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It Could Be Worse

You could be this specimen.


from Instapundit.

Posted by: Ace at 12:59 PM




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1 Now THAT'S a fucking WIMP.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 26, 2015 01:00 PM (wtvvX)

2 Corgis called.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 26, 2015 01:01 PM (wtvvX)

3 My god what an idiot.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 26, 2015 01:01 PM (A7LEa)

4 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 01:01 PM (kff5f)

5 And with that, time to go clear some global warming off the drive.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2015 01:01 PM (ODxAs)

6 Think that was an attempt at sarcasm??

Posted by: robschr at February 26, 2015 01:01 PM (rPSqu)

7 The lowercase i is telling.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 26, 2015 01:01 PM (evdj2)

8 Jeb 2016!

Posted by: Ace o Spades: Early Edition at February 26, 2015 01:01 PM (mOEk5)

9 Wimp is right he obviously needs a weekly testosterone shot.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 26, 2015 01:02 PM (A7LEa)

10 I wish I thought he was being sarcastic.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 01:02 PM (kff5f)

11 Time to release an Obama.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 26, 2015 01:02 PM (JO9+V)

12 Well he's right about his opinion not mattering.

Posted by: fb at February 26, 2015 01:02 PM (JVEmw)

13 What a pussy.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at February 26, 2015 01:02 PM (KkVB6)

14 BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

The feminists will be all like 'yes, exactly,' and the normal folks will be like 'he totally called them on their bullshit!'

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 01:02 PM (fwARV)

15 That's the most pathetic beard I've ever seen.

Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 01:03 PM (MYCIw)

16 But women are more important than men. Kill all of the men except for 10 and the human race survives. Kill all but 10 women and the human race perishes.

Posted by: Zoot_Fenster at February 26, 2015 01:03 PM (cwou9)

17 12 Well he's right about his opinion not mattering.
Posted by: fb at February 26, 2015 01:02 PM (JVEmw)

Right? I believe this tweet falls into the "removes all doubt" category.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at February 26, 2015 01:03 PM (KkVB6)

18 9
Wimp is right he obviously needs a weekly testosterone shot.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 26, 2015 01:02 PM (A7LEa)

Hell, before he could tolerate THAT, he'd need an estrogen shot...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 26, 2015 01:03 PM (wtvvX)

19
Soy.

It's GOTTA be the soy.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 26, 2015 01:03 PM (NaV4z)

20 That's the most pathetic beard I've ever seen.

You obviously didn't go to my high school.

But, yes, that one is bad.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 01:03 PM (kff5f)

21 TheBlazeNOW @TheBlazeNOW
FCC formally approves net neutrality in straight party line vote:

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 26, 2015 01:03 PM (ZPrif)

22
Your opinion matters less than those of people who can spell "opinion".

Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at February 26, 2015 01:03 PM (XMDuf)

23 Dude's just trying to get laid.

Posted by: ToursLepantoVienna at February 26, 2015 01:03 PM (UlI/7)

24 And he got 153 favorites jeebus Christ .

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 26, 2015 01:04 PM (A7LEa)

25 I don't believe that is real.

And if it is, I am guessing it won't get him as laid as he thinks.

Posted by: blaster at February 26, 2015 01:04 PM (Rx8ML)

26
Think that was an attempt at sarcasm??

I spent several brain twists on that, because it reads like our snark.

But by the looks of him...he means it non-ironically.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 26, 2015 01:04 PM (JtwS4)

27 Hmm, they've cloned Pajama Boi?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 26, 2015 01:04 PM (0HooB)

28 FCC formally approves net neutrality in straight party line vote:

Well, ace, it was nice knowing you.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 01:04 PM (kff5f)

29 He looks like a hostage.
Seriously.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2015 01:04 PM (lHHyw)

30 Is the extra "P" caused by the patriarchy?

Posted by: geoffb5 at February 26, 2015 01:04 PM (d3wbb)

31 I think pretty much everyone is more important than this clown.

At least he knows it.

Posted by: John Galt at February 26, 2015 01:05 PM (2BmdN)

32 All he need to complete the ensemble is hipster douche glasses. How'd he forget those?

Posted by: Bayou City at February 26, 2015 01:05 PM (ZBlVc)

33 He's still not getting laid.

Posted by: John Galt at February 26, 2015 01:05 PM (2BmdN)

34
Read the rest of his placcard.

"Less important than women, people of color, tans and queer folk."

Honestly.... I find it hard to believe THAT guy is straight.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 26, 2015 01:05 PM (NaV4z)

35 Men are more important than females because it only takes one male to impregnate hundreds, or even thousands of females.

This is why Wildlife Management Regulations target males while protecting females. You can cull all the males you want because it only takes one to renew the herd.

Eventually the males get smart, and learn how to hide. Elk notwithstanding. "Wheeeeeeeeee uh uh uh".

Posted by: Alicia Puckerbush at February 26, 2015 01:05 PM (XJRDA)

36 Next up on MSNBC

Already has the more feminine Maddow look

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2015 01:05 PM (fWAjv)

37 1 TheBlazeNOW @TheBlazeNOW
FCC formally approves net neutrality in straight party line vote:
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 26, 2015 01:03 PM (ZPrif

My guess is Mark Levin's Landmark Foundation e is gearing up a challenge as we speak.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 26, 2015 01:05 PM (zuDPz)

38 "FCC formally approves net neutrality in straight party line vote"

Think any of those young, libertarian minded folks will take note?

Nah.

Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 01:05 PM (MYCIw)

39 I'm sorry, I can't even get up the gumption to laugh at this moronic twit.

My outside-the-visible-light-spectrum rage is collapsing in on itself into a black hole of depression.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 01:06 PM (kff5f)

40 I've heard of Omega males, but this guy isn't even on the alphabet.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2015 01:06 PM (2Ojst)

41 Dear Feminists:

If you truly seek equality, why is it necessary for people to publicly proclaim that women are more important than men?

Sincerely,
A woman who wishes you would STFU already

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2015 01:06 PM (lHHyw)

42 Drudge damned the Democrats to burn in hell over the Net Neutrality vote. I was shocked because he seemed to always be chill.

Posted by: jmel at February 26, 2015 01:06 PM (cfFqn)

43 Shut up and drink your cocoa, beta boy.

Posted by: The Manly Hat at February 26, 2015 01:06 PM (0Ew3K)

44 Say what you want, it's getting him laid.

That, and the weird shade of skin, and the scruffy beard. Chicks dig that stuff these days.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2015 01:06 PM (TOk1P)

45 He looks like a hostage.
Seriously.


The GIF of that shows him blinking the Morse code for "Ow, my balls."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 26, 2015 01:06 PM (0HooB)

46 Oh, that's just his "oppinion."


He writes good for a kollige graduate. English mejor?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2015 01:07 PM (oKE6c)

47 Think that was an attempt at sarcasm??Posted by: robschr at February 26, 2015 01:01 PM (rPSqu)



Actually, I agree. If not, it sure works that way anyhow.

Posted by: HH at February 26, 2015 01:07 PM (Ce4DF)

48 My guess is Mark Levin's Landmark Foundation e is gearing up a challenge as we speak.

"You lack standing."

~Some Federal Judge.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 01:07 PM (kff5f)

49 The GIF of that shows him blinking the Morse code for "Ow, my balls."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 26, 2015 01:06 PM (0HooB)

What balls?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2015 01:07 PM (2Ojst)

50
I'm starting to believe the condition of the world today is just a major conspiracy by Excedrin to get even more of my money, because there's no way people could believe these things for real.

Right? RIGHT? Please tell me that's what's happening.

*Swallows fistful of Excedrin Migraine.*

Posted by: LibertarianJim at February 26, 2015 01:07 PM (XMDuf)

51
This is the official picture of a beard in the slang dictionary.

"My opinion matter less than a woman's"? Psychiatrists would call this a low self esteem issue.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 26, 2015 01:07 PM (40li+)

52 Pro tip:

Women don't sleep with men who they despise, Pajama Boy.

Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin at February 26, 2015 01:07 PM (Mrl1e)

53 Maybe he's being sarcastic?

Posted by: @votermom at February 26, 2015 01:07 PM (cbfNE)

54
They sort of are in that they are necessary to make de bebes.

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 26, 2015 01:07 PM (iQIUe)

55 Feminism doesn't so much remind you why, it nags and nags and nags you until you're worn down, just bone-tired from that shrill vexatious inanity.

Or so I'm told.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 26, 2015 01:08 PM (IDj42)

56 At some point it is mental illness.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2015 01:08 PM (Q/1Jp)

57 #UrgentlyPagingRLeeErmey

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2015 01:08 PM (oKE6c)

58 looks like the future belongs to the nottheinternet, whatever that will be.

Posted by: X at February 26, 2015 01:08 PM (UqJ2q)

59 Oh, forget it! I just saw there was more written on his sign.

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 26, 2015 01:08 PM (iQIUe)

60 " the scruffy beard."

That is not a scruffy beard. Brad Pitt has a scruffy beard. That is a sad, patchy abomination. My 16 year old nephew could do better.

Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 01:08 PM (MYCIw)

61
Nice try pal, but you're still gonna get "friend zoned."

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 26, 2015 01:08 PM (OD2ni)

62 Men are more important than females. How many rich females keep a herd of males around. They only want one.

Males who have the money, keep harems.

Posted by: Alicia Puckerbush at February 26, 2015 01:08 PM (XJRDA)

63 Say what you want, it's getting him laid.


----

Hey.... you haters knock it off. I've been laid before.


I couldnt hardly sit down for three days, but Ive been laid.

Posted by: Placard Boy at February 26, 2015 01:08 PM (NaV4z)

64 25 I don't believe that is real.

And if it is, I am guessing it won't get him as laid as he thinks.
Posted by: blaster at February 26, 2015 01:04 PM (Rx8ML)

It has been my experience that the, ahem, makes who go hardcore into the feminist mindset (even if it's to get poon) are, underneath it all, some of the most hateful towards women when you really get talking to them. I think it's a combination of the relinquishment of their manhood, being treated as subordinate to women, and most probably a lack of sexual conquest (because even most hard-core feminazis don't wanna fcuk a limp-waisted panty waist) that makes them internally resent the shit out of women.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at February 26, 2015 01:08 PM (KkVB6)

65 Jeb is going to think long and hard about rolling back net neutrality, so no worries, fellow GOPers. :-)

Jeb 2016!

Posted by: Ace o Spades: Early Edition at February 26, 2015 01:08 PM (mOEk5)

66 >.Say what you want, it's getting him laid.

Like this guy? (not spiders)

http://preview.tinyurl.com/mfsmcy2

Never.Gets.Old.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2015 01:08 PM (lHHyw)

67
Can you believe we're *losing* to these people?

FFS, seriously

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 26, 2015 01:08 PM (3ZtZW)

68 52 Pro tip: Women don't sleep with men who they despise, Pajama Boy.

Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin at February 26, 2015 01:07 PM (Mrl1e)




Feminists don't sleep with men, period.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2015 01:09 PM (oKE6c)

69 This is that Russian TV host, right?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 26, 2015 01:09 PM (0HooB)

70 Just from the photo, I'm guessing he's already saving up for the surgery that will terminate his penis with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: irright at February 26, 2015 01:09 PM (8GKDa)

71 Exhibit A on why the federal government needs to get the hell out of the business of subsidizing college educations.

Mr. Sensitive needs a job riding pens during a blizzard.

Posted by: Furious George at February 26, 2015 01:09 PM (UlJ3l)

72 This guy thinks feminists want a guy like him.

Ticket sales say they want a guy like Christian Grey.

