Early Morning Thread 2/28/15: Visions from Spiritus Mundi. [krakatoa]

Some week, eh?

Hey, at least we made it to another weekend.

I'm going to play with my 1 year old daughter and try to forget for a day or two about the assaults on my liberties from the Left & the Right.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 06:57 AM

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1 Good Morning Morons. Today is Saturday, February 28, 2015. On this day in 1885 the American Telephone and Telegraph Company was incorporated in New York as the subsidiary of American Bell Telephone. The company was later illegally broken up by the communist government of the US using the BS unconstitutional monopoly laws pushed in by Teddy Roosevelt.

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 06:58 AM (wlDny)

2 Sounds like a plan. Yay! Weekend!

Posted by: Cato at February 28, 2015 06:58 AM (3HxZe)

3 Crying Bonehead gets a one week funding measure for DHS.

http://fxn.ws/1DkjxLY

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 06:58 AM (wlDny)

4 A Hawaii Democrat attacks the Choom King over his ass kissing of muzzie terrorists. Other Democrats are not happy with this.

http://fxn.ws/1LUaoyy

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 06:58 AM (wlDny)

5 I'm going to pick up a new deer feeder and try to fix my busted washing machine today. Fun fun.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 28, 2015 06:59 AM (ufrZ6)

6 Early! And what am I doing up??

Morning, y'all!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 28, 2015 06:59 AM (/9Mak)

7 Craft brewers are lobbying congress for a tax break that other beer producers do not get. They want relief from the hidden federal beer tax that was passed as a temporary measure to fund the civil war. I say repeal the tax for ALL brewers. 150 years is long enough for a "temporary" tax.

http://fxn.ws/1DBY2cf

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 06:59 AM (wlDny)

8 RIP Earl Floyd at 86. He was the first black NBA player

http://fxn.ws/1EVcc8d

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 06:59 AM (wlDny)

9 Boston marathon bomber loses his appeal in his requested venue change.

http://fxn.ws/1LUc4YL

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 06:59 AM (wlDny)

10 Lawmakers are firing back at a proposal by the Obama administration to ban one of the most common bullets used with the popular AR-15 rifle, with more than 100 members of Congress signing a letter opposing the move on ammo.

As my father used to say; "mouth help". Put your votes where your mouth is. Pass a law defunding the ATF which has become a rogue agency under our tyrant and chief.

http://fxn.ws/1wwrQro

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 06:59 AM (wlDny)

11 Travis Kvapil had to drop out of a NASCAR race in Atlanta because someone stole his truck and the trailer with his car in it from the motel parking lot. I guess we will get to see if they can enforce that common motel thingy where they claim they are not liable for stuff in their parking lot. There is quite a lot of money involved here.

http://fxn.ws/1wwsfKs

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:00 AM (wlDny)

12 As a result of decades of Democrat control Chicago's bonds have been downgraded to near "junk" status proving once again that socialism does not work.

http://yhoo.it/1LTIO6j

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:00 AM (wlDny)

13 Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 06:59 AM (wlDny)

They could have venue-changed him to Texas. We'd be happy to give him a fair trial, then sentence him to death.

Posted by: Cato at February 28, 2015 07:00 AM (3HxZe)

14 The Republican member of the FCC is warning people that the Internet rules put forth by Obama are much worse than anyone imagines.

http://bit.ly/186Wsng

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:00 AM (wlDny)

15 The price of ground beef hits a new record high but we have no inflation say the Obamanites. All food prices are going through the roof and I say it is directly due to Obama printing money to monetize the debt he is incurring at a rate faster than FDR in WWII.

http://bit.ly/1ACnU7T

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:00 AM (wlDny)

16 More evidence of a pending ice age; snow in all 50 States next week. And yes, that includes HA.

http://bit.ly/1EyFk77

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:01 AM (wlDny)

17 The corrupt DOJ is going after campaign groups who fund candidates. So who are they going after so far? Republicans of course.

http://wapo.st/1GzUWGL

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:01 AM (wlDny)

18 There's nothing like a tiny daughter to make the evil of the world go away

Unfortunately like kittens they grow older and turn insane

Posted by: Navycopjoe (thugging through the doghouse) at February 28, 2015 07:01 AM (r3m4C)

19 Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:00 AM (wlDny)

Don't ask on whom the jackboot treads, it treads on thee.

