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Leonard Nimoy, Beloved Creator of "ALF," Dead at 83
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at February 27, 2015 01:50 PM (ucB75)
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 27, 2015 01:50 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Jdub at February 27, 2015 01:51 PM (WDySP)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 27, 2015 01:51 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at February 27, 2015 01:51 PM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 27, 2015 01:52 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2015 01:52 PM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 27, 2015 01:52 PM (VAsIq)
Help me Spock, help me.
Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at February 27, 2015 01:52 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 27, 2015 01:53 PM (VAsIq)
He said he quit 30 yrs ago and he still died of COPD??!!
Posted by: Bruce J. at February 27, 2015 01:54 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man. at February 27, 2015 01:54 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Fox2! at February 27, 2015 01:54 PM (aN6O8)
Posted by: Zombie Dr. McCoy at February 27, 2015 01:55 PM (AgcKO)
Spock was in a Columbo episode.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 27, 2015 01:55 PM (hbvPW)
Posted by: Gordon from Melmac at February 27, 2015 01:55 PM (VAsIq)
What a life. What a signature role. Timeless, yet, his time ran out. Logical.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2015 01:55 PM (7x4lH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2015 01:55 PM (Gl3VB)
Posted by: eman at February 27, 2015 01:55 PM (0T6Zx)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at February 27, 2015 01:55 PM (kPF0r)
Leonard Nimoy loved fat chicks, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 27, 2015 01:55 PM (hbvPW)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2015 01:56 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 27, 2015 01:56 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Baldy at February 27, 2015 01:56 PM (+35FH)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man. at February 27, 2015 01:56 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 27, 2015 01:56 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: huerfano at February 27, 2015 01:56 PM (bAGA/)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2015 01:56 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 01:57 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2015 01:56 PM (zRby/)
It's a Joo thing, dude.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 01:57 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Garrett at February 27, 2015 01:57 PM (B7PYR)
Posted by: Jdub at February 27, 2015 01:57 PM (WDySP)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 27, 2015 01:57 PM (UOsvH)
remember when Mr Spock hosted that show no one ever watched called IN SEARCH OF?
Posted by: soothiewing plover at February 27, 2015 01:57 PM (hbvPW)
Posted by: billhedrick at February 27, 2015 01:57 PM (od1IM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 27, 2015 01:58 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Red Shirt Garrett at February 27, 2015 01:58 PM (B7PYR)
remember when Mr Spock hosted that show no one ever watched called IN SEARCH OF?
Posted by: soothiewing plover at February 27, 2015 01:57 PM (hbvPW)
I distinctly remember not watching it often.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 01:58 PM (CMkNk)
You know, I love ya morons, but this is too personal for an old trekkie like myself to do the ignorance jokes.
OK, new HordeFight:
Trekkie or Trekker?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2015 01:59 PM (JtwS4)
remember when Spock and Kirk were forced to do that humiliating Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum dance?
Posted by: soothiewing plover at February 27, 2015 01:59 PM (hbvPW)
Posted by: Lincolntf at February 27, 2015 01:59 PM (2cS/G)
And BTW, the Senate just sold us out on funding for HLS. It goes back to the House now.
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2015 01:59 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 27, 2015 01:59 PM (UOsvH)
Posted by: huerfano at February 27, 2015 01:59 PM (bAGA/)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
It's a Joo thing, dude.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Nunh-uh. I can do it too.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2015 01:59 PM (6ypGG)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2015 01:59 PM (Gl3VB)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 27, 2015 01:59 PM (glJL/)
remember when Spock and Kirk were forced to do that humiliating Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum dance?
Posted by: soothiewing plover at February 27, 2015 01:59 PM (hbvPW)
When Kirk had to kiss a black chick? Oooh!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 01:59 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Buzzion at February 27, 2015 02:00 PM (Y9QXp)
remember when Mr Spock hosted that show no one ever watched called IN SEARCH OF?
Posted by: soothiewing plover at February 27, 2015 01:57 PM (hbvPW)
I loved that show when I was a teenager.
Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2015 02:00 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2015 01:59 PM (6ypGG)
You mock the lawgivers!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:00 PM (CMkNk)
Was he once President or something.
Obviously the Slime staff is made up of Trekees. Why am I not surprised?
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 27, 2015 02:00 PM (0FSuD)
Conservative media can't provide their own live streams of CPAC?
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 27, 2015 02:00 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at February 27, 2015 02:00 PM (KkVB6)
Trekkie or Trekker?
Trekker is the one doing it.
Trekkie is the one having it done to.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2015 02:00 PM (6ypGG)
That's what I always remember Star Trek III as: In Search of .... Spock.
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 27, 2015 02:00 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Shtetl G at February 27, 2015 02:01 PM (SopIT)
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at February 27, 2015 02:01 PM (eytER)
Posted by: Garrett at February 27, 2015 02:01 PM (B7PYR)
Posted by: Mrs Spock at February 27, 2015 02:01 PM (A/hn9)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2015 02:01 PM (kPF0r)
All this love for a guy who wrote a book about babies and ruined child rearing?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 27, 2015 01:53 PM (VAsIq)
FIFY
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 27, 2015 02:01 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2015 02:02 PM (Gl3VB)
Posted by: Garrett at February 27, 2015 02:01 PM (B7PYR)
There is no such thing as a Vulcan death grip.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:02 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2015 02:02 PM (6ypGG)
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 27, 2015 02:02 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Citizen X at February 27, 2015 02:02 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2015 02:03 PM (81UWZ)
Posted by: Roy at February 27, 2015 02:03 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at February 27, 2015 02:03 PM (XlHZs)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 27, 2015 02:03 PM (hbvPW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:03 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 27, 2015 02:04 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: jewells45tryingtokeepfromgoingcrazy at February 27, 2015 02:04 PM (l/N7H)
Nunh-uh. I can do it too.
Posted by: rickb223>>>
Not so secret a Joo now are ya.[/I[
I can do it. I can also wiggle my ears independently of each other.
Those are about my only skills.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2015 02:04 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Lincolntf at February 27, 2015 02:04 PM (2cS/G)
Amok Time she tried to make him Plomeek soup and he threw it out. In Naked Time she admitted her love. And the episode with Sargon, the aliens dump his spirit into Christine to save him.
And then of course the ultimate in out of body experiences - Spock's Brain. *twitch thud twitch*
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2015 02:04 PM (Gl3VB)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2015 02:04 PM (kPF0r)
Nerds.
Did you also watch JABBERWOCKY and NEW ZOO REVUE?
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 27, 2015 02:03 PM (hbvPW)
The Nude Zoo Revue was the porn version. Never saw it.
But one of the chicks from "The Magical Garden" went to my high school.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:04 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 27, 2015 02:04 PM (CxEX+)
I coulda been a contendah. If it wasn't fot that matriarchal thing.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2015 02:04 PM (6ypGG)
Apollo:
Zeus ...
