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State Department Spokesidiot Marie Harf: We Cannot Kill Our Way Out of the IS Problem; We Have to Address The "Root Causes" And Give the IS Killers Jobs
Update: Job-Seeking IS Long-Term Unemployed Burn 45 People to Death in al-Baghdadi, Iraq

I cannot think of a better face for the Obama Administration foreign policy than this girlish, giggly retard.

She molests the truth like it's a drunken sorority sister.

See the link for the video. This is Chris Matthews interviewing her, dumbfounded that she thinks it's all a laugh.

MATTHEWS: "If I were ISIS, I wouldn't be afraid right now. I would figure there’' no existential threat to these people. They can keep finding places where they can hold executions and putting the camera work together, getting their props ready and killing people for show and nothing we do right now seems to be directed at stopping this."


HARF: "I think there is few stages here. Right now what we are doing is trying to take their leaders and their fighters off the battlefield in Iraq and in Syria. That’s really where they--"

MATTHEWS: "Are we killing enough of them?"

HARF: "We're killing a lot of them and we’re gonna keep killing more of them, so are the Egyptians, so are the Jordanians, they are in this fight with us. But we cannot win this war by killing them. We cannot kill our way out of this war. We need in the longer term, medium and longer term, to go after the root causes that leads to join these groups whether it's lack of opportunity for jobs, whether it's--"

Bubbles Babblemouth didn't complete her thought, such as it was. How about, "Whether it's intense religious devotion to an apocalyptic version of 7th-century Islam?"

And so while Marie was putting together photo-collages of CUTE BOYS!!!, this happened.

The BBC:

Jihadist militants from Islamic State (IS) have burned to death 45 people in the western Iraqi town of al-Baghdadi, the local police chief says.

Exactly who these people were and why they were killed is not clear, but Col Qasim al-Obeidi said he believed some were members of the security forces.

IS fighters captured much of the town, near Ain al-Asad air base, last week.

That's right where our troops are Sheltered in Place.

It is believed the job-seeking jihadis were on line hoping to get hired as greeters at Target when one among them said "Ah fuck this, let's start burning families to death," to the general approval of the queue.

Col Obeidi said a compound that houses the families of security personnel and local officials was now under attack.

He pleaded for help from the government and the international community.

The fighting and poor communications in the area make it difficult to confirm such reports.

They're trying to draw us out, I think. And we're so weakly positioned there we can't go out, because they'll massacre our troops to a man.

Well-played, Obama. Very well played.

Posted by: Ace at 11:08 AM




Comments

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1 BOLD!

Posted by: Citizen X at February 17, 2015 11:09 AM (7ObY1)

2 Bold? Well, hell yes it's bold!

Posted by: Mike Nelson at February 17, 2015 11:09 AM (HtLSE)

3 It's really really bold!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 17, 2015 11:10 AM (HtLSE)

4 Bubbles Babblemouth

and her weird red sexface!

Posted by: Citizen X at February 17, 2015 11:10 AM (7ObY1)

5 Making fun of Junior High School Student Council members should be off-limits to even the moron horde! But maybe not the retarded ones.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at February 17, 2015 11:10 AM (zllbf)

6
This will not end well. God protect those serving over there.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 17, 2015 11:11 AM (OiH3z)

7 There is no known antidote to Cowboy Ace's new original red hot ricochet barbecue posts!

Posted by: Crow T. Robot at February 17, 2015 11:11 AM (HtLSE)

8 And this spokesidiot makes more scratch than any of us.

What a world.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 17, 2015 11:12 AM (7ObY1)

9 But we cannot win this war by killing Nazis. We cannot kill our way out of this war. We need in the longer term, medium and longer term, to go after the root causes that leads to join these groups whether it's lack of opportunity for jobs, whether it's not enough sauerkraut...

Posted by: Massive Head-Wound Churchill at February 17, 2015 11:12 AM (27KAF)

10 Terrible

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at February 17, 2015 11:12 AM (9BRsg)

11 Drunken sorority sisters everywhere reject this fat-faced, fake-glasses wearing, whining, lying idiot.

Posted by: Tri Delt For Life! at February 17, 2015 11:13 AM (8Ljms)

12 I mean, I'd still hit it, idiot or not.

Just to be clear.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 17, 2015 11:14 AM (7ObY1)

13 I'm flexing my muscles on this one.

Posted by: The Stupid at February 17, 2015 11:14 AM (78OXS)

14 My God. It's full of retards.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2015 11:14 AM (2Ojst)

15 It's bold like my salsa made in New York City.

I don't think Obama has any clue how to handle international issues. These are things that cannot be taxed or have tax money thrown at them. Take away those choices and he's clueless. Better just ignore them and maybe the unemployed murderers will just go away.

Posted by: Book at February 17, 2015 11:14 AM (AlkUj)

16 It's like National Lampoon's White House, except with murderous Islamists.

Posted by: joncelli at February 17, 2015 11:15 AM (RD7QR)

17 We cannot kill our way out of this war.

That's funny: it got us out of every other war we decided to win.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 17, 2015 11:15 AM (0HooB)

18 We need State Dept. employee boots on the ground with sandwich boards offering jobs to the terrorists in lieu of beheadings and burnings. Problem solved!

Posted by: dfbaskwill at February 17, 2015 11:15 AM (zllbf)

19
We have a bunch of Marxists running our country.

Posted by: dan-O at February 17, 2015 11:15 AM (D0bIN)

20 She molests the truth like it's a drunken sorority sister.

Don't you mean: "Like Lena Dunn molests her baby sister?"

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at February 17, 2015 11:15 AM (CFWnL)

21 if she had bothered to read that Atlantic article she would realize that one of the attractions to joining the IS is that you don't even have to get a job unless you want to. It's peak socialism, everything is free.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 17, 2015 11:16 AM (27KAF)

22 I can hear Patton now..."No poor dumb bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You win the war by making the other poor dumb bastard get a job!"
Nope...just not the same.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2015 11:16 AM (08Znv)

23 I think we can kill our way out of the IS problem.


Let's give it one hell of a try. If after a several million dead, we still have a terrorism problem - well then - "my bad!"



Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 17, 2015 11:16 AM (AC0lD)

24 World history is replete with the atrocities of unemployed psychopaths. For example, members of the Mongol horde may not have raised so many villages if they had part time jobs as baristas.

Posted by: Nonapod at February 17, 2015 11:17 AM (CLP9I)

25 This is going to get outa hand, and THEY will be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: John Wayne at February 17, 2015 11:17 AM (WNERA)

26 Mike Barnicle on AM Joe says we can't say "radical Islam" because...

...Crusades.

These idiots will still be babbling incoherently as they're having their heads sawed off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 11:18 AM (FsuaD)

27 Obama should send some Ivy leaguers to Iraq to host a job fair. Maybe instead of torching prisoners, they can show them how to get jobs as welders. Instead of cutting heads off of people, they can show them how to get jobs working at a kosher butcher. Instead of making IEDs, maybe they can show them how to get jobs in the fabrication industry. I mean, the sooner they understand the options they have, the sooner the violence will end.

Good God, I think I dropped 50 IQ points just writing that.

Posted by: Thresherman at February 17, 2015 11:18 AM (XWnIU)

28 I still like the term Spokeshole.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 17, 2015 11:18 AM (evdj2)

29 We need in the longer term, medium and longer term, to go after the root causes that leads to join these groups whether it's lack of opportunity for jobs, whether it's


...frustration with their student loans interest rates
...inadequate wi-fi coverage
...lack of subsidized birth control
...the last episode of the Bachelor
...dwindling supplies of delicious Cinnanmon Toast Crunch

Posted by: brak at February 17, 2015 11:18 AM (Tj+s6)

30
"But we cannot win this war by killing them."


Wow. Good thing Marie was not around during World War II. Absolutely mind boggling that this idiot holds a high position in our government.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 17, 2015 11:18 AM (PvZ8F)

31 Whoa everybody, let's not hurt anyone's feeling now. Give it some time to work itself out. I'll see you at the 19th hole.

Posted by: O'Bumbles at February 17, 2015 11:18 AM (zllbf)

32 Is there video of Matthews?

Posted by: Carol at February 17, 2015 11:18 AM (sj3Ax)

33 islam is a disease, like small pox, it needs to be eliminated from the world. We must prevent it from spreading until all who have died

Posted by: wing at February 17, 2015 11:19 AM (gd8Or)

34 I get it- instead of sending troops, Obama want Jordan and the US to send in ITT Tech and Kelly Girl reps.

Posted by: LASue at February 17, 2015 11:19 AM (8Ljms)

35 Yesterday, Marcus Luttrell was on Fox, and said, "Unchain the Marines in Iraq, and (paraphrasing) they'll wipe out ISIS."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 11:19 AM (FsuaD)

36 I wonder how many innocent male college students Marie accused of rape when she was a coed?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 11:20 AM (FsuaD)

37 "...and fun-bags over there is the Attorney General"

We are living this movie now.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at February 17, 2015 11:20 AM (CrJzY)

38 Eager self-starter would like to get a head in your company.

Posted by: Abu bin-Hakin at February 17, 2015 11:20 AM (MMC8r)

39 hey the joke is on us: She STILL has her job and will probably get a promotion!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2015 11:21 AM (rDqRv)

40 Every time I think this admin can't get anymore clueless, along comes yet another one.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 17, 2015 11:21 AM (493eh)

41 We need in the longer term, medium and longer term, to go after the root causes that leads to join these groups whether it's lack of opportunity for jobs, whether it's--"



Classic Marxist analysis, from referring to the "root cause" (Marx's coined term) through to attributing all motivation to economics.


Hey stupid bitch, did we need to give kamikaze pilots jobs too? Sometimes people just do things because they believe in them, not because they're looking to get paid.


Amazing concept, I know.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 11:21 AM (oKE6c)

42 Start a business? That idiot is saying that as I listen!!

Posted by: Carol at February 17, 2015 11:21 AM (sj3Ax)

43 We cannot kill our way out of this war.>>>

I guess the ammo shortage is worse than I thought.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 17, 2015 11:21 AM (wrS2o)

44 Doesn't Barry need a new "body man?" I hear there are some qualified members of ISIS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 11:21 AM (FsuaD)

45 "But we cannot win this war by killing them. We cannot kill our way out of this war."

The only way to win a war is to kill enough of your enemy that they surrender, or kill them all so they cannot continue waging war against you. This twit is dumber than a bag of hammers, and not anywhere near as useful.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2015 11:21 AM (2Ojst)

46 "Look, I'm not saying that Midnight Basketball is going to create region-wide peace across the Middle East. That would probably take some sort of free or discounted school lunch program as well." - Marie Harf, tomorrow

Posted by: Hedley Lamar at February 17, 2015 11:21 AM (SPaCH)

47 I saw the video of this and Chrissy has the same arms-folded depressed look he had on Election Night last year.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 17, 2015 11:21 AM (OD2ni)

48 @36 Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 11:20 AM

They probably wouldn't have been jumping her bones if they just had some burgers to flip.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2015 11:22 AM (08Znv)

49 Why yes, job opportunities and maybe sign them up for Barry Care that should bring peace to the region and stop their centuries old quest of slaughtering the infidels.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2015 11:22 AM (1Jaio)

50 It's always the same things we these people. Some form of technocratic socialism led by themselves and like-minded individuals will cure all the world's ills. Culturally condescending and fascistic but the irony is lost on them.

Posted by: brak at February 17, 2015 11:22 AM (Tj+s6)

51
President Obama is committed to the partial elimination of IS forces, and much to the chagrin of conservative media, is not a liberal pussy.

Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 11:22 AM (P330y)

52 Give ISIS jobs Americans won't do. Like lawn care.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 11:22 AM (FsuaD)

53 Marie should probably go see a doctor. Her dick-sucker is making strange noises again.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 17, 2015 11:23 AM (OiH3z)

54 We should send the ISIS fighters nicely creased pants similar to those worn by our glorious President. That should work.

Posted by: David Brooks at February 17, 2015 11:23 AM (OD2ni)

55 Hey, maybe if we teach the world to sing...


Pray for those Marines.

Posted by: Yujin at February 17, 2015 11:23 AM (TQmJH)

56 We are living this movie now.

I wish. Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho had some balls, and some interest in doing his job.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at February 17, 2015 11:23 AM (/kI1Q)

57 If we could only understand their pain, their suffering, try to see their point of view we could have a discusion and work through our differences. With Islamic terrorists that is. People that think marriage is between a man and woman or immigration laws should be enforced ? They can go pound sand.


Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 17, 2015 11:23 AM (1BQGO)

58 It's obvious IS knows about Twitter and YouTube, but has anyone introduced them to LinkedIn?

That "secret phrase that will get you hired every time" may just be, "hire me or I'll saw your head off"

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 17, 2015 11:23 AM (27KAF)

59 Pray for those Marines.

Posted by: Yujin at February 17, 2015 11:23 AM (TQmJH)


As Marcus Luttrell said on Fox yesterday, let 'em go. Let them do what they are trained to do.

Son found out a couple of days ago one of his buddies is there. LET THEM FIGHT.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 11:24 AM (FsuaD)

60 That we are being led by people who make Chris Matthews look like a person with whom one could have an intelligent conversation evokes a level of horror that would have made H. P. Lovecraft give up the pen and go fishing.

Posted by: Glen at February 17, 2015 11:24 AM (QiIH5)

61 Wow. Good thing Marie was not around during World War II. Absolutely mind boggling that this idiot holds a high position in our government.

This is what happens in a feminized society. The refusal to do what needs to be done to secure our freedom from violent aggression only results in constant attacks from an emboldened enemy.

This "war" isn't waged against the enemy, it's waged against the innocent population. This is why we're treated as we are on our own soil in our own airports. These effetes will reduce our freedom while allowing known terrorists to roam freely (see Brothers, Tspeedbump), then, after an attack, they'll defend our enemies.

This is exactly backwards. #WASTF.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 17, 2015 11:24 AM (0HooB)

62 Pray for those Marines.

Yes indeed...and woe unto those who they will fight.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2015 11:25 AM (08Znv)

63 The 8 year old jihadists are there due solely to a lack of lemonade stand opportunities.

Posted by: LASue at February 17, 2015 11:25 AM (8Ljms)

64 56 We are living this movie now.

I wish. Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho had some balls, and some interest in doing his job.
Posted by: HR needs donuts at February 17, 2015 11:23 AM (/kI1Q)

And a big-ass machine gun.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2015 11:25 AM (2Ojst)

65 She molests the truth like it's a drunken sorority sister.

-----

BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!


This is why I keep coming here. Rays of sunshine in an increasingly grey sullen world....

Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2015 11:25 AM (NaV4z)

66 Why is it that everything SCOAMF does seems to be geared towards helping form the Caliphate? Did all of those $200 dollar credit card donations emanate from the Middle East?

Posted by: Chicago Vota at February 17, 2015 11:25 AM (N4yjS)

67 The big problem is that this administration sees everything through the prism of Western civilization. As that Atlantic article illustrates, that is a big mistake, ISIS looks through the Medieval prism and that's exactly what the US needs to view to understand how to defeat ISIS. We need to go Medieval on them.

Posted by: flmomof4 at February 17, 2015 11:25 AM (nSjrf)

68
"The Teeny Bopper with the Rosa Klebb Glasses"

By Joo-Joo Sefton

Available soon from Gulag Samizdat Press



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2015 11:25 AM (CMkNk)

69 Lack of job? I thought the root cause was Islamaphobia and BUSH

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2015 11:25 AM (1Jaio)

70 She also said some stupid shit about what makes 17 year olds pick up an AK47 instead of starting a business.

She thinks that their entrpreneurial spirit is being held back by excessive government regulation or something, so the only option open to them is slitting women's throats.

We are an unserious people.

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2015 11:25 AM (Rx8ML)

71 We need in the longer term, medium and longer term, to go after the root causes that leads to join these groups

If you stop it right there, it's pretty astute. But then you have to point out that root cause is the Koran, and that gets you barred from the ruling class as a racist.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at February 17, 2015 11:25 AM (/kI1Q)

72 We cannot kill our way out of this war.
============
At one time Barry's mentor proposed killing upwards of 50 million United States citizens to win his "war."

So, the leftists don't have a problem killing people--it's just that they prefer killing unarmed civilians. It's been thus in every government they've controlled.

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 17, 2015 11:26 AM (ZvKdv)

73 ah, the "root causes" gang...community organizing at its best...