Posted by: Cato at February 28, 2015 07:01 AM (3HxZe)

20 JEBBIE bussed in supporters to CPAC. With the Fat Man and Jebbie at CPAC I no longer think CPAC is worth a shit as a "conservative" organization.

http://slate.me/1G0ESAi

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:01 AM (wlDny)

21 The Gaystapo has its knives out for a small Christian college in SC now. It will be interesting to see how this plays out. This is a private school so the government should have no say in its policies. However a large percentage of the students do get federal loans so they may use that as a crowbar.

http://yhoo.it/1vIsEZs

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:01 AM (wlDny)

22 Unindicted felon Holder just has to play the race card one more time before leaving.

http://politi.co/1C3AEXi

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:02 AM (wlDny)

23 Jen Psaki has no idea why that American writer was hacked to death by the muzzies. These Obamanite idiots sure are good at lying.

http://bit.ly/1zomLvD

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:02 AM (wlDny)

24 Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:01 AM (wlDny)

I thought the Style Guide said that the Gaystapo was now called Big Anus.

Posted by: Cato at February 28, 2015 07:02 AM (3HxZe)

25
Pretty ballsy to steal a NASCAR car.

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at February 28, 2015 07:02 AM (hbvPW)

26 The other day I was shopping and ground beef - 86% lean - was $5.50 a pound! I went for the 82% on sale for $2.99.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 28, 2015 07:02 AM (/9Mak)

27 A CNS reporter asked the corrupt secretary of DHS at a news congress to cite the law that allowed Obama to give SS numbers to illegals. He had no answer.

http://bit.ly/1E1xF0B

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:02 AM (wlDny)

28 4. Without even checking the link I know that it's my girl Gabby
Yes, a true blue dog
And pretty hot btw

Posted by: Navycopjoe (thugging through the doghouse) at February 28, 2015 07:02 AM (r3m4C)

29 Wonderful, why are we letting these assholes from terrorist countries in the US? (Yes, rhetorical question).

The man federal authorities say provided money and organizational support to aspiring ISIS members in Brooklyn, one of whom allegedly wanted to assassinate President Barack Obama, was in America illegally.

He is a VISA overstay.

http://bit.ly/1EUPX26

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:02 AM (wlDny)

30 House Democrats signaled Friday that Republicans have cut a deal with them to pass a Homeland Security funding measure next week that would last until Sept. 30.

Boner and company deny this but I have a strong suspicion it is true if you replace "House Republicans" with Boner.

http://washex.am/1FIl7d6

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:03 AM (wlDny)

31 The RNCe is holding weekly meetings of congressional RINOs to determine how to sell us out should the Supreme Court rule logically in the Obamacare illegal subsidy case.

http://washex.am/1E1z07r

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:03 AM (wlDny)

32 Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:02 AM (wlDny)

Gee, there's a shock.

Posted by: Cato at February 28, 2015 07:03 AM (3HxZe)

33 And lastly looking at the government list of potential "terrorists" in the ONT isn't it ironic that all the groups listed are either conservative or just regular people. That while the biggest terrorist acts carried out in the US have been Arabic muzzies and a left wing communist want-a-be in OK. Not to mention the ones in the left wing eco-commie group Elf.

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:04 AM (wlDny)

34 Ramirez

http://bit.ly/1BLjcqT

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:04 AM (wlDny)

35 IBD goes all out on Obama's illegal bullet ban. (and other illegal acts)

http://bit.ly/1FIlaWq

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:04 AM (wlDny)

36 Scankles sole accomplishment so far in her career? Lying about Benghazi. And documents show she knew it was a lie when she said it. (Recall that her talking points on that came from the WH)

http://bit.ly/1azuRgq

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:04 AM (wlDny)

37 The Daily Deals

http://amzn.to/1LUKfRX

That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:05 AM (wlDny)

38 Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:04 AM (wlDny)

As usual, the radical left is going "look the other way, look the other way" while they do most of the bad acting.

Posted by: Cato at February 28, 2015 07:05 AM (3HxZe)

39 Maybe Jen should read that article in "The Atlantic."

Explains everything.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 28, 2015 07:05 AM (V70Uh)

40 I'm going to play with my 1 year old daughter and try to forget for a
day or two about the assaults on my liberties from the Left the
Right.

What assaults have we had from the right?

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:06 AM (wlDny)

41
I guarantee that 2 minutes after the vote, that injuction will be lifted/reversed.

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at February 28, 2015 07:06 AM (hbvPW)

42 What assaults have we had from the right?

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:06 AM (wlDny)

Mostly just Boner and McTurtle servicing the Left and capitulating before the first shot is even fired on every issue.

