Against the Law and the Constitution, Hillary Clinton Took Lavish Donations Bribes to Her "Foundation"

In case you were wondering, "How is it legal that the Clintons can take half a billion in donations bribes, almost a hundred of million of which are from foreign governments?," the answer turns out to be "It's totally not legal."

Now, the one exception to the Emoluments Clause is that the executive can review the bribe -- let's not pretend this is not a bribe, okay? -- and okay it. Earlier the State Department indicated that it had cleared Hillary Clinton's foreign bribes as "Obama-approved foreign bribery."

But now, via @JohnEkdahl, the State Department is retracting previous claims that it gave a Good Bribe seal of approval to Hillary Clinton's hundred million in foreign bribes.

>The State Department is stepping back from a spokeswoman's comment last week suggesting that the agency's ethics lawyers signed off on donations to the Clinton Foundation during Hillary Clinton’s tenure as secretary of state.

Asked at a daily briefing Thursday about the foundation's failure to submit a $500,000 donation from the country of Algeria for a conflict of interest review in 2010, State Department spokeswoman Jen Psaki told reporters that the department did such reviews whenever the non-profit founded by former President Bill Clinton sent in information about a potential gift.

"We like to review -- and we have reviewed every donation that was submitted," Psaki said.

However, there are no indications any Clinton Foundation donations were ever sent to the State Department for approval.

Asked about Psaki’s comment, another State Department spokesperson said Monday that the reviews the agency did were of paid speeches Bill Clinton was proposing to make and business deals he wanted to enter into. From 2009 to 2012, hundreds of speech requests and a handful of consulting deals were sent to State Department lawyers for sign off. The vast majority were approved.

"We received requests regarding speeches and consultancies of former President Clinton," State spokesman Alec Gerlach said.

Clarifying Psaki's earlier comment, Gerlach said that State Department reviewed every request that came in, not every donation.

What a shock -- Jen Psaki is at the center of a snafu involving poor messaging and mental retardation.

The below video is a Dramatic Recreation of the State Department retracting its blessing of Hillary's bribes.

That video is from Italy, actually. There's now a manhunt on for that cretin.

And yet Jen Psaki walks free.

More Shocks! Hillary Clinton, who is, by the way, a scumbag, illegally used her private email to conduct official business, for reasons, of course, of hiding what should be discoverable public records from the public.

Hillary Rodham Clinton exclusively used a personal email account to conduct government business as secretary of state, State Department officials said, and may have violated federal requirements that officials’ correspondence be retained as part of the agency’s record.

Mrs. Clinton did not have a government email address during her four-year tenure at the State Department. Her aides took no actions to have her personal emails preserved on department servers at the time, as required by the Federal Records Act.

It was only two months ago, in response to a new State Department effort to comply with federal record-keeping practices, that Mrs. Clinton’s advisers reviewed tens of thousands of pages of her personal emails and decided which ones to turn over to the State Department. All told, 55,000 pages of emails were given to the department.Mrs. Clinton stepped down from the secretary’s post in early 2013.

Her expansive use of the private account was alarming to current and former National Archives and Records Administration officials and government watchdogs, who called it a serious breach.

Posted by: Ace at 09:15 PM




Comments

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1 "What difference, at this point, does it make?"

Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2015 09:17 PM (h6Mpm)

2 Ir was for the world's starving children.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 02, 2015 09:17 PM (W5DcG)

3 Some racket these politicians have got going.

Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2015 09:18 PM (KETbL)

4 The question is moot.

Posted by: toby928(C) has a bumpersticker at March 02, 2015 09:18 PM (rwI+c)

5 The candidate is mute.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 02, 2015 09:19 PM (W5DcG)

6 When this broke the other day on CNN, the push was that it was OK, because it was for a good cause.
Yes, illegal, but OK because it made us feel good about ourselves.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 02, 2015 09:19 PM (vknIW)

7 I'm pshocked, pshocked etc

Posted by: your winnings, sir at March 02, 2015 09:19 PM (rwI+c)

8 The candidate is mute.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 02, 2015 09:19 PM (W5DcG)


Shut! Up!

Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2015 09:19 PM (h6Mpm)

9 Orange and Turtle are all over this.

Posted by: eman at March 02, 2015 09:19 PM (MQEz6)

10 Well, you know I am a world famous cattle futures trader, retired.

Posted by: The Hillabeast, duck they are shooting at us at March 02, 2015 09:20 PM (0FSuD)

11 Is their any politician that hasn't gotten rich before or after they leave office?

Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2015 09:20 PM (KETbL)

12 Yeah, so?

What else is new?

Who is going to fo anything about it?

The DOJ?

Congress?

Batman?

Posted by: eman at March 02, 2015 09:21 PM (MQEz6)

13 Thank Dog that we are a Nation Of Laws, and Not Of Men.

Eh?

Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2015 09:21 PM (h6Mpm)

14 It is very sad what has happened to our country.

Posted by: Dan at March 02, 2015 09:22 PM (COpZ4)

15 >>>11 Is their any politician that hasn't gotten rich before or after they leave office?


David Crockett

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 02, 2015 09:22 PM (LXsdn)

16 11
Is their any politician that hasn't gotten rich before or after they leave office?

Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2015 09:20 PM (KETbL)





I got that land in NV far and square. Honest.

Posted by: Harry Reid, Pederast at March 02, 2015 09:22 PM (0FSuD)

17 Little old lady got mutilated last night, Boehner again.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 02, 2015 09:22 PM (rwI+c)

18 The illegal foreign money has been flowing to the demoncrats for at least 25 years AFAIK. Why stop now?

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at March 02, 2015 09:23 PM (zauWW)

19 Is their any politician that hasn't gotten rich before or after they leave office?


David Crockett
Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 02, 2015 09:22 PM (LXsdn)


I wish the same end for ours today.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 02, 2015 09:23 PM (W5DcG)

20 Pedo Island isn't cheap.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 02, 2015 09:23 PM (OVx7B)

21 "We like to review -- and we have reviewed every donation that was submitted," Psaki said.

However, there are no indications any Clinton Foundation donations were ever sent to the State Department for approval.



Using the truth to tell a lie.

Hey, what she said was true. Every submitted donation was reviewed. No donations were submitted, thus no reviews.

Oh, what, you assumed that meant there had been submissions? *eyeroll* What, do you not know how to read? Sheesh.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at March 02, 2015 09:23 PM (IrByp)

22 I'm sorry, Mr. Soprano, you can't park there.

Bwahaha times eleventy.

Posted by: eman at March 02, 2015 09:23 PM (MQEz6)

23 Oh, come on, you heartless bastards, don't you remember how impoverished Hill & Bill were when they left the White House after all those years of pubic service?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 02, 2015 09:23 PM (MMC8r)

24 Little old lady got mutilated last night, Boehner again.
Posted by: toby928(C) at March 02, 2015 09:22 PM (rwI+c)


He's the weepy-eyed gent who ran amuck in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 02, 2015 09:24 PM (V+kmg)

25 Well, shit.

Posted by: A certain ex-Gov from VA sitting in prison tonight at March 02, 2015 09:24 PM (ztOda)

26 No wonder Jen got her psaki kicked upstairs -- she's been carrying water for the heir presumptive.

Posted by: joncelli at March 02, 2015 09:24 PM (ENczY)

27 Clarifying Psaki's earlier comment, Gerlach said that State Department reviewed every request that came in, not every donation.

I like this approach to regulating. The IRS could just review income that is reported, not all income.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 02, 2015 09:24 PM (1RNgT)

28 IIRC, there are all sorts of hoops non-profits have to jump through to accept foreign money under the Patriot Act as well.

Posted by: Y-not at March 02, 2015 09:24 PM (9BRsg)

29 I had a prog proudly point to the "work" of the Clinton Foundation



Um.


What does it do, other than fund raise and employ Clintons?


From what I can tell, they fly around and tell people what they think. Lots of Blah blah blah. Lots of talk. Results? Not that I can see. They are like that informercial guy Trudeau.

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 02, 2015 09:25 PM (zOTsN)

30 Alright, Morons, admit it. Who among us has not wanted to do to Hillary what that Italian cretin did to Red Miniskirt Girl?

Of course, it's more difficult with Hillary, because of her motion-assist devices, but still . . .

Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2015 09:25 PM (h6Mpm)

31 404 error on that kicking link.

