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Bill Nye, the Anti-Semitism Guy: Man Those Jews Might Not Have to Flee From One Country to Another If They Would Just Get To Actually Know Their "Neighbors"
I'm not exactly certain that's the right way to take his statement. But I have trouble seeing any other interpretation.
Bill Nye doesn't think the Jews of Europe should flee to Israel. So what's his proposed alternative? Well they should just start getting to know their neighbors instead of, I suppose, being all clannish and Jew-y. People seem to just really have a problem with Jews. Especially the "science" lovers. Communism and Naziism were "scientific" polities, you know. Via Hot Air.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JEM at February 23, 2015 12:47 PM (o+SC1)
Anne Frank and 6 million of her closest friends not available for comment.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2015 12:49 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Knower Of All Approximate Knowledge Now and In The Future at February 23, 2015 12:50 PM (HkNlg)
Posted by: Bill Nye at February 23, 2015 12:50 PM (hlbmD)
Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye, the thanks bye guy at February 23, 2015 12:50 PM (ucB75)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 23, 2015 12:50 PM (ZPrif)
Share the wealth, let the gentile people have a taste of the sweetness from time to time.
Posted by: Juston Leesun at February 23, 2015 12:50 PM (+uSF7)
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 23, 2015 12:51 PM (A98Xu)
He's a no-nothing who has fallen into a lucrative career of pretending that his uber-rational schtick is actual knowledge.
This time he went so far astray that it is impossible to cover for him.
I wonder if his knowledge of climate science is as profound as his knowledge of Jewish history and religion?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at February 23, 2015 12:52 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 23, 2015 12:52 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: jwest at February 23, 2015 12:52 PM (9ZZd+)
The "Science Guy" was a character Nye created for a local sketch comedy group in Seattle.
Having him on TV explaining all of Science is like having Adam Sandler on to explain Opera since, you know, he was The Opera Man.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 23, 2015 12:52 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Heralder at February 23, 2015 12:52 PM (/Mxso)
100% of Hamassholes agree!
Posted by: Feh at February 23, 2015 12:52 PM (q9mLf)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 23, 2015 12:52 PM (4oSLk)
Posted by: Neil Disgrace Tyson at February 23, 2015 12:52 PM (t8sr/)
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2015 12:52 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Garrett at February 23, 2015 12:53 PM (DnIZ2)
Posted by: blaster at February 23, 2015 12:53 PM (Rx8ML)
The leftists really do think the biggest problem is that there are too many of the wrong people alive.
Posted by: RoyalOil at February 23, 2015 12:53 PM (ZvKdv)
He doesn't seem very intelligent.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 23, 2015 12:53 PM (g1DWB)
You know, pogroms. Holocaust. Can't go to public school in France....
Posted by: blaster at February 23, 2015 12:54 PM (Rx8ML)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 23, 2015 12:54 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 23, 2015 12:54 PM (XrGnJ)
Posted by: 0302 at February 23, 2015 12:54 PM (N6eLE)
Posted by: Javems at February 23, 2015 12:54 PM (AYQjf)
Posted by: blaster at February 23, 2015 12:54 PM (Rx8ML)
Bill Nye. Mechanical engineer. Went to Sidwell Friends before attending Cornell.
Bout right.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 23, 2015 12:55 PM (iVjJr)
Posted by: Bill Nye the Nazi Science Guy at February 23, 2015 12:55 PM (GrXXa)
What a difference between Bill the actor-not-scientist Science guy and Mike Rowe (covered this weekend on the blog).
Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2015 12:55 PM (lHHyw)
"But their neighbors were burning down the Jews' businesses, lynching them and murdering them."
"Well, it might take a hundred years, but if they has just been a little more friendly and less Jew-y, the atrocities would have lessened and eventually stopped."
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2015 12:55 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 23, 2015 12:55 PM (ZPrif)
But yeah, clearly it's the Joooooos who are the problem.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 23, 2015 12:55 PM (Fnyc2)
And those little hats to cover our horns.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at February 23, 2015 12:55 PM (Zu3d9)
What on Earth qualifies him? Because 15 years ago he had a low-rated children's show that tried to emulate Mr. Wizard?
Posted by: McAdams at February 23, 2015 12:55 PM (3WYDb)
Posted by: Bill Nye the Pogrom Guy at February 23, 2015 12:56 PM (DnIZ2)
Posted by: jwest at February 23, 2015 12:56 PM (9ZZd+)
Oh come on now, everyone knows that the Shape shifters cause global warming. All them yarmulke's absorb heat, causing the joos to sweat and breathe heavily, which in turn leads to increased CO2 being exhaled into the atmosphere. It's Science!
- Bill Nye
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 23, 2015 12:56 PM (6n332)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 23, 2015 12:56 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Bill Nie duh Science-y Guy at February 23, 2015 12:56 PM (7ObY1)
Mr. Nye when was the last time the neighbors of the Joos stuck out against them?
Don't you people ever listen to the words flowing out of your mouths/assholes?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 23, 2015 12:56 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at February 23, 2015 12:57 PM (iVjJr)
He literally was a knock-off Doc Brown, with about as much actual scientific training.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 23, 2015 12:57 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: jwest at February 23, 2015 12:56 PM
All in favor of yellow stars raise your hands
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 23, 2015 12:57 PM (vPh3W)
and why would they move here?
Posted by: wrg500 at February 23, 2015 12:57 PM (sgrzZ)
----
so... the entire leftosphere points to Nye as a "scientist"....but.....
Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2015 12:57 PM (NaV4z)
Bout right.
Posted by: Golfman in NC
Forget about the Bohemian Grove, the Skull and Bones, or the Bilderbergers: it's the
Sidwell Friends Cabal
that secretly controls everything.
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2015 12:57 PM (K4YiS)
But Joo Hater ? I don't see it. Nye just wants the victim to shut up, take his lumps, and not make a scene.
Just like most school-teachers, most elites, and most others who value Order over Justice.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 23, 2015 12:57 PM (cBvzT)
Dude should have loosened that bow tie back in 1987.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 23, 2015 12:58 PM (sH832)
Perhaps we could establish some camps they could go to, to help them concentrate.
Posted by: Bill Nie duh Science-y Guy at February 23, 2015 12:58 PM (7ObY1)
He didn't "go too far" b/c the infotainment left uses their secular Judaism ONLY as a lub to get their policy preferences which Bowtie Nye lobbies for.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 23, 2015 12:58 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 23, 2015 12:57 PM (vPh3W)
Yes, please. Yellow is such a happy color.
Posted by: jwest at February 23, 2015 12:58 PM (9ZZd+)
What did Weird Al say? Did a quick Bing search, couldn't see anything that jumped out at me.
David
Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at February 23, 2015 12:58 PM (1TUV/)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 23, 2015 12:58 PM (GrXXa)
I don't know much about them, because they don't speak to any of the
neighbors....
Remember that one season of "24" where the American neighbors bent over backward to show tolerance to the Muslim family in the neighborhood only to end up killed by them because they were terrorists?
Not disparagiing Muslim families as all being terrorists, it was just the polar opposite of every "Law and Order" head-fake episode with a Muslim suspect --->actual criminal being the white, Christian, former military, etc..
Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2015 12:59 PM (lHHyw)
that secretly controls everything.
Not far from the truth in the DC area. Throw in Georgetown prep and about covered.
Posted by: wrg500 at February 23, 2015 12:59 PM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: brak at February 23, 2015 12:59 PM (Tj+s6)
Beat me. I've been trying to remember the name of that Washington comedy troupe he was in - they had a TV show with a brief run. He was the dull point.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 23, 2015 12:59 PM (sH832)
Bill Nye has never done jack shit.
Bill Nye the Science Guy is -- literally -- a sketch comedy character he made up to get laughs.
And now he's on TV lecturing us about climate.
Lot of advanced climate science courses in an undergrad MechE program?
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 23, 2015 01:00 PM (ZPrif)
The standard for hypothermia was that Nazi Dr guy who did real science.
Surprising that the political left would praise science while decrying the science of modern chemistry because Dupont makes napalm while that Nobel guy who got rich off of Dynamite and gives back to the science community through his Internationally Acclaimed Award The Nobel Prize..
A guy could throw his back out trying to follow the sudden changes of direction in science.
Posted by: Juston Leesun at February 23, 2015 01:00 PM (+uSF7)
Posted by: Citizen X at February 23, 2015 01:00 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 01:00 PM (M1uf/)
Nye thinks it's nonsensical for Netanyahu to describe Israel as a "home" for Jews.
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That's one area of science the leftists are eager to not believe--all those ancient Jewish settlements, all those Jewish archeological artifacts and places, all that Jewish history and writings--they are happy to say that the Jews never lived in Israel.
Isn't that something, the same fuckers that love to remind us how Americans "stole" their land from the Indians would erase the Jews from history and say that moslums always have lived in the area around Israel.
The land of ancient Israel is on the island of Atlantis as far as their beliefs go.
Posted by: RoyalOil at February 23, 2015 01:00 PM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 01:00 PM (M1uf/)
Nah, any friends he has will be just as dumb as he is.
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2015 01:00 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 23, 2015 01:00 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 23, 2015 01:00 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 23, 2015 01:01 PM (659DL)
Dana Carvey - Church Lady
Bill Nye - Science Guy
Only one of those three is on the News lecturing us about the field their fictional character is an expert in.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 23, 2015 01:01 PM (ZPrif)
Ah, not Weird Al! I've already had to burn my record collection. Why can't the clowns just sing and dance like they're supposed to? Don't they know the court jesters were the next in line to get it after the King?
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 23, 2015 01:01 PM (sH832)
Communism and Naziism were "scientific" polities, you know.
Argh. I just cringed at the scene in "Europa Europa" where the Jewish kid passing for German is called to the front of his Nazi class where the instructor is demonstrating phrenology. He takes copious measurements and pronounces the kid a "perfect Aryan".
