The Venerable Hillary's Theme Song

via @iowahawkblog, it's... incredible.

Posted by: Ace at 02:13 PM

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1 A whole thread.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2015 02:14 PM (ntuyY)

2 Mock her into irrelevance!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2015 02:14 PM (nwuGD)

3 Echo.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2015 02:14 PM (ntuyY)

4 Hildabeast may not be the nominee. Repost so the thank you doesn't get buried.

Ace, et al, thanks for the post re smoking. I started working in restaurants when I was in 11 and soon realized that was the only "break" you got. Plus I liked that it was rebellious. I once quit for more than two years but have been back smoking again. The truth, for me I think, is to stop drinking as well for that "quitting smoking" period because alcohol surely drives the connection hard (strangely not coffee) and weakens willpower.

Posted by: prescient11 at February 25, 2015 02:14 PM (q5APL)

5 What the HELL was that?!?

Posted by: @JohnTant at February 25, 2015 02:15 PM (PFy0L)

6 Dude, that's better than Pink Floyd.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 25, 2015 02:15 PM (sH832)

7 Sprite. Everywhere.

In other news, Disney is bringing back Duck Tales and YAAAAAY!

*All The Clappyhands*

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at February 25, 2015 02:15 PM (mf5HN)

8 classic...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 25, 2015 02:16 PM (/4AZU)

9 Then there was the Seinfeld episode where George got a Rascal.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 25, 2015 02:16 PM (5f5bM)

10 The best thing about Hoveround is that it is free.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2015 02:16 PM (ntuyY)

11 I donno if I would call that "incredible".

Posted by: maddogg at February 25, 2015 02:16 PM (xWW96)

12 Hillary could be the historic first president to wear a Life Alert for those "Help I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up!" moments.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2015 02:16 PM (g1DWB)

13 Does it have snow tires?

Posted by: NCKate at February 25, 2015 02:17 PM (RNq50)

14 Well, I'll be having nightmares now.

My grandma had a hoverround that she never used. My cousins and I used to race it around the house. Your medicare dollars at work!

Posted by: Lauren at February 25, 2015 02:17 PM (MYCIw)

15 She could bring back the $hitgreen tarp looking coat.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2015 02:17 PM (ntuyY)

16 12 Hillary could be the historic first president to wear a Life Alert for those "Help I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up!" moments.

Depends

Posted by: wrg500 at February 25, 2015 02:17 PM (sgrzZ)

17 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csuZHyW-iGI

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 25, 2015 02:18 PM (5f5bM)

18 I'd thought all along that "Hillary!" was inevitable but I'm just not so sure anymore.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 25, 2015 02:18 PM (LA7Cm)

19
THIS is incredible.
http://tinyurl.com/pyml52a

Posted by: maddogg at February 25, 2015 02:18 PM (xWW96)

20 Uh...that makes my brain hurt.

But on the up-side, looks like Hillary may have her new branding!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2015 02:18 PM (lHHyw)

21 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 25, 2015 02:18 PM (kff5f)

22 "In other news, Disney is bringing back Duck Tales and YAAAAAY! "

Best news of the year. Seriously. Yay! My BIL bought my kids the remastered video game and it. is. awesome.

Posted by: Lauren at February 25, 2015 02:18 PM (MYCIw)

23 I prefer to ride a little rascal.

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 25, 2015 02:18 PM (aSKRB)

24 And for Bill-he'll hoveround the interns

Posted by: Hal Dall at February 25, 2015 02:18 PM (nbGRb)

25 19

Yea, yea right. not going to happen.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 25, 2015 02:19 PM (sgrzZ)

26 In other news, Disney is bringing back Duck Tales

And here I don't have enough hair for that.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2015 02:19 PM (O5IOQ)

27 I'd thought all along that "Hillary!" was inevitable but I'm just not so sure anymore.

It's really hard to connect with the "young, hip" crowd when you're wishing you had younger hips.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 25, 2015 02:19 PM (kff5f)

28 Sheesh. 15 seconds of that video and now lethal earworm.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 25, 2015 02:20 PM (JtwS4)

29 Headline News for January 21, 2017 --

The Clinton White House has issued a statement declaring Iowahawk and Ace Of Spades as enemies of the state.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 25, 2015 02:20 PM (litUU)

30 19
THIS is incredible.

http://tinyurl.com/pyml52a

Posted by: maddogg at February 25, 2015 02:18 PM (xWW96)

Awwww, so cute

http://tinyurl.com/ofr5ztx

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 25, 2015 02:20 PM (fWAjv)

31 >>Hillary could be the historic first president to wear a Life Alert for those "Help I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up!" moments.

Because there's a good chance it may happen while ol' Bill is a Underage Hooker Island (or whatever his friend Epstein calls it).

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2015 02:20 PM (lHHyw)

32 Should have been posted at 4:20.

Posted by: redsweater at February 25, 2015 02:20 PM (q5JWV)

33 Jesus. Are they prescribing ecstasy for joint pain now?

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2015 02:20 PM (dVmLD)

34 Yea, yea right. not going to happen.Posted by: wrg500 at February 25, 2015 02:19 PM (sgrzZ) You don't like naked models? Ewe queer???

Posted by: maddogg at February 25, 2015 02:20 PM (xWW96)

35 Hillary could be the historic first president to wear a Life Alert for those "Help I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up!" moments.

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Hillary, you contend you are qualified for the White House based on your terms as senator and secretary of state. My question is, where'[s the beef?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 25, 2015 02:20 PM (XUKZU)

36 In other news, Disney is bringing back Duck Tales

That would be awesome. I loved Duck Tales.

And Tail Spin.

And Darkwing Duck.

And Animaniacs (I know that wasn't Disney)

And Tiny Toons (Also: not Disney).

