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Things Which Are Quokkas And Things Which Are Not Quokkas Open Thread
a quokka https://t.co/urFcrB9cl4
— TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) February 26, 2015another quokka https://t.co/iDogpFaFOo
— TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) February 26, 2015not a quokka https://t.co/HQ72O3DfGe
— TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) February 26, 2015meet my family https://t.co/LHbLWjnbVy
— sassy hedgehogs (@sassyhedgehogs) February 27, 2015Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 27, 2015 07:23 PM (U6f54)
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Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 27, 2015 07:23 PM (KFdZd)
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Posted by: pep at February 27, 2015 07:25 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 07:25 PM (sdi6R)
LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS
LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS
LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS
LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS LLAMAS
Posted by: LLAMAS at February 27, 2015 07:25 PM (KFdZd)
Posted by: willow at February 27, 2015 07:25 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: pep at February 27, 2015 07:26 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: Roy at February 27, 2015 07:26 PM (fWLrt)
The Quokka, like everything else from Australia, has evolved to kill everything else in Australia... and You.
Posted by: A Quokka plotting to kill you at February 27, 2015 07:26 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 27, 2015 07:26 PM (KFdZd)
Posted by: willow
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Not ketchup. Well, in Chicago anyway.
Posted by: Roy at February 27, 2015 07:27 PM (fWLrt)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 27, 2015 07:27 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 27, 2015 07:27 PM (KFdZd)
Posted by: weasels at February 27, 2015 07:28 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Hazel-Rah at February 27, 2015 07:28 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: CongressCritter with freakishly orange jib at February 27, 2015 07:28 PM (Moh0M)
Posted by: almost-rev. jesse jacksone at February 27, 2015 07:28 PM (2KB+E)
The Quokka, like everything else from Australia, has evolved to kill everything else in Australia... and You. Posted by: A Quokka plotting to kill you at February 27, 2015 07:26 PM (0Ew3K)
Ah, so a distant cousin of the dreaded and terrifying Rabbit of Caerbannog, I see...
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2015 07:28 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: A Potoroo at February 27, 2015 07:28 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: typical disgusting Moron gets to the nub at February 27, 2015 07:28 PM (yVY4R)
Posted by: Roy at February 27, 2015 07:28 PM (fWLrt)
Posted by: wheatie at February 27, 2015 07:28 PM (XIzXB)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2015 07:29 PM (AxABj)
Posted by: Bob from table9 at February 27, 2015 07:30 PM (WNERA)
A llama, a quokka and an 'edgehog walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't get many of your kind in here."
The 'edgehog replied, "At these prices, I can understand why."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 27, 2015 07:30 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: Roy at February 27, 2015 07:30 PM (fWLrt)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2015 07:30 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2015 07:31 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Face Sized Spider at February 27, 2015 07:31 PM (KFdZd)
Posted by: dogfish at February 27, 2015 07:31 PM (1vYi0)
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 27, 2015 07:31 PM (A98Xu)
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Yeah, yeah, and next you'll try and convince me that he sings for slugs.
Been there, done that, got the verdict.
Posted by: Rabscuttle at February 27, 2015 07:32 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 27, 2015 07:32 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 27, 2015 07:32 PM (KFdZd)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2015 07:33 PM (AxABj)
You may continue.
Posted by: Soledad O'Brien's Earpiece at February 27, 2015 07:34 PM (yVY4R)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2015 07:35 PM (ntuyY)
No need of a "world wide" web. AOSHQ has it all. All The Things in one place.Detailed advice on fixing your pilot lights. Firearms and ammo info. Strange animals of australasia. Chronicle of ourrepublic's slow (now rapid) collapse. Interminable explorations of the idiotic "elite" social media follies du jour. Even recipes. Ace, like Anthony Quinn playing Audah abu-Ta'i in "Lawrence ofArabia", you are a river to your people.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 27, 2015 07:35 PM (afQnV)
Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2015 07:36 PM (dVmLD)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 27, 2015 07:36 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 27, 2015 07:36 PM (rwI+c)
Kiss a llama
On the llama
Llama's llama
Tastes of llama
Llama llama
Duck
Half a llama
Twice the llama
not a llama
Farmer
Llama
Llama in a car
Alarm a llama
Llama
Duck
http://tinyurl.com/7uj9n
Posted by: buzzion at February 27, 2015 07:37 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: bergerbilder at February 27, 2015 07:38 PM (2o6Wj)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2015 07:38 PM (AxABj)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hiding from the elements at February 27, 2015 07:38 PM (IrByp)
Friendliest wild animal on the planet. Only found in very SW part of Australia. Touching or feeding one is a $300 fine. If I was in Australia, I would happily pay the fine.
Posted by: Greymarch at February 27, 2015 07:39 PM (06wI0)
Posted by: Bruce J. at February 27, 2015 07:39 PM (iQIUe)
Toby, don't fall for his act. The Turks pay him, monthly, 50 golden guineas.
Out of a great box. That they keep in Aqaba.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 27, 2015 07:39 PM (afQnV)
Posted by: Bruce J. at February 27, 2015 07:41 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2015 07:41 PM (2KB+E)
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 27, 2015 07:41 PM (rwI+c)
46 And like Audah abu-Ta'i, he remains poor.
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 27, 2015 07:36 PM (rwI+c)
Shhhh! He may still fall for the old, "The Turks have a great chest filled with gold... in Akaba" ruse.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 27, 2015 07:41 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2015 07:41 PM (2KB+E)
They're marsupials, so they can always have a bottle on them.
Well, technically, in them.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 27, 2015 07:42 PM (0HooB)
http://youtu.be/5iTTNRE-njM
A scatterbrained idiot that can't stop chomping on wieners. Sounds like the GOPe to me.
Posted by: pep at February 27, 2015 07:42 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, looking for Billy The Mountain at February 27, 2015 07:43 PM (hcfn1)
For your amusement: some hipster lib who boasts of living in
Williamsburg got "assigned" to liveblog House of Cards straight through a
binge watch. Precious child she is, she thinks that both Frank and
Claire are perfect creatures worth ROOTING for. Spends a whole paragraph
talking about the outfit she picked out for the binge watch. I swear
this is not a parody.
Spoilers, I guess that's obvious, if you care. Where are
the modern Whodehouses when you need them, to do satire of these inane people.
(Other than Iowahawk I mean, of course.)
http://tinyurl.com/kpvdefx
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2015 07:43 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2015 07:43 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: toby928(C) blurts at February 27, 2015 07:43 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2015 07:43 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: pep at February 27, 2015 07:45 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: Hillside Singers at February 27, 2015 07:45 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Bruce Jenners Plastic Vag at February 27, 2015 07:45 PM (oij5w)
Thanks, ace. Good Scrabble word (quokka). 'cept I don't play Scrabble much these days. But it would be nice if some of you palate-cleanser and defibrilator posts had calming things other than small cuddly animals.