It's a sphincter tightener.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 23, 2015 01:01 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 23, 2015 01:02 PM (PHI4f)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 23, 2015 01:02 PM (ZPrif)
Nye couldn't understand not getting standing ovations for every inane liberal talking point he spouted, while Maher kept trying to change the subject trying to protect the image of Nye actually knowing something.
Posted by: jwest at February 23, 2015 01:02 PM (9ZZd+)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 01:00 PM (M1uf/)
The left don't seem far behind.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 23, 2015 01:02 PM (FMbng)
Weird Al flapped his gums without music? Gah! At least he actually *is* clever unlike Nye.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 23, 2015 01:02 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 23, 2015 01:03 PM (Mxs5H)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 23, 2015 01:03 PM (NeFrd)
Nye: "Arthur Jeffries! What an honor, my show wouldn't have been possible if it weren't for yours!"
Newhart: "That's what I told my lawyers!"
Posted by: kbdabear at February 23, 2015 01:03 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Bill Nye at February 23, 2015 01:03 PM (hlbmD)
That's the sick part. Just like Jon Stewart is going to be a fucking Senator like Al Franken. Playing the part on a TV show is no longer a joke.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 23, 2015 01:03 PM (sH832)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 01:03 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: spongeworthy at February 23, 2015 01:03 PM (RaRml)
Posted by: Typical Socialist Tool at February 23, 2015 01:03 PM (hKyl0)
The whole world has gone insane.
The leftists really do think the biggest problem is that there are too many of the wrong people alive.
Posted by: RoyalOil at February 23, 2015 12:53 PM (ZvKdv)
I agree: Leftists. That doesn't mean that I think the solution is to make them not alive anymore.
Posted by: Weirddave at February 23, 2015 01:03 PM (WvS3w)
Posted by: Rand P. at February 23, 2015 01:04 PM (Ub3on)
Posted by: Bill "Nuremberg" Nye at February 23, 2015 01:04 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: European Tourism Board at February 23, 2015 01:04 PM (vgIRn)
But trust me, it sounds a lot better in the original German.
Posted by: Bill Nye at February 23, 2015 01:04 PM (XlHZs)
Posted by: MTF, Fan of the Crusades at February 23, 2015 01:05 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Bill Nye at February 23, 2015 01:05 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Yes means Maybe at February 23, 2015 01:05 PM (7wyDO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2015 01:05 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 23, 2015 01:05 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Palestine Chamber of Commerce at February 23, 2015 01:05 PM (6n332)
Posted by: Marie Shart, Jihadist Tool at February 23, 2015 01:05 PM (hKyl0)
Posted by: avi at February 23, 2015 01:05 PM (WYnEW)
Posted by: MTF, Fan of the Crusades at February 23, 2015 01:05 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: maddogg at February 23, 2015 01:05 PM (xWW96)
And more friends's mothers bringing me over delicious soups when I'm all sneezy. And occasional brisket. (when you have Jewish friends, you have Extra Mothers)
It's like - I dunno - like he's never met any Jews or has never had any Jewish friends.
(Neither did Himmler)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 23, 2015 01:05 PM (scgac)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 23, 2015 01:06 PM (PHI4f)
I'm a Scientist!" expert on climate change when the guy only has a
degree in mechanical engineering.
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That guy who couldn't get hired as a mechanical engineer anywhere?
Zero qualifications to discuss anything of importance.
Liberals seek affirmation; conservatives seek information.
Nye affirms what the know they are supposed to "know." His qualifications or credentials are irrelevant.
Posted by: RoyalOil at February 23, 2015 01:06 PM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: RobM1981 at February 23, 2015 01:06 PM (zurJC)
I think I'd move to OK or TX instead. Dallas is even basically at the same latitude as Jerusalem.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 01:06 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 23, 2015 01:06 PM (K/p7v)
Posted by: Soona at February 23, 2015 01:07 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Bill "Nuremberg" Nye at February 23, 2015 01:07 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: lowandslow at February 23, 2015 01:07 PM (+ebSh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 23, 2015 01:07 PM (W5DcG)
Sarcasm aside, I have never understood why the Jewish left doesn't realize they support an ideology that really really wants them dead.
Posted by: kathysaysso at February 23, 2015 01:08 PM (fMQoG)
Get to know your neighbors? so that they can know were the Jews live? and then when the pograms come, they know who to inform upon?
I'll turn it over to Cartman: http://youtu.be/v83kXXrTU94
Garrison: Eric, did you just use the f word?
Cartman: Jew?
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at February 23, 2015 01:08 PM (1hM1d)
What the hell, I will - he's an oversimplifying anus; and a TV personality. That anyone takes anything he says seriously is a sign of how far we as a society have fallen
Posted by: nuke it from orbit at February 23, 2015 01:08 PM (kdZXH)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 23, 2015 01:08 PM (MMC8r)
Dude. Have you seen that playhouse? The pancake machine?
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 23, 2015 01:08 PM (sH832)
Posted by: Timmy the 'sploding lab assistant at February 23, 2015 01:08 PM (NeFrd)
Actually, the episode relied on global warming as a plot device so it was already full of crap.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 23, 2015 01:08 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Ron Paul at February 23, 2015 01:09 PM (HBAcW)
Let's explore that term within several contexts starting with say, Saudi Arabia.
What cocoon-living imbeciles these progtards be.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 23, 2015 01:09 PM (659DL)
Posted by: drill_thrawl at February 23, 2015 01:09 PM (JOG+K)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 23, 2015 01:09 PM (K/p7v)
Posted by: JohnDonut@AflutterQuietly at February 23, 2015 01:09 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 23, 2015 01:10 PM (PHI4f)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at February 23, 2015 01:10 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 23, 2015 01:10 PM (g1DWB)
Would he like a job as State Department spokesman?
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 23, 2015 01:10 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 23, 2015 01:11 PM (vIjYi)
You know what he said about fixing the ISIS problem on Maher? Free internet.
I shit you not.
Posted by: lowandslow at February 23, 2015 01:07 PM (+ebSh)
That would work. Everyone, even the poor, could watch the beheading vids on the Youtubes.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 23, 2015 01:11 PM (iVjJr)
http://bit.ly/17O1RiW
No criticism ever fed a hungry child.
Posted by: Billy Clinton at February 23, 2015 01:11 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Bill at February 23, 2015 01:11 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 23, 2015 01:11 PM (sH832)
By the insanity of cthulhu, I have no idea what the hell he was trying to say.
If the Jooooooos just get to know the neighbors, the neighbors won't be all stabby stabby killy killy?
Ummm. I'm pretty sure the burden is not on the Jews to be the good neighbors in this scenario.
Also this is hilarious: http://bit.ly/1Fkjy4Q
(NSFW language in the image)
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah there's no frustration here at February 23, 2015 01:11 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Mr. Rogers at February 23, 2015 01:11 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: The Nazis at February 23, 2015 01:11 PM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 23, 2015 01:11 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at February 23, 2015 01:11 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Ron Paul at February 23, 2015 01:09 PM (HBAcW)
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Thanks, dad. And I think Guiliani is soooo out of line with his Obama comments.
Posted by: Rand Paul at February 23, 2015 01:12 PM (/HX7u)
http://bit.ly/17O1RiW
Posted by: MTF, Fan of the Crusades at February 23, 2015 01:05 PM (LISuA)
Huh? What? Can't hear you over our righteous outrage about Giuliani. And why do you hate women?
Posted by: MSM at February 23, 2015 01:12 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: nuke it from orbit at February 23, 2015 01:08 PM (kdZXH)
He's a limerick rather than an epic poem. Since we, as a society, have been dumbed down to about a second grade level, we like our information in baby talk.
Posted by: kathysaysso at February 23, 2015 01:12 PM (fMQoG)
It's the bare minimum. If you never published any research papers then you were never an actual scientist.
If the only research papers you ever published were part of a sketch comedy act -- then you might not be a scientist.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 23, 2015 01:12 PM (ZPrif)
Get to know your neighbors? so that they can know were the Jews live? and then when the pograms come, they know who to inform upon?
I'll turn it over to Cartman: http://youtu.be/v83kXXrTU94
Garrison: Eric, did you just use the f word?
Cartman: Jew?
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at February 23, 2015 01:08 PM (1hM1d)
That has to be the funniest 60 seconds in cartoon history.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2015 01:13 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Rand P. at February 23, 2015 01:13 PM (Ub3on)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 23, 2015 01:13 PM (PHI4f)
All kidding aside, I worked in Science! for a lot of years and never encountered anti-Semitism from U.S. scientists. Maybe it was just that there are a lot of important Jooooish scientists in the fields with which I was associated, but I just never detected that. Didn't see it in the European scientists, either, but my contact w/ them was more limited (conferences, lab visits, etc).
Is this really A Thing?
Posted by: Y-not at February 23, 2015 01:13 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 23, 2015 01:13 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 01:14 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 23, 2015 01:14 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Bill Nye at February 23, 2015 01:14 PM (Dwehj)
http://bit.ly/17O1RiW
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Being Clinton means never having to say you're sorry.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 23, 2015 01:15 PM (LImiJ)
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IIRC, Jerusalem is on an exact line with Waco, chuckled my Jewish Middle Eastern studies professor at the university; that guy who saw Said and Zinn as authorities in history.
Posted by: RoyalOil at February 23, 2015 01:15 PM (ZvKdv)
Note the irony quotes. Ace doesn't seem to be saying real scientists are over-represented in anti-Semite circles, but that Hollywood type "Scientists" are.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 01:15 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Y-not at February 23, 2015 01:15 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Bill Nye at February 23, 2015 01:15 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 23, 2015 01:16 PM (wtvvX)
I just read the article (I know, I know). I had assumed this was just an asinine tweet. It's an extended set of remarks making his point.
NYE: So, what do you do about it? I think you get to know your neighbors. And it's gonna take, what, does it take a century, something like that"
Dear Mr. Nye,
Do you know why so many German Jews did not take the rising threat seriously? They did know their neighbors. They had lived there for hundreds of years.
German Jews thought of themselves as assimilated, as Germans who were Jews but just as German as anyone else.
