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Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 20, 2015 06:24 PM (Bn6aD) 2
There is but one solution: annihilate radical Islamists.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 20, 2015 06:25 PM (nL0sw) 3
I'm getting one of these insightful COEXIST bumper stickers. I'm doing my part.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2015 06:26 PM (g1DWB) 4
Okay, I see it's turn in your bible clinging extremist evangelical neighbors because..... EXTREMISM
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 20, 2015 06:26 PM (Bn6aD) Posted by: In Exile at February 20, 2015 06:26 PM (/3yYD) 6
They went extreme retard.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2015 06:26 PM (2Ojst) 7
Kill every muslim terrorist and drench their corpse in pigs' blood and bury them in a Jewish cemetery.
Done and done. Black Jack Pershing style. Posted by: prescient11 at February 20, 2015 06:27 PM (q5APL) 8
It takes a village to raze a village.
Posted by: Garrett at February 20, 2015 06:27 PM (CK6g5) 9
They are regressing to Jr High.
Posted by: freaked at February 20, 2015 06:28 PM (JdEZJ) 10
We really are being led by the Harvard faculty lounge.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2015 06:28 PM (g1DWB) 11
If you open the window you can hear them laughing at the Kremlin and Beijing.
Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2015 06:28 PM (KETbL) 12
8 It takes a
Posted by: Garrett at February 20, 2015 06:27 PM (CK6g5) FTFY Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2015 06:28 PM (2Ojst) 13
The wheels have come off the Obama clown car
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 20, 2015 06:28 PM (V+kmg) 14
word : kerry
Posted by: FCF at February 20, 2015 06:29 PM (kejii) 15
I don't have the time to waste on Twitter so I'm glad Ace is sharing some of the best with us on his posts. Love this tweet!
Posted by: keena at February 20, 2015 06:29 PM (Od8DM) 16
There is only one solution that will work. Kill them all and salt the earth.
Posted by: Vic at February 20, 2015 06:29 PM (wlDny) 17
Stop laughing you guys. Stoooop.
Posted by: Hacky Psaki at February 20, 2015 06:29 PM (JdEZJ) 18
Amy has this bunch pegged.
Posted by: TX ette at February 20, 2015 06:29 PM (sUJHF) 19
I don't think they're taking about muslims here if you know what I mean...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 20, 2015 06:30 PM (Bn6aD) 20
They act like a terrible HR department in a struggling company.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 20, 2015 06:30 PM (iRZl4) 21
I'm sensing we've moved to a breaking point. Are we at a breaking point?
It seems that the Left has reached a point of absurdity in the mind of the majority, and we're going to see the pendulum swing back start, or we're gonna split down the middle. Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 06:30 PM (MMC8r) Posted by: Garrett at February 20, 2015 06:30 PM (CK6g5) 23
This was so predictable: instead of thinking about community and unity driven solutions to the terrorist problem, conservatives just want to shoot everything that moves.
Posted by: Mama Revolution at February 20, 2015 06:30 PM (xAo4g) 24
I like the cut of Ms. Otto's jib and would like to subscribe to her newsletter.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2015 06:31 PM (2Ojst) 25
BTW, experts are saying that video of the 21 Coptics being executed is fake.
Posted by: Vic at February 20, 2015 06:31 PM (wlDny) 26
Mama Revolution is moving!
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 20, 2015 06:31 PM (iRZl4) Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Hot Potatoes at February 20, 2015 06:31 PM (MbqmP) 28
Where's the section for Mock, Ridicule, Demean, and Otherize? You know, like Obama, Democrats, and ProgMedia do to us.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 20, 2015 06:31 PM (ZPrif) 29
23 This was so predictable: instead of thinking about community and unity driven solutions to the terrorist problem, conservatives just want to shoot everything that moves.
Posted by: Mama Revolution at February 20, 2015 06:30 PM (xAo4g) That's not fair. We want to shoot some things that don't move, too. Posted by: In Exile at February 20, 2015 06:32 PM (/3yYD) 30
Do they have a good # tag... You gotta have one of those...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 20, 2015 06:32 PM (Bn6aD) 31
>>This was so predictable: instead of thinking about community and unity driven solutions to the terrorist problem, conservatives just want to shoot everything that moves.
Move. Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2015 06:32 PM (g1DWB) 32
"What says 'fuck it' better than asking for advice on national security on Twitter?"
There's actually some great national security advice on Twitter. They're just following the wrong people's tweets. As they do. Posted by: torquewrench at February 20, 2015 06:32 PM (noWW6) 33
Wow. How could we have missed all these obvious solutions to "violent extremism"? If only we had mentored and engaged and educated those 9/11 terrorists! We could have taken them into our society, allowed them to attend our flight schools . . . oh, wait . . . .
Well surely it would have worked with the Boston Marathon extremists. We could have allowed them to immigrate to our country, we could have provided them with all sorts of welfare, we could have let them enroll in our schools . . . oh, wait . . . . But then certainly it would have worked with the Ft. Hood extremist. We could have welcomed him into our country, allowed him to join our Army, allowed him to attend our schools and earn a doctorate, paid him a 6-figure salary and . . . oh, wait . . . . Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 20, 2015 06:32 PM (Fnyc2) 34
To answer Amy, hiring John Kerry as Secretariat of State?
Posted by: Garrett at February 20, 2015 06:32 PM (CK6g5) Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at February 20, 2015 06:32 PM (NeFrd) 36
That graphic is very colorful. Jumps right out at you.
Posted by: Ronster at February 20, 2015 06:33 PM (ymjdW) 37
I might be wrong but I think this begins and ends in mosques .