Hermes ...
Hera ...
Aphrodite ...
You were right!
Athena ...
You were right.
The time has passed.
There is no room for gods.
Forgive me, my old friends.
Take me.
Take me.
Take me. (echos)
Kirk: Would it have hurt us, I wonder, just to have gathered a few laurel leaves?
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 27, 2015 02:05 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 27, 2015 02:05 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: jewells45tryingtokeepfromgoingcrazy at February 27, 2015 02:04 PM (l/N7H)
Well, considering that few if any of us ever experienced living in a fascist dictatorship until now, it all balances out.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:06 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Shtetl G at February 27, 2015 02:06 PM (SopIT)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2015 02:06 PM (h4vJk)
Tenille divorced the Captain after he got sick.
Posted by: Bruce J. at February 27, 2015 02:06 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: NCKate at February 27, 2015 02:06 PM (MO7fF)
I'm not picking on you specifically, but damn, all this nanny-state hectoring about people's pleasurable habits has made people really lose sight of the fact that meatsacks are unreliable and sometimes shit just happens. Non-smokers can lung diseases, skinny people get diabetes, athletes drop dead from heart disease (Fred Hoiberg found his before he dropped dead, thank God).
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at February 27, 2015 02:06 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:07 PM (CMkNk)
Clearly the NY Slime writers are NOT serious people.
Oh, wait we already know that.
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 27, 2015 02:07 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 27, 2015 02:07 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Shoot Me at February 27, 2015 02:07 PM (EQcfE)
(Beat that one nerd-baiters.)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2015 02:07 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 27, 2015 02:07 PM (OD2ni)
Among those seeing the film was President Barack Obama, whose even manner was often likened to Spock's."Everybody was saying I was Spock, so I figured I should check it out," Obama said at the time.
What an asshole.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 27, 2015 02:07 PM (PXU5j)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2015 02:07 PM (kPF0r)
Posted by: Garrett at February 27, 2015 02:08 PM (B7PYR)
(Beat that one nerd-baiters.)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2015 02:07 PM (659DL)
His voice was used as the roar from the giant "Orange Alert" bubble from "The Prisoner."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:08 PM (CMkNk)
In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire
Lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.
With his long wooden pipe,
Fuzzy, woolly toes,
He lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 27, 2015 02:08 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Zombie Dr. McCoy at February 27, 2015 01:55 PM
- - - - - - -
OK, that was cold...funny, but cold.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2015 02:08 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: Rev. Al at February 27, 2015 02:08 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2015 02:09 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 27, 2015 02:09 PM (Bn6aD)
What the hell good is that?
This just takes the cake!
Posted by: Kreplach at February 27, 2015 02:09 PM (T/zmH)
Posted by: Zombie Dr. McCoy at February 27, 2015 01:55 PM
Thread winner, sadly. But I laughed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:09 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at February 27, 2015 02:09 PM (ucB75)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 27, 2015 02:09 PM (hbvPW)
Posted by: Anachronda at February 27, 2015 02:09 PM (o78gS)
Even more obligatory (but not Nimoy)
The Shat on SNL when it was funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaB_G1WNT70
"Get a life!"
Posted by: imp at February 27, 2015 02:09 PM (XIXZz)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
Surely, this is our King.
Seriously though, I did not know that, and I liked that quirky show.
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 27, 2015 02:10 PM (Spluw)
dead from heart disease (Fred Hoiberg found his before he dropped dead,
thank God).
My dog died of lung cancer, I never knew she smoked. Bitch was sneaky.
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 27, 2015 02:10 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Unreliable Meatsack at February 27, 2015 02:10 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:10 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2015 02:10 PM (kPF0r)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2015 02:10 PM (JtwS4)
What the hell good is that?
This just takes the cake!
It'd their chicken shit way of delaying hoping the Courts rule in their favor...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 27, 2015 02:10 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Joshua Poshua Paisely Mackie Marshall at February 27, 2015 02:10 PM (bgGGN)
May the force be with you.
http://is.gd/wsWj42
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at February 27, 2015 02:10 PM (/kI1Q)
Seriously they are going to vote on a bill that funds DHS for three weeks!!
What the hell good is that?
This just takes the cake!
Posted by: Kreplach at February 27, 2015 02:09 PM (T/zmH)
They already did.
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2015 02:11 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2015 02:11 PM (659DL)
Ace, no balls to post some of Nimoy's photography.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 27, 2015 02:09 PM (hbvPW)
Upskirts of Yeoman Janice?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:11 PM (CMkNk)
Loved him as Spock (and what he did for the character) great in Mission Impossible. Haven't seen In Search Of since it originally aired but I loved that too. Sigh. It's a bit sad that it matters but one of the great things is I don't know his political views either way. I don't want to either. Shalom.
Is Shatner going to outlive them all?
Posted by: Where're my ping pong balls at February 27, 2015 02:11 PM (BsESn)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 27, 2015 02:11 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
My choo choo just arrived at the station.
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 27, 2015 02:11 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Balok at February 27, 2015 02:11 PM (2DVgX)
Posted by: kevlarchick at February 27, 2015 02:11 PM (GpNvM)
Nerds. Did you also watch JABBERWOCKY and NEW ZOO REVUE?
Posted by: Soothsayer
Hell yeah! Emmy Jo and her go go boots:
http://youtu.be/1A9rFRQU-aQ
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 27, 2015 02:12 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 27, 2015 02:12 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Rascal Scooter Brigade at February 27, 2015 02:12 PM (Q819Q)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at February 27, 2015 02:12 PM (/kI1Q)
http://tinyurl.com/la3dd7j
Layers and layers of fact checking.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 27, 2015 02:05 PM (XUKZU)
That sound you just heard was the internet exploding.
Ouch!
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at February 27, 2015 02:12 PM (KkVB6)
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2015 02:12 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:12 PM (CMkNk)
I guess TWC is pulling out all the stops to get the Comcast merger approved.
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 27, 2015 02:12 PM (0FSuD)
http://youtu.be/C5BHT3UzI5w
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2015 02:12 PM (Gl3VB)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 27, 2015 02:13 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Citizen X at February 27, 2015 02:13 PM (7ObY1)
Comin' right at you!
Posted by: Citizen X at February 27, 2015 02:13 PM (7ObY1)
Henrietta Hippo looks like Rosie O'Doughnuts.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:14 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Kreplach at February 27, 2015 02:14 PM (T/zmH)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 27, 2015 02:14 PM (hbvPW)
Leonard Nimoy's best role was as the voice of S.I.D. in the Brit series "UFO." (Beat that one nerd-baiters.)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
That is serious Nerd Fu.