Posted by: Cato at February 28, 2015 07:06 AM (3HxZe)

43 13 They could have venue-changed him to Texas. We'd be happy to give him a fair trial, then sentence him to death.

Posted by: Cato at February 28, 2015 07:00 AM (3HxZe)

They are going for the death penalty in MA since this is a federal charge.

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:08 AM (wlDny)

44 Morning....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 28, 2015 07:08 AM (rtx5c)

45 40. Does the crying Boner count as the right?

Posted by: Navycopjoe (thugging through the doghouse) at February 28, 2015 07:09 AM (r3m4C)

46
They are going for the death penalty in MA since this is a federal charge.
Posted by: Vic
.............
When was the last time the feds actually executed someone? I think it has been decades at least.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 28, 2015 07:09 AM (/9Mak)

47 Fox news covers the fact that the State Dept says we're winning the hashtag war against ISIS.

Posted by: mallfly at February 28, 2015 07:10 AM (QZVz5)

48 46 - McVeigh

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 28, 2015 07:10 AM (ufrZ6)

49 24 I thought the Style Guide said that the Gaystapo was now called Big Anus.

Posted by: Cato at February 28, 2015 07:02 AM (3HxZe)

I have been using Gaystapo for a long time due to their current tactics. I am too old to change.

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:10 AM (wlDny)

50 yeah, forgot about McVeigh

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 28, 2015 07:11 AM (/9Mak)

51 Republicrats vs. Demicans. How do you spell that without any squishes?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 28, 2015 07:13 AM (rtx5c)

52 Unfortunately like kittens they grow older and turn insane

Posted by: Navycopjoe (thugging through the doghouse) at February 28, 2015

The man who knows.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at February 28, 2015 07:13 AM (LWu6U)

53 42 Mostly just Boner and McTurtle servicing the Left and capitulating before the first shot is even fired on every issue.

Posted by: Cato at February 28, 2015 07:06 AM (3HxZe)

I would not consider that an attack from the "right". Maybe an attack from the RINOs.

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:13 AM (wlDny)

54 Yay it's Saturday! I made it. At least I didn't randomly get hacked to death by some random guys.

Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2015 07:14 AM (JdEZJ)

55 46 When was the last time the feds actually executed someone? I think it has been decades at least.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 28, 2015 07:09 AM (/9Mak)

The last federal execution was in 2003.

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:15 AM (wlDny)

56 They are going for the death penalty in MA since this is a federal charge.

How come these assholes never what that 8th century justice when they are on the receiving end?

I say we hack off some appendages, and then stone them.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at February 28, 2015 07:15 AM (LWu6U)

57 56 I say we hack off some appendages, and then stone them.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at February 28, 2015 07:15 AM (LWu6U)

Another item for the Art V convention to address. Remove the "cruel and unusual punishment" prohibition which has been abused by far left judges.

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:21 AM (wlDny)

58 Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:13 AM (wlDny)

It's an attack from the "right". They're not the real right, but thanks to the way the party's set up, we're stuck with them in charge and throwing the match.

Until we get a new party, nothing changes.

Posted by: Cato at February 28, 2015 07:22 AM (3HxZe)

59 When was the last time the feds actually executed someone? I think it has been decades at least.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 28, 2015 07:09 AM (/9Mak)

Convicted drug kingpin Juan Garza was executed on 6/19/01.

Not sure if anybody's come after him.

Did a quick search and found the third, and last, person executed under the Federal death penalty, Louis Jones, executed on 3/18/03.

Posted by: RickZ at February 28, 2015 07:22 AM (BADQM)

60 Oh geez...

President breaks in to tears saying goodbye to Holder.

The president said, Having good men in a position of power and authority, who are willing to fight for what is right, that is a rare thing, a powerful thing.

I would call this ironic but that would be wrong.

Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2015 07:22 AM (JdEZJ)

61 60 Oh geez...

President breaks in to tears saying goodbye to Holder.

The president said, Having good men in a position of power and authority, who are willing to fight for what is right, that is a rare thing, a powerful thing.

I would call this ironic but that would be wrong.
Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2015 07:22 AM (JdEZJ)

I'm throwing up in my mouth a little bit just reading that.