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 25, 2015 02:21 PM (kff5f)

37 Though...

Why would you pay for a plaid contract?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 25, 2015 02:21 PM (kff5f)

38
In other news, Disney is bringing back Duck Tales and YAAAAAY!

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Well.... I bet they're new and improved social justice Duck Tales with Mallards of Color and Gay Drakes.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 25, 2015 02:21 PM (NaV4z)

39 Duck Tales introduced me to the concept of inflation. We should make it mandatory viewing for all congress critters.

Posted by: Lauren at February 25, 2015 02:21 PM (MYCIw)

40 Chihuara�a

http://tinyurl.com/p25nmzn

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 25, 2015 02:21 PM (fWAjv)

41 Well, the snow storm has began - looking forward to the afternoon traffic!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2015 02:21 PM (lHHyw)

42 Everyone thought she was inevitable in 2008. Only time will tell.
Thanks for laugh, Ace!

Posted by: Carol at February 25, 2015 02:22 PM (sj3Ax)

43 Hoverround isn't free but you can get one " at no cost to YOU".

Posted by: steevy at February 25, 2015 02:22 PM (KETbL)

44 Hillary, you contend you are qualified for the White
House based on your terms as senator and secretary of state. My
question is, where'[s the beef?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 25, 2015 02:20 PM (XUKZU)

***************************
She went short on the cattle futures (ba-bomp).
I'll be in all week. Take care of your waiters and waitresses.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 25, 2015 02:22 PM (5f5bM)

45 O/T but it's cave-in time at the FCC http://tinyurl.com/mwfebny

Senior Republicans conceded on Tuesday that the grueling fight with
President Obama over the regulation of Internet service appears over,
with the president and an army of Internet activists victorious.

Posted by: Grover's at February 25, 2015 02:22 PM (j5GyP)

46 Posted by: maddogg at February 25, 2015 02:20 PM (xWW96

Maddogg, your a known BS'er and have EARNED a place on my link blacklist. lol.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 25, 2015 02:22 PM (sgrzZ)

47 We are supposed to get snow also. There goes all the milk and bread from the grocery shelves.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2015 02:23 PM (ntuyY)

48 36 In other news, Disney is bringing back Duck Tales

That would be awesome. I loved Duck Tales.

And Tail Spin.

And Darkwing Duck.

And Animaniacs (I know that wasn't Disney)

And Tiny Toons (Also: not Disney).

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 25, 2015 02:21 PM (kff5f)

Got a shitty tattoo of Dewey Duck on my groin/hip.

Young and dumb as hell.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 25, 2015 02:23 PM (fWAjv)

49 Terrible.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 25, 2015 02:23 PM (i55o+)

50 Just think of snow as fluffy rain.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2015 02:23 PM (Ae7K+)

51 Senior Republicans conceded on Tuesday that the grueling fight with
President Obama over the regulation of Internet service appears over,
with the president and an army of Internet activists victorious.

LALALA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LALALA!

*walks away singing Tiny Toons theme*

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 25, 2015 02:24 PM (kff5f)

52 Somebody bought the last Soggie action figure on E-Bay.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2015 02:24 PM (ntuyY)

53 Senior Republicans conceded on Tuesday that the grueling fight with
President Obama over the regulation of Internet service appears over,
with the president and an army of Internet activists victorious.

-
Fifty Shades of Orange.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 25, 2015 02:24 PM (XUKZU)

54 What am I even looking at with this?

Posted by: Lurkingestlurker at February 25, 2015 02:24 PM (k8xvx)

55 Seizure induced.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 25, 2015 02:24 PM (nFdGS)

56 42 She was inevitable in 2008 but than they found a new love,a person of color with an exotic sounding name.I still think to have a chance she has to come out as a lesbian.That will give her some cache otherwise she gets pushed aside for the younger more committed leftist.

Posted by: steevy at February 25, 2015 02:24 PM (KETbL)

57 @36 That would be awesome. I loved Duck Tales.

And Tail Spin.

And Darkwing Duck.

And Animaniacs (I know that wasn't Disney)

And Tiny Toons (Also: not Disney).
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Had a Latin Dance instructor who used the theme from Tail Spin as one of the songs we'd dance to.

Darkwing Duck was my favorite of the bunch.

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2015 02:24 PM (UWFpX)

58 Young and dumb as hell.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 25, 2015 02:23 PM (fWAjv)

That was dumb.

It should have been Gizmo-Duck.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 25, 2015 02:25 PM (kff5f)

59 Senior Republicans conceded on Tuesday that the grueling fight with

President Obama over the regulation of Internet service appears over,

with the president and an army of Internet activists victorious.

Posted by: Grover's at February 25, 2015 02:22 PM (j5GyP)

*****************
No, it just moves to the courts. I give it 50-50 that the courts will be able to delay the FCC past the end of the Obama Administration, so that President Walker can appoint Chairman Althouse to the FCC and kill the regulation.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 25, 2015 02:25 PM (5f5bM)

60 I've fallen and I can't get up.

"Take these two illicit caplets, and call me after the walker rave."

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2015 02:25 PM (dVmLD)

61 The truth, for me I think, is to stop drinking as well

RINO!

Posted by: Tru-Con! at February 25, 2015 02:25 PM (NF2Bf)

62 "Got a shitty tattoo of Dewey Duck on my groin/hip. "

That is hilarious.

Posted by: Lauren at February 25, 2015 02:25 PM (MYCIw)

63 That Hillary has more ass following her than the current First Wookie is hard to believe, but it's true. No 'hipster' is going to vote for a fossil.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at February 25, 2015 02:25 PM (74McK)

64 Darkwing Duck was my favorite of the bunch.

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2015 02:24 PM (UWFpX)

I am the terror that flaps in the night!
I am... obviously out of my trade-mark purple smoke.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 25, 2015 02:25 PM (kff5f)

65 And Darkwing Duck

I am the terror that quacks in the night.

