High Horse Alert: Man Asks Bus Passengers If They Are Muslims And When They Say No, He Stabs Them

But the Crusades:

Detroit man stabbed two people at a suburban bus stop after asking his victims whether or not they were Muslim, according to police. Federal authorities are now looking at the case as a potential hate crime, police said on Tuesday.

Both of the victims were standing at the bus stop outside of Detroit with the suspect on Saturday, Southfield Police Chief Eric Hawkins said. Several people there "engaged in conversation" until the suspect, identified by Hawkins as 39-year-old Terrence Lavaron Thomas, "asked some of the folks there if they were Muslims."

Two of them answered, the chief told The Post on Tuesday: They were not Muslims.

"Thomas] was not not happy with that answer," Hawkins said. Shortly after, "without provocation," Thomas pulled out a 3-inch folding knife "and attacked one of them," Hawkins said.


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Although authorities have not made a statement on the suspect's motive, Hawkins added that "we do know that he was not happy that [the victims] indicated that

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Hawkins added that the FBI has been contacted about the case, and are "looking at it as a potential hate crime" to determine whether federal charges are warranted.

Go f*** yourselves. We know that law is only used against White People so stick up your dishonest "we're considering it" lie up your assh***.

Incidentally, the Washington Post's headline makes it sound as if a non-Mulsim is stabbing Muslims:

Police: Man stabs two after asking if they are Muslim

People objected to that deliberately-misleading headline, so they've changed it to a slightly different lie:

Police: Muslim man stabs two after discussion about religious beliefs

They did not have a "discussion about religious beliefs." He asked people if they were Muslim and, upon learning they were not, attacked them in accord with the teachings of his religion.

They will continue lying to you, forever.

Posted by: Ace at 05:12 PM




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1 Awesome.

Posted by: NCKate at February 17, 2015 05:14 PM (IQdyy)

2 *glares down from high horse* *refuses to get off*

Jeebus.

*rage headache*

Oh, look. It's after five. *heads to wet bar*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 05:14 PM (FsuaD)

3 Another reason to avoid Michigan.

Posted by: NCKate at February 17, 2015 05:14 PM (IQdyy)

4 Random knife attacks from an unemployed man, obviously

Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 05:14 PM (FCsIb)

5 Are you Zoroastrian?

Posted by: naturalfake got a different bag at February 17, 2015 05:15 PM (0cMkb)

6 Here's how the conversation goes down in Texas.

"Are you Muslim"

"No"

*pulls out knife*

*potential victim pulls out gun, shoots muslim*

Headline: Muslim shot after discussion on religion.

Posted by: Obama at February 17, 2015 05:15 PM (MYCIw)

7 Ick. Off sock.

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 05:16 PM (MYCIw)

8 Was this in one of those no go zones that do not exist?

Posted by: nothing to see here at February 17, 2015 05:16 PM (yWYnW)

9 Detroitistan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 05:16 PM (FsuaD)

10 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 17, 2015 05:16 PM (kff5f)

11 Mohammedanism is an evil death cult.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 17, 2015 05:16 PM (kff5f)

12 Whatever you do, don't complain about it.

Also, just sit back and relax. It makes the rapes to by so much quicker...

Posted by: Malmö Swedes at February 17, 2015 05:17 PM (0Ew3K)

13 did he died?

Posted by: that guy that always asks "did he died?" at February 17, 2015 05:17 PM (6E2VN)

14 But islamaphobia kills

Posted by: Avi at February 17, 2015 05:17 PM (BuJwq)

15 Are you Zoroastrian?

Posted by: naturalfake got a different bag at February 17, 2015 05:15 PM (0cMkb)


Are you a god?

Posted by: Gozer the Gozarian at February 17, 2015 05:17 PM (0Ew3K)

16 If only he could've found a job...

Posted by: Marie Arf at February 17, 2015 05:17 PM (yWYnW)

17 287 After reading the Atlantic article front to back it is obvious to me that the UK and Au could shut down the recruiters like Choudry any time they wanted to but dont. They don't because we want all these true believer assholes in the theater of war for the purpose of removing them from their homes in the west (exile for dummies), getting them all in one place so they can play Caliphate and scare the shit out of the Iranians and ultimately to have our army roll over them with morale authority. This will be a teachable moment for other cowboy Muslims that they might want to take the path of the quiet Salifist aka what passes as a reformed Muslim. Works for me.

Posted by: Anthropology Guy at February 17, 2015 05:17 PM (i/pV+)

18 I like Ace's name for the current period we are in: The Great Pretending. I think it strikes to the heart of the matter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2015 05:18 PM (wt/Oq)

19 Um, well, let's not,uh, forget, uh, that Detroit was once belonged to Native Americans.

*BONG HIT*

Posted by: Pres. IGotThis at February 17, 2015 05:18 PM (DMJw2)

20 Sounds random to me

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 17, 2015 05:18 PM (20Zla)

21 Parole him and drop him off in Berkley, CA.

I'm sure that absent the hate filled crusaders in Detroit that he'll be a perfect neighbor.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2015 05:18 PM (78TbK)

22 Although authorities have not made a statement on the suspect's motive

Oh, FFS.

How long do we have to pretend like there's any doubt about why Mohammedans commit this kind of violence?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 17, 2015 05:18 PM (kff5f)

23 The attacker was clearly disgruntled because of a lack of meaningful employment.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 05:18 PM (FsuaD)

24 The sign said it was a No-Mo zone, so WTF?

Posted by: Roy at February 17, 2015 05:18 PM (fWLrt)

25 wow, another random attack

this is amazing, how random they are

Posted by: The MSM at February 17, 2015 05:18 PM (q+zA9)

26 He was probably distressed over job opportunities

/state dept

Posted by: brak at February 17, 2015 05:18 PM (Tj+s6)

27 Kids who live in gang neighborhoods know the only correct answer to "What neighborhood are you from?" is to run.

This stabbing is just another form of gang violence.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 17, 2015 05:18 PM (jhqr1)

28 and ultimately to have our army roll over them with morale authority.
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LOL WUT?

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 17, 2015 05:19 PM (78TbK)

29 But Fox News!!!!! Crusades!!!!!!

Posted by: Chinless Holder at February 17, 2015 05:19 PM (FsuaD)

30
NOW can we have the Islamophobic backlash?
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How about now?
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Now?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 17, 2015 05:19 PM (TIIx5)

31 They had it coming. Because PC wills it so.

Posted by: The roost aint what it used to be at February 17, 2015 05:19 PM (7GI9v)

32 The more important question is: what the hell are people thinking taking public transport in Detroit?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 17, 2015 05:20 PM (20Zla)

33 Well the obvious answer is : "What response will not get me stabbed"?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2015 05:20 PM (nzKvP)

34 Okay, see, I saw that WaPo headline, and was not sufficiently skeptical enough to read further. You think I'd fooking know better by now.

Shit.

Posted by: A. Chester Cognomen, Borderline Old Guy at February 17, 2015 05:20 PM (RwwCT)

35 Kids who live in gang neighborhoods know the only correct answer to "What neighborhood are you from?" is to run.
___
I always answered potato and no one ever messed with Sheriff Joe.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 17, 2015 05:20 PM (78TbK)

36 Any sign of Tea Party involvement? No?

*sigh*

Posted by: The MSM, Now with 20% More Objectivity at February 17, 2015 05:20 PM (xo18g)

37

This stabbing is just another form of gang violence.


So is Islam.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 05:20 PM (MMC8r)

38 Like this didn't happen all the time on buses during the Crusades.

Pfft.

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 17, 2015 05:20 PM (0xTsz)

39 Somehow the Crusades may bring me out of my weepy spell! How are the PC police going to fix this one?

Oh, I bet it ticks of the terrorists when le preznit and co all say they are not part of isloon.

Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 05:20 PM (dMEBN)

40 Double standard - sure. But these crimes should be the area of the state and not the federal government.

Posted by: SH at February 17, 2015 05:20 PM (gmeXX)

41 Also, how long do we have to pretend like this isn't something unique to Mohammedanism?

You really don't see this scene:

"Are you Lutheran?"
"... No."
*stab*

You don't see this scene:

"Are you Jewish?"
"...No."
*stab*

You don't see this scene:

"Are you Hindu?"
"...No."
*stab*

Seriously, how long do we have to play "let's pretend?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 17, 2015 05:20 PM (kff5f)

42 It's like we've got a thin-skinned, not-very-intelligent, Muslim sympathizing, Marxist, narcissist in the White House (on the down low, too).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 05:21 PM (FsuaD)

43 >>Oh, look. It's after five. *heads to wet bar*


Posted by: Jane D'oh

It's almost like you you chose to live in the Eastern Time Zone for a reason.

Posted by: Aviator at February 17, 2015 05:21 PM (3rrMW)

44 We're almost at the boiling point. The desire to wipe this Death Cult off the face of the earth is growing, I know it.

All we need is some honest reporting of events. Oh, wait...

Posted by: shredded chi at February 17, 2015 05:21 PM (zeEqS)

45 I keep thinking that this shit is happening more often and openly because of the obvious preferential treatment these wackos get from the WH and the media. I'm also thinking that it is becoming more obvious to everyone. Even the LIV's seem to be noticing that the "religion of peace" is not peaceful or a religion. They seem to be noticing that the current admin in WH is not very honest about terrorism and not very competent in handling the shit.

Posted by: madamemayhem at February 17, 2015 05:21 PM (WPm3x)

46 "Are you a Muslim"?

Well let me answer you this way: " Is this a Glock"? As you point your Glock at his nose

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2015 05:21 PM (nzKvP)

47 25 wow, another random attack

this is amazing, how random they are

Posted by: The MSM at February 17, 2015 05:18 PM (q+zA9)


Call him a lone wolf, and I'll bite yer ass!

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf at February 17, 2015 05:21 PM (qh617)

48 Meh. Likely leftards, so, meh.

Posted by: maddogg at February 17, 2015 05:21 PM (xWW96)

49 Well the obvious answer is : "What response will not get me stabbed"?
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And what sect of Islam are you part of?

Oh FFS just stab me already.


Posted by: Potential Stabee at February 17, 2015 05:21 PM (78TbK)

50 They will continue lying to you, forever.



Posted by: Ace at 05:12 PM




Well yeah,their religion condones it...it's called 'taqiyya'.

Lying to infidels is actually encouraged.

Posted by: wheatie at February 17, 2015 05:21 PM (IAa7O)

51 >>>Any sign of Tea Party involvement? No?



*sigh*

Posted by: The MSM, Now with 20% More Objectivity at February 17, 2015 05:20 PM (xo18g)<<<

Give me a minute...



Posted by: Brian Ross at February 17, 2015 05:21 PM (yWYnW)

52
Mitt Romney said radical, violent Islamists pose a threat to Americans and others around the world. However, he said, "they take a very different view of Islam than the Muslims I know." He noted that he was raised in the Detroit area, which has a large Muslim population. "They are peace-loving and America-loving individuals. I believe that very sincerely. I believe people of the Islamic faith do not have to subscribe to the idea of radical, violent jihadism."

12/9/2011



And then he got stabbed -- and so did his magic dancing horsie.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 17, 2015 05:21 PM (kdS6q)

53 They will continue lying to you, forever.

Even unto death!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 17, 2015 05:22 PM (ftVQq)

54 In Islam, the Jack Chick tracts come on the point of a knife.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 05:22 PM (MMC8r)

55 "Are you Mooslm?" No. Throws ham sandwich in face of stabber.

Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 05:22 PM (dMEBN)

56 It's about crazee o'clock here at the HQ, isn't it?

This thread should supply some amusing MUMR fodder.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 17, 2015 05:22 PM (V+kmg)

57
"Are you Lutheran?"

"... No."

*stab*
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/Attacks with a wicked three bean salad.

