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Neil Tyson Has Nothing to Say But He Says It An Awful Lot

Sorry, I'm just so sick about what Obama's done to this country, and what this country has permitted him to do.

Enjoy, if you can, alleged Master of Science Neil Tyson repeatedly saying the same stupid shit to his sheep and garnering literally thousands of retweets for each identical iteration.

Oh, and Boehner and his people claimed there was no "deal" struck with the Democrats for the DHS vote.

Boehner and his people were, get this, lying.

Great piece on Obama's pompous, "provincial" foreign policy.

In November 2009, German chancellor Angela Merkel invited US President Barack Obama, still in his first year in office, to attend the 20th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall....

The leaders of Europe were all in attendance, from the prime minister of Britain to the presidents of France and Russia. Obama, however, was not.


The president was busy, the White House said, citing "commitments for an upcoming Asia trip."

The Europeans were shocked. "Barack is too busy," read the acerbic headline in Der Spiegel.

The event didn’t really clash with his schedule, but rather with his foreign policy sensibilities. Obama would travel to Copenhagen a month before the event to lobby the International Olympic Committee to grant the 2016 summer games to his hometown of Chicago, and would return to Europe a month after the commemoration to accept the Nobel Peace Prize in Oslo. His travel itinerary as president signaled something about his vision of the world, and of America’s and his administration's place in it. The commemoration of America’s rescue of Europe did not rank high in that vision.


...

At a recent gathering of the Israel Council on Foreign Relations, the eminent former director general of the Foreign Ministry, Prof. Shlomo Avineri, called Obama's foreign policy "provincial." It was a strange choice of words to describe the policies of a president with such a cosmopolitan outlook and so much eagerness to engage the world.

But Avineri had a point....

"In every society, young men are going to have violent tendencies," an educator in one majority-black Chicago high school told him in the late 1980s. "Either those tendencies are directed and disciplined in creative pursuits or those tendencies destroy the young men, or the society, or both."

The book is full of such ruminations, and they echo throughout Obama’s rhetoric as president. In his last speech to the UN General Assembly, he asserted that "if young people live in places where the only option is between the dictates of a state or the lure of an extremist underground, no counterterrorism strategy can succeed."

For Obama, terrorism is, at root, a product of social disintegration. War may be necessary to contain the spread of Islamic State, for example, but only social reform can really cure it....

Posted by: Ace at 07:34 PM




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1 Momentum & Energy transfer. Elastic & Inelastic collisions. Spin-stabilized Prolate Spheroids. American Football is Physics.
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Just like so many other things, NdT.

Mind. Blown.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 03, 2015 07:36 PM (shFKH)

2
Thank G-d!!!

A new thread.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2015 07:37 PM (CMkNk)

3 From the selections I've seen, his twitter feed seems like he goes about looking for fun (or boring) SCIENCE!(TM) facts and he regurgitates them.

The tweets are quite inane.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 03, 2015 07:38 PM (shFKH)

4 Fresh.

It's not puppehs, kittehs or obits. But it's better. Thanks Ace

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 07:38 PM (KJLlE)

5
Someone should summon the drunkards on the last thread.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2015 07:39 PM (CMkNk)

6 It's the century of stupid.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 03, 2015 07:39 PM (zRby/)

7 But Ace...if you're a Democrat now, you're supposed to love Neil Degrassy Tyson.

Posted by: wheatie at March 03, 2015 07:39 PM (XIzXB)

8 How about the Hell No party?

Posted by: freaked at March 03, 2015 07:39 PM (JdEZJ)

9 You know who else is lying?

http://tinyurl.com/m3xgj3n

The goddamned Defense Dept. Now they too, are lying for this administration.

I have this tiny, hint really, of an inkling developing the we might actually be fucked.

Royally. Fucked.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 03, 2015 07:39 PM (BZAd3)

10 8 How about the Hell No party?

Or, how about the FuckOffAndLeaveMeAlone Party?
LOAMA

Posted by: wheatie at March 03, 2015 07:41 PM (XIzXB)

11 Ever wonder why grass is green? Hello chlorophyl.

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at March 03, 2015 07:41 PM (GuwT9)

12 And Reagan should have started a third party back in 1976 when he didn't get his way. Brilliant!

Posted by: Alix at March 03, 2015 07:41 PM (fXzSI)

13 Boehner and his people were, get this, lying.

Posted by: Ace at 07:34 PM
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Noooo! Noooo! Thats unpossible! You must have misremembered the promise that they never made as having actually existed. That will be it!

Posted by: John Podhoretz, Upper Westside Conservative Extraordinaire at March 03, 2015 07:41 PM (3uNuH)

14 No wait...that would be FOALMA.

Posted by: wheatie at March 03, 2015 07:41 PM (XIzXB)

15 I think I'll watch the owlets consume another snake on the Owl Cam.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2015 07:42 PM (FsuaD)

16 Thanks for the new one, Ace. I'm so easily pleased. Just that you used "get this" made me happy.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 03, 2015 07:42 PM (6J/xZ)

17 Oooh, Science, something we can all love sexually to forget how angry we are at all the US politicians!!! Hatesex!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2015 07:42 PM (lHHyw)

18 Fuck Neil Tyson. Starting today I'm getting all my science from Ndamukong Suh, in hopes that it will hasten the end of all this pointless bullshit fuckface science theater.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 03, 2015 07:42 PM (+lsX1)

19 Get off my lawn
Stay off my street

Ok, enough

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 07:42 PM (KJLlE)

20 12 And Reagan should have started a third party back in 1976 when he didn't get his way. Brilliant!
Posted by: Alix at March 03, 2015 07:41 PM (fXzSI)


He was able to take back part of the GOP in '80. Different times and I suspect today he would not be averse to a third party.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2015 07:43 PM (CMkNk)

21 Coriolis what what?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 03, 2015 07:43 PM (CzBeD)

22 Failure Theater - when I lived in Liberia, they had a saying: "John palm oil wasting on John rice." John is crying (huh, I guess Boehner would....) because his palm oil spilled. But of course it spilled right on his rice, which is where he wanted it to begin with. They used it to describe politics over there, all the time. I guess we're now Liberia, but with 50% less Ebola.

Posted by: notropis at March 03, 2015 07:43 PM (D9i08)

23 His Twitter is like a 12 year old trying so hard (and failing miserably) to be witty.

Posted by: Kenway at March 03, 2015 07:43 PM (t+0wK)

24 Ever wonder why grass is green? Hello chlorophyl.



I thought it was because someone said, way back when, that color is green.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 07:43 PM (HZJjy)

25 yes, but "Baked Neil Tyson" is epic. @BakedNeil

Posted by: MikeH at March 03, 2015 07:44 PM (DNTer)

26 And Reagan should have started a third party back in 1976 when he didn't get his way. Brilliant!

Posted by: Alix at March 03, 2015 07:41 PM (fXzSI)
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If Reagan is the best Republicans can do, we can close shop anyway.

Posted by: Elize Nayden at March 03, 2015 07:44 PM (3uNuH)

27
Bullshit fuckface science theater.

Is that the show with the puppet-bots who watch bad movies?

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 07:44 PM (omuEe)

28 Baaaa! Baaaa! Baaaaa!!!!

Posted by: Tyson's Lambs at March 03, 2015 07:44 PM (cL79m)

29 Posted by: Gristle Encased Head

When I step on a quarterback's throat, the throat pushes back with an equal and opposite force, so really, it should be offsetting penalties.

Posted by: Ndamukong Suh, Science Guy at March 03, 2015 07:44 PM (GuwT9)

30 A lot of people here hate Science. And Science's Pope, Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

Let me Voxplain why Global Warming will choose to kill you first.

Posted by: Ezra Klein at March 03, 2015 07:44 PM (qyomX)

31 I've decided I'm basically anti-science. I just hate that fucker.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 03, 2015 07:44 PM (CzBeD)

32 Its weird to me the cult of personality that built up so fast around this guy. I guess he's just a voice that confirms what a sector of the population really wants to believe and he's black so culturally its extra cool or something.

Its just disturbing seeing otherwise intelligent, creative people turn into drooling idiots when him or George Takei are brought up.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 03, 2015 07:45 PM (39g3+)

33 The media must be held accountable.. The blatant bias they have is beyond criminal.

After all, they got us Obama

Their 'narrative' is literally killing this country.

When in the fuck are we going to stop being led around by the nose by these sniveling assholes?

When are we going to say "Hey you what? Your job is to report the news, not carry water for the pols who project bullshit utopia." We are at WAR with an enemy and our current bumbling ignorant stumble fuck can't even will himself to admit what the enemy screams.

What in the FUCK is happening to our country?!

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at March 03, 2015 07:45 PM (ficNf)

34 I don't know, I got stuck back on the old thread trying to figure out how many beers old I am.

Posted by: wth at March 03, 2015 07:45 PM (wAQA5)

35 Wait, so Neil follows himself and tweets to himself?


Fucker is fucked up.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 03, 2015 07:45 PM (0FSuD)

36 31 I've decided I'm basically anti-science. I just hate that fucker.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 03, 2015 07:44 PM (CzBeD)

ya, but your Mom loved me - many times

Posted by: Science at March 03, 2015 07:46 PM (DNTer)

37 What in the FUCK is happening to our country?!
Posted by: melodicmetal1 at March 03, 2015

Apathy or ignorance? Most don't know or care.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 07:46 PM (KJLlE)

38 >>How about the Hell No party?

No party? No party by the cocktail hour? That is Hell.
I guess I'll see if turtle boy has the bar open over at his place.

Posted by: John Boehner at March 03, 2015 07:46 PM (sQzB6)

39 And then this idiot said 2+2=4. Hahahahaha.

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at March 03, 2015 07:47 PM (t+0wK)

40 Prisms, like Skittles, help you sense the rainbow.

Posted by: Garrett at March 03, 2015 07:47 PM (r75HN)

41 35 Wait, so Neil follows himself and tweets to himself?


Fucker is fucked up.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 03, 2015 07:45 PM (0FSuD)

No, it's a parody account,

Posted by: MikeH at March 03, 2015 07:47 PM (DNTer)

42 Man NDT really does repeat himself a lot. And not just the same thought worded differently, more like he's using a script to send out stuff from a big list or something.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 03, 2015 07:47 PM (39g3+)

43 >>I think I'll watch the owlets consume another snake on the Owl Cam.

And this in many ways is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Aviator at March 03, 2015 07:47 PM (sQzB6)

44 31 I've decided I'm basically anti-science. I just hate that fucker.

Not science. Science!

SCIENCE! is also acceptable.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 03, 2015 07:48 PM (0NdlF)

45 Neil is now OUR scientist.... now that we are all democrat. I won't have to think sciency thoughts..... Neil will think them for me. We believe in global warming now too right?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 03, 2015 07:48 PM (fLKzW)

46 Not science. Science!

SCIENCE! is also acceptable.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 03, 2015 07:48 PM (0NdlF)


It's blinding.

Posted by: Thomas Dolby at March 03, 2015 07:48 PM (cL79m)

47 If there was a road around the Earth's equator and you drove on it going west at 1000 miles per hour, you would be 10 pounds heavier.

It's science.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 03, 2015 07:48 PM (CzBeD)

48 The excerpt Ace tacked on explains why people like sorority sisters Harf and Psaki are the face of the administration.

I still can't believe Psaki is actually Earnestly Joshing's boss now.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 03, 2015 07:49 PM (shFKH)

49 Facebook had a trending headline: State Department finds racism in Ferguson city officials and police.

Wow, really? The Holder Justice Department found racism? I'm shocked, shocked to hear this.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 03, 2015 07:49 PM (39g3+)

50 Here's a science question.......okay maybe is part math too. How many hydrocodone and/or tramadol pills will make me, I mean you, a person in general, not care about this for a few days...or maybe weeks? My friend, yea, that's it, wanted me to ask y'all.

Posted by: lindafell in her own time zone at March 03, 2015 07:50 PM (LbPGR)

51
Neil deGrasse Tyson is a f*cking idiot.
Speaking of politics...
How about the Ancient Alien Party?

Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at March 03, 2015 07:50 PM (wAQA5)

52 Enjoy, if you can, alleged Master of Science Neil Tyson repeatedly saying the same stupid shit to his sheep and garnering literally thousands of retweets for each identical iteration.

But he's got credentials and is on TV!

Posted by: Typical LIV at March 03, 2015 07:50 PM (0Ew3K)

53 So... my vote is leaning toward the alien colonisers who have their current shiny metallic base on that Ceres crater.

Some downsides: the alien bugs on the crater wouldn't let us vote, or at least wouldn't pay attention to our votes; they'd only look out for themselves; they might kidnap and anal-probe some of our children.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 03, 2015 07:50 PM (AVEe1)

54
www.truetorahjews.org

DIAF and vayr ge hargit.

Scum.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2015 07:50 PM (CMkNk)

55 Dredge up some old, non-topical posts and post them like they are fresh. Seems like a good day to do it.

Posted by: Jonathan Ellis at March 03, 2015 07:50 PM (9wPDi)

56 No, it's a parody account,

Posted by: MikeH at March 03, 2015 07:47 PM (DNTer)

I am a little slow on the uptake I'd say. No more valu rite tonight.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 03, 2015 07:50 PM (0FSuD)

57 I read some of his tweets. I agree with you Nip. Fucked up.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 07:50 PM (KJLlE)

58 Don't blame you for changing the subject to yet another leftist leaning dolt ace.

You also saved me from ranting about all the people on the last thread who know what you should do or think now. Comparisons to CJ? Really?

You have Much more patience than I do my man. Thanks for allowing me to vent and play in your sand box. For those of you threatening to be "outta here" if ace doesn't think or act the right way, I can live with that. I come here to read ace, not you.

Vent on ace. Hope you don't take this the wrong way, but your vents often cheer me up. I can't wait until you've had some time to let this latest dagger in the back soak in and write to us how you really feel about the spineless twits. Maybe I'll forward it on to the turtle and sun-tan-man?

Posted by: 2L at March 03, 2015 07:50 PM (TaO1J)

59 A majority of traffic stops in a majority black city were of black people. Racist man.

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at March 03, 2015 07:51 PM (t+0wK)

60 47 If there was a road around the Earth's equator and you drove on it going west at 1000 miles per hour, you would be 10 pounds heavier.

It's science.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 03, 2015 07:48 PM (CzBeD)

If everyone in China jumped at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow 1/20 of a second.

SCIENCE!

Posted by: MikeH at March 03, 2015 07:51 PM (DNTer)

61 Here's a science question.......okay maybe is part math too. How many hydrocodone and/or tramadol pills will make me, I mean you, a person in general, not care about this for a few days...or maybe weeks? My friend, yea, that's it, wanted me to ask y'all.

Posted by: lindafell in her own time zone at March 03, 2015 07:50 PM (LbPGR)


Let's find out.

A-one.
A-two.
A-three.
CRASH!
Three.

Posted by: Tootsie Roll Pop owl at March 03, 2015 07:51 PM (cL79m)

62 53 anal-probe some of our children.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 03, 2015 07:50 PM (AVEe1)


Moon River. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2015 07:51 PM (CMkNk)

63 53 So... my vote is leaning toward the alien colonisers who have their current shiny metallic base on that Ceres crater.

Why support a party of foreigners, when there is a perfectly good colony of giant ants living underground on our own planet, ready to step up and lead?

Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2015 07:52 PM (qyomX)

64 Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 03, 2015 07:48 PM (fLKzW)

Global warming? I bet Iran has some ideas about that

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 07:52 PM (KJLlE)

65 56 No, it's a parody account,

Posted by: MikeH at March 03, 2015 07:47 PM (DNTer)

I am a little slow on the uptake I'd say. No more valu rite tonight.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 03, 2015 07:50 PM (0FSuD)

No excuse needed, after the the coals we were raked over today by the GOP

Posted by: MikeH at March 03, 2015 07:52 PM (DNTer)

66 anal-probe some of our children.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

I for one welcome our new alien overlords and volunteer to work in their probing station.

Posted by: Harry Reid at March 03, 2015 07:53 PM (GuwT9)

67 60 anal-probe some of our children.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 03, 2015 07:50 PM (AVEe1)


Hank Johnson agrees.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2015 07:53 PM (CMkNk)

68 Slow down,
you move to fast.
Have to make the morning last.

Feeling Groovey

Posted by: Serious Sam the Innocent Man at March 03, 2015 07:53 PM (axpxe)

69 During the Super Bowl at half time, when everyone flushes?



The Atlantic Ocean rises an inch.



Science, baby

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at March 03, 2015 07:53 PM (0FSuD)

70 Here's a science question.......okay maybe is part math too. How many hydrocodone and/or tramadol pills will make me, I mean you, a person in general, not care about this for a few days...or maybe weeks? My friend, yea, that's it, wanted me to ask y'all.

