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President Bullworth Truthbomb: Republicans Criticizing Me For My Constant Euphemism and Apologism Are Actually Aiding the Enemy

Now, I'm saying this is a Bullworth Truthbomb, but I don't know if it's really that. I don't know if Obama really believes this crap, or, as usual, he's willing to just say anything to justify his cowardice and incompetence.

As Allah said: "And here we go."

Those who identify the black-clad extremists with their religious roots, the commander-in-chief argued repeatedly, are peddling a "lie" that will drive recruitment by the nation’s enemies and ultimately hurt U.S. interests. "These terrorists are desperate for legitimacy. And all of us have a responsibility to refute the notion that groups like ISIL somehow represent Islam, because that is a falsehood that embraces the terrorists' narrative," he said, using the U.S. government's preferred acronym for ISIS, which is also known as the Islamic State.

But he did not stop there. A day after talking about the "debate in the press and among pundits”"over terminology, he accused others in the public sphere Thursday of aiding the terrorist cause by highlighting the connection between Islamic teachings and Islamic State's tactics, which include rape, beheadings, crucifixions and slavery. "That narrative sometimes extends far beyond terrorist organizations," he continued. "That narrative becomes the foundation upon which terrorists build their ideology and by which they try to justify their violence, and that hurts all of us, including Islam and especially Muslims who are the ones most likely to be killed."

Obama said that the claim that there is a war between Islam and the West is a lie, but very few people actually say that. True, there are some, including commenters here, who will say that this is indeed a holy war between all of Islam and Christendom (well, actually, the whole world); but that is a minority viewpoint.

Obama is, as usual, employing a technique called, get this, lying. The Idiot Prince does love his strawmen and his demagoguic lies.

What most people say, of course, is that there is very definitely a war between radical Islamism and the West. That is undeniable. They prove this virtually every day now by committing some barbarity intended to shock us. Every single day they mount a grim Theater of Terror just to let us know that they intend to "march on Rome" (sometimes they mean Rome literally, usually they just mean it to stand in for "where you live") and cut each of our heads off while praising their God of Murder.

Obama doesn't want to admit any of this, because Obama wishes to do nothing about it; to highlight the problem would be to impose the need for a solution, and Obama was not elected to solve problems for America. He was elected to cause problems for America. Whatever president succeeds him can bother with this silly "national security" shit. The God King Obama has a greater ambit.

The Hill tweeted out the same story, and I thought this guy had the right response to it:


Speaking of right responses: Someone asked Bobby Jindal if he would repudiate Giuliani's remarks and he responded thus:


Posted by: Ace at 01:46 PM




Comments

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1 Douche.

Posted by: NCKate at February 19, 2015 01:48 PM (IQdyy)

2 Jindal has been strong on America lately.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 19, 2015 01:49 PM (u82oZ)

3 Nice and roomy in this thread.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 19, 2015 01:50 PM (h4vJk)

4 Walker/Jindal 2016

Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2015 01:50 PM (MYCIw)

5

What difference, at this point, does it make?!/1/1!?1!1??

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 19, 2015 01:50 PM (HSmrB)

6 I like jindal, if he could just get a little charisma going.

Posted by: NCKate at February 19, 2015 01:50 PM (IQdyy)

7 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 01:50 PM (kff5f)

8 Barry just can't shut up can He?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 19, 2015 01:50 PM (Bn6aD)

9 Corgis summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 19, 2015 01:50 PM (h4vJk)

10 Mohammedanism is an evil death cult.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 01:51 PM (kff5f)

11 AKA, 'pointing out my weakness makes me look weak.'

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 19, 2015 01:51 PM (MMC8r)

12 I repeat, those on the Right who claim that words matter most certainly do not seem to hold that belief when the consequences of their own words are pointed out.

Posted by: lapincolere at February 19, 2015 01:51 PM (mf5HN)

13 AtC.

Get comfy.

Jane- yeah, I'm going to need some of those swears.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 01:51 PM (kff5f)

14 Jindal is growing on me with his snark grenades.

Posted by: @votermom at February 19, 2015 01:51 PM (cbfNE)

15 *claps hands *
HEH~! Poop. Poop ! heh-CHEE!

Posted by: US Voters at February 19, 2015 01:51 PM (DMJw2)

16 Oddly the GOPe seems to agree with him. Its been like they feared if they called him out, it would invite mischief from bad actor countries and groups.

Its only now when he is so bad anyway and only the 'firebrand conservative wing' that are speaking out

Posted by: PaleRider at February 19, 2015 01:52 PM (7w/kf)

17 isnt talking about isis legitimizing isis
isnt bombing isis legitimizing isis
isnt not letting other people bomb isis legitimizing isis
isnt getting an aumf to battle isis legitimizing isis
isnt not wanting to legitimize isis legitimizing isis
isnt saying they wouldnt be isis if they had jobs legitimizing isis

Posted by: sound awake at February 19, 2015 01:52 PM (7A/Jm)

18 Islam is at war with us. ISIS thinks they're triggering the End Days. What's crazy is to refuse to acknowledge this.

Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2015 01:52 PM (MYCIw)

19 6 I like jindal, if he could just get a little charisma going.

Yes, perhaps an evil goatee and eyepatch. Maybe lift a few weights: anything to bolster his conservative cred.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at February 19, 2015 01:53 PM (JVWwF)

20 Words DON'T matter when Obama says them.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 19, 2015 01:53 PM (MMC8r)

21 Racial Islamism?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 19, 2015 01:53 PM (W5DcG)

22 Just getting all my ducks in a row.

The. Big. Guy.

Posted by: I need spring,,, now! at February 19, 2015 01:53 PM (Axa8z)

23 More like President Community Organizer in this particular case.

Gettin' his Alinsky Rules for Radicals on - never missing an opportunity to slam the opposition.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2015 01:53 PM (WvpaS)

24 Does JEF really think ISIS gives a shit what he thinks?



The arrogant asshole thinks the whole world watches him.



I'll give a speech, it will work out.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 01:53 PM (0FSuD)

25 How can I say I'm wrong when I'm always right?

Posted by: BHO at February 19, 2015 01:54 PM (C278+)

26 Example 357,954 of Obama's narcissism.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 19, 2015 01:54 PM (iRZl4)

27 Ignore the ISIS behind the curtain.

Posted by: The Wizard of O's at February 19, 2015 01:54 PM (MMC8r)

28 I never understood how the French san culottes could repeatedly cut the heads off of the aristocracy.

Killing Antoine-Laurent de Lavoisier was, to me, the most inexplicable. He had done so much for Paris, France, and Science.

I am beginning to understand their motivation by looking at the actions of Obama and his picked leaders, boot-lackeys and the enablers in the media.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 19, 2015 01:54 PM (u82oZ)

29 Words DON'T matter when Obama says them.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 19, 2015 01:53 PM (MMC8r)



Then why all the concern about his refusal to use the term Islamic terrorist?

Do words matter or don't they?

Posted by: lapincolere at February 19, 2015 01:54 PM (mf5HN)

30 What's this? A Republivan who didn't undermine another Republican.

Posted by: Jean at February 19, 2015 01:54 PM (ztOda)

31 can we keep Jindal , please?

The fault of american Imperialism is Boosh or US.

The fault of Islamic Imperialism in many countries of the world is again US.

nice how that manages to always be us.

i need to learn this trick!

Posted by: willow at February 19, 2015 01:54 PM (nqBYe)

32 I repeat. I want to deflect from the fuck up follies of my dear leader and instead whine about you daring to disagree.

Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 01:54 PM (Spluw)

33 Fight Jihadi Unnemployment!

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 19, 2015 01:54 PM (MMC8r)

34 Obama is right. We're unworthy of him.

Maybe he'd like to retire early?

Posted by: Y-not at February 19, 2015 01:54 PM (9BRsg)

35 Obama is, as usual, employing a technique called, get this, lying.

Must be a day ending in Y.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at February 19, 2015 01:55 PM (ZKzrr)

36 Laughing at Obsma's selfie stick is empowering ISIS. Serious, you guys.

Posted by: @votermom at February 19, 2015 01:55 PM (cbfNE)

37 So by highlighting the fact that Islam teaches beheadings & slavery, and the fact that ISIS follows that to a tee, means we're the hatemongers?

Eat......a.......dick.

But we know he's doing that already.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at February 19, 2015 01:55 PM (tUyNq)

38 words matter only when I want them to. And from whom i want. I'm fickle that way.

Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 01:55 PM (Spluw)

39 The highest form of patriotism is complete obedience to me.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors Iraq Capades with Brian Williams! at February 19, 2015 01:55 PM (hLRSq)

40 We now have an angry (?) rabbit trolling us?



Right. Have at you!!

Posted by: Sir Bors at February 19, 2015 01:55 PM (JO9+V)

41 Only #hashtags!! matter. Duh.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 19, 2015 01:56 PM (MMC8r)

42 Barry on WWII: We're aiding the Nazi cause by highlighting the connection between their systematic extermination of Jews and their anti-Semitic beliefs.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2015 01:56 PM (2Ojst)

43 I dunno most current uprisings are islamists against whatever country they are in

Posted by: willow at February 19, 2015 01:56 PM (nqBYe)

44 40 We now have an angry (?) rabbit trolling us?



Right. Have at you!!
Posted by: Sir Bors at February 19, 2015 01:55 PM (JO9+V)

Oh Brother Maynard! Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2015 01:56 PM (2Ojst)

45 If I had an imaginary son, he'd look like the guy that abducted, raped, murdered and dumped an 18 year old student from UVA.

Because words matter. Or not. Cause those words look icky.

Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 01:56 PM (Spluw)

46 So let me get this straight.

His argument is that pointing out that Muslims are doing horrific things of ghastly evil though eliminated in our times... is creating terrorists. This is what he means by hateful comments? Accurately stating what they're doing? This is hate?

You know what I love? Every time you point something out like this, the left says "he's doing a better job than Bush." They can't defend him, they can't argue it away, they can't justify it. So they just fall back on "well he sucks less than the previous guy" and half of them weren't even voting age in 2008. They don't even have a clue what Bush was like as president, they just know they're supposed to hate him.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 19, 2015 01:57 PM (39g3+)

47 THIS FUCKING GUY!!

*tears hair out*

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 19, 2015 01:57 PM (R5HRU)

48 words matter only when I want them to. And from whom i want. I'm fickle that way.
Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 01:55 PM (Spluw)



Hey, I'm not the one putting forth that position. I'm just trying to determine what the position on words mattering is.

After all, I thought the Right believed that words have fixed meanings, not contextual ones.

Posted by: lapincolere at February 19, 2015 01:57 PM (mf5HN)

49 If only you non-muslims would die, the world would be at peace!!!

Posted by: Barry Obama at February 19, 2015 01:57 PM (tUyNq)

50 19 I'd settle for less monotone when he speaks. Or maybe some scalp tats like Ragnar Lothbrok. But whatevs.

Posted by: NCKate at February 19, 2015 01:57 PM (IQdyy)

51 Every single day they mount a grim Theater of Terror
just to let us know that they intend to "march on Rome" (sometimes they mean Rome literally, usually they just mean it to stand in for "where you live")



They had better march like ninjas and not like Germans down the Champs de Elysees.
Bad juju for them if it's the latter.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 01:57 PM (IBmPN)

52 If one of my pupils is larger than the other now, is that a rage stroke? Ooh, and the tremors?

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at February 19, 2015 01:57 PM (ucB75)

53 Minority? Sure perhaps.

But, Islams tenants are a little different than the Christians "Go and make believers of all nations"

Christ forgot to give the A. OK to burn, bury alive, crucify, decapitate if you didn't go along with his disciples.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2015 01:58 PM (F2IAQ)

54 If I had an imaginary son, he'd look like the gentle giant who did not have his hands up, even after race baiting jerks carved up his corpse THREE TIMES.

T-shirt sales rocked though.

P.S. He'd also look like the 20 year old who was shot and left in his car (which was torched) during the rioting. That I did nothing to stop.

Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 01:58 PM (Spluw)

55 If you're not in complete denial, you're helping the terro5rists;.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 19, 2015 01:59 PM (XUKZU)

56 True, there are some, including commenters here, who will say that this is indeed a holy war between all of Islam..."

Well, I wouldn't go so far as to say "all Islam" there, Ace.

Just those alive today and in positions of influence.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 19, 2015 01:59 PM (/jpU8)

57
"Obama is, as usual, employing a technique called, get this, lying."
..........................
Heavens to Murgatroyd!

Posted by: Snagglepuss at February 19, 2015 01:59 PM (wAQA5)

58 I can, if I suspend logic, common sense, and intelligence, kinda see his point. But otherwise, he seems to honestly believe that if we think the correct thoughts, IS will lose its attraction. Damn, it is a crying shame no one in the administration understands history.

Posted by: Penfold at February 19, 2015 01:59 PM (Fbt5B)

59 A day after talking about the "debate in the press and among pundits "over terminology, he accused others in the public sphere Thursday of aiding the terrorist cause by highlighting the connection between Islamic teachings and Islamic State's tactics, which include rape, beheadings, crucifixions and slavery.


STOP LINKING THE ISLAMIC STATE TO ISLAM!

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 19, 2015 01:59 PM (MMC8r)

60 Probably following Alinsky:

RULE 5: "Ridicule is man's most potent weapon."

RULE 8: "Keep the pressure on. Never let up." Keep trying new things to
keep the opposition off balance. As the opposition masters one approach,
hit them from the flank with something new. (Attack, attack, attack
from all sides, never giving the reeling organization a chance to rest,
regroup, recover and re-strategize.)

Yep, President Troll likes his Community Organizer tactics.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2015 02:00 PM (WvpaS)

61 Fuck this fucking fucker right in his fucking fuck whole.

I cannot believe this fucking douche canoe got elected not once, but twice.

Fuck you, you lame excuse for a shitweasel. Fuck you, you sad piece of rat shit.

You want to blame terrorism on Conservatives pointing out that Mohammedanism is an evil death cult? It somehow *my fault* that Mohammedans seem to really like it when Westerners in general, and Christians more specifically, get burned, bombed, or otherwise murdered? Explain that, you retarded sea cucumber.

And fuck your pig-headed denialism. ISIS claim- and can prove from their own demon-inspired piece of filth "scripture" that they are acting according to Mohammedanism: because Mohammedanism is an evil death cult. No one who seriously and soberly reviews what ISIS is saying and compares it to the Koran can find where they are in contravention of anything it says.

You mewling quim, quit blaming us for *your* failures, you worthless pile of dog vomit.

I get it, you're on the side of the Terrorists. At least be man enough to admit it.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 02:00 PM (kff5f)

62 The punishment of those who wage ear against Allah and his messenger, and strive with might and main mischief through the land is: execution, or crucifixion or the cutting off of hands and feet from opposite sides. Quran 5:33

Posted by: BHO at February 19, 2015 02:00 PM (C278+)

63 I don't think. I just repeat what my dear leader tells me. That's why i'm here, playing half-assed games in an attempt to deflect from what my dear leader said. You know him, right? The greatestest speaker the World as ever known?

Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 02:00 PM (Spluw)

64 "They had better march like ninjas and not like Germans down the Champs de Elysees. "

They won't have to - they'll already live there.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 19, 2015 02:00 PM (/jpU8)

65 Oh Brother Maynard! Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!



Or the Holy Canoe Paddle of Plains, Georgia!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 02:00 PM (IBmPN)

66 The root causes of terrorism are middle east unemployment, lack of educational opportunities, no recreational outlets, past imperialism and colonialism, Jooooos, and Republicans smarting off about how Meathead - I mean Obama - is wrong.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors Iraq Capades with Brian Williams! at February 19, 2015 02:00 PM (hLRSq)

67 62 ear=war

Posted by: BHO at February 19, 2015 02:00 PM (C278+)

68 If I had an imaginary son, he'd look like the gentle giant who did not have his hands up, even after race baiting jerks carved up his corpse THREE TIMES.

T-shirt sales rocked though.

P.S. He'd also look like the 20 year old who was shot and left in his car (which was torched) during the rioting. That I did nothing to stop.
Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 01:58 PM (Spluw)


Funny, I don't recall bringing anything racially charged into this. I'm not at all sure why you feel compelled to do so.

Posted by: lapincolere at February 19, 2015 02:01 PM (mf5HN)

69 "I don't know if Obama really believes this crap, or, as usual, he's willing to just say anything to justify his cowardice and incompetence."

Out here in SF the other day, Obama intoned to an audience of down and out unemployed people -- oh, who am I kidding, he declared to an audience of 1%ers who paid sixty grand apiece to hear him sonorously declare platitudes -- his intent for the next two years.

He said he means to "run through the [finishing line] tape".

To do as much as he can in that time.

This is part of that plan.

Though he didn't say _that_ to the 1%ers over canapes and champagne.

Obama would like to leave office with the Islamic State an ineradicable fact in being, entrenched well enough in a large enough territory that it would take a MAJOR war to get it dug back out, the sort of war that Americans after the Bush major-war fiascoes will no longer stomach.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 19, 2015 02:01 PM (noWW6)

70 people, people that behead people
islamists are the luckiest people in the world
They're children, needing others children
And yet letting a grown-up pride
Hide all the need inside
Acting more like children than children of the corn

A feeling deep in your soul (in your soul)
Says you were whole now you're half no more
No more hunger and thirst
steal their stuff after they are burst
be a person who beheads people
People who need to behead people are people first.
Are the luckiest people in the world

Posted by: willow at February 19, 2015 02:01 PM (nqBYe)

71 Allen, thanks for all the f**k... It lets Me think it without saying it...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 19, 2015 02:01 PM (Bn6aD)

72 @4

I was thinking that very thing. Competence AND brains, what a concept.

Posted by: pep at February 19, 2015 02:01 PM (YXmuI)

73
How wonderful, we get to repeat the 1930's and this time with weapons of mass destruction.

Posted by: Cheri at February 19, 2015 02:01 PM (G+Wff)

74 Obama is a pussy!


Shhh. We're trying to keep this a secret. But you could see that thought running through Putin's head in any photo where he's looking at President Dumbass.


ISIS knows it. North Korea knows it. Iran knows it. Israel knows it. Prime Minister Harper in Canada knows it. Every Islamic terrorist knows it.


But that's it. Let's just try to keep this between all of us.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 19, 2015 02:01 PM (AC0lD)

75 Winston Smith called me about my attempt to play gotcha games with words. ...Something about he'd rather kiss a rat.

Does anyone know what he's talking about?

Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 02:02 PM (Spluw)

76 "True, there are some, including commenters here, who will say that
this is indeed a holy war between all of Islam and Christendom (well,
actually, the whole world); but that is a minority viewpoint.


...


What most people say, of course, is that there is very definitely a war between racial Islamism and the West. That is undeniable."



Sorry boss, that's two positive claims for which I'm gonna ask for proof of.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 19, 2015 02:02 PM (xSCb6)

77 Don't mention the War!!!

Posted by: Barry Fawlty at February 19, 2015 02:02 PM (MMC8r)

78 The shit that comes out of this guys word hole is simply amazing.

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 19, 2015 02:02 PM (R5HRU)

79 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 02:00 PM

Not bad. Gotta nice beat, can really dance to it.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at February 19, 2015 02:02 PM (ZKzrr)

80 I actually think Obama has stumbled on a winning strategy -

Why blame only Bush when you can blame everyone who disagrees with you.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at February 19, 2015 02:02 PM (BZAd3)

81 They learn this hate in their mosques. In their civic institutions. From their political leaders. In their homes.

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 19, 2015 02:03 PM (zOTsN)

82
As Allah said:

I love the fact that every time you pilfer from Hot Air you blaspheme the Prophet.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 02:03 PM (JtwS4)

83 What is really bugging JEF? O'R has started calling this a "Holy War" and the mem is catching on.



I bet a lot of preachers, priests and rabbis have had enough.



We are at a tipping point and JEF is cornered. He is losing and so he keeps piling on hoping the MSM will help him.




The aren't doing much. The videos of beheading are a lot easier to believe that JEF.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 02:03 PM (0FSuD)

84 Don't look up "lapincolere" in the Urban Dictionary. Words matter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2015 02:03 PM (pCqyH)

85 "I thought the Right believed that words have fixed meanings, not contextual ones.
Posted by: lapincolere at February 19, 2015 01:57 PM (mf5HN)"

That's real retarded, sir.

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at February 19, 2015 02:03 PM (lG2E3)

86 Sorry boss, that's two positive claims for which I'm gonna ask for proof of.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 19, 2015 02:02 PM (xSCb6)



So you believe that Islam, as a whole, is at war with Christians?

Posted by: lapincolere at February 19, 2015 02:03 PM (mf5HN)

87 But, but Rudy said something MEAN..... Waaaaah...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 19, 2015 02:03 PM (Bn6aD)

88 62 The punishment of those who wage ear against Allah and his messenger, and strive with might and main mischief through the land is: execution, or crucifixion or the cutting off of hands and feet from opposite sides. Quran 5:33
Posted by: BHO at February 19, 2015 02:00 PM (C278+

Love thy neighbor as thyself.

Go figure.

Once again, I must apologize for letting our Imam errr I mean President down.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2015 02:03 PM (F2IAQ)

89 Obama doesn't hate America.

But he does hate you.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 19, 2015 02:04 PM (ZPrif)

90 Is troll really trying to say that we're hypocrites because President NarrowAss can't call the Islamic State Islamic?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 19, 2015 02:04 PM (MMC8r)

91 And, ace, you're wrong. It's not "racial Islamism" (whatever that is) that is at war with us. Mohammedanism has been at war with the West more-or-less without ceasing since the 650s.