Posted by: John Galt at February 26, 2015 01:09 PM (2BmdN)

73 Has anyone confirmed that this isn't satire?

Because it sure seems like it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2015 01:09 PM (Zu3d9)

74 ok, what's wrong now..?

Posted by: mallfly at February 26, 2015 01:09 PM (bJm7W)

75
"My opinion matter less than a woman's"? Psychiatrists would call this a low self esteem issue.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada




The more perceptive would recognize it as a plea for some FemDom.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 26, 2015 01:09 PM (kdS6q)

76 What will we do now when the withdrawal sets in, no access to Allen G's rants or ATC rants no ONT no ACE. OMG they not only hate us they want to destroy us.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 26, 2015 01:09 PM (A7LEa)

77 Allen I'm so mad right now I could bite a 5.56 in half.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 01:09 PM (sWgE+)

78 Oh, wow. That is...pathetic...

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - SMOD is inbound at February 26, 2015 01:10 PM (yTMXB)

79 13 This is his feeble attempt to get some.

Posted by: Wendy at February 26, 2015 01:10 PM (bpemY)

80 ...less than women, poc, trannies, queers...

Sounds like he is into scatology and wants to be shit on.

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 26, 2015 01:10 PM (iQIUe)

81 Just read an article about women going to support ISIS, because they Appear to be "Alphas".
With that guy, I can understand that idea.

Posted by: Kafiroom at February 26, 2015 01:10 PM (8NZmN)

82 How'd he get such good lighting in his parents' basement?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 26, 2015 01:10 PM (HmSNJ)

83 via Drudge, the Obama Treasury Department made $3 billion in emergency make-good payments to Obama's buddies in the Health insurance industry.

No legislative approval was sought. No appropriation was ever made.

The Constitution really is, like, a hundred years old so, like who gives a shit (I guess). Prison is hardly good enough for these scumbags.

http://washex.am/1LKk7XY

Posted by: MTF, High Horsin' at February 26, 2015 01:10 PM (LISuA)

84
He's a bit on the yellow side, no? Liver disease? Hep C?

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 26, 2015 01:10 PM (iQIUe)

85 38 "FCC formally approves net neutrality in straight party line vote"

Think any of those young, libertarian minded folks will take note?

Nah.
Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 01:05 PM (MYCIw)

FCC assumes control of the Internet.
FCC assumes control of the printing press.
FCC assumes control of copying machines.
FCC assumes control of inkjet and laser printers.

Explain to me how these are substantively different, and how any one would be less offensive to First Amendment rights and liberty in general. Please, I'm listening.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2015 01:11 PM (2Ojst)

86 Net Neutrality passed.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2015 01:11 PM (ntuyY)

87 Change the sing to "DEMOCRATS" and it could be Mitch McConnell holding that...can a moron get a photoshop in here?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at February 26, 2015 01:11 PM (d7H2D)

88 I read that sign as, Hi I'm a nutless thing

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 26, 2015 01:11 PM (1Jaio)

89
Who's listening to Rush right now?

We are, truly, frogs in a frying pan. obama is incrementally robbing us of our freedoms every single day and we are so comfortably numb we don't even budge.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 26, 2015 01:11 PM (hbvPW)

90 I know a place he can rent. Ace had their ad the other day.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 26, 2015 01:11 PM (0HooB)

91 Women despise me, yet they're perfectly willing to sleep with me. Eager, even. Must be something else.

Posted by: 35yo Male Billionaire at February 26, 2015 01:11 PM (IDj42)

92 Sounds like someone's angling for Jen Psaki's old job alongside Marie Harf. Only more feminine.

Cordially...

Posted by: Rick at February 26, 2015 01:12 PM (WO9sh)

93 He gets more pussy than I do...

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 26, 2015 01:12 PM (cR9GI)

94 Mom and Mom must be proud.

Posted by: NCKate at February 26, 2015 01:12 PM (RNq50)

95 72 This guy thinks feminists want a guy like him.

Ticket sales say they want a guy like Christian Grey.
Posted by: John Galt at February 26, 2015 01:09 PM (2BmdN)

As do the soaking wet theater seats.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2015 01:12 PM (2Ojst)

96 Silicon Valley (source of Dem $$$$) seems happy

VentureBeat retweeted
Ruth Reader @RuthReader 7m7 minutes ago
Big #NetNeutrality win today. Here's everything you need to know: http://venturebeat.com/2015/02/26/the-fcc-votes-to-enact-net-neutrality/

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 26, 2015 01:12 PM (ZPrif)

97 What a Bro !


He benches whut......

thirty, thirty-five pounds

Posted by: ESPN at February 26, 2015 01:12 PM (W6iIX)

98 If shit hits the fan this little guy will be a fierce tiger. All that pent up energy like a coil spring is waiting to jump out and run a gang.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at February 26, 2015 01:12 PM (WNERA)

99 Allen I'm so mad right now I could bite a 5.56 in half.
Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 01:09 PM (sWgE+)

----

Too bad President Fucknuggets works harder to keep 556 ammo out of our hands than he does to keep Nukes out of the Ayatollahs hands.

Posted by: Placard Boy at February 26, 2015 01:12 PM (NaV4z)

100 The funny part is he thinks this will get him laid.

PSA - women prefer men with balls.

He's going to get all touchy feely emotional share your angst over the partriarchy with some girl, and after months and months of showing her was a special sensitive compassionate snowflake he is, of declaring over and over again that he really understands her.... she's going to hop in bed with the first jackass that grabs her butt.

Posted by: Fen at February 26, 2015 01:13 PM (zhb21)

101 oh noes.... off of sock

Posted by: fixerupper at February 26, 2015 01:13 PM (NaV4z)

102 I'm really thinking this is satire.

Posted by: kraki at February 26, 2015 01:13 PM (krvsp)

103 The administration is engaged in a slow-motion coup.

Posted by: MTF, High Horsin' at February 26, 2015 01:13 PM (LISuA)

104 89
Obama is grabbing power under the watch of a GOP controlled Senate & House.
FFS!
At least my rage stroke seems to have cured my migraine.

Posted by: @votermom at February 26, 2015 01:14 PM (cbfNE)

105 Either this is an example sarcasm or proof that Western thought of the Enlightenment is completely dead.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at February 26, 2015 01:14 PM (/Ho8c)

106 He made that sign between sips of penis.

Posted by: Garrett at February 26, 2015 01:14 PM (R9+Fl)

107 How is this guy not Secretary of Defense?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2015 01:14 PM (LImiJ)

108 93 He gets more pussy than I do...
Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 26, 2015 01:12 PM (cR9GI)

Well, to be fair that's only because he is one,

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at February 26, 2015 01:14 PM (KkVB6)

109 The administration is engaged in a slow-motion coup.

Posted by: MTF, High Horsin' at February 26, 2015 01:13 PM (LISuA)


And no one in a position to do anything *will* because it might upset the apple cart.

Those of us willing to do something are too scattered and not in a position to be able to do anything.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 01:14 PM (kff5f)

110 103 The administration is engaged in a slow-motion coup.

--
YES! That is exactly what it is.
My parents lived through martial law coming down on a formerly democratic country and FFS Obama is ticking off all the boxes.

Posted by: @votermom at February 26, 2015 01:15 PM (cbfNE)

111 16
But women are more important than men. Kill all of the men except for 10
and the human race survives. Kill all but 10 women and the human race
perishes.

Posted by: Zoot_Fenster at February 26, 2015 01:03 PM
------------

Either way, 10 people are gonna have damn sore crotches.

Posted by: irright at February 26, 2015 01:15 PM (8GKDa)

112 On the other hand, his two lesbian feminist mommies probably beat every last shred of masculinity out of him, literally.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2015 01:15 PM (2Ojst)

113
Imagine this little pansy in the first wave at Omaha.

Yeah, impossible.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 26, 2015 01:16 PM (CMkNk)

114 Given a chance, I would punch that punk right in his pussy.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 26, 2015 01:16 PM (aCA0H)

115 He says "folk" like Obama.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 26, 2015 01:16 PM (A98Xu)

116 via Drudge, the Obama Treasury Department made $3 billion in emergency make-good payments to Obama's buddies in the Health insurance industry.

http://washex.am/1LKk7XY

Posted by: MTF


Seems slightly more important...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2015 01:16 PM (Q/1Jp)

117 Oh Mandy thank you, thank you...

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 26, 2015 01:16 PM (cR9GI)

118 The administration is engaged in a slow-motion coup.

Posted by: MTF, High Horsin' at February 26, 2015 01:13 PM (LISuA)



Actually the coup started in 1913. It's been pedal to the metal since 2009.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 26, 2015 01:16 PM (CMkNk)

119 btw MTF I'm going to tweet that slow-motion coup thing

Posted by: @votermom at February 26, 2015 01:16 PM (cbfNE)

120 Those of us willing to do something are too scattered and not in a position to be able to do anything.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 01:14 PM (kff5f)
======================

DHS could yet see their threat-matrix fantasy become real.

Posted by: MTF, High Horsin' at February 26, 2015 01:17 PM (LISuA)

121 Hardcore white-knighting looking for the pity sex.

"But I'm such a nice guy!"

Beta maximus

Posted by: brak at February 26, 2015 01:17 PM (Tj+s6)

122 As a proud crossbow-wielding she-Hordeling (jackbooted, but not thuggish), I would not be opposed to hunting these guys for sport and meat. I'd be culling the herd of the weak and infirm, IYKWIM.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 26, 2015 01:17 PM (KH1sk)

123 Here's what women tell him.

"Oh, you're just such a good friend. I really don't want to do anything that will damage our friendship. "

Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 01:17 PM (MYCIw)

124
FRIEND ZONED!!!!

Posted by: dan-O at February 26, 2015 01:17 PM (D0bIN)

125 I'm picturing the crying going on while he's explaining his flaccid penis on date 15 with his feminist girlfriend.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 26, 2015 01:17 PM (A98Xu)

126 Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2015 01:16 PM (Q/1Jp)


I agree. We are into completely weird territory here.

Posted by: MTF, High Horsin' at February 26, 2015 01:18 PM (LISuA)

127 I looked and I can't find anything on his little sign that makes any type of sense.

Yeah, your "opinion" doesn't count for shit because you've allowed screaming leftist harpies to accuse your sex of all kinds of things that only exist in their fevered swamp-minds. Plus, you're so intellectually weak that you believe any stupid piece of propaganda that's dumped on Twatter.

Stop playing with your Barbie dolls and grow the fuck up, you little twerp.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 26, 2015 01:18 PM (0HooB)

128 And he still won't get laid

Posted by: Trump at February 26, 2015 01:18 PM (M7Awp)

129 Why Isn't O'$hithead impeached? Billions spent that was never approved.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2015 01:19 PM (ntuyY)

130 I know this was on the news dump, but HOLY SMEGMA, BATMAN! This finally, actually happened. The urban legend is now real.

You know that douchy friend who always checks Snopes whenever you tell a tall tale? The guy who told you that nobody ever has woken up in a tub of ice with his kidneys removed? Well, it ain't kidneys, it's nuts.

A dude got drugged and robbed of his testicles for sale on the black market for testicles.

http://goo.gl/3nMBLk (Daily Mail)

Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2015 01:19 PM (jhqr1)

131 Evaluating his handwriting.....

about 100 on the wimp scale


Posted by: George at February 26, 2015 01:19 PM (W6iIX)

132 You morons.

(1) This is a year old.
(http://tinyurl.com/otg2jqo)

(2) It's deadly serious.
(http://tinyurl.com/qgxkc4

(3) It gets worse.
(http://tinyurl.com/kcl278g)

There are a snot-load of similar photos on the Internet from the "I need Feminism because..." campaign last year
(http://tinyurl.com/mnclk9b)

You guys missed it? HOW? Don't you follow David Thompson?