Posted by: lindafell in her own time zone at March 03, 2015 07:50 PM (LbPGR)

Tramado sucks. Didn't do anything for me. Vicodin is meh but I do enjoy the oxy. Demerol is good.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 07:54 PM (KJLlE)

71 63 53 So... my vote is leaning toward the alien colonisers who have their current shiny metallic base on that Ceres crater.

Why support a party of foreigners, when there is a perfectly good colony of giant ants living underground on our own planet, ready to step up and lead?
Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2015 07:52 PM (qyomX)

I vote for the sentient dinosaurs living in hollow earth in Antarctica

Posted by: MikeH at March 03, 2015 07:54 PM (DNTer)

72 Boehner: "Just the tip."

Ace: "OK. But just the tip."

YOU FUCKING LIAR.

You sound like a 14-year-old girl, Ace.

You knew the fix was in.

Posted by: someguy at March 03, 2015 07:54 PM (3z91g)

73 As for Teh SCOAMT's foreign policy, it's really a simple 3-provision policy:

1. When in doubt, fuck over those who weren't enemies of the US under Dubya and help those who were enemies of the US under Dubya.
2. Support the religion of Teh SCOAMT's youth, Islam (preferably Shia).
3. Support the religion of Teh SCOAMT's adulthood, Communism.

Posted by: steveegg at March 03, 2015 07:54 PM (cL79m)

74 Now that we're all on the same page, let's make some plans to bring some retribution to those who have made all the usurpation of power and the freely surrendering of responsibility; the National Media.

Sure we can cut off voluntary payments to the GOP. That's easy.

How about cutting your cable? All that money goes to leftist propagandists who are either actively creating stories counter to the truth or who are subsidizing it.

It's not so easy to do that, yet that's the next stage. And slightly easier than outright militant rebellion.

And it's possible if enough would take heed and cut them off that they would perceive the problems with their actions and their plans.

Time to step up and shut off the money spigot for the weasels of the left.

You want to watch football or some other game? Go to your local high school or college (although colleges are a bit iffy about where they spend their money too.)

time to get off that couch and get some exercise. If the hard times are coming we all need to lose some weight.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 03, 2015 07:54 PM (zRby/)

75 "Boehner and his people were, get this, lying."


That's our boys!

Posted by: Meremortal at March 03, 2015 07:55 PM (1Y+hH)

76 I'd love to hear Mr. Tyson try to explain how they lifted those huge rocks!

Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at March 03, 2015 07:55 PM (wAQA5)

77

We have nothing to fear with Barack Hussein Obama in the White House.

Posted by: John McCain at March 03, 2015 07:56 PM (LoIJo)

78
Tramadol sucks. Didn't do anything for me. Vicodin is meh but I do enjoy the oxy. Demerol is good.

MisHum,

Well, all I, I mean my friend has is hydrocodone and Tramadol! Work with us here!!!

Posted by: lindafell in her own time zone at March 03, 2015 07:57 PM (LbPGR)

79 someguy is here to PUNCH UP!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 03, 2015 07:57 PM (AVEe1)

80 76 I'd love to hear Mr. Tyson try to explain how they lifted those huge rocks!
Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at March 03, 2015 07:55 PM (wAQA5)

coriolis effect, bitches!

Posted by: Stoned Neil at March 03, 2015 07:57 PM (DNTer)

81 The earth IS warming. Just wait. All that snow in Boston? Mark my words, it WILL eventually melt. How are you going to deny global warming then wingers?

I'll let you in on another secret too. I told Al Gore about the internet before he invented it. Damn, see how smart I am? See?

Posted by: Gasbag Degrass at March 03, 2015 07:57 PM (TaO1J)

82 The Coriolis force is an important design criterion in any orbital habitat that relies on rotation to produce an apparent force of gravity and ameliorate the deleterious effects of zero g.

As a result, any rotating structure will require a very long radius, to the limits of our ability to construct, to reduce the Coriolis force felt by those who choose to live on such a platform.

I love Science!

Posted by: Serious Sam the Innocent Man at March 03, 2015 07:57 PM (axpxe)

83 Moon River. . .





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2015 07:51 PM (CMkNk)

Yes, a most excellent joke. Reminds me of the solider getting ready to do his first parachute jump and he froze at the door. His drill sgt, a large Black Gentleman, said you're going to jump or I am going to put this big Black dick up your ass.

His buddy asked him, well did you jump?
Just a little at first. Try the veal

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 03, 2015 07:57 PM (0FSuD)

84 President Red Diaper Baby

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 03, 2015 07:57 PM (ZPrif)

85 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 03, 2015 07:48 PM (CzBeD)

Wouldn't you take the Earth back in time? Like Superman?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 03, 2015 07:57 PM (zRby/)

86
the eminent former director general of the Foreign Ministry, Prof.
Shlomo Avineri, called Obama's foreign policy "provincial." It was a
strange choice of words to describe the policies of a president with
such a cosmopolitan outlook and so much eagerness to engage the world.







I just moved out of one of the most "cosmopolitan" cities in SoCal after 20-odd years. Fact is, "cosmopolitan" is just a snooty way of saying "provincial".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2015 07:57 PM (cSU3r)

87 Science science SCIENCE.

I actually have a LIV coworker who sent me a picture from the Hubble telescope with "I LOVE science" as the email headline. He also told me that he couldn't believe a mutual friend from Arizona spoke Spanish. He had it on good authority that everyone in arizona hates mexicans.

I laughed a little to myself.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 03, 2015 07:57 PM (AkOaV)

88
What really gets me is the crop circles. Amirite???

How could human beings *possibly push down crops in geometric patterns????

Circles and shit? Right?

Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2015 07:58 PM (MDgS8)

89 He also reads New York Times maybe, once a month then spends several weeks telling everyone all of the smart things he knows now.

Posted by: mynewhandle at March 03, 2015 07:58 PM (AkOaV)

90 #doucheRinseRepeat

Posted by: Neel "Lunatic on the Grasse"Tyson at March 03, 2015 07:59 PM (Dwehj)

91 Facebook had a trending headline: State Department finds racism in Ferguson city officials and police.

Wow, really? The Holder Justice Department found racism? I'm shocked, shocked to hear this.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 03, 2015 07:49 PM (39g3+)

Public Beheadings to come?

Posted by: Meremortal at March 03, 2015 08:00 PM (1Y+hH)

92
The Coriolis force is also responsible for my hair.

Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at March 03, 2015 08:00 PM (wAQA5)

93 If you had a powerful enough telescope, you could look into the universe far enough to see your own ass.

It's SCIENCE!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 03, 2015 08:00 PM (CzBeD)

94
Divide and separate.

Divide and separate.

Divide and separate.

Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2015 08:01 PM (MDgS8)

95 If you had a powerful enough telescope, you could look into the universe far enough to see your own ass.

Tyson doesn't need a telescope for that.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 03, 2015 08:01 PM (AVEe1)

96 91 Facebook had a trending headline: State Department finds racism in Ferguson city officials and police.

Wow, really? The Holder Justice Department found racism? I'm shocked, shocked to hear this.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 03, 2015 07:49 PM (39g3+)

Public Beheadings to come?
Posted by: Meremortal at March 03, 2015 08:00 PM (1Y+hH)

Yep, we had to look pretty damn hard but finally found it by the back door to the alley.

Posted by: Holder Justice Department at March 03, 2015 08:01 PM (DNTer)

97 91 Facebook had a trending headline: State Department finds racism in Ferguson city officials and police.

Wow, really? The Holder Justice Department found racism? I'm shocked, shocked to hear this.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 03, 2015 07:49 PM (39g3+)

Public Beheadings to come?
Posted by: Meremortal at March 03, 2015 08:00 PM (1Y+hH)

Yep, we had to look pretty damn hard but finally found it by the back door to the alley.

Posted by: Holder Justice Department at March 03, 2015 08:01 PM (DNTer)

98
BREAKING:

SHOTS FIRED AT/NEAR THE NSA???


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2015 08:01 PM (CMkNk)

99 Glad to see you are coming around ace old boy.

Posted by: Cahrles Jhonson at March 03, 2015 08:02 PM (fLKzW)

100 Again with the shots at the NSA?

Posted by: Meremortal at March 03, 2015 08:03 PM (1Y+hH)

101 98
BREAKING:

SHOTS FIRED AT/NEAR THE NSA???


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2015 08:01 PM (CMkNk)

It's the Tea Party (automatically generated response)

Posted by: Holder Justice Department at March 03, 2015 08:03 PM (DNTer)

102 Stupid traffic sock off

Posted by: Golfman in NC at March 03, 2015 08:03 PM (wVWRM)

103 SHOTS FIRED AT/NEAR THE NSA???
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Actually it's near NASA. The muslim outreach got a little carried away, some shit happened. You know how it goes.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at March 03, 2015 08:04 PM (GuwT9)

104 BREAKING:

SHOTS FIRED AT/NEAR THE NSA???


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2015 08:01 PM (CMkNk)
**********
Yes.... on a road outside of the NSA. You cannot get close enough to the building to actually do any damage to it or anyone in it.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at March 03, 2015 08:04 PM (fLKzW)

105 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 03, 2015 08:04 PM (4gN5w)

106 Posted by: lindafell in her own time zone at March 03, 2015 07:57 PM (LbPGR)

If your friend doesn't want to care 2 vicodine every 2-4 hours

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 08:05 PM (KJLlE)

107 Electrons can be particles or waves because SCIENCE!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 03, 2015 08:05 PM (CzBeD)

108 Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-SC, apologizes for mocking House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi's, D-Calif., physical appearance following Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu's speech - @thehill


Girls. Girls!

Don't make me come over there...

Posted by: Meremortal at March 03, 2015 08:05 PM (1Y+hH)

109 Shots fired from a car on highway and they "think" it might of hit the NSA.



More disturbing is some eco terrorist are killing chickens in SC. 30,000 so far. They turn off the ventilation, and the chickesn suffocate.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 03, 2015 08:06 PM (0FSuD)

110 107 Electrons can be particles or waves because SCIENCE!!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 03, 2015 08:05 PM (CzBeD)

And seawater can be waves when a motorboat goes by...

Posted by: Stoned Neil at March 03, 2015 08:06 PM (DNTer)

111
Particles are wavey?

Or waves are particular?

You decide.

Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2015 08:07 PM (MDgS8)

112
If you had a powerful enough telescope, you could look into the universe far enough to see your own ass.
..........................
Or an Ancient Aliens ass.

Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at March 03, 2015 08:07 PM (wAQA5)

113 More disturbing is some eco terrorist are killing chickens in SC. 30,000 so far. They turn off the ventilation, and the chickesn suffocate.

Let my people go!

Posted by: The Chicken at March 03, 2015 08:07 PM (0NdlF)

114 While we are putting forth new demands, we need to start demanding more Spanish speaking news media, more spanish speaking actors. And maybe we need more quotas to make sure that amnesty hurts them as much as it does the rest of us.

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 03, 2015 08:07 PM (5HBd1)

115 The argument against voting third party was always that a vote for anyone other than Republicans is a vote for Democrats. Well, now a vote for Republicans is a vote for Democrats, too. May as well make that third party so we can all vote our conscience and be able to say "see, I told you so" as things go down the drain.

And hey, who knows, we might actually win something.

Posted by: Cato at March 03, 2015 08:07 PM (3HxZe)

116 Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-SC, apologizes for mocking House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi's, D-Calif., physical appearance following Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu's speech

Meow!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 03, 2015 08:08 PM (AVEe1)

117 Correction 300,000 chickens.



http://tinyurl.com/oqdnt5u

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 03, 2015 08:08 PM (0FSuD)

118 113 More disturbing is some eco terrorist are killing chickens in SC. 30,000 so far. They turn off the ventilation, and the chickesn suffocate.

Let my people go!
Posted by: The Chicken at March 03, 2015 08:07 PM (0NdlF)

The cluck you say

Posted by: The Chicken Too at March 03, 2015 08:08 PM (DNTer)

119 Eco terrorist killing chickens

Price of chicken nuggets collapses.

Posted by: Serious Sam the Innocent Man at March 03, 2015 08:08 PM (axpxe)

120



More disturbing is some eco terrorist are killing chickens in SC. 30,000 so far. They turn off the ventilation, and the chickesn suffocate.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 03, 2015

I blame the butterball turkey farmers

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 08:09 PM (KJLlE)

121 116 Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-SC, apologizes for mocking House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi's, D-Calif., physical appearance following Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu's speech

Meow!
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 03, 2015 08:08 PM (AVEe1)

Saucer of milk needed Capitol Building

Posted by: MikeH at March 03, 2015 08:09 PM (DNTer)

122 I'll alert the General!

Posted by: General Tso's Chicken at March 03, 2015 08:09 PM (CzBeD)

123 Yeah, but first he asks the chickens if they are muslim.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 03, 2015 08:09 PM (1Y+hH)

124 Were those chickens egg layers, in cages, that violate California's humane standards for egg laying chicken cages?

Posted by: Serious Sam the Innocent Man at March 03, 2015 08:10 PM (axpxe)

125 Wavy Lays are teh Sciency Chips!

Posted by: Neil Degassy Tyson at March 03, 2015 08:10 PM (fLKzW)

126 122 I'll alert the General!
Posted by: General Tso's Chicken at March 03, 2015 08:09 PM (CzBeD)

DEFCLUCK 1

Posted by: Colonel Sanders at March 03, 2015 08:11 PM (DNTer)

127
Ace previewed the movie The Giver before it came out, but did he ever review it?

It was a good movie. Similar in a lot of ways to Divergence, which will be sequeled with Insurgence.

I hate kids, especially teens, in movies but I liked these two films because of the message. The underlying theme, btw, for both films is the advent of a worldwide apocalypse has brought about a leftist-pseudo utopia community in which personal freedoms and liberties are exchanged for peace and security.

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 08:11 PM (omuEe)

128 Chickens are stupid birds. Science!

Posted by: Neil Degassy Tyson at March 03, 2015 08:11 PM (fLKzW)

129 Price of chicken nuggets collapses.

They had to bury the chickens, so no glut of market. Guessing it wouldn't fit regulations to send heat-dead chickens into the food chain.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 03, 2015 08:11 PM (0NdlF)

130 >>More disturbing is some eco terrorist are killing chickens in SC.
300,000 so far. They turn off the ventilation, and the chickesn
suffocate.



That is f'ed up - killing the chickens to put the farmers out of business, I guess? Or is this because the chickens have to big a carbon footprint?

Is is me or are people getting crazier when it comes to politics?
It's never enough for the Left, they have to force their views, their lifestyles on the rest of us.


Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2015 08:11 PM (lHHyw)

131 Don't look at us!

Posted by: The cows at March 03, 2015 08:12 PM (JdEZJ)

132 More disturbing is some eco terrorist are killing chickens in SC. 300,000 so far. They turn off the ventilation, and the chickesn suffocate.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 03, 2015


We're the main target here. Fucking cows.

Posted by: Chick-fil-A at March 03, 2015 08:12 PM (cL79m)

133 Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 08:11 PM (omuEe)

Nice. Another forty thousand words and you've got an ace review there.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 03, 2015 08:12 PM (1Y+hH)

134 Seven Clucks in May

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 03, 2015 08:12 PM (zRby/)

135
Wait, what?

Just what this miserable day needed for a nightcap, a needless apology from an R to a D over something negligible.

I am so sick of getting kicked in the balls. I've had it.

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 08:12 PM (omuEe)

136 We're the main target here. Fucking cows.
Posted by: Chick-fil-A at March 03, 2015 08:12 PM (cL79m)

Hey! I'm right here!

Posted by: Hillary! at March 03, 2015 08:13 PM (DNTer)

137 The Hunt For Red Clucktober.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 03, 2015 08:13 PM (zRby/)

138 Dorfeeen! ana Whaaayo!

Posted by: The Odd and Angry Japanese at March 03, 2015 08:13 PM (16bOT)

139 Funny, you would think that story would make national news, but.....



The chickens were all white.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 03, 2015 08:13 PM (0FSuD)

140 The Israel times piece is great


All the world is the Southside of Chicago in need of organizing, night basketball and jobs programs

Bibi lives in the world. The JEF is the tourist in the souk.

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 03, 2015 08:14 PM (zOTsN)

141 We're the main target here. Fucking cows.
Posted by: Chick-fil-A at March 03, 2015 08:12 PM (cL79m)

Hey! I'm right here!
Posted by: Hillary! at March 03, 2015 08:13 PM (DNTer)
*********
What the FUCK?!?!

Posted by: Sows Everywhere at March 03, 2015 08:14 PM (fLKzW)

142 I am so sick of getting kicked in the balls. I've had it.
Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 08:12 PM (omuEe)


Ow my Balls! Idiocracy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_4jrMwvZ2A

Posted by: MikeH at March 03, 2015 08:14 PM (DNTer)

143 'Fucking cows'


Hey what's wrong with that?