Indeed, inasmuch as they view themselves as different races, there can be no "racial Islamism." ISIS is not primarily Sunni, and *then* Mohammedan. They are trying to set up a Koranic Caliphate, staying true to the 7th Century barbarism that vomited out their vile death cult.

There are not "radical Mohammedans" and "moderate Mohammedans." There are *practicing* Mohammedans and non-practicing Mohammedans.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 02:04 PM (kff5f)

92 Rusty! Better bring Mr. AllenG the big bottle of Tylenol - the one from Sam's Club.


Loved the use of mewling quim. As beautiful as 25,000 lights on my house!

Posted by: Clark W. Griswold at February 19, 2015 02:04 PM (JO9+V)

93 Words mean what I want them to mean, when I want them to mean htat way, at that time.

When my dear leader spews hate, he's dreamy. And somehow, he's NOT feeding into any narratives of any groups like, say, oh i dunno...the new (and improved!) Black Panthers?
When someone dares question immigration policy, that's less than dreamy.

Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 02:04 PM (Spluw)

94 >>this is indeed a holy war between all of Islam and Christendom

Whether this is true or not is, I'd say, mostly a matter of perspective. Clearly the members of *ISIS ITSELF* believe it to be true, at least on some level. . .a level that mandates that they take up arms and commence assault.

I agree that the *POTUS* shouldn't be casting the situation in such terms, because as a secular leader, he should be respecting the separation of church and state. Also, to think that ISIS *only* poses a threat to Christians is just wrong. The biggest threat ISIS poses is to other Muslims. . .though of course they're a threat to Jews, Christians, atheists, Yazidis, and everyone else nearby. .

Posted by: looking closely at February 19, 2015 02:04 PM (PwGfd)

95 Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 19, 2015 02:03 PM (zOTsN)

The hate can be lifted by bookmobiles, summer youth jobs programs, and midnight basketball.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors Iraq Capades with Brian Williams! at February 19, 2015 02:04 PM (hLRSq)

96 "These terrorists are desperate for legitimacy..."

What the Ckuf does that matter? "Desperate" for it or not, they're murdering innocents of any sort, acquiring land and capital, and becoming more and more barbaric.

Does de-legitimizing them seem to be making any difference whatsoever in their behavior? Does it look like they give a Ckuf? They are conquering in the face of passivism and surrender. That success despite the war of #Twitter being imposed upon them by Team Idiot will drive countries into the seas.

Holy Sh*t! We are still being "led" by an Islamic terrorist-sympathizing SOB.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 19, 2015 02:04 PM (1CroS)

97 You are getting sleepy, you will fall into a deep slumber where everything I say you will believe to be true. Then you will wake up and vote Democrat for the rest of your life.

Posted by: Svenbarri, knows all, sees all at February 19, 2015 02:05 PM (wAQA5)

98 I'm very sorry that my hatred for men who burn men alive "concerns" the president.

Perhaps I should use my 5th grade conflict resolution skills.

"I feel unfathomable rage and despair when I read the daily account of ISIS's deeds. Living in a society in which our president belittles these feelings makes me feel marginalized and angry. I would appreciate acknowledgement of my feelings."

Or you know, fuck these fuckers and the fuckers who defend them. Damn them all to the most horrific depths of hell.

Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2015 02:05 PM (MYCIw)

99 If you don't mention that thing I did in your mouth.....it didn't happen.

Posted by: Barry Obama at February 19, 2015 02:05 PM (tUyNq)

100 The dick is more cordial to Iran and the terrorists than he is to Israel, Our other Allies, and to Republicans.

Fuck him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2015 02:05 PM (rDqRv)

101 I demand the right to troll (badly), sealion (atrociously) and generallynot address the intellectual and moral vacuity of what the president is actually saying. Squirrel! Squirrel! Squirrel! Limbaugh! Limbaugh! Squirrel! Squirrel!

Posted by: flamingrabbit(aka asquirrelyeller) at February 19, 2015 02:05 PM (k8xvx)

102
The more Obama talks the better it will be for all of America. I bet ISIS cannot believe their luck.

Posted by: booter at February 19, 2015 02:05 PM (XZCy1)

103 we ain't going to make it through the next 2 yrs without shit getting real, are we?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 19, 2015 02:06 PM (7RXcs)

104 "Whatever president succeeds..."

You misspelled secedes.

Posted by: Shoot Me at February 19, 2015 02:06 PM (EQcfE)

105 I want to pretend that Islam is monolithic, so as to support the strawman my dear leader created.

Things are monolihtic when I want them to be...The tea party. The rethuglickkkkkkkans. Catching on yet peasants?

Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 02:06 PM (Spluw)

106 Also, Egypt wants help in going into Libya. JEF? No we're not going to help.


Coalition my ass.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 02:06 PM (0FSuD)

107 "And, ace, you're wrong. It's not "racial Islamism" (whatever that is) that is at war with us. Mohammedanism has been at war with the West more-or-less without ceasing since the 650s. "

Bingo. VDH's "long war" commentaries in the early aughts illuminated much of this...

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 19, 2015 02:06 PM (/jpU8)

108 Shhh. We're trying to keep this a secret. But you could see that thought running through Putin's head in any photo where he's looking at President Dumbass.


ISIS knows it. North Korea knows it. Iran knows it. Israel knows it. Prime Minister Harper in Canada knows it. Every Islamic terrorist knows it.


-
They know in Chicago,
Down in New Orleans,
In New York City.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 19, 2015 02:06 PM (XUKZU)

109 Nice response Jindal.

Posted by: RWC - Aragont son of Arathont at February 19, 2015 02:06 PM (fWAjv)

110 Republicans who link ISIS to Islam are why people are randomly getting beheaded in the ME.
#ObamasWordsOfWisdom

Posted by: @votermom at February 19, 2015 02:06 PM (cbfNE)

111 Words mean what I want them to mean, when I want them to mean htat way, at that time.

When my dear leader spews hate, he's dreamy. And somehow, he's NOT feeding into any narratives of any groups like, say, oh i dunno...the new (and improved!) Black Panthers?
When someone dares question immigration policy, that's less than dreamy.
Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 02:04 PM (Spluw)



And there you go again bringing racially charged issues into this when I have certainly done no such thing.

Very interesting.

Posted by: lapincolere at February 19, 2015 02:06 PM (mf5HN)

112 Two takeaways:

1. Obama is basically telling everybody in this country to shut up because they are big meanies.

2. Bobby Jindal gets it.

Posted by: joncelli at February 19, 2015 02:06 PM (RD7QR)

113
The shit that comes out of this guys word hole is simply amazing.
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 19, 2015 02:02 PM (R5HRU)
....................
Daddy, would you please plug the hole already?

Posted by: Malia at February 19, 2015 02:06 PM (wAQA5)

114 After further review, the call on the field has been overturned. I may have to revise my opinion of Obama and his strategy.

After all, if one wanted to really insult the Islamic State, what greater insult could you say, as an apostate, that the Islamic State really isn't Islamic?

Posted by: Phillipi Tesphousterous at February 19, 2015 02:06 PM (1H6kg)

115 Yeah, that's the problem with IS -- who controls the narrative.

THE FUCKING NARRATIVE.

Obama lives in a Narrative Reality. The Narrative is all. To him, this is a war of Narrative, for Narrative, over Narrative.

We who oppose him are (supposedly) aiding the enemy by feeding into their Narrative.

He naturally concludes that to win this Narrative War, we must side with the Obama Narrative.

Ergo, criticizing him is aiding the enemy.

QED

Posted by: Phinn at February 19, 2015 02:07 PM (DLUnW)

116 No need for me to comment,AllenG covered it all nicely at post 61.

Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2015 02:07 PM (KETbL)

117 Instead of calling them IS, let's call them by the name they gave themselves: Islamic State. Words have meaning. No more initials.

Posted by: NCKate at February 19, 2015 02:07 PM (IQdyy)

118
A day after talking about the "debate in the press and among pundits "over terminology, he accused others in the public sphere Thursday of aiding the terrorist cause by highlighting the connection between Islamic teachings and Islamic State's tactics, which include rape, beheadings, crucifixions and slavery.


Um, excuse me Hussein, but you have aided the terrorist cause by your sickening moral equivelance between the crusades and what is happening currently by the culture of Islamic death.
You cheerlead and defend them.

Posted by: Cheri at February 19, 2015 02:07 PM (G+Wff)

119 The problem over in Arab-land is that they don't play football. Football builds character. You don't see football players out there stabbin' folks to death. Well, except for O.J. Simpson I guess but I blame that on him bein' a movie star.

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at February 19, 2015 02:07 PM (fMSaY)

120 95 Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 19, 2015 02:03 PM (zOTsN)

The hate can be lifted by bookmobiles, summer youth jobs programs, and midnight basketball.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors Iraq Capades with Brian Williams! at February 19, 2015 02:04 PM (hLRSq

May I also suggest the Earned Income Tax Credit? That little bit of financial help will make them feel like they have skin in the game. IYKWIM

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2015 02:07 PM (F2IAQ)

121 Life was so much simpler when this was my understanding of islam and the ME.


http://tinyurl.com/lgnyhag

Posted by: RWC - Aragont son of Arathont at February 19, 2015 02:07 PM (fWAjv)

122 "Clearly the members of *ISIS ITSELF* believe it to be true"

Hush with that hate speech, denier!

/

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 19, 2015 02:07 PM (/jpU8)

123 And the final report for the White House Summit on Extreme Radicalism is as follows:

"But what about the British in Malaya in the 1950s?"

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 19, 2015 02:07 PM (MMC8r)

124 >>"That narrative sometimes extends far beyond terrorist organizations," he continued. "That narrative becomes the foundation upon which terrorists build their ideology and by which they try to justify their violence, and that hurts all of us, including Islam and especially Muslims who are the ones most likely to be killed."

I would be more mad if I could be sure of what the fluck he's trying to say here.


(I had to say "fluck" because Allen used up all the "f ucks".)

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 19, 2015 02:07 PM (0xTsz)

125 They learn it from their parents and thier politicians and their preachers.

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 19, 2015 02:07 PM (zOTsN)

126 It's also worth noting that if John Boehner and Mitch McConnell hadn't engineerered the "cromnibus" back in December, then right now Obama would be buried in horrible budget fights in D.C., involving tons of details and math.

Obama hates details. He hates math.

He would have been amenable to damn near anything that would let him escape the cold, and the details, and the math. And when he was able to escape, he wouldn't be thinking about anything other than a few weeks on a golf course someplace sunny. With no math.

Instead, the boy geniuses Boehner and McConnell basically gave Obama comfortable maneuvering room for virtually all of the first of Obama's last two years in office. No pressure over the budget, plenty of time to cook up new disastrous policy initiatives.

Mind you, under the non-cromnibus scenario, a muscular response to the Islamic State probably wouldn't be happening. But it's also not happening *now*.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 19, 2015 02:08 PM (noWW6)

127 Oh, well, he has met the enemy and they are someone besides those islamist terrorist over there in the ME killin' and burnin' and cuttin' folks heads off randomly. They are us.

Posted by: huerfano at February 19, 2015 02:08 PM (bAGA/)

128 Obama has no problem indicting the entire Law Enforcement system. Hands up bitch.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 19, 2015 02:08 PM (iRZl4)

129
>>>Bobby Jindal: "If you are looking for someone to condemn (Giuliani), look elsewhere."

Bobby Jindal has been growing on me. I sure ain't mad at him.

Posted by: Lea at February 19, 2015 02:08 PM (lIU4e)

130 So, who's the new tool at #12?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2015 02:08 PM (3kdx6)

131 Obama has been waddling and quacking for over eight years now and almost nobody in politics or the media is willing to call him what he is.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at February 19, 2015 02:08 PM (BZAd3)

132 Effin Willowed I was.

I think the Shitheel in Chief is trying to kill us with aneurysms.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 19, 2015 02:08 PM (evdj2)

133 Jobs For Jihadis Uruguays President Slams Gitmo Detainees Resettled In His Country For Being Lazy, Refusing To Work

Weasel Zippers

To funny. No comment yet from Harf Wit or Fredo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2015 02:09 PM (rDqRv)

134 109 Nice response Jindal.
----
It was. Too bad Rudy "clarified" his remarks a bit this morning adding that he wasn't attacking Obama's patriotism. Yes you were Rudy and there was no need to say otherwise.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at February 19, 2015 02:09 PM (MbrzC)

135 let's call them by the name they gave themselves: Islamic State"

Well, next you'll want us to say "National Socialists" when we want to go full Godwin.
That would be most unhelpful, dontchaknow?

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 19, 2015 02:09 PM (/jpU8)

136 Posted by: toby928(C) at February 19, 2015 02:08 PM (evdj2)

He may yet succeed.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 02:09 PM (kff5f)

137 "103 we ain't going to make it through the next 2 yrs without shit getting real, are we?"

Nope.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 19, 2015 02:09 PM (lG2E3)

138 And troll goes for the Brass Ring of 'Raaaaaaacis!'

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 19, 2015 02:09 PM (MMC8r)

139 Jindal: A rare Republican that remembers--and follows--Reagan's 11th Commandment?

Contra: John McCain et al. who thought temporary media love was/is more important?

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 19, 2015 02:10 PM (ZvKdv)

140 I also think that Barry has lost what little mind he had. He's clearly heavily medicated.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 19, 2015 02:10 PM (evdj2)

141 As the prophet Jimi Hendrix said, "So let us not talk falsely now. The hour's getting late."

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 19, 2015 02:10 PM (XUKZU)

142 Obama is an Muzzie apologist.
Does that make what he says "obamapolojisms"?

Posted by: @votermom at February 19, 2015 02:10 PM (cbfNE)

143
No need for me to comment,AllenG covered it all nicely at post 61.
Posted by: steevy
........................
Pretty much covered it.

Posted by: wth at February 19, 2015 02:10 PM (wAQA5)

144 130 So, who's the new tool at #12?
-------------------------------
My guess is things to comment on at HuffPo and Daily Beast have run aground what with the daily Fredo beclowning. Looks like a drive-by troll.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at February 19, 2015 02:10 PM (oDCMR)

145 Here I go again, Quoting my dear leader spewing hatred. Which he himself said feeds into narratives.

It's okay when the dear leader does it. But i wanna pretend that there is a blog fairy that forbids quoting the dear leader unless i want that.

Sooooooo, pretending Islam is monolithic, we will deign this topic. Quoting the dear leader, not unless i say so.

Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 02:10 PM (Spluw)

146 This is hilarious!

Who knew Hector was really President of the United States?

Posted by: MTF at February 19, 2015 02:10 PM (LISuA)

147 " The dick is more cordial to Iran and the terrorists than he is to Israel, Our other Allies, and to Republicans."


He's just more comfortable with them............for some reason?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 02:10 PM (LA7Cm)

148 "That narrative becomes the foundation upon which terrorists build their ideology and by which they try to justify their violence, and that hurts all of us, including Islam and especially Muslims who are the ones most likely to be killed."

I would be more mad if I could be sure of what the fluck he's trying to say here.


He's saying that us calling Islamic State Islamic will alienate Islam.

Which is Harvard-level fucktardery.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 19, 2015 02:11 PM (MMC8r)

149 So you believe that Islam, as a whole, is at war with Christians?


Posted by: lapincolere at February 19, 2015 02:03 PM (mf5HN)


I believe that Islam is at war with all non-believers and has been throughout its bloody history. If I look at their culture from its beginning to present day, right-this-very-minute, and even the foreseeable future, there is ample support for my position.
Ball's in your court, Sport.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 19, 2015 02:11 PM (xSCb6)

150 Sorry, a tad late.

Jane- yeah, I'm going to need some of those swears.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 01:51 PM (kff5f)


*shoves all the swear words through USB port*


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2015 02:11 PM (FsuaD)

151 Yep - seems pretty brutally obvious at this point that King Putt is just trolling these days.

As I've said before, a competent opposition party would be in a position to change the country for 2-3 generations. But seeing as "competent" is a prerequisite then, well, never mind.

Posted by: DocJ at February 19, 2015 02:11 PM (zrsn3)

152 And yes, Islam is at war with Christianity. And Judaism. And Sikhism. And Hinduism. And Buddhism. And Every other random Islamic offshoot that they have a minor disagreement with.

This has been the case forever. Convert or die.

This is all very simple. Islam is an expansionist ideology. Always has been, always will be.

Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2015 02:11 PM (MYCIw)

153 I demand the right to troll (badly), sealion (atrociously) and generallynot address the intellectual and moral vacuity of what the president is actually saying. Squirrel! Squirrel! Squirrel! Limbaugh! Limbaugh! Squirrel! Squirrel!
Posted by: flamingrabbit(aka asquirrelyeller) at February 19, 2015 02:05 PM (k8xvx)


I don't understand why it is that asking for a clarification on this position is considered trolling. It's a simple question indeed.

Posted by: lapincolere at February 19, 2015 02:11 PM (mf5HN)

154 "So you believe that Islam, as a whole, is at war with Christians?"

Among others, hell yes. Consider that the beheading video (of the Copts) calls them "people of the cross", I think that makes it rather obvious.

Christianity is the antithesis of Mohammedanism. Christianity is a faith in love, forgiveness, and life; where Mohammedanism is a religion of hate, condemnation, and death.

Choose carefully - the results are eternal.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at February 19, 2015 02:11 PM (TR90z)

155 As a strong supporter of this President, I am becoming more and more concerned about his mental state.


*This should be said often*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2015 02:11 PM (3kdx6)

156 96
"These terrorists are desperate for legitimacy..."


No the are desperate to kill every non believer and take their women.


What is it about what is happening that this guy does not see?



Seriously, this guy doesn't see that ISIS doesn't give a shit if you call them the JV team, they took over the second largest city in Iraq. They are running refineries, selling slaves, harvesting organs and beheading non believers.



Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 02:12 PM (0FSuD)

157 But... Busby Berkeley Beheadings!

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at February 19, 2015 02:12 PM (ucB75)

158 Very interesting.
Posted by: lapincolere at February 19, 2015 02:06 PM

************

No it ain't

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at February 19, 2015 02:12 PM (fMSaY)

159 "But what about the British in Malaya in the 1950s?"

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 19, 2015 02:07 PM (MMC8r)


Closely tied to the Crusades, don't you see.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors Iraq Capades with Brian Williams! at February 19, 2015 02:12 PM (hLRSq)

160 Yur thinkin what Im missin
career prospects and kissin
soon we'll be comin to your side
we're just calculatin
the madhi is awaitin
and meantime we get the child brides
chop em up
burn em out
blow em up
string em round

Posted by: ISIS at February 19, 2015 02:13 PM (IrOvw)

161 Troll goes for brass ring of "Raaaaaaacis!" because to cite the most prominent examples on which Ear Leader has demagogued to inspire hate requires a mention of things "racially charged". There weren't riots after any his 2A fuckpuppetries, after all. Ignore that the prez is polemic on matters of race or be called racist? Hand me the stamp, I'll apply it myself. I know just the finger.

Posted by: Sporkatus at February 19, 2015 02:13 PM (HtLSE)

162 Sooo umm, if the prez is non-muslim, how can he dictate who or what real islam is about?

Posted by: HH at February 19, 2015 02:13 PM (Ce4DF)

163 To the extent a Moslem is not at war with Dar al-Garb, he's a bad Moslem, by their own terms.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 19, 2015 02:13 PM (evdj2)

164 ""That narrative becomes the foundation upon which terrorists build their ideology and by which they try to justify their violence"

No, idiot, the foundation upon which terrorists build their ideology and by which they try to justify their violence is the Koran and Hadiths. It's not much of a stretch since the violence is inherent to Islam because Muhammad was a violent, insane warlord.

Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2015 02:13 PM (MYCIw)

165 I believe that Islam is at war with all non-believers and has been throughout its bloody history. If I look at their culture from its beginning to present day, right-this-very-minute, and even the foreseeable future, there is ample support for my position.
Ball's in your court, Sport.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 19, 2015 02:11 PM (xSCb6)



Thank you for the response.

I find it fascinating that those who claim to believe in viewing each person as an individual as so adamant to view Muslims as a group. That seems rather hypocritical to me.

Posted by: lapincolere at February 19, 2015 02:14 PM (mf5HN)

166 Fight and kill the disbelievers wherever you find them, take them captive, harass them, lie in wait and ambush them using every stratagem of war. Quran: 9:5

Posted by: BHO at February 19, 2015 02:14 PM (C278+)

167 Just got up, having coffee. Just got through thanking God I live in Oklahoma. And I prayed for my country. Seems like that's all I can do right now.

Posted by: Soona at February 19, 2015 02:14 PM (/HX7u)

168 So is Obama going to announce a jobs program for conservatives?

Posted by: Dang at February 19, 2015 02:14 PM (MNq6o)

169 "He's saying that us calling Islamic State Islamic will alienate Islam. "


Calling rapists "rapists" will alienate.....rapists?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 02:14 PM (LA7Cm)

170 Compare the treatment of Christians* in Islamic countries with the treatment of Muslims in Christian countries and tell me who's at war with who.






*And Jews, Sikhs, Hindus, et al.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 19, 2015 02:14 PM (MMC8r)

171 "we ain't going to make it through the next 2 yrs without shit getting real, are we?"

It's what happens in the two years after the next two that keeps me awake at night.

When Bush took over from Clinton, I had a feeling of horrible apprehension. That the nation's security and intelligence mechanisms had been crippled by dry rot and liberal moonbattery and were no longer fit for purpose. And that Bush was going to get bushwhacked by something very ugly, very early on, with no real or effective warning having been provided.

Sure enough.

Now reflect on this: Marie Harf hasn't always worked for the State Department. She was originally a _CIA analyst_.