Some of us find large, spectacular explosions calming and soothing. There are videos like that on the net. I've seen them. Please include some of those to offset all the kittehs and cuddly stuff for us differently-sensibilitied types.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 27, 2015 07:45 PM (afQnV)
Posted by: Manbearpig at February 27, 2015 07:46 PM (DajPN)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 27, 2015 07:47 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: Montana James at February 27, 2015 07:47 PM (Q/1Jp)
Posted by: Vlad Putin at February 27, 2015 07:48 PM (2o6Wj)
Posted by: ZeroHedgehog at February 27, 2015 07:48 PM (u9OP6)
Posted by: ZeroHedgehog at February 27, 2015 07:48 PM (u9OP6)
Drat you to heck.
*mops cherry Sprite off everything*
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hiding from the elements at February 27, 2015 07:49 PM (IrByp)
Codpieces?
Do those come in different sizes? ...Or is it one-size-fits-all.
I'll bet the size-small ones wouldn't sell, though.
I mean...who would buy a small one if you could buy the Jumbo size.
Posted by: wheatie at February 27, 2015 07:50 PM (XIzXB)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2015 07:50 PM (AxABj)
Posted by: ZeroHedgehog at February 27, 2015 07:48 PM (u9OP6)
You misspelled "banksters".
Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 07:50 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bruce Jenners Plastic Vag at February 27, 2015 07:50 PM (oij5w)
toby - ace does it "because it is his pleasure" to do so
Yes, Quinn has many great performances. "Lawrence" of course is classic in part because of all the great performances by so many giants of the screen.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 27, 2015 07:50 PM (afQnV)
Anybody here named Dimsdale Pirrahna?
Feller named "Spiny Norman" would like to have a word with him.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 27, 2015 07:50 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: Yogi Berra at February 27, 2015 07:51 PM (DajPN)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 27, 2015 07:53 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2015 07:53 PM (Q/1Jp)
So, Ace is now living like a Cocaine Cowboy?
Posted by: Bruce J. at February 27, 2015 07:54 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2015 07:54 PM (AxABj)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 27, 2015 07:55 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 27, 2015 07:55 PM (cZOkr)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2015 07:56 PM (AxABj)
But there's a reason Moses and Abraham weren't marsupials.
For the unenlightened/hapless/media-bathed, life begins at conception.
Posted by: Outarange Guy at February 27, 2015 07:56 PM (kMMqd)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 27, 2015 07:57 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 27, 2015 07:57 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2015 07:57 PM (ZbCKc)
88 Quoka for Speaker of the House!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 27, 2015 07:55 PM (cZOkr)
Well, it wouldn't shit up the place any more than the current occupant...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 27, 2015 07:57 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 27, 2015 07:57 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2015 07:57 PM (AxABj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2015 07:57 PM (ZbCKc)
A quota of quokkas?
Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 07:58 PM (sdi6R)
http://youtu.be/YuOBzWF0Aws
That turned out different than I expected. It's pretty hilarious.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 27, 2015 07:58 PM (0NdlF)
There are videos like that on the net. I've seen them. Please include
some of those to offset all the kittehs and cuddly stuff for us
differently-sensibilitied types.
We can assemble a video inclusive space like the "LGBTTQQFAGPBDSM:SUV" house at Wesleyan! Acronyms we need to include in our name so far include:
A: Animals
E: Explosions
B: Boobs (assuming from facts in evidence on blog this is the case)
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2015 07:58 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 27, 2015 07:58 PM (afQnV)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2015 07:59 PM (AxABj)
Posted by: bergerbilder at February 27, 2015 07:59 PM (2o6Wj)
Posted by: Bruce J. at February 27, 2015 07:59 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2015 07:59 PM (ZbCKc)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 27, 2015 07:59 PM (fIv/H)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 27, 2015 07:59 PM (AxABj)
Once you find out why, it's too late.
Posted by: The Crows at February 27, 2015 08:00 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: bergerbilder at February 27, 2015 08:00 PM (2o6Wj)
Posted by: Auzzie Bear at February 27, 2015 08:01 PM (Q/1Jp)
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2015 08:01 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 27, 2015 08:02 PM (AVEe1)
LizLem, I like that. Yep, those of us who like huge explosions and such on videos need a "safe", inclusive space, just like the gluten-free left-handed quadra-sexuals.
Was in the Atomic Testing Museum in Las Vegas last weekend. That stuff gave me a calm, warm feeling, for sure.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 27, 2015 08:02 PM (afQnV)
Posted by: I loathe silence sensuously at February 27, 2015 08:02 PM (3F6F8)
Posted by: PaleRider at February 27, 2015 08:02 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: R Gere at February 27, 2015 08:02 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, does not know Quoka plural at February 27, 2015 08:03 PM (cZOkr)
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2015 08:01 PM (yRwC
Quid pro quokka.
Posted by: bergerbilder at February 27, 2015 08:03 PM (2o6Wj)
So did Ace sneak off to watch more Columbo?
Posted by: Bruce J. at February 27, 2015 08:04 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: DaveA at February 27, 2015 08:04 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 27, 2015 08:04 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Hank at February 27, 2015 08:04 PM (S1NkT)
How does a quokka taste? Does anyone know?
I'm asking for a... um... friend.
And if the NSA asks, I was never here.
Posted by: Bo at February 27, 2015 08:05 PM (UWFpX)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2015 08:06 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Lincolntf at February 27, 2015 08:06 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2015 08:08 PM (sUEdY)
Posted by: Gay Briel Malhereusement at February 27, 2015 08:09 PM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 27, 2015 08:10 PM (KFdZd)
Posted by: Vlad Putin at February 27, 2015 08:11 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: bergerbilder at February 27, 2015 08:11 PM (2o6Wj)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Rascal Scooter Brigade at February 27, 2015 08:11 PM (Q819Q)
So you're saying he's a Bear, not an Ewok? Both are cute but deadly creatures so tread lightly...
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2015 08:12 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 27, 2015 08:12 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Grigori Rasputin at February 27, 2015 08:12 PM (XYKz+)
Posted by: Lincolntf at February 27, 2015 08:12 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: White House Bo at February 27, 2015 08:13 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2015 07:57 PM (ZbCKc)
a mob of quokka
Posted by: rich@gmu at February 27, 2015 08:13 PM (OjnNr)
Posted by: eman at February 27, 2015 08:14 PM (MQEz6)
An Ewok is but a small man-bear.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 27, 2015 08:14 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Olde Guye at February 27, 2015 08:15 PM (W5DcG)
-- Zombie Leonard Nimoy
I am. Payment first, please.