Posted by: dicentra at February 26, 2015 01:20 PM (ELXmd)

133 With a society, culture, and educational system that teach boys that they're basically defective girls, you can expect to see plenty more of this.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2015 01:20 PM (2Ojst)

134 HOLY SMEGMA SCROTUM, BATMAN!

FIFY.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 01:20 PM (kff5f)

135 Re: the ammo ban...

For all the folks who decided that the NRA is "dead to them" because they A rated different candidates based on their gun votes and not their ideology, guess who will be in the forefront of suing the adminstration to get this ban removed....

Yes, the NRA. It will be the NRA that is out there fighting in court to get this overturned. Oh, the conservatives in congress will be wailing and paying lip service to it, but as a group actually doing something , like passing legislation, ha, forget it.

The heavy lifting will be done by the NRA.

I guess their warnings about this president continuing his gun grabbing, blocking ways even after the election and several court defeats were right on. At least they are paying attention and actually care.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 26, 2015 01:20 PM (zuDPz)

136 I'm picturing the crying going on while he's explaining his flaccid penis getting pegged on date 15 with by his feminist girlfriend.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 26, 2015 01:17 PM (A98Xu)



FIFY

Posted by: Country Singer at February 26, 2015 01:20 PM (nL0sw)

137 Talking of things that could be worse, which is, the Daily Caller's commentariat or Hot Air's? They both seem pretty useless to me.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 26, 2015 01:21 PM (XO6WW)

138 I'm tellin' ya....it's all the soy in food.

Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2015 01:21 PM (v0/PR)

139 This is your GOP.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at February 26, 2015 01:21 PM (Y92Nd)

140 He looks like one of beta males you see acting as "clinic escorts" at Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 26, 2015 01:21 PM (OD2ni)

141 "(3) It gets worse."

Well, that just about does it, don't it?

Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 01:21 PM (MYCIw)

142 I doubt Disney would go for it but I want a little app for my phone that just plays a sample of Darth Vader saying, "You are a liar and a traitor." (Which in context was entirely true.) I'd put it on the home screen and have it ready any time GOPe types came into listening range.

Posted by: Epobirs at February 26, 2015 01:21 PM (IdCqF)

143 In many ways, this is the story of Obama.

/oblig

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 26, 2015 01:21 PM (0HooB)

144 The feminists will be all like 'yes, exactly,' and the normal folks will be like 'he totally called them on their bullshit!'

First I gotta think that either a) it's dry sarcasm or b) the text was photoshopped on. Maybe I need to think that to stay sane.

About the radfems though, I'm guessing (assuming it's real) that they would respect a "man" like that even less then they would otherwise. He's a toadying slug.

Posted by: Where're my ping pong balls at February 26, 2015 01:21 PM (YxaXw)

145 Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2015 01:19 PM (ntuyY)

I've been anti-impeachment up until now, because the political fall-out is so terrible, but at this point what other peaceful choice do we have?

Posted by: MTF, High Horsin' at February 26, 2015 01:21 PM (LISuA)

146 What a Bro !


He benches whut......

thirty, thirty-five pounds


Remember Obama getting "caught" with his shirt off? So he could show off his moderately toned (but still flabby in the pecs) torso?

Now remember the video of him making diarrhea face as he lifted the shiny lady-weights?

Yeah, this kid wishes he was that much of a gym stud.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2015 01:22 PM (jhqr1)

147 Go on and laugh every body.

We have lost control of our Country to him.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 26, 2015 01:22 PM (cZOkr)

148 #16 Doesn't matter once you convince the women having kids is an oppression. Ask Russia and Europe.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 26, 2015 01:22 PM (XO6WW)

149 I need feminism because the patriarchy hasn't invented self-making sandwiches yet.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Rascal Scooter Brigade at February 26, 2015 01:22 PM (MbqmP)

150 142 I doubt Disney would go for it but I want a little app for my phone that just plays a sample of Darth Vader saying, "You are a liar and a traitor." (Which in context was entirely true.) I'd put it on the home screen and have it ready any time GOPe types came into listening range.
Posted by: Epobirs at February 26, 2015 01:21 PM (IdCqF)

I believe it was "You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor."

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2015 01:22 PM (2Ojst)

151 140 He looks like one of beta males you see acting as "clinic escorts" at Planned Parenthood.

--

That reminds me, apparently our new Dem governor used to be a Planned Parenthood escort.

Posted by: @votermom at February 26, 2015 01:22 PM (cbfNE)

152 Nobody is laughing. The are engaging in gallows humor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2015 01:23 PM (DXzRD)

153 Honest question:

If this kind of man is what feminists want, please explain to me the bazillion-dollar industry of bodice-ripper novels.

NONE of those men are panty-waisted, limp-wristed douche nozzles. They're fucking men.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 01:23 PM (fwARV)

154 I doubt Disney would go for it but I want a little app for my phone that just plays a sample of Darth Vader saying, "You are a liar and a traitor."

Here. You'll need to fill out this form, in triplicate, and send in a nominal $500 fee to have that app sold via the internet.

No, you can't submit it online, but here's our fax number.

Posted by: FCC at February 26, 2015 01:23 PM (kff5f)

155 >>>>the shiny lady-weights


I'm so steeling that

Posted by: George at February 26, 2015 01:23 PM (W6iIX)

156 #122 There's no meat on that thing, and too much fat in the head.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 26, 2015 01:23 PM (XO6WW)

157 Remember Obama getting "caught" with his shirt off? So he could show off his moderately toned (but still flabby in the pecs) torso?

Now remember the video of him making diarrhea face as he lifted the shiny lady-weights?

--

myiq tweeted that Putin saw that video and invaded Ukraine. Sounds right.

Posted by: @votermom at February 26, 2015 01:24 PM (cbfNE)

158 cue facial hair jokes...as in he's prob got the jealous over feminazis being better at it than him. really...what is that splotch under his mouth?

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at February 26, 2015 01:24 PM (wlWrh)

159 If this kind of man is what feminists want

It's not.

There, question answered.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 01:24 PM (kff5f)

160 Imagine this little pansy in the first wave at Omaha.

Yeah, impossible.


I dunno. Audie Murphy is my hero, but he wasn't much to look at. He was downright boyish.

Of course the sign ejects this kid from secret badass category outright.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2015 01:24 PM (jhqr1)

161 Actually, he's right, but not for the reasons he believes.

He's right that women are more important than men, because . . .

THEY HAVE BABIES, WHICH ARE THE FUTURE OF THE SPECIES.

Every aspect of "proper" human behavior for the last million years has been directed at protecting women and their children so we survive as humans.

"Improper" human behavior (rape, war, mayhem, robbery and rape) is what humans fight against in order to protect women so the species can survive.

Now, the "opinions" of women being more important than anything else?

Yeah, not so much.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 26, 2015 01:24 PM (72D6h)

162
Okay, put up a real post.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 26, 2015 01:24 PM (hbvPW)

163 NONE of those men are panty-waisted, limp-wristed douche nozzles. They're fucking men.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 01:23 PM (fwARV)

They're also either extremely good-looking, phenomenally rich, or both.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2015 01:24 PM (2Ojst)

164
Yay new thread!

Jen, people are mad at the NRA for what now?

Posted by: Lea at February 26, 2015 01:24 PM (lIU4e)

165 They're fucking men.

Then they're doing it wrong.

Personally, I like chicks.

Posted by: blaster at February 26, 2015 01:25 PM (Rx8ML)

166
>>>The heavy lifting will be done by the NRA.

"That's right! We'll exchange full bans on 5.56 instead of full bans on all ammo!"

I'm GOA. I did the NRA thing and they did a great job on flooding my spam folder and asking for money all the time. No thanks, guys.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 26, 2015 01:25 PM (3ZtZW)

167 Has to be satire or a joke.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 26, 2015 01:25 PM (AC0lD)

168 Is this PajamaBoy?

Posted by: Sam in VA at February 26, 2015 01:25 PM (Q52VH)

169 My God. Between the specimen at top and Ramirez' cartoon Vic linked to this AM, I'm going to have to watch a few Chuck Norris movies to get my testosterone level back up.

Posted by: One Iron MacGuffin at February 26, 2015 01:25 PM (EViC7)

170 I cannot help but think this guy is making fun of feminism.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 26, 2015 01:26 PM (V70Uh)

171 I think he wrote this because "Please gently take my virginity" was just too politically incorrect.

Posted by: joncelli at February 26, 2015 01:26 PM (RD7QR)

172 Hey...that girl has a beard. How odd.

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 26, 2015 01:26 PM (vd4oB)

173 Posted by: Sharkman at February 26, 2015 01:24 PM (72D6h)

Disagree.

A single man can impregnate 100 women.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 01:26 PM (fwARV)

174 if I glue some pubes to my face and hold up a douchey sign will I get my mug on Ace Of Spades?

Just askin

Posted by: fugazi at February 26, 2015 01:26 PM (qxL5y)

175 Honestly. Where do these people come from? Seriously. I want to know. Who raised this guy? Who are his parents? What community did he grow up in. Has to be Marin or something, right??

Posted by: gm at February 26, 2015 01:26 PM (/kBoL)

176 Oh, and now we get to read the regulations imposed on the internet. Yay.

Posted by: joncelli at February 26, 2015 01:26 PM (RD7QR)

177 Is that Ed Snowden with a dye-job?

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 26, 2015 01:26 PM (vd4oB)

178 If this kind of man is what feminists want, please explain to me the bazillion-dollar industry of bodice-ripper novels.

NONE of those men are panty-waisted, limp-wristed douche nozzles. They're fucking men.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 01:23 PM (fwARV)
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I would assume that feminists tend not to read bodice-rippers, what with the heaving bosoms and throbbing manhoodses and bodices being rent in twain. Too rapey.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 26, 2015 01:26 PM (KH1sk)

179
I concur with Bigby.

The NRA is like the Republican party when it comes to making deals...they give the Left only 95% of what it wants.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 26, 2015 01:27 PM (hbvPW)

180 I need feminism because being spanked by a woman that truly loathes me is a big turn on....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 26, 2015 01:27 PM (AC0lD)

181 They're fucking men.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 01:23 PM (fwARV)



So is, I strongly suspect, the fellow featured in this post.


Wait, you were using "fucking" as an adjective, not a verb? My bad.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 26, 2015 01:27 PM (nL0sw)

182 Yum. Send him to us! He's just our type!

Posted by: Taliban Boy-Fanciers at February 26, 2015 01:27 PM (vd4oB)

183 They're also either extremely good-looking, phenomenally rich, or both.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2015 01:24 PM (2Ojst)


And they TAKE their women. There's no gentle, contract-signing, mutually agreed upon terms of sex thought out beforehand.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 01:27 PM (fwARV)

184 Disagree.

A single man can impregnate 100 women.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 01:26 PM (fwARV)

*cough*

Posted by: Genghis Khan at February 26, 2015 01:28 PM (2Ojst)

185 Even I don't find that interesting.

Posted by: Harry Reid, The Searchlight Strangler at February 26, 2015 01:28 PM (vd4oB)

186 Is that Ed Snowden with a dye-job?
Posted by: Stu-22 at February 26, 2015 01:26 PM (vd4oB)
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That was my first thought! No wonder I wanted to punch him in his scruffy chinless suet pudding by way of face.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 26, 2015 01:28 PM (KH1sk)

187 I've been talking to my wife about how it seems that there are literally more spineless, impotent pussies that are in charge in this world: our current President, our GOP members in Congress, risk-averse milksops who see rain or snow on the highway and drive at a maximum of 25 mph "to be saaaaaafe", and pantywaists running the state highway and schools who emplace a two-hour delay for nothing but cold temperatures!!!!

