Prostitutes: Dominique Strauss Kahn Raped Us Too

If you remember, back in 2011, a hotel maid at the Sofitel hotel in NYC accused former head of the IMF Dominque Strauss Kahn of rape.

That case was ultimately dropped by prosecutors who moved to dismiss the charges entirely because they no longer had any faith in the claims made by the alleged victim.

Nevertheless, DSK ultimately settled a civil case with her.

Wikipedia says the amount of the settlement was around $1.5 million.

Wikipedia has a hell of a run-down on the credibility problems with the complaining witness, one Ms. Diallo.

Her credibility problems aside, a lot of other women are making complaints about Dominique Strauss Kahn's behavior.

Dominique Strauss-Kahn admitted to a French court on Wednesday that he is "rougher" in bed than most men -- but claimed he had no clue the prostitutes he slept with hated it so much.
After two former hookers described brutal sexual encounters with the disgracedformer International Monetary Fund chief, he said he finally understands the sex wasn't as good for them as it was for him.
"I think I must have a form of sexuality which is rougher than the average. I am beginning to realize that and I deplore it. But I had no idea at the time that these experiences were so unpleasant as the women now say," he said, according to the UK Independent.
That testimony came earlier in the pimping trial fter a former prostitute claimed Strauss-Kahn forced her to have anal sex at a wild orgy -- and even smiled while she cried -- and after a second former prostitute called sex with him "more than unpleasant."

DSK is on trial in France for aggravated pimping. Prostitution is allowed in France, but pimping isn't. The "aggravated" part of the pimping, if I remember right, has to do with the prostitutes being underage.

For his part, DSK says he didn't know these women were prostitutes, and thought that young women came to his orgies just because he's such a rapscallion.

He arranged these orgies with prostitutes in NY and Paris as well as the main locus, a northern French city called Lille.

He said this, which is awesome:

Strauss-Kahn said on Tuesday that he used the wild upscale hotel orgies as a way to release the stress of "saving the world."

(Brian Williams just emailed to say that when he was bangin' 'em two at a time at the Tropicana, he was doing it to save the world, too.)

He says he saved the world during the 2007-2008 financial crisis, and he says that he's had enough of your ilk asking him if he likes Butt Stuff. (No really, he said today that he's had "just about enough" of questions about his sexual proclivities.)

That means this old guest column is current again.

By the way, before this guy was derailed by the rape allegation in 2011, he was the favorite to be the Socialist candidate for president in 2012, and would have won the presidency had his career not been upended.

Posted by: Ace at 08:16 PM

Comments

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1 Why is it always underage girls?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2015 08:19 PM (wt/Oq)

2 Sorry Gabe....I'm going with the DSK buttsecks thread....

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2015 08:20 PM (MDgS8)

3 Stop the rotation, I want off this planet of sick people.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 11, 2015 08:20 PM (cO3G6)

4 "Strauss-Kahn said on Tuesday that he used the wild upscale hotel orgies as a way to release the stress of "saving the world."

Well, fuck it. Obama uses golf to release the stress of destroying it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 11, 2015 08:20 PM (FMbng)

5 "Aggravated pimping," huh? I like it!

Posted by: Sport at February 11, 2015 08:20 PM (AFsCH)

6 Thank heaven for little girls....

Posted by: Maurice Chevalier at February 11, 2015 08:20 PM (l3vZN)

7 And this thread shall be terminated in 5..4..3..2..1....

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2015 08:20 PM (MDgS8)

8 Pimp My Dominatrix!

Posted by: Dominque Strauss Kahn at February 11, 2015 08:20 PM (8ZskC)

9 And here comes the enstompening...

Also hard cider.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at February 11, 2015 08:21 PM (m9V0o)

10 I'm tired. Tired of being admired. Tired of love and desire.

Posted by: Madeline Strauss Kahn at February 11, 2015 08:23 PM (8ZskC)

11 1.5 mil is some seriously expensive saving the world buttsecks.

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2015 08:24 PM (MDgS8)

12 Not only was my helicopter hit by gunfire and RPGs, Dominque Strauss Kahn also shot his load at it.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 11, 2015 08:24 PM (YiBLC)

13 Was DSK ever in a college fraternity?

Posted by: EC at February 11, 2015 08:24 PM (doBIb)

14 here's to hoping for an Epstein - Clinton nexus to all this.

