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Overnight Open Thread (13 Feb 2015)

I didn't do a New Year's resolution so no progress to report.

If these tech CEOs really wanted to make a statement, instead of snubbing Obama at today's cybersecurity summit, they'd stop donating money to Obama and Democrats.

Marine Corps Balls

Interesting concept. The Marines are building robotic war balls. Just needs some lasers.

Smart Home Security

This is why I'll never go with any smart home stuff. Researcher says it only takes minutes to hack most smart home security devices.

Tactical Kilt

I guess GGE is a trendsetter. The tactical kilt dialectic. 511.Tactical makes some pretty comfortable pants.

Retro Video


More Dynatron tracks.

Surprise, Surprise

So when do we see a mass firing of the President's National Security Team? Counterterror chief says fall of Yemen's government took them by surprise. Why bother paying these folks to do this job when the President only seems to find out about stuff on the news (at least when he's not watching Sports Center).

The Gray Berets

Pretty interesting read on combat weathermen.

The modern SOWT mission was reborn in 1963.

Back at Hurlburt Field, two brigadier generals had an idea for managing this problem. They created an experimental five-man team, a squad of weathermen who could operate like Army Special Forces. They called it the Commando Combat Weather Team and tapped an Air Force captain named Keith Grimes to run it, according to a copy of Grimes' 1974 "oral autobiography," prepared by the Air Force (and still partially redacted by the CIA).

So, to get these sorties on target, Grimes hiked into the Annamites himself, accompanied by a band of Laotian guerillas. From a mountaintop, he could see for 50 miles around, and he would monitor the sky. When he saw a storm collapse, he would call in a strike by code word, coaching the pilots through this hole in the clouds or that sun-drenched valley.

He watched the bombs fall.

"We'd be waiting, hiding in the grass, or the jungle, or up on top of some rocks, or in some cave," he later recalled, "and before the North Vietnamese could regain their composure and get organized in any fashion we'd overrun the position. Then we'd do it somewhere else two or three days later."

Origin Of French Kissing


Snortin' Chocolate

Can snorting chocolate like cocaine be good for you? Honestly officer, I was just snorting cocoa.

In 2007, chocolate-maker Dominique Persoone invented a chocolate sniffing device modeled after old-fashioned Victorian snuff shooters that allows users to inhale cocoa powder. Persoone created the device after the wives of musicians Ronnie Wood and Charlie Watts asked him to help prepare a surprise birthday party for their Rolling Stone husbands.

He mixes "a hit" of Dominican Republic or Peruvian cocoa powder with unique flavorings like mint, ginger or raspberry and claims certain additives really "tickle your nose."

Disney Stories

How Disney stories actually ended. Some of these I knew about.

The Sea Witch gives the Little Mermaid another chance, and tells her that in order to survive as a human (because she can never be a mermaid again), she has to kill her prince and let his blood pour over her feet. Well, she doesn't, and consequently dissolves into sea foam, trapped in limbo.


Dog Video

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1 Good dog!

Posted by: freaked at February 13, 2015 10:00 PM (JdEZJ)

2 Thank you!
I'm sick of resolution threads.

Posted by: Carol at February 13, 2015 10:00 PM (sj3Ax)

3 ISIS has 17 Kurdish soldiers and claims they are going to be burned alive like the Jordanian pilot. Considering Islam is a Satanic death cult we it is not too surprising they embrace human sacrifice. For that matter, it would not be surprising to find out they are direct descendants of Baal worshipers.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/p5kzok6

Posted by: delurk ergo sum at February 13, 2015 10:00 PM (lWrWY)

4 I'm watching Mel Brooks Live from a few weeks ago on HBO on demand.
BB after it's over!

Posted by: Carol at February 13, 2015 10:02 PM (sj3Ax)

5 Good evening.

Posted by: Alfred Hitchcock at February 13, 2015 10:04 PM (/9Mak)

6 They have Kilt Fridays where I work. I approve of nicely toned man-gams in a tactical kilt, especially when paired with a tight black tee.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 10:04 PM (KH1sk)

7 Woot woot Friday nite Baby

Love the ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 10:05 PM (W6Tct)

8 NINE!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 13, 2015 10:06 PM (16bOT)

9 Damn, got the new recoil springs today.
Over 3/4 inch longer then the 70 year old originals.
May get to test drive tomorrow.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2015 10:06 PM (Z8FQp)

10 Happy Friday Horde!

Watching a mini-series from 2005 on Netflix called Archangel. It's got Daniel Craig, and it's pretty cool so far.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 13, 2015 10:06 PM (e+1S5)

11 Now?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 13, 2015 10:06 PM (16bOT)

12 ...well, that was a turd.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 13, 2015 10:06 PM (16bOT)

13 A MILLIONTY!

Posted by: Gingy at February 13, 2015 10:06 PM (WvS3w)

14 Howdy, y'all!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 13, 2015 10:07 PM (T1005)

15 :Gets job at Eris's place:

Posted by: Gingy at February 13, 2015 10:08 PM (WvS3w)

16 Half of All Millennials are Scientifically Illiterate Brainwashed Morons According to Hot New Poll

According a poll by the ultra-Left wing pseudo-hipster blithering idjits over at Fusion.net, half of all Millennials think that gender is just like a spectrum, with many declaring that genders exist outside of the evil gender binary of male/female.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8277

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 13, 2015 10:08 PM (0Ew3K)

17
2 Thank you!
I'm sick of resolution threads.
Posted by: Carol at February 13

I made a resolution never to complain about threads

Hiya Carol. I will trade some snow for sub zero weather

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 10:09 PM (W6Tct)

18 For a moment there, I thought you were dissing ball worshippers.

Posted by: Barack Almighty at February 13, 2015 10:09 PM (FcR7P)

19 I guess GGE is a trendsetter. The tactical kilt dialectic. 511.Tactical makes some pretty comfortable pants.


Yeah baby! Got a new one in the US Navy Edzell tartan for this year. Not a Tactikilt, but Edzell!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, Skating Rink Hell at February 13, 2015 10:09 PM (oJlX5)

20 I went to Survival School with a Combat Weather guy who was awarded a Purple Heart from Khobar Towers. He was a very interesting character.

Posted by: no good deed at February 13, 2015 10:09 PM (5ZMRa)

21 10 Happy Friday Horde!

Watching a mini-series from 2005 on Netflix called Archangel. It's got Daniel Craig, and it's pretty cool so far.
Posted by: DC in River City at February 13, 2015 10:06 PM (e+1S5)
---
Daniel Craig Ferguson is my boyfriend. I use Craig Ferguson for talking and I... Never mind.

Posted by: Gingy at February 13, 2015 10:09 PM (WvS3w)

22 *falls from grace*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 13, 2015 10:10 PM (16bOT)

23 Here's some evil craziness.

Telegraph
Sex offenders including paedophiles should be allowed to adopt, Theresa May told | via @Telegraph http://fw.to/8Y98M5G

Helen Reece, a reader in law at the London School of Economics, called on Theresa May, the Home Secretary, to relax rules which automatically ban sex offenders from caring for children, saying that this could breach their human rights.

In an article in the respected Child and Family Law Quarterly, Miss Reece suggested that reoffending rates were not high among sex criminals, adding: "despite growing public concern over paedophilia, the numbers of child sex murders are very low."

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 13, 2015 10:10 PM (ZPrif)

24 Happy Valentine's day eve.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at February 13, 2015 10:11 PM (dZGNV)

25 ISIS has 17 Kurdish soldiers

ISIS is smart. They know that as long as they don't disturb basketball season, nothing can move Obama to action.

Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2015 10:11 PM (FcR7P)

26 Quality ONT, though, CDR M!

Dog hasn't seen the cat ...LOL!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 13, 2015 10:11 PM (16bOT)

27 For Los Angeles people who remember Stan Chambers on the news. He passed away today. So sad. Gary Owens also passed away.
R.I.P. guys.

Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2015 10:11 PM (si/E8)

28 I guess I was French Kissing all wrong. The lips, not the nipples

Posted by: kbdabear at February 13, 2015 10:11 PM (GrXXa)

29 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 13, 2015 10:12 PM (4gN5w)

30 Telegraph
Sex offenders including paedophiles should be allowed to adopt, Theresa May told | via @Telegraph http://fw.to/8Y98M5G

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 13, 2015 10:10 PM (ZPrif)


Just as long as they aren't members of UKIP!

Posted by: Your British Betters at February 13, 2015 10:12 PM (0Ew3K)

31 Hi all.

A very good friend of mine has a daughter who has suddenly come into some very serious health problems. I'll quote the mother herself:

"On [January 12th. 2015], she was diagnosed with mesenteric adenitis. A condition where her lymph nodes are swollen in the intestine area. Three days later a new symptom came up, severe vertigo, where the room would never stop spinning and kept falling down. At that point she was hospitalized at Balboa Naval Medical Center. During that visit she was given a walker to help keep her steady and prevent her from falling.

One week later she went to her pediatrician's [sic] for her follow up to discover that her glocose [sic] was pretty high! She was sent back to the hospital for observation. She was sent home the next day and was told to follow up with an endocrinologist.

A week later she was severely constipated. She did a week long of Miralax and clear diet. Not much has come of that but at the end of the week two new symptoms came along. Her right leg was wobbling while walking or standing and she can't control it. Part of her face was numb. The next day the numbness wore off but her leg was still the same. However, upon an accidental impact on her spine while on a swing, her right side of her body was going numb. Most of right side was completely numb, she had some sensation on her right side of her face, but by monday, completely gone.

At this time, she has been diagnosed with Conversion Disorder. Me and her entire family are not 100% convinced. We are seeking second [a] opinion."


I haven't mentioned it, and won't mention it for fear of making a panic, is my theory that this could be related to the Enterovirus that has been going around (since all of our "friends" at the southern border started showing up). To my knowledge, Lilliana does attend public school.

Anyway, any donations, large or small, and any shares of this GoFundMe, are truly sincerely appreciated. Lilliana is a wonderful young lady, and it breaks my heart to see what is happening.

http://www.gofundme.com/helplilli


God bless and thank you in advance.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at February 13, 2015 10:13 PM (fCohL)

32 >>>Marine War Balls

We've had those for nearly 240 years. Standard issue with the deuce gear and the haircut.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 13, 2015 10:13 PM (e+1S5)

33 "despite growing public concern over paedophilia, the numbers of child sex murders are very low."



O.O



i want these people off my planet.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, Skating Rink Hell at February 13, 2015 10:13 PM (oJlX5)

34 If all that sausage is cat, that dog is tougher than he looks.

Posted by: delurk ergo sum at February 13, 2015 10:13 PM (lWrWY)

35 BCochran, lots of baseball talk on the previous thread. Looks like we might be up for a baseball thread tomorrow with pitchers and catchers less than a week away

Posted by: kbdabear at February 13, 2015 10:14 PM (GrXXa)

36 Puppies

Nice

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 10:14 PM (W6Tct)

37 More Dynatron tracks.

Good find.

I really dig these new retro 80's synth groups out there. I always thought the new wave stuff died way before it should have.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2015 10:16 PM (DMJw2)

38 >>>BCochran, lots of baseball talk on the previous thread. Looks like we might be up for a baseball thread tomorrow with pitchers and catchers less than a week away

I believe he is at a hotel with the missus, and if he's checking the HQ, he's doing it wrong.

Probably better to get him on email or twatter.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 13, 2015 10:16 PM (e+1S5)

39
It would take about 7 cats to make that much sausage.


Plus I am so gotdamn sick of other peoples dogs right now.

Fuck dogs.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2015 10:16 PM (MDgS8)

40 i want these people off my planet.
--
agreed.

Now my suggested plan of the death penalty for kiddie touchers makes the whole "should we let them adopt" a kind of moot point.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 13, 2015 10:18 PM (ZPrif)

41 39
It would take about 7 cats to make that much sausage.


Plus I am so gotdamn sick of other peoples dogs right now.

Fuck dogs.
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2015

Who the fuck pissed in your wheaties?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 10:18 PM (W6Tct)

42 "I believe he is at a hotel with the missus, and if he's checking the HQ, he's doing it wrong.
Probably better to get him on email or twatter.
"
-Posted by: DC in River City at February 13, 2015 10:16 PM (e+1S5)

*HAH!*

Leave him alone, then... lol.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 13, 2015 10:18 PM (16bOT)

43 Fuck dogs.
Posted by: eleven


{ BESTIALITY JOKE HERE }

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2015 10:18 PM (DMJw2)

44 I cannot tell a lie. Miami Vice is one of my favorite TV shows ever.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at February 13, 2015 10:18 PM (8wQHP)

45 Plus I am so gotdamn sick of other peoples dogs right now.

Fuck dogs.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2015 10:16 PM (MDgS


I'm sick of my gotdamn dog. Took the little fucker out at 6 AM and at 6:45 he left a nice steaming pile on the rug. If it wasn't for the fact he was my wifes dog I'd barbecue his little ass and eat him.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, Skating Rink Hell at February 13, 2015 10:19 PM (oJlX5)

46 They have Kilt Fridays where I work. I approve of nicely toned man-gams in a tactical kilt, especially when paired with a tight black tee.
Posted by: All Hail Eris
...........
Me in that garb would make you re-assess that approval!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 13, 2015 10:19 PM (/9Mak)

47 Saw Kingsman today. FINALLY somebody had the balls to make the villain a billionaire convinced that Gaia needs people-culling...except for his Chosen Ones, of course.

Great popcorn movie. See it. SEE IT!

Posted by: Sister Sestina at February 13, 2015 10:19 PM (fjP++)

48 "Who the fuck pissed in your wheaties?"
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 10:18 PM (W6Tct)

I volunteer to shit in his Wheaties, Sir. -I mean...

...should the moment arise.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 13, 2015 10:20 PM (16bOT)

49 F 15 Lakenhealth?

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 13, 2015 10:20 PM (zOTsN)

50
Probably better to get him on email or twatter."
-Posted by: DC in River City at February 13, 2015 10:16 PM (e+1S5)

*HAH!*

Leave him alone, then... lol.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 13, 2015 10:18 PM (16bOT)

So after the 7 minutes of fun, fun, fun what else is he going to do?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 10:20 PM (W6Tct)

51 6 They have Kilt Fridays where I work. I approve of nicely toned man-gams in a tactical kilt, especially when paired with a tight black tee.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 10:04 PM

And combat boots. Hiking boots are ok in a pinch.
Nom nom nom. Are there any 'ettes that don't fig kilts?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 10:20 PM (6MzV3)

52 (not really, I'd take injury to make sure nothing bad ever happens to that little fuzzy asshole...but he sure pissed me off this morning.)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, Skating Rink Hell at February 13, 2015 10:20 PM (oJlX5)

53 Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2015 10:16 PM (DMJw2)


Yeah, I've been listening to these guys during my commute the last 2 days. Another group redid the Airwolf soundtrack which is pretty damn good.

Posted by: CDR M at February 13, 2015 10:21 PM (93D1V)

54 Classic MacGruber!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 13, 2015 10:21 PM (+4uXG)

55 "If these tech CEOs really wanted to make a statement, instead of snubbing Obama at today's cybersecurity summit, they'd stop donating money to Obama and Democrats."

I keep having to explain this.

Consider the behavior of these Silicon Valley CEOs.

(a) Their firms are engaging in incredibly elaborate accounting gymnastics to shield their overseas revenue from the U.S. tax man.

(b) They personally are benefiting from incredibly generous personal tax treatment, and other forms of treatment. Such as below market rate jet fuel for their personal aircraft parked at Moffett Federal Airfield.

(c) This wouldn't be popular if it were generally realized to be going on by ordinary voters and customers.

(d) Ordinary voters and customers think that people who make hundreds of millions of dollars per year SHOULD PAY TAXES ON IT at a reasonable rate. And certainly shouldn't be getting discount jet fuel, et al. at public expense.

(e) Therefore, these rich Valley bigwigs give money to the likes of Obama and Pelosi. Limousine-liberal politicians who talk about taxing the hated "1%" down to the shirt buttons, but who never actually raise taxes on the rich. Or who, if they do raise taxes on the rich, leave in carefully designed shelters and loopholes.

It's really as simple as that.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 13, 2015 10:21 PM (noWW6)

56 "despite growing public concern over paedophilia, the numbers of child sex murders are very low."

How true. Show your compassion and give them a job babysitting your kids.

Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2015 10:21 PM (FcR7P)

57 Local rag gave '50 Shades of Grey' only 1.5 stars out of 5. They said it was pretty boring and unsexy. The female lead didn't look that hot from her picture.


It's not erotic if there's more than 33% talking.


They should've casted Skin Diamond or Sasha Foxx and went to town.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 13, 2015 10:22 PM (AC0lD)

58 Conversion Disorder?

WTF does a neurologist say????

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 13, 2015 10:22 PM (/9Mak)

59 Tactical kilt, I don't think so. In a tactical situation you want trousers and kneed pads, shin pads, elbow pads, body armour, ballistic glasses, nomex/ballistic gloves, and mobility.

and a couple of sherpas to tote yer kit and forage for food, dig your fighting positions. . .

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 13, 2015 10:22 PM (Pc525)

60 Me in that garb would make you re-assess that approval!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 13, 2015 10:19 PM (/9Mak)


I dunno, she saw ME in that garb and I didn't see her barfing in the corner or anything.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, Skating Rink Hell at February 13, 2015 10:22 PM (oJlX5)

61
Who pissed in my wheaties was all my fcking neighbors who let theirdogs bark all fcking day.

Cats are cool.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2015 10:22 PM (MDgS8)

62 "I'm sick of my gotdamn dog. Took the little fucker out at 6 AM and at 6:45 he left a nice steaming pile on the rug. If it wasn't for the fact he was my wife's dog I'd barbecue his little ass and eat him."
-Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, Skating Rink Hell at February 13, 2015 10:19 PM (oJlX5)

I Have Missed Something In The Post, apparently.

*shits on GGE's porch*

...sorry. I tried to tell you that I'm not that smart.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 13, 2015 10:22 PM (16bOT)

63 19Yeah baby! Got a new one in the US Navy Edzell tartan for this year. Not a Tactikilt, but Edzell!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, Skating Rink Hell at February 13, 2015 10:09 PM (oJlX5)

Pics yada yada yada

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 10:22 PM (6MzV3)

64 Hawkins, prayers indeed for your friend's daughter.

If Balboa Naval Medical Center is half as good as when I was cut n' sewed on there in the '70s, then she'd in a good place.

I would not be surprised if you're right about the virus, though.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2015 10:22 PM (RzZOc)

65 Houston Islamic Center fire


Didn't burn the mosque

Didn't burn the meeting center

Burned a storage building, fire started in a hall way, accelerant was used. Cops think cold hobo broke in and started a fire to heat up. Still investigating

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 13, 2015 10:23 PM (zOTsN)

66 GGE how old is your dog? Is it common for it to do that?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 10:24 PM (W6Tct)

67 Fuck dogs.
Posted by: eleven


I cannot. It is haram.

Posted by: Achmed at February 13, 2015 10:24 PM (l3vZN)

68 Posted by: torquewrench at February 13, 2015 10:21 PM (noWW6)


Oh i know they won't bite the hand that feeds them.

Posted by: CDR M at February 13, 2015 10:25 PM (93D1V)

69 "So after the 7 minutes of fun, fun, fun what else is he going to do?"
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 10:20 PM (W6Tct)

There has to be a pool for the children, right?

...and maybe The Middle Class.

We have No Confirmation at this point.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 13, 2015 10:25 PM (16bOT)

70 Me in that garb would make you re-assess that approval!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 13, 2015 10:19 PM (/9Mak)


I dunno, she saw ME in that garb and I didn't see her barfing in the corner or anything.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, Skating Rink Hell at February 13, 2015 10:22 PM (oJlX5)
----
All dudes rock the kilt. Fact.

And yes, Bebe, combat boots complete the ensemble.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 10:26 PM (KH1sk)

71 32 >>>Marine War Balls
We've had those for nearly 240 years. Standard issue with the deuce gear and the haircut.
Posted by: DC in River City at February 13, 2015 10:13 PM

Speaking of which, where are YOUR kilt pics? You're not gonna let the squids show you up, are you?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 10:26 PM (6MzV3)

72 Persoone created the device after the wives of musicians Ronnie Wood and Charlie Watts

Why not? Those two schnozes have seen just about everything else come up the pike.

Posted by: Colonel Snackbar at February 13, 2015 10:26 PM (Dwehj)

73 Fuck the neighbors. Ain't the dog's fault your neighbors are all retards.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 13, 2015 10:26 PM (ucDmr)

74
Seriously....I used to love dogs as much as anyone but gotdamn....


There's a fcking limit.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2015 10:27 PM (MDgS8)

75 Cops think cold hobo broke in and started a fire to heat up. Still investigating
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 13, 2015 10:23 PM (zOTsN)
---
It was me. Had a hobo haunch in the smoker, went out for a drink, and things went sideways.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 10:27 PM (KH1sk)

76 Pics yada yada yada

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 10:22 PM (6MzV3)




Just remember. You asked for it.


http://tinyurl.com/mfcmhm8


(first trying it on, not a very good pic)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, Skating Rink Hell at February 13, 2015 10:27 PM (oJlX5)

77 Yeah, I've been listening to these guys during my commute the last 2 days. Another group redid the Airwolf soundtrack which is pretty damn good.
Posted by: CDR M


Cool. I loved Airwuff.

I think some jackhole in Hollywood need to put together Airwuff, Knight Rider, Street Hawk, and Automan in a movie. It would seriously kill.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2015 10:29 PM (DMJw2)

78 My security system is a sign that says 'beware of dog' and a really big doghouse to make it look legit.

Posted by: Lea - Sorry make that Miss Leaette at February 13, 2015 10:29 PM (vmMMi)

79 73 Fuck the neighbors. Ain't the dog's fault your neighbors are all retards.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 13

Speaking of barking your home pretty early

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 10:29 PM (W6Tct)

80 are we sure that kurd rifleman wasn't brian williams in disguise?

Posted by: Feh at February 13, 2015 10:29 PM (g/zj9)

81 GGE's kilt doesn't count because he wears undies.
Don't ask.

Posted by: Gingy at February 13, 2015 10:29 PM (WvS3w)

82 GGE how old is your dog? Is it common for it to do that?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 10:24 PM (W6Tct)



Doxie. Vindictive little fucker, as doxies are. I went outside to replace some of the lights I have around the driveway and keep running over and didn't take him out with me so he was pissed off at me.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, Skating Rink Hell at February 13, 2015 10:29 PM (oJlX5)

83 Don't ask.

Posted by: Gingy at February 13, 2015 10:29 PM (WvS3w)



Really. Don't ask.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, Skating Rink Hell at February 13, 2015 10:30 PM (oJlX5)

84 Conversion disorder is thought to be psychological.

They simply must get a second opinion. Many neurological disorders are disagnosed slowly, by elimination. It took nearly a decade for my brother to get an MS diagnosis. Very similar symptoms

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 13, 2015 10:30 PM (zOTsN)

85 83 Don't ask.

Posted by: Gingy at February 13, 2015 10:29 PM (WvS3w)



Really. Don't ask.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, Skating Rink Hell at February 13, 2015 10:30 PM (oJlX5)
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It wasn't that bad. We were in public.

Posted by: Gingy at February 13, 2015 10:30 PM (WvS3w)

86 Saw Kingsman today. FINALLY somebody had the balls to make the villain a billionaire convinced that Gaia needs people-culling...except for his Chosen Ones, of course.

Great popcorn movie. See it. SEE IT!
Posted by: Sister Sestina at February 13, 2015 10:19 PM (fjP++)
---.
Anna Puma also said the movie rawked. I may have to take in a show tomorrow.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 10:30 PM (KH1sk)

87 It wasn't that bad. We were in public.

Posted by: Gingy at February 13, 2015 10:30 PM (WvS3w)


And Dave was there.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, Skating Rink Hell at February 13, 2015 10:31 PM (oJlX5)

88 79: Have to rest up for tomorrow night. That's the ticket.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 13, 2015 10:31 PM (ucDmr)

89 Need the advice of Combined Horde Knowledge again.

I think I've reached a point where I need a website for my business. Given that I know *nothing* about website creation and maintenance, what is the best host for the least money?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 13, 2015 10:31 PM (GDulk)

90 GGE's kilt doesn't count because he wears undies.
Don't ask.
Posted by: Gingy at February 13, 2015 10:29 PM (WvS3w)
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No! I thought he went regimental! **bubble burst**

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 10:32 PM (KH1sk)

91 Oh, and that brought to you by pic. The boys at Edwards & china lake like to do that shit up in the sierras. My dad & his buddies (most of them vets) had a chopper go through a draw below them on a backpack trip. They were pissed. All picked up rocks so that if he came back through, he'd have to explain the cracks on top glass when he got home.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 10:33 PM (6MzV3)

92 It wasn't that bad. We were in public.
Posted by: Gingy at February 13, 2015 10:30 PM (WvS3w)
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Wait...were they women's undies?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 10:33 PM (KH1sk)

93 Chavez,
Happy 39th Anniversary!

Posted by: Carol at February 13, 2015 10:33 PM (sj3Ax)

94 Doxie. Vindictive little fucker, as doxies are. I went outside to replace some of the lights I have around the driveway and keep running over and didn't take him out with me so he was pissed off at me.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, Skating Rink Hell at February

Your right, Doxies can be little buttheads

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 10:33 PM (W6Tct)

95 >>> At this time, she has been diagnosed with Conversion Disorder. Me and her entire family are not 100% convinced. We are seeking second [a] opinion.

"I haven't mentioned it, and won't mention it for fear of making a panic, is my theory that this could be related to the Enterovirus that has been going around (since all of our 'friends' at the southern border started showing up)."

There's a syndrome often described as Acute Flaccid Paralysis, and it has boomed in the USA precisely since the amigos from nasty parts of Central America started swarming into the country, and some physicians and scientists are explicitly linking it to enterovirus 68, which has similarly boomed since the amigos arrived.