I am the extra starch in your shorts

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 25, 2015 02:25 PM (Spluw)

66 Jesus Fucking Christ!Majorities in the House and Senate and we get nothing.

Posted by: steevy at February 25, 2015 02:25 PM (KETbL)

67
It is at once Hillary's theme song and a frightening look into Hector/ODB/ThGreatFires/W.A.R./Realism/MamaRevolution's mind, such as it is

Posted by: Lurkingestlurker at February 25, 2015 02:25 PM (k8xvx)

68 I scorn the fat people riding these things through the grocery store. They are always clogging up the snack food aisle.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 25, 2015 02:25 PM (VcOqI)

69 Shouldn't it be The Venereal Hillary?

Let's ask Huma.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 25, 2015 02:26 PM (litUU)

70 Grueling fight? Was there a disagreement on the quality of McConnell's dicksucking? I hate that sorry spineless son of a two bit whore.

Posted by: maddogg at February 25, 2015 02:26 PM (xWW96)

71 That's nice and everything, but one, who will be Hillary!'s designated driver on that thing?

And two, will the Secret Service be forced to ticket her for DWI?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 25, 2015 02:26 PM (+Fae7)

72 #66 Oh, we got something all right.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 25, 2015 02:26 PM (VcOqI)

73 Old Glory Robot Insurance - Because you are old and weak, and they are made out of metal and are strong.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet requests that whoever ticked off Elsa go and apologize right now! at February 25, 2015 02:26 PM (hLRSq)

74 When there's trouble you call DW.

Posted by: Lauren at February 25, 2015 02:27 PM (MYCIw)

75 so that President Walker can appoint Chairman Althouse to the FCC and kill the regulation.

He should appoint me. I'd be the shortest-tenured FCC Chairman in history.

Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 25, 2015 02:27 PM (kff5f)

76 People
People of color
Are the luckiest people in the world!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 25, 2015 02:27 PM (XUKZU)

77 Caesar - Althouse? Please. Country's degraded, but the shelves aren't *that* bare yet.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2015 02:27 PM (afQnV)

78 72 A stiff bone in the ass,the same we get with Dem majorities.

Posted by: steevy at February 25, 2015 02:27 PM (KETbL)

79 Senior Republicans conceded on Tuesday that the grueling fight with

President Obama over the regulation of Internet service appears over,

with the president and an army of Internet activists victorious.

----

Cave on amnesty. Check.
Cave on Affordable Care Act. Check.
Cave on Net Neutrality. Check.

Feck. The world needs more feck.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 25, 2015 02:27 PM (NaV4z)

80 I am the terror that flaps in the night.
I am the bad penny which always turns up!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 25, 2015 02:28 PM (kff5f)

81 4
The truth, for me I think,
is to stop drinking as well for that "quitting smoking" period because
alcohol surely drives the connection hard (strangely not coffee) and
weakens willpower.

Posted by: prescient11

When I smoked I had a cigarette in one hand and a beer in the other.
I quit drinking and smoking at the same time, cold turkey.

I'll have a drink every now and them but I don't drink like I used to.

"A man has got to know his limits."

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at February 25, 2015 02:28 PM (74McK)

82 Scott Walker has yet to be heard from.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 25, 2015 02:28 PM (VcOqI)

83 After watching that, I feel like I've lost the will to live.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 25, 2015 02:28 PM (i55o+)

84 @64 I am the terror that flaps in the night!
I am... obviously out of my trade-mark purple smoke.
------------------------

Lets get dangerous.

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2015 02:28 PM (UWFpX)

85 62 "Got a shitty tattoo of Dewey Duck on my groin/hip. "

That is hilarious.
Posted by: Lauren at February 25, 2015 02:25 PM (MYCIw)

Yeah yeah. At least he has a beer keg on his shoulder and a frosty mug in his hand.

Well, really doesn't make it better. But at least it isn't where folks can see it.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 25, 2015 02:28 PM (fWAjv)

86 When there's trouble you call DW.

Dale Waltrip?

Posted by: wrg500 at February 25, 2015 02:28 PM (sgrzZ)

87 We've had 102 inches of snow in Boston this winter. 6 inches will put this as snowiest ever.

Posted by: Carol at February 25, 2015 02:28 PM (sj3Ax)

88 It's 3 a.m. and I can't get up.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 25, 2015 02:29 PM (VcOqI)

89 Well, really doesn't make it better. But at least it isn't where folks can see it.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 25, 2015 02:28 PM (fWAjv)

Never get a tattoo which you'll be embarrassed to explain at age 40.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 25, 2015 02:29 PM (kff5f)

90 Bonus clip of peeping Harry Reid checking out the local daycare included.

Posted by: flounder at February 25, 2015 02:29 PM (FHh8u)

91 @64 I am the terror that flaps in the night!

I flap whenever I can.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 25, 2015 02:30 PM (sgrzZ)

92 Darkwing Duck rules.

Now to get Rescue Rangers brought back as well.

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at February 25, 2015 02:30 PM (mf5HN)

93 We're tiny, we're toony
We're all a little loony
And in this
Cartoon-y
We're invading your TV!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 25, 2015 02:30 PM (kff5f)

94 Our house is full of animaniacs and pinky and the brain crap all signed by the voice actors. Wife worked for WB, so we know them all. I live with it every day. And Disney and other WB. Used to know most of the animators too, and still friends with family.

Life size
http://tinyurl.com/q25ca6p

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 25, 2015 02:30 PM (sH832)

95 "Country's degraded, but the shelves aren't *that* bare yet. "
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You want to see the largest simultaneous lefty-pants-crap in history? Rush Limbaugh

Posted by: irright at February 25, 2015 02:30 PM (aSKRB)

96 Our house is full of animaniacs and pinky and the brain crap all signed by the voice actors. Wife worked for WB, so we know them all. I live with it every day

Can I come over?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 25, 2015 02:31 PM (kff5f)

97 I'd be the shortest-tenured FCC Chairman in history.

There is a precedent. We did manage to kill the CAB in 1978 and ICC in 1995, with Democrat support. This internet thing may get so controversial that we could attract some Democrats to kill the FCC.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 25, 2015 02:31 PM (5f5bM)

98 "Grueling". Seriously? Tell me that story came from the Onion.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 25, 2015 02:31 PM (5buP8)

99
>>>Never get a tattoo which you'll be embarrassed to explain at age 40.