Posted by: Gem at February 28, 2015 07:24 AM (c+gwp)

62 Although after checking Wiki the feds could only go for the death penalty based on the eight federal agents McVeigh killed, the other 160 victims would have had to have been prosecuted by the state. So the Boston bomber may not be eligible for federal death penalty charges. Unless the law has changed since OKC. I assume congress did something reactionary in the wake of OKC or 9/11 to make it possible to bring federal death penalty charges for killing rank and file Americans vs. federal agents?

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 28, 2015 07:25 AM (ufrZ6)

63 A woman who allegedly jumped in the East River in NYC has died from hypothermia. Officials said the water temperature was such that it would only take 4 min to kill you.

When I was in WA State in the Puget sound during the winter they told us 40 seconds.

http://fxn.ws/1BpKUb9

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:25 AM (wlDny)

64 "President breaks in to tears saying goodbye to Holder."

Partners in crime. Birds of a feather.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 28, 2015 07:26 AM (rtx5c)

65

DAY 843

620 to go (693 to Inauguration Day 2017)

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2015 07:29 AM (CMkNk)

66 62 So the Boston bomber may not be eligible for federal
death penalty charges. Unless the law has changed since OKC. I assume
congress did something reactionary in the wake of OKC or 9/11 to make it
possible to bring federal death penalty charges for killing rank and
file Americans vs. federal agents?

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 28, 2015 07:25 AM (ufrZ6)

The federal law has been changed since the OKC bombing. There is a federal death penalty charge now for murder by a weapon of mass destruction and they consider a bomb to fit that category.

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:29 AM (wlDny)

67 Hmmm, Louis Jones murdered Air Force private Tracie McBride after abducting her from the base in San Angelo. So again a federal employee kidnapped from a federal facility.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 28, 2015 07:30 AM (ufrZ6)

68 So is Business Investor's Daily (where the Ramirez cartoons come from) what the Wall Street Journal used to be? Because WSJ seems like it's pretty much gone over to the dark side.

And thanks, Vic, for linking Ramirez. One of my favorite things on the VNN!

Posted by: Gem at February 28, 2015 07:33 AM (c+gwp)

69 Air Force private Tracie McBrid. nothing to see here folks. Young white girl kidnapped by a black, then raped and tortured and beat to death with a tire iron.

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:35 AM (wlDny)

70 Morning, Glories!

Thanks for the headlines, Vic.

I notice evil dies not take the weekend off.

Guess that's why it's called evil.

. . .

Crazy state. Temps actually climbed from low teens to 20° overnight. Might get up to freezing for a high today. Swimmin" weather!

Posted by: mindful webworker - awake... sort of at February 28, 2015 07:36 AM (oBghv)

71 68 And thanks, Vic, for linking Ramirez. One of my favorite things on the VNN!

Posted by: Gem at February 28, 2015 07:33 AM (c+gwp)

I don't put all of them up there. Only ones I think are catchy or funny.

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:36 AM (wlDny)

72 Morning all. I'd play with my 1 year old daughter but they are 26 and 28 and don't want to play with daddy anymore. Oh they'll take money, but play, yeah not so much

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2015 07:38 AM (rDqRv)

73 Although my younger daughter does want to go shooting with me so yeah there is that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2015 07:38 AM (rDqRv)

74 Last month, gas at my AM/PM $1.99 a gallon. Yesterday.....$2.57

Posted by: Guest at February 28, 2015 07:38 AM (3qosJ)

75 Now Vic. Be nice. Give Psaki the benefit of the doubt.

Maybe she is that stupid.

Posted by: Fat Freddie's Cat at February 28, 2015 07:39 AM (x2KAR)

76
IIRC, Mike Enzi was hot and horny to tax the internet. Well, he gets his wish.

But Liz Cheney was carpetbagging hack.

Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2015 07:40 AM (CMkNk)

77 70 Crazy state. Temps actually climbed from low
teens to 20� overnight. Might get up to freezing for a high today.
Swimmin" weather!

Posted by: mindful webworker - awake... sort of at February 28, 2015 07:36 AM (oBghv)

It is supposed to make it to 45F here today.The avg high for this day is 63F. But we haz global warming or something.

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:40 AM (wlDny)

78 Saw bumper sticker on car of Seattle Hippie....."BAN FRACKING".....Hippie against fracking too.

Posted by: KIM at February 28, 2015 07:40 AM (3qosJ)

79 12 degrees here right now with three snow 'events' predicted for the next week. The climate sure is warming up.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at February 28, 2015 07:41 AM (zxQ4h)

80 Welcome to Obama Net. Brought to you by same genius behind Obama Care. Maybe I should say good-bye now before Obama closes you down. Bye morons!