Posted by: Y-not at March 02, 2015 09:25 PM (9BRsg)

32 Remember when Reagan was the worst thing evar for making speeches after he left office?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 02, 2015 09:25 PM (MMC8r)

33 What's Italian for 'Sweep the leg'?

Posted by: Garrett at March 02, 2015 09:26 PM (66Sda)

34 Let us not forget that Obama's campaign stripped off the id of the credit card donations so that foreign donations would not be discovered.


They are all crooks.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 02, 2015 09:26 PM (0FSuD)

35 Just breaking now, the entire time she was SoS, she never had a government email account, she used her personal email.

"Hey el-Sisi, that some crazy shit in Libya, drop me a line at Hillary2016@yahoo.com"


Posted by: lowandslow at March 02, 2015 09:26 PM (bMvNZ)

36 "Against the law"

Awww, that's cute.

I Am The State.

King O'Barky the First.

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 02, 2015 09:26 PM (/jpU8)

37 Are you guys saying Hillary doesn't love America?

She sure as hell does.

Ka-ching!!

Posted by: eman at March 02, 2015 09:26 PM (MQEz6)

38 Is their any politician that hasn't gotten rich before or after they leave office?

Joe Biden has accumulated a fortune in paste and stickers.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 02, 2015 09:26 PM (1RNgT)

39 Spazzare la gamba!

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 02, 2015 09:27 PM (rwI+c)

40 Bannion, with all the fuel savings due to drop in oil prices, did you see a massive OM reprogramming memo?

Posted by: Jean at March 02, 2015 09:27 PM (ztOda)

41 I saw a Booehner drinkin a Scotch and soda at Trader Vic's.
And his tan was perfefect.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 02, 2015 09:27 PM (ucDmr)

42 I would like to see her emails about Benghazi

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 02, 2015 09:27 PM (zOTsN)

43 Italy, Spain.
what difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 02, 2015 09:27 PM (LWu6U)

44 It is not illegal if the President does it.----Nixon.
We have been putting up with shit for too long.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at March 02, 2015 09:28 PM (WNERA)

45 Are you guys saying Hillary doesn't love America?

She sure as hell does.

Ka-ching!!
Posted by: eman at March 02, 2015 09:26 PM (MQEz6)


It' a pretty sad thing that in-your-face and open graft and corruption would be considered a step up from the current POTUS.

....

Bartender? All the bourbons, please.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 02, 2015 09:28 PM (V+kmg)

46 What impressed me was that Red Mini Skirt woman is tougher than any Italian soccer player.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 02, 2015 09:28 PM (LXsdn)

47 They have been doing it so long that I've heard people who made illegal foreign contributions talk about it on NPR. They have no fear of prosecution, they have forgotten that it was ever illegal.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at March 02, 2015 09:28 PM (zauWW)

48 Perfect.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 02, 2015 09:29 PM (ucDmr)

49 The video happened in Spain, not Italy.

Hope they catch those pricks.

Posted by: Y-not at March 02, 2015 09:29 PM (9BRsg)

50 Ah, Empress, does the presence of red in your nic indicate a new podcast, or is that a residue from a recent feeding of the ravage?

Posted by: your throngs of humble devotees at March 02, 2015 09:29 PM (OVx7B)

51 barrer la pierna!

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 02, 2015 09:29 PM (rwI+c)

52 Again, the news more and more gives me a fresh perspective on the French revolution and the need for a national razor.

The question, in my mind, is not longer "How could that happen?," and has become "How come that does not happen more often?"

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 02, 2015 09:30 PM (LWu6U)

53 Clinton's gotta Clinton.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 02, 2015 09:31 PM (KlVdw)

54 Well, when you don't have a "library", you need a "foundation". Or....sumthin.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 02, 2015 09:31 PM (EDYaR)

55 OK, so Hillary forgot to ask for an official email address, and forgot to mention her bribes.

So what? Anyone who has an older relative with dementia should be more sympathetic than this. This kind of article is just elder abuse. It's tantamount to taking away her walker and laughing.

Posted by: Splunge at March 02, 2015 09:31 PM (qyomX)

56 34 Let us not forget that Obama's campaign stripped off the id of the credit card donations so that foreign donations would not be discovered.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 02, 2015 09:26 PM (0FSuD)



And the Bush Justice Department immediately sprang into action.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2015 09:31 PM (sdi6R)

57 If she used her personal email she also probably compromised security

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 02, 2015 09:32 PM (zOTsN)

58 Soon.

Posted by: gmail at March 02, 2015 09:32 PM (rwI+c)

59 The Clinton's also kept all the money donated for Haiti relief.

Posted by: commentorior at March 02, 2015 09:32 PM (ODxAs)

60 HUH? so we're questioning HC on the use of her personal email account??? WTF??? OMG how naïve and/or fucking stooped are we. This bitch traveled the world for four fucking years in silence doing her bidding of the destruction of this country. She has a trail of bodies leading straight to her door. Including Ambassador Stevens. Buy a fucking vowel please everyone..

Posted by: Regular Guy at March 02, 2015 09:32 PM (XYKz+)

61 I just listened to a congressman from TN explain why he was boycotting Mr Ntenyahu's speech tomorrow. I got just a little more retarded tonight.

Posted by: fastfreefall at March 02, 2015 09:33 PM (pqOzY)

62 I see a House committee being formed in the next few months. Then a staff will be hired, a lengthy investigation will follow, findings reached, and a report made which the media will laugh at and Obama ignore. Where am I wrong?

Posted by: Banjo at March 02, 2015 09:33 PM (IMztf)

63 Anyone remember the Argentines getting caught at the airport with several million dollars for Caesar in Venezuela

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 02, 2015 09:33 PM (0FSuD)

64 She had to have a high side email address. She may not have used it -- but she had one.

Posted by: Jean at March 02, 2015 09:33 PM (ztOda)

65 61 I just listened to a congressman from TN explain why he was boycotting Mr Ntenyahu's speech tomorrow. I got just a little more retarded tonight.
Posted by: fastfreefall at March 02, 2015 09:33 PM


How many words did he use to say "Because Jooooo?"

Posted by: Splunge at March 02, 2015 09:34 PM (qyomX)

66 If they raked in that much moolah couldn't they have bought a grandbaby that isn't so plug ugly?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 02, 2015 09:34 PM (zFn4j)

67 62: Nowhere.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 02, 2015 09:34 PM (ucDmr)

68 Obama/Clinton

They get away with EVERYTHING. Park suicides, theft, forgeries, murdered gay choir boys, usurping, treason, pedophile orgy islands, the crimes are endless.

Nobody and nothing, and I mean nothing will stop them.

They have their own NSA, FBI, CIA, DOJ, IRS, SS enforcers. Truly remarkable.





Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at March 02, 2015 09:34 PM (Vlmpk)

69 saddlebags077@aol.com

Posted by: Hillary Clinton private email address at March 02, 2015 09:34 PM (66Sda)

70 61
I just listened to a congressman from TN explain why he was boycotting
Mr Ntenyahu's speech tomorrow. I got just a little more retarded
tonight.

Posted by: fastfreefall at March 02, 2015 09:33 PM (pqOzY)

Had to be Cohen, a Jew that represents a Black district in Memphis.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 02, 2015 09:34 PM (0FSuD)

71 When you hand out a thousand business cards with the account and routing number, do you really expect to know where all that money came from?

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 02, 2015 09:34 PM (2o6Wj)

72 It's a good thing she is oozing with personal charm, or some of this might end up sticking to her.

Posted by: Dave S. at March 02, 2015 09:34 PM (UvR6d)

73 Ladies and Gentlmen your grandmother of the year. Or maybe the decade.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 02, 2015 09:35 PM (ucDmr)

74 Netenyahu offended Obama,which to a Dem is truly blasphemous.

Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2015 09:35 PM (KETbL)

75 Hillary? Scandals? Never heard of her.

But whoa, hey...would you look at those llamas go!

Posted by: The MFM at March 02, 2015 09:35 PM (Y5I9o)

76 We're Ready For Hillary.

Posted by: Little Rock Deluxe Old Folks Home at March 02, 2015 09:36 PM (qyomX)

77 She has trouble paying the mortgage after they left the White House. Remember?

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 02, 2015 09:36 PM (zOTsN)

78 19 David Crockett
Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 02, 2015 09:22 PM (LXsdn)
I wish the same end for ours today.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 02, 2015 09:23 PM

Yeah right. Like any of them would die honorably fighting for a righteous cause. Well a few, but not many. More interested in their hookers & blow.