Which is all of them

Posted by: Bigby's Invisible Hand at February 25, 2015 02:31 PM (3ZtZW)

100 Imagine how much larger Hillary's cankles and ass will become once she is scootering around the White House.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at February 25, 2015 02:31 PM (oDCMR)

101 Now, now there. Let's wait and see what the GOP majorities do when they are actually sworn in.

Oh.

Now, now there. The courts will save us. You know, the supreme branch, which now substitutes for the accountable, political branch formerly known as Congress. Because the courts have so clearly safeguarded the constitution and common sense for all these years.

Oh.

OK, OK. Calm down. No "outrage" - that bespeaks extremism, or emotion - or was it understanding and perspective and seriousness? - hell it gets confusing. The courts would never, seeing the Congress fund the absurdly illegal executive actions per the administration request, hide behind the political doctrine and mumble "hey, if Congress funds it after pretending to oppose it, then we're not going to stop it".

Oh.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2015 02:32 PM (afQnV)

102 Senior Republicans conceded on Tuesday that the grueling fight with President Obama over the regulation of Internet service appears over,

What fight? This was on an EO, right? Can't Congress set aside regulations by agencies?

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 25, 2015 02:32 PM (Spluw)

103 It's 3 a.m. and Bill's missing again.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 25, 2015 02:32 PM (VcOqI)

104 If I ever had gotten a tattoo, it would have been Donald. That at least would still be ok. Luckily, I avoided such pitfalls. Much better to have the real thing hanging on my walls.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 25, 2015 02:32 PM (sH832)

105
>>>Now to get Rescue Rangers brought back as well.

Invader Zim FTW

Posted by: Bigby's Invisible Hand at February 25, 2015 02:32 PM (3ZtZW)

106 Suck gas, evildoer!

Posted by: Darkwing Duck at February 25, 2015 02:32 PM (VAsIq)

107 >>so that President Walker can appoint Chairman Althouse to the FCC and kill the regulation.

Isn't that exactly what this move is designed to prevent?

Just like amnesty, it's to protect Democrats and ensure them a permanent victory.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2015 02:32 PM (lHHyw)

108 Which is all of them

Posted by: Bigby's Invisible Hand at February 25, 2015 02:31 PM (3ZtZW)

Reason #3 that I'm tattoo free.

Reason #2 is that I hate needles.

Reason #1 is that my dad would kill me if I ever got one.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 25, 2015 02:32 PM (kff5f)

109 , "Disney is bringing back Duck Tales"

Bring back the Nazi Duck Bombers!

Posted by: Meremortal at February 25, 2015 02:33 PM (1Y+hH)

110 Never get a tattoo which you'll be embarrassed to explain at age 40.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 25, 2015 02:29 PM (kff5f)

Only one person I had/have to explain it to.

She didn't really sugarcoat her response. But whattaya gonna do.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 25, 2015 02:33 PM (fWAjv)

111 Re-Elect President Soros

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 25, 2015 02:33 PM (VcOqI)

112 Baloo! Let me back in the Sea Duck, you sick bastard!

Posted by: Kit Cloudkicker at February 25, 2015 02:33 PM (VAsIq)

113 Can I haz Hoppity Hooper?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2015 02:33 PM (ntuyY)

114 Caesar - Althouse? Please. Country's degraded, but the shelves aren't *that* bare yet.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2015 02:27 PM (afQnV)

****************
I was going with a Wisconsin lawyer. How about Chairman Drudge?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 25, 2015 02:33 PM (5f5bM)

115 No 'hipster' is going to vote for a fossil.

They will if the alternative means voting Republican.
That's really un-hip is it not?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 25, 2015 02:34 PM (W5DcG)

116 I feel just a little guilty about laughing at this. But mostly giddy.
The mocking of this hag shouldn't stop.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 25, 2015 02:34 PM (N9CcE)

117 What's Rinse Pubis going to do about this Scott Walker guy? I'm thinking he better get on the horn w/his mole in the IRS.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 25, 2015 02:34 PM (5buP8)

118 Our house is full of animaniacs and pinky and the brain crap all signed by the voice actors. Wife worked for WB, so we know them all. I live with it every day. And Disney and other WB. Used to know most of the animators too, and still friends with family.

Life size
http://tinyurl.com/q25ca6p
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 25, 2015 02:30 PM (sH832)

I am. So happy. For you.

By which I mean I think I just came up with some whole new words with what I called you in my head.

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at February 25, 2015 02:34 PM (mf5HN)

119 She was inevitable in 200816 but than they found a new love, a fake person of color with a~~n exotic sounding name~~Harvard Faculty Lounge pedigree. I still think to have a chance she has to come out as a lesbian. That will give her some cache otherwise she gets pushed aside for the slightly younger much more committed leftist.
Posted by: steevy at February 25, 2015 02:24 PM

FIFY

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 25, 2015 02:35 PM (h4vJk)

120 It's 3 a.m. and I don't know who the fuck I am.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 25, 2015 02:35 PM (VcOqI)

121

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 25, 2015 02:35 PM (h4vJk)

122 Ahh ain't know ways tiii--rrred.

Posted by: Kentucky Fried Hillary at February 25, 2015 02:35 PM (PvZ8F)

123 *whew*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 25, 2015 02:35 PM (h4vJk)

124 Doood,
Flashback trigger warning next time please.

Posted by: DaveA at February 25, 2015 02:35 PM (DL2i+)

125 Bring back Captain Planet dammit!

Just so I can channel my hate of Ma-Ti.

