me based upon the information at the link, then I have no interest.

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