The money quote came from a doc at Stanford who said something to the effect that he thinks this stuff sure looks a whole lot like good old polio, but whenever he has said such things openly, the entire official public health apparatus began to lose their shit.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 13, 2015 10:34 PM (noWW6)

96 I think I looked much better in the tactikilt BTW, but I was better prepared for it, too.


http://tinyurl.com/kvcmdpr

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, Skating Rink Hell at February 13, 2015 10:34 PM (oJlX5)

97 92 It wasn't that bad. We were in public.
Posted by: Gingy at February 13, 2015 10:30 PM (WvS3w)
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Wait...were they women's undies?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 10:33 PM (KH1sk)
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I didn't *see* them. But I confirmed their presence.

Posted by: Gingy at February 13, 2015 10:34 PM (WvS3w)

98 Hubby says that is an F15 from Lakenheath

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 13, 2015 10:34 PM (zOTsN)

99 93: Thank you very much Carol. Seems like yesterday.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 13, 2015 10:34 PM (ucDmr)

100 what is the best host for the least money?

You really can't go wrong with Godaddy and the best part is that their support folks are good and all speak the King's English. Hostmonster is pretty decent, as well.

Posted by: Colonel Snackbar at February 13, 2015 10:35 PM (Dwehj)

101 Wait...were they women's undies?



Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 10:33 PM (KH1sk)



*looks at Gingy* I thought we weren't gonna talk about this?


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, Skating Rink Hell at February 13, 2015 10:36 PM (oJlX5)

102 So, Fredo actually came out today and decried the murder of the three muslims in NC, saying no one should, "ever be targeted because of who they are, what they look like, or how they worship." Correct me if I'm wrong, but so far there's no evidence they were killed for being muslim.
This is the same skidmark who just called the deli attack "random". He's not even hiding it anymore.

Posted by: gewa76 at February 13, 2015 10:36 PM (S9rS1)

103 Hey, those giant marine balls stole my act!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqfpZvv7ozQ

Posted by: Rover (from The Prisoner) at February 13, 2015 10:36 PM (9BRsg)

104 76 Just remember. You asked for it.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, Skating Rink Hell at February 13, 2015 10:27 PM (oJlX5

: D

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 10:36 PM (6MzV3)

105 "Had a hobo haunch in the smoker, went out for a drink, and things went sideways."

Next time round you'll win the Powerball, and have nattily uniformed henchmen to handle such mundane matters for you.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 13, 2015 10:37 PM (noWW6)

106 OK, and FTR, I just thought it was a bit unsanitary to park the junk where other people have parked their junk, yaknowhatimean? Besides, the back of the damn thing rides up somethin turrible when you bend at the waist.


Note to all who are considering wearing the kilt...bend at the knees, not at the waist.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, Skating Rink Hell at February 13, 2015 10:37 PM (oJlX5)

107 what is the best host for the least money?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette


We've used Dreamhope for a number of years. They have a bunch of back-end software for website setup for commercial sites like Joomla, etc.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2015 10:37 PM (DMJw2)

108 Gimme a break dude. I'm hopped up on histamines. I had a full day of allergy testing.

Posted by: Gingy at February 13, 2015 10:38 PM (WvS3w)

109 Posted by: Hawkins1701 at February 13, 2015 10:13 PM (fCohL)

I hope and pray that the simplest of factors are at play in this instance.

For you, that little girl and her parents, I ask that our prayers find Him, as have you have asked in tired and worrisome times.

Might the parents find solace in The Grace of God, through His Will.

May they be Blessed with peace throughout this time, through Our Lord.

*amen*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 13, 2015 10:38 PM (16bOT)

110 Ahh. The GFS and CMC 00Z model runs are coming in now. Real curious to see how Tuesday's storm is shaping up.

Posted by: CDR M at February 13, 2015 10:39 PM (93D1V)

111 Hostdaddy?

Fuck no. They block traffic. You may not be able to receive email.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2015 10:39 PM (DMJw2)

112
99 93: Thank you very much Carol. Seems like yesterday.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 13, 2015 10

Good job Mrs. Chavez
Pass that along to her from me

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 10:39 PM (W6Tct)

113 Also, it was the first time and I was feeling a bit...self-conscious.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, Skating Rink Hell at February 13, 2015 10:39 PM (oJlX5)

114 Amen mr cold beer (slap)

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 13, 2015 10:40 PM (zOTsN)

115
This is the same skidmark who just called the deli attack "random". He's not even hiding it anymore.


Nope.

He's trolling.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2015 10:40 PM (MDgS8)

116 Sad that Sun News Network died -- the Fox News of Canada.

I'm not sure why it died. My understanding is that it never got picked by some (a lot?) of the cable carriers. So the revenue never came in.

If Beck can't get BlazeTV on Comcast/TimeWarner/DirecTV in the next few years -- I won't be surprised if something similar happens. TV is expensive to produce. You need those monthly cable revenues.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 13, 2015 10:40 PM (ZPrif)

117 I had a full day of allergy testing.

Posted by: Gingy at February 13, 2015 10:38 PM (WvS3w)



Sounds like a whole lot of fun. Not.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, Skating Rink Hell at February 13, 2015 10:40 PM (oJlX5)

118 112: Will do. She's one in a million. Puts up with me and my idiocy.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 13, 2015 10:41 PM (ucDmr)

119 You may not be able to receive email.

I've hosted over a dozen sites there. Have not encountered that issue.

Posted by: Colonel Snackbar at February 13, 2015 10:41 PM (Dwehj)

120 President Trolltard McBulworth

Trolling Prick McBulworth
Trolly McGee

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 13, 2015 10:41 PM (ZPrif)

121 89
Need the advice of Combined Horde Knowledge again.



I think I've reached a point where I need a website for my business.
Given that I know *nothing* about website creation and maintenance,
what is the best host for the least money?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 13, 2015 10:31 PM (GDulk)



Well, duh.....it's Pixy! </sarc>

Posted by: cthulhu at February 13, 2015 10:42 PM (T1005)

122 On this note, I ask if anyone has heard from "Fourth Horseman".

She had a bone-scan the other night that I'd heard hide, nor hair of.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 13, 2015 10:42 PM (16bOT)

123 Fucktard McJugears Esquire.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 13, 2015 10:42 PM (ucDmr)

124 Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2015 10:22 PM (RzZOc)

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 13, 2015 10:38 PM (16bOT)


Thank you both, truly and sincerely. I'm praying to God that I'm wrong about a virus, and they figure it out asap. Never have I been in Lilli's company that she hasn't given her "uncle" a big hug.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at February 13, 2015 10:42 PM (fCohL)

125 Speaking of trolling. Wonder if he will do something "fun" for Presidents' Day. Be like him

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 13, 2015 10:43 PM (zOTsN)

126 96 I think I looked much better in the tactikilt BTW, but I was better prepared for it,
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, Skating Rink Hell at February 13, 2015 10:34 PM (oJlX5)

Yeah, I like the cut on a fuller kilt more. It just hangs better.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 10:43 PM (6MzV3)

127 Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2015 10:37 PM (DMJw2)

Well, I understood the first sentence. I don't know if I need more coffee or less, but I couldn't understand the rest at all. Not even "I understand those words separately," because I didn't manage even that much.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 13, 2015 10:44 PM (GDulk)

128 Next time round you'll win the Powerball, and have nattily uniformed henchmen to handle such mundane matters for you.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 13, 2015 10:37 PM (noWW6)
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Thank you Torque, that's sweet of you to say. It gets tiring having to do all the wet work on my own, you know?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 10:44 PM (KH1sk)

129 President I Hate Americans Christians, and Jews. Also, Not So Keen On White People.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 13, 2015 10:44 PM (ZPrif)

130 That looked uncomfortable, Gingy. Have they reached a conclusion as to what you are allergic to or is it The Outside in general?

Posted by: no good deed at February 13, 2015 10:45 PM (5ZMRa)

131 The end is near!


Which means the place is closing in another 5 minutes so I'm packing up for the trip back to the Refuge. Stay frosty, see ya in about 45.


Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, Skating Rink Hell at February 13, 2015 10:45 PM (oJlX5)

132 G'Night, GGE!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 13, 2015 10:46 PM (16bOT)

133 Where's Peaches? I've been in and out of the blog for a bit and am concerned.

Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2015 10:46 PM (si/E8)

134 Well, duh.....it's Pixy!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 13, 2015 10:42 PM (T1005)

Lol, yeah Pixy isn't even on he long list (although even that isn't very long because I get the impression there are a lot of sites that I'm simply unaware of) much less the short one.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 13, 2015 10:47 PM (GDulk)

135 "On this note, I ask if anyone has heard from 'Fourth Horseman'."

How 'bout Null?

Who was sounding even more down than usual the other day.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 13, 2015 10:47 PM (noWW6)

136 125 Speaking of trolling. Wonder if he will do something "fun" for Presidents' Day. Be like him
Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February

JEF, Reggie & Cass Sunsteen 3 some then some golf.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 10:47 PM (W6Tct)

137 MisHum,
We are going to have temps in minus numbers, not counting windchill.
A friend & her husband drive to Corpus Christie, Texas every year before Thanksgiving & stay until late March/early April.

She's told me San Antonio, wasn't on list, has snakes all over. I'm going to have to buy small pistil I can use.
I made Cthulhu's recipe for roasted Roma tomatoes a week,ago,Sunday & spilled half on floor & in oven. I had 1.5 lbs raw tomatoes & couldn't take it out of oven.
I tried to make again tonight & a fire started in oven where tomatoes fell & I can't get to.
I used my,brother's oven. I had to carry pan up here with both hands in oven mitts holding like it was baby.

I've stuck left hand under very cold water & put hand brace on it.

Posted by: Carol at February 13, 2015 10:48 PM (sj3Ax)

138 Little and I were driving home today, and we're making cartoon poop jokes (poop jokes are very big with the pre-pubescent set).

He'd say "I am what I yam" and I'd respond "Poopeye!"

"Ehh Ehh Heh Heh Ehe"

'Woody Woodpooper!"

After about 4 or 5 he looked at me and said "Why are we doing this? We're wasting our lives!"

Driving off the road laughing my ass off would definitely have wasted our lives. Fortunately I managed not to. Barely.

Posted by: Weirddave-BS in History and Political Science, 1993 at February 13, 2015 10:48 PM (WvS3w)

139 I dated a combat meteorologist when I was a young lass and he was an older exciting and very good looking man. Sadly he didn't take to kilts till after he'd had a stroke, and became a fat old man, now married to one of my older age appropriate friends. DAMN. Grimmy loves him like a daft old uncle, he loves Grim like a son. Weirdness abounds 25 years later. Combat meteorologists are bad ass.

Posted by: gush a can has kittens what plays fetch at February 13, 2015 10:49 PM (f858s)

140 136: Is a selfie stick involved in this threesome?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 13, 2015 10:49 PM (ucDmr)

141 mpfs, she popped in the other night to say an apartment opened up right next to her dad. She's trying to snag it and move to San Diego.

Posted by: no good deed at February 13, 2015 10:49 PM (5ZMRa)

142 ThunderB,
It does sound like MS. A spinal tap and MRI will tell the tale.

BTW, both my sister and I have MS.

Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2015 10:49 PM (si/E8)

143 evening all

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 13, 2015 10:50 PM (R5HRU)

144 130 That looked uncomfortable, Gingy. Have they reached a conclusion as to what you are allergic to or is it The Outside in general?
Posted by: no good deed at February 13, 2015 10:45 PM (5ZMRa)
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They already knew. This is part of a study for a booster for cat allergy shots. I was itchy as fuck alllll day. I have late-stage weals on my arms 4" across.

Posted by: Gingy at February 13, 2015 10:50 PM (WvS3w)

145
JEF, Reggie Cass Sunsteen 3 some then some golf.


Followed by a presidential bowel movement in front of the Washington monument.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2015 10:50 PM (MDgS8)

146 133
Where's Peaches? I've been in and out of the blog for a bit and am concerned.

Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2015 10:46 PM (si/E


I bought her lunch on Wednesday. She's got some stuff going on at the moment, but will be back when the 8-ball stops saying, "reply hazy, ask again later."

Posted by: cthulhu at February 13, 2015 10:50 PM (T1005)

147 Wheee! ONT!!!

Howdy, Horde!

Posted by: Mindy at February 13, 2015 10:51 PM (81V/7)

148 Hiya Carol. I will trade some snow for sub zero weather
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 10:09 PM (W6Tct)

I will not! I park outside. I appreciate not having to dig my car out from under 10 inches of snow.

Last winter was awful, because I had to dig my car out frequently AND put up with sub zero temps.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 13, 2015 10:51 PM (+XMAD)

149 Posted by: no good deed at February 13, 2015 10:49 PM (5ZMRa)

I hope she can. Did she say how that would affect her job or has she quit/retired recently?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 13, 2015 10:51 PM (GDulk)

150 Well, I understood the first sentence. I don't know if I need more coffee or less, but I couldn't understand the rest at all. Not even "I understand those words separately," because I didn't manage even that much.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette


errr, sorry about that.

Dreamhost rather.

They're a decently priced host. I've used them for several sites and they have backend software that can be used to create a website.

Joomla is one of several website creation software.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2015 10:53 PM (DMJw2)

151
140 136: Is a selfie stick involved in this threesome?
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 13, 2015 10:49 PM (ucDmr)

Oh there's a stick involved.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 10:53 PM (W6Tct)

152 Evenin' everyone.

Got the AC in my truck fixed today.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 13, 2015 10:53 PM (UVfht)

153 Beck's dead to me after he went squish over the illegals and fired Andrew Wilkow. Canceled my subscription and deleted my bookmarks.

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at February 13, 2015 10:54 PM (rMTpA)

154 Thanks no good deed.

I take it her dad isn't doing well. I do know he lives inLa Jolla. I wish I was still living in San Diego. I could have helped her out.

Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2015 10:54 PM (si/E8)

155 Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 13, 2015 10:51 PM (+XMAD)

And I'm too cheap to pay $100 a month to park in an underground heated garage. I would if they rented it from December to April. But they only rent for the entire year and it's not worth it to me.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 13, 2015 10:54 PM (+XMAD)

156 I'm torn.... I'm awake for the ONT for the first time in ages and halfway sober so that I could comment without being embarrassed tomorrow. BUT, I recently discovered Breaking Bad and have been powering through episodes. I'm on season 3 and could get another 2 episodes in tonight. Decisions.

Posted by: Molly k. at February 13, 2015 10:55 PM (L0LTE)

157 I go away for a few minutes and you fookers get all chatty.

>>>Speaking of which, where are YOUR kilt pics? You're not gonna let the squids show you up, are you?

I don't have a kilt. More's the pity. But the one from 5.11 did look kinda cool. Plus, I'd get more weird looks than usual.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 13, 2015 10:55 PM (e+1S5)

158 Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at February 13, 2015 10:54 PM (rMTpA)

He fired Wilkow? Any reason why?

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 13, 2015 10:55 PM (R5HRU)

159 Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2015 10:53 PM (DMJw2)

Ah, thanks for the explanation. Is the site creation software easy to use? It isn't easy to tell by the amount of time I spend on line, but the truth is that I'm nearly technology illiterate. If it isn't "For Dummies" level easy there's a good chance I won't be able to use it.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 13, 2015 10:55 PM (GDulk)

160 Donna: When is the WI moron meet? Or is canceled due to lack of interest?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 13, 2015 10:56 PM (ucDmr)

161 155 Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 13, 2015 10:51 PM (+XMAD

My wife's car and my boat share the garage. My truck & company vehicle brave the elements

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 10:57 PM (W6Tct)

162 Peaches seemed "up" and "Null" seemed down.

"Null" has fewer reasons to be "down" if his site is the same one with "Towering Kittehs" ...lol.

If he is the same dude I know, then he is going to be fine. He is a quality individual.

Peaches, on the other hand asked for a prayer specifically.

I'll have to conjure something having to do with her Father and the moving to San Diego.

You all know that I love her, so I'll take a moment.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 13, 2015 10:57 PM (16bOT)

163 The Blaze really won't talk about it and Andrew has been too classy to talk about. He has retweeted some interesting comments by others, though.

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at February 13, 2015 10:57 PM (rMTpA)

164 He fired Wilkow? Any reason why?

I suspect it was to make room for Dana Loesch.

Posted by: no good deed at February 13, 2015 10:57 PM (5ZMRa)

165 Molly,

My wife just got into it too. We're on season 4 right now.

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 10:57 PM (doBIb)

166 Hmmm, interesting.

Meh, I still enjoy Beck for the most part.

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 13, 2015 10:58 PM (R5HRU)

167 Gushie!!!!!

Peaches mentioned in her post about the apartment that she had recently filed for unemployment.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 10:58 PM (6MzV3)

168 Fourth Horseman favorited a tweet I sent from an IBD editorial.
I think it was Wednesday.
I'll check & see if I can find email.

Posted by: Carol at February 13, 2015 10:58 PM (sj3Ax)

169 160 Donna: When is the WI moron meet? Or is canceled due to lack of interest?
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 13, 2015 10:56 PM (ucDmr)

Mrs. MH & I were talking about this earlier this evening

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 10:58 PM (W6Tct)

170
1000 quatloos to the first who explains, in detail, what is an Australian Kiss.

Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at February 13, 2015 10:58 PM (C41L0)

171 >>>I suspect it was to make room for Dana Loesch.

I like Wilkow, but that I understand. She looks way better in a slinky black dress than he does.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 13, 2015 10:59 PM (e+1S5)

172 Blaze has got a bunch of tiny cable carriers to add the Blaze. But is stymied on the big boys. There's dozens of tiny rural cable cos, but Comcast is where the money is. And Comcast for sure won't let Beck on before they get Obama to approve their merger with TimeWarner. And probably not after.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 13, 2015 10:59 PM (ZPrif)

173 Bebe and Gushka at the same time! Awesome.

(swidt?)

Posted by: DC in River City at February 13, 2015 11:00 PM (e+1S5)

174 So are any of the other 'ettes going to see "50 shades of Gray" this weekend?

I am not. I feel like I've been whipped enough since 2008. And I'm not enjoying it at all.

I do find it funny that at the same time feminists are screeching about "rape culture" and demanding that pussy men ask for consent before they dare to touch anything, women are flocking to a movie about bondage and humiliation, because it's "empowering."

Yeah. I'll bet the women captured by ISIS and Boko Harum really feel empowered.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 13, 2015 11:00 PM (+XMAD)

175 1000 quatloos to the first who explains, in detail, what is an Australian Kiss.

I believe Brian William's daughter can explain.

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 13, 2015 11:00 PM (qz9ml)

176 1000 quatloos to the first who explains, in detail, what is an Australian Kiss.

Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at February 13, 2015 10:58 PM (C41L0)

A kiss down under, of course.

Posted by: gewa76 at February 13, 2015 11:01 PM (S9rS1)

177
If it isn't "For Dummies" level easy there's a good chance I won't be able to use it.

May not be a good idea then. Hard to know what level of website you need.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2015 11:01 PM (MDgS8)

178 164 He fired Wilkow? Any reason why?
I suspect it was to make room for Dana Loesch.
Posted by: no good deed at February 13, 2015 10:57 PM

She annoys the fuck out of me. I'm not sure why. Kinda like my loathing of Daniel Craig, the sight of whom makes my skin crawl.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 11:01 PM (6MzV3)

179 OK, so I've been inspired by the articles about "gotcha" questions for Democrats.

How about this one? "Do you believe that citizens of other countries should be allowed to vote in US elections? If so, in what other countries should US citizens be allowed to vote?"

See, you avoid entirely the phrase "illegal immigrant" and all its attendant baggage.

Posted by: Mindy at February 13, 2015 11:01 PM (81V/7)

180 I use Bluehost because I'd read they were run by conservatives. I've been pleased with the service.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 13, 2015 11:01 PM (Lqy/e)

181 Just got back from seeing "American Sniper - great movie.

After the movie, Mr. TiFW wanted to stick around until the "50 Shades of Grey" theater right next to ours let out - I think he was hoping I'd let him take one of the cougars home as an early Valentine's Day present.

He kept muttering "Target Rich Environment" and "Like shooting fish in a barrel" all the way to the car....


Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at February 13, 2015 11:02 PM (PZ6/M)

182 Cold Beer 1,
Would you mind including name when you quote someone? I'm using Mercury browser &"can search names or text.
Thank you.

Posted by: Carol at February 13, 2015 11:02 PM (sj3Ax)

183 165 Molly,

My wife just got into it too. We're on season 4 right now.

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 10:57 PM (doBIb)

...............

It's crazy!! When my daughter talked me into starting it I thought how many episodes of a guy dying cooking meth can there be? Turns out to be a lot more than I thought! I will say it's a step up from her last recommendation though....I power watched 6 seasons of Sons of Anarchy prior to BB. Netflix is messing with my life no doubt.

Posted by: Molly k. at February 13, 2015 11:02 PM (L0LTE)

184 the Australians actually make some pretty good champagne...for my purposes, anyway

Posted by: Steve Kroft at February 13, 2015 11:02 PM (4gN5w)

185 The best unpiloted landing was done by the "cornfield bomber" an F-106 that got into a flat-spin during maneuvers. The pilot ejected and the aircraft - trimmed for landing in an attempt to recover it - came out of the spin and flew off. And it flew off and - trimmed for take off/landing - it landed. Wheels up, on a snow-covered farm field. The local sheriff got to it and the engine was still on, the radar was still sweeping, and he was told to leave it alone, the aircraft would eventually run out of fuel.


That done, the USAF got a crane in and hoisted the F-106 so that its landing gear could be used, towed it to a railroad line, disassembled it for rail shipment, and sent it to be repaired. That F-106 is in the Nat'l Museum of the Air Force in Dayton, Ohio - after being returned to service.

The pilot? He was rescued because they knew where he punched out and some of the locals went in on snowmobiles to fetch him.


What a thing - my aircraft landed without me!

"You punched out of a perfectly fine aircraft."
"I'm so good it didn't need me to land."

Posted by: Mikey NTH: The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked! Prices on Crabbypants Slashed! at February 13, 2015 11:02 PM (K/tQx)

186 169 160 Donna: When is the WI moron meet? Or is canceled due to lack of interest?
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 13, 2015 10:56 PM (ucDmr)

Oh, yeah! Want to make it some time in March? There are quite a few cheeseheads (and even a few fibs) who hang out here and have expressed interest.

Pick a weekend. Oneida in GB?

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 13, 2015 11:03 PM (+XMAD)

187 173 Bebe and Gushka at the same time! Awesome.
(swidt?)
Posted by: DC in River City at February 13, 2015 11:00 PM

Too bad corn mittens didnt win in '12. Then you'd have really seen us at the same time. With pudding & whipped cream.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 11:03 PM (6MzV3)

188 Donna, I haven't read the books nor will I see the movie, but I would love to see an Ace review. Imagine our little Ewok surfing the estrogenic waves in his local googleplex! If he made it out alive and mentally intact it would be an epic rant on the level of Kaboom Kidz.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 11:04 PM (KH1sk)

189 Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2015 10:53 PM (DMJw2)

Ah, thanks for the explanation. Is the site creation software easy to use? It isn't easy to tell by the amount of time I spend on line, but the truth is that I'm nearly technology illiterate. If it isn't "For Dummies" level easy there's a good chance I won't be able to use it.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 13, 2015 10:55 PM (GDulk)


Honestly, quite a few 'rons and/or 'ettes could help you set up a site for your business and help step you through maintenance.

Not familiar with some of the software mentioned here (mostly Wordpress and straight out HTML with me), even if you go with a "do it yourself package" you can still get helpful hints out of us (between the pointy elbows comments).

Posted by: The Hypertext Hat at February 13, 2015 11:04 PM (0Ew3K)

190 It's great to see Polliwog, Bebe, and Gushka here tonight!

Posted by: Mindy at February 13, 2015 11:04 PM (81V/7)

191
She annoys the fuck out of me. I'm not sure why. Kinda like my loathing of Daniel Craig, the sight of whom makes my skin crawl.

Daniel Craig the dude from Casino Royale?

He is annoying for some reason.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2015 11:04 PM (MDgS8)

192 182 Cold Beer, from the last thread - I know you're a fan of The Tribe - am I correct?

Are you old enough to remember the infamous 10 cent Beer Night in the '70's?

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 13, 2015 11:05 PM (+XMAD)

193 Molly k,
Remember if you're in trouble Just Call Saul.

Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2015 11:05 PM (si/E8)

194 Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 13, 2015 11:00 PM (+XMAD)

Not if I were paid and it was the only thing happening in the county. I'd rather watch paint dry than expose my poor brain to that tripe. Of course, spending time with the Horde is infinitely more entertaining than watching paint dry so not going to that movie is hardly a sacrifice.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 13, 2015 11:06 PM (GDulk)

195 Molly,

When I told my wife about the show, she said the topic depressed her and said she would hate it. Well, I asks that she just watch the first season which was only 6 episodes. She was hooked after that!

Now she can't stop watching!

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 11:06 PM (doBIb)

196 Donna: March works for me. How about the rest of the morons?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 13, 2015 11:06 PM (ucDmr)

197 Posted by: Steve Kroft at February 13, 2015 11:02 PM (4gN5w)

Just go to 'Bing' and type in 'Australia Day bikinis' and you will not be disappointed.


No fooling.

Posted by: Mikey NTH: The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked! Prices on Crabbypants Slashed! at February 13, 2015 11:06 PM (K/tQx)

198 If he made it out alive and mentally intact it would be an epic rant on the level of Kaboom Kidz.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 11:04 PM (KH1sk)

Yes, please, Ace go see this movie!

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 13, 2015 11:06 PM (+XMAD)

199 174 So are any of the other 'ettes going to see "50 shades of Gray" this weekend?

No. Haven't read it either. Not going to. Ever. Blech.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 11:06 PM (6MzV3)

200 Ugh, I read the first book. It was terrible. If Christian Grey was poor, it would be Fifty Shades of Prison Grey.

Posted by: no good deed at February 13, 2015 11:08 PM (5ZMRa)

201 174 So are any of the other 'ettes going to see "50 shades of Gray" this weekend?

.................

Hahaha.............NO. I have no interest whatsoever. I only read books and go to movies with the good guys blowing up the bad guys.Which now that see that typed out I am starting to figure out why the "ladies" in this town never invite me to anything.

Posted by: Molly k. at February 13, 2015 11:08 PM (L0LTE)

202 191
She annoys the fuck out of me. I'm not sure why. Kinda like my loathing of Daniel Craig, the sight of whom makes my skin crawl.

Daniel Craig the dude from Casino Royale?

He is annoying for some reason.
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2015 11:04 PM (MDgS



He gave the anti-male speech or something like that?