Posted by: Lutheran Militant at February 17, 2015 05:22 PM (78TbK)

58 Another bad day for religion.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 17, 2015 05:22 PM (TJCSB)

59 SO? I do this in Ohio when I find Michiganders "Up-Northers".
-Instead of a teardrop or other signifier, I affix another BUCKEYE! sticker to my helmet when I get home.

Suck it, Michigan.

This behavior is My Religion and you must cow to it. You will address me as "THEE" ColdBeer1 -or- "THEE" Slap.*

*Yes, we are suing that stupid TV show.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 05:23 PM (16bOT)

60 FFS, there is no such thing as a "hate" crime in any serious country with a civilized judicial system. Yes, part of the country's thorough degradation is the actual existence of this absurd, un-American concept in American criminal law today. Better to mock and ridicule it at every opportunity than just go along by using the term. (when this concept was first being barfed up on Capitol Hill in the 1980s, a friend/team-mate who was the top lobbyist for a civil rights organization sort of waved me off with an eye-roll and a "please ....." when I asked him about it in the locker room as we were gearing up - even HE knew how ridiculous and un-American it was to try to criminalize thoughts)

Posted by: rhomboid at February 17, 2015 05:23 PM (afQnV)

61 Not bleeding is an insult to Allah!

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 05:23 PM (MMC8r)

62 They will continue lying to you, forever.

They appear to be incapable of not lying. The public must therefore fire their collective asses.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at February 17, 2015 05:23 PM (HBAcW)

63 If only that Detroit guy had had a job.....

Posted by: Ms Arf, looking longingly at that high horse at February 17, 2015 05:23 PM (UO/26)

64 Oh look.....MUMR is talking to himself on that last thread.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 17, 2015 05:23 PM (V+kmg)

65 I'm a better terrorist than my terrorists.

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at February 17, 2015 05:24 PM (MYPM9)

66 Leave Mr. Loonytunes down there please.

Posted by: maddogg at February 17, 2015 05:24 PM (xWW96)

67 Well it is Detroit. So jobs, and such.

Posted by: Marie Harf's Weird Red Sexface at February 17, 2015 05:24 PM (FHh8u)

68 46
"Are you a Muslim"?



Well let me answer you this way: " Is this a Glock"? As you point your Glock at his nose

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2015 05:21 PM (nzKvP)


Heh. Good answer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 05:24 PM (FsuaD)

69 "They are peace-loving and America-loving individuals. I believe that very sincerely. I believe people of the Islamic faith do not have to subscribe to the idea of radical, violent jihadism."

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Protected by Magic Underwear, you can say many things.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2015 05:24 PM (xo18g)

70 I've mentioned before that we're Pentecostal. The first question people ask upon hearing that is if we handle snakes. And no, no we do not. However I think that could be a fun new response to this ISIS caliphate business.

"Are you muslim? Convert or die!"

"Hmm, interesting proposition. I have a counter offer. Allow me to introduce you to your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I brought this friendly rattler to help quicken your meeting!"

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 05:25 PM (MYCIw)

71 I think this might be the guy:
http://tinyurl.com/krckvlj

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 05:25 PM (l1zOH)

72 "Hawkins added that the FBI has been contacted about the case, and are "looking at it as a potential hate crime" to determine whether federal charges are warranted."



We've all seen how this movie ends.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 17, 2015 05:25 PM (ppaKI)

73 Oh, look. It's after five. *heads to wet bar*
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Careful on the high horse after you've had a few. Those bastards will let you fall off and then laugh about it all the way back to the stable.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2015 05:25 PM (h4vJk)

74 Chicago-area imam charged with sex abuse, faces civil suit :

http://tinyurl.com/nlatybn

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 17, 2015 05:25 PM (TJCSB)

75 "Hate crimes" is one of the stupidest ideas to come out of the current wave of progressivism.

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 17, 2015 05:26 PM (2o6Wj)

76 Alternate headline:

"Devout Muslim obeys Koranic Commands to Kill Non-Believers"

Posted by: ReligiousScholar at February 17, 2015 05:26 PM (Fnyc2)

77 Excuse me. But are you, by chance, a pastafarian?

*readies for 50 lashes with my wet noodle*

Posted by: Chef Boyardee at February 17, 2015 05:26 PM (FHh8u)

78 Maybe da Zero can trade him for some deserters.

Posted by: maddogg at February 17, 2015 05:26 PM (xWW96)

79 This behavior is My Religion and you must cow to it. You will address me as "THEE" ColdBeer1 -or- "THEE" Slap.*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 05:23 PM (16bOT)


I think the best part of the NFL season is watching dozens and dozens of pro football players mock Ohio.

Logan Mankins THE Fresno State University

Marshawn Lynch THE Oakland Technical High School


...and so on.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 17, 2015 05:26 PM (V+kmg)

80 I think this might be the guy:
http://tinyurl.com/krckvlj
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
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Belay that..., not the same guy

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 05:26 PM (l1zOH)

81 You don't see this with Catholics. After religious discussions, they are usually too drunk to handle a knife with any dexterity.

Posted by: SH at February 17, 2015 05:26 PM (gmeXX)

82 Man, everyone looks like ants from up here!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at February 17, 2015 05:26 PM (KuU4f)

83 If they "engaged in conversation" to the point of being asked what religious superstition they cling to, they probably had a "discussion about religious beliefs". What other conversation leads to such a question? So the second headline is probably spot on.

And its all pretty vague. Nobody knows what these people have said during this conversation that might have provoked the guy.

Posted by: Mama Revolution at February 17, 2015 05:27 PM (s0L/W)

84 Wouldn't it be great right now to have an actual American patriot with a big set of balls in the WH?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 05:27 PM (FsuaD)

85 I brought my own saddle....it's a custom fit.....

Posted by: Ms Arf, looking longingly at that high horse at February 17, 2015 05:27 PM (UO/26)

86
Are you a Muslim?

hell yes, and look at these fine watches, real Rolex's!

Posted by: Menito Bussolini at February 17, 2015 05:27 PM (j1tga)

87 Oh, look. An Axeltroll.

Go back to DU, Kos, Salon, or wherever the hell you came from. The adults are talking here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 05:28 PM (FsuaD)

88 A culture which insists on opening the gates to the barbarians will not survive, nor does it deserve to. A nation which elected Barack Obama twice so it could feel good about itself, is a nation already dead.

Posted by: Null at February 17, 2015 05:28 PM (xjpRj)

89 >>Chicago-area imam charged with sex abuse, faces civil suit :

That nannie goat was asking for it. Her hooves were in plain sight.

Posted by: Windy City Imam at February 17, 2015 05:28 PM (3rrMW)

90 You don't see this with Catholics. After religious discussions, they are usually too drunk to handle a knife with any dexterity.
Posted by: SH at February 17, 2015 05:26 PM (gmeXX)


Hey, the sacramental wine has a very high alcohol content.

Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 17, 2015 05:28 PM (V+kmg)

91 @41 Also, how long do we have to pretend like this isn't something unique to Mohammedanism?

You really don't see this scene:

"Are you Lutheran?"
"... No."
*stab*
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Reminds me of the "footage" that gets played in 'American Carol' with the nuns hijacking a bus.

Posted by: junior at February 17, 2015 05:28 PM (UWFpX)

92 71
I think this might be the guy:

http://tinyurl.com/krckvlj



Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 05:25 PM (l1zOH)

Nope.

This guy is responsible.
https://plus.google.com/u/0/110031535020051778989

Posted by: Chef Boyardee at February 17, 2015 05:28 PM (FHh8u)

93 I think this might be the guy:
http://tinyurl.com/krckvlj

Posted by: Mike Hammer


Hmm, "Names / Aliases" "Harold, Tarrance, ... TEANGELO??? TEA-NGALO???!! Guys, we have our narrative! 'TEA PARTIER ON WILD MURDER SPREE'

Posted by: MSM Asshole at February 17, 2015 05:28 PM (DMJw2)

94 81 You don't see this with Catholics. After religious discussions, they are usually too drunk to handle a knife with any dexterity.

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They can still kill with a crockpot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2015 05:28 PM (xo18g)

95 Are you trying to tell me that not everybody stabs those who have different beliefs than their own?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 17, 2015 05:28 PM (20Zla)

96 Go f*** yourselves. We know that law is only used against White People
so stick up your dishonest "we're considering it" lie up your assh***.


Whoa there pilgrim. IIRC there are more non-white hate crime prosecutions than white possibly even more than the disproportion in crimes against whites.

Plus the whole prosecutorial sp? kitchen sink approach.

Posted by: DaveA at February 17, 2015 05:28 PM (DL2i+)

97 60
Not to mention it makes certain crimes worse based on the creed, religion, mo of those involved.

Should a family who lost their husband because he was pulling a late shift at the tasty-freeze and did not hand over the cash quickly enough to a robber not expect as swift and sure a justice as a guy who was shot by a racist because he was black. Both men lost their lives just as unjustly.

It is exactly the same (only differing by degree) from expecting crimes against noblemen to be punished more severely than punishment against peasants.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2015 05:28 PM (wt/Oq)

98 ok

we wont call them islamic extremists

we can call them islamic genocidal maniacs

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 05:29 PM (zOTsN)

99 Busses work in Detroit? You had me there for a sec, wiseguy.

Posted by: 13times at February 17, 2015 05:29 PM (WHVu+)

100
"They will continue lying to you, forever."
......................
And to your kids and grandkids. And to your grave, which makes you really want to become a zombie and kick some ass.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2015 05:29 PM (wAQA5)

101 I think this might be the guy:
http://tinyurl.com/krckvlj
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 05:25 PM (l1zOH)


Hmmmm....lemme see.

Low sloping forehead, prehensile tail, lack of an opposable thumb.

Yeah. Probably.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 17, 2015 05:29 PM (V+kmg)

102 Men without chests are easy to stab.

Posted by: weew at February 17, 2015 05:30 PM (0tmLY)

103 its a bit different when one side is pro genocide

pro killing EVERYONE who isn't their flavor muslim

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 05:30 PM (zOTsN)

104 Let's see, bus stop = riding to work, therefore


WORKPLACE VIOLENCE!

Posted by: Eric Holder's Department of Social Justice at February 17, 2015 05:30 PM (MMC8r)

105 Catholics settle their religious discussions the old fashion way.

Posted by: SH at February 17, 2015 05:30 PM (gmeXX)

106 I can't believe the Post changed the headline. I mean, hey, it's true! They aren't lying! It's not the Post's fault you interpreted it in the way they totes wanted it interpreted.

Did he also ask if anyone was Jewish?

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at February 17, 2015 05:30 PM (IrByp)

107 I can just picture the ombudsmen and chief editor thrashing out for a good two hours on how to properly rephrase that headline.

Pukes all of them.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 17, 2015 05:31 PM (M/dnV)

108 -Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 17, 2015 05:26 PM (V+kmg)

It is funny. That's what happens when something becomes "A Thing".

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 05:31 PM (16bOT)

109 "Hmm, interesting proposition. I have a counter offer. Allow me to introduce you to your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I brought this friendly rattler to help quicken your meeting!"
Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 05:25 PM (MYCIw)
_________________________

Let me know if you need some snakes for that, because I can round up some rattlers from my yard real quick.

Posted by: AZ moron at February 17, 2015 05:31 PM (Fnyc2)

110 >>Mama Revolution

Aren't you late for your shift down at the glory hole?

Posted by: Aviator at February 17, 2015 05:32 PM (3rrMW)

111 His Mosque was putting on a production of 'West Side Story.'

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 05:32 PM (MMC8r)

112 mama devolution

they WILL kill you first

you know that right

and as for what they said to "trigger" him?

what would be suffficent in your eyes

I would say DIAF but then they are already doing that to people like you

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 05:32 PM (zOTsN)

113 " 3 Another reason to avoid Michigan.
Posted by: NCKate at February 17, 2015 05:14 PM (IQdyy)"


I think Michigan is like very many other states: Take away the largest city and it's probably all right.