Posted by: runner at February 17, 2015 11:26 AM (yrk2K)

74 It is a strange and frightening world we live in where Chris Matthews has emerged as a voice of reason on the left.

Posted by: Hermocrates at February 17, 2015 11:26 AM (cNIN/)

75 People say this all the time, but I am completely serious: Barack Obama is the worst president in this nation's history. He has done more to damage this country than Jimmy Carter, Woodrow Wilson, and James Buchanan ever did.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 17, 2015 11:26 AM (R2hF2)

76 Homeland Security Committee Chairman Violent Islamist Extremism Spreading Like Wildfire

Report Obama Refused To Give Jordan, Egypt Intel To Target ISIS

BREAKING Islamic State Reportedly Burns 45 People To Death In Iraqi Town Of Al Baghdadi


Supporters Of The Copenhagen Muslim Terrorist Leave Flowers At His Home Hes A Hero

And how does State Respond? A jobs fair?






Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2015 11:26 AM (rDqRv)

77 And quality healthcare. Don't forget quality healthcare.

Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 11:26 AM (SCu3s)

78 "She molests the truth like it's a drunken sorority sister."

No, she molests the truth like Lena Dunham and her sister.

Posted by: Fringe at February 17, 2015 11:27 AM (oWl4T)

79 The big problem is that this administration sees
everything through the prism of Western civilization. As that Atlantic
article illustrates, that is a big mistake, ISIS looks through the
Medieval prism and that's exactly what the US needs to view to
understand how to defeat ISIS. We need to go Medieval on them.

Posted by: flmomof4 at February 17, 2015 11:25 AM (nSjrf)



This administration sees it through the prism of anti-Western civilization in fact a burning hatred of Western civilization

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2015 11:27 AM (1Jaio)

80 Is the plan to have a group of US personnel captured and incinerated in a cage on YouTube? Because that's where this is going.

Posted by: Phinn at February 17, 2015 11:27 AM (pR/At)

81 We cannot kill our way out of this war.

Well yeah not if we don't try

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2015 11:27 AM (rDqRv)

82 Resume. Assisted with burning 45 people alive. Maintained torches.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2015 11:27 AM (hlbmD)

83 Report Obama Refused To Give Jordan, Egypt Intel To Target ISIS

Can there truly remain any question as to whose side Barry is on?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2015 11:27 AM (2Ojst)

84 If that's not the stupidest thing any government official has ever said it's surely in the top 10.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 17, 2015 11:27 AM (xNkaN)

85 People say this all the time, but I am completely
serious: Barack Obama is the worst president in this nation's history.
He has done more to damage this country than Jimmy Carter, Woodrow
Wilson, and James Buchanan ever did.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 17, 2015 11:26 AM (R2hF2)


Don't forget FDR and LBJ

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2015 11:27 AM (1Jaio)

86 What about the 320 Marines at Al Asad?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2015 11:28 AM (hlbmD)

87 80
Is the plan to have a group of US personnel captured and incinerated in a cage on YouTube? Because that's where this is going.



Dear Lord, I hope not. Unleash those Marines. For crying out loud.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 11:28 AM (FsuaD)

88 Now more than ever does the United States need a president whose nickname is Skulltaker.

God help our troops for they are now most certainly in danger's way.

Posted by: Jmel at February 17, 2015 11:28 AM (cfFqn)

89
I read all of this and all I can think about is molesting a drunk sorority girl.

I am a bad person.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, now half gay at February 17, 2015 11:28 AM (JtwS4)

90 Lack of jobs? I thought the root cause was a youtube video

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2015 11:28 AM (1Jaio)

91 TQM - I think the other three are worse, but point taken.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 17, 2015 11:28 AM (R2hF2)

92 It is truly a shame that the United States doesn't have a president at this moment in history.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 17, 2015 11:28 AM (20Zla)

93

If your only tool is a hammer, then every problem looks like a nail.

If your only tool is a pork-laden, bureaucrat-intensive, ineffectual jobs program, then every problem looks like unemployment and a lack of job opportunities.

Posted by: Brian at February 17, 2015 11:28 AM (Xv7f/)

94 49
Why yes, job opportunities and maybe sign them up for Barry Care that
should bring peace to the region and stop their centuries old quest of
slaughtering the infidels.
==
Hey, no shit! Since the Democrats have delivered on their oft-repeated promise that Obaaamacare would create 500,000 jobs a month, we've got shitloads of jobs to spare.

I mean, look at all those Americans working two, sometimes three jobs--those are jobs that could be going to ISIS.

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 17, 2015 11:28 AM (ZvKdv)

95 "They're trying to draw us out, I think. And we're so weakly positioned there we can't go out, because they'll massacre our troops to a man.

Well-played, Obama. Very well played."

However these are Marines, right? I'm pretty sure they're all fuming with rage that they can't go out in a massive blaze of fury and take a huge number of these assholes down with them.

Of course, Obama could always reinforce their numbers and actually try to win the war, but Obama.

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 11:28 AM (MYCIw)

96 78 "She molests the truth like it's a drunken sorority sister."

No, she molests the truth like Lena Dunham and her sister.
Posted by: Fringe at February 17, 2015 11:27 AM (oWl4T)


Molest? She beheads the truth with a rusty hacksaw!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2015 11:28 AM (CMkNk)

97 Victory is a 19th century concept.

Posted by: Barky I Numbnuts at February 17, 2015 11:28 AM (SCu3s)

98 Can we tickle our way out of this war?

Posted by: Abu bin-Hakin at February 17, 2015 11:29 AM (MMC8r)

99 26 Mike Barnicle on AM Joe says we can't say "radical Islam" because...

...Crusades.


Remember those crazy days of old, when journalists questioned authority instead of mindlessly repeating authority?

Posted by: Citizen X at February 17, 2015 11:29 AM (7ObY1)

100 She also said some stupid shit about what makes 17 year olds pick up an AK47 instead of starting a business.


I'm too lazy to retype this.
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86post=355026#c23280376

You're a racist, Harf! By your own fucking value system.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at February 17, 2015 11:29 AM (/kI1Q)

101 Now more than ever does the United States need a president whose nickname is Skulltaker.

Well, only if she got that nickname from late-term abortions.

Posted by: Libtard at February 17, 2015 11:29 AM (Rx8ML)

102 The worst part? Which of the potential 2016 candidates do you truly trust to take it to ISIS? Because in all seriousness, none of them give me that vibe.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 17, 2015 11:29 AM (R2hF2)

103 Just wait until those 300 Americans are captured, and lined up in cages.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 17, 2015 11:29 AM (20Zla)

104 Well-played, Obama. Very well played.

When a man goes to the church of God DAMN America!, this is the sort of thing you get.

But remember, impeachment is off the table. Because optics. Or racism. Or something.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2015 11:29 AM (zF6Iw)

105 What the F*CK would the Obama administration know about labor and/or jobs?

He knows about golfing and foodstamps.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 11:30 AM (vPh3W)

106 77 And quality healthcare. Don't forget quality healthcare.

Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 11:26 AM (SCu3s)



Don't forget the free pho's either. And EBT cards.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 11:30 AM (oKE6c)

107 another day another atrocity... Poor dears... All they need are jobs...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 17, 2015 11:30 AM (Bn6aD)

108 /cusses like the sailor he once was...


Hey Harfy.... uh... how about worrying about jobs for AMERICANS!!!!

Posted by: BB Wolf at February 17, 2015 11:30 AM (qh617)

109 Bubbles, when even Tingles gets it that only killing ISIS monsters until they decide to drive cabs for a living, maybe lots of killing needs to be done

Posted by: kbdabear at February 17, 2015 11:30 AM (shqnP)

110 But one of the root causes is a petulant pussy in the White House...

Your move, Marie.

Posted by: t-bird at February 17, 2015 11:30 AM (j37Ud)

111 Dammit, sorry Honey Badger. Didn't see your Dunham comment first.

Great minds, though- great minds.

Posted by: Fringe at February 17, 2015 11:30 AM (oWl4T)

112 Affordable child-care and after school latch key programs. Don't forget those.

If only ISIS had those, they wouldn't be roasting humans alive and decapitating Christians by the bushel on the beach.

Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 11:30 AM (Xv7f/)

113 Well-played, Obama. Very well played.


Yup.

The American system of governance is not designed to deal with a President who outright refuses to do his job.



Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 17, 2015 11:30 AM (IrByp)

114 ISIS job interviews must be a bitch.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 17, 2015 11:30 AM (7ObY1)

115 How many Marines are near these animals? Enough so if they were unleashed could decapitate, if you will, ISIS? Or not enough so as to recreate The Alamo?

Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 17, 2015 11:30 AM (493eh)

116 "She molests the truth like it's a drunken sorority sister."

You, sir, are a poet.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at February 17, 2015 11:30 AM (5Un6g)

117 I swear I'm sending DC a trainload of clown noses. Might as well look the part too....

Dumb bints.

Posted by: Tami at February 17, 2015 11:31 AM (v0/PR)

118 I give Harf One Degree of Psaki.

You've all heard of the 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon -- Well, in this administration, no one is more than 3 degrees from the idiocy of Psaki.

I wonder if those two get up in the morning, look in the mirror, and go "How can I get more vapid today?"

It's a real challenge, and they consistently rise to it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2015 11:31 AM (BFSWM)

119 85 Don't forget FDR and LBJ
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2015 11:27 AM (1Jaio)


As horrible as all those prexy's were, arguable none of them actually hated the country and its people.

This utter bastard was weaned on pure unadulterated hatred.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2015 11:31 AM (CMkNk)

120 103 Just wait until those 300 Americans are captured, and lined up in cages.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 17, 2015 11:29 AM (20Zla)




How many Democrats are there in Congress?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 11:31 AM (oKE6c)

121 Maybe some Midnight Basketball programs?

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2015 11:31 AM (Rx8ML)

122 "If we hire enough of them, they'll stop fighting."

Posted by: Stuff General LeMay said at February 17, 2015 11:31 AM (zoehZ)

123 Mardi Gras live. These people are crazy.



http://tinyurl.com/p2hux2a

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 11:31 AM (0FSuD)

124 She thinks that their entrpreneurial spirit is being held back by excessive government regulation or something, so the only option open to them is slitting women's throats.

----

.... so ...... sugartits..... is that a domestic option as well???

Asking for a friend.... of course.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2015 11:31 AM (NaV4z)

125 "Or not enough so as to recreate The Alamo?"

I read 300 and some.

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 11:31 AM (MYCIw)

126 Anyone who suggests terrorists can be assuaged by a jobs program should be pilloried and shunned from society. Instead, they get to be the mouthpiece for the Obama administration. Now, who wants a Buzzfeed video, a hashtag, and some pictures of Obama on the golf course?

Posted by: no good deed at February 17, 2015 11:31 AM (5ZMRa)

127 This is what fundamental change looks like - what it feels like - what the world sees now when they look at America.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at February 17, 2015 11:31 AM (BZAd3)

128 "99 26 Mike Barnicle on AM Joe says we can't say "radical Islam" because...

...Crusades.


Remember those crazy days of old, when journalists questioned authority instead of mindlessly repeating authority"

Mike Barnicle wouldn't be Mike Barnicle if he wasn't plagiarizing someone else's work, so that's par for the +34 handicap course.

Posted by: Fringe at February 17, 2015 11:31 AM (oWl4T)

129 As horrible as all those prexy's were, arguable none of them actually hated the country and its people.

This utter bastard was weaned on pure unadulterated hatred.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2015 11:31 AM (CMkNk)



Yep, and he is as close to being literally a bastard as not to matter.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 11:32 AM (oKE6c)

130 113 Well-played, Obama. Very well played.


Yup.

The American system of governance is not designed to deal with a President who outright refuses to do his job.



Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 17, 2015 11:30 AM (IrByp)



The American People are. And it involves the liberal application of one of the Articles of the Bill or Rights.

'nuff said.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2015 11:32 AM (CMkNk)

131 103
Just wait until those 300 Americans are captured, and lined up in cages.



That will never happen. If it came down to hand-to-hand combat (and given Barry's reluctance to provide aid to our troops), I'm pretty sure the Marines will use those stabby things that go on the ends of their rifles that Barry told us we don't use anymore.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 11:32 AM (FsuaD)

132 It would seem beyond comprehension how anyone could support or admire Obama at this stage, until you remember that hatred of America is the founding principle of today's Democrat party.

Posted by: Null at February 17, 2015 11:32 AM (xjpRj)

133 So, Mr. Abdullah Mohammed-Mohammed, what do you consider to be your greatest weakness?

I am not sawing enough heads off of the infidels, but I'm trying to work on that.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 17, 2015 11:32 AM (7ObY1)

134 102 The worst part? Which of the potential 2016 candidates do you truly trust to take it to ISIS? Because in all seriousness, none of them give me that vibe.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 17, 2015 11:29 AM (R2hF2)


VERY good point...

Posted by: BB Wolf at February 17, 2015 11:32 AM (qh617)

135 I think the Congress should just approve like 23 million dollars so that ISIS can paint murals of camels around an oasis or something like that. I think any nice picture of the Mideast would be cool. My BFF Jen Psaki and I would put a picture like that on our walls; All the State Dept officials would. It's not like they're going to paint Mohammed or anything bad like that.

Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 11:32 AM (DXzRD)

136 I read 300 and some.
Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 11:31 AM (MYCIw)

I shall lead these men at the Hot Gates, and thence to glory!

Posted by: King Leonidas at February 17, 2015 11:32 AM (2Ojst)

137 You know, maybe we should grab the time machine that ace totally doesn't have, go back, kidnap Richard the Lionheart, and have him give a statement to the effect of "The Crusades? Dude, get over it, they were a defensive war!" (In Norman French, of course, but still.)

Posted by: joncelli at February 17, 2015 11:32 AM (RD7QR)

138 Well, Obama DID promise to fundamentally transform this country. Mission accomplished.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 17, 2015 11:32 AM (R2hF2)

139 Here's the funniest thing about Harf's idiotic statement.

Isis is all about the social programs. It's an Islamic socialist paradise...as long as you don't break any of the rules that change daily.

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 11:33 AM (MYCIw)

140 Harf and Psaki should be working on the homecoming float, and leave foreign policy to the grownups.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 11:33 AM (oKE6c)

141 Root causes?



Then the solution is death or forced conversion

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at February 17, 2015 11:33 AM (zOTsN)

142 Achieved optimization of organizational resources by identifying opportunities for synergistic multilayering of skill sets, resulting in increased productivity and the burning alive of entire village populations.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2015 11:33 AM (SCu3s)

143 Yes, Ace, of course they are trying to draw us out. Can you imagine what they will do to our soldiers when they capture them?

Sweet Lord, don't let this happen.

Posted by: PJ at February 17, 2015 11:33 AM (cHuNI)

144 HARF: "I think there is few stages here...."
--------------------------

You think?

Who cares what you 'think'? You're just a f*cking spokesman..., an intern who got stuck with the job of mouthpiece.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 11:33 AM (/GgDU)

145 The brilliance of Strategic Patience needs time to work. A couple more years- maybe ten if Hillary ascends this throne- and then we can re-assess. Promise!

In the meantime, brackets...

Posted by: Barack Almighty at February 17, 2015 11:34 AM (j37Ud)

146 I don't know which is worse:

- Harf actually believes this b.s.

- Harf actually thinks we're to dumb to know it's b.s., and that pretending ISIS isn't a threat will make them go away


Both are magical thinking - and by magical thinking, I mean INSANITY!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2015 11:34 AM (WvpaS)

147 134 102 The worst part? Which of the potential 2016 candidates do you truly trust to take it to ISIS? Because in all seriousness, none of them give me that vibe.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 17, 2015 11:29 AM (R2hF2)


VERY good point...
Posted by: BB Wolf at February 17, 2015 11:32 AM (qh617)


The Dream Team:

Ralph Peters/General al-Sisi '16

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2015 11:34 AM (CMkNk)

148 Cure Root Causes, a favorite liberal ploy to deflect real action. We
can't fix our own problems of poverty. WTF do they think we can address
and fix poverty on the other side of the world that dwarfs our own in
severity and sheer numbers?

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 17, 2015 11:34 AM (1BQGO)

149 I consider myself to be hawkish on national security, but I say this: get our troops out Iraq and Afghanistan. All of them. Now. It's bad enough that these brave men and women have to fight ISIS and the Taliban, but now they've also got to fight their commander-in-chief, with his nursery school "play fair or no milk and cookies" bullshit.

Our troops are fighting a war they can not win. Bring them home.


Posted by: Jax Jaguars at February 17, 2015 11:34 AM (ISxUB)

150 Jay Guevera,
Those two aren't qualified or have looks for that.

Posted by: Carol at February 17, 2015 11:34 AM (sj3Ax)

151 Amazing.

I got nothin'. This shit is so fcuking stupid that I can't think of anything more ridiculous to use for lampooning it.