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 02, 2015 09:36 PM (HIHOZ)

79 Nobody and nothing, and I mean nothing will stop them.
They have their own NSA, FBI, CIA, DOJ, IRS, SS enforcers. Truly remarkable.
Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at March 02, 2015 09:34 PM (Vlmpk)


Listen up, kids.

THIS is why you go to college. OK?

So stay in school and get good....grades.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 02, 2015 09:37 PM (V+kmg)

80 >>They get away with EVERYTHING


You forgot rape, sodomy and rape.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 02, 2015 09:37 PM (66Sda)

81 Having no God the left worships men(or women or transgenders,the list get's longer)

Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2015 09:37 PM (KETbL)

82 I'm not sure that a sign-off by a political crony makes it okay.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 02, 2015 09:37 PM (MMC8r)

83
I saw a Booehner drinkin a Scotch and soda at Trader Vic's.
And his tan was perfefect.Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 02, 2015 09:27 PM (ucDmr)

--------------------
AAAAAAAAHHHH-OOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Douchbag of Washington.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 02, 2015 09:37 PM (KlVdw)

84 75: I read sandals at first. Pretty sure Rodham is a crocs type.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 02, 2015 09:37 PM (ucDmr)

85 Hey, you remember that whole "no controlling legal authority" bullshit? I invented that, too!

Posted by: Albert "Eat Twigs & Sand, You Ugly Poors" Gore at March 02, 2015 09:37 PM (Q819Q)

86 And now you the law of unintended conequences. What are creeps gonna do when you outlaw butt-pinches?

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 02, 2015 09:38 PM (2o6Wj)

87 MITT ROMNEY'S DOG!

Posted by: The MSM at March 02, 2015 09:38 PM (MMC8r)

88 *shoves All The Bourbon through the USB for Bannion*


Ah, Empress, does the presence of red in your nic indicate a new podcast, or is that a residue from a recent feeding of the ravage?
Posted by: your throngs of humble devotees at March 02, 2015 09:29 PM (OVx7B)



New super duper long podcast goes up tomorrow morning.

Teaser: If you've ever wanted to hear me say Delegation Doctrine mfer do you speak it, this is your chance.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at March 02, 2015 09:38 PM (IrByp)

89 And Warren all you can eat Buffet said today Cankles will be the next Ms Preezy

Posted by: Regular Guy at March 02, 2015 09:38 PM (XYKz+)

90 Her expansive use of the private account was alarming to current and former National Archives and Records Administration officials and government watchdogs, who called it a serious breach.

OOOOOoo...look at the strong language. "Alarming" and "serious breach".
She's in big trouble now/sarc

Listen peasants, watch how you talk about our next CIC. She keeps score too.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 02, 2015 09:39 PM (XmOA9)

91 72 It's a good thing she is oozing with personal charm, or some of this might end up sticking to her.
Posted by: Dave S. at March 02, 2015 09:34 PM


You've got her pegged, all right. After I watch a Hillary speech, I am stunned by what I witnessed -- a show of pure charisma. I can't tell you what she said, all I know is: I must like and respect this woman. Her voice captivates me. She is leadership personified, wisdom personified, a Goddess descended to Earth. I could listen to her talk for days.

Posted by: Splunge at March 02, 2015 09:39 PM (qyomX)

92 83: Couple more lines, we have a remake here.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 02, 2015 09:39 PM (ucDmr)

93 46 What impressed me was that Red Mini Skirt woman is tougher than any Italian soccer player.


Heh!!! Remember when they flopped there way to the World Cup a few years ago?

Posted by: puddleglum@work at March 02, 2015 09:39 PM (20X6f)

94 And this surprises who in the room? I mean come on these are the Clinton's people. I just cannot wait for Chelsea to get in on this.

Posted by: Picric at March 02, 2015 09:40 PM (QnQ+g)

95 You said rape twice

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 02, 2015 09:40 PM (/jpU8)

96 What are creeps gonna do when you outlaw butt-pinches?
Posted by: bergerbilder at March 02, 2015 09:38 PM (2o6Wj)


Well then, I'll just have the State Troopers do the smacking around part of the rape, too.

Posted by: William Jefferson Blythe Clinton at March 02, 2015 09:40 PM (Q819Q)

97 He likes rape

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 02, 2015 09:41 PM (zOTsN)

98 Friday was Cheslsea's birthday, what did you all get her?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 02, 2015 09:41 PM (0FSuD)

99 89: Fuck Warren Buffet. Asshole. Soros wannabe.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 02, 2015 09:41 PM (ucDmr)

100 IT IS MY TURN!!!!!

Posted by: Where is my walker Clinton at March 02, 2015 09:41 PM (WNERA)

101 44
It is not illegal if the President does it.----Nixon.

Well, that is if the president is a democrat.
Poor Dicky did not understand that the world changed when an R held the office, and all those things kennedy, johnson and f-ing fdr did were no longer tolerated.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at March 02, 2015 09:42 PM (LWu6U)

102 You've got her pegged, all right. After I watch a
Hillary speech, I am stunned by what I witnessed -- a show of pure
charisma. I can't tell you what she said, all I know is: I must like and
respect this woman. Her voice captivates me. She is leadership
personified, wisdom personified, a Goddess descended to Earth. I could
listen to her talk for days.

Posted by: Splunge at March 02, 2015 09:39 PM (qyomX)

-----


That winning smile, with those yellow teeth....well, you forget about the prune face the second you see it. And the laugh. My God, the laugh. Dripping with sincerity, unlike that Richie Rich Mitt Romney.

Posted by: Dave S. at March 02, 2015 09:42 PM (UvR6d)

103 66 If they raked in that much moolah couldn't they have bought a grandbaby that isn't so plug ugly?
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 02, 2015 09:34

Don't worry, it'll get repeated rounds of plastic surgery once it's old enough. Just like mommy.

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 02, 2015 09:42 PM (HIHOZ)

104 So do I.

Where the white women at?

Posted by: Tired movie Cliches at March 02, 2015 09:42 PM (/jpU8)

105 Is anybody keeping track of how much rope will be needed?

Rope futures might be a strong "buy".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2015 09:42 PM (HAxPE)

106
Join with me. And together we will bring about a reckoning.

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at March 02, 2015 09:42 PM (omuEe)

107 The Son in law is doing the family proud.

My pick for the next Corzine.

Posted by: Garrett at March 02, 2015 09:42 PM (66Sda)

108 98: A baby anaconda. They never eat their own right?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 02, 2015 09:42 PM (ucDmr)

109 88
Teaser: If you've ever wanted to hear me say Delegation Doctrine mfer do you speak it, this is your chance.
Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at March 02, 2015 09:38 PM (IrByp)



I'm still laughing at your Kafka remark from the last one.

Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2015 09:42 PM (sdi6R)

110 "Hillary Clinton, who is, by the way, a scumbag, illegally used her private email to conduct official business"

Let's just note briefly here that Sarah Palin did the same thing as governor of Alaska -- except not illegally -- and when that fact was revealed, the entire institutional left screamed hysterically about how it showed Palin to be a bumbling amateur unfit for the responsibilities of high office.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 02, 2015 09:43 PM (noWW6)

111 Oh no. NY Slime running is story on Clinton's private emails.




I feel a disturbance in the Force.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 02, 2015 09:43 PM (0FSuD)

112
You forgot rape, sodomy and rape.Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 02, 2015 09:37 PM (66Sda)
------------
You said rape twice.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 02, 2015 09:43 PM (KlVdw)

113 Money question for State Dept.: How many and what types of bribes/speaking engagements were NOT approved?

Posted by: Killian Thyme at March 02, 2015 09:43 PM (n2r4H)

114 Friday was Cheslsea's birthday, what did you all get her?

***

A Fisher-Price Pediatric Cardiologist kit.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at March 02, 2015 09:43 PM (zFn4j)

115 Uhhh.... so we have serious allegations of bribery....

Ummm... I sure don't see the media tracking her down and asking her questions about this...

or is she still in rehab?

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 02, 2015 09:43 PM (qh617)

116 Chavez,
Hi!
I agree with your last comment!

Posted by: Carol at March 02, 2015 09:43 PM (sj3Ax)

117 Chelsea's birthday?


Roll of quarters. Don't ask

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 02, 2015 09:44 PM (zOTsN)

118 Friday was Cheslsea's birthday, what did you all get her?"

A Number Six Dance.