With love and squalor,
History
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 23, 2015 01:16 PM (JtwS4)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/569925550023806977
Posted by: kbdabear at February 23, 2015 01:16 PM (GrXXa)
Yea, try collecting.
Posted by: wrg500 at February 23, 2015 01:16 PM (sgrzZ)
Just sayin' .
Posted by: awkward davies at February 23, 2015 01:16 PM (Z+Mqb)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 01:14 PM (M1uf/)
Hmmmm. You have a point.
Speaking of blaming BC, next podcast will be delayed due to his whole having a life and family responsibilities and not wanting to piss off the wife.
Pffffft.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah there's no frustration here at February 23, 2015 01:17 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed al-Jihad Mohammed at February 23, 2015 01:17 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 23, 2015 01:17 PM (LImiJ)
...
Other Sidwell alumni:
Danjack Rather (197
, son of Dan Rather CBS News
Other famous parents:
Robert Reich, former U.S. Secretary of Labor
David Gregory, Former host of Meet the Press on NBC
Bob Woodward, Washington Post investigative reporter
Judy Woodruff, former host of Inside Politics on CNN
Franklin D. Raines, Former CEO of Fannie Mae
etc. etc.
Beware the government-media complex!
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2015 01:17 PM (K4YiS)
http://tinyurl.com/mpauv5r
But don't question is patriotism.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 23, 2015 01:18 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Mohommad Muhammad Mohamed at February 23, 2015 01:18 PM (BrQrN)
Posted by: Heinrich Himmler,the final solution guy. at February 23, 2015 01:18 PM (2DVgX)
and why would they move here?
Posted by: wrg500 at February 23, 2015 12:57 PM (sgrzZ)
__________________
No idea. And I'm not likely to find out, since they won't speak to an infidel like me.
They may be some of the many muslim "refugees" who have been re-settled here by our all-knowing government. I live in AZ, and we got a bunch of the Bosnian muslims that were placed here in the 90's. I had to deal with some of them in my work; real charmers. I was preparing one guy, who was a witness in a civil case, for his testimony. He became annoyed with how long it was taking and told me: "Look, just tell me what you want me to say, and I say it. Oath mean nothing to me. I Muslim -- I can lie all I want." (I had explained to him that he would be under oath, and required to tell the truth).
People like Obama think "diversity" is a great thing in and of itself. They've been told this all their lives, and have never questioned the underlying assumptions. But "diversity" has a dark underside, and privileged types like Obama -- living in their multi-million dollar homes, with their body guards keeping the "diverse" populations far away from them -- rarely ever have to deal with it. But the fact is that many of the millions of muslims being invited into the U.S. hold Americans, and American values, in contempt. And at some point, that is going to be a big problem for those of us who aren't interested in changing our society to suit the muslims' demands.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 23, 2015 01:19 PM (Fnyc2)
Nye skipped all that boring shit and went into sketch comedy to become TV's "Science Guy". It's insane.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 23, 2015 01:19 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Mrs. Ma at February 23, 2015 01:19 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Zombie Josef Mengele at February 23, 2015 01:20 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 23, 2015 01:20 PM (PHI4f)
Speaking of blaming BC, next podcast will be delayed due to his whole having a life and family responsibilities and not wanting to piss off the wife.
I loved how the last podcast ended with BC saying the wife's car is in the driveway so he has to shut it down now.
It sounded so dirty.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 23, 2015 01:20 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Bill
____________________
Bill Nye,
The "science" guy--
We ain't gonna see him no more.
For what he thought was H2O,
Was H2SO4.
Posted by: Furious George at February 23, 2015 01:20 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: The Great White Snark
I read that as,
"I'm fucking a yo-yo, Ma!"
To which she replied,
"Well, at least put a condom on it."
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2015 01:21 PM (K4YiS)
I've got a friend from a long line of Italians. He's referred to going "home to Italy" even though he was born and raised in the US.
Same for some Greeks I know.
Hell I've jokingly said I'm going to go "visit my homeland, Germany" before.
I mean, how the fuck is that so offensive to him.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) and his daughter at February 23, 2015 01:21 PM (HDwDg)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 23, 2015 01:21 PM (LImiJ)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 01:21 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2015 01:22 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 23, 2015 01:22 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) and his daughter at February 23, 2015 01:21 PM (HDwDg)
Because he's a vicious anti-Semite.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 01:22 PM (M1uf/)
That Obama/Kahlidi Sextape must be something.
Posted by: Bill Nye the Pogrom Guy at February 23, 2015 01:22 PM (DnIZ2)
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2015 01:22 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 23, 2015 01:22 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: wrg500 at February 23, 2015 01:23 PM (sgrzZ)
Every time he said anything, people would simply respond: "But you're a miserable anit-Semite."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 01:23 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Penfold at February 23, 2015 01:23 PM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 23, 2015 01:24 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Bill Nye at February 23, 2015 01:24 PM (MNq6o)
Posted by: John McCain, Card Carring Maverick at February 23, 2015 01:24 PM (WGm5T)
The US President John F Kennedy has received a rapturous welcome on an emotional visit to his ancestral homeland in County Wexford, Ireland.
http://tinyurl.com/l9u4gy
Posted by: Sarahw at February 23, 2015 01:24 PM (Lbv/k)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2015 01:25 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 23, 2015 01:11 PM (vIjYi)
Why the hate? Leave those twatwaffles out of this!
Posted by: drill_thrawl at February 23, 2015 01:25 PM (JOG+K)
***
Bill Nye feeling bright
Bought a stick of dynamite
Lack of scientific knowledge seldom pays
It rained Billy for several days.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 23, 2015 01:25 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Zombie Josef Mengele at February 23, 2015 01:25 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: 0302
What Weird Al thing are you talking about?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 23, 2015 01:25 PM (etsc+)
Pffffft.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 23, 2015 01:25 PM (4X5NS)
Posted by: Garrett at February 23, 2015 01:25 PM (DnIZ2)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at February 23, 2015 01:25 PM (fLKzW)
Every time he said anything, people would simply respond: "But you're a miserable anit-Semite."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon
_________________
That's a ringing endorsement to way too many of our betters. Could we just take a shortcut and cover our ears and chant "racist" every time he opens his yap?
Posted by: Furious George at February 23, 2015 01:25 PM (UlJ3l)
Same for some Greeks I know.
Hell I've jokingly said I'm going to go "visit my homeland, Germany" before.
I mean, how the fuck is that so offensive to him.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) and his daughter at February 23, 2015 01:21 PM
I come from a long line of Italians. I was born here. I don't care if Italy breaks off and sinks.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 23, 2015 01:26 PM (FMbng)
Gov Haley says Gov Fallin asks Obama about Keystone and before she got question out he said "not gonna happen" "He immediately shut us down"
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 23, 2015 01:26 PM (ZPrif)
Just tryin' to be helpful.
What are yas, a buncha Joooooos or something?
Posted by: Bill Nie the Science-y Guy at February 23, 2015 01:26 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Bill Nye's Inner Thoughts at February 23, 2015 01:26 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: The Hutus at February 23, 2015 01:26 PM (BrQrN)
Bill Nye said this (presumably prepared to some degree) on Television (presumably while sober).
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 01:26 PM (M1uf/)
well you know them Jooos
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2015 01:26 PM (rDqRv)
Anti-Semitism is all the rage in the faux academic circles he probably hangs in.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) and his daughter at February 23, 2015 01:26 PM (HDwDg)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 01:23 PM (M1uf/)
Entertainers like Nye continue to have audiences because so many of our "neighbors" have lost any sense of decency in their lives.
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 23, 2015 01:26 PM (ftVQq)
Yeah, cause all of those crazy Asians having riots because the library closes too early. Seriously, as a group Asians try too hard!!! They like, study, make good grades and work.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: lindafell in her own time zone at February 23, 2015 01:26 PM (LbPGR)
Israel the size of New Jersey existence is a threat to ?
how idiotic is this?
surrounded by arabs states significantly larger in mass, a religion with appx 24% of the population
and jews with 0.2 of the wolds population..
it isn't that Jews are a pain in the ass to these folks. WHY does Nye assume jews are the problem ? Ignoring the M.E population is murderous and unfriendly to muchof the planets citizens?
does Nye make some sick assumption Jews only survival course is to be Nice? (idiocy)
for whatever reason Jews are the scapegoats for every ill of the world?
Nye gives others an excuse to be mtf murderously religiously ill s.o.b.s
if only the jews were more neighborly.
Posted by: comrade willow at February 23, 2015 01:26 PM (nqBYe)
I come from a long line of Italians. I was born here. I don't care if Italy breaks off and sinks.
The oil slick would last a century.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 23, 2015 01:27 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson at February 23, 2015 01:27 PM (WGm5T)
Posted by: Bill Nye at February 23, 2015 01:27 PM (klzyR)
Eh, I think the same thing about California.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) and his daughter at February 23, 2015 01:27 PM (HDwDg)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 23, 2015 01:27 PM (ZPrif)
I'm Scottish. Just ask my liver.
Posted by: wrg500 at February 23, 2015 01:27 PM (sgrzZ)
But will there be Soma?
I was told there would be Soma.
Posted by: Citizen X at February 23, 2015 01:28 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 23, 2015 01:28 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 23, 2015 01:29 PM (LA7Cm)
1963: Warm welcome for JFK in Ireland
I saw a documentary about that trip last year. It was shocking how rural and non-technological Ireland still was.
Plus this gives me a hook for something I keep forgetting to bring up. There was a time not too very long ago when the biggest terrorism problem was the Irish.
Nobody had to pussyfoot around and say "random drunk gingers" are blowing each other up over Papistry and British occupation. They said,"hey, there's a problem with Irish terrorism".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 23, 2015 01:29 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: steevy at February 23, 2015 01:29 PM (KETbL)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 23, 2015 01:27 PM (ZPrif)
War on de wimmenz!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 23, 2015 01:29 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Soothsayer, Knower Of All Approximate Knowledge Now and In The Future at February 23, 2015 01:29 PM (HkNlg)
So other-kin can't shack up with cat-kin?