We are so FCUKED.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - food and ammo, folks. Food and ammo. at February 17, 2015 11:34 AM (5Un6g)

152 @147 - Scott Walker. Bobby Jindal. Rick Perry. Ted Cruz.

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2015 11:34 AM (Rx8ML)

153 I've got important work to do. March Madness is right around the corner.

Posted by: President Obama at February 17, 2015 11:35 AM (5ZMRa)

154 Remember those crazy days of old, when journalists questioned authority instead of mindlessly repeating authority?





Posted by: Citizen X at February 17, 2015 11:29 AM



Nope. I don't remember anything before 2009.

Posted by: Marie "that's a" Larf at February 17, 2015 11:35 AM (bAGA/)

155 "Can you imagine what they will do to our soldiers when they capture them"

I don't think they'd let themselves be captured. The only way they get captured is if Obama leaves them as sitting ducks and the base is attacked.

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 11:35 AM (MYCIw)

156
Marie Harf is not worthy of the appellation "Sugar Tits."

Feh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2015 11:35 AM (CMkNk)

157 126 Anyone who suggests terrorists can be assuaged by a jobs program should be pilloried and shunned from society.



Ed Gein? Just needed a job, that's all. Then none of that unpleasantness would have happened.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 11:35 AM (oKE6c)

158 The Dream Team:

Ralph Peters/General al-Sisi '16


King Abdullah of Jordan for Secretary of Retribution

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 17, 2015 11:35 AM (R2hF2)

159 I still to her. Have a soft heart for gingers.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 11:35 AM (0FSuD)

160 Al Asad is an Airbase. A couple of C-130's and they could be out of there quickly.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2015 11:35 AM (hlbmD)

161
...dwindling supplies of delicious Cinnanmon Toast Crunch

Posted by: brak at February 17, 2015 11:18 AM (Tj+s6)








Well, to be fair.......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 17, 2015 11:35 AM (TIIx5)

162
Anyone who suggests terrorists can be assuaged by a jobs program should be pilloried and shunned from society afraid to walk outside for fear of their personal safety

---

My take

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 17, 2015 11:35 AM (20Zla)

163 That will never happen. If it came down to hand-to-hand combat (and given Barry's reluctance to provide aid to our troops), I'm pretty sure the Marines will use those stabby things that go on the ends of their rifles that Barry told us we don't use anymore.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 11:32 AM (FsuaD)



Your faith is admirable, but misplaced. It doesn't matter how good those men are, and they are damn good, if they are overwhelmed by numbers. If they run out of ammo. Or food. Or any other number of things.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2015 11:36 AM (da5Wo)

164 Any inclination to approve some use of force nonsense has to be tempered by the knowledge that our "leader" isn't to be trusted.

Posted by: ejo at February 17, 2015 11:36 AM (rsGj7)

165 Can we kidnap the King of Jordan (and his gorgeous wife) and put them in charge of the US? Barky and his pet gorilla just aren't up to the task.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - food and ammo, folks. Food and ammo. at February 17, 2015 11:36 AM (5Un6g)

166
It's too bad that Chrissy went insane during the Bush/Gore Election drama in 2000.He used to be quite good at calling libs out on their BS during the Clinton years.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 17, 2015 11:36 AM (OD2ni)

167 In the long term our Arab allies - those who are actually going out there and bombing and killing ISIS on a large scale - will demand the right to call the shots in the region, and justifiably so, because they're the ones who've put in the hard yards.

Obama does not understand and never did understand that ending the war means winning the war, not just bringing the troops home. Smaller coalition partners (Australia, etc.) might be able to make a withdrawal decision based on having entered on a limited premise and with limited resources, but the big dog in the yard doesn't get to go home until all the foxes are running or dead.

Posted by: perturbed at February 17, 2015 11:36 AM (TXq4O)

168 Think it's clear why Harf left the CIA as an "analyst" to join the State Dept.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2015 11:36 AM (WvpaS)

169

The Dream Team:

King AbdullahRalph Peters/General al-Sisi '16


A fella can dream, right?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, now half gay at February 17, 2015 11:36 AM (JtwS4)

170 This administration sees it through the prism of anti-Western civilization in fact a burning hatred of Western civilization

-----------

I agree to a point, but the caveat is they hate Western civilization before the Age of Obama. Now a much more enlightened form has been ushered in to show how it should have been done in the past.

Posted by: flmomof4 at February 17, 2015 11:36 AM (nSjrf)

171 I consider myself to be hawkish on national security, but I say this: get our troops out Iraq and Afghanistan. All of them. Now. It's bad enough that these brave men and women have to fight ISIS and the Taliban, but now they've also got to fight their commander-in-chief, with his nursery school "play fair or no milk and cookies" bullshit.

Our troops are fighting a war they can not win. Bring them home.


Posted by: Jax Jaguars at February 17, 2015 11:34 AM (ISxUB)


I'm more of a hawk that you are and I agree 100%. Give them the weapons and support and let them fight or bring them home NOW

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2015 11:36 AM (rDqRv)

172 Could people please stop talking about "unleashing Marines"? As far as we know, there are NO line units in Iraq. Unless actualc ombat units are there, with support and air cover, then making who ever is there engage in combat would be horrific.

Units were sent in to train, to coordinate with Iraqi forces, toprotect the Green zoneand to guide airstrikes.

I'm not aware of any build up tat coould enable offensive operations by ourselves, and that's what would be the current scenario.
These idiots are stalling, hoping that iraq will revive or that Jordan will do the dirty work.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 17, 2015 11:36 AM (Spluw)

173 Pray for those in ISIS path. Pray for those marines

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at February 17, 2015 11:36 AM (zOTsN)

174
I sawed his head of in the name of Allah.... and because I cant find a job...... but mostly in the name of Allah.

Posted by: Achmed the ISIS Terrorists at February 17, 2015 11:36 AM (NaV4z)

175 150 Jay Guevera,
Those two aren't qualified or have looks for that.

Posted by: Carol at February 17, 2015 11:34 AM (sj3Ax)




So it would be a lateral move?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 11:36 AM (oKE6c)

176 Like I said - we should only have ground troops in the ME right now if GEN Mattis is given command and the mission to destroy the Islamic State as a state and as a military threat.

If we broke that fucking Caliphate it would be immediately illegitimate.

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2015 11:37 AM (Rx8ML)

177 Are we killing enough of them? Hell no! When we kill the amount that makes the others forever renounce satan worship, that MAY be enough. At this point it's anybodies guess. Bottom line, we need to get started. We are way behind.

Posted by: Eromero at February 17, 2015 11:37 AM (go5uR)

178 Our troops are fighting a war they can not win. Bring them home.




Posted by: Jax Jaguars at February 17, 2015 11:34 AM (ISxUB)


When it comes to war, you must either be all in, or all OUT....

Anything else... as has been shown time and again since WW2, leads to eventual defeat.

Posted by: BB Wolf at February 17, 2015 11:37 AM (qh617)

179 These idiots are stalling, hoping that iraq will revive or that Jordan will do the dirty work.
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 17, 2015 11:36 AM (Spluw)

And I was sure I was wining that last Lottery

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2015 11:37 AM (rDqRv)

180 I hope they aren't ordered to surrender by the Assclown in Chief.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2015 11:37 AM (hlbmD)

181 Report Obama Refused To Give Jordan, Egypt Intel To Target ISIS Can there truly remain any question as to whose side Barry is on?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2015 11:27 AM (2Ojst)

There isa political reason for all of this. Under no circumstances can US ground troops be engaged in large-scale action anywhere for any reason or provocation between now and December 2016.

President Obama is worried about his legacy and his base. He is determined not be historically evaluated as awar president and he is also equally determined to prevent a party-rupturing schism over the deployment of American troops overseas. The far-Left base of the Democratic Party would have a conniption if American troops are still fighting in Iraq in 2016, endangering Hillary's chances of winning the general election and possiblyundoing the 'transformational' project started in 2008.

Posted by: troyriser at February 17, 2015 11:37 AM (CAJL/)

182 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 17, 2015 11:37 AM (kff5f)

183 Mohammedanism is an evil death cult.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 17, 2015 11:37 AM (kff5f)

184 Harf and Psaki should be working on the homecoming float, and leave foreign policy to the grownups.

Well, Jen and I do have a float in mind for the Muslim Pride Day parade. Whoopsie-I guess I let the cat out of the bag on the holiday President Obama is soon going to declare by EO. Anyway, we're going to have the coolest float and we've lined up vendors to serve authentic Middle Eastern foods along the parade route. But I'll still be able to do my other duties in the State Dept. as well.

Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 11:38 AM (DXzRD)

185 If only we had created a jobs program for the Japanese and the Germans, WWII might have been averted.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 17, 2015 11:38 AM (1BQGO)

186 Report Obama Refused To Give Jordan, Egypt Intel To Target ISIS Can there truly remain any question as to whose side Barry is on?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2015 11:27 AM (2Ojst)

There isa political reason for all of this. Under no circumstances can US ground troops be engaged in large-scale action anywhere for any reason or provocation between now and December 2016.

President Obama is worried about his legacy and his base. He is determined not be historically evaluated as awar president and he is also equally determined to prevent a party-rupturing schism over the deployment of American troops overseas. The far-Left base of the Democratic Party would have a conniption if American troops are still fighting in Iraq in 2016, endangering Hillary's chances of winning the general election and possiblyundoing the 'transformational' project started in 2008.
Posted by: troyriser at February 17, 2015 11:37 AM (CAJL/)


He is also taking his marching orders from Iran or at the very least doing nothing that would upset them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2015 11:38 AM (rDqRv)

187 Your faith is admirable, but misplaced. It doesn't
matter how good those men are, and they are damn good, if they are
overwhelmed by numbers. If they run out of ammo. Or food. Or any other
number of things.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2015 11:36 AM (da5Wo)


I'm trying not to think about that. Son found out a couple of days ago one of his buddies is there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 11:38 AM (FsuaD)

188 >>Your faith is admirable, but misplaced. It doesn't matter how good those
men are, and they are damn good, if they are overwhelmed by numbers. If
they run out of ammo. Or food. Or any other number of things.


And Obama won't approve any air support or rescue should things go pear-shaped. See: Benghazi.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2015 11:38 AM (WvpaS)

189 My agent sent me out to audition for a slot on the Onion. I get in this cab. Some foreign guy ... Morocco, I think... is driving. He jabbers something at me. I thought he wanted to know my favorite frat. "Phi Beta" I tell him. Next thing I know, he's dropped me off at someplace called "Foggy Bottom". Things kinda snowballed from there.

Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 11:39 AM (Xv7f/)

190 The federal bureaucracy is a makework program for mouthbreathers like Psaki and Harf. And they'll leave this job for some high-paying consulting gig, and never work a job requiring more than three functioning brain cells in their lives.

Posted by: brak at February 17, 2015 11:39 AM (Tj+s6)

191 ISIS has just rounded up a bunch of Egyptian workers in Libya.



I'll take bets Egypt's army is going to invade. Enough!

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 11:39 AM (0FSuD)

192 113 Well-played, Obama. Very well played.


Yup.

The American system of governance is not designed to deal with a President who outright refuses to do his job.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at February 17, 2015 11:30 AM (IrByp

Yes it is Empress. But the other 2 branches must be willing to do their job as well.

If this JEF was a white man instead of Puff the Magic Negro he wouldn't have pulled half the shit he had. Since he has he should be impeached. But we have a gutless government and a gutless press.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 11:39 AM (vPh3W)

193 I'm trying not to think about that. Son found out a couple of days ago one of his buddies is there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 11:38 AM (FsuaD)



*nods*

Thoughts and prayers for all those over there.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2015 11:39 AM (da5Wo)

194
Alternate post title:

obama Admin: The Way To Defeat ISIS is With Midnight Basketball Program

Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at February 17, 2015 11:39 AM (AO6Ao)

195 Midnight basketball?

Posted by: Brian "Sandstorm" Williams at February 17, 2015 11:39 AM (Ft3+l)

196
I have an idea - instead of a jobs program, how about low yield nuclear warheads? You kill enough of them and their families, they will stop.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 17, 2015 11:39 AM (20Zla)

197 There is only one way to handle IS.

Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

And they can have jobs (until we've killed them) as gravediggers.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 17, 2015 11:39 AM (kff5f)

198 Posted by: Blue Hen at February 17, 2015 11:36 AM (Spluw)

Hmmm.... seem to remember 1000 of the 82nd Airborn were sent to Iraq recently...

and those are combat troops....

Posted by: BB Wolf at February 17, 2015 11:39 AM (qh617)

199 Who cares what you 'think'? You're just ..., an intern who got stuck with the job of mouthpiece.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 11:33 AM (/GgDU)


How many times did I hear that?

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at February 17, 2015 11:39 AM (oKE6c)

200 They have jobs, they saw heads off.

Posted by: Killerdog at February 17, 2015 11:40 AM (NiDUU)

201 ...'girlish, giggling retard'...?...I think I'm in love!...yaayyyyyy!

Posted by: Corky the Retard at February 17, 2015 11:40 AM (0d13i)

202 I don't think they'd let themselves be captured. The only way they get captured is if Obama leaves them as sitting ducks and the base is attacked.

Which I wouldn't put past TFG. He's proven he doesn't care about ambassadors, why should he care about Marines?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 17, 2015 11:40 AM (0HooB)

203 Bret WSJ editorial called him President Buzzfeed.

Posted by: Carol at February 17, 2015 11:40 AM (sj3Ax)

204 I'm surprised she missed an opportunity to throw in something about oil and Western greed

Posted by: brak at February 17, 2015 11:40 AM (Tj+s6)

205 Egypt has all those Abrahms Tanks.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2015 11:40 AM (hlbmD)

206 My rage meter broke ages ago. My hate meter is pegging so hard it's about to fly across the room.

The assholes in this administration (and I'm looking at the Head Asshole, Barry), are getting good people killed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 11:40 AM (FsuaD)

207 Breaking: Jen Psaki says that in addition to lack of employment opportunities, ISIS members are almost certainly driven by disappointment of not having been included in Obama's executive order amnesty.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at February 17, 2015 11:40 AM (BZAd3)

208
crap

Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at February 17, 2015 11:40 AM (AO6Ao)

209 So I told him, stop calling me Froggy Bottom.

Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 11:40 AM (SCu3s)

210 Harf provides the perfect proof of the lack of understanding of ISIS at the highest levels of the US government discussed in the Atlantic article yesterday. That is a f@cking great article.



And like a lot of morons up-thread said, after reading that article, I think that we will indeed have to kill our way out of this. Let the Marines off the leash indeed.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2015 11:41 AM (sjdRT)

211 But we have a gutless government and a gutless suborned press.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 11:39 AM (vPh3W)


FIFY.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 11:41 AM (oKE6c)

212 The only way they get captured is if Obama leaves them as sitting ducks and the base is attacked.
Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 11:35 AM (MYCIw)

----

No. It is kind of an unwritten rule you do not ever surrender or give up ever in the sandbox. Last full measure of devotion.

Because nobody wants their folks to see some goatfucker sawing your head off on CNN.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2015 11:41 AM (NaV4z)

213 It's the JV team!
All is well! All is well!

Posted by: wooga at February 17, 2015 11:41 AM (eoJ1a)

214 "Yesterday, Marcus Luttrell was on Fox, and said, "Unchain the Marines in Iraq, and (paraphrasing) they'll wipe out ISIS."


Posted by: Jane D'oh"

That's the thing--Obama believes the Marines are the cause of the problem, not the answer. So he will not unchain them. I hope their CO has the courage to do what he thinks is right.


Posted by: PJ at February 17, 2015 11:41 AM (cHuNI)

215 Those marines would be overrun. There are too few of them. It would be a blood bath

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at February 17, 2015 11:41 AM (zOTsN)

216 I don't know if it's true, but I read we are denying intel on ISIS locations to Jordan and Egypt. I understand protecting sources and methods, but why in the hell would this be done? It's the perfect set up for us.

Posted by: no good deed at February 17, 2015 11:41 AM (5ZMRa)

217 Jobs huh? The answer to everything. They've brainwashed themselves. ISIS is not merely a problem of idle hands, and thinking employment opportunities will fix it is to look at every problem from a narrow, western viewpoint.

The broader vision is to kill them. At least ISIS provides a bright flame to draw out the psychopaths and medieval ideologues to be liquefied.

Posted by: fb at February 17, 2015 11:41 AM (JVEmw)

218 Relax.

There's a US-led coalition against ISIS. It's a coalition, so it's not unilateral. It's US-led, so the US is leading it. Furthermore, this coalition is against ISIS, so the inherent reason for being of this ad-hoc alliance is something adversarial in nature.