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 17, 2015 05:32 PM (2o6Wj)

114 I was once asked by a large black man if I was Jewish. Just out of the blue, on public transportation out in California. It was pretty damn disturbing to me then, but all I did was back away from him and keep an eye on him, making sure he got off the train first.

Nowadays I'd be even more afraid, at least in California. There's CCW where I live now.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at February 17, 2015 05:32 PM (Opyrm)

115
Southfield Police Chief Eric Hawkins said "The suspect asked them (victims) if they were Muslim. And when they replied that they were not, ... apparently he tried to convince them that they should be Muslim."




You know, if he would have just added, "or I'll stab you in the head", he might have gotten a couple of converts.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 17, 2015 05:33 PM (kdS6q)

116 "Are you a mooslem?" No, why do you ask...did my deodorant fail and I have biohazard bo like you? Just stab me.

Do I smell like a goat? Yes, she is my gf, and no you cannot share. And, no, I do not worship a rock, so stab me.

Do I look like I want to return to centuries past and hide in a burka? (Granted I need to hide in a burka from weeping, but whatever). I guess just stab me.*

*It is a pity I cannot fit a machete in my travel bag if this is what the world is coming to.


Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 05:33 PM (dMEBN)

117 I wasn't alive during the Inquisitions (though I'm pretty sure I am responsible for them), but this sounds an awful lot like an inquisition.

Posted by: SH at February 17, 2015 05:34 PM (gmeXX)

118 FFS, there is no such thing as a "hate" crime

I'm itching to start stabbing people I like. Ok, technically it's fumbling walleye so they get spined.

Posted by: DaveA at February 17, 2015 05:34 PM (DL2i+)

119 He was just mad that he wasn't invited to the White House Terrorism...er, extremism meeting today. Discrimination.

So it's Obama's fault!

Posted by: PJ at February 17, 2015 05:34 PM (cHuNI)

120 114
I was once asked by a large black man if I was Jewish. Just out of the
blue, on public transportation out in California. It was pretty damn
disturbing to me then, but all I did was back away from him and keep an
eye on him, making sure he got off the train first.



Nowadays I'd be even more afraid, at least in California. There's CCW where I live now.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at February 17, 2015 05:32 PM (Opyrm)

Pretty sure that is racist.

Posted by: Eric Holder at February 17, 2015 05:34 PM (FHh8u)

121 They will continue lying to you, forever.

Posted by: Ace


Ah, but will we listen?

It is true that:

a. The MSM is controlled by America-hating leftists;
b. They will lie and lie and lie to us with no end in sight.
c. They will never ever voluntarily give up control of the MSM.

HOWEVER, what they can't control is how many people pay attention to those lies.

The "mainstream" part of "mainstream media" has been becoming less and less true with every passing year since 1992 (i.e. since the World Wide Web arrived and the media overtly pimped for Clinton -- coincidentally in the same year).

Eventually, if the trends continue, the number of people who get their news from the MSM will drop to below 10% - -at which point it will be a fringe source.

The problem, however =, remains that the MSM still has some control over the zeitgeist - -i.e. determining what we even talk about (although they can't control what we say about any topic).

So, because of the MSM, we yap yap yap about gay marriage or racism, even though those are peripheral unimportant issues.

We must constantly corrode their influence.

Posted by: zombie at February 17, 2015 05:34 PM (K4YiS)

122 You know, if he would have just added, "or I'll stab you in the head", he might have gotten a couple of converts.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 17, 2015 05:33 PM (kdS6q)


Well, let's face it, that is the normal way of "encouraging" converts to a psychotic death cult Islam.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 17, 2015 05:35 PM (V+kmg)

123 BREAKING : After brief religious discussion with ISIS, Coptic Christians lose their heads.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 17, 2015 05:35 PM (TJCSB)

124 Posted by: nnptcgrad at February 17, 2015 05:32 PM (Opyrm)

Pretty sure that is racist.


Posted by: Eric Holder at February 17, 2015 05:34 PM (FHh8u)

Oh and congrats on your graduation from former nuke.

Posted by: Eric Holder at February 17, 2015 05:35 PM (FHh8u)

125 Ace : 1938: TRAINS BEGIN TRANSPORTING EUROPE'S JEWRY TO UNKNOWN LOCATIONS TO THE EAST, AFTER A DISCUSSION OF RELIGION

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 17, 2015 05:36 PM (TJCSB)

126 If they "engaged in conversation" to the point of being asked what religious superstition they cling to

You know they kill atheists, too, right?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 05:36 PM (MMC8r)

127 "Let me know if you need some snakes for that, because I can round up some rattlers from my yard real quick."

Ha, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have to look to hard to find some around here either.

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 05:36 PM (MYCIw)

128 Did Bloomberg weigh in on why it was good for the victims to not have firearms?

Posted by: FDR's Television at February 17, 2015 05:36 PM (ne2fm)

129 I saw Hate Crimes open up for Hakeem "Stabby" Jones at the Joe Louis arena back in '74

Posted by: fast eddie felson at February 17, 2015 05:36 PM (6E2VN)

130 No, not Muslim, but have you heard of the power of multi-level marketing?

Posted by: Amway Rep at February 17, 2015 05:36 PM (JO9+V)

131 Time to crank up the "when we're sent to the camps" meme.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 05:37 PM (FsuaD)

132
I think this might be the guy:
http://tinyurl.com/krckvlj
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Nope. This guy is responsible.
https://plus.google.com/u/0/110031535020051778989
Posted by: Chef Boyardee




Found him.

http://tinyurl.com/pzz7jcj

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 17, 2015 05:37 PM (kdS6q)

133 zombie - the problem is that the major news media have been running on fumes for a while now, they are all propped up by their advertisers.

And as long as millions of people watch television, the advertisers can continue to fund the news media as a "loss leader."

Posted by: Null at February 17, 2015 05:37 PM (xjpRj)

134 This is the kind of conversations I have often had at bus stops:

Do you like redundant praise choruses in which people have to stand up for 20 minutes before the worship services begins?

Yes

STAB

Other than that I'm a fairly peaceful person. ;^)

Yes, that was a joke-NSA. I have never actually stabbed anyone or wanted to, but people playing let's pretend about Islam and being cowardly about not saying that JEWS were killed in Paris or that CHRISTIANS were beheaded by ISIS does make me a bit irritable.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2015 05:37 PM (DXzRD)

135 Let me know if you need some snakes for that, because I can round up some rattlers from my yard real quick.

Posted by: AZ moron at February 17, 2015 05:31 PM (Fnyc2

-------------------
Not such a hot idea.

Posted by: Zombie Steve Irwin at February 17, 2015 05:37 PM (HBAcW)

136 Are you muslim?

Were those your balls?
* returning right foot to ground *

Posted by: DaveA at February 17, 2015 05:37 PM (DL2i+)

137 The correct answer is: "the same as Obama".

Posted by: t-bird at February 17, 2015 05:38 PM (j37Ud)

138 Just bring your shotgun to the local bus stop....and some paste. You could be there for a while and may need a snack.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 17, 2015 05:38 PM (WGm5T)

139 Don't listen to that Amway guy. He's full of shit.

Posted by: Your Local Herbalife Representative at February 17, 2015 05:38 PM (xo18g)

140 Forget rattlesnakes. Face-hugging camel spiders for the win.

Easy to transport, fling one on muzzie, stroll away, whistling.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 05:39 PM (FsuaD)

141 You don't see this with Catholics. After religious discussions, they are usually too drunk to handle a knife with any dexterity.

-
Shortly after I married, My ultra liberal sister and her ultra liberal husband met my wife's family for the first time. The big thing in the news then was the OJ trial. My BIL expressed the opinion that OJ had too much to lose and would never have done it and besides it would be too difficult for one man armed with only a knife to kill two people. My father-in-aw, who was born in Kentucky during the Depression and held a certain view regarding people of color, responded, "I don't know. N*****rs are good with a knife."

My wife almost died of embarrassment.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2015 05:39 PM (XUKZU)

142 . . . and there's not a gott danged thing you can do about it!

Posted by: Billy Jack at February 17, 2015 05:39 PM (JO9+V)

143 I thought the High Horse meant John Kerry was holding.

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo at February 17, 2015 05:39 PM (Y92Nd)

144 What I want to know is, why aren't the moderate stabbers up in arms about this?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 17, 2015 05:39 PM (KH1sk)

145
possible case of on your way to workplace violence

Posted by: kj at February 17, 2015 05:40 PM (lKyWE)

146 @ 113

Flint and Detroit. They ruin the state. And then there's Benton Harbor, which is West Detroit/North Gary. If not for MSU and the seat of government, Lansing would probably be another shithole with closed GM plants.

Grand Rapids, Muskegon, and everything north of St. Johns is really nice. And there's the UP.

Yoopers should secede and re-open their iron and copper mines.

Posted by: weew at February 17, 2015 05:40 PM (0tmLY)

147 "They bring a knife, we bring a gun."

Isn't that some shit the JEF said?

Alrighty then. Say "hi" to my friend Mr. Glock.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 05:41 PM (FsuaD)

148
23 months to go...

The damage is incredible and will take decades to repair.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 17, 2015 05:41 PM (1Y+hH)

149 mama devolution

you think just like dear Kayla

remember her

they gave her away for a terrorist to fuck

and then they killed her

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 05:41 PM (zOTsN)

150 He was a moderate stabber. Only used a 3-inch knife.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 17, 2015 05:41 PM (JO9+V)

151 @144 What I want to know is, why aren't the moderate stabbers up in arms about this?
----------------------

Stabbers are, by their nature, moderate. If he were an extremist, then he'd be hacking heads off or burning them alive.

Posted by: junior at February 17, 2015 05:41 PM (UWFpX)

152 Random urban violence, unlike fighting over a parking spot.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at February 17, 2015 05:41 PM (Y92Nd)

153 Police: Muslim man stabs two after discussion about religious beliefs.

Wow, WaPo. Just. Wow.

You outdid yourselves. Congrats.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 17, 2015 05:41 PM (shFKH)

154 140
Forget rattlesnakes. Face-hugging camel spiders for the win.

Easy to transport, fling one on muzzie, stroll away, whistling.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 05:39 PM (FsuaD)

Ask me about a fool proof plan to avoid getting stabbed at bus stops by stab-happy muslims.

Posted by: Goat Suit Merchant at February 17, 2015 05:41 PM (FHh8u)

155 He was a moderate stabber. Only used a 3-inch knife.

Blade envy.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 05:42 PM (MMC8r)

156 But Eric the Dread Holder says we're not at war so We have that going for us...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 17, 2015 05:42 PM (Bn6aD)

157 Ask me about a fool proof plan to avoid getting stabbed at bus stops by stab-happy muslims.
Posted by: Goat Suit Merchant at February 17, 2015 05:41 PM (FHh8u)


I think wearing a goat suit would still get you 'stabbed', in a manner of speaking.

Posted by: weew at February 17, 2015 05:43 PM (0tmLY)

158 None of you morons did a
You'd think the French would be familiar with the "off with there heads" routine joke in the prior thread.

I am disappoint.

Posted by: DaveA at February 17, 2015 05:43 PM (DL2i+)

159 FIRST AMENDMENT WOUNDS TWO

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 05:43 PM (MMC8r)

160 "Hawkins added that "we do know that he was not happy that [the victims] indicated that"

I just luv these little witticisms of the FBI-/sarc-

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2015 05:43 PM (DXzRD)

161 Ask me about a fool proof plan to avoid getting stabbed at bus stops by stab-happy muslims.
Posted by: Goat Suit Merchant at February 17, 2015 05:41 PM


Oh, you'll still be getting 'stabbed' IYKWIMAITYD...