Posted by: The bulls at March 03, 2015 08:14 PM (JdEZJ)

144 Hey! I'm right here!

Posted by: Hillary! at March 03, 2015 08:13 PM (DNTer)


Stand up and chuck your walker!

Posted by: Plugs Biden at March 03, 2015 08:14 PM (cL79m)

145 "They had to bury the chickens, so no glut of market. "


The Serbs did it!

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 03, 2015 08:14 PM (2o6Wj)

146 Yeah, where's the video of Lindsey's highjinks?

Posted by: Meremortal at March 03, 2015 08:15 PM (1Y+hH)

147 Bury the chicken? Sounds like fun!

Posted by: Richard Gere at March 03, 2015 08:16 PM (JdEZJ)

148 Neil's going to lead us to the promised land, one fucking tweet at a time!

#Igotthisbitch

Posted by: Fritz at March 03, 2015 08:16 PM (dVmLD)

149 Hey what's wrong with that?

Posted by: The bulls at March 03, 2015 08:14 PM (JdEZJ)


The fact that we can't (just like our PRL comrades).

Posted by: The steers at March 03, 2015 08:16 PM (cL79m)

150 Hmm, sorry to hijack the thread

Posted by: The dead chickens at March 03, 2015 08:16 PM (0FSuD)

151 Fucking cows.
Posted by: Chick-fil-A

Some earn martyrdom all at once, some earn it slowly. I'm definitely earning it.

Posted by: Huma at March 03, 2015 08:16 PM (GuwT9)

152 'Fucking cows'

Hey what's wrong with that?

Posted by: The bulls at March 03, 2015 08:14 PM (JdEZJ)



*mumble*

Posted by: The steers at March 03, 2015 08:16 PM (0NdlF)

153 NEIL deAss Tiresome needs to go away.

Far away.

Posted by: Hank at March 03, 2015 08:16 PM (S1NkT)

154 The chickens were all white.
Posted by: Nip Sip at March 03, 2015

Not Rhode Island reds?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 08:17 PM (KJLlE)

155 Hmm, sorry to hijack the thread

Posted by: The dead chickens at March 03, 2015 08:16 PM (0FSuD)


It needed some hijacking after this fucked-up day.

Posted by: steveegg at March 03, 2015 08:18 PM (cL79m)

156 150 Hmm, sorry to hijack the thread
Posted by: The dead chickens at March 03, 2015 08:16 PM (0FSuD)

You know what I have to say "Keep F**king That Chicken"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7XbukdoGmM

Posted by: Ernie Anastos at March 03, 2015 08:18 PM (DNTer)

157 How about the Fed Up party...FU Party, for short.

Putting "F U" on signs and bumper stickers would at least be fun.

Posted by: wheatie at March 03, 2015 08:19 PM (XIzXB)

158 We Only F**k Peacocks.

Posted by: Fox News at March 03, 2015 08:19 PM (16bOT)

159 153 NEIL deAss Tiresome needs to go away.

Far away.
Posted by: Hank at March 03, 2015 08:16 PM (S1NkT)

Ya know, if you go far enough away the circular universe brings you back when you started, man

Posted by: Stoned Neil at March 03, 2015 08:20 PM (DNTer)

160 How about the Fed Up party...FU Party, for short.

Putting "F U" on signs and bumper stickers would at least be fun.

Posted by: wheatie at March 03, 2015 08:19 PM (XIzXB)


F'ing A!

Posted by: steveegg at March 03, 2015 08:20 PM (cL79m)

161 What, people don't want to be LIBs?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 03, 2015 08:20 PM (0NdlF)

162 The thing about this final betray by the GOP that really hurts, and the death of Leonard Nimoy and all the Star Trek remembrances brought it out, is that the future we dreamed of for 50 years will never be. People like us, our values, our civilization, will not make the future. The future will be Mexicans, Muslims, and Africans. The future belongs to people who have lots of babies and then rent seek off of more productive people and more advanced societies, dragging them down in the process. And it's our "leaders", and our fellow citizens, who have brought about the disaster.

Posted by: despair at March 03, 2015 08:20 PM (J6suc)

163 You could listen to today's Drift Compatible podcast

http://tinyurl.com/qysm5em

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 08:20 PM (bl7+W)

164 Guess I picked the wrong month to quit drinking.


No, really. I wanted to go t-totaler for the month of March in an earnest attempt to drop some serious weight and get some side projects done. But, DA-yum, it's hard to stay off the bottle when every fucking day the US inches closer to a Venezuelan state--with fully half of the country cheering it on.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 03, 2015 08:20 PM (+FyX1)

165 social reform

so, an even more nebulous task than nation building

Posted by: Feh at March 03, 2015 08:21 PM (g/zj9)

166 The thing about this final betray by the GOP that really hurts, and the death of Leonard Nimoy and all the Star Trek remembrances brought it out, is that the future we dreamed of for 50 years will never be. People like us, our values, our civilization, will not make the future. The future will be Mexicans, Muslims, and Africans. The future belongs to people who have lots of babies and then rent seek off of more productive people and more advanced societies, dragging them down in the process. And it's our "leaders", and our fellow citizens, who have brought about the disaster.

Posted by: despair at March 03, 2015 08:20 PM (J6suc)


Final? We're just getting started.

Posted by: El Partido Republicano Legado at March 03, 2015 08:22 PM (cL79m)

167 I spent the entire day at Noise Therapy and apparently it was a good choice as today's news is all of woe. On the plus side, despite my age and deteriorated near vision, I'm still good enough with just irons to kill someone dead at 300 yards.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 03, 2015 08:22 PM (rwI+c)

168 The future is being negotiated by the dumbest.tourist.in the souk

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 03, 2015 08:22 PM (zOTsN)

169
Well, I for one didn't really want a future with Vulcans and Klingons.

The starships were nice, though.

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 08:22 PM (omuEe)

170 despair

on the whole, yes

there will be pockets

find them

Posted by: Feh at March 03, 2015 08:22 PM (g/zj9)

171 The key to reading that Obama thing is skip the set up and jump right to the middle where the hate is.

Keen observers have already figured it out, mostly, but this piece confirms one's conclusions. Interesting that it is in an Israeli paper, and continues to jab Obama.

If we are ever going to see an Obama nervous breakdown on TV, this might start it.

Posted by: Serious Sam the Innocent Man at March 03, 2015 08:22 PM (axpxe)

172 164 Guess I picked the wrong month to quit drinking.
.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 03, 2015 08:20 PM (+FyX1)

*fist bump*

Posted by: Steve McCroskey at March 03, 2015 08:23 PM (DNTer)

173 O'Reilly says that Ben Carson is going to make a "big announcement" tonight on his show.

Posted by: wheatie at March 03, 2015 08:23 PM (XIzXB)

174
Yeah, you missed an epic day at AoS.

We pretty much went crazy.

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 08:23 PM (omuEe)

175 >>...And it's our "leaders", and our fellow citizens, who have brought about the disaster.

People like *this* credentialed, no-nothing are setting the narrative in the media. WTF is that?

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/pj-gladnick/2015/03/03/ vox-writer-ditch-us-constitution-replace-parliamentary-system

Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2015 08:23 PM (lHHyw)

176 Well, I for one didn't really want a future with Vulcans and Klingons.

The starships were nice, though.

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 08:22 PM (omuEe)


I really wanted to avoid the Romulans. Unfortunately, their dumber cousins the Ronulans have already invaded.

Posted by: steveegg at March 03, 2015 08:24 PM (cL79m)

177 15 I think I'll watch the owlets consume another snake on the Owl Cam.


Many thanks to Anna Puma for letting us know about it. Those birds are fascinating. I keep asking myself - how do they know they should do that?

Posted by: despair at March 03, 2015 08:24 PM (J6suc)

178 It's Lent. I don't drink during lent. I also lose a shit load of weight during lent.



Correlation? da huh

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 03, 2015 08:24 PM (0FSuD)

179 It must be getting close to mating season, our Barred owls were raising hell last night.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 03, 2015 08:25 PM (0FSuD)

180
If entertainment media has taught us anything, outer space is filled with really mean people.

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 08:26 PM (omuEe)

181 76 I'd love to hear Mr. Tyson try to explain how they lifted those huge rocks!

Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at March 03, 2015 07:55 PM (wAQA5)


*Fist bump*

Posted by: Erich von Daniken at March 03, 2015 08:26 PM (oFCZn)

182 Real brave of them, taking out chickens.

Let's see them try that shit with us.

Posted by: Penguins at March 03, 2015 08:26 PM (OVx7B)

183 People like *this* credentialed, no-nothing are setting the narrative in the media. WTF is that?

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/pj-gladnick/2015/03/03/ vox-writer-ditch-us-constitution-replace-parliamentary-system

Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2015 08:23 PM (lHHyw)


And you thought I was joking when I said the bipartisan Party-In-Government would hijack an Article V Convention to recreate the Soviet Constitution.

Posted by: steveegg at March 03, 2015 08:26 PM (cL79m)

184 I've been saying it for a while on my Breitbart sock, so I'll share it now.

Let's create a third party. Call ourselves Liberals, point out that the Founding Fathers were Liberals, that's our word, and our policies are nothing more or less than what this country was founded on: Limited government and fiscal sanity.

Portray ourselves as calm, sober moderates who are only interested in good public policy, and trying to get the Federal Government out of deciding social issues that are properly left to the States or unregulated under our system. Challenge the existing "moderate" positions of unlimited immigration, Amnesty, and so on.

This new party has to fight for the center. Most people still believe the Republicans and Democrats are two separate sides. We can use that belief for our own purposes if we declare ourselves the center. Everyone wants to be moderate, they've been told for years that it's the enlightened thing...

Posted by: Cato at March 03, 2015 08:26 PM (3HxZe)

185
How often did we see the Earthling space noobs run into to cool aliens? Never, really. Everyone else in the Universe is a hostile jerk.

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 08:27 PM (omuEe)

186 Agonizers + Ronulans = Good Idea

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 08:27 PM (bl7+W)

187 Yeah, you missed an epic day at AoS.

I'm placid. I was smiting a 6" steel plate 3 our of four times with my worst 61 year old Chinese piece of crap with just combat sights. Five out of five with 8X optics on my birthday present.

I was in the zone today, to the amazement of the AR kids.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 03, 2015 08:28 PM (rwI+c)

188 Wait, Gen Pet gets convicted for sending his mistress "classified" information, but Hillary uses a non secure email for official State Dept business? No classified information in those, for sure, snarc.



What's wrong with this picture?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 03, 2015 08:28 PM (0FSuD)

189 Uh. "To the right"?

What if one is kicking into the OTHER uprights?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 03, 2015 08:28 PM (DmNpO)

190 "Yeah, you missed an epic day at AoS.

We pretty much went crazy."

Yesterday was depressing. Today was the maniacal rebellion. Bipolar apparently.

Posted by: Serious Sam the Innocent Man at March 03, 2015 08:28 PM (axpxe)

191 E.T. was kinda cute for an alien, no?

Posted by: L, Elle at March 03, 2015 08:29 PM (6J/xZ)

192
173 O'Reilly says that Ben Carson is going to make a "big announcement" tonight on his show.
Posted by: wheatie at March 03, 2015 08:23 PM (XIzXB)

I'm sitting on the edge of my recliner. Another man with no experience wants to be president? Meh

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 08:29 PM (KJLlE)

193 Let's see them try that shit with us.


Posted by: Penguins at March 03, 2015 08:26 PM (OVx7B)

Getting your slippery asses in a barn, that's going to be the problem

Posted by: The Eco Terrorist at March 03, 2015 08:29 PM (0FSuD)

194 Many thanks to Anna Puma for letting us know about it. Those birds are fascinating. I keep asking myself - how do they know they should do that?

lol, that was Jane D'oh, with the crazy eyes.

You don't want to be guilty of confusing the 'Ettes with each other.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 03, 2015 08:29 PM (0NdlF)

195
Wow, I can't imagine anything made in China lasting 61 years.

yeah, yeah, the wall...that's different

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 08:29 PM (omuEe)

196 And you thought I was joking when I said the bipartisan Party-In-Government would hijack an Article V Convention to recreate the Soviet Constitution.

Posted by: steveegg at March 03, 2015 08:26 PM (cL79m)


The South African Constitution is a more likely template...

http://tinyurl.com/ykpqtn8

Posted by: The Constitutional Hat at March 03, 2015 08:30 PM (0Ew3K)

197 Today was the maniacal rebellion. Bipolar apparently.
Posted by: Serious Sam the Innocent Man at March 03, 2015 08:28 PM (axpxe)

Getting good and pissed off is the first step to solving a problem.

Posted by: Cato at March 03, 2015 08:30 PM (3HxZe)

198
191 E.T. was kinda cute for an alien, no?
Posted by: L, Elle

More of an Alf guy. Anyone that eats pussies I mean cats can't be too bad

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 08:30 PM (KJLlE)

199 Re Boehner and his people approving the unfettered DHS bill. Am I the only person who thinks that Congress approving a bill that includes funding for Obama's immigration executive order can be used by the administration in the courts to show congressional approval of the executive order?

Posted by: Davod at March 03, 2015 08:30 PM (FWznJ)

200 Wow, I can't imagine anything made in China lasting 61 years.

In fairness, it probably spent 40 years in a cave in Vietnam or someplace.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 03, 2015 08:30 PM (rwI+c)

201 We pretty much went crazy.

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 08:23 PM (omuEe)

Yes, but now that Valium I bought is kicking in and everyone is mellow.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 03, 2015 08:30 PM (0FSuD)

202 E.T. was kinda cute for an alien, no?

Posted by: L, Elle at March 03, 2015 08:29 PM (6J/xZ)


You don't want to know where ET's finger has been.

Posted by: ALF at March 03, 2015 08:31 PM (cL79m)

203 *blinks*

What was I fingered for?

Speaking of fingers, ET and his glowing finger was just plain creepy. Wait is Hairy Reed ET?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 08:31 PM (bl7+W)

204
Newt got drummed out of Congress for doing exactly what hillary clinton did a few years later.

I give no shit about Petraeus, though. I do, however, care for consistency in the rule of law.

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 08:31 PM (omuEe)

205 The South African Constitution is a more likely template...

http://tinyurl.com/ykpqtn8
Posted by: The Constitutional Hat at March 03, 2015

Mandela necklaces?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 08:31 PM (KJLlE)

206 202 You don't want to know where ET's finger has been.
Posted by: ALF at March 03, 2015 08:31 PM (cL79m)


"Oooooooooh. . ."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2015 08:32 PM (CMkNk)

207 E.T. was kinda cute for an alien, no?

Posted by: L, Elle at March 03, 2015 08:29 PM


I dunno...he had that Ethiopian famine poster child look going.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2015 08:32 PM (052yl)

208 Mork from Ork? Annoying as hell, but Orson wasn't so bad.

Alf was an alien? I thought he was supposed to be a dog of some sort.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 03, 2015 08:32 PM (6J/xZ)

209 John Boehner.

Our own Orange Von Hindenburg.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 03, 2015 08:33 PM (zRby/)

210 ALF = Alien Life Form

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 08:33 PM (bl7+W)

211 Wow, I can't imagine anything made in China lasting 61 years.



How about the ChiCom Party?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2015 08:33 PM (CMkNk)

212 social reform

deportation, for example

http://tinyurl.com/ng7bs4t

norway deported 800+ and violent crime dropped 30%

Posted by: Feh at March 03, 2015 08:33 PM (g/zj9)

213 This: "For Obama, terrorism is, at root, a product of social disintegration.
War may be necessary to contain the spread of Islamic State, for
example, but only social reform can really cure it...."

Is bullshit.

For Obama, terrorism is a problem he isn't intelligent enough to even begin to grasp, and of course it is his co-religionists who are committing most of it, so he doesn't tackle it.

Fuck Obama.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 03, 2015 08:33 PM (72D6h)

214 Phone home, Hairy Reed!

Phone home!

No seriously phone home. We're starving to death down here.

Posted by: The boys in the basement at March 03, 2015 08:33 PM (oFCZn)

215 How about the ChiCom Party?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2015 08:33 PM


Made in USSR, comrade.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2015 08:34 PM (052yl)

216 We'll let you take one for the team there Sharkman.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 08:34 PM (bl7+W)

217 The South African Constitution is a more likely template...

http://tinyurl.com/ykpqtn8
Posted by: The Constitutional Hat at March 03, 2015

Mandela necklaces?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 08:31 PM (KJLlE)


Why just stop at a new United States constitution. Declare a North American Union constitution!