Everything's fine.

Posted by: FireHorse at February 17, 2015 11:41 AM (8TqNO)

219 Egypt is not invading anything. Their Military, much like Jordan's, is moslty for keeping the present Regimes in Power.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2015 11:41 AM (rDqRv)

220 Yes it is Empress. But the other 2 branches must be willing to do their job as well.

This. If not for the racialists in the MFM (delenda est) the SCOAMT would have been impeached in 2012, if not before.

And he *certainly* would be now.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 17, 2015 11:41 AM (kff5f)

221 Is the plan to have a group of US personnel captured and incinerated in a cage on YouTube? Because that's where this is going.
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Interesting question.

Seriously.

How many dead Americans would it take to see the impeachment and humiliation of Obama?

I mean a number.

Say those Marines get captured and killed (God forbid). Would that be enough?

IDK. I think this media would still protect him and there are not enough Republicans with military backgrounds to defend America.

Look at 9/11. This media lied us out of our God-given and legitimate response of full, all-out war; defending instead a per-Medieval ideology. Honing and refining their apologies over the last 14 years.

And that was 3,000+ of us killed in cold blood.

So, how many dead Americans will it take?

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 17, 2015 11:42 AM (ZvKdv)

222 185 If only we had created a jobs program for the Japanese and the Germans, WWII might have been averted.


Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 17, 2015 11:38 AM (1BQGO)


The Japanese already had a jobs program.... they were doing a Corporate takeover of China...

and Germany was just opening new markets in Poland...

Posted by: BB Wolf at February 17, 2015 11:42 AM (qh617)

223 Time for Operation Pokemon.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 11:42 AM (oKE6c)

224 "But we cannot win this war by killing them."

It's like all of human history is unknown to her. Did she go to Harvard or something?

Posted by: t-bird at February 17, 2015 11:42 AM (j37Ud)

225 Free community college is a start, and maybe like some free Pabst Blue Ribbon to go with their cool hipster beards

Posted by: Bubbles McBlabbermouth at February 17, 2015 11:42 AM (shqnP)

226 And they can have jobs (until we've killed them) as gravediggers. Posted by: AllenG at February 17, 2015 11:39 AM (kff5f)


My suggestion from the previous thread:

The survivors can take the molten glass that used to
be sand and make useful dishes and glasses out of it. Other than that,
fcuk 'em.



Posted by: 1bulwetweft - food and ammo, folks. Food and ammo. at February 17, 2015 11:42 AM (TR90z)

227 It would seem beyond comprehension how anyone could support or admire Obama at this stage, until you remember that hatred of America is the founding principle of today's Democrat party. Posted by: Null at February 17, 2015 11:32 AM

If anyone looks up Choom Boy's comments after 9/11/01, this latest remark from one of his co-conspirators will come as no surprise.

The fact that he was elected President -- twice -- after spewing such pro-Muzzie tripe simply shows the power of Affirmative Action, and the cowardice of our Political Elites.

In the words of an old Toyota ad: You asked for it, you got it.

Posted by: MrScribbler at February 17, 2015 11:42 AM (P8YHq)

228 Hey will somebody please wake R.B. Ginsburg up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2015 11:42 AM (rDqRv)

229 I would know how to deal with this.

Posted by: Zombie Moshe Dayan at February 17, 2015 11:42 AM (/GgDU)

230 U.S. Americans need to be more tolerant of terror.

Posted by: Marie Barf at February 17, 2015 11:42 AM (Dwehj)

231 Once you kill enough people, a lot of jobs open up. Just sayin', Harf.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2015 11:43 AM (SCu3s)

232 ""But we cannot win this war by killing them."



Hug it out....?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 17, 2015 11:43 AM (LA7Cm)

233 What does she know of war?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2015 11:43 AM (hlbmD)

234 If I were a marxist, mohammedan, anti-Western civilization turd in the white house, I would leave those US advisors in place while ISIS surrounded them.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 17, 2015 11:43 AM (20Zla)

235 I would know how to deal with this.
Posted by: Zombie Moshe Dayan at February 17, 2015 11:42 AM (/GgDU)


You gonna give them the old evil one eye?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2015 11:43 AM (rDqRv)

236 So, we need a jobs program for the whole world, is that what is she is saying???

God that girl is dumb.

Posted by: Lea - Sorry make that Miss Leaette at February 17, 2015 11:44 AM (vmMMi)

237 Why is there indiscriminate killing going on in Libya? I thought the US had jailed the film maker, Hillary had hit the reset button and that the death of Ambassador Stevens had quenched the thirst of the peasants.

Obviously something is wrong with our foreign diplomacy.

//////

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 11:44 AM (vPh3W)

238 Good Lord! She must be able to suck the chrome off a bumper to keep her job. And I for one am willing to nominate myself to test this theory......

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at February 17, 2015 11:44 AM (wCQHZ)

239 Golf lessons. ISIS recruits need golf lessons to mitigate the angsty angst of shanking the long ball.

Posted by: Fritz at February 17, 2015 11:44 AM (UzPAd)

240 The obvious solution is for ISIS to take up midnight basketball but instead of a regulation ball they can use the heads of Coptic Christians.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 17, 2015 11:44 AM (hSxPE)

241 Listening to what dribbles out of Harf and Psaki's mouths along with other student senate types in this WH, I've come to the conclusion that an Ivy League degree isn't quite what it used to be

Posted by: kbdabear at February 17, 2015 11:45 AM (shqnP)

242 No. It is kind of an unwritten rule you do not ever surrender or give up ever in the sandbox. Last full measure of devotion.

Because nobody wants their folks to see some goatfucker sawing your head off on CNN.


Certainly they'll fight until they are unable to fight- and for many of them that means until death- but some of them will be unable to fight *before* they're dead, and will be captured (if things go completely pear-shaped).

In reality, if the President does not send in major support fairly quickly, the Marines will be overrun and some number of them (however small) will be captured.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 17, 2015 11:45 AM (kff5f)

243 They're turning their lives around.

Posted by: Marie Barf at February 17, 2015 11:45 AM (Dwehj)

244 219
Egypt is not invading anything. Their Military, much like Jordan's, is moslty for keeping the present Regimes in Power.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2015 11:41 AM (rDqRv)


I disagree. Read this. If president calls up reverse they have 1.5 MILLION. 486,000 ready to go NOW.


http://tinyurl.com/dbhesj

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 11:45 AM (0FSuD)

245 300 pissed off Marines with orders to go forth, take no prisoners, and WIN, would be a fury to be reckoned with.

But, not clear as to what kind of support they have, have long it would take to get to them with the needed support, and how many ISIL fanatics they would be dealing with.

Does Obama know? Is he even engaged with the military advisors? Is there any kind of plan being formed or resolve or spine?

Don't even bother to snort in disgust. I know these are ludicrous questions. Just venting.

Posted by: RM at February 17, 2015 11:45 AM (fRppw)

246 "Egypt has all those Abrahms Tanks."


Yes. And F-16s and Apaches, etc. All nice and shiny.


Wouldn't want to risk too many of them.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 17, 2015 11:46 AM (LA7Cm)

247 Send Marie Hork over there and let her set up a jobs program.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 11:46 AM (FsuaD)

248 "Say those Marines get captured and killed (God forbid). Would that be enough?"

No. Which is why Obama will do jack shit to support them.

Nothing changes the calculus at this point. Maybe nuking LA, DC, and NYC simultaneously.

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 11:46 AM (MYCIw)

249 ISIS?Who cares. Can we get back to talking about the SNL Reunion and 50 Shades of Gray.

Posted by: 52% of Voters at February 17, 2015 11:46 AM (OD2ni)

250 Marie Harf makes more sense when you turn the sound down and lip sync snarky, obscene comments over the video.

Posted by: Randy at February 17, 2015 11:46 AM (Xv7f/)

251 So crazed Muslim terrorists need jobs? Give 'em Harf's job (and Psaki's, too).

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 11:47 AM (oKE6c)

252 we too have a root cause to our grievance...that is why we are trying to enrich and weaponize our peaceful uranium ore...

Posted by: ayatollah ali khamenei at February 17, 2015 11:47 AM (yrk2K)

253 need jobs? isn't that rather demeaning? What about a real education in an American University for Social Justice?

job? haha, why should one work when they can get their freak on and become a 'modern'star?

Posted by: comrade willow at February 17, 2015 11:47 AM (nqBYe)

254 Shit now they throw out pillow, t shirts, coins and beads.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 11:47 AM (0FSuD)

255 251 So crazed Muslim terrorists need jobs? Give 'em Harf's job (and Psaki's, too).
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 11:47 AM (oKE6c


Make them little Twitter assistants.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 11:48 AM (vPh3W)

256 Killing the enemy is how wars are won.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2015 11:48 AM (hlbmD)

257 Posted by: Muad'dib at February 17, 2015 11:41 AM (sjdRT)

almost all the major cities, and infrastructure of that area of the world, is built along 2 River valleys... the Tigris and Euphrates... which come together in Iraq...

Get the tanks stored in Saudi Arabia...

Fly in the 1 Armored Division, and 1st Cav Division... start in the South... send one up one river... one the other...

Use 'allies' as rear guard troops... do NOT stop until you hit the Med... and Turkey...

Decimate everything up and down those valleys... do NOT worry about collateral damage... in fact ENSURE we break stuff.

Then... WITHDRAW.

Posted by: BB Wolf at February 17, 2015 11:48 AM (qh617)

258 I changed my last name because Harf was too easy to misspell.

Posted by: Marie Barf at February 17, 2015 11:48 AM (Dwehj)

259 I would know how to deal with this.
Posted by: Zombie Moshe Dayan at February 17, 2015 11:42 AM (/GgDU)

You gonna give them the old evil one eye?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
-----------------------------------

When the baleful eye of Dayan fell upon someone, it was a sign certain that their life was about to take a turn for the worse.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 11:48 AM (/GgDU)

260 I disagree. Read this. If president calls up reverse they have 1.5 MILLION. 486,000 ready to go NOW.


http://tinyurl.com/dbhesj
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 11:45 AM (0FSuD)

I don't care if he has 6 million reserves. He is not invading anything but the HQ of the Muslim Brotherhood

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2015 11:48 AM (rDqRv)

261 Thanks for asking. Here's my academic record:

http://tinyurl.com/qhs3fn6

Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 11:48 AM (DXzRD)

262 and those are combat troops....
Posted by: BB Wolf at February 17, 2015 11:39 AM (qh617)

3 BDE, 82nd Airborne. My old unit. I was initiallysomewhat puzzled by their deployment since training indigenous troops is more of a Special Forces deal, but I guess the Pentagon sent a full combat infantry brigade because it is capable of conducting the training mission and strong enough to discourage enemy attempts to annhilate it, which would be the casewith aconglomeration of SF teams.

Posted by: troyriser at February 17, 2015 11:48 AM (CAJL/)

263 So crazed Muslim terrorists need jobs? Give 'em Harf's job (and Psaki's, too).
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 11:47 AM (oKE6c


The only difference would be the improved grammar.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 17, 2015 11:48 AM (kff5f)

264 Send Marie Hork over there and let her set up a jobs program.

Send Rev Al-Sharpton and JJ Jacksuhn over there too. Those ISIS guys need to be organized.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 17, 2015 11:48 AM (0HooB)

265 Does Obama know? Is he even engaged with the military advisors? Is there any kind of plan being formed or resolve or spine?

Nah. He's too busy playing golf in Palm Springs and spending a romantic weekend for Valentines day.... Without Mooch, who took the Moochettes to Aspen skiing

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 17, 2015 11:49 AM (Bn6aD)

266 If you kill enough of them, the rest of IS can be fully employed as undertakers.

There's your solution, Marie.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2015 11:49 AM (BFSWM)

267 251 So crazed Muslim terrorists need jobs? Give 'em Harf's job (and Psaki's, too).
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 11:47 AM (oKE6c

Good morning, welcome to Goat-Mart. Burkas are in aisle 10, goats in the outdoor section.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 11:49 AM (vPh3W)

268 Posted by: Blue Hen at February 17, 2015 11:36 AM (Spluw) Hmmm.... seem to remember 1000 of the 82nd Airborn were sent to Iraq recently... and those are combat troops....
Posted by: BB Wolf

yeah, and I think that there mission was to secure American posts in Baghdad.
One battalion of well trained, highly motivated light infantry. You would need mech infantry with organic armor, artillery and air to conduct offensive operations. And you'd need far more than one battalion.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 17, 2015 11:49 AM (Spluw)

269 "Harf began her career as an intelligence analyst for the CIA focusing on leadership analysis in the Middle East, specifically Saudi Arabia. She spent several years as an analyst before moving to the CIA's media shop." http://foreignpolicy.com/2013/04/30/former-obama-spokesperson-moving-to-state/

Our country is in the best of hands.

Posted by: Boo at February 17, 2015 11:49 AM (YNCjR)

270 I harf up a hairball, everybody freaks. She harfs up an unspeakably moronic statement, and it's cool. WTF?

Posted by: Fido at February 17, 2015 11:49 AM (oKE6c)

271 why when i'm outta a job the first thing i do is join a murderous group to kill to my hearts content. Because nothing shows frustration with being human like beheading people one doesn't like
amirite or am. i .rite?

Posted by: comrade willow at February 17, 2015 11:50 AM (nqBYe)

272 Send Rev Al-Sharpton and JJ Jacksuhn over there too. Those ISIS guys need to be organized.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 17, 2015 11:48 AM (0HooB)

Jackson might still burn good but that I doubt that horrific looking sharpton would burn?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2015 11:50 AM (rDqRv)

273 Without Mooch, who took the Moochettes to Aspen skiing
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 17, 2015 11:49 AM

You mean Malaria and Sharia?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 11:50 AM (vPh3W)

274 A little midnight basketball would stop most of the violence.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 17, 2015 11:50 AM (/GgDU)

275 I'll take Whore Ads for 200.00, Alex.

Posted by: Sean Connery at February 17, 2015 11:50 AM (7ObY1)

276 Barry will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 17, 2015 11:50 AM (evdj2)

277 Egypt has the largest army in the ME and Africa. I think sisi need a war he can win to unite the people. The Muslim Brotherhood would not dare oppose and invasion to save Egyptians.



You heard it here first. Invasion on the way.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 11:50 AM (0FSuD)

278 244 I disagree. Read this. If president calls up reverse they have 1.5 MILLION. 486,000 ready to go NOW.

It's Barky who calls up "reverse"...

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at February 17, 2015 11:50 AM (SCcgT)

279 So, how many dead Americans will it take?

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 17, 2015 11:42 AM (ZvKdv)


BC thinks I'm depressingly fatalistic, and I am.

There is no number of dead Americans which will rouse us to a righteous crusade. Not unless - unless those dead Americans include a hefty slice of MFM and government talking heads whose first instinct is to run away, evade and distort the truth. If the apologists are among the living, even the obliteration of a major city will be written off as "not true Islam."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2015 11:50 AM (zF6Iw)

280 "and spending a romantic weekend for Valentines day.... Without Mooch"


Heh.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 17, 2015 11:50 AM (LA7Cm)

281 Harf began her career as an intelligence analyst



They used "Harf" and "intelligence" in the same sentence? Somebody's got a sense of humor.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 11:50 AM (oKE6c)

282 Marie Harf has a Masters Degree so her knowledgeabilityness... is ... ya know ... ginormous.

Posted by: Howard Dean at February 17, 2015 11:50 AM (Xv7f/)

283 no Drama Obama!
mm hmm

Posted by: comrade willow at February 17, 2015 11:50 AM (nqBYe)

284 230 U.S. Americans need to be more tolerant of terror.
Posted by: Marie Barf at February 17, 2015 11:42 AM (Dwehj)



And some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq, everywhere like such as.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at February 17, 2015 11:50 AM (vgIRn)

285 "Harf began her career as an intelligence analyst for the CIA focusing on leadership analysis in the Middle East, specifically Saudi Arabia. She spent several years as an analyst before moving to the CIA's media shop."

Well that gives me a warm-fuzzy. How about you?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 17, 2015 11:50 AM (kff5f)

286 I guess I should take comfort in the fact that it must be driving the Dems batshit insane that the Republicans are refusing to impeach Obama.

They have--if you look closely--been pushing every avenue of soft, silly "grounds for impeachment" they can. Knowing they can easily beat those back with their comrades in the media.

They are on a dangerous path--they have to have Obama as "the hero who beat back the forces of evil." But, they need a domestic enemy.

