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With Hillary Imploding, Now Traveling to Caucus State Iowa Is... Al Gore
Okay this isn't really a real story (yet); more just people basically making things up because they need (as I need) something to post. But it is worth asking: If Hillary goes down, who do they have? Everyone forgets Joe Biden. Which is sort of proof that Joe Biden is not a winning ticket. Jim Webb is considered "too conservative," and also, who the hell is he? Martin O'Malley presided over the third worst Obamacare debacle (after No. 1. Obama and No. 2 the Love-Gov of Oregon). Elizabeth Warren? Well, call me a racist, but I don't think the country is ready for an Indian President, so... Hey, wait! She's not an Indian! She just lied! So who knows, maybe there's your damn nominee! Or, of course: Albert Alphonse Gore.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: dogfish at March 04, 2015 12:59 PM (1vYi0)
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Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 04, 2015 01:00 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 04, 2015 01:01 PM (8ZskC)
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Posted by: Elizabeth "Three Wolf Moon" Warren at March 04, 2015 01:01 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: pedantic a-hole at March 04, 2015 01:01 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Confused Millennial Voter at March 04, 2015 01:01 PM (YYJjz)
The 00s called; they want their presidential candidates back.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 04, 2015 01:01 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 04, 2015 01:01 PM (659DL)
Posted by: MGHOW Saying Let This Shit Burn at March 04, 2015 01:01 PM (gLNLT)
Posted by: DNC at March 04, 2015 01:02 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 04, 2015 01:02 PM (omuEe)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 04, 2015 01:02 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: alexthechick - LIV ahoy! at March 04, 2015 01:02 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 04, 2015 01:02 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 04, 2015 01:02 PM (kff5f)
I must be really messed up.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at March 04, 2015 01:02 PM (H/s7S)
Posted by: High Cheek Ruffled Feathers at March 04, 2015 01:02 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Heralder at March 04, 2015 01:02 PM (/Mxso)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 04, 2015 01:02 PM (8ZskC)
she is prepping the battlefield by getting all of the newish skeletons out of her closet NOW...
Like her use of her own email address??? It's been known since 2013.... but just NOW is making headlines...
While Hillary is conveniently unavailable for comment.
Posted by: BB Wolf, retired Sailor at March 04, 2015 01:02 PM (qh617)
Posted by: dogfish at March 04, 2015 01:02 PM (1vYi0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2015 01:03 PM (FsuaD)
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WHOM!
Posted by: pedantic a-hole
First base.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2015 01:03 PM (rIQuo)
Yeah, Easter should be a hoot.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 04, 2015 01:03 PM (b7GF2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2015 01:03 PM (CMkNk)
Him and Jebby can duke it out.
Watch him lose and have an implosion.
Like that fat guy in Monty Python.
*splooge*
Gorebull warming all over the place.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 04, 2015 01:03 PM (zRby/)
This is like all the stories about the clintons and obamas hating each other -- it's just not reality.
Or like when people say obama is "checked out" or semi-retired. It's wishful thinking.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 04, 2015 01:03 PM (omuEe)
Posted by: alexthechick - LIV ahoy! at March 04, 2015 01:02 PM (mf5HN)
...
But I hated 8th grade.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 04, 2015 01:03 PM (kff5f)
There's an ex-Gov of Montana who's not too bad and is said to be running. Brian Schweitzer.
Pro-Obamacare, but also pro 2A and pro oil and gas production. So if we're going to get stuck with a Dem maybe not bad.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 04, 2015 01:03 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 04, 2015 01:03 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 04, 2015 01:03 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: gp at March 04, 2015 01:04 PM (mk9aG)
Gore would be 68.
YOUTH MOVEMENT!!!
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Impossible-without-aid BOWEL MOVEMENT!
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 04, 2015 01:04 PM (VAsIq)
He's treated like a science god and has made so damn much money since leaving office that I can't imagine he'd really give it up. For ego's sake he may consider it for a while, nursing his old butthurt about how he (thinks) was rightly elected in 2000, but I just don't see it....
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2015 01:04 PM (lHHyw)
Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2015 01:04 PM (7x4lH)
Posted by: Caliban at March 04, 2015 01:04 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2015 01:04 PM (rIQuo)
Posted by: Eric Hoteham at March 04, 2015 01:04 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at March 04, 2015 01:04 PM (PMGbu)
Posted by: weirddave at March 04, 2015 01:05 PM (LxBcy)
Posted by: alexthechick - LIV ahoy! at March 04, 2015 01:02 PM (mf5HN)
...
But I hated 8th grade.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 04, 2015 01:03 PM (kff5f)
Get off my lawn....
Posted by: BB Wolf, retired Sailor at March 04, 2015 01:05 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Hanging Chad at March 04, 2015 01:05 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 04, 2015 01:03 PM (kff5f)
8th grade?
I hadn't even started school in 1992 ...
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 04, 2015 01:05 PM (AkOaV)
Pro-Obamacare, but also pro 2A and pro oil and gas production. So if we're going to get stuck with a Dem maybe not bad.
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BOOOOOO! GUNS ARE EBIL! OIL IS EBILLER!
Posted by: Democratic Base at March 04, 2015 01:05 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Moderate Republican at March 04, 2015 01:05 PM (MypUw)
Posted by: McCool at March 04, 2015 01:05 PM (g5Luu)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2015 01:05 PM (rIQuo)
But I hated 8th grade.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 04, 2015 01:03 PM (kff5f)
*stabs you in throat*
Posted by: alexthechick - LIV ahoy! at March 04, 2015 01:05 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 04, 2015 01:05 PM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 04, 2015 01:05 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 04, 2015 01:06 PM (b7GF2)
Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2015 01:06 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: BB Wolf, retired Sailor at March 04, 2015 01:05 PM (qh617)
Wait! No! 1992 wasn't 8th grade.
It was 7th.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 04, 2015 01:06 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Molly k. at March 04, 2015 01:06 PM (yB/19)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 04, 2015 01:06 PM (20Zla)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 04, 2015 01:01 PM (659DL)
And every Thursday night.