Then you see this fairy; someone who WANTS to be a slave, who would gladly throw away his masculinity, his honor, his strength, and his freedoms...just to "get along".

That's when I realized that this country is truly finished. We can't even hope to have a revolution to change the government in this country for the better...because the majority of these candy-asses couldn't muster up enough courage to even vote the assholes out. OK, rant off.

Posted by: ICBMMan at February 26, 2015 01:28 PM (u5JJK)

188 Looks like a real "manly" man.

Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2015 01:28 PM (wlDny)

189 Some bodice ripper novels- not that I've read any intentionally-contain men who imprison and rape (although it's called seduction) women. These men are not"men" They are narcissists disguised as men who then supposedly fall in love with the women whose bones they jumped.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2015 01:28 PM (DXzRD)

190 "But first I will blow you"

Posted by: west at February 26, 2015 01:28 PM (1Rgee)

191 180 I need feminism because being spanked by a woman that truly loathes me is a big turn on....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 26, 2015 01:27 PM (AC0lD)



You saw this, right?

http://tinyurl.com/kcl278g

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at February 26, 2015 01:29 PM (vgIRn)

192 Orange jumpsuit... cage...gasoline can... match

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 26, 2015 01:29 PM (VcOqI)

193 "He has a woman's hands!"

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 26, 2015 01:29 PM (A98Xu)

194 That beta male and Pajama Boy couldn't get together because neither is qualified to be the pitcher.

Posted by: One Iron MacGuffin at February 26, 2015 01:29 PM (EViC7)

195 Maybe the new internet "rules" will save us from stuff like this...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 26, 2015 01:29 PM (Bn6aD)

196 I too have kissed a girl!. My sister once. That counts, doesn't it?

Posted by: Placard Boy at February 26, 2015 01:29 PM (1BQGO)

197 They're also either extremely good-looking, phenomenally rich, or both.

Yep.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2015 01:29 PM (DXzRD)

198 I'm pretty sure I fucked that guy - like a Viking.

It was dark.

Posted by: jwest at February 26, 2015 01:30 PM (9ZZd+)

199

And they TAKE their women. There's no gentle, contract-signing, mutually agreed upon terms of sex thought out beforehand.


So you haven't read 50 Shades?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 26, 2015 01:30 PM (JtwS4)

200 A single man can impregnate 100 women.

As opposed to a married man?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 26, 2015 01:30 PM (W5DcG)

201 183 They're also either extremely good-looking, phenomenally rich, or both.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2015 01:24 PM (2Ojst)


And they TAKE their women. There's no gentle, contract-signing, mutually agreed upon terms of sex thought out beforehand.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 01:27 PM (fwARV)

Which they can only get away with because they're either extremely good-looking, phenomenally rich, or both. If Christian Grey looked like, say, Steve Buscemi and was dick broke, he wouldn't be "taking" anything other than rape and assault charges.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2015 01:30 PM (2Ojst)

202 " They are narcissists disguised as men who then supposedly fall in love with the women whose bones they jumped.

--

Behold the power of the magical hoohah

Posted by: @votermom at February 26, 2015 01:30 PM (cbfNE)

203 I would assume that feminists tend not to read bodice-rippers, what with the heaving bosoms and throbbing manhoodses and bodices being rent in twain. Too rapey.

^^^^

Oh, you would be very, very wrong. For the straight ones, anyway. I know a few ladies from the old high school days that I'm still nominally in touch with that are big on the WIMMIN POWER thing and actively advocate for all kind of dumbass feminist causes. They all, to a woman, date (and get run by) the meanest a-holes on the planet and if you look at their reading lists on Goodreads it's non-stop bodice ripping.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at February 26, 2015 01:30 PM (KkVB6)

204 #Bring my Manhood back

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 26, 2015 01:30 PM (VcOqI)

205 If he thinks that is going to get him laid, he's in for a rude awakening

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2015 01:31 PM (rDqRv)

206 Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at February 26, 2015 01:29 PM (vgIRn)

Nice.

I hope these are jokes..

Sad that I can't tell.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 26, 2015 01:31 PM (AC0lD)

207 For a college student, he is not bad looking. No acne.

I bet he is an A student in STEM and he is laughing at this whole thing because there are so very few women students in his major.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 26, 2015 01:31 PM (V70Uh)

208 Maybe the new internet "rules" will save us from stuff like this...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 26, 2015 01:29 PM (Bn6aD)


New rules say that this kind of stuff is the only thing you get.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 26, 2015 01:31 PM (W5DcG)

209 As opposed to a married man?

A married man ends up like that Russian TV guy.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 01:31 PM (sWgE+)

210 You saw this, right?

http://tinyurl.com/kcl278g
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at February 26, 2015 01:29 PM (vgIRn)

He's ghey, he just can't admit it to himself.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2015 01:31 PM (2Ojst)

211 I had two moms.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 26, 2015 01:32 PM (VcOqI)

212 29 (and possibly others) That's what I was about to write. These idiots look like hostages in those old movies where the captive holds up "today's" newspaper to prove when the photo was taken. Except these morons (and I use the term unaffectionately here) hold up vacuous writing willingly to prove their idiocy and commitment to the tribe/cause. Hey, what does the hash thing mean in programming anyway?

Posted by: PiperPaul at February 26, 2015 01:32 PM (j76ii)

213 His parents must be so proud. What a perfect specimen of why this country is so fucked up. In days past this little pustule would have been taken out and rightly left for the rats to eat.

Posted by: maddogg at February 26, 2015 01:32 PM (xWW96)

214 "i need feminism because women are more important than men"


That's fine sugartits. But first, make me a sammich.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2015 01:32 PM (TRcau)

215 Which they can only get away with because they're either extremely good-looking, phenomenally rich, or both. If Christian Grey looked like, say, Steve Buscemi and was dick broke, he wouldn't be "taking" anything other than rape and assault charges.


Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2015 01:30 PM (2Ojst)


Fact. If Christian Grey lived in a trailer park, we'd see him on an episode of Criminal Minds.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 01:32 PM (fwARV)

216 Is he wearing a Jedi robe?

Posted by: Obi Wan Kanobi at February 26, 2015 01:33 PM (xsOGI)

217 Smells like a parody to me.

Subtlety is generally wasted on the interwebs. Thank goodness Big Brother Barack is coming to clean it up so we only have to see "appropriate" messages.

Posted by: Adjoran at February 26, 2015 01:33 PM (QIQ6j)

218 So Obama fucked over the 1st and 2nd amendments in the same day.

FCC ambush takeover of the Internet.
ATF ambush banning of ammo.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 26, 2015 01:34 PM (ZPrif)

219 190 "But first I will blow you"
Posted by: west at February 26, 2015 01:28 PM (1Rgee)

----

Thread.Winner.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 26, 2015 01:34 PM (NaV4z)

220 My name is prescient. We are screwed. Totally screwed.

Burn it, tear it down and salt it.

Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at February 26, 2015 01:34 PM (DlmoZ)

221 Posted by: gm at February 26, 2015 01:26 PM (/kBoL)

apparently you did not watch the Oscars...

It was like a Man hating Train Wreck...

Hosted by a Gay Male... Women and other Gays talking about fashion...

And the only Manly movie nominated for anything... of course lost...

Yet these are the folks who pretty much control the Cultural Narrative in this country, as they control media...

Posted by: B B Wolf at February 26, 2015 01:34 PM (qh617)

222 I had two moms.

I'm my own grandpa.

Posted by: Spike Jones at February 26, 2015 01:34 PM (W5DcG)

223 >>New rules say that this kind of stuff is the only thing you get.

Or...new rules say mocking him is H8 speech and you will be punished.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2015 01:34 PM (lHHyw)

224 I say, the boy looks pretty feminized to me.

Posted by: Froghorn Leghorn at February 26, 2015 01:34 PM (TaO1J)

225 I dunno. Looking at him, I'm thinking Wimpy Guy's running a scam in order to get laid by hippie chicks. It says terrible things about me as a person, but I went to extraordinary lengths to get laid back in the day. Probably the only reason Younger Me didn't do what he's doing is because Al Gore hadn't yet invented the Internet.

Posted by: troyriser at February 26, 2015 01:34 PM (CAJL/)

226 Johnny Football couldn't get laided if he wasn't a star QB.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 01:34 PM (sWgE+)

227 So Obama fucked over the 1st and 2nd amendments in the same day.

FCC ambush takeover of the Internet.
ATF ambush banning of ammo.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 26, 2015 01:34 PM (ZPrif)

-----

Barrack is slow jammin the coup.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 26, 2015 01:34 PM (NaV4z)

228 If Christian Grey was a Christian, we would see him on an episode of CIS.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 26, 2015 01:34 PM (V70Uh)

229 Punchable. So, so punchable.

Posted by: Geraldine Ferraro at February 26, 2015 01:35 PM (XpAxm)

230 I bet he is an A student in STEM and he is laughing at this whole thing because there are so very few women students in his major.

In my Computer Science classes the intro courses had about 40% women. 200 and 300 level classes had about 3 women.

I don't know how you get more women into STEM, but it seems to me that women are smart enough to look at the coursework and decide, "Hey, this sucks, I don't want to do this."

Guys are stubborn. I can't tell you how many guys at Microsoft confided in me that they didn't want to do their job for more than five more years. The women figured that out earlier, it seems.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2015 01:35 PM (jhqr1)

231 His tattoo reads "Moms"

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 26, 2015 01:35 PM (VcOqI)

232 My three year old niece could kick his ass and take his lunch money.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 26, 2015 01:35 PM (es6xZ)

233 Which they can only get away with because they're either extremely good-looking, phenomenally rich, or both. If Christian Grey looked like, say, Steve Buscemi and was dick broke, he wouldn't be "taking" anything other than rape and assault charges.


Pic making the rounds on Fb shows a dilapidated trailer with the caption that says, "50 Shades of Grey works because he is a billionaire, If he wasn't it'd be a Criminal Minds episode".

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2015 01:35 PM (TRcau)

234 I have to believe that this pic is either:

a) Satire, or
b) A (likely failed) attempt at scoring pussy

Because if we're to believe he's serious then he's just pulled the flush-chain on the human race.

Posted by: JEM at February 26, 2015 01:35 PM (o+SC1)

235 Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 26, 2015 01:34 PM (ZPrif)



They're running out of time in which to bring about their glorious revolution. I fully expect the pace of this kind of shit to pick up dramatically in the next several months.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 26, 2015 01:36 PM (nL0sw)

236 "If he thinks that is going to get him laid, he's in for a rude awakening"

He probably does think that, just it won't be by a woman.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 26, 2015 01:36 PM (1BQGO)

237 His tattoo reads "Moms" Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 26, 2015 01:35 PM (VcOqI)


With an apostrophe. "Mom's"

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 01:36 PM (fwARV)

238 >Hey, what does the hash thing mean in programming anyway?

In some languages, the compiler completely ignores everything after the # which is meant for comments.
Coincidentally, that's also a good policy for regular people.

Posted by: fb at February 26, 2015 01:36 PM (JVEmw)

239 184 Disagree.