But, with the world burning, it's utter humiliation that becomes ever and ever more the likely outcome.

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 17, 2015 11:51 AM (ZvKdv)

287 and those are combat troops.... Posted by: BB Wolf at February 17, 2015 11:39 AM (qh617) 3 BDE, 82nd Airborne. My old unit
And they can be easily and quickly shipped. They were sent when ISIS was driving on Baghdad.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 17, 2015 11:51 AM (Spluw)

288 D'oh Boy is an inactive reservist for the next 2 1/2 years.

He can be called up if need be. And he'd go gladly.

And I'd be in a corner babbling incoherently. With a real leader in the White House, not so much.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 11:51 AM (FsuaD)

289 Speaking of stupid. What about this Kirby idiot? Jaysus H Christ.. he's sure trying to make lemonade out of a lemon ain't he?

Posted by: jewells45tryingtokeepfromgoingcrazy at February 17, 2015 11:51 AM (l/N7H)

290
But we cannot win this war by killing them. We cannot kill our way out of this war.

Don't mock her. That's an actual quote from Gen George S. Patton.

It was right before he told Gen. McAuliffe to have the 101st roast chestnuts for the encircling Germans.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, now half gay at February 17, 2015 11:51 AM (JtwS4)

291 She is just a knob polisher. There is nothing of value in her background.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2015 11:51 AM (hlbmD)

292 Netanyahu is the problem. Clearly. Israel and the jews too. Obvi

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at February 17, 2015 11:51 AM (zOTsN)

293 That and Egypt would control Libya's oil. A good move.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 11:51 AM (0FSuD)

294 before moving to the CIA's media shop.
-------------------------

The *media shop*?

That's where they gen up those fantastic hashtags, right?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 17, 2015 11:51 AM (/GgDU)

295 Link from Drudge, Senator Sessions made list of over 200 that SCOAMF has violated immigration laws! Impeachable offense?
Yes.
Media will protect that SOB.

Posted by: Carol at February 17, 2015 11:52 AM (sj3Ax)

296 Well that gives me a warm-fuzzy. How about you?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 17,

No, actually cold and numb.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 11:52 AM (vPh3W)

297 Great, now I'm picturing Mooch, Sharia and Malaria as...

Mooch and the Moochettes

Stop Eating Powdered Cheese, in the Name of Love

Posted by: Citizen X at February 17, 2015 11:52 AM (7ObY1)

298 poor disaffected youth just pining for a real life, with a home and 1.5 children and decent transportation from the job to the lovely suburbs and mebbe a little free time on a weekend to golf..

Posted by: comrade willow at February 17, 2015 11:52 AM (nqBYe)

299 281 Harf began her career as an intelligence analyst



They used "Harf" and "intelligence" in the same sentence? Somebody's got a sense of humor.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 11:50 AM (oKE6c)


Wanna bet she wrote it?

Posted by: Tami at February 17, 2015 11:52 AM (v0/PR)

300 Egypt has the largest army in the ME and Africa. I think sisi need a war he can win to unite the people. The Muslim Brotherhood would not dare oppose and invasion to save Egyptians.You heard it here first. Invasion on the way.

Second that. Libya is going to be carved up.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 17, 2015 11:52 AM (Spluw)

301 Harf works under Psaki so someone there thinks Psaki is actually the smarter and better of the two.

Posted by: Hean at February 17, 2015 11:52 AM (Xv7f/)

302 If unemployment causes ISIS, then America is fucked.

Posted by: california red at February 17, 2015 11:52 AM (UyEG4)

303 too bad no one really adressed the root causes of herr hitler's grievances - the whole bloody wwii could have been avoided !

Posted by: obama administration at February 17, 2015 11:53 AM (yrk2K)

304 293 That and Egypt would control Libya's oil. A good move.
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 11:51 AM (0FSuD)

NO BLOOD FOR OIL. DRONES ARE OK.
Posted by: Anti-war student protester

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 11:53 AM (vPh3W)

305 have a group of US personnel captured and incinerated in a cage on YouTube? Because that's where this is going.
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Interesting question.



The reason I ask is this -- I presume that people intend the natural and predictable consequences of their actions.

That philosophy leads me to adopt conclusions that a lot of people find radical. But from my perspective, I find that a lot of people have some seriously perverse intentions.

It's unthinkable to most people to believe that anyone would want US troops to be captured and torture-murdered. But if we accept that such a desire is possible, then the question becomes -- Why? How would such a person benefit?

I'm not sure what the answer is, but I think it's worth asking.

Posted by: Phinn at February 17, 2015 11:53 AM (pR/At)

306 No, actually cold and numb.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 11:52 AM (vPh3W)


Darn. I always get those confused.

I was >< this close to An Profanity Laced Rant.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 17, 2015 11:53 AM (kff5f)

307 Hi, Tami!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 11:53 AM (FsuaD)

308 They're trying to draw us out, I think. And we're so weakly positioned there we can't go out, because they'll massacre our troops to a man.

Well-played, Obama. Very well played.


Ace,

I'm pretty sure you know this is Obama's overall plan -

ie. make the WoT painful for us by deploying our troops in such a way and with such an deadly (for us) set of ROE-

that we wind up with large amounts of our brave young men and women killed and/or crippled.

His plan is simply to kill as few jihadis as he can to "teach us" that war is not the answer.


With six months of hard bombing and assassination of financiers of these clowns in Saudi Arabia, The Emirates, and Qatar (with possibly some side action directed Pakistan's and Iran's way),

this would be over.


But, then the American public would not have "learned it's lesson".

Posted by: naturalfake at February 17, 2015 11:53 AM (0cMkb)

309 FIFY

State Department Spokesidiot Marie Harf: We Cannot Finger Our Way Out of the IS Problem; We Have to Address The "Root Causes" And Give the IS Killers Jobs
Update: Job-Seeking IS Long-Term Unemployed Randomly Finger 45 People to Death with Fire in al-Baghdadi, Iraq

Posted by: @PeeteySDee at February 17, 2015 11:53 AM (CMbMd)

310 What is it with Obama and putting Sorority Chicks in these positions of international affairs?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 17, 2015 11:53 AM (sH832)

311 Someone added the ISIS "root cause" and job opportunities quote to her Wiki page.

Heh.

Posted by: Heh at February 17, 2015 11:53 AM (Xv7f/)

312 301 Harf works under Psaki


That's hot. BRB...

Posted by: Sean Connery at February 17, 2015 11:53 AM (7ObY1)

313 Posted by: Blue Hen at February 17, 2015 11:49 AM (Spluw)

Agreed... note my post above...


But some on here are concerned about our existing troops getting over run....

That's why I brought up the 82nd...

Posted by: BB Wolf at February 17, 2015 11:53 AM (qh617)

314 285 "Harf began her career as an intelligence analyst for the CIA focusing on leadership analysis in the Middle East, specifically Saudi Arabia. She spent several years as an analyst before moving to the CIA's media shop."

Well that gives me a warm-fuzzy. How about you?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 17, 2015 11:50 AM (kff5f)




Perfect background for her to be sent to ISIS-controlled territory to run an aid program.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 11:54 AM (oKE6c)

315 She's an Analyst? Does that mean she likes it in the can?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2015 11:54 AM (hlbmD)

316 if obama loses those marines he'd better run like hell

Posted by: x at February 17, 2015 11:54 AM (UqJ2q)

317 Hi Jane! How you be?!

Posted by: Tami at February 17, 2015 11:54 AM (v0/PR)

318 >>"and spending a romantic weekend for Valentines day.... Without Mooch"

The same way he spends every birthday: golfing weekend at Camp David with "the boys."

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2015 11:54 AM (WvpaS)

319
Darn. I always get those confused.

I was >
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 17, 2015 11:53

F*ck, f*ckity, f*ck.......

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 11:54 AM (vPh3W)

320 But we cannot win this war by killing them. We cannot kill our way out of this war.

Oh, let's try it anyway, just for grins.

Posted by: pep at February 17, 2015 11:54 AM (4nR9/)

321 The idiots of this administration are so against being seen as even being remotely pro western to the world that they will make the most ridiculous statement to avoid it, even as the entirety of the rest of the world from all corners is calling it what it is.

Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2015 11:54 AM (zt+N6)

322 What ISIS really wants is free birth control, food stamps, and abortions on demand.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 11:54 AM (FsuaD)

323 Reality:

Writing "do this, do that" is of course a total waste of time as Obama will never do any of "this" nor will he do "that".

Congress has abdicated its role to the point that federal judges have to try to slow Obama's march to misery on the domestic front while he runs wild on the foreign front.

From domestic policy to foreign, this administration is a horror to watch in action, and the blood on its hands grows by the day.

And there's not a damn thing we can do about it. Millions of Americans are not going to take to the streets until ISIS comes here to continue its work.

All Obama has to do is keep ISIS from operating at will in the USA and he can continue to condone the building of the caliphate elsewhere.

I doubt that we have ever experienced such an embarrassing period in our history.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 17, 2015 11:54 AM (1Y+hH)

324 Harf works under Psaki so someone there thinks Psaki is actually the smarter and better of the two.
Posted by: Hean
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It's like The Three Stooges, but without Moe..., the smart one.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 17, 2015 11:54 AM (/GgDU)

325 I have a question for any military types in the Horde: if ISIS captures some of our military personnel and burns them alive, will our soldiers and Marines seethe quietly or will they create a big smoking crater where those turds used to live? I know what the military code requires, and our servicemen and servicewomen know the chain of command, but it's really hard for me to accept that they'd do nothing, even if the Golfer-in-Chief says "do nothing". Would they?

Posted by: physics geek at February 17, 2015 11:54 AM (4WPpC)

326 266 If you kill enough of them, the rest of IS can be fully employed as undertakers.

There's your solution, Marie.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2015 11:49 AM (BFSWM)

Marie is a stupid fool who is emblematic of the death of the West. She and her ilk are the problem. The only recourse is to kill our way out of our Jihadi infestation.

Posted by: Kraken at February 17, 2015 11:55 AM (5+mPY)

327 off cliton sock

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 11:55 AM (/GgDU)

328 In addition to being stupid, Harf et al. are stupid to the max. Jobs is exactly what they DON'T want.

People join ISIS for the ecstasy of pure Islam, same as all the other pure utopian fantasies of the past. They are Jim Jones writ large and Arabic. They are sick and tired of jobs and worldly humiliation and failure. As the Atlantic article says, the Western ethic of democracy or socialism that says "have a good time" is a poor substitute for religious supremacy and glory.

Posted by: PJ at February 17, 2015 11:55 AM (cHuNI)

329 The only thing I can think of that would stop Egypt?


The US not giving them more ammo and intel. A good chance of that.



We want proxy boots on the ground? These people, with our help. could clean up Libya in 30 days.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 11:55 AM (0FSuD)

330 before moving to the CIA's media shop

It's an awesome place. More colors of crayons than you can shake a stick at.

Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden at February 17, 2015 11:55 AM (Dwehj)

331 310 What is it with Obama and putting Sorority Chicks in these positions of international affairs?
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 17, 2015 11:53 AM (sH832)

The inept leading the worthless.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 11:55 AM (vPh3W)

332 Well that gives me a warm-fuzzy. How about you?

I'm pretty sure they misspelled her position. It should be "analist."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 17, 2015 11:55 AM (0HooB)

333 But we cannot win this war by killing them. We cannot kill our way out of this war.

Oh, let's try it anyway, just for grins.
Posted by: pep at February 17, 2015 11:54 AM (4nR9/)

Ditto

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2015 11:55 AM (rDqRv)

334 317
Hi Jane! How you be?!

Posted by: Tami at February 17, 2015 11:54 AM (v0/PR)


I be fine! How you be?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 11:55 AM (FsuaD)

335 A midnight soccer program in a minefield would help this ISIS situation.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 17, 2015 11:56 AM (wrS2o)

336 But we cannot win this war by killing them. We cannot kill our way out of this war.

I beg to differ.

Posted by: William Tecumseh Sherman at February 17, 2015 11:56 AM (4nR9/)

337 All I wanted was a job. never mind me being a millionaire. But noooooooooo. I was gacked.

Posted by: zombie osama bin leadan at February 17, 2015 11:56 AM (Spluw)

338 327 off cliton sock

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 11:55 AM (/GgDU)


Hahahahaha! Perfect typo....or was it?

Posted by: Tami at February 17, 2015 11:56 AM (v0/PR)

339 322 What ISIS really wants is free birth control, food stamps, and abortions on demand.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 11:54 AM (FsuaD)




You left out free veterinary care for their loved ones.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 11:56 AM (oKE6c)

340 so exactly who is Harf related to that she speaks for the defense?
how in the hell did she get this job?

donor's daughter?

Posted by: comrade willow at February 17, 2015 11:56 AM (nqBYe)

341 Dear Maria Harf:

The Koran <--------Root Cause

You're welcome!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2015 11:56 AM (WvpaS)

342 The important thing is Bergdahl is likely to be rewarded for his bravery, and Manning is going to get his ersatz lady parts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 11:57 AM (/GgDU)

343 Highspeed Rail.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2015 11:57 AM (hlbmD)

344 here is no number of dead Americans which will rouse us to a righteous crusade. Not unless - unless those dead Americans include a hefty slice of MFM and government talking heads whose first instinct is to run away, evade and distort the truth. If the apologists are among the living, even the obliteration of a major city will be written off as "not true Islam."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2015 11:50 AM (zF6Iw)

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This.

Casualties among soldiers elicit the internal liberal rationalization.... "well they signed up for it". Casualties from an attack on the business sphere (wall street) elicit the internal liberal rationalization.... "well, theyre dirty capitalists so fuck em."

About the only to rouse the left is going to be an attack that targets the MFM centers..... or..... they nuke the nesting sites of the Carolina Yellow Tipped Warbler or the Southern Snail Darter.

Other wise they are just gonna shrug.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2015 11:57 AM (NaV4z)

345 If we all wore glasses like hers, maybe we would smart enough to understand what the hell she's talking about.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2015 11:57 AM (wAQA5)

346 Surely there's a gardening job at the WH available.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 11:57 AM (FsuaD)

347 From the sidebar:
Daily Mail: Alzheimer's breakthrough as scientists discover how to stop disease in its tracks, paving the way for 'statin-like' drug

Faster, please.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 17, 2015 11:57 AM (kff5f)

348 Posted by: physics geek at February 17, 2015 11:54 AM (4WPpC)

After a generation of the Military being purged of cojones by the PC movement???

I really don't know...

Posted by: BB Wolf at February 17, 2015 11:58 AM (qh617)

349 I be fine! How you be?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 11:55 AM (FsuaD)

Can't complain...well I could but really, what's the point.



Posted by: Tami at February 17, 2015 11:58 AM (v0/PR)

350 331
310 What is it with Obama and putting Sorority Chicks in these positions of international affairs?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 17, 2015 11:53 AM (sH832)


I know. I can't believe I didn't think of that.

Posted by: BJ Clinton at February 17, 2015 11:58 AM (4nR9/)

351 Hahahahaha! Perfect typo....or was it?
Posted by: Tami
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Not typo.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 11:58 AM (/GgDU)

352 too bad no one really adressed the root causes of herr hitler's grievances


Was watching a thingy on the Beer Hall Putsch the other night and it occurred to me if the Germans had just shot him after his treason conviction instead of giving him 9 months of room and board while he wrote his book, we'd all be a lot better off.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at February 17, 2015 11:58 AM (/kI1Q)

353 It's like The Three Stooges, but without Moe..., the smart one.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 17, 2015 11:54 AM (/GgDU)

----

.... Susan Rice.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2015 11:58 AM (NaV4z)

354 Sometimes I think the only way to defeat the Left is to let them win. Give them everything they wish for. Let's give ISIS jobs. Let's give Putin the Ukraine. Let's get the hell out of Iraq, Afghanistan, Germany and North Korea. Let's fight global warming, not 13th century barbarians who would roast us alive.

The Left doesn't actually believe half the BS they crap out. So let's call them on it. Only by living through their so-called utopia will we be rid of them once and for all.

Posted by: Jax Jaguars at February 17, 2015 11:59 AM (ISxUB)

355 This reminds me of the Denver Police Chief who ordered his guys to stand down as #blacklivesmatter vandalized a memorial to officers slain in thei line of duty. If they had responded it would just lead to more violence.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2015 11:59 AM (XUKZU)

356 I mean, putting sorority chicks in positions is my metier.

Posted by: BJ Clinton at February 17, 2015 11:59 AM (4nR9/)

357 Ckuf the EU.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2015 11:59 AM (hlbmD)

358 The JEF has not delegated authority to commanders in the field to create "huge smoking holes"

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at February 17, 2015 11:59 AM (zOTsN)

359 Don't believe for a second our troops are sheltered in place. We have very capable ground and air assets engaged. Ask the 8 dead retards who tries to penetrate the perimeter in Iraqi Army uniforms.