Posted by: Huma at March 04, 2015 01:07 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 04, 2015 01:07 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Molly k
Food for thought?
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 04, 2015 01:07 PM (b7GF2)
Pro-Obamacare, but also pro 2A and pro oil and gas production. So if we're going to get stuck with a Dem maybe not bad.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 04, 2015 01:03 PM (JtwS4)
Yeah, but I don't think the American people are ready for a President with all those tattoos.
Posted by: alexthechick - LIV ahoy! at March 04, 2015 01:07 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Confused Millennial Voter at March 04, 2015 01:07 PM (YYJjz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 04, 2015 01:07 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at March 04, 2015 01:07 PM (P4GTk)
The democrats don't have a young, charismatic Jack Kennedy, who looks good on TV and can give a good speech, who will promise to cut taxes and get people back to work. So it's the GOP's turn to take a shot at it.
Posted by: Ralph Quickly at March 04, 2015 01:07 PM (jedsF)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 04, 2015 01:06 PM (20Zla)
If I were his debate opponent, I would have a *very* hard time not saying, "Fuck you, and the horse you rode... wait, you came in a limousine."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 04, 2015 01:08 PM (kff5f)
Allen may please to be retreating to the kiddies' table.
1992 was berry berry good to me. In a career of severe ups and downs I was living in Frankfurt and decommifying East Germany.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 04, 2015 01:08 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 04, 2015 01:03 PM (kff5f)
8th grade?
I hadn't even started school in 1992 ...
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 04, 2015 01:05 PM (AkOaV)
I hate you both.
Posted by: Tami at March 04, 2015 01:08 PM (v0/PR)
It was 7th.
I was 30. Married for 5 years and had done 4 years in prison. (Guard) Yeah. Get off my lawn.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2015 01:08 PM (rIQuo)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 04, 2015 01:08 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Ralph Quickly at March 04, 2015 01:08 PM (jedsF)
Isn't he also the one with the finely turned gaydar that went off around southern men, particularly eric cantor?
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 04, 2015 01:08 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2015 01:08 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Huma at March 04, 2015 01:09 PM (sQzB6)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at March 04, 2015 01:09 PM (zllbf)
So the next President is going to be a Democrat.
Well, that's good to know I guess.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 04, 2015 01:09 PM (kff5f)
Someone, somewhere, is harboring fantasies of treading upon my lawn. They would be ill-advised in so doing.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2015 01:09 PM (7x4lH)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2015 01:09 PM (rIQuo)
if obama was elected TWICE the democrats can run ANYBODY and win
Posted by: sound awake at March 04, 2015 01:09 PM (mvMHc)
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I of course ride a Shoshoni war pony.
Posted by: High Cheek Ruffled Feathers at March 04, 2015 01:09 PM (VAsIq)
I'm just sayin...
(note that, so far as I know, there hasn't been even a hint that he's interested in running this time around)
Posted by: junior at March 04, 2015 01:09 PM (UWFpX)
Yeah, but I don't think the American people are ready for a President with all those tattoos.
*whooshing sound of joke going over head*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 04, 2015 01:10 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 04, 2015 01:10 PM (i0wGQ)
Seriously, the Dems put this guy a heartbeat away from the Presidency. For the gravitas or some shit. If you are a let it burn kind of guy, Biden is like a 55 gallon drum of kerosene/magnesium slurry.
What could make for a better contest?
Go Joe!
Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2015 01:10 PM (92o6h)
Posted by: Huma at March 04, 2015 01:10 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at March 04, 2015 01:10 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 04, 2015 01:08 PM (AkOaV)
Hell if I know.
Posted by: alexthechick - LIV ahoy! at March 04, 2015 01:10 PM (mf5HN)
She's been 69 for a long time.
Posted by: Huma at March 04, 2015 01:09 PM (sQzB6)
Well there went lunch
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 04, 2015 01:10 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: HoboJerk, The State Loves You at March 04, 2015 01:10 PM (FA3Z7)
Posted by: Tami at March 04, 2015 01:08 PM (v0/PR)
I'm not that young (late 20s), but 1992 was just a long fucking time ago. AlGore is beyond a has been.
1992 was (gasp) pre- high speed internet.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 04, 2015 01:10 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 04, 2015 01:10 PM (shFKH)
Posted by: Chris Christie at March 04, 2015 01:10 PM (Eszro)
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Obama had the gift of being black. That turned out a LOT of people who ordinarily don't vote.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 04, 2015 01:10 PM (VAsIq)
Tell me how that worked out again?
/facepalm
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at March 04, 2015 01:10 PM (74McK)
The Montana hayseed who said all southern men sound like fags?
Yeah, he'll get their support.
Posted by: Garrett at March 04, 2015 01:10 PM (FGkrV)
Posted by: Dante at March 04, 2015 01:11 PM (MhcoS)
Posted by: Geraldine Ferraro at March 04, 2015 01:11 PM (XpAxm)
Posted by: Garrett at March 04, 2015 01:11 PM (FGkrV)
Posted by: Lauren at March 04, 2015 01:11 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at March 04, 2015 01:11 PM (Eszro)
Posted by: Soona at March 04, 2015 01:11 PM (/HX7u)
You mean that pink Dinosaur that Generation Xers are always telling me about?
Posted by: Confused Millennial Voter at March 04, 2015 01:11 PM (YYJjz)
Posted by: THE Bruce Dickinson at March 04, 2015 01:12 PM (5f5bM)
Posted by: Lauren at March 04, 2015 01:12 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2015 01:12 PM (rIQuo)
Posted by: Elize Nayden at March 04, 2015 01:12 PM (YTmae)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 04, 2015 01:10 PM (JtwS4)
*is helpful*
http://youtu.be/aHWcN5YxuYc
Posted by: alexthechick - LIV ahoy! at March 04, 2015 01:12 PM (mf5HN)
So, another Dem POTUS it will be.
Posted by: Citizen X at March 04, 2015 01:12 PM (7ObY1)
... a guy who imploded and lost all credibility a decade ago.
What's "Plan C"?