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 11:08 PM (doBIb)

203 Posted by: Mindy at February 13, 2015 11:04 PM (81V/7)

You too. The down side to actually having stuff to do lately is that there is so much less time to spend with the Horde.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 13, 2015 11:08 PM (GDulk)

204 193 Molly k,
Remember if you're in trouble Just Call Saul.

...............

He cracks me up! Did you see they are going to have a show based on him?

Posted by: Molly k. at February 13, 2015 11:09 PM (L0LTE)

205
He gave the anti-male speech or something like that?

Hell.....I didn't even know that and I thought he was annoying.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2015 11:09 PM (MDgS8)

206 Blaze needs other stars besides Beck - hence the attempt to make Dana a national star.

I admire Beck's attempt to build a whole network, it was a bold move. I'm skeptical it will work in the long run, but I wish him well.

He built theblaze.com into an impressive site. Does great traffic. But websites still don't generate much money. Ad revenue just isn't that high.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 13, 2015 11:09 PM (ZPrif)

207 He cracks me up! Did you see they are going to have a show based on him?

It premiered this past Sunday.

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 11:09 PM (doBIb)

208 Posted by: Molly k. at February 13, 2015 11:08 PM (L0LTE)

I'm with you. Chick-flicks generally bore me.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 13, 2015 11:09 PM (GDulk)

209 I'm sorta embarrassed that my misspent youth caught up to me and made friends with my marine. Those two together are hell on wheels, fat old man or not....

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 13, 2015 11:10 PM (f858s)

210 190 It's great to see Polliwog, Bebe, and Gushka here tonight!
Posted by: Mindy at February 13, 2015 11:04 PM (81V/7)


Waves hi to Mindy

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 11:10 PM (6MzV3)

211 Just go to 'Bing' and type in 'Australia Day bikinis' and you will not be disappointed.


No fooling.
Posted by: Mikey NTH: The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked! Prices on Crabbypants Slashed! at February 13, 2015 11:06 PM (K/tQx)

******

I'm fairly certain I know which side of the hardwood/carpet debate those ladies represent.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at February 13, 2015 11:10 PM (o/3Hk)

212 >>>Too bad corn mittens didnt win in '12. Then you'd have really seen us at the same time. With pudding & whipped cream.

I actually kinda liked mittens. But now I hate him with the heat of a thousand exploding suns. Stupid fooker.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 13, 2015 11:10 PM (e+1S5)

213 I sent Fourth Horseman direct Tweet & said Horde was worried & I was too.

Posted by: Carol at February 13, 2015 11:10 PM (sj3Ax)

214 All Hail Eris,
I read the books for shits and giggles.
I never thought sex could be that boring or the dialog that insipid.

Piece of badly written trash. If you're going to read trash read the Queen, Jackie Collins. Get your money's worth.

Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2015 11:10 PM (si/E8)

215 And speaking of estrogenic, lots of 'ettes here tonight. We've already objectified men in kilts, so what's next? Hijacking the thread with shoe talk?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 11:11 PM (KH1sk)

216 207 He cracks me up! Did you see they are going to have a show based on him?

It premiered this past Sunday.

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 11:09 PM (doBIb)

...............

Well so much for my "scoop". But then again I am just discovering shows from about 7 years ago...............

Posted by: Molly k. at February 13, 2015 11:12 PM (L0LTE)

217 Someone up thread asked about Null.

Ran into him (her?) on a thread earlier today, so seems to be okay.

Posted by: speedster1 on the (new) ipad at February 13, 2015 11:12 PM (1brdf)

218 Ah, thanks for the explanation. Is the site creation software easy to use? It isn't easy to tell by the amount of time I spend on line, but the truth is that I'm nearly technology illiterate. If it isn't "For Dummies" level easy there's a good chance I won't be able to use it.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette


As with anything 'tech,' there's Easy to Use and there is Usefull. They rarely are the same.

Joomla for example requires some learnin'. Wordpress, not necessarily a commercial oriented backend software, is fairly easy to use and has a lot of online forums/help info.

And it depends on what exactly you want to do with the site. Are you looking for just a name, address, contact info site or are you looking to sell online?

Not knowing what your looking for, I would suggest getting a host, install Wordpress, research other Wordpress websites to see how others have done it, and, if you're looking to sell online, just use ebay for the commerce. IE. just have links to your ebay site for the actual selling.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2015 11:12 PM (DMJw2)

219 Well so much for my "scoop". But then again I am just discovering shows from about 7 years ago...............


I'm just starting with it too. Downloaded the first two eps, but haven't seen them yet.

Posted by: EC at February 13, 2015 11:13 PM (doBIb)

220 Too bad corn mittens didnt win in '12. Then you'd have really seen us at the same time. With pudding & whipped cream.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 11:03 PM (6MzV3)


I really need to take another trip to Cali...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 13, 2015 11:13 PM (10ydV)

221 191 Daniel Craig the dude from Casino Royale?
He is annoying for some reason.
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2015 11:04 PM (MDgS

Yeah, him. I thought I was gonna hurl when he got naked in tomb raider. Thank God we got to ogle Gerard Butler in the 2nd one. Kilt pic for the 'ettes: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/474637248198886013/

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 11:13 PM (6MzV3)

222 Posted by: Molly k. at February 13, 2015 11:08 PM (L0LTE)

I never read it either. It sounds to me like a more prOnographic version of a Harlequin bodice-ripper. I liked them in hs - fair, virginal maiden overpowered by alpha male - what's the diff, really?

"Oh, bondage is so sexy! If it's a handsome billionaire who is tying me up and beating me!! And I change him at the end and he discovers his sensitive side!"

Ah, jeez. Some women never grow up. They're just like some men that way

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 13, 2015 11:14 PM (+XMAD)

223 Eris, yes, we have an unusually high ratio of 'ettes to 'rons. Wonder what's up with that? Did all the guys get lost on the elbows thread?

Posted by: Mindy at February 13, 2015 11:14 PM (81V/7)

224 WI morons I would be up for a March meet up. Chavez has my email along with Bossy Barbara

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 11:14 PM (W6Tct)

225 As we find ourselves amongst our Worldly Fathers, most would ask for Just One More Day.

While we find ourselves amongst these pastoral landmarks of Humanity, might we ask of them wisdom.

My Father, beloved patriarch and bearer of everything placed upon his back, has been an inspiration to me.

His sweetness and purity of Soul will never be forgotten.

So sayeth we through Peaches and her Father. Her patriarch, leader and inspiration to One of our Beloved.

Find Her, Oh Lord amongst Those that may help you bridge between this life and Your Heavens.

In this time of need, as Blessed as we are, can we not find the time to pray for one of our beloved?

I ask of you tonight, that our Sister find our love bestowed upon her very soul. I ask that she be granted her time with her earthly Father, so as to assuage the misery they are soon to gather.

Might our prayers find you tonight, Our Lord In Heaven.

Bless passage, through You, and make our love stronger for having known Your Love.

Thank You, Lord.

In Jesus' Name, I pray....

*amen*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 13, 2015 11:14 PM (16bOT)

226 I'm imagining a scenario where Ben Carson is the best possible VP on a 2016 GOP ticket. The most obvious objection will be that he has no political experience. The counter is that he has no connection to an utterly corrupt system.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 13, 2015 11:14 PM (8zCR+)

227
Yes...it's very hard to give advice about creating wee to febsites.

It depends on what you need the sit

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2015 11:15 PM (MDgS8)

228 >>>Eris, yes, we have an unusually high ratio of 'ettes to 'rons. Wonder what's up with that? Did all the guys get lost on the elbows thread?

When there's lots of ettes around, most of us have to type with one hand. Slows things down a bit.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 13, 2015 11:15 PM (e+1S5)

229
WTF ..... I totally deleted that.

My computer is going crazy.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2015 11:16 PM (MDgS8)

230 I'm fairly certain I know which side of the hardwood/carpet debate those ladies represent.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at February 13, 2015 11:10 PM (o/3Hk)

At my age - 49 in 12 more days - all I need is a sympathetic smile from one of those lovelies. I can go a long way on a smile from a 'lovely' these days; I am much more economical the older I get.

Posted by: Mikey NTH: The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked! Prices on Crabbypants Slashed! at February 13, 2015 11:16 PM (K/tQx)

231 damn

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2015 11:16 PM (MDgS8)

232 Eris, yes, we have an unusually high ratio of 'ettes to 'rons. Wonder what's up with that? Did all the guys get lost on the elbows thread?
Posted by: Mindy at February 13, 2015 11:14 PM (81V/7)
---
They'd better get over here before we get all synchronized!
*checks phase of moon*

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 11:17 PM (KH1sk)

233
At my age - 49 in 12 more days - all I need is a sympathetic smile from one of those lovelies. I can go a long way on a smile from a 'lovely' these days; I am much more economical the older I get.


I hear ya.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2015 11:17 PM (MDgS8)

234
Gary Owens passed away. R.I.P.
Posted by: mpfs



In addition to Laugh-in and his long running radio show, he was the voice many cartoon characters, including Powdered Toast Man, The Blue Falcon and Spaaaaace Ghost!

Guy was a classic.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 13, 2015 11:18 PM (kdS6q)

235 215 And speaking of estrogenic, lots of 'ettes here tonight. We've already objectified men in kilts, so what's next? Hijacking the thread with shoe talk?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 11:11 PM (KH1sk)
---
I just waggled my estrogen at Dave.

Posted by: Gingy at February 13, 2015 11:18 PM (WvS3w)

236 Ah, the old days when Shoe Talk was fabulous on the blog. PGiS, AlextheChick, Rum...sigh.

Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2015 11:18 PM (si/E8)

237 At my age - 49 in 12 more days - all I need is a sympathetic smile from one of those lovelies. I can go a long way on a smile from a 'lovely' these days; I am much more economical the older I get.


Posted by: Mikey NTH: The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked! Prices on Crabbypants Slashed! at February 13, 2015 11:16 PM (K/tQx)

..................

How about that!

Posted by: Molly k. at February 13, 2015 11:18 PM (L0LTE)

238
Teresa, you still around?

Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at February 13, 2015 11:18 PM (C41L0)

239 214 Piece of badly written trash. If you're going to read trash read the Queen, Jackie Collins. Get your money's worth.
Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2015 11:10 PM (si/E

Laurell K Hamilton writes actual engaging stories, that have non trite sex. Lots and lots of sex.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 11:18 PM (6MzV3)

240 Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 13, 2015 11:14 PM (16bOT)




Amen.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 13, 2015 11:18 PM (T1005)

241 The prayers usually come to me. That one took a little bit of my Soul with it.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 13, 2015 11:18 PM (16bOT)

242 103
Hey, those giant marine balls stole my act!

Posted by: Rover (from The Prisoner) at February 13, 2015 10:36 PM (9BRsg)


More like a squiggle ball with lasers. Those things get everywhere; I'm convinced they can solve mazes.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls_fin1IVGY

Posted by: Anachronda at February 13, 2015 11:18 PM (o78gS)

243 Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2015 11:12 PM (DMJw2)

I *am* looking to do online sales but I have an Etsy site so I suppose that is what I would link to. I'm looking into selling more than just *my* items pretty soon and that's what got me thinking that it was about time for a knitnkitten.com

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 13, 2015 11:19 PM (GDulk)

244 >>>I just waggled my estrogen at Dave.

You misspelled "boobs". But I'm quite sure he doesn't care.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 13, 2015 11:19 PM (e+1S5)

245 226 I'm imagining a scenario where Ben Carson is the best possible VP on a 2016 GOP ticket. The most obvious objection will be that he has no political experience. The counter is that he has no connection to an utterly corrupt system.
Posted by: cm9000 at February 13

Why ruin a perfectly good Friday night?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 11:20 PM (W6Tct)

246 235
215 And speaking of estrogenic, lots of 'ettes here tonight. We've
already objectified men in kilts, so what's next? Hijacking the thread
with shoe talk?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 11:11 PM (KH1sk)

---

I just waggled my estrogen at Dave.

Posted by: Gingy at February 13, 2015 11:18 PM (WvS3w)


Would that be your welted, itchy estrogen?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 13, 2015 11:20 PM (T1005)

247 215 And speaking of estrogenic, lots of 'ettes here tonight. We've already objectified men in kilts, so what's next? Hijacking the thread with shoe talk?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 11:11 PM

Nah, lets just keep objectifying men. Maybe CDR M wil finally tell us WHO THE FUCKING MYSTERY RON IS!!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 11:20 PM (6MzV3)

248 The most obvious objection will be that he has no political experience.
Posted by: cm9000


The second most obvious objection is that he is actually a liberal/leftie.

His off-hand, cold responses to issues wanders too far into the generic leftie camp.

Remember his first responses to gun questions? Responses that were walked back after 'people' explained what an actual GOP politician's response was supposed to be?

Yeah. He's a leftie with some heterodox ideas. I don't trust him at all.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2015 11:20 PM (DMJw2)

249 Cm9000, what is it that's piqued your interest in Carson? He seems like a nice guy, and I like that he opposes ObamaCare, but I'm feeling that we need someone who will dismantle the corrupt government overgrowth.

Posted by: Mindy at February 13, 2015 11:21 PM (81V/7)

250 I'm confused.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at February 13, 2015 11:21 PM (ZbCKc)

251 Might our prayers find you tonight, Our Lord In Heaven.

Bless passage, through You, and make our love stronger for having known Your Love.

Thank You, Lord.

In Jesus' Name, I pray....

*amen*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 13, 2015 11:14 PM (16bOT)

****

Amen.

That was truly awesome. Thank you.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at February 13, 2015 11:21 PM (xrURQ)

252 He didn't get anywhere near the welty itchy parts.

Posted by: Gingy at February 13, 2015 11:21 PM (WvS3w)

253 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 11:20 PM (6MzV3)

He never did, did he? I just assumed it was him.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 13, 2015 11:21 PM (GDulk)

254 Thanks Bebe!

Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2015 11:21 PM (si/E8)

255 Where are the Vox and Salon of the Right?

I want assholes on our side who publish deliberately offensive crap to troll the Left.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 13, 2015 11:21 PM (ZPrif)

256 Would that be your welted, itchy estrogen?
Posted by: cthulhu at February 13, 2015 11:20 PM (T1005)
---
Cat scratch fever! Dave doesn't stand a chance.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 13, 2015 11:21 PM (KH1sk)

257 I *am* looking to do online sales but I have an Etsy site so I suppose that is what I would link to. I'm looking into selling more than just *my* items pretty soon and that's what got me thinking that it was about time for a knitnkitten.com
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 13

Polli, do you knit by hand or have a machine?

Just remeber once you turn a hobby into some type of biz, it ceases to be a hobby.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 11:21 PM (W6Tct)

258 Are you Ace of Spades? I am looking for Ace of Spades.

Posted by: the rise of the febsites at February 13, 2015 11:21 PM (2KB+E)

259 116
Sad that Sun News Network died -- the Fox News of Canada.



I'm not sure why it died. My understanding is that it never got
picked by some (a lot?) of the cable carriers. So the revenue never came
in.



Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 13, 2015 10:40 PM (ZPrif)


Our local cable company wouldn't have SUN as part of their basic package and you had to buy an extra bundle to get the network. I didn't follow it but apparently the government agency that could have required it to be part of basic cable denied the request. Lousy government mf'ers.


Outside of the military, Canada is a third rate socialist shit hole just like the rest. I can't wait until Ontario and Quebec start to burn. And Ontario is about $300 Billion in debt with a population of 11 million, skyrocketing energy costs and 1 million public servants. Good luck with that.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 13, 2015 11:22 PM (AC0lD)

260 220 I really need to take another trip to Cali...
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 13, 2015 11:13 PM

Planning on talking our cute as a button lurking 'ette into making it 3 sets of boobehs in the picture, aren't you?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 11:23 PM (6MzV3)

261
Are you Ace of Spades? I am looking for Ace of Spades.


That guy over there is.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2015 11:23 PM (MDgS8)

262 Show me on this welty, itchy doll where Dave touched you.....

Posted by: Ginger abuse counselor at February 13, 2015 11:24 PM (T1005)

263 Bebe,
The esteemed CDR M will never tell.

Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2015 11:24 PM (si/E8)

264 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 11:21 PM (W6Tct)

By hand, although I have a machine. I'm mostly a spinner who has to do *something* with all the yarn I make but don't have time to use all of it myself while constantly spinning more. Even my kids can't use it up as fast as I make it. Thus getting complete strangers to hand me cash for something I was going to do any way seems rather ideal.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 13, 2015 11:24 PM (GDulk)

265 Here's a faster way to get those balls to target. Short films from 'Operation Chastise'.
http://tinyurl.com/oqx5wo7

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2015 11:24 PM (l1zOH)

266 There are bloggers who deliberately troll the Left, but they have no money. Vox and Salon are well-funded. And it's a career boost to go work there. Yet their articles are dickish troll pieces.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 13, 2015 11:25 PM (ZPrif)

267 The counter is that he has no connection to an utterly corrupt system.
Posted by: cm9000 at February 13, 2015 11:14 PM (8zCR+)


The problem is that without any political experience he's going to be reliant on "advisors" who know the ins and outs of a campaign.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 13, 2015 11:25 PM (10ydV)

268 Are you Ace of Spades? I am looking for Ace of Spades.
-----------------

Never heard of him...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2015 11:25 PM (l1zOH)

269 Boobie pix are a hallowed part of the AoSHQ cultural milieu, aren't they?

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at February 13, 2015 11:25 PM (ZbCKc)

270 Any word on the Halifax would be terrorists?

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 13, 2015 11:26 PM (zOTsN)

271 Hey Political Hat,
What about the rest of the Ettes?
Myself included, only person in U.S. That knew Eric Cantor would lose?

Posted by: Carol at February 13, 2015 11:26 PM (sj3Ax)

272 Planning on talking our cute as a button lurking 'ette into making it 3 sets of boobehs in the picture, aren't you?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 11:23 PM (6MzV3)


Never! She's a good girl.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 13, 2015 11:27 PM (10ydV)

273 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 13, 2015 11:24 PM (GDulk

Mrs MH and her Mom knit. Yes, I know about skeins of yarn
Filling the house.

Good luck selling the stuff. Just be careful you don't wreck your hobby

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 11:27 PM (W6Tct)

274 250 I'm confused.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at February 13, 2015 11:21 PM

No shit

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 11:27 PM (6MzV3)

275 Sooth, I'm here, but I'm "hit and miss" on the comments section tonight - hanging out on the couch with the hubs and watching TV.

I'll be checking back from time to time - or you can send me an e-mail if you have a specific question.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at February 13, 2015 11:27 PM (PZ6/M)

276 Remember his first responses to gun questions?
Responses that were walked back after 'people' explained what an actual
GOP politician's response was supposed to be?



Yeah. He's a leftie with some heterodox ideas. I don't trust him at all.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2015 11:20 PM (DMJw2)


I think his heterodoxy is a reason to trust him.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 13, 2015 11:28 PM (8zCR+)

277 Halifax has terrorists? Geez, what has this world come to?
Halifax?

Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2015 11:28 PM (si/E8)

278 253 He never did, did he? I just assumed it was him.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 13, 2015 11:21 PM

He was my first guess actually, but I thought he had denied it was him.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 11:29 PM (6MzV3)

279 Wonder how many of these students who are complaining about the fee voted for TFG?

Cornell students erupt over health care fee

http://tinyurl.com/l8hmdjz

Posted by: Thrawn at February 13, 2015 11:29 PM (d7XFS)

280 Free Beacon trolls the Left, but they admit they are doing it. They have a whole category on the site just for trolling.

Literally. It's http://freebeacon.com/tag/trolling/

When Vox published some article like 9 Reasons Your Racist Republican Uncle Still Hates Black People or whatever, they don't wink at the camera and admit, yeah, we're being trollish assholes. No, they play it straight when they troll.

Which is the only way to play it. it doesn't work nearly as well if you wink.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 13, 2015 11:29 PM (ZPrif)

281 Yikes. Hanging around here too long...

I'm trying to write an internal "resume" of sorts saying what I did this year. "Developed solutions for business operations, mainly to do with billing." came out "mainly to do with bukkake"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2015 11:29 PM (AVEe1)

282 Any word on the Halifax would be terrorists?
Posted by: ThunderB
------------------

"I wouldn't characterize it as a terrorist event. I would classify it as a group of individuals that had some beliefs and were willing to carry out violent acts against citizens."

Says local authority.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2015 11:29 PM (l1zOH)

283
Good luck selling the stuff. Just be careful you don't wreck your hobby

Yeah...my mom tried that.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2015 11:29 PM (MDgS8)

284 263 Bebe,
The esteemed CDR M will never tell.
Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2015 11:24 PM (si/E

Damned tease is what he is.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 11:30 PM (6MzV3)

285 It's below zero here and I'm having a hot flash.
Shit.

Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2015 11:31 PM (si/E8)

286 I think I've reached a point where I need a website for my business. Given that I know *nothing* about website creation and maintenance, what is the best host for the least money?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 13, 2015 10:31 PM (GDulk)


There are many good hosting solutions (GoDaddy, Tierpoint, etc.), but if you have never had a website before the primary challenge will be in getting your content online in a useful format.

So the question becomes...do you just want to display basic business information, or are you trying to enable e-commerce, or do you have unusual site requirements (such as being a photographic studio with lots of pictures to display in galleries, etc.).

In an attempt to differentiate themselves, hosting companies are offering different website formatting/creation solutions. There are also compmanies that sell formatting solutions independently. Most don't involve any upfront costs, but a higher monthly fee (still within reason, however) on the back end.

Although there are WYSIWYG (what you see is what you get) editors that allow you to upload content yourself, if you don't know what you are doing these will lead to very clunky pages with lots of redundant code over time. And your formatting options will be much more limited.

So you probably won't be able to do this yourself, for free, and will instead have to hire someone to help you manage this process. Good news is that they aren't as expensive as they used to be, especially if you use an offshore source. Personally, I have had more luck with the Indians vs. the Chinese in this area, but YMMV. You can also try Craigslist, but that's a much more hit-and-miss proposition.

Posted by: CQD at February 13, 2015 11:31 PM (2dzsA)

287
any surprise that Seventh Son was a flop?

Jeff Bridges' mouthful of marbles is not an audience draw, who knew.

Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at February 13, 2015 11:31 PM (C41L0)

288 236 Ah, the old days when Shoe Talk was fabulous on the blog. PGiS, AlextheChick, Rum...sigh.

Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2015 11:18 PM (si/E



I got a new pair of used riding boots for Christmas! Tuffa boots. They are 600$ tactical grade equestrian stomp boots. Good condition for 150$

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 13, 2015 11:32 PM (f858s)

289 "I wouldn't characterize it as a terrorist event. I would classify it as a group of individuals that had some beliefs and were willing to carry out violent acts against citizens."

Says local authority.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2015 11:29 PM (l1zOH)

You say tomato I say off with your head

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 11:32 PM (W6Tct)

290 No new news about the Halifax plot. Link in my sock.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2015 11:32 PM (2KB+E)

291
Teresa, do you know what happened to pj momma? Is she still around?

Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at February 13, 2015 11:33 PM (C41L0)

292 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 11:13 PM (6MzV3)

OMIGOSH!



Is it because you have been gone a long time or because I haven't been on an ONT? Either way I am glad you are about at the old AoSHQ! I almost want to pull a chair up by the old stove and talk about when the sidebar stuff was new and I was there for it all!

"By cracky! You young'uns know nothin' about tryin' to comment when some weird plover-bird would keep buttin' in! And then there was was this evil Ford compact car from the 1970's person! Darn if all he didn't talk about was hurting female dogs! It was a mad house in here, but we persevered *smack* no, we did not pervert! Someone get an old timer a spot of lubricatin' juice and smack that BCochran around a bit! Land sakes; I might as well be talkin' to a bunch of....


What was I sayin'? Oh yes; someone get me my medicine and tell AtC that BCochran loves her some face hugging spiders for Valentines Day.


Where's my medicine already, you little whelps?"



(This is not an actual comment so much as it is a performance art peice for my NEA grant application. Thank you for participating in it and no, you do not get any of that grant money - do you know what a fair trade mocha goes for these days?)

Posted by: Mikey NTH: The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked! Prices on Crabbypants Slashed! at February 13, 2015 11:33 PM (K/tQx)

293 Halifax terrorists


They were going to shoot up the Hockey Day festival


An outdoor five day hockey festival, with NHL current and retired players, huge crowds

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 13, 2015 11:33 PM (zOTsN)

294 ...The most obvious objection will be that he has no political experience...

Posted by: cm9000 at February 13


Um, no.

The most obvious objection is that Dr. Ben Carson "can see no reason" why you should be allowed to own a gun.

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 13, 2015 11:34 PM (4gN5w)

295 273 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 13, 2015 11:24 PM (GDulk

Mrs MH and her Mom knit. Yes, I know about skeins of yarn
Filling the house.

Good luck selling the stuff. Just be careful you don't wreck your hobby
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 11:27 PM (W6Tct)
---
I still really like knitting and I sell patterns I have designed, and finished garments.

Posted by: Gingy at February 13, 2015 11:34 PM (WvS3w)

296 Bebe, how are things with you? Renter doing ok?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 13, 2015 11:35 PM (10ydV)

297 288 I got a new pair of used riding boots for Christmas! Tuffa boots. They are 600$ tactical grade equestrian stomp boots. Good condition for 150$
Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 13, 2015 11:32 PM (f858s)

They're pretty awesome. Are your Snots any better tonight?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 11:35 PM (6MzV3)

298
Karl Urban's The Loft was a bust.

And thank Christ that American Sniper surpassed that horrid Hobbit movie. I'm so sick of that shit.

People wanna see hobbitses...makes me sick, really.

Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at February 13, 2015 11:35 PM (C41L0)

299 I actually did have a hand sized spider on my face once. It was like a facehugger from Alien. True story.

Posted by: otho at February 13, 2015 11:36 PM (tBSrv)

300 American Thinker: The top 40 conservative websites: February 2015 edition http://tinyurl.com/myt9v3n

Top Ten
FoxNews
WSJ
Drudge
NY Post
Western Journalism (?)
The Blaze
IJ Review
Breitbart
Washington Times
Daily Caller

Not sure I've ever read WesternJournalism.com. It's the 5th most popular right-wing site in America? huh.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 13, 2015 11:36 PM (ZPrif)

301 Four people, one woman from Illinois. Two teenagers, 17 and 19. One guy killed himself as police came to his place. They say they think they have them all

Thy are just going to stop telling us. Lie to us

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 13, 2015 11:36 PM (zOTsN)

302 >>>They were going to shoot up the Hockey Day festival
-------

That's horrific. Thats a life misconduct and a trip to the death chamber penalty box.


