And The Messenger Opened The Sixth Seal, And a Riot of Llamas Flowed Out






Video of the great llama chase here. Actually, it's just the lassoed llama being led through the streets, like Hector being dragged behind Achilles' chariot.

Thus all heroes.

Stuff like this always makes me worry because before 9/11 was the Great and Final Silliness called "The Summer of Sharks."

Posted by: Ace at 03:33 PM




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1
They looked shaved, too!

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 26, 2015 03:36 PM (iQIUe)

2 Endtimes.

Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2015 03:36 PM (ykfyK)

3 First? Me?

Posted by: sunny-dee at February 26, 2015 03:36 PM (EBoCD)

4 Stop, Tina, you fat lard!

Posted by: Napoleon Dynamite at February 26, 2015 03:36 PM (/V5lp)

5
They're not taking them to the slaughter house, are they??

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 26, 2015 03:37 PM (iQIUe)

6
A Riot of Llamas?

Like a Horde of Morons, etc?

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 26, 2015 03:37 PM (3ZtZW)

7 Crap! None of you people used to be here!

Posted by: sunny-dee at February 26, 2015 03:37 PM (EBoCD)

8 Are they named Lorenzo? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: brevity at February 26, 2015 03:37 PM (jmN7w)

9 That autoplays with an ad for a Realtor, YMMV

Posted by: JDub at February 26, 2015 03:37 PM (X3xYu)

10 I'd pay to see Hector dragged behind *anyone's* chariot.

Posted by: boulder terlet hobo at February 26, 2015 03:37 PM (vHM3V)

11 Very symbolic

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 26, 2015 03:37 PM (40li+)

12
also

AUTOPLAY

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 26, 2015 03:37 PM (3ZtZW)

13 What?

Posted by: Lorenzo Lamas? at February 26, 2015 03:38 PM (JO9+V)

14 Whew. I was worried about them getting hit by a car while my kids and I were watching.

BRB, writing a paper on Racism in Llama Catching Order.

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 26, 2015 03:38 PM (0xTsz)

15 Maybe "My Momma Is A Llama" wasn't fictional. You have to be ready to evolve.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at February 26, 2015 03:38 PM (LISuA)

16 Somebody playing Sim City for real?

Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2015 03:38 PM (wlDny)

17 Stop the Autoplay!

Posted by: Lorenzo Lamas? at February 26, 2015 03:39 PM (JO9+V)

18
I think the llama is wearing a chasity belt.

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 26, 2015 03:39 PM (iQIUe)

19 Who put the ram in the rama llama ding dong?

Posted by: RolandTHTG at February 26, 2015 03:39 PM (QM5S2)

20 Llama Llama Runs Away

Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 03:40 PM (MYCIw)

21 Undocumented llamas make great workers and can really improve a community.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at February 26, 2015 03:40 PM (Tj+s6)

22 good thing about catching the lamas before they bit a kid or old people

their is no excuses about a guy lets his lama go runs around without a leash

take care of youre lamas people think about it

Posted by: Jose Canseco's Finger at February 26, 2015 03:40 PM (+lsX1)

23 Stories like this can be told only because the world is a period of unprecedented peace and love.

Posted by: John "llama face" Kerry at February 26, 2015 03:41 PM (cVvbj)

24 Are they named Lorenzo?

Shouldn't that be Llorenzo?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at February 26, 2015 03:42 PM (/kI1Q)

25 Meh. Kinda boring. Still better than Snake Eater though.

Posted by: irright at February 26, 2015 03:42 PM (8GKDa)

26 LLOL.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 26, 2015 03:42 PM (TJCSB)

27 That video would be lots more fun if the PETA chicks in lettuce bikinis would only get out there and protest.

Posted by: MTF at February 26, 2015 03:42 PM (LISuA)

28 Yes, but what are the llamas' views on Gay Marriage, the Big Bang, and Net Neutrality?

Posted by: Inquiring Hats want to know... at February 26, 2015 03:42 PM (0Ew3K)

29 We are surrendering to the llamas and letting them pass whatever bills they want because we can't possibly catch them ever.

Posted by: The GOP at February 26, 2015 03:42 PM (0xTsz)

30
So, where did the little black one go to?

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 26, 2015 03:42 PM (iQIUe)

31 Evidently what was supposed to stay in Vegas didn't.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2015 03:43 PM (AxABj)

32 Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Look out, there are llamas!

Posted by: Monty Python at February 26, 2015 03:43 PM (ppaKI)

33 Not as amusing as a raptor chase, but still...

Posted by: PabloD at February 26, 2015 03:43 PM (bEvEg)

34 THIS the LiVs will pay attention to.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 26, 2015 03:43 PM (MMC8r)

35 That llama was treated much better than I was at the White House.

Posted by: the Dalai Lama at February 26, 2015 03:43 PM (OVx7B)

36 That video would be lots more fun if the PETA chicks in lettuce bikinis would only get out there and protest.

Posted by: MTF at February 26, 2015 03:42 PM (LISuA)


/thread

Posted by: Llama Llovin' at February 26, 2015 03:43 PM (0Ew3K)

37 Damn showoff!

Posted by: Al Pack Ah at February 26, 2015 03:43 PM (FGEvF)

38 They shot the black one.

Posted by: NCKate at February 26, 2015 03:44 PM (RNq50)

39 Llamapollooza?

Posted by: dantesed at February 26, 2015 03:44 PM (88xKn)

40
"Llammas Llassoed"

Thank god it happened in AZ. Who would llasso a llama in Boston?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 26, 2015 03:44 PM (JtwS4)

41 One of those llamas should primary McCain next year...

Posted by: Llama 2016 at February 26, 2015 03:44 PM (0Ew3K)

42
Now do you people see what can happen?

Now do you see?!?!?

Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2015 03:44 PM (ykfyK)

43 ' They shot the black one."