Posted by: Keith Arnold at March 04, 2015 01:12 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2015 01:12 PM (5f5bM)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 04, 2015 01:12 PM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 04, 2015 01:13 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 04, 2015 01:13 PM (C278+)
Posted by: MSM at March 04, 2015 01:13 PM (Tj+s6)
Fundamental truth: no straight white male will be ever be nominated by the Dems again as their presidential candidate. Not going to happen.
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Exactly. Look at the House races for the past three cycles and compare to the national votes. In fact, I suggest that non-white is going to be a litmus test for democrat presidential candidates.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 04, 2015 01:13 PM (20Zla)
Posted by: Fritz at March 04, 2015 01:13 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2015 01:13 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
One of obama's composite girlfriends discussed this with one of his imaginary sons and they told Spike that I should run.
Posted by: Sen Cory Booker (D-the shithole between PA and NY) at March 04, 2015 01:13 PM (b7GF2)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 04, 2015 01:13 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 04, 2015 01:13 PM (VcOqI)
Hence, she gets the nomination, and by 2016 and the general, this will all be "old news."
In fact, that should be the working title of the HRC 2016 run: "Old News."
Republicans may prefer "What Difference Does It Make?"
Moreover, by then the media will have a GOP candidate to focus on, and they can (relieved) fill their news cycles with bashing away on him.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at March 04, 2015 01:13 PM (NJARn)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 04, 2015 01:13 PM (JtwS4)
with heads of state.
On pikes.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2015 01:14 PM (rIQuo)
The Dims will probably haul somebody out of mothballs if Hillary bows out. Maybe Evan Bayh or somebody like him, who has been out of the public eye for a while but who'd be happy to jump back in with the right level of . . . inducements . . . were to be offered. And of course there is always that Obama clone Patrick Deval if things get desperate.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 04, 2015 01:14 PM (lmdHn)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 04, 2015 01:14 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: alexthechick - LIV ahoy! at March 04, 2015 01:14 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ready for Hillary! at the Outrage Outlet! at March 04, 2015 01:14 PM (hLRSq)
Yeah, he'll get their support.
Posted by: Garrett at March 04, 2015 01:10 PM (FGkrV)
Yeah, I googled to confirm. It was him. He said Eric Cantor (and "many southern men") set off his gaydar.
Which is funny, really.
And I see what he means -- Eric Cantor and a lot of the... gentry southerners (lindsay graham for example) do seem very effeminate.
But, uh, you can't say that kind of shit in 2015. But he's a dem, so I'm sure they'll give him a pass.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 04, 2015 01:14 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 04, 2015 01:14 PM (fWAjv)
The defensive bulwark which Princess Running Joke raised was to describe anyone who raises questions about her "high cheekbones" ancestry bullshit as "unfairly attacking my family".
With a compliant media, which of course any Democrat can count on out of the gate, I can see that reply swaying a bunch of low-information types.
And after all, at this marvelous new juncture of history, if one can simply _ex cathedra_ declare oneself to be of a different gender than biological reality would indicate, why not the same prestidigitation with one's biological race?
Posted by: torquewrench at March 04, 2015 01:14 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2015 01:14 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: Pander Bear Party at March 04, 2015 01:14 PM (VAsIq)
http://tinyurl.com/pg5ka28
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 04, 2015 01:14 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Garrett at March 04, 2015 01:14 PM (FGkrV)
The rest is just killing time until the inevitable.
Then the mullahs REALLY export killing time.
Posted by: DaveA at March 04, 2015 01:14 PM (DL2i+)
And honestly ... I'd bet on Biden IF he wasn't already VP. If he was still a Senator ... I think he'd win.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 04, 2015 01:15 PM (RKJF2)
Posted by: High Cheek Ruffled Feathers
I think you mean Sybian war pony.
Posted by: Huma at March 04, 2015 01:15 PM (sQzB6)
Posted by: Moderate Republican at March 04, 2015 01:15 PM (MypUw)
HRC cannot implode because they don't have anyone else.
The have Princess Cheekbones and I do believe American voters are dumb enough to buy her schtick.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 04, 2015 01:15 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Queen Hoveround at March 04, 2015 01:15 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 04, 2015 01:13 PM (JtwS4)
I am a delicate flower of innocent virtue, 'tis true.
Posted by: alexthechick - LIV ahoy! at March 04, 2015 01:15 PM (mf5HN)
A southern man who sets of gaydars verse Andrew Cuomo
He can dust off the old playbook... "vote for cuomo not the homo"
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 04, 2015 01:15 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Jim "Pumpkinhead" Webb at March 04, 2015 01:16 PM (TtXjG)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 04, 2015 01:16 PM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Soona at March 04, 2015 01:16 PM (/HX7u)
He's mustached, rested and ready!
(Though I did like him better when he was in AC/DC)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 04, 2015 01:16 PM (7ObY1)
Edmund J. "Jerry" Brown, Jr.
California Gubnor Par Excellence
Now without Linda Rondstadt!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2015 01:13 PM (bWFHa
Which is too bad, since she is twice the size as before.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 04, 2015 01:16 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 04, 2015 01:16 PM (zRby/)
You'll see
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 04, 2015 01:16 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 04, 2015 01:16 PM (jeCnD)
And that SOB cock sucker A-bitch is up 2nd
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 04, 2015 01:16 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi at March 04, 2015 01:16 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 04, 2015 01:16 PM (C278+)
(Though I did like him better when he was in AC/DC)
Posted by: Citizen X at March 04, 2015 01:16 PM (7ObY1
That was his brother Malcolm King
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 04, 2015 01:16 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at March 04, 2015 01:03 PM (kff5f)
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Hey kid. You're standing on my lawn.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 04, 2015 01:17 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 04, 2015 01:17 PM (MMC8r)
It's not gone, mind you; still, I think the idea of an ascendant O'Malley has been tempered, at least.
Posted by: Hal at March 04, 2015 01:17 PM (hmPdt)
Posted by: Moderate Republican at March 04, 2015 01:15 PM (MypUw)
We are, especially with the likes of you.