Posted by: More Tired movie Cliches at March 02, 2015 09:44 PM (/jpU8)

119 You said rape twice.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 02, 2015 09:43 PM (KlVdw)

That makes it rape rape. Whoppie would be proud

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 02, 2015 09:44 PM (0FSuD)

120 I'm not much of a political prognosticator, but I think Hollyweird/alphbet nets want Liewatha so it really does not make any difference at this point. Its not like the IRS is going to audit and seize illegal funds unless the congressional party sweeps to power in 2016.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 02, 2015 09:44 PM (dkExz)

121 116: Hi Carol. Loaded up for Texas yet?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 02, 2015 09:44 PM (ucDmr)

122 Rope is a renewable resource.

Posted by: Jean at March 02, 2015 09:45 PM (ztOda)

123 You said rape twice.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 02, 2015 09:43 PM (KlVdw)


Chris Dodd: "Number 6?" I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Bill Clinton: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and whoopin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the womenfolks, of course.
Chris Dodd: You spare the women?
Bill Clinton: Naw, we rape the shit out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 02, 2015 09:45 PM (V+kmg)

124 I'm ready to try a Military dictatorship that terminates the millions of Commies that are just begging for it, followed by a gradual return to civilian rule in about a generation.

It is not the worst scenario.

Posted by: eman at March 02, 2015 09:45 PM (MQEz6)

125 Well, what will be done about it? Nothing. Why? Because there is no opposition party that will stand up and expose the corruption here. So, she will be our next president if Elizabeth Warren doesn't run, and it will be forgotten. We don't have anyone to run against her anyway. Oh, wait, we have Walker who didn't bother to finish college, so even though it should be a non-issue it will be the ultimate distraction. Yeah, nothing to worry about here. We have such responsible, experienced, sharp leadership in Washington these days. Yeah, there is nothing to worry about at all.

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at March 02, 2015 09:46 PM (2/oBD)

126 121 116: Hi Carol. Loaded up for Texas yet?
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 02, 2015 09:44 PM (ucDmr)



Some us will wait until we have to shoot our way outa here.

Posted by: a californian at March 02, 2015 09:46 PM (WNERA)

127 White LA cops shot Black guy on the ground. Holder on the plane to LA no doubt.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 02, 2015 09:46 PM (0FSuD)

128 OT: Possible Moron sighting in Calgary, Alberta. Certainly good for a laugh:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/qcb35tx

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2015 09:46 PM (HAxPE)

129 Ethics aside, did they violate OFAC? - that law has some teeth.

Posted by: Jean at March 02, 2015 09:47 PM (ztOda)

130 Some us will wait until we have to shoot our way outa here.
Posted by: a californian at March 02, 2015 09:46 PM


The exfiltration route goes through Tahoe City.

If a certain bar is open at that time....then....just....come back for me.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 02, 2015 09:47 PM (V+kmg)

131 I can't believe it's in NYT.
It was in WSJ a few days ago.

Posted by: Carol at March 02, 2015 09:47 PM (sj3Ax)

132 >>>Teaser: If you've ever wanted to hear me say Delegation Doctrine mfer do you speak it, this is your chance.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at March 02, 2015 09:38 PM (IrByp)<<<

More, er, "effective" than any phone sex line.

Posted by: your throngs of humble devotees at March 02, 2015 09:47 PM (OVx7B)

133 By the time Cankles wins the white house Bruce Jenner will be Bridgitte Jenner and ready to date Bill.

Posted by: Regular Guy at March 02, 2015 09:47 PM (XYKz+)

134 Oh no. NY Slime running is story on Clinton's private emails.




I feel a disturbance in the Force.


Posted by: Nip Sip at March 02, 2015 09:43 PM (0FSuD)


Surely you jest. We've been through this hundreds of times now.
The media bring it up, cover the superficialities, consider it done.

Bring it up again and it's hate. See how it works?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 02, 2015 09:48 PM (XmOA9)

135 I hear the war drums of great white squaw bearing crab dip

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 02, 2015 09:48 PM (zOTsN)

136 More, er, "effective" than any phone sex line.
Posted by: your throngs of humble devotees at March 02, 2015 09:47 PM (OVx7B)


You should be there in person.

It's absolutely......

BRB. Bunk.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 02, 2015 09:48 PM (V+kmg)

137
Rope is a renewable resource.

Posted by: Jean at March 02, 2015 09:45 PM (ztOda)







When the hippies went all in on hemp crops, I don't think this was what they had in mind.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 02, 2015 09:49 PM (cSU3r)

138 The Clintons turning down money would be like Michael Moore turning down an all you can eat buffet.

Posted by: no good deed at March 02, 2015 09:49 PM (ZKGnj)

139 @131

Here it is Carol. Probably fire walled.


http://tinyurl.com/msundbn

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 02, 2015 09:49 PM (0FSuD)

140 When the hippies went all in on hemp crops, I don't think this was what they had in mind.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 02, 2015 09:49 PM (cSU3r)



A little tooooo ironic...

Posted by: Alanis Morissette at March 02, 2015 09:50 PM (V+kmg)

141 I wonder if all the Clinton scandals already bubbling are enough to scare the Democrats. It's exhausting to think Democrats want the country to go through the Clinton shitstorm all over again.

Posted by: MTF, High Horsin' at March 02, 2015 09:50 PM (FCsIb)

142 Hillary got skunked by the Democrats falling in love with Obama in 08.

Next it will be the female cigar store Indian.



Posted by: eman at March 02, 2015 09:51 PM (MQEz6)

143 Rope futures might be a strong "buy".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2015 09:42 PM (HAxPE)


And don't forget lamp posts.

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 02, 2015 09:51 PM (2o6Wj)

144 I wonder if all the Clinton scandals already bubbling are enough to scare the Democrats. It's exhausting to think Democrats want the country to go through the Clinton shitstorm all over again.
Posted by: MTF, High Horsin' at March 02, 2015 09:50 PM (FCsIb)


*ahem*

Yeah, cuz there's NO WAY we'd ever do that again.

Posted by: Obama's 52% at March 02, 2015 09:51 PM (V+kmg)

145 I'm ready to try a Military dictatorship that terminates the millions of Commies that are just begging for it, followed by a gradual return to civilian rule in about a generation.

It is not the worst scenario.

Posted by: eman at March 02, 2015 09:45 PM (MQEz6)


Why, hello there!

Posted by: Zombie Agusto Pinochet at March 02, 2015 09:52 PM (0Ew3K)

146 Fauxatanus has such high ass cheek bones, her head looks like an escaping turd.

Posted by: a californian at March 02, 2015 09:52 PM (WNERA)

147 129 Ethics aside, did they violate OFAC? - that law has some teeth.
Posted by: Jean at March 02, 2015 09:47 PM (ztOda)


Who's the Attorney General again?

Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2015 09:52 PM (h6Mpm)

148 125. Oh, wait, we have Walker who didn't bother to finish college, so even though it should be a non-issue it will be the ultimate distraction. Posted by: Mistress Overdone at March 02, 2015 09:46 PM (

Look! She's back with her elitist walker doesn't have a bachelors degree whine. Let me share something with you sunshine: walker's accomplished waaayyyyy more than the vast majority of degreed cockholsters I've had the misfortune to "work" with during my entire career.

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 02, 2015 09:53 PM (HIHOZ)

149 Bring it up again and it's hate. See how it works?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 02, 2015 09:48 PM (XmOA9)

******

Yep. All is getting aired now for that Tommy Vietor "Dude, that was like 2 years ago!" moment for the Presstitutes.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 02, 2015 09:53 PM (cIoI4)

150 141: Scandals are a feature not a bug. Never ever forget that.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 02, 2015 09:53 PM (ucDmr)

151 142 Hillary got skunked by the Democrats falling in love with Obama in 08.
Next it will be the female cigar store Indian.


I'm guessing that the other side is facing something similar to our side. The energy on the Dem side is with the Progressives. The Progressives want Warren. But the Wall Street and Foreign Money wants Hillary, and have helped her assemble a formidable war chest that has sent Liawatha back to her teepee.

Posted by: Splunge at March 02, 2015 09:53 PM (qyomX)

152 "White LA cops shot Black guy on the ground."

Early line out here was that at least one black officer was involved.