Thread winner.

Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 03:44 PM (MYCIw)

44 Actually, it's just the lassoed llama being led through the streets, like Hector being dragged behind Achilles chariot.

CHAAAAAARGE!

Posted by: Achilles at February 26, 2015 03:44 PM (cL79m)

45 Bummer. Every time I refresh or post, I have to kill the autoplay.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2015 03:44 PM (AxABj)

46 The Horde attempting to do anything at all.


My friend the vet hates llamas with the passion of 10,000 burning suns. Hates hates hates hates them.

*scurries off to send this to her*

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at February 26, 2015 03:45 PM (mf5HN)

47 There is simply no need for cowboy skills in our modern world.

Now, I shall recite an Allan Ginsberg poem.

Posted by: East and West Coasts at February 26, 2015 03:45 PM (vgIRn)

48
don't llamas have twins called alpacas?

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 26, 2015 03:45 PM (hbvPW)

49 Gunga Galunga

Posted by: The Llama at February 26, 2015 03:45 PM (8GKDa)

50 Questioned for comment, Jeb Bush asked what the Democratic position was on llamas.....then agreed with it.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at February 26, 2015 03:45 PM (cVvbj)

51 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 03:45 PM (kff5f)

52



W I D E L O A D

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 03:46 PM (kff5f)

53 This is their punishment for not having winter.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 26, 2015 03:46 PM (L2xDv)

54 If you watch the tape, the white one runs better routes.



#StolenFromTwitter

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 26, 2015 03:46 PM (TJCSB)

55
Llamas are pretty damn useful:

meat
pack animals
wool
poop

Only problem is that they really can spit.

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 26, 2015 03:46 PM (iQIUe)

56 "don't llamas have twins called alpacas?"

Yes, and they are mean but have very soft fur that makes a nice yarn.

Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 03:46 PM (MYCIw)

57 Hands up don't shoot!!

Posted by: Black Llama at February 26, 2015 03:46 PM (sWgE+)

58 Leave me outta this, putas.

Posted by: Fernando Llamas at February 26, 2015 03:46 PM (qNZ3I)

59 I remember the Summer of Sharks.... what a carefree summer. Things were good. We are starting in a far worse place now.... I believe a confluence of events are going to throw the world into World War. I wish I could say i was being sarcastic, but I'm not. Talked to my accountant last night who fears Civil War Part Deux... And he is a thoughtful guy. So I try not to consume the news.... here or anywhere else. It is just too much. Now..... Anyone have any good recipes?

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at February 26, 2015 03:46 PM (fLKzW)

60 #blackllamalivesmatter

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at February 26, 2015 03:46 PM (cVvbj)

61 I love the first picture with the guy pointing.

What's he saying, "Yep, that's a llama!"

Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2015 03:46 PM (jhqr1)

62
zombie just emailed to say there 310 posts on Craigslist for "Llama blow and go"

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 26, 2015 03:46 PM (3ZtZW)

63 I'll come back when get past 200. LOL

Posted by: just here for the guns at February 26, 2015 03:47 PM (WNERA)

64 When my wife was preggers she insisted we attend llamas class. I said "Why? We can spit on each other at home."

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at February 26, 2015 03:47 PM (JVWwF)

65 What!?

Posted by: Lorenzo Lamas at February 26, 2015 03:47 PM (kff5f)

66 Relax people, this is no big deal...

Save the llama for yo mama.


sumthin sumthin, tip the waitresses.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 26, 2015 03:47 PM (XmOA9)

67 Interestingly, those llamas are under more scrutiny than their undocumented human counterparts from the same third world shithole.

Posted by: Fritz at February 26, 2015 03:47 PM (dVmLD)

68
>>>don't llamas have twins called alpacas?

Alpacas are the Khaibits of Llamas

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 26, 2015 03:48 PM (3ZtZW)

69 so a slow speed chase of a white ranch critter...where I have I seen that before. Was that Al Cowlings ?

Posted by: Cu'Chullainn at February 26, 2015 03:48 PM (uBiZ3)

70
Old and Busted: SMOD
The New Hotness: Llama Apocalypse

Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at February 26, 2015 03:48 PM (XMDuf)

71 One "L" lama, that's a priest
Two "L" llama that's a beast
I would bet my silk pajamas
I'll never see a Three "L" lllama

Posted by: TheThinMan at February 26, 2015 03:48 PM (+PEBZ)

72 Actually, it's just the lassoed llama being led through the streets, like Hector being dragged behind Achilles chariot.

That's because Achilles is a nativist Tea Partier who hates latinos.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 26, 2015 03:48 PM (MMC8r)

73 We get to see Hector and Achilles here every day. Achilles (albeit a better version of Achilles) is played by the Horde, and Hector (albeit a much, much, infinitely worse version of Hector) is played by....Hector.

Posted by: Lurkingestlurker at February 26, 2015 03:48 PM (k8xvx)

74 Actually, this happens occasionally in TX- though usually with cows, not llamas.

I think FWPD has cowboys on call just for when it happens.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 03:48 PM (kff5f)

75 I can't bleat!!!

Posted by: Black llama at February 26, 2015 03:49 PM (cVvbj)

76 Where was Carl.

Posted by: deepred at February 26, 2015 03:49 PM (xv5cf)

77 Hands up don't shoot!!

Posted by: Black Llama at February 26, 2015 03:46 PM (sWgE+)


#BlackLlamaLivesMatter

Posted by: #TheHashtagHat at February 26, 2015 03:49 PM (0Ew3K)

78 I love llamas and alpacas, and laughing goats on cheezeburgers.

and smart mouthed birds.

Posted by: Alicia Puckerbush at February 26, 2015 03:49 PM (XJRDA)

79 The New Hotness: Llama Apocalypse

Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at February 26, 2015 03:48 PM (XMDuf)




Wouldn't that be a "Llamapocalypse?"