Posted by: The Constitutional Hat at March 03, 2015 08:34 PM (0Ew3K)

218 Alf was a midget furrie. No offense to midgets. I love to watch'm wrestle. Little guys are quick. Shorter radius, faster rate of rotation.

Scientists study these things.

Posted by: Serious Sam the Innocent Man at March 03, 2015 08:34 PM (axpxe)

219 The South African Constitution is a more likely template...

http://tinyurl.com/ykpqtn8

Posted by: The Constitutional Hat at March 03, 2015 08:30 PM (0Ew3K)


The reason I said Soviet is it simultaneously was widely ignored and had provisions that allowed the Communists to ignore the remainder of it.

Posted by: steveegg at March 03, 2015 08:35 PM (cL79m)

220 I like your idea Cato. We need a third forth fifth etc party and see what shakes out. Can't be worse than what we have now.

Posted by: freaked at March 03, 2015 08:35 PM (JdEZJ)

221 Difficult day! So here is some beautiful Philly music to salve all the wounds.

http://bit.ly/1Neg6P7

Posted by: MTF at March 03, 2015 08:35 PM (FCsIb)

222 E.T. was kinda cute for an alien, no?
Posted by: L, Elle


I dunno...he had that Ethiopian famine poster child look going.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState



"For just .30 cents a day you can give this po' chil' a sammich"

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 08:35 PM (HZJjy)

223 Can't be worse than what we have now.
Posted by: freaked at March 03, 2015 08:35 PM (JdEZJ)

Exactly. At this point, what do we have to lose by trying something different? Doing the same thing over and over again isn't working.

Posted by: Cato at March 03, 2015 08:36 PM (3HxZe)

224 Exactly. At this point, what do we have to lose by trying something different? Doing the same thing over and over again isn't working.

Posted by: Cato at March 03, 2015 08:36 PM (3HxZe)


It's also insanity.

Posted by: Albert Einstein at March 03, 2015 08:37 PM (cL79m)

225 I always thought ET looked like a turtle without a shell. Kinda like Mitch.

Posted by: freaked at March 03, 2015 08:37 PM (JdEZJ)

226 E.T. was kinda cute for an alien, no?
Posted by: L, Elle


Ack! Ack ack!**

**Martian for "I'd hit it."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2015 08:37 PM (CMkNk)

227
That's what gets me about some of these tv/movie aliens.

Look at E.T. and tell me how a civilization of his kind could be productive? Look at his stubby arms and legs. How is that body type even remotely functional?

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 08:37 PM (omuEe)

228 Not your typical demon overlord

http://www.e2046.com/product/Zect/22681/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 08:37 PM (bl7+W)

229 I say again: Tyson is a product of affirmative action. The signs are there for anyone experienced in the ways of academia: he gets into grad school, postdocs (IIRC), between them produces essentially bupkis, then goes on to a popsci gig as the curator of a planetarium (again, IIRC).


The career trajectory fairly screams "affirmative action no talent scientist wannabe who couldn't cut it in research."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 03, 2015 08:38 PM (oKE6c)

230 >>> Alf was a midget furrie.
Posted by: Serious Sam the Innocent Man at March 03, 2015 08:34 PM (axpxe)

ALF as an alien is implausible. You guys are bamboozling me. I'm going with the midget furrie theory.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 03, 2015 08:38 PM (6J/xZ)

231 How about the conservatives in the house pull a coup on the tanned one and vote for Pelosi as speaker. If the leadership is going to act like Dems give it to the Dems.

Posted by: Kentucky Kid at March 03, 2015 08:38 PM (1weFB)

232
You telling me that a bunch of skinny blobs with short twiggy arms can build an interstellar space ship?

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 08:38 PM (omuEe)

233
"For just .30 cents a day you can give this po' chil' a sammich"

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 08:35 PM


Sally Struthers...is that you?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2015 08:38 PM (052yl)

234
My, but that glorified planetarium gift shop director, NdGT is a banal triteness spewer...

...I would fcuking love to bust some science over his addlepated pate.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at March 03, 2015 08:38 PM (bWFHa)

235 I keep waiting for the reveal of the tactical brilliance of the Republicans.

Whoa, this is some good hash....

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 03, 2015 08:39 PM (YCAMY)

236 218 Alf was a midget furrie.

Boy did you pick the wrong blog on which to disrespect that particular minority.

Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2015 08:40 PM (qyomX)

237 They aren't stupid. They meant this result

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 03, 2015 08:40 PM (zRh0A)

238 For just .30 cents a day

Or you could stock up on ammo!

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 03, 2015 08:41 PM (0NdlF)

239 Whoa, this is some good hash....


YMCAeY

Posted by: freaked at March 03, 2015 08:41 PM (JdEZJ)

240
So what's next on the Republican Congress' agenda?

Oh that's right, they don't have an agenda. So what's next on obama's agenda that the Republican Congress will half-heartedly oppose and then agree to?

Oh, yeah, that's right, fighting ISIS and pushing Ukraine into war.

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 08:41 PM (omuEe)

241 172

*fist bump*

Posted by: Steve McCroskey at March 03, 2015 08:23 PM (DNTer)


I gotta admit that the cravings for booze are tempered greatly by the glue sniffing. Thanks for that tip!

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 03, 2015 08:41 PM (+FyX1)

242 lol, that was Jane D'oh, with the crazy eyes.

You don't want to be guilty of confusing the 'Ettes with each other.


It was Anna, about a month ago. I'm sure of it.

Posted by: despair at March 03, 2015 08:41 PM (J6suc)

243 This should cure L.Elle of ever saying Furry again

http://www.e2046.com/product/18737

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 08:42 PM (bl7+W)

244 204
Newt got drummed out of Congress for doing exactly what hillary clinton did a few years later.

I give no shit about Petraeus, though. I do, however, care for consistency in the rule of law.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Scott Walker John Doe investigations

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 08:42 PM (HHawz)

245 The "Liberal" name in my idea is a tip of the hat to who many of us actually are, or in my case, who my parents were: Reagan Democrats. Actual Liberals that left the Democrat plantation when they completely abandoned our foundational principles for the poison of Progressivism.

The Republican Party seemed like a good home to us while we had people like Reagan here, but the toxic wannabe political power player type like Boehner and McConnell have won - and the media has convinced people that they're what Conservative means. Holding onto that label does us no good.

Posted by: Cato at March 03, 2015 08:42 PM (3HxZe)

246 237 They aren't stupid. They meant this result

Yeah, that's why I'm not getting all the surprise today. We knew they were pro-amnesty last year. We knew they were pro-amnesty when we voted. We just figured that it would be better to have seriously-flawed R in power rather than D. But not on this issue.

Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2015 08:42 PM (qyomX)

247 MOVE TO WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!

Oh-Oooohhh!!

Posted by: Sam Kinison at March 03, 2015 08:42 PM (16bOT)

248 >>>> Look at E.T. and tell me how a civilization of his kind could be productive? Look at his stubby arms and legs. How is that body type even remotely functional?
Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 08:37 PM (omuEe)

Yeah, you're right. I really can't do the willing suspension of disbelief for alien movies. Everytime, they reveal the alien, it ruins it. That Tom Cruise remake of War of the Worlds is a good example. The aliens looked like Imperial Walkers.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 03, 2015 08:42 PM (6J/xZ)

249 Sally Struthers...is that you?



The other fat guy.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 08:43 PM (HZJjy)

250 Or you could stock up on ammo!

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 03, 2015 08:41 PM (0NdlF)

Maybe two weeks ago, NOT NOW.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 03, 2015 08:43 PM (0FSuD)

251 208

Alf was an alien? I thought he was supposed to be a dog of some sort.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 03, 2015 08:32 PM (6J/xZ)


Nope. If that were the case, the show would be called "Arf."

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 03, 2015 08:43 PM (+FyX1)

252 The reason I said Soviet is it simultaneously was widely ignored and had provisions that allowed the Communists to ignore the remainder of it.

Posted by: steveegg at March 03, 2015 08:35 PM (cL79m)


Unlike the USSR Constituitons, the South Africa Constitution empowers, if not outright dictates, Progressive policies.

Read through it.

It is evil.

Posted by: The Constitutional Hat at March 03, 2015 08:43 PM (0Ew3K)

253
So what's next on the Republican Congress' agenda?



Bend over.

Posted by: Cy Borg at March 03, 2015 08:43 PM (JdEZJ)

254 I don't want to conserve this crap. I'm a radical.

Posted by: Feh at March 03, 2015 08:44 PM (g/zj9)

255 Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2015 08:42 PM (qyomX)

It's less surprise than it is outrage, frustration, and disenfranchisement coming to a boil.

Posted by: Cato at March 03, 2015 08:44 PM (3HxZe)

256 Or you could stock up on ammo!




It'd take a week to load the Tracker!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 08:44 PM (HZJjy)

257 Posted by: despair at March 03, 2015 08:41 PM (J6suc)

Huh, maybe Jane's been running with it since? Haven't been following the threads as much as I used to.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 03, 2015 08:44 PM (0NdlF)

258 Whole lotta Whigs on this site. Oh no we mustn't abandon the party we have to stay with the party even as the leadership again caves and pushes through a vote that every single democrat votes yes for. Yeah that there screams that they are a serious party in opposition to obama's agenda.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 03, 2015 08:44 PM (1thmY)

259 254 I don't want to conserve this crap. I'm a radical.
Posted by: Feh at March 03, 2015 08:44 PM (g/zj9)

And there you go. We're not Conservatives anymore. The Conservatives have left us, they want to conserve the bathwater and throw out the baby.

Posted by: Cato at March 03, 2015 08:45 PM (3HxZe)

260 Calling Neil de Grasse Tyson a "master" of Science is reverse racism...

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at March 03, 2015 08:45 PM (jpO06)

261 a president with such a cosmopolitan outlook and so much eagerness to engage the world



Polite characterization, but he doesn't have a cosmopolitan outlook, he has a Third World outlook, and lots of rubes are eager to engage the world, so that proves nothing.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 03, 2015 08:45 PM (oKE6c)

262 No way, I'm looking at that furrie link. Learned my lesson with Lemon Party. Thanks, Garrett.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 03, 2015 08:45 PM (6J/xZ)

263 It'd take a week to load the Tracker!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03

As in Geo Tracker?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 08:46 PM (HHawz)

264 234 My, but that glorified planetarium gift shop director, NdGT is a banal triteness spewer...

...I would fcuking love to bust some science over his addlepated pate.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at March 03, 2015 08:38 PM (bWFHa)




I see you share my disdain for him as a scientist.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 03, 2015 08:46 PM (oKE6c)

265 And there you go. We're not Conservatives anymore. The Conservatives have left us, they want to conserve the bathwater and throw out the baby.

So we're a smart military reactionary blog now?

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at March 03, 2015 08:46 PM (0NdlF)

266 The Tom Cruise War of the Worlds had so many issues.

All the Martian war machines were already hidden on Earth and not a single one was discovered. Still remember when that one human suffered exsanguination, far more blood spurted out than a human carries. EMP but their mini-van and a camcorder still work.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 08:46 PM (bl7+W)

267 258 Whole lotta Whigs on this site. Oh no we mustn't abandon the party we have to stay with the party even as the leadership again caves and pushes through a vote that every single democrat votes yes for. Yeah that there screams that they are a serious party in opposition to obama's agenda.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 03, 2015 08:44 PM (1thmY)

Nailed it, and all we can do is do what the Republicans did to the Whigs. Form a new party that'll siphon off most of their voters and draw the dissilusioned back in. The Republicans did it so well that within a few years, the Whigs had faded into the pages of history altogether.

Posted by: Cato at March 03, 2015 08:46 PM (3HxZe)

268
And look at the aliens in Edge Of Tomorrow!

What the hell were those things and how the hell could they ever survive on Earth?

Humans and other Earth creatures are suited for the terrain. A giant squid-beetle with no hands/thumbs isn't really conducive to our planet.

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 08:46 PM (omuEe)

269 Best line in the linked article:

"The American president's blindness to geopolitical realities is rooted in an unexamined confidence in his own moral superiority, Netanyahu believes."

Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2015 08:47 PM (qyomX)

270 As in Geo Tracker?



Taurus. .30 cents a round/day.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 08:47 PM (HZJjy)

271 "reactionary"

what isn't

Posted by: Feh at March 03, 2015 08:47 PM (g/zj9)

272 Unlike the USSR Constituitons, the South Africa Constitution empowers, if not outright dictates, Progressive policies.

Read through it.

It is evil.

Posted by: The Constitutional Hat at March 03, 2015 08:43 PM (0Ew3K)



There are times I wonder if the bruthas are capable of effective self-government, since there's no example extant.


Of course, since 2009, I've been wondering the same thing about Americans generally.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 03, 2015 08:47 PM (oKE6c)

273 Posted by: Buzzion at March 03, 2015 08:44 PM (1thmY)

But it was, wait for it..........



Bipartisanship

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 08:48 PM (HHawz)

274 >>...a president with such a cosmopolitan outlook and so much eagerness to engage the world.

Yeah, in a "Bring me some interesting Italians" sort of way. And, like, to check out the local golf courses. Actually working with other world leaders (the kinda who won't sit by as he lectures them on this or that)...not so much.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2015 08:48 PM (lHHyw)

275 Oh I forgot the /////

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 08:48 PM (HHawz)

276 If someone is saying I linked to the owl cam, uh no. I never linked to it. Jane D'Oh did.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 08:48 PM (bl7+W)

277 On this difficult day I offer up some sweet Philly music, made by people who understand the art.

Enjoy.

bit.ly/1Neg6P7

Posted by: MTF, Bring On the Art. 5 Convention! at March 03, 2015 08:49 PM (FCsIb)

278 >>>>Still remember when that one human suffered exsanguination, far more blood spurted out than a human carries. EMP but their mini-van and a camcorder still work.



So you're saying that they went the Uwe Boll Bloodrayne method of human anatomy. We're not meat sacks, we're blood sacks.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 03, 2015 08:50 PM (1thmY)

279 269 Best line in the linked article:

"The American president's blindness to geopolitical realities is rooted in an unexamined confidence in his own moral superiority, Netanyahu believes."

Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2015 08:47 PM (qyomX)




We published on this long ago. How many times do we have to bring it up?

Posted by: Dunning and Kruger at March 03, 2015 08:50 PM (oKE6c)

280 Today was James Doohan's birthday in 1920.

http://youtu.be/fQGPPU-MuYQ

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 08:50 PM (bl7+W)

281 271 "reactionary"

what isn't
Posted by: Feh at March 03, 2015 08:47 PM (g/zj9)

Reactionary as a perjorative means "you're not supposed to do anything about our actions. Lie down and take it."

The 3 choices are act, react, surrender. If I can't be the one who's acting, I'm reacting, because fuck number 3.

Posted by: Cato at March 03, 2015 08:50 PM (3HxZe)

282 You know what this country really needs? A Black surgeon as our next president.



NOT.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 03, 2015 08:51 PM (0FSuD)

283 So you're saying that they went the Uwe Boll Bloodrayne method of human anatomy. We're not meat sacks, we're blood sacks.

Stay away from sharp pointy objects.

*pricks finger*

Ah, cra-

*sprays blood all over thread*

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at March 03, 2015 08:52 PM (0NdlF)

284 a president with ... so much eagerness to engage the world



Especially hot blonde Danish Prime Ministers.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 03, 2015 08:52 PM (oKE6c)

285 MH your hash HHawz sounds like Billy harfing up a boulder.

Posted by: Cy Borg at March 03, 2015 08:52 PM (JdEZJ)

286
I'm pretty much a meat-stick. We all are.

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 08:52 PM (omuEe)

287 So you're saying that they went the Uwe Boll Bloodrayne method of human anatomy. We're not meat sacks, we're blood sacks.


I thought we were ugly bags of mostly water.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 03, 2015 08:53 PM (UVfht)

288 I'm pretty much a meat-stick. We all are.
Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 08:52 PM (omuEe)

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

Posted by: Cato at March 03, 2015 08:53 PM (3HxZe)

289
I'm mostly water. And steak, and chicken, and tuna, and broccoli.

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 08:53 PM (omuEe)

290 I thought we were ugly bags of mostly water.

With red food coloring.

Unless you're in a black and white movie. Then it's chocolate syrup.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at March 03, 2015 08:54 PM (0NdlF)

291 Unlike the USSR Constituitons, the South Africa Constitution empowers, if not outright dictates, Progressive policies.

Read through it.

It is evil.

Posted by: The Constitutional Hat at March 03, 2015 08:43 PM (0Ew3K)


May I refer you to Articles 10-27 of the 1977 Soviet Constitution?

Posted by: steveegg at March 03, 2015 08:54 PM (cL79m)

292 286 I'm pretty much a meat-stick. We all are.

I am a meat popsicle.