Hey, we have rail for you to get out of town! It's not high speed, but its tar and feather accoutrements are to die for.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2015 01:17 PM (bWFHa)
After all, they will still have the pederast from NV doing their blocking for them in the Senate and a totally inept, confused, led-by-the-nose by the Chamber of Commerce majority in numbers only for political opponents.
Seriously, it really doesn't matter who the Dems nominate. It only moves the Burning Times Calendar up or back a week or so, at most.
Posted by: DocJ at March 04, 2015 01:17 PM (0RQVM)
White House using poles and pikes to try and jamb Hillary under the bus:
http://tinyurl.com/pg5ka28
Oh that's delicious.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 04, 2015 01:17 PM (JtwS4)
*cough*
Sorry
Posted by: wrg500 at March 04, 2015 01:16 PM (C278+)
*narrows eyes*
*scribble scribble scribble*
Posted by: alexthechick - LIV ahoy! at March 04, 2015 01:18 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at March 04, 2015 01:18 PM (ucB75)
Posted by: High Cheek Ruffled Feathers
I think you mean Sybian war pony.
Posted by: Huma
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My red skin just got redder. I'm--I'm blushing.
*war whoops*
Posted by: High Cheek Ruffled Feathers at March 04, 2015 01:18 PM (VAsIq)
... a guy who imploded and lost all credibility a decade ago.
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Didn't he have a messy split with his wife, as well? To the point where she might actually be usable against him by a canny political opponent?
Posted by: junior at March 04, 2015 01:18 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 04, 2015 01:18 PM (nzKvP)
There are migrant workers waiting behind the dumpster for their blowjobs.
Get to work. Chop chop.
Posted by: Citizen X at March 04, 2015 01:19 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at March 04, 2015 01:10 PM (1BQGO
_______________________
Shut your dirty whore mouth!
Posted by: Bill de Blasio at March 04, 2015 01:19 PM (8TdcF)
Just sayin'
Posted by: Badda Bing 'all out of badda boom' at March 04, 2015 01:19 PM (JgQLj)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 04, 2015 01:19 PM (VcOqI)
(Very easy question. ;^))
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2015 01:19 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: dc at March 04, 2015 01:19 PM (b8fB0)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 04, 2015 01:19 PM (C278+)
Posted by: dc at March 04, 2015 01:19 PM (b8fB0)
Jesus it looks like he can't get around on a 90 hour fastball
--
I don't think Jesus played baseball as a kid, so there is a learning curve.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 04, 2015 01:19 PM (20Zla)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2015 01:19 PM (CMkNk)
If you are done with the GOP, why do people here still care who the nominee will be?
Posted by: Moderate Republican at March 04, 2015 01:20 PM (MypUw)
If you are done with the GOP, why do people here still care who the nominee will be?
Posted by: Moderate Republican at March 04, 2015 01:20 PM (MypUw)
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The transcripts where his late wife excoriates him (which were used in a trial, iirc...) should be *hilarious*.
Posted by: junior at March 04, 2015 01:20 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at March 04, 2015 01:20 PM (uJK1E)
Posted by: junior at March 04, 2015 01:18 PM (UWFpX)
If I recall, there was something involving a message, chakra, and an inner thigh.
I think the Taiwanese made a video about it. http://tinyurl.com/nez4tdh
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 04, 2015 01:20 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Eric Hoteham at March 04, 2015 01:20 PM (0FSuD)
Now that we got the Black bug out of our system. Time to run a Hispanic.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 04, 2015 01:20 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 04, 2015 01:20 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: navybrat at March 04, 2015 01:20 PM (JgC5a)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at March 04, 2015 01:20 PM (uJK1E)
**golf clap**
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2015 01:20 PM (CMkNk)
He could be the Historic! First! Second Black Man to be president.
Two black presidents in a row has never happened before!!!
Admittedly it's not as Historic!! as the First Woman President! would be, but if it's all you've got, it's better than a Republican.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 04, 2015 01:20 PM (lmdHn)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 04, 2015 01:20 PM (omuEe)
There is NOTHING Hillary can do, absolutely NOTHING that the media would consider wrong enough to report on negatively.
Didja see LoneStarHeeb's link about the White House throwing her under the bus? The MSM will fall in line.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 04, 2015 01:20 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 04, 2015 01:21 PM (RKJF2)
that the media would consider wrong enough to report on negatively. And
the GOP cannot get a coherent case together to make any difference to
her. Because they are just stupid cowards.
Just sayin'
Posted by: Badda Bing 'all out of badda boom' at March 04, 2015 01:19 PM (JgQLj)
She could drool on herself during the debates and the MFM would swoon over it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 04, 2015 01:21 PM (1Jaio)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2015 01:19 PM (DXzRD)
Psaki and Harf (try not to barf) 2016!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2015 01:21 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: pedantic a-hole at March 04, 2015 01:01 PM (VAsIq)
Since when did you ever hear an elephant fart?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2015 01:21 PM (QX8Nc)
Posted by: Eromero at March 04, 2015 01:21 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: mad rethuglickkkkkkkan at March 04, 2015 01:21 PM (b7GF2)
Yeah, Kristen Gillenbrand.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2015 01:21 PM (lHHyw)
Posted by: German Herman Cain at March 04, 2015 01:21 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 04, 2015 01:21 PM (MMC8r)
I'm hoping Democrats sense blood in the water and Hillary doesn't get a coronation.
I honestly think we could easily put away almost any Dem thinking of running, unless our nominee is Jeb.
Posted by: McAdams at March 04, 2015 01:21 PM (LXs8j)
Posted by: Jimmah Carter, second worst president evah at March 04, 2015 01:21 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 04, 2015 01:21 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Huma at March 04, 2015 01:21 PM (sQzB6)
There may or may not be a typo in that sentence.
Posted by: acat at March 04, 2015 01:21 PM (4UkCP)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at March 04, 2015 01:20 PM (uJK1E)
Guffaw.