Posted by: Charon at February 27, 2015 08:15 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Richard Gere at February 27, 2015 08:15 PM (mx5oN)
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So does the shut down mean that the Border Patrol agents are being sent on vacation? It applies to all non-essential personnel, right? And since the Border Patrol agents aren't doing anything other than paperwork these days...
Posted by: junior at February 27, 2015 08:15 PM (UWFpX)
Jeremy Piven's Malibu Beach house is for rent. Maybe, Ace is checking it out.
http://goo.gl/5X9Vug
Posted by: Bruce J. at February 27, 2015 08:16 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 08:17 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 08:17 PM (mx5oN)
Best Actor?
Posted by: eman at February 27, 2015 08:18 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 27, 2015 08:18 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Fozzie Bear at February 27, 2015 08:18 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Regular Guy formerly Rasputin at February 27, 2015 08:19 PM (XYKz+)
Kirk is fat.
Chekov is bald.
and Sulu is gay.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 27, 2015 08:18 PM (MMC8r)
Elvis is dead and I don't feel too good myself.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 08:19 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 27, 2015
Yes, Zap, it's called a brain and it's where humans feel and for those like me with a sense of humor, it's a funny place as well.
If only you had one.
Posted by: Gay Briel Malhereusement at February 27, 2015 08:19 PM (cIoI4)
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He's also in charge of a group of psychic secret police. So I'd be *very* careful about what you're thinking...
Posted by: junior at February 27, 2015 08:19 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 27, 2015 08:19 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: eman at February 27, 2015 08:19 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Fozzie Bear at February 27, 2015 08:18 PM (yRwC
Sounds like the soundtrack to a 70s porno movie.
Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 08:19 PM (sdi6R)
All I mentioned was the JEF honoring St. Tray Table for Black History Month.
Sheesh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:19 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Some Dude at February 27, 2015 08:20 PM (lbgjb)
That still leaves open alot of other possibilities.
Posted by: bergerbilder at February 27, 2015 08:21 PM (2o6Wj)
Posted by: George Snoory at February 27, 2015 08:21 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 08:21 PM (mx5oN)
They're all corrupted by the Democrats; all of them.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 27, 2015 08:21 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:21 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: junior at February 27, 2015 08:15 PM (UWFpX)
Yep bluff called we'll see how true Holder 'Americans are cowards' statement is .
Posted by: Regular Guy formerly Rasputin at February 27, 2015 08:22 PM (XYKz+)
They thought he was Samuel L. Jackson.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 27, 2015 08:22 PM (MMC8r)
All I mentioned was the JEF honoring St. Tray Table for Black History Month.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:19 PM (FsuaD)
What? That's the first I've heard of it.
Geez, this week has sucked on stilts.
Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 08:22 PM (sdi6R)
They're all corrupted by the Democrats; all of them.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 27, 2015 08:21 PM (AVEe1)
I'm afraid you're right, from the Nobel Prize Committee all the way down to the local middle school science fair judges panel.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 08:23 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:23 PM (FsuaD)
People see that the "impartial" institutions are nothing of the sort. And they go and look for other institutions. The caliph sure sounds like he at least believes in his own mission; why not go with that?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 27, 2015 08:23 PM (AVEe1)
Kitties and hedgehogs >> Quokkas. I refuse to be taken in by an animal just because it's "new" to me.
At least the lady's Australian(?) accent isn't annoying for once. (I hope aussie doesn't read this.)
Yes, am in a crotchety mood.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 08:24 PM (shFKH)
Rarely seen in public, Slapweasels can most often be caught getting right up in your kitchen late at night; tossing about the silverware and raping your oven-mitts.
Slapweasel Industries...
-Defecating behind your refrigerator since 1908.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 27, 2015 08:24 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 08:24 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 27, 2015 08:24 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 08:25 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:21 PM (FsuaD)
I still can't believe you know some one who dressed up as Spock for Christmas, much less that's he's related to you (even if by marriage). Woah.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 08:25 PM (shFKH)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 08:24 PM (shFKH)
Join the club. Wanna toast each other? *reaches for glass*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:26 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: rich@gmu at February 27, 2015 08:26 PM (OjnNr)
Posted by: Alcohol at February 27, 2015 08:27 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 27, 2015 08:28 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 08:28 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 08:28 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Alligator McGee at February 27, 2015 08:28 PM (W5DcG)
Yes, am in a crotchety mood.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 08:24 PM (shFKH)
I'd like a hat and muffler please.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 08:28 PM (mx5oN)
I still can't believe you know some one who
dressed up as Spock for Christmas, much less that's he's related to you
(even if by marriage). Woah.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 08:25 PM (shFKH)
My friends tell me I should write a book some day. Yes, he's the most unattractive nerd in the world, but very rich. And my extremely unattractive SIL "Life Coach" married him....because....money.
So he's living in hell, married to the Hell Bitch, and he dressed up at Christmas in his cute lil' Spock costume. He's probably suicidal today.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:29 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 08:24 PM (shFKH)
Join the club. Wanna toast each other? *reaches for glass*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:26 PM (FsuaD)
Go on...
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 08:29 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 08:29 PM (shFKH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:30 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Alcohol at February 27, 2015 08:31 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:23 PM (FsuaD)
cheers. this drink is on me ... pours drinks for the Horde.
Coffee for me tonight though.
Posted by: rich@gmu at February 27, 2015 08:31 PM (OjnNr)
Have any of you lot heard of the 10 commandments?
Love yor mom?
Respect your dad?
Is he your Biol, dad?
Is he yourotherwise nonsexual dad, b/c the Lord will provide.
HIS EYE IS ON THE SPARROW.
Posted by: Outarange Guy at February 27, 2015 08:31 PM (kMMqd)
I know how you feel. I've had to say 'I'm done' with some relatives. I didn't pick'em.
Posted by: Bob from table9 at February 27, 2015 08:32 PM (WNERA)
It's orange and purple. Anyone can see that.
Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo, Resident Contrarian at February 27, 2015 08:32 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at February 27, 2015 08:32 PM (LWu6U)
A barrel?
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at February 27, 2015 08:32 PM (LWu6U)
A quorum?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 08:33 PM (mx5oN)
So that's taken care of. Another crisis defused. Time to hit the links!
Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 08:33 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: bergerbilder at February 27, 2015 08:33 PM (2o6Wj)
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at February 27, 2015 08:34 PM (LWu6U)
Trying to talk myself out of buying another Spanish 9mm on C&R.
You fcukers talking politics all the time ain't helping me in my quest to say "NO".