Posted by: Country Singer at February 26, 2015 03:49 PM (nL0sw)

80 Look! Squirrel! Llama!

Posted by: The MFM at February 26, 2015 03:49 PM (1CroS)

81 They couldn't get a rope near the black one without a trigger warning first.

Posted by: NCKate at February 26, 2015 03:50 PM (RNq50)

82 Not gonna lie, I read this:


Video of the great llama chase here. Actually, it's just the lassoed llama being led through the streets, like Hector being dragged behind Achilles' chariot.


And immediately thought: Someone videoed Hector being dragged behind a chariot?! Fucking right!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 03:50 PM (fwARV)

83 *petuwee*

I spit on you.

Posted by: A llama at February 26, 2015 03:50 PM (vPh3W)

84 I see Rowsdower beat me to it.

Posted by: Lurkingestlurker at February 26, 2015 03:50 PM (k8xvx)

85
The Clogginstien sisters go wild...

Posted by: Barry O'Blama at February 26, 2015 03:50 PM (q5zR3)

86 My friend the vet hates llamas with the passion of 10,000 burning suns. Hates hates hates hates them.

Why's that? They're pretty chill, and they only have teeth on the top jaw. Most people get those sawn off.

They're pretty clean too. They designate a latrine area of their field, so they don't poop everywhere.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2015 03:50 PM (jhqr1)

87 The Black Llama turned and put a beat down on the Neighborhood Watch guy. Thought he was going to molest his Little Brother Llama.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at February 26, 2015 03:50 PM (fLKzW)

88
Stuff like this always makes me worry because before 9/11 was the Great and Final Silliness called "The Summer of Sharks."

Tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: Gary Condit at February 26, 2015 03:50 PM (XMDuf)

89 >>Wouldn't that be a "Llamapocalypse?"

Llamnado.

Posted by: SyFy at February 26, 2015 03:50 PM (0xTsz)

90 Can I fuck them if they are under 12?

Posted by: Some Dude at February 26, 2015 03:51 PM (cR9GI)

91 Stop the Autoplay!

google 'click to play', it's a setting in your browser preference, depending on browser.

Posted by: Alicia Puckerbush at February 26, 2015 03:51 PM (XJRDA)

92 "They shot the black one".


I actually did laugh out loud.
Winner.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 26, 2015 03:51 PM (XmOA9)

93 In many ways, this is the story of Obama

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 26, 2015 03:51 PM (1Jaio)

94 Who called Llyft?

Posted by: irright at February 26, 2015 03:51 PM (8GKDa)

95 No vicunas? No guanacos? Racism!

Posted by: The FCC at February 26, 2015 03:51 PM (MbqmP)

96 Ah, much better - no fucking autoplay.

Posted by: steveegg at February 26, 2015 03:51 PM (cL79m)

97 Man I want a Llamaborghini

Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 03:51 PM (sWgE+)

98 Is this like Running With The Bulls for pajama boys?

Posted by: shredded chi at February 26, 2015 03:51 PM (h/tJC)

99
Taylor Negron died last month? No one tells me nuttin!

RIP, Taylor.

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 26, 2015 03:52 PM (iQIUe)

100 And immediately thought: Someone videoed Hector being dragged behind a chariot?! Fucking right!

Heh. That's where my mind went, too: "I wish someone would drag *our* Hector behind a chariot."

And it sucks that the troll took that name, because Hector from the Iliad was a f*ckin' bad-A. It took a dude who cheated and was nigh-invulnerable to finally kill him.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 03:52 PM (kff5f)

101 shoot the white ones, and put the black ones in my basement.

Posted by: Some Dude at February 26, 2015 03:52 PM (cR9GI)

102
Give me 30 seconds and my rifle and the great Llama chase (does anyone actually give a shit?) would be the great llama meat fest.
I killed a running Brama bull with a 30-30 once. I expect llamas would be easier.

Posted by: maddogg at February 26, 2015 03:52 PM (xWW96)

103 A BLACK and WHITE Lama together? Does Storm Front know about this?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 26, 2015 03:52 PM (0FSuD)

104 Isn't that a lynch mob chasing the black one?

Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 03:52 PM (sWgE+)

105 In many ways, this is the story of Obllama.

Posted by: Fritz at February 26, 2015 03:52 PM (dVmLD)

106 Sitting at Denver Intl Airport. For the moment it's three of us. One guy leaves around five, the other around 7, then it's just me until 1 AM. Having a beer and nachos, hoping time passes quickly. I can't even check in until 5, so I'm dragging both my bags around. Nice enough airport, a couple bars, lots of ski bunnies wandering about, so I'll live.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 26, 2015 03:53 PM (TcHo8)

107 This is oppression of even-toed ungulates! Hoofs up, don't spit!

Posted by: AL SHARTPOON at February 26, 2015 03:53 PM (MbqmP)

108 They were trying to hack a portal but the resistance was too strong.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at February 26, 2015 03:53 PM (zauWW)

109 Actually, it's just the lassoed llama being led through the
streets, like Hector being dragged behind Achilles' chariot his mom in Wal Mart.



Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2015 03:53 PM (NQOfq)

110 OT: Stacy McCain's new Feminism is out:

http://tinyurl.com/oh4a3bh

Posted by: The Masculinist Hat at February 26, 2015 03:53 PM (0Ew3K)

111 Man I want a Llamaborghini

I llove the llines of the Venneno Roadster.
http://goo.gl/BO0n9R

Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2015 03:53 PM (jhqr1)

112 AllenG: "I think FWPD has cowboys on call just for when it happens."

Back in the Triplets Era, The FWPD had the Cowboys on call... but for different reasons.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 26, 2015 03:54 PM (1CroS)

113 Look what we've done: even the llamas are embarrassed to be seen with us.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2015 03:54 PM (oKE6c)

114 Almost a stooped as some idiot named Jeddery from Florida I know. Duhhhhh!!

Posted by: Barry O'Blama at February 26, 2015 03:54 PM (q5zR3)

115 Cuidado, cuidado, cuidado, cuidado La Llamas!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBaUmx5s6iE

Posted by: mallfly at February 26, 2015 03:54 PM (bJm7W)

116 So, to clarify, is this more drama llama or llama drama?

Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 03:54 PM (MYCIw)

117 This ain't The Summer Of Love.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2015 03:54 PM (litUU)

118 It's Bush's fault.

Posted by: jewells45tryingtokeepfromgoingcrazy at February 26, 2015 03:54 PM (l/N7H)

119 ...'L' is for Llama
>>wait, what's so funny about Llama?
>>It starts with two 'l's.
>>Well, what's the second one for?
>>I dunno.
>>Oh! I know! Loser.

Posted by: Bare Naked Ladies at February 26, 2015 03:54 PM (kff5f)

120 [Posted by: mallfly at February 26, 2015 03:54 PM (bJm7W)
Beat my by ] [ that much.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 26, 2015 03:55 PM (sH832)

121 And a llamapalooza to you, too.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2015 03:55 PM (LImiJ)

122 AllenG: "I think FWPD has cowboys on call just for when it happens."



The Sheriff's Posse isn't just for parades.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2015 03:55 PM (NQOfq)

123 Back in the Triplets Era, The FWPD had the Cowboys on call... but for different reasons.

Mostly that was DPD, but true.

"Jimmy, Jerry, You need to come pick up Michael and Nate again."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 03:55 PM (kff5f)

124 This post just reminded me of, and made me miss The Llama Butchers...

Posted by: shredded chi at February 26, 2015 03:55 PM (h/tJC)

125 "Sitting at Denver Intl Airport. For the moment it's three of us. One guy leaves around five, the other around 7, then it's just me until 1 AM. "

That gives you lots of time to wander around and gaze upon the truly WTF wonder that is the Denver Airport. Find the murals.

Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 03:56 PM (MYCIw)

126 They'll be sold as brides to countries that shall not be named.

Posted by: Naes at February 26, 2015 03:56 PM (YhayY)

127 I do not see you, strange puppy children.

llamallamallamallamallama...

Posted by: The Dolly Llama at February 26, 2015 03:56 PM (kff5f)

128 A judgment of llamas?

Now alpacas, those are some really judgmental animals.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet requests that whoever ticked off Elsa go and apologize right now! at February 26, 2015 03:57 PM (hLRSq)

129 #hoovesupdontshoot

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2015 03:57 PM (litUU)

130 Llasso that llittle llama!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2015 03:57 PM (2Ojst)

131 IFF THERE WAS NO BIG BANG THEORY, THEN WHERE DID ALL THE FUCKING LLAMAS COME FROM, SMART GUYS?

Smart military blog my ass.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 26, 2015 03:57 PM (659DL)

132 A judgment of llamas?

That's a question!! I'm not answering it!

Posted by: The Dolly Llama at February 26, 2015 03:57 PM (kff5f)

133 llama llama llama llama
llama llama llama llama
llama llama llama llama
mushroom
mushroom...

Posted by: mallfly at February 26, 2015 03:58 PM (bJm7W)

134 They'll be sold as brides to countries that shall not be named

Posted by: Naes at February 26, 2015 03:56 PM (YhayY)


Most of those countries end in -stan?

Posted by: steveegg at February 26, 2015 03:58 PM (cL79m)

135 Llooks llike the llama-keeper got llackadaisical.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2015 03:58 PM (2Ojst)

136 "Sitting at Denver Intl Airport. For the moment it's three of us. One guy leaves around five, the other around 7, then it's just me until 1 AM. "



Too bad it isn't McCarran in Vegas. At least there you'd have some slot machines.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2015 03:58 PM (NQOfq)

137 A redux of 'Hello Dalai'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2015 03:58 PM (vPh3W)

138 Most of those countries end in -stan?

No more questions!!

Posted by: The Dolly Llama at February 26, 2015 03:58 PM (kff5f)

139 Has anyone linked the llama song yet?

If not, here you go.


http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama



Llama llama duck

Posted by: Buzzion at February 26, 2015 03:59 PM (z/Ubi)

140 Yes, I did like Animaniacs when it was on.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 03:59 PM (kff5f)

141 They'll be sold as brides to countries that shall not be named
------
Won't the goats get all huffy?

Posted by: Old Blue at February 26, 2015 03:59 PM (AxABj)

142 Most of those countries end in -stan?

Posted by: steveegg at February 26, 2015 03:58 PM (cL79m)

I'm sorry but your NOT ending in me!

Posted by: -stan at February 26, 2015 03:59 PM (sWgE+)

143 "Watch me pull a llama out of my ass."

"Barack, that trick never works."

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2015 04:00 PM (litUU)

144 That gives you lots of time to wander around and gaze upon the truly WTF wonder that is the Denver Airport. Find the murals.

^this^

If you haven't seen it before check out all the masonic imagery- Google it and there's a good site that tells you where to go to see it.

Posted by: JDub at February 26, 2015 04:00 PM (X3xYu)

145 138
Most of those countries end in -stan?

No more questions!!"

But, the Crusades!

Posted by: Naes at February 26, 2015 04:00 PM (YhayY)

146 Wouldn't that be a "Llamapocalypse?"
Posted by: Country Singer at February 26, 2015 03:49 PM (nL0sw)


You, you're thinking of the alpacalypse.