Posted by: burt at February 28, 2015 07:43 AM (ls8AU)

81 79
12 degrees here right now with three snow 'events' predicted for the next week. The climate sure is warming up.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at February 28, 2015 07:41 AM (zxQ4h)

See #16

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:43 AM (wlDny)

82 >>> 12 degrees here right now with three snow 'events' predicted for the next week. The climate sure is warming up.

The thing that has me worried is low 40s and rain for mid week. I need to clear some snow pack away from the foundation.

Posted by: fluffy at February 28, 2015 07:45 AM (Ua6T/)

83 >>> See #16

Snow in Hawaii is a given. Florida is the tough one out of the 50.

Posted by: fluffy at February 28, 2015 07:47 AM (Ua6T/)

84 $1.86 to $2.65 in under 4 weeks.

It always rises faster than it falls, even with benchmark crude around $50/ barrel.

Posted by: Far Post at February 28, 2015 07:47 AM (rXJ/V)

85 Remember when the Left wanted government out of our bedrooms? Yeah, we were ju-u-u-st kidding.

Posted by: Committee for Compulsory Cocksuckerage at February 28, 2015 07:48 AM (lG2E3)

86
The road to the confiscation of the internet took at least 10 years. And if you think it's a good thing because YouTube and Netflix will stream faster, think again.

Worth the read, and it is sickening/terrifying.

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/414483/comrades-net-neutrality-john-fund

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2015 07:49 AM (CMkNk)

87 37 and cloudy in SE Texas going up to 55 today. Then warmer tomorrow to low 70's with rain. Usual spring conditions.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 28, 2015 07:49 AM (JO9+V)

88 We said we wanted Civil Unions, and you believed us. What a bunch of rubes!

Posted by: Committee for Compulsory Cocksuckerage at February 28, 2015 07:49 AM (lG2E3)

89 Last month, gas at my AM/PM $1.99 a gallon. Yesterday.....$2.57
Posted by: Guest at February 28, 2015 07:38 AM (3qosJ)

yeah it's going back up here in NJ but not that fast

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2015 07:49 AM (rDqRv)

90 See #16 And yes, that includes HA.

Yeah it's cool about HA. I remember flying into the "Big Island" on a drizzly July morning and looking out the window and seeing a snow covered mountain. About 80 degrees at the airport, 80 degree water temps, and off in the distance it was snowing.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at February 28, 2015 07:51 AM (zxQ4h)

91 It's a choice, until we prefer to say it's genetic. Hee-hee, this is such a fun game.

Posted by: Committee for Compulsory Cocksuckerage at February 28, 2015 07:52 AM (lG2E3)

92 "37 and cloudy in SE Texas going up to 55 today."

Crispy white this morning. Snow event. Several inches. Some of the prettiest snow I've ever seen. Dry, whispy.....like talcum powder.

I would say the roads are fine but several OTRs got bent up yesterday and overnight. Presumably the drivers are not all from Texas.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 28, 2015 07:53 AM (rtx5c)

93 Serenity prayer-full text:

http://tinyurl.com/k884fq5

Keep praying.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2015 07:55 AM (DXzRD)

94 I'm throwing up in my mouth a little bit just reading that.

Posted by: Gem at February 28, 2015 07:24 AM (c+gwp)

Then you wouldn't want to see the picture they released as it would make you throw up alot.
What's that stuff Hollywood used to put in actress' eyes to make them tear?

Posted by: Retread at February 28, 2015 07:56 AM (px8hG)

95 A CNS reporter asked the corrupt secretary of DHS at a news congress to cite the law that allowed Obama to give SS numbers to illegals. He had no answer.
______________

LOL. Laws? We don't need no stinkin' laws!

The law says we're required to deport illegal aliens. We don't feel like it, so we told ICE agents not to deport anybody, and that we'll kick their asses if they even try. Have a court order for your deportation, amigo? No problemo! Let the judge execute that deportation order himself, 'cuz we've already said we're not going to obey those orders! We don't need no stinkin' laws, 'cuz we are the law now!

We are also the new constitution. The old one, that piece of crap written by those raaaaaacist old white slavers, says that the government can only spend money that has specifically been appropriated by congress. We don't like that, 'cuz there's lot of shit we want to spend money on that congress won't appropriate it for (like Obamacare pay-offs to insurance companies, and welfare benefits for illegal aliens). So we've just been handing out money (by the billions) for shit like that, even though there was never any appropriation by congress.

