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Just taking lessons from Brian Williams.
Posted by: dogfish at February 06, 2015 12:50 PM (1vYi0) 2
...if I may be so bold.
Posted by: dogfish at February 06, 2015 12:50 PM (1vYi0) 3
Ruined joke.
Posted by: dogfish at February 06, 2015 12:51 PM (1vYi0) 4
Patience?
Ask Honduras about that. When this President rushed in to act foolishly to support a Chavez fan-boi. And how is Libya doing? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 06, 2015 12:51 PM (NExTl) 5
#4
Posted by: dogfish at February 06, 2015 12:51 PM (1vYi0) 6
En fuego, ace. Hunting Walter Mitty gets your juices flowing.
Posted by: joncelli at February 06, 2015 12:52 PM (RD7QR) 7
DC is one big Hamster Wheel
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 06, 2015 12:52 PM (IXrOn) 8
TFG
Posted by: HoboJerk, The State Loves You at February 06, 2015 12:52 PM (FA3Z7) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 06, 2015 12:53 PM (IXrOn) Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 06, 2015 12:53 PM (0HooB) 11
I meant to do that!
Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at February 06, 2015 12:53 PM (gwG9s) Posted by: Mikey NTH - Paranoia Punch with Electrolytes at the Outrage Outlet! at February 06, 2015 12:53 PM (hLRSq) 13
I'm not procrastinating; I'm merely exercising strategic patience. You cannot begin to imagine how stressful it is.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2015 12:53 PM (upitO) Posted by: The Buzzards at February 06, 2015 12:54 PM (P330y) 15
Strategic Patience
This is a classic by which Obama should forever be remembered. "Mom, I didn't skip doing my chores -- it was strategic patience." "Boss, it's not that I was lazy and didn't finish the report - - I'm just exercising strategic patience." Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2015 12:54 PM (K4YiS) 16
The damage this asshole in the White House is doing to the United States of America will be felt for the next 50 years or more. We may never recover from it. May G-D have mercy on our souls. His soul? May it rot in hell
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2015 12:54 PM (rDqRv) 17
I think I'll dye my hair blue
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 06, 2015 12:54 PM (NExTl) Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 06, 2015 12:54 PM (Bn6aD) 19
Where was all that "strategic patience" when the Democrats were trying to break our healthcare system back in 2010?
Posted by: Sam In VA at February 06, 2015 12:54 PM (Q52VH) 20
It's like they find random shit laying around, pick it up and say "Hey, maybe we can use THIS as an excuse!"...and then they do.
Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 06, 2015 12:55 PM (jjaLl) Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 12:55 PM (FsuaD) 22
#SmartButVerySlowPower
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2015 12:55 PM (8ZskC) 23
I'm merely exercising strategic patience. You cannot begin to imagine how stressful it is.
Remember Presidenting is hard word Posted by: SCOMF at February 06, 2015 12:55 PM (FIrEF) 24
"strategic patience" ---> "jerking off while frantically trying to figure out what to do"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 06, 2015 12:55 PM (oKE6c) 25
I invented the term: Quantitative Inertia.
Posted by: Brian Williams: WORDSMITH at February 06, 2015 12:55 PM (gwG9s) 26
It's like they find random shit laying around, pick it up and say "Hey, maybe we can use THIS as an excuse!"...and then they do.
It seems more like an elaborate game of beer pong. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 06, 2015 12:55 PM (0HooB) 27
So we now live in a country where, get this, we have liars in elected office, lying to the public, being protected by a lying press, all lying about lying to us.
May they all enjoy the burning times. Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 06, 2015 12:56 PM (wtvvX) 28
We wouldn't want to act stupidly, now would we?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 06, 2015 12:53 PM (IXrOn) No - they prefer inert stupidity. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Paranoia Punch with Electrolytes at the Outrage Outlet! at February 06, 2015 12:56 PM (hLRSq) 29
I'm rather of fan of Jordan's Strategic Impatience.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2015 12:56 PM (JtwS4) 30
I fired a guy once for implementing a work strategy of strategic patience.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2015 12:56 PM (8ZskC) 31
"I meant to do that."-- Barack "Pee Wee" Obama
Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 06, 2015 12:56 PM (XO6WW) Posted by: Chicken Little at February 06, 2015 12:56 PM (P330y) 33
Strategic patience - > kick the can down the road.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 06, 2015 12:56 PM (NExTl) 34
So that means we'll be doing jack shit to take advantage the fact that we have Jordan ready and willing to kick All The Ass if we just give them support.
Oh, and just so you know, Obama denied Jordan's request for predator drones. Because, Obama. Posted by: Brian Williams at February 06, 2015 12:56 PM (MYCIw) 35
"I haven't pounded you dry for the last 3 hours with a whiskey dick, honey, I'm just employing Strategic Sexual Patience."
Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 06, 2015 12:56 PM (jjaLl) 36
Are you kidding me? This is awesome. The Obama administration is, in their sad little way, awesome. Who else could coin such descriptors?
"Strategic Patience" Honey, my new approach to household maintenance is Strategic Patience. No boss, I wasn't goofing around online. I was using the Strategic Patience strategy towards managing my workload. Posted by: Sweet Lou at February 06, 2015 12:56 PM (NN+/J) 37
Hey, look at my approval rating. I'll wait a little longer to do something
Posted by: SCOMF at February 06, 2015 12:56 PM (FIrEF) 38
New weapon in international diplomacy: "Make sure your country's actions align themselves with the interests of the US and its allies, or we will overthrow your leadership and install Barack Hussein Obama as your new President." My guess is even Iran North Korea would lie down, meek as little lambs at such a threat. Posted by: Sam In VA at February 06, 2015 12:57 PM (Q52VH) 39
I'm thinking "strategic surrender" is next. Of course, it will have huge long term dividends.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 06, 2015 12:57 PM (1BQGO) 40
Strategic patience = Run out the clock so the next guy/gal deals with it.
Eff that noise. I'm taking my walker and going home... or to a home... whatevs. Posted by: Cankles Clinton at February 06, 2015 12:57 PM (f8y+G) 41
So just "Leading From Behind" wasn't dereliction enough?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2015 12:57 PM (8ZskC) 42
Strategic patience. So that's what we're calling failing to do anything now.
It's already been called "Leading from behind." The new name makes it sound as if our foreign policy is evolving. #WASTF Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 06, 2015 12:57 PM (0HooB) Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 06, 2015 12:57 PM (wtvvX) Posted by: Bruce Jenner at February 06, 2015 12:57 PM (wAQA5) 45
The whole World is on fire and He calls it strategic patience? WTF?
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 06, 2015 12:58 PM (Bn6aD) 46
More like Strategic Vacationing.
Posted by: fly gal at February 06, 2015 12:58 PM (8TdcF) 47
I'm employing strategic patience with this sand wedge right now.
Posted by: Preezy Choom at February 06, 2015 12:58 PM (FsuaD) 48
How can anyone defend his actions when all the results have been so shitty?
Is this more bureaucrat-eez where you can never judge the process by the result? Posted by: Chupacabras at February 06, 2015 12:58 PM (XiVKO) Posted by: Pres. TFG at February 06, 2015 12:59 PM (DMJw2) 50
The only person leading from behind in this administration is Reggie Love.
Posted by: ALH at February 06, 2015 12:59 PM (yAPdC) 51
More like strategic incompetence. Does he have to check with the Iranian ratface before he can do anything?
Posted by: Cicero Skip at February 06, 2015 12:59 PM (FIrEF) Posted by: Bronco the Bitch at February 06, 2015 12:59 PM (P330y) 53
Whatever happened to shit or get off the pot diplomacy?
Posted by: huerfano at February 06, 2015 12:59 PM (bAGA/) Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2015 12:59 PM (JtwS4) 55
Damn you, Backwards Boy, now I have to read the comments first?
And if that jumped up Ivy League kegger in the WH had half the education they and Obama claim they have, they would have told us Obama was practicing the time-honored Chinese tactic of wu wei -- action through stillness... Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 06, 2015 12:59 PM (XO6WW) 56
Obama is thoughtful, He lines His ducks in order and then strikes or not, depending on the wind blowethin where.
forwards-backwards time is just a construct of hegemonic,, patriarchal idea. it will be fixed in the rewriting of historical acts. Posted by: comrade willow#73 at February 06, 2015 12:59 PM (nqBYe) 57
And Pee-Wee Herman was a man of action, President Boyfriend doesn't even deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as him.
Posted by: Chupacabras at February 06, 2015 12:59 PM (XiVKO) 58
Present!
Posted by: US Foreign Policy at February 06, 2015 01:00 PM (MMC8r) 59
The only "strategic patience" that ever worked was "Don't shoot until you can see the whites of their eyes".
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 06, 2015 01:00 PM (wtvvX) 60
I practice strategic patience when I loll on my couch and eat chocolates while watching netflix.
Posted by: Mooch at February 06, 2015 01:00 PM (cbfNE) 61
Strategic Procrastination? Strategic Footdragging?
How about "Strategic Aid And Comfort To Our Enemies"? Does that work for you? Posted by: Keith Arnold at February 06, 2015 01:00 PM (iIzG7) 62
Hey wingnuts. Can't a guy just eat his wagyu beef?
Posted by: The JEF (with 50% more fuck) at February 06, 2015 01:00 PM (FsuaD) 63
Operation Emphatic Dithering.
Posted by: fly gal at February 06, 2015 01:00 PM (8TdcF) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 06, 2015 01:00 PM (NExTl) 65
We've gone from Leading from Behind to just skulking off the field. Thanks again, 52 percenters.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2015 01:00 PM (8ZskC) 66
How many people in the Obama Administration does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The light bulb will change itself if we are just patient enough. Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 06, 2015 01:00 PM (Xrson) 67
HURRY UP!! I"'E GOT ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS TO AMNESTY!!!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 06, 2015 01:01 PM (wtvvX) 68
So all Sir Hillary's air miles were for nothing??????
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2015 01:01 PM (8ZskC) 69
Next up, strategic catastrophes. All part of the plan, bitchez. 12-dimensional chess and all that.
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 06, 2015 01:01 PM (oKE6c) 70
The brother-in-law sleeping on my couch is practicing 'strategic employment.'
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 06, 2015 01:01 PM (MMC8r) 71
Obama doesn't see dead peoples, He sees opportunity to golf or party with His advocates.
Posted by: comrade willow#73 at February 06, 2015 01:01 PM (nqBYe) 72
One has to wonder what He's waiting for ...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 06, 2015 01:01 PM (Bn6aD) 73
/lying sock.
Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2015 01:01 PM (MYCIw) 74
Yeah, we're going to get nuked before he is out of office.
Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2015 01:02 PM (zoehZ) 75
I was practicing strategic patience on the goal line in that last play call.
Posted by: Pete Carroll at February 06, 2015 01:02 PM (f8y+G) 76
Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 06, 2015 12:56 PM (jjaLl) ----------------------------- Call me.... Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 06, 2015 01:02 PM (HSmrB) 77
Damn you, Backwards Boy, now I have to read the comments first?
Just think of it as the Andrew Breitbart gambit. Actually, we're all plugged into the AoSHQ Borg hive-mind. Which reminds me of Seven of Nine. brb... Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 06, 2015 01:02 PM (0HooB) 78
Strategic patience ... until January 2017, then it's someone else's problem, someone else who will get reams of shit for the problems he created and left to fester.
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 06, 2015 01:02 PM (oKE6c) 79
Dude, that's just embarrassing.