A single man can impregnate 100 women.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 01:26 PM (fwARV)

*cough*
Posted by: Genghis Khan at February 26, 2015 01:28 PM (2Ojst)






Whimp call me when you get in the thousands.

Posted by: zombie wilt chanberlain at February 26, 2015 01:36 PM (WNERA)

240 Speaking of having your testicles stolen.

Posted by: flounder at February 26, 2015 01:36 PM (FHh8u)

241
Guys, have some pity on him...

Lena Dunham put pebbles in his vagina.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 26, 2015 01:37 PM (JtwS4)

242 228 If Christian Grey was a Christian, we would see him on an episode of CIS.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 26, 2015 01:34 PM (V70Uh)


Absolutely. And as someone upthread said, start picturing these male leads in romance movies in books as
Steve Buscemi. Totally, totally different outcomes! Put him in the Notebook movie instead of the Gosling dude and you have a psycho thriller instead of a romance.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at February 26, 2015 01:37 PM (KkVB6)

243 The reason that women like men who "take" them is because those men are fucking honest. You know where they stand. They want sex. They show you that they want sex.

Placard boy, on the other hand, swears up and down that he just respects you as a person and really just wants to be there to support you and understand your struggle. All the while, he wants in your pants. He's pathetic AND a liar. No, thank you.

Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 01:37 PM (MYCIw)

244
Weakness of mind and body such as this is only able to grow under the umbrella of civility, where want is pushed to the far edges and shadows.
Want SMOD? Fold the umbrella. Make it rain.

Posted by: Wendigo sleeps fitfully in the cold woods at February 26, 2015 01:37 PM (3yfGn)

245 This Twitter account belongs to a 4chan /b/tard. Look at the user name. "Shoe on head" is an old joke we used when raiding user names on My Free Cams or Chatroulette and other cam-whore sites. You see a video feed of some Russian stripper sitting there asking for requests, what we would do to make sure it wasn't a reused loop and a live feed was tell her to take her shoe off and put it on her head.

Old joke, but known.

Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at February 26, 2015 01:38 PM (SB5Q1)

246 228 If Christian Grey was a Christian, we would see him on an episode of CIS.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 26, 2015 01:34 PM (V70Uh)

L&O SVU

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2015 01:38 PM (2Ojst)

247 He makes Pajama Boy look studly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2015 01:38 PM (tSNLH)

248
I still need to watch the final episode of Wolf Hall. As much as I detest that Israel/Joo hater Claire Foy, I still dont relish the idea of her character being set up and murdered. All these women were abused or murdered just b/c old Henry couldnt get it up!

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 26, 2015 01:38 PM (iQIUe)

249 Because if we're to believe he's serious then he's just pulled the flush-chain on the human race.

The chain was pulled long ago.
The drain is plugged up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 26, 2015 01:38 PM (W5DcG)

250 With an apostrophe. "Mom's"

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 01:36 PM (fwARV)


Misplaced the apostrophe.

"Moms'"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 01:38 PM (kff5f)

251 I vote for satire.

He might still be gay. But that just makes the sting worse.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 26, 2015 01:38 PM (V70Uh)

252 Placard boy, on the other hand, swears up and down that he just respects you as a person and really just wants to be there to support you and understand your struggle. All the while, he wants in your pants. He's pathetic AND a liar. No, thank you.Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 01:37 PM (MYCIw) The problem is, the only women who will respect that pos are lesbians.

Posted by: maddogg at February 26, 2015 01:38 PM (xWW96)

253 Absolutely. And as someone upthread said, start picturing these male leads in romance movies in books as Steve Buscemi. Totally, totally different outcomes! Put him in the Notebook movie instead of the Gosling dude and you have a psycho thriller instead of a romance.


Gilbert Gotfried or Bobcat Goldwaithe.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2015 01:39 PM (TRcau)

254 If the treasury can spend $3B without authorization or appropriation, then why can't the USAF just order up some more F-22s. and pay the tail for the A-10s?

Posted by: Jean at February 26, 2015 01:39 PM (ztOda)

255 Placard boy, on the other hand, swears up and down
that he just respects you as a person and really just wants to be there
to support you and understand your struggle. All the while, he wants in
your pants. He's pathetic AND a liar. No, thank you.

Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 01:37 PM (MYCIw)

Someone gets it.

Posted by: flounder at February 26, 2015 01:39 PM (FHh8u)

256 Poor kid bombed his midterm. Good thing he got to do extra credit.

Posted by: FireHorse at February 26, 2015 01:39 PM (8LT/S)

257 I concur with Bigby.

The NRA is like the Republican party when it comes to making deals...they give the Left only 95% of what it wants.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 26, 2015 01:27 PM (hbvPW)

Examples please.

The NRA is currently working with a legislator to try to head off this newest "ban" by the ATF and has provided quick link contacts to your individual legislators in order to urge them to join in with the legislator on stopping the ATF.

If that doesn't work, they'll go to court.

How is that giving the left 95% of what it wants?

Posted by: Jen the original at February 26, 2015 01:39 PM (zuDPz)

258 Rumors I'm seeing are that Google got early access to the "secret" FCC regs. Even seeing claims that Google was allowed to help edit/write the regs.

Cause GoogleBillionaireBucks.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 26, 2015 01:39 PM (ZPrif)

259 Got a kid in college?

Chances are that they're being indoctrinated with this sort of mindset at this very moment.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 26, 2015 01:39 PM (e+PHP)

260 Gilbert Gotfried or Bobcat Goldwaithe.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2015 01:39 PM (TRcau)

At least then it would be funny.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2015 01:40 PM (2Ojst)

261 The secret FCC regs were kept hidden from the American public.

But not hidden from Google, apparently.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 26, 2015 01:40 PM (ZPrif)

262 Ugh, user ROOMS.

Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at February 26, 2015 01:40 PM (SB5Q1)

263 Rumors I'm seeing are that Google got early access to the "secret" FCC regs. Even seeing claims that Google was allowed to help edit/write the regs.

"Don't be evil" is such a low bar.

And Google still can't clear it.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 01:40 PM (kff5f)

264
He's probably one of those pathetically shy men who never went out with a woman because whenever he worked up the nerve to do so he half-assed it and she turned him down. It's not a surprise he thinks women are more important than men because he has such a horrible self image.

Posted by: Lurkingestlurker at February 26, 2015 01:41 PM (k8xvx)

265 Is this that Russian actor who lost his testicles?

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at February 26, 2015 01:41 PM (bitPb)

266 Are we preparing to freak out over net neutrality yet? Because I brought the cyanide.

Posted by: SGT York at February 26, 2015 01:41 PM (rOq9/)

267 Just passed this asshat on the beltway.

Able to catch only the "Coexist" "Obama/Biden," and "Ready for Hillary" bumper stickers on his orange Fiesta.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 26, 2015 01:41 PM (VcOqI)

268 Speaking of, have you seen the clip of Gilbert Gottfried reading 50SOG? Freakin' hilarious.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2015 01:41 PM (2Ojst)

269 Posted by: Jean at February 26, 2015 01:39 PM (ztOda)


Exactly. Or the President sign a treaty and never ask for Senate approval.

Posted by: MTF, High Horsin' at February 26, 2015 01:41 PM (LISuA)

270
He is providing the world a service.

When I go to the gym in the morning I am competing in vain with the 20 years younger version of myself, who was buff and studly. And I feel defeated because no matter how hard I work out I can't catch former me.

Then I look at this guy and I feel like the manliest of manly men.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 26, 2015 01:41 PM (JtwS4)

271 "Don't be evil" is such a low bar.

And Google still can't clear it.



Not so much a low bar as a paint stripe on the floor.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2015 01:42 PM (TRcau)

272
>>>>Ticket sales say they want a guy like Christian Grey.

SPOILER ALERT: Christian Grey is a f*cking mess.

Posted by: Lea at February 26, 2015 01:42 PM (lIU4e)

273
How is that giving the left 95% of what it wants?

Posted by: Jen the original at February 26, 2015 01:39 PM (zuDPz)


Because they ONLY do Gun issues...

Which they are very good on... but 95% of what Progressives want are not gun issues...

Posted by: B B Wolf at February 26, 2015 01:42 PM (qh617)

274
@263 AllenG.

Not surprised to hear that about Google. They are evil and no slogan in the world can keep them from being so.

Posted by: Lurkingestlurker at February 26, 2015 01:42 PM (k8xvx)

275 The secret FCC regs were kept hidden from the American public.

Regardless of if these regs stand (they will).
Regardless of if they're going to start banning vast swaths of the internet and jacking up taxes (they will, eventually).

The very fact they *thought* they could do this shows that there is no longer hope for the current Constitution.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 01:42 PM (kff5f)

276 ATF ambush banning of ammo.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 26, 2015 01:34 PM (ZPrif)

-----

Barrack is slow jammin the coup.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 26, 2015 01:34 PM (NaV4z)

To clarify , the ATF has only proposed the ban. The open comment phase is in place until March 16. The decision will come sometime after that.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 26, 2015 01:42 PM (zuDPz)

277 "The NRA is like the Republican party when it comes to making deals...they give the Left only 95% of what it wants."
----------------------

That may have been true 10-20 years ago. The NRA has been feeling its oats for several years now and is much less compromisey.

Posted by: irright at February 26, 2015 01:42 PM (8GKDa)

278 Who cabin boy is that?

Posted by: navybrat at February 26, 2015 01:42 PM (JgC5a)

279 I mean, really, the term limit rule is just as extraneous as the legislature at this point.

What's the difference, when they're all just artificial limits on Obama's power?

Posted by: MTF, High Horsin' at February 26, 2015 01:43 PM (LISuA)

280 "Someone gets it. "

Women fall for that shit once, and only once. His name was James.

Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 01:43 PM (MYCIw)

281
If I had Twitter... Id Tweet..... "You're right. Your opinion doesnt matter."

Posted by: fixerupper at February 26, 2015 01:43 PM (NaV4z)

282 Now that's a man without a chest.

Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2015 01:43 PM (zoehZ)

283 He's probably one of those pathetically shy men who never went out with a woman because whenever he worked up the nerve to do so he half-assed it and she turned him down.


Pathetically shy Rob Lowe.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2015 01:43 PM (TRcau)

284 The facial hair must be a fake because it obviously has no balls.

Dude- some advice: Desperation is not an aphrodisiac.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet requests that whoever ticked off Elsa go and apologize right now! at February 26, 2015 01:43 PM (hLRSq)

285 Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 26, 2015 01:41 PM (JtwS4)

My Doberman is the manliest of manly men compare to this guy.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 01:43 PM (sWgE+)

286 258 Rumors I'm seeing are that Google got early access to the "secret" FCC regs. Even seeing claims that Google was allowed to help edit/write the regs.

Cause GoogleBillionaireBucks.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 26, 2015 01:39 PM (ZPrif)

Or because the FCC uses google docs on their "cloud".

Posted by: Jean at February 26, 2015 01:43 PM (ztOda)

287 The open comment phase is in place until March 16.

Where can I comment?
And will the Horde come up with bail money?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 01:43 PM (kff5f)

288 The FCC doesn't have the right to do it, and therefore the providers don't have the obligation to obey it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 26, 2015 01:44 PM (40li+)

289 HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhHahahahahahaha oh you're serious.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson's Oversized Hat-it's funny at February 26, 2015 01:44 PM (VAsIq)

290 This Twitter account belongs to a 4chan /b/tard.

Maybe, though it should be noted that the wuss in the picture isn't that of person Tweeting it.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 26, 2015 01:44 PM (e+PHP)

291 Mangina


You know he has one.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2015 01:45 PM (YrXgo)

292 "6
Think that was an attempt at sarcasm??