Posted by: A Stab-Happy Muslim at February 17, 2015 05:43 PM (h4vJk)

162 Sheesh - how hard is it to write "Man stabs two because they are not Muslim?"

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at February 17, 2015 05:43 PM (F192H)

163 It would be amusing for some muzzie idiot to try that here in Georgia.

It's stunning the number of people (legally) packing. Son, being one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 05:44 PM (FsuaD)

164 This behavior is My Religion and you must cow to it.



Mmmmm. Cow. Ribeyes.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2015 05:44 PM (u/JYv)

165 >>>The damage is incredible and will take decades to repair.

---------

Damage? Was it damage when that guy took a hammer to White Privilege and bashed the nose off Michaelangelo's Pieta?

Posted by: Barky I Numbnuts at February 17, 2015 05:44 PM (xo18g)

166 Although authorities have not made a statement on the suspect's motive

Oh, FFS.

How long do we have to pretend like there's any doubt about why Mohammedans commit this kind of violence?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 17, 2015 05:18 PM (kff5f)

Maybe he didn't like their accents?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 17, 2015 05:44 PM (shFKH)

167 i'm feeling pretty stabby myself

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 05:44 PM (zOTsN)

168 I guess that "peaceful" religion hype was a typo for "in pieces" religion.

Oh, honey, I am going to profile worse than ever! Do not mess with me when I am this unstable (note to keep raw bacon in purse at all times, rancid or not...even better, will say dog licked it then up nose of stabber).

I guess this is why I do not live in Detroit.

Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 05:44 PM (dMEBN)

169 "Do you like redundant praise choruses in which people have to stand up for 20 minutes before the worship services begins?

Yes

STAB "

Yes lord, yes lord, yes lord, yes. Yes lord, yes lord, yes lord, yes. Yes lord, yes lord, yes lord, yes. Amen

*punches barefoot worship leader in the gut and runs away*

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 05:45 PM (MYCIw)

170 WaPo: What happened?


Major John Reisman: Oh, the gentleman from the South had a question about the dining
arrangements. He and his comrades are discussing place settings now.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 17, 2015 05:45 PM (JO9+V)

171 I think wearing a goat suit would still get you 'stabbed', in a manner of speaking.

Posted by: weew at February 17, 2015 05:43 PM (0tmLY)

-------

Mark Steyn's classic on Ayatollah Khoumeni's goat etiquette:

http://tinyurl.com/7lw37dy

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at February 17, 2015 05:46 PM (HBAcW)

172 I wouldn't line a bird cage with the WaPo or NYT. It would piss off the bird.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 05:46 PM (FsuaD)

173 Just some random folk stabbing some other random folk at a place where random folks go to random jobs in a random country.

Posted by: Jukin at February 17, 2015 05:46 PM (WGm5T)

174 Police: Muslim man stabs two after discussion about religious beliefs

*ahem*

Posted by: The Scorpion at February 17, 2015 05:46 PM (rwI+c)

175 Alex, I'll answer 'The Crusades' for 100, 200, 400, 800 and 1, 00. That's what your mother screamed last night.

Little did I know it was a brand name of lube.

Posted by: Sean Connery at February 17, 2015 05:46 PM (zxQ4h)

176 If Republican obstructionists wouldn't kill Dear Leader's Jobs Bills this would not have happened.

Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 05:46 PM (7RXcs)

177 If Republican obstructionists wouldn't kill Dear Leader's Jobs Bills this would not have happened.

Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 05:46 PM (7RXcs)

178 If Republican obstructionists wouldn't kill Dear Leader's Jobs Bills this would not have happened.

Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 05:46 PM (7RXcs)

179 potential charges? These savages should not ever be be in court. Are there no armed citizens in Michigan? or are they lousy shots or what?

Seriously leaving rabid dogs for the justice system to deal with is stupid and stupid will get you killed sooner or later.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 17, 2015 05:47 PM (dkExz)

180 Also, is "folding knife" the sharp-object equivalent of "assault weapons"?

Posted by: FDR's Television at February 17, 2015 05:47 PM (ne2fm)

181 a triple


stab that

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 05:47 PM (zOTsN)

182 Concealed carry would have taken care of this problem.


Knife fight vs gun. One dead Mohammedan


I have pretty much decided when I leave home, I am not leaving without a gun. PERIOD

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 05:47 PM (0FSuD)

183
I wouldn't line a bird cage with the WaPo or NYT. It would piss off the bird.

or make it really stupid

Posted by: kj at February 17, 2015 05:47 PM (lKyWE)

184 141... My BIL expressed the opinion that OJ had too much to lose and would never have done it and besides it would be too difficult for one man armed with only a knife to kill two people.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2015 05:39 PM (XUKZU)

----------

That guy who beheaded a woman in Oklahoma City cut off her head and was well on his way to killing the second one, when he was stopped by a bullet.

But then...liberals; they're gonna believe what they want to.

Posted by: wheatie at February 17, 2015 05:47 PM (IAa7O)

185 Conversation Over Islam Leads to Stabbing, Police Baffled

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 05:47 PM (MMC8r)

186 #Donotkillrandomfolksatbusstops

Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 17, 2015 05:48 PM (WGm5T)

187 180 Also, is "folding knife" the sharp-object equivalent of "assault weapons"?

Will it be considered a hate crime?


Hahahahaha, I even make myself laugh on that one

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 17, 2015 05:48 PM (Bn6aD)

188 This looks suspiciously like a SSJ operation.

Posted by: FDR's Television at February 17, 2015 05:48 PM (ne2fm)

189 My BIL expressed the opinion that OJ had too much to lose and would never have done it and besides it would be too difficult for one man armed with only a knife to kill two people.

Hi!

Posted by: Richard Speck at February 17, 2015 05:48 PM (MMC8r)

190 Yoopers should secede and re-open their iron and copper mines.

Posted by: weew at February 17, 2015 05:40 PM (0tmLY)

Absolutely fucking right!
And it is beautiful.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at February 17, 2015 05:49 PM (R8hU8)

191 Crazy black dudes are why I avoid public transportation.
A bunch of times I've been stuck on a subway with some crazy black dude ranting about white people this or white bitches that and just acting like a violent nutter. Everybody sits there and doesn't react, hoping to not draw his attention and escape at the next stop.

It's weird, everybody just pretend the guy making violent racial threats just ... isn't there.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 17, 2015 05:49 PM (ZPrif)

192 They are saying Detroit, I am betting it's Dearborn.


Largest Mohammedan population in the country.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 05:49 PM (0FSuD)

193
They will continue lying to you, forever.
.....................
You were wondering about eternal torment? We play endless loops of Obama's speeches with intros by Brian Williams.

Posted by: The Devil at February 17, 2015 05:49 PM (wAQA5)

194 #KnifeFreeZones

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 05:49 PM (MMC8r)

195 There should be a stab reverse button for this by other religions. "Why are you asking, Mo?" Stab.

Is there a spray of bacon mist? Like those essential oils...I would bet I could sell it on Amazon! I mean, heck, deer hunters buy eau du urine of deer, right? Right? Just spray the bacon mist around and a protective screen for potential stabbers. As a bonus they would get off plane.

Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 05:50 PM (dMEBN)

196 a lutheran


wisconsin vs missouri synod

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 05:50 PM (zOTsN)

197 Yes, WaPO. They had a lengthly discussion about the Koran and various Hadith vs The Book of Revelation and other apocalyptic literature in both the Muslim and Jewish and Christian, traditions. This lasted an extensive time because the bus was delayed because of snow, whereupon the man who might have Muslim- but we can't confirm that-, was showing the other person the proper way to hold a knife safely but he tripped and inadvertently injured the other man who wasn't Muslim

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2015 05:50 PM (DXzRD)

198 Woot!

UPS: your package has been delivered.
Delivery Date: Tuesday, 02/17/2015
Delivery Time: 04:36 PM



Posted by: toby928(C) at February 17, 2015 05:50 PM (rwI+c)

199 I await president fuckstick's announcement about how this is a bad thing and we must not react against the cult of pedophilia.

Posted by: Jukin at February 17, 2015 05:51 PM (WGm5T)

200 The Ghostbusters rule applies here. If someone asks if you're a muslim, you say YES.

Posted by: Shakes at February 17, 2015 05:51 PM (fsTl5)

201 As a bonus they would get off plane.



Pigskin leather seats.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2015 05:51 PM (u/JYv)

202 Obviously, they told him about the Crusades.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 05:51 PM (MMC8r)

203 Jesus ululating Christ.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2015 05:51 PM (2Ojst)

204 thanks to their stupid beards and macrame hats, we won't need to ask questions.

Posted by: X at February 17, 2015 05:52 PM (UqJ2q)

205 G-D please save America. Have we not been punished enough?

Posted by: JOB at February 17, 2015 05:52 PM (nzKvP)

206 G-D please save America. Have we not been punished enough?

Posted by: JOB at February 17, 2015 05:52 PM (nzKvP)

207 Headline revised to

Hate Crime Charges Likely After Muslim Man Survives Knife Attack During Religious Argument

Posted by: zombie at February 17, 2015 05:52 PM (K4YiS)

208 200
The Ghostbusters rule applies here. If someone asks if you're a muslim, you say YES.


Or draw.

Posted by: Jukin at February 17, 2015 05:52 PM (WGm5T)

209 198
Woot!



UPS: your package has been delivered.

Delivery Date: Tuesday, 02/17/2015

Delivery Time: 04:36 PM









Posted by: toby928(C) at February 17, 2015 05:50 PM (rwI+c)

Hey thanks!

Posted by: Guy following UPS truck at February 17, 2015 05:52 PM (FHh8u)

210 They are saying Detroit, I am betting it's Dearborn.

It was in Southfield, Michigan; north-west-ish of Detroit proper.

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 17, 2015 05:52 PM (2Ayux)

211 200 The Ghostbusters rule applies here. If someone asks if you're a muslim, you say YES.
Posted by: Shakes at February 17, 2015 05:51 PM (fsTl5)

I'm curious who the victims are, demographics-wise. Was the guy proselytizing and was shocked when they didn't give him a "praise Allah" or what?

Posted by: FDR's Television at February 17, 2015 05:52 PM (ne2fm)

212 You were wondering about eternal torment? We play endless loops of Obama's speeches with intros by Brian Williams.
_______________

Is Lyin' Brian bowing to me, like he did in that interview?

I liked that.

Brian be my bitch.

Posted by: Barry Obama at February 17, 2015 05:52 PM (Fnyc2)

213 The Ghostbusters rule applies here. If someone asks if you're a muslim, you say YES.

----

Yeah, I'm going to not say yes.

Posted by: SH at February 17, 2015 05:53 PM (gmeXX)

214 echo

Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 05:53 PM (7RXcs)

215 ohhhhhhh

Job the man not jobs the work

the kill becuase they are creating job the man

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 05:53 PM (zOTsN)

216 SIgh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2015 05:53 PM (nzKvP)

217 Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 17, 2015 05:49 PM (ZPrif)

To be fair, there are crazy people of both sexes and all races on public transportation. Or in public, for that matter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2015 05:53 PM (wt/Oq)

218 Random attack by random man at random bus stop after random discussion.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2015 05:54 PM (DXzRD)

219 no one should be targeted because of how they worship....

unless they are not muslims

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 05:54 PM (zOTsN)

220 @92

Just another lone wolf. Nothing to see here. Probably a gang member and crack head, yeah that's it.


He's a good boy, he's been out of prison for a month or so and is on his way to a new life when these RACIST White Christians insulted him

Posted by: WH Press Sec at February 17, 2015 05:54 PM (0FSuD)

221 At least they don't bother you at home like the Jehovah's Witnesses.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 05:54 PM (MMC8r)

222 OT: Okay guys, I just placed disc 1 of "Girls: Season 1" in the player. Let's see how long I can hold out before I claw at my eyes.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 17, 2015 05:55 PM (KH1sk)

223 At least they don't bother you at home like the Jehovah's Witnesses.

They don't even bother me anymore, since The Incident.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 17, 2015 05:55 PM (rwI+c)

224 This week has been a great illustration of the unfairness inherent in the system. Atheists and Muslims are just committing the hate-crimes that American Christians aren't willing to commit. Melting pot, bitches. Now get in the cage.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 17, 2015 05:55 PM (2cS/G)

225 You guys go ahead and laugh and joke. But believe me, you don't want to be witness to what happens when a guy gets stabbed. You'll never get those images out of your head.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 17, 2015 05:55 PM (FHh8u)

226
>>>The damage is incredible and will take decades to repair.
.........................
Sorry sir but she's totaled. The repairs would cost more than she's worth, and require special tools that we don't have.