Oh yeah it's canada

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 11:36 PM (W6Tct)

303 Posted by: Mikey NTH: The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked! Prices on Crabbypants Slashed! at February 13, 2015 11:33 PM (K/tQx)

Heh. Yeah, I been pretty scarce. Real life not so bueno. Can't find a job & savings are running low. I'm a mega stress ball.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 11:38 PM (6MzV3)

304 I'm trying to write an internal "resume" of sorts
saying what I did this year. "Developed solutions for business
operations, mainly to do with billing." came out "mainly to do with
bukkake"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2015 11:29 PM (AVEe1)


Strived to enhance revenue collection systems in cooperation with a long term strategic vision of growth opportunities.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 13, 2015 11:38 PM (8zCR+)

305 Thunder,
These wanna be terrorists were going to shoot up a hockey event? In Canada? That's just crazy talk. That's how you get hurt in Canada. They are stupid.

Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2015 11:38 PM (si/E8)

306 God I hate reading resumes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2015 11:39 PM (l1zOH)

307 294 ...The most obvious objection will be that he has no political experience...

Posted by: cm9000 at February 13

Um, no.

The most obvious objection is that Dr. Ben Carson "can see no reason" why you should be allowed to own a gun.

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 13, 2015 11:34 PM (4gN5w)


Yep, that's a deal breaker.

Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2015 11:39 PM (sdi6R)

308 Kiltless Friday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/566457485050265600

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/566457843222855680

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/566458248086433792

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/566458533164896256

Posted by: kbdabear at February 13, 2015 11:39 PM (GrXXa)

309 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 11:27 PM (W6Tct)

Too late. It's a compulsion so (while I do get satisfaction from doing it well) enjoyment isn't really an issue. That being the case, being paid brings even more satisfaction than just doing well.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 13, 2015 11:40 PM (GDulk)

310 >>>American Thinker: The top 40 conservative websites: February 2015 edition

I call bullshit. No HQ. Or WZ, TAH or...trying to think of another website I visit...ah! Bearingarms.com

Posted by: DC in River City at February 13, 2015 11:40 PM (e+1S5)

311 296 Bebe, how are things with you? Renter doing ok?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 13, 2015 11:35 PM

Renter hasn't fully moved in yet, but seems ok. At least he's covering my share if the mortgage. And my brother just told me he's returning from his overseas adventure in March and moving in. So someone else sharing the utility bills.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 11:41 PM (6MzV3)

312 WI MoMee ? Sounds like a plan. Where and when?

Posted by: Mr. Natural at February 13, 2015 11:41 PM (/pOl7)

313 God I hate reading resumes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2015 11:39 PM (l1zOH)

*****

Trust me, those of US writing and sending them ain't exactly having a day at the beach either.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at February 13, 2015 11:42 PM (xrURQ)

314 Karl Urban's The Loft was a bust.

Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at February 13, 2015 11:35 PM (C41L0)

Break the news gently to MWR

Posted by: kbdabear at February 13, 2015 11:42 PM (GrXXa)

315 Speaking of MoMees, Richmond VA March 7. If you're on Twitter talk to DaveCinVa, he is handling plans. We had fun last time out.

Posted by: Gingy at February 13, 2015 11:42 PM (WvS3w)

316 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 11:38 PM (6MzV3)


My sympathies, for what they are worth. I have been there, pulled out just above the waves. You will too.


No despair. Fight on.

Posted by: Mikey NTH: The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked! Prices on Crabbypants Slashed! at February 13, 2015 11:42 PM (K/tQx)

317 I'm sure those were the Alexa ranking when the chart was compiled. Whether Alexa is accurate is another question.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 13, 2015 11:42 PM (ZPrif)

318 Hi Mindy!!
What is weather in. Colorado?
Please email me. We have had enough here.

Posted by: Carol at February 13, 2015 11:42 PM (sj3Ax)

319 Roses are red
Wine is Red
Poems are hard
Wine

Posted by: Mr. Natural at February 13, 2015 11:43 PM (/pOl7)

320 1152 ?

Posted by: I'm a cowboy baby... at February 13, 2015 11:43 PM (kI3bx)

321 Gotta be up early. Night all. Play nice.

Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2015 11:43 PM (si/E8)

322 Hey Political Hat,
What about the rest of the Ettes?
Myself included, only person in U.S. That knew Eric Cantor would lose?

Posted by: Carol at February 13, 2015 11:26 PM (sj3Ax)


Yup, you nailed that one.

But, dare I ask what prompted the "What about the rest of the Ettes" comment?

Posted by: The Unaware Hat at February 13, 2015 11:43 PM (0Ew3K)

323 Are your Snots any better tonight?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 11:35 PM (6MzV3)


Two boxes of kleenex, and a thorough scrubbing and vacuuming of the house later, yes I'm better. But I still feel like hell, dammit. Allergies suck.

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 13, 2015 11:43 PM (f858s)

324 Right now my big kitteh is snoring. Ever hear a cat snore? Some of them are as loud as people

Posted by: kbdabear at February 13, 2015 11:43 PM (GrXXa)

325 Not sure I've ever read WesternJournalism.com. It's the 5th most popular right-wing site in America? huh.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 13, 2015 11:36 PM (ZPrif)


I don't go to any of those "top ten" websites other than Drudge, but I think they speak to the impotence of the conservative web presence.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 13, 2015 11:43 PM (8zCR+)

326 304
I'm trying to write an internal "resume" of sorts

saying what I did this year. "Developed solutions for business

operations, mainly to do with billing." came out "mainly to do with

bukkake"



Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2015 11:29 PM (AVEe1)

Strived to enhance revenue collection systems in cooperation with a long term strategic vision of growth opportunities.




Posted by: cm9000 at February 13, 2015 11:38 PM (8zCR+)


Streamlined billing process for increased efficiency while ensuring all billing opportunities are taken and increasing accuracy.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 13, 2015 11:44 PM (T1005)

327 Sweet dreams, mpfs!

Posted by: Mindy at February 13, 2015 11:44 PM (81V/7)

328 Nite mpfs. Good to see you!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 11:44 PM (6MzV3)

329 315 Speaking of MoMees, Richmond VA March 7. If you're on Twitter talk to DaveCinVa, he is handling plans. We had fun last time out.

Posted by: Gingy at February 13, 2015 11:42 PM (WvS3w)

Just remember to ask the proprietors to take down the "You Must Be This Tall to Drink Here" signs so they'll let The Empress in

Posted by: kbdabear at February 13, 2015 11:45 PM (GrXXa)

330 323 Two boxes of kleenex, and a thorough scrubbing and vacuuming of the house later, yes I'm better. But I still feel like hell, dammit. Allergies suck.
Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 13, 2015 11:43 PM (f858s)

Ah so we can reschedule my visit with the holograms. And the sleepover/pillow fight.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 11:46 PM (6MzV3)

331 >>>The most obvious objection is that Dr. Ben Carson "can see no reason" why you should be allowed to own a gun.

Meh. I'm not a fan of Carson for Prez, but his 2A stance doesn't bother me, and I'm a 2A absolutist.

Guy was raised in the hood, where the only people with guns were the bad guys, so he never had the "good gun experience" it takes to make a gun lover.

Then, he went to Hopkins, which is in an absolute shit neighborhood, where he got to see up close the damage that bad guys with guns do every day. But he never got to see the old lady that scared off a home intruder with her .38.

Again, I'm not voting for him in the primary, but it's important to remember that his experience with guns was very different than most of ours. Not an excuse, just an explanation.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 13, 2015 11:47 PM (e+1S5)

332 They are stupid.
Then they are Moslems!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2015 11:47 PM (2KB+E)

333 Trust me, those of US writing and sending them ain't exactly having a day at the beach either.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty
------------------

Yes, I know.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2015 11:47 PM (l1zOH)

334 329 315 Speaking of MoMees, Richmond VA March 7. If you're on Twitter talk to DaveCinVa, he is handling plans. We had fun last time out.

Posted by: Gingy at February 13, 2015 11:42 PM (WvS3w)

Just remember to ask the proprietors to take down the "You Must Be This Tall to Drink Here" signs so they'll let The Empress in
Posted by: kbdabear at February 13, 2015 11:45 PM (GrXXa)
---
It's ok., I'm tall. I'll buy them for her.

Posted by: Gingy at February 13, 2015 11:47 PM (WvS3w)

335 Here's the top 100 list of conservative sites from RedFlagNews
http://www.redflagnews.com/top-100-conservative/
They use quantcast. Last update was Jan. 2015.

Top 10
----
IJ Review
FoxNews
The Blaze
Drudge
Young Conservatives
TPNN
NewsMax
Wash Times
Daily Caller
GlennBeck.com

very different list. I've never gone to Young conservatves - youngcons.com

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 13, 2015 11:47 PM (ZPrif)

336 Carol, we live in an area of Colorado that tends to be rather mild. It's been in the 60s and 70s this week, but it could just as well have been in the teens.

We are in the foothills, close to the mountains.

Off to write you an email!

Posted by: Mindy at February 13, 2015 11:47 PM (81V/7)

337 323
Are your Snots any better tonight?



Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 11:35 PM (6MzV3)





Two boxes of kleenex, and a thorough scrubbing and vacuuming of the
house later, yes I'm better. But I still feel like hell, dammit.
Allergies suck.

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 13, 2015 11:43 PM (f858s)


I just went through the same thing myself -- the hotel room from hell contaminated all the luggage I stashed in it and I had to vacuum the luggage, my car, and the living room where we unloaded -- plus wash all the laundry.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 13, 2015 11:48 PM (T1005)

338 Canadians will fuck them up. Messing with hockey like that

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 13, 2015 11:48 PM (zOTsN)

339 I didn't grow up around hockey, but do hockey fans kick ass like English soccer fans?

Posted by: I'm a cowboy baby... at February 13, 2015 11:50 PM (kI3bx)

340 My environmental allergy shots began wearing off about 2 years ago but it's still not as bad as it used to get and I just use a 24-hour extra-strength Reactine every day. They're still over-the-counter here and no sign-in or Rx nonsense.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2015 11:50 PM (2KB+E)

341 IJ Review I've read some about. Their whole model is Facebook. They don't sell themselves as a destination. They are the UpWorthy of the Right. It was made by some Repub consultants after Romney lost, and immediately became one of the top right-wing sites -- even though most conservatives aren't aware it exists.

IJ Review is all about the Facebook viral video. And it's worked.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 13, 2015 11:50 PM (ZPrif)

342 Roses are red
Wine is Red
Poems are hard
Wine
Posted by: Mr. Natural
---------------------------

* feels a limerick post coming on *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2015 11:50 PM (l1zOH)

343 Latest pic with the kilt, taken just now as a matter of fact. I look better in it now that I've lost some weight, give me till this summer when I will have dropped a couple more inches and I'll look really good in it.


http://tinyurl.com/pk6ckr8

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, Back At The Refuge at February 13, 2015 11:51 PM (6fyGz)

344 Speaking of MoMees, Richmond VA March 7. If you're on Twitter talk to DaveCinVa, he is handling plans. We had fun last time out.



Posted by: Gingy at February 13, 2015 11:42 PM (WvS3w)


If I may suggest...if any one wants to do a mid-Michigan mo-mee then Leo's Lodge (near the I-96 and US -127 interchange) is a good place. Depending on local university athletics, of course.

Posted by: Mikey NTH: The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked! Prices on Crabbypants Slashed! at February 13, 2015 11:51 PM (K/tQx)

345 I heard they also said that Canadian beer sucks.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 13, 2015 11:51 PM (10ydV)

346 The newer conservative sites all look the same to me. There must be some layout they all copy.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 13, 2015 11:52 PM (ZPrif)

347 God's plan made a hopeful beginning
But man spoiled his chances by sinning. We trust that the story
Will end in God's glory,
But at present the other side's winning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2015 11:53 PM (l1zOH)

348 hockey fans kick ass like English soccer fans?
Not that way but not white baseball fan level either.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2015 11:53 PM (2KB+E)

349 That Canadian thing must be random jayvee punks just randomly causing distractions.

Prezzy Oshizzle.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 13, 2015 11:54 PM (ucDmr)

350 337 I just went through the same thing myself -- the hotel room from hell contaminated all the luggage I stashed in itPosted by: cthulhu at February 13, 2015 11:48 PM (T1005)

Yack

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2015 11:54 PM (6MzV3)

351 If anyone missed the Twitter Shamer thread today, make it a must read before you go to bed.

We all know the viciousness of the SJW's and the other proggie lynch mobs, but some of ours can be eager to pile on too if it's the "right" target. Some of the daywalkers think a mob is OK as long as the offender did something to bother them.

I once tweeted an article on a VHA director, and when the responses hit, I wished I hadn't tweeted it, it was scary how people can get. Maybe the director deserves to be canned, but it wasn't so much the kinds of punishment desired, they weren't that bad. It was the eager piling on without even finding out if this director was guilty of the allegations.

I hate lynch mobs, no matter what the offense. Everyone loves to think they'd never resemble the lynch mob in To Kill a Mockingbird, but in reality as long as the target has offended the mob, they're very happy to join in

The Amish employ shunning, but they never threaten to burn Jacob's house down and kill every cow on the Stoltzfus farm

Posted by: kbdabear at February 13, 2015 11:54 PM (GrXXa)

352 340 My environmental allergy shots began wearing off about 2 years ago but it's still not as bad as it used to get and I just use a 24-hour extra-strength Reactine every day. They're still over-the-counter here and no sign-in or Rx nonsense.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2015 11:50 PM (2KB+E)
---
I've never taken shots before, and iim part of a study testing a booster for them, to see if that makes it last longer. Ii out a pic of my testing up on Twitter earlier today, it's entirely covered in spots. Giant weals on my arms too.

Posted by: Gingy at February 13, 2015 11:55 PM (WvS3w)

353 Canadians will fuck them up. Messing with hockey like that

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 13, 2015 11:48 PM (zOTsN)


PPCLI - Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry. Do not ever - ever - mess with the Princess Pat's.

That's it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH: The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked! Prices on Crabbypants Slashed! at February 13, 2015 11:56 PM (K/tQx)

354 well, it's Valentine's Day

Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at February 13, 2015 11:56 PM (C41L0)

355 Nite morons

Be well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2015 11:57 PM (W6Tct)

356
everyones, I want you all to wear these paper pink hearts I made

Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at February 13, 2015 11:57 PM (C41L0)

357 346 The newer conservative sites all look the same to me. There must be some layout they all copy.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 13, 2015 11:52 PM (ZPrif)

They jam multiple video ads and flash ads so that they slow the computer, tablet, or phone down to a crawl

Posted by: kbdabear at February 13, 2015 11:57 PM (GrXXa)

358 What's your Twitter address, Gingy? (I don't tweet but I have a few bookmarked---SDA, 5 Feet of Fury, Ace and Iowahawk.)

Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2015 11:57 PM (2KB+E)

359
Okay, so does everyone have their pink heart on?

Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at February 13, 2015 11:57 PM (C41L0)

360 well, it's Valentine's Day
Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at February 13, 2015 11:56 PM (C41L0)

*****

Uugghhh...thanks for the reminder.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at February 13, 2015 11:58 PM (xrURQ)

361 355: Nite MH

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 13, 2015 11:58 PM (ucDmr)

362 Gingynorth

Posted by: Gingy at February 13, 2015 11:59 PM (WvS3w)

363 I've never taken shots before, and iim part of a study testing a booster for them, to see if that makes it last longer. Ii out a pic of my testing up on Twitter earlier today, it's entirely covered in spots. Giant weals on my arms too.

Posted by: Gingy at February 13, 2015 11:55 PM (WvS3w)

Damn, we were going to tell AtC that those were spider bites

Posted by: kbdabear at February 13, 2015 11:59 PM (GrXXa)

364 Coldbeer, that prayer was beautiful, poignant, and beautiful. It brought tears to my eyes and hope to my heart.
Thank you!

Posted by: Old Blue at February 13, 2015 11:59 PM (vVSOO)

365
let us know when you have your heart on

Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at February 14, 2015 12:00 AM (C41L0)

366 363 I've never taken shots before, and iim part of a study testing a booster for them, to see if that makes it last longer. Ii out a pic of my testing up on Twitter earlier today, it's entirely covered in spots. Giant weals on my arms too.

Posted by: Gingy at February 13, 2015 11:55 PM (WvS3w)

Damn, we were going to tell AtC that those were spider bites
Posted by: kbdabear at February 13, 2015 11:59 PM (GrXXa)
---
Typically spiders don't write titration strength in pen beside bites.

Posted by: Gingy at February 14, 2015 12:00 AM (WvS3w)

367 Some of the daywalkers think a mob is OK as long as the offender did something to bother them.

Posted by: kbdabear at February 13, 2015 11:54 PM (GrXXa)


To be fair, those pitchforks would otherwise just go to waste...

Posted by: A Mob of Hats at February 14, 2015 12:01 AM (0Ew3K)

368 I just went through the same thing myself -- the hotel room from hell contaminated all the luggage I stashed in it and I had to vacuum the luggage, my car, and the living room where we unloaded -- plus wash all the laundry.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 13, 2015 11:48 PM (T1005)


Hate to say that makes me feel better, but at least your decontamination protocol is just like mine. Cats and Grim are sneezing tonight. We have had high winds and that always plays hell with somebody.

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 14, 2015 12:02 AM (f858s)

369 I don't have a kilt. More's the pity. But the one from 5.11 did look kinda cool. Plus, I'd get more weird looks than usual.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 13, 2015 10:55 PM (e+1S5)



http://tinyurl.com/n3slson
Got your name all over it...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, Back At The Refuge at February 14, 2015 12:02 AM (6fyGz)

370 Vocabulary word for the day... boudinage. From the French sausage called a "boudin", it refers to geological features that look like a string of sausages.

I fracking love geology.

Posted by: Synova at February 14, 2015 12:02 AM (Ek0Xs)

371 The Amish employ shunning, but they never threaten to burn Jacob's house down and kill every cow on the Stoltzfus farm

Posted by: kbdabear at February 13, 2015 11:54 PM (GrXXa)

*****

This is why I do not join in the further time suck that is Twitter. One misplaced snarky comment and it can be off to the races.

Do not want.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at February 14, 2015 12:03 AM (xrURQ)

372 Nice job GGE. Keep up the good work!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 14, 2015 12:03 AM (6MzV3)

373 Well said, DC.

I understand your point: Dr.Carson has seen the "negative" side of the issue but has probably never even considered the positive side of a well armed populace.

Then again, how difficult is "shall not be infringed" to understand?

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 14, 2015 12:05 AM (4gN5w)

374 Just heard from Fourth Horseman. She's got chemo coming up.

Posted by: Gingy at February 14, 2015 12:05 AM (WvS3w)

375
The newer conservative sites all look the same to me. There must be some layout they all copy.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 13, 2015 11:52 PM (ZPrif)


Conservative websites pretty much suck. Why is that? And what can be done about it?

Posted by: cm9000 at February 14, 2015 12:05 AM (8zCR+)

376


Posted by: kbdabear at February 13, 2015 11:54 PM (GrXXa)


Yeah, I understand that. Don't pile on because someone had a SUI - sudden unintelligence incident.
I also understand that the field has been set by others, that this is the field they want to play on. "Hold them to their standards" and all of that.

So be it. And the innocent injured? They are just "collateral justice" because I did not want this.
But they did.

Sad.


Maybe in twenty-thirty years we can shrive ourselves of our regrets.

Posted by: Mikey NTH: The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked! Prices on Crabbypants Slashed! at February 14, 2015 12:05 AM (K/tQx)

377 Thanks, Gingy. And if you've got the British Sex Positions twitter conversation bookmarked, would you add "Bangers and Mash" for me? Please? Huh?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 14, 2015 12:05 AM (2KB+E)

378 Time for me to call it a night. Y'all have a great weekend! Make sure to french kiss your Valentine!

Posted by: Mindy at February 14, 2015 12:06 AM (81V/7)

379 Looking at Alexa charts, youngcons.com and westernjournalism.com both exploded in traffic in the last 6 months. huh.

Gotta be some Facebook, IJReview type strategy.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 14, 2015 12:09 AM (ZPrif)

380 Don Cherry Canada Hockey Night legend, a year ago on the torture of detained terrorists


DON CHERRY of hockey night in Canada , was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

HIS STATEMENT:

"If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

'Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet.'


Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 14, 2015 12:09 AM (zOTsN)

381 Howdy, all.

I'm trying to decide whether it is too late to drill holes in aluminum (noise), and if that means I should just go practice (different noise).

What'd I miss?

Posted by: Piercello (new post) at February 14, 2015 12:10 AM (QJCCx)

382 Hey everybody.

Interesting news. Remember my, uh, urethra issues from the week between Christmas and New Years? Anyway as I think I let everyone know... the Cipro my doctor prescribed took nice care of it.

But... during my follow up today, I told her about my having to urinate usually between 2-5 times every night. That concerned her, so I ended up getting the prostate squeeze I was worried about a few months back. Good news however: apparently she's good at 'em as there was no pain whatsoever, just discomfort, and it was literally over in 3 seconds. She's also going to prescribe FloMax for me.

So, there's my daily TMI. Now let's hear yours! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2015 12:11 AM (elbY7)

383 Oh, and my squeeze came back okay. Nothing weird.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2015 12:12 AM (elbY7)

384 Don Cherry is a clown, just sayin'.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 14, 2015 12:13 AM (8zCR+)

385
I've long suspected the 'turn your head and cough' test was a sham just to humiliate the patient.

Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at February 14, 2015 12:13 AM (C41L0)

386 Conservative websites pretty much suck. Why is that? And what can be done about it?
--
Cause artists and designers tend to be liberal.

For young people looking to make a difference - learn design, learn audio/video editing and production skills. Conservatives tend to be more engineering sites.

Still, FoxNews has good production values.
TruthRevolt makes some good short vids with good production values
Steven Crowder puts out some good stuff.
Beck is quite artistic.

But, yeah, conservative sites tend to lag behind prog sites in design and aesthetics.

It's funny how hard it is to find who runs sites sometimes. Who is running youngcons or ijreview? I don't know.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 14, 2015 12:13 AM (ZPrif)

387 I still like the quote

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 14, 2015 12:14 AM (zOTsN)

388 Remember my, uh, urethra issues

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2015 12:11 AM (elbY7)


Tell me about it.

Posted by: Hank Hill at February 14, 2015 12:14 AM (0Ew3K)

389
I mean, if my balls were doing something funny every time I turned my head and coughed, it's the first thing I'd mention to my doc.

Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at February 14, 2015 12:14 AM (C41L0)

390
test for hernia, my ass

Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at February 14, 2015 12:14 AM (C41L0)

391 qdpsteve, you still should have the colonoscopy

(link in nick)

Posted by: Dace Barry at February 14, 2015 12:15 AM (4gN5w)

392 "I wouldn't characterize it as a terrorist event. I would classify it as a group of individuals that had some beliefs and were willing to carry out violent acts against citizens."

I'm thinking that Obama is sorry that his wunderkind did not come up with that phraseology.

On that point, tonight I saw the re-broadcast of Kelly's interview with Psaki last night. Where the hell does Psaki get those necklaces? http://tinyurl.com/m8lrz4z

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2015 12:15 AM (l1zOH)

393 Hank, yup. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2015 12:15 AM (elbY7)

394 But, yeah, conservative sites tend to lag behind prog sites in design and aesthetics.

We had good art.

Posted by: Joseph Stalin at February 14, 2015 12:15 AM (W5DcG)

395 Dave: I mentioned it.

My doc says, wait 'til you're 50 as she doesn't think there's anything really weird going on with me 'down there.'

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2015 12:16 AM (elbY7)

396 I've long suspected the 'turn your head and cough' test was a sham just to humiliate the patient.

Posted by: Soothsayer
----------------

I have had a female doc. It works both ways.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2015 12:16 AM (l1zOH)

397 381
Howdy, all.



I'm trying to decide whether it is too late to drill holes in
aluminum (noise), and if that means I should just go practice (different
noise).



What'd I miss?

Posted by: Piercello (new post) at February 14, 2015 12:10 AM (QJCCx)

1. It's only as noisy as the mill if you put a drop of oil/cutting fluid in every so often.

2. I've got three kits to install -- mill belt drive; mill air shock; and lathe cam tailstock. On the LMS website, it says they should take about 15 minutes, an hour, and an hour to put on. I've been amusing the fiancee by telling her about them over and over.....with the time estimates getting longer each time. We're up to 2 hours, 6 hours, and 6 hours now....

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 12:16 AM (T1005)

398 Just heard from Fourth Horseman. She's got chemo coming up.

Posted by: Gingy at February 14, 2015 12:05 AM (WvS3w)



Fuck cancer. Hate that shit with the passion of a million burning suns.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 12:17 AM (6fyGz)

399 it would be funnier if I could type in the dark

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 14, 2015 12:17 AM (4gN5w)

400 "kinetic man caused disaster" was just too clinical sounding for our Canadian friends

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 14, 2015 12:18 AM (zOTsN)

401 It's antioxidants that fight cancer, correct?

Like tomatoes and other fruits/veggies?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2015 12:18 AM (elbY7)

402 My cats say FUCK YOU CDR M! But not really. They're not into this public shaming thing.

Posted by: Chris M at February 14, 2015 12:18 AM (6RZos)

403 382
Hey everybody.



Interesting news. Remember my, uh, urethra issues from the week
between Christmas and New Years? Anyway as I think I let everyone
know... the Cipro my doctor prescribed took nice care of it.



But... during my follow up today, I told her about my having to
urinate usually between 2-5 times every night. That concerned her, so I
ended up getting the prostate squeeze I was worried about a few months
back. Good news however: apparently she's good at 'em as there was no
pain whatsoever, just discomfort, and it was literally over in 3
seconds. She's also going to prescribe FloMax for me.