Damn little pussy ass bitch. WTF is 'heart' power!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 25, 2015 02:35 PM (fWAjv)

126 Can I haz Hoppity Hooper?

That's the one thing that the Ward family hasn't done something with yet. They're not interested in ever producing anything since Jay's passing, but they'll sell the rights to a studio to fuck up.

Nice folks though, I had El Pollo Loco with them once. It's right next to their offices.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 25, 2015 02:35 PM (sH832)

127 I wonder what dessicated fossil the Republican Establishment will run against her to guarantee her election.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2015 02:36 PM (ntuyY)

128 @102 What fight? This was on an EO, right? Can't Congress set aside regulations by agencies?
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Yeah, but it requires an override of the inevitable veto. Might be doable with some work. But so far as I can tell Boehner and McConnell don't appear to want to actually work right now...

Part of the problem is that the FCC appears to be refusing to let *anyone* know what's in the upcoming regs. Drudge had (and might still have) a headline about the FCC head refusing to appear before Congress. I don't think you can set aside a regulation until you know what the regulation actually is.

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2015 02:36 PM (UWFpX)

129 Flashback trigger warning next time please.

I know, right?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 25, 2015 02:36 PM (sH832)

130 It's 3 a.m. - Do you know where your husband is?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2015 02:37 PM (lHHyw)

131 **opens one eye**

"Shit... Its 3:00 AM".

**smiles**

**pours a water glass of bourbon**

"On second thought..... I could get used to this."

Posted by: Hillary!!! at February 25, 2015 02:37 PM (NaV4z)

132 You were lucky this time, RMBS, but I got my eye on you.

Posted by: The Barrel at February 25, 2015 02:37 PM (LA7Cm)

133 Young and dumb as hell.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA

That was dumb.
It should have been Gizmo-Duck.
Posted by: AllenG

Disco. Disco Duck.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2015 02:37 PM (O5IOQ)

134 It's 3 a.m.???? Tell the ambassador I'm fucking out or something.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 25, 2015 02:38 PM (VcOqI)

135 Hey let's see what a reporter who covers the House for Roll Call says:

Matt Fuller @MEPFuller 9m9 minutes ago
A fun thing to do: Ask a House Republican what's going to happen on the DHS bill ("I don't know"), then ask on background ("We'll cave").

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 25, 2015 02:38 PM (ZPrif)

136 Young and dumb as hell.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA

That was dumb.
It should have been Gizmo-Duck.
Posted by: AllenG

Disco. Disco Duck.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2015 02:37 PM (O5IOQ)

Nah. The Ruptured Duck.

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2015 02:39 PM (UWFpX)

137 Speaking of Chip 'n' Dale's Rescue Rangers:
http://snipurl.com/29q99i3

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 25, 2015 02:39 PM (VAsIq)

138 Diabetes.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 25, 2015 02:40 PM (WvS3w)

139 Didn't they do a Bullwinkle Movie?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2015 02:40 PM (ntuyY)

140 It's 3 a.m.???? Tell the ambassador I'm fucking out or something.

It's 3 a.m.???? Tell the ambassador I'm out fucking something.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 25, 2015 02:40 PM (YEelc)

141 135

The sad thing is, it's no mystery.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 25, 2015 02:40 PM (sgrzZ)

142 Reason #3 that I'm tattoo free.
Reason #2 is that I hate needles.
Posted by: AllenG

Reason #1 See reason #2.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2015 02:40 PM (O5IOQ)

143 It's 3 a.m. Someone change my damned Depends!!!!!!!

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 25, 2015 02:40 PM (VcOqI)

144 House full of amnesiacs?

Posted by: I forgot at February 25, 2015 02:40 PM (W5DcG)

145 137 Speaking of Chip 'n' Dale's Rescue Rangers:
http://snipurl.com/29q99i3

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 25, 2015 02:39 PM (VAsIq)

LMAO. Knew it was going to be that.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 25, 2015 02:41 PM (fWAjv)

146 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 25, 2015 02:32 PM (kff5f)

It was highly.... suggested... that I not get any tattoo's by certain people in the Navy...

something about identifying marks...

and by the time I retired.... I was way past it...

Posted by: BB Wolf at February 25, 2015 02:42 PM (qh617)

147 Who answered the 3 AM phone call from Ambassador Stevens?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2015 02:42 PM (ntuyY)

148 It's 3 a.m. and Vince Foster's ghost is in my bedroom.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 25, 2015 02:42 PM (VcOqI)

149 105

Invader Zim FTW

Posted by: Bigby's Invisible Hand at February 25, 2015 02:32 PM (3ZtZW)

Word.

Posted by: Big McLargehuge at February 25, 2015 02:42 PM (u9OP6)

150
Heh,,,, What difference, at this point, does it make?1/1/!?!1!?1/1??

I'm ready!!111!!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 25, 2015 02:42 PM (HSmrB)

151 Speaking of wonderful cartoons from the 90s, any Eek the Cat fans out there?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 25, 2015 02:42 PM (VAsIq)

152 I wonder what dessicated fossil the Republican Establishment will run against her to guarantee her election.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Bob Dole says Bob Dole is tanned, rested and ready.
-Bob Dole

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2015 02:42 PM (O5IOQ)

153 I'd write a note of appreciation to the IT Dept for protecting me from this video, but that's sort of like an admission that I'm using the network for not-work, isn't it?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at February 25, 2015 02:42 PM (/kI1Q)

154 136 Young and dumb as hell.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA

That was dumb.
It should have been Gizmo-Duck.
Posted by: AllenG

Disco. Disco Duck.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2015 02:37 PM (O5IOQ)

Nah. The Ruptured Duck.

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2015 02:39 PM (UWFpX)

Yer all lame...