Imagine an entire national security and intelligence system filled with people of Marie Harf caliber. That's going to be the gift the next president inherits. Guardians incapable of guarding.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 19, 2015 02:14 PM (noWW6)

172 I'm just askin' questions.

Posted by: Flaming Rabbit at February 19, 2015 02:14 PM (JO9+V)

173 It's simple that the Islamic State claims to be an Islamic organization. But that's icky.

It's simple that the Muslim Brotherhood claims to be a Muslim organization. But that's icky.
It's simple that blaming everyone else except ISIS for systemic butchery is easier than allowing iraq to go to Hell and then face the ugly prospect of shovelling it out again.
and that's why I'm on a blog whining on behalf of my dear leader.

Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 02:15 PM (Spluw)

174 And yes, Islam is at war with Christianity. And Judaism. And Sikhism. And Hinduism. And Buddhism...

How are the Afghan Buddha these days?

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 19, 2015 02:15 PM (/jpU8)

175 This guy is going over the top now.

He just does not give a shit and wishes to stuff it into the opposition's face at every turn.

His every utterance proves this. He was right about his flexibility after the election, but wrong about which election.

The Jen Psucki promotion in in lockstep with his mood and direction now.

But Gallup will still have him going up in approval.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 19, 2015 02:15 PM (U6f54)

176 he world is divided into the House of Islam and the House of War, the Dar al-Islam and the Dar al-harb. The Dar al-Islam is all those lands in which a Muslim government rules and the Holy Law of Islam prevails. Non-Muslims may live there on Muslim sufferance. The outside world, which has not yet been subjugated, is called the "House of War," and strictly speaking a perpetual state of jihad, of holy war, is imposed by the law. The law also provided that the jihad might be interrupted by truces as and when appropriate. In fact, the periods of peace and war were not vastly different from those which existed between the Christian states of Europe for most of European history.

The law thus divides unbelievers theologically into those who have a book and profess what Islam recognizes as a divine religion and those who do not; politically into dhimmis, those who have accepted the supremacy of the Muslim state and the primacy of the Muslims, and harbis, the denizens of the Dar al-harb, the House of War, who remain outside the Islamic frontier, and with whom therefore there is in principle, a canonically obligatory perpetual state of war until the whole world is either converted or subjugated.

Posted by: Some shit taught by Islam at February 19, 2015 02:15 PM (3kdx6)

177 The dick is more cordial to Iran and the terrorists than he is to Israel, Our other Allies, and to Republicans.
Fuck him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2015 02:05 PM


Clearly, Choom Boy finds the Joooos' call to prayer not as beautiful as the sweet tones of Muzzies calling their followers to behead the infidel.

Posted by: MrScribbler at February 19, 2015 02:15 PM (P8YHq)

178 Sooo umm, if the prez is non-muslim, how can he dictate who or what real islam is about?

Posted by: HH at February 19, 2015 02:13 PM (Ce4DF)


Funnily enough (and this does give some credence to the "He's not actually a Mohammedan" side) he's busy apologizing for ISIS- who would immediately (were he Mohammedan) declare him kuffir and immolate him, given the chance.

Apparently, voting or participating in Democracy (or Representative Republicanism) in any way is Blasphemy, according to Shariah.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 02:15 PM (kff5f)

179 I think that Obama is losing touch with reality.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 19, 2015 02:15 PM (V70Uh)

180 This post is causing people to ignore the legitimate grievances of muslim yoots leading them into dead end jobs that cause them to join ISIS so they can hideously murder people.

Plus it is racist.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at February 19, 2015 02:15 PM (BZAd3)

181
Republicans criticizing dear leader aka SCOAMTT are extremists who enable, nay cause, extremism.
Down with extremists and down with the extremist speech, dig?

Posted by: Justamom at February 19, 2015 02:15 PM (Sptt8)

182 You jihad deniers need to get over it. The science is settled on this one. Radical Islam is a threat to Western Civilization and you bitches are going to be the ones fetching water and paying the jizya if the caliphate wins, 'cause the rest of us are going to our deaths fighting.

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at February 19, 2015 02:15 PM (fMSaY)

183 Is it true mohammed had an extremely small dick? Which Hadith mentions tiny mo's wand?

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at February 19, 2015 02:15 PM (oDCMR)

184 ", if the prez is non-muslim, how can he dictate who or what real islam is about?"



Even if he's not a Muz, he's a better Muslim than a real Muslim.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 02:16 PM (LA7Cm)

185 Oh, and not giving Ukraine any weapons. The "Cease Fire"


WSJ reports Russia moving more men and equipment into Ukraine.



Like Putin gives a shit about a "cease fire".



Leading from behind baby!

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 02:16 PM (0FSuD)

186 Where is Psaki and her damn hashtags when you need them??

-Barky I

Posted by: jmel at February 19, 2015 02:16 PM (cfFqn)

187 Seriously, this guy doesn't see that ISIS doesn't give a shit if you call them the JV team, they took over the second largest city in Iraq. They are running refineries, selling slaves, harvesting organs and beheading non believers.



Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 02:12 PM (0FSuD)

One of this admins big plans was to refer to them as daesh.

Almost had them running scared.

Almost.

Posted by: RWC - Aragont son of Arathont at February 19, 2015 02:16 PM (fWAjv)

188 Yur thinkin what Im missin
career prospects and kissin
soon we'll be comin to your side
we're just calculatin
the madhi is awaitin
and meantime we get the child brides
chop em up
burn em out
blow em up
string em round
-
Allah!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 19, 2015 02:16 PM (XUKZU)

189 I don't understand why it is that asking for a
clarification on this position is considered trolling. It's a simple
question indeed.

Posted by: lapincolere at February 19, 2015 02:11 PM (mf5HN)


To be fair, we don't expect a complex question from so simple a mind.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2015 02:16 PM (pCqyH)

190 Obama views bitter clingers and Christians as a group, so we are not allowed to point out the obvious Islam groupthink of Mr. "my muslim faith"because...nuance..or...racist...or...something...

Posted by: brevity at February 19, 2015 02:17 PM (jmN7w)

191 Wait, so if we continue saying Islam fuels terrorism, more Muslims will start committing terrorism in order to prove us wrong? WTF

Posted by: redsweater at February 19, 2015 02:17 PM (q5JWV)

192 Zombie mentioned a book that posits that Mohammad was actually a composite prophet (never existed).

Posted by: @votermom at February 19, 2015 02:17 PM (cbfNE)

193 100 The dick is more cordial to Iran and the terrorists than he is to Israel, Our other Allies, and to Republicans.

Fuck him
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2015 02:05 PM (rDqR

ugh, thats not pretty a thought.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2015 02:17 PM (F2IAQ)

194 Posted by: torquewrench at February 19, 2015 02:08 PM (noWW6)



I want Obama saying as much as he can over the next two years. I want him opining on the root causes of terrorism. I want everyone to hear everyone of the stale bromides he learned from his mentors and the revolutionary professors back in the 1980's. I want him to do that because like then, those stale excuses and prescriptions would be trotted out time after time, and found to be unworkable. I want him to keep doing this until enough people think - and then say - "This is a man of bullshit; let's try something else."


I want him to speak because him running his mouth in the face of reality is the greatest foe his principles and ideals will ever face.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors Iraq Capades with Brian Williams! at February 19, 2015 02:17 PM (hLRSq)

195 People I would at least get wood if they were nominated: Walker
Semi-: Jindal

I would also spring wood if Rudy was a Veep candidate

Posted by: FDR's Television at February 19, 2015 02:17 PM (ne2fm)

196
It's Bulworth, with one L. Just sayin'. God knows no one watched that movie.

Posted by: radar at February 19, 2015 02:17 PM (kQfqk)

197 President Obama, can You not understand by obfuscating and not dealing with the Reality of this Groups religious intolerance to anyone not Of them..You are Helping them by lying about their Idealogy and that is allowing the deaths of actual innocent Muslims and others not Muslim?
are the sunnis that attack Shiites Muslim?
is al quada Muslim? Was Bib Laden Muslim? Boko Haram?

are they Muslims attacking people that are also Not Muslim?

Posted by: willow at February 19, 2015 02:17 PM (nqBYe)

198 >>I think that Obama is losing touch with reality.



He's dropping the mask.
We're now seeing bits of what his reality has always been.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2015 02:18 PM (WvpaS)

199 Obama doesn't want to admit any of this, because Obama wishes to do nothing about it

Ace, you are so wrong.

It's patently obvious that Obama wants very much to "do something about" the rise of radical Islam against the West -- HE WANTS TO HELP IT DESTROY THE WEST.

You're once again taking the "weak opposition" argument, because it makes you seem reasonable, in comparison to the wild-eyed conspiracy theorists who posit that Obama is not merely "incompetent" but is actually in active opposition to American interests.

But I think that ceased being a conspiracy theory quite some time ago, and was only reconfirmed several times over in recent days.

If, as you concede, everything he says is a lie, then why grant legitimacy to his lie that his actions are for the benefit of the United States and the West in general?

C'mon. Anyone with half a brain knows that his Franz Fanonisms, his anti-colonialism word salad, his SJW trolling, are vigorously intended to undermine the United States.

EVERYONE knows this, on both sides of the political aisle.. The only difference between liberals and conservatives these days is that the liberals agree with his treason, and the conservative disagree with it. But we all agree it exists.

Posted by: zombie at February 19, 2015 02:18 PM (K4YiS)

200 I find it fascinating that those who claim to believe in viewing each person as an individual as so adamant to view Muslims as a group. That seems rather hypocritical to me.
Posted by: lapincolere at February 19, 2015 02:14 PM (mf5HN)


--------------------------------------------


It's called association. And when most muzzies refuse to disassociate with what's happening in the ME and the rest of the world, it's only natural to start drawing a few conclusions.

Posted by: Soona at February 19, 2015 02:18 PM (/HX7u)

201 Posted by: lapincolere at February 19, 2015 02:14 PM (mf5HN)

If I thought you were anything other than a shit-sniffing troll, I'd explain how grownups can tell the difference between "general statements" and "specific statements" and the acknowledgement that Mohammedanism is *by its own account* in a Total War with the West in no way means anything about a thinking person's views on any specific person who claims to be Mohammedan.

Instead, I'll just respond thusly:

Fuck off, you lying sack of goose-dung.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 02:18 PM (kff5f)

202 The muslim brotherhood IS a group.
ISIS IS a group.
Al queada IS a group.
Hamas IS a group.

None of these are individuals. And yet.......when my dear leader whined about abortions and ......The Church, he had no problemo treating every papist as being a group.

Cause it suited his need at the time. And him claiming that it was opposed to women and their rights was......"spewing hatred that fed narratives".

Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 02:18 PM (Spluw)

203 ...desperate for legitimacy....

I think when you negotiate back-channel deals for a prisoner swap, you create a great deal of legitimacy.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2015 02:18 PM (08Znv)

204 Obama, why are so many terrorists and murderers claiming to be Islamic?

Posted by: Dang at February 19, 2015 02:18 PM (MNq6o)

205 Are the Imans assisting/encouraging the citizens going to Help Isis Muslims?

Posted by: willow at February 19, 2015 02:18 PM (nqBYe)

206 183 Is it true mohammed had an extremely small dick? Which Hadith mentions tiny mo's wand?
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at February 19, 2015 02:15 PM (oDCMR)

Well, his six year old wife did chuckle a lot, it is said.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at February 19, 2015 02:18 PM (BZAd3)

207 I find it fascinating that I refuse to address the actual issue. Yes, and would you like a fish?

Posted by: Flaming Sealion at February 19, 2015 02:19 PM (RD7QR)

208 Troll thinks we can't discuss the actions of a group because They're-All-Just-Individuals-After-All. Well, sport, if the most consistent Group Identifier of those *Individuals* committing these acts is a form of Islam, I'm okay with a slightly broad brush. Squish someone who says they're Muslim? No. Squish someone who says they're Muslim and support the IS? Bring me the hammer. Fairly indiscrimant squishing of group #2 may be needed to form the opinions of broader group #1.

Posted by: Sporkatus at February 19, 2015 02:19 PM (HtLSE)

209
It's simple that the Muslim Brotherhood claims to be a Muslim organization. But that's icky.


Remember that they were 'mostly secular?'

Denial is deep in the diplomatic culture.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 19, 2015 02:19 PM (MMC8r)

210 To be fair, we don't expect a complex question from so simple a mind.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2015 02:16 PM (pCqyH)



I see. Rather than answer the question, attack the questioner. Isn't that precisely your objection to what President Obama is doing?

Posted by: lapincolere at February 19, 2015 02:19 PM (mf5HN)

211 You jihad deniers need to get over it. The science is settled on this one. Radical Islam is a threat to Western Civilization and you bitches are going to be the ones fetching water and paying the jizya if the caliphate wins, 'cause the rest of us are going to our deaths fighting.
Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger

If I can money of of this, I'm in complete agreement.

Posted by: Al-gorhammad at February 19, 2015 02:19 PM (Spluw)

212 People who want to try to come-up with so-called "adult" solutions to the problem of the Radical Religion That We Dare Not Name don't seem to realize that you're not dealing with people who live in reality.

Global domination? Immediate, brutal death for all apostates? 72-virgins? Unlimited supply of sex-slaves? Lots of macho chest-beating? Etc. This is the stuff of fantasy - pimply-teenage-boy-playing-Game-of-War-thinking-Kate-Upton-is-on-the-other-end level fantasy.

That is why #Jobsd4ISIS is so jaw-droppingly stupid and dangerous. That is why "we need to understand their grievances" is so spectacularly naive. That is what is so utterly mock-worthy about the position of King Putt and his supposed band of geniuses - they don't have Clue One about what is going on out there.

Posted by: DocJ at February 19, 2015 02:20 PM (zrsn3)

213 A shout out to Bobby Jindal for not equivocating.

Posted by: RM at February 19, 2015 02:20 PM (fRppw)

214 >>Imagine an entire national security and intelligence system filled with people of Marie Harf caliber.

I call it "my legacy".

Posted by: Jamie Gorelick at February 19, 2015 02:20 PM (0xTsz)

215 ", if the prez is non-muslim, how can he dictate who or what real islam is about?"


Even if he's not a Muz, he's a better Muslim than a real Muslim.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 02:16 PM



(I have no comment, but I think this needs to be bold)

Posted by: huerfano at February 19, 2015 02:20 PM (bAGA/)

216 >>It's Bulworth, with one L. Just sayin'. God knows no one watched that movie.

I watched the movie years ago. Recall that Bulworth was suicidal - had contracted w/someone to shoot him (forget why), and that was why he was unrestrained.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2015 02:20 PM (WvpaS)

217 "I find it fascinating that those who claim to believe in viewing each person as an individual as so adamant to view Muslims as a group. That seems rather hypocritical to me."

We view Islam for what it is. We freely admit that there are muslims who do not care a bit about what their religion actually teaches and are happy to drink beer and bang co-eds. However, as we are seeing with ISIS, they are as much apostates as we are.

Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2015 02:20 PM (MYCIw)

218 Fight those who do not believe until they all surrender, paying the protective tax in submission. Quran: 9:29

Posted by: BHO at February 19, 2015 02:21 PM (C278+)

219 It's whitey's fault!!
B. Heussein Obama

One trick pony shows one trick again.


Posted by: Jukin at February 19, 2015 02:21 PM (WGm5T)

220 Behead those that say Islam is not peaceful.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 19, 2015 02:21 PM (evdj2)

221 Zombie mentioned a book that posits that Mohammad was actually a composite prophet (never existed).

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Like Obama's "girlfriends".

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 19, 2015 02:21 PM (XUKZU)

222 He's dropping the mask.
We're now seeing bits of what his reality has always been.


Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2015 02:18 PM (WvpaS)

THIS! He doesn't give a shit what you think. He's all commie all the time now.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 02:21 PM (0FSuD)

223 This post by Sultan Knish nails it.

http://tinyurl.com/mk8xtdq

Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2015 02:21 PM (KETbL)

224 They do not care what we call them

He thinks this will help us with moderte muslims. He's wrong. It leaves them out on a limb that he is cutting off

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 19, 2015 02:21 PM (zOTsN)

225 Leading from behind baby!
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 02:16 PM (0FSuD

I would prefer someone who lead from behind. At least that would be leadership.

This guy reminds me of a frightened dog rolled over on his back looking to have his neutered groin scratched by his master.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2015 02:21 PM (F2IAQ)

226 There are not "radical Mohammedans" and "moderate Mohammedans." There are *practicing* Mohammedans and non-practicing Mohammedans.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon


This.

ISIS, AL Qaeda, the Muslim Brotherhood, the Taliban -- these are all simply observant Muslims.

Everyone else in the Middle East is a backslider or an apostate.

Standard, run-of-the-mill everyday observant Islam is indistinguishable from what we mislabel as "radical extremism."

Posted by: zombie at February 19, 2015 02:21 PM (K4YiS)

227 Rather than answer the question"

You have been answered, and you have been found wanting.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 19, 2015 02:22 PM (/jpU8)

228 I'd just like you to clarify why it is I am desperately trying to distract people from the president's objective incompetence. And really, what have you got against sealions?

Posted by: Flaming Sealion at February 19, 2015 02:22 PM (RD7QR)

229 Pretty sure republicans are maligned as a group and not as individuals.

Posted by: NCKate at February 19, 2015 02:22 PM (IQdyy)

230 I find it fascinating that those who claim to believe in viewing
each person as an individual as so adamant to view Muslims as a group.
That seems rather hypocritical to me.


Posted by: lapincolere at February 19, 2015 02:14 PM (mf5HN)



So how would you classify a group of hundreds of thousands of "radicals" spreading violence in the name of their religion who are supported by millions upon millions of sympathetic followers of that very same religion which calls for violent expansion?
You do realize you can't have hundreds of thousands of radicals spring up from a small society, right?
No, of course you don't.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 19, 2015 02:22 PM (xSCb6)

231 Perhaps we are defeating more than the libs now. It appears the entire intellectual edifice is imploding right before our very eyes. Multi-Culti: out. Moral Relativism: Out; Moral Superiority of the Oppressed Classes: Out. Unilateral Lowering of Arms: Out. Evils of American Hegemony: Out. Racialism: Ok, not out because we still like having something to taunt the libs with. But after we have our way with it: heading for the door.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at February 19, 2015 02:22 PM (Gk/ou)

232 I would prefer someone who lead from behind. At least that would be leadership.

"They'll go wherever an Ogg leads?"
"I dunno. But they'll sure go wherever an Ogg follows."

~Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 02:22 PM (kff5f)

233 What's necessary is for a Scott Walker or whomever to note that "we can not see into a man's heart or his soul, so we determine what a man loves by his words and his actions. You'll have to evaluate for yourself whether President Four-Putt's words and actions represent love for what America is and does."

Posted by: JEM at February 19, 2015 02:22 PM (o+SC1)

234 @210 Let's not be hasty - that was an attack on both the questioner *and* the question. Numbnuts.

Posted by: Sporkatus at February 19, 2015 02:23 PM (HtLSE)

235 If I thought you were anything other than a shit-sniffing troll, I'd explain how grownups can tell the difference between "general statements" and "specific statements" and the acknowledgement that Mohammedanism is *by its own account* in a Total War with the West in no way means anything about a thinking person's views on any specific person who claims to be Mohammedan.

Instead, I'll just respond thusly:

Fuck off, you lying sack of goose-dung.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 02:18 PM (kff5f)



At any point at all did I resort to name calling?

Vituperation?

Profanity?

I did not.

Yet I see that you feel compelled to do so. Very interesting indeed.

Posted by: lapincolere at February 19, 2015 02:23 PM (mf5HN)

236 lapinyourcolon
i am braving the slings and arrows and pretending that the president lying his ass off about the mess he helped create is actually a word game.

I'd rather talk about fixed/dynamic word meaning than slave auctions.
I'd rather talk about fake narratives and grievances than people being burnt alive.

The latter is icky and involves work. The former i hand off to lawyers and have another summit.

Guess which one my dear leader prefers?

Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 02:23 PM (Spluw)

237 The words given to the Prophet are immutable, and each word is as relevant today as they day that it was revealed to him.

Including the part about killing all the Jews.

Posted by: Some shit taught by Islam at February 19, 2015 02:23 PM (3kdx6)

238 i will totally stand side by side with Muslims in demonstrations across America to claim not in Our name, Not muslims, not jews, not bhais, not buddhists, no killing others for Islam. They will not support them , not send funds . not call them freedom fighters.

i'll even give em a ride.

i know they are out there, if they are afraid than Those are the Muslims that need support. and they need support to have the strength to send these Imans packing, they need the support to defend their fellow muslims that are being slaughtered, along with others not muslim

Posted by: willow at February 19, 2015 02:23 PM (nqBYe)

239 229 Pretty sure republicans are maligned as a group and not as individuals.
Posted by: NCKate at February 19, 2015 02:22 PM (IQdyy)

They both are by me

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2015 02:23 PM (F2IAQ)

240 But Dull Barry, well known Christian, is the one who is interpreting Islam to exclude the terrorists. The nerve on this fucking guy! By his own logic wouldn't terrorists view that as a spewage of harrowing hateful narrative justifying more head-chopping and person-burning?

Posted by: AMartel at February 19, 2015 02:23 PM (WWgnZ)

241 Yes, it's interesting that you are unable or unwilling to comprehend simple English language terms...

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 19, 2015 02:24 PM (/jpU8)

242 Clearly, the political winds have shifted in an ugly direction.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 19, 2015 02:24 PM (evdj2)

243 "Very interesting indeed."

Oh yes. Very interesting, professor.

"Why I am just above it all and just askin' questions and you barbarians are cussing at me! Why my stars and garters, how profane!"

I answered you without profanity. Care to jump in there?

Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2015 02:24 PM (MYCIw)

244 Name calling, tsk, tsk. To quote my dear leader, that's the behavior of "typical white people".

P.S. don't spew hatred. That's my dear leaders' job.

Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 02:24 PM (Spluw)

245 192 Zombie mentioned a book that posits that Mohammad was actually a composite prophet (never existed).
Posted by: @votermom


Voila:

http://pjmedia.com/zombie/2012/04/23/book-review-did-muhammad-exist-by-robert-spencer/

Posted by: zombie at February 19, 2015 02:25 PM (K4YiS)

246 I wish to malign you without being called to task. Why are you so upset with that? And please, please, take some fish.

Posted by: Flaming Sealion at February 19, 2015 02:25 PM (RD7QR)

247 #243,
Nah. It's attempt is to disrail and draw attention. Nothing more, sadly.

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 19, 2015 02:25 PM (/jpU8)

248 Clearly, the political winds have shifted in an ugly direction.

-
And clearly Obama has made his decision.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 19, 2015 02:26 PM (XUKZU)

249 245 i gotta see if my lib has that

Posted by: @votermom at February 19, 2015 02:26 PM (cbfNE)

250 Troll classification #187b: Classic passive-aggressive.

Designation: SuckerofCockus Maximus


Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 19, 2015 02:26 PM (MMC8r)

251 Unfortunately, we have a composite president.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 19, 2015 02:26 PM (W5DcG)

252 IMO the West is NOT at War with Islam...

But Islam IS at war with the West....

Western civilization based on self determination, and Freedom cannot coexist in the same space as a Religion whose very name means, to submit.

Sometimes, you must take what people say, at face value.... THEY say they are at war with our way of life....

Posted by: BB Wolf at February 19, 2015 02:26 PM (qh617)

253 Oh yes. Very interesting, professor.

"Why I am just above it all and just askin' questions and you barbarians are cussing at me! Why my stars and garters, how profane!"

I answered you without profanity. Care to jump in there?
Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2015 02:24 PM (MYCIw)



At this point I do believe I would need to clamber up on a step stool to be able to reach the level of incomprehensibility with which I am faced.

Posted by: lapincolere at February 19, 2015 02:27 PM (mf5HN)

254 Now The One is lecturing Imans to not be boring.


He has appointed himself the healer of the world, if only people would listen and follow him.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 02:27 PM (0FSuD)

255 Posted by: lapincolere at February 19, 2015 02:23 PM (mf5HN)

You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 19, 2015 02:27 PM (MMC8r)

256 I hope ace reads this piece.If you reading the comment ace,here it is.

http://tinyurl.com/mk8xtdq

Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2015 02:27 PM (KETbL)

257 Unfortunately, we have a composite president.

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Half African, half slut.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 19, 2015 02:27 PM (XUKZU)

258 off sock. Feel like I need a shower after quoting the Quran.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 02:27 PM (C278+)

259 Christian, conservative, racist, rightwing hate-speak bedevils D.C. just blocks for the White House... linked in my sock. If only one French bunny could save us, and the World, from this hate!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 19, 2015 02:27 PM (2KB+E)

260 It's attempt is to disrail and draw attention. Nothing more, sadly.

my paymaster can't stop Joe Biden groping women. What possible chance of success do you think is possible for those Yazidi women, with my dear leader in office?
hint: it's about the same chance as those Nigerian girls have.

And that's why I'm here. We can't maintain order at a press conference.

Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 02:28 PM (Spluw)

261 I don't understand why people are angry over my questioning in bad faith. Of course I have prejudiced you and found you wanting, and am just trying to confirm my biases while at the same time derail the conversation. There's no reason to be rude to me over that.

Posted by: Atomic Sealion at February 19, 2015 02:28 PM (GNQKm)

262 I wear turtleneck dickeys in summer with courdaroy jackets with patches on the sleeves, smoke a pipe and say "I see." a lot.

Posted by: Flaming Rabbit at February 19, 2015 02:28 PM (JO9+V)

263 258 off sock. Feel like I need a shower after quoting the Quran.
Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 02:27 PM (C278+


Slides BLT thru usb port to wrg500 with extra B

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2015 02:28 PM (F2IAQ)

264 At this point I do believe I would need to clamber
up on a step stool to be able to reach the level of incomprehensibility
with which I am faced.

Posted by: lapincolere at February 19, 2015 02:27 PM (mf5HN)

Don't let the door hit you in the ass as you are LEAVING.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 02:28 PM (0FSuD)

265
He has appointed himself the healer of the world, if only people would listen and follow him.


He really believes his own bullshit.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 19, 2015 02:28 PM (MMC8r)

266 @ 49

You have deciphered the code.

Posted by: Troll Feeder at February 19, 2015 02:28 PM (BdTJF)

267 Posted by: zombie at February 19, 2015 02:25 PM (K4YiS)

Hmmm.... could that be why Islam is so adamant about NOT questioning the Prophet?

and NOT showing pictures?

Because.... none would exist.... because neither did he???

And here I thought Global Warming was the largest Con job ever....

Posted by: BB Wolf at February 19, 2015 02:28 PM (qh617)

268 That is what is so utterly mock-worthy about the position of King Putt and his supposed band of geniuses - they don't have Clue One about what is going on out there.
Posted by: DocJ at February 19, 2015 02:20 PM (zrsn3)


-----------------------------------


I disagree. They are fully aware of what's going on out there. And they approve of it all. Their mock-worthy attempts at justification for these muzzie creatures' actions are to keep the LIV rubes from knowing what's going on out there.

You must always remember. Fredo and his minions want to destroy this nation by whatever means they have.

Posted by: Soona at February 19, 2015 02:29 PM (/HX7u)

269 What an effin' mess Obama has made of the world.

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 19, 2015 02:29 PM (iQIUe)

270 Troll thinks we can't discuss the actions of a group because They're-All-Just-Individuals- After-All.



When they treat gun crimes as individual and not a group, we might be able to have a discussion. In 20 years.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 02:29 PM (IBmPN)

271 Obama might think the Muslim call to prayer the most beautiful sound in the world but has it ever been on the top of the music hit chart. No it hasn't .

Posted by: Gregorian Monks for the win! at February 19, 2015 02:29 PM (iRZl4)

272 Maybe this belongs in the other thread with Obama citing opposition to his immigration amnesty as the "hatred" we spew against Muslims but Obama is running around telling Latin & South Americans at official meetings/conferences that "We are all America."

I haven't seen it being reported; no shock there I guess, but wanted to let you morons know -- pick up your local Spanish newspaper -- they can't stop crowing about it.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 19, 2015 02:29 PM (s2OJe)

273 @268 - fair point, Soona. Well said.

Posted by: DocJ at February 19, 2015 02:30 PM (zrsn3)

274 I am faced with the situation of my dear leader reading crap off of the teleprompter from his community organizer days.
Between that and Assad is a reformer/villian/hey, we can work with this guy, It's been a rather bumpy ride.

Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 02:30 PM (Spluw)

275 Oh, and flaming bunny is treating us to a new tactic, so brush up on this definition:

Sea-Lioning is an Internet slang term referring to intrusive attempts at engaging an unwilling debate opponent by feigning civility and incessantly requesting evidence to back up their claims. The term was coined in September 2014 by anti-GamerGate Internet users to mock perceived online discussion tactics employed by GamerGate supporters.

Posted by: joncelli at February 19, 2015 02:30 PM (RD7QR)

276 This president is a total faggot.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 19, 2015 02:30 PM (es6xZ)

277 Slides BLT thru usb port to wrg500 with extra B

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2015 02:28 PM (F2IAQ)

allah be pra... I mean god bless you.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 02:30 PM (C278+)

278
I find it fascinating that those who claim to believe in viewing each person as an individual as so adamant to view Muslims as a group. That seems rather hypocritical to me.

I have previously bragged disclosed that I have been drunk and naked with a Moslem girl. All of Islam is made up of individual Moslems.

Anyone who will put my boyparts in her mouth is not at war with me.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 02:30 PM (JtwS4)

279 "He really believes his own bullshit."


Sort of like this godawful Sealion Troll.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 19, 2015 02:30 PM (xSCb6)

280 You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 19, 2015 02:27 PM (MMC8r)



Oh look. A mildly clever pop culture reference. What's next? You'll curse my sudden but inevitable betrayal?

Posted by: lapincolere at February 19, 2015 02:30 PM (mf5HN)

281 He has appointed himself the healer of the world, if only people would listen and follow him.



Heal it and they will come.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 02:30 PM (IBmPN)

282 In short: Hilary's reset button isn't worth crap.

Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 02:31 PM (Spluw)

283 I find it fascinating that those who claim to believe in viewing each person as an individual as so adamant to view Muslims as a group. That seems rather hypocritical to me.

Posted by: lapincolere at February 19, 2015 02:14 PM (mf5HN)

Yeah, there are a whole bunch of INDIVIDUALS raping women and children, sawing heads off, burning people alive. Are you interested in stopping those INDIVIDUALS?

By the way, the argument about whether the whole or the collective parts of something is its essence is a really sophomoric, useless argument. Since the days of Ancient Greece and before, it has been argued, and the whole exercise has been discredited as the province of neophyte philosophers. So, yeah, you're about 3000 years late to the argument. Insufferable twit.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at February 19, 2015 02:31 PM (Gk/ou)

284 "Incomprehensibility": more of an indictment of your faculties than anyone here, PretentiousBritches.

Posted by: Sporkatus at February 19, 2015 02:31 PM (HtLSE)

285 Anyone who will put my boyparts in her mouth is not at war with me.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015

Why don't you go find some mo of the muzzie hos then?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2015 02:32 PM (F2IAQ)

286 Yeah, I'm still mortally tired of Average Joe so, l8ter h8ters.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 19, 2015 02:32 PM (evdj2)

287 Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 02:24 PM (Spluw)

Is that you atc ?

Posted by: Gregorian Monks for the win! at February 19, 2015 02:33 PM (iRZl4)

288 He's dropping the mask.
We're now seeing bits of what his reality has always been.


So very much this.

Posted by: Phinn at February 19, 2015 02:33 PM (DLUnW)

289 Do you see my pretended civility? It is intend to unman you. Ha ha, take some fish and I will be civil more!

Posted by: Flaming Sealion at February 19, 2015 02:33 PM (RD7QR)

290 Oh look! my dear leader is waving around a selfie stick the same day a 26 year old woman was butchered by the ANYONE BUT Islamic IS,.

and I'm going to whine about "pop references". Cause i'm deep. As deep as a septic tank.

Single ply only please.

Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 02:33 PM (Spluw)

291 "At this point I do believe I would need to clamber up on a step stool to be able to reach the level of incomprehensibility with which I am faced.
"

Ah, yes. The classic tactic. Say you're above the debate when you're called on your inanity.

Funny that someone so concerned with the preciseness of language can't seem to grasp that saying "Islam is at war with the west" is not the same as saying "all Muslims are at war with the west".

Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2015 02:33 PM (MYCIw)

292 So, Crusader Rabbit is right out, then?

Posted by: Flaming Rabbit at February 19, 2015 02:33 PM (JO9+V)

293 You'll curse my sudden but inevitable betrayal?


You misspelled "mock your stupidity".

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 19, 2015 02:34 PM (xSCb6)

294 Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 02:24 PM (Spluw) Is that you atc ?
Posted by: Gregorian Monks for the win!

noooo, I'm a different sort of ...hen..altogether.

Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 02:34 PM (Spluw)

295 It's full of suck!

Posted by: MikeH at February 19, 2015 02:34 PM (DNTer)

296 267 Posted by: zombie at February 19, 2015 02:25 PM (K4YiS)

Hmmm.... could that be why Islam is so adamant about NOT questioning the Prophet?

and NOT showing pictures?

Because.... none would exist.... because neither did he???

And here I thought Global Warming was the largest Con job ever....
Posted by: BB Wolf


The evidence that there never even was such a person as Mohammed is overwhelming.

Non-Muslims such as you and I shrug and generally couldn't give a shit whether or not their religion was inspired by an actual psychopath or fabricated by later tyrants to justify their violence; but if any actual Muslim were to learn that Mohammed didn't exist, and come to accept that truth, then he would instantly abandon the religion, because at its root it is a form of idolotry idolizing this "perfect" man. That's why the proof of the non-existence of Mohammed needs to be repeated over and over and over. Corrode the religion at its foundation.

Posted by: zombie at February 19, 2015 02:34 PM (K4YiS)

297 Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 02:28 PM (0FSuD)



SOMEONE isn't paying attention. Geez you guys...

Posted by: HH at February 19, 2015 02:34 PM (Ce4DF)

298
Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 02:24 PM (Spluw)

Is that you atc ?
Posted by: Gregorian Monks for the win! at February 19, 2015 02:33 PM (iRZl4)



Amusingly enough, no, no, that is not.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny at February 19, 2015 02:35 PM (mf5HN)

299 You know, the sad part is that, in this administration, Marie Harf is the smart one.

Her ideas don't sound any worse than what we've already seen from Hilly, Horseface, and their impotent boss.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 19, 2015 02:35 PM (MMC8r)

300 The future must not belong to those who slander my dear leader!!

Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 02:35 PM (Spluw)

301 And the "f" word is still off the table. Because it has worked so well in the past. Eyeroll.

Posted by: DM at February 19, 2015 02:35 PM (j/tOh)

302 Well in good news, that link VIA gave us for the cheap 22LR? My brick came today! Yeah, more ammo!

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 02:35 PM (0FSuD)

303 "I find it fascinating that those who claim to believe in viewing each person as an individual as so adamant to view Muslims as a group. That seems rather hypocritical to me."


Why? We are not prejudging them by how they look.... we ARE judging them by their own STATEMENTS.

You can't say I am a murderer and not expect to be judged.... because you are SELF IDENTIFYING as a murderer.

I am not identifying them as something... THEY are doing so themselves... they are SAYING they believe what the Koran says...

And after reading the damn thing... and knowing that to follow that religion you must model your life on Moh????

THEY are telling me what they are.... I am not telling them...

I am just BELIEVING them.....


Posted by: BB Wolf at February 19, 2015 02:36 PM (qh617)

304 Why is it always Islam that's getting "perverted?"

Posted by: fb at February 19, 2015 02:36 PM (JVEmw)

305 Anybody ever google 'Ask the Imam"?


You can get answers to the most Islamic of questions from recognized experts in my teachings.

Of course, they always run their answers past your President before posting.
Just to ensure correctness and accuracy in accordance with my teachings.

Posted by: Some shit taught by Islam at February 19, 2015 02:36 PM (3kdx6)

306 162 Sooo umm, if the prez is non-muslim, how can he dictate who or what real islam is about?
Posted by: HH at February 19, 2015 02:13 PM (Ce4DF)


Because he believes that he's a better Muslim scholar than Muslim scholars.

Posted by: rickl at February 19, 2015 02:36 PM (zoehZ)

307 Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 02:34 PM (Splu

Sorry I meant the other lapin person not your sock. AtC has me on the lookout for her Lefty sock she threatened us with.

Posted by: Gregorian Monks for the win! at February 19, 2015 02:37 PM (iRZl4)

308 You misspelled "mock your stupidity".
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 19, 2015 02:34 PM (xSCb6)



I fail to see what is stupid about my questions. As far as the sealion references, oh, touche, you have familiarized yourself with an internet meme that mocks those of us who attempt to comport our discussions with courtesy. Bravo and brava.

Posted by: lapincolere at February 19, 2015 02:37 PM (mf5HN)

309 I was always picked last for kickball.

Posted by: Flaming Rabbit at February 19, 2015 02:37 PM (JO9+V)

310 Hah! Rush announced that Nick Searcy, Peabody award winning star of stage and screen, had just posted on FB that he was renouncing conservatism, and I just about fell off my chair. OF course, of course, it was just Nick trolling the hollywood left, as everyone should do. God bless him.

Posted by: LizLem at February 19, 2015 02:37 PM (yRwC8)

311 304 Why is it always Islam that's getting "perverted?"
Posted by: fb at February 19, 2015 02:36 PM (JVEmw

The lack of a monthly pot luck dinner at the local mosque. Does wonder for the Scandi Lutherans up my way.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2015 02:38 PM (F2IAQ)

312
The sea lion tank at the zoo smells like Poseidon took a dump on a burning tire.

That's all I know about sea lions.

Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2015 02:38 PM (Ae7K+)

313 Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 02:34 PM (Splu Sorry I meant the other lapin person not your sock. AtC has me on the lookout for her Lefty sock she threatened us with.
Posted by: Gregorian Monks for the win!

Got it. That would have been funny. It would havemeant that a Moron rassled with atc and lived (briefly).

Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 02:38 PM (Spluw)

314 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny at February 19, 2015 02:35 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: lapincolere at February 19, 2015 02:37 PM (mf5HN)

Oh. Well played.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 02:38 PM (kff5f)

315 300 The future must not belong to those who slander my dear leader!!
Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 02:35 PM (Spluw)

Get your perverted, sweaty, Joe-Bideny hands off of me, Skeevey

Posted by: The Future! at February 19, 2015 02:38 PM (DNTer)

316 The lack of a monthly pot luck dinner at the local mosque. Does wonder for the Scandi Lutherans up my way.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2015 02:38 PM (F2IAQ)

No Jello and Carrot deserts?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 02:39 PM (0FSuD)

317 "Now reflect on this: Marie Harf hasn't always worked for the State Department. She was originally a _CIA analyst_. "

Wow. We're so screwed.

Posted by: Gaff at February 19, 2015 02:39 PM (jPS2y)

318 Heh. my pipes are froze.

And i can't get a cup of tea neither.

Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 02:39 PM (Spluw)

319 I fail to see what is stupid about my questions. As far as the sealion references, oh, touche, you have familiarized yourself with an internet meme that mocks those of us who attempt to comport our discussions with courtesy. Bravo and brava.
Posted by: lapincolere at February 19, 2015 02:37 PM (mf5HN)

Haha, touche', you see that I am blase', but say, aren't I trite and predictable? I'm so outre' that there's a meme, hooray!

Posted by: Flaming Sealion at February 19, 2015 02:39 PM (RD7QR)

320


Posted by: torquewrench at February 19, 2015 02:08 PM (noWW6)


So she's Moe to Jen's Larry?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors Iraq Capades with Brian Williams! at February 19, 2015 02:39 PM (hLRSq)

321 This troll is really expert level.

1) Be a dick.

2) Act very offended when people call you out on being a dick.

3) When someone calls you on the substance of your argument, announce that you are leaving.

4) Instead, stick around, but only respond to those mocking you.


Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2015 02:39 PM (MYCIw)

322
I know you are but what am I?
I know you are but what am I?

I got a fever and the only cure is Reggie Love dressed up like Halle Berry.

Posted by: Prezzy McDithers at February 19, 2015 02:40 PM (dVmLD)

323 I have a question for the all-knowing administration and their reset buttons. Where are all of these mooslems being killed by radical terrorists? All we see are the Coptic Christians and the Yazidis and those who refuse to convert...I mean, how stupid does he think we are?? (rhetorical as most of the LIV probably would think a Yazidi was a gyro or llama. I confess I had never heard of them until ISIS started slaughtering them and taking their women to rape and torture).

Again I ask...what is the blue box I am commenting in? One of those tickets to the camps? New format? Hallucination?

Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 19, 2015 02:40 PM (dMEBN)

324 Got it. That would have been funny. It would havemeant that a Moron rassled with atc and lived (briefly).
Posted by: lapinyourcolon

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny at February 19, 2015 02:35 PM (mf5HN) Posted by: lapincolere at February 19, 2015 02:37 PM (mf5HN) Oh. Well played

I feel dirty. heh.

Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 02:40 PM (Spluw)

325 Sorry I meant the other lapin person not your sock. AtC has me on the lookout for her Lefty sock she threatened us with.
Posted by: Gregorian Monks for the win! at February 19, 2015 02:37 PM (iRZl4)



FTW indeed.

*shoves lemon bars and blondies through USB for you*

At least I didn't get banned this time.

Seriously, Horde, angry bunny and you missed it? So ashamed. So. Ashamed.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Pouncing from the wait. at February 19, 2015 02:40 PM (mf5HN)

326 Oh AtC, you had us going there.

Posted by: joncelli at February 19, 2015 02:40 PM (RD7QR)

327 Hahahahaha. Good one!

Posted by: Flaming Rabbit at February 19, 2015 02:40 PM (JO9+V)

328 "Yeah, there are a whole bunch of INDIVIDUALS raping women and children, sawing heads off, burning people alive"
----
Sounds like John Kerry testifying.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at February 19, 2015 02:40 PM (MbrzC)

329 Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2015 02:39 PM (MYCIw)

The troll is AtC (or, I suppose, someone in her office).

Which almost makes me sorry for calling it a "shit-sniffing troll."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 02:41 PM (kff5f)

330 (mf5HN)
-------------------

Hmmmm, scratches head. This appears to be familiar.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2015 02:41 PM (F2IAQ)

331 "I fail to see what is stupid about my questions."


No shit??



You could try responding to the numerous civil and thoughtful responses to your "questions", or you could keep pretending to be offended.



You seem to be the only one buying your bullshit here, so you might want to go to greener pastures.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 19, 2015 02:41 PM (xSCb6)

332 @60

Exactly. Alinsky strikes again.

Also,

"Obama doesn't want to admit any of this, because Obama wishes to do nothing about it; to highlight the problem would be to impose the need for a solution, and Obama was not elected to solve problems for America. He was elected to cause problems for America."

Yes, but it's more than that - it's misdirection to take attention away from what he is really doing. Namely just going thru the motions vs. islamic terror, because he is sympathetic to them.

Posted by: Optimizer at February 19, 2015 02:41 PM (/q6+P)

333

Haha, touche', you see that I am blase', but say, aren't I trite and predictable? I'm so outre' that there's a meme, hooray!