Posted by: wth - Taco Truck Nation Auto Service, Inc. at February 17, 2015 05:56 PM (wAQA5)

227 Boy, the news just keeps getting better and better, doesn't it?

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2015 05:56 PM (sdi6R)

228 212 You were wondering about eternal torment? We play endless loops of Obama's speeches with intros by Brian Williams.
_______________

Or a continuous loop of obama dancing with Mooch on the first Inaugural ball.... Steffie Stefapolis and His wife crying as the pair of grifters dance to "At Last." The flashback of that night with Mooch in that toilet paper dress and the dis- belief that he could have won will be forever seared in My memory...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 17, 2015 05:56 PM (Bn6aD)

229 191 Crazy black dudes are why I avoid public transportation.
A bunch of times I've been stuck on a subway with some crazy black dude ranting about white people this or white bitches that and just acting like a violent nutter. Everybody sits there and doesn't react, hoping to not draw his attention and escape at the next stop.

It's weird, everybody just pretend the guy making violent racial threats just ... isn't there.
Posted by: Costanza Defense[


Try riding BART sometime. How bejesus, that scenario happens every single day.

The other thing that happens 50,000 times/day is that professional criminals will walk up and down the train looking for a loose iPhone or purse to snatch, and the white liberals simultaneously want to clutch their purses tighter AND not appear to be the kind of racist who clutches their purses tighter when a black guy walks by.

So they break out in a sweat, unable to cope with their cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: zombie at February 17, 2015 05:56 PM (K4YiS)

230 Just so we can update the urban dictionary.

Youths = blacks teens.
Random person killed = Jew.
Random person killing = muslim.

Posted by: Jukin at February 17, 2015 05:56 PM (WGm5T)

231 222 OT: Okay guys, I just placed disc 1 of "Girls: Season 1" in the player. Let's see how long I can hold out before I claw at my eyes.


Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 17, 2015 05:55 PM (KH1sk)

Why in the heck would you be doing a thing like that?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2015 05:56 PM (wt/Oq)

232 213
The Ghostbusters rule applies here. If someone asks if you're a muslim, you say YES.



Speak in gibberish like you do not understand, pull out pistol and strach you nose with it.



Problem solved

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 05:56 PM (0FSuD)

233 If I had a son . . . .

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at February 17, 2015 05:57 PM (FHh8u)

234 I have a mezuzah on the frame of the front door

so

they come to my house they will know

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 05:57 PM (zOTsN)

235
FYI

Free one year subscription to National Review:

http://cdn.mercurymagazines.com/121-1211796/index.html

No cost and not auto-renewal, although you will get renewal offers -- which go straight into the trash around here.

Select other/student to avoid the job questions.

Use these guys all the time, as do the deal sites, so it's safe.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 17, 2015 05:57 PM (kdS6q)

236 This event WILL NOT make the MSM. Local story bitches. He's Black, move along.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 05:57 PM (0FSuD)

237 they stab 2 of yours, you end 4 of their imams.

Posted by: X at February 17, 2015 05:58 PM (UqJ2q)

238 @197 Yes, WaPO. They had a lengthly discussion about the Koran and various Hadith vs The Book of Revelation and other apocalyptic literature in both the Muslim and Jewish and Christian, traditions. This lasted an extensive time because the bus was delayed because of snow, whereupon the man who might have Muslim- but we can't confirm that-, was showing the other person the proper way to hold a knife safely but he tripped and inadvertently injured the other man who wasn't Muslim
----------------------

Twice.

Posted by: junior at February 17, 2015 05:58 PM (UWFpX)

239 222 OT: Okay guys, I just placed disc 1 of "Girls: Season 1" in the player. Let's see how long I can hold out before I claw at my eyes.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 17, 2015 05:55 PM (KH1sk)

---------

Don't do it!
It's worse than listening to Vogon Poetry!

Posted by: wheatie at February 17, 2015 05:58 PM (IAa7O)

240 Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 17, 2015 05:55 PM (KH1sk)

Why are you doing that to yourself?

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 17, 2015 05:59 PM (+XMAD)

241

My friends, we have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House.


Posted by: John McCain at February 17, 2015 05:59 PM (kFxpe)

242 F*** "hate crimes" altogether.

And not because we should now start extra-prosecuting people of color for them, as people of whiteness are prosecuted, but beccause the entire concept institutionalizes criminalization of politically incorrect thought, as opposed to intentionality to commit harm.

Posted by: NYC Parent, H8 Club Div at February 17, 2015 05:59 PM (HEo6y)

243 A friend of mine tell the tale of his one trip to Rue Bourbon on actual Fat Tuesday. He was in a crowd, packed like sardines when suddenly the guy behind him bumped into him hard. He pushed the guy back, but then he bumped him again. This happened a couple of times and so he twisted around to give the guy whatfor when he realized that the man was being stabbed repeatedly in the stomach from the other side and that's why he was reeling back against him.

He told me he about pissed himself because he couldn't get away in the thick crowd. And that he would never go back again.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 17, 2015 06:00 PM (rwI+c)

244 Hey, HA just linked to The Prophet Ace, blessed be his name.


Nice

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 06:00 PM (0FSuD)

245 Men without chests are easy to stab.
Posted by: weew
-----------------------

C.S Lewis post winner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 06:00 PM (vPh3W)

246 lets not call it hate crime then

lets call it attempted genocide

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 06:00 PM (zOTsN)

247 It's okay guys, I just want to see what my pain threshold is. And clock starts...now!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 17, 2015 06:00 PM (KH1sk)

248 Allah wanted us to commit random acts of kindness and stabbings...mostly stabbings

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 17, 2015 06:01 PM (7RXcs)

249 This happened a couple of times and so he twisted around to give the guy whatfor when he realized that the man was being stabbed repeatedly in the stomach from the other side and that's why he was reeling back against him.

Still no reason to be rude.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 06:01 PM (MMC8r)

250 My BIL expressed the opinion that OJ had too much to lose and would never have done it and besides it would be too difficult for one man armed with only a knife to kill two people.
___________________

A woman and a skinny Jewish waiter versus a former NFL player, who happened to be enraged and hopped-up on drugs at the time of the killings.

Plus, OJ most likely had already seriously injured/incapacitated Nicole by the time the Goldman guy showed up and tried to intervene.

Posted by: That moocher guy who slept on the couch at February 17, 2015 06:01 PM (Fnyc2)

251 Pretty sure one can catch chlamydia just from handling a "Girls" DVD.

Posted by: boulder terlet hobo at February 17, 2015 06:01 PM (5qrli)

252 Here's a picture of Stabby McStabberson.

http://tinyurl.com/kf8na46

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2015 06:01 PM (XUKZU)

253 My quatrains foretold the coming of the third antichrist.

Posted by: Nostradamus at February 17, 2015 06:01 PM (kFxpe)

254 He probably just wanted to be sure of getting a seat on the bus.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 06:01 PM (MMC8r)

255
Robo Goat Time! Quick see their eyes glow green:

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/goatslive

Spooky!

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 17, 2015 06:02 PM (iQIUe)

256 Rats. There already is a bacon mist for tricking dogs into eating. Prissy dogs that I would not deal with, as my Golden's would eat the entire crate of dog food until they died. However, bacon cologne for travel.

Well, hail. I can't find a linky thing anymore on this here blog. If you look up "bacon mist" it is for sale on Amazon. Sobs. Another idea down the shataff bidet. I did learn today that they pray before and after their bidness, and must enter loo with left foot and leave with right. Men sit to pee. The things I learn reading this smart military blog. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 06:02 PM (dMEBN)

257 OT: to all Morons about to embark on Lent, I pray that your penance will glorify the Lord and advance your sanctification. (Great t-shirt- "Weak on Sanctification.") Please say a prayer for me; truly weak on that count!

Posted by: LadyS at February 17, 2015 06:02 PM (5dip8)

258 244 Hey, HA just linked to The Prophet Ace, blessed be his name.


Nice
Posted by: Nip Sip


So when Ace then links to that post, we'll get caught in an infinite do-loop and the computer's voice will get higher and higher until it explodes!

Posted by: zombie at February 17, 2015 06:02 PM (K4YiS)

259 The classic "Fundamentalist Church of England":

Starts a bit before 5:00

http://tinyurl.com/cr8havz

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 17, 2015 06:02 PM (Y5I9o)

260 hes the muslim Rosa Parks

I denounce myself and will report for re education post haste

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 06:02 PM (zOTsN)

261 Time to party like it's 1939.

Posted by: Prince at February 17, 2015 06:03 PM (zxQ4h)

262 Here's a picture of Stabby McStabberson.

Those eyelids are at least a misdemeanor all by themselves.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 17, 2015 06:03 PM (rwI+c)

263 11 Mohammedanism is an evil death cult.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 17, 2015 05:16 PM (kff5f)

Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: despair at February 17, 2015 06:04 PM (dcY7v)

264
*** unavailable for comment ***

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at February 17, 2015 06:04 PM (kFxpe)

265 As a point of order, these people (Paris, Copenhagen, now Detroit) are not terrorists. I'm not saying this because "terrorist" is pejorative (it is) but because it's inaccurate.

Their fighters, warriors. They're the enemy. Perhaps they're "another man's freedom fighter" (I won't argue that) but they're fighters nonetheless.

They're fighters in a worldwide insurrection and it's time to treat them as such.

Posted by: FireHorse at February 17, 2015 06:04 PM (KTXxI)

266 Coming Soon to the Middle East!
State Department Job Fair.
We're hiring analysts

Posted by: Barky at February 17, 2015 06:04 PM (vPh3W)

267 high and untreated graves disease is no way to go through life

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 06:05 PM (zOTsN)

268 Less than two minutes in and I hate her. Maybe that is the point. I will press on.

Will my quest be like an H. Rider Haggard novel, where we lose members of our party the deeper we go into the jungle, or will it be a Lovecraft romp, where I see That Which Cannot Be Unseen, and go mad?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 17, 2015 06:05 PM (KH1sk)

269 Posted by: LadyS at February 17, 2015 06:02 PM (5dip

A holy Lent to you, LadyS and let us pray for each other. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2015 06:05 PM (DXzRD)

270 It's such a pleasure to take the bus
And leave the stabbing to us.

Posted by: al-Greyhound at February 17, 2015 06:05 PM (MMC8r)

271 @252


That dude was stoned out of his mind. Look at the mug shot. They fail to mention he just got out of jail for another assault.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 06:05 PM (0FSuD)

272 So when Ace then links to that post, we'll get caught in an infinite do-loop and the computer's voice will get higher and higher until it explodes!

Posted by: zombie at February 17, 2015 06:02 PM (K4YiS)

I like how you party!

Posted by: flounder at February 17, 2015 06:05 PM (FHh8u)

273

It's one thing to steal our money and then take our liberty.

But to endanger our lives with threats from abroad and home is, or at least should be, the last fucking straw.

Tree of Liberty. Blood of tyrants. Assembly is required and long overdue.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2015 06:06 PM (CMkNk)

274 "high and untreated graves disease is no way to go through life"

Tell me about it. One of my husband's brothers has graves and once nearly got into a fist fight at my son's birthday party over a discussion on the proper way to deal with pirates.

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 06:06 PM (MYCIw)

275 268 Less than two minutes in and I hate her. Maybe that is the point. I will press on.