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 20, 2015 06:33 PM (HkkyM) 38
#ptettypleasestopterrorizing
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 20, 2015 06:33 PM (iRZl4) 39
Cannot believe that we have Preznit Asshat in charge. How far America has fallen from the days when Reagan was in office.
Posted by: jmel at February 20, 2015 06:33 PM (cfFqn) 40
"Okay, I see it's turn in your bible clinging extremist evangelical neighbors because..... EXTREMISM"
Ding Ding Ding Posted by: Lauren at February 20, 2015 06:33 PM (MYCIw) 41
I'm looking for the option "turn their countries into sheets of glass"....
Nope - still not seeing it... Posted by: Fred B at February 20, 2015 06:33 PM (Ygm9Z) 42
What the heck is that graphic?????
So so bad. I swear our hr department used the same one for something. I kind of doubt it will stop murderous beheading medieval crazy people from a damn thing. Posted by: Lea at February 20, 2015 06:33 PM (vmMMi) 43
Stomp this bullshit where it starts .
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 20, 2015 06:34 PM (HkkyM) Posted by: Michael Hutchens at February 20, 2015 06:34 PM (MbqmP) 45
what does harfy mean?
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at February 20, 2015 06:34 PM (LWu6U) Posted by: The Dalek Foreign Policy Brain Trust at February 20, 2015 06:34 PM (noWW6) 47
Because what sort of "solution" to ISIS is going to be found in my community, population 1500, exactly?
I'd really like to know. Posted by: Lauren at February 20, 2015 06:34 PM (MYCIw) 48
I don't see the icon for "deport"
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at February 20, 2015 06:34 PM (LWu6U) 49
2 There is but one solution: annihilate radical Islamists.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 20, 2015 06:25 PM (nL0sw) Think globally, act locally. Posted by: flounder at February 20, 2015 06:34 PM (FHh8u) 50
This is so damned stupid on so many levels but for one thing violent extremism doesn't come from my community. They are looking in the wrong place.
Posted by: freaked at February 20, 2015 06:34 PM (JdEZJ) 51
Somebody needs a hug!
C'mere, Achmed, ya knucklehead! Let Uncle Seamus give you a big old squeeze. Now doesn't that make the murderous impulses fade away? There's a good boy! Wanna go fishing? Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at February 20, 2015 06:35 PM (NeFrd) Posted by: Nip Sip at February 20, 2015 06:35 PM (0FSuD) 53
None, zero, zip, nada of the "violent extremists" that cannot be named is FROM my community. So my solution is to keep doing exactly what we are doing, as well as not allow violent extremist from other communities into my community. Posted by: High Horse at February 20, 2015 06:35 PM (F192H) 54
"I might be wrong but I think this begins and ends in mosques ."
If they're building mosques, it won't end at all. Jus' sayin'. Posted by: Keith Arnold at February 20, 2015 06:35 PM (iIzG7) 55
So ... parenting, mentoring, educating, engaging, supporting, communicating ... where's "killing?"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 20, 2015 06:35 PM (oKE6c) 56
Eliminate, exterminate, eradicate, conjugate
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at February 20, 2015 06:36 PM (LWu6U) Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2015 06:36 PM (dVmLD) 58
KILL THE BASTARDS!
KILL THE BASTARDS! KILL THE BASTARDS! KILL THE BASTARDS! KILL THE BASTARDS! KILL THE BASTARDS! KILL THE BASTARDS! Posted by: Zombie Ronald Reagan at February 20, 2015 06:36 PM (0Ew3K) 59
45 what does harfy mean?
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at February 20, 2015 06:34 PM (LWu6U) In the manner of Marie Harf. Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2015 06:36 PM (2Ojst) 60
Is there a Powerpoint presentation of this?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at February 20, 2015 06:36 PM (NeFrd) 61
To a community organizer, every problem is simply a community that needs organizing... Posted by: High Horse at February 20, 2015 06:36 PM (F192H) 62
Nowhere does it say violent "ISLAMIC extremists.... I think they want those right wing extremists..
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 20, 2015 06:36 PM (Bn6aD) Posted by: John McCain at February 20, 2015 06:37 PM (LoIJo) 64
Proper Tire Inflation and Car Pooling will help stop ISIS.
Posted by: Garrett at February 20, 2015 06:37 PM (CK6g5) 65
It NOT in our community idiots. Why? Boosh, stopped them.
Unless you are talking about those evil "right wingers" This has to be a joke. Really. Not serious people. Posted by: Nip Sip at February 20, 2015 06:37 PM (0FSuD) 66
This is a fair representation of Obama's entire presidency.
Nice graphics, cool colors, and completely wrong. The last time I checked, my community had nothing to do with violent extremism. So what, as a member of a community, am I supposed to do about radical Islam and the rise of the caliphate? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2015 06:37 PM (Zu3d9) 67
Maybe ISIS is up for some beer pong.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at February 20, 2015 06:37 PM (MtEMa) 68
From the State Dept webstye:
"What solutions do you think are most critical to countering violent extremism?" Some harfy told us what the solution was a couple of days ago--jobs. Squirrel. Posted by: fly gal at February 20, 2015 06:37 PM (8TdcF) 69
"50 This is so damned stupid on so many levels but for one thing violent extremism doesn't come from my community. They are looking in the wrong place."
I told you this is why Obama was so fucking eager to drop "Islamic" from the conversation. He is not talking about them. He's talking about us. We're the "violent extremists". It was all part of his stupid fucking plan. Posted by: Lauren at February 20, 2015 06:37 PM (MYCIw) 70
Who threw this pile of shit together?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 20, 2015 06:37 PM (oFCZn) 71
Suggesting that Obama and his administration resign en masse would do the trick.