*brain cramps just typing that*
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 23, 2015 01:29 PM (PHI4f)
Posted by: King Barky the Liar at February 23, 2015 01:29 PM (WGm5T)
Posted by: Citizen X at February 23, 2015 01:30 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: jack at February 23, 2015 01:30 PM (53CCM)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 23, 2015 01:31 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) and his daughter at February 23, 2015 01:27 PM (HDwDg)
I think that way about jersey.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 23, 2015 01:31 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: The inexplicable 70 percent of the Jewish electorate at February 23, 2015 01:31 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: wrg500 at February 23, 2015 01:31 PM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 23, 2015 01:32 PM (PHI4f)
I don't think that's true, actually.
I think the indecency is being hidden from them when possible, and pooh-poohed away as "art" when it isn't.
I think most people still have an innate sense of decency, they're just not allowed to see that the ones the MFM wants them to look up to are indecent.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 01:32 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: runningrn at February 23, 2015 01:33 PM (sUP4M)
Posted by: Furious George at February 23, 2015 01:33 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 23, 2015 01:32 PM (PHI4f)
Only if it stops a Borg invasion.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 23, 2015 01:33 PM (FMbng)
If only the Jews would bake some bagels and bring them to their muslim neighbors and ask "why are you shooting and stabbing my family?"
Posted by: Bill Nye at February 23, 2015 01:33 PM (ODxAs)
Actually, there's a whole social psychology to that. He's speaking in simplistic terms, but that's exactly what it took to get the IRA to start standing down and work out a lasting peace. *shrug*
That's right, the Jooo is being just like the IRA for being beat on, raped, attacked, and abused. Those dirty Joos.
The thing is, these are the guys who "F'in love science" and Bill Nye is one of their heroes. So they start out thinking "Bill Nye is right, so how do I explain this?" not "what did he say here?" objectively.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 23, 2015 01:33 PM (39g3+)
If they start shipping Jews off to the camps, I'll probably be going with them.
Posted by: Soona at February 23, 2015 01:33 PM (/HX7u)
No He's just for Serra Club money.
Posted by: wrg500 at February 23, 2015 01:34 PM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 23, 2015 01:34 PM (W5DcG)
guess what just happened!
the White House Easter Egg Roll lottery has opened!
yeah, and if you believe it's a legit lottery, you'll also believe everything else obama says
Posted by: Soothsayer, Knower Of All Approximate Knowledge Now and In The Future at February 23, 2015 01:34 PM (HkNlg)
The stupid part is when he's on TV as the Voice of God.
He's just a fucking actor. That's it. He's a comedian who got rich of some dumb little sketch comedy character he made up 30 years ago.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 23, 2015 01:36 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: DaveA at February 23, 2015 01:36 PM (DL2i+)
guess what just happened!
the White House Easter Egg Roll lottery has opened!
yeah, and if you believe it's a legit lottery, you'll also believe everything else obama says
Posted by: Soothsayer, Knower Of All Approximate Knowledge Now and In The Future at February 23, 2015 01:34 PM (HkNlg)
And wouldn't you know it? It just so happened that me and some of my friends' names got selected for work detail.
Posted by: "Red" Redding at February 23, 2015 01:36 PM (2Ojst)
And it's wrong.
Most of the Irish knew their neighbors, and mostly just wanted the fighting to stop. The ones still fighting didn't *care* about their neighbors- they weren't fighting a racial (or even a religious) war, but a political one.
And, in the end, it took a political solution to solve a political problem. Amazing, that.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 01:36 PM (M1uf/)
The world does have an issue with religious extremism and lack of being good neighbors, and one can easily if they observe well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world that is acquired through the observation and repeatedly tested and observed!
to Nye he makes conjectures based on What?
What identifiable features are observed between Jews being Neighborly and Islams being neighborly?
Posted by: comrade willow at February 23, 2015 01:36 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 23, 2015 01:37 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: lindafell in her own time zone at February 23, 2015 01:37 PM (LbPGR)
the White House Easter Egg Roll lottery has opened!
Who'd want to go to that anymore?Mooch has taken away the candy and replaced it with kale chips...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 23, 2015 01:37 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Furious George at February 23, 2015 01:33 PM (UlJ3l)
Three guesses, and the first to don't count.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at February 23, 2015 01:38 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: The Great White Snark
Dude! That's supposed to be on the down low.
Posted by: Yo-yo Ma at February 23, 2015 01:38 PM (3rrMW)
Posted by: Soona
____________________
Soona, I think you're going either way, since I'm guessing that they'll be shipping off most of the rest of the Okies and Texans too.
Posted by: Furious George at February 23, 2015 01:38 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: comrade willow at February 23, 2015 01:38 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 23, 2015 01:27 PM (ZPrif)
----------------------------------------------
I'm sure he hates Fallin the most, because OK has had absolutely no blue areas in the last few elections. He knows we hate his guts in this state.
Posted by: Soona at February 23, 2015 01:38 PM (/HX7u)
His ex shouldnt pay him a dime. There was no reason for him to incur any expense for a violation of a court order. All he had to do is file a police report and the city atty would handle it. The fact that he is demanding that she pay and going back to court is counter productive to wanting someone to stay away from you.
Posted by: Bruce J. at February 23, 2015 01:38 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 23, 2015 01:39 PM (NeFrd)
As Oprah teaches, we create our own world. We are responsible for our own Reality. If you put Negative Energy out into the world, if your soul is Dark and Clouded -- don't be surprised when that Negative Energy comes back to you.
Posted by: Bill Nye, Jew-hated at February 23, 2015 01:39 PM (ZPrif)
Those of us what survive to be shipped off...
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 01:39 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD)
It's now officially LGBTQQQQQQQQQQQ
Which stands for
Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans, Queer, Questioning, Queen (drag), Quasi, Queef-lovin', Quarter-of-the-way-'tween-male-and-female, Quandary, Quick-'n'-dirty, Quacks-like-a-duck, Quo (status), Quim.
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2015 01:39 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Bill Nye, Jew-hater at February 23, 2015 01:39 PM (ZPrif)
Is that the left's new euphemism for lambs sticking around for the slaughter?
Posted by: flounder at February 23, 2015 01:39 PM (FHh8u)
Increasingly, I'm taking great satisfaction in seeing that my youthful irrational dislike for this guy was totally justified.
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at February 23, 2015 01:39 PM (n/ogz)
In Germany back in the 20s, they had Adolph Hitler tire covers.
Posted by: Bruce J. at February 23, 2015 01:40 PM (iQIUe)
http://tinyurl.com/l9lz836
Perhaps SMOD is waiting for a sacrifice of some kind.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2015 01:40 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 01:40 PM (M1uf/)
From my time in the private sector, you can always tell when your leadership has "gone South" when they try to change the company logo.
I strongly suggest new leadership. I'm serious.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 23, 2015 01:40 PM (ye4Wk)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 23, 2015 01:39 PM (NeFrd)
ISWYDT.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2015 01:40 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
Under Obama it has become the Ramadan goat-head roll.
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2015 01:40 PM (K4YiS)
Is that the left's new euphemism for lambs sticking around for the slaughter?
Posted by: flounder at February 23, 2015 01:39 PM (FHh8u)
not really. for liberals that usually means peaking in their windows?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2015 01:41 PM (rDqRv)
True. But they stopped right after 9/11. Always found that interesting. Guess they didn't want to be associated with that kind of behavior.
Not sure if this is true, but I heard years ago that the remote starter on cars was designed for the British Army who were in Northern Ireland.
Posted by: HH at February 23, 2015 01:41 PM (Ce4DF)
so a sciency guy , used to teach Children in America doesn't use actual theoretical practice to make such a stupid assumption?
Has He thought out any logical conclusions to His theory?
Posted by: comrade willow at February 23, 2015 01:41 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Garrett at February 23, 2015 01:41 PM (DnIZ2)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 23, 2015 01:41 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 23, 2015 01:41 PM (1BQGO)
The easter egg roll never ceased -- obama politicizes it now.
Nothing major, but they make sure they pick the "right kids" to suit some sort of political agenda.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Knower Of All Approximate Knowledge Now and In The Future at February 23, 2015 01:42 PM (HkNlg)
As Marissa Tomei said: "Yeah, you blend."
Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 23, 2015 01:42 PM (Dz9v8)
Last week they just lacked jobs.
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 23, 2015 01:42 PM (/kI1Q)
But things are becoming clearer to me now.
Posted by: The Chicken at February 23, 2015 01:42 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: wrg500 at February 23, 2015 01:42 PM (sgrzZ)
I think they heard Bush's speeches, saw how fast England signed on, and put 2 and 2 together properly.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 01:42 PM (M1uf/)
Their American funding dried up. And I suspect President Bush leaned on their funding elsewhere either.
Plus I think people in Ireland had just had enough after so many generations.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 23, 2015 01:42 PM (39g3+)
You know who really liked getting to know his Jewish neighbors?
George Soros.
He liked it so much, he collaborated with the Nazis to help get them out of his neighborhood.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 23, 2015 01:43 PM (bWFHa)
The other half are blind, deaf, and stupid
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2015 01:43 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 23, 2015 01:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 23, 2015 01:43 PM (etsc+)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 23, 2015 01:44 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Garrett at February 23, 2015 01:41 PM (DnIZ2)
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And this is important because.....???
In a sane world, Lady Gaga would be cleaning toilets.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at February 23, 2015 01:44 PM (HBAcW)
Our sidebar is a disgrace. rdbrewster dumbs down this blog with the crap he links.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Knower Of All Approximate Knowledge Now and In The Future at February 23, 2015 01:44 PM (HkNlg)
doesn't this seem to be the shtick they have been using lately?
christians beheaded? asking for it, cause crusades or something.
yazidis? satan worshipers or something.
jews, lack of being neighborly shit.
Posted by: comrade willow at February 23, 2015 01:44 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: wrg500 at February 23, 2015 01:45 PM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 23, 2015 01:29 PM (JtwS4)
And just what do you have against random drunk gingers?