Posted by: Flaming Sealion at February 19, 2015 02:39 PM (RD7QR)


Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 19, 2015 02:41 PM (MMC8r)

334 Seattle HS Graduation Ceremony To Be Gender Free Using Boy And Girl A Vestige Of A Bygone Era

Weasel Zippers

So then, a Blow Job is not out of the question?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2015 02:41 PM (rDqRv)

335 My but today's troll is a precious piece of pomposity isn't it?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors Iraq Capades with Brian Williams! at February 19, 2015 02:41 PM (hLRSq)

336 Which makes her expert level trolling all the more impressive since she really did follow their script to the letter.

Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2015 02:41 PM (MYCIw)

337 304 Why is it always Islam that's getting "perverted?"

They can't make a jello salad worth a damn.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 02:41 PM (C278+)

338 The parody of Rawhide! above (#160) with my own humble addition (#18 got me thinking. There used to be a number of great TV show theme songs. In addition to Rawhide! was Have Gun Will Travel, Bonanza, Beverly Hillbillies, Mission: Impossible, The Wild, Wild West etc. Where are they today? I don't watch much network TV but I can't think of a single great TV theme song of today.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 19, 2015 02:41 PM (XUKZU)

339 What I find hypocritical, is those that want to group indiviuals into a group for the reprehensible actions of one, (school shooter = all gunowners), want to look at the actions of groups, (ISIS, Al Quaida), as individual actions.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 02:41 PM (IBmPN)

340 For my next trick I shall harf up a CIA Analyst.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 02:41 PM (hlbmD)

341 Seriously, Horde, angry bunny and you missed it? So ashamed. So. Ashamed.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny

Does this mean that we can't rassle no more?

Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 02:42 PM (Spluw)

342
I think you ran Toby off.

You should send him a lemon bar.

Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2015 02:42 PM (Ae7K+)

343 By the way. Since when did the word "hate" become so unfashionable? I hate the radical Islamists who engage in acts of atrocity. I hate those who would deign to destroy me and my civilization. I hate those who glory in violence. I hate those who falsely accuse me of racism, oppression. I hate those who ascribe vicarious liability to me for the real and imagined sins of my ancestors. I hate those who keep minorities caged in poverty and ignorance for their own political and financial gain. I hate those who peddle shame to my children for the purpose of self aggrandizement.

You got a problem with that?

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at February 19, 2015 02:42 PM (Gk/ou)

344 In other good news Dr Strangelove is on TCM tonight at 8:00

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 02:42 PM (0FSuD)

345 Oh fuck me.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 19, 2015 02:42 PM (xSCb6)

346 comport our discussions with courtesy.

Posted by: lapincolere at February 19, 2015 02:37 PM (mf5HN)

Dear Pretentious Twat,
"comport" ---> "conduct"
Example of correct usage: "You comport yourself with pretension, and your manner comports with that of an asshole."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 19, 2015 02:42 PM (oKE6c)

347
That's all I know about sea lions.

A subset of sea lions rapes penguins.

That's a fun sea lion fact.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 02:43 PM (JtwS4)

348 Damn
AtC brings it on in for the win.

Stand up, and take a bow.

Oh, you are stan....

Never mind.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2015 02:43 PM (3kdx6)

349 You're way too fcuking good at that.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 19, 2015 02:43 PM (xSCb6)

350 I'm just a dude playing a dude playing a dude

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 19, 2015 02:43 PM (zOTsN)

351 No shit??



You could try responding to the numerous civil and thoughtful responses to your "questions", or you could keep pretending to be offended.



You seem to be the only one buying your bullshit here, so you might want to go to greener pastures.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 19, 2015 02:41 PM (xSCb6)



You could also try checking the hashes.


Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Pouncing from the wait. at February 19, 2015 02:43 PM (mf5HN)

352 Man.


Troll-rich environment today.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 02:43 PM (LA7Cm)

353
No Jello and Carrot deserts?
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 02:39 PM (0FSuD

Thats a given. I believe the 11th Commandment. Will need clarification from one of the Tribe members.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2015 02:43 PM (F2IAQ)

354
No Jello and Carrot deserts?
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 02:39 PM (0FSuD

Thats a given. I believe the 11th Commandment. Will need clarification from one of the Tribe members.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2015 02:43 PM (F2IAQ)

355 Bulworth McTruthBomb

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 19, 2015 02:43 PM (ZPrif)

356 The Penguins were asking for it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 02:43 PM (hlbmD)

357 Alex is doing the trolling American trolls won't do?

Posted by: Sporkatus at February 19, 2015 02:43 PM (HtLSE)

358 Yeah, at this point, anyone who hasn't picked up that the "troll" is AtC just isn't reading *any* of the comments.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 02:43 PM (kff5f)

359 304 Why is it always Islam that's getting "perverted?"


It's kinda like Communism. Wonderful, but somehow, inexplicably, always get perverted.


It's a mystery.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 19, 2015 02:44 PM (oKE6c)

360 20% of penguins are raped by sea lions.

Posted by: NCKate at February 19, 2015 02:44 PM (wSPeb)

361 318
Heh. my pipes are froze.



And i can't get a cup of tea neither.



Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 02:39 PM (Spluw

Try Metamucil

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 02:44 PM (0FSuD)

362 You could also try checking the hashes.
Posted by: alexthechick

true that. And with me goin' all troll hunter and stuff.

Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 02:44 PM (Spluw)

363 Well, dang. I missed the troll scat and y'all already stomped it.

Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 19, 2015 02:44 PM (dMEBN)

364 Jay G. It's Alex the chick. Messin with you

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 19, 2015 02:44 PM (zOTsN)

365 I think you ran Toby off.

You should send him a lemon bar.
Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2015 02:42 PM (Ae7K+)



Were I capable of feeling human emotions, I would feel slightly bad about that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Pouncing from the wait. at February 19, 2015 02:44 PM (mf5HN)

366 Hey look, another of Obama's sons.

"Brusthom Ziamani, 19, was arrested as he wandered the streets of London with a rucksack containing a large hammer, a 12 inch knife and an Islamic flag. He now faces a lengthy jail sentence"

Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2015 02:45 PM (MYCIw)

367 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Pouncing from the wait. at February 19, 2015 02:43 PM (mf5HN)



Oops. You got me!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 19, 2015 02:45 PM (oKE6c)

368 335 My but today's troll is a precious piece of pomposity isn't it?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors Iraq Capades with Brian Williams! at February 19, 2015 02:41 PM (hLRSq)

It's alexthechick tugging our chains (and I fell for it totally). In my defense, I was able to rhyme in one of my mockings, so there's that.

Posted by: joncelli at February 19, 2015 02:45 PM (RD7QR)

369 We can fix this. Get the Koch Bros. to send ISIS $25. Instant focus, laser like, spin to ...

Posted by: Jean at February 19, 2015 02:45 PM (PFcQG)

370 111 Words mean what I want them to mean, when I want them to mean htat way, at that time.

When my dear leader spews hate, he's dreamy. And somehow, he's NOT feeding into any narratives of any groups like, say, oh i dunno...the new (and improved!) Black Panthers?
When someone dares question immigration policy, that's less than dreamy.
Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 02:04 PM (Spluw)


And there you go again bringing racially charged issues into this when I have certainly done no such thing.

Very interesting.

//////////////////\\\\
Lapincolere
You seem to see "racial statements" everywhere and in everything. Have you thought about seeing a therapist about this? It might help. People who constantly see things racially are usually unhappy people.

Posted by: Chilling the most at February 19, 2015 02:45 PM (VBeG5)

371 That's really first rate stuff there.


I'm actually just sitting here in awe.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 19, 2015 02:45 PM (xSCb6)

372 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Pouncing from the wait. at February 19, 2015 02:40 PM (mf5HN

I have to be honest that I figured it was you immediately because it was too well structured on how to get under the Hordes skin. You knew all the tender parts only a family member would know.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 19, 2015 02:45 PM (iRZl4)

373 Our new national strategy:

"Don't make eye contact and don't call them names. They will go away because of the power of the narrative and the accompanying hashtag."

25 years ago, we had 500,000 troops sprawled across the Fulda Gap.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 19, 2015 02:46 PM (659DL)

374 Why is it always Islam that's getting "perverted?"




#TooMuchGoatAss

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 02:46 PM (IBmPN)

375 Holy cow, the Empress proves why she holds that title.

Posted by: lurkingestlurker at February 19, 2015 02:46 PM (k8xvx)

376 364 Jay G. It's Alex the chick. Messin with you

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 19, 2015 02:44 PM (zOTsN)



Yep, she got me big time. I was prairie dogging, and having only read the most recent post by lapincolere, failed to appreciate the context.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 19, 2015 02:46 PM (oKE6c)

377 I can't think of a single great TV theme song of today.

The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)


But mostly, theme songs got cut for commercials. 14 minutes of commercials per hour in 2014, up from 9 in the 70s.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at February 19, 2015 02:46 PM (ZKzrr)

378 Bring forth the Holy Hashtag of Antioch.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 02:46 PM (hlbmD)

379 Yeah, at this point, anyone who hasn't picked up that the "troll" is AtC just isn't reading *any* of the comments.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 02:43 PM (kff5f)



I did call it a precious piece of pomposity - and it really was.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors Iraq Capades with Brian Williams! at February 19, 2015 02:46 PM (hLRSq)

380 Our Queen is magnificent

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 19, 2015 02:46 PM (JO9+V)

381 "These terrorists are desperate for legitimacy.."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Are they ? An influx of recruits at the rate of 10,000 per month does not reflect someone that is "desperate" for anything to me.

Plus, this kind hinges on the definition of "legitimate".

If you read that phenomenal article at The Atlantic, they don't give a shit about legitimacy in the way the rest of the world looks at legitimacy. They don't want a seat at the UN like the Taliban. They have no interest in becoming a functioning government of a nation. They seek to govern the entirety of the world under Islamic rule.

Whether or not their organization is "legitimate" seems to me besides the point.

Word-smithing the description of ISIS really doesn't actually have any real world impact on anything.

There is no prospective beheading terrorist recruit out there in the world that is listening to what anyone in the US is saying to decide if they do or don't go to Syria or Iraq to join ISIS. Could we BE more egocentric ?

If you're really concerned about lending "legitimacy" to ISIS, the fact that we're having this discussion, and this idiotic confab in DC is doing LOADS more than whether or not we call them Islamic or not.

What an idiotic argument.

Posted by: deadrody at February 19, 2015 02:47 PM (vJOFB)

382 I thought the hammer thing was a Fergueson meme.

Posted by: Jean at February 19, 2015 02:47 PM (PFcQG)

383 We have trolls, fake trolls, troll busters, and people busting troll buster


I am so confused

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 19, 2015 02:47 PM (zOTsN)

384 There's a great Tex Avery cartoon with a running gag where people are getting bitten in the butt. 2/3 through the cartoon, a wolf character get bitten, stops, looks down and says, "joke's over son". the biting animal then stops, apologizes, and heads off screen.

We need this for such occaisons.

Posted by: lapinyourcolon at February 19, 2015 02:47 PM (Spluw)

385 364 Jay G. It's Alex the chick. Messin with you

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 19, 2015 02:44 PM (zOTsN) /i]



Actually, she's disturbingly good at sounding like a lefty jerk.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 19, 2015 02:47 PM (oKE6c)

386 No Jello and Carrot deserts? Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 02:39 PM

The Muzzies have introduced a hell of a twist to "Bingo Night," though.

Posted by: MrScribbler at February 19, 2015 02:47 PM (P8YHq)

387 Crap. Duped. So, I guess we consider troll-socking as a sort of Moron fire drill then?

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at February 19, 2015 02:48 PM (Gk/ou)

388 Were I capable of feeling human emotions, I would feel slightly bad about that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Pouncing from the wait. at February 19, 2015 02:44 PM (mf5HN)


I may have an upgrade in the parts bin. I'll check and if there is one, forward it to you.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors Iraq Capades with Brian Williams! at February 19, 2015 02:48 PM (hLRSq)

389 Oh WOW. Sand Pebbles is on at 9:45. Want to see Chinese slaughter people? A VERY depressing movie. Steve McQueen is great.



Saving missionary in 1926 China. Back when we still had a navy and some balls



http://tinyurl.com/nlq3szv

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 02:48 PM (0FSuD)

390 between radical Islamism

You mean actual as written in the manual Islam right?

"lie" that will drive recruitment by the nations enemies and ultimately hurt U.S. interests.

Concentrating them into a desert seems like an ideal strategy.

Posted by: DaveA at February 19, 2015 02:48 PM (DL2i+)

391 Terrorists are desperate for Legitimacy?

Isn't that another way of saying they are all bastards?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 02:48 PM (hlbmD)

392 My but today's troll is a precious piece of pomposity isn't it?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors Iraq Capades with Brian Williams! at February 19, 2015 02:41 PM (hLRSq)


Well, to be fair, that is an accurate statement.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Pouncing from the wait. at February 19, 2015 02:48 PM (mf5HN)

393 Well played AtC. Well played.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 19, 2015 02:48 PM (u82oZ)

394
You could also try checking the hashes.
Posted by: alexthechick

true that. And with me goin' all troll hunter and stuff.[/]

I totally checked your hash, Blue Hen.

Also, I'll point out that Alex didn't troll. She stayed between the lines. She didn't take any actual unsupportable positions.

But when the Horde sees a new nick challenging the norm the immediate response is "burn the troll".

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 02:48 PM (JtwS4)

395 The next question is what AtC is going to do with all these sea lions cluttering up the area. Feed them to Ravage and Co?

Posted by: lurkingestlurker at February 19, 2015 02:48 PM (k8xvx)

396 sigh, i'm always the last to know.

Posted by: willow at February 19, 2015 02:48 PM (nqBYe)

397 So now it's All Trolls Are Alex The Chick?



I'm down with that.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 19, 2015 02:49 PM (xSCb6)

398 NSA caught in the cookie jar yet again, spying indiscriminately on millions:

https://firstlook.org/theintercept/2015/02/19/great-sim-heist/

I guess the price of being free is being a subject of the Eye of Sauron.

Posted by: HoboJerk, Completely Unreasonable at February 19, 2015 02:49 PM (oRc1K)

399 I hate people that engage in murder and rape as forms of sanctioned cultural norms. I don't believe that my hate makes me a bad person, and I wish our president would try to understand my grievances.

Posted by: High Horse at February 19, 2015 02:49 PM (F192H)

400 383 We have trolls, fake trolls, troll busters, and people busting troll buster


I am so confused
Posted by ThunderB

you are not alone.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2015 02:49 PM (F2IAQ)

401 You could also try checking the hashes.
Posted by: alexthechick


That and translating Ragebunny.

*golf clap*, Empress.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 19, 2015 02:50 PM (h4vJk)

402 Here:

http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7OT4/
american-intercontinental
-university-finding-time

Tennis ball cannon cutie + Corgi

http://tinyurl.com/md4ld2b

Posted by: DaveA at February 19, 2015 02:50 PM (DL2i+)

403 Up to 2 billion SIM cards compromised by the NSA/GCHQ

Posted by: HoboJerk, Completely Unreasonable at February 19, 2015 02:50 PM (oRc1K)

404 But when the Horde sees a new nick challenging the norm the immediate response is "burn the troll".

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 02:48 PM (JtwS4)


I'm in a foul mood for a variety of reasons, including having read the news, and now working on income tax returns, which (for complicated reasons) I have to do four of.
My family knows tax time is a good time to lie low.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 19, 2015 02:50 PM (oKE6c)

405 Obama is like the faculty lounge moralizing jackass that can't get past examining the fluff in his navel.

Posted by: High Horse at February 19, 2015 02:51 PM (F192H)

406 a large hammer, a 12 inch knife and an Islamic flag. He now faces a lengthy jail sentence

In Britain "lengthy" is what, six months? He'd get more time for disparaging Choudhary on Twitter.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at February 19, 2015 02:51 PM (ZKzrr)

407 Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 02:48 PM (0FSu

I'm surprised you don't think Sand Pebbles is not anti-war or anti -Military. It's much more so than BORK.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 19, 2015 02:51 PM (iRZl4)

408 "But when the Horde sees a new nick challenging the norm the immediate response is "burn the troll"."



Oh please.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 19, 2015 02:51 PM (xSCb6)

409 "I am so confused"


It's like a "Mission Impossible" movie.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 02:51 PM (LA7Cm)

410 @338 I went to remember-when jazz lounge last night and the impresario, apparently on a dare, played a version of "Love Nest."

Here it is in case you don't recall the tune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgCAN5SDslg
Pretty sure I recognize a young fella at about 2:43.

A bunch of us were doing "routines" the rest of the night.


Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 19, 2015 02:51 PM (xq1UY)

411 There can be no greater waste of time than listening in to my cell phone conversations.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 02:51 PM (hlbmD)

412 403 Up to 2 billion SIM cards compromised by the NSA/GCHQ
Posted by: HoboJerk, Completely Unreasonable at February 19, 2015 02:50 PM (oRc1K)

Meh. If they want to read texts of my wife telling me that I don't read her texts then they are welcome to them.

Posted by: joncelli at February 19, 2015 02:51 PM (RD7QR)

413 I totally checked your hash, Blue Hen. Also, I'll point out that Alex didn't troll. She stayed between the lines. She didn't take any actual unsupportable positions. But when the Horde sees a new nick challenging the norm the immediate response is "burn the troll".
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie

Hmmm. When the "conservatives and word meanings" came out, I think that it counted as trolling.

And then this homicidal chicken rage kicked in and..........

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 19, 2015 02:51 PM (Spluw)

414 Time to play Cowboy and Muslims.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 19, 2015 02:52 PM (u82oZ)

415 It's more like a Scooby Doo episode with fake masks and whatnot

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 19, 2015 02:52 PM (zOTsN)

416 Well AtC did warn us this morning she may try something like this.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 02:52 PM (C278+)

417 But when the Horde sees a new nick challenging the norm the immediate response is "burn the troll".

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 02:48 PM (JtwS4)


Naaa. She started in the previous thread.
Also, the initial comments were all typical thread-derailment trolling strategies.

She played the troll very well. Disturbingly well, in point of fact.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 02:52 PM (kff5f)

418 This troll is really expert level. 1) Be a dick. 2) Act very offended when people call you out on being a dick. 3) When someone calls you on the substance of your argument, announce that you are leaving. 4) Instead, stick around, but only respond to those mocking you.


------------------------------------------------


From what I've seen, I'll give him/her the credit of not attending the "Al Sharpton School For Trolls".

Posted by: Soona at February 19, 2015 02:52 PM (/HX7u)

419 "burn the troll" is usually a good tactic. They rarely jump to new threads, and aside from Average Joe and Hector, we're pretty troll free around here, which is pretty amazing for a site without registration.

Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2015 02:52 PM (MYCIw)

420 Couldn't they just drone strike anyone speaking Orcish?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 02:53 PM (hlbmD)

421
Oh please.
Posted by: Burn the Witch


That's funny.

Also thanks to whoever saved me from a close tag fail upthread.

The barrel is gruesome this time of year.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 02:53 PM (JtwS4)

422 Up to 2 billion SIM cards compromised by the NSA/GCHQ
Posted by: HoboJerk, Completely Unreasonable at February 19, 2015 02:50 PM (oRc1K)

Meh. If they want to read texts of my wife telling me that I don't read her texts then they are welcome to them.

Posted by: joncelli at February 19, 2015 02:51 PM (RD7QR)


No, no, 1000 times: No.

4th Amendment, motherfuckers, do you speak it?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 02:53 PM (kff5f)

423 There can be no greater waste of time than listening in to my cell phone conversations.

Listening to mine.

Well, sometimes there's some good stuff about squirrels.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at February 19, 2015 02:54 PM (ZKzrr)

424 we're pretty troll free around here, which is pretty amazing for a site without registration.

That's because we are...what's the word? Oh yes, smart.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 19, 2015 02:54 PM (659DL)

425 4th Amendment is what pudding choice?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 02:54 PM (hlbmD)

426 165 I believe that Islam is at war with all non-believers and has been throughout its bloody history. If I look at their culture from its beginning to present day, right-this-very-minute, and even the foreseeable future, there is ample support for my position.
Ball's in your court, Sport.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 19, 2015 02:11 PM (xSCb6)


Thank you for the response.

I find it fascinating that those who claim to believe in viewing each person as an individual as so adamant to view Muslims as a group. That seems rather hypocritical to me.
Posted by: lapincolere at February 19, 2015 02:14 PM (mf5HN)

You asked about Islam. Not "all Muslims."

Always the same fucking games.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at February 19, 2015 02:54 PM (f6S+V)

427
And then this homicidal chicken rage kicked in and..........

It's cool. Just like the scorpion.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 02:54 PM (JtwS4)

428 That's because we are...what's the word? Oh yes, smart.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 19, 2015 02:54 PM (659DL)


And profane.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 02:55 PM (kff5f)

429 This just in: a group of (anyone BUT) Islamic terrorists wet beserk over their cell phones being compromised.

Posted by: headlines we're not likely to see at February 19, 2015 02:55 PM (Spluw)

430 Not that smart. I didn't figure out the hash but the troll was a bit too articulate

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 19, 2015 02:55 PM (zOTsN)

431 Well, sometimes there's some good stuff about squirrels.

There's never good stuff about squirrels.

Little rodent communist bastards.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 19, 2015 02:55 PM (659DL)

432 So you believe that Islam, as a whole, is at war with Christians?
Posted by: lapincolere at February 19, 2015 02:03 PM (mf5HN)

If they aren't under the rule of Muslims, yes. Maybe I could introduce you to Mohammed, the Koran, and his words and actions.