Posted by: vinman at February 11, 2015 08:24 PM (nefLa)

15 "I smoke a bit more than most." - Three pack a day smoker.

"I lie a bit more than most." - Bill Clinton.

"I like cheesecake a bit more than most." - Michael Moore

We all have a tendency to soft-pedal our excesses.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2015 08:25 PM (wt/Oq)

16 "I am beginning to realize that and I deplore it. But I had no idea at the time that these experiences were so unpleasant as the women now say,"

First of all, he's a ugly man in more ways than one. I would consider any sort of bodily contact with him an unpleasant experience.

Secondly, how old is this ahole and he's just starting to realize that forcibly jamming it up someone's ass might just be painful and not fun at all for the person being sodomized? Hey, monsieur, you go to jail and have the French equivalent of Bubba (I believe he's called Achmed) try it with you and see how pleasant you find it.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 11, 2015 08:26 PM (+XMAD)

17 Oh, shit. Not again with the anal.

Posted by: Anne Hathaway at February 11, 2015 08:26 PM (+Fae7)

18 I made it to the title of the old special guest commentary before I started laughing.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 11, 2015 08:26 PM (z/Ubi)

19 Is an Epstein - Clinton nexus like aggressive hotel buttsecks?

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2015 08:26 PM (MDgS8)

20 I need lots of relief from, er, Saving the World, too. It takes a lot out of heroic figures like me and DSK.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 11, 2015 08:27 PM (vd4oB)

21 Oh, shit. Not again with the anal.

I know, right?

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 11, 2015 08:27 PM (8ZskC)

22 "For his part, DSK says he didn't know these women were prostitutes, and thought that young women came to his orgies just because he's such a rapscallion."

Yeah. He's such an Adonis.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 11, 2015 08:27 PM (+XMAD)

23 What the hell is it with Leftists and underage prostitutes?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 11, 2015 08:28 PM (+Fae7)

24 17 Oh, shit. Not again with the anal.Posted by: Anne Hathaway at February 11, 2015 08:26 PM (+Fae7)

Yes Anne...that's where were going. Again.

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2015 08:28 PM (MDgS8)

25 Is Dominique Strauss-Kahn gonna have to choke a bitch?

Posted by: Dominique Strauss-Kahn at February 11, 2015 08:29 PM (ufrZ6)

26 Levi Strauss makes some rough jeans.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 11, 2015 08:29 PM (NeFrd)

27 "You don't rape prostitutes. They're already dead inside." - Peter Griffin

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 11, 2015 08:29 PM (RpRcu)

28 @20 I need lots of relief from, er, Saving the World, too. It takes a lot out of heroic figures like me and DSK.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 11, 2015 08:27 PM (vd4oB)
------------------------

Hopefully you haven't also forced yourself on your partner's daughter...

Posted by: junior at February 11, 2015 08:29 PM (UWFpX)

29 An old fat guy & a prostitute push gabe down. This is something I can stand behind.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at February 11, 2015 08:29 PM (MbqmP)

30 Yeah, no closeted gay panic here folks.

None. at. all.

Cuz you know nothing says that I have absolutely no gay issues at all

like anal sex with underage, undeveloped girls.

Nope. No whiff of teh they about that at all.

Posted by: DSK at February 11, 2015 08:29 PM (KBvAm)

31 Did he drink the champagne from her starfish?

If not, poseur.

Posted by: Steve Croft at February 11, 2015 08:29 PM (+Fae7)

32 Dominique Strauss Kahn? Sodomy sprees in the Superdome...witnessed it with my own eyes.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 11, 2015 08:30 PM (vd4oB)

33 17 Oh, shit. Not again with the anal.
Posted by: Anne Hathaway at February 11, 2015 08:26 PM (+Fae7)

It could be an '09 Memorial Day ONT....

Posted by: Grabthar's Hammer at February 11, 2015 08:30 PM (Edob3)

34 Sodomy wasn't just a city in Gamorrah...

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2015 08:31 PM (MDgS8)

35 Now you know what happens on my night off.

Posted by: The Chicken at February 11, 2015 08:31 PM (+Fae7)

36 Stompy post is stompy.

Posted by: rickl at February 11, 2015 08:31 PM (sdi6R)

37 It takes a village to rear a child.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 11, 2015 08:31 PM (NeFrd)

38 Those women weren't specifically targeted...

Posted by: Josh Earnest at February 11, 2015 08:32 PM (FcR7P)

39 Did he drink the champagne from her starfish?

Ah yes, la fontaine puante d'amour.