*narrows eyes*
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah there's no frustration here at February 23, 2015 01:45 PM (mf5HN)
http://www.sfgate.com/books/article/Winston-Churchill-coffee-table-book-crowdfunded-5968926.php
Posted by: scottst at February 23, 2015 01:45 PM (Ltygl)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 23, 2015 01:45 PM (PHI4f)
Why oh why would I want to see that in high-def?
Posted by: wrg500 at February 23, 2015 01:45 PM (sgrzZ)
She's actually clothed normally for a change, so there's that.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2015 01:45 PM (2Ojst)
Which stands for
Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans, Queer, Questioning, Queen (drag), Quasi, Queef-lovin', Quarter-of-the-way-'tween-male-and-female, Quandary, Quick-'n'-dirty, Quacks-like-a-duck, Quo (status), Quim.
-
I like being called anti-science by people who think gender is just a social construct.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 23, 2015 01:46 PM (LImiJ)
IS just burned 43 more people alive in Iraq!!! But they just want to be friends!!!
Last week they just lacked jobs.
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 23, 2015 01:42 PM (/kI1Q)
Finally, those shovel ready jobs!11! are starting to materialize.
Posted by: flounder at February 23, 2015 01:46 PM (FHh8u)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 23, 2015 01:46 PM (PHI4f)
Happy Easter. I hope I get an invite to the annual Easter Egg Roll. My family and friends, being of the Islamic faith celebrate a similar holiday. We use the symbolic images of crucifixion and...
...oh who am I kidding. We just crucify those who mock us.
Luv,
S.
P.S. Do you know if spike punctures will be covered under the Obamacare Silver plans?
Posted by: Sabrina, the imaginary 11-year-old Muslim philosopher at February 23, 2015 01:46 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: wrg500 at February 23, 2015 01:46 PM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 23, 2015 01:46 PM (ye4Wk)
He literally was a knock-off Doc Brown, with about as much actual scientific training.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 23, 2015 12:57 PM (ZPrif)
No, Doc Brown knew more than Bill DeNye - he recognized when something didn't work, like his mind-reading device.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 23, 2015 01:47 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon
Well, in actual reality, they did get up to three Qs (Queer, Questioning, Queen) before veering off into other letters.
Other variants that have occurred in real life include:
LGBTSTGNC
"lesbian, gay, bisexual, two spirit, transgender, and gender-nonconforming people"
(http://www.utne.com/politics/the-most-inclusive-acronym-ever-lgbtstgnc.aspx)
and
LGBTQQIP2SAA
Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender,
Two Qs to cover both bases (queer and questioning);
I for Intersex, people with two sets of genitalia or various chromosomal differences;
P for Pansexual, people who refuse to be pinned down on the Kinsey scale;
2S for Two-Spirit, a tradition in many First Nations that considers sexual minorities to have both male and female spirits;
A for Asexual, people who do not identify with any orientation; and
A for Allies, recognizing that the community thrives best with loving supporters, although they are not really part of the community itself.
(http://tinyurl.com/m7sgjqx)
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2015 01:47 PM (K4YiS)
Yeah.
Also... if you get to pick your "gender" why am I supposed to believe that you were "born homosexual?"
I mean... if your gender (something definitely biological) is up for you to "choose" why not your sexual orientation?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 01:47 PM (M1uf/)
Don't they hand out vegetables instead of candy now?
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 23, 2015 01:47 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Furious George, yelling "Wolverines!" at February 23, 2015 01:47 PM (UlJ3l)
Now, when he had Michael Scheuer on - that was entertaining television.
Posted by: kartoffel at February 23, 2015 01:47 PM (szYND)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 23, 2015 01:48 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 23, 2015 01:48 PM (PHI4f)
Posted by: comrade willow at February 23, 2015 01:48 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 01:48 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Sarahw at February 23, 2015 01:48 PM (Lbv/k)
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 23, 2015 01:48 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at February 23, 2015 01:48 PM (FHh8u)
Posted by: anon2020 at February 23, 2015 01:49 PM (DEsFp)
Jews have to learn to get along with their neighbors, but not the Black Community- like in Fergusen?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2015 01:49 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: wrg500 at February 23, 2015 01:49 PM (sgrzZ)
As others have asked, what did Al say? I feel like I follow him pretty closely and haven't seen him say anything provocative. AFAICT, he stays pretty quiet on controversial stuff. I've always liked and respected him....
Posted by: Brian at February 23, 2015 01:49 PM (3zvh8)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 23, 2015 01:49 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 01:47 PM (M1uf/)
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Good point. I'm using it.
Posted by: Soona at February 23, 2015 01:49 PM (/HX7u)
And just what do you have against random drunk gingers?
*narrows eyes*
I fap to the image of a specific drunk ginger.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 23, 2015 01:50 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Rascal Scooter Brigade at February 23, 2015 01:50 PM (MbqmP)
Can we just refer to them as freaks?
Speaking Scientifically they are freaks...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 23, 2015 01:49 PM (Bn6aD)
Freaks of nurture, mind you.
Posted by: Zombie Charles Darwin at February 23, 2015 01:51 PM (FHh8u)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Hrjoe-Photography-16.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 23, 2015 01:51 PM (PHI4f)
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at February 23, 2015 01:51 PM (74McK)
I mean... if your gender (something definitely biological) is up for you to "choose" why not your sexual orientation?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon
LOGIC IS HETERONORMATIVE! SHUT UP!
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2015 01:51 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: wrg500 at February 23, 2015 01:52 PM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2015 01:52 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 23, 2015 01:52 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 23, 2015 01:53 PM (ZPrif)
LOGIC IS HETERONORMATIVE! SHUT UP!
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2015 01:51 PM (K4YiS)
But wouldn't the logical reaction to something dismissive of minorities be to tell the locutor in question to "shut up?"
Meaning that you're using logic.
Which, therefore, means you're being a heteronormative hater.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 01:53 PM (M1uf/)
Yeah, well Hollywood doesn't make movies for Americans, they make movies for world audiences. That's why you never see The Russians, or The Muslims, or The Chinese as bad guys any more. That would hurt their world market. Americans as bad guys: perfectly fine, since most of the world lives outside America and giggles when someone throws a spitball at the dragon.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 23, 2015 01:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Matthew Lesko at February 23, 2015 01:54 PM (3ZtZW)
I mean... if your gender (something definitely biological) is up for you to "choose" why not your sexual orientation?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon
Why does it matter?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, now half gay at February 23, 2015 01:55 PM (JtwS4)
So you'd have to go around Hollywood.
Eastwood, at least, has shown that he's not afraid to make Mohammedans the bad guys.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 01:56 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: @votermom at February 23, 2015 01:56 PM (2+52C)
Soooo...everyone, except those people specifically against them?
They are *this close* to us saying "Us" vs. Bad People Who Shouldn't Be Allowed to Talk.
Oh, wait, they passed that a while ago.
Posted by: Mama AJ at February 23, 2015 01:57 PM (0xTsz)
Posted by: EC at February 23, 2015 01:57 PM (GQ8sn)
I just made and drank a Soothie.
-- 4 ozs of quick oats
-- 1 tbsp of peanut butter
-- a handful of frozen blueberries
-- 1 scoop of Cupcake Batter protein powder
-- a little milk for richness
-- water
Posted by: Soothsayer, Knower Of All Approximate Knowledge Now and In The Future at February 23, 2015 01:58 PM (HkNlg)
Also stating he isn't seeing it being reported anywhere.
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at February 23, 2015 01:58 PM (74McK)
LGBTKGUDTTNTRABGAWTOMSTMACKMAMF
which would stand for
Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Keeps Gender Unknown Due To The Need To Remain Anonymous Because Gay Activists Want To Out Me So Their Muslim Allies Can Kill Me And My Family.
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2015 01:59 PM (K4YiS)
Their plan seems to be to destroy natural behavior in the body by first claiming to be victims of nature in the psyche.
Posted by: edj at February 23, 2015 01:59 PM (klzyR)
I just made and drank a Soothie.
-- 4 ozs of quick oats
-- 1 tbsp of peanut butter
-- a handful of frozen blueberries
-- 1 scoop of Cupcake Batter protein powder
-- a little milk for richness
-- water
Posted by: Soothsayer, Knower Of All Approximate Knowledge Now and In The Future
______________
You forgot the Bourbon.
Posted by: Furious George at February 23, 2015 02:00 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, now half gay at February 23, 2015 01:55 PM (JtwS4)
1- Because the first several letters of their acronym refer to sexual orientation, not gender.
2- Because much of their "homosexual rights" clap-trap is (and must be) premised on the idea that homosexuality is an inborn trait- not a "choice."
Now. IF homosexuality is an inborn trait, then gender (something we can test for genetically) absolutely cannot be.
Therefore, if gender can be chosen (that is: is not inborn), then sexual preference cannot be.
And if you're going to tell me that I must bake a cake (or whatever) for a homosexual couple, then it is incumbent upon you to prove that my not baking them a cake is punishing them for biology, and not simply making a business decision. (Actually, even buying into that is too far for me, but I'm setting the bar deliberately low).
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 02:00 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: couch fucker at February 23, 2015 02:01 PM (sgrzZ)
122 That would explain much, Bill Nye is a Wraith.
Huh. I hadn't noticed the connection. Yes, he does look like a Wraith.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at February 23, 2015 02:01 PM (1hM1d)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2015 12:49 PM (NaV4z)
Yeah, look at her living in the attic instead of getting to know her neighbors. Who does she think she is -- Emily Fucking Dickinson? #hihohighhorse
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at February 23, 2015 02:01 PM (Y92Nd)
In other words, you are appropriating the culture of the truly undead?
Tsk tsk.