Posted by: no good deed at February 20, 2015 06:37 PM (5ZMRa) 72
clowns all the way down
Posted by: Feh at February 20, 2015 06:38 PM (g/zj9) 73
Sadly we had to pay people to come up with that graphic and PowerPoint presentation.
Posted by: freaked at February 20, 2015 06:38 PM (JdEZJ) Posted by: Barf Harf at February 20, 2015 06:38 PM (0FSuD) 75
If the Skipper hadn't made Gilligan his "little buddy" there's no telling how many westerners the little goof would have beheaded.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at February 20, 2015 06:38 PM (NeFrd) 76
What about those people who engage in Rioting and Looting and Burning Businesses and Cars?
Are those 'violent extremists'? Posted by: wheatie at February 20, 2015 06:38 PM (IAZFm) 77
All I know is that those focus group tested, deeply researched, carefully chosen to encourage calm and tranquil colors make me want to drop kick a puppy.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 20, 2015 06:38 PM (IrByp) 78
Amyotto8. Better qualified than Harf, Psaki, and Obama.
Posted by: flounder at February 20, 2015 06:38 PM (FHh8u) Posted by: Keith Arnold at February 20, 2015 06:39 PM (iIzG7) 80
Repeated whiffs of grapeshot
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 20, 2015 06:39 PM (OEWRk) 81
And look what happened to Eddie Haskell when he rejected Mr. Cleaver's attempts at mentoring.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at February 20, 2015 06:39 PM (NeFrd) 82
76 What about those people who engage in Rioting and Looting and Burning Businesses and Cars?
Are those 'violent extremists'? Posted by: wheatie at February 20, 2015 06:38 PM (IAZFm) Restive youths with legitimate grievances. Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2015 06:39 PM (2Ojst) 83
You know, if the goal was to get all those ISIS guys on the ground, rolling with laughter, then I say, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Posted by: High Horse at February 20, 2015 06:39 PM (F192H) 84
Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at February 20, 2015 06:39 PM (jqHOY) 85
See this is how you "brain storm" to find solution when stuck doing "group work" in high school or college.
I hate this shit Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 20, 2015 06:39 PM (zOTsN) 86
I think Ann Coulter answered the question a decade ago but she got fired for it.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 20, 2015 06:39 PM (iRZl4) 87
I blame student government.
Seriously, can't you see this "solution" being offered up by some earnest ASB vice president? "...and then we'll make a logo, Jason's pretty good at that. And we can put together a bake sale to raise awareness. And we'll have Annie do a morning announcement. This is great stuff people. Meeting adjourned." Posted by: bonhomme at February 20, 2015 06:40 PM (jhqr1) Posted by: Indy and Salah at February 20, 2015 06:40 PM (vmMMi) 89
But you know, there is that guy down the street with a rebel flag on his camper. He's totes a threat, right? Forget all those muslims burning people alive in cages and burying children. The Obama admin knows where the real threat lies.
Posted by: Lauren at February 20, 2015 06:40 PM (MYCIw) 90
where's "killing?"
We should partner with the Israelis in blowin' up savages. We should communicate our intentions with large quantities of 30mm DU shells from a few A-10s. We should support the digging of graves to hold all the corpses we'll be saving or creating. the other words are just gobblety gook. Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Big Hot Guns at February 20, 2015 06:40 PM (MbqmP) 91
I am trying to communicate with you so if you'll put down that knife, I partner with you.
What do you mean you are going to sell me to another partner? That's now the education you need. Posted by: Barf Harf at February 20, 2015 06:40 PM (0FSuD) Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 20, 2015 06:40 PM (LoIJo) 93
Our enemies must laugh and laugh and laugh
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 20, 2015 06:40 PM (zOTsN) 94
So the 100 year old school picture looks like a - mosque?
Posted by: JETHRO at February 20, 2015 06:40 PM (aAmrC) 95
What about those people who wear masks and hoods, and go into public places screaming "THIS IS HOW WE SHUT SHIT DOWN!!".
Are those 'violent extremists'? Posted by: wheatie at February 20, 2015 06:41 PM (IAZFm) 96
I'm actually surprised that their anti-terrorism graphic isn't a motivational poster of the cat that says 'Hang In There, Baby.'
Because they're heading to that level. Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 06:41 PM (MMC8r) 97
Just like those f-ing HR committee meetings at work.
A bunch of people sitting around eating lunch on someone else's dime as a ploy to get out of doing any real work, and the only thing produced is more bullshit and a graphic. The problem is that most people in the US are productive, and they know a malingering shitstick when they see it. Just because the academics that work in the WH buy into this shit does not mean the public will. Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at February 20, 2015 06:41 PM (LWu6U) 98
I am trying to communicate with you so if you'll put down that knife, I partner with you.
Shut up, bitch! Go fix me a halal turkey pot pie! Posted by: Abdul al-Jihad at February 20, 2015 06:41 PM (2Ojst) 99
If this doesn't become a mem joke, we are idiots.
Posted by: Barf Harf at February 20, 2015 06:41 PM (0FSuD) 100
"We should support the digging of graves to hold all the corpses we'll be saving or creating..."
Oh, look! Shovel-ready! Posted by: Keith Arnold at February 20, 2015 06:41 PM (iIzG7) 101
"What solutions do you think are the most critical to countering violent extremism?"