Posted by: robschr at February 26, 2015 01:01 PM (rPSqu)"
I sort of do think that.The "here's my opinion on why my opinion matters less than anyone else's" seems more openly absurdist than lefties generally go.

Posted by: gekkobear at February 26, 2015 01:45 PM (y9cfQ)

293 Sadly, my best guess is he thinks this will get him laid. #barf

Posted by: Ssimoson4848 at February 26, 2015 01:45 PM (uy1o0)

294 "Hmm, they've cloned Pajama Boi?"


I don't expect him to breed any other way.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet requests that whoever ticked off Elsa go and apologize right now! at February 26, 2015 01:45 PM (hLRSq)

295 The FCC doesn't have the right to do it, and therefore the providers don't have the obligation to obey it.

Yeah. That's the ticket.

Posted by: FCC SWAT Team at February 26, 2015 01:45 PM (kff5f)

296 Thought bubble above this guy's head: [ . . . and now, finally, I may be able to get some pussy . . . ]

Posted by: Sphynx at February 26, 2015 01:45 PM (OZmbA)

297 LOL.

There is a whole site dedicated to these pussies.


http://tinyurl.com/83m6ph9


Whoneedsfeminism

i need feminism because i want to talk about my mental illnesses without getting called a 'mangina' or a 'pussy'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2015 01:45 PM (fWAjv)

298 Somewhere in America a Dad weeps, in a closet.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at February 26, 2015 01:46 PM (7v8o1)

299 Because they ONLY do Gun issues...

Which they are very good on... but 95% of what Progressives want are not gun issues...
Posted by: B B Wolf at February 26, 2015 01:42 PM (qh617)

Unlike our GOP legislators, I would much rather the NRA only do gun issues and do them really well, than to become half assed involved in every issue to the point that they become meaningless.

Doing them well is why we have conceal carry in virtually every state, and why the public has become overwhelmingly supportive of 2nd amendment rights.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 26, 2015 01:46 PM (zuDPz)

300 Vagina Man

Posted by: Marcus T at February 26, 2015 01:46 PM (GGCsk)

301 He must be related to Mitch McConnell and John Boehner. Perhaps the result of a three way with Lindsey.

Posted by: Agitator at February 26, 2015 01:46 PM (iOKwU)

302 wait, your bashing the NRA for maintaining focus? They defend their hill and they do a damn good job of it.

Posted by: Jean at February 26, 2015 01:46 PM (ztOda)

303 >>>>Ticket sales say they want a guy like Christian Grey.

SPOILER ALERT: Christian Grey is a f*cking mess.


Posted by: Lea at February 26, 2015 01:42 PM (lIU4e)


Yeah.... but he's got it going on...

Most Women (not Moronettes) want to 'fix' their Man... and he convinces her the way to fix him... it to submit to everything he wants...

Damn..... pure..... genius...

Note.... this was written by a Woman....

Posted by: B B Wolf at February 26, 2015 01:46 PM (qh617)

304 Somewhere in America a Dad weeps, in a closet.

Well, if he had come out of the closet enough earlier, he wouldn't be a dad to be weeping, would he?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 01:47 PM (kff5f)

305 Who bitch this is?

Posted by: Robert the Bruce at February 26, 2015 01:47 PM (rwI+c)

306 "He has a woman's hands!"
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 26, 2015 01:29 PM


I'll wager those hands have never weighed anchor in a storm!

Posted by: Cpt. Rebeard Rum at February 26, 2015 01:47 PM (h4vJk)

307
Thought bubble above this guy's head: [ . . . and now, finally, I may be able to get some pussy . . . ]


Posted by: Sphynx at February 26, 2015 01:45 PM
----------------

The only way that dude is getting pussy is surgically.

Posted by: irright at February 26, 2015 01:47 PM (8GKDa)

308 Remember. He votes.

Posted by: Soona at February 26, 2015 01:47 PM (JAWal)

309 If this guy was a comic book hero his super power would be weeping.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 01:47 PM (sWgE+)

310 F this guy in particular. Thatswut

Posted by: 4ican at February 26, 2015 01:47 PM (Blp1s)

311 So this is what happened to that Obamacare dude.

Posted by: Brian_AL at February 26, 2015 01:47 PM (mcaGf)

312 He thinks this will get him laid. He doesn't know much about real women.

The only woman who would be impressed by this is a lesbian.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 26, 2015 01:47 PM (23FyH)

313 "i need feminism because i want to talk about my mental illnesses without getting called a 'mangina' or a 'pussy'"

See, his is such bullshit. How many times has the horde helped out a fellow moron who was struggling with depression?

Newflash dude, people aren't calling you a pussy because you're depressed. They're calling you a pussy because you'er a pussy.

Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 01:47 PM (MYCIw)

314 BWWWWWWAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA


http://tinyurl.com/qhvkfre


Masculinity?

I don't think you know what that means buddy.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2015 01:48 PM (fWAjv)

315 Is a Christian Grey one of those space aliens who abduct you and then read you the gospel?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 26, 2015 01:48 PM (W5DcG)

316
@283

Exactly. The line between pathetically shy and super creepy is narrower than some might think. The usual response from women to pathetically shy men, that I've seen, is a general feeling that the man's a total creeper and that he should get away from her. Can't say I blame the women involved too much. It's hard to tell an otherwise nice guy who's genuinely, patheticallyshy and unsure of himself from a creepy rapist stalker type. The behavioral patterns blend together.

Posted by: Lurkingestlurker at February 26, 2015 01:48 PM (k8xvx)

317 Doing them well is why we have conceal carry in virtually every state, and why the public has become overwhelmingly supportive of 2nd amendment rights.



Posted by: Jen the original at February 26, 2015 01:46 PM (zuDPz)


As stated... they generally do a very good job on Gun issues...

Except here in California...

Posted by: B B Wolf at February 26, 2015 01:48 PM (qh617)

318 288 The FCC doesn't have the right to do it, and therefore the providers don't have the obligation to obey it.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 26, 2015 01:44 PM (40li+)

Transactional Immunity again. All we need is one Committee chair with some balls.

Posted by: Jean at February 26, 2015 01:48 PM (ztOda)

319 Somewhere in America a Dad weeps, in a closet.


Sheriff Buford T. Justice & Junior.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2015 01:48 PM (TRcau)

320
Somewhere in America a Dad weeps, in a closet.

--

I don't think dad even knows. In fact, if dad had been around and done his job, this pantywaist wouldn't be holding that sign.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 26, 2015 01:48 PM (40li+)

321 I'll wager those hands have never weighed anchor in a storm!
Posted by: Cpt. Rebeard Rum at February 26, 2015 01:47 PM (h4vJk)

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Nailed it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 26, 2015 01:48 PM (A98Xu)

322 Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 26, 2015 01:39 PM (e+PHP

My son is in the 9th grade. The indoctrination is there in public school but he spends so much time hearing conservative dad and mom rant, and looking on conservative websites he may be safe from the indoctrination if he goes to college ,or if the internet is still somewhat open by then.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2015 01:49 PM (DXzRD)

323 A man needs feminism like a fish needs a bicycle.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2015 01:49 PM (LImiJ)

324 i hope this is sarcasm.
as a mother of boy/men, I never want them to feel this way.

equal rights does not mean being a rug.

Posted by: comrade willow at February 26, 2015 01:49 PM (nqBYe)

325 "He has a woman's hands!"

In fairness, they have touch a lot of dicks.

Posted by: dick cheese at February 26, 2015 01:49 PM (rwI+c)

326 290, I can't tell on my phone. Will take your word for it. I still smell troll.

Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at February 26, 2015 01:49 PM (SB5Q1)

327 Vote for me and I'll bring this kid on tour around the country, so everyone can laugh at him right to his pube face.

Posted by: Pander Bear at February 26, 2015 01:50 PM (VAsIq)

328 The guy gets extra-credit if he duct taped his scrotum to his inner thigh.

Posted by: Fritz at February 26, 2015 01:50 PM (dVmLD)

329 321 I'll wager those hands have never weighed anchor in a storm!
Posted by: Cpt. Rebeard Rum at February 26, 2015 01:47 PM (h4vJk)

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Nailed it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 26, 2015 01:48 PM (A98Xu)


Cabin Boy.....

Posted by: B B Wolf, retired Sailor at February 26, 2015 01:50 PM (qh617)

330 hey what's with the time thingy? is it fixed?

Posted by: comrade willow at February 26, 2015 01:50 PM (nqBYe)

331 Although Pajama Boy isn't getting laid, it is possible to sleep with scads of young feminist chicks if you are a sociopathic alpha male who talks a good feminist game.

The only downside to this strategy is that some of the feminist chicks are truly crazy...

http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-23854-purged.html#disqus_thread

Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin at February 26, 2015 01:50 PM (Mrl1e)

332 I would laugh but this guy could still make McConnell his bitch.

Posted by: Bruce Jenners Plastic Vag at February 26, 2015 01:50 PM (W9yI9)

333 The only way that dude is getting pussy is surgically.


Posted by: irright at February 26, 2015 01:47 PM (8GKDa)


The only way he's getting some pussy is if he goes to the Humane Society.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet requests that whoever ticked off Elsa go and apologize right now! at February 26, 2015 01:50 PM (hLRSq)

334 Most Women (not Moronettes) want to 'fix' their Man...



Most want access to his money. No vag is free.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2015 01:50 PM (TRcau)

335 I'm a "pathetically shy guy", as some said upthread.

But this guy....

Sheesh. I'm like John Wayne compared to that dude.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 26, 2015 01:50 PM (4X5NS)

336 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2015 01:48 PM (fWAjv)



That dude(?) looks like the result of a one night stand between John Belushi and Ghandi. And both of them are spinning in their graves.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 26, 2015 01:50 PM (nL0sw)

337 You could be this specimen.



Take that back!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2015 01:50 PM (oKE6c)

338 323 pages of this crap

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2015 01:51 PM (fWAjv)

339 328 The guy gets extra-credit if he duct taped his scrotum to his inner thigh.

His balls would have to drop first.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 01:51 PM (sWgE+)

340 As an old cowboy used to remark: last pussy he saw was the day he was born.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 26, 2015 01:51 PM (4r3sd)

341 Nailed it.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 26, 2015 01:48 PM


Too easy.

Posted by: Cpt. Rebeard Rum at February 26, 2015 01:52 PM (h4vJk)

342 " I need feminism because:
My opinion matters LESS than those of women, People of color, trans and queer folk.....

And feminism reminds us why."

OK, OK. He's not the manliest dude on campus.
But, if any one of us had made that post, it would be obvious that this is SNARK, yep, all-caps snark.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 26, 2015 01:52 PM (XmOA9)

343 >>The only downside to this strategy is that some of the feminist chicks are truly crazy...



http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-23854-purged.html#disqus_thread

Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin at February 26, 2015 01:50 PM (Mrl1e)
<<
Frequent additional downside : hairy legs

Posted by: Sphynx at February 26, 2015 01:52 PM (OZmbA)

344 this is a joke right?

Posted by: comrade willow at February 26, 2015 01:52 PM (nqBYe)

345 The only way he's getting some pussy is if he goes to the Humane Society.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet requests that whoever ticked off Elsa go and apologize right now! at February 26, 2015 01:50 PM (hLRSq)




There was that unfortunate misunderstanding at the petting zoo ...