So, there's my daily TMI. Now let's hear yours! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2015 12:11 AM (elbY7)


What size neck do you wear in a dress shirt?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 12:18 AM (T1005)

404 Sorry guys I didn't update you I've had the grandkids and haven't been on here. Bone scan showed two new lesions so I have to have a pet scan the 20th. Doc says back to the IV chemo, yep been there done that got the t-shirt. He will discuss more with me after the pet scan. He says he has five different drugs to choose from. So here we go again. I told Gingy I'm too stubborn to give up. As a nurse I've seen people do that and die very quickly. I'm almost 4 years into this. If it takes another 4 who am I to complain. Any day above the ground is worth it . The Horde, Ace and this place makes it a pleasure to be alive. Keep on with the witty comments and I'll hang around.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 14, 2015 12:18 AM (A7LEa)

405 Do you know why the doc asks you to turn your head before you cough?

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 14, 2015 12:19 AM (4gN5w)

406 I'm not saying whoever is responsible for what's at the link in my nic deserves to be fired, but they should probably have the keys to the tweeter taken away.

Posted by: Obi Wan at February 14, 2015 12:19 AM (SLTdO)

407 DailySignal is putting out good stuff. Nice clean design. A bit bland. But Heritage has money, so it's well funded.

A lot of conservative sites are shoestring operations cause there's so little money in it.

The Donor Class need to put their money into media operations. Which, of course, they are. That's how we got IJ Review. I'd prefer they write checks to Ace and WeaselZippers are other fighters on our side.

I like TagiMag's layout and design. It's a fun site.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 14, 2015 12:20 AM (ZPrif)

408 BTW, Oregon's governor will resign next week.

http://tinyurl.com/nr8t8ym

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 14, 2015 12:20 AM (0Ew3K)

409 It's antioxidants that fight cancer, correct?
Like tomatoes and other fruits/veggies?


And Rustoleum.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 14, 2015 12:20 AM (W5DcG)

410 So, there's my daily TMI. Now let's hear yours! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2015 12:11 AM (elbY7)



Kind of makes the fact that my rear projection TV blew its bulb out again pale in comparison.

But rather than pay another 4 bills to have a new bulb installed again (same thing happened about 4 1/2 years ago) I just bought a new one.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 12:20 AM (6fyGz)

411 cthulhu, don't know but I've needed new dress shirts forever. I can barely button my top button.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2015 12:20 AM (elbY7)

412 404
Sorry guys I didn't update you I've had the grandkids and haven't been
on here. Bone scan showed two new lesions so I have to have a pet scan
the 20th. Doc says back to the IV chemo, yep been there done that got
the t-shirt. He will discuss more with me after the pet scan. He says he
has five different drugs to choose from. So here we go again. I told
Gingy I'm too stubborn to give up. As a nurse I've seen people do that
and die very quickly. I'm almost 4 years into this. If it takes another 4
who am I to complain. Any day above the ground is worth it . The Horde,
Ace and this place makes it a pleasure to be alive. Keep on with the
witty comments and I'll hang around.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 14, 2015 12:18 AM (A7LEa)


Keep the faith!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 12:21 AM (T1005)

413 Gotta be some Facebook, IJReview type strategy.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 14, 2015 12:09 AM (ZPrif)

******
Beware of false flag "Conservative" sites, especially those spawned from Bookface.

Methinks they may be trying to get in position to be influential in late 2015 and beyond for some strange *cough* Hillary *cough* reason.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at February 14, 2015 12:22 AM (FviSe)

414 369 http://tinyurl.com/n3slson
Got your name all over it...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, Back At The Refuge at February 14, 2015 12:02 AM (6fyGz)

That cut & tartan are meh. Much better: http://www.utilikilts.com/index.php/kilts/the-survival.html

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 14, 2015 12:22 AM (6MzV3)

415 Fourth Horseman, thanks for the perspective. Keep fighting.

As I understand it, chemo is like carpet-bombing your cancer. It knocks it out... but also destroys everything else in the neighborhood.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2015 12:22 AM (elbY7)

416 >>>I've got three kits to install -- mill belt drive; mill air shock; and lathe cam tailstock

Sounds like a pretty good haul.

How was the trip, aside from the toxic hotel fumes?

(I've been sampling earlier comments)

Posted by: Piercello (new post) at February 14, 2015 12:22 AM (QJCCx)

417 Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 14, 2015 12:18 AM (A7LEa)



Glad you're still with us. Keep up the good fight.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 12:23 AM (6fyGz)

418 370 Vocabulary word for the day... boudinage. From the French sausage called a "boudin", it refers to geological features that look like a string of sausages.

I fracking love geology.
Posted by: Synova


My vocabulary word of the day is

ha-ha

Anybody know what it means?

And no, it's not a sort of ironic laugh.

(Answer below.)






































A ha-ha is a recessed barrier or wall set low in the landscape so as to not interfere with views.

To my surprise, there's even a wikipedia page about ha-has:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ha-ha

Posted by: zombie at February 14, 2015 12:24 AM (K4YiS)

419 Steve the first time around I did very well so I'm not too worried about it.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 14, 2015 12:24 AM (A7LEa)

420 411
cthulhu, don't know but I've needed new dress shirts forever. I can barely button my top button.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2015 12:20 AM (elbY7)


Reason I mention this is that about 12 years ago, for my 40th birthday, I decided I needed to change doctors and change my health....and was promptly diagnosed with Obstructive Sleep Apnea (which is highly correlated with wearing dress shirts with a >16" neck). And one of the weirdest side effects of treating the apnea is that I stopped having to get up to pee 2-5 times a night.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 12:24 AM (T1005)

421 Is anyone else enjoying the really nasty reviews "50 Shades" is getting???

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2015 12:24 AM (elbY7)

422 That cut tartan are meh. Much better: http://www.utilikilts.com/index.php/kilts/the-survival.html

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 14, 2015 12:22 AM (6MzV3)



The cut sucks, I agree (it's SportKilt after all) but the tartan is US Marine Corps.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 12:24 AM (6fyGz)

423 Twitchy was a brilliant idea from Malkin, who is a media genius. I hope she has some other projects in the works. She's brilliant and she knows what she's good at - starting up projects.

I hate, hate, hate the color scheme at Twitchy. Pumpkin isn't fun to look at for more than 30 seconds.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 14, 2015 12:24 AM (ZPrif)

424
ha ha's are an injun tribe?

Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at February 14, 2015 12:25 AM (C41L0)

425 >>>Then again, how difficult is "shall not be infringed" to understand?

Agreed without reservation. But Carson is brain surgeon, not a constitutional scholar. Which is precisely why I don't support him for the top job, but also don't wish to join the BURN THE WITCH crowd.

Surgeon General? Sure. VA? Yep. Probably another couple good cabinet spots for him that the rum is making me forget.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 14, 2015 12:25 AM (e+1S5)

426 It would take about 7 cats to make that much sausage.
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2015 10:16 PM (MDgS


But you could stretch the catmeat by blending in some goatmeal.

Posted by: Achmed the sous-chef at February 14, 2015 12:25 AM (WirJ1)

427 Cooth faith has carried me thus far thanks.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 14, 2015 12:25 AM (A7LEa)

428
Mini Haha was a small, funny indian.

Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at February 14, 2015 12:26 AM (C41L0)

429 511 does make some fine clothing. I'm wearing one of their tactical shirts right now.

Posted by: Buford Gooch at February 14, 2015 12:26 AM (ZwQjw)

430 Fourth Horseman, good to hear. :-)

cthulhu, hmmm. But then it seems like a lot of pharma these days is based on the Rube Goldberg model. As I understand it, Viagra started off as a heart disease drug or something like that.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2015 12:26 AM (elbY7)

431 The Wifey was just telling me about a Stevie Wonder special coming up on tv. I told her I wouldn't watch it. Used to be back in the sixties, those kinds of shows were fun and entertaining. Right up until Princess Two Dogs F*cking made her statement when Marlon Brando got his Oscar. Ever since then, it has been all Progressive We Must Make A Statement blather. Case in point. Pharisee or whatever the hell is name is made a statement that if Michael "Swisher Sweet" Brown hadn't have just committed a robbery, maybe he wouldn't have been in the position he wound up in. He got slaughtered on social media. During the Grammy's (which I didn't watch, I only saw clips of this) he had a bunch of dancers out there in hoodies raising their hands in the "Hands up, Don't shoot!" bull crap. As much as I've loved Stevie's music, I won't watch the show because it will turn into a progressive Hollyweird political statement. And that makes me haz a sad. There is no entertainment anymore, just political statements by the left.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 14, 2015 12:27 AM (vVSOO)

432 Oh and as for the kilts love them. 'Ettes if your not watching Outlander on Starz then you missing a kilt fest. New season starts soon. Yum,yum.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 14, 2015 12:28 AM (A7LEa)

433 I knew what ha-ha is.

Posted by: Nelson Muntz at February 14, 2015 12:28 AM (W5DcG)

434 2016 might be the last election where talk radio as we know it plays a major role. I think the radio industry is on the verge of massive disruption from podcasts and cellular data networks. I definitely expect that disruption to happen before 2020.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 14, 2015 12:28 AM (ZPrif)

435 Surgeon General? Sure. VA? Yep. Probably another couple good cabinet spots for him that the rum is making me forget.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 14, 2015 12:25 AM (e+1S5)


He'd be good as surgeon general, and in a spot of co-inkydink I too am hitting the rum bottle since returning from Skating Rink Hell. Bacardi Select, but I can see the bottom of the bottle darn it. Good thing I have the Elija Craig to back it up.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 12:28 AM (6fyGz)

436 We had good art.
Posted by: Joseph Stalin
-----------------

Same thing I thought.

Posted by: Jay Carney at February 14, 2015 12:29 AM (l1zOH)

437 416
>>>I've got three kits to install -- mill belt drive; mill air shock; and lathe cam tailstock


Sounds like a pretty good haul.



How was the trip, aside from the toxic hotel fumes?



(I've been sampling earlier comments)

Posted by: Piercello (new post) at February 14, 2015 12:22 AM (QJCCx)


I powered through the entire trade show -- which was huge -- in a single day -- 9:30-4:38. It didn't have a lot of what I'd hoped to see....and, evidently, the show was an outgrowth of what was originally a medical devices show -- so there was far too much about catheters. All-in-all, though, I got a lot of good info and links and brainstorming notions.

The fiancee and I did a 4-day Disneyland trip immediately prior to the show (you get discounted admission with show attendance), and that was fun -- plus Gushka, Bebe, and Grim came down to play on Sunday.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 12:29 AM (T1005)

438 Oh and as for the kilts love them. 'Ettes if your
not watching Outlander on Starz then you missing a kilt fest. New season
starts soon. Yum,yum.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 14, 2015 12:28 AM (A7LEa)


If it's brought a smile to you I'm glad that I put up the pics.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 12:30 AM (6fyGz)

439 Viagra was originally conceived as a treatment for high blood pressure.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at February 14, 2015 12:30 AM (xrURQ)

440 I'm hungry. Someone bring me a food.

Posted by: Gingy at February 14, 2015 12:30 AM (WvS3w)

441
I'm hungry. Someone bring me a food.

Posted by: Gingy at February 14, 2015 12:30 AM (WvS3w)


*ladles beef stew through USB port*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 12:31 AM (6fyGz)

442 Thought folks here would enjoy (and enjoy arguing about) this article from today's OCWeekly.

"Las Vegas' 10 Best Off-Strip Restaurants (and Drinks)"

http://tinyurl.com/oo6hcel

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2015 12:31 AM (elbY7)

443 Viagra was originally conceived as a treatment for high blood pressure.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at February 14, 2015 12:30 AM (xrURQ)

I don't know anything about blood pressure but I can cure blueballs pressuer

Posted by: Sandra fluke at February 14, 2015 12:31 AM (kI3bx)

444 422 The cut sucks, I agree (it's SportKilt after all) but the tartan is US Marine Corps.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 12:24 AM (6fyGz)

I could have sworn I've seen another USMC tartan that was blue & red. Yeah this one http://www.scotweb.co.uk/tartandesign/details/44291

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 14, 2015 12:32 AM (6MzV3)

445 430
Fourth Horseman, good to hear. :-)



cthulhu, hmmm. But then it seems like a lot of pharma these days is
based on the Rube Goldberg model. As I understand it, Viagra started off
as a heart disease drug or something like that.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2015 12:26 AM (elbY7)


Yes, but treatment for apnea isn't pharma. You put on a pressurized mask to sleep and it keeps your airway from collapsing by inflating it. That's why it was so peculiar when it stopped me from having "aging kidneys".

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 12:33 AM (T1005)

446 Forth Houseman,
I'm praying for you!!
Damnit!!

Posted by: Carol at February 14, 2015 12:33 AM (sj3Ax)

447 cthulhu, oh yeah, the CPAP. Not exactly the most convenient invention, though of course it beats dying.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2015 12:34 AM (elbY7)

448 Ha! Carol you're great appreciate the prayers from everyone.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 14, 2015 12:34 AM (A7LEa)

449 And I should have said "medicine and pharma" rather than just pharma.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2015 12:35 AM (elbY7)

450 I could have sworn I've seen another USMC tartan
that was blue red. Yeah this one
http://www.scotweb.co.uk/tartandesign/details/44291

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 14, 2015 12:32 AM (6MzV3)


Wow, that looks a lot like US Navy Edzell. Not exact, but pretty darn close.
http://www.strathmorewoollen.co.uk/millshop/catalog/US-Navy-Edzell-p-354.html

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 12:35 AM (6fyGz)

451 432 Oh and as for the kilts love them. 'Ettes if your not watching Outlander on Starz then you missing a kilt fest. New season starts soon. Yum,yum.
Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 14, 2015 12:28 AM (A7LEa)

Yeah, April. Not that I'm paying any attention or anything. I've been on those books since the first one came out. So glad they are staying true to the story. Unlike the southern vampire series aka true blood. What an abomination of a fun book series.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 14, 2015 12:36 AM (6MzV3)

452 That blue sure would look good with the high neck coat though, wouldn't it?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 12:36 AM (6fyGz)

453 Blue Rodeo is a pretty interesting and talented band.

Nevertheless, who are all these hipster doofus clones singing along with them at this concert, each more precociously- bearded than the last?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBvLrHXykB4

(the blonde hottie, tho, you may of course bathe and bring to my tent)

Posted by: apropos of nothing at February 14, 2015 12:37 AM (gN8Q5)

454 Cooties we had such a great day at the mouse house with you, but Grim was tempted to go kick apart that piano during dinner. He was worried is sense of humor came across as being a little rough....I just laughed.

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 14, 2015 12:38 AM (f858s)

455 Bebe I didn't read the Outlander series so I'm glad it's staying true to the books. Agree about True Blood truly disappointed in that.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 14, 2015 12:38 AM (A7LEa)

456 440 I'm hungry. Someone bring me a food.
Posted by: Gingy at February 14, 2015 12:30 AM (WvS3w)


Weird Dave isn't doing his job, ie making you a sammitch?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 14, 2015 12:39 AM (6MzV3)

457 447
cthulhu, oh yeah, the CPAP. Not exactly the most convenient invention, though of course it beats dying.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2015 12:34 AM (elbY7)


How 'bout conking out in meetings that you called about subjects that are high on your agenda? Finding yourself at home after work and not remembering how you got there? Never having enough energy in your time off of work to do more than droop?

Incidentally, my sleep doc is affiliated with Stanford and is very experienced....and my prescribed pressure level is the highest he's ever put on a scrip.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 12:39 AM (T1005)

458 Surgeon General? Sure. VA? Yep. Probably another couple good cabinet spots for him that the rum is making me forget.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 14, 2015 12:25 AM


I used to think he would be a good Surgeon General or VA secretary, but I don't think he should be in any position that has the potential to affect policy (frex*, making gun ownership a "public health issue" for the children & the middle class).

I understand that he's not a Constitutional scholar, (technically) neither am I. We should be promoting "candidates" (he has not officially declared) that understand the Constitution at least as well as members of Teh Horde.

*Ace's new word of the day

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 14, 2015 12:40 AM (4gN5w)

459 Tonight's ONT brought to you by:

I will surmise Machynlleth Loop.

Even the Hercs get up to no good down there.

Posted by: someday, with my shitty Canon ... at February 14, 2015 12:40 AM (gN8Q5)

460 Ah, I see. That blue and red tartan for the Marines isn't the "official" USMC Leatherneck tartan, it's one that someone designed on their own. The Leatherneck tartan is actually registered.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 12:40 AM (6fyGz)

461 442 Thought folks here would enjoy (and enjoy arguing about) this article from today's OCWeekly.

"Las Vegas' 10 Best Off-Strip Restaurants (and Drinks)"

http://tinyurl.com/oo6hcel


You need to email that to y5 for the Vegas mo mee. If it ever happens.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 14, 2015 12:40 AM (6MzV3)

462 Yeah, about that manual prostate exam. Damn Doc keeps telling me I've got the prostate of a twenty year old and we both laugh. But I had a friend at work who had the same insurance that I did. I got the test every year after I turned fifty. He didn't. A year before I retired he told me that he had prostate cancer and by the time they caught it, the cancer had spread to his bones. He was still alive a year later when I retired, but he was into heavy chemo and radiation therapy. He was going to retire two months after me, but now he keeps working to keep his health insurance to pay for all this. I'm pretty pissed at him for not doing his due diligence. He could have caught it much earlier.
For all you younger guys, it is embarrassing, but if you're over fifty, get the exam. It may allow you live awhile longer.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 14, 2015 12:41 AM (vVSOO)

463 OH god. The auto cucumber hates me. Can you forgive me , Cthulhu?

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 14, 2015 12:41 AM (f858s)

464 456 440 I'm hungry. Someone bring me a food.
Posted by: Gingy at February 14, 2015 12:30 AM (WvS3w)


Weird Dave isn't doing his job, ie making you a sammitch?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 14, 2015 12:39 AM (6MzV3)
---
No! He's at the local writing his threads for tomorrow. Jerk.

Posted by: Gingy at February 14, 2015 12:41 AM (WvS3w)

465 454
Cooties we had such a great day at the mouse house with you, but Grim
was tempted to go kick apart that piano during dinner. He was worried
is sense of humor came across as being a little rough....I just
laughed.

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 14, 2015 12:38 AM (f858s)


Nah, Grim's OK in my book. And that was very unfortunate placement, especially after requesting a quiet corner.

And what's with this "cooties" thing?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 12:43 AM (T1005)

466 454 Cooties we had such a great day at the mouse house with you, but Grim was tempted to go kick apart that piano during dinner.
Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 14, 2015 12:38 AM (f858s)

He wasnt the only one! Permanent note to self, ALWAYS ask for a table outside the main dining room at that restaurant.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 14, 2015 12:44 AM (6MzV3)

467 cthulhu, that's really bad.

bebe's, will do once Y5 shows. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2015 12:44 AM (elbY7)

468 Old Blue, yep. That's my philosophy. Better to be uncomfortable for a few seconds (or a few days) today than take years off your life tomorrow.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2015 12:45 AM (elbY7)

469 462
Yeah, about that manual prostate exam. Damn Doc keeps telling me I've
got the prostate of a twenty year old and we both laugh. But I had a
friend at work who had the same insurance that I did. I got the test
every year after I turned fifty. He didn't. A year before I retired he
told me that he had prostate cancer and by the time they caught it, the
cancer had spread to his bones. He was still alive a year later when I
retired, but he was into heavy chemo and radiation therapy. He was going
to retire two months after me, but now he keeps working to keep his
health insurance to pay for all this. I'm pretty pissed at him for not
doing his due diligence. He could have caught it much earlier.
For all you younger guys, it is embarrassing, but if you're over fifty, get the exam. It may allow you live awhile longer.


Posted by: Old Blue at February 14, 2015 12:41 AM (vVSOO)


....or just watch the PSA.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 12:46 AM (T1005)

470 FWIW, I think someone should design an official Browncoats tartan. Next years Browncoat Ball is going to be in Va Beach and I would totally love to make a kilt to wear to it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 12:46 AM (6fyGz)

471 cthulhu, don't know but I've needed new dress shirts forever. I can barely button my top button.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2015 12:20 AM

LOL @ you 2.

Reminds me when I was in my early 20s. Hated wearing a tie. Come to find I should be wearing a 16-161/2 neck instead of the 15-151/2 neck I'd worn for yrs.

Of course my Grandma said I couldn't be that neck size, as her father was the smaller size. WTF, I guess in her mind her wittle grandson couldn't have a bigger neck than old Pa.

I still hate wearing ties tho, even if my shirts do fit better.

Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2015 12:46 AM (o/90i)

472 463
OH god. The auto cucumber hates me. Can you forgive me , Cthulhu?

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 14, 2015 12:41 AM (f858s)


HAHAHAHaHaHahahahaha.....

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 12:46 AM (T1005)

473 421 Is anyone else enjoying the really nasty reviews "50 Shades" is getting???
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2015 12:24 AM (elbY7)


I don't know about the movie, but Dave Barry reviews the book here:

https://tinyurl.com/p5akh4p

(Warning: autoplay video)

Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2015 12:47 AM (sdi6R)

474 coochie, cootie, coothie



i might be invoking the anger of the elder gods here, so Imma stop and have some more rum.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 12:47 AM (6fyGz)

475 "For all you younger guys, it is embarrassing, but if you're over fifty, get the exam. It may allow you live awhile longer."


Had my first a couple years ago at 36 and wasn't the least embarrassed about it. He's a doc, I'm a patient, all that kinda goes out the winder.

But, it was a strange sensation. Wow.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 14, 2015 12:47 AM (as+cO)

476 bebe - Are you on the Yahoo group?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2015 12:47 AM (l1zOH)

477 In honor of Valentine's Day, I hope the Valentine's Day ONT has the link to the story about all of the objects doctors find stuffed inside people's orifices.


Nothing says kinky like having a pair of dice stuck in your penis....


My dick pic is in the url if I did this correctly. It's safe for work.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 14, 2015 12:47 AM (AC0lD)

478 Jerkoff F-15 drivers, as if their lives aren't good enough already, swanning about the Mach Loop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsHQ4zOnPL0

Posted by: what me jealous? at February 14, 2015 12:48 AM (gN8Q5)

479 >>>Bacardi Select, but I can see the bottom of the bottle darn it. Good thing I have the Elija Craig to back it up.

Dude. Gotta drink the whiskey first, while you can still appreciate the taste. Most rum tastes the same on the first drink as the tenth.

I've got some Kraken here. It's my new favorite, especially since the local booze store has it for under twenty bucks.

I'll spend a lot for scotch or bourbon, but once you get above Bacardi white, rum is rum.

Although I did have a bottle of 17 year Haitian rum that was fucking outstanding.

(Did I really type 17 year old Haitian on the ONT? Yes. Yes, I did.)

Posted by: DC in River City at February 14, 2015 12:48 AM (e+1S5)

480 cthulhu, it seems that PSA tests aren't as reliable as they were originally thought to be. My Doc won't even order them for me anymore.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 14, 2015 12:48 AM (vVSOO)

481 For all you younger guys, it is embarrassing, but if you're over fifty, get the exam. It may allow you live awhile longer.


Posted by: Old Blue at February 14, 2015 12:41 AM (vVSOO)


There's a blood test that is supposed to be pretty effective as well, but yeah the ol' manual stroke is the only way to check for sure.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 12:48 AM (6fyGz)

482 473
421 Is anyone else enjoying the really nasty reviews "50 Shades" is getting???

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2015 12:24 AM (elbY7)



I don't know about the movie, but Dave Barry reviews the book here:



https://tinyurl.com/p5akh4p



(Warning: autoplay video)

Posted by: rickl at February 14, 2015 12:47 AM (sdi6R)


I thought that the most interesting take on the book was over at Ulsterman: what if someone wanted to write kiddie porn, then file all the "serial numbers" off of it so that it could plausibly be something else?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 12:50 AM (T1005)

483 Dude. Gotta drink the whiskey first, while you can
still appreciate the taste. Most rum tastes the same on the first drink
as the tenth.



I've got some Kraken here. It's my new favorite, especially since the local booze store has it for under twenty bucks.



I'll spend a lot for scotch or bourbon, but once you get above Bacardi white, rum is rum.



Although I did have a bottle of 17 year Haitian rum that was fucking outstanding.



(Did I really type 17 year old Haitian on the ONT? Yes. Yes, I did.)

Posted by: DC in River City at February 14, 2015 12:48 AM (e+1S5)


THe select is a nice sipping rum. When I'm nice and numbed up I'll switch to teh scotch. Or the Jamisons, I really don't see why the Irish stand that shit. Maybe they drink something else until they are nice and lubed up and cant taste it any more.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 12:50 AM (6fyGz)

484 They were going to shoot up the Hockey Day festival





An outdoor five day hockey festival, with NHL current and retired players, huge crowds

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 13, 2015 11:33 PM (zOTsN)


Clearly deranged soccer fans.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2015 12:50 AM (WirJ1)

485 "Reminds me when I was in my early 20s. Hated wearing a tie. Come to
find I should be wearing a 16-161/2 neck instead of the 15-151/2 neck
I'd worn for yrs."


I've found that dress shirt sizes don't always square for me. I have gorilla arms so to get the sleeves I need the neck size is often too big. I really have to play around and try different ones and compromise to find ones that do both.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 14, 2015 12:51 AM (as+cO)

486 Okay, horde, I need some IT help. I like and use Microsoft Outlook for my contacts and calendar. I also have a Samsung Galaxy phone. How do I sync my Outlooks contacts and calendar with the phone? If there is no easy way to do this, is there another contacts and calendar program that will sync with my phone?

Posted by: biancaneve at February 14, 2015 12:51 AM (Zl68m)

487 more from Halifax


A senior police official said that police foiled a plot by two suspects who were planning on going to a mall and killing as many people as they could before committing suicide on Valentine's Day in Halifax.

The official told The Associated Press on Friday the suspects were on a chat stream and were apparently obsessed with death and had many photos of mass killings. Police and other officials said it was not related to Islamic terrorism.

The official said one of the two suspects, a 23-year-old American woman from Geneva, Illinois, was arrested at Halifax's airport and confessed to the plot. The official said she prewrote a number of pronouncements to be tweeted after her death.

Police said the suspects had access to firearms, but did not elaborate.