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2015 08:34 PM (EMzaA)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 08:28 PM (mx5oN)
I would have thought you would have asked for a sammich.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 27, 2015 08:34 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at February 27, 2015 08:34 PM (LWu6U)
*ahem*
Posted by: Your Liver at February 27, 2015 08:35 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 27, 2015 08:35 PM (rwI+c)
He's reverting back to how he was raised.
Jeebus. Our marriage won't survive this shit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:35 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 08:36 PM (shFKH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 27, 2015 08:36 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 27, 2015 08:36 PM (oFCZn)
I feel like a child of divorced parents lately with a photo of dad at the kitchen table, and the occasional goofy post about animals.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at February 27, 2015 08:37 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:35 PM (FsuaD)
I always wondered what a Moron intervention would look like.
We may soon find out...
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 27, 2015 08:37 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:35 PM (FsuaD)
Might be time to give up Mark Levin and AoSHQ.
Posted by: Bob from table9 at February 27, 2015 08:37 PM (WNERA)
I imagine it ends up looking like the aftermath of a Russian dinner party.
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 27, 2015 08:38 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Some Dude at February 27, 2015 08:38 PM (lbgjb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:35 PM (FsuaD)
I always wondered what a Moron intervention would look like.
We may soon find out...
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 27, 2015 08:37 PM (V+kmg)
Mr. Doh, your NPR addiction has affected us negatively in the following ways...
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 08:38 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: CongressCritter with freakishly orange jib at February 27, 2015 08:38 PM (Moh0M)
Well, theoretically, somewhere in the space-time continuum, that is infinitesimally possible.
Posted by: Zombie Spock at February 27, 2015 08:39 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 08:38 PM (mx5oN)
You don't think it would be more like a Festivus Airing of the Grievances?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 27, 2015 08:39 PM (V+kmg)
Tonight, I'm just listening to a shit ton of tunes from the period 1971-77.
Going back to another place and time.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 08:39 PM (CMkNk)
Seriously, I love my husband, but he just doesn't want to know anything anymore.
He told me tonight he's happier not knowing what's going on.
Our son and I will have to protect his ass.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:40 PM (FsuaD)
Hands up, don't shoot bro.
Posted by: The Putin Opposition at February 27, 2015 08:40 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 08:38 PM (mx5oN)
You don't think it would be more like a Festivus Airing of the Grievances?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 27, 2015 08:39 PM (V+kmg)
Got to ease into it with the uninitiated.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 08:40 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: rich@gmu at February 27, 2015 08:40 PM (OjnNr)
At this point, I am looking at things that shoot ubiquitous calibers.
The kind of rounds that one might find relatively easily.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2015 08:41 PM (EMzaA)
Posted by: PaleRider at February 27, 2015 08:42 PM (dkExz)
I see blue because, well, it is blue. if you see white and gold, i really gotta wonder how.
But it's interesting because some people's brains have convinced them that it is white and gold. In other words, their brain it looking at pretty much the simplest piece of information -- two colors -- and telling them that what they see is not real. This is self-deception in it's most elemental form. Their brain is basically saying "who are you going to beleive, me or your lying eyes?"
Now that is interesting to me, since this photo is a big deal on the lefty social media sites. The same sites that are immersed in self deception.
None are so blind as those who can not see.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at February 27, 2015 08:42 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:43 PM (FsuaD)
We think you need to reverse that.
Posted by: The Putin Opposition at February 27, 2015 08:43 PM (Dwehj)
Funny that you should mention that.
And me with a birthday just on the horizon.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2015 08:44 PM (EMzaA)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 08:44 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Chocolate Martini at February 27, 2015 08:44 PM (KFdZd)
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at February 27, 2015 08:44 PM (LWu6U)
this call for some mood music
http://tinyurl.com/qauoexz
Posted by: rich@gmu at February 27, 2015 08:44 PM (OjnNr)
----------------------
It has to do with a combination of things, including how your eyes interpret color in a picture (which is an attempt to simulate reality). I saw an image of the dress earlier today that had it hanging on the other side of a paned window. When seen through the upper panes, the dress looked white and gold. But when seen through the lower panes, the dress looked blue and gold.
Posted by: junior at February 27, 2015 08:44 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Some Dude at February 27, 2015 08:45 PM (lbgjb)
C'mon Jane. You can play coy, but you know you want me.
Posted by: Chocolate Martini at February 27, 2015 08:44 PM (KFdZd)
I had you, you bastard.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:45 PM (FsuaD)
Are the female quokka extra slutty or something?
Posted by: Garrett at February 27, 2015 08:46 PM (B7PYR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 08:39 PM
A groovier place. A funkier time.
Posted by: otho at February 27, 2015 08:46 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:45 PM (FsuaD)
::: raised eyebrow :::
::: shifty eyes ::::
BRB. Bunk
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 27, 2015 08:47 PM (V+kmg)
And just when it seems they can't go any lower, this administration keeps plumbing the depths of ridiculousness, fecklessness, immorality, and general suckitude.
Your marriage is more important than politics, anyway. Like you said, you and D'Oh boy have him covered.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 08:47 PM (shFKH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 27, 2015 08:47 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 27, 2015 08:47 PM (es6xZ)
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 27, 2015 08:47 PM (rwI+c)
Seriously. It's fucking with my head.
Posted by: Garrett at February 27, 2015 08:48 PM (B7PYR)
Posted by: otho at February 27, 2015 08:46 PM (tBSrv)
Just jumped a bit to Moon Martin.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 08:48 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: bergerbilder at February 27, 2015 08:49 PM (2o6Wj)
1. Obama is not their President
2. Bonner is not their speaker
3.They have never met Harry Reid
4. The males can lick "Down there".
What's not to be happy about
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2015 08:49 PM (EMzaA)
Posted by: stace at February 27, 2015 08:49 PM (ImzkZ)
Posted by: Joe at February 27, 2015 08:50 PM (jXxBp)
But I feel you. You are a better conservative than I, I just swallow my tongue in those situation and try to keep the peace. One day I will just snap and blurt out what I think, hah. I'm sure they'll be so shocked they won't know what to do!
Posted by: LizLem, who wants a quiver of quokka at February 27, 2015 08:50 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 08:47 PM (shFKH)
You're right. However, being totally uninformed when the country is going down the toilet is terrifying. And his family consisting of a bunch of happy-go-lucky libs doesn't help.
But like you said, our marriage is more important.