Posted by: Badda Bing 'all out of badda boom' at March 04, 2015 01:22 PM (JgQLj)
Posted by: Moderate Republican at March 04, 2015 01:15 PM (MypUw)
They didn't say they were going to leave off abusing the politicians R and D.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ready for Hillary! at the Outrage Outlet! at March 04, 2015 01:22 PM (hLRSq)
Yes, yes he did. And so did former L.A. mayor Tony Villadivorca. Gore was releasing his chakras while Villa was bagging a newsbabe. If it weren't for the fact that this lifestyle is apparently a Democrat prerequisite for candidacy, I'd say they were both hosed.
Posted by: Keith Arnold at March 04, 2015 01:22 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 04, 2015 01:22 PM (VcOqI)
*war whoops*
Posted by: High Cheek Ruffled Feathers at March 04, 2015 01:18 PM
Better red skin than foreskin.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 04, 2015 01:22 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 04, 2015 01:22 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 04, 2015 01:18 PM (nzKvP)
DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN ALEX!
Posted by: alexthechick - LIV ahoy! at March 04, 2015 01:22 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: NCKate at March 04, 2015 01:22 PM (6Q6Bc)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2015 01:21 PM (lHHyw)
She's got piss flaps like Audie Murphy's saddlebags.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2015 01:22 PM (CMkNk)
You do know it was the NY Times that broke this Story right? She is NOT the darling of the left anymore. To fat, To old, and To much baggage and growing
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 04, 2015 01:22 PM (nzKvP)
Bill Clinton's illegitimate, hispanic / black, transgendered love child BuPaul.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 04, 2015 01:22 PM (AC0lD)
http://tinyurl.com/m6o9tk8
Prosecutors are now considering criminal charges against members of Michael Brown's family in connection with a violent confrontation over the sale of merchandise commemorating the late teenager, who was shot to death last year by a police officer.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 04, 2015 01:23 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Howard Dean at March 04, 2015 01:23 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2015 01:21 PM (lHHyw)
Total anti gun nut. A loser. Not that bright either.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 04, 2015 01:23 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 04, 2015 01:23 PM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 04, 2015 01:23 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: prescient11 at March 04, 2015 01:23 PM (q5APL)
The Clinton/Obama war is going to get interesting over the next 6 months or so. Let's see what the Clinton camp leaks about Obama, next shot is theirs.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 04, 2015 01:23 PM (C278+)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2015 01:24 PM (TtXjG)
Posted by: Mike Dukakis 2016 at March 04, 2015 01:24 PM (LQfAn)
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Hay-Zeus. Of course he played baseball--it was that or soccer.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 04, 2015 01:24 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Rahm Emanuel at March 04, 2015 01:24 PM (NJARn)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2015 01:24 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Gabby Giffords at March 04, 2015 01:24 PM (MMC8r)
You can file that under "no way in hell that will happen"
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 04, 2015 01:24 PM (AkOaV)
She's got piss flaps like Audie Murphy's saddlebags.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2015 01:22 PM (CMkNk
Ewwwwww, Yucky!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 04, 2015 01:24 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 04, 2015 01:24 PM (VcOqI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2015 01:25 PM (DXzRD)
Ah, the first 9 fingered president.
Oh, and the first Jewish president.
Would be historic!
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 04, 2015 01:25 PM (AkOaV)
Anyone ask him what his intentions are? Would he take a lessor slot than President?
Posted by: Ralph Quickly at March 04, 2015 01:25 PM (jedsF)
Bill Clinton's illegitimate, hispanic / black, transgendered love child BuPaul.
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Isn't he a libertarian?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 04, 2015 01:25 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 04, 2015 01:24 PM (VcOqI)
You've Got a Fiend.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2015 01:25 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 04, 2015 01:26 PM (u8GsB)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR2p9p21Q8M
Is this a thing? People don't think elephants fart out loud?
I've only actually heard my cat fart once. Little twerp was on my lap too.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2015 01:26 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 04, 2015 01:26 PM (BkJzF)
The Castro twins.
Commie as they come.
Posted by: Lauren at March 04, 2015 01:26 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Bob at March 04, 2015 01:26 PM (ixM4j)
Posted by: Bob at March 04, 2015 01:26 PM (ixM4j)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 04, 2015 01:24 PM (VcOqI)
Camptown Races?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 04, 2015 01:26 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: mallfly at March 04, 2015 01:26 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Rupaulians at March 04, 2015 01:26 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2015 01:26 PM (jhqr1)
Sound
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2015 01:26 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2015 01:25 PM (CMkNk
Sweet Baby Horse.
(Either 4 legged or the shit you shoot up your veins)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 04, 2015 01:26 PM (l1zOH)
Sorry.
Posted by: Bob at March 04, 2015 01:26 PM (ixM4j)
Even Warren is not an Obama, she's a Howard Dean. Obama BSes much better. And he's black. Women are just fine voting against women.
No, it'll be Weekend at Hillary's all the way to November 2016.
Posted by: AmishDude at March 04, 2015 01:27 PM (b4b5c)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2015 01:26 PM (jhqr1)
Sound is less than smell
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2015 01:27 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 04, 2015 01:27 PM (BkJzF)
The Castro twins.
Commie as they come.
Posted by: Lauren at March 04, 2015 01:26 PM (MYCIw)
Thanks Lauren. Commies? Well they fit the bill then don't they?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 04, 2015 01:27 PM (l1zOH)
Hilarious but instructive. The Dems' "bench" is a collection of freaks and losers and nobodies, all with no accomplishments or disasters in their wake, most of them neck-deep in scandals of all kinds.
The GOP process involves many people of actual merit and accomplishment - along with bizarre and ridiculous options like Jeb, Rubio, et al.
Why? The Dem base, and the Dem PR branch (the "press") are so degraded. A portion - probably a minority - of the GOP "base" is actually a remnant of a serious group of Americans who actually look at substance and are indifferent to idiotic vapid celebrity.
I've noted this for a long time, but chapter like this put things in stark relief.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2015 01:27 PM (afQnV)
Posted by: Null at March 04, 2015 01:27 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 04, 2015 01:27 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2015 01:27 PM (h4vJk)
Also, if she does win the Presidency, I think that's as clear as signal as any we go into "Let it Burn" mode as the country is done and our political system is not going to be able to fix it.