Of course, there was a ranking black officer supervising the other officers from just outside of camera view in the Eric Garner fiasco, and that didn't stop the race-baiting machine from downshifting and punching the throttle wide open.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 02, 2015 09:54 PM (noWW6)

153 >>It is also haunted by a cantankerous rabbit.


Really, who isn't?

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at March 02, 2015 09:54 PM (66Sda)

154 Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 02, 2015 09:53 PM (HIHOZ)


THIS ^

Besides Harvard will give him an degree when he is president.

Posted by: a californian at March 02, 2015 09:54 PM (WNERA)

155 This is why they knew what happens when you drag a 20 dollar bill through a trailer park. The only difference is the price.

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 02, 2015 09:54 PM (zOTsN)

156 Besides Harvard will give him an degree when he is president.

Posted by: a californian at March 02, 2015 09:54 PM (WNERA)


I wouldn't count on that.

Remember, he's the wrong sort of people.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 02, 2015 09:55 PM (V+kmg)

157 The Nigerian Prince won't award her a million dollars on a government account.

Posted by: Dave S. at March 02, 2015 09:56 PM (UvR6d)

158 125 Oh, wait, we have Walker who didn't bother to finish college, so even though it should be a non-issue it will be the ultimate distraction.

A man who leaves college for job reasons has his head on straight. A man who stays there because he wants to impress boobs with a credential, when he had a more sensible alternative, is not worth a bucket of spit.

Mike Rowe has this exactly right.

Posted by: Splunge at March 02, 2015 09:56 PM (qyomX)

159 156: This. Times eleventy.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 02, 2015 09:56 PM (ucDmr)

160 Chavez,
How are you?
We want to & I have a number of cities in mind, most suggested by Jim, central Texas. We want to visit cities, etc when it's hot out, July. I'd say June but that's usually best month for Rose blooms here.

Decide where, find homes, other things have to be close by.

I sent email to yahoo group 2 weeks ago & only Texans replied. I know Walmart is being built near or in Marble Falls, etc.
My notes are on floor.

Posted by: Carol at March 02, 2015 09:56 PM (sj3Ax)

161 Walker means what he says.

Everybody hates those guys. He'll take one to the brain-box, and everybody will be suspect.

Way to much money runs to and through DC to have an honest man about.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 02, 2015 09:56 PM (XmOA9)

162 Hillary certainly has a memory problem.

Posted by: commentorior at March 02, 2015 09:56 PM (ODxAs)

163 154 Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 02, 2015 09:53 PM (HIHOZ)

Shit, check out my hash! Bwwaaahhhh

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 02, 2015 09:57 PM (HIHOZ)

164 Of course, there was a ranking black officer
supervising the other officers from just outside of camera view in the
Eric Garner fiasco, and that didn't stop the race-baiting machine from
downshifting and punching the throttle wide open.



Posted by: torquewrench at March 02, 2015 09:54 PM (noWW6)

She was also a woman, if I remember correctly.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 02, 2015 09:57 PM (0FSuD)

165 148 125. Oh, wait, we have Walker who didn't bother to finish college, so even though it should be a non-issue it will be the ultimate distraction. Posted by: Mistress Overdone at March 02, 2015 09:46 PM (

Look! She's back with her elitist walker doesn't have a bachelors degree whine. Let me share something with you sunshine: walker's accomplished waaayyyyy more than the vast majority of degreed cockholsters I've had the misfortune to "work" with during my entire career.

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 02, 2015 09:53 PM (HIHOZ)



I don't want to get in the middle of this, but "Ready, Fire, Aim"?

Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2015 09:57 PM (sdi6R)

166 Hillary had Putin's nemesis killed, but no one cares.

Posted by: Bamboozled at March 02, 2015 09:58 PM (JgQLj)

167 So, is Kerry running again?

Posted by: Ever at March 02, 2015 09:58 PM (QZdJj)

168 I am pso psorry I mispspoke. I won't happen again, I pswear.

Posted by: Jen Psaki at March 02, 2015 09:59 PM (MYPM9)

169 167 So, is Kerry running again?

No. Fetlock problems.

Posted by: Splunge at March 02, 2015 09:59 PM (qyomX)

170 Doing good Carol. Thanks. Looks like you are doing your research. Good luck on your future plans.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 02, 2015 09:59 PM (ucDmr)

171 >>>Shit, check out my hash! Bwwaaahhhh

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 02, 2015 09:57 PM (HIHOZ)<<<
Who you calling boobs???

Posted by: Mossad at March 02, 2015 09:59 PM (OVx7B)

172 163 154 Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 02, 2015 09:53 PM (HIHOZ)

Shit, check out my hash! Bwwaaahhhh
Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 02, 2015 09:57 PM (HIHOZ)


It's off to work you go, I guess.

Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2015 10:00 PM (h6Mpm)

173 So, is Kerry running again?

Posted by: Ever

Correction: should read "Is Kerry galloping again?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 02, 2015 10:00 PM (MYPM9)

174 Get off your Hi Hoss.

Posted by: Barack O'Reilly at March 02, 2015 10:01 PM (W5DcG)

175 #clintonsbribesdontcount

Posted by: Bamboozled at March 02, 2015 10:01 PM (JgQLj)

176 You do not fight or antagonize police. It was taught to us as children & I've never been a criminal. I was nice & respectful last time I got pulled over for running "red" light. It was yellow when I hit gas pedal.

Insurance went sky high, one thing & it took away all credits!

Posted by: Carol at March 02, 2015 10:01 PM (sj3Ax)

177 And of course, the msm won't talk about this. They've gotta go.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2015 10:01 PM (g1DWB)

178 165 I don't want to get in the middle of this, but "Ready, Fire, Aim"?
Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2015 09:57 PM (sdi6R)

He's already picked up working class, non-degreed voters in Wisconsin. Repeatedly. You really think he won't do the same nationwide?

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 02, 2015 10:02 PM (HIHOZ)

179 Seriously, Politico? "A spokeswoman"? "A"!? "Oh, you know, just one of dozens of spokespeople we have here at State."

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 02, 2015 10:02 PM (MYPM9)

180 The time to get all the dirty stuff out is now so the voters will tire or forget about it by election day.

Oldest trick in the book.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 02, 2015 10:02 PM (l3vZN)

181 HIHOZ sounds like an escort service

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 02, 2015 10:03 PM (zOTsN)

182 Oldest trick in the book.

---

No, that's "kill your opponent." This one is, like, sixth oldest, tops.

Posted by: Russian Book at March 02, 2015 10:04 PM (MYPM9)

183 HIHOZ sounds like an escort service

----

So...the name of our Third Party?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 02, 2015 10:05 PM (MYPM9)

184 HIHOZ sounds like an escort service

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 02, 2015 10:03 PM (zOTsN)


Or a gangsta greeting.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2015 10:05 PM (FMbng)

185 >>>HIHOZ sounds like an escort service

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 02, 2015 10:03 PM (zOTsN)<<<
That was our Mile High Club on Jeffrey Epstein's jet.

Posted by: The Clenis at March 02, 2015 10:05 PM (OVx7B)

186 The only way this story could get any better would be for Hillary to be elected President of the United States.

Posted by: Geof Francs at March 02, 2015 10:05 PM (hl6fe)

187 No no. Oldest trick in the book is in the wheel house of HIHOZ

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 02, 2015 10:05 PM (zOTsN)

188 177
And of course, the msm won't talk about this. They've gotta go.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2015 10:01 PM (g1DWB)

-----

She really has no redeeming qualities at all. She is crooked as they get, but without a fraction of the significant political talents her husband has. I'm not sure if it isn't best for us if the media keeps running cover for her a while longer.

Posted by: Dave S. at March 02, 2015 10:05 PM (UvR6d)

189 Oldest trick in the book.

---

No, that's "kill your opponent." This one is, like, sixth oldest, tops.


Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 02, 2015 10:06 PM (l3vZN)

190 171 Who you calling boobs???
Posted by: Mossad at March 02, 2015 09:59 PM (OVx7B)

No no you misunderstand. It's the girls homage to a real man. Would you like a cupcake as a peace offering?

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 02, 2015 10:06 PM (HIHOZ)

191 "Against the law..." Oh, Ace. Hillary was a lawyer! By definition she CAN'T do something illegal.

Posted by: Democrat Group Think at March 02, 2015 10:06 PM (MYPM9)

192 Chavez,
Glad things are good with you.
I've been busy looking at city websites & Wiki for truth about city.
City websites will have average annual temp & it means nothing.

