The Brian Williams Tribute Video

Posted by: Ace at 06:22 PM

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1 New thread !!!!

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at February 05, 2015 06:24 PM (rRRQv)

2 Hahaha!!!!!

Posted by: EC at February 05, 2015 06:24 PM (doBIb)

3 Maybe now Brian can do some porn like his daughter.

Posted by: Bill at February 05, 2015 06:25 PM (JMNQR)

4
Williams on the high steel is simply the best!

Posted by: Hello, I'm Math... and I am one heartless bitch(TM) at February 05, 2015 06:26 PM (bWFHa)

5 Good stuff.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 05, 2015 06:27 PM (oFCZn)

6 Nice.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2015 06:27 PM (g1DWB)

7 Punch Up!, Ace

Posted by: Garrett at February 05, 2015 06:27 PM (sZyyG)

8 Brian! Brian! Brian! When will it all be about me?!

Posted by: Bruce Jan Jenner at February 05, 2015 06:28 PM (fY+fw)

9 He's the Forest Gump of TV Land.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 05, 2015 06:28 PM (JO9+V)

10 I remember seeing Brian jamming with the Beatles at Shea Stadium in '66.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 05, 2015 06:28 PM (8ZskC)

11 Someone in the earlier thread mentioned that we needed a flaming skull with the spinning beanie.

Here's a spinning propeller Beanie gif. If any enterprising moron with photshopping skills were so inclined to add it to the Flaming skull. Or perhaps a picture of Brian Williams himself. And then pass it along to ace.
http://tinyurl.com/ooqdb8c

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2015 06:28 PM (z/Ubi)

12 This is my final comment on Brian Williams at least for today.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at February 05, 2015 06:28 PM (WNERA)

13 Where's me raising the flag on Iwo Jima?

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 06:28 PM (XVNm3)

14 So he retires early. He still has his millions.

Posted by: rd at February 05, 2015 06:28 PM (k19Aq)

15 It will be an interesting process: Brian Williams regaining his credibility.

I doubt it is possible, but his handlers at NBC don't care about credibility anyway, so they might just keep him on with a slap on the wrist and a five day suspension.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2015 06:29 PM (Zu3d9)

16 I don't know about the rest of youse guys, but I'm really really enjoying the BriWi pile-on.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at February 05, 2015 06:29 PM (EZkAS)

17 Damn. I'm outta popcorn.
Switching to beer.

Posted by: Brian da Barbarian at February 05, 2015 06:29 PM (08Znv)

18 OK, he's toast.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 06:29 PM (MMC8r)

19 What? No footage of when he stole my Mr. Universe crown?! Oh, how I cried.

Posted by: Ahnold at February 05, 2015 06:29 PM (9UbUz)

20 My local sports station in Houston (yes, SPORTS station) was discussing this story on the way home.

I think it's actually made it down to the LIVs.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at February 05, 2015 06:30 PM (H/s7S)

21 What is the next to last photo?

Posted by: rickl at February 05, 2015 06:30 PM (sdi6R)

22 Heh... good vid. could use more bite, but good all the same. MOAR humility! Oh, and all this shit?? I do think it hurts Hillary...re Boznia... why? Because the WaPo felt it necessary to get out in front of it with a story today... this cuts close and they know it.

Posted by: Yip at February 05, 2015 06:30 PM (84SRe)

23 He needs to go spend more time with his family.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at February 05, 2015 06:30 PM (/pOl7)

24 Next up, Hitler finds out Brian Williams stretched the truth. A bit.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 05, 2015 06:30 PM (JO9+V)

25 Who did this?
I just read someone from here earlier today saying they were going to.
fooking genius, that's what it is...

Posted by: shredded chi at February 05, 2015 06:30 PM (vqmLI)

26 Saving Brian's Privates

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 05, 2015 06:31 PM (MdUsB)

27 time to hit the links, Brian

Posted by: Feh at February 05, 2015 06:31 PM (g/zj9)

28 The Life of Brian.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 05, 2015 06:31 PM (hlbmD)

29 I heard his lips got stuck to his microphone when they were pulling back from the Chosin Reservoir in Korea.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2015 06:31 PM (08Znv)

30

What's funny is how youtube is letting us know what it thinks Ace likes for videos. (Look at suggested vids after the vid is over).