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 14, 2015 12:51 AM (zOTsN)

488 476 bebe - Are you on the Yahoo group?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2015 12:47 AM (l1zOH)

Technically, yeah. Almost never log in though. Why?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 14, 2015 12:51 AM (6MzV3)

489 why hide their names if they think they have them all

Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 14, 2015 12:52 AM (zOTsN)

490 I'll have to hit up the liquor store tomorrow. Not the one in town though, fuck those guys. They have a nice big unarmed victim sign in the window. The next town over doesn't so that's the one I go to.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 12:52 AM (6fyGz)

491 Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 14, 2015 12:18 AM (A7LEa)

Nice to see you, Fourth Horseman! Just popping back in to mention that I've heard that fasting before a chemo treatment preserves healthy cells and makes the cancer cells more vulnerable to the drugs. Also, there's less nausea and the patient can resume normal eating sooner.

Also, my mom's cancer has been diminished apparently due to an ultra-low carb diet. Some cancers require glucose to survive and you can starve them.

Hope this info helps! (Maybe you already know this.)

Posted by: Mindy at February 14, 2015 12:53 AM (81V/7)

492 >>>Or the Jamisons, I really don't see why the Irish stand that shit. Maybe they drink something else until they are nice and lubed up and cant taste it any more.

Regular Jameson goes in coffee or ginger ale. Jameson 12 is a whole nother critter, comparable to most 12-15 year scotches.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 14, 2015 12:54 AM (e+1S5)

493 I've found that dress shirt sizes don't always square for me. I have
gorilla arms so to get the sleeves I need the neck size is often too
big. I really have to play around and try different ones and compromise
to find ones that do both.


I'm a fat bastard bit on the heavy side, so I find when I get the proper neck size the sleeves are usually too long. As a result I have to have the shirts pretty much tailor made, so I only have a handful of dress shirts. Not that I have much occasion to wear them.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 12:54 AM (6fyGz)

494 477 My dick pic is in the url if I did this correctly. It's safe for work.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 14, 2015 12:47 AM

I'm shocked no one here had linked to the dick reduction surgery story on drudge. No pics, but there were X-rays.
= O

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 14, 2015 12:55 AM (6MzV3)

495 486
Okay, horde, I need some IT help. I like and use Microsoft Outlook for
my contacts and calendar. I also have a Samsung Galaxy phone. How do I
sync my Outlooks contacts and calendar with the phone? If there is no
easy way to do this, is there another contacts and calendar program that
will sync with my phone?


Posted by: biancaneve


biancaneve there is a paid program you can get at companionlink dot com that makes a second calendar and contact list in the phone. 14 day trial, worth a look

Posted by: Steck at February 14, 2015 12:55 AM (5i94q)

496 Thought folks here would enjoy (and enjoy arguing about) this article from today's OCWeekly.

"Las Vegas' 10 Best Off-Strip Restaurants (and Drinks)"

http://tinyurl.com/oo6hcel

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2015 12:31 AM (elbY7)


Aces and Ales is good.

I also recommend the Crown & Anchor.

Some ohter great off-strip restaurauts:

Vila Algarve
Chicago Brewpub
Lotus of Siam
Forte
Mr. Sandwich.
Paymon's
Hash House A Go Go
Heart Attack Grill
Buldogis

Spring Valley West of the Strip has a plethora of Korean, Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, &c Restauraunts (including an Anime themed one). A Lee's opened up a couple of years ago.

I don't recommend Bachi Burger. It's not bad, but it is a bit pretentious in its price.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 14, 2015 12:55 AM (0Ew3K)

497 Technically, yeah. Almost never log in though. Why?
Posted by: bebe's
----------------

Have two pieces of G. Butler merchandise. Fabric Swag bags that Mrs. Hammer is parting with. Hardly seem worth Ebay. I would mail them along, if you would like them. But this ain't the place to provide a mailing address.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2015 12:55 AM (l1zOH)

498 Hat, glad you enjoyed that.

Lotus of Siam is listed as one of the 10 best in the article.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2015 12:56 AM (elbY7)

499 OK, I'm out

tomorrow night we can discuss the upcoming S.E.Michigan MoMe

g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 14, 2015 12:57 AM (4gN5w)

500 Regular Jameson goes in coffee or ginger ale. Jameson 12 is a whole nother critter, comparable to most 12-15 year scotches.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 14, 2015 12:54 AM (e+1S5)


Yeah, my Jameson bottle doesn't have a year on it so it's swill. I have the Glenlivet 12 scotch though, and I'm not really a big fan.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 12:57 AM (6fyGz)

501 I'm shocked no one here had linked to the dick reduction surgery story on drudge. No pics, but there were X-rays.

= O

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 14, 2015 12:55 AM (6MzV3)


IIRC it was mentioned on this morning's dump.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 12:58 AM (6fyGz)

502 >>>No! He's at the local writing his threads for tomorrow. Jerk.

Just swing by my place. I grilled heart shaped burgers (stuffed with pickles, onions and bacon) for my girls tonight, and I still have a few left.

Oh, wait....I don't live next door to you anymore. But at least you have a republican governor.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 14, 2015 12:58 AM (e+1S5)

503 But, it was a strange sensation. Wow.

Yeah, my doc isn't very gentle. He does put his hands on my shoulders for reassurance while performing the exam though.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 14, 2015 12:58 AM (X9Mnx)

504 Vocabulary word for the day... boudinage. From the
French sausage called a "boudin", it refers to geological features that
look like a string of sausages.



I fracking love geology.

Posted by: Synova at February 14, 2015 12:02 AM (Ek0Xs)


Gives Synova high five.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2015 12:58 AM (WirJ1)

505 Okay, Steck, I'll give it a look.

Posted by: biancaneve at February 14, 2015 12:59 AM (Zl68m)

506 It looks like with Oregon's Dem governor resigning, there will be a special election in 2016.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 14, 2015 12:59 AM (0Ew3K)

507 I don't drink a lot of liquor so I find it doesn't take much to do the job.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 12:59 AM (6fyGz)

508 497 Have two pieces of G. Butler merchandise. Fabric Swag bags that Mrs. Hammer is parting with. Hardly seem worth Ebay. I would mail them along, if you would like them. But this ain't the place to provide a mailing address.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2015 12:55 AM (l1zOH)

Hmmmm. Drop me an email at my nick at the yahoo. I'll check it out tomorrow on the computer. I'm blogging on the phone.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 14, 2015 01:00 AM (6MzV3)

509 "Heart Attack Grill"


Had one in Dallas for about a year. It blew in and blew right back out.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 14, 2015 01:00 AM (as+cO)

510 Yeah, my doc isn't very gentle. He does put his hands on my shoulders for reassurance while performing the exam though.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 14, 2015 12:58 AM (X9Mnx)


O.O

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 01:00 AM (6fyGz)

511 (Did I really type 17 year old Haitian on the ONT? Yes. Yes, I did.)
Posted by: DC in River City at February 14, 2015 12:48 AM

And where do we find her?
Posted by: Bob Menendez, Bill Clinton & Dom the French Pervert

Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2015 01:00 AM (o/90i)

512 502 >>>No! He's at the local writing his threads for tomorrow. Jerk.

Just swing by my place. I grilled heart shaped burgers (stuffed with pickles, onions and bacon) for my girls tonight, and I still have a few left.

Oh, wait....I don't live next door to you anymore. But at least you have a republican governor.
Posted by: DC in River City at February 14, 2015 12:58 AM (e+1S5)
---
You bastid I'd be right there if you weren't in stupid Kentucky.

Posted by: Gingy at February 14, 2015 01:01 AM (WvS3w)

513 But that would require pants. And I'm out of Blue Moon, dammit.

Posted by: Gingy at February 14, 2015 01:01 AM (WvS3w)

514 bebe - Alternatively..., does BC have an email address? He has mine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2015 01:01 AM (l1zOH)

515 Oh, no apostrophe in the email

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 14, 2015 01:01 AM (6MzV3)

516 And where do we find her?

Posted by: Bob Menendez, Bill Clinton Dom the French Pervert



Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2015 01:00 AM (o/90i)



Haiti.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 01:01 AM (6fyGz)

517 If your doctor has both hands on your shoulders whilst doing a prostate exam, you're doing it wrong and he owes you money. Just sayin

Posted by: Old Blue at February 14, 2015 01:02 AM (vVSOO)

518 " He does put his hands on my shoulders for reassurance while performing the exam though."


Ummm.....



Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 14, 2015 01:02 AM (as+cO)

519 I hear there's Trouble with a T in River City.

Posted by: Harold Hill at February 14, 2015 01:03 AM (gN8Q5)

520 >>>Yeah, my Jameson bottle doesn't have a year on it so it's swill. I have the Glenlivet 12 scotch though, and I'm not really a big fan.

Use that Jameson for a coffee drink or a car bomb. Use the Glenlivet as a target, as it's not fit for human consumption. Or mix it 3:1 with Drambuie to make a Rusty Nail.

Go to your local boozemonger and buy a bottle of Balvenie Doublewood. It's a 12 year aged in two different oak casks, and a fine intro to good scotch. Should be under $50.

Out here in the wilderness I have to pay $65 because I'm like the only person in this county that drinks scotch.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 14, 2015 01:03 AM (e+1S5)

521 But that would require pants. And I'm out of Blue Moon, dammit.

Posted by: Gingy at February 14, 2015 01:01 AM (WvS3w)


I have a couple of bottles of Blue Moon First Peach Ale in the 'fridge. They will have to stay there for tonight though since I'm hitting the rum bottle. If you like peaches I highly recommend it. And I lurves peaches.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 01:03 AM (6fyGz)

522 Mindy,
Yes thanks doc will give me meds to combat the nausea, (god I love zofran). The low carb was new to me so I already started that. The bacon was very,very good this morning. Ha I've been eating butter, bacon and lots of red meat my labwork is always good. I always knew the dietary guidelines were crap.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 14, 2015 01:04 AM (A7LEa)

523 514 bebe - Alternatively..., does BC have an email address? He has mine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2015 01:01 AM (l1zOH)

No don't have BC's email, but Gushie can get him on bookie face.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 14, 2015 01:04 AM (6MzV3)

524 Go to your local boozemonger and buy a bottle of
Balvenie Doublewood. It's a 12 year aged in two different oak casks,
and a fine intro to good scotch. Should be under $50.



Out here in the wilderness I have to pay $65 because I'm like the only person in this county that drinks scotch.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 14, 2015 01:03 AM (e+1S5)


*takes notes*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 01:04 AM (6fyGz)

525 Jeez GGE you can keep it. I like plain old Blue Moon. Dave bought a Christmas sampler and I've been unhappy with all of them

Posted by: Gingy at February 14, 2015 01:04 AM (WvS3w)

526 Ok bedtime. Ta Horde.

Posted by: Gingy at February 14, 2015 01:05 AM (WvS3w)

527 G'night Gingy, sleep well and wake.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 01:06 AM (6fyGz)

528 bebe - Well, sent off an email. Let me know if you receive it.

Meanwhile.., Hammer is out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2015 01:07 AM (l1zOH)

529 Nite Gingy.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 14, 2015 01:08 AM (6MzV3)

530 Night all got a sleeping grand baby snuggled up to my back and I'm gonna lay here and enjoy. Never let the small wonders pass you by unnoticed.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 14, 2015 01:08 AM (A7LEa)

531 The only Blue Moon worth drinking is their summer beer, the honey one. All the rest take like hangover breath to me.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 14, 2015 01:08 AM (e+1S5)

532 If your doctor has both hands on your shoulders whilst doing a prostate exam, you're doing it wrong and he owes you money. Just sayin

That's what I thought.

My dentist always knocks me out with nitrous oxide before a prostate exam. I'm not sure why I need it every six months, but he does it for free.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 14, 2015 01:08 AM (X9Mnx)

533 525
Jeez GGE you can keep it. I like plain old Blue Moon. Dave bought a Christmas sampler and I've been unhappy with all of them

Posted by: Gingy at February 14, 2015 01:04 AM (WvS3w)


Yeah, the sampler before that one with the cinnamon horchata was tolerable, but the current one is the bleah.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 01:08 AM (T1005)

534 Although I'm primarily a beer drinker, I've been thinking about taking up scotch. It appears to me to be true sipping whiskey. I've got a bottle of Walker Black, but from the comments, I might as well stick with beer. I can make a drink of three fingers of Walker on ice and make it last all evening, where as I can drink a half dozen beers. I really like the taste, so I guess I might have to check out this Balvenie Doublewood. And I don't want to mix the two, beer and scotch I mean.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 14, 2015 01:08 AM (vVSOO)

535 G'night, Gingy!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 01:09 AM (T1005)

536 I don't recommend Bachi Burger. It's not bad, but it is a bit pretentious in its price.
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 14, 2015 12:55 AM

As far as nostalgia have you ever been to the diner inside The Cortez?

A number of yrs ago we went to an old family Italian restaurant that was maybe on the east side of downtown. Been there for yrs, do you know it?

Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2015 01:10 AM (o/90i)

537 532 My dentist always knocks me out with nitrous oxide before a prostate exam. I'm not sure why I need it every six months, but he does it for free.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 14, 2015 01:08 AM

You're not here for the hunting, are you?

Posted by: The Bear at February 14, 2015 01:10 AM (6MzV3)

538 534
Although I'm primarily a beer drinker, I've been thinking about taking
up scotch. It appears to me to be true sipping whiskey. I've got a
bottle of Walker Black, but from the comments, I might as well stick
with beer. I can make a drink of three fingers of Walker on ice and make
it last all evening, where as I can drink a half dozen beers. I really
like the taste, so I guess I might have to check out this Balvenie
Doublewood. And I don't want to mix the two, beer and scotch I mean.


Posted by: Old Blue at February 14, 2015 01:08 AM (vVSOO)


Have you taken full advantage of the variety of beers available these days? Start with a wheat beer to cut the dust, move into an IPA to go with a spicy salad, downshift into a higher-gravity dark ale with your entree and a stout with dessert -- then move into sipping a brandywine while hitting the blog?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 01:13 AM (T1005)

539 Never let the small wonders pass you by unnoticed.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 14, 2015 01:08 AM (A7LEa)



I was informed a couple of weeks ago that I have another grand-baby on the way. That isn't really a small wonder IMHO, it's one of the things that make life worth living.

For those of you who don't have grand-babies, you will wonder when you finally get one why you didn't have them first.

Of course for those of you who have daughters, you do have to tolerate sons-in-laws. Which means you can't kill ALL the boys of a certain age.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 01:13 AM (6fyGz)

540 Uh, Hollowpoint, I just want to throw this out there, but why is your DENTIST giving you a prostate exam? Isn't he supposed to be working on the other end? Pretty sure that there is a Moron who does dental work around. Maybe he could answer that question for you?

Posted by: Old Blue at February 14, 2015 01:13 AM (vVSOO)

541 I'm shocked no one here had linked to the dick reduction surgery story on drudge. No pics, but there were X-rays.

= O

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 14, 2015 12:55 AM (6MzV3)

I think it was in the morning link round-up. Apparently you can have too much of a good thing....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 14, 2015 01:14 AM (AC0lD)

542 Uh, Hollowpoint, I just want to throw this out
there, but why is your DENTIST giving you a prostate exam? Isn't he
supposed to be working on the other end? Pretty sure that there is a
Moron who does dental work around. Maybe he could answer that question
for you?


Posted by: Old Blue at February 14, 2015 01:13 AM (vVSOO)


Sounds like a slam-dunk for a malpractice suit: filling the wrong cavity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2015 01:16 AM (WirJ1)

543 OWS had protests in Halifax

Enviro Nazi protest XL pipeline there too



Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 14, 2015 01:16 AM (zOTsN)

544 Oh Tentacled One, I am a creature of habit. I never think about that, I just order, literally, out of habit. I find something I like and just stick with it. I guess I'm just an old stick in the mud.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 14, 2015 01:16 AM (vVSOO)

545 Have you taken full advantage of the variety of
beers available these days? Start with a wheat beer to cut the dust,
move into an IPA to go with a spicy salad, downshift into a
higher-gravity dark ale with your entree and a stout with dessert --
then move into sipping a brandywine while hitting the blog?


Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 01:13 AM (T1005)


You really do have to find the beer that suits you. I didn't really care much for beer until I had my first Demon Hop Yard IPA. I've been looking for one that matches that experience ever since, the Drifter IPA from Widmer Bro's comes close but even that is hard to find in my area lately. Not a big fan of the dark beers, YMMV, which is why you really have to check out a variety and find the one that suits you.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 01:16 AM (6fyGz)

546 My dentist always knocks me out with nitrous oxide before a prostate exam. I'm not sure why I need it every six months, but he does it for free.

---------------

You don't come here for the dental hygiene, do you?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2015 01:17 AM (ZbCKc)

547 OWS had protests in Halifax



Enviro Nazi protest XL pipeline there too









Posted by: ThunderB, Shapeshifter at February 14, 2015 01:16 AM (zOTsN)



Saw a car today with OWS Raleigh stickers on it. Never wanted to put a car in the ditch so badly, but I resisted the temptation.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 01:18 AM (6fyGz)

548 544
Oh Tentacled One, I am a creature of habit. I never think about that, I
just order, literally, out of habit. I find something I like and just
stick with it. I guess I'm just an old stick in the mud.


Posted by: Old Blue at February 14, 2015 01:16 AM (vVSOO)


Although it did look somewhat restaurant-ish, there's no reason you can't do this at home. I do, regularly.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 01:18 AM (T1005)

549 Uh, Hollowpoint, I just want to throw this out there, but why is your DENTIST giving you a prostate exam?

He says he considers himself a full service dentist.

I just don't understand why he always schedules my appointments at night after his assistants have left for the day.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 14, 2015 01:19 AM (X9Mnx)

550 I don't drink a lot of liquor so I find it doesn't take much to do the job.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 12:59 AM

Hmm, now that's something I should try. Where did I hear that before...AA?...no not there

*wanders off to get another drink*

Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2015 01:19 AM (o/90i)

551 Sounds like a slam-dunk for a malpractice suit: filling the wrong cavity.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2015 01:16 AM (WirJ1)
---------Not to mention just how much money you have to pay for all that mercury to fill said cavity. Plus, if you get them spinning around in those tea cup thingies at Disney, you could create anti gravity stuff and go spinning off into space, never to be seen again.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 14, 2015 01:20 AM (vVSOO)

552 545
Have you taken full advantage of the variety of

beers available these days? Start with a wheat beer to cut the dust,

move into an IPA to go with a spicy salad, downshift into a

higher-gravity dark ale with your entree and a stout with dessert --

then move into sipping a brandywine while hitting the blog?




Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 01:13 AM (T1005)


You
really do have to find the beer that suits you. I didn't really care
much for beer until I had my first Demon Hop Yard IPA. I've been looking
for one that matches that experience ever since, the Drifter IPA from
Widmer Bro's comes close but even that is hard to find in my area
lately. Not a big fan of the dark beers, YMMV, which is why you really
have to check out a variety and find the one that suits you.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 01:16 AM (6fyGz)


Try any of Stone's IPA's (out of San Diego). And if you want to get used to the serious porters and stouts, you could do worse than to serve some over ice cream -- by giving the bitter something to play against, you can gain a better appreciation of what they're trying to do.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 01:21 AM (T1005)

553 Daughter wants a little redheaded girl BTW. She already has a little redheaded boy. Funny, she was the one who wasn't ever going to have kids.



Only bad thing is, she's gonna tag that poor little girl with her grandmothers name and she is never going to know the person she's named after. If it is a little girl that is. And if it is...



that little girl will own me.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 01:21 AM (6fyGz)

554 Well folks, gonna call it a night. Happy holiday weekend and thanks yet again for the great chat.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2015 01:23 AM (elbY7)

555 Alberta - In case you missed it. Barn-find of cars in France. Slideshow. Pretty astounding:

http://tinyurl.com/1ii

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2015 01:24 AM (l1zOH)

556 553
Daughter wants a little redheaded girl BTW. She already has a little
redheaded boy. Funny, she was the one who wasn't ever going to have
kids.



Only bad thing is, she's gonna tag that poor little
girl with her grandmothers name and she is never going to know the
person she's named after. If it is a little girl that is. And if it
is...



that little girl will own me.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 01:21 AM (6fyGz)


Yeah, that soul-stealing starts real early......

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 01:24 AM (T1005)

557 "He says he considers himself a full service dentist.



I just don't understand why he always schedules my appointments at night after his assistants have left for the day."


Sounds like a giving fellow, but, maybe too so. Might I suggest another dentist for your proctological needs?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 14, 2015 01:24 AM (as+cO)

558 555 Alberta - In case you missed it. Barn-find of cars in France. Slideshow. Pretty astounding:

----------

German half-tracks ready for restoration?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2015 01:26 AM (ZbCKc)

559 >>>I really like the taste, so I guess I might have to check out this Balvenie Doublewood. And I don't want to mix the two, beer and scotch I mean.

Beer and scotch go great together. Drink a glass or two of scotch, then switch to beer.

Try the Doublewood, if you like it I'll throw some more recommendations out. If you like a really strong flavor with your beer (stouts, IPAs) an Islay might be good.

Very strong peat flavor, but I tend to like it. They also run a little cheaper than the Highland scotches.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 14, 2015 01:26 AM (e+1S5)

560 Yeah, that soul-stealing starts real early......


Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 01:24 AM (T1005)


True.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 01:26 AM (6fyGz)

561 Alberta - In case you missed it. Barn-find of cars in France. Slideshow. Pretty astounding:

http://tinyurl.com/1ii[\s]
Posted by: Mike Hammer
---------------

Crap. Bad link, here: http://tinyurl.com/lle8zu6

Posted by: Mike Hammer

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2015 01:26 AM (l1zOH)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2015 01:27 AM (l1zOH)

563 Man...., I am tired.

http://tinyurl.com/lle8zu6

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2015 01:27 AM (l1zOH)

564 You would think with me living in the Pot Capital of the World, with all the micro breweries around CO, I would be more adventurous. But no. Had they been around thirty years ago it might be different. Again, creature of habit.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 14, 2015 01:27 AM (vVSOO)

565 lulz

Posted by: the Barrel at February 14, 2015 01:28 AM (gN8Q5)

566 563 Man...., I am tired.

http://tinyurl.com/lle8zu6

-------------

Come. Rest.

Posted by: The Barrel at February 14, 2015 01:28 AM (ZbCKc)

567 Uh, Hollowpoint, I just want to throw this out there, but why is your DENTIST giving you a prostate exam? Isn't he supposed to be working on the other end? Pretty sure that there is a Moron who does dental work around. Maybe he could answer that question for you?

Posted by: Old Blue at February 14, 2015 01:13 AM (vVSOO)


The digestive process is just a social construct!

Posted by: Critical Dental Studies major with a minor in Buttsecks at February 14, 2015 01:28 AM (0Ew3K)

568 oh

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 14, 2015 01:28 AM (fIv/H)

569 >>>I didn't really care much for beer until I had my first Demon Hop Yard IPA. I've been looking for one that matches that experience ever since, the Drifter IPA from Widmer Bro's comes close but even that is hard to find in my area lately.

Aren't you in NC? They have World of Beer stores there, at least in the Raleigh area. If you can't find it there, it doesn't exist. Like a Wally World, but you can drink while you shop.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 14, 2015 01:30 AM (e+1S5)

570 I am bound and determined to stick around until either the rum runs out or we get to 666, whatever happens first, so you roonz better step it up.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 01:30 AM (6fyGz)

571 Soon.

Posted by: Satan at February 14, 2015 01:31 AM (ZbCKc)

572 Maybe later.

Posted by: Lucifer, tired of Valentine's Day prep at February 14, 2015 01:31 AM (gN8Q5)

573 Aren't you in NC? They have World of Beer stores
there, at least in the Raleigh area. If you can't find it there, it
doesn't exist. Like a Wally World, but you can drink while you shop.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 14, 2015 01:30 AM (e+1S5)


The Demons Hop Yard is a local beer in the NE, I found it when I was at school in Massatoochits. As far as I know it isn't bottled for distribution elsewhere.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 01:32 AM (6fyGz)

574 Soon.

Posted by: Satan at February 14, 2015 01:31 AM (ZbCKc)


A bit too soon there buddy!

Who's your creampuff?

That's right bitch.

Posted by: Saddam Hussein at February 14, 2015 01:32 AM (0Ew3K)

575 I'm for bed after this drink, and I find my credit card. Gotta register for the Games, even though I have no chance in hell.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 14, 2015 01:32 AM (e+1S5)

576 MH, wow. A lot of great cars. Some I wouldn't even touch, too much corrosion. Others, corroded but workable. Interiors would all have to be reworked, but that's not so bad. You can do a lot of customizing with that. It's the outside that will take the most work.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 14, 2015 01:32 AM (vVSOO)

577 575 I'm for bed after this drink, and I find my credit card. Gotta register for the Games, even though I have no chance in hell.

-------------

Don't be so pessimistic.

Posted by: Satan at February 14, 2015 01:33 AM (ZbCKc)

578 576
MH, wow. A lot of great cars. Some I wouldn't even touch, too much
corrosion. Others, corroded but workable. Interiors would all have to be
reworked, but that's not so bad. You can do a lot of customizing with
that. It's the outside that will take the most work.


Posted by: Old Blue at February 14, 2015 01:32 AM (vVSOO)


Ahem....

Posted by: The drivetrains at February 14, 2015 01:34 AM (T1005)

579 corroded but workable

That would be a great title for my new album.

Posted by: Madonna, corroded but corroded at February 14, 2015 01:34 AM (gN8Q5)

580 "They have World of Beer stores
there, at least in the Raleigh area."





hmmm...MoMe in the making? Maybe so...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 01:34 AM (6fyGz)

581 http://worldofbeer.com/Locations/North-Hills

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 01:35 AM (6fyGz)

582 >>>The Demons Hop Yard is a local beer in the NE, I found it when I was at school in Massatoochits. As far as I know it isn't bottled for distribution elsewhere.

According to Beer Advocate, it was brewed by Anheuser-Busch, but it is now out of production.

Based on the reviews, there should be plenty of beers with a similar profile. Look for an American IPA that doesn't include "west coast" in the description.