By the way Marie Harf should give free bj's so her mouth serves a useful purpose.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 17, 2015 11:59 AM (ftAhh)

360 336 But we cannot win this war by killing them. We cannot kill our way out of this war.

I beg to differ.


Posted by: William Tecumseh Sherman at February 17, 2015 11:56 AM (4nR9/)

/rumble......

Posted by: Gen. George S. Patton, turning over in his grave... at February 17, 2015 11:59 AM (qh617)

361 I'd like to grab her arm and slobber in her ear.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 17, 2015 11:59 AM (wAQA5)

362 If we all wore glasses like hers, maybe we would smart enough to understand what the hell she's talking about.
Posted by: wth
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Or, necklaces like Psaki's.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 11:59 AM (/GgDU)

363 I can't imagine what Foreign powers over the world are thinking about America these days.

I'm sure it's not cowboy.

Posted by: comrade willow at February 17, 2015 12:00 PM (nqBYe)

364 Anyone heard from Vic? I am betting he has lost power due to ice.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 12:00 PM (0FSuD)

365 335 A midnight soccer program in a minefield would help this ISIS situation.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 17, 2015 11:56 AM (wrS2o

Minefields? I thought they were banned.
Posted by: Peg Leg The Former Mrs. Paul McCartney

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 12:00 PM (vPh3W)

366 Someone go down to the basement and thaw out Curtis LeMay. Let him know what's going on.

If only...

Posted by: fairweatherbill looking for a definition at February 17, 2015 12:00 PM (XFlqK)

367 "What is it with Obama and putting Sorority Chicks in these positions of international affairs?"


It's like he feels a kinship with them or something.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 17, 2015 12:00 PM (LA7Cm)

368 Having coffee and perusing the news and the comments.

My take: Within 3-6 months, we'll be seeing people of our military standing in the burning cages. THAT'S Baraka Hussein's plan. He wants an excuse to surrender to sharia. There! I said it!

Posted by: Soona at February 17, 2015 12:00 PM (/HX7u)

369 Can't complain...well I could but really, what's the point.


Word, Tami.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 12:00 PM (FsuaD)

370 Maybe they need hugs from Creepy Joe.

Link in nic.

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 17, 2015 12:01 PM (0xTsz)

371 The Left doesn't actually believe half the BS they crap out. So let's call them on it. Only by living through their so-called utopia will we be rid of them once and for all.

So you're on team Burn it Down. Good to have you.

Problem with it, though, is that they *won't* learn. Like the lady quoted in an earlier thread "if only guns were illegal we wouldn't have all this gun crime."

Nothing you say will get through to them. Even reality won't get through to them. All the problems that are natural consequences of their policies are *your fault* because you were not sufficiently supportive.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 17, 2015 12:01 PM (kff5f)

372 If they had responded it would just lead to more violence.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2015 11:59 AM (XUKZU)

----

As I like to point out to my liberal friends when I want to make their heads explode..... "Sometimes..... violence IS the solution."

Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2015 12:01 PM (NaV4z)

373 That is like a challenge to Saint LeMay.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2015 12:01 PM (hlbmD)

374 331
310 What is it with Obama and putting Sorority Chicks in these positions of international affairs?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 17, 2015 11:53 AM (sH832)

It was either that or Joe Biden would have to pay child support.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2015 12:01 PM (XUKZU)

375
But we cannot win this war by killing them.
..................
That's true, we need to sing to them.

Posted by: John Kerry at February 17, 2015 12:01 PM (wAQA5)

376 This post encapsulates conservatism perfectly: a dogmatic refusal to acknowledge the problems and issues related to poverty and resistance against the social justice solutions that could cure it, hidden behind knee jerk misosynistic snark against an accomplished female government official.

"Are we killing enough of them?" How can anyone in the 21st century still believe that this is a solution to the worlds problems? Oh, I know: by having male genitalia of course.

Posted by: Mama Revolution at February 17, 2015 12:02 PM (s0L/W)

377 Paging General Mattis, paging General Mattis.

Jeebus, I wish he was in charge.

James Mattis/ Ralph Peters '16

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 12:02 PM (FsuaD)

378 But we cannot win this war by killing them. We cannot kill our way out of this war

so we posit that every young man that wants to work in the movies get visas and work in Hollywood! Get's their creative energy out,

win-win. barf.

Posted by: comrade willow at February 17, 2015 12:02 PM (nqBYe)

379 341
Dear Maria Harf:

The Koran <--------Root Cause

You're welcome!


Posted by: Lizzy


Close, but you forgot a step.


Marry your cousins<--------The Koran <--------Root Cause

Posted by: pep at February 17, 2015 12:02 PM (4nR9/)

380 All the problems that are natural consequences of their policies are *your fault* because you were not sufficiently supportive.
Posted by: AllenG
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Yup. Same reason the Soviet '5 Year Plans' didn't work.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 12:02 PM (/GgDU)

381 Posted by: Mama Revolution at February 17, 2015 12:02 PM (s0L/W)

Sweety? I still don't have that sammich I asked for a couple hours ago. Why don't you go get that and let the adults do the talking?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 17, 2015 12:03 PM (kff5f)

382 If you kill them they can't do violence. The Dead can't do anything.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2015 12:03 PM (hlbmD)

383 Fredo and jarrett the farrett don't give a rat's ass what the DOD or State spokespeople say. ALL policy is run from the White House.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2015 12:03 PM (rDqRv)

384 Sorry boys...

seems we can't win Wars by killing our enemies...

So lets all go home and have a nice Christmas... OK?

Besides.... that Potomac River looks damn cold...

Posted by: Gen George Washington... who has like, 3 dicks..., at February 17, 2015 12:03 PM (qh617)

385 But some on here are concerned about our existing troops getting over run.... That's why I brought up the 82nd...
Posted by: BB Wolf at February 17, 2015 11:53 AM (qh617)

When I was in the 82nd under Reagan,during the Cold War, the 82nd Airborne Division had a strategy for dealing with the numerous Soviet armor brigades that would inevitably converge at whatever point behind the lines we were causing trouble.

The acronym for this light infantry versus heavy armor strategy was called "DIP". "DIP" stands for Die In Place.

You get the idea. And I simply cannot believe all of ISIS combined could defeat the 82nd. 20,000 paratroopers against 50,000 devil-worshiping, child-crucifyingassholes? It would be a slaughter, all right. I'd buy tickets.

Posted by: troyriser at February 17, 2015 12:03 PM (CAJL/)

386 >>What is it with Obama and putting Sorority Chicks in these positions of international affairs?"


Obama: "I'm a better at foreign policy that my foreign policy adviser (who has a degree in fiction writing!). and I'm a better spokesman than my State Dept. spokesman (who majored in sorority keggers and failed as a CIA analyst), and I'm a better...."

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2015 12:04 PM (WvpaS)

387 I lump the Left in with ISIS. Both are existential enemies. Neither can be "dealt with". We will never be secure as long as either exists. And that's as far as I'm willing to state.

Posted by: Kraken at February 17, 2015 12:04 PM (5+mPY)

388 Seance to call the spirits of Lemay Sherman Patton Reagan and Churchill ?

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at February 17, 2015 12:04 PM (zOTsN)

389 If the Potomac freezes the XIII Legio could walk across.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2015 12:04 PM (hlbmD)

390 a dogmatic refusal to acknowledge the problems and issues related to poverty

If you weren't such a racist, you would listen to them telling their own stories in their own words--they don't mention poverty, ever.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at February 17, 2015 12:05 PM (/kI1Q)

391 That's true, we need to sing to them. in bad French

Posted by: John Kerry at February 17, 2015 12:01 PM (wAQA5)

FIFY

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 12:05 PM (0FSuD)

392 Did anyone mention to this dumb bunny that the most dedicated and notorious terrorists are likely to be millionaires, like Bin Laden? Oh wait...ISIS probably doesn't count as a terror organization, they're just a really motivated union to this admin. I'm surprised they didn't announce that they were giving emergency funding to ISIS so they can get a nice suit and get their resumes in order for the cushy union gigs that we'll also be paying for.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 17, 2015 12:05 PM (es6xZ)

393 Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 11:55 AM (0FSuD)

If the MB were still in charge in Egypt, Obama would never even dream of not giving them arms and ammo!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 17, 2015 12:05 PM (ftVQq)

394 Posted by: Mama Revolution at February 17, 2015 12:02 PM (s0L/W)


FOAD. And go back to DU, Kos, Salon, or whatever sewer you climbed out of. F*cking idiot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 12:05 PM (FsuaD)

395 Goddammit, somebody get the banhammer out, would you?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2015 12:05 PM (zF6Iw)

396 376 This post encapsulates conservatism perfectly: a dogmatic refusal to acknowledge . . .

Oh, I know: by having male genitalia of course.

Posted by: Mama Revolution at February 17, 2015 12:02 PM (s0L/W)


Crap, we're getting the second-rate trolls again.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at February 17, 2015 12:06 PM (tu3iY)

397 She probably thinks her head wd look good on a spike.

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 17, 2015 12:06 PM (iQIUe)

398 Seance to call the spirits of Lemay Sherman Patton Reagan and Churchill ?

I'll bring the Ouija board and the 55 gallon drum of Valu-Rite.

You bring the straws.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 17, 2015 12:07 PM (0HooB)

399 my foreign policy adviser (who has a degree in fiction writing!)

Huh. Someone did get a job using a fiction-writing degree that actually uses it, and not just to warm a chair in a high school somewhere.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at February 17, 2015 12:07 PM (/kI1Q)

400 Harf; sheesh people there are more important things to deal with than foreigners from little state over there.

we must make sure every woman has free B.C.

and every child a free carrot and celery stick.

Posted by: willow at February 17, 2015 12:07 PM (nqBYe)

401 Damn, is being big problem. Solution to Nazis is not death. Perhaps vodka?

Posted by: Vasily Zaitsev at February 17, 2015 12:07 PM (4nR9/)

402 If you kill them they can't do violence. The Dead can't do anything.


Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2015 12:03 PM (hlbmD)


Except vote!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 17, 2015 12:07 PM (ftVQq)

403 Posted by: troyriser at February 17, 2015 12:03 PM (CAJL/)

Sadly we are really down to 2 heavy combat Divisions...

The 1st Cav, and 1st Armored...

Which is why I would get back to OLD school training.... get the tanks predeployed in Saudi...

and pull a Sherman up the Euphrates and Tigris valleys.

Posted by: BB Wolf at February 17, 2015 12:07 PM (qh617)

404 395 Goddammit, somebody get the banhammer out, would you?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2015 12:05 PM (zF6Iw)

Yeah. Some coven is missing their cauldron stirrer.

Posted by: Kraken at February 17, 2015 12:07 PM (5+mPY)

405 >>Did anyone mention to this dumb bunny that the most dedicated and
notorious terrorists are likely to be millionaires, like Bin Laden?

Don't forget all the doctors and engineers w/graduate degrees who had a middle-class upbringing.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2015 12:07 PM (WvpaS)

406 They have plenty of sand. How about a sand sculpture contest? We can make one of Marie Harf and have a jihadi bukake party.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 17, 2015 12:07 PM (ftAhh)

407 How can anyone in the 21st century still believe that this is a solution to the worlds problems? Oh, I know: by having male genitalia of course.
Posted by: Mama Revolution at February 17, 2015 12:02 PM (s0L/W)

Still harboring an old high-school grudge from all those lonely Friday nights?

Posted by: troyriser at February 17, 2015 12:07 PM (CAJL/)

408 67 The big problem is that this administration sees everything through the prism of Western civilization.
Posted by: flmomof4 at February 17, 2015 11:25 AM (nSjrf)
______________________

It's true. Harf, like her boss Obama, thinks that if we just give the Muslims more money and education, and maybe a few more apologies for western imperialism (to raise their self esteem!), then they'll start to think like us and realize that all this religious stuff is just a bunch of hooey.

Obama and Harf and the other idiots around them are so blinded by their own ethnocentrism that they just can't understand that what motivates jihadis is not a lack of money or job opportunities, or low self esteem, but a sincerely-held religious belief that it is their duty to subjugate and slaughter non-believers.

Sadly, millions of American voters share their delusions, which is how Obama -- a blatant Muslim appeaser -- was elected president a mere 7 years after 9/11.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 17, 2015 12:08 PM (Fnyc2)

409 Will no one rid us of this pitiful Axletroll?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 17, 2015 12:08 PM (0HooB)

410 "we cannot win this war by killing them."

FFS. We cannot win this war any other way. We could win it with overwhelming force, superior firepower, and killing in biblical proportion.

But, Obama.

Posted by: April at February 17, 2015 12:08 PM (Qgmhc)

411 Crap, we're getting the second-rate trolls again.

I think you're being played, a la Mary Cloggenstein.

Posted by: pep at February 17, 2015 12:08 PM (4nR9/)

412
"Are we killing enough of them?" How can anyone in the 21st century still believe that this is a solution to the worlds problems? Oh, I know: by having male genitalia of course.
Posted by: Mama Revolution at February 17, 2015 12:02 PM (s0L/W)

Ta Da Chelsea Manning.

There are plenty of females out there with male genitalia.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 12:09 PM (vPh3W)

413 308 They're trying to draw us out, I think. And we're so weakly positioned there we can't go out, because they'll massacre our troops to a man.

Well-played, Obama. Very well played.

-
Obama won't lose any sleep worrying about it.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2015 12:09 PM (XUKZU)

414 Mama devolution they will come for you first.


Why don't you drop into Syria and solve it. Get some skin in the game so to speak. Speak truth to power. 7th century power. Go on honey. I will watch

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at February 17, 2015 12:09 PM (zOTsN)

415 Posted by: Mama Revolution at February 17, 2015 12:02 PM (s0L/W)FOAD. And go back to DU, Kos, Salon, or whatever sewer you climbed out of. F*cking idiot.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Is it a sock or stupidity?

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 17, 2015 12:09 PM (Spluw)

416 So, you know that for the last several hours I have been shoveling about 4 inches of GlowBull Worming of of the grounds of the stately VIA Manor.

And each time I come in to take a break, it seems that the world has tipped just a little more in the direction of madness.

And for once in his life, I find our President to be leading the charge from the front.
In the direction of madness, that is.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 17, 2015 12:09 PM (e/FtQ)

417 Harf, like her boss Obama, thinks that if we just give the Muslims
more money and education, and maybe a few more apologies for western
imperialism (to raise their self esteem!), then they'll start to think
like us and realize that all this religious stuff is just a bunch of
hooey.


It doesn't work on the St. Traytables, but that doesn't mean it won't work on ISIS. Or something.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at February 17, 2015 12:09 PM (/kI1Q)

418 @376

At first I thought that was our dear Mary from VT.



But Mama is obviously a dyke with penis envy and not Mary.



We love dykes here, Mrs de Blasio, oh wait she doesn't use his name, cause you know he's White, is one of our favorites here.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 12:10 PM (0FSuD)

419 common people, we can win them over with guilt . we will hashtag em to peace.

Posted by: willow at February 17, 2015 12:10 PM (nqBYe)

420 Way late but...

Ace - It is believed the job-seeking jihadis were on line hoping to get hired
as greeters at Target when one among them said "Ah fuck this, let's
start burning families to death," to the general approval of the queue.

Classic and sorry I laughed. I'm sure those surrounded in Iraq are not laughing.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 17, 2015 12:10 PM (iVjJr)

421 >>Is it a sock or stupidity?

Hector.
And....maybe he's considering gender re-assignment?
Don't want to know....

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2015 12:10 PM (WvpaS)

422 Mama Revolution


Did Hector have a sex change operation?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 17, 2015 12:11 PM (Bn6aD)

423 How about a 7th century singalong contest? We can bring back all the old favorites like "I Wanna Burn You in a Cage" and "I've lost my Head Over You".

Posted by: Marcus T at February 17, 2015 12:11 PM (ftAhh)

424 382 If you kill them they can't do violence. The Dead can't do anything.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2015 12:03 PM (hlbmD)




They can vote.

Posted by: DNC at February 17, 2015 12:11 PM (oKE6c)

425 So we have combat troops in that area. I'm just spitballing here, but I imagine the ROE's have been tightened even more and the number of the regimes lawyers overwatching any event has been increased twofold. Dear Leader will not allow a US response.