Posted by: Nero at February 06, 2015 01:02 PM (h4vJk) 80
ME: "I haven't refused to pay my taxes, I'm simply employing Strategic Remittance Patience"
IRS AGENT: You're under arrest. THE END Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 06, 2015 01:02 PM (jjaLl) 81
Donna, "we" if we could figure out who "we" s.
Posted by: comrade willow#73 at February 06, 2015 01:02 PM (nqBYe) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 06, 2015 01:02 PM (NExTl) 83
Strategic patience is why every single one of TFG's policies has a balloon payment due in 2017.
Posted by: Chupacabras at February 06, 2015 01:03 PM (kZVsz) 84
Isn't "Strategic Patience" What Ben Stiller did in There's Something About Mary to prepare for his big date with Cameron Diaz?
Is that hair gel? Posted by: Jaws at February 06, 2015 01:03 PM (WKNX4) 85
Also known as "running out the clock."
Obama's gamble is that we don't get hit by a big attack before he leaves office. Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2015 01:03 PM (MYCIw) 86
So all Sir Hillary's air miles were for nothing??????
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2015 01:01 PM (8ZskC) No, she was able to cash them in for a nice George Foreman grille. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2015 01:04 PM (upitO) 87
Like He's patient with Iran.......It takes time to come up with the best surrender..... from us...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 06, 2015 01:04 PM (Bn6aD) 88
That video was early fapping material.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 06, 2015 01:04 PM (oFCZn) 89
It's kinda the tai chi of military strategy. You wingnuts wouldn't understand.
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 06, 2015 01:04 PM (oKE6c) 90
Yo, stop exercising strategic patience and tongue blast my daughter's taint!
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 06, 2015 01:04 PM (BrQrN) 91
He's going to get us all killed. No, seriously. He's going to get us all killed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 01:04 PM (FsuaD) 92
Obama's gamble is that we don't get hit by a big attack before he leaves office.
Yeah. Like he would give a shit if it was anywhere besides DC, New York or LA. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2015 01:04 PM (8ZskC) 93
Obama's gamble is that we don't get hit by a big attack before he leaves office.
-- Lauren, I agree. Posted by: @votermom at February 06, 2015 01:04 PM (cbfNE) 94
Strategic Patience is the non-racist way to say "lazy"?
Posted by: Jean at February 06, 2015 01:05 PM (ztOda) 95
What happened to the "Fierce Urgency of Now"?
How many clips of Obama can be shown with him saying "we can't wait." Maybe the GOP could put together a coherent message critical of TFG's trajectory. Posted by: aquaviva at February 06, 2015 01:05 PM (VvTTg) 96
I must have crawled down the streets of the French Quarter. The FQ remained dry during Hurricane Katrina so Brian Williams couldn't have seen me float by.
Posted by: French Quarter Dead Body at February 06, 2015 01:05 PM (gwG9s) 97
My bosses at NBC are practicing strategic patience with me.
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 06, 2015 01:05 PM (BKaug) 98
The Crusades were all about Strategic Patience.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 06, 2015 01:05 PM (Xrson) 99
Yo, stop exercising strategic patience and tongue blast my daughter's taint!
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 06, 2015 01:04 PM But first, she will.... *and no, you don't get to watch, perv* Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 06, 2015 01:05 PM (h4vJk) 100
How does this square with the big We Can't Wait meme TFG and his flying monkeys spent so much time pelting us with?
Posted by: Jaws at February 06, 2015 01:05 PM (WKNX4) 101
"Strategic Patience" means, ignore it and hope it goes away. It hasn't been working. Posted by: Lea at February 06, 2015 01:06 PM (lIU4e) 102
ace, not a lunatic asylum.
Paradoxically and tragically, the greatest country in history, almost overnight become fundamentally unserious. Even about matters of life and death for its own citizens. The left/Dems/libs/apply tribal name here have been spectacularly, and disastrously (body count) wrong on every national security issue for several decades. Their behavior starting mostly post 9/11 has become more histrionically despicable than the most fringe outside kooks of eras past. As punishment, they have been rewarded with power by an electorate so frivolous that "skin color!!!!" is the biggest factor. Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2015 01:06 PM (afQnV) 103
Obama is the Brian Williams of presidents.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 01:06 PM (FsuaD) 104
"Yeah. Like he would give a shit if it was anywhere besides DC, New York or LA."
True. I doubt Obama would retaliate if ISIS nuked Nashville. Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2015 01:06 PM (MYCIw) 105
Strategic Patience-screw up everything you come in contact with then patiently wait for it to fix itself
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 06, 2015 01:06 PM (X+nFp) 106
Honduras only wishes for strategic patience.
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at February 06, 2015 01:06 PM (zauWW) 107
Jesus. Susan Rice is speaking now and she just took credit for the oil and gas boom in the US.
When you have no shame, anything is possible. Posted by: Brian Williams at February 06, 2015 01:06 PM (g1DWB) 108
Strategic Patience in action.
You examine the problem: I can't get through the gate. Try to find the cause of the problem: I am holding an umbrella. Do further investigating: The umbrella is open. The open umbrella can't fit through the gate. Formulate a strategy: I could pass the open umbrella over the gate. No, then I would look like a retard trying to push an open umbrella over a gate. Strategic Patience result is achieved. I will close the umbrella and walk through the gate. Barack Obama. America's smartest President. That's why he was voted in TWICE. Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 06, 2015 01:06 PM (AC0lD) 109
fierce urgency of now only related to in our house community not transnational.
Posted by: comrade willow#73 at February 06, 2015 01:06 PM (nqBYe) 110
Whistling past the graveyard ... yup, strategic patience in action ("in action" being either one or two words, depending on your taste).
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 06, 2015 01:07 PM (oKE6c) 111
Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2015 01:06 PM (afQnV)
This country has been rotting for a long time. Worship of the Executive doesn't start overnight. Posted by: HoboJerk, The State Loves You at February 06, 2015 01:07 PM (FA3Z7) 112
Wait a minute, is that Gaylord jamming with Missing Person in this video of Mental Hopscotch?
http://youtu.be/qnVuZ13CMKs Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 06, 2015 01:07 PM (NExTl) 113
Yeah. Like he would give a shit if it was anywhere besides DC, New York or LA.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2015 01:04 PM How bad has it gotten when you find yourself wondering about if the president would retaliate if an American city was destroyed? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 06, 2015 01:07 PM (h4vJk) 114
The President ignored TN when it got flooded remember.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 06, 2015 01:08 PM (NExTl) 115
audacious paralysis
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Paranoia Punch with Electrolytes at the Outrage Outlet! at February 06, 2015 01:08 PM (hLRSq) Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2015 01:08 PM (xq1UY) 117
Yeah. Like he would give a shit if it was anywhere besides DC, New York or LA.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2015 01:04 PM ------------- You left out Jakarta. Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 06, 2015 01:08 PM (oKE6c) Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 01:08 PM (FsuaD) 119
These word games all started when nobody called BO out for "saved or created". Or best still, the entire press should have LOL'd. The United States of Gruber. Posted by: booter at February 06, 2015 01:08 PM (XZCy1) 120
Please please please, no one ask that Psaki chick at State to explain strategic patience.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 06, 2015 01:08 PM (X+nFp) 121
I was going to study "Strategic Patience" at Harvard, but I died.
Posted by: Nationwide kid at February 06, 2015 01:09 PM (2Ayux) 122
#JustWaitMaybeIt'llGoAway
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 06, 2015 01:09 PM (oKE6c) 123
>>>What happened to the "Fierce Urgency of Now"?
How many clips of Obama can be shown with him saying "we can't wait." Maybe the GOP could put together a coherent message critical of TFG's trajectory. Posted by: aquaviva at February 06, 2015 01:05 PM (VvTTg)<<< And he's constantly yelling at us in Congress, "Let's get it done". It's vewwy scawwy and usually we give in so he's not mad at us. Posted by: GOP monkeys, fucking a football at February 06, 2015 01:09 PM (f8y+G) 124
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How bad has it gotten when you find yourself wondering about if the president would retaliate if an American city was destroyed?" There are only a few cities in the country he'd consider going to war over. NYC, LA, DC, Chicago, maybe Austin. That's it. I wouldn't bet on Austin though since it's in Jesusland. Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2015 01:09 PM (MYCIw) Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2015 01:09 PM (K4YiS) 126
I guess we know who doesn't play ready golf.
Posted by: Jean at February 06, 2015 01:09 PM (ztOda) 127
Psaki's understanding of strategic patience is waiting for some nice boy to put his hand up her sweater at the movies.
Posted by: Chupacabras at February 06, 2015 01:09 PM (l2max) 128
Hope and Patient Change.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 06, 2015 01:10 PM (wtvvX) 129
Attended a party last night with "I built this business. Obama can kiss my ass" billboard fame.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 01:10 PM (FsuaD) Posted by: Jaws at February 06, 2015 01:10 PM (WKNX4) 131
Speaking of lunatic asylum.
Ryan T. Anderson @RyanT_Anderson Catholic university to fire tenured professor who defended Catholic teaching on marriage. Somuch for academic freedom http://t.co/MMDdcGs7de Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 06, 2015 01:10 PM (ZPrif) 132
"Strategic patience" is just the 2015 version of voting "present". Same smelly shit, different shiny bag. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 06, 2015 01:10 PM (bWFHa) 133
Going to engage in some strategic drunkenness tonight.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 06, 2015 01:10 PM (W5DcG) Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 06, 2015 01:10 PM (wtvvX) 135
look He traveled to Pawkeestan with a bud, that's his foreign policy experience.
And He hired the Type people He sought out in college to run the country. Posted by: comrade willow#73 at February 06, 2015 01:10 PM (nqBYe) 136
NYC, LA, DC, Chicago, maybe Austin. That's it. I wouldn't bet on Austin though since it's in Jesusland.
Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2015 01:09 PM You forgot San Fran. If the bath houses go, it's fargin' war! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 06, 2015 01:10 PM (h4vJk) 137
My new Official Position is that he's now always trolling us. Expect to see him deplane carrying an umbrella and waving a piece of paper. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2015 01:11 PM (JtwS4) Posted by: Blind Squirrel at February 06, 2015 01:11 PM (87y4e) 139
Screw this... Look at the economy! I rock
Thank you, BHO Yeah, the idiot media has been trumpeting the rate of change in unemployment and saying, "Wow, we're going gangbusters!". Here's the problem with rate of change though. Let's consider two example scenarios with 50 employable workers. 1. 1 of 50 is employed. Another person gets a job and now you've got 2 / 50 employed. Wow! That's a fantastic rate of change! 100% growth! 2. 48 of 50 is employed. Another person gets a job and now you've got 49 / 50 employed. Ugh, that's a meager rate of change. Which is actually a healthy employment scenario? Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2015 01:11 PM (jhqr1) 140
So, what, I'm engaging in strategic fat storage for the Burning Times?
*makes the jerk off motion* Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny at February 06, 2015 01:11 PM (mf5HN) 141
Obama is a shit-stirrer not a problem solver He *created* the problems in Russia's neighborhood and he's made the Syrian situation worse. ISIS is something he tolerates and ignores because it serves a shit-stirring purpose for him. He's trained in - and has acted as a trainer for - communist agitation. Literally. He can't do much of anything else. Posted by: Bigby's Chopsticks at February 06, 2015 01:11 PM (3ZtZW) 142
Can't I just finish my waffle?
Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at February 06, 2015 01:11 PM (S0A/C) 143
DIRECTOR: "We'll need your daughter to rim that chick for about 6 hours."