Posted by: Mama AJ at February 23, 2015 02:03 PM (0xTsz)
Posted by: Roy at February 23, 2015 02:03 PM (VndSC)
The mayor of Jerusalem and his bodyguard took down a knife-wielding
terrorist today, a takedown captured on Jerusalem Municipality Emergency
and Safety Department footage.
http://tinyurl.com/pt55lje
Posted by: Skookumchuk at February 23, 2015 02:03 PM (/WPPJ)
And both have contemporary believers who think that the initial experiment would have been a brilliant success except for external interference, and would be pleased to re-attempt it with version 2.0.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 23, 2015 02:04 PM (noWW6)
And if you're going to tell me that I must bake a cake (or whatever) for a homosexual couple, then it is incumbent upon you to prove that my not baking them a cake is punishing them for biology, and not simply making a business decision. (Actually, even buying into that is too far for me, but I'm setting the bar deliberately low).
Like the business decision I'm free to make to not serve blacks at my bar?
You act as if it matters why gay people are gay, because with one or the other explanation you have grounds to discriminate against them.
So what if it's genetic? So what if it's a choice? Gays are people, and like all other classes of people are best dealt with as individuals.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, now half gay at February 23, 2015 02:04 PM (JtwS4)
It was called Almost Live. A pretty good show. Nye spun the Science guy off that and was one of the High Five'n White Guys.
Some 90's Seattle in this clip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQXqEAYHudQ
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2015 02:04 PM (08Znv)
(DISCLAIMER: The above comment is not a statement of fact, rather an expression of hopeful optimism)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 23, 2015 02:04 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Cupcake Batter protein powder?! Can this day get any better??!!
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at February 23, 2015 02:05 PM (5dKi4)
Posted by: Aviator at February 23, 2015 02:05 PM (3rrMW)
Mr. Rogers in sweater and yarmulke sings: " please won't you be my neighbor..." then out of the bushes, covered in branches, pops ninja ISIS with a machete.
Ratings gold baby!
Posted by: @votermom at February 23, 2015 02:06 PM (cbfNE)
You know, he worked with a lot of kids in the show. Like with global warming and Harry Reid, we have no proof that he DIDN'T do something...untoward with them. Just sayin'. And if any pro Nye ppl come here and get in a tizzy over that, hey I'm just asking questions here, like all good scientists should...
Posted by: LizLem at February 23, 2015 02:06 PM (rsqz2)
I ought to slap this yellow bellied sissy
Posted by: George S. Patton at February 23, 2015 02:07 PM (LoIJo)
Like the business decision I'm free to make to not serve blacks at my bar?
Yeah, just like that. Dunce.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Knower Of All Approximate Knowledge Now and In The Future at February 23, 2015 02:07 PM (HkNlg)
Posted by: couch fucker at February 23, 2015 02:01 PM (sgrzZ)
Actually, I do that, if by choose you mean that I think whichever direction I am facing is North.
Posted by: alexthechick - So Jazz Hands. Much magic. at February 23, 2015 02:07 PM (mf5HN)
___________________________
Muslims don't believe in freedom of religion.
Muslims don't believe in freedom of speech.
Muslims don't believe in separation of church and state.
Muslims don't believe in free markets.
Muslims don't believe in civil rights for women.
Muslims don't believe in civil rights for homosexuals.
Muslims believe lying, including under oath (in court, on government forms, etc.) is perfectly acceptable behavior.
But anybody who thinks it might not be a good idea to allow millions of muslims to immigrate to the U.S. is a h8ter! or "Islamophobic" or a bigot.
Because importing millions of foreigners who despise us and hold our most fundamental values in complete contempt can only be a good thing for our civilization, right?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 23, 2015 02:08 PM (Fnyc2)
Weasel Zippers
Yeah right in line with your husband, that senile old bastard from AZ: You have nothing to fear from a President Fredo?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2015 02:08 PM (rDqRv)
Filthy and typical Jooo behavior: crushing the legitimate aspirations of a knife-wielding freedom fighter!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at February 23, 2015 02:08 PM (Zu3d9)
(DISCLAIMER: The above comment is not a statement of fact, rather an expression of hopeful optimism)
Say, you ever gamble? Love to have you over for our monthly card game.
Posted by: HH at February 23, 2015 02:08 PM (Ce4DF)
Why would I want drunk abs?
Posted by: Soothsayer, Knower Of All Approximate Knowledge Now and In The Future at February 23, 2015 02:08 PM (HkNlg)
Posted by: zipity at February 23, 2015 02:09 PM (yhnBU)
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If MSKGB fires Al, Bark's not going to like it. I can't believe MSKGB would disappoint President Boyfriend.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 23, 2015 02:09 PM (LImiJ)
Posted by: HH at February 23, 2015 02:08 PM (Ce4DF)
****
So you're saying there's a chance?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 23, 2015 02:10 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Al Shaprton at February 23, 2015 02:10 PM (K4YiS)
Which is why I set the bar deliberately low.
Someone who is black is black because of genetics. Discrimination based on biology is (and should be, at least in polite company) a no-no.
It also has nothing to do with your actions.
On the other hand, homosexual marriage, for instance, is explicitly an action. And baking a cake for a wedding (any wedding) should be a voluntary endeavor. Yet the gay lobby has successfully forced (via government coercion) more than one baker to embrace, if not endorse, their *actions.*
Now, if I'm going to be forced to embrace an action you take- to support it with my labor- then it had better damn well at least be able to clear the hurdle of "biologically driven."
It has the LBGTBBQWTF crowd that drove it to this. I neither knew nor cared whether a homosexual was "born that way" or homosexual by choice/nurture. But the moment you use the government to control my actions, you've changed the game.
Therefore, I am damn well going to point out the inconsistencies in their world view. You cannot have it both ways- you can't say that homosexuality is biological (and therefore worthy of government protection) but that gender is not (and therefore... not).
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 02:11 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Furious George at February 23, 2015 02:11 PM (UlJ3l)
When they ran out of live Jews.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 23, 2015 02:12 PM (UeZGr)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 23, 2015 02:09 PM (LImiJ)
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And they'll lose all that wonderful Soros money too.
Posted by: Soona at February 23, 2015 02:12 PM (/HX7u)
(DISCLAIMER: The above comment is not a statement of fact, rather an expression of hopeful optimism)
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ISIS knows what to do to guys like you.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 23, 2015 02:12 PM (LImiJ)
Posted by: DocJ at February 23, 2015 02:12 PM (zrsn3)
Posted by: zipity at February 23, 2015 02:12 PM (yhnBU)
The bartender says ' Sorry no drinks here'
The transgender says ' you're a bar . You must have drinks'
The bartender says ' sorry we have chosen to be a Boxing ring today ' and then punches Bill Nye in face.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 23, 2015 02:13 PM (BBBoi)
Posted by: alexthechick - So Jazz Hands. Much magic. at February 23, 2015 02:07 PM (mf5HN)
I just look for the mountains.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 23, 2015 02:13 PM (10ydV)
I think all ethnicities *can* assimilate here, but not all religions.
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 23, 2015 02:13 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Fritz at February 23, 2015 02:13 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 23, 2015 02:12 PM (LImiJ)
****
That seems a little harsh.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 23, 2015 02:13 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: alexthechick - So Jazz Hands. Much magic. at February 23, 2015 02:14 PM (mf5HN)
Al and Bill's "Why Won't Those Crown Heights and European Jews Just Love Their Neighbors?" Funtime Hour
for Al Jazeera.
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2015 02:14 PM (K4YiS)
I'm probably going to take some heat for this, but I am of the opinion that any business owner should be free to do business, or not do business, with whomever he chooses, for any reason or for no reason.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2015 02:14 PM (2Ojst)
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A Hate Pez dispenser.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 23, 2015 02:14 PM (LImiJ)
That.
Is.
AWESOME.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 02:14 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at February 23, 2015 02:15 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 23, 2015 02:13 PM (10ydV)
I just look at the paper bag.
Posted by: wrg500 at February 23, 2015 02:15 PM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: Bigby's Imperial Thumbs Up at February 23, 2015 02:15 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Roy at February 23, 2015 02:16 PM (VndSC)
Not from me. Like I said- I was setting the bar deliberately low.
If I want to get mean, I start asking someone to explain why the government should be able to force me, at the point of a gun, to do any business with anyone.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 02:16 PM (M1uf/)
****
So MSNBC is giving up on the moderates?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 23, 2015 02:16 PM (NeFrd)
Therefore, I am damn well going to point out the inconsistencies in their world view. You cannot have it both ways- you can't say that homosexuality is biological (and therefore worthy of government protection) but that gender is not (and therefore... not).
The transgendered are the fringe of a fringe. You can't use their argument against the mainstream view that homosexuals are people with rights.
So if homosexuality is biological, then it's like serving blacks at the bar and you have no problem with it? Because it looks as if you're trying to justify it as a choice and therefor be justified in your discrimination.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, now half gay at February 23, 2015 02:16 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Resist we much at February 23, 2015 02:16 PM (Moh0M)
that any business owner should be free to do business, or not do
business, with whomever he chooses, for any reason or for no reason.
Well, in a sane world that would be the case in a place that likes to call itself "The Land of the Free". But the USA hasn't been that for a looooooooooooooooooong time, amigo.
Posted by: DocJ at February 23, 2015 02:16 PM (zrsn3)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 23, 2015 02:14 PM (LImiJ)
I thought EoJ was white.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 02:16 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2015 02:14 PM (2Ojst)
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Agree.
Posted by: Soona at February 23, 2015 02:16 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Citizen X at February 23, 2015 02:16 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 23, 2015 02:13 PM (10ydV)
It's easy to get lazy that way. The Peak is still blocked out at the moment.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at February 23, 2015 02:17 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at February 23, 2015 02:05 PM (5dKi4)
Rev. Al to lose show, Hayes, Schultz, O'Donnell on chopping block. http://tinyurl.com/n8dy5lf
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at February 23, 2015 02:15 PM (vgIRn)
Question and answer.
Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at February 23, 2015 02:17 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: alexthechick - So Jazz Hands. Much magic. at February 23, 2015 02:07 PM (mf5HN)
You should stand in the place where you are.