Posted by: Hal at February 26, 2015 04:00 PM (hmPdt)

147 Alpaca..., now that [/] will test your metal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2015 04:01 PM (vPh3W)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2015 04:01 PM (vPh3W)

149 Nice save, Hammer.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 26, 2015 04:01 PM (JtwS4)

150 Damn. Two barrel dances today.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2015 04:01 PM (vPh3W)

151 Nasty bastards ,full of crap and always spitting at you, the owners that is. The animals suck too

Posted by: NativeNH at February 26, 2015 04:01 PM (+k6Wu)

152 So I'm just going to assume the Horde will begin using the phrase lassoing the llama. IYKWIMAITTYD.

In other news, not only did I drag my ass into work through the snowpacalypse this morning, I also shoveled the front steps and sidewalk (which is, no lie, like 100 feet) and then went out to discover that ahahaha no there's no rock salt to be had anywhere.

So now our front steps and sidewalks at least smell nice because kitty litter ftw!

Of course I am going to eat my weight in chocolate for a reward, what are all y'all, new?

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at February 26, 2015 04:01 PM (mf5HN)

153 Sitting at Denver Intl Airport. For the moment it's three of us. One guy leaves around five, the other around 7, then it's just me until 1 AM. Having a beer and nachos, hoping time passes quickly. I can't even check in until 5, so I'm dragging both my bags around. Nice enough airport, a couple bars, lots of ski bunnies wandering about, so I'll live.Posted by: Lincolntf at February 26, 2015 03:53 PM (TcHoDamn, I was up that way this morning. I would have taken the day off and taken you out to lunch.

Posted by: San Francisco Alex at February 26, 2015 04:01 PM (OiH3z)

154 FCC just approves net neutrality -- per NewsMax

Posted by: Soona at February 26, 2015 04:01 PM (JAWal)

155 Llamallamallamallamallama chameleon.

Posted by: Boy George at February 26, 2015 04:02 PM (LImiJ)

156
Do pink llama's have a horn on their head?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at February 26, 2015 04:02 PM (P330y)

157 I'll check out the murals, then probably spend six hours straight hours watching some mindless Netflix shows. I wish I had a binge-worthy show going now, but I've watched all of the ones that seemed likely. BB, Weeds, SoA, Dexter, etc...

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 26, 2015 04:02 PM (TcHo8)

158 I can't even check in until 5, so I'm dragging both
my bags around. Nice enough airport, a couple bars, lots of ski bunnies
wandering about, so I'll live.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 26, 2015 03:53 PM (TcHo

Just wait till you get home to the 11 inches of snow that actucally turned into 6 inches of snow, which is probably all melted by now.

They have a neat rock shop there and the bar downstairs has a big selection of draft beer. There are two United Clubs if you have a card. United owns DEN.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 26, 2015 04:02 PM (0FSuD)

159 You know what else everyone forgot about?

The spy plane collision with a Chinese fighter.


Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at February 26, 2015 04:03 PM (VNgld)

160 Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at February 26, 2015 04:01 PM (mf5HN)

So did you miss the Profanity Laced Rant earlier?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 04:03 PM (kff5f)

161 I see that the white llama is in front of the black llama. Because of Structural Racism and White Privilege, no doubt.

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 26, 2015 04:03 PM (vd4oB)

162 "Watch me pull a llama out of my ass."



"For the last time Barak, the llama pulls out of YOUR ass".

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2015 04:03 PM (NQOfq)

163 Llama llama llama llama llama chameleon...

Posted by: B. George at February 26, 2015 04:03 PM (pMGkg)

164 Yes, I did like Animaniacs when it was on.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 03:59 PM (kff5f)


Netflix is bringing back Inspector Gadget.

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at February 26, 2015 04:03 PM (mf5HN)

165 You guys do know that Llamas are from Peruvia, right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2015 04:03 PM (YrXgo)

166 Posted by: Soona at February 26, 2015 04:01 PM (JAWal)

Speaking of Profanity Laced Rants...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 04:03 PM (kff5f)

167 which is, no lie, like 100 feet

Your feet or normal feet?

*ducks*

Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 04:03 PM (sWgE+)

168
So I'm just going to assume the Horde will begin using the phrase lassoing the llama. IYKWIMAITTYD.

Llassoing the llama.

Because nobody noticed when I did that upthread and me me me me.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 26, 2015 04:03 PM (JtwS4)

169 I dunno, Iiamas running afoul and all, I have to say I'm buying stock in TX Whiskey and doing my own product. Much afoul.

Posted by: 4ican at February 26, 2015 04:04 PM (Blp1s)

170 So did you miss the Profanity Laced Rant earlier?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 04:03 PM (kff5f)


No.

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at February 26, 2015 04:04 PM (mf5HN)

171 Netflix is bringing back Inspector Gadget.

I totally did not just geek out over that.


It would be undignified.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 04:04 PM (kff5f)

172 The Llama sketch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbwkkXGmFrI

Posted by: Monty Python at February 26, 2015 04:04 PM (0Ew3K)

173 damn it

Posted by: B. George at February 26, 2015 04:04 PM (8GKDa)

174 Fcuk, the company I ordered the M855 ammo from has decided to keep the stuff and not sell it cheap. Price has gone up $200 a 1,000 since yesterday.


Assholes.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 26, 2015 04:05 PM (0FSuD)

175
Is the chase set to Yakkity Sax?

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 26, 2015 04:05 PM (hbvPW)

176 Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at February 26, 2015 04:04 PM (mf5HN)

Okay. I figured if you were out shoveling snow (and kitty litter) you might have.

I wouldn't want you to miss out.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 04:05 PM (kff5f)

177 You know what else everyone forgot about?

The spy plane collision with a Chinese fighter.




Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at February 26, 2015 04:03 PM (VNgld)



Don't forget that "Bush wants to put arsenic in your drinking water!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet requests that whoever ticked off Elsa go and apologize right now! at February 26, 2015 04:05 PM (hLRSq)

178 Do androids dream of electric llamas?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2015 04:05 PM (LImiJ)

179
I've been fucking a Llama for a few years and its great. Oh yeah, his first name is Fernando!

Posted by: Shauna Sand (Playboy Model) at February 26, 2015 04:05 PM (P330y)

180 Soon, wrg500, soon.

Because nobody noticed when I did that upthread and me me me me.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 26, 2015 04:03 PM (JtwS4)


Sheesh, some people are like me level attention whores.

Fine. Here. As recompense.

http://bit.ly/1DvsDIB

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at February 26, 2015 04:06 PM (mf5HN)

181 Stuff like this always makes me worry because before 9/11 was the Great and Final Silliness called "The Summer of Sharks."

Then this must be the Winter of Shark Jumping.

Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2015 04:06 PM (zoehZ)

182 We need moah movie thread that we don't read

Posted by: 4ican at February 26, 2015 04:06 PM (Blp1s)

183 A riot of llamas?

Are we sure that's the right term?

I think it should be "A mostly peaceful protest" of llamas.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 04:07 PM (kff5f)

184 Alexthechick. If you have never seen the llama song I linked earlier you must. I'm assuming you have its ancient in Internet terms. But if not I think it's right up your alley for silliness.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 26, 2015 04:07 PM (z/Ubi)

185 Were the llamas muling drugs?

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 26, 2015 04:07 PM (vd4oB)

186 >>>>Fcuk, the company I ordered the M855 ammo from has decided to keep the stuff and not sell it cheap. Price has gone up $200 a 1,000 since yesterday.


Assholes.
.
.
.
.Ammoman.com has some South Korean green tip for $650 a 1,000.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 26, 2015 04:08 PM (4oSLk)

187 Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, llama stampedes.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2015 04:08 PM (LImiJ)

188 A llama will spit on your ass!


http://tinyurl.com/kcp4jgq


Posted by: Nip Sip at February 26, 2015 04:08 PM (0FSuD)

189 #llamaflicks

Throw Llama from the Train, for example, which, I, for one, think is an improvement over the original.

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 26, 2015 04:09 PM (0xTsz)

190 O/T, but apparently Choom Boy has decided that if Congress orders him to obey the law (yeah, Republicans, right) he will simply veto any bill they put that in.

http://bit.ly/1AcwOUS

Too Big To Impeach! Thank you, Corpulent Captain!

Posted by: MrScribbler at February 26, 2015 04:09 PM (P8YHq)

191 No SWAT team?
Must not be a dog

Posted by: Navycopjoe (thugging through the doghouse) at February 26, 2015 04:09 PM (lDoHc)

192
Fine. Here. As recompense.

http://bit.ly/1DvsDIB


Oooh. Aren't you the bestiest bestest!

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 26, 2015 04:10 PM (JtwS4)

193 Can't believe you Morons aren't giving props to: "I can't bleat!"

That one made me LOL more than "Hooves up, don't shoot!"

Posted by: chiefjaybob at February 26, 2015 04:10 PM (t2lvB)

194 Stuff like this always makes me worry because before 9/11 was the Great and Final Silliness called "The Summer of Sharks."

Are we sure that those aren't pairs of ISIS killers sneaking across the border in front-back llama costumes? And would Jeh Johnson know the difference?

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 26, 2015 04:10 PM (vd4oB)

195 O/T, but apparently Choom Boy has decided that if Congress orders him to obey the law (yeah, Republicans, right) he will simply veto any bill they put that in.


Bill to raise the monthly EBT allotment.

FUBO.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2015 04:11 PM (NQOfq)

196 Were those two llamas married?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 26, 2015 04:11 PM (W5DcG)

197 http://bit.ly/1DvsDIB

I had to check closely. She looks very much like my niece.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 04:11 PM (sWgE+)

198 159 You know what else everyone forgot about?

The spy plane collision with a Chinese fighter.


Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at February 26, 2015 04:03 PM (VNgld)


I remember Bill Maher completely dismissing the concerns about the air crew being hostage by the Chinese government. That was the point at which I began to actively dislike him.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 26, 2015 04:11 PM (PZ51s)

199 Elect me and there will be a car in every garage and a llama in every barbeque pit!

Posted by: Pander Bear Party Candidate at February 26, 2015 04:12 PM (VAsIq)

200 O/T, but apparently Choom Boy has decided that if Congress orders him to obey the law (yeah, Republicans, right) he will simply veto any bill they put that in.

O.o

o.O

-.-

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 04:12 PM (kff5f)

201 Morons. I have a second pistol permit I have to exercise here in NJ before March 19th or it expires. I have a Glock Model 19, any suggestions for another pistol. I want to get it before Fredo bans all weapons purchases by executive order.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2015 04:12 PM (nzKvP)

202 Pushmi-pullyu's are easier to wrangle.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 26, 2015 04:12 PM (fIv/H)

203 #ca-llama-ty

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2015 04:12 PM (Q/1Jp)

204 Too Big To Impeach! Thank you, Corpulent Captain!

-
Didja see that Boehner bawled out the members of the House for violating the dress code? Casual shoes, jeans and what not. Because that's what the American people care about.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2015 04:13 PM (LImiJ)

205 Were those two llamas married?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 26, 2015 04:11 PM (W5DcG)

They look happy so I doubt it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2015 04:13 PM (nzKvP)

206 195. Bet he can't veto articles of impeachment

Posted by: Navycopjoe (thugging through the doghouse) at February 26, 2015 04:13 PM (lDoHc)

207 Carrrrrrrrrrrllll


http://tinyurl.com/kq4ycqf

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2015 04:14 PM (fWAjv)

208 Loretta Lynch is looking into the fact that the black llama was captured before the white one.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 26, 2015 04:14 PM (W5DcG)

209 Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2015 04:12 PM (nzKv

Glock 21

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 26, 2015 04:14 PM (glJL/)

210 Yay! Guns talk!

Posted by: He said sarcastically at February 26, 2015 04:14 PM (vgIRn)

211 Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2015 04:12 PM (nzKvP)

Sig Saur p229 40 S&W

Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 04:14 PM (sWgE+)

212 Because that's what the American people care about.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2015 04:13 PM


Maybe we should think about holding necktie parties for all those slobs.