Posted by: Soona at February 17, 2015 12:11 PM (/HX7u)

426 If we can't win battles by killing the enemy, then we can't solve poverty with welfare, or anything at all with affirmative action. I'm sure a harf-hefty list of similar liberal idiocies can me made as examples.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 17, 2015 12:11 PM (es6xZ)

427 419
common people, we can win them over with guilt . we will hashtag em to peace.

Posted by: willow at February 17, 2015 12:10 PM (nqBYe)


It worked in Nigeria, all those girls were set free.
Oh, wait, never mind.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 12:11 PM (0FSuD)

428 Did that Pennsylvania Oil Train Derailment become a West Virginia Oil Train Derailment, or where there two?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2015 12:11 PM (hlbmD)

429
Hector.
And....maybe he's considering gender re-assignment?
Don't want to know....

Beat Me to it...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 17, 2015 12:11 PM (Bn6aD)

430
Did somebody say yet that it was well played for a muzzie terrorist sympathizing wanna be dictator?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 17, 2015 12:11 PM (ODxAs)

431 "347 From the sidebar:
Daily Mail: Alzheimer's breakthrough as scientists discover how to stop disease in its tracks, paving the way for 'statin-like' drug

Faster, please."

What a stark illustration of the difference between the civilized world and these animals.

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 12:11 PM (MYCIw)

432 Did that Pennsylvania Oil Train Derailment become a West Virginia Oil Train Derailment, or where there two?

There were two.

But we can't have a new pipeline, because environment.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at February 17, 2015 12:12 PM (/kI1Q)

433 Jobs and better bus service, that'll do the trick. Or not.

They kill us not for what we do or do not, they kill us because of who we are and what we represent.

Posted by: steve walsh at February 17, 2015 12:12 PM (xDQNc)

434
"...an accomplished female government official."
.........................
Marie Harf? Now that's funny.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2015 12:12 PM (wAQA5)

435 seconded:

Bring Curtis LeMay to Defrost.
Repeat General LeMay to DeFrost.

-

Rubble does not make trouble.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 17, 2015 12:12 PM (IDj42)

436 seconded:

Bring Curtis LeMay to Defrost.
Repeat General LeMay to DeFrost.

-

Rubble does not make trouble.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 17, 2015 12:12 PM (IDj42)

437 I think it's a sock; I don't think they'd use the moniker "Revolution f it weren't and the misogynist bs is just someone playing around with militant feminism

Posted by: Marie Harf at February 17, 2015 12:12 PM (DXzRD)

438 I don't think it's Hector. Not his style.

Plus, all the words were spelled right.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 17, 2015 12:12 PM (7ObY1)

439 wise words from momma, all we need is love and maybe some free ebt cards sent.
they just want a chance at a real job and life.

they will absolutely join the moderate muslims because they will understand murder is wrong and mean.

Posted by: willow at February 17, 2015 12:12 PM (nqBYe)

440 I'm sure that Jugears anger is focused on that judge who stayed the Amnesty and all efforts are being made to see if he ever attended a tea party rally

Posted by: kbdabear at February 17, 2015 12:12 PM (GrXXa)

441 Oh wait...the left isn't interested in 'Root Causes" when it comes to poverty.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 17, 2015 12:12 PM (es6xZ)

442 Please tell me that's a sock.

Posted by: jewells45tryingtokeepfromgoingcrazy at February 17, 2015 12:12 PM (l/N7H)

443 Hi-speed rail.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 17, 2015 12:12 PM (evdj2)

444 411 Crap, we're getting the second-rate trolls again.

I think you're being played, a la Mary Cloggenstein.

Posted by: pep at February 17, 2015 12:08 PM (4nR9/)


Probably, but she/it needs to up her game if she want's to play in Cloggenstein's league.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at February 17, 2015 12:13 PM (tu3iY)

445 422 Mama Revolution


Did Hector have a sex change operation?
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 17, 2015 12:11 PM

Hormones, pre-op is my bet.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 12:13 PM (vPh3W)

446 Harf sock off until the next lamebrain things she says.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2015 12:13 PM (DXzRD)

447 407 How can anyone in the 21st century still believe that this is a solution to the worlds problems? Oh, I know: by having male genitalia of course.
Posted by: Mama Revolution at February 17, 2015 12:02 PM (s0L/W)

Still harboring an old high-school grudge from all those lonely Friday nights?

Posted by: troyriser at February 17, 2015 12:07 PM (CAJL/)




This just in: a new Democrat program, free battery exchange.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 12:13 PM (oKE6c)

448 Let's build light rail in Baghdad!

Posted by: joey biden! at February 17, 2015 12:13 PM (es6xZ)

449 This disgusting display of ISIS & the state dept imbecile, SCOAMT etc are making feel sick to my stomach.

BBL.

Posted by: Carol at February 17, 2015 12:14 PM (sj3Ax)

450 All trolls are Average Joe. Except ergastularius, who appears to have died.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 17, 2015 12:14 PM (evdj2)

451 It's unthinkable to most people to believe that anyone would want US
troops to be captured and torture-murdered. But if we accept that such a
desire is possible, then the question becomes -- Why? How would such a
person benefit?
========
Gotham last night.

Fish has her fellow prisoners beat one of their own to death.
"Some of you will make it out of here. Note, I said _some_."

So, the point is: Their calculated death is to extract something from someone in power.

Who has what the Dems want that the death of those Marines would strengthen their position?

Now, remember: The Dems only care about domestic politics.

They want war powers from the Republicans--they want the Republicans to give them the cover; the win-win.

They need the "strong on terrorists" for Hillary. But they also need "you voted for it too" if it goes south and they've got Warren in the wings, safely having voted against it.

Your blood should be ice-cold and be sick to your stomach right now.

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 17, 2015 12:14 PM (ZvKdv)

452 Two train derailments

Carrying oil


In four days


Ecoterrorists? Or just Islamic ones? Or weather

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at February 17, 2015 12:14 PM (zOTsN)

453 Somehow this all reminds me of that sketch:

Woman with a nail in her forehead, complaining about headaches, sweaters getting snagged when she puts them on, funny looks from people.

It's not about the nail...

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 17, 2015 12:14 PM (IDj42)

454 >>I think it's a sock.

Nope, uses the same hateful language as our morning Hector.
Don't be fooled by this incarnation's faux feminsism.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2015 12:14 PM (WvpaS)

455 "Oh, I know: by having male genitalia of course. "

*Looks at huge pregnant belly*

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm a woman. Kill the fuckers. All of them.

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 12:14 PM (MYCIw)

456 I sent the link to that Atlantic ISIS article Ace put up yesterday to a lefty and she's freaking out over it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 17, 2015 12:14 PM (oFCZn)

457 I'm surprised they didn't announce that they were giving emergency funding to ISIS so they can get a nice suit and get their resumes in order for the cushy union gigs that we'll also be paying for.
_______________________

Yes, just think how many lives could have been spared at Ft. Hood if only Major Hasan, that 6-figure-salaried Army psychiatrist, had had more education or better job opportunities in his life!

It's just poverty and lack of education and lack of opportunities that make people take up arms and start murdering people while screaming "allahu ackbar!"

Obama has been saying this kind of crap since right after 9/11, and no amount of evidence will ever convince him that he's wrong.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 17, 2015 12:15 PM (Fnyc2)

458 Ever notice that Fred Flintstone's car magically grew a back seat whenever more than 2 characters were riding in it?



Posted by: Citizen X at February 17, 2015 12:15 PM (7ObY1)

459 Present administration - Confederacy of dangerous Leftist dunces.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 12:15 PM (/GgDU)

460
ISIS has killed their way into power behind the barrel of a gun.the only way to remove them from power is from behind the barrel of a gun.end of story

Posted by: kj at February 17, 2015 12:15 PM (lKyWE)

461 What's the environmental impact of hundreds of flaming oil tanker cars?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2015 12:15 PM (hlbmD)

462 456
I sent the link to that Atlantic ISIS article Ace put up yesterday to a lefty and she's freaking out over it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 17, 2015 12:14 PM (oFCZn)


Please, do share.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 12:15 PM (FsuaD)

463 ISIS has controlled Raqqa for 2 years now.

And Obama does nothing.

All the men who don't support ISIS have either fled or been killed at this point.

Carpet bomb the city.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 17, 2015 12:16 PM (ZPrif)

464 Wait! Are we to believe that the Muslim outreach by NASA meant to improve their self-esteem about science has been a failure?

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 17, 2015 12:16 PM (1BQGO)

465 Say what you will about Obama but he has changed history. In the future when someone wants to reference an appeasing feckless ass clown they won't reference Chamberlain, they'll reference Obama.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2015 12:16 PM (XUKZU)

466 I think Mama Revolution choked on a ham sandwich.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2015 12:16 PM (wAQA5)

467 Flame thrower from helicopters.


Ever seen brush cleared from timber farms?


Pretty scary shit.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 12:16 PM (0FSuD)

468 On the other hand, Hector *is* very interested in male genitalia.

VERY interested.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 17, 2015 12:16 PM (7ObY1)

469 Every time I see this stupid twat with the title of "Spokesperson" I swear it looks like a bad SNL parody. This imbecile should be planning the next sigma chi mixer, not talking about national security. How can this 33 year old have any practical experience in this area?

Posted by: Timon at February 17, 2015 12:16 PM (ZDJwC)

470 Ever notice that Fred Flintstone's car magically grew a back seat whenever more than 2 characters were riding in it?

Posted by: Citizen
-----------------

No, but I *have* noticed that Psaki wears Wilma's necklaces.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 12:16 PM (/GgDU)

471 When Pissy Chrissy Matthews is the voice of reason, can the apocalypse be far behind?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 17, 2015 12:16 PM (0HooB)

472 we need to let the yazidi and other countries women die. because they seem to have stolen this administrations balls as women are wont to do. and the only way to get them back is yazidis, kurd, yemeni, libyan, syrian, women etc etc die to recover them.

Posted by: willow at February 17, 2015 12:17 PM (nqBYe)

473 Carpet bomb the city.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 17, 2015 12:16 PM (ZPrif)


Since ISIS is so fond of death by fire, napalm?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 12:17 PM (FsuaD)

474 463
ISIS has controlled Raqqa for 2 years now.



And Obama does nothing.



All the men who don't support ISIS have either fled or been killed at this point.



Carpet bomb the city.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 17, 2015 12:16 PM (ZPrif)

I like the Dresden solution. Burn the entire place to the ground.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 12:17 PM (0FSuD)

475 Two train derailments
Carrying oil
In four days
Ecoterrorists? Or just Islamic ones? Or weather



There is no such thing as coincidence.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2015 12:17 PM (AiMSn)

476 461 What's the environmental impact of hundreds of flaming oil tanker cars?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2015 12:15 PM (hlbmD)

Depends on who the corporate owners donate to.

Posted by: joey biden! at February 17, 2015 12:17 PM (es6xZ)

477 I was thinking about Netanyahu speaking on the floor of Congress and the Ds walking out or refusing to attend, and I was thinking that's the exact kind of shit I can see in future history books as an example of a prelude to war.

Posted by: Ghost of hallelujah at February 17, 2015 12:17 PM (7RXcs)

478
Ever notice that Fred Flintstone's car magically grew a back seat whenever more than 2 characters were riding in it?
.......................
And somehow Jen Psaki got a hold of Wilma's necklace.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2015 12:17 PM (wAQA5)

479 Ecoterrorists?


That's my hunch.

Posted by: Citizen X at February 17, 2015 12:18 PM (7ObY1)

480 This is what they say to each other, behind closed doors. It's just that Marie has never left the bubble and it doesn't sound wrong to her ears or that somebody might object to it.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 17, 2015 12:18 PM (L2xDv)

481 What a stark illustration of the difference between the civilized world and these animals.

Posted by: Lauren


What? There are no amyloid plaques building up in the brains of our victims.

Posted by: ISIS at February 17, 2015 12:18 PM (4nR9/)

482 The far-Left base of the Democratic Party would have a conniption if
American troops are still fighting in Iraq in 2016, endangering
Hillary's chances of winning the general election and possiblyundoing
the 'transformational' project started in 2008.


I don't know why he'd worry about that. The GOP will save her.

Posted by: Null at February 17, 2015 12:18 PM (xjpRj)

483 Burger King workers burn to death 10 customers because minimum wage rate too low.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 17, 2015 12:18 PM (iRZl4)

484 "Root Cause" of Poverty? Poor people have no money. Give them money and they are no longer poor.

It's so simple. . .

Posted by: Leater Donenuff at February 17, 2015 12:18 PM (8Le90)

485 Every time I see this stupid twat with the title of "Spokesperson" I swear it looks like a bad SNL parody.
---------------------------

It would be comedy gold.., if it were a spoof. Every time Kerry, Rice, Psaki, or Harf show up, I have to remind my self that this is real.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 12:18 PM (/GgDU)

486 So if I read this correctly we will offer Disability Insurance to ISIS cuz root causes? Didn't work out too well in Ferguson.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at February 17, 2015 12:18 PM (XBL5+)

487 "I swear it looks like a bad SNL parody."

It's the hair/glasses combo. I swear, every time I see her I want to yell "YOU ARE NOT A TEENAGER. FIX YOUR DAMN HAIR."

Also, nood

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2015 12:18 PM (MYCIw)

488 What's the environmental impact of hundreds of flaming oil tanker cars?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2015 12:15 PM (hlbmD)

-----

About $6 Billion.

--- BP Inc.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2015 12:19 PM (NaV4z)

489 Let's build light rail in Baghdad!

-
One of the minor causes of WWI was that Kaiser Bill wanted to build a railroad to Baghdad.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2015 12:19 PM (XUKZU)

490 Every time I see this stupid twat with the title of "Spokesperson" I swear it looks like a bad SNL parody. This imbecile should be planning the next sigma chi mixer, not talking about national security. How can this 33 year old have any practical experience in this area?
Posted by: Timon

It is certainly possible that someone intelligent went to an excellent school, excelled, and then went to work at age 22-23 and, after a decade of experience, be conversant and be a logical choice to explain US declaratory foreign policy.
Do I think that this chicklit fits the above description? heck no.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 17, 2015 12:19 PM (Spluw)

491 I like the Dresden solution. Burn the entire place to the ground.
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 12:17 PM (0FSuD)

Is there anything there worth burning?

Posted by: joey biden! at February 17, 2015 12:19 PM (es6xZ)

492 Since ISIS is so fond of death by fire, napalm?



Thermo

Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2015 12:19 PM (AiMSn)

493 462 456
I sent the link to that Atlantic ISIS article Ace put up yesterday to a lefty and she's freaking out over it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 17, 2015 12:14 PM (oFCZn)

Please, do share.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2015 12:15 PM (FsuaD)


When I pondered why the media isn't reporting on the context and the group's beliefs and instead is only focusing on the lurid stuff (like he says in the article), she agreed and said this stuff needs to get out so everyone knows it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 17, 2015 12:19 PM (oFCZn)

494 "Jobs Saved or Created"

has become

"Jobs Burned or Decapitated"

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 17, 2015 12:19 PM (27KAF)

495 NASA shouldn't be doing mohammedan outreach, it should be Strategic Missle Command. Reach out and smite some.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 17, 2015 12:19 PM (20Zla)

496
470
478
Jeeb. I've gotta be quicker than that.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2015 12:20 PM (wAQA5)

497 I was thinking about Netanyahu speaking on the floor of Congress and the Ds walking out or refusing to attend, and I was thinking that's the exact kind of shit I can see in future history books as an example of a prelude to war.

-
Like the Japanese walking out of the League of Nations.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2015 12:20 PM (XUKZU)

498 No, but I *have* noticed that Psaki wears Wilma's necklaces.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


But she's got Betty's other attributes, IYKWIM.

Posted by: pep at February 17, 2015 12:21 PM (4nR9/)

499 There is no such thing as coincidence.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2015 12:17 PM (AiMSn)

Snow. I don't think many eco terrorist in WVA or rural PA. Lots of snow and not much maintenance would be my guess

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2015 12:21 PM (0FSuD)

500 This is what they say to each other, behind closed doors. It's just that Marie has never left the bubble and it doesn't sound wrong to her ears or that somebody might object to it.
Posted by: Amish
--------------------

That.
Faculty lounge.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 12:21 PM (/GgDU)

501 This spokeshole has a brain the size.... of a tangerine.

Posted by: Michael Caine at February 17, 2015 12:21 PM (eoJ1a)

502 What the world needs right now is a good talking to by Fredo. Whirled Peas and #OtherThanBlackLivesMatter.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at February 17, 2015 12:21 PM (XBL5+)

503
This just in: a new Democrat program, free battery exchange.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 12:13 PM (oKE6c

Kash for Klunkers

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 12:21 PM (vPh3W)

504 When Pissy Chrissy Matthews is the voice of reason, can the apocalypse be far behind?

-
And then I beheld a talking horse's ass making sense.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2015 12:22 PM (XUKZU)

505 Dear Employment Weekly,

State Department spokeswomyn Marie Harf has suggested ISIS are frustrated job-seekers, which seems reasonable in this still-challenging labor market that sees employment share near historic lows.