Posted by: Dominque Strauss Kahn at February 11, 2015 08:32 PM (8ZskC)

40 The places those French put peanut butter.

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at February 11, 2015 08:32 PM (+Fae7)

41 Buttsecks gets stomped by french buttsecks!

Posted by: tbodie at February 11, 2015 08:32 PM (GWm7j)

42 The quality use of "rapscallion" and the conclusion, including the word "upended" -?

I'm simply of no credible mind to manage that sort of craftsmanship.

*bows out*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 11, 2015 08:32 PM (16bOT)

43 Apparently he did not heed alexthechicks warning about the lube.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 11, 2015 08:32 PM (z/Ubi)

44 rapscallion = ghetto onion?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 11, 2015 08:33 PM (NeFrd)

45 The places those French put peanut butter.

Looks more like Nutella.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 11, 2015 08:34 PM (8ZskC)

46 I remember feading that column but I didn't post much then. I think I glanced here every day but didn't comment until 2013,

Don't comment on old POSTS or I believe that BanHammer automaticslly clicks in.

Posted by: Carol at February 11, 2015 08:34 PM (sj3Ax)

47 Mr Khan is a great man of stature, and should not be subject to these rumors.

Also, he gets Grade A underage poon for us all.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at February 11, 2015 08:34 PM (+Fae7)

48 Butt sex? Yessssssssssss!

Posted by: Alison Williams at February 11, 2015 08:35 PM (B+HTd)

49 France deserved him as President. Orgies in the Lourve.

Posted by: Jean at February 11, 2015 08:35 PM (ztOda)

50 If you pay them, it's more of waterboarding versus rape-rape.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at February 11, 2015 08:36 PM (kFxpe)

51 Well, it was almost-rape.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at February 11, 2015 08:37 PM (Dwehj)

52 Orgies in the Lourve.

We didn't start the fire ...

Posted by: Billy Joel updates some lyrics at February 11, 2015 08:37 PM (bymO+)

53 Doninique Klaus-Barbe, the Lecher of Lyon.

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 11, 2015 08:37 PM (2o6Wj)

54 "I think I must have a form of sexuality which is rougher than the average. I am beginning to realize that and I deplore it. But I had no idea at the time that these experiences were so unpleasant as the women now say,"

From this day forward, that will be my excuse to everything.

Posted by: wooga at February 11, 2015 08:37 PM (lwpmP)

55 Call me poppa don

Posted by: Dur dur dur dee dur at February 11, 2015 08:37 PM (YtWJn)

56 After a few more years, we won't tolerate this.

Posted by: Rotherham Police at February 11, 2015 08:37 PM (GuwT9)

57 Who thought all woman don't love dry anal?

Posted by: Kobe at February 11, 2015 08:38 PM (kFxpe)

58 Before everyone gets on their high horse about violent sexual assault against underage hookers I'd like to remind you all of the crusades

Posted by: El Barack al Obama at February 11, 2015 08:39 PM (B+HTd)

59 What's the point of anal if she doesn't cry at least a little?

She might as well be laughing at your dick.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 11, 2015 08:40 PM (X9Mnx)

60 Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!

Posted by: T.J. Hooker at February 11, 2015 08:40 PM (LZDKQ)

61 Argh....I want FEMEN to punch him right in the nose.

Posted by: Stephanie at February 11, 2015 08:40 PM (sF0CB)

62 "54 "I think I must have a form of sexuality which is rougher than the average. I am beginning to realize that and I deplore it. But I had no idea at the time that these experiences were so unpleasant as the women now say,"

Dude. Duuuuude.