Will my quest be like an H. Rider Haggard novel, where we lose members of our party the deeper we go into the jungle, or will it be a Lovecraft romp, where I see That Which Cannot Be Unseen, and go mad?


Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 17, 2015 06:05 PM (KH1sk)

Are you giving up sanity or good taste for Lent? I am trying to understand the motivation here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2015 06:07 PM (wt/Oq)

276 Hey, JJ how much snow did you all get?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 06:07 PM (0FSuD)

277 HE'S A GOOD BOY!

Posted by: Mother Stabby Bus Muslim at February 17, 2015 06:07 PM (MMC8r)

278 highhorse


take a look at his mugshot and behold this mighty warrior

i see your point however, they are enemies and what they do is enemy action

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 17, 2015 06:07 PM (zOTsN)

279 270 It's such a pleasure to take the bus
And leave the stabbing to us.
Posted by: al-Greyhound at February 17, 2015 06:05 PM (MMC8r)


IIRC, someone was actually decapitate on an intercity bus a year or so ago. But it was not a swarthy-loner-related incident.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2015 06:07 PM (CMkNk)

280 252
Here's a picture of Stabby McStabberson.



http://tinyurl.com/kf8na46

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2015 06:01 PM (XUKZU)


Yikes! Help me out, Horde. What Star Wars character does he remind you of?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 06:08 PM (FsuaD)

281 "46
"Are you a Muslim"?



Well let me answer you this way: " Is this a Glock"? As you point your Glock at his nose

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2015 05:21 PM (nzKvP)"

That is not a particularly good approach from either a tactical or legal point of view. Head shots are difficult under the best of circumstances. Pointing a loaded gun at somebody is assault with a deadly weapon and is not legally justified unless you are defending yourself or others from death or great bodily injury, in which case you are also justified in pulling the trigger. The better approach is to print out this article and keep it in your pocket. Then if someone asks you "Are you a Muslim?" pull out your Glock and fire three quick rounds into his torso. Aim for the center of mass and keep shooting until he is no longer a threat. Many interpret no longer being a threat to mean when he stops moving.


When the police show up, hand them the article and say that you were in reasonable fear for your life. The article demonstrates that your fear is reasonable and your actions justifiable.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 17, 2015 06:08 PM (KDbAT)

282 Madison, WI hit by anti-semitism vandalism spree over the weekend. Of course no determination of a hate crime

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 06:08 PM (HHawz)

283 Jabba's pig-guard?

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 17, 2015 06:08 PM (rwI+c)

284 If that guy only had a good job, this wouldn't have happened.

Posted by: M. Harf at February 17, 2015 06:08 PM (vPh3W)

285 276 Hey, JJ how much snow did you all get?
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 06:07 PM (0FSuD)


3 inches in Central Park, which is essentially nothing on the streets. This afternoon was actually sunny and pleasant outside.

Looks like my air travel tomorrow won't be affected.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2015 06:09 PM (CMkNk)

286 252 Here's a picture of Stabby McStabberson.

http://tinyurl.com/kf8na46
Posted by: The Great White Snark


And you all thought my user name referred to a fictional being!

That photo is proof that zombies are real, baby.

Posted by: zombie at February 17, 2015 06:09 PM (K4YiS)

287 Are you giving up sanity or good taste for Lent? I am trying to understand the motivation here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2015 06:07 PM (wt/Oq)
----
Self-flagellation?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 17, 2015 06:09 PM (KH1sk)

288 269. Thank you, FS.

Posted by: LadyS at February 17, 2015 06:09 PM (5dip8)

289 When the police show up, hand them the article and say that you were in reasonable fear for your life. The article demonstrates that your fear is reasonable and your actions justifiable.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February

Throw away knives are cheaper than throw away guns. Or so I've been told

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 06:10 PM (HHawz)

290
IIRC, someone was actually decapitate on an intercity bus a year or so ago. But it was not a swarthy-loner-related incident.


There's a case in Canada, too (but Generic Lunatic).

That's why I stick to boxcars for my travelling.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 06:10 PM (MMC8r)

291 280 Yikes! Help me out, Horde. What Star Wars character does he remind you of?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 06:08 PM (FsuaD)


Looks more like something from Matt Groening's universe of freaks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2015 06:10 PM (CMkNk)

292
222 OT: Okay guys, I just placed disc 1 of "Girls: Season 1" in the player. Let's see how long I can hold out before I claw at my eyes.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 17, 2015 05:55 PM (KH1sk)
......................
Is that the season with the episode where Desi motorboats the butt?
Because if not, you're wasting your time.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2015 06:10 PM (wAQA5)

293 3 inches in Central Park

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2015 06:09 PM (CMkNk)



Those were the days.

Posted by: Aqualung at February 17, 2015 06:10 PM (vgIRn)

294
There's a case in Canada, too (but Generic Lunatic).



That's why I stick to boxcars for my travelling.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 06:10 PM (MMC8r)

Hunting's better, too.

Posted by: flounder at February 17, 2015 06:10 PM (FHh8u)

295 That's why I stick to boxcars for my travelling.

Hmm. That's were I do my hunting. Be sure to flash the Moron sign.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 17, 2015 06:11 PM (rwI+c)

296 HE'S A GOOD BOY!
Posted by: Mother Stabby Bus Muslim at February 17, 2015 06:07 PM (MMC8r)


& an aspiring rapper

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 17, 2015 06:11 PM (W5DcG)

297 Those were the days.
Posted by: Aqualung
--------------

I recall, Central Park and all
How you tore your dress...

Posted by: Wayne Newton at February 17, 2015 06:12 PM (vPh3W)

298 @281


Like I said, just pull your weapon out and strach your nose with it. Do not point it at anyone. I might turn on the laser site just, to you know, see what my nose looks like.



I think seeing that little red light gets their attention. Ruger RCP 380

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 06:12 PM (0FSuD)

299 I stand by my prediction that Barack Obama will finish his days on the run from America.

Posted by: X at February 17, 2015 06:12 PM (UqJ2q)

300 The media-cover bullshit is serious and I know I'm not supposed to laugh at that headline revision, but this is just comically stupid now.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at February 17, 2015 06:12 PM (CrJzY)

301 We are having the weirdest damned weather here in coastal Georgia. Tomorrow night and Thursday nights, temps below freezing. Then on Sunday, temps in the low 70's. Then cold again.

I blame Al Gore.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 06:13 PM (FsuaD)

302 252 Here's a picture of Stabby McStabberson.

http://tinyurl.com/kf8na46
Posted by: The Great White Snark

Let me guess. I'm white. I'm employed. Im a lutheran.

Therefore it's my fault.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 06:13 PM (HHawz)

303 Memo for Miss Harf:

Back in the day, we had a very sucessful jobs program for the VC and the North Vietnamese. It was called "Linebacker."

A similar program may work just as well with ISIS.

Posted by: VADM (Red) Cuthbert Collingwood RN (Mentioned in Despatches) at February 17, 2015 06:13 PM (1mtKP)

304 I stand by my prediction that Barack Obama will finish his days on the run ruining from America.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 06:14 PM (vPh3W)

305 It makes as much sense to let Muslims immigrate to the West as it does to import rabid dogs.

Posted by: despair at February 17, 2015 06:14 PM (dcY7v)

306 Here's a picture of Stabby McStabberson.

http://tinyurl.com/kf8na46

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2015 06:01 PM (XUKZU)



So, his mom and dad were brother and sister?

Posted by: naturalfake at February 17, 2015 06:14 PM (0cMkb)

307 Obviously this attack was motivated by his angst over global warming.

Posted by: madamemayhem at February 17, 2015 06:15 PM (WPm3x)

308 What a depressing day. Yet another of many in the Age of Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 06:15 PM (FsuaD)

309 Here's a picture of Stabby McStabberson.

http://tinyurl.com/kf8na46
Posted by: The Great White Snark


Looks like Jeh Johnson.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 17, 2015 06:15 PM (W5DcG)

310
"...Thomas pulled out a 3-inch folding knife..."
......................
See? If Muslims had jobs they could afford decent knives!

Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 06:15 PM (wAQA5)

311 09 Here's a picture of Stabby McStabberson.

http://tinyurl.com/kf8na46
Posted by: The Great White Snark

Amish?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 17, 2015 06:16 PM (Bn6aD)

312 308 What a depressing day. Yet another of many in the Age of Obama.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 06:15 PM (FsuaD)



Soon and very soon, we are going to see the King.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at February 17, 2015 06:16 PM (vgIRn)

313 Here's a picture of Stabby McStabberson.

http://tinyurl.com/kf8na46

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2015 06:01 PM (XUKZU)



If only he were wearing a beard and a turban,

then he could replace "Islamic Rage Boy" as the new worldwide poster boy for islam.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 17, 2015 06:16 PM (0cMkb)

314 I stand by my prediction that Barack Obama will finish his days on the run from America.

"Air Force One landed in South America while I was being arrested. As the world has seen, the blue and white 747 now sits empty on a tarmac at a remote Argentinean air base near the Andes, disabled and unflyable. The President has gone with the wind, and he is still a relatively young man, nearly a decade younger than me.

I have no doubt that he will eventually turn up somewhere in the developing world, someplace tropical and near the ocean, a land where the call of the muezzin is heard at sunset. A place where he will be admired for striking many hard blows at the Great Satan.

Coming home, the almost-conquering hero, while we face the hangman. It’s just so unfair that the fascist reactionaries will inherit America, and undo the work of generations to advance the human condition."

http://is.gd/Yl9hRI

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 17, 2015 06:17 PM (rwI+c)

315 Lauren, how is our incoming moron/ette doing?

Posted by: Vendette at February 17, 2015 06:17 PM (TEpA2)

316 Stabby had pot on him. Naughty goat fucker, naughty.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 06:17 PM (HHawz)

317 299 I stand by my prediction that Barack Obama will finish his days on the run from America.
______________

He damn sure will if I have anything to do with it.

Posted by: Justice at February 17, 2015 06:18 PM (Fnyc2)

318 Looks like part of Rev. Wrights flock...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 17, 2015 06:18 PM (Bn6aD)

319
252 Here's a picture of Stabby McStabberson.

http://tinyurl.com/kf8na46
Posted by: The Great White Snark
......................
Looks like a cross between Homer Simpson and Barry Soetoro.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2015 06:19 PM (wAQA5)

320 ...Thomas pulled out a 3-inch folding knife..

Heh....That's not a knife...

Posted by: Crocodile Dundee at February 17, 2015 06:19 PM (MMC8r)

321 OT: Turning on a light switch = RAPE

http://bit.ly/1DnBDSk

Posted by: The Light hat at February 17, 2015 06:19 PM (0Ew3K)

322 >& an aspiring rapper
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 17, 2015 06:11 PM (W5DcG)

He was on his way to church! er, mosque!

Posted by: fb at February 17, 2015 06:20 PM (JVEmw)

323
See? If Muslims had jobs they could afford decent knives!

Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 06:15 PM (wAQA5)


It's cheaper to hire a Mexican to do your stabbing. And they've ALL got knives.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 06:20 PM (MMC8r)

324
"Thomas pulled out a 3-inch folding knife..."






Slooooowly I turned.

Step by step. Inch by inch.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 17, 2015 06:20 PM (kdS6q)

325 Well, this is just peachy.

Italy has an immigration problem, just like we do.

The best part? Their immigrants are all coming from the middle east. There's no possible way that ends badly.

Oh, the best best part? Their military is 5000 men strong.

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 06:20 PM (MYCIw)

326 So..., will the DoJ scramble the troops to Detroit to investigate?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 06:20 PM (vPh3W)

327 Absurd comment from the White House in 5...4...3....

Posted by: MTF at February 17, 2015 06:21 PM (FCsIb)

328 Oh, I get it. It's take a terrorist to workweek!

Posted by: TheThinMan at February 17, 2015 06:21 PM (i94at)

329 Here's a picture of Stabby McStabberson.

http://tinyurl.com/kf8na46

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2015 06:01 PM (XUKZU)



If I had a son, he would look like Stabby.