With employers still receiving (and tossing) massive numbers of resumes every week, do you think group immolation is a good job-hunting strategy to "got yourself noticed" or does it raise too many ethical questions?

Posted by: TallDave at February 17, 2015 12:22 PM (bgGGN)

506 501 This spokeshole has a brain the size.... of a tangerine.
Posted by: Michael Caine at February 17, 2015 12:21 PM (eoJ1a)

I was leaning towards walnut or golf ball.

Posted by: joey biden! at February 17, 2015 12:22 PM (es6xZ)

507 498 No, but I *have* noticed that Psaki wears Wilma's necklaces.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

But she's got Betty's other attributes, IYKWIM.
Posted by: pep at February 17, 2015 12:21 PM (4nR9/

A spouse named Barney?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2015 12:22 PM (vPh3W)

508 Je Suis Coptic Christian

or whatever other dumbass slogan they're parroting now...

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy at February 17, 2015 12:23 PM (5Un6g)

509
It occurs to me the same excuse of poor and no jobs is what the leftists use for blacks who commit crimes. Not the leftists policies that create the situation though, of course.

It is so stupid of course, here and especially with isis, but it just came out so naturally out of Miss Scarfs-a-Bone's mouth, it is deeply ingrained in their brains.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 17, 2015 12:23 PM (ODxAs)

510 So if I read this correctly we will offer Disability Insurance to ISIS cuz root causes?
-------------------

Government cheese.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 12:23 PM (/GgDU)

511 483 Burger King workers burn to death 10 customers because minimum wage rate too low.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 17, 2015 12:18 PM (iRZl4)




Pete Carroll makes a shitty play call? Yep, a couple of dozen people burned to death.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 12:24 PM (oKE6c)

512 When Pissy Chrissy Matthews is the voice of reason, can the apocalypse be far behind?

-
And then I beheld a talking horse's ass making sense.
---------------------

Thus endeth the first lesson.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 12:25 PM (/GgDU)

513 Dean Atcheson she ain't.

Posted by: Roscoe at February 17, 2015 12:25 PM (MIovV)

514 504 When Pissy Chrissy Matthews is the voice of reason, can the apocalypse be far behind?

-
And then I beheld a talking horse's ass making sense.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2015 12:22 PM (XUKZU)



Chris Matthews and Jerry Brown are the voice of reason??


I don't feel so good.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 12:25 PM (oKE6c)

515 Posted by: Soona at February 17, 2015 12:11 PM (/HX7u)

Does anyone have a handle on what the RoE for those troops are?

Every day, in every way, I hate the JEF even more!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 17, 2015 12:25 PM (ftVQq)

516 Pete Carroll makes a shitty play call? Yep, a couple of dozen people burned to death.

I find your ideas intriguing.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 17, 2015 12:27 PM (evdj2)

517 CORGIS!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 17, 2015 12:27 PM (ftVQq)

518 She molests the truth like it's a drunken sorority sister.

ROFL! Pure poetry.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at February 17, 2015 12:27 PM (/Ho8c)

519 Does anyone have a handle on what the RoE for those troops are?
---------------------

I can guess.
"If attack seems imminent, remove and discard firing pins from your weapons."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2015 12:27 PM (/GgDU)

520 508 Je Suis Coptic Christian

or whatever other dumbass slogan they're parroting now...
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy at February 17, 2015 12:23 PM (5Un6g)


I like to ridicule the left by noting that they are a slogan driven organization - more like a cult, really. And due to stupidity, they need something short and hopefully rhymes so they all can follow! Hope and change! Yes we can!

Posted by: model_1066 at February 17, 2015 12:28 PM (es6xZ)

521 514
504 When Pissy Chrissy Matthews is the voice of reason, can the apocalypse be far behind?

"and lo, I beheld a pale horse and its rider was Death, and from its ass spewed forth an intelligible diatribe that tingled down its leg..."

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy at February 17, 2015 12:28 PM (TR90z)

522 Train derailments

snow. Saw the pics. Both in storms.

Posted by: Thunder B is Sick of This Shit at February 17, 2015 12:29 PM (zOTsN)

523 I like to ridicule the left by noting that they are a
slogan driven organization - more like a cult, really. And due to
stupidity, they need something short and hopefully rhymes so they all
can follow! Hope and change! Yes we can!

Posted by: model_1066 at February 17, 2015 12:28 PM (es6xZ)


Not true. Consider the trenchant analysis offered in chanting "Hey hey, ho ho! [Insert name here] has to go!"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2015 12:30 PM (oKE6c)

524 Posted by: model_1066 at February 17, 2015 12:28 PM (es6xZ)

Me too. They seem to think mindless repetition of some trite, meaningless phrase somehow "empowers" them. Funny as hell unless you're stuck relying on them for something (like a coherent foreign policy).

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy at February 17, 2015 12:31 PM (TR90z)

525 ISIS just put that "Islam" in their name to get more Facebook Likes and a higher Google score, don't ya know.

Posted by: Socratease at February 17, 2015 12:32 PM (82qVG)

526 Idiots, didn't they see that ISIS just created or saved 45 jobs this week?

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 17, 2015 12:36 PM (9YCfd)

527 This is what happens when you send a petulant community organizer, lantern-skulled errand boy, and Long Island-tea-swilling sorority sister to do a man's job.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at February 17, 2015 12:42 PM (eFPjn)

528 You know, you guys haven't read into the subtext on this.

Obviously, the reason that ISIS is fighting is ultimately economic, with some politics involved. This administration, of course, has the perfect solution:

1. Economic: Offer ISIS huge sums of money (financial aid), in exchange for a cease fire. Also, host "talks" aimed at understanding the needs of ISIS, also, the rights and privileges to self-determination as an Islamic State. In exchange, of course, for a promise to not attack westerns (at least right now).
2. Political: Throw Israel under the bus, hard. This is, of course, a precondition to talks regarding #1.

If you don't understand the wisdom of this solution, of course, it is because you don't see the big picture.

Posted by: big picture at February 17, 2015 12:42 PM (Qm+vS)

529 Another brain dead commie.

Posted by: burt at February 17, 2015 12:44 PM (ls8AU)

530
Look at the UK. They allow all those aholes into their country, give them welfare and huge flats/houses for their families and wives, free education and healthcare and they still plot against them. And they will never deport them or cut their benefits.

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 17, 2015 12:46 PM (iQIUe)

531 "300 pissed off Marines with orders to go forth, take no prisoners, and WIN, would be a fury to be reckoned with."

Err, no, that's not how it works. These poor guys will be slaughtered or worse. Get a lot more guns over there, or get those Marines the fuck out of there. Loosened ROEs does not make up for being vastly outnumbered.

Posted by: UGAdawg at February 17, 2015 12:46 PM (JS6HU)

532 "But we cannot win this war by killing them."

Except that the way you win a war is to kill more of your enemy than they kill of you, thus eliminating them or making them surrender

"Fire can't melt steel"

Except that the way you melt steel is with fire

"Global warming is causing all this cold weather"

Enuff said

Why is it that our so call intellectual betters say so much shit that is demonstrably incorrect?

Posted by: Mongo, Pawn in Game of Life at February 17, 2015 12:49 PM (F3Ima)

533 If you play it in reverse, ISIS saves people from fires, takes them home and fixes a kicked in door. You guys just aren't judging Obama from the correct perspective.

Posted by: Middle Class at February 17, 2015 12:50 PM (TzeLs)

534 We cannot kill our way out of this war.


She's technically correct. You don't win wars by killing the enemy.

You win wars by convincing the enemy that they WILL be killed if they don't surrender.

Of course, the task of convincing the enemy of their imminent and inevitable demise is frequently accomplished by killing a substantial number of the enemy, but that's really just a means to the end.

Posted by: Phinn at February 17, 2015 12:51 PM (DLUnW)

535 I love you, Ace, and morons. Harf with Glasses and the entire State Dept are coloring by numbers. The "shelter in place" statement of our great military is spot on.

I guess it takes more than mass executions of Coptic Christians to get Baroque off the golf course. At least the Pope is getting excited about the issue vs global warming.

I am in the midst of a very bad time of finding a new house in another state after living in a great one for 20 yrs. We canceled a bid because, uh, dealing with nutters. An attorney nutter who wanted to live, rent free and without a lease, for a few days. Right. Just like the nutter family in a muliti-million dollar house in California (UK Daily Mail). The moving van would show up and they would not move. I am sorry to rant, but have not been this weepy-wimp since, oh, 1987 after the flu and taking care of toddlers.

If there is a call for aging super models, currently pissed off and depressed and waiting for Rapture, to go join forces against ISIS, well, I am your woman.

Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 12:55 PM (dMEBN)

536
we cannot win this war by killing them

I bring you this ancient Sith wisdom: Wipe them out. All of them.

You start systematically annihilating them, their recruiting drives will...falter. And the disaffected utes of Europe, the ME and other places will suddenly have better things to do than to die quickly and painfully.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at February 17, 2015 12:56 PM (1hM1d)

537 Obama can't even get jobs for Americans. This sounds like a losing strategy.

Posted by: Speller at February 17, 2015 12:58 PM (PsEVn)

538 Posted by: Phinn at February 17, 2015 12:51 PM (DLUnW)

Yes, a state can in fact win wars by killing the enemy. Carthage comes immediately to mind. I'm sure there are others. Lots of others.

Posted by: troyriser at February 17, 2015 12:59 PM (CAJL/)

539 those Marines at al-Asad would be sitting ducks.

Like an earlier poster said, loosened RoE would not help when it comes to sheer numbers (and blockage of MSRs leading to the FOB for resupply).

300 Marines in a training role, with little heavy weaponry...

Clusterfuck comes to mind.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 17, 2015 01:00 PM (OsWis)

540 God help me, I don't think the American public as a whole would give a fuck if servicemembers got torched in a cage.

If they don't care about kids getting bbq'd or their heads cut off...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 17, 2015 01:02 PM (OsWis)

541 Sorry, Christy. I hope that rough places get smooth for you. I think moving into a new home is one of the top things on stress level charts.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2015 01:02 PM (DXzRD)

542 Their JOB is as master to slaves. Their JOB as they see it is to dominate the world and torture and kill all non-believers or anyone in the wrong caste. This simpering dimwit can be one of their first slaves. And she can do all of their work until they get sick of her and kill her because she isn't quite pretty enough for a concubine or hardy enough to do farm work. The stupidity, ignorance, hubris that goes with this White House that the psycho murderers of ISIS want a little PR job, or maybe a janitorial job cleaning her building lobby to satisfy their blood lust is appalling.

Posted by: Lester at February 17, 2015 01:03 PM (2UPXV)

543
The Marines at al-Assad are, basically, hostages. I pray to God that none of them are captured.

Posted by: Brown Line at February 17, 2015 01:04 PM (zcbZo)

544 Thank you @ 541. I keep reminding myself what Fenelon said, "To pray for faith and strength enough to trust God completely." I know things happen for a reason. I know this. I had had my eye on this house since September. I did not know that crazy people lived there! I mean, the bid was not lost due to price, which would be normal, but a lot of nit picky stuff inserted by this attorney owner until my husband said, "enough." He knew I wanted this one. There will be others. Patience is not my virtue. Hissy-fit, well, that is my virtue today and about a week post ending bid (I am a little slow on reacting to stress or grief). In short, I would scare little children at my door right now but feel like morons are a safe place to be. On the bright side I am losing weight on the Go Insane Diet.

Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 01:11 PM (dMEBN)

545 Oh, and with the beheadings, the danger of our great Marines, and children in cages...well, I can't either cope or read about it right now. My prayers are with them and my troubles are few.

Posted by: ChristyB now looks like Duchess of Alba at February 17, 2015 01:13 PM (dMEBN)

546
"The big problem is that this administration sees everything through the prism of Western civilization." On the contrary, the real problem is that they see everything through the prism of the comic-book version of Western Civilization that they were taught in college. I would be stunned to learn that *anybody* in this administration had ever read Thucydides. Or Herodotus. Or Josephus. Or Grant's "Personal Memoirs". Or the Federalist. Or ... Christ, or *anything* from the canon of our nation and civilization!

Of course, why read those difficult old books when Howard Zinn explains it all for you?

Posted by: Brown Line at February 17, 2015 01:14 PM (zcbZo)

547 I have two excellent posters about the pair of State Department bimbos in an article at The Political Commentator here: http://politicsandfinance.blogspot.com/2015/02/political-posters-obama-fiddles-plays.html

Posted by: Michael Haltman at February 17, 2015 01:16 PM (mK4pZ)

548 " But we cannot win this war by killing them. We cannot kill our way out of this war."

Coulda fooled me.

Posted by: Hideki Tojo at February 17, 2015 01:18 PM (XO6WW)

549 It appears the spokesperson is trying to jump ahead in the process and not deal with root causes first. The process is as follows:

1. Deal with corruption/evil in leadership
2. Deal with Problems in the system creating poverty/brokeness
3. deal with cultural and class conflicts.

You have to deal with the leadership first before you can deal with the problems, because the leadership will simply undo what you are trying to fix. Otherwise you'll be like a truck stuck in the mud, exerting all your energy and getting nowhere. But my guess is that they already know that.

Posted by: Akelm88 at February 17, 2015 01:23 PM (fydF3)

550 "But we cannot win this war by killing them. We cannot kill our way out of this war."

I think I'll pass on your newsletter.

Posted by: Sitting Bull at February 17, 2015 01:49 PM (XO6WW)

551 "But we cannot win this war by killing them. We cannot kill our way out of this war."

Watch me try.

Posted by: Marshall Zhukov at February 17, 2015 01:50 PM (XO6WW)

552 "But we cannot win this war by killing them. We cannot kill our way out of this war."

Oh, piss off.

Posted by: Robert E. Lee at February 17, 2015 01:51 PM (XO6WW)

553 What Tingles should have responded with:

http://youtu.be/5hfYJsQAhl0

Posted by: RGallegos at February 17, 2015 03:00 PM (EgXsI)

554 It's really no surprise Obama's people think it's all about poverty and jobs and what not, because they take the Marxist view of the world where people are entirely motivated by economics regardless of what they actually say.

The Jihadis say one thing and the Marxist mind literally can't accept it could be true, because everyone knows if people have jobs they're happy and peaceful. People like Obama go to church, but they don't actually believe any of that God talk, so they assume people they've never met on the other side of the world are the same way.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 17, 2015 03:19 PM (+azJs)

555 Besides job opportunities and pats on their bat shit crazy heads, I think they need more bike paths.

Posted by: Buffalobob at February 17, 2015 03:31 PM (w+5ie)

556 We dig up an old Russian nuke, dress it up like an aid package and drop it right in the middle of their home base....Say it was a Jihadi Work Accident and the problem is solved. Plus, plausible deniability!

Posted by: Dave at February 17, 2015 03:47 PM (/iRd9)

557 I was not the Mama Revolution poster, though I find myself in agreement with her views.

And I am certainly not anyone named Average Joe, you Reich-wing teatards from Jesusland. Are you having a hard time cooking meth in this weather? At least you can always stay in the trailer fucking your sisters.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at February 17, 2015 03:48 PM (SkKfM)

558 She says we must disarm while the fanatical muslim vicious roving wolves decend upon us AND we must turn over our jobs to them to placate them. and how will this change their view on a One World Caliphate ? Not one bit, this is America must fall and capitulate politics of Obama and demorats

Posted by: ron n. at February 17, 2015 05:30 PM (YVQn/)

559 "State Department Spokesidiot Marie Harf"

Spokescrunt.

FTFY

Start punching twice as hard.

Posted by: someguy at February 17, 2015 06:10 PM (3z91g)

560 They took our jerbs!

Posted by: ISIS at February 17, 2015 06:27 PM (rwI+c)

561 I think the ISIS guys are saying to themselves, "what do we need to do to get a response out of these people? Won't they stand up for anything?".

Posted by: Mark in Portland at February 17, 2015 07:04 PM (DpRZj)

562 So, save a bullet for yourself or join ISIS?
Doesn't look like BHO is giving our friends another alternative.

Posted by: ubik at February 17, 2015 08:53 PM (lCc6O)

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