Posted by: Lauren at February 11, 2015 08:40 PM (Y1Jhk)

63 DSK has been my friend for many years. Many. Years.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 11, 2015 08:41 PM (B+HTd)

64 How can a guy who is so smart and save the world think underage girls want to fuck their grandpa?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2015 08:41 PM (I8HI7)

65 So what you're saying is, if the reporters persist in their questioning, we will all feel his wrath?

Posted by: goatexchange at February 11, 2015 08:41 PM (gV041)

66 Does this guy know how to party, or what?

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at February 11, 2015 08:42 PM (GuwT9)

67 I think I know where the real rape culture is.

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2015 08:42 PM (Rx8ML)

68 58 Before everyone gets on their high horse about violent sexual assault against underage hookers I'd like to remind you all of the crusades

Posted by: El Barack al Obama at February 11, 2015 08:39 PM (B+HTd)

Yes, because the Children's Crusade ended about the same way. Thanks for reminding us of the medieval (and current) Islamic views on selling people into sexual slavery.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2015 08:42 PM (wt/Oq)

69 Uh deed nut meyan do do dat deen een youwass.

Posted by: DSK at February 11, 2015 08:42 PM (16bOT)

70 Ted K & Chris Dodd sandwiched at least one waitress between those two old fat perverts,

Posted by: Carol at February 11, 2015 08:44 PM (sj3Ax)

71 Dom, did they blow you first?

Posted by: Mel Gibson at February 11, 2015 08:44 PM (De8Fy)

72
I think I know where the real rape culture is.

But it isn't Rape Culture - Rape Culture because they're saving tehworldz.....

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2015 08:44 PM (MDgS8)

73 Those girls certainly don't want to engage in anal sex. Can you imagine, bearing the next generation of lawyers that way?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 11, 2015 08:44 PM (RzZOc)

74 I remember when my whore went down under enemy fire...

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 11, 2015 08:45 PM (MMC8r)

75 he finally understands the sex wasn't as good for them as it was for him

Shit, I installed a few hard wood floors, & I honestly believe the homeowners enjoyed it more than I did. Which is why they paid me instead of grubbing around on the floor themselves. I think I'm going to go to court & claim I was raped.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at February 11, 2015 08:45 PM (MbqmP)

76 I keep asking, at what point have 'they' gone to far. 'They' being the rich and powerful.

But first we'll have to regulate political speech. Can't have the masses criticising their leaders.

Posted by: J.T. Grungtherd at February 11, 2015 08:45 PM (n9Dwb)

77 Butt-Babies and Ghetto Onions.

...The Freaking Horde.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 11, 2015 08:46 PM (16bOT)

78 "For his part, DSK says he didn't know these women were prostitutes, and thought that young women came to his orgies just because he's such a rapscallion."

It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.

Posted by: President William Jefferson Clinton at February 11, 2015 08:46 PM (noWW6)

79 I banged a hooker in the ass just to watch her cry.

Posted by: Dominique Straus Kash at February 11, 2015 08:48 PM (z/Ubi)

80 77 Butt-Babies and Ghetto Onions.

...The Freaking Horde.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T)

I saw Butt-Babies and Ghetto Onions open for Korn and Hole at Ozzfest '98.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at February 11, 2015 08:48 PM (GuwT9)

81 Hookers charge extra for buttseks.

Posted by: Eliott Spitter at February 11, 2015 08:49 PM (5fSr7)

82 Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at February 11, 2015 08:49 PM (De8Fy)

83 79 I banged a hooker in the ass just to watch her cry.

Posted by: Dominique Straus Kash at February 11, 2015 08:48 PM (z/Ubi)

Was it in Reno?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2015 08:49 PM (wt/Oq)

84 See what happens when you are forced to repress homosexual tendencies in youth?

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 11, 2015 08:49 PM (2o6Wj)

85 If DSK lived in the desert like I do he could make these problems go away with lots less publicity

Posted by: Hairy Reid at February 11, 2015 08:50 PM (B+HTd)

86 DSK should check with guys his age and level of physical attractiveness but poor/powerless and see how much the babes are all over them.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 11, 2015 08:51 PM (MMC8r)

87 >>>I banged a hooker in the ass just to watch her cry.

Posted by: Dominique Straus Kash at February 11, 2015 08:48 PM (z/Ubi)

Was it in Reno?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2015 08:49 PM (wt/Oq)<<<

I "shot" a hooker in the ass, in a Renault, just to watch her cry.