ME: "That's fine! She learned Strategic Anal Patience from me while I was writing the Kama Sutra" Posted by: Brian Williams at February 06, 2015 01:11 PM (jjaLl) 144
Even The Big Lebowski ran out of Strategic Patience after a while.
That's some hella choom. Wonder how the Slurpies play in all this? Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2015 01:11 PM (xq1UY) Posted by: dead hostages at February 06, 2015 01:12 PM (Spluw) 146
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He's going to get us all killed. No, seriously. He's going to get us all killed. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 01:04 PM (FsuaD) This is one of my biggest fears. He is so incompetent and he just doesn't give a damn about anyone, unless your an illegal and a welfare cheat. You live your life right, go to work, pay your bills, get married and try to be a good person and then everything you thought was right is now considered wrong and everything you thought was wrong is now considered right. If we have a country left when he leaves office, it won't ever be the way it should be again. It will always be different. Posted by: ALH at February 06, 2015 01:12 PM (yAPdC) 147
*couriers to AlextheChick some Tim Bits and a Hate Shake*
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 06, 2015 01:12 PM (NExTl) 148
Kind of like courageous restraint.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 06, 2015 01:12 PM (W5DcG) 149
Ferocious impotence.
Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2015 01:09 PM (K4YiS) indecisive firmness; or firm indecisiveness They're flexible on that. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Paranoia Punch with Electrolytes at the Outrage Outlet! at February 06, 2015 01:12 PM (hLRSq) 150
"4 The President ignored TN when it got flooded remember."
Good point. Funny story. I have a cousin who's a total lib. He works for some ad company in Nashville and is pretty well off. Well, he made a youtube video of his street being flooded and it got picked up by the local media and got a good number of views. The comments were hilarious "Well, yeah, like you could really understand this when you're up in your mansion on a hill! Must be nice being in the 1%" Poor cousin was heartbroken. I laughed and laughed. Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2015 01:12 PM (MYCIw) Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2015 01:12 PM (GGCsk) Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2015 01:12 PM (JtwS4) 153
"Strategic patience" was actually a term used seriously, by serious people, with reference to China and occasionally the USSR, 10,000 years ago when reasonable adults were involved in national security policy.
And I doubt a big attack will come. Bush's offensive posture after 9/11 - the only intelligent approach - is still paying dividends. You can point to estimates of AQ head-counts and such, but in terms of operational reach and sanctuaries and permissive environments or cooperative regimes, Bush's offensive still echoes in a much worse situation for AQ. Not that this can't be frittered away, and isn't being so wasted. But just as all the fascist/authoritarian redistribution and idiotic social engineering schemes rely on the real productive private economy from which to steal, Obama's breathing period with major attacks on the homeland relies on the work and risk of his hallucinogenically demonized predecessor. Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2015 01:12 PM (afQnV) 154
Jeebus. I still get rage headaches when I think of this lazy, worthless, stupid, racist, Muslim, evil douche getting elected. Twice.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 01:13 PM (FsuaD) Posted by: Guns N' Roses at February 06, 2015 01:13 PM (f8y+G) 156
151 Wait- so being lazy, ineffectual and incompetent is now a..strategy?
Who knew? Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2015 01:12 PM (GGCsk) It is? Shit, my employer's been wrong about me all this time! Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 01:13 PM (2Ojst) 157
Which part of the govt is the "do-nothing" branch?
Posted by: Offended person at February 06, 2015 01:13 PM (Jept2) 158
That "Hope" poster? It says "Patience" now.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2015 01:13 PM (xq1UY) 159
Can't I just finish my waffle?
Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at February 06, 2015 01:11 PM (S0A/C) Huh. I guess you actually are what you eat. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Paranoia Punch with Electrolytes at the Outrage Outlet! at February 06, 2015 01:14 PM (hLRSq) 160
This is not Strategic Patience. This is a deliberate and sustained effort to weaken America.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2015 01:14 PM (rDqRv) 161
I'm experiencing potent flaccidity but my Foundation is gonna send me to Fantasy Sex Island to reboot my root!
Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at February 06, 2015 01:14 PM (gwG9s) 162
Shmart Powr, adults are in charge!
what bothers me most is the pentagon / military where Are they?! Posted by: comrade willow#73 at February 06, 2015 01:14 PM (nqBYe) 163
This is all in the Good & Plenty Clause of the Constitution, so just relax.
Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2015 01:14 PM (K4YiS) 164
Strategic patience - is that the new "funemployment"?
Posted by: rockmom at February 06, 2015 01:14 PM (Kaq84) 165
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This is not Strategic Patience. This is a deliberate and sustained effort to weaken America. And his plan is working. Brilliantly. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 01:14 PM (FsuaD) 166
Or was it the Mike & Ike Clause? I get those two confused sometimes.
Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2015 01:15 PM (K4YiS) 167
I didn't fail to file my taxes, IRS guy...it's Strategic Patience(tm)!
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 06, 2015 01:15 PM (4X5NS) 168
Dilatory Obliviousness
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2015 01:15 PM (8ZskC) 169
The alternate term is "kinetic inaction"
Posted by: Winston Smith has a new gig at February 06, 2015 01:15 PM (Spluw) 170
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If we have a country left when he leaves office, it won't ever be the way it should be again. It will always be different. Posted by: ALH at February 06, 2015 01:12 PM (yAPdC) Fundamental transformation. Mission accomplished. Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2015 01:15 PM (zoehZ) Posted by: Fritz at February 06, 2015 01:16 PM (UzPAd) 172
Ypur husband just got burned up by ISIS in a cage in flyover country? That's a shame. We counsel strategic patience;. Like that;'s a cool sounding term, isn't it? My BFF Jen Psaki agrees.
Posted by: Marie Harf at February 06, 2015 01:16 PM (DXzRD) 173
Nice stomp of the "squishy puppy" thread.
Posted by: wooga at February 06, 2015 01:16 PM (HoRFj) 174
Sad SCOAMF take it slow,
It'll work itself out fine All we need is just strategic patience. Posted by: Guns N' Roses at February 06, 2015 01:13 PM And it's Axl Rose's birthday. Well played... Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 06, 2015 01:16 PM (h4vJk) 175
>>>He's going to get us all killed. No, seriously. He's going to get us all killed. He's from a political point of view that fantasizes about enemy paratroopers crashing through the skylights of your local mall and slaughtering merchants. Posted by: Bigby's Chopsticks at February 06, 2015 01:16 PM (3ZtZW) 176
Goal-Oriented Fecklessness
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2015 01:16 PM (8ZskC) 177
Obama and his team are just fucking with us now. They know that they have less than two years to go and they are pretty much untouchable so they do nothing and throw out idiotic terms like strategic patience while the world burns.
Our president has become nothing but a troll. Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2015 01:16 PM (g1DWB) 178
But the places that will be hit are large democrat populated cities?
Posted by: goatweed at February 06, 2015 01:17 PM (8HrdX) 179
what bothers me most is the pentagon / military
where Are they?! In diversity Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 06, 2015 01:17 PM (W5DcG) 180
I'm not impotent.
My wang is just exercising strategic patience. Posted by: wooga at February 06, 2015 01:17 PM (HoRFj) 181
serious, you guys, give King Snit a break, it takes a lot of time to figure out how to explain why it's worth defending our interests when you and your supporters don't really believe any of it.
Posted by: mallfly at February 06, 2015 01:17 PM (bJm7W) 182
Hey guys, cut him some slack -- there are still 17 golf courses in the US he hasn't yet played.
Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2015 01:17 PM (K4YiS) 183
But yeah, I fret for my baby boy. I dunno if if it all goes pear shaped while he's still a kid or if it happens when he's a young adult, but I fret.
Posted by: Bigby's Chopsticks at February 06, 2015 01:17 PM (3ZtZW) 184
strategic bullshit is more like it...
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 06, 2015 01:17 PM (7vjeC) 185
#WeAreTooCompetent
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 06, 2015 01:18 PM (ftVQq) 186
Why The Eagles can go FOAD. This performance of 'Dirty Laundry' dedicated to Rupert Murdoch
http://youtu.be/SzT10MSgKtU Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 06, 2015 01:18 PM (1JDCL) 187
@182 Hey guys, cut him some slack -- there are still 17 golf courses in the US he hasn't yet played.
------------------ So give him another three weeks before we start this up again? Posted by: junior at February 06, 2015 01:18 PM (UWFpX) 188
Our president has become nothing but a troll.
That's all he ever was. "Community organizer." I sure feel all organized and shit. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 06, 2015 01:18 PM (0HooB) 189
I don't think ISIS will carry out a big flashy attack. They don't have to. All they have to do is kidnap a few women in a few cities and do what they do to them, and you've got mass panic.
Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2015 01:18 PM (MYCIw) 190
The problem isn't that this clown car of a feckless, lawless and mendacious administration is what we thought and knew it was, the problem is a supine and complicit media apparatus and a spineless make no waves opposition.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 06, 2015 01:18 PM (reftz) 191
I am totes sure President Hillary! will save us all.
Posted by: Penfold at February 06, 2015 01:18 PM (Fbt5B) 192
Going to engage in some strategic drunkenness tonight. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 06, 2015 01:10 PM (W5DcG) ................. It's going to take some strategic patience to wait until beer-thirty. Posted by: wth at February 06, 2015 01:18 PM (wAQA5) 193
Goal Object Oriented Fecklessness - GOOF
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 06, 2015 01:18 PM (1JDCL) 194
In other words, someone fears the OODAloop like a kid who cries at amusement parks.
Posted by: Jean at February 06, 2015 01:18 PM (ztOda) 195
"Strategic Patience?"
Is that what they're now calling Obama and Hillary's MIA act on the night Benghazi was attacked and no one did anything for 7+ hours? Or are they referring to Obama's habit of "Trying Congress' Patience" by stonewalling them when they request/subpoena documents related to Fast and Furious, IRS, Benghazi scandals? Posted by: Amb. Stevens at February 06, 2015 01:19 PM (WvpaS) Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 06, 2015 01:19 PM (RZzX3) 197
Barry calls it "strategic patience," I call it the "James Taylor Doctrine."
Posted by: Fritz at February 06, 2015 01:19 PM (UzPAd) 198
Deer in headlights<-------------"Strategic Patience"
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2015 01:20 PM (WvpaS) 199
Damn, if we only had someone like Jimmy Carter in the WH things would be so much better.
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at February 06, 2015 01:20 PM (oDCMR) 200
No, seriously. He's going to get us all killed.
Smart-military bloggers, it is time to convene a promotion board. All in favor of ADMIRAL Jane D'oh, say aye. And then an all-day "Clear and Present" vs "Red October" quotefight. Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2015 01:20 PM (xq1UY) 201
From the makers of Integritive Complexity comes the newest in responsible leadership Strategic Patience.
Posted by: Garrett at February 06, 2015 01:20 PM (rX4Lr) 202
NY Times Calls Chris Kyle Insane & Bruce Jenner Courageous For Turning Himself Into A Woman For Reality TV
Both stories published yesterday. Weasel Zippers Fredo's visions of America from his mouth piece at the NY Times Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2015 01:20 PM (rDqRv) 203
OT: With Merkel and Hollande going to Moscow to meet Putin, who goes on German TV and calls Merkel a 1930s style appeaser? John McCain does. German politicians are indignant and demanding an apology. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2015 01:20 PM (JtwS4) 204
199 Damn, if we only had someone like Jimmy Carter in the WH things would be so much better.
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at February 06, 2015 01:20 PM (oDCMR) It's Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2015 01:21 PM (zoehZ) Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2015 01:21 PM (lwori) 206
But, then again, ISIS could launch a big attack to show their power.