Posted by: Michael Stipe at February 23, 2015 02:17 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: HugoStiglitz at February 23, 2015 02:17 PM (Moh0M)
Posted by: Feh at February 23, 2015 02:18 PM (q9mLf)
We're going to need another Timmy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM1S27fPUQY
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 23, 2015 02:18 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at February 23, 2015 02:17 PM (vgIRn)
Yeah, when I lived in El Paso I'd get lost every time I went to the west side of town because the mountains were suddenly on the 'wrong' side.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 23, 2015 02:18 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Rascal Scooter Brigade at February 23, 2015 02:19 PM (MbqmP)
______________________
Should a black caterer be forced to serve a KKK rally? After all, Klan members need to eat and drink too, and their money is just as good as everybody else's, isn't it?
If it's okay to force a Christian to bake a cake or photograph a gay wedding, then it must also be okay to force a black business owner to provide services for a Klan function, or force a Muslim business owner to provide services for a Bacon Festival.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 23, 2015 02:20 PM (Fnyc2)
>>>The bartender says ' Sorry no drinks here'
Which, you know, I almost always see in some hackneyed Hollywood flick in some Deep South honkytonk kinda place "We don't serve you" "You ain't welcome here" etc. and then the protagonist proceeds to beat everybody up because drinks are like a Right or something.
Posted by: Bigby's Imperial Thumbs Up at February 23, 2015 02:20 PM (3ZtZW)
Well, since a GOP House and Senate and a GOP White House re-authorized the Civil Rights Act in 2006 immediately after it sunsetted, it's going to be another couple of decades before actual freedom of contract is restored.
Till then, it's "disparate impact" all the way down the line with federal bureaucrats empowered to snoop into any commercial or hiring decision to ensure racial mandates are met.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 23, 2015 02:20 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 23, 2015 02:20 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, now half gay at February 23, 2015 02:21 PM (JtwS4)
If you're running low, go to the store
Carry some money to help you buy more
The tab is there to open the can
The can is there to hold in the spam
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 23, 2015 02:21 PM (/kI1Q)
Is pedophillia a biological condition in your opinion? For the record I think so because of the recidivism regardless of the consequences .
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 23, 2015 02:21 PM (BBBoi)
government should be able to force me, at the point of a gun, to do any
business with anyone.
Behold the power of this armed and fully operational Commerce Clause!
Posted by: The Black Robed Nine at February 23, 2015 02:21 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Citizen X at February 23, 2015 02:16 PM (7ObY1)
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If nothing else, Guiliani is making some people pause and actually think about Ogumbe's actions these last six years. I say, you go, Guiliani.
Posted by: Soona at February 23, 2015 02:22 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 23, 2015 02:20 PM (Fnyc2)
Or a Neo-Nazi to force a Jewish baker to make an Auschwitz anniversary cake with little frosting ovens.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2015 02:22 PM (2Ojst)
That's *so* old-fashioned. Long since superseded by using the blood of Palestinian Muslim children, don't you know.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 23, 2015 02:22 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: wrg500 at February 23, 2015 02:22 PM (sgrzZ)
business, or not do business, with whomever he chooses, for any reason
or for no reason.
Following-up - I've long been fascinated that the government in an allegedly free country would force someone to take someone's money under the guise of "public accommodation". Sorry; not just no, but fvck no.
I'm similarly fascinated by people who will hand over their cash to receive a service from someone who obviously doesn't want to perform it, but then again I go out of my way to neither pick fights nor live in a state of perpetual OUTRAGE!!!!! so of course this would seem, well, odd to me.
Posted by: DocJ at February 23, 2015 02:22 PM (zrsn3)
Posted by: torquewrench at February 23, 2015 02:22 PM (noWW6)
*****
I think in most recipes you can substitute three egg whites.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 23, 2015 02:23 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Hank at February 23, 2015 02:23 PM (4NelN)
http://bacontoday.com/bacon-festivals-2015/
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 23, 2015 02:23 PM (/kI1Q)
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The assault commerce clause with the shoulder thingy that goes up.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 23, 2015 02:24 PM (LImiJ)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 23, 2015 02:24 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, now half gay at February 23, 2015 02:21 PM (JtwS4)
Wow. It's as if false equivalencies & straw men never happened.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Rascal Scooter Brigade at February 23, 2015 02:25 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 23, 2015 02:25 PM (LA7Cm)
"choose" why not your sexual orientation?
I choose to orientate north.
Posted by: couch fucker at February 23, 2015 02:01 PM (sgrzZ)
So your naugonnahyde it?
Posted by: Zombie Charles Darwin at February 23, 2015 02:25 PM (FHh8u)
Posted by: Bill Nyestein at February 23, 2015 02:25 PM (JgQLj)
Is pedophillia a biological condition in your opinion? For the record I think so because of the recidivism regardless of the consequences .
Doesn't matter because one half of the equation can not give consent. That has nothing to do with civil rights for gay Americans.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, now half gay at February 23, 2015 02:26 PM (JtwS4)
That makes the situation sound more hopeful than it is. Should be, "it's going to be another couple of decades before actual freedom of contract might hypothetically be restored."
There's no reason why the Civil Rights Act might not be re-re-re-authorized in endless perpetuity.
If Democrats have power at the time, they surely won't let it die. If Republicans have power at the time, well, geez, they HAD power when the CRA sunsetted, and they re-authorized it in a ridiculous bid to attract black voters to the GOP. Black voters then went to the polls later that year and voted their expected straight ticket Democratic line, helping produce the epochal GOP wipeout of 2006.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 23, 2015 02:26 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Rascal Scooter Brigade
There are plenty of gay bakeries in SF's Castro District.
Seriously, to test this law, someone should found (just for this purpose) a group called "Christian Patriarchs Against Gay Marriage" and walk into one of those gay bakeries and ask them to make a cake for an upcoming CPAGM conference, with the phrase
"If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them"
spelled out in frosting.
When the baker refuses, sue.
If the law if fairly applied, the baker must be FORCED to bake that cake.
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2015 02:26 PM (K4YiS)
I would just make the worst cake ever.
The two grooms would look like Mr Bill on acid. There would be lima beans also.
Posted by: eleven at February 23, 2015 02:26 PM (Ae7K+)
Posted by: Hauptsturmführer Wilhelm Nye at February 23, 2015 02:27 PM (0Ew3K)
If our laws were applied equitably, of course.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 23, 2015 02:27 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, now half gay at February 23, 2015 02:26 PM (JtwS4)
Yeah, well, we're working on that.
Posted by: The next great wave of "civil rights" at February 23, 2015 02:28 PM (vgIRn)
And yet the homosexual lobby joins with them quite readily. Which means their views can't be too divergent.
So if homosexuality is biological, then it's like serving blacks at the bar and you have no problem with it? Because it looks as if you're trying to justify it as a choice and therefor be justified in your discrimination.
Wrong in so many ways I'm not sure I'll ever be able to get you sorted out, but here goes.
1- I should not be forced to do business with anyone with whom I do not want to do business- no matter the reason.
2- Many quite religious people have deep-seated beliefs that homosexual marriage is wrong. Many of those are in marriage related business (cake decorating is the big one in the news).
3- The gay lobby has successfully used government coercion to force these religious people to do business with someone with whom they do not wish to do business.
4- Before you get to use the government to coerce me to do business with you, you had better be able (as a starting minimum) to prove that my 'discrimination' is based on a biological factor.
5- The gay lobby willingly (to the point of expanding their acronym, at least) allies with people who assert that gender (for which biology is known and for which we can test, if we so choose) is a "social construct" and something that you can choose.
6- Therefore, it is logical that the gay lobby agrees with that statement.
7- If the gay lobby agrees that gender is a social construct that can be chosen, then *logically* they must also believe that sexual orientation is something that can be chosen.
8- Therefore, the gay lobby fails at even getting past the ridiculously low bar I have set for being able to use the government to coerce me into doing business with them.
It's a logical progression. Note that I have not spoken of any homosexual people specifically here. Many homosexuals are *not* part of the gay lobby and do not identify with the LBGTBBQWTG movement.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 02:28 PM (M1uf/)
I think someone has tried that, and the Court dismissed the case because of garble garble not really about free speech garble garble
Posted by: Penfold at February 23, 2015 02:28 PM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: 0302 at February 23, 2015 12:54 PM (N6eLE)
Either explain what you mean about Weird Al or admit that you fucked up with your accusation. Al is about as non-political as you can get from an entertainer, and most people don't even realize he's an evangelical Christian because he doesn't bring up religion in interviews either. So I'm calling you out.
Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at February 23, 2015 02:28 PM (IbjZr)
Posted by: Brian Williamsstein at February 23, 2015 02:29 PM (JgQLj)
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That's like Pee Wee Herman trying to get the lead in the next Die Hard movie.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 23, 2015 02:29 PM (LImiJ)
Posted by: Bigby's Imperial Thumbs Up at February 23, 2015 02:29 PM (3ZtZW)
A Tale of Two Cities
Chicago, IL Houston, TX
Population 2.7 million 2.15 million
Median HH Income $38,600 $37,000
% African-American 38.9% 24%
% Hispanic 29.9% 44%
% Asian 5.5% 6%
% Non-Hispanic White 28.7% 26%
Pretty similar until you compare the following:
Concealed Carry gun law no yes
# of Gun Stores 0 184 - Dedicated gun stores
plus 1500 - legal places to buy guns
Homicides, 2012 1,806 207
Homicides per 100K 38.4 9.6
Avg. January high temperature (F) 31 63
Democrat Conclusion: Cold weather from global warming causes murder.
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 23, 2015 02:29 PM (evdj2)
But his switch to comedic science goofball and his inability to figure out the global warming scam means we should see his grades before he gives us another lecture on any subject. But his Rodney King philosophy of "can't <strike>we</strike> Jews all just get along" is sophomoric.
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 23, 2015 02:30 PM (K6DMc)
Posted by: torquewrench at February 23, 2015 02:26 PM (noWW6)
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What needs to be done is getting rid of the non-stop perpetual campaign seasons. That's all politicians in DC do anymore is campaign.
Posted by: Soona at February 23, 2015 02:31 PM (/HX7u)
Has Ace come back with my lunch yet?