Posted by: Carol at March 02, 2015 10:07 PM (sj3Ax)

193 I'm starting to wonder if Hillary may be the absolute best candidate we could run against.

Posted by: Kal at March 02, 2015 10:07 PM (Tdqk9)

194 Who you calling boobs???
Posted by: Mossad at March 02, 2015 09:59 PM (OVx7B)

No no you misunderstand. It's the girls homage to a real man. Would you like a cupcake as a peace offering?


Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 02, 2015 10:06 PM (HIHOZ)


pssst, yo Mos.... take the cupcake.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2015 10:07 PM (FMbng)

195 No no you misunderstand. It's the girls homage to a real man. Would you like a cupcake as a peace offering?
Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 02, 2015 10:06 PM (HIHOZ)

*******

Please do commence to showing them the cupcake I once had the privilege to view, briefly....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 02, 2015 10:08 PM (3F6F8)

196 Isn't this what the entire plot of No Way Out with Kevin Costner and Gene Hackman hinged upon?

Posted by: BuddyPC at March 02, 2015 10:08 PM (mIQJh)

197 With all the dirt coming from the State Department, who would benefit the most from this? Who could it come from that would find a friendly reporter anxious to print negative comments about Hillary? That's why the possibility of a Kerry run is a possibility, imo, especially if he could envision himself beating a Bush.

Posted by: Ever at March 02, 2015 10:08 PM (QZdJj)

198 192: Soon, We plan on moving to Henderson, NV. I am sick of winters.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 02, 2015 10:09 PM (ucDmr)

199 The very first post sums it all up.

*drinks from bottle of Rebel Yell*

*chases it with IPA*

*lights a cig and wanders away, singing loudly but in poor taste*

*hurls empty bottle into the middle distance without exact aim*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 02, 2015 10:09 PM (S0bOl)

200 >>She really has no redeeming qualities at all. She is crooked as they get, but without a fraction of the significant political talents her husband has. I'm not sure if it isn't best for us if the media keeps running cover for her a while longer.

Given the reality of the msm today, you're probably right. I just want them to go the fuck away if they are going to be so outrageously biased. No way Obama ever gets elected in the first place if we have an honest msm.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2015 10:09 PM (g1DWB)

201 178 165 I don't want to get in the middle of this, but "Ready, Fire, Aim"?
Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2015 09:57 PM (sdi6R)

He's already picked up working class, non-degreed voters in Wisconsin. Repeatedly. You really think he won't do the same nationwide?

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 02, 2015 10:02 PM (HIHOZ)



No, I meant that I thought you might have misunderstood Mistress Overdone's comment.

Walker is definitely my first choice. The federal unions need to be confronted too, and he's just the man to do it.

Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2015 10:09 PM (sdi6R)

202 HIHOZ is white squaws tribal name. HIHOZ benefits from this. Unless they re trying to get it out of the way early, and then it benefits OLDHO

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 02, 2015 10:10 PM (zOTsN)

203 With all the dirt coming from the State Department, who would benefit the most from this? Who could it come from that would find a friendly reporter anxious to print negative comments about Hillary? That's why the possibility of a Kerry run is a possibility, imo, especially if he could envision himself beating a Bush.

Posted by: Ever at March 02, 2015 10:08 PM (QZdJj)


He is definitely that level of insufferable douchebag.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2015 10:10 PM (FMbng)

204 "He's already picked up working class, non-degreed voters in Wisconsin."

Working-class non-degreed white voters.

It's not yet clear that Walker can pull this class of voters anywhere else in the upper Midwest outside of WI -- I would bet that he can -- but what is clear is that the Mittbot 3000 totally failed to get any traction in this bloc. So much so that they are largely responsible for Mitt not being President today.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 02, 2015 10:11 PM (noWW6)

205 >>With all the dirt coming from the State Department, who would benefit the most from this?

Warren. And Obama likes Warren.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2015 10:13 PM (g1DWB)

206 >>>No no you misunderstand. It's the girls homage to a real man. Would you like a cupcake as a peace offering?

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 02, 2015 10:06 PM (HIHOZ)



*******



Please do commence to showing them the cupcake I once had the privilege to view, briefly....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at March 02, 2015 10:08 PM (3F6F<<<

We will accept this cupcake. Gladly.

**calls off the shapeshifting, spider commando squad**

Posted by: Mossad at March 02, 2015 10:13 PM (OVx7B)

207 Barbara Mikulski is available to run for pres.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 02, 2015 10:13 PM (W5DcG)

208 201 No, I meant that I thought you might have misunderstood Mistress Overdone's comment
Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2015 10:09 PM (sdi6R)

You must have missed her running ont rant on the subject not too long back.

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 02, 2015 10:15 PM (HIHOZ)

209 CAC told me Saturday that if primary were held that day, Walker would win & next three.
Jeb is not acceptable because he says FU to the base.

Posted by: Carol at March 02, 2015 10:15 PM (sj3Ax)

210 MSNBC talking head Steve Letrec (?) says he is a good friend of Boehner and he has advised him to start "chopping off heads". Not of dems.

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 02, 2015 10:15 PM (zOTsN)

211 Barbara Mikulski is available to run for pres.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 02, 2015 10:13 PM (W5DcG)


The Vogon elections are this year?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2015 10:15 PM (FMbng)

212 Yaaaaawwwwwnnn.

I'm sure this is really interesting in "fly-over" country but let's talk about what is really important ...

Have any of you heard of the Crusades??!?!?!?!?!?!

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at March 02, 2015 10:15 PM (09DZ1)

213 208
You must have missed her running ont rant on the subject not too long back.

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 02, 2015 10:15 PM (HIHOZ)



Perhaps I did. I usually like her comments, though.

Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2015 10:16 PM (sdi6R)

214 MSNBC now covering the email story. Pigs fly.


Warren

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 02, 2015 10:16 PM (zOTsN)

215 HIHOZ. HIHOZ. It's off to work we go... **whistles**

Posted by: the Seven Dwarves at March 02, 2015 10:16 PM (OVx7B)

216 Barbara Mikulski is available to run for pres.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 02, 2015 10:13 PM (W5DcG)


Ben Carson should run for her seat.

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 02, 2015 10:17 PM (0Ew3K)

217 Perhaps one day we will chance to see these evil people eaten by zombies. Now that would be righteous, wouldn't it?

Posted by: Eromero at March 02, 2015 10:17 PM (go5uR)

218 206 We will accept this cupcake. Gladly.
**calls off the shapeshifting, spider commando squad**
Posted by: Mossad at March 02, 2015 10:13 PM

I've got a roaring migraine. You guys are gonna have to work your comment search-fu to find the link. You probably also want to search for whipped cream. Mmmmm dessert.....

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 02, 2015 10:18 PM (HIHOZ)

219 Righteous-and-a-half !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 02, 2015 10:18 PM (S0bOl)

220 Sure this woman is the Jean D'Arc of corruption, but the GOP cant wish Obamas executive overreach away by clapping its heels together, so lets throw a fit and gift-wrap the Oval Office for her!

Posted by: Begonia at March 02, 2015 10:18 PM (qc92g)

221 Hat,
Yes, Carson should stop talk of running for president & try senate run instead.
Are you reading Conservative Review too?

Posted by: Carol at March 02, 2015 10:19 PM (sj3Ax)

222 Ben Carson should run for her seat.

---

That seat needs to be decontaminated, sterilized, or, best of all, destroyed. How long has she sat her ass in that chair?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 02, 2015 10:21 PM (MYPM9)

223 MSNBC going at the fact that personal email was not secure

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 02, 2015 10:21 PM (zOTsN)

224 Hat,
Yes, Carson should stop talk of running for president & try senate run instead.
Are you reading Conservative Review too?

Posted by: Carol at March 02, 2015 10:19 PM (sj3Ax)


Saw the suggestion on a Reddit comment.

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 02, 2015 10:21 PM (0Ew3K)

225 Calling it a "stunning breach of security"

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 02, 2015 10:23 PM (zOTsN)

226 Benghazi committee found it out

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 02, 2015 10:24 PM (zOTsN)

227 Surely you jest. We've been through this hundreds of times now.
The media bring it up, cover the superficialities, consider it done.

Bring it up again and it's hate. See how it works?
Posted by: OneEyedJack

The time to get all the dirty stuff out is now so the voters will tire or forget about it by election day.