Posted by: DSK (The Man In Back) at February 11, 2015 08:52 PM (LZDKQ)

88 Publicans and sinners can gain the Kingdom, but saving the world has been done already.
Consider, Dear Morons, "Shepherd is the Lamb", by the O.C. Supertones.
[Deep background in M.E. transhumance at "The Soul Shepherd" at sourceflix.com]

...you and me

Posted by: Outarange Guy at February 11, 2015 08:52 PM (6t/ox)

89 The HAS to be a gin & tonic joke here that involves underage hookers, fellating a juniper tree, Brian Williams' daughter, The Crusades, and Keith Olbermann. I'm THIS close, butt I Kahn't come up with it.

Posted by: goatexchange at February 11, 2015 08:53 PM (gV041)

90 There's nobody who lives so well as a European socialist.

I think, deep in their hearts, Europeans think that the government people *should* live better than regular people.

They're in government, after all. They've gone to the right schools, climbed the proper cursus honorum, all assisted by family connections.

Always replacing one aristocracy with another.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 11, 2015 08:53 PM (b4b5c)

91 *There

Posted by: goatexchange at February 11, 2015 08:53 PM (gV041)

92 A good old fashioned orgy.

http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=nYlr_aDlkvo

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 11, 2015 08:54 PM (2o6Wj)

93 79 Thread winner.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 11, 2015 08:54 PM (u82oZ)

94 Prostitution, meh, bad things happen. Guy is still a d*ck.

Posted by: Edmund Burke's Shade at February 11, 2015 08:54 PM (cmBvC)

95
Exactly right A-dude.

Socialism is aristocracy. Quite apparently.

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2015 08:55 PM (MDgS8)

96 So glad I'm into bukkake.

Posted by: Patrick at February 11, 2015 08:56 PM (+Fae7)

97 There's nobody who lives so well as a European socialist.

Some pigs are more equal than others.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 11, 2015 08:57 PM (MMC8r)

98 I've never seen the appeal of an orgie. I would rather not see most of the world bumping uglies.

Posted by: Lauren at February 11, 2015 08:58 PM (Y1Jhk)

99 Let me be the first to note that John Wick (2014), starring the wooden Keanu Reaves is as bad as one would expect. Completely pointless, it is saved only by the smooth taut buttocks of Russian whores on prominent display and the overload of the ole Ultraviolence what..

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 11, 2015 08:58 PM (rwI+c)

100 90 Posted by: AmishDude at February 11, 2015 08:53 PM (b4b5c)

Yeah, I think you have hit on it, they have never really gotten the aristocracy out of their bloodstream. Even the French or Russian revolution as bloody as they were to the nobility seemed to be done by people who wanted to get rid of one absolute authority and replace it with their own. Meet the new boss...

You have to wonder at the special brand of inspiration that went into the American Revolution where the first thing the guys who won did was circumscribe in every way they could think of, their own power.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2015 08:58 PM (wt/Oq)

101 I hate to go OT this early in the thread but Megyn Kelly is reporting that the State Department ordered the Marines in Yemen to hand over their weapons before leaving the country. Still unclear who they handed them to.

Unbelievable.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2015 08:58 PM (g1DWB)

102
I realize my amorous interest in perfect athletic female bodies is excessive, and I deplore it.

Is that how this works, even if you aren't an enarquiste?

Posted by: rhomboid at February 11, 2015 08:59 PM (afQnV)

103 http://i.___ur.com/09ySEII.jpg?1

Posted by: dri at February 11, 2015 08:59 PM (/CnZS)

104 Brian Williams would be proud if it was his daughter. She's very "proffesional."

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 11, 2015 08:59 PM (2o6Wj)

105 Jeez, I remember when our elite leaders just engaged in harmless past times like toe sucking and BJs.

Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at February 11, 2015 09:00 PM (Z+7WE)

106 He could show Reggie and Barry some tricks it sounds like!

Posted by: Killerdog at February 11, 2015 09:00 PM (vntmB)

107
You have to wonder at the special brand of inspiration that went into the American Revolution where the first thing the guys who won did was circumscribe in every way they could think of, their own power.

Hard to imagine now......