Posted by: Korben Dallas at March 03, 2015 08:54 PM (qyomX)

293
Okay kids. Off to bed early.

Keep it IS-real.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2015 08:54 PM (CMkNk)

294 285 MH your hash HHawz sounds like Billy harfing up a boulder.
Posted by: Cy Borg at March 03, 2015

You can thank Ace & Pixie for that

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 08:54 PM (HHawz)

295 We published on this long ago. How many times do we have to bring it up?



How many times you got?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 08:54 PM (HZJjy)

296 >>> Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 08:46 PM (bl7+W)

Best part of the movie was when Tom Cruise kills Tim Robbins. I liked that.

I kinda liked Edge of Tomorrow, but, yes, again, pitiful
representation of aliens.

What about Signs and the upright lizard aliens? I liked that movie too.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 03, 2015 08:54 PM (6J/xZ)

297 Nite JJ

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 08:54 PM (HHawz)

298 Give me a fulcrum and a lever long enough, and I could move Moochelle's ass.

Science, baby!

Posted by: de grassy tyson at March 03, 2015 08:54 PM (JCdoo)

299
Thanks, Ace, for creating this blog. I have no idea what I woulda done all these years without it.

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 08:54 PM (omuEe)

300 I'm done with amateurs. We need a hard man

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 03, 2015 08:55 PM (zOTsN)

301 Signs - aliens invade a planet where their Wicked Witch of the West weakness can be found.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 08:55 PM (bl7+W)

302 I thought we were ugly bags of mostly water.




Gas.

(pardon me)

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 08:55 PM (HZJjy)

303
I mean besides maybe learn a foreign language -- get a master's degree -- or maybe earn a black belt...

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 08:55 PM (omuEe)

304 Unless you're in a black and white movie. Then it's chocolate syrup.

Bosco, for when you have to bleed your very best.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 03, 2015 08:56 PM (UVfht)

305 What crazy person keeps glasses of water all over the house?!

Posted by: Melting Alien at March 03, 2015 08:56 PM (0NdlF)

306 Well do it before they clamp down on the internet. Last chance.

Posted by: SarahW at March 03, 2015 08:56 PM (Lbv/k)

307 188 I suggest not taking election advice from the toilet hobo. Afterall he's mr. I won't vote for Romney because principles.
Posted by: buzzion at August 10, 2013 12:17 PM (LI48c)


http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=342390#c21020425

Here's your crow, Mr Buzzion.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 03, 2015 08:56 PM (AVEe1)

308
300 I'm done with amateurs. We need a hard man
Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 03, 2015 08:55 PM (zOTsN)

Joe Biden with a Viagra. Yeah, that should do it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 08:56 PM (HHawz)

309 If they think they're gonna draft me, they're crazy.
Ha Ha HHawz

Posted by: Cy Borg at March 03, 2015 08:56 PM (JdEZJ)

310 Ugh

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 03, 2015 08:57 PM (zOTsN)

311 That there is a movement to get Ben Carson to run is proof that we have our own conservative dummy LIVs.

A nice man. The media will eat him alive. Has no business running for POTUS.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 03, 2015 08:57 PM (6J/xZ)

312 300 I'm done with amateurs. We need a hard man

Not a problem. Wait, is Hillary out of town?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 03, 2015 08:57 PM (qyomX)

313
Romney was doomed from the getgo. He hired Democrats to run his campaign.

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 08:57 PM (omuEe)

314 More than 5 and a quarter, Lil bill

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 03, 2015 08:58 PM (zOTsN)

315
301 Signs - aliens invade a planet where their Wicked Witch of the West weakness can be found.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 08:55 PM (bl7+W)


And not wearing protective clothing.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 03, 2015 08:59 PM (z/Ubi)

316 This seems right up TPH's anime alley. Moo! *thud*

http://www.e2046.com/product/21004

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 08:59 PM (bl7+W)

317
I was trying to find the SNL Julia Childs skit but no dice. You know the one...

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 03, 2015 08:59 PM (iQIUe)

318 314 More than 5 and a quarter, Lil bill

Never had any complaints. Except from that Willey chick.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 03, 2015 08:59 PM (qyomX)

319 313
Romney was doomed from the getgo. He hired Democrats to run his campaign.
Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 08:57 PM (omuEe)

Rome: "Hey, we need to hire a general to sack Carthage. Is Hannibal a free agent? Can we get him?"

Posted by: Cato at March 03, 2015 08:59 PM (3HxZe)

320 Remember: if the enemy is within range, so are you... unless you are the *ta da* Outarange Guy.

Posted by: Outarange Guy at March 03, 2015 09:00 PM (XBF+S)

321 317 I was trying to find the SNL Julia Childs skit but no dice. You know the one...

https://screen.yahoo.com/french-chef-000000398.html

Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2015 09:00 PM (qyomX)

322 Unlike the USSR Constituitons, the South Africa Constitution empowers, if not outright dictates, Progressive policies.

Read through it.

It is evil.

Posted by: The Constitutional Hat at March 03, 2015 08:43 PM (0Ew3K)

May I refer you to Articles 10-27 of the 1977 Soviet Constitution?

Posted by: steveegg at March 03, 2015 08:54 PM (cL79m)


The South Africa Constitution is like SJWs on crack.

Check our Chapters I, II, and III:

http://tinyurl.com/ykpqtn8

Posted by: The Constitutional Hat at March 03, 2015 09:01 PM (0Ew3K)

323 MSNBC is creaming itself over Hillary at Emily's List dinner

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 03, 2015 09:01 PM (zOTsN)

324 Romney was doomed from the getgo. He hired Democrats to run his campaign.

I stopped giving a shit about him when I heard about how ORCA failed.

Great business leadership there, bub. You weren't called to lose gracefully. Quit sucking up the oxygen of more useful politicians.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 03, 2015 09:01 PM (0NdlF)

325 Cream of Hillary at Emily's dinner?

Eeewww....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 09:01 PM (bl7+W)

326 Let us remember that some of our Republican Senate leaders are the type of Republican who doesn't want it know that they prefer unprotected anal sex with multiple partners.

Posted by: Outarange Guy at March 03, 2015 09:01 PM (XBF+S)

327 I'm done with amateurs. We need a hard man

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 03, 2015 08:55 PM (zOTsN)


If you don't mind a "slight" bend to the left,....

Posted by: S(l)ick Willie at March 03, 2015 09:02 PM (cL79m)

328 309 If they think they're gonna draft me, they're crazy.
Ha Ha HHawz
Posted by: Cy Borg at March 03, 2015 08:5

Oh fuck I'm gonna need a truss.

I should listen to it. That LP always lifts my spirit when I'm down

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 09:02 PM (HHawz)

329 This seems right up TPH's anime alley. Moo! *thud*

http://www.e2046.com/product/21004

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 08:59 PM (bl7+W)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki5tvfYqnuc

Posted by: The Milkin' Hat at March 03, 2015 09:03 PM (0Ew3K)

330 I stopped giving a shit about him when I heard about how ORCA failed.

I figured Romney out as a nonentity about a month too early I guess.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 03, 2015 09:03 PM (AVEe1)

331 The South African Constitution

Boogity boogity!

Posted by: Richard Pryor at March 03, 2015 09:04 PM (YCAMY)

332 I should listen to it. That LP always lifts my spirit when I'm down.



We used to call that "Climbing the mountain"

Posted by: freaked at March 03, 2015 09:04 PM (JdEZJ)

333
Alternate post title:

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Is The Real Chauncey Gardner

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 09:04 PM (omuEe)

334 "Elastic & Inelastic Collisions. Spin-stabilized projectiles. " - NDT
----------------------------

So..., pretty much the stuff that Daniel Boone understood perfectly well, but NDT is just now observing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2015 09:04 PM (eeTCA)

335 We used to call that "Climbing the mountain"
Posted by: freaked at March 03, 2015 09:04 PM (JdEZJ

Anyone for a frozen beef pie?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 09:05 PM (HHawz)

336 >>> I stopped giving a shit about him when I heard about how ORCA failed.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 03, 2015 09:01 PM (0NdlF)

No shit. Genius business man was watching CNN to figure out how he was doing on election night.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 03, 2015 09:05 PM (6J/xZ)

337 The South Africa Constitution is like SJWs on crack.

Check our Chapters I, II, and III:

http://tinyurl.com/ykpqtn8

Posted by: The Constitutional Hat at March 03, 2015 09:01 PM (0Ew3K)


You're going to make me quote the Soviet Constitution, aren't you? Trust me - South Africa's Constitution plays second fiddle on the SJW front.

Posted by: steveegg at March 03, 2015 09:05 PM (cL79m)

338
Hey for all we know, Romney won.

I mean, we know that a lot of obama's votes were fraudulent.

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 09:05 PM (omuEe)

339 Are you being served?

http://www.e2046.com/product/Roller+Maid/18388/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 09:06 PM (bl7+W)

340 NDT: "Sy-unce means you must suck my c**k. Or, we 69, if you're young enough."

Posted by: Outarange Guy at March 03, 2015 09:06 PM (XBF+S)

341 Rachel.Madow going on about Kansas neo nazi that shot up a pre school and that he ran for office

Now talking about Schweike suicide



See. Conservatives are antisemitic.


And this is why i.will.never ever vote for these people

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 03, 2015 09:06 PM (zOTsN)

342 Here's a science question.......okay maybe is part math too. How many hydrocodone and/or tramadol pills will make me, I mean you, a person in general, not care about this for a few days...or maybe weeks?

If your hydrocodone is mixed with acetaminophen, as it normally is, taking even slightly too many will mean you won't care about anything ever again. That stuff is WAY more dangerous than opiates/narcotics. Got a much bigger body count too.

Tramadol? Bitch, please. You might as well down Tic-Tacs for all the good they'll do ya.

Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at March 03, 2015 09:06 PM (faQdQ)

343 You know that spiral of water in your tub drain? Physics. Feel free to tweet this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2015 09:06 PM (l1zOH)

344 when I was a kid I was a little horror/sci fi movie guru. I liked them all . some obscure movies were I was a teenaged werewolf staring Michael Landon of Bonanza Fame. another was the man in the iron mask. was scary as hell for a 9 year old. Vincent Price with the Pit and the Pendulum was good as well.

Posted by: Regular guy formerly LBJ at March 03, 2015 09:07 PM (XYKz+)

345 Hey for all we know, Romney won.

And if Romney wasn't able to fight the fraud, he's even more useless than I think he is.

Ran on being a Nice Mormon. Nice does not defeat enemies, stop corruption, or preserve liberty. Waste of time and money.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 03, 2015 09:07 PM (0NdlF)

346
It sure is odd how an incumbent with a below 50% approval rating and record-high unemployment could win so many states.

Just saying..

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 09:07 PM (omuEe)

347 "Elastic & Inelastic Collisions. Spin-stabilized projectiles. " - NDT
----------------------------
So..., pretty much the stuff that Daniel Boone understood perfectly well, but NDT is just now observing.


aka, Kentucky Windage.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 09:07 PM (HZJjy)

348 It's her lead story



Boy they must be afraid of Netanyahu

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 03, 2015 09:08 PM (zOTsN)

349 'Anyone for a frozen beef pie?'


Any time. Ya know it's too bad we can't send Billy to Mohammad cause he would just crush em.

Posted by: freaked at March 03, 2015 09:08 PM (JdEZJ)

350 Better stop criticizing Obama. You're a Democrat now, or were you LYING?

Posted by: Adjoran at March 03, 2015 09:08 PM (QIQ6j)

351 when I lived in NJ I learned to splash cold water on my mirror to shave after a shower. when I lived in FL I needed to use hot water due to change in climate....so that's something huh?

Posted by: Regular guy formerly LBJ at March 03, 2015 09:09 PM (XYKz+)

352 348 Boy they must be afraid of Netanyahu

Yes. The real lead story of the day: "Netanyahu scares the living crap out of Democrats."

Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2015 09:10 PM (qyomX)

353 If your hydrocodone is mixed with acetaminophen, as it normally is, taking even slightly too many will mean you won't care about anything ever again. That stuff is WAY
more dangerous than opiates/narcotics.



Wisdom tooth pulled at 10:30. One Tylenol 4 every two hours. Went to work that afternoon.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 09:11 PM (HZJjy)

354 This news flash from NBC News ...


So how does the regular man size up? The mean length of a flaccid penis is 3.6 inches, and the mean length of an erection is 5.16 inches, according to a paper titled "Am I Normal?" published Tuesday in the British Journal of Urology.

Posted by: Harry Reems at March 03, 2015 09:11 PM (e8kgV)

355 Unlike the USSR Constituitons, the South Africa Constitution empowers, if not outright dictates, Progressive policies.

Read through it.

It is evil.


Nah, can't be. Our esteemed Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg assures me it is much superior to the outdated US model.

Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at March 03, 2015 09:11 PM (faQdQ)

356
Florida, Ohio, and Virginia all fell to obama -- inexplicably.

But Romney still would've come up 4 electoral votes short, so he would've need New Mexico, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 09:11 PM (omuEe)

357 Posted by: Adjoran at March 03, 2015 09:08 PM (QIQ6j)



Troll.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 03, 2015 09:12 PM (z/Ubi)

358 It only hurts when I think of what could have been!

Posted by: tbd at March 03, 2015 09:12 PM (csPpp)

359 Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 09:11 PM (HZJjy)

Sometimes life is over rated

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 09:13 PM (HHawz)

360 Yes. The real lead story of the day: "Netanyahu scares the living crap out of Democrats."

Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2015 09:10 PM (qyomX)


Not really. They smeared him. Probably without consequence.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 03, 2015 09:13 PM (8zCR+)

361 Little known fact s. LBJ always traveled with a case of Cutty Sark and was known in his inner circle as EL BJ for his extra curricular activities with WH interns....

Posted by: Regular guy formerly EL BJ at March 03, 2015 09:13 PM (XYKz+)

362 Missouri republicans are now all antisemites. See?

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 03, 2015 09:13 PM (zOTsN)

363 when I lived in NJ I learned to splash cold water on my mirror to shave after a shower. when I lived in FL I needed to use hot water due to change in climate....so that's something huh?
Posted by: Regular
-------------------

Condensation is due to relative humidity and temperature/dew point. Physics. You're welcome.

Posted by: All-seeing, all knowing , brilliant science guy, NDT at March 03, 2015 09:13 PM (l1zOH)

364 Watching the BiBi speech for libs was probably the equivalent of throwing holy water on a demonically possessed person. They lie so much that they react violently when they hear someone forcefully speak the truth.

At least we got that one good thing today.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 03, 2015 09:13 PM (6J/xZ)

365 Little known fact s. LBJ always traveled with a case of Cutty Sark ..
--------------------

Slacker. I traveled with a carload of J&B Rare on my train trips.

Posted by: Jackie Gleason at March 03, 2015 09:15 PM (l1zOH)

366 Sometimes life is over rated



I came into this world kicking, screaming and covered in someone else's blood.

I'm going out the same way.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 09:15 PM (HZJjy)

367 Nevermind it was a Republican denouncing it.from the pulpit whilst delivering the eulogy

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 03, 2015 09:15 PM (zOTsN)

368 At least we got that one good thing today.



It did feel pretty good when he said he knew Americans stand with Israel. Too bad TFG doesn't feel that way.

Posted by: freaked at March 03, 2015 09:16 PM (JdEZJ)

369 Hey I have an idea!1 Lets all cross the southern border heading south!1 that would really fuck up the MSM Who's with me?

Posted by: John Blutarski at March 03, 2015 09:16 PM (XYKz+)

370 360 They smeared him.

Well of course they did. That's how you know they're scared.

Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2015 09:17 PM (qyomX)

371 369 Hey I have an idea!1 Lets all cross the southern border heading south!1 that would really fuck up the MSM Who's with me?
Posted by: John Blutarski at March 03, 2015 09:16 PM (XYKz+)

I have a better idea. The Horde claims to be one of the Tribes of Israel.

Posted by: Cato at March 03, 2015 09:17 PM (3HxZe)

372 Wisdom tooth pulled at 10:30. One Tylenol 4 every two hours. Went to work that afternoon.

Yes, but you weren't deliberately using it to become insensate which was the context of the original question, was it not?



Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at March 03, 2015 09:17 PM (faQdQ)

373 I went from not caring much about NDT to actively hating him.His groupies are worse than he is.

Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2015 09:18 PM (KETbL)

374 Obama, "I guarantee that when we make a deal with Iran, it will be the best way to ensure they don't get a weapon. Oh... and did I mention, you can keep your insurance."

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Draft Sheriff Clarke '16) at March 03, 2015 09:18 PM (BZAd3)

375 Who's with me?
Posted by: John Blutarski


Road trip!

Posted by: freaked at March 03, 2015 09:18 PM (JdEZJ)

376 Sometimes life is over rated

The Packers will be ok, don't worry so much. Dip a brush.