When the shit gets real, my son and I will take care of his willfully ignorant ass.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:50 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 27, 2015 08:50 PM (rwI+c)
But how come there are only two options, blue and black or white and gold? Are all the white and gold brains in some sort of mind meld?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2015 08:51 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at February 27, 2015 08:51 PM (B7PYR)
Jane, your dinner convo reminds me of the newest season of Downton
Abbey. guest starts bickering with the host and one of the other guests
makes a remark like "Well I guess that's what they call lively
conversation!" Or something like that. That is your convo in a nutshell.
Actually, dinner convo was fine. Our friends are like-minded. Had to look around and make sure no one could hear us. Which is weird. Can't wait for the snowbirds to go back up north this summer. The liberal vibe goes way down.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:53 PM (FsuaD)
1. How in the hell do you get ahold of a handwritten set list from a Dylan show?
2. How in the hell do you get him to autograph it?
Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 08:53 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 08:54 PM (CMkNk)
Because he can.
Trust me.
If humans could . . .
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2015 08:55 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: PaleRider at February 27, 2015 08:55 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 08:53 PM
1. Roadie.
2. Roadie.
Posted by: otho at February 27, 2015 08:55 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:56 PM (FsuaD)
But how come there are only two options, blue and black or white and gold? Are all the white and gold brains in some sort of mind meld?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2015 08:51 PM (g1DWB)
I said earlier that it looked blue and gold to me.
Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 08:56 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 08:56 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Garrett at February 27, 2015 08:57 PM (B7PYR)
My wife is a professor at a major northeast university.
'nuff said.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 08:54 PM (CMkNk)
It's not Northeastern is it??
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:57 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 08:57 PM (FsuaD)
Last and only clue - I live in Manhattan.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 08:59 PM (CMkNk)
My wife is a professor at a major northeast university.
'nuff said.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 08:54 PM (CMkNk)
Husband's cousin is a prof at Northeastern.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 09:00 PM (FsuaD)
Ah. Didn't see that. I've only seen it one time and it looked white and gold to me. No matter how long I looked at it I never saw blue or black.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2015 09:01 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: PaleRider at February 27, 2015 09:01 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Bob from table9 at February 27, 2015 09:02 PM (WNERA)
Not understanding the preoccupation with so many different weapons.
Our arsenal consists of a Garand, an M14, a 1911A1 an Ithaca 12ga, a Colt woodsman and a few black powder pieces.
Just keeping sufficient food for these is a major pain.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 27, 2015 09:04 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: PaleRider at February 27, 2015 09:01 PM (dkExz)
It's a postmodern dress. All of our perceptions are equally valid.
Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 09:04 PM (sdi6R)
The kids love them some fresh rat meat.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 09:04 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Bob from table9 at February 27, 2015 09:02 PM (WNERA)
Heap big anal beads?
Eww.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 09:04 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Garrett at February 27, 2015 09:04 PM (B7PYR)
Is it Northeastern?
Posted by: Garrett at February 27, 2015 09:04 PM (B7PYR)
That would be one idiotic commute.
No.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 09:05 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2015 09:05 PM (sUEdY)
look around and make sure no one could hear us. Which is weird. Can't
wait for the snowbirds to go back up north this summer. The liberal vibe
goes way down.
Good. It's tough when family wants to remain LIV, but it can also be hard then they THINK they are being informed, because they watch NBC Nightly News! Or they watch the Daily Show! I am dealing with that now, ugh. I try to educate them when possible, but for the most part just stick to the nonpolitical interests we have, and let the politics slide. It is tough to be Cassandra all the time.
Posted by: LizLem, who wants a quiver of quokka at February 27, 2015 09:05 PM (yRwC8)
Is it Northeastern?
Posted by: Garrett at February 27, 2015 09:04 PM (B7PYR)
That would be one idiotic commute.
No.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 09:05 PM (CMkNk)
Bowling Green?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 09:06 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2015 09:05 PM (sUEdY)
Just finished a polish with the writing partner last week and it's off to a major player.
Aside from that, I'm channeling Paddy Chayefsky's rage on an almost constant basis these days.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 09:07 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 09:06 PM (mx5oN)
The subway stop or the university?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 09:07 PM (CMkNk)
It's set, probably in the late 1800s or early 1900s (no electricity), but of they decided to shoehorn all their lefty propaganda into the second season after a perfectly OK first season. So we've had a lesbian French chick women's libber. And now we have a very black dude photographer who, when he walked into the store, all the female shopgirls are swooning over him, saying how hot he is. (And in my corner of deepest darkest Africa, we would be like, um, that dude is really not good looking. But we're supposed to believe that he, like Lupita Nyango, is ethereally gorgeous. No.) In the late 18th/early 19th century. Right. And there's going to be a hot jungle fever relationship. With no one raising any eyebrows, I assume.
I mean, I agree with the lesbian chick that women should not have to give up their careers when they get married, even if they don't have or can never have children (like the middle aged head of the ladies department who got married recently). And I myself have been a participant in interracial relationships with actual white men.
But is it too much to ask for people to be historically accurate? The way things were is how they were and we can't change the past. Isn't it enough to be grateful that things are better for women and non-whites now?
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 09:08 PM (shFKH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 09:07 PM (CMkNk)
I can't imagine why.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 09:08 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 09:09 PM (shFKH)
Although I am jealous of your access to great food. I would kill for so many things you could get at any time.
Like a Knish and a Dr Brown's. Or a black and white cookie.
Or Sushi at Yama.
Posted by: Garrett at February 27, 2015 09:09 PM (B7PYR)
Posted by: bergerbilder at February 27, 2015 09:09 PM (2o6Wj)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 09:06 PM (mx5oN)
The subway stop or the university?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 09:07 PM (CMkNk)
Didn't know it was a subway stop, which totally ruined the joke.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 09:09 PM (mx5oN)
Is that the show about the department store? I think I've watched that a couple of times.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 09:09 PM (FsuaD)
FFS.
Posted by: Gem at February 27, 2015 09:12 PM (c+gwp)
Dad seems to have become uninterested and left the owlet care and feeding to mom.
Probably belongs to an owl gang.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 09:12 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at February 27, 2015 09:12 PM (hbvPW)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 09:13 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 09:13 PM (CMkNk)
The Left has so much to say. Or, rather, the Left has so much in which with to hit you over the head.
And it's all bullshit.
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at February 27, 2015 09:13 PM (hbvPW)
I just can't stand the main chick and the guy kind of annoys me sometimes, but the girl is just - really.
Although I find the former shop owner/current manager's old love interest's husband to be weirdly attractive.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 09:13 PM (shFKH)
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at February 27, 2015 09:14 PM (hbvPW)
I have that issue with Miss Fisher on Netflix. So anachronistic and leftist and period innacurate that it makes Downton Abbey look like a documentary! But I am a sucker for art deco, sigh. I was contemplating Paradise, good to know in advance some of the possible pitfalls.