No, seriously. All the drugs I've taken.....

Posted by: Preezy Cakeboy at February 17, 2015 06:21 PM (0cMkb)

330 Some underprivileged black guy with a three-inch knife has to work FOUR TIMES HARDER just to keep up with the rich white guys like Mitt Romney with TWELVE INCH KNIVES.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 06:22 PM (MMC8r)

331 Would it not be sweet, sweet justice if the first glacier of the coming Ice Age began in a liberal enclave like Boston?

Then scraped NYC off the map. Sorta like the mountain that used to exist where NYC stands -- before a glacier levelled that mountain off the map.

Posted by: se pa moron at February 17, 2015 06:22 PM (zxQ4h)

332 321 OT: Turning on a light switch = RAPE

http://bit.ly/1DnBDSk
Posted by: The Light hat at February 17, 2015 06:19 PM (0Ew3K)

Sarcasm dripping, love it

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 06:22 PM (HHawz)

333 326 So..., will the DoJ scramble the troops to Detroit to investigate?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February

No.

If Stabby was whitey, yes.

Since it's black on black, nope.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 06:23 PM (HHawz)

334 @321


You have got to be kidding? These women have no self esteem. It's all about the fact no one will fcuk them, because they are fat, ugly and commies.



Their life sucks, so every ones else must also

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 06:23 PM (0FSuD)

335 Too bad neither of the victims had a gun.

Posted by: Speller at February 17, 2015 06:23 PM (PsEVn)

336 If I had a son, he'd look like Bruce Jenner.

With a tan.

And after his upcoming surgery.

Posted by: Barry Hussein Obama at February 17, 2015 06:23 PM (Fnyc2)

337
336 If I had a son, he'd look like Bruce Jenner.

With a tan.

And after his upcoming surgery.
Posted by: Barry Hussein Obama at February

Malaria, sharia & Bulgaria.
Nice fam BA-Rock

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 06:25 PM (HHawz)

338 314
Coming home, the almost-conquering hero, while we face the hangman. It's just so unfair that the fascist reactionaries will inherit America, and undo the work of generations to advance the human condition."

http://is.gd/Yl9hRI
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 17, 2015 06:17 PM (rwI+c)



That story gives me the warm & fuzzies every time.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2015 06:25 PM (sdi6R)

339 I keep my distance.
Blade can't reach my neck.
Squeeze, trap, and reset.
Two to the chest.
Do it again,
One to the head.
Nothing more needed.
Mohammed is dead.

Posted by: PPs43 at February 17, 2015 06:25 PM (gs8t9)

340 335 Too bad neither of the victims had a gun.


No kidding I never go anywhere without my knife and it aint no 3 inch one.

Posted by: freaked at February 17, 2015 06:26 PM (JdEZJ)

341 Posted by: The Political hat

BTW, last night I granted permission for you to repost that "chipmunK poem parody, but I think you missed it, as my permission comment appeared 1 minute after your last comment, and you never returned on the thread. So the answer remains "Yes."

Posted by: zombie at February 17, 2015 06:26 PM (K4YiS)

342 OT: Turning on a light switch = RAPE

http://bit.ly/1DnBDSk
Posted by: The Light hat at February 17, 2015 06:19 PM (0Ew3K)

Sarcasm dripping, love it
Posted by: Misanthropic
--------------

Reminds me..., after a long period of working out of my home, I transitioned to an office spot. Well, I was in the habit of turning off the bathroom light when I left, so, leaving the bathroom one day I flipped off the lights. From a stall in the back, I heard, " HEY! "

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 06:26 PM (vPh3W)

343 This seems a bad time for me to give up my scale mail t-shirt. Perhaps I can find a lighter weight material at a reasonable price.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 06:26 PM (16bOT)

344 Nothing to see here, it's just workplace violence, move along, move along.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 17, 2015 06:27 PM (/mTq0)

345 What gratitude. First I bring you 'funemployment', then I give you all a real-life FPS game, and all I get is whining.

Posted by: Barack Obummer at February 17, 2015 06:27 PM (kFxpe)

346
325
Well the poor immigrants just want jobs, so they can join the military, get armed to the teeth, and PROTECT ROME !

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2015 06:28 PM (wAQA5)

347 Clearly a 'road-rage' incident. If we would give them all new cars, none of this would happen.

Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 06:29 PM (kFxpe)

348 Posted by: The Political hat

BTW, last night I granted permission for you to repost that "chipmunK poem parody, but I think you missed it, as my permission comment appeared 1 minute after your last comment, and you never returned on the thread. So the answer remains "Yes."

Posted by: zombie at February 17, 2015 06:26 PM (K4YiS)


Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2015 06:30 PM (0Ew3K)

349 347 Clearly a 'road-rage' incident. If we would give them all new cars, none of this would happen.
Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 06:29 PM

I think they need ponies. Baby steps towards that high horse.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 06:31 PM (HHawz)

350 What can we do as a society to make mass transit a more appealing experience of religiously-motivated homicide?

Footbaths on the buses?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 06:32 PM (MMC8r)

Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 06:32 PM (kFxpe)

352 325
Oh, the best best part? Their military is 5000 men strong.

---------
There are 5,000 serving military in uniform in Ohio alone. But Italy like most of NATO massively down scaled their military in the past 25 years. Peace dividend! But if the Muzzies want to storm the Vatican, they will do it over the dead bodies of the Papal Guard.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 17, 2015 06:32 PM (/mTq0)

353
Malaria, sharia Bulgaria.
Nice fam BA-Rock Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian .....................Thanks, but why are they all so much taller than me... and strong?

Posted by: President Duckface at February 17, 2015 06:32 PM (wAQA5)

354 That guy's a phrenologist's dream.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 06:33 PM (MMC8r)

355 You should not blow pot-smoke into your horse's face.

Stop all this High Horsing Around.

Posted by: P.E.T.A. at February 17, 2015 06:33 PM (16bOT)

356 There are 5,000 serving military in uniform in Ohio alone. But Italy like most of NATO massively down scaled their military in the past 25 years. Peace dividend! But if the Muzzies want to storm the Vatican, they will do it over the dead bodies of the Papal Guard.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 17, 2015 06:32 PM (/mTq0)


Ever get the creepy feeling that this has something to do with Francis being the "last Pope of Rome"?

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2015 06:33 PM (0Ew3K)

357 Needless to say, this is yet another good argument for concealed carry. He pulls out a folding knife, you pull out a non-folding handgun. Wanna-be Jihadi runs away or gets carried away.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 17, 2015 06:34 PM (/mTq0)

358 It's weird, everybody just pretend the guy making violent racial threats just ... isn't there.
******

Ignoring potentially dangerous people seems to be an ingrained fear response. I was thinking about why we do this the other day but it does seem to work a lot of the time.

Posted by: Lea - Sorry make that Miss Leaette at February 17, 2015 06:37 PM (vmMMi)

359 #StabbyIsMean

Posted by: Arf! Arf! at February 17, 2015 06:38 PM (UO/26)

360 You know who benefited the most from today's chocked full of nuts news headlines? Marie Harf Ms. Harf should have gotten a full week's worth of hell for her stoopid.

Posted by: dogfish at February 17, 2015 06:38 PM (1vYi0)

361 Political Hat, the 'prophecies of Malachi' aren't exactly anything to hang your hat on. It's unlikely that Francis is the last Pope. But I'm with Bob- soon we will meet the King, one way or another. Many of us Morons will face death before the final days.

Posted by: LadyS at February 17, 2015 06:39 PM (5dip8)

362 356
There are 5,000 serving military in uniform in Ohio alone. But Italy
like most of NATO massively down scaled their military in the past 25
years. Peace dividend! But if the Muzzies want to storm the Vatican,
they will do it over the dead bodies of the Papal Guard.



Posted by: exdem13 at February 17, 2015 06:32 PM (/mTq0)



Ever get the creepy feeling that this has something to do with Francis being the "last Pope of Rome"?
----------------
Francis can always move the office to Argentina. It's the Italians who will be left behind in the no-longer Roman and Catholic Italy.

We in the West are being nibbled away a piece at a time, with the big bite coming after Iran nukes Israel, just as the forces of Mordor nibbled away at Gondor until Sauron could declare himself openly and get ready to launch his armies. The stupid tree-hugging Lefties who claim to love LOTR so much kind of skate over the parts where Tolkien said that the West in Middle-Earth had gone into a decline based on their own weakness of spirit and the ceaseless "brushfire conflicts" of nearly 1,500 years.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 17, 2015 06:39 PM (/mTq0)

363 OT - 'Bosch' is good. Binge watching good.

Posted by: se pa moron at February 17, 2015 06:39 PM (zxQ4h)

364 358
It's weird, everybody just pretend the guy making violent racial threats just ... isn't there.

******



Ignoring potentially dangerous people seems to be an ingrained fear
response. I was thinking about why we do this the other day but it does
seem to work a lot of the time.

Posted by: Lea - Sorry make that Miss Leaette at February 17, 2015 06:37 PM (vmMMi)

I just presume that everyone IS dangerous, and keep a watchful eye and a CCW close by.

Posted by: flounder at February 17, 2015 06:39 PM (FHh8u)

365 Woah...tracers. I thought that grass tasted a little funny.

Posted by: a high horse at February 17, 2015 06:39 PM (IAa7O)

366 Fabrizio Quattrocchi, pray for us.

And please send ammo.

Posted by: Feh at February 17, 2015 06:40 PM (g/zj9)

367
If I had a son, he'd look like Bruce Jenner.

With a tan.

And after his upcoming surgery.
Posted by: Barry Hussein Obama
...............................
If you had a son, he'd look like Michael Jackson.
With a tan.
Surgically transitioned from Michael to Sheila Lee.
Oh wait, that's your wife.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2015 06:40 PM (wAQA5)

368 Harf is a leftist moron. Thinking she is catching hell over her stupidity is like expecting your dog to feel guilty for shitting on the carpet. It just does not register.

Posted by: maddogg at February 17, 2015 06:40 PM (xWW96)

369 No, no. Condition Yellow always. Condition Orange if you're hanging around a bus stop or convenience store.

Posted by: PPs43 at February 17, 2015 06:41 PM (gs8t9)

370 347
Clearly a 'road-rage' incident. If we would give them all new cars, none of this would happen.
-------------------
Dammit, quit giving out the White House talking points ahead of time!

Actually, if we gave the all unsold Chevy Volts they would go out and get larger knives.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 17, 2015 06:42 PM (/mTq0)

371 The other line from Ghostbusters works also, the one about having an unlicensed nuclear reactor strapped to your back.

Posted by: Picric at February 17, 2015 06:42 PM (QnQ+g)

372
I'm even more hard core, I want Ace's headline to say: Muslim man asks.....

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 17, 2015 06:43 PM (ODxAs)

373 It was a discussion of religious beliefs and he wanted to make a few closing points.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 06:43 PM (MMC8r)

374 A 3" folding knife. Swiss Army? Corkscrews ready!

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2015 06:43 PM (wAQA5)

375 368
Harf is a leftist moron. Thinking she is catching hell over her
stupidity is like expecting your dog to feel guilty for shitting on the
carpet. It just does not register.
--------------
Sadly the barking moonbat will get praise instead of punishment. For the Marxists ALL conflict is about owning stuff. The idea that people could have a motive in life beyond getting some or all of the stuff is dismissed as "opiates" or other such talk.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 17, 2015 06:44 PM (/mTq0)

376 They bring a corkscrew to the fight, we bring an Allen wrench

Posted by: Barky I Numbnuts at February 17, 2015 06:45 PM (xo18g)

377 Harf

I've heard pep squads with more gravitas.