Posted by: Better Feared than Loved at February 19, 2015 02:56 PM (gQmg/)

433 The NSA is listening to mohomodan's cell phone conversations.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 02:56 PM (hlbmD)

434 This thread's turning into the Japanese soldier on Gilligan's Island.

Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2015 02:56 PM (Ae7K+)

435 I am not amused!

Posted by: lapinpartenaire at February 19, 2015 02:56 PM (DMJw2)

436 But you know, Obama does have a point. If these Jihadist nutbars had jobs, and families, and acceptance, they would be less Jihadi nutbars. But he is too dumb to realize - the reason they do not have these things is because they are Jihadi nutbars. I mean, some guy comes in my office, spouting this crap, demanding 5 breaks a day to pray,no pork in the lunch room, men and women separate...sorry, but why in the world would I hire him? I got a business to run. Devout Moslems do poorly in in the work place because their religion is not compatible with modern society. They suffer "prejudice" because they are moralizing idiots.

Posted by: High Horse at February 19, 2015 02:56 PM (F192H)

437 I'm surprised you don't think Sand Pebbles is not anti-war or anti -Military. It's much more so than BORK.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 19, 2015 02:51 PM (iRZl4)
You are absolutely correct. Same theme, the uselessness of war.
I just found it terribly depressing. A least in BORK they blew up the bridge.
Cool Hand Luke another depressing flick, which was fun til it wasn't.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 02:56 PM (0FSuD)

438
No, no, 1000 times: No.

4th Amendment, motherfuckers, do you speak it?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015

No, we don't know what you speak of.
Posted by: Motherfuckers

PS Allen, way to be all f*ck, f*ckity f*ck the past 2 days.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2015 02:56 PM (F2IAQ)

439 Hawkins


It is Alex the Chick impersonating a troll

Think of it as live fire training

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 19, 2015 02:57 PM (zOTsN)

440 4th Amendment, motherfuckers, do you speak it?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 02:53 PM (kff5f)

I have nothing to hide, but I will stand for those who do.

Posted by: HoboJerk, Completely Unreasonable at February 19, 2015 02:57 PM (oRc1K)

441 Naaa. She started in the previous thread.
Also, the initial comments were all typical thread-derailment trolling strategies.

She played the troll very well. Disturbingly well, in point of fact.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 02:52 PM (kff5f)



Hell, I figured I was already stone cold busted in the other thread since someone said "angry bunny" immediately and then you asked for confirmation on the target.

So ashamed it took so long, Horde. So. Ashamed.

As far as being able to play the troll well, it's because there is an actual troll playbook. It's Alinsky but even stupider than that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Pouncing from the wait. at February 19, 2015 02:57 PM (mf5HN)

442 434 This thread's turning into the Japanese soldier on Gilligan's Island.
Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2015 02:56 PM (Ae7K+)

I made a telephone from coconuts and the troll is alexthechick!

Posted by: joncelli at February 19, 2015 02:57 PM (RD7QR)

443 And profane.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 02:55 PM (kff5f)


-----------------------------------------


I call it being "vocally focused".

Posted by: Soona at February 19, 2015 02:57 PM (/HX7u)

444 Allen, As long as it's GHCQ listening to our calls and us to theirs; than there are no 4th Amendment issues.

Posted by: Jean at February 19, 2015 02:57 PM (PFcQG)

445 There can be no greater waste of time than listening in to my cell phone conversations.


Listening to mine.



They'll miss mine. I usually use 5 minutes a month or less.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 02:57 PM (IBmPN)

446 Cop comes a knockin'? "Get a warrant"

NSA steals crypto keys, pays of RSA to weaken their security? "Fuck"

Posted by: HoboJerk, Completely Unreasonable at February 19, 2015 02:57 PM (oRc1K)

447 I miss everything with this stupid house hunting. waaaa

Throws computer. Life is not worth living. {colors lips with purple sharpie and pouts like the preznit}

I vote for a troll alert button.

Apparently, the last time I trolled WaPo they have one in place, as swarms come out to bury comments. Oh, and I highly suggest you pretend to be a foreign correspondent as that straightens them out toot sweet and they change their tune and are polite. I was French and doing an anthropology study. They fell for it and it was quite funny. I think I was riled up about that hideous abortionist Gosnell, but had rage stroke(s) since then with amnesia.

Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 19, 2015 02:58 PM (dMEBN)

448 Feeling my nuts before I fly violates the Fourth Amendment.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 02:58 PM (hlbmD)

449 There's never good stuff about squirrels.
.


Retirement has given my father more time to dispatch rodents to Valhalla. He's funnier than I am.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at February 19, 2015 02:58 PM (ZKzrr)

450 This thread's turning into the Japanese soldier on Gilligan's Island.



Ahh so!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 02:58 PM (IBmPN)

451 So ashamed it took so long, Horde. So. Ashamed. As far as being able to play the troll well, it's because there is an actual troll playbook. It's Alinsky but even stupider than that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny

it was lovely working with you. Or against you. or something.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 19, 2015 02:58 PM (Spluw)

452 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Pouncing from the wait. at February 19, 2015 02:57 PM (mf5HN)

You're in for a right good boiling this time!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2015 02:58 PM (2Ojst)

453 I missed it in the previous thread. I was out getting sea lioned (in the penguin, not the gamergate, sense) by my bank.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 02:58 PM (JtwS4)

454 "And profane. "


Horseshit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 02:59 PM (LA7Cm)

455 Sounds like foreplay for the mile high club

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 19, 2015 02:59 PM (zOTsN)

456 It will be interesting to see the troll numbers go up as the election cycle gets closer.

Posted by: Jean at February 19, 2015 02:59 PM (PFcQG)

457 My phone conversations can be quite interesting. - Marv Albert


( for the life of me I can't think of the other celeb that got caught drunk dialing . Help a moron out)

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 19, 2015 02:59 PM (iRZl4)

458 444 Allen, As long as it's GHCQ listening to our calls and us to theirs; than there are no 4th Amendment issues.
Posted by: Jean at February 19, 2015 02:57 PM (PFcQG)

Eye of Sauron agrees. Totally legit.

Posted by: HoboJerk, Completely Unreasonable at February 19, 2015 02:59 PM (oRc1K)

459 Is there such a thing as a cheap gaming laptop?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 03:00 PM (hlbmD)

460 PS Allen, way to be all f*ck, f*ckity f*ck the past 2 days.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2015 02:56 PM (F2IAQ)


TFG stepped on my last nerve yesterday.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 03:00 PM (kff5f)

461


They'll miss mine. I usually use 5 minutes a month or less.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 02:57 PM (IBmPN)

Wait, people get cell phone calls? All I ever get are texts.

How do answer the phone?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 03:00 PM (0FSuD)

462 etirement has given my father more time to dispatch rodents to Valhalla.


Is Valhalla cast iron or copper clad skillets?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 03:00 PM (IBmPN)

463 As far as being able to play the troll well, it's because there is an actual troll playbook. It's Alinsky but even stupider than that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Pouncing from the wait. at February 19, 2015 02:57 PM (mf5HN)

I was rhyming my insults. Rhyming. [Whimpers]

Posted by: joncelli at February 19, 2015 03:00 PM (RD7QR)

464 What is sea lioned

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 19, 2015 03:00 PM (zOTsN)

465 You're in for a right good boiling this time!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2015 02:58 PM (2Ojst)

Steal here step stool. That will fix her.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 03:00 PM (C278+)

466 "As far as being able to play the troll well, it's because there is an actual troll playbook."

Were my points all in it?

Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2015 03:00 PM (MYCIw)

467 lapincolere is AtC, check the hash

Posted by: Trotsky w/an ice-pick thru his head at February 19, 2015 03:00 PM (LaZ5x)

468 459
Is there such a thing as a cheap gaming laptop?


Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 03:00 PM (hlbmD)

Chrome Book? $250

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 03:01 PM (0FSuD)

469 439 Hawkins


It is Alex the Chick impersonating a troll

Think of it as live fire training
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 19, 2015 02:57 PM (zOTsN)

Fair enough.

Problem is, stupid f$%#@% effs really do say that sh!t all the time, so it's hard to tell.

Well done, AtC.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at February 19, 2015 03:01 PM (f6S+V)

470 Cool Hand Luke another depressing flick, which was fun til it wasn't.
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 02:56 PM (0FSuD)


--------------------------------------------


Typical 60's and 70's cult flick. Well made and well acted, but during that period of time, everyone knew from the beginning of the movie that it wouldn't end well.

Posted by: Soona at February 19, 2015 03:01 PM (/HX7u)

471 Allen, As long as it's GHCQ listening to our calls and us to theirs; than there are no 4th Amendment issues.

I'm not familiar with that acronym.

But if the NSA has "compromised" SIM cards... that's a 4th Amendment issue.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 03:01 PM (kff5f)

472 Well, since I knew Ace/Gabe/etc don't particularly care about NSA stuff, decided to stir the shit here a bit.

And I'm off!

Posted by: HoboJerk, Completely Unreasonable at February 19, 2015 03:01 PM (oRc1K)

473 Well, Ace if you're going to say this--

True, there are some, including commenters here, who will say that
this is indeed a holy war between all of Islam and Christendom (well,
actually, the whole world); but that is a minority viewpoint.


--followed by this--

their God of Murder.

That doesn't sound to me as if you're correcting "commenters here" but rather agreeing with them.

Posted by: Null at February 19, 2015 03:02 PM (xjpRj)

474 sigh, i'm always the last to know.
Posted by: willow at February 19, 2015 02:48 PM (nqBYe)


Right there with ya. I was struggling to keep up, but sometimes it's better to be left behind when the horde runs headlong off the buffalo jump.

Posted by: Phillipi Tesphousterous at February 19, 2015 03:02 PM (1H6kg)

475 414
Time to play Cowboy and Muslims.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 19, 2015 02:52 PM (u82oZ)

I thought the Mohammedans threw "cowboys" off roofs

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 03:02 PM (0FSuD)

476 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 03:01 PM (kff5f)

GCHQ is UK outfit. It was a joint operation. I'm guessing they're sharing the spoils. But you can't actually find out, because we can't prove they are spying in order to sue... sigh.

Posted by: HoboJerk, Completely Unreasonable at February 19, 2015 03:02 PM (oRc1K)

477 These are Red Herrings. All of this is Obama's way of taking our eye off of the actual issue, which is:

"I am a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure. I am a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable traitor. I am a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable liar. And YOU are too stupid to understand the nuances of this."

Posted by: RobM1981 at February 19, 2015 03:02 PM (zurJC)

478 I'm not familiar with that acronym.

But if the NSA has "compromised" SIM cards... that's a 4th Amendment issue.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 03:01 PM (kff5f)

GCHQ is the Brit equivalent of the NSA. We listen to theirs, they listen to ours, and technically there is no legal issue on either side of the pond.

Posted by: joncelli at February 19, 2015 03:03 PM (RD7QR)

479 Wait, people get cell phone calls? All I ever get are texts.
How do answer the phone?



Don't know. I let them roll to voice mail.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 03:03 PM (IBmPN)

480 People were kvetching about the Democracy in Iraq project the other day but.

They had a free election which put a sectarian incompetent in charge who has lost territory and stolen from the treasury for his cronies.

Story of Obama - again.

Posted by: DaveA at February 19, 2015 03:03 PM (DL2i+)

481 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Pouncing from the wait. at February 19, 2015 02:57 PM (mf5HN

There is a play book but the trolls usually just hit some of the points by accident. You on the other hand played it like Alinsky himself . You knew exactly what buttons to push.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 19, 2015 03:03 PM (iRZl4)

482 it was lovely working with you. Or against you. or something.
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 19, 2015 02:58 PM (Spluw)



Actually, that's part of why I kept going because that was hilarious.

Now that I've derailed the thread, let's get back to the point of it. (I know, I know, I'm violating the Moron Way by actually discussing the post topic in comments)

This is actually how the Left thinks. It is about language shaping reality and contextual meanings and how if you just change the name of something that thing's being will change.

They believe it's sophisticated linguistics. What it really is is magic.

Voldemort, bitches.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Pouncing from the wait. at February 19, 2015 03:03 PM (mf5HN)

483 So ashamed it took so long, Horde. So. Ashamed.

In my defense, there was a guy talking to me about work. I can't stab him, his wife bakes for us.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at February 19, 2015 03:03 PM (ZKzrr)

484 4th Amendment, motherfuckers, do you speak it?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 02:53 PM (kff5f)


I just imagine some poor sap contemplating suicide as he learns that my next pizza order is going to be the same as the last pizza order.

And that I called in hungover - I mean, sick - to work again.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors Iraq Capades with Brian Williams! at February 19, 2015 03:03 PM (hLRSq)

485 GCHQ is the Brit equivalent of the NSA. We listen to theirs, they listen to ours, and technically there is no legal issue on either side of the pond.

Posted by: joncelli at February 19, 2015 03:03 PM (RD7QR)


Should I tell them what they can do with that "technically?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 03:03 PM (kff5f)

486 "I thought the Mohammedans threw "cowboys" off roofs"


The "Village People" cowboy is not a real cowboy.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 03:04 PM (LA7Cm)

487 Pat O'Brien

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 19, 2015 03:05 PM (oFCZn)

488 Some buck toothed illiterate third world Brit is listening to me? They can't even speak English.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 03:05 PM (hlbmD)

489 But where is the real troll? I am blonde but a Redneck Queen with anger to spare. I am fresh on the bench, coach.

Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 19, 2015 03:05 PM (dMEBN)

490 @470

True dat. Just waiting to see what more could happen to Luke. Kennedy was great in the flick. It is a damn good flick.



"Shaking it off here boss"

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 03:05 PM (0FSuD)

491 What? I missed AtC impersonating a troll? Damn, I miss the best quality stuff when I'm actually doing some work...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at February 19, 2015 03:05 PM (DT3rQ)

492 The "Village People" cowboy is not a real cowboy.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 03:04 PM (LA7Cm)

Thanks for destroying the 70s for me, buzzkill.

What's next? You going to tell me Scooby Doo is nto a real dog?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 19, 2015 03:05 PM (659DL)

493 @473

True. Then again, regardless of what we believe, ISIS absolutely declares that they are at Jihad. Any non-believer or non-ISIS combatant is an infidel, and will be slaughtered.

There aren't a lot of shades of gray, from their perspective. THEY are at war with us, whether we want to fight back or not.

And something tells me that the airstrikes only deepen their resolve.

Posted by: RobM1981 at February 19, 2015 03:05 PM (zurJC)

494 453 I missed it in the previous thread. I was out getting sea lioned (in the penguin, not the gamergate, sense) by my bank.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 02:58 PM (JtwS4)


Yeah, if only it were just the banks that we are getting "sea lioned" by, but our whole country has gone full tilt sea lion. Tip: Don't look or act like a penguin!

Posted by: goon at February 19, 2015 03:05 PM (gNTQS)

495 Alinsky gave them the playbook and Noam Chomsky gave them the linguistic trixies

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 19, 2015 03:05 PM (zOTsN)

496 What have I disappointed President Preachy Asshat McMomJeans about today?

Posted by: flounder at February 19, 2015 03:05 PM (FHh8u)

497 Obama We Will Defeat Jihadists With Diversity And Tolerance

Weasel Zippers

Yeah? How'd that work with Hitler?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2015 03:05 PM (rDqRv)

498 Feeling my nuts before I fly violates the Fourth Amendment.


Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 02:58 PM (hlbmD)



Just close your eyes and think of Upton.

Kate, that is.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors Iraq Capades with Brian Williams! at February 19, 2015 03:06 PM (hLRSq)

499 their God of Murder.


That doesn't sound to me as if you're correcting "commenters here" but rather agreeing with them.
Posted by: Null


Their bible: "Slay the unbelievers where you find them"



Please point out where "their god of murder" is inaccurate.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 03:06 PM (IBmPN)

500 Fredo Chamberlain off to play golf anytime soon

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2015 03:06 PM (rDqRv)

501 The "Village People" cowboy is not a real cowboy.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 03:04 PM (LA7Cm)


Real Cowboy's read poetry and sleep naked. Especially the little ones

Posted by: Harry Reid, Pederast at February 19, 2015 03:06 PM (0FSuD)

502
I am blonde but a Redneck Queen with anger to spare. I am fresh on the bench, coach.

Somebody described what sounds like an awesome thing the other day, itinerant barbecuers that pop up and roast a pig and move on. Called the guys running them "Mountain-Americans".

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 03:07 PM (JtwS4)

503 It does continue to amaze me that it's far easier for a conservative to sockpuppet a lefty and sound legit than it is for them to throw on a mask of us.

Half the time, the lefty can't articulate why he/she thinks the right is wrong, they just are because h8ter.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at February 19, 2015 03:07 PM (f6S+V)

504 Devout Moslems do poorly in in the work place
because their religion is not compatible with modern society. They
suffer "prejudice" because they are moralizing idiots.

Posted by: High Horse at February 19, 2015 02:56 PM (F192H)


^^^this^^^ If you have ever had to work alongside one, it is a PITA. And it never fails that "prayer time" happens when they are called upon to do something difficult.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2015 03:07 PM (pCqyH)

505 This is actually how the Left thinks. It is about language shaping reality and contextual meanings and how if you just change the name of something that thing's being will change. They believe it's sophisticated linguistics. What it really is is magic. Voldemort, bitches.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny

Agreed. That's why I kept hammering. We've all seen too many of these.

And I try to follow the troll buster rules; don't quote, don't copy, and twist the living crap out of it.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 19, 2015 03:08 PM (Spluw)

506 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 19, 2015 03:05 PM (oFCZn)

Thanks. It was bothering the hell out of me.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 19, 2015 03:08 PM (iRZl4)

507 Mohammedans don't like "cowboys". "Goatboy" is their favorite.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 03:08 PM (0FSuD)

508 Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 03:06 PM (IBmPN)

I think Null was calling out the head ewok's seeming prevarication. Ace seems to be saying that he doesn't necessarily go in for that whole "Mohammedanism is an evil death cult" thing, but then turns around and says, "their God of Murder," which would put him in the "Mohammedanism is an evil death cult" camp.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 03:08 PM (kff5f)

509 In my defense, there was a guy talking to me about work. I can't stab him, his wife bakes for us.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at February 19, 2015 03:03 PM (ZKzrr)


Hmmm. What does she bake?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Pouncing from the wait. at February 19, 2015 03:08 PM (mf5HN)

510 Can you request that a TSA illiterate of the opposite sex grope you?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 03:08 PM (hlbmD)

511 Obama steps up clash with conservatives over violent extremism...

Yeah, that "Dissent is the Highest Form of Patriotism" thing is so last decade.

Posted by: DocJ at February 19, 2015 03:09 PM (zrsn3)

512 FCC leadership now trying to block Commissioner Pais press releases from FCC website. So much for Open Internet!

So this is what Fascism looks like?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2015 03:09 PM (rDqRv)

513 493 .... And something tells me that the airstrikes only deepen their resolve.
Posted by: RobM1981 at February 19, 2015 03:05 PM (zurJC)


We simply need to administer more of the medicine and we can cure that "resolve" symptom along with the disease.

Posted by: goon at February 19, 2015 03:09 PM (gNTQS)

514 What? I missed AtC impersonating a troll?

I don't know. She was too good at it. Maybe she has been a plant for Axelrod all along and her true colors are just coming out.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 03:09 PM (C278+)

515 I was sad to read that Ellie Mae died recently.

Jed Clampett is running for the GOP nominee.

Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 19, 2015 03:09 PM (dMEBN)

516 Dead men have very little resolve.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 03:10 PM (hlbmD)

517 What does she bake?

Cakes, scones, bars. Flan day was a good day.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at February 19, 2015 03:10 PM (ZKzrr)

518 "Thanks for destroying the 70s for me, buzzkill. "



Sorry 'bout that.

You probably should sit down for this next part.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 03:10 PM (LA7Cm)

519 We may not "technically" be at war with Islam- but if all Muslims followed the Koran as written, we sure as hell would be. I'm tired of people making apologies for the plain text, as written, and the instructions given by the pedaphile "prophet" to his followers, which are generally violent and barbaric. There's a reason there are "radical" factions of Islam and its because the basis for their radicalization is clearly reflected in the Koran.

Posted by: Matt in Tampa at February 19, 2015 03:10 PM (vDEpI)

520
Can you request that a TSA illiterate of the opposite sex grope you?

It ought to be a law that there are two lines for the gropers and you get to pick which one to stand in. No judgments, no questions. Whatever you're comfortable with for whichever reason.

And you should be allowed to grope back if you choose.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 03:11 PM (JtwS4)

521
>>>Mohammedans don't like "cowboys". "Goatboy" is their favorite.

Reverse Goatboy

Posted by: Bigby's Chinese Finger Trap at February 19, 2015 03:11 PM (3ZtZW)

522 Just close your eyes and think of Upton. Kate, that is.
Posted by: Mikey NTH

Wanna know the alert readiness of your wife? Watch TV with her when that game commercial comes on with Kate Upton. It's on 20 seconds and I hear, "yeah, hah! She's not a real blonde".

And i hadn't said.a.word.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 19, 2015 03:12 PM (Spluw)

523 Can you request that a TSA illiterate of the opposite sex grope you?

I always request a woman when I get a massage (legit) , so yeah.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 19, 2015 03:12 PM (iRZl4)

524 FCC leadership now trying to block Commissioner Pais press releases from FCC website. So much for Open Internet! So this is what Fascism looks like?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2015 03:09 PM (rDqRv)


---------------------------------------


Yes. This really is frightening. I'm surprised Ace hasn't posted on it yet.