Posted by: MrScribbler at February 26, 2015 04:14 PM (P8YHq)

213 I LOVE llamas with hats.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 26, 2015 04:15 PM (VAsIq)

214 Posted by: Nevergiveup

Sig P320, but mags are $$$

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at February 26, 2015 04:15 PM (VNgld)

215 "Price has gone up $200 a 1,000 since yesterday."

I'm tracking it in real time.
With Drudge carrying it, there is a run going like no tomorrow.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2015 04:15 PM (YrXgo)

216 http://youtu.be/NcKRco2Zu0Y

Posted by: AL SHARTPOON at February 26, 2015 04:16 PM (MbqmP)

217 Bet he can't veto articles of impeachment

Posted by: Navycopjoe (thugging through the doghouse) at February 26, 2015 04:13 PM


Now THAT's bringin' teh funneh, NCJ!

Posted by: MrScribbler at February 26, 2015 04:16 PM (P8YHq)

218 Is'llama is a religion of peace.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 26, 2015 04:16 PM (fIv/H)

219 I miss my old Llama. Was a III-A, in .380 ACP. Nice little mini-1911.

Damn canoe.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 26, 2015 04:17 PM (RzZOc)

220 .Ammoman.com has some South Korean green tip for $650 a 1,000.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 26, 2015 04:08 PM (4oSLk)

Just ordered two cases, thanks. Ammo Supply are the assholes that didn't ship
PMC is good stuff.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 26, 2015 04:17 PM (0FSuD)

221 Time to really look hard at 80% uppers.


And another safe.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2015 04:17 PM (YrXgo)

222 213 I LOVE llamas with hats.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 26, 2015 04:15 PM (VAsIq)

They need more.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2015 04:17 PM (fWAjv)

223 The Llamantation of Jeremiah!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 26, 2015 04:17 PM (VAsIq)

224 Llammapaloosa

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2015 04:17 PM (2Aj5D)

225 Gimme back my bullets.

Posted by: Barack the Confiscator at February 26, 2015 04:17 PM (Dwehj)

226 The spy plane collision with a Chinese fighter.

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at February 26, 2015 04:03 PM (VNgld)
----
Oh, I remember it.

True: One of my coworkers, a crazy ginger, flashed her rack at Wrong Way. Not in this instance, but I have to think it sent him over the edge. They steal souls!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 26, 2015 04:17 PM (KH1sk)

227 Obama Sending Anti Israel Power, Rice to AIPAC

Presidential decision is being described by some as a slap in the face to Netanyahu, who will also address the conference.

Well that's a fine fuck you

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2015 04:18 PM (nzKvP)

228 Llama llama ding dong.

Posted by: Otis Day and the Nights at February 26, 2015 04:18 PM (JtwS4)

229 You all are just being Is'llama phobs

Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 04:18 PM (sWgE+)

230 Barack O'Llama would be a better President.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 26, 2015 04:18 PM (glJL/)

231 OldThread:

It Could Be Worse

You could be this specimen.

or worse still his Father.

Posted by: DaveA at February 26, 2015 04:18 PM (DL2i+)

232 .Ammoman.com has some South Korean green tip for $650 a 1,000.
---

Just the tip?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 26, 2015 04:18 PM (VAsIq)

233 I'm tracking it in real time.
With Drudge carrying it, there is a run going like no tomorrow.



All that ammo will be stored and marked "For When The SHTFS Only"

No one is going to want to plink with $1 a round ammo.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2015 04:18 PM (NQOfq)

234 Was it doing the llambada? And, if not, why not?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2015 04:19 PM (BhhdU)

235 Obama Sending Anti Israel Power, Rice to AIPAC
---

I'd like to throw Rice at a wedding.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 26, 2015 04:19 PM (VAsIq)

236 I just had an epiphany.

I'm a wizard.

I have a bunch of algorithms and patterns which I've memorized that I can combine in different ways to achieve non-physical results which may or may not affect the physical world.

Weird.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 04:19 PM (kff5f)

237 Presidential decision is being described by some as a slap in the face to Netanyahu, who will also address the conference.
Well that's a fine fuck you

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2015 04:18 PM


Being described "by some?" What has Choom Boy done that wasn't a slap in the face to Israel and Netanyahu?

Posted by: MrScribbler at February 26, 2015 04:20 PM (P8YHq)

238 Also just ordered 500 rounds of ss198 LEO ammo for my 5.7x28.


That will be next to get banned.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 26, 2015 04:20 PM (0FSuD)

239 M855

http://tinyurl.com/pjjgaq3

SS109

http://tinyurl.com/pfc63qv

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2015 04:20 PM (YrXgo)

240 I'm glad the corgis didn't hear about it, or it would have been an animal West Side Story out there.

Posted by: PJ at February 26, 2015 04:20 PM (cHuNI)

241 All hail AllenG, the new Merlin.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 26, 2015 04:20 PM (VAsIq)

242 So if the white llama and black llama breed will they reproduce a little Obama brother?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2015 04:21 PM (2Aj5D)

243 235
Obama Sending Anti Israel Power, Rice to AIPAC

---



I'd like to throw Rice at a wedding.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 26, 2015 04:19 PM (VAsIq)

Boy talk about a fcuk you. I hope the Tribe boos here.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 26, 2015 04:21 PM (0FSuD)

244 I gonna llama ass off.

Posted by: Dang at February 26, 2015 04:21 PM (MNq6o)

245
236 I just had an epiphany.