Posted by: dartist at March 03, 2015 09:18 PM (ahBY0)

377 365
Little known fact s. LBJ always traveled with a case of Cutty Sark ..


That figures, only a redneck from TX would drink that rot gut.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 03, 2015 09:18 PM (0FSuD)

378 If they really wanted hurt him, the should've ignored it. Or laughed. Rage means losing

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 03, 2015 09:18 PM (zOTsN)

379 Bottom line: Is it farther from Tel Aviv to the epicenter of bacha bazi, than it is from the epicenter of FGM/C to Minneapolis?
OK, trick question.
But think about it.
Clearly, the question before us is not merely theological. All are People of the Book, according to Die Fragestellung.
What is the difference?
Faith?
Female sexual pleasure?
Are the two the same?

Posted by: Outarange Guy at March 03, 2015 09:19 PM (XBF+S)

380
I have a better idea. The Horde claims to be one of the Tribes of Israel.

Posted by: Cato at March 03, 2015 09:17 PM (3HxZe)

But we are aren't we?

Posted by: John Blutarski at March 03, 2015 09:19 PM (XYKz+)

381 Missouri republicans are now all antisemites. See?

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 03, 2015 09:13 PM (zOTsN)


Exactly, the performance of the Congressional Democrats today notwithstanding. Amazing how that works.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 03, 2015 09:20 PM (8zCR+)

382 I'm so pissed my hair is on fire. Bibi got a longer standing ovation than all of mine. There will be payback, I warned him. He needs to respect my black side. R E S P E C T.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1vKDM7wfiA

Posted by: Obama (signed with autopen) at March 03, 2015 09:21 PM (WNERA)

383 376 Sometimes life is over rated

The Packers will be ok, don't worry so much. Dip a brush.
Posted by: dartist at March 03, 2015 09:18 PM (ahBY0)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 09:21 PM (HHawz)

384 >>> The Horde claims to be one of the Tribes of Israel.

I'm not getting snipped anytime soon.

Posted by: fluffy at March 03, 2015 09:21 PM (Ua6T/)

385 Interesting Times are here folks. Remember that prosperity and peace are not the natural state of humans.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 03, 2015 09:21 PM (YCAMY)

386 280 Today was James Doohan's birthday in 1920.

http://youtu.be/fQGPPU-MuYQ
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 03, 2015 08:50 PM (bl7+W)



Huh. My dad was born the same day.

Posted by: rickl at March 03, 2015 09:22 PM (sdi6R)

387 Lord they need to stop dragging Gabby Gifford on stage

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 03, 2015 09:22 PM (zOTsN)

388 385 Interesting Times are here folks. Remember that prosperity and peace are not the natural state of humans.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 03, 2015 09:21 PM (YCAMY)

I'm reminded of that old Heinlein quote about people who rise above and change the world getting beaten down, hounded out, and murdered... then everything falling apart again. "This is known as bad luck."

Posted by: Cato at March 03, 2015 09:23 PM (3HxZe)

389 Obama wants his 'negotiations' to fail.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 03, 2015 09:23 PM (MMC8r)

390 You're going to make me quote the Soviet Constitution, aren't you? Trust me - South Africa's Constitution plays second fiddle on the SJW front.

Posted by: steveegg at March 03, 2015 09:05 PM (cL79m)


I read both. South Africa's is far far worse. It mandates political correctness. Not just lownership by the state, but outright SOCIAL JUSTICE in a way the Soviet constitution doesn't

Posted by: The Constituional Hat at March 03, 2015 09:23 PM (0Ew3K)

391 Little known fact s. LBJ always traveled with a case of Cutty Sark ..
--------------------

Slacker. I traveled with a carload of J&B Rare on my train trips.
Posted by: Jackie Gleason at March 03, 2015 09:15 PM (l1zOH)

You're both wimps.

Posted by: John Boehner at March 03, 2015 09:23 PM (BZAd3)

392 LBJ once held Marie Harf by her ears...
He was quoted as saying..."Good Lord, I am like the next guy. I like a little stupid with my pussy but this is ridiculous!"

Posted by: tbd at March 03, 2015 09:24 PM (csPpp)

393 >>
Lord they need to stop dragging Gabby Gifford on stage

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit

Charlie McCarthy is in a museum now.

Posted by: Aviator at March 03, 2015 09:24 PM (sQzB6)

394 If they really wanted hurt him, the should've ignored it. Or laughed. Rage means losing

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 03, 2015 09:18 PM (zOTsN)


I disagree, the rage is because someone dared to defy them. They aren't used to that.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 03, 2015 09:24 PM (8zCR+)

395 Today was James Doohan's birthday in 1920.



Today was his birthday in 1921 also.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 09:24 PM (HZJjy)

396 I read both. South Africa's is far far worse. It mandates political correctness. Not just lownership by the state, but outright SOCIAL JUSTICE in a way the Soviet constitution doesn't
Posted by: The Constituional Hat at March 03, 2015 09:23 PM (0Ew3K)

Social Justice is just mob rule with some spin.

Posted by: Cato at March 03, 2015 09:24 PM (3HxZe)

397 Held her by the ears?????


Was she on her knees

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at March 03, 2015 09:25 PM (zOTsN)

398 390 I read both. South Africa's is far far worse. It mandates political correctness. Not just lownership by the state, but outright SOCIAL JUSTICE in a way the Soviet constitution doesn't

The Soviet Constitution was a press release; a document with as much to do with how the actual governance of the Soviet Union functioned as your average issue of Cosmopolitan.

Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2015 09:25 PM (qyomX)

399 >> Rage means losing

Zactly, ThunderB. I hope Barky goes to sleep tonight hearing the thunderous applause ringing in his ears that BiBi received today and that he can't get his own supporters to sit through 5 mins of his speeches anymore.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 03, 2015 09:26 PM (6J/xZ)

400 394 I disagree, the rage is because someone dared to defy them. They aren't used to that.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 03, 2015 09:24 PM


Let's help them get used to it.

Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2015 09:26 PM (qyomX)

401 >>>That figures, only a redneck from TX would drink that rot gut.


Hey! Sure I drink Valu-rite out of the hobo bota but I do have my standards.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 03, 2015 09:26 PM (YCAMY)

402 >>Was she on her knees


Do bears live in the woods?

Posted by: Aviator at March 03, 2015 09:26 PM (sQzB6)

403 I laughed at the NdT self retweets.

For those who didn't bother to click the link:

Neil deGrasse Tyson, original-thinking science genius, has a repertoire of about 75 sciencey-sounding tweets which he constantly tweets and retweets and rerererereretweets over and over, often with the exact same wording, sometimes changing one non-essential noun, and acts as if each time he's tweeting something original and new. And each time, his brainless minions have already all forgotten that he tweeted the exact same thing three months ago, and so they retweet it across the universe, and fall in blubbering gratitude to lick his boots.

It's like a scene from some early Harlan Ellison short story in Repulsive Tales.

Posted by: zombie at March 03, 2015 09:26 PM (K4YiS)

404 Guess the party ...

PROVIDENCE, RI -- Former Rhode Island House Speaker Gordon D. Fox, 53, of East Providence, has waived federal indictment and is expected to plead guilty in federal court to a three-count Information charging him with wire fraud, bribery and filing a false tax return. The charges stem from former Speaker Fox's theft of $108,000 donated by campaign supporters to pay for personal expenses; his acceptance of a $52,000 bribe to advocate and move for issuance of a liquor license for an East Side restaurant while serving as Vice-Chairman of the City of Providence Board of Licenses in 2008; and his failure to account for these illegal sources of income on his tax returns.

An 18-month federal grand jury investigation led by prosecutors from the United States Attorney's Office and the Rhode Island Attorney General's Office, the FBI, IRS and Rhode Island State Police, included the execution of court authorized search warrants at the former speaker's home and State House office in March of 2014; the issuance of more than 200 subpoenas; the examination of more than 36,000 bank, government, personal and campaign records belonging to former Speaker Fox; and forensic examinations of several computers and other electronic devices.

United States Attorney Peter F. Neronha, Rhode Island Attorney General Peter F. Kilmartin, FBI Special Agent in Charge Vincent B. Lisi, IRS Criminal Investigation Special Agent in Charge William P. Offord, and Rhode Island State Police Superintendent Colonel Steven G. O'Donnell today announced the conclusion of the investigation and the filing of the Information, together with a Plea Agreement which, if accepted by the District Court, will result in Former Speaker Fox being sentenced to three years in federal prison.

Posted by: Dick Tracy at March 03, 2015 09:27 PM (e8kgV)

405 Posted by: Dick Tracy at March 03, 2015 09:27 PM (e8kgV)

Not mine. I've been an independent for about 3 years now.

Posted by: Cato at March 03, 2015 09:27 PM (3HxZe)

406 So, no Bibi invite to friendly game of golf?

Posted by: eman at March 03, 2015 09:28 PM (MQEz6)

407 399 I hope Barky goes to sleep tonight hearing the thunderous applause ringing in his ears that BiBi received today and that he can't get his own supporters to sit through 5 mins of his speeches anymore.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 03, 2015 09:26 PM


Didn't you hear? He claims that he just read a transcript. So either he was too puss to watch it, or he did watch it and won't admit it, because it went so well.

Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2015 09:28 PM (qyomX)

408 Islam: yo' papi rape a girl? Her baby [you] a Muslim.
Judaism: a Muslim rapist rape your daughter? Yo' grandchild a Jew.
Christianity: Love the sinner, hate the sin. Preserve, protect, and defend the baby so it can make it's own choice in life.
In America, for the next few months, anyway, you get to decide what is right.
Are you armed?

Posted by: Outarange Guy at March 03, 2015 09:28 PM (XBF+S)

409 War may be necessary to contain the spread of Islamic State, for example, but only social reform can really cure it....

***

Except he has it backwards. He expects someone else to prosecute the war and liberalism to cure the social ills.

All we (the USA) should do is put a stop to it (expansion of ISIS) with physical violence. The cure then must arise from within their own culture. Not holding my breath for that.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 03, 2015 09:28 PM (zFn4j)

410 And it lends credence to the theory that Neil deGrasse Tyson will soon be unmasked by his designer as the original prototype for the greeter at WestWorld.

Posted by: zombie at March 03, 2015 09:28 PM (K4YiS)

411 Slacker. I traveled with a carload of JB Rare on my train trips.

Posted by: Jackie Gleason at March 03, 2015 09:15 PM (l1zOH)


True story. Had a buddy who was a publisher, used RR Donnelly out of Chicago as his printer. Ole man Donnelly was a train buff, had his own cars and a ranch in CO. They would all get on the train, his best customers, and travel to the ranch from Chicago.


They had to stop the train twice on the way. They ran out of booze.


The 50's were pretty wild.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 03, 2015 09:28 PM (0FSuD)

412 I thought Alf was from Melmac?

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at March 03, 2015 09:28 PM (lAXNl)

413 Let's help them get used to it.


Lets indeed, I intend too.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 03, 2015 09:29 PM (8zCR+)

414 @199

I can easily see the courts declare that the federal government preempts the states and that the congress has their imprimatur when they funded it.

We are well and truly boned!

Posted by: Kreplach at March 03, 2015 09:29 PM (VFxTe)

415
Just saw a tv commercial for the new Arby's sammiches, the Reuben and the Rachel.

wtf is a Rachel?

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 09:29 PM (omuEe)

416 The coreolus effect is caused by the law of conservation of angular momentum. The same law that would make a "space elevator" impossible. But here is what he had to say in PBS show:

"Just a few decades ago, putting men on the moon sounded just as outrageous as a space elevators sound today. When it comes to the space elevator, we should probably never say never, but I am still a bit skeptical."

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 03, 2015 09:30 PM (2o6Wj)

417
I assume a Reuben is corned beef?

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 09:30 PM (omuEe)

418 Neil deGrasse Tyson...He has never actually left the lab, well except for that time when his funding was on hold he took to his knee pads!

Posted by: tbd at March 03, 2015 09:30 PM (csPpp)

419 Zactly, ThunderB. I hope Barky goes to sleep tonight hearing the
thunderous applause ringing in his ears that BiBi received today and
that he can't get his own supporters to sit through 5 mins of his
speeches anymore.
---
That would bother me more if those guys apploading hadn't turned around a couple hours later and voted to give me millions of new voters with the right attitudes towards oppressive people like yankees and jews.

Posted by: Barry the Magnificent at March 03, 2015 09:30 PM (A6vWB)

420
Damn, now I want a hot pastrami.

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 09:30 PM (omuEe)

421
...with yellow mustard

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 09:30 PM (omuEe)

422 411 They had to stop the train twice on the way. They ran out of booze.

Now that's just poor planning.

Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2015 09:31 PM (qyomX)

423 @406 There is no evidence that Bibi prefers pleine aire underage same-sex liaisons, like our godking.

Posted by: Outarange Guy at March 03, 2015 09:31 PM (XBF+S)

424 " So either he was too puss..."


Stop right there.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 03, 2015 09:31 PM (kTKO6)

425 wtf is a Rachel?

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 09:29 PM (omuEe)


A nice Jewish girl with big tits?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 03, 2015 09:32 PM (0FSuD)

426 415
Just saw a tv commercial for the new Arby's sammiches, the Reuben and the Rachel.

wtf is a Rachel?
Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 09:29 PM (omuEe)



My cookbook says that a Rachel is a Reuben made with turkey instead of corned beef.

Posted by: rickl at March 03, 2015 09:32 PM (sdi6R)

427 416 The coreolus effect is caused by the law of conservation of angular momentum. The same law that would make a "space elevator" impossible. But here is what he had to say in PBS show:

"Just a few decades ago, putting men on the moon sounded just as outrageous as a space elevators sound today. When it comes to the space elevator, we should probably never say never, but I am still a bit skeptical."
Posted by: bergerbilder at March 03,

Space elevators are impossible?

Posted by: eman at March 03, 2015 09:32 PM (MQEz6)

428 To add to 416: Tyson never mentioned the law of conservation of angular momentum or the Corelli's effect in that show.

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 03, 2015 09:32 PM (2o6Wj)

429 Today was James Doohan's birthday in 1920.



Today was his birthday in 1921 also

****


I can see where this is heading.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 03, 2015 09:32 PM (zFn4j)

430
is it corned turkey?

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 09:33 PM (omuEe)

431 "I assume a Reuben is corned beef?"


A "Rachel" is pastrami instead. Never heard of it either and I loves my sammiches.


What the hell is a "cool water" sandwich by the by?



Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 03, 2015 09:33 PM (kTKO6)

432 422 411 They had to stop the train twice on the way. They ran out of booze.

Now that's just poor planning.
Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2015 09:31 PM (qyomX)

Needed a bigger train.

Posted by: eman at March 03, 2015 09:33 PM (MQEz6)

433
so, it's a tranny Reuben?

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 09:33 PM (omuEe)

434 >>> or he did watch it and won't admit it, because it went so well.
Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2015 09:28 PM (qyomX)

I think, this. He was way too pissed at his press conference. He watched it.

Iran told him to go pound sand. He has pushed himself into a corner by behaving like an asshole regarding this speech.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 03, 2015 09:33 PM (6J/xZ)

435 Make that "coreolus" in 428.

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 03, 2015 09:34 PM (2o6Wj)

436 Nip this for you

little Jewish Princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little Jewish Princess
With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 09:35 PM (HHawz)

437
wtf is a Rachel?

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 09:29 PM (omuEe)



an opened face blowme samich

Posted by: John Blutarski at March 03, 2015 09:35 PM (XYKz+)

438 Now that's just poor planning.

Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2015 09:31 PM (qyomX)

True dat. Ole man Donnelly didn't drink much and he had no idea how much publishers drank AND smoked.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 03, 2015 09:36 PM (0FSuD)

439 434

You can bet your or faxuhanus's ass obama watched.
No question in my mind. I'll also bet it wasn't safe in the room with him. This would be the perfect hitler in the bunker moment.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 03, 2015 09:36 PM (WNERA)

440 I really just come here for the Zappa references.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 03, 2015 09:36 PM (YCAMY)

441 S**t.
Y'all've detected my preoccupation with the clitoris.
Have you detected hers?

Posted by: Outarange Guy at March 03, 2015 09:36 PM (XBF+S)

442 It's like a scene from some early Harlan Ellison short story in Repulsive Tales.
Posted by: zombie at March 03, 2015 09:26 PM (K4YiS)


Neil needs to be the main character in Ellison's story :
"I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 03, 2015 09:37 PM (W5DcG)

443 "an opened face blowme samich"


On flat bread...?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 03, 2015 09:38 PM (kTKO6)

444 440 I really just come here for the Zappa references.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 03, 2015 09:36 PM

Well then...