It's really a crapshoot. That's why I favor the "fight them over there" approach. Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2015 01:21 PM (MYCIw) 207
ISIS says Jordan airstrike killed American hostage bit no ISIS militants.
Uh-huh. ISIS is almost as credible as #BrianWilliams Posted by: @votermom at February 06, 2015 01:21 PM (cbfNE) 208
Procrastination and indecision sometimes pays off, when a problem magically resolves itself. The rest of the time, you get fired.
Posted by: wooga at February 06, 2015 01:21 PM (HoRFj) 209
National Divorce.
I won't fight for ANYONE who supports the shit coming out of Barry's mouth ... but I wouldn't be opposed to fighting against them. Posted by: ScoggDog at February 06, 2015 01:21 PM (qcr5D) Posted by: 3 am Phone Call at February 06, 2015 01:21 PM (rX4Lr) 211
Smart-military bloggers, it is time to convene a promotion board.
All in favor of ADMIRAL Jane D'oh, say aye. And then an all-day "Clear and Present" vs "Red October" quotefight. Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2015 01:20 PM Aye! And this will get out of control. It'll get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. Posted by: Adm. Painter at February 06, 2015 01:21 PM (h4vJk) 212
Cowardly Intransigence
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2015 01:22 PM (WvpaS) 213
NY Times Calls Chris Kyle Insane Bruce Jenner Courageous For Turning Himself Into A Woman For Reality TV ......................... And Ebon Moss-Bachrach is an artist. Posted by: wth at February 06, 2015 01:22 PM (wAQA5) 214
I think he needs Reggie back in the WH. He's obviously got DSB, Deadly Sperm Build up.
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2015 01:23 PM (0FSuD) 215
Yes HoboJerky nothing changes overnight. But take a snapshot of a few key issues - budgets, foreign policy, health insurance- over the historically short time of 30 years, and the place is unrecognizable.
Carter's last budget was "rejected" by the bond market. There is now no actual bond market. Just the private side of a Fed-created pretend universe. Likewise Carter's foreign policy fecklessness was a huge political problem for him - the country was furious and scared. Clinton's health insurance debacle saw all the appropriate players from states to insurance companies to consumers lining up to savage the proposal, which died a quick whimpering death. All the guard rails are gone. The institutions are pretty much gone (constitutional and also private, like the press and academia). There's change, and there are quantum changes. We're living a quantun one now. Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2015 01:23 PM (afQnV) 216
The good old US of A, should be too big to fail. Unfortunately, that is exactly what has happened.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2015 01:23 PM (2Aj5D) Posted by: Bigby's Chopsticks at February 06, 2015 01:23 PM (3ZtZW) 218
I think its time for some strategic a$$-kicking in DC
Posted by: guy who's had it at February 06, 2015 01:23 PM (hKyl0) 219
I'm the hero of all my stories. Just like Brian Williams. Maybe we could tour together!
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at February 06, 2015 01:23 PM (gwG9s) 220
Obama has a whim of iron.
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at February 06, 2015 01:23 PM (R8hU8) 221
President Four-Corners
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 06, 2015 01:23 PM (wtvvX) 222
OT: With Merkel and Hollande going to Moscow to meet Putin, who goes on German TV and calls Merkel a 1930s style appeaser?
John McCain does. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2015 01:20 PM Fuck that guy in particular. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 06, 2015 01:23 PM (h4vJk) 223
Ostrich with head in the sand<----------------"Strategic Patience"
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2015 01:23 PM (WvpaS) 224
Recorded voice, "This is the President of the United States' Hotline. Press 1 for Samantha Powers. Press 2 for Susan Rice. Press 3 for the Secretary of State. Press 4 if you want the adult in charge Joe Biden."
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 06, 2015 01:23 PM (1JDCL) 225
JEF's dithering is a classic example of indecisiveness born out of amorality and sheer ignorance. He is completely adrift and simply has no clue what to do next, and even worse, no bedrock values to rely on when experience is lacking knowledge is not readily forthcoming. Add to this the fact that he clearly sympathizes with Islam and is trying very hard not to be too obvious about showing it. He's concentrating more more on hiding / masking his own deficiencies than he is on governing (semi) coherently in a quickly and violently devolving world. The aftermath of this is going to be staggering on many levels (national and international).
In short, he is too dumb to be particularly malevolent. However, his glaring weaknesses are incredibly useful to his puppeteers, who are people that are truly evil and have all the faculties that Obama lacks. Posted by: 1bulwetweft at February 06, 2015 01:24 PM (CzJOg) 226
197 Barry calls it "strategic patience," I call it the "James Taylor Doctrine."
Posted by: Fritz at February 06, 2015 01:19 PM (UzPAd) Well if we really had a friend................. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2015 01:24 PM (2Aj5D) 227
NY Times Calls Chris Kyle Insane Bruce Jenner Courageous For Turning Himself Into A Woman For Reality TV
------ I believe the technical term is cognitive dissonance, non-technical term is effin' retarded, which is an insult to the retarded. Posted by: Penfold at February 06, 2015 01:24 PM (Fbt5B) 228
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Admiral Jane D'Oh? um....Its a trap?! Posted by: Bigby's Chopsticks at February 06, 2015 01:23 PM (3ZtZW) *grabs shovel and bag of lime* Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 01:24 PM (FsuaD) 229
GOPAL RATNAMFEBRUARY ?
Posted by: Al Sharpton at February 06, 2015 01:24 PM (dcY7v) 230
Funny, but I remember having a pitcher with Missing Persons and Cheap Trick (2 different events) at Chuggers on Milton in Flagstaff Arizona in 1983 and '84. Dale Bozzio was a very freaking smart guy - his wife was incredibly tiny, like 4' 11 inches.
Cheap Trick was a blast to talk to. Great band, great musicianship. I miss spots like Chuggers. B.B. King played twice there. It was a converted Longs' Drugstore. Huge. $1.50 pitchers. Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 06, 2015 01:24 PM (scgac) Posted by: Bigby's Chopsticks at February 06, 2015 01:25 PM (3ZtZW) Posted by: Unemployed at February 06, 2015 01:25 PM (rX4Lr) 233
Why are you falling back on classic racist memes? You arre attempting to paint America's historic first multiracial President, Barack Obama, as some sort of shiftless vaudeville Negro. This is an affront to all Person of Colors and will undoubtedly get this Ewok fetish blog downvoted by Tumblr. Tumblr cares about social justice.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 06, 2015 01:25 PM (JFgsl) 234
ISIS says Jordan airstrike killed American hostage bit no ISIS militants.
Uh-huh. ISIS is almost as credible as #BrianWilliams Brian to lead the rescue by choppers. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 06, 2015 01:25 PM (W5DcG) 235
3AM....
(phone ringing) APE-ISH MONSTER: "Barak, the red phone's ringing!" JUGEARS: (mumbling past a cigarette that's gone out, still in his mouth) "Strategic Emergency Patience... oh reggie....." SCENE Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 06, 2015 01:26 PM (jjaLl) 236
Recorded voice, "This is the President of the United
States' Hotline. Press 1 for Samantha Powers. Press 2 for Susan Rice. Press 3 for the Secretary of State. Press 4 if you want the adult in charge Joe Biden." Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) --- No Anna, you press 1, 2, 3, or 4 and you get ValJar. Posted by: Penfold at February 06, 2015 01:26 PM (Fbt5B) 237
Kreplach:
The problem isn't that this clown car of a feckless, lawless and mendacious administration is what we thought and knew it was, the problem is a supine and complicit media apparatus and a spineless make no waves opposition. This. Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2015 01:26 PM (afQnV) 238
President Mom Jeans
President Garden Gate/Umbrella President Girl's Bike The world is laughing at us. Especially ISIS. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 01:26 PM (FsuaD) 239
202 NY Times Calls Chris Kyle Insane & Bruce Jenner Courageous For Turning Himself Into A Woman For Reality TV
Both stories published yesterday. Weasel Zippers Fredo's visions of America from his mouth piece at the NY Times Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2015 01:20 PM (rDqRv) Fuck the NYT, and the Bruce Jenner thing is just pathetic. It's disgusting and sad. Getting set to chop your dick off to get attention? What the fuck? Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 01:26 PM (2Ojst) 240
"Above my pay grade" <----------------"Strategic Patience"
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2015 01:27 PM (WvpaS) 241
This is an affront to all Person of Colors and will
undoubtedly get this Ewok fetish blog downvoted by Tumblr. Tumblr cares about social justice. Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 06, 2015 01:25 PM (JFgsl) Mary, we are blaming this on his White half, not the Magical Negro half. Yankees, figure it out. Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2015 01:27 PM (0FSuD) Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 06, 2015 01:27 PM (jjaLl) 243
President Buck-Passer
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 06, 2015 01:28 PM (wtvvX) 244
We will be exercising strategic patience when considering your 501 (c) 4 applications and tax refunds.
Posted by: John Koskinen at February 06, 2015 01:28 PM (nFdGS) 245
Voting "Present" <-------------------------"Strategic Patience"
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2015 01:28 PM (WvpaS) 246
NY Times Calls Chris Kyle Insane Bruce Jenner Courageous For Turning Himself Into A Woman For Reality TV
Have we reached peak Bizarro World yet? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 06, 2015 01:28 PM (W5DcG) Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2015 01:28 PM (0FSuD) 248
Affirmative Action has consequences.
Posted by: Garrett at February 06, 2015 01:29 PM (rX4Lr) 249
Tumblr. Tumblr cares
about social justice. Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 06, 2015 01:25 PM (JFgsl) --------------------------------- Funny! Tumblr only cares about dick-pics, everyone knows that! Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 06, 2015 01:29 PM (jjaLl) 250
Couldn't we airdrop Candy Crowley into Syria and win? Why are we holding back?
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at February 06, 2015 01:29 PM (oDCMR) 251
246 NY Times Calls Chris Kyle Insane Bruce Jenner Courageous For Turning Himself Into A Woman For Reality TV
Have we reached peak Bizarro World yet? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 06, 2015 01:28 PM (W5DcG) When KK announces she's getting an addadicktome, then we will have reached it. Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 01:29 PM (2Ojst) 252
Long past Peak Bizarre, now on the Slope to Anarchy.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 06, 2015 01:30 PM (1JDCL) 253
I guess it will be as successful as the Don't Do Stoopid S**t potty-mouthed official policy of the No. 1 world superpower*.
*Of course, not for much longer if Dear Leader has his way. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 06, 2015 01:31 PM (oa/c7) 254
252 Long past Peak Bizarre, now on the Slope to Anarchy.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) Ah, but we haven't yet reached Peak Treason. Wait for it. Coming soon. Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2015 01:32 PM (K4YiS) 255
Ducolax is good for resolving your case of "strategic patience"
Posted by: wooga at February 06, 2015 01:32 PM (HoRFj) 256
Whatever. This country is now officially a lunatic asylum.
Half my company is out in the parking lot taking selfies with "Obama's plane." Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 06, 2015 01:32 PM (ZKzrr) 257
102 ace, not a lunatic asylum. Paradoxically and tragically, the greatest country in history, almost overnight become fundamentally unserious. Even about matters of life and death for its own citizens.
It no longer functions as a nation at the most basic level--a group of people throwing together for mutual self defense. You know what comes next. Posted by: guy who's had it at February 06, 2015 01:32 PM (hKyl0) 258
Ace is absolutely torching Twitter right now.....