I loved that show but the only thing I remember is a scene where the bad guy tells the good guy that he can't shoot him because he's always a couple of seconds ahead of him or behind him in time so the good guy turns around and sprays machine gun fire and kills him.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2015 02:14 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: rex at February 27, 2015 02:14 PM (wH5Tk)
Posted by: The Horta at February 27, 2015 02:14 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Sphynx at February 27, 2015 02:15 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: The Horta at February 27, 2015 02:14 PM (DL2i+)
No kill me. Blobs up!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:15 PM (CMkNk)
here's an In Search Of episode, ironically it is about The Man Who Would Not Die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZegiBbswg8
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 27, 2015 02:15 PM (hbvPW)
Posted by: Rev. Al at February 27, 2015 02:15 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man. at February 27, 2015 02:16 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Bones McCoy at February 27, 2015 02:16 PM (7ObY1)
Spock also did tv ads Magnavision's Laser Disk player.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 27, 2015 02:16 PM (hbvPW)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 27, 2015 02:16 PM (Bn6aD)
There is no such thing as a Vulcan death grip.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Beg to differ:
http://youtu.be/W9gGRLgE8a8
Posted by: The Ugly Americans
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 27, 2015 02:16 PM (kdS6q)
That is a whole Horta of fans feeding a reporter into the great and mighty Saarlac.
Nimoy in Star Wars? *thud*
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2015 02:16 PM (Gl3VB)
Posted by: CPAC at February 27, 2015 02:16 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: edj at February 27, 2015 02:16 PM (klzyR)
He faked it on that episode and said as much.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:17 PM (CMkNk)
May the force be with you.
http://is.gd/wsWj42
Conan O'Brien wrote that episode.
(Which I only know because he was on Howard Stern this week)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2015 02:17 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: edj
How else are you going to make a long distance call?
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 27, 2015 02:17 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: ZOMBIE Bones McCoy at February 27, 2015 02:17 PM (7ObY1)
Them wigs....
http://tinyurl.com/m69d2jf
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2015 02:17 PM (659DL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:18 PM (CMkNk)
I remember watching Sunday re-runs with my Old Man (the guy who, as of last nite, probably doesn't talk to me anymore because of politics).
Some of those episodes were pretty damned cutting edge for their day ... or our day.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2015 02:18 PM (kPF0r)
Pre Star Trek there was a 1964 episode of the Man From Uncle, "Project Strigas Affair" with William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy and Colonel Klink. Nimoy played Klink's stupid side kick
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2015 02:18 PM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 27, 2015 02:18 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man. at February 27, 2015 02:18 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Commander Riker at February 27, 2015 02:18 PM (B7PYR)
Posted by: Mayor Quimby at February 27, 2015 02:19 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:18 PM
Technically, it's any kind of leafy green, but we do tend to use that most for dandelions and other wild field greens. Tasty stuff.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2015 02:19 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 27, 2015 02:18 PM (OD2ni)
Always liked the one about Coral Castle.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:19 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Mega at February 27, 2015 02:20 PM (hHFOx)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at February 27, 2015 02:20 PM (2jQGY)
Sure, sure Nimoy was okay...
...but how about that Brian Denehy as the moon in which the Genesis device was first tried out? You cannot ask for an actor to be more solid than that!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 27, 2015 02:20 PM (bWFHa)
To the contrary, I find that sightless meatsacks are the most pleasurable. But yes, sometimes shit is involved.
Posted by: wooga at February 27, 2015 02:20 PM (XK0dn)
Posted by: Citizen X at February 27, 2015 02:20 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2015 02:19 PM (h4vJk
Too damn bitter for my taste. Tried it many times but just can't get used to it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:20 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Where're my ping pong balls at February 27, 2015 02:11 PM (BsESn)
I was going to do a Priceline Negotiator with Death joke and that made me think of this immediately:
http://youtu.be/PA5ryowAyLk
Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at February 27, 2015 02:21 PM (mf5HN)
Or, on the off chance that Spock was his first name, did he have a last name?
Or was he more like Prince...
...and Cher?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man. at February 27, 2015 02:22 PM (NeFrd)
Nimoy is dead? Why the surprise?
Nimoy and Matsu haven't been talked about much since the '60 election.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 27, 2015 02:22 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: Where're my ping pong balls at February 27, 2015 02:11 PM (BsESn)
I was going to do a Priceline Negotiator with Death joke and that made me think of this immediately:
http://youtu.be/PA5ryowAyLk
Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at February 27, 2015 02:21 PM (mf5HN)
Woody Allen's short play "Death Knocks" in which a wealthy dress manufacturer beats the Grim Reaper in game after game of gin.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:22 PM (CMkNk)
They're best at their earliest, in the Spring before they get bitter.
Posted by: Citizen X at February 27, 2015 02:22 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Agent K, MiB at February 27, 2015 02:22 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Where're my ping pong balls at February 27, 2015 02:11 PM (BsESn)
Looking at Him I don't know.... He's blimped up nicely...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 27, 2015 02:22 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: mallfly at February 27, 2015 02:23 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 27, 2015 02:22 PM (Bn6aD)
Fat or cortisone?
Oy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:23 PM (CMkNk)
But a nice guy by all accounts, so he had that going for him.
Posted by: Cameron at February 27, 2015 02:23 PM (6aVBb)
His Ozimandius line is cool.
Here is a link to the full Civ IV tech chatter. It even includes the douche who did the expansions, to emphasize how much better Nimoy was at voiceover work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75oun5gvDAU
Posted by: wooga at February 27, 2015 02:23 PM (XK0dn)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man. at February 27, 2015 02:23 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:20 PM (CMkNk)
Banging liberals?
Not much else in NYC.....
Oh, were you talking about something else?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2015 02:23 PM (Zu3d9)
http://tinyurl.com/megkfvx
Posted by: mallfly at February 27, 2015 02:23 PM (bJm7W)
Bit roles here and there (including "Repo Man") but wound up doing porn.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:24 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Mork at February 27, 2015 02:24 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: junior at February 27, 2015 02:24 PM (UWFpX)
They're best at their earliest, in the Spring before they get bitter.
Posted by: Citizen X at February 27, 2015 02:22 PM
Change the cooking water, too. Toss with a little olive oil, lemon juice and garlic...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2015 02:24 PM (h4vJk)
Leave my wife out of this, m'kay?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:25 PM (CMkNk)
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remember when Mr Spock hosted that show no one ever watched called IN SEARCH OF?
Posted by: soothiewing plover at February 27, 2015 01:57 PM (hbvPW)
And when you cannot find it on your television dial, you go IN SEARCH OF IN SEARCH OF.
The self-referential jokes write themselves.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 27, 2015 02:25 PM (bWFHa)
Nimoy and Matsu haven't been talked about much since the '60 election.
Now that's my kind of geek reference!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2015 02:25 PM (JtwS4)
The bartender says ' I can't believe its you!'
Nimoy replies ' whats so hard to believe?'