I'm a wizard.

I have a bunch of algorithms and patterns which I've memorized that I can combine in different ways to achieve non-physical results which may or may not affect the physical world.

Weird.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 04:19 PM (kff5f)



So if I'm reading this right, after the GOPe senators sold the country out again yesterday you went out and go some LSD.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 26, 2015 04:21 PM (z/Ubi)

246 48


don't llamas have twins called alpacas?

*
*
Yes, and also cousins called vicunas (imagine the tilde over the n). Finer wool, but harder to domesticate.

It so happens I'm wearing an alpaca sweater right now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 26, 2015 04:22 PM (HmSNJ)

247 Yes, and they are mean but have very soft fur that makes a nice yarn.





Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 03:46 PM (MYCIw)


Did I ever tell you about the time...?

Posted by: Al Paca at February 26, 2015 04:22 PM (BhhdU)

248 I think you're some kind of deviated prevert. I think General Ripper found out about your preversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts.

- Colonel Bat Guano

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2015 04:23 PM (LImiJ)

249 So if I'm reading this right, after the GOPe senators sold the country out again yesterday you went out and go some LSD.

No... But I'd probably be happier if I had.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 04:23 PM (kff5f)

250
I just had an epiphany.

I'm a wizard.

I have a bunch of algorithms and patterns which I've memorized that I can combine in different ways to achieve non-physical results which may or may not affect the physical world.

Weird.


Get a grip Allen. It's the llamas.

It's the llamas!!!

Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2015 04:23 PM (ykfyK)

251 Now THIS is why I come here.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 26, 2015 04:23 PM (S0A/C)

252 Yes, and they are mean but have very soft fur

Just the females.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 04:23 PM (sWgE+)

253 NOOD

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2015 04:24 PM (YrXgo)

254
Now we know. The black llama is the boy:

http://bit.ly/1AcMKGI

Posted by: Otis Day and the Nights at February 26, 2015 04:24 PM (JtwS4)

255 I just had an epiphany.

I'm a wizard.

I have a bunch of algorithms and patterns which I've memorized that I can combine in different ways to achieve non-physical results which may or may not affect the physical world.

Weird.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 04:19 PM (kff5f)


Word.

Posted by: The Technomages at February 26, 2015 04:24 PM (0Ew3K)

256 Yes, and they are mean but have very soft fur



Just the females.>>>

Just the females are mean or just he female have very soft fur?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 26, 2015 04:25 PM (81UWZ)

257 >>You all are just being Is'llama phobs

I'm llolling.

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 26, 2015 04:25 PM (0xTsz)

258 Llamas just need jobs.

Posted by: Harf! Harf!! at February 26, 2015 04:25 PM (C+vOU)

259 Yes, and they are mean but have very soft fur that makes a nice yarn.

Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 03:46 PM (MYCIw)

Actually, alpacas are very sweet. You're totally right about the soft yarn though. It's one of my favorites to spin. Llamas have less soft coats, but they have been bred for much nicer coats in the last decade or so. I'm plying a llama/silk blend (almost) as we "speak" (had to move my wheel out of the way so I could type).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 26, 2015 04:27 PM (GDulk)

260 Speaking of the Big Bang, on the episode where they are going to the Arctic, Penny is wearing this halter top number and bazinga!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2015 04:27 PM (LImiJ)

261 AGW!!!

If we don't reduce our carbon foot print, this kind of animal cray cray is only going to get worse.

Posted by: TFG at February 26, 2015 04:29 PM (cHuNI)

262 Huh. A Llamapalooza. Who woulda thunk it?

Posted by: guywholikestosayllamapalooza at February 26, 2015 04:30 PM (TPimP)

263 Jobs for llamas.

Posted by: SarahW at February 26, 2015 04:31 PM (Lbv/k)

264
Upon which llama was OJ riding?

And yes, I well remember the silliness of the "Summer of Sharks". Our Scout troop was sailing among the Florida Keys a little more than one month before 9/11 and "Shark! Shark! Shark!" was all we practically heard...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2015 04:44 PM (bWFHa)

265 "Actually, it's just the lassoed llama being led through the streets, like Hector being dragged behind Achilles' chariot."

Chicks.

Posted by: Axe at February 26, 2015 04:48 PM (pTLqH)

266 "I Remember Llama" . . .

The little-known and rarely-played first version of Culture Club's biggest hit: "Llama Chameleon" . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 26, 2015 04:49 PM (HmSNJ)

267
Cry 'havoc!', and let slip the llamas of war!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at February 26, 2015 04:53 PM (1hM1d)

268 Llama mia!

Posted by: Fredo Corleone at February 26, 2015 05:09 PM (A/hn9)

269 Stuff like this always makes me worry because before 9/11 was the Great and Final Silliness called "The Summer of Sharks."
____________________

If only it had been final. Remember how the media claimed to have been chastened by the events of 9/11, and said they were going to be more responsible and stop filling up the airwaves with mindless crap?

Lasted about a day and a half. Then back to the same mindless crap, but for added irony, they added in a lot of idiotic leftist drivel about how Muslims are the real victims in the U.S.

These dumbasses deserve all the pain that is coming their way -- and then some.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 26, 2015 05:35 PM (Fnyc2)

270 WHO WAS LLAMA?

Posted by: ALPACA at February 26, 2015 05:39 PM (h6Mpm)

271 Saddle up boys, we're going on a Llama hunt.

Words that I've never heard from a rancher come to mind but whatever.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at February 26, 2015 07:39 PM (74McK)

272 Llama, the third white meat.

Posted by: ubik at February 26, 2015 08:51 PM (lCc6O)

273 Is that... is that a yak? Some sort of yak?

Posted by: Howard Hughes at February 26, 2015 09:26 PM (wuOQ2)

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Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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