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 06, 2015 01:32 PM (wtvvX) 259
There's change, and there are quantum changes. We're living a quantun one now.
"Things will be accelerated for the sake of the elect." - Somewhere in Revelation Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 06, 2015 01:32 PM (0HooB) 260
He has nothing to offer. Indeed, most here think that there are few choices in the ME. He wants Iran to be the countervaling force that Saudi Arabia and Iraq failed to be. And he screws Israel.
And he wants to get paid, be loved and ot be questioned. He's like most careerists that never worked in the private sector. And we're becoming more like Europe, which he and the ruling class love. Posted by: Winston Smith has a new gig at February 06, 2015 01:32 PM (Spluw) 261
"Strategic patience" - just have another chocolate anus and relax would ya?
Posted by: Yojimbo at February 06, 2015 01:32 PM (EW/Wj) 262
When you choose, to not decide... you still have made a choice...
Posted by: Rock Wisdom at February 06, 2015 01:33 PM (qh617) 263
*grabs shovel and bag of lime*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 01:24 PM (FsuaD) Boy BFF's wife used to be decently up the foodchain in Wal-Mart management. She would get *so pissed* when he and I would start up with "Wal-Mart! Where else can you get shovels, gloves, tarps, plastic bags, duct tape and lye at 2 in the morning?" Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny at February 06, 2015 01:33 PM (mf5HN) 264
Couldn't we airdrop Candy Crowley into Syria and win? Why are we holding back?
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at February 06, 2015 01:29 PM (oDCMR) Heh. Talk about "kinetic action"... Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 06, 2015 01:33 PM (wtvvX) 265
261 "Strategic patience" - just have another chocolate anus and relax would ya?
Posted by: Yojimbo at February 06, 2015 01:32 PM (EW/Wj) Hey, I resemble that remark! Posted by: Reggie Love at February 06, 2015 01:33 PM (2Ojst) 266
Erg, Dale was the chick, Terry was the drummer. Their names were all weird.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 06, 2015 01:33 PM (scgac) 267
Never underestimate how dumb, and how psycho, John McCain is.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2015 01:34 PM (afQnV) 268
Half my company is out in the parking lot taking selfies with "Obama's plane."
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 06, 2015 01:32 PM (ZKzrr) Years ago, asshole Clinton came to town for a fund raiser. He flew that big fucking 747 over my golf course at about 1000 ft, then circled downtown and came back over. We tried to moon him, but there was a ranger on the course. What dick head. Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2015 01:35 PM (0FSuD) 269
Did anyone besides me hear O'Hannity's show last night? Interview with Newt Gingrich, in which Newt described TFG and his entire administration as a national security threat?
Toughest language I heard describe a President. Posted by: navybrat at February 06, 2015 01:35 PM (JgC5a) 270
Gah! I forgot about "don't do stupid shit."
What is the average age over there at State? Do they play beer pong together on weekends? Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2015 01:35 PM (WvpaS) Posted by: ThunderB, Official Bergdahl Face Puncher at February 06, 2015 01:35 PM (zOTsN) 272
Strategic Patience is how I saved that puppy.
It was a week after the fire and people with dogs had moved back into the building... They wondered why I was crawling around their living room, but then I found the puppy!! They hadn't even known he was missing. Posted by: Brian Williams at February 06, 2015 01:36 PM (0xTsz) 273
Posted by: Winston Smith has a new gig at February 06, 2015 01:32 PM (Spluw)
so... his statergery, is to use a country who has been killing our people since 1979.... (Marines in Lebanon... Iraq and Afghanistan by giving arms and training to bad guys...) As a counter balance to the country that gave us Osama Bin L, and the guys who actually DID 9/11. The enemy of my enemy, is not necessarily my friend... and may not even be an ally... Posted by: Rock Wisdom at February 06, 2015 01:36 PM (qh617) 274
Good Lord...I leave for a couple of hours and you guys come up with Strategic Patience???
WTF??? Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2015 01:37 PM (08Znv) 275
I have a fear that Obama will just go berserk in his final year and, knowing that he will be immune to any criticisms or impeachments, will just let his Leftist Wet Dream freak flag fly, and will go on a whirlwind of "he wouldn't dare" outrageous final acts.
He will - Call for monetary reparations to all black people; - Declare gay marriage a Federally guaranteed right; - Officially break with Israel, adding it to the list of terrorist regimes; - Simultaneously, declare Iran our new ally; - Decommission the entire US nuclear missile arsenal; - Convert the Washington Monument to a minaret? Nah, even Obama wouldn't do that. - Etc. Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2015 01:37 PM (K4YiS) Posted by: Loveulongtime at February 06, 2015 01:37 PM (mdg8n) 277
We tried to moon him, but there was a ranger on the course.
We haven't been a free country for a long time. I'm pissed I forgot my camera. It's a sweet plane. Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 06, 2015 01:38 PM (ZKzrr) 278
*grabs shovel and bag of lime*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 01:24 PM (FsuaD Before confirming Jane as Admiral. I would like to know her position on canoe accidents. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2015 01:38 PM (2Aj5D) 279
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In short, he is too dumb to be particularly malevolent. However, his glaring weaknesses are incredibly useful to his puppeteers, who are people that are truly evil and have all the faculties that Obama lacks. Posted by: 1bulwetweft at February 06, 2015 01:24 PM (CzJOg) Agreed. My question, of course, is who exactly are his puppeteers? Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2015 01:38 PM (zoehZ) 280
We also used Strategic Patience during the Benghazi attacks. It worked out well for us. Politically, I mean.
Posted by: Turd Williker, Captain, Electronic Progressive Army at February 06, 2015 01:38 PM (7u7u7) 281
I think all that's missing now is the sweater and the fireside chats.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2015 01:38 PM (08Znv) 282
278 *grabs shovel and bag of lime*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 01:24 PM (FsuaD Before confirming Jane as Admiral. I would like to know her position on canoe accidents. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2015 01:38 PM (2Aj5D) Position??? Front seat of course.... Posted by: BB Wolf at February 06, 2015 01:39 PM (qh617) 283
The enemy of my enemy, is not necessarily my friend... and may not even be an ally...
Posted by: Rock Wisdom at February 06, 2015 01:36 PM It makes perfect sense when you realize that America is his enemy. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 06, 2015 01:39 PM (h4vJk) 284
It is sweetest to decieve the deciever.. #StuffBrianWilliamsCounseledThemBorgiasOn
Posted by: Brian Niccolo Williams at February 06, 2015 01:39 PM (RJN20) 285
- Convert the Washington Monument to a minaret? Nah, even Obama wouldn't do that.
All he has to do is instruct the Park Service to approve the permit submitted by someone else, and if we learned anything from the WWII memorial "shutdown" it's that they'll follow his orders. Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 06, 2015 01:39 PM (ZKzrr) 286
Like we planned to all patience and stuff all along. It's good not to jump into things when you're dealing with some people who behead babies and burn people in cages cause we wouldn't want them to think we thought it had anything to do with the "I" word.
Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 06, 2015 01:39 PM (DXzRD) 287
Strategic Patience = Natural Family Planning
Posted by: McCool at February 06, 2015 01:39 PM (nCSwS) 288
Weakness invites aggression. Something Obama has yet to learn and which I fear we will all pay the price for.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at February 06, 2015 01:40 PM (1li1B) 289
Chinese and Nork hackers have now obtained the personal details, including SS#s, for almost everyone in the US.
Hey, break out the strategic kitten pics. Posted by: GnuBreed at February 06, 2015 01:40 PM (xn35I) 290
I love it "Black History" month at local paper has a story about an 1890 Black Fire Department.
Next to it? Local history, Black 14 year old shots another 14 yr old, two more arrested for armed robbery of a Subway. Perfect. Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2015 01:40 PM (0FSuD) Posted by: tu3031 at February 06, 2015 01:40 PM (S0A/C) 292
zombie - what's sad is he's already doing a lot of that stuff stealthily But add nationalizing retirement accounts (401K/IRAs) because he need the money.
Also, the Washington Cathedral recently started holding Muslim services, so that's close to your Washington Monument prediction. Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2015 01:40 PM (WvpaS) 293
281 I think all that's missing now is the sweater and the fireside chats.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2015 01:38 PM (08Znv And a wheel chair, a wheel chair without breaks iykwim. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2015 01:40 PM (l1zOH) 294
Strategic patience sounds strangely like doing nothing.
Granted, sometimes doing nothing is the correct action. But this administration is clearly very selective about what they choose to act on and what they choose to ignore. The Iraq we spent trillions of dollars and shed gallons of blood to set up as a free, nominally-democratic state coming totally unglued and being mostly taken over by 7th century barbarian? No action. A healthcare system working in pretty much the same fashion it had for the previous 40 years? ZOMG WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING NOW FOR THE CHILLINS Posted by: Moderate Salami at February 06, 2015 01:40 PM (/Ho8c) 295
What is the average age over there at State? Do they play beer pong together on weekends?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2015 01:35 PM (WvpaS) ********************** I take it that was a rhetorical question. http://freebeacon.com/politics/obamas-favs-set-to-party-on/ Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 06, 2015 01:41 PM (5f5bM) 296
I Fn told and told Neville that he couldn't trust The Little Corporal. But he failed to listen. He failed to understand what I could see.
Posted by: Brian Peace in our Times Williams at February 06, 2015 01:41 PM (RJN20) 297
Ace laying it down on twitter. Channeling Thomas Paine
Posted by: ThunderB, Official Bergdahl Face Puncher at February 06, 2015 01:41 PM (zOTsN) 298
At least he didn't call it "benign neglect." That worked poorly in 1969...
Posted by: billo at February 06, 2015 01:42 PM (MRBXU) 299
Waiting months to approve the rescue of Americans held by ISIS so that the rescue team arrives two days *after* they've been moved<-----------"Strategic Patience"
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2015 01:42 PM (WvpaS) Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 06, 2015 01:42 PM (RZzX3) 301
As a counter balance to the country that gave us Osama Bin L, and the guys who actually DID 9/11. The enemy of my enemy, is not necessarily my friend... and may not even be an ally...
Posted by: Rock Wisdom Exactly so. For decades, the West has longed for a muslim nation in the ME that would be a source of stability and influence. This would reduce the influence or foreign entities like the USSR, or terrorist movements. Egypt, the Shah's Iran, Saudia Arabia, and last, Iraq. His ending of sanctions and pathetic negotiations indicate that he's backing the current strong horse. Posted by: Winston Smith has a new gig at February 06, 2015 01:42 PM (Spluw) 302
>>What is the average age over there at State? Do they play beer pong together on weekends?
Posted by: Lizzy Only if they can get a a wino to go in the store and buy the beer for them. Posted by: Aviator at February 06, 2015 01:43 PM (3rrMW) 303
Mary, if Barky was a vaudeville act someone would have gotten the hook out for him by now.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 06, 2015 01:43 PM (X+nFp) 304
300 I think the Little Corporal was Napoleon.
Hitler was the Paper Hanger. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 06, 2015 01:42 PM F*cking painters Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2015 01:43 PM (l1zOH) Posted by: Ezekiel Emanuel and his Death Panels for those over 75 at February 06, 2015 01:43 PM (f8y+G) 306
Right now I'm engaging in-
Tactical Drinking with the goal of Strategic Drunkenness I predict victory! Posted by: naturalfake at February 06, 2015 01:43 PM (KBvAm) 307
Not to be confused with tactical thumb-twiddling.