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2015 09:00 PM (MDgS8)

108 "The Unzippered Princeling and the Serving Wench" by Steyn, 2011:

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/-301346--.html

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 11, 2015 09:00 PM (KH1sk)

109 KAAAAHHHHNNN! That Shatner cracks me up!DSK should do what I do - go to Sex Island!

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at February 11, 2015 09:00 PM (fY+fw)

110 http://i.___ur.com/09ySEII.jpg?1

Posted by: dri at February 11, 2015 09:00 PM (/CnZS)

111 Even the French or Russian revolution as bloody as they were to the nobility seemed to be done by people who wanted to get rid of one absolute authority and replace it with their own. Meet the new boss...

Almost all of the major French revolutionaries were lawyers, including Robespierre.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 11, 2015 09:02 PM (b4b5c)

112 http://i.___ur.com/09ySEII.jpg?1

Posted by: dri at February 11, 2015 09:02 PM (/CnZS)

113 Link no work dri.

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2015 09:02 PM (MDgS8)

114 Pastimes. Not 'past times'.

If I hear one more story about our elite sucking champaigne out of an underage butt, I'm going to build a rocket and nuke this place from space.

Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at February 11, 2015 09:02 PM (Z+7WE)

115 French chopped their heads off, great idea.

Posted by: Edmund Burke's Shade at February 11, 2015 09:03 PM (cmBvC)

116 Bunga bunga!!!

Posted by: Berlusconi at February 11, 2015 09:03 PM (MMC8r)

117 Let me be the first to note that John Wick (2014), starring the wooden Keanu Reaves is as bad as one would expect. Completely pointless, it is saved only by the smooth taut buttocks of Russian whores on prominent display and the overload of the ole Ultraviolence what..

Please do go on. I insist. By force if necessary.

Posted by: Dominique Strauss Kahn at February 11, 2015 09:03 PM (X9Mnx)

118 http://tinyurl.com/lvvl85y

Try that instead.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 11, 2015 09:03 PM (nL0sw)

119 Wick was interesting as choreographed violence, if one can view that as an art form.

Posted by: Edmund Burke's Shade at February 11, 2015 09:04 PM (cmBvC)

120 Sorry, tried to post a link but it keeps adding underscores to url. You can see link if you remove the underscores

Posted by: dri at February 11, 2015 09:05 PM (/CnZS)

121 #GiveUsOurPJBEthanBack

Posted by: Jen Psocki at February 11, 2015 09:05 PM (Dwehj)

122 111 Even the French or Russian revolution as bloody as they were to the nobility seemed to be done by people who wanted to get rid of one absolute authority and replace it with their own. Meet the new boss...

Almost all of the major French revolutionaries were lawyers, including Robespierre.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 11, 2015 09:02 PM (b4b5c)

On the other hand, so were quite a few of the Founding Fathers.

Asshole first, Lawyer second? (wrt the French Revolutionaries.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2015 09:05 PM (wt/Oq)

123 Thank you 118 Country Singer

Posted by: dri at February 11, 2015 09:06 PM (/CnZS)

124 Sorry, tried to post a link but it keeps adding underscores to url. You can see link if you remove the underscores
Posted by: dri at February 11, 2015 09:05 PM (/CnZS)

Yeah, they wanted to make sure you couldn't embed images with the html i_m_g tag, so they just gobble up those three letters as you can see. It's low tech, but it works.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at February 11, 2015 09:07 PM (MbqmP)

125 dri, Pixy takes out the "i m g" in the url. It's a spam preventative or something.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 11, 2015 09:07 PM (nL0sw)

126 "Sorry, tried to post a link but it keeps adding underscores to url. You can see link if you remove the underscores."
-Posted by: dri at February 11, 2015 09:05 PM (/CnZS)

Not true. The blog software won't allow the letters i-m-g to be posted in successive order.

Use tinyurl.com, instead.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 11, 2015 09:08 PM (16bOT)

127 Pixy with his ways.....

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2015 09:09 PM (MDgS8)

128 @127 and I was sure Pixie was a girl.
(My imaginary girlfriend is Trixie, and that rhymes, so...)

Posted by: Outarange Guy at February 11, 2015 09:12 PM (6t/ox)

129 101....

Unbelievable.
Posted by: JackStraw at February

Not really. They do everything wrong.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2015 09:12 PM (znRvO)

130 On the other hand, so were quite a few of the Founding Fathers.

Asshole first, Lawyer second? (wrt the French Revolutionaries.)