1. Glock 2. Uzi 3. Derringer 4. Colt .45 (both gun and malt liquor) 5. AC-130 6. Daisy Cutter Posted by: zombie at February 20, 2015 06:41 PM (K4YiS) 102
I have a particular set of skills....
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 20, 2015 06:42 PM (zOTsN) 103
Gee, I did not see send them to their rooms for a timeout, on the graphic
Posted by: Cicero Skip at February 20, 2015 06:42 PM (FIrEF) 104
Now if we could just get Partner, Educate, Engage, Mentor, Communicate, and Support printed up on little rubber wristbands with a one-half twist, we could send the terrorists on a veritable Moebius strip of befuddlement, leaving them no time for terroristicating.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at February 20, 2015 06:42 PM (NeFrd) 105
Our HOA has announced a potluck meeting on violent extremism, we would like to invite all ISIS members in our HOA over for a visit.
Posted by: HugoStiglitz at February 20, 2015 06:42 PM (Moh0M) 106
I have a particular set of skills....
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 20, 2015 06:42 PM (zOTsN) Go on Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 20, 2015 06:42 PM (V+kmg) 107
SILENCE!... I mentor you...
Posted by: Keith Arnold at February 20, 2015 06:42 PM (iIzG7) 108
8 It takes a village to raze a village.
Posted by: Garrett So many threadwinners, so few threads. Posted by: zombie at February 20, 2015 06:42 PM (K4YiS) 109
95 What about those people who wear masks and hoods, and go into public places screaming "THIS IS HOW WE SHUT SHIT DOWN!!".
Are those 'violent extremists'? Posted by: wheatie at February 20, 2015 06:41 PM (IAZFm) Victims of white oppression exercising their First Amendment rights. Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2015 06:42 PM (2Ojst) 110
The graphic has resulted in a three-day hiatus in ISIS terror activities as they try to catch their breath from laughing so hard.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at February 20, 2015 06:43 PM (NeFrd) 111
77 All I know is that those focus group tested, deeply researched, carefully chosen to encourage calm and tranquil colors make me want to drop kick a puppy.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 20, 2015 06:38 PM (IrByp) ***** I hate how it is a circle. Not everything needs to be a circle! Posted by: Lea at February 20, 2015 06:43 PM (vmMMi) Posted by: Curtis LeMay at February 20, 2015 06:43 PM (LoIJo) 113
102 I have a particular set of skills....
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 20, 2015 06:42 PM (zOTsN) Were they acquired over a very long career? Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2015 06:43 PM (2Ojst) 114
Our HOA has announced a potluck meeting on violent extremism, we would like to invite all ISIS members in our HOA over for a visit.
Posted by: HugoStiglitz at February 20, 2015 06:42 PM (Moh0M) That would be totally plausible if jwest had written it. Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 20, 2015 06:43 PM (V+kmg) Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 20, 2015 06:43 PM (W5DcG) 116
Obviously the most critical thing is to raise awareness. I recommend a hashtag. If that isn't enough, we'll deploy hipsters to hold candlelight vigils on college campuses. There may even be giant puppets and performance art.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 20, 2015 06:43 PM (10ydV) 117
ur HOA has announced a potluck meeting on violent extremism, we would like to invite all ISIS members in our HOA over for a visit.
Posted by: HugoStiglitz at February 20, 2015 06:42 PM (Moh0M) I bet ISIS could learn a thing or two from the HOA. Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2015 06:44 PM (2Ojst) 118
Let's really dig into it.
So, let's accept their premise that there are dangerous, violent extremists in my neighborhood. Their solution is for me to mentor them? Somehow I don't think me teaching Bubba to cook is going to keep him from going on his dangerous, violent extremist violent killing spree. Maybe he just needs more communication? Or no, it's that he doesn't feel engaged enough. That's it. These people, much like the global warmists, don't believe their own bullshit. If you want to stop a scary violent extremist from going extreme, you haul his ass in. You don't tell his neighbors to bring him cookies. So, no, you don't think that my neighbors are scary violent extremists. You just hate them and want to piss us all off. Posted by: Lauren at February 20, 2015 06:44 PM (MYCIw) 119
This would be funny... if it wasn't real...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 20, 2015 06:44 PM (Bn6aD) 120
Promise them a goat in every pot.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 20, 2015 06:44 PM (iRZl4) 121
I'm planning on mentoring a budding terrorist. Next weekend I'm taking him to the Falaffle House for brunch.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at February 20, 2015 06:44 PM (NeFrd) Posted by: kbdabear at February 20, 2015 06:44 PM (GrXXa) 123
120 Promise them a goat in every pot.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 20, 2015 06:44 PM (iRZl4) And a camel in every driveway. Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2015 06:44 PM (2Ojst) 124
My, that is a snazzy graphic. AllenG was looking for a graphic artist. Perhaps he should get in touch with the creator.
Posted by: Mindy at February 20, 2015 06:45 PM (81V/7) 125
Thunderdome. Two civilizations in. One civilization out. Much simpler and more effective.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at February 20, 2015 06:45 PM (odH71) 126
I think it's just a ploy to get personal info from anyone the consider the enemy-ie. RW "terrorists"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2015 06:45 PM (DXzRD) 127
Hey now, guys. Just because you guysare a little bit murderous and rapey, doesn't mean a hug wouldn't go a long way to....GAAAAAAK!
Posted by: Guy lecturing ISIL on etiquette at February 20, 2015 06:45 PM (F192H) Posted by: Keith Arnold at February 20, 2015 06:45 PM (iIzG7) 129
All I know is that those focus group tested, deeply researched, carefully chosen to encourage calm and tranquil colors make me want to drop kick a puppy.