Posted by: LizLem, who wants a quiver of quokka at February 27, 2015 09:14 PM (yRwC8)
Although I find the former shop owner/current manager's old love interest's husband to be weirdly attractive.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 09:13 PM (shFKH)
Hmmm. Must check out again.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 09:14 PM (FsuaD)
You know what I think it is, chique?
It's proselytizing. Leftist belong to a fervent religious order and they must spread the word and convert.
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at February 27, 2015 09:15 PM (hbvPW)
Last and only clue - I live in Manhattan.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 08:59 PM (CMkNk)
SUNY Stony Brook?
Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 09:15 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bob from table9 at February 27, 2015 09:16 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: Garrett at February 27, 2015 09:16 PM (B7PYR)
Dad seems to have become uninterested and left the owlet care and feeding to mom.
Probably belongs to an owl gang.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 09:12 PM (FsuaD)
I guess he stopped giving a hoot.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 09:16 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at February 27, 2015 09:17 PM (hbvPW)
http://landingsbirdcam.com/
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 09:17 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 09:15 PM (sdi6R)
No. And I'm not entertaining any more guesses.
I don't feel like getting my nets neutralized.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 09:18 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Bob from table9 at February 27, 2015 09:18 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at February 27, 2015 09:13 PM (hbvPW)
Yes, that's what it feels like. Being hit over the head or having stuff shoved down my throat. Whatever happened to subtlety?
There are also a couple of other period piece shows that also do that - some poorly acted Canadian mystery show and Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (an Aussie show, I believe). But at least Miss Fisher's Mysteries is fun.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 09:18 PM (shFKH)
Posted by: Tootsie Pop Owl at February 27, 2015 09:18 PM (B7PYR)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 09:18 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 09:08 PM (shFKH)
The BBC has gone totally P.C. for decades.
They even have lesbian bestiality on Doctor Who and all the Victorians (except the evil bad-guys) are totes cool with that.
They need to convince people perversity is normal, that Britain was evil (and thus it's totes cool to "fundamentally remake it"), and that slavery to the welfare state is freedom.
Why, to cover up their own penchant for perversions like necro-pedophilia.
Posted by: The Politically Incorrect Hat at February 27, 2015 09:18 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2015 09:19 PM (sUEdY)
Great minds!
Soothie, yeah, it's proselytizing. I used to think only cheesy, poorly made Christian movies did that.
(Note: I am a fervent Christian, but so many Christian movies suck.)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 09:20 PM (shFKH)
There can only be one!
Posted by: Larger Owlet at February 27, 2015 09:20 PM (0NdlF)
It's like the anvils in the old Looney Toon cartoons. Anvilicious!
Posted by: LizLem, who wants a quiver of quokka at February 27, 2015 09:21 PM (yRwC8)
The sad thing is that the first season of the show was mostly if not entirely free of lefty propaganda.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 09:22 PM (shFKH)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 09:23 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Some Dude at February 27, 2015 09:23 PM (lbgjb)
Well, Christianity is not only a legit religion, but in my view, It the Only Way, if you know what I mean.
Leftism is a religion like Islam is an ideology. Leftism is rooted in hate, as well. It might as well be Satanic.
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at February 27, 2015 09:23 PM (hbvPW)
Posted by: boulder terlet hobo at February 27, 2015 09:23 PM (xnsN9)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 09:24 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: bergerbilder at February 27, 2015 09:25 PM (2o6Wj)
My head explodes.
And Rick Steves is worse. Visiting whatever country the muzzies once controlled, he ALWAYS talks about how "tolerant" the muzztards were of other religions. And the evil Christians came in and ruined paradise.
*rage twitchy*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 09:26 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 27, 2015 09:26 PM (xq1UY)
I hope I get round to watching it at some point.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 09:26 PM (shFKH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 09:26 PM (CMkNk)
I liked God's Not Dead because it wasn't afraid to go there.
I also liked Left Behind with Nick Cage, even though they pretty much omitted Christ.
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at February 27, 2015 09:26 PM (hbvPW)
Posted by: boulder terlet hobo at February 27, 2015 09:27 PM (xnsN9)
Posted by: God at February 27, 2015 09:27 PM (mx5oN)
I saw that! Enjoyed it for the most part, taking into account it is an indie film in the most accurate sense of the word. I had professors like that, I related a little too well. But the ending...some of the lines in the ending were eye rolling. But it's getting a sequel, so maybe it will fix my probs with it. And Sorbo is excited to do it, it sounds like!
Posted by: LizLem, who wants a quiver of quokka at February 27, 2015 09:27 PM (yRwC8)
It usually, although by no means exclusively, involves peanut butter.
Posted by: HornyFemaleDolphin at February 27, 2015 09:28 PM (B7PYR)
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at February 27, 2015 09:28 PM (hbvPW)
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 27, 2015 09:29 PM (4gN5w)
It's how you end up with a nest full of pellets that smell like salmon instead if rodent.
Posted by: The Owl at February 27, 2015 09:30 PM (B7PYR)
everyone remembers George Burns and John Denver in Oh God, ya?
That movie was devoid of any point or message -- but not as bad and revolting as Evan Almighty with that Morgan Freeman.
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at February 27, 2015 09:31 PM (hbvPW)
Posted by: LizLem, who wants a quiver of quokka at February 27, 2015 09:31 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: boulder terlet hobo at February 27, 2015 09:31 PM (xnsN9)
Posted by: otho at February 27, 2015 09:31 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: bergerbilder at February 27, 2015 09:32 PM (2o6Wj)
He's also in charge of a group of psychic secret police. So I'd be *very* careful about what you're thinking...
The Corps is Mother. The Corps Is Father.
Posted by: Fox2! at February 27, 2015 09:33 PM (brIR5)
http://landingsbirdcam.com/
For shits and giggles, let's name them.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 09:33 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: boulder terlet hobo at February 27, 2015 09:33 PM (xnsN9)
It's like how they told us that the Sudanese model Alek Wek (sp?) was so so gorgeous. We have many pretty girls in the different parts of Africa, but no.
I feel it's guilty, uncomfortable white liberals not knowing how to even gauge the attractiveness of this unusual black lady creature and just proclaiming her oh so lovely to feel comfortable with themselves.
I do like Lupita's skin tone though. Love dark skin.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 09:33 PM (shFKH)
the muzzies once controlled, he ALWAYS talks about how "tolerant" the
muzztards were of other religions. And the evil Christians came in and
ruined paradise.
*rage twitchy*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 09:26 PM (FsuaD)
He's an odd duck. In one of the Switzerland eps he waxes poetic about how progressive and sophisticated their drug laws are. I guess you can get needles dispensed to you on the street the same way they dispense tampons in the ladies room? Because I am sure that the little old ladies who donate to PBS and want to travel really care about hear about that.