Posted by: Howard, the Duck at February 25, 2015 02:43 PM (qh617)

155 LMAO. Knew it was going to be that.
Posted by: RWC

I hope it was a good version--I'm at work, and can't really test any of the videos before I link 'em.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 25, 2015 02:43 PM (VAsIq)

156
For Hillary just attach a chair to 4 Roombas. Works like a charm.

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 25, 2015 02:43 PM (iQIUe)

157 For Hillary just attach a chair to 4 Roombas. Works like a charm.
Posted by: Bruce J. at February 25, 2015 02:43 PM (iQIUe)

I kind of think we need to do this at the next NoVaMoMee.

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at February 25, 2015 02:44 PM (mf5HN)

158 For Hillary just attach a chair to 4 Roombas. Works like a charm.

---

We're gonna need a bigger Roomba.

Posted by: Roy Scheider at February 25, 2015 02:44 PM (VAsIq)

159 So what was the entire point about real rethugs versus purity? And how the tea party supposedly killed the republic? They aren't doing a goddam thing.
They are becoming adept at killing off primary challengers, and weaning themselves off of the peasants and moving toward big donors.

Defund the FCC, idiots. Are they going to put up barriers around TV stations?

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 25, 2015 02:45 PM (Spluw)

160 97
There is a precedent. We did manage to kill the CAB in 1978 and ICC in 1995, with Democrat support. This internet thing may get so controversial that we could attract some Democrats to kill the FCC.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 25, 2015 02:31 PM (5f5bM)

Yeah, but how many Repubicans really want to kill the FCC?

Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2015 02:45 PM (zoehZ)

161 It's too bad that when that witch did fall, she got back up.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 25, 2015 02:45 PM (VcOqI)

162 It's 3 a.m. If John Kerry calls one more time, tell him he'll be given a permanent detail in Benghazi.

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2015 02:45 PM (dVmLD)

163 136 Young and dumb as hell.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA

That was dumb.
It should have been Gizmo-Duck.
Posted by: AllenG

Disco. Disco Duck.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2015 02:37 PM (O5IOQ)

Nah. The Ruptured Duck.

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2015 02:39 PM (UWFpX)

Yer all lame...Posted by: Howard, the Duck at February 25, 2015 02:43 PM (qh617) What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: The Chicken at February 25, 2015 02:45 PM (k8xvx)

164 I kind of think we need to do this at the next NoVaMoMee.

Well you'll only require the one, so...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at February 25, 2015 02:46 PM (DT3rQ)

165
Pinky and the Bran ftw!

Posted by: Lurkingestlurker at February 25, 2015 02:46 PM (k8xvx)

166 It's 3 a.m. and Vince Foster's ghost is in my bedroom.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 25, 2015 02:42 PM

Expect the ghost of Ambassador Stevens when the clock strikes 4:00!

Posted by: Jacob Marley with a large bottle of Nurse MacReady's Surgical Bruise Lotion at February 25, 2015 02:46 PM (h4vJk)

167 network for not-work,

network, notwork, nutwork

Posted by: DaveA at February 25, 2015 02:47 PM (DL2i+)

168 My favorite cartoons were Ren and Stempy. Gross, and funny.

Posted by: maddogg at February 25, 2015 02:47 PM (xWW96)

169 Pinky and the Bran ftw!

One's constipated, the other's insane.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 25, 2015 02:47 PM (YEelc)

170
Yeah, but how many Repubicans really want to kill the FCC?

Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2015 02:45 PM (zoehZ)

Yep....

Most of the Republicans in DC, are Statists...

They WANT the State to have more power... they just want to be the ones in charge of said power.

Posted by: Wolf, Big Bad, 1 ea. at February 25, 2015 02:47 PM (qh617)

171 Never get a tattoo which you'll be embarrassed to explain at age 40.

The last time I was funemployed I'd work out at the Y in the afternoons when it was less crowded and the locker room would be full of Silver Sneakers showering after swimming (yes I know you don't wear sneakers to swim) and letting it all hang down and let's just say the post-menopausal get tattoos, too.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at February 25, 2015 02:47 PM (/kI1Q)

172
Hey hows about a little love here??

Posted by: Disco Duck at February 25, 2015 02:47 PM (HSmrB)

173 Omg that is funny. In a really sick kind of way. I like it.

Posted by: small town girl, crusader at February 25, 2015 02:48 PM (OG7NC)

174 Yeah, but how many Repubicans really want to kill the FCC?

Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2015 02:45 PM (zoehZ)

******************
If we can get the ones who can stick their finger in the wind and see which way it's blowing, that should be enough.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 25, 2015 02:48 PM (5f5bM)

175 "We're gonna need a bigger Roomba.

Posted by: Roy Scheider"

Heh. Just learned yesterday that he completely made up that line, impromptu, while filming. It wasn't in the script.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 25, 2015 02:48 PM (LA7Cm)

176
Dems won't go for Hildabeast or Fauxahantas...too much wealth and #WhitePrivilege

They'll choose a little known unvetted socialist of color.... probably that guy Castro from S.A...
The media will use same strategy as in 2008...vague hope and change b.s., softball questions, fluff articles and look at those racist misogynist rethuglikans...and it might just work again because most Americans are f*cking idiots when it comes to politics.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 25, 2015 02:48 PM (enNrR)

177 Groovy, man.

Posted by: Zombie Ravi Shankar at February 25, 2015 02:48 PM (ppaKI)

178 Yeah, but how many Repubicans really want to kill the FCC?
----

*squints*

Posted by: Moron Horde, sharpening knife at February 25, 2015 02:49 PM (VAsIq)

179 something about identifying marks...

"Faux-tribal tramp stamp" really isn't going to single you out too much. I'm just sayin'.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at February 25, 2015 02:49 PM (/kI1Q)

180 I kind of think we need to do this at the next NoVaMoMee.
Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at February 25, 2015 02:44 PM

Y'all need to come up here for a NEMoMee. We can ride the roombas around Louisburg Sq. then ring John Kerry's doorbell at 3:00 am and run.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 25, 2015 02:49 PM (h4vJk)

181 Historic 1st womyn prezzy.
Historic 1st lezzy prezzy.

It's two, two, two Historic 1steses in one.