Including Adams, of the Alien and Sedition Acts.

But the advantage is that America didn't have law schools. The real poison.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 11, 2015 09:13 PM (b4b5c)

131 Gross

Posted by: Y-not at February 11, 2015 09:13 PM (9BRsg)

132 The dictionary on this computer only lists two words with the sequential letters i, m, and g. They are grim-gribber and pim-genet, only with the hyphens redacted.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at February 11, 2015 09:14 PM (MbqmP)

133 how come this thread is stomped on?

Posted by: Bob from table9 at February 11, 2015 09:15 PM (WNERA)

134 DSK is typical of a certain type of European, as Amishdude intimates.

He's laughing about this now, and is sure he will get off the hook and do it again.

This is a microcosm of why Europe is screwed, and a warning to America. The Elites have embraced their decadence, and are laughing at the common man. In France, a lot of the "common man" are "cultural" Muslims, and they are frankly repelled by a lot of this kind of behavior. They aren't really observant, but some are starting to have 'second thoughts'.

A few more Barack Obama's and Bill Clinton's (which is what the Media wants to keep us entertained), and we'll be right there.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at February 11, 2015 09:15 PM (+1T7c)

135 People. please!

This is all a part of French culture-

https://naturalfake.wordpress.com/2011/05/24/le-romance-apache/

Yup, it's old and from my crapblog circa the first DSK scandal.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 11, 2015 09:16 PM (KBvAm)

136 131 Gross
Posted by: Y-not at February

As in yucky gross?

Or as in I will take a gross of those hookers?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2015 09:16 PM (znRvO)

137 It's not all rapey if you're hung like a cashew.

Posted by: Fritz at February 11, 2015 09:16 PM (dVmLD)

138 Ace posted mere seconds after Gabe posted his, so I think he thought Gabe's post deserved it's moment in the sun.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2015 09:16 PM (wt/Oq)

139 "On the other hand, so were quite a few of the Founding Fathers."

That was the era in which one could become a lawyer without attending law school and without passing a bar exam.

If someone was not a good lawyer, their practice folded for want of clients, and they went off to try their hand at blacksmithery or barbering.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 11, 2015 09:17 PM (noWW6)

140 Is this the thread where we all have a fiesta guessing his 'proclivities'? I'll take autoeroticasphixiation for $100 Alex.

Posted by: Badda Bing at February 11, 2015 09:17 PM (hSal7)

141 First, Gabe's post was the bottom.

Now, it's the top.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 11, 2015 09:17 PM (KBvAm)

142 newbump above us... something about how bad a lawyer is Byron York....

Posted by: Outarange Guy at February 11, 2015 09:17 PM (6t/ox)

143 It's not all rapey if you're hung like a cashew.

Bob Dole can fix that.

Posted by: Bob Dole at February 11, 2015 09:18 PM (Dwehj)

144 141 First, Gabe's post was the bottom.

Now, it's the top.

I denounce myself.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 11, 2015 09:17 PM (KBvAm)

Don't. I snickered at your comment

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2015 09:20 PM (znRvO)

145 Eh, it's Gabe, I'm staying here.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at February 11, 2015 09:21 PM (m9V0o)

146 Just saw a trailer for a "Man from Uncle" reboot with the guy from the most recent Superman reboot.

Beyond the usual wonder at the lack of ideas emanating from Hollywood (Do some good westerns ala Tombstone for goodness sake!), I am not sure how I feel about that one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2015 09:22 PM (wt/Oq)

147 Caught in a pincer movement by twin buttsex threads. And on a school night!

C'mon ONT!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 11, 2015 09:23 PM (KH1sk)

148 Wonder if any of hedge man and pedophile Epstein's 8th graders are going to point out Former President Bent One as here. His grifting wife Senator Doormat has been absent of recent. Mebbe she heard of the disclosures and decided a 2-6 week bender was in order.

Time will tell.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at February 11, 2015 09:24 PM (g1MTt)

149 >>Not really. They do everything wrong.

We just gave away another country to radical Islam and not only wasn't a shot fired, we ordered Marines to give up their weapons. And Yemen is the home of the most active al Qaeda branch in the world.

Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and now Yemen. It's almost like Obama wants to lose.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2015 09:29 PM (g1DWB)

150 DSK must have been an arab in a previous life.

From what I have heard arabs like a girl that can roll with the punches.