Posted by: LizLem, who wants a quiver of quokka at February 27, 2015 09:34 PM (yRwC8)
That didn't work out for them (lack of non-NC17's, I reckoned), and the movie house reverted to a place to hold outreach services. OK, that was over. Too bad.
According to their flyer in the mailbox, they're going back to it. And in two weeks, will feature "American Sniper." Looks like I'm going to the movies.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 27, 2015 09:34 PM (xq1UY)
Little owlet: (who is tougher than he looks): Scott
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 09:35 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: LGBTQuokka at February 27, 2015 09:35 PM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 09:33 PM (FsuaD)
The guy on camera now is Horace.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 09:36 PM (shFKH)
Posted by: boulder terlet hobo at February 27, 2015 09:36 PM (xnsN9)
I wonder when was the last time that lispy douche flew coach?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 09:37 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 09:36 PM (shFKH)
Heh. Horace the peeping tom.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 09:37 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 09:24 PM (mx5oN)
From the Nu-Who
http://tinyurl.com/kepogor
Posted by: Hats and Relative Dimensions in Space at February 27, 2015 09:40 PM (0Ew3K)
If you scroll down the page to the 2/25 blogpost, the image of the baby bird looks horrifyingly ugly.
"Egads, why do I have a face?!"
For shits and giggles, let's name them.
Owlet #1 and Kicked-Off-the-Nest
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 27, 2015 09:40 PM (0NdlF)
If you're in the Southeast, the Publix bakery (usually) has black and whites. Not quite the same as a real NY one, but not bad.
Posted by: Fox2! at February 27, 2015 09:41 PM (brIR5)
No it's not just you Chique. Overall I like her but she's a bit overhyped. She dressed amazingly well last year, in Oscar mode, but she's slipped this year. People either pretend that's not the case or are truly blind. And they act like she is some sort of relatable Sistah from the hood. Gurl please, she is from an uber rich African family that could afford to buy her an acting career via nepotism. I haven't seen 12 years so I can't judge her acting though, but I think she is a decent actress. Not saying she didn't deserve her Oscar. But until I can see her in more stuff and until she ups her dress sense again, I am giving the people who coo over her endlessly side eye.
Posted by: LizLem, who wants a quiver of quokka at February 27, 2015 09:41 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Congressional Black Quokkas at February 27, 2015 09:42 PM (RNCrv)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 27, 2015 09:43 PM (rtx5c)
If you're in the Southeast, the Publix bakery (usually) has black and whites. Not quite the same as a real NY one, but not bad.
Posted by: Fox2! at February 27, 2015 09:41 PM (brIR5)
There's a Southern writer whose name escapes me, who lives in NYC.
He wrote that in his NYC apartment building, there was a coffee shop advertising, "Straight from the antebellum south, Krispy Kremes!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 09:43 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 27, 2015 09:44 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Charon at February 27, 2015 09:44 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Zombie Traytable at February 27, 2015 09:45 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell, responding to missing cat poster at February 27, 2015 09:45 PM (KFdZd)
Rick Steves is a whiney, progressive shitheel. What a smug little prick.
I watch him once in a while hoping to see the little commie get mugged
somewhere in one of his European shitholes.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 27, 2015 09:44 PM (ucDmr)
Did you see his Iran show? I must confess, a wee part of me wanted him arrested. He was talking with young, Iranian women. Wonder what happened to them?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 09:46 PM (FsuaD)
You may not be at war with Islam.
But, Islam is at war with you.
Very interesting times indeed. Which version of the apocalypse do you like?
The one where Jesus comes back to save the Jews and Christians? Or the one where Jesus comes back to save the Muslims?
I prefer the one where I die in my sleep before any of it happens.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 27, 2015 09:47 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 27, 2015 09:47 PM (0NdlF)
I didn't know that she was from a rich family. Plus, being Kenyan, she'd most likely relate more to white Americans than black Americans. (Although American culture is just different.)
OK. So in The Paradise, the leading dude just told his lady fiancee that she was his most prized possession, even more so than the department store that he's poured his whole life into and is obsessed with.
So what does she do, she slaps him and says, "I am not your chattel. Harumph." OK, I get it, the guy is pretty condescending and probably overprotective but did he really deserve a slap as you guys were making up after a lover's quarrel? Really?
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 09:48 PM (shFKH)
I feel it's guilty, uncomfortable white liberals not knowing how to even gauge the attractiveness of this unusual black lady creature and just proclaiming her oh so lovely to feel comfortable with themselves.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 09:33 PM (shFKH)
I don't know about them, but there's a young black woman who works at the drive-through window at my local McDonald's who is stunningly beautiful.
I don't know what part of Africa her ancestors came from. Her facial features are rather delicate for an African. She almost looks like she could be Indian. She wears her hair in long braids.
Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 09:48 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Fox2! at February 27, 2015 09:48 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 27, 2015 09:48 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: fluffy at February 27, 2015 09:48 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: bergerbilder at February 27, 2015 09:48 PM (2o6Wj)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 27, 2015 09:50 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 09:50 PM (FsuaD)
Last night of bachelorhood, and I plan to enjoy it.
I pre-denounce anything and everything I say from this point forward.
Posted by: DC in River City at February 27, 2015 09:50 PM (e+1S5)
So when she eats pussy, she eats
Posted by: fluffy at February 27, 2015 09:48 PM (Ua6T/)
FIFY
Posted by: Hats and Relative Dimensions in Space at February 27, 2015 09:51 PM (0Ew3K)
Seriously, cute vids, Ace. Thanks.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 27, 2015 09:51 PM (rldyO)
Considering their budget is about $60 Billion, I have to imagine that some money in the $3.6 TRILLION dollars the US government is going to spend this year can be shuffled.
$3.6 TRILLION American dollars. Someone needs to do an audit.....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 27, 2015 09:51 PM (AC0lD)
Speaking of cats and big birds, I took our cat (the scourge of the
neighborhood birds) to visit my sister on the Eastern Shore of Virginia.
She (the cat) did not want to spend any time outdoors. The eagles there
are fond of exacting revenge.
Which is why our two kittehs stay inside (with "vacations" on the screened porch). We have lots of great horned owls and bald eagles here.
We used to see marsh rabbits. Not any more.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 09:52 PM (FsuaD)
Ok, the boatman has left. All remaining on the pier will have to wait till morning.
Last night of bachelorhood, and I plan to enjoy it.
I pre-denounce anything and everything I say from this point forward.