Posted by: Bruce J. at February 23, 2015 02:31 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 23, 2015 02:31 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: 0302 at February 23, 2015 12:54 PM (N6eLE)
Either explain what you mean about Weird Al or admit that you fucked up with your accusation. Al is about as non-political as you can get from an entertainer, and most people don't even realize he's an evangelical Christian because he doesn't bring up religion in interviews either. So I'm calling you out.
Posted by: digitalbrownshirt
I think there's a huge misunderstanding here: "Weird Al" in this context is referring to Al Gore, I presume, not Al Yankovich.
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2015 02:31 PM (K4YiS)
I think they heard Bush's speeches, saw how fast England signed on, and put 2 and 2 together properly.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 01:42 PM (M1uf/)
I think it was more that Libya cut off their supplies to the IRA when they saw that Bush actually meant business when dealing with terror.
Remember, Qaddafi started ratting out terrorists all over the world after 9-11 because he knew his neck was on the line next.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 23, 2015 02:32 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: Realism at February 23, 2015 02:32 PM (ibvmu)
Posted by: Minister Louis Farrakhan, fond of number 19 at February 23, 2015 02:32 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 23, 2015 02:33 PM (GDulk)
That's a chronic problem around here. People think they're being cute but they have no idea how unfunny they are. Not to mention the whole libel thing.
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 23, 2015 02:33 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: zombie
"icons of yesteryear's children"
Since when was Al Gore an icon of "yesteryear's children"?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 23, 2015 02:33 PM (etsc+)
Posted by: Citizen X at February 23, 2015 02:33 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 23, 2015 02:34 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Citizen X at February 23, 2015 02:34 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 23, 2015 02:35 PM (LA7Cm)
Since when was Al Gore an icon of "yesteryear's children"?
Also, we have lots of demeaning names for Al Gore. "Weird Al" refers to the entertainer, Alfred Yankovich.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 02:35 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: eleven at February 23, 2015 02:35 PM (Ae7K+)
Posted by: Epobirs at February 23, 2015 02:35 PM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Bigby's Imperial Thumbs Up at February 23, 2015 02:36 PM (3ZtZW)
Just because you accept one type of sexual perversion does not mean you get to force it on others.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 23, 2015 02:36 PM (BBBoi)
Posted by: Citizen X at February 23, 2015 02:36 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 23, 2015 02:36 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: eleven at February 23, 2015 02:37 PM (Ae7K+)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 23, 2015 02:37 PM (etsc+)
Last I was aware Weird Al is an HRC supporter. I don't really care if you want to call yourself an "ally" but HRC uses some pretty scummy, ad hominem tactics to advance their political ends.
I want to say there was something else that deflated my former enjoyment of his comedy but it escapes me at the moment. Perhaps I over-spoke comparing WAY's level of involvement to BNTSG's subject way-fringe statement.
Posted by: 0302 at February 23, 2015 02:37 PM (N6eLE)
Seriously, to test this law, someone should found (just for this purpose) a group called "Christian Patriarchs Against Gay Marriage" and walk into one of those gay bakeries and ask them to make a cake for an upcoming CPAGM conference, with the phrase
"If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them"
spelled out in frosting.
When the baker refuses, sue.
If the law if fairly applied, the baker must be FORCED to bake that cake.
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2015 02:26 PM (K4YiS)
What part of "more equal than others" don't you understand?
Posted by: Squealer of Animal Farm at February 23, 2015 02:37 PM (0Ew3K)
Dumber than a bag of hammers.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 23, 2015 02:36 PM (g1DWB)
And far less useful.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2015 02:37 PM (2Ojst)
*clears throat*
Don't place your bright red line on "consent". I guarantee you that will be one of the lines of attack to normalize pederasty.
EG: "Why is the age of consent 19? That seems rather arbitrary. A person knows the difference between right and wrong at age 8 (this is actually true -edit). Are you saying that an 8 year old can't feel love?"
Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2015 02:38 PM (jhqr1)
Did someone say Dr. Demento?
Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah
A boy of 5 stands close to the toilet
Holds the lid up with one hand
Won't let go the lid for fear that
On his banana it will land
Don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah
Posted by: Citizen X at February 23, 2015 02:38 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 23, 2015 02:38 PM (wtvvX)
Just because you accept one type of sexual perversion does not mean you get to force it on others.
So homosexuality is perversion. I saved part of a rant to recycle.
"So I've thought about this and I think for gay males there are about four basic sex acts: give or get oral, give anal or get anal. I have received oral and given anal, again enjoyable. So that's half of the acts. With girls, but it's the same act.
So, from now on my blog persona is officially half gay."
I think it's illogical to enjoy blowjobs but condemn others for it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, now half gay at February 23, 2015 02:39 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Justfactualthings at February 23, 2015 02:39 PM (oCxXI)
Posted by: torquewrench at February 23, 2015 02:39 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Realism at February 23, 2015 02:39 PM (MbqmP)
Exactly.
"Consent" *is* a social construct which can be modified as society desires.
And has, over the centuries.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 02:40 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 23, 2015 02:41 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2015 02:42 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, now half gay at February 23, 2015 02:42 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 23, 2015 02:43 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Bigby's Imperial Thumbs Up at February 23, 2015 02:43 PM (3ZtZW)
If the law if fairly applied, the baker must be FORCED to bake that cake.
Posted by: zombie at February 23, 2015 02:26 PM (K4YiS)
There are two solutions for the bakers:
1st: Don't do custom orders and offer only cakes of predetermined designed. All wedding cakes will include a groom and bride and explicitly mention that marriage is a union of a man and a woman. Anyone would be allowed to buy those wedding cakes. That way the baker can't be forced to celebrate a gay wedding without "discriminating".
2nd: Alternatively, for all custom jobs, have a contract that requires that the person highering you gives you complete artistic control, and that no cake shall be made that both parties don't artistically agree one. A bit more of a risk, but the explicitness over the artistic freedom might just do it.
Posted by: The Unbaked Hat at February 23, 2015 02:46 PM (0Ew3K)
Err... yes?
We are a heterosexual species. Boys have sex with girls to create new boys and girls. This bi-ol-o-gy.
Therefore, homosexual acts are perversions of heterosexual behaviors. If you prefer, I guess you can call them "deviant acts" and call homosexuality "deviant" instead of "perversions" and "perversion."
But the biological reality is the same regardless.
Now *none* of that has to do with how they should be treated in a just society. Should they be able to work, live as they choose, etc. None of it. And you'll not hear anyone at the HQ say they shouldn't be able to live as they choose.
What many of us *will* say is that 1) such deviants should not be on some special protected list by the US government and 2) that we should not (therefore) be required to embrace and even endorse this deviant behavior.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 23, 2015 02:46 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 23, 2015 02:47 PM (NeFrd)
I apologize if that's insufficient to justify disappointment on your end. I thought HRC's IRS leaking/targeting of individuals was sort of uncool, and thereby generally dislike people who go their way.
Posted by: 0302 at February 23, 2015 02:48 PM (N6eLE)
I mean... if your gender (something definitely biological) is up for you to "choose" why not your sexual orientation?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon
The New Doublethink: Natural Born Social Construct?
Can 2 + 2 = 3, at the same time 2 + 2 = 5? According the Orwellian Doublethink, it can and must. This doublethink is the fundamental argument of transgenderism.
http://tinyurl.com/qzwsa8s
Posted by: The Doubleplus Hat at February 23, 2015 02:49 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: biancaneve at February 23, 2015 02:51 PM (Zl68m)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 23, 2015 02:51 PM (+4uXG)
When he did the "Genius In France" song from the Poodle Hat album, he noted that some assumed he was making fun of the French due to them not supporting the Iraq war.
He explained that it was entirely unrelated, and that he'd been making fun of the French since long before it became in season to do so.
I give him all the credit in the world for focusing on entertaining, and leaving the rest of it entirely out of his public persona.
Posted by: Hawkins1701 at February 23, 2015 02:54 PM (Gq5Jb)
You have to be free to be stupid and self destructive in your business or you're not free at all. That's the price of liberty" people doing dumb stuff you don't agree with but that don't harm you.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 23, 2015 02:56 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Real ERG! at February 23, 2015 02:57 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at February 23, 2015 02:58 PM (IbjZr)
I recalled a disappointment; it doesn't mean it has to be your disappointment. My apologies for any derailment to the thread and for casually throwing out an unqualified connection between the two.
Posted by: 0302 at February 23, 2015 03:10 PM (N6eLE)
Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at February 23, 2015 03:13 PM (IbjZr)
Snobs!
Posted by: RKae at February 23, 2015 03:20 PM (AcYQx)
He may well be, but I don't really care
Naive ignoramus. That fits.
Historical footnote: my Austrian assimilated grandfather on my father's side barely got out of Nazi occupied Austria in 1939, with his family (including my father).
He was an Austrian patriot, supposedly loved to hike in the Alps and proudly served in the Austro Hungarian Army in WWI (as did most of the Jews of Austria)
My father recalls his showing up when applying for endless visa permits in his uniform trying to shame the Nazi clerks into issuing papers.
The only reason they got out is that when they applied Eichmann happened to be in favor of letting Jews leave as the most efficient way to make his jurisdiction Judenrein.
My takeaway?
Love America, Love Israel and be sure you have the means for self defense.
Posted by: NYC Parent, H8 Club Div at February 23, 2015 04:07 PM (HEo6y)
Not only that, if its a choice, they it can be encouraged. Especially among impressionable youts. Hence, sex education at earlier and earlier ages, with said education veering way off the "birds and bees" trajectory.
Posted by: Saltyron at February 23, 2015 04:26 PM (i6shs)
Actually, "groups that fight imagined hate with real hate" would be a more apt description.
Posted by: RKae at February 23, 2015 05:20 PM (NnmW4)
This is still one of my most popular postings...
PS--Has nothing to do with global warming
Posted by: Michael D. Shaw at February 23, 2015 05:56 PM (dEw1n)
Posted by: Michael D. Shaw at February 23, 2015 05:57 PM (dEw1n)
I'm pretty sure the Nazis would give a pink armband to Bill Nye.
And they thought there was something wrong with that.
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