Posted by: Meric1837 at February 06, 2015 01:43 PM (yrsus) 308
Yeah, yeah...we COULD get jobs and support ourselves. But we're just exercising strategic patience in our life choices. Laziness? Greed? Incompetence? No. Just all the fault of Structural Racism and Economic Inequality and stuff, man.
Posted by: Free Sh*t Army at February 06, 2015 01:44 PM (RMOpc) 309
Delaying authorization of the Bin Laden raid several tomes, by going golfing and "sleeping on it" so that each time the window of opportunity closed before Obama made up his mind<------------"Strategic Patience"
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2015 01:44 PM (WvpaS) 310
Republicans are gong to run on sending 100,000 ground troops against ISIS to help Iran and its lackeys? That will sure be an electoral winner!
No war for Iranian interest! Posted by: Reality at February 06, 2015 01:44 PM (0Ldi9) 311
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Gah! I forgot about "don't do stupid shit." What is the average age over there at State? Do they play beer pong together on weekends? Don't you feel like your watching Saturday Night Live every time that Blond starts talking? Posted by: Loveulongtime at February 06, 2015 01:44 PM (mdg8n) 312
Wal-Mart! Where else can you get shovels, gloves, tarps, plastic bags, duct tape and lye at 2 in the morning?
We shop there every week. I love Wal-Mart. It's got everything you could possible need, for any reason possible. You can even find incandescent light bulbs. Posted by: ALH at February 06, 2015 01:45 PM (yAPdC) 313
Why do Republicans always want war? Are you notbtired of seeing Americans die for Muslims? Let ISIS and Iran fight it out.
Posted by: Reality at February 06, 2015 01:46 PM (0Ldi9) 314
I resent that. I have never played beer pong. I just watch my friends play it on Fridays when things are kind of slow in the State Dept. I AM of legal drinking age ,you know and so is my BFF Marie. So there!!!!
Posted by: Jen Psaki at February 06, 2015 01:46 PM (DXzRD) 315
Does my arm crammed up his asshole to the elbow give you any clues?
Posted by: George "Animated Corpse" Soros at February 06, 2015 01:46 PM (jjaLl) 316
>>I take it that was a rhetorical question.
http://freebeacon.com/politics/obamas-favs-set-to-party-on/ Yes, that's what I was thinking of! Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2015 01:46 PM (WvpaS) 317
There is literally no lie that Obama can ejaculate out too absurd for the media to lick off the floor-Ace on his Twitter Feed.
Awesome, just awesom. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2015 01:46 PM (l1zOH) 318
NBC can only shill for 50 Shades because they own Universal Studios
Posted by: ThunderB, Official Bergdahl Face Puncher at February 06, 2015 01:46 PM (zOTsN) 319
Why not send Americas Park Rangers with lots of Barrycades and seal off ISIS? And make them wear those cute shorts too.
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at February 06, 2015 01:46 PM (oDCMR) 320
Why not send Americas Park Rangers with lots of Barrycades and seal off ISIS? And make them wear those cute shorts too.
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at February 06, 2015 01:46 PM (oDCMR) 321
300: EXACTLY my point! Lord Raglan, next to me, was he was caught in a fit of sneezing and of course I proferred my hankerchief. Sadly, the Light Brigade mistook this as a banner signal and advanced, advanced into History alongside me...
Posted by: Brian heroOfBalaclava Williams at February 06, 2015 01:47 PM (RJN20) 322
It's hysterical how i always thought we had checks and balances in govt.
that Smart traditions were a continuance no matter who became President. That congress , the Senate ,the judiciary even the pentagon would fight for the country stability and longevity. i was so naive. Posted by: comrade w. at February 06, 2015 01:47 PM (nqBYe) Posted by: @votermom at February 06, 2015 01:47 PM (cbfNE) 324
Oh good, the deep thinking idiot is here.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 06, 2015 01:47 PM (659DL) 325
You all criticize Obama, but the only reason he does any military action is because Republicans at always bitching. How about we let the Muslims kill themelves?
No war for Iranian interest. Posted by: Reality at February 06, 2015 01:47 PM (0Ldi9) 326
Dems are shipping troops to iraq, and working with Iran! After The Iranians signed an arms deal with Russia. And they're still working toward nuclear weapons.
And I love this, because I won't question my Boyfriend. In other news, the woman that ISIS butchered got what she deserved, baceause she made my Boyfriend look bad. Posted by: Lord Aragont at February 06, 2015 01:48 PM (Spluw) 327
and that the 4th estate would be watchdogs
Posted by: comrade w. at February 06, 2015 01:48 PM (nqBYe) 328
"Erg, Dale was the chick, Terry was the drummer. Their names were all weird."
I was gonna ask how many pitchers you had that night. No, I mean you personally. Posted by: Jaws at February 06, 2015 01:48 PM (WKNX4) 329
"Strategic patience" is why Obama just got around to complaining about the Crusades.
Posted by: edj at February 06, 2015 01:48 PM (klzyR) 330
312 Wal-Mart! Where else can you get shovels, gloves, tarps, plastic bags, duct tape and lye at 2 in the morning?
-- Mrs T9, is that you? Posted by: @votermom at February 06, 2015 01:48 PM (cbfNE) 331
my boyfriend is such a pathetic president, he sends troops to war for the wrong reasons. Swearsies. But he's still dreamy.
Posted by: Lord Aragont at February 06, 2015 01:49 PM (Spluw) 332
@319
Why not just let ISIS and Iran kill each other? Posted by: Reality at February 06, 2015 01:49 PM (0Ldi9) 333
A girl I was trying to get friendly with had a bad case of "Strategic Patience"
Posted by: nanny hag at February 06, 2015 01:49 PM (Queum) 334
Empy chair, strategic patience. To-May-To, To-Mah-to. That NCAA braket isn't going to fill itself out. Posted by: Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate at February 06, 2015 01:49 PM (Hj9yW) 335
Mrs T9, is that you?
Posted by: @votermom at February 06, 2015 01:48 PM (cbfNE) Oh, that was rough! Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2015 01:50 PM (0FSuD) 336
>>Don't you feel like your watching Saturday Night Live every time that Blond starts talking?
Yes. She is an embarrassment. Here's my theory on Obama's many incompetent spokesholes: he hires them so that the press just gives up attempting to get an honest, informative answer. They trot out their b.s. spin with that grin that says "you know and I know that I'm lying, but this is the only answer you're gonna get so deal with it." Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2015 01:50 PM (WvpaS) 337
@326
Obama is involved in Iraq because Republicans keep bitching. He's an idiot and should have told the GOP to form volunteer brigades to fight ISIS for Iran. Its the GOP who want to destroy ISIS to help Iran. Posted by: Reality at February 06, 2015 01:51 PM (0Ldi9) 338
The rouge was my idea.It came to me as I was walking in LA, headed to one of our gigs.
Posted by: Brian MissingPersons Williams at February 06, 2015 01:51 PM (RJN20) 339
Strategically patiently waiting until 2017
Posted by: cajun caret at February 06, 2015 01:51 PM (UZQM8) Posted by: Unreality at February 06, 2015 01:51 PM (jjaLl) 341
Why not ignore everyone in the path of ISIS? They're only women and children. Besides, they make my Boyfriend look bad. I hate them.
Posted by: Lord Aragont at February 06, 2015 01:51 PM (Spluw) 342
'I'm only here so I don't get fined'. This is Strategic Patience.
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at February 06, 2015 01:52 PM (oDCMR) 343
Strategic Defensive is deferred suicide.
-Napoleon Bonaparte Posted by: havildar-major at February 06, 2015 01:52 PM (jpW6t) 344
>>Why not just let ISIS and Iran kill each other?
This sounds like the type of military advice Long Shanks' gay son's boyfriend gave him right before Long Shanks threw him to his death for blatant stupidity. If only. Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2015 01:52 PM (g1DWB) 345
Hey why don't the neocons and their tea party lackeys go form volunteer brigades to fight ISIS and be Iran' s bitch.
Posted by: Reality at February 06, 2015 01:52 PM (0Ldi9) 346
Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 01:52 PM (kff5f) 347
I still think that somehow obama is dreamny AND an idiot who is easily led.
I struck the motherlode in my diaper. Posted by: Lord Aragont at February 06, 2015 01:52 PM (Spluw) 348
My only regret: I only achieved half of what Brian Williams accomplished. He was a true Renaissanse man. (dating myself here a bit... i watched it on re-runs, HONEST!) Posted by: Commander McBragg at February 06, 2015 01:53 PM (RJN20) 349
Next to it? Local history, Black 14 year old shots another 14 yr old, two more arrested for armed robbery of a Subway.
Legacy of slavery and Jim Crow. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 06, 2015 01:53 PM (W5DcG) 350
you cant make this up NBC has configured a "truth squad" to assess Willam's alleged fabrications they are looking for reasons to fire him for cause Posted by: ThunderB, Official Bergdahl Face Puncher at February 06, 2015 01:53 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: Someguy just goofing off at February 06, 2015 01:53 PM (DL2i+) 352
@344
You want to destroy ISIS to enable Iran and its proxies to take over the Mideast. Posted by: Reality at February 06, 2015 01:53 PM (0Ldi9) 353
Strategic Patience = "Bend over, here it comes again."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 01:54 PM (kff5f) 354
Why are you angry at the govt/Obama? Look at the polls.
Be mad at your neighbors that allow this to continue. Posted by: Tonic Dog at February 06, 2015 01:54 PM (gqKOU) 355
why don't we continue to ignore human misery that makes my Boyfriend look bad? Why don't rethuglickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkans have the same awesome war record of obama, Biden and Brian Williams?
Posted by: Lord Aragont at February 06, 2015 01:54 PM (Spluw) Posted by: @votermom DIY or die! at February 06, 2015 01:54 PM (cbfNE) 357
344
>>Why not just let ISIS and Iran kill each other? Iran and Iraq did that for years. I think a million killed. Those fcuker must breed like rats. Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2015 01:55 PM (0FSuD) 358
Oh, f*ck me. Is Hector *still here?*
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 01:55 PM (kff5f) 359
you cant make this up
NBC has configured a "truth squad" to assess Willam's alleged fabrications they are looking for reasons to fire him for cause Posted by: ThunderB, Official Bergdahl Face Puncher at February 06, 2015 01:53 PM (zOTsN) Truth squad. That's not creepily Soviet or anything. Also weren't there similar squads in Romania after the Ceausescus were executed? Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny at February 06, 2015 01:55 PM (mf5HN) 360
>>You want to destroy ISIS to enable Iran and its proxies to take over the Mideast.
Yes, that's exactly what I want you fucking room temperature IQ dolt. Go eat some paste. Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2015 01:55 PM (g1DWB) 361
I see we've opened up a line to mom's basement where Isolationism and cynically watching the world burn results in a really mellow buzz, unlimited Doritos, a return of the gold standard, and Luap Nor as # diety.
Totes reality. Posted by: Jaws at February 06, 2015 01:55 PM (WKNX4) 362
What has ISIS done that Al Sharpton, Eric Holder and Fredo didn't attempt to do in Ferguson?
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at February 06, 2015 01:55 PM (oDCMR) 363
My spidey sense tells me that I know exactly why you want ganag rape and slavery to stop. Iran.