Posted by: McAdams at March 04, 2015 01:27 PM (LXs8j)
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 04, 2015 01:28 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ready for Hillary! at the Outrage Outlet! at March 04, 2015 01:28 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 04, 2015 01:28 PM (MMC8r)
Commie as they come.
And their mom was a co-founder of La Raza.
A Castro in the WH would be Reconquista.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2015 01:28 PM (lHHyw)
Posted by: Democratic Party at March 04, 2015 01:28 PM (NJARn)
Posted by: alexthechick - LIV ahoy! at March 04, 2015 01:28 PM (mf5HN)
Jesus never could hit the curveball, or A-rod for that matter.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 04, 2015 01:28 PM (C278+)
If you could find one.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2015 01:28 PM (rIQuo)
And honestly ... I'd bet on Biden IF he wasn't already VP. If he was still a Senator ... I think he'd win.
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Biden attempted to run back in the '80s. More specifically, he attempted to run back in '88, and that attempt blew up in his face. He was caught plagiarizing in speeches and ads, and he was caught lying about his grades (specifically, his law school grades iirc) in a campaign ad. No one's taken him seriously as a presidential contender since then.
Without the visibility provided by his current position as VP, I don't think he'd even be considered.
Posted by: junior at March 04, 2015 01:28 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 04, 2015 01:28 PM (VcOqI)
Warren/Castro
Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 04, 2015 01:29 PM (BkJzF)
Posted by: mallfly at March 04, 2015 01:26 PM (bJm7W)
The Blue Dogs of all Blue Dogs who was going to essentially be a reliable Republican Vote? Fuck him. He is as phony as Melendez here in NJ. All mouth and no balls. And not even a preddy mouth
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 04, 2015 01:29 PM (nzKvP)
She's chunky,? SO but I have n't got near her her lower anatomy to know the size of her 'piss flaps" It's not my favorite expression, btw but if you have personal knowledge run with that..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2015 01:29 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Bruce J. at March 04, 2015 01:29 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 04, 2015 01:28 PM (MMC8r)
The one in the fruit cellar? Yup.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2015 01:30 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Glenn Danzig buying kitty litter at March 04, 2015 01:30 PM (FGkrV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 04, 2015 01:30 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: RFR at March 04, 2015 01:31 PM (FuFVX)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 04, 2015 01:31 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 04, 2015 01:31 PM (nzKvP)
You're a resilient bunch, I'll say that.
24 hours ago all was lost. A new day and, like the guys in Dumb &Dumber, you believe there's a chance for victory in 2016.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 04, 2015 01:31 PM (omuEe)
Just as we switch to being democrats, all the good candidates are gone.
We just can't win.
Posted by: jwest at March 04, 2015 01:31 PM (9ZZd+)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 04, 2015 01:32 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Don't h8 at March 04, 2015 01:32 PM (Y0PAl)
Since baseball has wandered into this thread, I think there is someone who might appreciate Boston's new Cuban Phenom Russney Castillo.
http://bit.ly/1NgVwNZ
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 04, 2015 01:32 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Cory Booker/T-Bone 2016 at March 04, 2015 01:32 PM (LQfAn)
ever be nominated by the Dems again as their presidential candidate. Not
going to happen.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at March 04, 2015 01:10 PM (1BQGO
_______________________
Shut your dirty whore mouth!
Posted by: Bill de Blasio at March 04, 2015 01:19 PM (8TdcF)
Well, they have no lack of crooked white males, do they?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2015 01:32 PM (QX8Nc)
Deep thoughts.
Speaking of deep thoughts, at my gym they actually sell a girl's racerback top that says, "Do you like my rack? You should see my snatch!"
When I saw that I thought to myself, "You know bonhomme, you're old, and these people need to get off your lawn."
Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2015 01:32 PM (jhqr1)
You're a resilient bunch, I'll say that.
24 hours ago all was lost. A new day and, like the guys in Dumb &Dumber, you believe there's a chance for victory in 2016.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 04, 2015 01:31
50 First Candidates, based on the movie 50 First Dates.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 04, 2015 01:32 PM (l1zOH)
Well, first day of spring training for the Metsies, which is annoying because WOR preempts Rush.
Gotta listen on-line to WBAP.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2015 01:32 PM (CMkNk)
Castro vs. Land Commisioner George P. Bush.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2015 01:32 PM (rIQuo)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 04, 2015 01:32 PM (VcOqI)
recent email:
This demands our attention, Mr. Mxyzptlk:
41 percent of colleges and universities recently surveyed had not conducted a single investigation of sexual violence on their campus in the past five years. Not one.
That's the tragic result of a system that rewards colleges and universities for keeping campus sexual assault in the shadows and a culture that too often lays the blame on survivors.
Too many young men and women's lives are being changed forever for us to accept this status quo. That's why today I'm proud to have joined my colleagues in introducing the bipartisan Campus Accountability and Safety Act - now I need your help to move it forward.
Posted by: mallfly at March 04, 2015 01:32 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 04, 2015 01:32 PM (VAsIq)
Point of history, Tony ran for office on a "Family Values" platform.
I'll always remember him for the famous "God Vote" at the DNC and how he handled that. What a clusterfcuk.
Posted by: Keith Arnold at March 04, 2015 01:33 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: DocJ at March 04, 2015 01:33 PM (0RQVM)
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I don't think that ever got beyond "He said, she said," though. Am I mistaken?
Posted by: junior at March 04, 2015 01:33 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2015 01:27 PM (afQnV)
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So what you're saying is the repubs don't have a chance in hell of winning in 2016.
Posted by: Soona at March 04, 2015 01:33 PM (/HX7u)
No shit. I've been trying to come up with ideas to start my own business and get out of the corporate bullshit... but everyone has better ideas than me
fucking vending machine... duh...
Also saw a "snow plow" app the other idea. Like fuck, that's brilliant. Press a button and some asshole with a truck is plowing your driveway within 2 hours.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 04, 2015 01:33 PM (AkOaV)
The Castro twins.