You got some strange tastes, my friend.

Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 05, 2015 06:31 PM (c1BvN)

31 I've got a better chance of saving my career than Brian Williams.

Posted by: Robin Williams at February 05, 2015 06:32 PM (fY+fw)

32 Left out Brian escaping from Saigon on the last choppa.

Posted by: huerfano at February 05, 2015 06:32 PM (bAGA/)

33 Next up, Hitler finds out Brian Williams stretched the truth. A bit.

Stiener!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 06:32 PM (GRBbg)

34 I f*cking love that!!!!!!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 05, 2015 06:32 PM (xOu6p)

35 Posted by: rickl at February 05, 2015 06:30 PM (sdi6R)

A "selfie" that Ellen DeGeneres took at the Oscars.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2015 06:32 PM (Zu3d9)

36 Why does he deny sending pictures of his junk to Anthony Weiner?

What does the nickname RPG mean?

Posted by: eman at February 05, 2015 06:32 PM (66/zW)

37 Bawaawaaaawaaa!!!!!!

We need to keep this lyin liar in the headlines so that he is thoroughly humiliated and discredited. He deserves the full Sarah Palin treatment for his egregious fabulism.

Posted by: L, elle at February 05, 2015 06:33 PM (+BxpP)

38 vid should be longer and lose the profanity

it'll be a hit with the kids

Posted by: Feh at February 05, 2015 06:33 PM (g/zj9)

39 Posted by: GnuBreed at February 05, 2015 06:31 PM (MdUsB)

Ding ding ding ding.

We have a winnah!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 05, 2015 06:33 PM (RZzX3)

40 That picture of the last chopper flying out of South Vietnam? Yup, me at the controls. With a rpg clutched between my butt cheeks.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 06:33 PM (zxQ4h)

41 BTW, you guys know that it's a parody of an actual NBC Brian Williams teaser, right?

Posted by: shredded chi at February 05, 2015 06:34 PM (vqmLI)

42 37
egregious fabulism

Posted by: L, elle at February 05, 2015 06:33 PM (+BxpP)

That's some pretty fancy vocabulary for a Moronette.

Posted by: rickl at February 05, 2015 06:35 PM (sdi6R)

43 Thank you Dad, for being my hero.

Posted by: Allison Williams, a little flatulent today at February 05, 2015 06:35 PM (wAQA5)

44 That's a Ben Howe video, isn't it?

Posted by: AmishDude at February 05, 2015 06:36 PM (L2xDv)

45 I could never have done it without you, Dad.

Posted by: Allison Williams, a little flatulent today at February 05, 2015 06:37 PM (wAQA5)

46 >>>30 What's funny is how youtube is letting us know what it thinks Ace likes for videos. (Look at suggested vids after the vid is over).
You got some strange tastes, my friend.

Let he who is without sin...

Posted by: Mr. Dave at February 05, 2015 06:37 PM (/1HDM)

47 Yeah, I fly fixed wing too. That was really me flying the Enola Gay. Tibbetts was just along for the ride.

Posted by: Brian "Nuk'em" Williams at February 05, 2015 06:38 PM (08Znv)

48 Posted by: Bruce Jan Jenner at February 05, 2015 06:28 PM (fY+fw)

The news quoted his mom today.
Esther Jenner. "Estrogen-er".
That's a good tranny name right there.

Posted by: wooga at February 05, 2015 06:38 PM (HoRFj)

49 Thanks Dad for always being behind me and being my biggest fan.

Posted by: Allison Williams at February 05, 2015 06:38 PM (3rrMW)

50 He's a lying fabulist but he's NBC's lying fabulist.

Who would they put in his place, Sharpton?
Maddow? Frank Sinatra's kid?

Maybe David Gregory? Move up to the big chair and ruin that one too.

Hahaha

Posted by: Boots at February 05, 2015 06:39 PM (l9mF2)

51 So did He say anything tonite?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 05, 2015 06:39 PM (Bn6aD)

52 need a picture of him in Katrina by dead bodies he never really saw, maybe next to Sean Penn.