The bartender says 'well for one thing, you're dead'
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 27, 2015 02:25 PM (glJL/)
Posted by: Shit Leonard Nimoy Said in Civ IV at February 27, 2015 02:25 PM (kPF0r)
Posted by: Elmer Stoup at February 27, 2015 02:25 PM (GSwkA)
Go back and watch some of those episodes. Robin Williams and Winters would start adlibbing and poor Pam Dawber would just stand there waiting for them to stop.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2015 02:26 PM (659DL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:26 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 27, 2015 02:26 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2015 02:27 PM (Gl3VB)
The CBC started off the hour with 6 minutes devoted to his passing.
I guess the big question is if we do have some of his DNA and the technology, should we try to grow our own Leonard Nimoys?
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 27, 2015 02:27 PM (AC0lD)
My dad, king of the malaprops, used to confuse "Get Smart" with "Lost In Space" and called it "Get Lost."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:27 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 27, 2015 02:27 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2015 02:27 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 27, 2015 02:28 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 27, 2015 02:28 PM (0FSuD)
Star Trek was OK mostly because everything else on those 3 stupid channels sucked ass at the time it was on.
But, not really a fan. Nor of any of the spinoffs. I always get caught up on detail things that ruin the story for me and probly it was shows like Star Trek that taught me it.
Posted by: Bigby's Spock Pinch at February 27, 2015 02:28 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2015 02:28 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel
Did he? If he has kids, then good for him. Why should we essentially create his kids?
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 27, 2015 02:28 PM (Spluw)
Still, 50 years of playing one of the most identifiable characters in American culture...I guess it's better to keep them at arms length.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 27, 2015 02:28 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Mr. Lizard at February 27, 2015 02:28 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Garrett at February 27, 2015 02:29 PM (B7PYR)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 27, 2015 02:29 PM (vd4oB)
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at February 27, 2015 02:29 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: Mr. Lizard at February 27, 2015 02:28 PM (NeFrd)
We have a lot of Nimrods.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:29 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2015 02:30 PM (659DL)
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 27, 2015 02:30 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:27 PM (CMkNk)
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OK, I LOL'ed.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 27, 2015 02:30 PM (NeFrd)
Then came "Star Trek."
What he, and occasional co-star Mark Lenard, gave us with their alien characters was a strong impression of superb intellectuality holding emotion at bay. So many of the actors who followed them playing Vulcans seemed unconvincing, except for Tim Russ as Tuvok on "Voyager." Nimoy brought some of that same flavor to a role as a Chinese spy, impersonated by his character Paris, on "Mission: Impossible." The character was impressive.
On top of that Nimoy directed the 3rd "Trek" film, and did a fine job.
The stories and comments on Yahoo! indicate he was a gentleman in private life as well. R.I.P., Mr. Nimoy. When I get to the Happy Hunting Grounds, I'll look you up, along with Robert Culp. I'll bet you'll have some real stories to tell.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 27, 2015 02:32 PM (DPQY4)
"Governor Walker, when did you decide that Mr. Spock must be killed?"
Posted by: Stu-22 at February 27, 2015 02:32 PM (vd4oB)
Posted by: One Iron MacGuffin at February 27, 2015 02:32 PM (EViC7)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2015 02:32 PM (FMbng)
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Unlike today when every show is a winner.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 27, 2015 02:33 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 27, 2015 02:33 PM (vbWct)
Posted by: BB Wolf at February 27, 2015 02:33 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at February 27, 2015 02:33 PM (4YKBD)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at February 27, 2015 02:33 PM (4YKBD)
Face the Press This Week?
Meet the Weekly Nation?
Meet This Week's Press?
Press Your Face Against the Nation?
Posted by: Citizen X at February 27, 2015 02:33 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 27, 2015 02:33 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2015 02:34 PM (6ypGG)
Posted by: gebrauchshund at February 27, 2015 02:34 PM (oExEQ)
Did Spock have a first name?
Or, on the off chance that Spock was his first name, did he have a last name?
Or was he more like Prince...
...and Cher?
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In one episode Spock tells Jill Ireland, who says she doesn't even know his first name, that "You couldn't pronounce it." So he had one.
Cher? Well, like her, Spock was a "Half Breed"!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 27, 2015 02:35 PM (DPQY4)
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Did he used to dance for the money they'd throw?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 27, 2015 02:35 PM (XUKZU)
Sorry to sound like a snob, but really stupid show.
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 27, 2015 02:36 PM (0FSuD)
Probably not well.
It is going to be interesting this weekend at Pensacon. Nichelle Nichols will be there. So will Counselor Troi and Ensign Kim. I hope the fans stay classy.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2015 02:36 PM (Gl3VB)
Posted by: Citizen X at February 27, 2015 02:36 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at February 27, 2015 02:36 PM (4YKBD)
Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at February 27, 2015 02:36 PM (lHHyw)
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 27, 2015 02:28 PM (Spluw)
That's a Big Bang Theory reference.
http://youtu.be/dyQz8jWAl7s
Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at February 27, 2015 02:36 PM (mf5HN)
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Did he used to dance for the money they'd throw?
Star Trek fight music goes here.
Isn't it great that Pixy allows us to continue to use our imaginations?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2015 02:37 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at February 27, 2015 02:36 PM (4YKBD)
SPOOOOOOOCK JEEEEENKIIIIIINSSSS!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 02:37 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 27, 2015 02:37 PM (glJL/)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 27, 2015 02:37 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 27, 2015 02:37 PM (FpybW)
Posted by: Paladin at February 27, 2015 02:38 PM (WujO7)
Posted by: Citizen X at February 27, 2015 02:38 PM (7ObY1)
Pre Star Trek there was a 1964 episode of the Man From Uncle,
"Project Strigas Affair" with William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy and Colonel
Klink. Nimoy played Klink's stupid side kick
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Good "Mission: Impossible" style story to that one, too, two years before M:I. And Werner Klemperer is not at all Colonel Klink-like in that episode, either -- his villain role is quite effective and scary, with a hint of narcissism.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 27, 2015 02:38 PM (DPQY4)
First, it's JJ Abrams, not Joss Whedon.
Second, it was a crappy movie.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at February 27, 2015 02:38 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 27, 2015 02:38 PM (Bn6aD)
And they meant is as a compliment?
Good times!
Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at February 27, 2015 02:36 PM (lHHyw
I'm pretty sure they said cock.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2015 02:39 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Citizen X at February 27, 2015 02:39 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at February 27, 2015 02:39 PM (vd4oB)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 27, 2015 02:39 PM (LA7Cm)
Believe you me, if there was ever a time I'd want obama to be like Spock, it's today.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 27, 2015 02:39 PM (hbvPW)
Posted by: Shit Leonard Nimoy Said in Civ IV at February 27, 2015 02:39 PM (kPF0r)
Posted by: Bigby's Spock Pinch at February 27, 2015 02:39 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Citizen X at February 27, 2015 02:39 PM (7ObY1)
Just stop there.