Posted by: Hank at February 25, 2015 02:49 PM (4NelN)

182 We nee to build the Flavian Amphitheater in D.C. They could have fights to the death between various teams of bureaucrats or simply feed them to the kittehs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2015 02:49 PM (ntuyY)

183 then ring John Kerry's doorbell at 3:00 am and run.

I have a yard full of dog poop I am happy to donate to the cause.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at February 25, 2015 02:50 PM (/kI1Q)

184
Ren and Stimpy, one of my favorite episodes.
http://tinyurl.com/nhkkppk

Posted by: maddogg at February 25, 2015 02:51 PM (xWW96)

185 I have a yard full of dog poop I am happy to donate to the cause.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at February 25, 2015 02:50 PM

LOL! I almost added that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 25, 2015 02:51 PM (h4vJk)

186 *ragetwitches on the ground at the FCC stuff*

NO CONGRESS'S HANDS AREN'T TIED YOU COWARDLY POLAR BEAR TAINT LICKERS!

YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO EXERCISE YOUR AUTHORITY AND THUS YOU WILL DELEGATE AWAY EVERYTHING BECAUSE HEY ACCOUNTABILITY IS FOR CHUMPS AND I NEED MORE CAPS AND ARRRGGGHHH

*ragetwitches moar*

Posted by: alexthechick - Jazz Hands Gojira at February 25, 2015 02:51 PM (mf5HN)

187 Y'all need to come up here for a NEMoMee. We can ride the roombas around Louisburg Sq. then ring John Kerry's doorbell at 3:00 am and run.

----

Dangerous game. Remember, Kerry's a thoroughbred--he can run for days.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 25, 2015 02:51 PM (VAsIq)

188 187 He would Ketchup.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2015 02:52 PM (ntuyY)

189 "*ragetwitches moar* "

*Puff.....glug.....puff......glug*

Posted by: Johnny "Cheeto" Boner at February 25, 2015 02:53 PM (LA7Cm)

190
@169 Blanco:
1. Almost got hot coffee on monitor.
2. I blame the malfunctioning keyboard for that typo, yesssss. <shiftyeyes>

Posted by: Lurkingestlurker at February 25, 2015 02:53 PM (k8xvx)

191 You couldn't pile enough shit on the GOP to make me say STOP! To quote Dennis Green, "They are who we thought they were."
Man, I can't tell you how many fliers I got in the mail the past 2 years saying how there's only one way to stop the Obama agenda, and that's elect Republicans (don't forget to send money, bitch!)

Now look.

Show me the win. Show me 1 win.

Words, not deeds. That's how they roll.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 25, 2015 02:53 PM (XmOA9)

192 Dangerous game. Remember, Kerry's a thoroughbred--he can run for days.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 25, 2015 02:51 PM

With all the cobblestones up there, he'd break a leg right out of the gate.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 25, 2015 02:53 PM (h4vJk)

193 Looks like ol' Wilford Brimley gots the shakes. Probably too much Colonial Penn Oatmeal Laxative.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 25, 2015 02:53 PM (ppaKI)

194 I would watch Darkwing Duck. I don't care how old I am. I would sit around in my PJs and eat sugary cereal out of a giant bowl while watching Darkwing Duck.

Posted by: San Francisco Alex at February 25, 2015 02:54 PM (OiH3z)

195 Walker/Cruz 2016. I pray that God keeps them and their families safe.

Posted by: jmel at February 25, 2015 02:55 PM (cfFqn)

196 I saw Cowardly Polar Bear Taint Lickers open for Indigo Girls at Hancher Auditorium.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at February 25, 2015 02:55 PM (/kI1Q)

197 What are we going to do tonight, Brain?

Posted by: Pinky at February 25, 2015 02:55 PM (QzCjE)

198 I can think of a few.

ELO's "Evil Woman" for starters.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 25, 2015 02:55 PM (7ObY1)

199 188
He couldn't cut the mustard. But, he might relish the try.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 25, 2015 02:55 PM (sgrzZ)

200 Nah. The Ruptured Duck.
Posted by: junior

Yer all lame...Posted by: Howard, the Duck

What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: The Chicken

The ruptured duck.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2015 02:56 PM (O5IOQ)

201 I saw Cowardly Polar Bear Taint Lickers open for Indigo Girls at Hancher Auditorium.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at February 25, 2015 02:55 PM

My town has a liquor store called Bunghole Liquors.

Yes. They have t-shirts.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 25, 2015 02:56 PM (h4vJk)

202 So forgotten

Posted by: the AFLAC Duck at February 25, 2015 02:57 PM (sgrzZ)

203 199

Mayo we outta knock this off before we find ourselves in a pickle.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 25, 2015 02:57 PM (LA7Cm)

204 Show me the win. Show me 1 win. Words, not deeds. That's how they roll.
Posted by: OneEyedJack

Sadly, I knew that this was utter shit. Ruth Bader Ginsburg, A card-carrying ACLU lawyer that argued before SCOTUS, was confirmed by a rethuglickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkan Senate during bubba II.

They wouldn't stop this crap then. Can you imagine what will replace her? And they will replace her before 2016. And these clowns will do it again, and tell us the same lie.

Let's play compare to dems running the House and Senate 2007-2009 to now.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 25, 2015 02:57 PM (Spluw)

205 What, you never heard of Beaver Liquors in CO?

Posted by: Infidel at February 25, 2015 02:57 PM (Z1SI2)

206 203
Tabasco first.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 25, 2015 02:58 PM (sgrzZ)

207 203

I think we can go for 57 varieties of pun.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 25, 2015 02:58 PM (h4vJk)

208 Kerry doesn't want to be President.

There's no place to park a yacht at the WH

Posted by: Garrett at February 25, 2015 02:58 PM (QzCjE)

209 So speaking of tattoos, I did not realize this, but Coptic Christians are very easy to recognize in Egypt/Libya because they have small crosses tattooed on their wrists as children.