West coast IPAs are very floral and unpleasant. I like dogfish head 60 minute IPA as an everyday drinker.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 14, 2015 01:36 AM (e+1S5)

583 Ahem....


Posted by: The drivetrains at February 14, 2015 01:34 AM (T1005)


Man no shit, that's where the big money goes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2015 01:37 AM (FMbng)

584
Alberta - In case you missed it. Barn-find of cars in France. Slideshow. Pretty astounding:


Mike, that link takes me to Drudge Report, and I couldn't find anything there about cars in a barn.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2015 01:39 AM (WirJ1)

585 Witness the power of my fully operational war balls!

Posted by: Emperor Ovaltine at February 14, 2015 01:39 AM (ZbCKc)

586 According to Beer Advocate, it was brewed by Anheuser-Busch, but it is now out of production.



Based on the reviews, there should be plenty of beers with a similar
profile. Look for an American IPA that doesn't include "west coast" in
the description.



West coast IPAs are very floral and unpleasant. I like dogfish head 60 minute IPA as an everyday drinker.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 14, 2015 01:36 AM (e+1S5)


Yeah, it was a local that was bought out by AB, the bastards.

Some of the offerings at WoB sound interesting. Might have to check that place out.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 01:39 AM (6fyGz)

587 Ahem....


Posted by: The drivetrains at February 14, 2015 01:34 AM (T1005)
------That depends. If you don't care about restoring to original, drop a 350 chevy and drive train in there and you're good to go. Seen way too many rods out there that are set up that way. 1940 Fords with a chevy motor and drive train.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 14, 2015 01:39 AM (vVSOO)

588 Big Money goes around the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQgu0MpnKq8

Posted by: Rush at February 14, 2015 01:39 AM (gN8Q5)

589 And as a BTW, would you be interested in a MoMe in the Huntsville AL area? There has been talk about getting one going.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 01:40 AM (6fyGz)

590 I have now reached the bottom of the Bacardi Select bottle.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 01:41 AM (6fyGz)

591 582
>>>The Demons Hop Yard is a local beer in the NE, I found it
when I was at school in Massatoochits. As far as I know it isn't bottled
for distribution elsewhere.



According to Beer Advocate, it was brewed by Anheuser-Busch, but it is now out of production.



Based on the reviews, there should be plenty of beers with a similar
profile. Look for an American IPA that doesn't include "west coast" in
the description.



West coast IPAs are very floral and unpleasant. I like dogfish head 60 minute IPA as an everyday drinker.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 14, 2015 01:36 AM (e+1S5)


About 20 years ago, there was this boom of "BOP" shops -- short for "Brew on Premises" -- which allowed you to use the shop's facilities to make a custom batch of beer. Usually you started with some recipe the shop had and started tweaking 'em. I did that for a number of years, gradually increasing the hoppiness and leaning more toward the Cascade line of hops late in the brew....until, like any boom, it busted.

Imagine how amused I was to find that the flavors I was getting back then reappeared 10 years later as "West Coast IPAs".

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 01:42 AM (T1005)

592 GGE, I would love to come to Huntsville. I worked a couple of projects with my last employer that were based there. A shit ton of really great people. Unfortunately, it might be a couple of years before I could get there.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 14, 2015 01:43 AM (vVSOO)

593 Imagine how amused I was to find that the flavors I was getting back then reappeared 10 years later as "West Coast IPAs".


Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 01:42 AM (T1005)


Ironic, yes? BTW, the Sierra Nevada IPA is one of my favorites.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 01:43 AM (6fyGz)

594 Witness the power of my fully operational war balls!

Posted by: Emperor Ovaltine at February 14, 2015 01:39 AM (ZbCKc)


F**k you...

Posted by: Ralphie at February 14, 2015 01:43 AM (0Ew3K)

595 GGE, I would love to come to Huntsville. I worked a
couple of projects with my last employer that were based there. A shit
ton of really great people. Unfortunately, it might be a couple of years
before I could get there.


Posted by: Old Blue at February 14, 2015 01:43 AM (vVSOO)


There are, apparently, a number of roonz/ettez within driving distance of that location.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 01:44 AM (6fyGz)

596 What a thing - my aircraft landed without me!

There was an article in the base newspaper when that aircraft was TDY to Loring in the 76-77 era. The "best guess" explanation was that the force of the ejection broke the flat spin. And so the airplane took off until it came to rest.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 14, 2015 01:45 AM (brIR5)

597 Given my level of inebriation I am amazed that I can still type coherently. I would never be able to do this on the phone (as witnessed by my pathetic attempt to live-blog the last NoVaMoMe).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 01:47 AM (6fyGz)

598 Speaking of MoMeets, who do I contact re: the WI possible meet? I've seen some nics here but no real contact info.

I'd have a good chance to make it, depending on the date. Yeah, I'm a FIB but you guys love us and our tourista $$ anyways.

Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2015 01:47 AM (o/90i)

599 OK, 'Ron's and 'Ette's. My killer pillow is calling. See you on the flip side. Happy Valentines Day to all of you, and not the South Side Chicago kind of Valentines Day. That would be a real buzz kill....hehehe.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 14, 2015 01:47 AM (vVSOO)

600 .. would you be interested in a MoMe in the Huntsville AL area? There has been talk about getting one going.

Please count me in as well.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 14, 2015 01:47 AM (brIR5)

601 593
Imagine how amused I was to find that the flavors I was getting back then reappeared 10 years later as "West Coast IPAs".




Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 01:42 AM (T1005)


Ironic, yes? BTW, the Sierra Nevada IPA is one of my favorites.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 01:43 AM (6fyGz)


Which one? They're currently packaging a 4-way IPA 12-pack. http://tinyurl.com/njnpxxz -- and that's before the new "hop hunter" which incorporates hop oil.



Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 01:47 AM (T1005)

602 Wow! Found the link. Most of those cars are in deplorable condition, but some of them are such high-dollar cars that they will be restored regardless. Looks like very humid country. Barn cars in B.C., Washington, and coastal Oregon wind up like that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2015 01:47 AM (WirJ1)

603 Ok, I gotta be at the gym in....fuck me, 7 hours.

I'm out. Doubt I'll be hitting any PRs tomorrow.

*turns into pumpkin*

Posted by: DC in River City at February 14, 2015 01:48 AM (e+1S5)

604 Which one? They're currently packaging a 4-way IPA
12-pack. http://tinyurl.com/njnpxxz -- and that's before the new "hop
hunter" which incorporates hop oil.





Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 01:47 AM (T1005)


The green label Sierra Nevada is a favorite, but of the four pack:
Torpedo: like it
Ruthless (rye): can take it or leave it
Golden: Love it!
Blindfold (black IPA): not a fan

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 01:51 AM (6fyGz)

605 I am out, too. Going to the "Early Bird" antique car swap meet in Lethbridge, Alberta, tomorrow. Usually a fun event, and we get quite a few car nuts up from Montana for the day, too. Most years, I find myself at work when this goes on, so it's a treat to be able to go.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2015 01:53 AM (WirJ1)

606 The green label Sierra Nevada is a favorite, but of the four pack:
Torpedo: like it
Ruthless (rye): can take it or leave it
Golden: Love it!
Blindfold (black IPA): not a fan

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 01:51 AM (6fyGz)


Speaking of Sierra Nevada, I suggest trying it with a green olive added.

Quite good.

Posted by: The Garnished Hat at February 14, 2015 01:53 AM (0Ew3K)

607 Speaking of Sierra Nevada, I suggest trying it with a green olive added.



Quite good.

Posted by: The Garnished Hat at February 14, 2015 01:53 AM (0Ew3K)


Noted.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 01:53 AM (6fyGz)

608 It looks like with Oregon's Dem governor resigning, there will be a special election in 2016.

10:00 Wednesday, so he can go to 8:30 mass and get ashes.

Even if he's not Catholic.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 14, 2015 01:58 AM (brIR5)

609 604
Which one? They're currently packaging a 4-way IPA

12-pack. http://tinyurl.com/njnpxxz -- and that's before the new "hop

hunter" which incorporates hop oil.







Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 01:47 AM (T1005)


The green label Sierra Nevada is a favorite, but of the four pack:
Torpedo: like it
Ruthless (rye): can take it or leave it
Golden: Love it!
Blindfold (black IPA): not a fan


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 01:51 AM (6fyGz)


They also have Hoptimum, Celebration, and soon will have Harvest.

Have you tried anything from the Mendocino Brewing Company? They have White Hawk, an Imperial IPA, a black IPA, and Saratoga IPA (only regionally). They were one of the first brewers to get into the game after deregulation.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 01:58 AM (T1005)

610 Any ettez still around?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:01 AM (6fyGz)

611 Have you tried anything from the Mendocino Brewing
Company? They have White Hawk, an Imperial IPA, a black IPA, and
Saratoga IPA (only regionally). They were one of the first brewers to
get into the game after deregulation.


Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 01:58 AM (T1005)


Can't say I've ever heard of them.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:02 AM (6fyGz)

612 610
Any ettez still around?


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:01 AM (6fyGz)


*rolls eyes*

You're not going start photocopying your junk on the office copier again, are you?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 02:02 AM (T1005)

613 611
Have you tried anything from the Mendocino Brewing

Company? They have White Hawk, an Imperial IPA, a black IPA, and

Saratoga IPA (only regionally). They were one of the first brewers to

get into the game after deregulation.




Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 01:58 AM (T1005)


Can't say I've ever heard of them.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:02 AM (6fyGz)



http://www.mendobrew.com/home.html

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 02:03 AM (T1005)

614 *rolls eyes*

You're not going start photocopying your junk on the office copier again, are you?


Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 02:02 AM (T1005)


What? Like I would be that crass.

*dismounts the office copier*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:04 AM (6fyGz)

615 I really don't want to see dick pics, thankyouverymuch...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 14, 2015 02:04 AM (OsWis)

616 Just need a bit of ette advice is all.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:05 AM (6fyGz)

617 hey GGE : )

I may not be the best person for 'ette advice...

I kind of suck at it.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 14, 2015 02:06 AM (OsWis)

618
I really don't want to see dick pics, thankyouverymuch...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 14, 2015 02:04 AM (OsWis)


Would I do that to you?


*deletes pics*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:06 AM (6fyGz)

619 ask my kids...heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 14, 2015 02:06 AM (OsWis)

620 So what's the deal, GGE?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 14, 2015 02:08 AM (OsWis)

621 I may not be the best person for 'ette advice...



I kind of suck at it.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 14, 2015 02:06 AM (OsWis)


Well, it's kinda like this.

See, I was out last Sat evening and when we all went home for the night I was just going the way of one of the female participants. Later on she messaged me through the Meetup group and we've been carrying on a sort of conversation, and to put it bluntly...I'm not real good at taking hints. Kind of thick in the head, if ya know what I mean. Been out of the shark tank for a while, as it were.


At any rate...the question is, if I'm getting messages, does that mean an interest or does that mean "Hey I'm bored, amuse me."

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:10 AM (6fyGz)

622 Howdy, SMFH! How are things in the great state of Texas?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 02:10 AM (T1005)

623 621
I may not be the best person for 'ette advice...





I kind of suck at it.



Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 14, 2015 02:06 AM (OsWis)


Well, it's kinda like this.

See,
I was out last Sat evening and when we all went home for the night I
was just going the way of one of the female participants. Later on she
messaged me through the Meetup group and we've been carrying on a sort
of conversation, and to put it bluntly...I'm not real good at taking
hints. Kind of thick in the head, if ya know what I mean. Been out of
the shark tank for a while, as it were.


At any rate...the question is, if I'm getting messages, does that mean an interest or does that mean "Hey I'm bored, amuse me."


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:10 AM (6fyGz)


I'm not an 'ette, but I believe that the answer would be "yes". They're not mutually exclusive, you know.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 02:12 AM (T1005)

624 I'm here, sorta. From a tablet. So go ahead an shoot...

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 14, 2015 02:12 AM (f858s)

625 hey cooth : )

SSDD here, though with much nicer weather.

GGE, I am about as clueless as you are regarding that...lol.

I would like to think that it means she's interested. But don't quote me on that.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 14, 2015 02:14 AM (OsWis)

626 Well, it started out as a "your fancy red car put mine to shame so I had to go buy a new one. Thanks! " comment and since then has kind of evolved to "If you feel like it send out a message and we will entertain you while you wait" as I was at Skating Rink Hell tonight (she was waiting for a gal pal to join her). Don't know if that is a serious interest or not, like I said...kinda thick, been out of "the game" for a while.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:16 AM (6fyGz)

627 Is it like:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmc3t4-9Z1Q


or is that reading too much into it?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:17 AM (6fyGz)

628 GGE, I'm with tentacles on this one.

But, of course, I'm not an 'ette either.

*waves to the late crew*

Practicing is done for the night. Boy, am I ever at the "grind it out" stage. Two more weeks.

Posted by: Piercello (new post) at February 14, 2015 02:17 AM (QJCCx)

629 I just don't want to assume anything, y'know?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:20 AM (6fyGz)

630 fuuuu....why does life have to be so complicated...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:21 AM (6fyGz)

631 626
Well, it started out as a "your fancy red car put mine to shame so I had to go buy a new one. Thanks! "
comment and since then has kind of evolved to "If you feel like it send
out a message and we will entertain you while you wait" as I was at
Skating Rink Hell tonight (she was waiting for a gal pal to join her).
Don't know if that is a serious interest or not, like I said...kinda
thick, been out of "the game" for a while.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:16 AM (6fyGz)


You have to go through the socializing and sizing-up stages before there's anything there.....and certainly ignoring such communications are ruling yourself out of anything developing. If you are interested, play along and see what happens.

And, just to give you some idea of how much of an expert I am in such things.....when I was in college, I figured out that a girl was interested in me when she threw her towel at me.


She had just come back from the shower and it was the only thing she was wearing at the time.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 02:21 AM (T1005)

632 Yeah. Sounds like both. Might be indicative that she's bored, and liked you in a friendly way so she will allow you to submit your resume so she can look you over as a prospect. Ones I like stay "prospect" for six months after which I pretty much know if it's serious going steady material. If I don't like,I do tell the guy up front which I hear is not usual. But I don't manage any of my personal affair in the "usual" way. So you are warned...my advice is just my highly idiosyncratic perspective.

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 14, 2015 02:21 AM (f858s)

633 ...kinda thick, been out of "the game" for a while.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:16 AM

Go for it. She's expressed interest, just be yourself.

If it doesn't work out just consider it practice for the future.

Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2015 02:22 AM (o/90i)

634 629,

She gave you permission to message her. The 'boredom' route she took was just a roundabout way to let you know that she wouldn't mind getting a text from you.

At least, imho.

Just no dick pics.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 14, 2015 02:22 AM (OsWis)

635 Yeah no weinergrams. But I didn't think you the type.

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 14, 2015 02:26 AM (f858s)

636 GGE, it sounds like she's interested in you. She seems to like talking to you, there's some gentle teasing going back and forth, and she doesn't seem adverse to hanging out with you. My advice? If you decide to pursue her, and she likes being chased, go as slow as you feel comfortable with if you're feeling rusty.

But I'm not hugely confident in my dating advice, since I only ever dated one person, we met in high school, and have been married for 7 years after 5 years of dating.

Posted by: pookysgirl is supposed to be resting at February 14, 2015 02:26 AM (dCUzJ)

637 Hey Kids



How the hell did I arrive for dickpix talk? My timing is so weird.

Posted by: jc at February 14, 2015 02:27 AM (iRJ+A)

638 And, just to give you some idea of how much of an
expert I am in such things.....when I was in college, I figured out that
a girl was interested in me when she threw her towel at me.


She had just come back from the shower and it was the only thing she was wearing at the time.


Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 02:21 AM (T1005)




Yeah, that's pretty much the level of "hint" that I need, too.

Ones I like stay "prospect" for six months after
which I pretty much know if it's serious going steady material. If I
don't like,I do tell the guy up front which I hear is not usual. But I
don't manage any of my personal affair in the "usual" way. So you are
warned...my advice is just my highly idiosyncratic perspective.

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 14, 2015 02:21 AM (f858s)




damn...sounds a lot like it could go "friend zone"


Go for it. She's expressed interest, just be yourself.



If it doesn't work out just consider it practice for the future.



Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2015 02:22 AM (o/90i)




All I know how to be.


She gave you permission to message her. The
'boredom' route she took was just a roundabout way to let you know that
she wouldn't mind getting a text from you.



At least, imho.



Just no dick pics.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 14, 2015 02:22 AM (OsWis)




Would I do that? *deletes pics*

So what I'm hearing is pretty much what I've decided anyway...roll with it and see what happens.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:28 AM (6fyGz)

639 Yeah. Sounds like both. Might be indicative that she's bored, and liked you in a friendly way so she will allow you to submit your resume so she can look you over as a prospect. Ones I like stay "prospect" for six months after which I pretty much know if it's serious going steady material. If I don't like,I do tell the guy up front which I hear is not usual. But I don't manage any of my personal affair in the "usual" way. So you are warned...my advice is just my highly idiosyncratic perspective.

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 14, 2015 02:21 AM (f858s)


I gotta go with this. With a chick it can go either way. She can be bored, or she is checking your prospect status. Hell, she can be pissed at a boyfriend and eventually will show you pics of her rack just to feel like she's getting back at him. I would play her game for a bit and see where it goes. You'll know soon enough.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2015 02:28 AM (FMbng)

640 Yeah, roll with it and see what shakes out. Good plan.

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 14, 2015 02:29 AM (f858s)

641 633
...kinda thick, been out of "the game" for a while.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:16 AM



Go for it. She's expressed interest, just be yourself.



If it doesn't work out just consider it practice for the future.



Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2015 02:22 AM (o/90i)


I dunno, I've always appreciated time spent with the ladies whether it was going to lead to something or not [....so long as I wasn't being treated as a doormat].

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 02:30 AM (T1005)

642 My advice? If you decide to pursue her, and she
likes being chased, go as slow as you feel comfortable with if you're
feeling rusty.



But I'm not hugely confident in my dating advice, since I only ever
dated one person, we met in high school, and have been married for 7
years after 5 years of dating.

Posted by: pookysgirl is supposed to be resting at February 14, 2015 02:26 AM (dCUzJ)



Problem is...too slow may seem to = "not interested" which is not the vibe I'm trying to send. I guess I'll just give chase until she catches me or gets away, one or the other.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:31 AM (6fyGz)

643 >>>Problem is...too slow may seem to = "not interested" which is not the
vibe I'm trying to send. I guess I'll just give chase until she catches
me or gets away, one or the other.<<<




Drop a little somethin' something into her drink. She won't get away.

Posted by: Pill Cosby at February 14, 2015 02:34 AM (yWYnW)

644 I would play her game for a bit and see where it goes. You'll know soon enough.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2015 02:28 AM (FMbng)


yeah...not real good at games is the problem...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:34 AM (6fyGz)

645 I'm always impressed at how much potential feedback is lurking here at any hour of the night...

Posted by: Piercello at February 14, 2015 02:35 AM (QJCCx)

646 Drop a little somethin' something into her drink. She won't get away.


Posted by: Pill Cosby at February 14, 2015 02:34 AM (yWYnW)



Something along the lines of "does this rag smell like chloroform" do you mean?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:35 AM (6fyGz)

647 I'm always impressed at how much potential feedback is lurking here at any hour of the night...

Posted by: Piercello at February 14, 2015 02:35 AM (QJCCx)



The Horde is always a ready source of advice...good or otherwise...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:36 AM (6fyGz)

648 Be bold. What's the worst that can happen? You get shot down like my helicopter was in Iraq?

Posted by: Lyin' Brian Williams at February 14, 2015 02:36 AM (yWYnW)

649 Oh if you are afraid you are inclined to go slower than she might want...pleease do take this advice-- return texts promptly even if you can't return a call right away. This says "you are a priority." Unless she just wants to text all the time. Then tell her you have a limited plan. I have a single friend who never returns texts or calls promptly as a point of pride. Girls lose interest because they think he's not that into them either.

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 14, 2015 02:37 AM (f858s)

650 >>>Something along the lines of "does this rag smell like chloroform" do you mean?<<<



Or that... whatever you got handy.




Posted by: Pill Cosby at February 14, 2015 02:38 AM (yWYnW)

651 How the hell did I arrive for dickpix talk? My timing is so weird.
Posted by: jc at February 14, 2015 02:27 AM

Who knows what the subject is when you arrive on the ONT?

My wife was laughing her azz off when a major network referred to "cankles". She axed me if It originated here because that's where I first referenced it.

Where did this term originate? I don't think it was here.

Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2015 02:38 AM (o/90i)

652 642
My advice? If you decide to pursue her, and she

likes being chased, go as slow as you feel comfortable with if you're

feeling rusty.





But I'm not hugely confident in my dating advice, since I only ever

dated one person, we met in high school, and have been married for 7

years after 5 years of dating.



Posted by: pookysgirl is supposed to be resting at February 14, 2015 02:26 AM (dCUzJ)


Problem
is...too slow may seem to = "not interested" which is not the vibe I'm
trying to send. I guess I'll just give chase until she catches me or
gets away, one or the other.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:31 AM (6fyGz)


One thing to remember is that choosing a person for a relationship can be complicated. Before she threw her towel at me, that woman knew that she could get very drunk, we could dance, and if she fell asleep.....she'd wake to find me guarding over her. You'll both need to see each other in a variety of contexts, in a variety of interactions -- one famous way to crash-land is for a guy to be rude to a waiter when he takes his date out for dinner. You'll need to show that you're reliable, trustworthy, funny, pleasant to be around, knowledgeable, humble, caring, and thoughtful -- and that you're stylin' in a kilt. Then, maybe, you'll get a wet towel to the side of the head.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 02:40 AM (T1005)

653 The _mix_ of serious advice, meme-snark, and ribbing is hard to beat, too.

With that, I'm out.

I have _got_ to start rotating back to days. Those bastards scheduled the first round of the audition at 9am, and that's about 15 hours earlier than I typically start playing my cello. That kind of discrepancy takes time and stubbornness to fix.

#twoweeks

Posted by: Piercello at February 14, 2015 02:41 AM (QJCCx)

654 Oh, sorry, GGE. What I meant was that if she lets you know that she likes "being chased," and you two start getting together on a regular basis (what I would consider "dating"), go at the speed you're comfortable with.

Sometimes I see guys who are getting back into "the shark tank," as you termed it, go into hyper aggressive mode because that's what they think the modren woman wants, leading to heartache because the woman they've caught wants to be a bit more old-fashioned about dating.

But, I'm on the outside looking in here, and wish you the best of luck!

Posted by: pookysgirl is supposed to be resting at February 14, 2015 02:43 AM (dCUzJ)

655 well...lets see what happens...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:45 AM (6fyGz)

656 Yeah. My prospect that didn't make it was everything I wanted on paper, we loved each other, but he's a mean drunk. And he smokes in bed when hes blasted Zzzzzzzzt. Done.


I'm happy with the decision I made. He was picked by my kid. I was tricked into dating him. But he's true blue and the sweetest man I ever met. Sometimes that list can go out the window once "kind" "not FSA" "honest" and "respects who I am" get checked off.

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 14, 2015 02:46 AM (f858s)

657
Be bold. What's the worst that can happen? You get shot down like my helicopter was in Iraq?


Posted by: Lyin' Brian Williams at February 14, 2015 02:36 AM (yWYnW)



Thanks pal. Coming from you that means...absolutely nothing, in fact.

return texts promptly even if you can't return a
call right away. This says "you are a priority." Unless she just wants
to text all the time. Then tell her you have a limited plan. I have a
single friend who never returns texts or calls promptly as a point of
pride. Girls lose interest because they think he's not that into them
either.

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 14, 2015 02:37 AM (f858s)


Just returned the last message, which read (on her part) " I bet I looked horrible standing out there hugging my coffee, bright
red nose, and my eyes watering. Frightening the kids...that's my job!
ha ha ha" (she's a schoolteacher, which has implications I haven't allowed myself to think about yet) with "BTW, I don't think there is a way you could look horrible. FWIW."

Too much?




BTW, I don't think there is a way you could look horrible. FWIW.





BTW, I don't think there is a way you could look horrible. FWIW.





BTW, I don't think there is a way you could look horrible. FWIW.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:50 AM (6fyGz)

658 crap...how did that happen... "contemplates barrel"

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:50 AM (6fyGz)

659 Actually, that sounds good. If a boy I liked said that to me, it would make me smile.

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 14, 2015 02:52 AM (f858s)

660 Well, I guess I'll just be cautiously optimistic and see what happens then.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:53 AM (6fyGz)

661 And now we approach it...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:53 AM (6fyGz)

662 Be bold. What's the worst that can happen?

Posted by: Lyin' Brian Williams at February 14, 2015 02:36 AM (yWYnW)


Pepper spray... TASER... snub nose to the crotch... false rape allegation... she turns out to be Madaline Albright...

Posted by: The Horrified Hat at February 14, 2015 02:53 AM (0Ew3K)

663 what evil lurks

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:54 AM (6fyGz)

664 in the heart of man...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:54 AM (6fyGz)

665 the shadow knows...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:54 AM (6fyGz)

666 MUAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:54 AM (6fyGz)

667 My read on it says she is totally opening the door little by little.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2015 02:54 AM (FMbng)

668 Over now?

Posted by: The Horrified Hat at February 14, 2015 02:54 AM (0Ew3K)

669 GGE, I thought it was sweet.

Posted by: pookysgirl is supposed to be resting at February 14, 2015 02:54 AM (dCUzJ)

670 No I do

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 14, 2015 02:55 AM (f858s)

671 Be bold. What's the worst that can happen?



Posted by: Lyin' Brian Williams at February 14, 2015 02:36 AM (yWYnW)



Pepper spray... TASER... snub nose to the crotch... false rape allegation... she turns out to be Madaline Albright...

Posted by: The Horrified Hat at February 14, 2015 02:53 AM (0Ew3K)


or has a dick bigger than mine...which, to be honest, probably wouldn't take much...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:55 AM (6fyGz)

672 (she's a schoolteacher, which has implications I haven't allowed myself to think about yet)


====
the way I heard it she may make you do some things over again until you get it right.

Posted by: jc at February 14, 2015 02:55 AM (iRJ+A)

673 Women are confusing. Sometimes it's easier to just find a good butt buddy or two and have a good time.

Posted by: Joke Biden at February 14, 2015 02:55 AM (yWYnW)

674 wait...what I meant was...oh hell...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:56 AM (6fyGz)

675 the way I heard it she may make you do some things over again until you get it right.