Enhance your calm, citizen. Mellow greetings. Your community thinks you're super! Posted by: bonhomme at February 20, 2015 06:46 PM (jhqr1) 130
Nood, with 100% more fire.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2015 06:46 PM (2Ojst) 131
"What solutions do you think are the most critical to countering violent extremism?"
1. The bombing begins in five minutes. 2. Make the other poor bastard die for his prophet. 3. They shall not pass. 4. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight on the land, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our civilization, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender. Posted by: zombie at February 20, 2015 06:46 PM (K4YiS) 132
So have any of you gone over to the site to offer your suggestions?
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 20, 2015 06:46 PM (Bn6aD) Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 20, 2015 06:46 PM (zOTsN) 134
And "partner"?
Really? What the hell does that mean? You want me to partner with the extremely extreme extremists? That seems like a bad idea. Posted by: Lauren at February 20, 2015 06:46 PM (MYCIw) 135
From "Julia", right? You know, the eyeless and soulless ass kisser from 2012 who couldn't wet her undies without Gubmint support? Wasn't her "occupation" graphic artist? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 20, 2015 06:46 PM (tU+ul) 136
War is not healthy for children and living things - new State Dept Motto
Posted by: MikeH at February 20, 2015 06:46 PM (/2E+M) 137
I think we should give ISIS guys jobs as tech support for Microsoft. There would be some type of justice in that.
Posted by: navybrat at February 20, 2015 06:46 PM (JgC5a) 138
Solution there, it seems to me, is to create non-violent, mainstream, community-based, powerpoint presentations.
Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2015 06:46 PM (dVmLD) 139
He's trolling us.
They spent the week with hookers and caviar and had some intern throw this together for the lulz. Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at February 20, 2015 06:47 PM (LWu6U) 140
What solutions are best for countering violent extremism? These seem pretty good.
http://tinyurl.com/jwa9ygv Posted by: Splunge at February 20, 2015 06:47 PM (qyomX) 141
I will send in suggestion that we not allow government agencies buy guns and transfer them to criminal terrorist gangs and sympathizers.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 20, 2015 06:47 PM (iRZl4) Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at February 20, 2015 06:47 PM (NeFrd) Posted by: Barf Harf at February 20, 2015 06:48 PM (0FSuD) 144
what this is saying is:
we are pussies who won't do anything but we're asking around to see what we could, as pussies, do that won't put us in any danger Posted by: Feh at February 20, 2015 06:48 PM (g/zj9) 145
I don't see a Venn diagram. So...no.
Posted by: Badda Bing at February 20, 2015 06:48 PM (/O8PW) 146
Lean over and smell violent extremism's hair. It will cringe and run away at the first opportunity. Trust me.
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 20, 2015 06:48 PM (qyomX) 147
Somehow I don't think me teaching Bubba to cook is going to keep him from going on his dangerous, violent extremist violent killing spree.
Bubba already knows how to cook (Meth), and that never calmed him down. Not one bit. Posted by: bonhomme at February 20, 2015 06:48 PM (jhqr1) 148
The crack of a 120mm round going through their Mommy bought Lexus should get the message across. Just as 7.62mm transiting what passes for a brain bucket amongst the trust fund rabble.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 20, 2015 06:49 PM (OEWRk) 149
The solution to violent extremism is to separate your cans and bottle.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 20, 2015 06:49 PM (MMC8r) 150
This is circle also a good approach to dealing with trolls
Posted by: lurkingestlurker at February 20, 2015 06:50 PM (gS0yN) 151
Crush your enemies.
See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women. Repeat as necessary Posted by: Roman Maroni at February 20, 2015 06:50 PM (vCA4F) 152
I like the mentoring part. That might work. *puts arm around muzzie wearing suicide vest*. "Lunch? Which deli?"
Posted by: Badda Bing at February 20, 2015 06:50 PM (/O8PW) Posted by: Splunge at February 20, 2015 06:51 PM (qyomX) 154
Windage and elevation?
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at February 20, 2015 06:51 PM (MkQKr) 155
Here's my idea: Congress should immediately pass the "Death To Islam Bill". We'll take it from there.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 20, 2015 06:51 PM (VBbCO) 156
How about 'Violent extremists suck' with a sad face?
Posted by: Marie Harf, helping at February 20, 2015 06:51 PM (MMC8r) 157
I don't know who Amy Otto is but I'd like to marry her. Right after I marry MWR.
Posted by: The Mega Independent at February 20, 2015 06:51 PM (QCo5R) 158
My solution? A single two-sided sheet of paper printed thusly:
Side 1: How do you keep a terrorist busy all day? Over. Side 2: How do you keep a terrorist busy all day? Over. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at February 20, 2015 06:52 PM (NeFrd) 159
Just what we need to fight ISIS; corporate consultant style "team-building" power points
Posted by: kbdabear at February 20, 2015 06:53 PM (GrXXa) 160
We certainly educated the hell out of the Germans and Japanese. Our engagement, really communicated certain hard truths to them.
Posted by: Guy lecturing ISIL on etiquette at February 20, 2015 06:53 PM (F192H) 161
There has been a little talk about Wolfe's "Mau Mauing the Flak Catchers" the past week.
Read that piece about the community organizing push in the US and this graphic makes sense. This is how these people think -- they know it is all BS, but they need a line. The need some justification for sending taxpayer money to the "organizers" Each one of these icons in the graphic will result in tens of billions in programs and initiatives and grants. It's all about the grants. Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at February 20, 2015 06:54 PM (LWu6U) 162
Somewhere in the White House is a person who is paid real money to make graphics like this. That she probably has a better pension than I do makes it worse.