Oldest trick in the book.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat


This is innoculation. By the crooked Media. Nothing more than that.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....in the bleak midwinter at March 02, 2015 10:24 PM (+1T7c)

228 Oh yeah well I have an October surprise up my skirt toots. I'm coming out as a lezbo and divorcing Bill. Clinton/Warren 16

Posted by: Cankles Clinton at March 02, 2015 10:24 PM (XYKz+)

229 Political Hat,
You should make Conservative Review daily reading.
I don't know anything about Reddit & don't care to.

I have to rescue towels from dryer or they'll freeze!

Posted by: Carol at March 02, 2015 10:24 PM (sj3Ax)

230 Sure this woman is the Jean D'Arc of corruption, but the GOP cant wish Obamas executive overreach away by clapping its heels together, so lets throw a fit and gift-wrap the Oval Office for her!

Beautiful.

Posted by: Guy Who Really Likes Mixed Metaphors at March 02, 2015 10:25 PM (Q819Q)

231 166 Hillary had Putin's nemesis killed, but no one cares.
Posted by: Bamboozled at March 02, 2015 09:58 PM (JgQLj)

Putin is perfectly capable of handling that himself.

Posted by: joncelli at March 02, 2015 10:25 PM (ENczY)

232 >>Hillary Rodham Clinton exclusively used a personal email account to conduct government business as secretary of state

Wait, this didn't register the first time. Exclusively? Did she not use a State Dept. email account at all?

Not even trying to hide it.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2015 10:25 PM (g1DWB)

233 That seat needs to be decontaminated, sterilized, or, best of all, destroyed. How long has she sat her ass in that chair?


Posted by: Turd Ferguson at March 02, 2015 10:21 PM (MYPM9)


Long enough to add to the periodic table.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2015 10:26 PM (FMbng)

234 My computer is slow as shit tonight. Is it just me, or is anyone else having this problem?

Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2015 10:26 PM (sdi6R)

235 Brace yourselves.

Posted by: CAC at March 02, 2015 10:26 PM (Q3xSC)

236 234: Had that problem at work all day. Home internet isn't much better.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 02, 2015 10:28 PM (ucDmr)

237 235 Brace yourselves.
Posted by: CAC at March 02, 2015 10:26 PM


This is far from optimal. What? Have you already called the 2016 election for Hillary?

Posted by: Splunge at March 02, 2015 10:28 PM (qyomX)

238 235 Brace yourselves.

Do the loins need girding?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 02, 2015 10:28 PM (0NdlF)

239 231 166 Hillary had Putin's nemesis killed, but no one cares.
Posted by: Bamboozled at March 02, 2015 09:58 PM (JgQLj)

Putin is perfectly capable of handling that himself.
Posted by: joncelli at March 02, 2015 10:25 PM


Not according to our top reporter.

Posted by: New York Observer at March 02, 2015 10:29 PM (qyomX)

240 Mrs. Clinton did not have a government email address during her four-year tenure at the State Department.




Holy schnikes! Pooky had three official email addresses at his first posting as an A1C! He's down to two now, but that took some work. Good grief, what genius thought it was a good idea for the SecState to not have an official email?!

Posted by: pookysgirl is officially a klutz at March 02, 2015 10:29 PM (dCUzJ)

241 Wait, this didn't register the first time. Exclusively? Did she not use a State Dept. email account at all?



Not even trying to hide it.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2015 10:25 PM (g1DWB)

------

They aren't really going to nominate her, are they? If so, we aren't really going to elect her, are we?

Part of me still thinks the answers might be yes and yes, so from a cold, practical, political standpoint I don't know what I want. She is really a disgusting creature devoid of any redeeming quality. I cannot understand how she is even close to viable.

Posted by: Dave S. at March 02, 2015 10:30 PM (UvR6d)

242 Brace ourselves for what?

Did you finally make a plaid map for us?

Posted by: L, Elle at March 02, 2015 10:30 PM (6J/xZ)

243 how's the leg, pookysgirl?

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 02, 2015 10:31 PM (4gN5w)

244 241 They aren't really going to nominate her, are they?

No. There is another.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 02, 2015 10:32 PM (qyomX)

245 Rickl,
I'm having hard time too with refreshing website.

Posted by: Carol at March 02, 2015 10:33 PM (sj3Ax)

246 241 Wait, this didn't register the first time. Exclusively? Did she not use a State Dept. email account at all?

Not even trying to hide it.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2015 10:25 PM (g1DWB)
------
They aren't really going to nominate her, are they? If so, we aren't really going to elect her, are we?

Part of me still thinks the answers might be yes and yes, so from a cold, practical, political standpoint I don't know what I want. She is really a disgusting creature devoid of any redeeming quality. I cannot understand how she is even close to viable.
Posted by: Dave S. at March 02, 2015 10:30 PM (UvR6d)

Have you been in a coma since 2007?

Obama is proof any damn useless hunk of rotten flesh can become President.

Posted by: eman at March 02, 2015 10:33 PM (MQEz6)

247 241 They aren't really going to nominate her, are they?

No. There is another.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 02, 2015 10:32 PM (qyomX)

******
You betcher azz there is, Paleface.

Posted by: Lieawatha at March 02, 2015 10:33 PM (3F6F8)

248 241
She is really a disgusting creature devoid of any redeeming quality. I cannot understand how she is even close to viable.

Posted by: Dave S. at March 02, 2015 10:30 PM (UvR6d)



In many ways, this is the story of Obama.

Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2015 10:34 PM (sdi6R)

249 The demonrats could run that little socialist shitheel Rick Steeves and win. Damn, he's a fuckin asshat.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 02, 2015 10:34 PM (ucDmr)

250 Wouldn't it be about time for the ONT?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 02, 2015 10:35 PM (0FSuD)

251 Everything working fine here, refreshing quickly.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 02, 2015 10:35 PM (S0bOl)

252 Against the law?

I AM THE LAW

Posted by: The Democrat Party (D) at March 02, 2015 10:36 PM (QCo5R)

253 The Democrats could nominate a broken lawnmower and it would be a tense Election Nght for the GOP.

Posted by: eman at March 02, 2015 10:36 PM (MQEz6)

254 CAC,
I posted in last 10-20 minutes what you emailed me about Walker winning primary if it was held Saturday.
Now I see you're here!
How was shower?

Posted by: Carol at March 02, 2015 10:36 PM (sj3Ax)

255 Law? What Law?

I AM THE LAW!

Posted by: Hillary "Dredd" Clinton at March 02, 2015 10:36 PM (+1T7c)

256 Against the law and the Constitution... tee-hee, that's so cute!

Posted by: The Outfit at March 02, 2015 10:38 PM (uVwPQ)

257 Rickl,
I'm having hard time too with refreshing website.
Posted by: Carol


I could use a refreshing website!

Posted by: Dr Pepper at March 02, 2015 10:39 PM (+1T7c)

258 " The Democrats could nominate a broken lawnmower and it would be a tense Election Nght for the GOP."

That might be what is needed for a 2nd party to win.

Remember 1860 !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 02, 2015 10:39 PM (S0bOl)

259 >>They aren't really going to nominate her, are they? If so, we aren't really going to elect her, are we?

Well if we do the good news I can forget politics and go back to worrying about the Jets full time cause we will be done.

Obama was a cipher to most people and the msm could paint any picture they wanted while hiding the dirt. Hillary just throws shit in your face and says "What?".

Breathtaking really.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2015 10:39 PM (g1DWB)

260
Have you been in a coma since 2007?



Obama is proof any damn useless hunk of rotten flesh can become President.



Posted by: eman at March 02, 2015 10:33 PM (MQEz6)

-----

Yeah, but I don't think she is Obama's choice. I assume he'd much prefer the hard left Warren.

Posted by: Dave S. at March 02, 2015 10:40 PM (UvR6d)

261 OT: Possible Moron sighting in Calgary, Alberta. Certainly good for a laugh:

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2015 09:46 PM (HAxPE)


Migawd! It is like being harangued by George Noory on 'shrooms.
Or while he is having DTs and trying not to show it.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2015 10:40 PM (t//F+)

262 Obama is proof any damn useless hunk of rotten flesh can become President.
-----------------------------------

Any?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 02, 2015 10:41 PM (QCo5R)

263 254 CAC,
I posted in last 10-20 minutes what you emailed me about Walker winning primary if it was held Saturday.
Now I see you're here!
How was shower?
Posted by: Carol at March 02, 2015 10:36 PM (sj3Ax)


Dude!