Remember when they justified the reboot with the whole "but it will allow a different timeline and therefore storylines" thing?
AND THEN OLD SPOCK IS IN THE FIRST MOVIE AND KHAN SHOWS UP IN THE SECOND MOVIE.
I hate Hollywood.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2015 02:40 PM (659DL)
*Locks doors, battens the hatches*
For the time it wasn't.... Seems kitchy now...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 27, 2015 02:40 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: the horta at February 27, 2015 02:40 PM (2KB+E)
I just had to check.
NASA tweeted their condolences. So did a tiny town called Vulcan.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 27, 2015 02:40 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 27, 2015 02:40 PM (glJL/)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 27, 2015 02:41 PM (U50PB)
Believe you me, if there was ever a time I'd want obama to be like Spock, it's today.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 27, 2015 02:39 PM (hbvPW)
I certainly hope you mean like Leonard Nimoy.... not Spock...
Because Spock kept coming back in the sequels...
Hell... in the new series... there is TWO of them...
Posted by: BB Wolf at February 27, 2015 02:41 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at February 27, 2015 02:41 PM (4YKBD)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 27, 2015 02:30 PM (NeFrd)
He was one of a kind, old Poppa Sefton.
Funny memory; watching The Animals on Ed Sullivan and my dad, revolted, said "yeah, they really are animals."
Cut to a few months ago. Watching a documentary on the British Invasion and Eric Burdon was asked about the name of the group and said, "yeah, man, we were a bunch of animals."
Ha!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:41 PM (CMkNk)
Every time I pass its Thruway exit I wave and say "Live long and prosper!"
Posted by: Citizen X at February 27, 2015 02:41 PM (7ObY1)
I think you know what I mean..
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 27, 2015 02:41 PM (hbvPW)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 27, 2015 02:41 PM (MMC8r)
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He had a daughter appear with him in an ad campaign (I think it was for a mini-van) he was in a while back.
Other than that, no clue.
Posted by: junior at February 27, 2015 02:41 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Bigby's Spock Pinch at February 27, 2015 02:42 PM (3ZtZW)
Was just curious as to all of them.
I was not a huge fan of the originals. Watched them, but not a huge fan. Got hooked on the big screen ones.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2015 02:42 PM (6ypGG)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 27, 2015 02:42 PM (HSmrB)
Sure there is playing and thumbing nose at physics, but that right there was outright major hand waving while screaming 'plot driven physics.'
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2015 02:42 PM (Gl3VB)
Second, it was a crappy movie.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at February 27, 2015 02:38 PM (DT3rQ)
io9's epic, epic FAQ of Into Darkness.
http://io9.com/star-trek-into-darkness-the-spoiler-faq-508927844
Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at February 27, 2015 02:43 PM (mf5HN)
Brian Williams recalls a time when he and Leonard Nimoy were trapped in a zenite mine on Digby's Pleasure Planet.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:43 PM (CMkNk)
Too many actors play Vulcans as angry. They're supposed to be impassive, not mad.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 27, 2015 02:43 PM (MMC8r)
AND THEN OLD SPOCK IS IN THE FIRST MOVIE AND KHAN SHOWS UP IN THE SECOND MOVIE.
If Christopher Lloyd shows up in #3, we plotz!
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 27, 2015 02:43 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 27, 2015 02:43 PM (ZPrif)
But a nice guy by all accounts, so he had that going for him.
--FOAD Cameron you killjoy. You don't have to kiss his ass, but you can show some RESPECT.
Posted by: One Iron MacGuffin at February 27, 2015 02:43 PM (EViC7)
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Don't tell anyone, but I've seen the preliminary script for the third movie. It'll involve - get this - a giant amoeba!
Posted by: junior at February 27, 2015 02:43 PM (UWFpX)
It was the Star Trek equivalent of "no bars" cellphone checks in horror movies.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2015 02:43 PM (659DL)
And they made Spock a badass gets the girl, is the hero who jumps into a rupturing volcano to save the prmitive planet, chases down Khan, and saves Kirk's life (because new Kirk is more like a smart-ass prankster)?
Sucked major ass.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2015 02:43 PM (lHHyw)
Sure. He can lie with the best of them...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 27, 2015 02:43 PM (Bn6aD)
Xigius 12.5 was the Martian name of Uncle Martin on "My Favorite Martian."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:44 PM (CMkNk)
How about bringing up that time you dodged Bat'Leth fire during that hair raising State Dept. mission to the Neutral Zone ?
Posted by: Shit Leonard Nimoy Said in Civ IV at February 27, 2015 02:44 PM (kPF0r)
OT but LMAO
email for the new release of a wargames scenario for The Battle of Cannae!!!1!
I mean, WTF, just drape the table in red cloth....
Posted by: Bigby's Spock Pinch at February 27, 2015 02:44 PM (3ZtZW)
Sure. He can lie with the best of them...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 27, 2015 02:43 PM (Bn6aD)
The family had a lot of buffers.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:44 PM (CMkNk)
I'm off to blast some ZZ Top to clear the Commie earworm out of my head.
Posted by: Citizen X at February 27, 2015 02:44 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2015 02:44 PM (KETbL)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 27, 2015 02:39 PM (LA7Cm)
I figured that would be good for another 200 posts. ha ha. I hate ALL fcuking TV shows mostly because of canned laughter.
What the jokes are so bad you have to be told they are funny?
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 27, 2015 02:44 PM (0FSuD)
Sure there is playing and thumbing nose at physics, but that right there was outright major hand waving while screaming 'plot driven physics.'
We'll just insert a line of dialogue. Say, "thank god we invented the...whatever".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2015 02:44 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Citizen X at February 27, 2015 02:45 PM (7ObY1)
Star Trek was a big part of my youth, and Mr. Spock helped show this kid who was often ridiculed for making good grades that being brainy could be cool. I'll always be grateful for that.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 27, 2015 02:45 PM (4X5NS)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 27, 2015 02:45 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2015 02:45 PM (vIjYi)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 27, 2015 02:45 PM (4+IgA)
--FOAD Cameron you killjoy. You don't have to kiss his ass, but you can show some RESPECT.
Shut up, nerd.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 27, 2015 02:45 PM (hbvPW)
Remember when he fought Debbi Wasserman Schultz in twilight zone the movie on the wing of his airplane? Unforgettable.
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The really weird thing is she played the goblin both in the movie and in the TV episode. They just couldn't find another actor/actress that looked weirder. . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 27, 2015 02:46 PM (DPQY4)
Hey, WHO WANTS TO PLAY THE ROMANS? (Must have adequate supply of signet rings.)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2015 02:46 PM (659DL)
"Nimoy - bad actor"
He performance in the remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers was an excellent distillation of the 70s EST-era psy-guru.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 27, 2015 02:46 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: ginaswo at February 27, 2015 02:46 PM (2EgyQ)
Posted by: Industrial Light and Magic at February 27, 2015 02:47 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 27, 2015 02:47 PM (Bn6aD)
Sure. He can lie with the best of them...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 27, 2015 02:43 PM (Bn6aD)
Yup... Hannity asked him on immigration 'shouldn't Americans get jobs first?'