Posted by: Splunge at February 20, 2015 06:54 PM (qyomX) 163
Can the White House please show me specifically which passages in the Koran are being misquoted by Muslim fundamentalists? I feel that this isn't too much to ask if I'm supposed to educate my community about the fact that ISIS relies on an adulterated interpretation of the book.
By the way, I guarantee that at least one of the early versions of that graphic had the icon of a church with a cross on top of it. Posted by: Cole at February 20, 2015 06:54 PM (Np/wP) 164
Goats bred to grow teeth in ALL their orfices.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 20, 2015 06:56 PM (zPR5F) 165
By the way, the entire website this was taken from is vomit inducing.
Posted by: Guy lecturing ISIL on etiquette at February 20, 2015 06:56 PM (F192H) 166
New liberal ideology: Fuck whoever, wherever and whenever you want. And eat at trendy restaurants. And we will keep the blinds pulled so that you never have to be bothered by those nice people with guns aimed at you.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at February 20, 2015 06:57 PM (odH71) 167
It's like the Terror Alert graphic but for retarded fairies.
Posted by: The Mega Independent at February 20, 2015 06:57 PM (QCo5R) 168
Communicate: "Terrorist sighted, next to that building"
Partner: "Come over here and help me shoot that terrorist" Educate: "See, he's right there, in the stupid hat" Engage: "Engage target at will" Mentor: "You got him but your shot was high and to the left" Support: "Let's get some dinner and some booze. My treat." Posted by: Splunge at February 20, 2015 06:58 PM (qyomX) Posted by: MunDane/MrScience_ at February 20, 2015 06:59 PM (ga9NF) 170
Perhaps we could just give them a #peace gift... Rosie O'donnell.
Posted by: Phil at February 20, 2015 06:59 PM (gTSL/) 171
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Teeach them the metric system! >> 5.56 mm, 7.62 mm, 9 mm, 40 mm, 81 mm, 105 mm, 155 mm... Not just distance, but weight and mass! 10 mega ton, 50 mega ton, ... Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at February 20, 2015 07:01 PM (LWu6U) 172
After Amy's comment this doesn't need any further comments. And a fellow Bird's fan to boot.
Posted by: skip at February 20, 2015 07:01 PM (QCTiZ) 173
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Posted by: 1 at February 20, 2015 07:02 PM (QCTiZ) 174
How come 'kill the bastards' wasn't one of the options on their snazzy graphic? All the options they listed are pretty much euphemisms for 'roll over and die'.
Posted by: enkidu at February 20, 2015 07:02 PM (VkSk3) 175
new post up
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at February 20, 2015 07:02 PM (LWu6U) 176
Hey! I don't see me on that circle!
Posted by: Waterboard at February 20, 2015 07:04 PM (odH71) 177
13 The wheels have come off the Obama clown car
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 20, 2015 06:28 PM (V+kmg) ---- Yes. Posted by: Seems Legit at February 20, 2015 07:04 PM (A98Xu) 178
Wait...didn't the Dems make fun of crowd-sourcing security?
Suddenly it's the IN thing. Amazing how when mugged with reality their emphasis changes. Posted by: keninnorcal at February 20, 2015 07:13 PM (On0/h) 179
1. Kill all the terrorists and their clerics.
2. Sterilize their families. 3. Adopt their children into believing Hindu, Jewish, Christian, and Buddhist families under assumed names. 4. Let the moderates rewrite the Koran and Hadith to move political into spiritual realms or be contained by force with no greater technology than steel in the Kingdom of Saud forever. Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 20, 2015 07:15 PM (scgac) 180
Notice there's not one single image of a church or synagogue
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 20, 2015 07:16 PM (scgac) 181
"What solutions do you think are the most critical to countering violent extremism?"
Calling in an anonymous tip on that weirdo next door who is always flying the flag, has an NRA bumper sticker on his car, and who I heard criticizing our President. Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2015 07:17 PM (sdi6R) 182
Cocoa, group hug then lotsa buttzex afterwards.
Posted by: Pajama Boy at February 20, 2015 07:18 PM (aN78T) 183
25 BTW, experts are saying that video of the 21 Coptics being executed is fake.
Posted by: Vic What, there were actually 141 executed? Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 20, 2015 07:22 PM (TIgJq) 184
How about the entire staff at State reigns, forms a "Religion of Peas Corpse", and relocates to ISIS Country ("Where the Fervor Is") to begin community organizing there? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 20, 2015 07:23 PM (tU+ul) 185
we could send them music to lighten the heart and let them Know how much we care!
2 hearts 2 hearts that beat as 111 i've only just begun. if that doesn't work we can send them awesome prius's and have them trade their tanks and stuff. or we can trade their guns for Levis the best jeans made! and throw in fishing rods because everyone wants to fish! Posted by: comrade willow at February 20, 2015 07:30 PM (nqBYe) 186
Sounds exactly like something I'd expect a "community organizer" to come up with, rather than a President and Chief Executive and National Leader.
Oh, and check out the White House "My Brother's Keeper" initiative on inner-city violence and social decay. Pretty much the same thing: Local communities coming together, forming committees, making plans of action to address the problem. What, you want Washington to help? You want the President or the AG to speak directly to Black families and communities? Oh, no, you do it yourself, take all the risk, and we'll take the credit IF you succeed, thanks. Posted by: Socratease at February 20, 2015 07:31 PM (82qVG) 187
i know we can send them this administration , all the advisors and czars , and let them build utopia .
they all want Utopia Right? Posted by: comrade willow at February 20, 2015 07:32 PM (nqBYe) 188
If we really want to combat "violent extremism" in the U.S., maybe we should start by looking at what the "extremists" with the highest body counts have in common.