Apparently when ISIS raided the construction village looking for Christians, they simply pulled out anyone with the tattoo.

Posted by: Lauren at February 25, 2015 02:58 PM (MYCIw)

210 When she needs her blood changed out, does she go on trips to find virgins?

I mean, not like most everything in her world has not been tapped out.

And is that going to be a world tour?

Posted by: first and last at February 25, 2015 02:58 PM (xrURQ)

211 What are we going to do tonight, Brain?
Posted by: Pinky
-----

The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to make funny comments on AoSHQ so liquid shoots out of people's noses!

Posted by: The Brain at February 25, 2015 02:59 PM (VAsIq)

212 Yer all lame...Posted by: Howard, the Duck at February 25, 2015 02:43 PM (qh617) What am I, chopped liver? Posted by: The Chicken at February 25, 2015 02:45 PM (k8xvx)

Ah say, Ah say, hey boy. (Pay attention when ah'm a-talkin' to ya, son). Boy's 'bout as sharp as a bowlin' bawl.

Posted by: Foghorn leghorn at February 25, 2015 03:00 PM (CzJOg)

213
No love for The Tick?

Who are you people?

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2015 03:00 PM (Ae7K+)

214 The GOP is almost making me lose my appetite for Scott Walker.

Because Walker could be the Death Dealer and all, and then these schlubs would sell him out for time on Meet the Press.

Posted by: blaster at February 25, 2015 03:00 PM (Rx8ML)

215 Let's play compare to dems running the House and Senate 2007-2009 to now.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 25, 2015 02:57 PM (Spluw)

Let's not. Because they know how to wield power.
They do it when they're in the majority, and now, they've got GOP so used to being bitch they're doing it in minority.

Where the hell is US Grant when you need him?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 25, 2015 03:00 PM (XmOA9)

216 When I go to the gym, with all that exposed flesh, it seems like I'm the last person in the world with no tattoos.

But I like being a non-conformist.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 25, 2015 03:01 PM (7ObY1)

217 I'm thirsty.

Posted by: Tree of Liberty at February 25, 2015 03:02 PM (CzJOg)

218 "Because Walker could be the Death Dealer and all, and then these schlubs would sell him out for time on Meet the Press. "

Walker would have to be up their asses every goddam day to keep them from caving in and rolling over. Every day.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 25, 2015 03:02 PM (LA7Cm)

219 Where the hell is US Grant when you need him?

Sitting inside a slot machine at Choctaw Casino.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2015 03:02 PM (O5IOQ)

220 Dirty Harry the Pederast just Tweeted:"The Majority Leader and I have had a number of good discussions. We have agreed on the way forward for a clean Homeland Security funding bill."

Translated: Agent Orange is gonna need some PrepH and a Vicodin washed down with a really nice Merlot tonight.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 25, 2015 03:03 PM (5buP8)

221 Anyone see that story on Drudge about the ancient Buddha statue that was found to contain a mummy?

Cool. And weird. Weirdly cool.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 25, 2015 03:03 PM (7ObY1)

222 Breaker one-nine. I've fallen and can't get up. Come back.

Posted by: Rubber Duck at February 25, 2015 03:03 PM (dVmLD)

223 'Look to the West, Little Wooden Boy!'

Posted by: Garrett at February 25, 2015 03:03 PM (QzCjE)

224 "Breaker one-nine. I've fallen and can't get up. Come back."

10-4 good buddy, what's your 20?

Posted by: The Snowman at February 25, 2015 03:05 PM (LA7Cm)

225 How can the Majority Leader in the House not have talked to the Majority Leader in the Senate for 2 freekin weeks?!

They don't talk strategy, they don't get their party's goals consistent from one chamber to the other, they don't share talking points to stay on message.

Fucking amateurs! Worse than D league.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 25, 2015 03:05 PM (XmOA9)

226 I didn't get the video, either.
but I hear that when he gets a bit older, Bill will wanting to be ordering a Whorveround.

Posted by: mallfly at February 25, 2015 03:05 PM (bJm7W)

227 How can the Majority Leader in the House not have talked to the Majority Leader in the Senate for 2 freekin weeks?! They don't talk strategy, they don't get their party's goals consistent from one chamber to the other, they don't share talking points to stay on message. Fucking amateurs! Worse than D league.
Posted by: OneEyedJack

Who says that they haven't? And why would they? That would increase the chances of success. Both of them want this.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 25, 2015 03:06 PM (Spluw)

228 Just got back from grocery shopping. It's getting really expensive.

Posted by: Soona at February 25, 2015 03:07 PM (/HX7u)

229 re 220: the word Judenrat comes to mind.

Posted by: mallfly at February 25, 2015 03:07 PM (bJm7W)

230 nood sex.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2015 03:08 PM (O5IOQ)

231 Who say's they haven't?

In a previous post there's a quote from Boehner saying he hadn't talked to McConnell in two weeks. So right from the horses ass, as it were.

But you are most likely right about the second part.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 25, 2015 03:09 PM (XmOA9)

232 re 208: Kerry might not want to be president because he doesn't want to be the fall guy for all the fails of the past half dozen years.

Posted by: mallfly at February 25, 2015 03:09 PM (bJm7W)

233 No love for The Tick?
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Spoooooon!!!!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 25, 2015 03:12 PM (VAsIq)

234 I was thinking "lips are moving" by Megyn Trainor for the Hillary Themesong.

Posted by: Carl at February 25, 2015 03:13 PM (2MLpG)

235 new thread, if you were wondering where everyone disappeared to.

Posted by: mallfly at February 25, 2015 03:15 PM (bJm7W)

236 That was creepy, but the the hoveround jumping the moon was a fucking riot.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2015 03:18 PM (FMbng)

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