Posted by: Soona at February 19, 2015 03:12 PM (/HX7u)

525 I was driving home & Dennis Prager was playing cuts of Obama's speech. Ho.......leeee.....shit.

This administration is utterly incompetent. Me thinks things in the Middle East are only going to get much, much worse. All while our State Department is dumbfounded that paid internships at Sears aren't curbing radical islam.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at February 19, 2015 03:12 PM (JoIcn)

526 "At this point I do believe I would need to clamber up on a step stool to be able to reach the level of incomprehensibility with which I am faced."

Clamber away, Nancy

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at February 19, 2015 03:12 PM (fMSaY)

527 486 "I thought the Mohammedans threw "cowboys" off roofs"


The "Village People" cowboy is not a real cowboy.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 03:04 PM (LA7Cm)

Really?
Sobs uncontrollably (Picture the Hitler downfall parody scene)

But you will always have Choo-Choo Joe.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2015 03:12 PM (F2IAQ)

528 Wanna know the alert readiness of your wife? Watch TV with her when that game commercial comes on with Kate Upton. It's on 20 seconds and I hear, "yeah, hah! She's not a real blonde".

My wife did that once (or something similar).

I responded, "So... you want me to get rid of Thor?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 03:13 PM (kff5f)

529 It's on 20 seconds and I hear, "yeah, hah! She's not a real blonde".

She has hair????

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 19, 2015 03:13 PM (659DL)

530 Dead men have very little resolve.




They are very stable.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 03:13 PM (IBmPN)

531 rnet! So this is what Fascism looks like?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2015 03:0

Wait until its schnitzel and water.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2015 03:14 PM (F2IAQ)

532 Posted by: Blue Hen at February 19, 2015 03:12 PM (Spluw)

My wife wants the armor. She couldn't fill it but she still wants it.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 03:14 PM (C278+)

533 Seriously, Horde, angry bunny and you missed it?

ignore_user()
and then I have to unhide.

so a waste of time in a waste of time

Posted by: DaveA at February 19, 2015 03:14 PM (DL2i+)

534 It's on 20 seconds and I hear, "yeah, hah! She's not a real blonde". She has hair????
Posted by: Circa

heh. All i did was turn to her and got, "just look at her eyebrows!". I then found out that (some) women dye their eyebrows as well as their hair.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 19, 2015 03:14 PM (Spluw)

535 And something tells me that the airstrikes only deepen their resolve.

Posted by: RobM1981 at February 19, 2015 03:05 PM (zurJC)


The make sure that the airstrikes kill enough of them, that even if the resolve of the survivors is heightened, there are too few remaining to constitute a great threat to us. And if that means using bottled sunshine on them, have at it!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2015 03:15 PM (pCqyH)

536
It's on 20 seconds and I hear, "yeah, hah! She's not a real blonde".

She has hair????


There was a very high res outtake of her swimsuit shoot that hadn't been cleaned up for SI's more demure standards.

She did not have hair that day.

Which, um, somebody told me.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 03:15 PM (JtwS4)

537 there are some, including commenters here, who will say that this is
indeed a holy war between all of Islam and Christendom (well, actually,
the whole world); but that is a minority viewpoint.


Just like in WW2 when we were at war with the Nazis but not the German post office, local police departments, and average factory worker.

Anyway, for those waiting to see Obama have a psychological breakdown, this may well be it. Yay, I guess.

Posted by: Methos at February 19, 2015 03:15 PM (A6vWB)

538 heh. All i did was turn to her and got, "just look at her eyebrows!".

...she has eyebrows?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 03:15 PM (kff5f)

539 I don't know. She was too good at it. Maybe she has been a plant for Axelrod all along and her true colors are just coming out.
Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 03:09 PM (C278+)



That's a Raptorin'.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Pouncing from the wait. at February 19, 2015 03:16 PM (mf5HN)

540 If you read that phenomenal slogged thru all that liberal bullshit to get to the important bits article at The Atlantic

Posted by: DaveA at February 19, 2015 03:16 PM (DL2i+)

541 heh. All i did was turn to her and got, "just look at her eyebrows!". ...she has eyebrows?

Yeah, such thoughts wandered across the dusty plains of my mind. But Family court sucks, soooooooo.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 19, 2015 03:16 PM (Spluw)

542 Curtis LeMay never bemoaned his bombing strengthening the enemies resolve.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 03:17 PM (hlbmD)

543
There was a very high res outtake of her swimsuit shoot

----

I meant body paint shoot

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 03:17 PM (JtwS4)

544 "Really?
Sobs uncontrollably"


Sorry, MH, it's been a rough day.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 03:17 PM (LA7Cm)

545 The make sure that the airstrikes kill enough of them, that even if the resolve of the survivors is heightened, there are too few remaining to constitute a great threat to us. And if that means using bottled sunshine on them, have at it!

This is actually one of our big problems with ISIS. They've taken Mohammedanism from merely an evil death cult to an apocalyptic evil death cult.

There is a point to the statement "killing them just strengthens their resolve."

Of course, the correct response to that is: "then we'll just have to kill more of them," but modern America doesn't have the stomach for that.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 03:17 PM (kff5f)

546 Kate wears armor in that commercial?

Posted by: Soona at February 19, 2015 03:17 PM (/HX7u)

547 It ought to be a law that there are two lines for the gropers and you get to pick which one to stand in. No judgments, no questions. Whatever you're comfortable with for whichever reason.

And you should be allowed to grope back if you choose.

-
You ought to be able to choose a degree of intrusion, as well. Say, a 50 shades line, a release the chakra line, a be gentle with me line etc.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 19, 2015 03:18 PM (XUKZU)

548 539 Lol, AtC you've sent them so many time they eat snacks from my hand now.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 03:18 PM (C278+)

549 I meant body paint shoot
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie

best job EVER.

Posted by: Dutch Boy is now a man at February 19, 2015 03:18 PM (Spluw)

550 We've traced the IP and THE TROLLING IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 19, 2015 03:18 PM (evdj2)

551 Enough air strikes you eventually kill resolve

See Dresden

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 19, 2015 03:19 PM (zOTsN)

552 ""just look at her eyebrows!".


The eyebrow thing doesn't bother me. Kinda like it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 03:20 PM (LA7Cm)

553 Islam is at war with us. ISIS thinks they're triggering the End Days. What's crazy is to refuse to acknowledge this.

Exactly this. 'Islam' means submission. It means the submission of all of us to their pathetic, backwards little cult. The only reason anyone pretends we are not at war with islam is because they, being people who don't particularly believe in the values that make America what it is, look at lukewarm mohammedans, who only really practice islam because dropping it means decapitation, and see versions of themselves that they presumptively, and mistakenly, identify as 'good.'

Posted by: Methos at February 19, 2015 03:20 PM (A6vWB)

554 Just like in WW2 when we were at war with the Nazis but not the German post office, local police departments, and average factory worker.

Not that it stopped us from bombing the post office, police, and factory workers.

Total war is a bitch. And I fear we're in for a crash course.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at February 19, 2015 03:20 PM (DT3rQ)

555 Sweet dreams horde.


http://tinyurl.com/lb2vdrd


Joyland's Louie the Clown found in the home of a sex offender

#CreepyAsFu*k

Posted by: RWC - Aragont son of Arathont at February 19, 2015 03:21 PM (fWAjv)

556 TFG stepped on my last nerve yesterday.

It's the only thing left he can actually win at.

Posted by: DaveA at February 19, 2015 03:21 PM (DL2i+)

557 We've traced the IP and THE TROLLING IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 19, 2015 03:18 PM (evdj2)


*shoves lemon bar through USB for you*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Pouncing from the wait. at February 19, 2015 03:21 PM (mf5HN)

558 Lol, AtC you've sent them so many time they eat snacks from my hand now.

Look, just don't offer to do mani/pedicures while you're getting an up close and personal look, trust me on this.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at February 19, 2015 03:22 PM (DT3rQ)

559 Enough air strikes you eventually kill resolve

See Dresden

-
The Archbishop of Canterbury apologized to the Germans for Dresden a few days ago. If there had been no Coventry, there'd have been no Dresden.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 19, 2015 03:22 PM (XUKZU)

560 Heard from the tent that Kate got her body paint done.

Photog: You've been at it 2 days when will you be done?

body paint artist: When I'm finished. Turn again Kate this time sloooowly.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 03:22 PM (C278+)

561 We've traced the IP and THE TROLLING IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 19, 2015 03:18 PM


THEN WHO WAS TROLL?!!!11!!!

Posted by: That guy who asks who_____was at February 19, 2015 03:23 PM (h4vJk)

562 Hmmm... I get my hair cut at a real salon (where my very hawt stylist runs her hands through my hair, gives me a massage, and then washes my hair before cutting it).

Today they sent me an email advertising a $25.00 Brazilian wax.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 03:23 PM (kff5f)

563 559 How many buildings and people did that bring back?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 03:23 PM (hlbmD)

564 Today they sent me an email advertising a $25.00 Brazilian wax.

-
For $25 you can wax a Brazilian?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 19, 2015 03:24 PM (XUKZU)

565 Total war is a bitch. And I fear we're in for a crash course.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at February 19, 2015 03:20 PM (DT3rQ)


I don't mind the crash course, but what pisses me off is that it will be a refresher crash course. We no longer study the past to learn from it but rather to erase it.

Posted by: RickZ at February 19, 2015 03:24 PM (Q/x2y)

566 *shoves lemon bar through USB for you*

Her Grace is forgiving.

Love and Despair.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 19, 2015 03:24 PM (evdj2)

567 Hmmm... I get my hair cut at a real salon (where my very hawt stylist runs her hands through my hair, gives me a massage, and then washes my hair before cutting it).

Today they sent me an email advertising a $25.00 Brazilian wax.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 03:23 PM (kff5f)



If we set up a GoFundMe to pay for it, will you do it and then post a video of your face whilst it's occurring?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Pouncing from the wait. at February 19, 2015 03:24 PM (mf5HN)

568 How many buildings and people did that bring back?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 03:23 PM (hlbmD)


I must be interpreting that statement incorrectly, because that seems... off. Like atc's alter ego "off."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 03:24 PM (kff5f)

569 Just remember, we're not going to solve this thing if we keep being...politically correct.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at February 19, 2015 03:24 PM (/Ho8c)

570 Obama will do nothing against ISIS until he figures out a way to do it that benefits himself.

Not the US, not our interests. Obama, himself.

Everything he does is to benefit....him. Increase his power, pay off cronies to get something from them (Stimulus, TARP, GM and Chrysler, etc).

If he can find an angle to fight ISIS and benefit himself, he might do something. Until then, his SOP is community rabble rouser, Cloward-Piven, Alinsky, antagonize the country he is alleged to be President of.
His sole responsibility is to further his interests.

This is the narcissist we elected. Twice.

To make HIM happy, we should be thanking him.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....in the bleak midwinter at February 19, 2015 03:25 PM (RFeQD)

571 If we set up a GoFundMe to pay for it, will you do it and then post a video of your face whilst it's occurring?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Pouncing from the wait. at February 19, 2015 03:24 PM (mf5HN)


Not "just" no.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 03:25 PM (kff5f)

572 ProLapse of the colon = Big Asshole

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at February 19, 2015 03:25 PM (JVWwF)

573 Not that it stopped us from bombing the post office, police, and factory workers.

Exactly. Sorry, what I meant to say was more a comment on how we felt a need to give speeches every damn day about how we had no quarrel with the individual german. Meh, you know what I mean.

Posted by: Methos at February 19, 2015 03:25 PM (A6vWB)

574 Noam Chomsky gave them the linguistic trixies

Have any of the programmers here ever used any of his stuff? I learned it way back in the day between the 2nd and 3rd getting thrown off of Vic's lawn but have never used it.

Posted by: DaveA at February 19, 2015 03:26 PM (DL2i+)

575
GOPe took impeachment off the table.

Thanks for nothing, you gutless fvckless fvcks.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 19, 2015 03:26 PM (bWFHa)

576 Dresden=Raqqa


Problem solved. Firebomb the bastards back to paradise.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 03:27 PM (0FSuD)

577 On the plus side, I'm back from a long lunch spent at the FFL picking up my new commie iron. Photos Sunday if there is a gum thread. My gun dick is enormous today.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 19, 2015 03:27 PM (evdj2)

578
With sufficient appeasement, the Muslim extremists will cut our heads off last. Actually, they will cut your heads off last because I will be safely ensconced in Malaysia with my butt buds doing a few lines and tokin' a few fat doobies.

Posted by: Hussein the Magnificent at February 19, 2015 03:27 PM (P330y)

579 Dresden=Raqqa

Problem solved. Firebomb the bastards back to paradise.
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 03:27 PM (0FSuD)


Vasilly.

One. Nuke. Only.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 03:27 PM (kff5f)

580 Problem solved. Firebomb the bastards back to paradise.


Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 03:27 PM (0FSuD)

Well you can't send them to the 7th century.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 03:28 PM (C278+)

581 576 Just make sure Vonnegut isn't there.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 03:28 PM (hlbmD)

582 Dresden was and is an enduring lie from the pen of Reichsleiter Josef Goebbels.

It was perpetuated by the testimony of Allied "witnesses" like Vonnegut whose stories varied widely and whose positioning was deliberate by the Ministry of Propaganda.

The "event" was not what the myth trumpeted. Dresden deserved every bomb and every flame.

It was a propaganda triumph by the Nazis and we should have scotched this decades ago.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 19, 2015 03:28 PM (scgac)

583 Not "just" no.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 03:25 PM (kff5f)


Oh come on! Take one for the Horde.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Pouncing from the wait. at February 19, 2015 03:28 PM (mf5HN)

584 "I must be interpreting that statement incorrectly"


I think he's referring to the apology not bringing back people or buildings that were destroyed.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 03:28 PM (LA7Cm)

585 The Archbishop of Canterbury apologized to the Germans for Dresden a few days ago.

"Sorry about trying to stop your fascist death cult from taking over the world. Our bad."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 19, 2015 03:28 PM (659DL)

586
Today they sent me an email advertising a $25.00 Brazilian wax.
..........................
Time to stop parading around naked in front of the TV.

Posted by: Samsung Tech Support at February 19, 2015 03:29 PM (wAQA5)

587 My gun dick is enormous today.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 19, 2015 03:27 PM (evdj2)


You'll put an eye out.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 03:29 PM (C278+)

588 I think he's referring to the apology not bringing back people or buildings that were destroyed.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 03:28 PM (LA7Cm)


Ah. That makes much more sense.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 03:29 PM (kff5f)

589 The March to Rome may also involve the controversial Prophecies of Saint Malachy, supposedly given by the 12th century Irish bishop. The prophecies pertain to future popes, concluding with the final entry:
"In
the final persecution of the Holy Roman Church there will reign Peter
the Roman, who will feed his flock amid many tribulations, after which
the seven-hilled city will be destroyed and the dreadful Judge will judge
the people. The End."

Posted by: Mongerel at February 19, 2015 03:29 PM (YqWfw)

590 Long movie review coming up?

Posted by: dantesed at February 19, 2015 03:29 PM (88xKn)

591 Posted by: Samsung Tech Support at February 19, 2015 03:29 PM (wAQA5)

You can take my naked parading from my cold dead hands!






Wait. That came out wrong.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 03:30 PM (kff5f)

592
If there had been no Coventry, there'd have been no Dresden.

I used to think that. Coventry was 1940, Dresden was 1945.

Coventry let the Brits take the gloves off and bomb German cities, but it was ancient history by the time of Dresden.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 03:31 PM (JtwS4)

593 Weird:

For me, both the NYTimes and Drudge won't load -- seemingly knocked offline.

But every other site works fine!

Some sort of DDOS on those two sites? One imagines that of all sites on the Web, those two could easily handle a DDOS.

Anyone else have this problem?

Posted by: zombie at February 19, 2015 03:31 PM (K4YiS)

594 Apologies are kind of worthless. I doubt the Archbishop had anything to do with the bombing. It's just air whistling around. Sorry about the dark ages. Thanks a pant load Chet.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 03:31 PM (hlbmD)

595 That was a great article on cryotherapy in the sidebar - thanks.


I'm going to start easing into the cold showers again because I always felt great after those.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 19, 2015 03:32 PM (AC0lD)

596 The Archbishop of Canterbury apologized to the Germans for Dresden a few days ago.

Yeah, I'm trying to get a lock on this whole, empty pews and #1 name is mo trend.

Posted by: Church of henry's crotch at February 19, 2015 03:32 PM (Spluw)

597 I've had problems with drudge all day.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 03:32 PM (C278+)

598 True, there are some, including commenters here, who will say that this
is indeed a holy war between all of Islam and Christendom (well,
actually, the whole world); but that is a minority viewpoint.



That's true. The only people who believe that are Muslims.

Posted by: DFCtomm at February 19, 2015 03:32 PM (gI0ep)

599 582
Dresden was and is an enduring lie from the pen of Reichsleiter Josef Goebbels.



Don't know about that. I've been there. Not much left.


Also, see Hamburg. Same fire storm with more killed

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 03:33 PM (0FSuD)

600 My wife wants the armor.

Remember the scene in Vertigo, where Barbara Bel Geddes is showing Jimmy Stewart the support bra designed, spare-time, by an aeronautical engineer?

When I first saw the Upton armor, I sez to wife, I sez, "I want to meet the man who laid out that breastplate. That's a real engineer." And we laughed...

I mean, if it failed, would it be like the Quebec Bridge, and generations of structural engineers would wear rings made out of the wreckage? I would totally do that.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 19, 2015 03:33 PM (xq1UY)

601 Like giving the enemy a date certain of your exit does strengthen their resolve and aid their cause

Posted by: General Schwarzkopf at February 19, 2015 03:33 PM (LoIJo)

602 I don't mind the crash course, but what pisses me off is that it will be a refresher crash course. We no longer study the past to learn from it but rather to erase it.

Zombie Santayana is sitting in the corner, just shaking his head in disbelief. (And your average millennial would wonder why I'm talking about that guitar dude that did theme music for Supernatural. I hate this f'n century.)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at February 19, 2015 03:33 PM (DT3rQ)

603 597 I've had problems with drudge all day.
Posted by: wrg500


There must be an entire Nebraska underground bunker complex filled with servers to handle the Drudge traffic. What could possibly knock it offline?

Posted by: zombie at February 19, 2015 03:33 PM (K4YiS)

604 The administration didn't like the picture of the JEF Drudge put up

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 19, 2015 03:33 PM (zOTsN)

605 Don't you all see? They want us to react to the beheadings, the murders, the burning alive! Fortunately for you, I refuse to react for that would legitimize their little JV antics.

You're welcome!

Posted by: Barack Almighty at February 19, 2015 03:34 PM (j37Ud)

606 No trouble with Drudge here.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at February 19, 2015 03:34 PM (DT3rQ)

607 For me, both the NYTimes and Drudge won't load -- seemingly knocked offline.
---
Drudge loads fine for me. Great see no evil pic

Posted by: Methos at February 19, 2015 03:35 PM (A6vWB)

608 603 well I am in the heart of DC so there is that.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 03:35 PM (C278+)

609 606 No trouble with Drudge here.
Posted by: Brother Cavil


Hmmm. Still frozen for me. No loadee.

Posted by: zombie at February 19, 2015 03:35 PM (K4YiS)

610 "I mean, if it failed,"


It's almost like you can here that thing straining with each bounce of the horse.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2015 03:36 PM (LA7Cm)

611 Posted by: zombie at February 19, 2015 03:35 PM (K4YiS)

Have you tried reanimating?

Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 03:36 PM (C278+)

612 Bossy ... there's the problem ...


Barry COULD benefit from this - by implementing Total War on ISIS. He could assume War Powers. He could let military contracts to allies. He could cement a legacy.


He doesn't WANT those things ... and that's a very very bad thing for you and me.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 19, 2015 03:36 PM (cBvzT)

613 I just quickly read up on the bombings of Dresden and Tokyo for some quick details.


I'm still fine with them.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 19, 2015 03:37 PM (AC0lD)

614 I suspect Drudge use multiple server or cloud server, but since you are having more trouble with more than one site I suspect it's your carrier.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 03:37 PM (0FSuD)

615 Drudge loads fine for me. Great see no evil pic
Posted by: Methos


And so it begins.

At O's behest, the NSA has begun, IP by IP, one at a time, to block Drudge report for users. It will happen so gradually, that each person will think it only affect him- or herself.

After a year, everyone will be blocked.

At this stage, I believe all conspiracy theories. Because they're all true.

Posted by: zombie at February 19, 2015 03:38 PM (K4YiS)

616
Related to Dresen...I went to school in Cologne. I saw pictures of the city after the war. The whole place was flattened except for the Cathedral.

I thought, "my, weren't the allies thoughtful in sparing that cultural treasure".

I learned later that we left it there as a landmark so we could tell where Cologne was.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 03:38 PM (JtwS4)

617 JEF is doing in the ME what the EU is doing in the Ukraine. None of the options are palatable, most are impossible, and hold no upsides for those on watch. They're punting as best they can.

merkel is talking, and obama is recycling his community organizer shit. he's treating an islamic group with actual territorial gains like rioters in Ferguson.

Posted by: Church of henry's crotch at February 19, 2015 03:38 PM (Spluw)

618 This site doesn't load well lately.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 03:38 PM (hlbmD)

619 Here's a funny one from President Troll today: He says "Islam has been woven into the fabric of America ever since our founding". He told that jaw-dropper to the terrorists he hosted at the WH the other day, apparently.

He neglected to mention that he meant because Islamic terror forced the first overseas deployment of the Marine Corps, but hey! whose counting.

http://bit.ly/1AX8TOE

Posted by: MTF at February 19, 2015 03:38 PM (LISuA)

620 #599 - 23 to 25k killed in Dresden by contemporaneous and post-war investigations. That's puny. We killed 2 times that in one night in Tokyo.