It was an honest mistake. Let's face it, the term "animal husbandry" IS kinda misleading.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2015 01:52 PM (oKE6c)

346 280 "Someone gets it. "

Women fall for that shit once, and only once. His name was James.
Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 01:43 PM (MYCIw)

I'll be honest, I've never had a thing for one of the "sensitive types." My husband and I have had the discussion as to why I picked him when all women go on about how they want these men that will listen and empathize with the, and all the blah blah blah women shit. I've told him the following: I'm a heterosexual woman. I already have one pussy and I'm not in need of another. I would wager that the vast majority of women have the same exact opinion, even if it's a subconscious one and contrary to their stated desires. Which is why women are falling all over themselves to see the 50 shades nonsense and the dude in the pic up there is likely still a virgin.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at February 26, 2015 01:52 PM (KkVB6)

347 What's frightening is that there are so many of these beta males running around.

One thing is for sure. They were never told anything that ended with "because one day you will be a man, and men don't do X".

Because, you know, that would be gendered language or something.

Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 01:52 PM (MYCIw)

348

heh @ Cabin Boy

Blackadder

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 26, 2015 01:53 PM (hbvPW)

349 As a nice counterbalance, Ted Cruz is speaking at CPAC right now. Live stream on Breitbart.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 26, 2015 01:53 PM (KH1sk)

350 "The only downside to this strategy is that some of the feminist chicks are truly crazy..."



Only some?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet requests that whoever ticked off Elsa go and apologize right now! at February 26, 2015 01:53 PM (hLRSq)

351 Yippee! Just bought my shiny new (ish) Mosin-Nagant! WITH scope mount...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 26, 2015 01:54 PM (XO6WW)

352 I think he would be a great roommate for the San Francisco dual spirit QWOC.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 26, 2015 01:54 PM (1BQGO)

353 I'm a heterosexual woman. I already have one pussy and I'm not in need of another.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at February 26, 2015 01:52 PM (KkVB6


So, so fucking hot.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 01:54 PM (fwARV)

354 Shy guys can get women to go to them if they project the "strong silent type" vibe.

Posted by: @votermom at February 26, 2015 01:54 PM (cbfNE)

355 A dude got drugged and robbed of his testicles for sale on the black market for testicles.



http://goo.gl/3nMBLk (Daily Mail)

Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2015 01:19 PM (jhqr1)


Shortly thereafter: "Dude" with sign, his mother hollers down the stairs: "Junior, Fedex is here with a package for you."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2015 01:54 PM (tSNLH)

356 so this is real? if so it is disheartening.

Posted by: comrade willow at February 26, 2015 01:54 PM (nqBYe)

357
If you think that pic is funny, here's something even funnier: Today we have men in this country who have, get this, 'husbands!'

Hilarious, eh?

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 26, 2015 01:55 PM (hbvPW)

358 307
The only way that dude is getting pussy is surgically.

Posted by: irright at February 26, 2015 01:47 PM (8GKDa)



Threadwinner!

Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2015 01:55 PM (zoehZ)

359 If I was physically capable of weeping, I would weep for this nation.

Posted by: Chesty Puller at February 26, 2015 01:55 PM (vgIRn)

360 I concur with Bigby.

The NRA is like the Republican party when it comes to making deals...they give the Left only 95% of what it wants.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 26, 2015 01:27 PM (hbvPW)

Examples please.

The NRA is currently working with a legislator to try to head off this newest "ban" by the ATF and has provided quick link contacts to your individual legislators in order to urge them to join in with the legislator on stopping the ATF.

If that doesn't work, they'll go to court.

How is that giving the left 95% of what it wants?

Posted by: Jen the original at February 26, 2015 01:39 PM (zuDPz)


The NRA sometimes doesn't go far enough, which is why I also support GOA.

However, the NRA has a great track record.

The only fundamental right that has not eroded is the 2nd Amendment. Heck, we are seeing an expansion of the right to keep and bear arms to historical levels of freedom not seen for decades if not centuries.

The NRA is doing something right.

'Twould be wise to emulate that.

Posted by: The Right to Keep and Bear Hats at February 26, 2015 01:55 PM (0Ew3K)

361 As a nice counterbalance, Ted Cruz is speaking at CPAC right now. Live stream on Breitbart.

Can't watch the Live stream. Please tell me he's taking on Net Neutrality. It would be nice if at least one of our "representatives" in the National government got it.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 01:55 PM (kff5f)

362 i dunno, i think a man can be sensitive to his woman without being a rug to step on.

Posted by: comrade willow at February 26, 2015 01:55 PM (nqBYe)

363 Hahaaaha! And you guys thought I was a pussy!

Posted by: Pajama Boy at February 26, 2015 01:56 PM (qNZ3I)

364 How does feminism help people of color and various queer types? Don't the hardcore feminists rejects the men who think they are women?

Someone should tweet back a picture of toilet bowl, captioned "swirly". The memories will send him into shock.

Posted by: Jean at February 26, 2015 01:56 PM (ztOda)

365
Are the fake Republican homosexuals at CPAC again this year?

Posted by: Soothsayer, Lambda Lambda Lambda at February 26, 2015 01:56 PM (hbvPW)

366 i think a man can be sensitive to his woman without being a rug to step on.

Posted by: comrade willow at February 26, 2015 01:55 PM (nqBYe)


I prefer my women rugless.

Oh, wait. That's not what you meant.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at February 26, 2015 01:56 PM (fwARV)

367 Hahaaaha! And you guys thought I was a pussy!

Ah no, we KNOW you are.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 26, 2015 01:57 PM (sWgE+)

368 Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at February 26, 2015 01:52 PM (KkVB6)

Honest question: who do women go on about how they want these men that will listen and empathize with the, and all the blah blah blah women shit? There's a whole publishing industry built around this kind of thing, for crying out loud.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2015 01:57 PM (2Ojst)

369 nevermind, this is beyond me.

going to go outside.

Posted by: comrade willow at February 26, 2015 01:57 PM (nqBYe)

370 One thing is for sure. They were never told anything that ended with "because one day you will be a man, and men don't do X".


^^^^^


@Lauren, I've had that exact conversation with my son, who will be 8 in a few days, more times than I can count. So has my husband. I hope and pray he will grow up to be a good man, and not a wimp like the idiot in the pic. Good men are still *men* and they're a very valuable and dwindling resource.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at February 26, 2015 01:57 PM (KkVB6)

371 I think him and Pajama Boy should fight.
Might be fun to watch.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 26, 2015 01:57 PM (S0A/C)

372
Pic making the rounds on Fb shows a dilapidated trailer with the caption that says, "50 Shades of Grey works because he is a billionaire, If he wasn't it'd be a Criminal Minds episode".
*****
I'm pretty sure I saw a criminal minds episode with a 'slave' contract, that was a whole lot like the contract in the 50 Shades movie. Except that the women in 50shades weren't actually kidnapped and forced into signing it, which makes a bit of a difference.

Posted by: Lea at February 26, 2015 01:57 PM (lIU4e)

373 As a man, I need feminism because it has opened my eyes to many of my own prejudices and misconceptions. **I'm still learning a lot. **
The other day a female friend of mine apologised to me for being the one driving while I was on the passenger's seat. We were in HER car! I need some feminism, and so does she

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2015 01:58 PM (fWAjv)

374 i dunno, i think a man can be sensitive to his woman without being a rug to step on.

Posted by: comrade willow at February 26, 2015 01:55 PM (nqBYe)



That's called having an acute 'danger sense'.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet requests that whoever ticked off Elsa go and apologize right now! at February 26, 2015 01:58 PM (hLRSq)

375 That pussy never had a man card, or chance of getting one because he's obviously been emasculated/brainwashed by the feminazi's that raised him.

/sad for generations he will be.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at February 26, 2015 01:58 PM (74McK)

376 371 I think him and Pajama Boy should fight.
Might be fun to watch.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 26, 2015 01:57 PM (S0A/C)

They'll slap each other for a bit, then start smooching.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 26, 2015 01:58 PM (es6xZ)

377 @354. True. They just need to think through how they talkand actwhen the time comes for it. It's often not the attraction point that's the problem, is the follow-up. What can end up happening is the woman sees the man, gets interested (for whatever reason), andputs out feelers and the man either doesn't notice or isn't sure he's seeing what he's seeing, and then she goes on her way. The strong silent type as an approach takes a little work.

Posted by: Lurkingestlurker at February 26, 2015 01:59 PM (k8xvx)

378 Yippee! Just bought my shiny new (ish) Mosin-Nagant! WITH scope mount...


Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 26, 2015 01:54 PM (XO6WW

It won't be "shiny" after you wipe off all the cosmoline. And "ish" is an understatement.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 26, 2015 01:59 PM (XmOA9)

379 "Please tell me he's taking on Net Neutrality. It would be nice if at least one of our "representatives" in the National government got it."

Not sure if he's speakign about it since I'm not watching, but he posted a thing on Facebook earlier. It started with the "Don't mess with Texas" thing swapped to say "Don't Mess With The Internet."

Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 01:59 PM (MYCIw)

380
The open comment phase is in place until March 16.

Where can I comment?
And will the Horde come up with bail money?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 26, 2015 01:43 PM (kff5f)

This isn't even a proposed regulation yet, rather the ATF has issued "framework" for a proposed regulation You can sign a letter through the NRA-ILA to the ATF that is already drafted or you can send a letter to your individual representative, which is easily done via the form note and direct address link at their site.

http://tinyurl.com/pvblm7y

Posted by: Jen the original at February 26, 2015 01:59 PM (zuDPz)

381 373 As a man, I need feminism because it has opened my eyes to many of my own prejudices and misconceptions. **I'm still learning a lot. **
The other day a female friend of mine apologised to me for being the one driving while I was on the passenger's seat. We were in HER car! I need some feminism, and so does she
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2015 01:58 PM (fWAjv)

Is she hot? Because I guarentee she has seen 50SoG at least three times.

Posted by: Jean at February 26, 2015 01:59 PM (ztOda)

382 Feminism needs video games.

Posted by: Shoot Me at February 26, 2015 02:00 PM (EQcfE)

383 Whoa whoa whoa ... Slow ... Down ...


Insomniac, are you saying they TALK ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 26, 2015 02:00 PM (cBvzT)

384 Posted by: comrade willow at February 26, 2015 01:55 PM (nqBYe)

And of course you are correct, ma'am.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2015 02:01 PM (DXzRD)

385 There was that unfortunate misunderstanding at the petting zoo ...


It was an honest mistake. Let's face it, the term "animal husbandry" IS kinda misleading.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 26, 2015 01:52 PM
------------

Are you paying corral-imony? buh dum tsss

Posted by: irright at February 26, 2015 02:01 PM (8GKDa)

386 One thing is for sure. They were never told anything that ended with "because one day you will be a man, and men don't do X".

--

I remember when I was 6, my older by 3 years old sister told me "Don't cry! People can see!"
Even girls were more macho back then.

Posted by: @votermom at February 26, 2015 02:01 PM (cbfNE)

387 Quantum Nood.

Posted by: The Quantum Hat at February 26, 2015 02:02 PM (0Ew3K)

388 "Yippee! Just bought my shiny new (ish) Mosin-Nagant! WITH scope mount..."

Now don't forget to pick up the 440 rd snack pack of Mosin Bits.

Or better yet, the 880 rd family pack.

Mosin Bits........does a Mosin good.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2015 02:02 PM (YrXgo)

389
@362. Agreed, willow.What I think you mean by being sensitive isbeing able and willing to listen and watch for cues, and to oftentimesput the other person first in a way that doesn'tinvolve you abasing yourself before them.