Posted by: jc at February 14, 2015 02:55 AM (iRJ+A)



*snedrop*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:56 AM (6fyGz)

676 Women are confusing. Sometimes it's easier to just find a good butt buddy or two and have a good time.


Posted by: Joke Biden at February 14, 2015 02:55 AM (yWYnW)


Women will never be "that" confusing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2015 02:57 AM (FMbng)

677 Oh. Hot for teacher.

Posted by: Van Halen at February 14, 2015 02:58 AM (yWYnW)

678 I have to admit, that plate-holder panel on the front fold of the kilt is...not a bad idea...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 14, 2015 02:58 AM (XO6WW)

679 so...I have simultaneously reached the bottom of the Bacardi bottle and the depths of my depravity, such as it is...and therefore I shall bid you all a good night.



Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:58 AM (6fyGz)

680 Speaking of confusing relationships...

http://politicalhat.com/?p=7996

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 14, 2015 02:59 AM (0Ew3K)

681 Be well all. Even those in the barrel.

And those w/ dress shirts that don't fit.

Weird fact that no one cares about...since I've been doing PT and had traction I'm now 6". Used to be just a quarter inch short.

Makes facing 60 this year a bit more fun. Take your amusement where you can find it.

Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2015 03:02 AM (o/90i)

682 681
Be well all. Even those in the barrel.



And those w/ dress shirts that don't fit.



Weird fact that no one cares about...since I've been doing PT and
had traction I'm now 6". Used to be just a quarter inch short.



Makes facing 60 this year a bit more fun. Take your amusement where you can find it.

Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2015 03:02 AM (o/90i)

=====you might want to claim a typo as soon as possible.

Posted by: jc at February 14, 2015 03:03 AM (iRJ+A)

683 682,

LOL!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 14, 2015 03:05 AM (OsWis)

684 or has a dick bigger than mine...which, to be honest, probably wouldn't take much...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 02:55 AM (6fyGz)


That reminds me of something horrifying

Something Aweful used to have a column called the "horror of porn". One of these entries was a sex-video by former WWE star Chyna.

http://tinyurl.com/ok2rmxn

"A giant woman who looks and sounds like a man with breast implants has"...

Well, let's just say that Chyna is not a Tranny... however:

NSFW: http://tinyurl.com/48hz2

You may begin gouging your eyes now...

Posted by: The Hat who has no words... at February 14, 2015 03:05 AM (0Ew3K)

685 So, there's my daily TMI. Now let's hear yours! ;-)

Still breathing.

Posted by: ICD - Dead Man Walking 9 Times Over at February 14, 2015 03:07 AM (47ca9)

686 Wow hat, that's quite a ...erm...problem. it sounds like she's going through...puberty? Silliness really. She just wants to be special and held. Sometimes I wonder if this is the inevitable result of putting babies in daycare doing god know what while you work all day. Do the neglected ones come out confused about what they even are?

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 14, 2015 03:08 AM (f858s)

687 You may begin gouging your eyes now...

Posted by: The Hat who has no words... at February 14, 2015 03:05 AM (0Ew3K)


You're not...fucking helping at all you know.

*giggles helplessly*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 03:10 AM (6fyGz)

688 =====you might want to claim a typo as soon as possible.
Posted by: jc at February 14, 2015 03:03 AM

LMAO.

I'm now 6 feet tall, gained a quarter inch.

Yeah, that post was kinda a boner, so to speak.

Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2015 03:11 AM (o/90i)

689 662
Be bold. What's the worst that can happen?



Posted by: Lyin' Brian Williams at February 14, 2015 02:36 AM (yWYnW)



Pepper spray... TASER... snub nose to the crotch... false rape allegation... she turns out to be Madaline Albright...

Posted by: The Horrified Hat at February 14, 2015 02:53 AM (0Ew3K)


You forgot the restraining orders....

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 03:12 AM (T1005)

690 You forgot the restraining orders....


Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 03:12 AM (T1005)



oh yes...the restraining orders...*opens another bottle*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 03:14 AM (6fyGz)

691 You're not...fucking helping at all you know.

*giggles helplessly*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 03:10 AM (6fyGz)


The Japanese have a term for this:

ふたなり

Don't look that term up... trust me.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子~ずっと at February 14, 2015 03:15 AM (0Ew3K)

692  http://tinyurl.com/48hz2 


Ooo look! A tiny frenum! Colour me impressed. I wouldn't gouge my eyes out. I have seen some really icky things peering over various shoulders in my day. Some things that are low budget really look low budget... if you get my drift. This is something on the mild side of "you pay extra for this. "

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 14, 2015 03:15 AM (f858s)

693  http://tinyurl.com/48hz2 


Ooo look! A tiny frenum! Colour me impressed. I wouldn't gouge my eyes out. I have seen some really icky things peering over various shoulders in my day. Some things that are low budget really look low budget... if you get my drift. This is something on the mild side of "you pay extra for this. "

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 14, 2015 03:15 AM (f858s)

694 You may begin gouging your eyes now...

Posted by: The Hat who has no words... at February 14, 2015 03:05 AM (0Ew3K)


There are no fucking words. That's not from this earth.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2015 03:16 AM (FMbng)

695 Y'know what's funny...if this turns out to be something...my first wife's name started with a K, the second started with a L, this one starts with an M. Brunette, redhead, this one should be blonde to even everything out...but she's not.


I really should stop obsessing over this, shouldn't I? It just isn't like me.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 03:17 AM (6fyGz)

696 http://tinyurl.com/48hz2


Ooo look! A tiny frenum! Colour me impressed. I wouldn't gouge my eyes out. I have seen some really icky things peering over various shoulders in my day. Some things that are low budget really look low budget... if you get my drift. This is something on the mild side of "you pay extra for this. "

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 14, 2015 03:15 AM (f858s)


You are now officially the "most interesting 'ette in the world"..

Posted by: The Bemused Hat at February 14, 2015 03:18 AM (0Ew3K)

697 Don't look that term up... trust me.


Japanese you say? Yeah...gonna just let that one lie...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 03:18 AM (6fyGz)

698 694
You may begin gouging your eyes now...



Posted by: The Hat who has no words... at February 14, 2015 03:05 AM (0Ew3K)





There are no fucking words. That's not from this earth.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2015 03:16 AM (FMbng)


There was once a line of jokes about characterizing various medical specialists, and the one for OB/GYN was: "cheerful types with a well-developed sense of humor......because otherwise, what they see in their line of work would put them off sex forever."

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 03:19 AM (T1005)

699 695
Y'know what's funny...if this turns out to be something...my first
wife's name started with a K, the second started with a L, this one
starts with an M. Brunette, redhead, this one should be blonde to even
everything out...but she's not.


I really should stop obsessing over this, shouldn't I? It just isn't like me.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 03:17 AM (6fyGz)


Don't make more of it than what it is....and enjoy each moment....and you may be pleasantly surprised at what it turns into.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 03:21 AM (T1005)

700 Certainly removes the mystery from it.

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 14, 2015 03:21 AM (f858s)

701 694
You may begin gouging your eyes now...



Posted by: The Hat who has no words... at February 14, 2015 03:05 AM (0Ew3K)





There are no fucking words. That's not from this earth.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2015 03:16 AM (FMbng)


====on the upside that would have certainly have helped the virginal form of me find the damn thing.

Posted by: jc at February 14, 2015 03:22 AM (iRJ+A)

702 Certainly removes the mystery from it.

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 14, 2015 03:21 AM (f858s)


ಠ_ಠ

Posted by: The Bemused Hat at February 14, 2015 03:22 AM (0Ew3K)

703 I should go to bed. I have something I need to be doing at 9 AM tomorrow.


Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2015 03:22 AM (6fyGz)

704 Yeah GGE, just keep telling yourself you're just gonna see what happens next, that's all. But I like the fact you're not just there for the cake. That's a good man. Wish these allergies would let me sleep...

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 14, 2015 03:25 AM (f858s)

705 Yeah GGE, just keep telling yourself you're just gonna see what happens next, that's all. But I like the fact you're not just there for the cake. That's a good man. Wish these allergies would let me sleep...

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 14, 2015 03:25 AM (f858s)


The cake is a lie

Posted by: GLADOS at February 14, 2015 03:26 AM (0Ew3K)

706 704
Yeah GGE, just keep telling yourself you're just gonna see what happens
next, that's all. But I like the fact you're not just there for the
cake. That's a good man. Wish these allergies would let me sleep...

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 14, 2015 03:25 AM (f858s)


Do you have a HEPA filter? We used to use one in the bedroom before I put the electrostatic precipitator in the main air line.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 03:27 AM (T1005)

707 ====on the upside that would have certainly have helped the virginal form of me find the damn thing.


Posted by: jc at February 14, 2015 03:22 AM (iRJ+A)


If that's the shit I would have seen for my first time I would still be a virgin. or a fucking monk.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2015 03:30 AM (FMbng)

708 ====on the upside that would have certainly have helped the virginal form of me find the damn thing.


Posted by: jc at February 14, 2015 03:22 AM (iRJ+A)


If that's the shit I would have seen for my first time I would still be a virgin. or a fucking monk.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2015 03:30 AM (FMbng)


Maybe not all girls are icky...

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 14, 2015 03:34 AM (0Ew3K)

709 Do you have a HEPA filter? We used to use one in the bedroom before I put the electrostatic precipitator in the main air line.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 03:27 AM (T1005)


I got the biggest Honeywell money can buy,right next to me,going full blast. Love the damn thing. A Claritin d on board with two benadryl. Oh not spotting and my eyes are no longer watering, but now I'm wired and feeling funky miserable

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 14, 2015 03:34 AM (f858s)

710 but now I'm wired

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 14, 2015 03:34 AM (f858s)


Why, hello there...

Posted by: Chyna at February 14, 2015 03:37 AM (0Ew3K)

711 707
====on the upside that would have certainly have helped the virginal form of me find the damn thing.





Posted by: jc at February 14, 2015 03:22 AM (iRJ+A)





If that's the shit I would have seen for my first time I would still be a virgin. or a fucking monk.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2015 03:30 AM (FMbng)

====remember that old tune "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah?" It was written by Alan Sherman. He also wrote a book called "Rape of the APE." APE was an acronym for American Puritan Ethic.
Anyway, the book was generally just a hodgepodge of stuff from the point of view of a middle-aged man looking back and laughing about sex.
Well for some stupid reason I saw it in a book store as a teenage virgin and I read the damn thing. From then on I was a geeky teenaged virgin with a jaundiced middle aged view of why sex is funny.
Long story short --- not the best way for a youngster to get laid.

Posted by: jc at February 14, 2015 03:37 AM (iRJ+A)

712 Ugh!!!! That auto cucumber will be the death of me.... not SNOTTING. ANY LONGER. Spotting is a whole not her end ' s complaint.

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 14, 2015 03:38 AM (f858s)

713 707
====on the upside that would have certainly have helped the virginal form of me find the damn thing.





Posted by: jc at February 14, 2015 03:22 AM (iRJ+A)





If that's the shit I would have seen for my first time I would still be a virgin. or a fucking monk.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2015 03:30 AM (FMbng)


I dunno....by the time I'd pawed around and squeezed and inhaled the aroma of her hair -- kissed the back of her neck and tickled her a bit -- when we'd clung together and rubbed each other where it felt right....by the time I got down there, it wouldn't have much surprised me to encounter a knothole in a 1x6....and probably wouldn't've slowed me down if I did.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 03:39 AM (T1005)

714 709
Do you have a HEPA filter? We used to use one in the bedroom before I put the electrostatic precipitator in the main air line.



Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 03:27 AM (T1005)





I got the biggest Honeywell money can buy,right next to me,going
full blast. Love the damn thing. A Claritin d on board with two
benadryl. Oh not spotting and my eyes are no longer watering, but now
I'm wired and feeling funky miserable

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at February 14, 2015 03:34 AM (f858s)


I was coughing up crap for a day afterward. It's probably the benadryl that has you wired.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 03:42 AM (T1005)

715 If that's the shit I would have seen for my first time I would still be a virgin. or a fucking monk.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2015 03:30 AM (FMbng)


I dunno....by the time I'd pawed around and squeezed and inhaled the aroma of her hair -- kissed the back of her neck and tickled her a bit -- when we'd clung together and rubbed each other where it felt right....by the time I got down there, it wouldn't have much surprised me to encounter a knothole in a 1x6....and probably wouldn't've slowed me down if I did.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 03:39 AM (T1005)


Word.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVXmMMSo47s

Posted by: Ray Davies at February 14, 2015 03:42 AM (0Ew3K)

716
Re: 50 Shades of Gray -- You knew from the number of actors that rejected the parts and the way DM was shilling for it, it was a bust. Why even hire Dakota Johnson besides the fact she has famous parents?

Still, the writer made 90 mil plus another 5 mil for the movie rights. I'm all about capitalism.

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 14, 2015 03:47 AM (iQIUe)

717 715
If that's the shit I would have seen for my first time I would still be a virgin. or a fucking monk.



Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2015 03:30 AM (FMbng)





I dunno....by the time I'd pawed around and squeezed and inhaled the
aroma of her hair -- kissed the back of her neck and tickled her a bit
-- when we'd clung together and rubbed each other where it felt
right....by the time I got down there, it wouldn't have much surprised
me to encounter a knothole in a 1x6....and probably wouldn't've slowed
me down if I did.



Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 03:39 AM (T1005)



Word.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVXmMMSo47s





Posted by: Ray Davies at February 14, 2015 03:42 AM (0Ew3K)


Well, Ray -- I would still have been expecting a hole.....

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 03:47 AM (T1005)

718 Night all.

So... it turns out the hentai anime "Starless and Bible Black" was based on a song by King Crimson:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAAqAnCBNKQ

Posted by: The Starless Hat at February 14, 2015 03:51 AM (0Ew3K)

719 Thrillers from the 70s are so much better than the crap we have now. One, because they are based on popular novels and have actual plots. Two, they don't relay on technology that doesnt exist or stupid cell phones. I'm sick of cellphones that always work everywhere (who believes that?) or having to read text messages on a cellphone on a movie screen. Annoying as fuck.

Anyway, movies that have held up thru time:

Day of the Jackal
Odessa File
Black Sunday

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 14, 2015 03:52 AM (iQIUe)

720 3 Days of the Condor.


Even if it does have that asshole in it. Only good thing he ever did without Newman to carry him.

Posted by: jc at February 14, 2015 03:58 AM (iRJ+A)

721
I dunno....by the time I'd pawed around and squeezed and inhaled the aroma of her hair -- kissed the back of her neck and tickled her a bit -- when we'd clung together and rubbed each other where it felt right....by the time I got down there, it wouldn't have much surprised me to encounter a knothole in a 1x6....and probably wouldn't've slowed me down if I did.


Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 03:39 AM (T1005)


Oh hell no, no fucking way, nope, no god damn way, nooooo. I don't care if she was sucking me off to where I had to pull the bed sheets out of my ass when she was done. As soon as I seen that dick looking thing I would have left a vapor trail. I would have grew warp nacelles.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2015 04:06 AM (FMbng)

722
Havent seen 3 Days of the Condor since the 70s. May have to watch it again. Not thrilled about seeing Redford and Dunaway rolling around.

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 14, 2015 04:06 AM (iQIUe)

723
I hate how loud music and special effects have displaced plot. Even in documentaries, there is so much noise and camera effects. Everything is zoom zoom, pan, blur, weird drums and sound effects. WTF?

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 14, 2015 04:09 AM (iQIUe)

724 Oh, farkleschnitz! Fine, I'll tell the story....



So, my first job in accounting, I ended up as a staff accountant for a small CPA firm in Encino. Our firm shared a reception area with another firm, and the other firm had a staff accountant we'll call M. Now M had worked for this other accountant some years back and had taken a little personal detour involving motorcycle gangs, currency counterfeiting, high-flying LA partying, and other suchlike (which I only put together after the fact)....and when she went back to the accountant to get a reference to help her reintegrate to society, he'd scooped her up.




One of the odd things that fell out of this was that she had personal clients of her own. One, in particular, was odd in that the client would forward various business documents wrapped up in 20-30 rubber bands.




At first, we started having lunch together, but as time went on, it turned into seeing each other quite a bit. Until one evening, we're blasting around in her black Trans-Am and she suggests we visit that client. Turns out, it was a gay bar with a TS/TV cabaret in the back. The Maitre d' whisks us up to the very best table and offers us drinks, and away we go.....




It was actually a very nice show, great deal of variety, quite a bit of talent exhibited, and I was with this entrancing girl.....so I was laughing and smiling and having a great time. At the end, M says that she needs to go powder her nose, so I patiently wait.




A couple of minutes later, she comes back, and she's flustered with a greenish tinge, and she says, "let's go." I'm startled, and start to stammer out, "are you ok?" and she cuts me off with "Let's. Go." So, off we went to the black Trans-Am at a hurried stagger, and we climb in and drive away. I was hoping that I'd done nothing to ruin the mood -- things seemed so joyful and carefree just moments before.




And we get a couple of miles down the freeway, and I ask, "what's wrong?" And that's when she says, through clenched teeth, "they were comparing vaginas in there." I blurted out, "What?!?", and she continued, "one said to another, 'that's a very pretty one' and the other one said, 'it should be, it cost me $8,000'".




You can well imagine the amount of self-control it required to keep from uncontrollable laughter at this point. Instead, I said, "I see" -- and wondered how the hell this evening was going to end up.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 04:11 AM (T1005)

725 722


Havent seen 3 Days of the Condor since the 70s. May have to watch
it again. Not thrilled about seeing Redford and Dunaway rolling around.

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 14, 2015 04:06 AM (iQIUe)

====Von Sydow makes it worth it on his own.

Posted by: jc at February 14, 2015 04:12 AM (iRJ+A)

726 ====Von Sydow makes it worth it on his own.

He's still kicking and still working.

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 14, 2015 04:14 AM (iQIUe)

727 Obviously, lutefish is the key to eternal life...

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 14, 2015 04:14 AM (iQIUe)

728 -Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 04:11 AM (T1005)

The question was, "Is this your handwriting?"

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 14, 2015 04:17 AM (16bOT)

729 hey Slap

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 14, 2015 04:20 AM (OsWis)

730
I've been watching Wolf Hall. At first I didn't like it but now I do.

Posted by: Bruce J. at February 14, 2015 04:21 AM (iQIUe)

731 Hiya, SMFH... just woke up. What a snooze.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 14, 2015 04:23 AM (16bOT)

732 728
-Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 04:11 AM (T1005)



The question was, "Is this your handwriting?"

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 14, 2015 04:17 AM (16bOT)


I already knew what I had with me.

The funny part is that she'd continually try to shock me and I'd be, "whatever" -- and half the time she'd shock herself. One time, we're bombing around in her Trans-Am and she says, "heh -- we're about two blocks from this biker bar where I used to hang. I should take you in and show you around." When I said, "ok", she turned to me in obvious alarm and said, "Cooth -- you'd be killed...."

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 04:29 AM (T1005)

733 Well, I didn't get the two degrees I wanted, but I'm not going to stay up longer to get the other one.....Happy Valentine's Day to all.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 04:32 AM (T1005)

734 G'Night, cooth!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 14, 2015 04:34 AM (16bOT)

735 I can't believe that I woke-up face-down on the keyboard.

Beer is a helluva thing.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 14, 2015 04:38 AM (16bOT)

736 My cheek wrote something, but it makes no sense. That's the last time I entrust it with anything.

What the hell does MKIOL,.;P['/] even mean?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 14, 2015 04:41 AM (16bOT)

737 What the hell does MKIOL,.;P['/] even mean?

We know and we're not telling.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighbors At The NSA at February 14, 2015 04:46 AM (47ca9)

738 niters cooth.

Slap, try a bed next time ; >

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 14, 2015 04:46 AM (OsWis)

739 What the hell does MKIOL,.;P['/] even mean?
-------------------------
Sounds Yiddish. Ask JJ.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 14, 2015 04:47 AM (+YvQf)

740 Face Cheek; Double Agent. Great.

My ass-cheeks have undoubtedly signed me up for all sorts of shit.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 14, 2015 04:49 AM (16bOT)

741 hey chi

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 14, 2015 04:50 AM (OsWis)

742 "Slap, try a bed next time ; >"
-Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 14, 2015 04:46 AM (OsWis)

I usually do, but ...beer.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 14, 2015 04:51 AM (16bOT)

743 Hi, Ma'am. And Slap.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 14, 2015 04:55 AM (+YvQf)

744 Wow... I was reading up-thread and I actually said a prayer for someone.

I'm not sure that it even made sense.

Insomnia is one helluva thing.

-At least there was no Vicodin involved. ...oof.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 14, 2015 04:59 AM (16bOT)

745 Howdy, chi. Going to bed soon. Primarily after this beer chills on my windowsill. *meh* ...good enough.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 14, 2015 05:01 AM (16bOT)

746 Wow... I was a busy-beaver. I thought I was out of smokes, but I must've rolled six packs in my "sleep".

CheeseandCrackers!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 14, 2015 05:05 AM (16bOT)

747 745
Thanks for reminding me - I left a six pack on the back porch Monday night. It's probably a block of ice now. About 20 degrees out the, and will only get worse over the weekend. ..

Posted by: shredded chi at February 14, 2015 05:08 AM (+YvQf)

748 Yeah... it is frozen.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 14, 2015 05:09 AM (16bOT)

749 Let it thaw in the fridge and it'll be fine in two days.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 14, 2015 05:10 AM (16bOT)

750 Not a big deal now. Ill let it thaw enough to have a couple tomorrow. Didn't drink much at all this week, so I may go get some decent bourbon for a treat.
I bet I'll be a cheap date tomorrow night...

Posted by: shredded chi at February 14, 2015 05:14 AM (+YvQf)

751 The Pillow Calls...

G'Night Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 14, 2015 05:15 AM (16bOT)

752 Night, Slap.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 14, 2015 05:17 AM (+YvQf)

753 niters Slap

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 14, 2015 05:18 AM (OsWis)

754 Good Morning! Anyone still here?

Posted by: Carol at February 14, 2015 05:23 AM (sj3Ax)

755 Good morning, Miss Carol.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 14, 2015 05:30 AM (+YvQf)

756 Good Morning, Shredded Chi.
How's weather there?

Posted by: Carol at February 14, 2015 05:33 AM (sj3Ax)

757 About 20 degrees. Will warm up a bit, then start dropping rest of the weekend. May hit single digit temps by Monday morning.
I have to remember to let the water trickle a bit tomorrow night!

We had a little dusting of snow here a few days ago, and Shirley complained, then t an to the store for bread and milk...
I just laughed at her and thought of you.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 14, 2015 05:41 AM (+YvQf)

758 Shredded Cho,
It's 5 degrees here now. Worst of snow is supposed to be this afternoon with a lull & brunt tomorrow.

I've got local news & in parts of Boston they're moving or melting snow but they aren't going to do that on side street in city I live in.

Some idiot just complained that they can't dump snow into ocean.

Posted by: Carol at February 14, 2015 05:59 AM (sj3Ax)

759 Well, the weather looks interesting, but it's not living up to the hype the forecasters have warned about.

Still, it is never wise to mock the weather gods. We could still get buried, but I'm thinking, not buried, not this time.

Went to look at Toronto and Halifax, but either Canada doesn't have weather radar, or doesn't put it online, or the weather channel can't link to the display, or something, because all the weather channel will show is the forecast and satellite images of cloud cover. (Alert, Nunavut hasn't reported in yet.)

Buffalo is getting snow, but then it's Buffalo.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 14, 2015 06:17 AM (8Ce3l)

760 Resolute, Nunavut current conditions minus 36 on the F scale. "feels like" minus 55

McMurdo is a balm 21 degrees and sunny. A nice day to be outside.

National Climate Data Center, NOAA
data dump
http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/sotc/global/2014/02/

See? Global warming. It's science.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 14, 2015 06:41 AM (8Ce3l)

761 I think they over hyped this storm. Boston MBTA is shutting down Sunday.

Posted by: Carol at February 14, 2015 06:56 AM (sj3Ax)

762 G'morning, all

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 14, 2015 07:07 AM (Z8FQp)

763 we've got a lot of snow and bitter cold, about 4 degrees and wind chill

I've also got some neighbors what moved up from south Carolina or whatever who have a golden retriever they leave out. dog is going to die, howls a lot. my Texas wife is telling me to leave it be.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 14, 2015 07:11 AM (Cq0oW)

764 we've got a lot of snow and bitter cold, about 4 degrees and wind chill

I've also got some neighbors what moved up from south Carolina or whatever who have a golden retriever they leave out. dog is going to die, howls a lot. my Texas wife is telling me to leave it be.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 14, 2015 07:11 AM (Cq0oW)

765 oops

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 14, 2015 07:11 AM (Cq0oW)

766 anyway i ask her. she said some not all southerners have a more livestock or property attitude toward pets, or believe dogs belong outside only, whatever. and calling the cops or animal control is the fastest way to have them go apeshit on us.

which i know. northerners might bring the dog in, but telling someone to do it is like calling them dumbass to their face.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 14, 2015 07:17 AM (Cq0oW)

767 Good Morning, Again.
I'm cleaning, dusting, polishing, etc.

Posted by: Carol at February 14, 2015 07:18 AM (sj3Ax)

768 300 All those "conservative" web sites? Hell, I'd have a hard time even pirating a decent cartoon from all but one of them!

I second the thrown B.S. flag!

Posted by: Brian William's Panties at February 14, 2015 07:18 AM (aXCDY)

769 i don't know what to do

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 14, 2015 07:19 AM (Cq0oW)

770 Busby
Me neither, but id be tempted to bring the thing home.

They're obviously idiots, or assholes, or both, so pissing them off wouldn't bother me one bit. Id probably just go tell them to bring it in or face animal cruelty charges (a felony here).

That or take the owner outside and chain his ass to a tree for a while.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 14, 2015 07:27 AM (+YvQf)

771 766
anyway i ask her. she said some not all southerners have a more
livestock or property attitude toward pets, or believe dogs belong
outside only, whatever. and calling the cops or animal control is the
fastest way to have them go apeshit on us.



which i know. northerners might bring the dog in, but telling someone to do it is like calling them dumbass to their face.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 14, 2015 07:17 AM (Cq0oW)


Just go over and talk to 'em. "Ever get this cold where you're from? Yeah, happens every three or four years here....people lose animals outside because they freeze to death."

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2015 10:43 AM (T1005)

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