The Nazis and their leftwing descendants use Goebbel's 200k figure - an impossible one - to smear the US and British war efforts with moral relativism to the Nazi atrocities. It is false. Dresden was a military target, a communications hub, and a transshipment point.

We killed fewer people in Dresden that we REGULARLY killed in other cities. It was just better pushed by the shrinking violets and the fifth columnists of the time and later.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 19, 2015 03:38 PM (scgac)

621 A top Jeb Bush ally said that Jeb Bush will not back down on his support for comprehensive amnesty legislation and is willing to win or lose the GOP nomination based on the issue.

Good. Bye- Bye

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2015 03:38 PM (rDqRv)

622 ISIS could capture Joe Biden, put him in a cage and set him aflame and TFG would do nothing. He has set his course, as the anti-Bush. Pacifist pussies elected his islamic ass twice.

I wash my hands of responsibility.

Posted by: se pa moron at February 19, 2015 03:39 PM (zxQ4h)

623 Posted by: MTF at February 19, 2015 03:38 PM (LISuA)

I think I'm freaking out the Horde with all the swears... so I'll not be reading that.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 03:39 PM (kff5f)

624 No trouble with Drudge

Posted by: RWC - Aragont son of Arathont at February 19, 2015 03:39 PM (fWAjv)

625 He doesn't WANT those things ... and that's a very very bad thing for you and me.

He wants to destroy America, not conquer it.

He's one messed up little f***tard, Barry O.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at February 19, 2015 03:40 PM (DT3rQ)

626
Dresden: perhaps 20,000 dead
Cologne: perhaps 30,000 dead
Tokyo: perhaps 250,000 dead

American troops spared: over 1 million
I see no problem

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 19, 2015 03:40 PM (0GF2j)

627 Can you imagine the trouble we'll be in as a nation if something terrible like 9-11 happens while President Dumbass is still in office?

I hope we don't have to find out.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 19, 2015 03:40 PM (X+nFp)

628
This site doesn't load well lately.

I have issues off and on with it. Not today yet.

Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2015 03:40 PM (Ae7K+)

629 You know what I realized today, after reading Ace? President Troll is going to feel plenty free to go full Bullworth after he "retires" in two years.

Other Presidents have shut their yapper and let the country try to heal, you say? Well, he's going to transform America.

Posted by: MTF at February 19, 2015 03:41 PM (LISuA)

630 Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 19, 2015 03:40 PM (X+nFp)

I'm moderately surprised (and greatly thankful) that we haven't already found out.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 03:41 PM (kff5f)

631 O'Fcuk Stick has gone all Zorro on Drudge.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 03:41 PM (hlbmD)

632 627 Can you image a 9-11 with a president Gore?

Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 03:42 PM (C278+)

633 More racists attack Islam and query why Islam has a problem...

Enough is enough. It is time to speak out.

"Islam is innocent" is an incomplete sentence. Introspection is needed, for, if we shy away from reality, the alternative will be more images like those we witnessed last Tuesday night, when brave Lt. Muath Al Kasasbeh was burnt to death in a cage.


The rest of this questioning hate is linked in my sock.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 19, 2015 03:42 PM (2KB+E)

634 Right Rev Robert Runcie, Archbishop of Canterbury 1980-1991, was a Scots Guards tank commander, awarded the M.C. for bravery, and honest to God liberated Bergen-Belsen.

So there'd be a good grave not to be standing over on Dresden Apology Day.
It's at St Albans.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 19, 2015 03:42 PM (xq1UY)

635 628
This site doesn't load well lately.

I have issues off and on with it. Not today yet.
Posted by: eleven


For me, AoS loads super fast today. As do most other sites.

But Drudge and NYT don't load at all. Only those two sites (as far as I've discovered at least.)

Somethin's freaky.

Posted by: zombie at February 19, 2015 03:42 PM (K4YiS)

636 @620

Dresden is a small city. % I'd bet more died there than Tokyo. Same in Hamburg.


200,000 is ridiculous, I don't think entire city was ever that big.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 03:43 PM (0FSuD)

637 Another win-win for JEF. he doesn't want to work, believes this leftist "we cna't bomb/drill/whatever our way out" sloganeering and hates the military.

And we've reached such a low point tat I dread the carnage he'll cause trying to do anything.

War on women.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 19, 2015 03:43 PM (Spluw)

638 I'm not worried. I took all my money out of the bank and put it in a safety deposit box.

Wut?

Posted by: Phillipi Tesphousterous at February 19, 2015 03:43 PM (1H6kg)

639 That Sultan Knish link *is* good.

"Like math and the Midwest, ISIS confuses progressives."

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 19, 2015 03:43 PM (evdj2)

640 Posted by: zombie at February 19, 2015 03:42 PM (K4YiS)

Close some of the porn sites and try.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 03:44 PM (C278+)

641 Can you image a 9-11 with a president Gore?



I can imagine a 1911 with a President Rick Perry.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 03:44 PM (IBmPN)

642 Mohomodanism is racist. In the demonic language of the arabs abeid means black and slave.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 03:44 PM (hlbmD)

643 Close some of the porn sites and try.
Posted by: wrg500

Who ARE you????

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 19, 2015 03:45 PM (Spluw)

644 Can you imagine the trouble we'll be in as a nation if something terrible like 9-11 happens while President Dumbass is still in office?

I hope we don't have to find out.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 19, 2015 03:40 PM (X+nFp)


I've already stated my opinion on what will happen and I'm not going to state it again because if I go under my desk I will either freeze from being on the side away from the space heater or catch on fire from being on top of the space heater.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Pouncing from the wait. at February 19, 2015 03:45 PM (mf5HN)

645 Hamburg. 46,000 killed 37,000 wounded.




http://tinyurl.com/qz4cp

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 03:45 PM (0FSuD)

646 Hmm, just discovered that Huffpo half-loads, but the page never fully gets there.

Why are only the big big big sites affected, but not the littler ones?

Have the chemtrails set off a EMP white phosphorus bomb filled with vaccines and flouride?

Posted by: zombie at February 19, 2015 03:45 PM (K4YiS)

647 643 sorry lost my head

Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 03:46 PM (C278+)

648 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 03:39 PM (kff5f)
===================

Well nobody likes assholes like King Fredo, so I can't imagine anyone here is getting too worked up about calling him names. But then again, we do have to remember the Crusades and realize he's not the first leader who screwed up Islamic relations.

Posted by: MTF at February 19, 2015 03:47 PM (LISuA)

649 Once you wrap your mind around the FACT that one of the "world's great religions" is in fact a suicide murder cult, all that we're seeing from IS makes sense.

It is really that simple. Suicide murder cult.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 19, 2015 03:47 PM (X+nFp)

650 Afternoon, Horde.

Can you imagine the trouble we'll be in as a nation if something
terrible like 9-11 happens while President Dumbass is still in office?



I hope we don't have to find out.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 19, 2015 03:40 PM (X+nFp)




I am absolutely convinced something horrible is going to happy on President Snarkypant's watch. And I'm afraid his response will be...less than desired.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2015 03:47 PM (FsuaD)

651 Hmm, just discovered that Huffpo half- loads, but the page never fully gets there.
Why are only the big big big sites affected, but not the littler ones?



Buffer not big enough to handle all of Puff Ho's bullshit?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 03:47 PM (IBmPN)

652 Close some of the porn sites and try.
Posted by: wrg500


I don't consider "Hot IDF Babes!" porn. it's military research.

Posted by: zombie at February 19, 2015 03:48 PM (K4YiS)

653 High horses for everyone!

I shall name mine, "Crusader."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2015 03:48 PM (FsuaD)

654 I know there is a cause and effect between IS and Islam. Because the terrorists keep providing cites...right before they cut off someones head, burn them in a cage or rape women and children. Oh, I almost forgot- or bury them alive.

Forget the terrorists. What about the stoning of people as they recite the Koran and squeak out an aloha snackbar!

Honestly, what kind of an ignorant douche defends and makes excuses for this horror.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 19, 2015 03:49 PM (GGCsk)

655 D'OH----

Had we never commented on the terrorism it never would have happened.

You, Obama, are an idiot.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 19, 2015 03:49 PM (A98Xu)

656
Zombie -- try to load espn.

Just as a test. It's a really big page.

Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2015 03:49 PM (Ae7K+)

657 Okay. Which one of you did this?

http://bit.ly/1LfFsZf

Also what was the offense?

Aggravated awesomeness?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Pouncing from the wait. at February 19, 2015 03:49 PM (mf5HN)

658 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2015 03:47 PM (FsuaD)
==================

You mean, "Fore!"

Posted by: MTF at February 19, 2015 03:49 PM (LISuA)

659 Did you ever notice, its always the "Muslims against someone else..."

Barry's solution to everything is to, "give them money, free education, free health care, SS, free housing, free cell phones, free sex changes, free transportation, free clothing, free, free, free, etc."""

Posted by: Stony at February 19, 2015 03:49 PM (bR7Kp)

660 Posted by: MTF at February 19, 2015 03:47 PM (LISuA)

Oh, no. I think it's freaking out the Horde that *I specifically* am using All The Swears.

I think AtC was pretend-trolling us from under her desk.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 19, 2015 03:49 PM (kff5f)

661 I am absolutely convinced something horrible is going to happy on President Snarkypant's watch. And I'm afraid his response will be...less than desired.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2015 03:47 PM (FsuaD)


I am so desired.

Posted by: Martial Law at February 19, 2015 03:49 PM (Q/x2y)

662 Can you imagine the trouble we'll be in as a nation if something
terrible like 9-11 happens while President Dumbass is still in office?
---
You know that whole 'rally to the flag' thing that usually happens?

Yeah, no. I'm going to be very choosy in who gets sympathy and who voted for it.

Posted by: Methos at February 19, 2015 03:49 PM (A6vWB)

663 interesting

CJ Ciaramella @cjciaramella 26m 26 minutes ago
Full Tea Party News Network resignation letter from staffers:

https://twitter.com/cjciaramella/status/568508310460043264/photo/1

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 19, 2015 03:50 PM (ZPrif)

664 653 High horses for everyone!

I shall name mine, "Crusader."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2015 03:48 PM (FsuaD)

-----

Good one, Jane.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 19, 2015 03:50 PM (A98Xu)

665 656
Zombie -- try to load espn.

Just as a test. It's a really big page.
Posted by: eleven


Works fine.

Posted by: zombie at February 19, 2015 03:50 PM (K4YiS)

666 I am absolutely convinced something horrible is going to happy on President Snarkypant's watch. And I'm afraid his response will be...less than desired.

He'll get up on my little pony.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 19, 2015 03:50 PM (W5DcG)

667 @603 There must be an entire Nebraska underground bunker complex filled with servers to handle the Drudge traffic. What could possibly knock it offline?
----------------------

The problem might be with an intermediate server between you and Drudge. You could try pinging them and see what info gets returned.

Posted by: junior at February 19, 2015 03:50 PM (UWFpX)

668 My Great Great Great Grandfather's High Horse used to crap at the Al Assa mosque.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 03:50 PM (hlbmD)

669 656 Or SI, but you'll need 2 monitors.

Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 03:50 PM (C278+)

670 CJ Ciaramella @cjciaramella 33m 33 minutes ago
Scooplet: After story on how Tea Party News Network runs vile clickbait vids staff resigns:
https://twitter.com/cjciaramella/status/568506967486029825/photo/1

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 19, 2015 03:51 PM (ZPrif)

671 I did a Crap Clean and it's better. Or maybe someone adjusted something.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 03:51 PM (hlbmD)

672 Democrats Complain Netanyahu Speech Could Undermine Iran Deal

???

Yeah must be one hell of a deal if a few words by a non-party can queer the deal?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2015 03:52 PM (rDqRv)

673 657
Okay. Which one of you did this?



http://bit.ly/1LfFsZf



Also what was the offense?



Aggravated awesomeness?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Pouncing from the wait. at February 19, 2015 03:49 PM (mf5HN)


That...is...[redacted] amazing. HAD to be a moron.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2015 03:52 PM (FsuaD)

674 jesus

Debby Witt @debbywitt 8h8 hours ago
Obama To Nigeria: No Help With Boko Haram Until Nigeria Accepts Homosexuality And Abortions http://shar.es/1Wgd5R @gatewaypundit

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 19, 2015 03:52 PM (ZPrif)

675 Walmart must think the unions are making headway with their people, they just raised everyone's wages 24% over minimum wage. Average part time now over $10, full time over $13

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 03:52 PM (0FSuD)

676 High horses for everyone!

I shall name mine, "Crusader."



Just don't name him "Custer".


I shall name mine "Quantrill".

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 03:52 PM (IBmPN)

677
Works fine.


Well...your system's good then.

Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2015 03:52 PM (Ae7K+)

678 He's trying to break the American spirit. It won't happen.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 19, 2015 03:53 PM (GGCsk)

679 I am absolutely convinced something horrible is going to happy on President Snarkypant's watch. And I'm afraid his response will be...less than desired.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

it's happening right now, incrementally. Russia is expansionistic. The Pacific nations are arming against China, the ME is going to shit. the dems are boycotting the PM of Israel, parts of Africa are heading south.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 19, 2015 03:53 PM (Spluw)

680 673 Is there an ordinance against that?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 03:53 PM (hlbmD)

681 parts of Africa are heading south

Above the equator or below?

Posted by: wrg500 at February 19, 2015 03:54 PM (C278+)

682 Nude groping.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 03:54 PM (JtwS4)

683 High horses for everyone!

I shall name mine, "Crusader."



Just don't name him "Custer".


I shall name mine "Quantrill".

I'll name mine Lionhearted.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 19, 2015 03:54 PM (XUKZU)

684
Is there an ordinance against that?

Well, it's a flamethrower so I think you spell that "ordnance".

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 03:55 PM (JtwS4)

685 Did any of read the wiki I posted on Hamburg bombing?



We did not fcuk around. One night 787 bombers dropped incendiary bombs on the city.



Can you imagine 800 plane flying over and dropping shit?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 19, 2015 03:55 PM (0FSuD)

686 I don't consider "Hot IDF Babes!" porn. it's military research.
Posted by: zombie


this is why we're known as a smart military blog.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 19, 2015 03:56 PM (Spluw)

687 ' No Help With Boko Haram Until Nigeria Accepts Homosexuality And Abortion"

What. The. What.

Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2015 03:56 PM (MYCIw)

688 Obama To Nigeria: No Help With Boko Haram Until Nigeria Accepts Homosexuality And Abortions

I don't think that's going to work out for the sodomites the way obama thinks it will.

Posted by: Methos at February 19, 2015 03:56 PM (A6vWB)

689 War Horse names:
Hillary
Wookie
Grunhilda

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 03:57 PM (IBmPN)

690 The slow page loads are back.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 19, 2015 03:58 PM (hlbmD)

691 Can you imagine 800 plane flying over and dropping shit?



Pig?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 03:58 PM (IBmPN)

692
Can you imagine 800 plane flying over and dropping shit?

When I first read of Operation Marketgarden (which was a failure) the thing that struck me was 800 B-17s in the air at one time.

What kind of nation can put 8,000 men in bombers plus however many in escort at once. The scale of WWII is staggering.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 19, 2015 03:58 PM (JtwS4)

693 A flamethrower? In Fargo? It's the voice of moderation.
They usually use chipper-shredders there.

"Four billion tons of white bullshit." Do I detect a racial element in that?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 19, 2015 03:58 PM (xq1UY)

694 Someone doesn't like pigs. Complaining about waste from hog farms, this:
--
People just can’t ignore this,” Naeema Muhammad with the N.C. Environmental Justice Network
----

My empahsis

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2015 03:58 PM (F2IAQ)

695 Did any of read the wiki I posted on Hamburg bombing?

Not really. We bombed the shit out of some people who had it coming for continuing to pay taxes to an evil government, among other things.

Posted by: Methos at February 19, 2015 03:58 PM (A6vWB)

696 *emphasis*, dammit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2015 03:59 PM (F2IAQ)

697 nood.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2015 03:59 PM (IBmPN)

698 @692 What kind of nation can put 8,000 men in bombers plus however many in escort at once. The scale of WWII is staggering.
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Yup. Ten percent of the entire population of the Soviet Union dead.

I occasionally contemplate the thought of having to rearm in a hurry if another war on that scale somehow started (not likely at this moment, but possible).

Posted by: junior at February 19, 2015 04:00 PM (UWFpX)

699 Tip : Anytime any organization uses the word 'Justice' in it's title, you're *probably* dealing with Lefties.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2015 04:01 PM (F2IAQ)

700 Drudge OK here

Posted by: Mongerel at February 19, 2015 04:03 PM (YqWfw)

701 We did not fcuk around. One night 787 bombers dropped incendiary bombs on the city.Can you imagine 800 plane flying over and dropping shit?

the allies bombed steadily for a week, day and night. After the second or third day, the British stopped using their pathfinder squadrons to guide their bomber streams; they simply aimed forthe pillar of fire.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 19, 2015 04:04 PM (Spluw)

702 Iranian Foreign Minister Javad Zarif told his country's state controlled media in a recent interview that Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has instructed him to stop yelling at Kerry and other top U.S. officials during the talks.

... you can tell that the "nuke" talks are going well.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 19, 2015 04:04 PM (e8kgV)

703 #76 "for which I'm gonna have to ask proof of?"

Ladies and gentlemen, Eric von Zipper is in the house...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 19, 2015 04:19 PM (CYleN)

704 i guess it's my fault bill ayers girlfriend blew her tits off

Posted by: X at February 19, 2015 04:19 PM (UqJ2q)

705 Gotta say, Jindal is getting more interesting all the time. He recently suggested that Loozyana should look at abolishing its state income tax. Naturally I'm all for it. Not only because of the money state tax takes out of my check, but also because the form is like 14 pages long!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 19, 2015 04:23 PM (/3vl5)

706 you'll never convince me obama called ISIS the enemy

Posted by: X at February 19, 2015 04:25 PM (UqJ2q)

707 It's really quite simple. The Left see the United States as the evil. History is a progression from the evil oppressors to enlightened utopia.

Since the U.S. is the designated boogie-man, and the center of evil, and opposition to that must be good in that it opposed the designated evil.

If the opposition does something evil, it's not their fault... the bad old U.S. made them do it.

Yet, they really think that in the absence of the West (and of course the Joooos as well), all other cultures and peoples were progressive utopia.

For example, ISIS throwing gays off of roofs is the fault of Western Imperialism and forcing our homophobia on them. If it weren't for the West, Mecca would look like the Folsom street fair.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 19, 2015 04:47 PM (0Ew3K)

708 Obama is such a dunce, he can't even tell he's being a dunce.

The connection between ISIS and Islam isn't some fucking figment of someone's imagination. It isn't even extreme. All schools of Islamic jurisprudence MANDATE violent jihad at some point. Talking as if there is NO connection between Islam and ISIS is to expose yourself as a complete horse's ass. Even al-Sisi must be rolling and covering his eyes.

I understand the impulse, which is to drive a wedge between Muslim pluralists (do they even exist, de jure?) and Muslim supremacists. It's tactically stupid to take on "jihad" all at once, but to put on this serious face that "this is violent extremism that has nothing to do with Islam" is just patently untrue. It doesn't make Obama's grand strategy any smarter to insist on this kind of claim. In fact, it makes it risible.

What Obama & Co. should be saying -- if they were actually pro-American and anti-jihad -- is this: "there is a violent strain within Islam that is undeniable, and it's incompatible with a pluralist vision of the world. This violent strain is not only the enemy of the West, but the enemy of other strains of Islam. We have to join together to defeat it." And so on.

But to pretend the two have nothing to do with each other? It makes everyone laugh at its fatuity. And it's also self-defeating: our enemies will say, "you see, Ahmed, this moron American says we have nothing to do with Islam, but he lies! Look, here in Sura 9 we read ..."

Obama is not only anti-American. He's a fatuous anti-American, and unhelpful to peaceful Muslims like the Sufis.

Posted by: Feh at February 19, 2015 04:55 PM (sUQ2R)

709 This may have already been said, but do you know what is worse than the constant lying from this gas bag?

The fact that none of the elected "leaders" on our side have the balls to call him on it.

Posted by: FITP at February 19, 2015 05:06 PM (kQrna)

710 so...these indigenous people's inalienable right to identify for themselves who and what they are (in this case, Islamic) - something that is the trump card in every other instance of Social Justice Warrior romantic nihilism - must be "put under erasure by the dominant hegemon" (to use the SJW terms) as a "false narrative that seeks to legitimize" them...the answer to which is to instead impose the hegemon's own preffered "limited job opportunities and racism" as the even more objectively "false narrative that legitimizes them" them...got it...

Posted by: The Narrative About The Narrative at February 19, 2015 05:47 PM (vf0cO)

711 i'm so fucking tired of the use of the word "narrative." it's not a "story," it's bull shit. stories are things you tell to make your friends laugh. stories are tales you sort of twist to fit into the format of the plot line. stories require tweeking in order to be moving, interesting, and engaging. most importantly, they are fiction. but when the news makers make up their "stories," 99.999% of the time they use the word "narrative" because they are trying to tell some bull shit that they have to sugar coat because it stinks. also, using the word "narrative" makes one sound fucking pedantic. can we just stop using this word now all...the...flipping... time?

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at February 19, 2015 10:05 PM (2/oBD)

712 other bull shit humanities terms that should be avoided at all costs:

informed - "....this informs our decision..."
aspects - "there were certain aspects of this policy..."

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at February 19, 2015 10:10 PM (2/oBD)

713 You shouldn't mention Biden's busy hands, because he is so respected it would damage the _country_ to hear it! (apologies to Arnie Ziff)

Posted by: docweasel at February 19, 2015 11:23 PM (DzQH3)

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