Like I said, We Are the Law! Suck it, bitches!

Posted by: Criminal Cabal that calls itself the Obama Administration at February 28, 2015 07:57 AM (Fnyc2)

96 Friday, President Barack Obama spoke at the portrait unveiling ceremony for outgoing U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder, which led to the commander-in-chief breaking into tears that he wiped away as he finished his remarks.

I'm touched?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2015 07:59 AM (rDqRv)

97 "We Are the Law! Suck it, bitches!"

Oh, yeah.

Posted by: Committee for Compulsory Cocksuckerage at February 28, 2015 07:59 AM (lG2E3)

98 Got gas yesterday for $1.24. Filled up my tank for $11.

That was pretty sweet.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at February 28, 2015 08:04 AM (RLev8)

99 Got gas yesterday for $1.24. Filled up my tank for $11.

That was pretty sweet.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at February 28, 2015 08:04 AM (RLev

Where the hell do you love? Did you siphon it?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2015 08:05 AM (rDqRv)

100 -4 in Crook County right now. Normal is around 40 this time of year IIRC. Ol' man winter doesn't want to let go just yet.

Posted by: dartist at February 28, 2015 08:06 AM (ahBY0)

101 Hmmm....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 28, 2015 08:06 AM (rtx5c)

102 Kvapil's car has been found:

http://tinyurl.com/nvllk2w

Posted by: Retread at February 28, 2015 08:08 AM (px8hG)

103 And if you think it's a good thing because YouTube and Netflix will stream faster"

And if you think that Net Neutering will "make" any site stream "faster", then "bucket of rocks" is a suitable descriptor of your brainpower.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 28, 2015 08:10 AM (/jpU8)

104 Haha no.

The trick is you go to Kroger. Every so often, they have weeks or days that they have quadruple points on gift cards. Points equate to amount of gas.

1000 points is $1 off a gallon of gas. Up to 35 gallons, so if you have two cars, you could fill both up. (in the same transaction) So, you go and buy $250 worth of gift cards to places you spend your money anyway- Target, Home Depot, Subway, Shell, wherever you spend the most money. That gets ya 1000 points.

For me it's a win-win, because not only do I get $1 off the gas, 3 months later, when I go to Babies R Us, I get to remember "Hey I have a gift card!" and don't spend money out of pocket.

It's a little bit of an investment up front, but I like doing it.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at February 28, 2015 08:11 AM (RLev8)

105 Great title for the post. (It's a reference to Yeats' "The Second Coming").

I work for a tech company. That's about how I feel what with the net neutrality crap threatening kill yet another career of mine with Federal action.

Posted by: Cato at February 28, 2015 08:11 AM (3HxZe)

106 But we haz global warming or something"

DENIERZ!!!!

My fun move is to tell the AGWer's a tale of the USS Manhattan's trip - and that said trip still can't be duplicated today.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 28, 2015 08:14 AM (/jpU8)

107 That's about how I feel what with the net neutrality crap threatening kill yet another career of mine with Federal action.

But for every job killed in the private sector ten will be created in the 'public' sector. It's the 'multiplier effect' -- and it has to end.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at February 28, 2015 08:17 AM (zxQ4h)

108
I wonder of the assholes on Congress and the media realize that just as the emergency funding to keep the DHS open for a week passed, at 5PM, the agency shut down for the weekend (excluding essential personnel).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2015 08:17 AM (CMkNk)

109 >>>Pretty ballsy to steal a NASCAR car.<<<

A true redneck would turn around and try to enter the same car in the same race.

Posted by: Fritz at February 28, 2015 08:21 AM (UzPAd)

110 The only thing worse than working on Saturday is.....Ugh...Actually there is nothing worse than working on Saturday

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2015 08:24 AM (rDqRv)

111 Some week, eh?

What really worries me is that in a couple of years, we'll look back on these as the good old days.

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2015 08:26 AM (sdi6R)

112 "Ugh...Actually there is nothing worse than working on Saturday"

Gimme a big old smooch.

Posted by: Zombie Hellen Thomas at February 28, 2015 08:27 AM (WpgvJ)

113 110 Ugh...Actually there is nothing worse than working on Saturday

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2015 08:24 AM (rDqRv)

Sure there is, working on Thanksgiving and Christmas which I did for years and years until I was transferred to staff and then I wound up being on-call for those days.