Posted by: Feh at February 17, 2015 06:45 PM (g/zj9)

378 Idiot snowbilly, etc.


Ali Weinberg @AliABCNews

Joe Biden in opening remarks says he's friends w/ much of Somali community in DE b/c a lot of them drive cabs.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 17, 2015 06:46 PM (MMC8r)

379 I made the statement some years back on this blog that the CIA was chock full of leftards. Caught a lot of shit over that. Harf is some vindication for me.

Posted by: maddogg at February 17, 2015 06:46 PM (xWW96)

380
Harf is a leftist moron. Thinking she is catching hell over her stupidity is like expecting your dog to feel guilty for shitting on the carpet. It just does not register.
Posted by: maddogg
................................
Exactly. She's probably sitting at home in a silk bathrobe sipping Merlot thinking: "Tee-hee. Tee-hee. What a great day! Tee-hee".

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2015 06:46 PM (wAQA5)

381 what possible role could Harfies have in a world of guns?

Posted by: Feh at February 17, 2015 06:47 PM (g/zj9)

382 @375 - we appear long past the point at which government functionaries ever resign on principle.

Her personal politics are not a factor. Even a halfway sentient liberal with a lightweight reading of history would look at what she just said and say 'This is transparent bullshit. I can't say this. I will not say this.'

Instead, we get the spokesparrot with the big glasses.

Posted by: JEM at February 17, 2015 06:48 PM (o+SC1)

383 381
what possible role could Harfies have in a world of guns?

Posted by: Feh at February 17, 2015 06:47 PM (g/zj9)

Sammiches. Always sammiches.

Posted by: flounder at February 17, 2015 06:48 PM (FHh8u)

384 OT:

Peter Oborne, who was chief political commentator at the UK Telegraph resigned with a rant about how eeevil corporates control newspapers by buying and not buying ads and how this is a danger to democracy (because a publicly owned newspaper like the old Soviet Pravda printed nothing but the truth???)

http://bit.ly/1DnGOSc

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2015 06:48 PM (0Ew3K)

385 OK, I am definitely going to purchase a new handgun this year, of some kind. It doesn't matter what ssize or caliber or number of rounds carried. It will suffice to keep an Instant Jihad jailbird from perforating me with a pocket knife. Maybe two of them if I am fast enough.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 17, 2015 06:48 PM (/mTq0)

386 381
what possible role could Harfies have in a world of guns?
-----------
The guys who own the guns need some bimbos to make sammiches and rub feet and give BJs on odd-numbered days.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 17, 2015 06:49 PM (/mTq0)

387 @385

This is on my list.

http://us.glock.com/products/model/g40gen4mos


Posted by: flounder at February 17, 2015 06:49 PM (FHh8u)

388 right, and "spokesparrot" pays well, too

especially if all you have is a couple humanities degrees

Posted by: Feh at February 17, 2015 06:49 PM (g/zj9)

389 381
what possible role could Harfies have in a world of guns?

Be the damsel in distress?

Posted by: Picric at February 17, 2015 06:50 PM (QnQ+g)

390 Walther makes really good concealed-size handguns.

Posted by: goatexchange at February 17, 2015 06:50 PM (SQUH2)

391 381
what possible role could Harfies have in a world of guns?

Cower behind the people with guns?

Posted by: Picric at February 17, 2015 06:51 PM (QnQ+g)

392
Ten years ago I bought a Charter Bulldog .44. I was disappointed in the quality of the machining and assembly, but I know enough about machines I was able to rework some parts and made some new ones. I got it working reliably and I really liked it.
Last week I bought another. The quality was soooo much better than before. Very good. Fired a whole 50 round box of max load handloads through it with nary a hiccup. Happy with my purchase.

Posted by: maddogg at February 17, 2015 06:51 PM (xWW96)

393 379 I made the statement some years back on this blog that the CIA was chock full of leftards. Caught a lot of shit over that. Harf is some vindication for me.
Posted by: maddogg at February 17, 2015 06:46 PM (xWW96)


I don't doubt it. Why not? They're recruited from leftist-infested universities.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2015 06:52 PM (sdi6R)

394 Harf reminds me of : http://tinyurl.com/kky9scs

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 06:52 PM (vPh3W)

395 Well "Girls" is about the most unsavory crap I've ever subjected myself to. I lasted one episode and 3 minutes into the next. Blecch and feh.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 17, 2015 06:53 PM (KH1sk)

396 "What possible role could Harfies have in a world of guns?"
-Posted by: Feh at February 17, 2015 06:47 PM (g/zj9)

I believe the word is "Concubine".

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 06:53 PM (16bOT)

397 381
what possible role could Harfies have in a world of guns?

Enjoy a peaceful life by way of the Gun Ownership Heard Immunity.

Posted by: Picric at February 17, 2015 06:53 PM (QnQ+g)

398 I will have to save my $$... Unless there is someone out there who can recommend a decent pistol for $200-$300 range?

Posted by: exdem13 at February 17, 2015 06:53 PM (/mTq0)

399 396
"What possible role could Harfies have in a world of guns?"

-Posted by: Feh at February 17, 2015 06:47 PM (g/zj9)



I believe the word is "Concubine".
--------------
I believe ISIS agrees with you.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 17, 2015 06:54 PM (/mTq0)

400 I'm partial to the Sixfinger, or just pointing and saying "Pew pew pew".

Posted by: President Duckface at February 17, 2015 06:54 PM (wAQA5)

401 Harf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ojCVpsmvCs

Posted by: flounder at February 17, 2015 06:54 PM (FHh8u)

402 So, a personal view on this.

At one point, I worked very close to Northland Mall, which is near the bus stop where this came down.

It is in Southfield, not Detroit. Only people who shop there are "hood rats." You have to be *careful* in Southfield

Southfield is a heavily black/ Jewish suburb. It borders Detroit.

Also... no one takes the bus here.

No one.

The bus is NOT safe.

That all being said, this appears to be a black Muslim, not one who is Arabic, so I doubt there's any connection to the terrorist cr@p hole that is Dearborn.

I'd go for "black Muslim with mental problems."

/of course, that could mean all of them, since the word for "Negro" in Arabic is "slave."

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at February 17, 2015 06:55 PM (pERq3)

403 Maddog, you are semi-correct. some offices are normal, others hard commie. not mixed. ops types tend to be normal.

Posted by: uh huh at February 17, 2015 06:55 PM (HoTUc)

404 yes yes sammiches etc

what I want to know is what harf-wit thought she was good enough to trot out on national television

"we're getting killed with this loon Kerry making an ass of himself. whom can we put on camera?"

"Psaki is taking a ski weekend"

"well, there's Harf"

*general laughter*

"yeah, Harf. ok, put her on Matthew"

Posted by: Feh at February 17, 2015 06:55 PM (g/zj9)

405 396 "What possible role could Harfies have in a world of guns?


This is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for fighting, and this is for fun.

Posted by: freaked at February 17, 2015 06:56 PM (JdEZJ)

406 "yeah, Harf. ok, put her on Matthew"

Posted by: Feh at February 17, 2015 06:55 PM (g/zj9)

Brought to you by the people who thought the Benghazi video lie would fly.

Posted by: flounder at February 17, 2015 06:56 PM (FHh8u)

407 "They are saying Detroit, I am betting it's Dearborn. "

Southfield. Which is at the north end of Telegraph Road -- which passes through Dearborn.

Posted by: EscapedFromDetroit at February 17, 2015 06:59 PM (BiNz2)

408 so, Kerry? did he interview her?

his hardest q's were probably:

- how many purple hearts did I earn in Vietnam?
- should I wear the navy, or the gray?

Posted by: Feh at February 17, 2015 07:00 PM (g/zj9)

409 368 Harf is a leftist moron. Thinking she is catching hell over her stupidity is like expecting your dog to feel guilty for shitting on the carpet. It just does not register.
Posted by: maddogg at February 17, 2015 06:40 PM (xWW96)

Oh they (dogs) do.
Elitist liberals not

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 07:02 PM (HHawz)

410 "Are you Lutheran?"

"... No."

*stab*
___
/Attacks with a wicked three bean salad.



Are you a Baptist? No? /Attacks with prayer//

Posted by: puddleglum at February 17, 2015 07:06 PM (20X6f)

411 70 I've mentioned before that we're Pentecostal. The first question people ask upon hearing that is if we handle snakes. And no, no we do not. However I think that could be a fun new response to this ISIS caliphate business.

"Are you muslim? Convert or die!"

"Hmm, interesting proposition. I have a counter offer. Allow me to introduce you to your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I brought this friendly rattler to help quicken your meeting!"
Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 05:25 PM (MYCIw)
Any violent knife bearing desperado who says "put your hands up " must be Pentecostal.
Oh and did you hear about the cannibal who ate a Pentecostal?
He threw up his hands.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 17, 2015 07:08 PM (UhVBi)

412 Has anybody thought to simply say 'you got a fine 'Grand Mosque' in Mecca.......would surely be a shame if something happened to it'?

Posted by: East Bay Jay at February 17, 2015 07:08 PM (7v8o1)

413 @39: " I bet it ticks of the terrorists when le preznit and co all say they are not part of isloon."

Actually, they love it. When kuffirs attempt to say who is or is not a muslim, it tends to make the guys that the kuffirs said weren't muslims look like better muslims to other muslims. It's literally one of the dumbest possible things that a non-muslim can do, if he's trying to discredit a muslim group.

And given that Obizzle is, at least from their perspective, an apostate, it's even dumber. He's worse than a mere infidel.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 17, 2015 07:14 PM (amQXf)

414 Candles! We catholics always attack with candles. Votive candles. Baptismal candles. Altar candles. Paschal candals. Tabenacle candles. Candles everywhere and always!

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 17, 2015 07:15 PM (2o6Wj)

415 NOOD!

...Argentina Foul Play.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 17, 2015 07:16 PM (16bOT)

416 398 exdem13, look into the SCCY - CPX 2. A small, ten round 9mm with good reviews and a price in the $300 range. My wife's version is reliable and accurate for a small gun and it handles everything she's fed it.

Posted by: PPs43 at February 17, 2015 07:25 PM (gs8t9)

417 Also, is "folding knife" the sharp-object equivalent of "assault weapons"?
No, it's the equivalent of a Derringer --- America's deadliest firearm!

Posted by: joey biden at February 17, 2015 07:40 PM (2KB+E)

418 Sure. willow me, you fucking pricks!!!

Posted by: joey biden at February 17, 2015 07:45 PM (2KB+E)

419 Mooslime brings knife to gunfight, does not end well, for Mooslime.

Posted by: concealedkerry or submitt at February 17, 2015 08:08 PM (kHv/o)

420 So, another bad day for religion, right?

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 17, 2015 08:08 PM (oG53/)

421 Another Random Act of Peace and Love, brought to you by Eric Holder and The One.

Posted by: Smerdyakov at February 17, 2015 08:21 PM (8HT9L)

422 Concealed carry, consider it muscular Christianity.

Posted by: ubik at February 17, 2015 08:22 PM (lCc6O)

423 This Lyin kINg certainly has a hell of a time finding morons even dumber than he to work for him but he certainly turns over enough rocks to find em. Run the list through you head and realize every single moron that works for the Lyin kINg is dumber than the rocks they crawled from under.

Posted by: concealedkerry or submitt at February 17, 2015 08:23 PM (kHv/o)

424 Years from now, historians will speak of the Psaki-Harf doctrine and take note that I was there.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 17, 2015 09:16 PM (Moh0M)

425 This is why everyone needs to CC.

If your local sleeper cell of unemployeds wakes up, a few well placed .45's should get things back to terrible, er, normal.

Posted by: John Galt at February 17, 2015 09:46 PM (yVfgk)

426 It's amazing how we can't get decent news reporting in the so-called age of information. I guess journalists aren't reporting anymore because they don't have to. I don't know why these guys didn't just ask Brian Williams what really happened.

Posted by: Mistress NOpe at February 17, 2015 10:10 PM (2/oBD)

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