Stereotyping, sure, if you know what I mean by 'roll' and 'girl'. And the dog whistle 'arab' actually means 'mohammedan'.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 11, 2015 09:33 PM (NaeCR)

151 Well! It seems that reviews, exit comments, and box office takes indicate a certain ascended fanfic is, well, 50 Shades of Lame...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at February 11, 2015 09:35 PM (m9V0o)

152 so I think he thought Gabe's post deserved it's moment in the sun.

More of a moon rise, IYKWIM.

Posted by: toby928(C) at February 11, 2015 09:36 PM (rwI+c)

153 What the hell is it with Leftists and underage prostitutes?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 11, 2015 08:28 PM (+Fae7)

Well, would you want an overage prostitute? If so, call me.

Posted by: zombie Xaviera Hollander at February 11, 2015 09:36 PM (cOx5a)

154 so I think he thought Gabe's post deserved it's moment in the sun.

Under a magnifying glass or freznel lens, yes.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at February 11, 2015 09:37 PM (m9V0o)

155 151
Lovers of literary female porn hardest hit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2015 09:38 PM (wt/Oq)

156 In response to this terrible situation. The University of Virginia announces strict new rules on parties, dating, conversation and thoughts. "Don't fuck with us" said the University President, "those French are no example for a true Virginian!".

Posted by: UVa Press Affairs at February 11, 2015 09:39 PM (B+HTd)

157 Lovers of literary female porn hardest hit.

ISWYDT.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at February 11, 2015 09:39 PM (m9V0o)

158 The rich and powerful are sick fucks. Degenerates even. Pisses me off they avoid punishment because of their stature. Rules and laws are for peasants.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 11, 2015 09:40 PM (ucDmr)

159 >>As in yucky gross?

Not one but two anal sex posts at the top of HQ. Gag.

Posted by: Y-not at February 11, 2015 09:40 PM (9BRsg)

160 I think it must be said that Chief Justice Moore wasn't invoking John Calhoun and nullification or any antique, discredited or fringe legal doctrine. In fact, it is the general way state courts operate:

A declaration of a federal court (with the exception) of the United States Supreme Court, is only binding as to the parties in that particular case.

For example, a federal court may grant a writ of habeas corpus, overturning a conviction in state court, declaring the statute under which he was convicted unconstitutional. Obviously, he must be released, but that would have no effect on anyone else convicted or being tried under that statute.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at February 11, 2015 09:40 PM (rN5av)

161 I think that post was fired at the wrong target.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2015 09:45 PM (wt/Oq)

162 Well, would you want an overage prostitute? If so, call me.
Posted by: zombie Xaviera Hollander at February 11, 2015 09:36 PM (cOx5a)

If you are, come to cougarhos.com!

Posted by: CougarHos at February 11, 2015 09:45 PM (+Fae7)

163 155 151
Lovers of literary female porn hardest hit.

----

Hardest Hit? Yes. Yes, they are.

Posted by: EL James at February 11, 2015 09:45 PM (mB6ez)

164 DSK is one of the all-time great Ace topics. Well done, sir. Well done.

Posted by: RR at February 11, 2015 09:56 PM (F8dpZ)

165 158 The rich and powerful are sick fucks. Degenerates even. Pisses me off they avoid punishment because of their stature. Rules and laws are for peasants.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 11, 2015 09:40 PM (ucDmr)

The Aristocrats!

Posted by: just the punchline at February 11, 2015 09:59 PM (sdi6R)

166 "I had no idea at the time that these experiences were so unpleasant as the women now say"

NOW say? Yeah, he didn't notice the crying and the blood.

Posted by: Thatwasrape,rape at February 12, 2015 08:29 AM (adOUE)

167
he said he finally understands the sex wasn't as good for them as it was for him

Say wut? ladies, you're escorts. If the sex is good for you, that's great. But that's not your primary motivation, money is. If you didn't like it, then the next time he calls you you negotiate for more money for your aggravation. Or you refuse his offer and move along to the next customer.

If you're all that and a bag of chips, DSK will have agreed to your counter offer. But it isn't like he took the donation and left after screwing you, so...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at February 12, 2015 09:36 AM (1hM1d)

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