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 08:27 AM (wlDny)

114 A true redneck would turn around and try to enter the same car in the same race.

False. No True Redneck would even think of stealing a Cup car.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 28, 2015 08:27 AM (JO9+V)

115 >>>The only thing worse than working on Saturday is.....Ugh...Actually there is nothing worse than working on Saturday<<<

Somebody needs to keep the hamster wheel on the Obama economy cranking.

Posted by: Fritz at February 28, 2015 08:28 AM (UzPAd)

116 How is Darth Putin going to punish himself?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2015 08:28 AM (ntuyY)

117
ICE has confirmed that members of known terrorist groups like Al-Shabab from Somalia and groups from places such as Sri Lanka and elsewhere, have been apprehended at the border. Al Shabab was responsible for the slaughter a year or so ago at the Westgate Mall in Kenya.

Guarantee that many more got through and are here right now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2015 08:28 AM (CMkNk)

118 "False. No True Redneck would even think of stealing a Cup car."

What would you do with it?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 28, 2015 08:29 AM (rtx5c)

119 118 "False. No True Redneck would even think of stealing a Cup car."

What would you do with it?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 28, 2015 08:29 AM (rtx5c)

Use the seats as lawn furniture.

(says the Joo-boy from Brooklyn)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2015 08:30 AM (CMkNk)

120 "What would you do with it? "

Drive it like you stole it!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 28, 2015 08:30 AM (WpgvJ)

121 Hotwire a city truck and overturn it in the Mayor's yard?

Hock the wife's diamond ring in June and buy an outboard Evinrude?

Sure. But other than that . . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 28, 2015 08:31 AM (JO9+V)

122 86
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/414483/comrades-net-neutrality-john-fund

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2015 07:49 AM (CMkNk)

I heard Mark Levin read that on the radio last night.

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2015 08:32 AM (sdi6R)

123 Hard to believe something worth that much was not under guard while parked in a third world country.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2015 08:32 AM (ntuyY)

124 Senator Kaine (NOT "Tim")/Warner: I urge you to join Senate majority leadership to rein in the overreach underway by the president. Obama is conducting government by fiat, on a range of issues not authorized by YOUR Congress. Protecting the border, encouraging business, providing energy, civil liberties for ALL Americans is the responsibility of Congress by legislative means, and presently Obama is bypassing your entire branch of government. Only by overriding his veto power can the best interests of Americans be protected. Please stop being a partisan careerist politician, and look after the peoples' interests.

Regards,

(goatexchange)

Posted by: goatexchange at February 28, 2015 08:35 AM (C+vOU)

125 I have concluded that Ace's plan of targeting a handful of bad apple Republicans each cycle won't work. The establishment takes care of its own and they will all get soft landings. A mass slaughter at the polls is the only way.

Posted by: Better Feared than Loved at February 28, 2015 08:39 AM (nRvEn)

126 Fritz @ 109: "A true redneck would turn around and try to enter the same car in the same race."

Somehow, I suspect "redneck" was not the original target of this crack.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at February 28, 2015 08:40 AM (4pyhg)

127 "
Hard to believe something worth that much was not under guard while parked in a third world country."

Sir, I have been to Morrow, GA. It is no "third world country."

Panama City, Panama at worst.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 28, 2015 08:40 AM (rtx5c)

128 125 I have concluded that Ace's plan of targeting a handful of bad apple Republicans each cycle won't work. The establishment takes care of its own and they will all get soft landings. A mass slaughter at the polls is the only way.

Posted by: Better Feared than Loved at February 28, 2015 08:39 AM (nRvEn)

There are three words in there that I am just itching to strike.

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2015 08:41 AM (sdi6R)

129 Well folks. Need to go do some chores. Then will hit the rocking chair. Be good.

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 08:41 AM (wlDny)

130 The price of ground beef hits a new record high but we have no inflation say the Obamanites. All food prices are going through the roof and I say it is directly due to Obama printing money to monetize the debt he is incurring at a rate faster than FDR in WWII.

http://bit.ly/1ACnU7T

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2015 07:00 AM (wlDny)

Don't forget that we're burning our food in our fuel tanks at arecord pace.

No one is happier about those record prices than Mooch, though Teh SCOAMT himself is a close second.