What do the 9/11 terrorists, the Boston Marathon terrorists, the Ft. Hood terrorist, etc., all have in common? Here's a hint: It's spelled I-S-L-A-M. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 20, 2015 07:34 PM (Fnyc2) 189
So....someone knows how to use a thesaurus....
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2015 07:49 PM (lHHyw) 190
To answer Amy, hiring John Kerry as Secretariat of State?
Posted by: Garrett at February 20, 2015 06:32 PM (CK6g5) I think I see what you did there. Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2015 07:56 PM (HtUkt) 191
The obvious answer in the minds of our betters would simply eliminate an all ready endangered species, the white southern male.
Posted by: Sal Hepatica at February 20, 2015 07:57 PM (3g/a8) 192
If the solution to ending extremism "begins in my community," then I guess my suggestion would be to close the local mosques and "islamic cultural centers" in order to reduce the funding of the extremists overseas.
Posted by: GORDON at February 20, 2015 07:59 PM (AoYFU) 193
Awesome, I get my Friday Night Comedy from our own State Dept. Glad my taxpayer funds are of some use ...
The stupidest thing Obama administration did since ... um, Tuesday or so. Obvious responses to the state dept dolts: " Mission now is to search and destroy (kill) all individuals and nations who participate in or support the violence. Suggest starting with the islamic terrorist organization known as ISIS." "Killing ISIS terrrorists and other violent radical Islamic extremists and terrorists is the #1 solution. " This one was even better, almost poetic: "Fuel Air Explosives. Liberally applied to the murderous apocalyptic death cult currently operating in Syria and Iraq. What the hell is wrong with you people?" ... almost hoping for a 'turn Arabia into a sheet of glass' answer. Disgust at the question: "we've officially gone from leading, to leading from behind, to leading via suggestion boxes. Can the adults please be in charge again ,, SOON!!!" Meanwhile some guy from Russia says: "Violant extremism is a real treat for civilization. Violence is the way of discussion for atavistic person." I'm 100% sure he meant 'treat' and not 'threat'. Also sure it was Putin who wrote that. then again ... one comment rose like the biggest log in a cesspool ... (drivel, more drivel, and ...) ... A program of summer school or specialized summer camps can be a vector for ethical development through student-chosen focus (sport, dance, beaux arts, theater, music, film, as well as classical subjects) in an atmosphere of reduced grade pressures ..." Ya see folks, if ONLY Bn Laden had taken summer stock Shakespeare, we'd be spared 9/11. Final comment, almost sublime: "Give them more hugs. Lift their self esteem through positive encouragement. Give them free access to community colleges and give them the ACA. Hugging is important. " Irony and satire is no longer distinguishable from the earnest expressions of progressive idiots. Have no idea if this was serious or deep humor, but I'd want to give them ... a hug. Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at February 20, 2015 08:14 PM (wT9UL) 194
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So have any of you gone over to the site to offer your suggestions?" Yes. It's as easy to comment there as it is here. If you are reading this - PLEASE GO AND COMMENT. Let the world know that not all Americans are wimpy progressive twits who want to 'understand' people to chop off innocent peoples' heads. Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at February 20, 2015 08:18 PM (wT9UL) 195
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In before the group rendition of Kumbaya." Sung to the tune of "michael, row your boat ashore" Ahmed, blow your suicide vest, Allah-hu Akbar, Ahmed, blow your suicide vest, Allah-hu Akbar, Ahmed, blow your suicide vest, Allah-hu Akbar, Ahmed, blow your suicide vest, Allah-hu Akbar, everybody now ... Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at February 20, 2015 08:23 PM (wT9UL) 196
Continuing:
5. Outlaw Slaver-mentality political groups (socialist, tribalist, monarchist, communist, progressive). These groups give support and comfort to the extremists due to their evil and idiocy combined. 6. When an enemy is caught alive in this war, tie them up & feed them to feral pigs unless we need information from them. If so, waterboard them and then feed them to cute, pet potbellied pigs after getting the information. In the interim, show them only repeats of Charlotte's Web and Babe, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 20, 2015 08:23 PM (scgac) 197
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I'm sensing we've moved to a breaking point. Are we at a breaking point?" It's a sign. We've hit Peak Progressivism. Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at February 20, 2015 08:24 PM (wT9UL) 198
"Oh, and check out the White House "My Brother's Keeper" initiative on
inner-city violence and social decay. Pretty much the same thing: Local communities coming together, forming committees, making plans of action to address the problem." Classic Alinsky stuff. Even more classic when they manipulate the 'community groups' to implement their pre-determined top-down agenda and get the lemmings recruited to push for it. Come to think of it, not much different from how ISIS recruits, except ISIS has that Quran thingee as their 'hook'. Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at February 20, 2015 08:26 PM (wT9UL) 199
"Outlaw Slaver-mentality political groups (socialist, tribalist,
monarchist, communist, progressive). These groups give support and comfort to the extremists due to their evil and idiocy combined" That's pretty much it. We can survive a world of primitive Islamic extremists. But the REAL problem are the communists, socialists and progressives. They ruin the world. Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at February 20, 2015 08:30 PM (wT9UL) 200
btw, it's not like American muslims are cool w/white people (caucasians), I live in a blue state and my neighbors went out of their way w/respect to the new muslim neighbors. Block parties, play dates - u name it. Total no shows and snubs. I don't think they're into assimilation - sorry o
Posted by: Chuck Goudie at February 20, 2015 08:34 PM (HYvr6) Posted by: Helium Nucleus at February 20, 2015 08:44 PM (RubNX) 202
Bombing them back to the stone age worked for me.