Commie as they come.
And their mom was a co-founder of La Raza.
A Castro in the WH would be Reconquista.
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Instead of an executive order of amnesty, we would see an executive order retroceding the southwest US to Mexico.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 04, 2015 01:33 PM (20Zla)
Posted by: Vox at March 04, 2015 01:33 PM (ISxUB)
They'll get him cutting that thing before too long.
Posted by: Garrett at March 04, 2015 01:33 PM (FGkrV)
@conncarroll 15s
Earnest conforms that Iranian forces all involved in military operations in Tikrit
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2015 01:33 PM (TtXjG)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 04, 2015 01:33 PM (C278+)
http://bit.ly/1NgVwNZ
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 04, 2015 01:32 PM (JtwS4)
But but but Boston.
*ponders hotness coefficient*
I'll allow it.
Posted by: alexthechick - LIV ahoy! at March 04, 2015 01:33 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Corey Booker at March 04, 2015 01:33 PM (NaV4z)
Nothing has changed. Not obama nor the electorate.
It was always an argument about the speed of the basket. Never where it was going.
Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 04, 2015 01:34 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: junior at March 04, 2015 01:33 PM (UWFpX)
Ah, they couldn't prove sexual assault in court.
But the left has been on the rampage trying to say "WOMEN DONT LIE ABOUT SEXUAL ASSAULT, ITS A MYTH" and that "WE SHOULD ALWAYS TRUST THE VICTIM"
So... it'd be awkward.
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 04, 2015 01:34 PM (AkOaV)
I'm gonna go clean the house. Later.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2015 01:34 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 04, 2015 01:34 PM (VAsIq)
ever be nominated by the Dems again as their presidential candidate. Not
going to happen.
They're more likely to nominate a straight white male than a non-lawyer.
Posted by: AmishDude at March 04, 2015 01:35 PM (b4b5c)
Tony's greatest moment came during L.A.'s "Day Without Illegals" when he said of his border-jumping BFFs: "We clean your toilets!"
Damn, I loved living in L.A. Not.
Posted by: MrScribbler at March 04, 2015 01:35 PM (P8YHq)
Other than Obama who have the Democrats had to run for that office in 2000, 2004, and 2008? Their bench hasn't had anybody really on it for a long time, the ObamaMania just covering everything up. But that show is ending, and really - who is there?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ready for Hillary! at the Outrage Outlet! at March 04, 2015 01:35 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 04, 2015 01:37 PM (VAsIq)
and look for however it will be to make official Democratic response speeches soon. You could predict that Obama would be the nominee in 2008 because he was the charismatic young speaker at the previous DNC convention in This time there isn't one before 2016 unless they're going to go with the V guy whose name I can't spell. He was prominent at the 2012 convention
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2015 01:37 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2015 01:37 PM (rIQuo)
Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2015 01:37 PM (92o6h)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2015 01:37 PM (P/jRF)
It's not prostitution.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2015 01:37 PM (rIQuo)
Brilliant!!!
::empties bank account and runs out to buy sex toys and an old vending machine::
Posted by: mynewhandle at March 04, 2015 01:38 PM (AkOaV)
There is no victory. We're simply discussing the flavor of our destruction.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 04, 2015 01:38 PM (MMC8r)
Gillibrand needs her record plumped up a bit, and has very little name recognition.
Her claim to fame was the violent shift to the left after Schumer sat her down and laid out her agenda.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 04, 2015 01:38 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 04, 2015 01:39 PM (C278+)
Posted by: Lizzie Warren at March 04, 2015 01:39 PM (YkGYF)
Chocolate h8 shake please.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2015 01:39 PM (rIQuo)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 04, 2015 01:40 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2015 01:40 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 04, 2015 01:40 PM (MMC8r)
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Put it in San Fran and you'll be rich.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 04, 2015 01:40 PM (VAsIq)
At the same time, governors really have the advantage in a Presidential election. They have the gravitas, and they know how to run a large-scale campaign where they have to answer executive-level questions.
The thing is, over 3/4 of the states have Republican governors! And the states with Democrat governors are generally in terrible shape, and is anybody impressed by a guy being Governor of Delaware or Rhode island?
That being said, Cuomo might actually be viable (unfortunately). He has a major corruption issue going on, and did some illegal fascist gun-grabbing crap, but the Dem propaganda machine could certainly just ignore that.
Posted by: Optimizer at March 04, 2015 01:41 PM (/q6+P)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2015 01:37 PM
That's the GOPe "Dream Ticket!"
Prince Reebus and the Usual Gang of Idiots would love nothing more than to have a black lesbian and Marco Rubio headlining teh Team for '16.
I've even seen a few commenters here claiming that the salvation of the Republicans would be a full-on minority lineup.
New R slogan: "We're a Minority even when we're the Majority!"
Posted by: MrScribbler at March 04, 2015 01:41 PM (P8YHq)
24 hours ago all was lost. A new day and, like the guys in Dumb &Dumber, you believe there's a chance for victory in 2016.
"
There was a recent study published by a psychologist who said that dogs have no memory; can't remember what happened yesterday.
However, the esteemed and well educated psychologist did say that dogs can be conditioned to respond to certain stimuli.
The horde is made up of mostly dogs, with a few cats, and some very few smart mouthed parrots. The Advanced Intelligence behind the blog knows what stimuli the horde will respond to.
Like that guy who recognized the potential "What Color is this Dress" headline. It's a talent, a God given talent, not something that can be taught.
Posted by: Ralph Quickly at March 04, 2015 01:41 PM (jedsF)
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Well, look at the bright side...
Texas would finally get its independence. And there's no chance that the US would be on the hook for California's impending debt bomb.
Posted by: junior at March 04, 2015 01:41 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Regular Guy at March 04, 2015 01:41 PM (XYKz+)
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Yeah, they have those in Japan. Pretty kinky.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 04, 2015 01:34 PM (VAsIq)
I got fucked by a vending machine. Put a dollar in, and didn't get my goddam can of pop.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2015 01:41 PM (QX8Nc)
I can be that shark. I have the teeth for it.