I mean, Ette!

I mean . . . er . . . um . . .

Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2015 10:41 PM (h6Mpm)

264 I can see AG Lynch putting top men on this right away.

Posted by: Iblis at March 02, 2015 10:43 PM (IQUkZ)

265 Wouldn't it be about time for the ONT?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 02, 2015 10:35 PM


The astute reader will note that it was not me who breached the subject.

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 02, 2015 10:43 PM (4gN5w)

266 Mrs. Clinton has no achievements of her own, except pushing SCOAMT to go into Libya & look how that's turned out.
Now it's terrorist training camp. Syria-possibly & most likely reason we have 4 dead at Libya Consulate, moving arms from U. S. Supplied to "rebels" & now in ISIS hands,

Any republican that won't bring up those "success" BS isn't worth voting for.

Posted by: Carol at March 02, 2015 10:44 PM (sj3Ax)

267 Duly noted.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 02, 2015 10:44 PM (S0bOl)

268 Just just throwing this out there because I cant make it to the OT. Sharnado 3 with Mark Cuban and Anne Coulter. Not kidding. Nite all.

Posted by: Badda Bing at March 02, 2015 10:45 PM (JgQLj)

269 " The Democrats could nominate a broken lawnmower and it would be a tense Election Nght for the GOP."

Lawn Boy 2016

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 02, 2015 10:45 PM (W5DcG)

270 Laws are for little people. We only enforce a law whenever one of those little people gets uppity.

Posted by: Mindy in the stylish tinfoil chapeau at March 02, 2015 10:46 PM (wVjT/)

271 Filbert,
His wife is having baby & baby shower was Saturday!

Posted by: Carol at March 02, 2015 10:47 PM (sj3Ax)

272 At this difference, what make does it point?

Posted by: Hillary, drunk on power at March 02, 2015 10:47 PM (sH832)

273 Why am I bracing myself CAC

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at March 02, 2015 10:48 PM (zOTsN)

274 Psaki got her job through Flunkies-R-Us

Posted by: HAL at March 02, 2015 10:49 PM (OmBeX)

275 She really has no redeeming qualities at all. She is
crooked as they get, but without a fraction of the significant
political talents her husband has. I'm not sure if it isn't best for us
if the media keeps running cover for her a while longer.

Posted by: Dave S. at March 02, 2015 10:05 PM (UvR6d)


Remember, the Junta needed Isabelita Peron.

For all of you that were thinking of a coup.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2015 10:49 PM (t//F+)

276 AltonJackson, do I remember correctly that you know "Stinky"? If so, I passed your greetings along to him, but couldn't remember the name you told me to use, and he didn't recognize "AltonJackson."

Posted by: Mindy in the stylish tinfoil chapeau at March 02, 2015 10:49 PM (wVjT/)

277 *drops empty into ditch, lights cig, keeps walking*

one mind, any weapon

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 02, 2015 10:50 PM (S0bOl)

278 OT: Brent Musberger is an idiot.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at March 02, 2015 10:51 PM (20X6f)

279 His wife is having baby & baby shower was Saturday!
Posted by: Carol at March 02, 2015 10:47 PM (sj3Ax)

She really enjoyed it Carol, thanks for asking.

We've got only a few weeks left.

Posted by: CAC at March 02, 2015 10:52 PM (Q3xSC)

280 Ed Klein was on local Boston radio show 3-4 times & there is feud between Clinton's & The JEF families. They hate each other.

If Mrs. Clinton had any ethics she would have said FU to SCOAMT for Secretary of State, but she thought it was going to be resume addition, but it makes her worse. An opportunist sums her up.

Posted by: Carol at March 02, 2015 10:54 PM (sj3Ax)

281 Gee, I wonder who could have leaked this story to the major MSM???

(*cough*Pocahontas Warren*cough)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 02, 2015 10:54 PM (elbY7)

282 Mindy, I saw your comment from last night this morning (if that makes any sense)

"Stinky" isn't ringing any bells...

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 02, 2015 10:56 PM (4gN5w)

283 Why do we even bother getting riled up about these things. Nothing will happen.

NOTHING.

NOT. ONE. GOD. DAMN. THING.

We are as corrupt as a third world country.

The majority has discovered and actively voting themselves largess from the public trough.

It is over. Nothing to do but wait for the burning times.

Posted by: Down and Out Drill Thrawl at March 02, 2015 10:58 PM (fO0en)

284 The burning times are here. It's just smoldering right now.

Posted by: simplemind at March 02, 2015 11:14 PM (hTeQK)

285 AltonJackson, thanks for reply. I must have gotten you mixed up with another 'ron.

Posted by: Mindy in the stylish tinfoil chapeau at March 02, 2015 11:21 PM (wVjT/)

286 Simplemind,
Burning times may explain why my eyes are burning despite all drops, warm air humidifier, etc & I can barely keep them open.

Posted by: Carol at March 02, 2015 11:24 PM (sj3Ax)

287 Former head of EPA, Lerner, Clinton.....I'd say they are some big role models for women's rights. They are pigs feeding at a very lucrative trough for themselves and in a perfect world should be banned from holding any public office to include dog catchers and be shunned.

You always have to follow the money with a Clinton. Foundation, political bribes, skirting protocol and roundly flipping the middle finger to laws.

There is a guy at my work in upper management. He cornered me at lunchtime and un-asked, started telling me how much admiration he had for Hillary and he prayed that she would be our next President. I stood and stared and I guess he thought that I would chime in along with. A few very awkward seconds pass with me giving him the death stare and he quickly scampered off.

I hate these people and all that support them.

Posted by: Cheri at March 03, 2015 12:02 AM (ZFPMM)

288 Carol - I know the feeling. I have never had allergies until I moved to CO. My eyes burn year round, sniffling, etc. I have found that cooled herbal tea bags and cold, sliced cucumber over the eyes at night and in the morning does help with the burning. Damn, it sucks

Posted by: Cheri at March 03, 2015 12:04 AM (ZFPMM)

289 I feel pret-teee, oh so pret-teee....

Posted by: Lieawatha at March 03, 2015 12:08 AM (lG2E3)

290 If any classified information was sent to that email account, Hillary Clinton is a potential felon. Retaining classified information outside of government control is against the law, and the Obama administration has prosecuted people for it.

It's jaw-droppingly insane from an information security standpoint.

Posted by: Ernst Blofeld at March 03, 2015 02:37 AM (Awb+1)

291 There have also been reports that she illegally transferred money out of her "tax free" foundation to her election campaign. But I will not hold my breath waiting for the FEC to "investigate".

Posted by: Vic at March 03, 2015 04:03 AM (wlDny)

292 My heavens. She is a more corrupt old battleaxe than I ever could have imagined.

It is to the point where a real challenge to reporters would be to identify something she has done honestly, fairly and in accordance with the law. now don't go say taking a dump because she's such a cheapskate she probably stole toilet paper from the loo.

Posted by: Jahn Dope@AnalogQuaint at March 03, 2015 05:05 AM (Q1C1g)

293 it goes without saying that nothing will be done about these illegal activities. nothing. the GOP is feckless, and they will do NOTHING about it.

look, the GOP is done. once the illegal immigrants are citizens and can vote, the GOP will never win another presidential election. someone better let the GOP know that hispanics trend far to the left of the party, so they may want to think about this whole endeavor to help obama rubber stamp several million illegal immigrants into new citizens. the GOP doesn't seem to get that this immigration move is extremely destructive, and it will have tremendous impact on our elections.

what does this have to do with hilary? well, she will be the next president if she runs. if she does not run or is challenged by elizabeth warren, warren will win, and she is far, far, far more radical. let's face it, the left has everything in place to finish off the country, and yes, they want to destroy this country. so what difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at March 03, 2015 07:23 AM (2/oBD)

294 I wonder if this is an effort by Obola to sandbag Hillary! and get Fauxcahontis to run. Fauxcahontis doesn't want to be destroyed by Hillary!'s formidable smear machine, so she says she's not running. Hillary saves her ammo for whatever Republican gets nominated. In the meantime Obola, hating the Clintons, starts his campaign against her. He's already beaten her once, and feels Fauxcahonits is more his ideological successor than Hillary!. So his minions start trashing Hillary!, Fauxcahontis' hands are clean, and with no front runner, reluctantly enters the race.

Posted by: Iblis at March 03, 2015 10:39 AM (U0ndG)

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