Then he shut the fucking door.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 09:38 PM (HHawz)

445 I predicted before Netanyahu's speech that it would be far more memorable than any speech of Obama's Presidency. Verdict: true.

Not gonna hang out my shingle as a psychic, though, because it was f@cking obvious.

Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2015 09:38 PM (qyomX)

446
Fuck that. I'll never vote for a Democrat as they are today and Fuck people who will and advocate for others to do so.

So long.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at March 03, 2015 03:49 PM


How much you wanna bet this guy will be back tonight or tomorrow.

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 09:38 PM (omuEe)

447 @436


I am not Jewish, but I dated some Jewish girls. They were VERY appreciative of my services. It seems Jewish boys are not too aggressive with Jewish girls, cause I don't know why. Mom tells them not to be?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 03, 2015 09:38 PM (0FSuD)

448 440 I really just come here for the Zappa references.



Your place or mine?

Posted by: Cy Borg at March 03, 2015 09:38 PM (JdEZJ)

449 >>On flat bread...?


Toasted in a sandwich press.

Posted by: Aviator at March 03, 2015 09:39 PM (sQzB6)

450 Zappa?
Clitoris?
"Jelly Roll Gumdrop".
(find your own link, but b/w the remix: I lived through it, and vinyl speaks...)

Posted by: Outarange Guy at March 03, 2015 09:39 PM (XBF+S)

451
btw, I'm gonna call him Kneel from now on

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 09:39 PM (omuEe)

452
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 03, 2015 09:38 PM (kTKO6)

Golf clap

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 09:39 PM (HHawz)

453 434 I think, this. He was way too pissed at his press conference. He watched it.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 03, 2015 09:33 PM


Wow, you watched his press conference. I am humbled. Even if I had known he was going to give one, I would not have wanted to watch. A truly informed person would. But I would not have wanted to hear him sh!t all over that beautiful speech.

Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2015 09:41 PM (qyomX)

454 OK Horde, AMF. Got to go wash off this smell of democrat from hanging around with The Prophet Ace

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 03, 2015 09:41 PM (0FSuD)

455 You can bet your or faxuhanus's ass obama watched.

No question in my mind. I'll also bet it wasn't safe in the room
with him. This would be the perfect hitler in the bunker moment.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 03, 2015 09:36 PM (WNERA)


I actually think Obama didn't watch it. At least not from start to finish. His narcissistic inflated ego couldn't stand looking at someone disagreeing with him who is smarter and more accomplished.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 03, 2015 09:42 PM (8zCR+)

456 440 I really just come here for the Zappa references.
Posted by: Mr. Dave


I really just come here to get data for my sociological study proving that 95% of the commenters here are males born between 1958 and 1966.

Posted by: zombie at March 03, 2015 09:42 PM (K4YiS)

457 Make that "coreolus" in 428.

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 03, 2015 09:34 PM (2o6Wj)


I think you mean Coriolis.

Posted by: CQD at March 03, 2015 09:42 PM (2dzsA)

458 One of Barry's friends, I presume:

http://tinyurl.com/o86tdas

Saudi King awards muzzie slimeball cleric who says that all muzzies should be terrorists.

Posted by: John Boehner at March 03, 2015 09:42 PM (BZAd3)

459 See ya Nipster

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 09:42 PM (HHawz)

460 Posted by: Nip Sip at March 03, 2015 09:38 PM (0FSuD)

Some Jewish girls don't keep kosher "down there".

IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 03, 2015 09:42 PM (zRby/)

461
Mr. Petraeus has agreed to plead guilty to one count of unauthorized removal and retention of classified material, a misdemeanor. He is eligible for up to one year in prison, but prosecutors will recommend a sentence of probation for two years and a $40,000 fine.


Posted by: Check it out at March 03, 2015 09:43 PM (XYKz+)

462 Posted by: zombie at March 03, 2015 09:42 PM (K4YiS)

I'm a 1%er myself.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 03, 2015 09:43 PM (zRby/)

463 When is steak and a blowjob day,? Gotta be soon right?

Posted by: dartist at March 03, 2015 09:43 PM (ahBY0)

464 And the other five percent zombie?

Posted by: freaked at March 03, 2015 09:43 PM (JdEZJ)

465 If you can even bet the elevator built, everything that goes up the elevator will pull the space station to the west. This would need to be counteracted by a lateral thrust to the elevator which would have to come from fuel, the same amount of fuel needed to put the thing into the same orbit as the space station without an elevator. Maybe not impossible, but totally impractical. Lots of pain for no gain.

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 03, 2015 09:43 PM (2o6Wj)

466 456 I really just come here to get data for my sociological study proving that 95% of the commenters here are males born between 1958 and 1966.
Posted by: zombie at March 03, 2015 09:42 PM


That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever...(counting on fingers)...okay, never mind, carry on.

Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2015 09:43 PM (qyomX)

467 ...at the Pachuco Hop

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 03, 2015 09:44 PM (YCAMY)

468 Posted by: zombie at March 03, 2015 09:42 PM (K4YiS)

Guilty

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 09:44 PM (HHawz)

469 It has been a long day and pajama boy finds himself totally soiled...a harsh rash has inflicted his liberal pee pee and mother has disregarded his call for help...that Bitch!!!

Posted by: tbd at March 03, 2015 09:44 PM (csPpp)

470
When's Valentine's Day; that's gotta be soon?

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 09:44 PM (omuEe)

471 One thing you do have to love about modern tech, I can type in Netanyahu into youtube and be watching his speech from today in seconds.

Yes, a lot of things suck, but that is cool.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2015 09:44 PM (wt/Oq)

472 >>> Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2015 09:41 PM (qyomX)

Nah, I long ago lost the ability to listen to that asshat for more than 30 secs at a time. I caught snippets of the press conference on Fox throughout the day. His vein in his forehead was pronounced. He did not look happy and was very much on the defensive.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 03, 2015 09:44 PM (6J/xZ)

473 I really just come here to get data for my sociological study proving that 95% of the commenters here are males born between 1958 and 1966.
Posted by: zombie at March 03, 2015 09:42 PM (K4YiS)


In good shape and well armed.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 03, 2015 09:44 PM (WNERA)

474 is it corned turkey?

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 09:33 PM (omuEe)


No, but to be fair, Arby's corned beef doesn't taste much like corned beef, either. The secret to enjoying Arby's is managing expectations.

Posted by: CQD at March 03, 2015 09:45 PM (2dzsA)

475
On flat bread...?


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 03, 2015 09:38 PM (kTKO6)

yeah that's the ticket

Posted by: John Blutarsky at March 03, 2015 09:45 PM (XYKz+)

476 >>> I really just come here to get data for my sociological study proving that 95% of the commenters here are males born between 1958 and 1966.

You don't say?

Posted by: fluffy at March 03, 2015 09:46 PM (Ua6T/)

477 "War may be necessary to contain the spread of Islamic State, for example, but only killing all the terrorists can really cure it...."

fixed that for Present-snit Fucktard

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 03, 2015 09:46 PM (lsWof)

478 I really just come here to get data for my sociological study proving that 95% of the commenters here are males born between 1958 and 1966.

Posted by: zombie at March 03, 2015 09:42 PM


Guilty as charged, Your Honor

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 03, 2015 09:47 PM (4gN5w)

479 Wow, that zombie is good!!!

Posted by: lindafell doesn't want to care anymore at March 03, 2015 09:47 PM (LbPGR)

480 Bibi's speech didn't bother teh won.

He gave it to a bunch of yahoos who turned around and endorsed Obama's unconstitutional takeover of the US.

So what does that make Bibi? Being applauded by assholes and traitors to those that elected them.

Not that reflects on Bibi so much as it does the yahoos that are doing their applauding and hooting and hollering for consumption by the dumbasses back home.

Similar to how the Weimar Republic voted itself out of office and handed control over to a megalomaniac.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 03, 2015 09:47 PM (zRby/)

481 474 The secret to enjoying Arby's is managing expectations.
Posted by: CQD at March 03, 2015 09:45 PM


This. "It may not taste anything like roast beef, but damn! when have you ever had anything sliced that thin!"

Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2015 09:47 PM (qyomX)

482 When is steak and a blowjob day,? Gotta be soon right?

Every February 30th.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 03, 2015 09:47 PM (MMC8r)

483 464 And the other five percent zombie?
Posted by: freaked


Media Matters trolls (born between 1985 and 1992, of indeterminate gender, despite outward male genitalia) and NSA bots (coded between 2009 and 2011, neuter).

Posted by: zombie at March 03, 2015 09:48 PM (K4YiS)

484
The secret to enjoying Arby's is managing expectations.

and the Horsey Sauce?

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 09:48 PM (omuEe)

485 >>>The secret to enjoying Arby's is managing expectations.

And six Horsey Sauce packets

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 03, 2015 09:48 PM (YCAMY)

486 When is steak and a blowjob day,? Gotta be soon right?



March 14th.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 09:48 PM (HZJjy)

487 Aesthetic preferences will skew decision.
Decision on aesthetic grounds solely against evidence is folly.
Decision w/o complete evidence on aesthetic grounds tends to lead to more grandchildren.
He who finishes with more grandchildren tends to win.
Take that to the bank.

Posted by: Outarange Guy at March 03, 2015 09:48 PM (XBF+S)

488 I really just come here to get data for my
sociological study proving that 95% of the commenters here are males
born between 1958 and 1966.

Posted by: zombie at March 03, 2015 09:42 PM (K4YiS)


I'm outside of those parameters, but just barley. You may be on to something.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 03, 2015 09:48 PM (8zCR+)

489 472 I caught snippets of the press conference on Fox throughout the day. His vein in his forehead was pronounced. He did not look happy and was very much on the defensive.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 03, 2015 09:44 PM


Schadenfreude level...increasing.

Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2015 09:49 PM (qyomX)

490 I don't know if I can abide reing a real democrat. I mean, I did vote for Jimmuh Carter in 76 cause I was high or something, but then I also voted for Zell Miller. And I voted for Hillary in the 08 primary, but that one damn near made me puke. I also voted for Ralph Hall when he was a democrat. and that's it for me voting for democrats thus far. Now, basically what you are telling me is they are all democrats? Well, duh! I'm writing in alexthechick/Eromero next time. We'll just let the hair go with the hide.

Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2015 09:49 PM (go5uR)

491 >>> And six Horsey Sauce packets

Only two per customer. I'm tired.

Posted by: Mr Ed at March 03, 2015 09:49 PM (Ua6T/)

492 95% of the commenters here are males born between 1958 and 1966.


***

Guess that makes me a five percenter.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 03, 2015 09:49 PM (h7z38)

493 I really just come here to get data for my sociological study proving that 95% of the commenters here are males born between 1958 and 1966.

Posted by: zombie at March 03, 2015 09:42 PM (K4YiS)

I am half in that one. About 9 years late for the other parameter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2015 09:50 PM (wt/Oq)

494 95% of the commenters here are males born between 1958 and 1966.



I'm in great company.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 09:50 PM (HZJjy)

495 >>>
471
One thing you do have to love about modern tech, I can type in Netanyahu
into youtube and be watching his speech from today in seconds.



Yes, a lot of things suck, but that is cool.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2015 09:44 PM (wt/Oq)<<<

Not for much longer, thank goodness.

Posted by: FCC at March 03, 2015 09:50 PM (B+p2p)

496 "The secret to enjoying Arby's is managing expectations."


Yeah, no, they are not exactly high art with it comes to the sandwich but they are popular in the old South. Some here in populated areas but down South, damn, they are everywhere.


That and Krystal.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 03, 2015 09:50 PM (kTKO6)

497 Eromero

***

I miss your 'w'

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 03, 2015 09:50 PM (h7z38)

498 >>> The secret to enjoying Arby's is managing expectations.
Posted by: CQD at March 03, 2015 09:45 PM

And then getting a Quarter Pounder with Cheese. Arby's is so bad.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 03, 2015 09:50 PM (6J/xZ)

499 @488 The younger you are, the more likely you have been suborned by Commie teachers. (If you are here. The trend, I hope and pray, is away from Commie teachers.)

Posted by: Outarange Guy at March 03, 2015 09:51 PM (XBF+S)

500 >>I really just come here to get data for my sociological study proving
that 95% of the commenters here are males born between 1958 and 1966.



Posted by: zombie


Where do I fit in to that?

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at March 03, 2015 09:51 PM (sQzB6)

501 Hey zombie,
What about us 'ettes not born between 1958-1966? Where do we fit in?

Posted by: lindafell doesn't want to care anymore at March 03, 2015 09:51 PM (LbPGR)

502 I am aged beyond zombie's demographic.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 03, 2015 09:51 PM (YCAMY)

503 You know how to tell a democrat post shit hits the fan day?



"Can we stay at your house?"

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 03, 2015 09:51 PM (WNERA)

504
463 When is steak and a blowjob day,? Gotta be soon right?


Posted by: dartist at March 03, 2015 09:43 PM (ahBY0)

wow you missed was great that was last week. Out next celebration will be stick a hot poker in the eye day.

Posted by: John Blutarsky at March 03, 2015 09:51 PM (XYKz+)

505 And than there is Vic.

Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2015 09:52 PM (KETbL)

506 FYI

Spokesperson: Explosive device found at Austin-Bergstrom International Airport cargo facility in Texas - @TylerS_KVUE

Posted by: Meremortal at March 03, 2015 09:52 PM (1Y+hH)

507 I'm a 95er.

Posted by: fluffy at March 03, 2015 09:52 PM (Ua6T/)

508 486 When is steak and a blowjob day,? Gotta be soon right
---------

Hell freezes over and/or I travel to NV

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 09:52 PM (HHawz)

509 " And six Horsey Sauce packets"



Never got the Horsey sauce....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 03, 2015 09:52 PM (kTKO6)

510 The secret to enjoying Arby's is managing expectations.
Posted by: CQD


And then getting a Quarter Pounder with Cheese. Arby's is so bad Chik-fil-A and a h8 shake.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2015 09:52 PM (HZJjy)

511 BC is a youngster,I think he was born in the 80's.I was born in 1972.

Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2015 09:53 PM (KETbL)

512 there isn't an Arby's anywhere near my house...

I LIVE IN A FOOD DESERT !!!!!

where is my federal program to fix this injustice?

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 03, 2015 09:53 PM (lsWof)

513 I'm in Thailand. Steaks are hard to come by.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 03, 2015 09:53 PM (YCAMY)

514 Posted by: bergerbilder at March 03, 2015 09:43 PM (2o6Wj)

Don't they anchor the elevator to a very large mass in orbit and can't they send a counter weight of equal mass down as a mass is elevated up?

Posted by: eman at March 03, 2015 09:53 PM (MQEz6)

515 This. "It may not taste anything like roast beef, but damn! when have you ever had anything sliced that thin!"

Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2015 09:47 PM (qyomX)


For some inexplicable reason, my grandmother's favorite fast food was Arby's. So I ate a lot more of it than would have been my personal choice, especially since it was just down the street from an In-N-Out.

Posted by: CQD at March 03, 2015 09:54 PM (2dzsA)

516 i wasn't born, i was inflicted, according to my parents.

that'll teach them to be observant Catholics... ;-)

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 03, 2015 09:54 PM (lsWof)

517 Mmmmm, Chick-fil-A. Such tasty, tasty hate.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2015 09:54 PM (wt/Oq)

518 501 Hey zombie,
What about us 'ettes not born between 1958-1966? Where do we fit in?
Posted by: lindafell doesn't want to care anymore at March 03, 2015 09:51 PM (LbPGR

Let's get together and I will show you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 09:54 PM (HHawz)

519 Protip:

On Steak and a Blowjob day do NOT walk into a restaurant and say, "What's a fellow got to do to get a steak around here?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 03, 2015 09:55 PM (DXiOe)

520 And what's the Arby's sauce anyway? It's unclear.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 03, 2015 09:55 PM (6J/xZ)

521 513 I'm in Thailand. Steaks are hard to come by.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 03, 2015 09:53 PM


No sympathy. You probably can get 5 different versions of beef laab cooked over charcoal within walking distance.

Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2015 09:55 PM (qyomX)

522 "from an In-N-Out."


Okay. Had. Not at all impressed.

Sorry. Burger okay. Fries okay. Nothing special about it.


I don't get it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 03, 2015 09:55 PM (kTKO6)

523 515
I tried an In-N-Out burger when I was in California a few years ago. It was a good burger, but not gastric nirvana.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2015 09:56 PM (wt/Oq)

524 521 513 I'm in Thailand. Steaks are hard to come by.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 03, 2015

Thai tranny hookers -not

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 09:57 PM (HHawz)

525 513 I'm in Thailand. Steaks are hard to come by.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 03, 2015 09:53 PM

No sympathy. You probably can get 5 different versions of beef laab cooked over charcoal within walking distance.
Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2015 09:55 PM (qyomX)


Roasted black lab is good there.