Posted by: Debbie Wasaman-Shitz 2016 at March 04, 2015 01:42 PM (LQfAn)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2015 01:13 PM (bWFHa
Which is too bad, since she is twice the size as before.
_______________
Yes, but she has Parkinson's now, so the extra cupcake rations are totally understandable.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 04, 2015 01:44 PM (lmdHn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2015 01:45 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Eromero at March 04, 2015 01:45 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: Regular Guy at March 04, 2015 01:50 PM (XYKz+)
Why do you care who the GOP nominee is? Ace has instructed the people here to vote Democrat.
Posted by: Moderate Republican at March 04, 2015 01:57 PM (MypUw)
He's so well-spoken...
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at March 04, 2015 02:00 PM (4pyhg)
Posted by: Penfold at March 04, 2015 02:13 PM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2015 02:14 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 04, 2015 02:15 PM (XO6WW)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 04, 2015 02:16 PM (XO6WW)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 04, 2015 02:17 PM (XO6WW)
Posted by: MTF, Bring on the Article 5 Convention! at March 04, 2015 02:18 PM (LISuA)
"If Jeb doesn't get up, who do WE have?" Might be the better question. With his highest poll number being around 17% that is not a good standing.
Posted by: drdog09 at March 04, 2015 02:19 PM (kC+qp)
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 04, 2015 02:20 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: jmel at March 04, 2015 02:22 PM (t1oUn)
Posted by: Jeb at March 04, 2015 02:28 PM (44OyV)
Posted by: Former Tinfoil Hat Guru at March 04, 2015 02:36 PM (44OyV)
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Another stroke?
Posted by: Bad Dog Puppy Treats at March 04, 2015 02:38 PM (+KtcW)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at March 04, 2015 03:12 PM (ylhEn)
If it is true that Hillary is an untenable candidate, shouldn't you dudes be happy?
And if it is further true that no other Democrat is plausible, shouldn't you dudes be happy?
And yet, no. You cannot stop whining about how your favored candidatesnever win.
Could it be - gasp - because no matter how unattractive the Democratic candidate, the electorate as a whole thinks the D is a BETTER choice - not perfect, just better - than the wackos you would prefer?
Posted by: o at March 04, 2015 03:13 PM (Cp1w2)
After all, in 2008 Obama was so obviously terrible that a ham sandwich could beat him.
And yet he won.
And in 2012, well, his first term showed how you guys were right all along - he's so obviously terrible that the mold falling off a ham sandwich should have been able to beat him handily.
And yet he won.
I have seen enough of your guys' whining that I know part of the standard response is, "well, the MEDIA."
You mean the media that no one really watches anymore? Because Fox rules the ratings. Print mediahave beenin the gutter, financially, for decades. The internet is widely read, and widely Red.
You all need a new excuse.
Posted by: o at March 04, 2015 03:18 PM (Cp1w2)
"The next president is going to be Republican, unless the GOP is too stupid to nominate a good candidate." - Posted by: Ralph Quickly at March 04, 2015 01:07 PM (jedsF)
enshrined via screencap to see how things turn out
Posted by: o at March 04, 2015 03:33 PM (Cp1w2)
O' Mullet ? HA! He did such a good job as governor Maryland elected a republican
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at March 04, 2015 03:47 PM (RFPqC)
Posted by: Cygnus at March 04, 2015 04:10 PM (fdavN)
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at March 04, 2015 04:11 PM (1hM1d)
Hope Elizabeth Warren gets it, it wouldn't surprise me. I think we could beat her like a pinanta, she barely won Msssachusetts."
But she has the fake Indian vote locked down tight ... and who doesn't know a neighbor or a friend "sure" they have some cherokee in them.
Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at March 04, 2015 05:06 PM (wT9UL)
He's probably the best they have. Would be a better candidate than Hillary ... but is he running?
Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at March 04, 2015 05:07 PM (wT9UL)
A Senator assures me she is plump enough. And that 'sweetie' has high name ID.
Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at March 04, 2015 05:09 PM (wT9UL)
So Job #1 is to support Chuy Garcia against him in the mayoral runoff election. That would make Garcia the First Hispanic Mayor of Chicago! Play the identity politics card against the Democrats.
Job #2 is to fund infrastructure jobs based on election results. Fully fund federal construction projects in states where both senators voted to override Obama's veto of the Keystone XL pipeline, 50% for one Yea, 0% for two Nays. "Elections have consequences."
Job #3 is to target red counties for federal construction funds, blue counties get none.
For example, if Garcia beats Emanuel, Cook County Illinois gets 50% federal funds (Kirk Yea, Durbin Nay). If Emanuel wins, it gets nada (that's Spanish for nothing). The money goes elsewhere in the Land of Lincoln (R-IL).
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at March 04, 2015 05:15 PM (EMi53)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2015 01:32 PM (jhqr1)
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When you get to be my age, you can shake your gnarled, arthritic fists at them and cry "Get out of my neighborhood!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAlTYCNy0QE
Posted by: Walkin in my Winter Underwear at March 04, 2015 05:37 PM (k7yNm)
Posted by: Tighter at March 04, 2015 05:37 PM (K0iLX)
"The internet is widely read, and widely Red."
What, you don't think there are liberals on the Internet?
Posted by: Joshua at March 04, 2015 05:52 PM (oCZ4e)
"If it is true that Hillary is an untenable candidate, shouldn't you dudes be happy?"
I foolishly thought for a time in 2008 that Obama was so leftist and so absurd of a nominee that even though the liberals loved him, he'd fall flat as a nominee.
The stupidity of the typical Democrat voter, falling for criminals, liars, idiots etal. (all the while sneering at conservatives for being all that), is unbounded.
Hillary will NEVER be 'untenable'. Recall that known liar Bill Clinton is now 'rehabilitated' and Obama still has credibility despite many lies and broken promises. Leftists love Obama anyway.
Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at March 04, 2015 05:55 PM (wT9UL)
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