Posted by: Gen Curtis LamMay at February 20, 2015 08:55 PM (QCTiZ) 203
Gay marriage - they need gay marriage.
Hey, what did Hillary do to bring gay marriage to the Muslim World? Will anyone ask? Ask her directly, I meant - obviously I just asked what did Hillary do to bring gay marriage to the Muslim World. You? You're a homophobe. An Islamhomphobe. Posted by: algore at February 20, 2015 09:22 PM (B+ujR) 204
203 - I meant "Islamohomophobe" And I know you are, so what does that make me?
Posted by: algore at February 20, 2015 09:23 PM (B+ujR) 205
194 "132
So have any of you gone over to the site to offer your suggestions?" Yes. It's as easy to comment there as it is here. If you are reading this - PLEASE GO AND COMMENT. Let the world know that not all Americans are wimpy progressive twits who want to 'understand' people to chop off innocent peoples' heads. Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at February 20, 2015 08:18 PM (wT9UL) Hell no. I am not going to offer contrarian comments on a government website. Since we are apparently going full Soviet, I figure it's wise to keep my head down and not attract undue attention to myself. Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2015 09:35 PM (sdi6R) 206
Gotta love at the top of the page of that blog with an official logo and everything it says in big bold letters: DIPNOTE
DIPNOTE for DIPS and apparently for those who are totally lacking in self awareness. I assume this is wonk speak for DIPlomat NOTE but someone should maybe have realized how stupid that looks to the hoi polloi. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 20, 2015 09:58 PM (zRby/) 207
They left the "CRUSADE" arc out of their squiggly little circle.
Posted by: Phinn at February 20, 2015 10:56 PM (DLUnW) 208
I poop on whatever they think of me. Oh oh with prejudice plus sum.
Posted by: jukin at February 20, 2015 11:24 PM (ri6p1) 209
I know!
We can put on a show! Raise money for awareness! We can use the old barn! The kids who don't get parts can work on the sets! It'll be fun! Posted by: Patrick Strei at February 20, 2015 11:38 PM (7yEdg) 210
I can see a mosque from my livingroom windows. I live in the country, three miles south of a growing town SW of Toledo. Once a cowtown with a preppie contingent (due to the gorgeous river view), for some reason the Islamic Society of Greater Toledo decided this would be a great place for their mosque, I suppose because it's as far from Sylvania (where "the Jews" live) as they could go. "Inclusiveness" being what it is, and property-tax revenue the bait, I guess the township couldn't say no. Still, as one of the few Jews in the entire zipcode, I can't say its twin minarets give me that warm and fuzzy feeling. They remind me of ICBMs, to be honest. Thank G-d I can't hear that "call to prayer" Dear Leader is so enamored of. What I can hear, on any given evening, is "pop-pop-pop" in sets of seven, eleven, or seventeen, depending on magazine capacity, from every direction, as my various neighbors for miles around exercise their 2nd Amendment rights on their backyard ranges, mine included. This is how we practice our "solution to violent extremism." I'd imagine they can hear us from the mosque, too. Good.
Posted by: Cowboyneal at February 21, 2015 12:07 AM (ZNix9) 211
Oh, and Amy Otto, you are welcome here any time.
Posted by: Cowboyneal at February 21, 2015 12:11 AM (ZNix9) 212
How to best combat ISIS ? Take away Obama's ability to arm them and send them our money,
Same with Mexican drug lords, take away Obama's ability to make the situations worse, same with racial tensions/riots, MUZZLE THE C-IN-C ! Seems to be a common denominatior, eh ? Posted by: ron n. at February 21, 2015 01:04 AM (YVQn/) 213
Does being an accessory to terrorism make you a terrorist?
Posted by: billygoatpuke at February 21, 2015 02:53 AM (l5QMI) 214
Trolling that site wouldn't be much fun, because it's far too easy, but, honestly, how can you resist?
Posted by: Ponydaemmerung at February 21, 2015 07:03 AM (aUgP1) 215
What can you expect from an administration with a depth of experience only in Community Organizing? Amy Otto is the bomb. Let's see, Islam is a theocracy. But the USA is not, as a matter of fact our Constitution REQUIRES separation of church and government, but Islam REQUIRES the merger. No wonder we cannot work with these guys -- fundamentally our best solution is to say that within the borders that are theocratic we will not get involved.
But if you try to spread that stuff beyond your borders, or harm others that are not part of your theocracy ( e.g. beheading of Christians that live within your borders) , then the complete, uninhibited and utter destruction of your regime should be the global response. No pussyfooting around. If the people of Islam choose to live under laws that dehumanize and debase women, are intolerant of homosexuals, then by all means stay there. If you move to a non-Islamic country then obey their laws and leave your sharia behind. Posted by: RUKIDNGME at February 21, 2015 10:52 AM (qx96+) 216
I think it takes a village idiot to raze a village, esp a marxist muslim one....the one
Posted by: ron n. at February 21, 2015 02:06 PM (YVQn/) 217
My resume now includes:
Official Consultant to US Dept. of State I am now ready to peddle my influence for the right price. Posted by: TitanTom at February 21, 2015 03:11 PM (XMv9d) 218
"Since we are apparently going full Soviet, I figure it's wise to keep my head down and not attract undue attention to myself."
You can post anonymously. Only you and the NSA will ever know. Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at February 21, 2015 10:26 PM (wT9UL) 219
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