I've seen good, very goodrelationships where that's the case. It's a balancing act, but it is doable and the relationshipstrength therefrom is pretty awesome. Some old family friends have that relationship, and it's awesome to watch the husband and wife interact.

Posted by: Lurkingestlurker at February 26, 2015 02:02 PM (k8xvx)

390 Yippee! Just bought my shiny new (ish) Mosin-Nagant! WITH scope mount...

Bulgarian 54r .19 a round. Get a couple of crates.

http://is.gd/3Een2F

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 26, 2015 02:02 PM (rwI+c)

391 Jesus H, 5 years ago all they wanted was "civil unions." Now Princess Bruno of Mars is pledging Himmitude to our LGBT-EIEIO overlords.

Science Morons - can we hijack the ISS, plot a course for the sun and slingshot back into our old universe? Show your work....

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at February 26, 2015 02:02 PM (QKIQb)

392 Even girls were more macho back then.
Posted by: @votermom at February 26, 2015 02:01 PM (cbfNE)

More like girls knew what men were supposed to act like back then.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 26, 2015 02:03 PM (es6xZ)

393 R. McEnroe - "newish" Mosin? Does that mean 1947, perhaps a 50s east bloc carbine? Oh - new to you! Congrats. Trust you have or will have acquired a pile of spam cans to feed it. Sniper model? I have only the regular kind, but they're fun and accurate to the level they were designed for. Buff off the contact points on the bolt if you want the action to be even smoother than they usually are already.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2015 02:03 PM (afQnV)

394 Is she hot? Because I guarentee she has seen 50SoG at least three times.

Posted by: Jean at February 26, 2015 01:59 PM (ztOda)

That was a cut and paste from the site.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2015 02:03 PM (fWAjv)

395 'I hope and pray he will grow up to be a good man, and not a wimp like the idiot in the pic. "

Amen

Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2015 02:03 PM (MYCIw)

396 If your going to comment on a rule making you need to do it right. You need to ask questions that force the government to do stuff, like economic analysis, environmental impacts, human factors, effects on minorities, national security, relationships with allies and treaty organizations, etc. stuff that will tie the beaurcracy up in knots. Just screaming ... Molon labe .... Over and over just gets deleted.

Posted by: Jean at February 26, 2015 02:04 PM (ztOda)

397 383 Whoa whoa whoa ... Slow ... Down ...


Insomniac, are you saying they TALK ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 26, 2015 02:00 PM (cBvzT)

I've heard rumors...

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2015 02:04 PM (2Ojst)

398 Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2015 01:57 PM (2Ojst)

I think it was initially a backlash to the way women were treated years ago, but has since turned into just a societal mantra. Societally, we're constantly being told that feminine virtues, attitudes, etc and so on are goooood and anything that would be classically associated with masculinity (competitiveness, aggressiveness, etc and so on) is baaaad. Hell, even in our schools typical boy behavior is punished and our young men are expected to sit and behave like girls or else they're labeled as troublemakers and problem children. We've just reached a point where even though that kind of thinking has saturated our collective consciousness, it still will never overcome our basic innate needs and desires. Women preferring strong, masculine, virile men is just biologically hard-wired, and even with all the feminist re-programming, deep down most women still want that.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at February 26, 2015 02:04 PM (KkVB6)

399 Maybe he ran out of room on the placard before he finished the sentence "whenever you need a blow job or a sandwich"*





*Yeah, I realize my own prospects of getting either of those just entered negative numbers.

Posted by: jwpaine at February 26, 2015 02:04 PM (a3NCX)

400 Science Morons - can we hijack the ISS, plot a course for the sun and slingshot back into our old universe? Show your work....
Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at February 26, 2015 02:02 PM (QKIQb)


How about we feminize ISIS instead, and call it a day?

Gotta go make the donuts....

Posted by: model_1066 at February 26, 2015 02:04 PM (es6xZ)

401 "Can't watch the Live stream. Please tell me he's taking on Net
Neutrality. It would be nice if at least one of our "representatives"
in the National government got it."

Please tell me if he explains why he didn't vote with Inhofe and Sessions yesterday.

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at February 26, 2015 02:05 PM (QKIQb)

402 I'm torn.

Let the fanatical muslims take over and get rid of all these pussie----

Or continue to fight and watch our civilization descend into Caligula times.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 26, 2015 02:05 PM (A98Xu)

403 Step aside Pajama Boy, there's a new King of the Wusses

Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2015 02:06 PM (GrXXa)

404 Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at February 26, 2015 02:04 PM (KkVB6)

I appreciate the thoughtful response.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2015 02:06 PM (2Ojst)

405
All that and he STILL can't get laid.

Posted by: Max Entropy at February 26, 2015 02:10 PM (cgtTL)

406 Jihadi john is from a very well to do family, went to a very posh private school, and graduated from college in computer science.

He hung out with known jihadis, was watched for years, but his family claims to be not surprised yet doesn't believe it's him. And they blame security services for watching him

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at February 26, 2015 02:10 PM (9oLd3)

407 Hannity's playing word association with Cruz.

Bill Clinton: Youth outreach.
Barack Obama: Lawless imperator.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 26, 2015 02:11 PM (KH1sk)

408 Is this why there is so much "transgender" stuff going on? Have boys been so smashed down by schools, feminism, law,etc, that they just say, screw it, I'm going to be female, because they get all the breaks?

Posted by: Moki at February 26, 2015 02:12 PM (bAB8f)

409 393 It's a stock 91/30 model, but I'm getting the aftermarket scope mount installed. Yeah, scoring some tuna cans too, and I'll have the barrel/chamber slugged to see what handloading might do for it..

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 26, 2015 02:20 PM (XO6WW)

410 408 Is this why there is so much "transgender" stuff going on? Have boys been so smashed down by schools, feminism, law,etc, that they just say, screw it, I'm going to be female, because they get all the breaks?

Posted by: Moki at February 26, 2015 02:12 PM (bAB8f)

I suspect it's mental illness and/or various types of abuse.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2015 02:21 PM (2Ojst)

411
>>>Most Women (not Moronettes) want to 'fix' their Man... and he convinces her the way to fix him... it to submit to everything he wants...

SHE is his THERAPY (according to a helpful man at the movie theater).
Actually, again spoiler alert, the first movie ends with her leaving him. I don't know what happens in the next two though.

Posted by: Lea at February 26, 2015 02:27 PM (lIU4e)

412 Gay basher

Posted by: billygoatpuke at February 26, 2015 02:27 PM (l5QMI)

413 That dude's just trying to get laid. If it works he might just be a genius.

Posted by: I lurk therefor I am at February 26, 2015 02:31 PM (sXB+h)

414 My God, it's full of betas and dykes

Posted by: David Bowman looking into the abyss of Feminism at February 26, 2015 02:35 PM (t8sr/)

415
Won't he be embarrassed when his children see that photograph, someday?...

On second thought... nevermind...

Posted by: Haiku Guy at February 26, 2015 02:36 PM (hmj8n)

416 "I would not be opposed to hunting these guys for sport and meat."

If you're spoken for Eris, tell me you have sisters.

At least let him take off the heels and get a ten yard head start before you take aim.

BTW I have a Doberman trained to alert on AXE Body Spray. Free to good home.

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at February 26, 2015 02:37 PM (QKIQb)

417
NRA is doing just fine.

They have their hill to die on.

Something the GOP could take note of.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 26, 2015 02:39 PM (jeCnD)

418 His girlfriend will let him sit down an pee now.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at February 26, 2015 02:42 PM (OC/e1)

419 You discovered a new species of hominid,

homo homo nonerectus

Posted by: FredB at February 26, 2015 02:43 PM (Ygm9Z)

420 >>>I'm my own grandpa.
Posted by: Spike Jones at February 26, 2015 01:34 PM (W5DcG)>>>

Did you see Predestination? Dude is his own mom and dad. What a stupid fucking movie. These SJWs have fucking ruined SciFi.

Posted by: gm at February 26, 2015 02:49 PM (/kBoL)

421
his dick hates him for holding up that sign

Posted by: kj at February 26, 2015 02:49 PM (lKyWE)

422 >>>apparently you did not watch the Oscars...

Posted by: B B Wolf at February 26, 2015 01:34 PM (qh617)>>>

Yes .. . well, that goes without saying!

Posted by: gm at February 26, 2015 02:49 PM (/kBoL)

423 They do have half the money and all of the pussy.

Posted by: timmitah at February 26, 2015 03:00 PM (2cfUo)

424 I wish I could ask him "what's it like to go through life with no pride?"

Posted by: thirteen28 at February 26, 2015 03:04 PM (Dm9G5)

425 This guy is a stuttering clusterfuck of a malignant traitor....and so is Obama.

Posted by: RGallegos at February 26, 2015 03:06 PM (2pTd2)

426 I accept that my opinion counts less than women, people of color and queer folk... but NOT the Irish!

Posted by: NYC Parent at February 26, 2015 03:06 PM (5PvRS)

427 This dude is great! Troll level AWESOME!

Posted by: TheOtherJay at February 26, 2015 03:06 PM (nojhZ)

428 BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Wait let me read it again......BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You're serious?

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: RGallegos at February 26, 2015 03:11 PM (2pTd2)

429
Guy needs a onsie and a cup of hot, er, lukewarm chocolate. (Don't want to possibly distress his delicate lip - he'll need it for other things.)

Posted by: Courageous fighter of blind kittens at February 26, 2015 03:14 PM (PEgKF)

430 It should be a red flag when an 8 1/2 x 11 sheet of paper can cover your chest and shoulders.

Posted by: ZBBMcFate at February 26, 2015 03:23 PM (pjbbw)

431 That poor guy is the anthropomorphism of the wound a guy has after his balls have been cut off. I actually feel really, really bad for him.

Posted by: Shastacatfish at February 26, 2015 03:50 PM (m43oq)

432 Should say, "I need feminism because I'm a pathetic douche bag that can't get laid.".

Posted by: HeftyJo at February 26, 2015 04:22 PM (+BqEV)

433 Rachel Maddow forgot to shave

Posted by: livermoron at February 26, 2015 04:48 PM (6mvs5)

434
Undescended testicles - the hidden killer of civilizations.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2015 04:50 PM (bWFHa)

435 This dude is the reason they invented the word "twatwaffle".

Posted by: The Mega Independent at February 26, 2015 05:14 PM (QCo5R)

436
Hey, that's my son your talking about.

Posted by: Alan Alda at February 26, 2015 05:58 PM (mgl7C)

437 If and when I run into him and he says something all I have to say to him is: "Your opinion doesn't matter so STFU!"

"My opinion matters less than that of women, people of color, trans and queer folk..." <- what a douche! He bought into that "white privilege" nonsense hook, line and sinker.

Posted by: fluke_boy at February 26, 2015 06:45 PM (jqe5A)

438 I think this dude is gay--and he's the sort that's "catching" rather than "pitching". Women to him are simply irrelevant.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at February 26, 2015 07:07 PM (wdHk6)

439 428 Yes. I'm serious. No one could possibly be that much of a wuss.

Posted by: TheOtherJay at February 26, 2015 08:12 PM (nojhZ)

440 So amke him happy, cut his stuff off and grow him some boobs. Then insist he tells us yearly how happy he is.

Posted by: ron n. at February 26, 2015 10:12 PM (YVQn/)

441 He looks like Edward Snowden's gay little brother....

Posted by: Dave at February 26, 2015 10:47 PM (/iRd9)

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