Posted by: Barack O'Reilly at March 03, 2015 09:57 PM (W5DcG)

526 Yeah splunge the food is great here. I had a green curry last night that made me weep. Literally.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 03, 2015 09:57 PM (YCAMY)

527 Fading fast here in CDT. I have a Hellish work sched. My supervisor is an illegal alien drug felon/welfare fraud criminal [possible pedophile, but, hey, that's just his culture].
Wanted to plug frontpagemag.com. David Horowitz = btdt.
Also, jihadwatch.org, tonight.
I've been there, speak some of the languages, Christian-like enough to get down there amongst 'em. It is really ugly. Don't let your daughters go there. Except within sure protocols.
Knukcle dragging type, very similar to Leif Ericson's pateral grampa, a Greenland shepherd.

Posted by: Outarange Guy at March 03, 2015 09:58 PM (XBF+S)

528 Spokesperson: Explosive device found at Austin-Bergstrom International Airport cargo facility in Texas - @TylerS_KVUE

Great!!!!! We use to have a nice quaint airport that was a breeze to get in and out of. Thanks to the ASSHOLE who just fucked it up for everyone!!!! Right before SXSW & spring break, another wards, peak travel time in Austin!

Posted by: lindafell doesn't want to care anymore at March 03, 2015 09:58 PM (LbPGR)

529 I suppose we should have been expecting to be betrayed by our own side.

I mean, that is the definition of betrayal.


Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2015 09:59 PM (t//F+)

530 O.C. Supertones, "The Shepherd is the Lamb".

Posted by: Outarange Guy at March 03, 2015 09:59 PM (XBF+S)

531 501 Hey zombie,
What about us 'ettes not born between 1958-1966? Where do we fit in?
Posted by: lindafell doesn't want to care anymore at March 03, 2015 09:51 PM (LbPGR)

502 I am aged beyond zombie's demographic.
Posted by: Mr. Dave

(et al.)


As outliers, you too surely have noticed that most cultural references here tend toward prog rock, heavy metal, a dash of New Wave, plus early '80s nostalgia, and general interest in and affection for what teenage boys preferred from the mid-'70s to the mid-'80s.

If the crowd were older we'd be talking about Frank Sinatra, not Frank Zappa; and if younger and female, we'd be reminiscing about Hannah Montana and Britney Spears -- not noting how how Jenny Agutter was in Logan's Run and American Werwolf in London.

Sherlock Holmes (i.e. Arthur Conan Doyle) developed the system of identifying people via their cultural touchstones; I just updated it by a century.

Posted by: zombie at March 03, 2015 10:00 PM (K4YiS)

532
BC is a youngster,I think he was born in the 80's.I was born in 1972.

pup

Posted by: dartist at March 03, 2015 10:01 PM (ahBY0)

533 how how Jenny Agutter = how HOT Jenny Agutter

Posted by: zombie at March 03, 2015 10:01 PM (K4YiS)

534 Posted by: redc1c4 at March 03, 2015 09:53 PM (lsWof)

Not a problem.

Here's your Warrant requiring you to move to the noted
government housing unit.
Here's your $35 moving allowance voucher.
Here's your Local Law Enforcement Squad of Movement Specialists.
Here's your Introductory Introduction to your new Block Minister for Truth and an appointment for your first apology session.
Here's your replacement units (who you will be unable to communicate with due to their not understanding English)
And lastly Your Rent Invoice which is 50% of your Income after Local taxes (10%), State taxes (10%) and Federal taxes (20%) and Fica Taxes (12%) have been removed.

Dos vedanya Comrade

Posted by: Your local Comintern Representative and Burgomeister at March 03, 2015 10:01 PM (zRby/)

535 " Thanks to the ASSHOLE who just fucked it up for everyone!!!!"


Well, being Austin I'm sure it was some right-wing nut..........oh wait.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 03, 2015 10:01 PM (kTKO6)

536 Looks like the nearest Arby's is about 7 miles from me, but it's not in a direction I normally travel.

I think there used to be one closer to me years ago, because I'm pretty sure I've eaten it before.

I'm easy to please. There's almost no such thing as bad fast food.

Posted by: rickl at March 03, 2015 10:02 PM (sdi6R)

537
The dumbest fakest tv show is on -- Amish Mafia.

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 10:02 PM (omuEe)

538 Sorry. Burger okay. Fries okay. Nothing special about it.

Consistent tasty quality food. Better than McD, BK, JitBox.

It is fast food.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 03, 2015 10:02 PM (0NdlF)

539 Posted by: zombie at March 03, 2015 10:00 PM (K4YiS)

I was born in '75, but I like Sinatra, plus a lot of various 40's pop. Good stuff.

But then again, I am strange.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2015 10:02 PM (wt/Oq)

540 I was just hitting my stride in 1967 (started HS).

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 03, 2015 10:02 PM (2o6Wj)

541
rickl, you've never had Hardees, I take it?

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 10:03 PM (omuEe)

542 536 I'm easy to please. There's almost no such thing as bad fast food.

Wait. Does this mean you've eaten at Taco Bell, and considered what they gave you to be actual food?

Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2015 10:03 PM (qyomX)

543 I may be fucking old but my amp is on the "Hendrix Setting".

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 03, 2015 10:04 PM (YCAMY)

544
Ever eat one of those hot dogs rolling around in the glass case for whoknowshowlong at 7-11?

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 10:04 PM (omuEe)

545 Divide and separate.

Lift and separate.

Posted by: Playtex 18 hour bra at March 03, 2015 10:04 PM (brIR5)

546 I know that a McDonalds Big Mac is better than a Burger King whopper.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 03, 2015 10:04 PM (zRby/)

547 >>Wait. Does this mean you've eaten at Taco Bell, and considered what they gave you to be actual food?


Doubles as a bowel prep.

Posted by: Aviator at March 03, 2015 10:05 PM (sQzB6)

548 "The dumbest fakest tv show is on -- Amish Mafia."


A-effing-men. It's the worst.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 03, 2015 10:05 PM (kTKO6)

549 I'm easy to please. There's almost no such thing as bad fast food.

Posted by: rickl at March 03, 2015 10:02 PM (sdi6R)

I have to say that aside from their commercials Carl's Jr. is pretty mediocre trending towards lousy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2015 10:05 PM (wt/Oq)

550 Posted by: Playtex 18 hour bra at March 03, 2015 10:04 PM (brIR5)

Spread 'em and cough.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 03, 2015 10:05 PM (zRby/)

551 Well, being Austin I'm sure it was some right-wing nut..........oh wait.

By Ricardo Kill

I am THE right wing nut job in Austin and it wasn't me!

Posted by: lindafell doesn't want to care anymore at March 03, 2015 10:05 PM (LbPGR)

552 "Ever eat one of those hot dogs rolling around in the glass case for whoknowshowlong at 7-11?"


Yes, I have. Not horrible.



QT too.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 03, 2015 10:06 PM (kTKO6)

553 542
Wait. Does this mean you've eaten at Taco Bell, and considered what they gave you to be actual food?
Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2015 10:03 PM (qyomX)


Well, I did say "almost". I've had Taco Bell, and thought it was OK.

Posted by: rickl at March 03, 2015 10:06 PM (sdi6R)

554 Sherlock Holmes (i.e. Arthur Conan Doyle) developed the system of identifying people via their cultural touchstones; I just updated it by a century.


And then everyone volunteering their personal information is just more datapoints for you to tighten your model.

Sneaky.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 03, 2015 10:06 PM (0NdlF)

555 Sherlock Holmes (i.e. Arthur Conan Doyle) developed
the system of identifying people via their cultural touchstones; I just
updated it by a century.

Posted by: zombie at March 03, 2015 10:00 PM (K4YiS)


You use observation and analysis, a rare thing in this day and age.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 03, 2015 10:06 PM (8zCR+)

556 543 I may be fucking old but my amp is on the "Hendrix Setting".
Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 03, 2015 10:04 PM (YCAMY)

Dead?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 10:06 PM (HHawz)

557 I am THE right wing nut job in Austin and it wasn't me!
Posted by: lindafell doesn't want to care anymore at March 03, 2015 10:05 PM (LbPGR)

Hah. Speaking of Sherlock Holmes and Occam's razor...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2015 10:07 PM (wt/Oq)

558 "I am THE right wing nut job in Austin and it wasn't me!"


That was all I was saying.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 03, 2015 10:07 PM (kTKO6)

559 Oh, corgi's!

Posted by: speedster1 on the (new) ipad at March 03, 2015 10:07 PM (1brdf)

560 Don't they anchor the elevator to a very large mass in orbit and can't they send a counter weight of equal mass down as a mass is elevated up?
Posted by: eman at March 03, 2015 09:53 PM (MQEz6)


It's like dropping ballast weights on a balloon. You run out. Then how do you send up more counterweights?

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 03, 2015 10:08 PM (2o6Wj)

561 I was happy when a Carl's opened up here. And I still haven't gone over yet, dammit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 03, 2015 10:08 PM (kTKO6)

562 I enjoy Taco Bell. But the last time I ate there, I was gassy for the entire weekend.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 03, 2015 10:08 PM (0NdlF)

563
well, that 'hot dog' started out as a Slim Jim, and as it rolled and rolled and rolled under the heat lamp it got fat

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 10:08 PM (omuEe)

564 What became of the old Austin airport?

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 03, 2015 10:08 PM (YCAMY)

565 Down on Carl's Jr too. Overpriced and not very good. Burger King has gotten alot worse in the last few years.

Whataburger, Jack in the Box, McDs.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 03, 2015 10:09 PM (6J/xZ)

566 546 I know that a McDonalds Big Mac is better than a Burger King whopper.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 03, 2015 10:04 PM (zRby/)

I know that Mary Ann is better than Ginger
And that's when the fight started

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at March 03, 2015 10:09 PM (HHawz)

567 541
rickl, you've never had Hardees, I take it?
Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 10:03 PM (omuEe)


I probably have, but I just looked and there are none near me now.

Posted by: rickl at March 03, 2015 10:09 PM (sdi6R)

568 Sherlock Holmes (i.e. Arthur Conan Doyle) developed
the system of identifying people via their cultural touchstones; I just
updated it by a century.

Posted by: zombie at March 03, 2015 10:00 PM (K4YiS)

Fan-freakin'-tastic. Even among the outliers I am an outlier. No Skaa or Swing?
Zombie-Sweetie, can I claim to be 92% of a man? I'm no longer all the man I used to be.I done been abraded away.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2015 10:10 PM (t//F+)

569

okay, scoot

to the nood!

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 10:10 PM (omuEe)

570 That and Krystal.

Krispy Kreme

Hot donuts when lit

Posted by: Fox2! at March 03, 2015 10:11 PM (brIR5)

571 well, that 'hot dog' started out as a Slim Jim, and as it rolled and rolled and rolled under the heat lamp it got fat

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 10:08 PM (omuEe)


Really, where are you getting your hot-dogs from?

Posted by: cm9000 at March 03, 2015 10:11 PM (8zCR+)

572 I tried an In-N-Out burger when I was in California a few years ago. It was a good burger, but not gastric nirvana.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2015 09:56 PM (wt/Oq)


I completely agree; however, remember I was comparing them to Arby's. The freshness of In-N-Out's condiments (especially the onions) is a big plus. So in my experience, in the category of widely-distributed, reasonably priced fast food, they are much better than the competition.

Although Carl's Jr./Hardees is not bad. And for the Whataburger fans out there, I will just say that I loved them in Phoenix in the 70's, but was very unimpressed with them in Dallas in the 80's. Would love to try them again someday to see which impression was correct.

Posted by: CQD at March 03, 2015 10:11 PM (2dzsA)

573 Yes! That should be "coriolis". My calc prof always spelled the curve "coreolus".

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 03, 2015 10:13 PM (2o6Wj)

574 I just have to say FZ>FS

Posted by: freaked at March 03, 2015 10:14 PM (JdEZJ)

575 I've never had In-N-Out or Whataburger, but I'll put in a plug for Jake's Wayback Burger. I think they're mainly in the Northeast. There was one close to my workplace and I'd sometimes go there for lunch, but it closed and now there isn't a location near me. I thought they were excellent.

Posted by: rickl at March 03, 2015 10:14 PM (sdi6R)

576 Dead?

That's one of the other settings. I think you fish too much.

Posted by: dartist at March 03, 2015 10:18 PM (ahBY0)

577
446
Fuck that. I'll never vote for a Democrat as they are today and Fuck people who will and advocate for others to do so.

So long.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at March 03, 2015 03:49 PM

How much you wanna bet this guy will be back tonight or tomorrow.
Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at March 03, 2015 09:38 PM (omuEe)



Aww man but now who will blow Johnny Can't Play Football and whine like a little bitch about DrewM daring to be critical of the Republican Leadership (THAT JUST PUSHED THROUGH A BILL EVERY DEMOCRAT VOTED FOR)

Posted by: Buzzion at March 03, 2015 10:18 PM (z/Ubi)

578 >>I really just come here to get data for my sociological study proving
that 95% of the commenters here are males born between 1958 and 1966.


Did I miss something?
Not part of that demographic...

Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2015 10:22 PM (lHHyw)

579 Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson
QUESTION: ThIs year, what do all the world's Muslims and Jews call December 25th? ANSWER: Thursday
First reply from fan:
Tahir Jetter @tahirtweets Dec 25
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Posted by: Brisco_County at March 03, 2015 10:22 PM (IWKHs)

580 When I was in South FL, the Burger Kings down there were great and the McDonalds were lousy. Moved to Central FL, the reverse was true.

It can depend a lot on where you are.

Posted by: Cato at March 03, 2015 10:22 PM (3HxZe)

581 I just checked and it looks like they're just called Wayback Burger now. Maybe Jake retired.

http://waybackburgers.com/franchise-locations/

They're still mostly in the Northeast, but there are some in the South and a few on the West Coast.

Posted by: rickl at March 03, 2015 10:22 PM (sdi6R)

582 Not part of that demographic...

Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2015 10:22 PM (lHHyw)

I think that's one of those 105% of statistics that are invented on the spot. I don't fit that mold either.

Posted by: Cato at March 03, 2015 10:23 PM (3HxZe)

583 580 When I was in South FL, the Burger Kings down there were great and the McDonalds were lousy. Moved to Central FL, the reverse was true.

It can depend a lot on where you are.
Posted by: Cato at March 03, 2015 10:22 PM (3HxZe)



I think it has a lot to do with the individual franchise. A good manager will hire good people and run a tight ship. There's a local McDonald's where I often stop for breakfast, and I have no complaints.

Posted by: rickl at March 03, 2015 10:25 PM (sdi6R)

584 Tyson doesn't need twitter; he needs a tattoo kit, because he's apparently like that guy in "Memento" and can't remember what he did two minutes ago.

Posted by: RKae at March 03, 2015 11:18 PM (NwVcj)

585 Tyson needs a tattoo kit, because he's like the guy in "Memento" and can't remember what he said two minutes ago.

Posted by: RKae at March 03, 2015 11:19 PM (NwVcj)

586 Tyson needs to tattoo himself, because he's like the character in "Memento" and can't remember what he did two minutes ago.

Posted by: RKae at March 03, 2015 11:20 PM (NwVcj)

587 Tyson needs to tattoo...

...Oh! Deja vu!

Posted by: RKae at March 03, 2015 11:21 PM (NwVcj)

588 So Boehner lied about lying? LOL! Yeah, of course he caved. I didn't know Pelosi was the Speaker of the House again. Man, Boehner is really a big baby. Do you think he's banging Nancy or something? I mean, why else would he be so beholden to her and let her do whatever she wants? He has to be whipped. LOL!

We are in the best of hands, people. No, really!

Posted by: Miss Done at March 04, 2015 12:06 AM (2/oBD)

589 583 I think it has a lot to do with the individual
franchise. A good manager will hire good people and run a tight ship.
There's a local McDonald's where I often stop for breakfast, and I have
no complaints.

Posted by: rickl at March 03, 2015 10:25 PM (sdi6R)

If anyone is still monitoring this thread.

VERY true. When I first moved here Burger King was fair, Hardees wasy poor, and McDonald's just sucked. Now Hardees is good, Burger King sucks, and McDonald has even gotten worse.

But when I go down to GA we often get together for breakfast at the McDonalds in Dublin, GA. It is good.

Posted by: Vic at March 04, 2015 03:30 AM (wlDny)

590 NdT constantly goes out of his way to poke at believers - it's an addiction. At the end of the day, he's more interested in manipulating how people think. As stated, it's amazing how many follow this guy.

Posted by: john19501 at March 05, 2015 08:13 PM (KT7GY)

591 the USconstitution has no provision for being ignored and B+rry ignores it

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