Posted by: steveegg at February 28, 2015 08:42 AM (cL79m)

131 Too bad they can't turn all those nasty vegetables that nobody wants into fuel.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2015 08:43 AM (ntuyY)

132 What happened to Bush the Youngers switch grass?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2015 08:44 AM (ntuyY)

133 No Moe Joe fans? Sigh.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 28, 2015 08:45 AM (JO9+V)

134 "
The price of ground beef hits a new record high"

Cattle prices are good though. Although, if there is a correlation I'll be damned if I can figure it out.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 28, 2015 08:45 AM (rtx5c)

135 I wonder of the assholes on Congress and the media realize that just as the emergency funding to keep the DHS open for a week passed, at 5PM, the agency shut down for the weekend (excluding essential personnel).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2015 08:17 AM (CMkNk)

But, but, but the 99.9999% of DHS that is essential has to be paid.

Posted by: CONgress at February 28, 2015 08:45 AM (cL79m)

136 You might think NASCAR would want to do a one-time reconsideration and at least offer Kvapil a provisional start. But then you get to thinking what Ritchett could have done with this ploy back in the Golden Age. That car might have a 426 in it, who'd know? Plus there's that whole Blue Emu thing.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 28, 2015 08:46 AM (xq1UY)

137 Too bad they can't turn all those nasty vegetables that nobody wants into fuel.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 28, 2015 08:43 AM (ntuyY)

I forbade it. Now, eat your arugula.

Posted by: Moochelle at February 28, 2015 08:46 AM (cL79m)

138 You might think NASCAR would want to do a one-time reconsideration and at least offer Kvapil a provisional start. But then you get to thinking what Ritchett could have done with this ploy back in the Golden Age. That car might have a 426 in it, who'd know? Plus there's that whole Blue Emu thing.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 28, 2015 08:46 AM (xq1UY)

Would that be the same NASCAR that initially flunked 30 of 47 entries in pre-qualifying inspection, and took so long that, even with a 15-minute delay to the start of qualifying, kept 13 teams including the official driver of HenCAR and his soon-to-be-retired owner-of-record, from recording a time?

Posted by: steveegg at February 28, 2015 08:49 AM (cL79m)

139
What's this about there being video of Dez Bryant not saying No More to a woman??

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at February 28, 2015 08:49 AM (hbvPW)

140 They rewrote the inflation index to exclude food and fuel "to prevent seasonal ups and downs from scattering the number". Now that it's all seasonal ups and ups, it's time to undo the subterfuge.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at February 28, 2015 08:49 AM (4pyhg)

141 Le NOOD political

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 28, 2015 08:50 AM (WpgvJ)

142 NOOD

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2015 08:50 AM (9BRsg)

143 Huhyeah remember when the Cellulosic Cycle was going to make all that ethanol out of corn leaves, stubble, and cut-offs? Billions spent. Hyuuge breakthroughs. #Twoweeks.

Plus there's just as much cellulite as there ever was.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 28, 2015 08:50 AM (xq1UY)

144 Spock's most memorable moment

http://youtu.be/Gr82dZpCr48

Leonard Nimoy in a pop culture clash

http://youtu.be/AGF5ROpjRAU

Zachary Quinto vs Leonard Nimoy

http://youtu.be/WPkByAkAdZs

Posted by: mindful webworker - he's dead, Jim at February 28, 2015 08:52 AM (oBghv)

145 Interesting observation.

Now, when you pick up one of our landlines, you either get a working dial tone, a dial tone with so much static that you can't use the phone, or...static, dial tone and a busy signal, all at the same time.
Confirmed to be originating on the Verizon side of the Network interface box.

Technician appointment for Wednesday.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 28, 2015 09:26 AM (WpgvJ)

146
I am so sick of politics and doom and gloom. Enough already. At one time this blog had humor - adult humor.

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 28, 2015 09:53 AM (iQIUe)

147 133
No Moe Joe fans? Sigh.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 28, 2015 08:45 AM (JO9+V)

******************
Got it, Count. Just took a while to scroll through to the bottom. And do something with my trunk full of bootleg out of state booze.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 28, 2015 10:50 AM (5f5bM)

148 WTF is that "Newsweek" thingy in the sidebar. Is that the magazine that some sucker bought out for a dollar? WTF do I can what they think / thought about the internet? Other than perhaps as a contrary indicator, that is?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 28, 2015 11:24 AM (rg4Fe)

149 Ramirez cartoon is funny as hell, BUT I have to add that his style of drawing Ofuckwad has become so stylized that I have trouble recognizing it when against a background like in the laundry cartoon. Somebody wize him up that his shit is getting too hard to decipher.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 28, 2015 11:30 AM (rg4Fe)

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