His response was that he'd create enough economic growth to where that would not be an issue...
No follow up of... OK, then when you get the growth, THEN you can open up immigration...
But not when our economy sucks...
Posted by: BB Wolf at February 27, 2015 02:47 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 27, 2015 02:37 PM (glJL/)
It was a JJ Abrams joint. Not Whedon.
Posted by: Hawkins1701 at February 27, 2015 02:47 PM (EDRbe)
Did he state how conservative he was? Severely maybe even?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 27, 2015 02:47 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: imp at February 27, 2015 02:47 PM (XIXZz)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 27, 2015 02:48 PM (glJL/)
"At a time when science is often misunderstood or ignored, Neil deGrasse Tyson is truly its most visible and most recognizable advocate," said National Academy of Sciences President Ralph J. Cicerone.
Gee, that couldn't be a swipe at those filthy "climate deniers," could it? Go eat a dick, Ralphie.
Posted by: Big McLargehuge at February 27, 2015 02:48 PM (u9OP6)
Vulcans are amoral. Fuck 'em.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 27, 2015 02:48 PM (hbvPW)
"Waiting for the Great Leap Forward" stuck in my head, and all because
he yelled "Beam Me Up Scotty!" in the song.
There's a star trek reference in Semisonic's "Never You Mind".
Catchier.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2015 02:49 PM (lHHyw)
Think it's from Plato's Stepchildren too.
RIP
Posted by: RedDish at February 27, 2015 02:49 PM (5eXg1)
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He said he quit 30 yrs ago and he still died of COPD??!!
My mom smoked for 25 years and quit in the late 60s, and she has COPD. Now, that could be the new catch-all phrase for "you're old and your health isn't the best any more, but we don't know what precisely it is so it must be COPD".
Latest iteration for Mom is that her breathing problems are more heart related than lung, so I'm thinking it's more of a catch-all.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at February 27, 2015 02:49 PM (1hM1d)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2015 02:50 PM (Gl3VB)
How about bringing up that time you dodged Bat'Leth fire during that hair raising State Dept. mission to the Neutral Zone ?
Posted by: Shit Leonard Nimoy Said in Civ IV at February 27, 2015 02:44
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*hic*.... Yeah,, that was pretty fukkin' awesome of me!!!!! *hic*,,..
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 27, 2015 02:50 PM (HSmrB)
And then my irony meter flew across the room, hit the wall, and exploded, your honor.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2015 02:50 PM (659DL)
US Navy Training Film on Combat Psychiatry Korean War Era With Leonard Nimoy And Fess Parker
http://youtu.be/OPF-Tx1QmVY
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 27, 2015 02:51 PM (kdS6q)
Anyone else see a racist stereotype in that?
Stomp the hat! Or is it stop the hate?
Posted by: Dang at February 27, 2015 02:51 PM (MNq6o)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 27, 2015 02:51 PM (Bn6aD)
How about bringing up that time you dodged Bat'Leth fire during that hair raising State Dept. mission to the Neutral Zone ?
Posted by: Shit Leonard Nimoy Said in Civ IV at February 27, 2015 02:44
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*hic*.... Yeah,, that was pretty fukkin' awesome of me!!!!! *hic*,,..
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 27, 2015 02:50 PM (HSmrB)
THAT is NOT funny!
Posted by: Michelle Obama at February 27, 2015 02:51 PM (qh617)
Vulcans are amoral. Fuck 'em.
From what I've read of early fandom, there was a long long of fans who wanted to do just that to Spock...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 27, 2015 02:51 PM (4X5NS)
Posted by: Kate Upton at February 27, 2015 02:51 PM (kPF0r)
*Locks doors, battens the hatches*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 27, 2015 02:39 PM (LA7Cm)
I figured that would be good for another 200 posts. ha ha. I hate ALL fcuking TV shows mostly because of canned laughter.
What the jokes are so bad you have to be told they are funny?
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 27, 2015 02:44 PM (0FSuD)
Do you hate puppies and kittehs too? Betcha think Christmas is just commercialized crap? Sunrises and sunsets? They suck donkey dicks, right? Babies stink like yellow poop they do.
Posted by: Grumpy Old Man detector at February 27, 2015 02:51 PM (OZmbA)
He'll be on the holodeck.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2015 02:52 PM (6ypGG)
And yes that body snatchers remake role
I think that's the first thing I saw him in as a kid
Posted by: ginaswo at February 27, 2015 02:52 PM (2EgyQ)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2015 02:52 PM (2KB+E)
Or fabricated..
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 27, 2015 02:51 PM (Bn6aD)
Yeah.... LOVE the latest...
Now the Climate Zealots are saying the stopping of actual warming is due to 'natural climate variability'....
But don't seem to realize that ALL the earlier warming, could therefore be due to 'natural climate variability'....
Posted by: BB Wolf at February 27, 2015 02:53 PM (qh617)
Multi-powered alien Trelane, the "Squire" of Gothos, has popped up on the bridge, upset because Spock grabbed Kirk and the landing party via transporter.
Trelane: Who is this Mister Spock who snatched you away from me?
Spock (rising): I am Spock.
Trelane: Ohhh. Not quite human, is he?
Spock: My father was a native of the planet Vulcan.
Trelane: Oh? And are its natives predatory?
Spock (levelly): Not generally. But there have been . . . exceptions.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 27, 2015 02:53 PM (DPQY4)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2015 02:53 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 27, 2015 02:53 PM (Bn6aD)
Ummm.... RT @BarackObama Farewell, Dr. Spock. Thank you for your great works pic.twitter.com/4pQTSDISCB— wiserbud (@WiserMeany) February 27, 2015
Posted by: wiserbud at February 27, 2015 02:53 PM (XlHZs)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 27, 2015 02:53 PM (MMC8r)
ye gads T'Pring was the ultimate Black Widow. If Vulcan ever had 'Most
Wanted' I would expect her to be #1 with at least twenty husbands dead
due to things like bitten by a rabid Sehlat.
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But dear God, what a babe she was.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 27, 2015 02:54 PM (DPQY4)
THAT is NOT funny!
Posted by: Michelle Obama at February 27, 2015 02:51 PM (qh617)
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shut your *hic,,* whore mouth.... worf,,, *hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 27, 2015 02:54 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: ginaswo at February 27, 2015 02:54 PM (2EgyQ)
You couldn't be on Columbo if you couldn't act -- Peter Falk was picky about directors; I'm sure he was selective about actors, too.