Spiderman underoos are never wrong. And in my case, seldom dry. Posted by: Lord Aragont at February 06, 2015 01:55 PM (Spluw) 364
Tuchman's description of Czar Nicky II seems remarkably apt re President Ostrich - "a mind so shallow as to be all surface"
Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2015 01:55 PM (o+SC1) 365
@341
Go volunteer for a shia militia and fight ISIS then if you are so hung ho. Americans do not want war and will vote against warmongers. Posted by: Reality at February 06, 2015 01:55 PM (0Ldi9) 366
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No, seriously. He's going to get us all killed. Smart-military bloggers, it is time to convene a promotion board. All in favor of ADMIRAL Jane D'oh, say aye. And then an all-day "Clear and Present" vs "Red October" quotefight. Aye Aye!! Posted by: Loveulongtime at February 06, 2015 01:56 PM (mdg8n) 367
NBC has configured a "truth squad" to assess Willam's alleged fabrications
From the network that gave you totally legit flaming trucks... Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 06, 2015 01:56 PM (659DL) 368
349 Next to it? Local history, Black 14 year old shots another 14 yr old, two more arrested for armed robbery of a Subway.
Legacy of slavery and Jim Crow. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 06, 2015 01:53 PM (W5DcG) After the dinner meal and before the 1st serving of hot dish at the Lutheran monthly pot luck. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2015 01:56 PM (l1zOH) Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at February 06, 2015 01:56 PM (ZKzrr) 370
Will NBC's Truth Squad be armed?
Posted by: @votermom DIY or die! at February 06, 2015 01:56 PM (cbfNE) Posted by: ThunderB, Official Bergdahl Face Puncher at February 06, 2015 01:56 PM (zOTsN) 372
Truth squad. That's not creepily Soviet or anything. Also weren't there similar squads in Romania after the Ceausescus were executed?
Atc my Queen; you have returned. Posted by: Lord Aragont son of Arrowroot son of Arrowshirt at February 06, 2015 01:57 PM (Spluw) 373
Operation Enduring Dither
Posted by: Jukin at February 06, 2015 01:57 PM (WGm5T) 374
Just for the information Jen Psakii is 36. Marie Harf is 33, Unfortunately Valley Girls really have no upper age limits,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2015 01:57 PM (DXzRD) 375
All trolls are average Hectors
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2015 01:57 PM (l1zOH) 376
Yeah, come on guys, Americans are like "oh some guy got burned alive in a cage? Whatevs!"
Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2015 01:57 PM (MYCIw) 377
@361
Are you really that strategically ignorant? ISIS is fighting Iran and its proxies. They are both our enemies. Let them kill each other. Do you comprehend this concept or are you brainwashed? Posted by: Reality at February 06, 2015 01:57 PM (0Ldi9) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 06, 2015 01:57 PM (659DL) 379
This is what you get when you let a pissant kid speechwriter serve as deputy national security adviser... poll tested cliches that sound deep and mean nothing.
Posted by: dave at February 06, 2015 01:58 PM (8uzdZ) 380
TFG waiting six weeks to do anything about the Gulf oil spill = Strategic Patience.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 06, 2015 01:58 PM (0HooB) 381
Americans do not want war.....and my Boyfriend has set a record for the most wars waged by a Nobel prize winner.
And I'm okay with that. Posted by: Lord Aragont son of Arrowroot son of Arrowshirt at February 06, 2015 01:58 PM (Spluw) 382
@376
Iran hangs people in the streets. They are all evil. Why do you support the Ayatollahs? Posted by: Reality at February 06, 2015 01:58 PM (0Ldi9) Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny at February 06, 2015 01:58 PM (mf5HN) 384
hows the seepage you managed to find a way to get rid of that smell? I can see why you are preoccupied with washing Posted by: ThunderB, Official Bergdahl Face Puncher at February 06, 2015 01:59 PM (zOTsN) 385
Reality sucks when your head is shoved up your ass.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2015 01:59 PM (l1zOH) 386
ohhhh. thats why there is seepage
Posted by: ThunderB, Official Bergdahl Face Puncher at February 06, 2015 02:00 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: tu3031 at February 06, 2015 02:00 PM (S0A/C) 388
#361, do you not understand that ISIS is fighting Syrians, Iraqis, Kurds, Jordanians, aid workers, children and women? And that i don't care? Or are you in love with my Boyfriend? If so, back off; he's mine
Posted by: Lord Aragont son of Arrowroot son of Arrowshirt at February 06, 2015 02:00 PM (Spluw) 389
You can even find incandescent light bulbs.
Posted by: ALH Yeah, we know you've found some there. Posted by: Dept. of Energy SWAT Team suiting up at February 06, 2015 02:00 PM (/Ho8c) 390
I just laugh at how you tea party losers bitch about Iran and then want to destroy the one force standing up to the Ayatollahs.
Posted by: Reality at February 06, 2015 02:00 PM (0Ldi9) 391
NBC has configured a "truth squad" to assess Willam's alleged fabrications
So . . . . . Inquisition ? Posted by: McCool at February 06, 2015 02:00 PM (nCSwS) 392
I support Reality. No blood for Zionist banksters wars!
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 06, 2015 02:01 PM (JFgsl) 393
you know you are fucked up when you are pro ISIS
Posted by: ThunderB, Official Bergdahl Face Puncher at February 06, 2015 02:01 PM (zOTsN) 394
I'm brainwashed. I admit it. I can't see the deep strategic genius of allowing instability without end in a neighborhood filled with people who previously crashed planes into our buildings and blew up our Marines.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 06, 2015 02:01 PM (659DL) 395
358 Oh, f*ck me. Is Hector *still here?*
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 Why yes, yes he is. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2015 02:01 PM (l1zOH) 396
Damn, the head ewok is en fuego on Twitter today.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 02:01 PM (2Ojst) 397
A palette cleanser. Daddy owl visits momma on the nest. Brings her a snack (filmed this morning around 7:40 a.m.):
http://tinyurl.com/q2ko7lz Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 02:01 PM (FsuaD) 398
Oh man, if you could see all the meds in Hillary's medicine cabinet... She's not well mentally or physically. Transparency!
Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at February 06, 2015 02:01 PM (gwG9s) 399
Iran gained relief from sanctions, courtesy of my Boyfriend. My Boyfriend ignored the democracy movement in Iran. I nutted.
Posted by: Lord Aragont son of Arrowroot son of Arrowshirt at February 06, 2015 02:01 PM (Spluw) 400
This is all so that we don't notice the investigation into the Iranian agents granted entry into the country:
http://is.gd/RPpTfh Posted by: notsothoreau at February 06, 2015 02:01 PM (5HBd1) 401
Is there anything more pitiful than an impotent fascist?
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at February 06, 2015 02:01 PM (oDCMR) 402
yes let iran and isis up to their own devices.
what's tens of thousands of deaths. also those stupid ukrainians and next polish citizens. Hell why worry about Taiwan or Japan. who gives a shit . why worry about the future. just let Others be the world leaders,, because why should WE have any say. after all, fair to share, and others are Not after the world spoils . Posted by: comrade at February 06, 2015 02:01 PM (nqBYe) 403
391 NBC has configured a "truth squad" to assess Willam's alleged fabrications
So . . . . . Inquisition ? Posted by: McCool at February 06, 2015 02:00 PM (nCSwS Thats so Christian. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2015 02:01 PM (l1zOH) 404
@388
Those Syrians are Iranian lackeys. You support Assad as well? I bet you like Hezbollah as well. Posted by: Reality at February 06, 2015 02:01 PM (0Ldi9) Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 06, 2015 02:01 PM (0HooB) 406
Had I been able to apply Strategic Patience, I would not have done that thing in your mouth.
...perhaps you'll listen next time. Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 06, 2015 02:02 PM (16bOT) 407
NBC has configured a "truth squad" to assess Willam's alleged fabrications
-------------- I'm on the Truth Squad. Posted by: Andre the Giant as Fezzik at February 06, 2015 02:02 PM (VAsIq) Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2015 02:02 PM (JtwS4) 409
I love how I ignore Kurds and Jordanians
Posted by: Lord Aragont son of Arrowroot son of Arrowshirt at February 06, 2015 02:02 PM (Spluw) 410
405 So . . . . . Inquisition ?
You just know no one will expect it. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 06, 2015 02:01 PM (0HooB) He already has a comfy chair. Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 02:02 PM (2Ojst) 411
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NBC has configured a "truth squad" to assess Willam's alleged fabrications This is the we are firing you for cause and you can not sue us for your salary plan. Dan Rather had same. He's gone. Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2015 02:02 PM (0FSuD) 412
He waited in Iraq until the Iranians and ISIL took over. Now he's doing nothing.
On the other paw he has waited strategically in Egypt until the MB has gained enough political ground to do what they are going to do do (I'm not counting his secret meetings with them as active participation). Ditto in Yemen. Waited on Iran until they have a nuke (before the end of this year I bet). He really is working strategically against America. We will not survive this. China, India and Russia will but we won't. Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at February 06, 2015 02:02 PM (nSj9w) 413
I'll just hold on to these water buckets until we need them.
Posted by: Nero ca 64 AD at February 06, 2015 02:02 PM (wVWRM) 414
I'm on the Truth Squad.
Posted by: Andre the Giant as Fezzik at February 06, 2015 02:02 PM (VAsIq) You ARE the Truth Squad! Posted by: Miracle Max at February 06, 2015 02:02 PM (2Ojst) Posted by: imp at February 06, 2015 02:03 PM (XIXZz) 416
I wonder which side Serbia is on.
Posted by: a balrog of morgoth at February 06, 2015 02:03 PM (Q9qpj) 417
Standing up to Ayatollahs = Crucifying kids
Got it, fuckhead. You can stick the screwdriver all the way into your ear now. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 06, 2015 02:03 PM (659DL) Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2015 02:03 PM (lwori) 419
Please please please, no one ask that Psaki chick at State to explain strategic patience.
--- First off, it's "Pstrategic" patience, and she works for the Pstate Department. Posted by: Grammar Lefist at February 06, 2015 02:03 PM (VAsIq) 420
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Admiral D'Oh, I found you a command vessel. http://bit.ly/1zXxx10 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny at February 06, 2015 01:58 PM (mf5HN) Oooh! I like! I'll hoist a pirate flag on it. *passes blondies through USB port* Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 06, 2015 02:03 PM (FsuaD) 421
@402
I don't care about dead Muslims. Why do you? As for the Ukraine, the regime are a bunch of Soros lackeys allied with neo Nazis. Nice buddies you tea party hicks have. You support the Ayatollajs, love Muslims, support Soros and Nazis. Posted by: Reality at February 06, 2015 02:03 PM (0Ldi9) 422
I was reading somewhere yesterday that TFG was all but begging Iran to sign the deal they've been negotiating. Historic first and all you know. Noted that with current deal Iran would have working Nuke within 2 months. We all know that they mean what they say in wiping Israel off the map. What will our world look like without Israel home of our Jesus where he walked and taught? Islam has a history of wiping out all signs of other religions wherever they go. What will TFG do?
Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at February 06, 2015 02:03 PM (A7LEa) 423
I was so happy when my Boyfriend opened negotiations with Hezbollah.
And when SoS MomMom called Assad a "reformer", I waved my diaper for joy. In retrospect, that was a mistake. Posted by: Lord Aragont son of Arrowroot son of Arrowshirt at February 06, 2015 02:03 PM (Spluw) 424
418 Is there anything more pitiful than an
impotent fascist? An impotent US President. Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2015 02:03 PM (lwori) In Barry's case, you're being redundant. Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 02:04 PM (2Ojst) 425
@417
The Ayatollahs kill kids as well. Frankly I don't care about dead Muslims. I'm not an Islamic ass kisser like you. Posted by: Reality at February 06, 2015 02:05 PM (0Ldi9) 426
Translation of Strategic Patience = Unlimited golf and vacations AND lots of trips on Air Force muthaflappin' One!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at February 06, 2015 02:05 PM (BZAd3) 427
I think that Soros is allied with the tea party because............... shut up.