Posted by: DC in River City at February 27, 2015 09:50 PM (e+1S5)
Please tell us there will be video.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 09:53 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: willow at February 27, 2015 09:53 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Jimmah of Plains at February 27, 2015 09:53 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell, responding to missing cat poster at February 27, 2015 09:54 PM (KFdZd)
Posted by: bergerbilder at February 27, 2015 09:54 PM (2o6Wj)
So when she eats pussy, she eats pussy.
Posted by: fluffy at February 27, 2015 09:48 PM (Ua6T/)
I've been watching Doctor Who, Season 8 finally. I haven't been impressed and I'm not that hard to please. It doesn't seem as 'fun' as it once was.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 27, 2015 09:54 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 27, 2015 09:54 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Fritz (no Fritz) at February 27, 2015 09:54 PM (jpm+0)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 09:54 PM (shFKH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 27, 2015 09:54 PM (W5DcG)
Asian-eyed orange tightly-curled hair africans like Mandela are from th south
Africans who look kind of like Yemeni Jews are Ethiopian
Posted by: boulder terlet hobo at February 27, 2015 09:55 PM (xnsN9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 09:55 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 27, 2015 09:55 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 09:56 PM (shFKH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 09:57 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Owl at February 27, 2015 09:57 PM (RNCrv)
Asian-eyed orange tightly-curled hair africans like Mandela are from th south
Africans who look kind of like Yemeni Jews are Ethiopian
Posted by: boulder terlet hobo at February 27, 2015 09:55 PM (xnsN9)
I see you left us West Africans out of it, even though we a clearly the best ones. (No one cares about Central Africans.)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 09:58 PM (shFKH)
Sounds reasonable. Working hard, long hours, stress. A few things might slip your mind.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 27, 2015 09:59 PM (rtx5c)
those that see white and gold and those that see
blue and black.
i believe those that see blue and black should lose their pantaloons first.
and last
Posted by: willow at February 27, 2015 09:59 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: willow at February 27, 2015 10:00 PM (nqBYe)
Will do! Just need to get a little info from the NSA for your name and address...
Posted by: The IRS at February 27, 2015 10:01 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: willow at February 27, 2015 10:01 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 27, 2015 09:34 PM
I'm guessing you will like it. We seldom go to the movies, watch them at home later.
Except the ones you really need to see on the big screen to get the full experience, like Saving Private Ryan, Jurassic Park or American Sniper.
American Sniper is one of the best "war movies"
but it's also more than that. Clint can laugh all the way to the bank after the Academy Awards snub.
Posted by: Farmer at February 27, 2015 10:01 PM (o/90i)
So, a gangbanger who has a history of beating his kids, is arrested for a parole violation.
He's a tall, rangy dude, is put in the back of the patrol car, somehow manages to get his long, rangy arms out from behind his back, kicks out the window, and emerges with a gun in his hands.
He's killed by (natch) the white officer (the black officer is nearby).
City goes nuts. Not Ferguson nuts, but nuts.
Grand Jury this week finds no reason to charge white cop with anything.
Locals are going nuts. A local "pastor" talks about this "young man had a great life ahead of him."
Dude had bath salts, cocaine, and pot in his system. And once again, I must mention he beat his poor kids.
Next year, the JEF can honor this asshole during national Black History Month. Just like St. Tray Table.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 10:05 PM (FsuaD)
-The Blog Administrators.
Posted by: Dyke-tor Hoo at February 27, 2015 10:05 PM (3F6F8)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 10:05 PM (CMkNk)
Be interesting to find out what West Africans thought of the Chadic people like the Hausa. They seem to be on Boko's main hunting-ground, which has to suck.
Posted by: boulder terlet hobo at February 27, 2015 10:05 PM (xnsN9)
Posted by: Edna at February 27, 2015 10:06 PM (g/zj9)
Posted by: bergerbilder at February 27, 2015 10:07 PM (2o6Wj)
I pre-denounce anything and everything I say from this point forward.
Posted by: DC in River City at February 27, 2015 09:50 PM
Huh, you are getting hitched tomorrow? Congrats.
Aren't you the one w/ Cougar? You've been livin in sin for how long?
Posted by: Farmer at February 27, 2015 10:07 PM (o/90i)
Fuckwits.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 10:08 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Edna at February 27, 2015 10:08 PM (g/zj9)
...which just did some math for me. These clowns, "hey, be careful out there!", spend over $1 billion per week?!
Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2015 10:08 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 27, 2015 10:09 PM (shFKH)
Posted by: boulder terlet hobo at February 27, 2015 10:09 PM (xnsN9)
-The Blog Administrators.
Posted by: Dyke-tor Hoo at February 27, 2015 10:05 PM (3F6F
What about lesbian quokkas wearing dresses?
Posted by: Queer Quokka Studies Major at February 27, 2015 10:09 PM (0Ew3K)
I think the feminist answer would be "well all men deserve slapping!" Or something. You are intriguing me about this show, hah. Wanna watch to see how bad it gets.
But I think this femininizing of history is how Marvel totally screwed up Agent Carter. Constantly drops anvil bombs about how much men at this time are clueless pigs that don't properly value women. And they wonder why young males, Marvel's bread and butter, stopped watching?
It takes a Russian double agent to drop the idea to clueless American male spies that maybe, just maybe, women can be just as deadly as males and not to underestimate them. No matter that Washington used women as valuable female spies even before we WERE a country. I'm sure the spies on our side figured this out without your help, no thanks to you Marvel writers.
And these same feminist viewers bemoan the fact that the series will most likely remain a one shot? Shut . Up. Gah it's infuriating.
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2015 10:10 PM (1BDgs)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2015 10:10 PM (EMzaA)
Posted by: Infidel at February 27, 2015 10:11 PM (5Hc+j)
Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 10:11 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2015 10:08 PM (FsuaD)
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Then dye the hairs on your ass brown. Or black, if you're a goth.
Posted by: Dyke-tor Hoo at February 27, 2015 10:12 PM (XrHO0)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 27, 2015 10:12 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2015 10:12 PM (KETbL)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 27, 2015 10:15 PM (ucDmr)
BREAKING:
DHS FUNDED FOR 1 WEEK.
Now, back to sleep.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 10:05 PM (CMkNk)
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Oh boy that guy Boehner is really showing them huh.
John, why even bother, unless you just want to do it one week at time for the rest of the presidency just to troll the Senate and Obama....hmm come to think of it that would be hilarious.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at February 27, 2015 10:15 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Queer Quokka Studies Major at February 27, 2015 10:09 PM (0Ew3K)
The kind that hate men and have crewcuts, or the kind that experiment in sorority dorm rooms?
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at February 27, 2015 10:19 PM (yxw0r)
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