Same is true, I believe, about The Twilight Zone. Every single performance in TZ was top notch.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 27, 2015 02:54 PM (hbvPW)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2015 02:54 PM (6ypGG)
The Trek magazine Enterprise Incidents would even print some. Cute as a button buxom blond yeoman sets her sights on getting Spock laid and so on.
There are probably footlockers full of such in attics as we speak, the
mimeograph ink fading, just waiting for the grand-kids to find.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2015 02:55 PM (Gl3VB)
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at February 27, 2015 02:55 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: That Guy at February 27, 2015 02:55 PM (kPF0r)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 27, 2015 02:55 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 27, 2015 02:47 PM (Bn6aD)
I agree.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at February 27, 2015 02:55 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:57 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 27, 2015 02:57 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:57 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Bill Nye The Science Guy at February 27, 2015 02:57 PM (8ZskC)
348 RIP Roger Moore.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 27, 2015 02:57 PM (MMC8r)
Wait, what?!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:57 PM (CMkNk)
Christmas is just commercialized crap? Sunrises and sunsets? They suck
donkey dicks, right? Babies stink like yellow poop they do.
Posted by: Grumpy Old Man detector at February 27, 2015 02:51 PM (OZmbA)
No, just canned laughter.
NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 27, 2015 02:58 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 27, 2015 02:58 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Bill Nye The Science Guy at February 27, 2015 02:57 PM (8ZskC)
And prospered. LOL!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2015 02:58 PM (CMkNk)
350 If Spock would have interacted more with his Romulan neighbors he probably would have lived longer.
Posted by: Bill Nye The Science Guy at February 27, 2015 02:57 PM (8ZskC)
They still need jobs
Posted by: Barf Harf at February 27, 2015 02:59 PM (0FSuD)
Also, Anna Puma scares me. Again.
Posted by: Some Dude at February 27, 2015 03:00 PM (lbgjb)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 27, 2015 03:00 PM (MMC8r)
Probably should avoid getting on any ships with their ambassadors though.
Posted by: Cpt. Sisko at February 27, 2015 03:00 PM (MYCIw)
*hic*.... Yeah,, that was pretty fukkin' awesome of me!!!!! *hic*,,..
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 27, 2015 02:50 PM (HSmrB)
Damnit, Jim, keep Hillary away from my Romulan ale!
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at February 27, 2015 03:00 PM (1hM1d)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 27, 2015 03:01 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2015 03:01 PM (Gl3VB)
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 27, 2015 03:01 PM (evdj2)
It was different for sure, but you make this life what you want..... Yeah the political climate sucks right now, but it can be changed.... Hang in there...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 27, 2015 03:01 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Bigby's Spock Pinch at February 27, 2015 03:01 PM (3ZtZW)
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The show that cleared out the neighborhood when I was a kid was The Wide World of Disney.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 27, 2015 03:03 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 27, 2015 03:03 PM
Loved that !
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 27, 2015 03:03 PM (Bn6aD)
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And the Wonderful World of Sports. Wait. Maybe it was the other way around.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 27, 2015 03:04 PM (DPQY4)
Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2015 03:04 PM (Lnp4L)
Posted by: Some Dude at February 27, 2015 03:05 PM (lbgjb)
Posted by: The Spockinator at February 27, 2015 03:05 PM (Q819Q)
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 27, 2015 03:05 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: mallfly at February 27, 2015 03:06 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 27, 2015 03:07 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Citizen X at February 27, 2015 02:44 PM (7ObY1)
Try Slayer's Angel of Death. It will clear all earworms and even make you forget your birthday.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2015 03:07 PM (FMbng)
The Trek magazine Enterprise Incidents would even print some. Cute as a button buxom blond yeoman sets her sights on getting Spock laid and so on.
There are probably footlockers full of such in attics as we speak, the
mimeograph ink fading, just waiting for the grand-kids to find.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2015 02:55 PM (Gl3VB)
Let's face it that's not what is going to skeeve out the grandkids. It will be the slash fiction right next to it.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 27, 2015 03:07 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2015 03:08 PM (81UWZ)
Posted by: Nimoy's Retail Site at February 27, 2015 03:08 PM (gwG9s)
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 27, 2015 03:05 PM (evdj2)
I think you misspelled Obama.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2015 03:08 PM (FMbng)
Oh ya, I forgot about Disney! Davey Crockett and Chip n Dale!
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And "The Scarecrow," and "Swamp Fox," and "The Nine Lives of Elfego Baca" -- back when TV wasn't afraid to tell stories based on history.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 27, 2015 03:08 PM (DPQY4)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 27, 2015 03:09 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Secret Klingon Warrior Michelle Obama at February 27, 2015 03:09 PM (lHHyw)
^^^^^
This is why I just refuse to get into the celebrity following thing. I have a scant few actors/actresses that I really like and think they do good work. The absolute last thing I want to do is find out their some loudmouth commie eff-tard, so I avoid all information about their beliefs and personal lives. I know in the back of my mind that, being a part of the "arts" the extreme likelihood is that they are that way, but I just don't want to know about it. I wish more of them would keep their mouths shut. It ruins the whole entertainment experience when the dude on screen is no longer Character X, but is *that* idiot jerkoff who hates everything I stand for. The reality of their douchiness breaks the fictional universe for me. So the ones who can't keep their opinions to themselves, I just actively avoid giving my money to.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at February 27, 2015 03:09 PM (KkVB6)
Posted by: Scotty at February 27, 2015 03:10 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Secret Klingon Warrior Michelle Obama at February 27, 2015 03:10 PM (lHHyw)
Posted by: Kneel deGaseous Tyrone at February 27, 2015 03:10 PM (lG2E3)
Posted by: Bill Nye The Science Guy at February 27, 2015 02:57 PM (8ZskC)
Seems that someone didn't watch ST:TNG two-part episode "Unification"...
Posted by: The Vulcan Hat at February 27, 2015 03:10 PM (0Ew3K)
I remembered being disappointed that she didn't get into porn after that show went off the air.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 27, 2015 03:10 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: Some Dude at February 27, 2015 03:10 PM (lbgjb)
No sonofabitch ever won by dying because things sucked ass. He won by making those sonsabitches who made things suck ass die instead!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 03:11 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Citizen X at February 27, 2015 03:12 PM (7ObY1)
What You said...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 27, 2015 03:12 PM (Bn6aD)
Just looking at that. Something to do with background lighting and the way the eye/brain perceives color. A white dress appears blue in the right light, etc.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 27, 2015 03:12 PM (LA7Cm)
Just looking at that. Something to do with background lighting and the way the eye/brain perceives color. A white dress appears blue in the right light, etc.
And that makes it headline news?
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 27, 2015 03:13 PM (Bn6aD)
http://tinyurl.com/oqbsso9
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2015 03:13 PM (Gl3VB)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 27, 2015 03:12 PM (LA7Cm)
A blue dress appears white after I'm done with it, amiright!
Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 27, 2015 03:13 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: The Vulcan Hat at February 27, 2015 03:10 PM (0Ew3K)
Yeah that's one where sarek got hurled into the great void.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2015 03:13 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Citizen X at February 27, 2015 03:14 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 27, 2015 03:14 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: The Vulcan Hat at February 27, 2015 03:10 PM (0Ew3K)
Is that the one where Beardy & Baldy start makin' eyes?
http://youtu.be/pf9oD_xl8mI
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Rascal Scooter Brigade at February 27, 2015 03:14 PM (Q819Q)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 27, 2015 02:42 PM (HSmrB)
You defied Starfleet orders, stole the Enterprise, and went back to Genesis to bring his body back to Vulcan?
Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2015 03:14 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2015 03:11 PM (2Ojst)
Hell yeah, things Patton would have said if he was still alive.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2015 03:15 PM (FMbng)
good work. The absolute last thing I want to do is find out their some
loudmouth commie eff-tard, so I avoid all information about their
beliefs and personal lives. I know in the back of my mind that, being a
part of the "arts" the extreme likelihood is that they are that way, but
I just don't want to know about it.
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I'm trying to do the same. I know my favorite actor of all time, Robert Vaughn, is a big liberal and has been for decades -- I understand he whupped William F. Buckley in a debate in the late Sixties or something. But I just don't think about it.
To his credit, he has never gone around trumpeting his lefty beliefs.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 27, 2015 03:16 PM (DPQY4)
They have a tomahawk on sale that I've been wanting. The SOG Hawk.
And I need ammo, before Mutual of Obama bans it all.
See you all later!
Posted by: Citizen X at February 27, 2015 03:17 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: filbert at February 27, 2015 03:17 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: Barf Harf at February 27, 2015 03:17 PM (0FSuD)
"I always have been, and always shall be, your friend"
"Of all the souls I have encountered, his was the most ... human"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVIt0DYKssI
Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2015 03:18 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 27, 2015 03:19 PM (Gl3VB)
He did have a first name. In One episode, I forget which one, someone maybe Nurse Chapel, asked him what it was and Spock said "you Couldn't pronounce it."
Posted by: jrg at February 27, 2015 03:20 PM (7M30H)
Posted by: Dr Leonard McCoy at February 27, 2015 03:22 PM (GrXXa)
This. A thousand times, *this*. My wife never smoked, but her uterine cancer metastasized before it was discovered (her gynecologist probably misdiagnosed it as a fibroid), and guess where it wound up? She passed when the damn cancer had pretty much eaten up her lungs, leaving her unable to breathe. I'd think there aren't much worse ways to go, and it was slow: maybe 2-3 months from "I need to start lugging an oxygen bottle around" to the end.
Posted by: salfter at February 27, 2015 03:27 PM (kmvkg)
@178 Did Spock have a first name?
He did have a first name. In
One episode, I forget which one, someone maybe Nurse Chapel, asked him
what it was and Spock said "you Couldn't pronounce it."
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I think his mother, played by Jane Wyatt, had a similar line when asked about Vulcan names. Something like "Can you pronounce his [Spock's father's] name?" "After a fashion, and after many years of practice."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 27, 2015 03:46 PM (DPQY4)
Posted by: Wendigo is jammin Bilbo Baggins videos an shit at February 27, 2015 04:01 PM (y00Ej)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 27, 2015 04:08 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: VeryOldNewAge-er at February 27, 2015 04:12 PM (PGh+Q)
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 27, 2015 04:16 PM (evdj2)
Have been utterly devastated by this all morning, so the laughs are very welcome.Lung cancer is horrific and he's now in a better place, reunited with Kelley and Doohan. Such a renaissance man, always respected the show that gave him his break, and the fans, but went on and did other equally interesting things. Classy man, will be greatly missed. And who is going to temper the Shatner/rest of the cast spats now?
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2015 04:16 PM (yRwC8)
Any attacks by Romulans are just random occurences, and we probably are to blame. Because the Crusades.
Posted by: White House Mouthpiece at February 27, 2015 04:23 PM (yRwC8)
remember when Spock and Kirk were forced to do that humiliating Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum dance?
that wasn't dick... remember when they did the cover of 3 dog night's "Row, Row your boat"?
They needed the money or sumtin
Posted by: Wendigo is jammin Bilbo Baggins videos an shit at February 27, 2015 04:23 PM (y00Ej)
Posted by: bneville at February 27, 2015 04:45 PM (I/amE)
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2015 05:05 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Wax the Gunter Flog at February 27, 2015 06:32 PM (lqeGC)
Guy Fleegman: Jason, are we doing episode 81 or not?
Jason Nesmith: It's a rough plan, Guy, what does it matter if we're doing episode 81 or not?
Guy Fleegman: BECAUSE I DIED... IN EPISODE 81!
Guy Fleegman: I changed my mind. I wanna go back.
Sir Alexander Dane: After the fuss you made about getting left behind?
Guy Fleegman: Yeah, but that's when I thought I was the crewman that stays on the ship, and something is up there, and it kills me. But now I'm thinking I'm the guy who gets killed by some monster five minutes after we land on the planet.
Jason Nesmith: You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy.
Guy Fleegman: I'm not? Then what's my last name?
Jason Nesmith: It's, uh, uh - -I don't know.
Guy Fleegman: Nobody knows. Do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in.
Gwen DeMarco: Guy, you have a last name.
Guy Fleegman: DO I? DO I? For all you know, I'm "Crewman Number Six"! Mommy... mommy...
Sir Alexander Dane: Are we there yet?
Posted by: 6th Crewman at February 27, 2015 06:44 PM (e8kgV)
S'chn T'gai Spock. Sounds like it's spelled.
Source: To your credit 411, you got the right TOS episode, but you failed to follow-up on the dead treefall. Spock's first name - or first and second name -- WTF knows, it's a friggin' FICTIONAL CHARACTER FFS -- were post-revealed in the TOS series novel titled "Ishmael", as in the name of the guy in the book about the humongous albino sperm whale with the massive wang.
And that last ref holds the clue to pronouncing Spock's first (or first&second) name (s): it's exactly what a sperm whale with a massive chunk says when he tries it out on a too-less-than-massive female, followed by JFC, now I'm gonna need reconstructive boner surgery.
Fun fact: male sperm whales don't have boners. They have dicks, no penis bone inside, and when a male spermer gets all romantic, it doesn't turn into a boner from being engorged with blood that orders and rigidifies the tool's collagen, but instead lengthens and unfurls and slithers out in search of the female's happy zone like an extra long piece of hollowed-out spaghetti. If it got rigid like when a human gets happy, given we're talking animals weighing up to 60 tons slip-sliding around in wavy water, the thing'd break.
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