I think that muslims should die, unless i think that I can fake a quote of a rethuglickkkkkkkkkan saying it, then I'l pretend to be a human being. Posted by: Lord Aragont son of Arrowroot son of Arrowshirt at February 06, 2015 02:05 PM (Spluw) Posted by: Jaws at February 06, 2015 02:05 PM (WKNX4) 429
He's trained in - and has acted as a trainer for - communist agitation. Literally.
He can't do much of anything else. Posted by: Bigby's Chopsticks at February 06, 2015 01:11 PM (3ZtZW) One. Trick. Pony. Posted by: Jukin at February 06, 2015 02:05 PM (WGm5T) 430
Admiral D'Oh, I found you a command vessel. http://bit.ly/1zXxx10 Want. Really, the Horde should pitch for this. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2015 02:05 PM (JtwS4) 431
He already has a comfy chair.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 02:02 PM (2Ojst) Noooooooooooo. I wanted to say it! *stamps wee feets* Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny at February 06, 2015 02:05 PM (mf5HN) 432
The Leftist Community is based in my fart hole.
Posted by: Reality at February 06, 2015 02:05 PM (VAsIq) 433
Obama feels rejected by those he likes best. Iran continues to play hard to get. The MB wants to kill him.
Conservatives continue to point out his failures with glee. Where is a president to go for some comfort? Posted by: Ready Reggie here to help at February 06, 2015 02:05 PM (WNERA) 434
I don't remember saying I wouldn't do that in your mouth.
Memory is a tricky thing. You must misremember me saying that. .........Obama Administration and the MSM Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at February 06, 2015 02:06 PM (nSj9w) 435
I'm on the Truth Squad. Posted by: Andre the Giant as Fezzik at February 06, 2015 02:02 PM You are the Truth Squad! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 06, 2015 02:06 PM (h4vJk) Posted by: Hectors Wife at February 06, 2015 02:06 PM (zOTsN) 437
my Boyfriend negotiates with the ayatollahs, and helps them stay in power. I'm okay with that cause my Boyfriend is dreamy.
Posted by: Lord Aragont son of Arrowroot son of Arrowshirt at February 06, 2015 02:06 PM (Spluw) 438
I'll let you guys go back to weeping for dead Muslims. Its official, the tea party are a bunch of Ayatollah loving Dhimmis.
Its because of Muslim loving traitors like you hicks why 9/11 happened. Posted by: Reality at February 06, 2015 02:06 PM (0Ldi9) 439
Noooooooooooo. I wanted to say it!
*stamps wee feets* Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny at February 06, 2015 02:05 PM (mf5HN) You could come in again. Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 02:06 PM (2Ojst) Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2015 02:07 PM (lwori) 441
And then an all-day "Clear and Present" vs "Red October" quotefight.
---- Shome things don't react well to bulletsh. Posted by: Sean Connery playing a Russian lol at February 06, 2015 02:07 PM (VAsIq) 442
Lord Aragont son of Arrowroot son of Arrowshirt Cousin to Izod?
Posted by: rickb223 We're cut from the same cloth. Posted by: Lord Aragont son of Arrowroot son of Arrowshirt at February 06, 2015 02:07 PM (Spluw) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 06, 2015 02:07 PM (h4vJk) Posted by: Hectors Wife at February 06, 2015 02:08 PM (zOTsN) 445
Really, the Horde should pitch for this.
The Flagship of the Royal Navy of Alextopia. I like it. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 06, 2015 02:08 PM (0HooB) 446
I wonder if Brian will be able to handle the truth?
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at February 06, 2015 02:08 PM (oDCMR) 447
It's official, because.......it's nap time.
Posted by: Lord Aragont son of Arrowroot son of Arrowshirt at February 06, 2015 02:08 PM (Spluw) 448
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Admiral D'Oh, I found you a command vessel. http://bit.ly/1zXxx10 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny at February 06, 2015 01:58 PM (mf5HN) This is the Sea Slice, a Littoral Combat Ship (LCS), Haha, I read that as Clittoral Combat Ship!!!!!!!!! Posted by: Loveulongtime at February 06, 2015 02:08 PM (mdg8n) 449
@428
Whatever Ayatollah lover. I bet you weep when you see dead Hezzies and Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps. Posted by: Reality at February 06, 2015 02:08 PM (0Ldi9) 450
Here. Have Jennifer Lawrence channeling the Nastassja Kinski shoot.
http://instagram.com/p/yu5CJ9kD3K/ Yeah, that's pretty much NSFW. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny at February 06, 2015 02:08 PM (mf5HN) 451
you have the nerve to talk about despots?
who is giving Iran the power to take over the east? who has supported terrorists killing our soldiers for the last decade +? softer gentler dictators grasping large swaths of lands like the oh so loving MB? YOUR ideology is the one supporting Nazis, who in the hell is allowing the murders of thousands upon thousands of peoples, including Jews and Christians? lying asshole. Posted by: comrade at February 06, 2015 02:08 PM (nqBYe) 452
I see our favorite ambassador from Greater Serbia is here to educate us all on the wise and judicious restraint required when dealing with those one finds inconvenient....unless they are neighbors.
Posted by: a balrog of morgoth at February 06, 2015 02:09 PM (Q9qpj) 453
>>First off, it's "Pstrategic" patience, and she works for the Pstate Department.
Posted by: Grammar Lefist More like the paste department. Posted by: Aviator at February 06, 2015 02:09 PM (3rrMW) 454
The Flagship of the
I like it. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 06, 2015 02:08 PM FIFY Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 06, 2015 02:09 PM (h4vJk) Posted by: Hectors Wife at February 06, 2015 02:09 PM (zOTsN) 456
This is what you get when you let a pissant kid
speechwriter serve as deputy national security adviser... poll tested cliches that sound deep and mean nothing. Posted by: dave at February 06, 2015 01:58 PM (8uzdZ) ******************** I was just thinking bout how Ben Rhodes got Obama through the 2012 election with the YouTube video lie. That there earns you a job for life. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 06, 2015 02:09 PM (5f5bM) 457
hahaha Iran lover?
check your comrades ,Comrade. Posted by: comrade at February 06, 2015 02:10 PM (nqBYe) 458
Wait, I thought 9/11 happened so that HALLIBURTON!!!
What's wrong, Hector? Did the community college not give you tenure or something? Evil JOOOOOs infesting your life? Or are you, as I propose, just a run-of-the-mill ignorant dumbass? Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 06, 2015 02:10 PM (659DL) 459
We're cut from the same cloth.
Posted by: Lord Aragont son of Arrowroot son of Arrowshirt Golf clap. Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2015 02:10 PM (lwori) Posted by: Jaws at February 06, 2015 02:10 PM (WKNX4) 461
More like the paste department.
Posted by: Aviator at February 06, 2015 02:09 PM (3rrMW) ****************** Don't tell Joe Biden. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 06, 2015 02:10 PM (5f5bM) 462
Nood. Jindal
Posted by: Lauren at February 06, 2015 02:10 PM (MYCIw) 463
OK who took my sippy cup. When I find out who, they are fired. This isn't funny.
Posted by: Obama at February 06, 2015 02:11 PM (WNERA) 464
450 Here. Have Jennifer Lawrence channeling the Nastassja Kinski shoot.
http://instagram.com/p/yu5CJ9kD3K/ Yeah, that's pretty much NSFW. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny at February 06, 2015 02:08 PM (mf5HN) Never before have I wanted to be a snake so badly. Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2015 02:11 PM (2Ojst) 465
@427
If Republicans were anti Islamic I would support them. But they view Muslims as redeemable and that it is America's duty to take care of them. You are a sucker. Posted by: Reality at February 06, 2015 02:11 PM (0Ldi9) 466
Admiral D'Oh, I found you a command vessel.
http://bit.ly/1zXxx10 I totally expected to see this: http://tinyurl.com/mr6645g Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at February 06, 2015 02:11 PM (DT3rQ) 467
nood.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2015 02:12 PM (lwori) 468
It's okay, Hector. The cauterization procedure will only hurt for a few days, and they give you good drugs to get past the pain (maybe even better than whatever you're already on). And it's got a 99% chance to stop the bleeding.
The infection and puss and all that stuff? Well, they'll give you some antibiotics, too, but it *may* be a drug resistant strain. That's what you get for putting in overtime at the glory hole. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 06, 2015 02:12 PM (kff5f) 469
if Rethuglickkkkkkkkkans were anywhere near "antiislamic' I'd be howling about reactionary ethnic attitudes. Exactly like how I acted this morning.
my diaper has gone off. Posted by: Lord Aragont son of Arrowroot son of Arrowshirt at February 06, 2015 02:13 PM (Spluw) 470
Here. Have Jennifer Lawrence channeling the Nastassja Kinski shoot. You are the Most Benevolentish evah! *would pass you a lemon square but I have no actual idea what one is* Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2015 02:13 PM (JtwS4) 471
@458
You are the true Jew hater. Israel is threatened by your beloved Ayatollahs and you want to send Americans to die so a united Shiite block rules Iran, Iraq, Syria and Lebanon. You are the Jew hating treasonous worm. Posted by: Reality at February 06, 2015 02:15 PM (0Ldi9) 472
Nothing says "SWIM PARTY" at my house like "strategic patience", NOTHING.
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 06, 2015 02:17 PM (WGm5T) 473
@451
You are the one who wants to send Americans to die for Iran's interest. ISIS is preventing Iranian control of the Mideast. Both are evil, let them destroy themselves. Unlike you, I don't care about dead Muslims. The less the better for humanity. You are sucker. Posted by: Reality at February 06, 2015 02:18 PM (0Ldi9) 474
The tea party are the bitches of Shia Islam. What a collective bunch of suckers.
Posted by: Reality at February 06, 2015 02:19 PM (0Ldi9) 475
Hector mouth like sewer pipe. Got shit pouring out all day long.
Posted by: Confucious at February 06, 2015 02:22 PM (jjaLl) 476
Hector asshole like chicken coop. Got cock going in and out all day.
Posted by: Confucious at February 06, 2015 02:23 PM (jjaLl) 477
I read that as Clittoral Combat Ship!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Loveulongtime at February 06, 2015 02:08 PM (mdg8n) In this case your not wrong. Posted by: wrg500 at February 06, 2015 02:39 PM (kQBSd) 478
"That would be good spin if this alleged long-held devotion to "strategic patience" were now bearing some kind of positive"
Well, all those burning nations in the Middle East make for some really pretty sunsets. Oh, and if this is really their position, O'Reilly, who has been demanding a strategy, will go nuts tonight. Fun times. Posted by: PJ at February 06, 2015 02:51 PM (cHuNI) 479
Barky did the same thing when the surge was recommended in Afghan: he waited months and then gave the army only 50% of the men they requested..... dyas late and men short..... cause he knew better. Hence: Bargam Air force base
Posted by: jb at February 06, 2015 04:25 PM (mkNrU) 480
strategic patience
Sounds like the flip side of endeavor to persevere. Obama practices strategic patience while encouraging the soon to be slaughtered to endeavor to persevere. https://youtu.be/hRX6hSGeZs4 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 06, 2015 04:37 PM (IN7k+) 481
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When did the Onion and the MSM start looking so much alike?
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