Posted by: Illiniwek at February 05, 2015 06:40 PM (n9wDt)

53 >>> That's some pretty fancy vocabulary for a Moronette.
Posted by: rickl at February 05, 2015 06:35 PM (sdi6R)

Aww. Why, thank you so much. I credit Ace. My vocabulary has improved since reading him. Unfortunately, so has my knowledge of deviant behavior and crude words for genitalia.

Posted by: L, elle at February 05, 2015 06:40 PM (+BxpP)

54 Posted by: Mr. Dave at February 05, 2015 06:37 PM (/1HDM)

Good catch! That's interesting!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 05, 2015 06:40 PM (xOu6p)

55 " so has my knowledge of deviant behavior and crude words for genitalia."

AoSHQ, is there nothing it can't do?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2015 06:41 PM (62ffX)

56 52 need a picture of him in Katrina by dead bodies he never really saw, maybe next to Sean Penn.
----------------------------------------

The two of them really did use their little red cups to bail out NOLA all by themselves.

Posted by: Boots at February 05, 2015 06:42 PM (l9mF2)

57 I'm enjoying this more than I should. If only there were a word--perhaps one borrowed from another language--to describe my joy over seeing Williams' public humiliation.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at February 05, 2015 06:42 PM (0RdKg)

58 Schadenfreude?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 05, 2015 06:43 PM (hlbmD)

59 57 I'm enjoying this more than I should. If only there were a word--perhaps one borrowed from another language--to describe my joy over seeing Williams' public humiliation.

Hentai

Posted by: AmishDude at February 05, 2015 06:43 PM (L2xDv)

60 Has he quit yet?

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 05, 2015 06:43 PM (wVWRM)

61 Schnitzengruben?

Posted by: 15 is my limit at February 05, 2015 06:44 PM (tVA8B)

62 Dad, you always make me laugh. And when I laugh, sometimes I fart a little. Thanks.

Posted by: Allison Williams, a little flatulent today at February 05, 2015 06:44 PM (wAQA5)

63 Wasn't Brian Williams one of the dam busters pilots? That required astonishing courage and skill-putting the mission precisely in his wheelhouse.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 05, 2015 06:45 PM (XohZJ)

64 Fahrvergnugen?

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at February 05, 2015 06:45 PM (H/s7S)

65 "to describe my joy over seeing Williams' public humiliation. "

Let me see if our native language will suffice...

*SPROING!!!

It give me a boner!!

Will that work?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2015 06:45 PM (62ffX)

66 Is He still getting blasted on Twitter?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 05, 2015 06:45 PM (Bn6aD)

67 I'm not going to Google hentai.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at February 05, 2015 06:46 PM (0RdKg)

68 True story. I was down at the county fair today. At one of the pig exhibits there was a cobweb with letters that spelled out "Some News Anchor"

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 05, 2015 06:47 PM (52Rhl)

69 Yep. Sproingenboner it's is.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at February 05, 2015 06:48 PM (0RdKg)

70 At least everyone will say "Yes" now when I ask, "Do you know who I am?".

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 06:48 PM (Ra128)

71 Ace,
Did you do that yourself?

Posted by: Carol at February 05, 2015 06:48 PM (sj3Ax)

72 Ace is havin' a field day!

(So am I.)

Posted by: Randy Westerfeld at February 05, 2015 06:48 PM (rJRsj)

73 Top ten other things Brian Williams swears he did but now may be misremembering:
10 - Drawing pictures of a lovely young lady in her cabin aboard the Titanic.
9 - Warned NASA about the unstable nature of O-rings.
8 - Told a young William Gates that computers might make a nifty home appliance.
7 - Herded all the sharks out of Canal Street after Katrina.
6 - Shared his doubts with Cronkite over U.S. involvement in Vietnam just minutes before the CBS Tet broadcast.
5 - Stood in front of a column of tanks at Tienanmen Square.
4 - Diverted flight 93 away from Washington.
3 - Retrieved missing American POWs in Southeast Asia even after an Army Colonel insisted he only take aerial photographs.
2 - Told a young Barry Sotero he might make a good president someday.
And the number one other thing Brian Williams swears he did, but might be misremembering:
1 - Kept the Ark of the Covenant out of Nazi hands.

Posted by: SGT York at February 05, 2015 06:49 PM (cU/TV)

74 I'm enjoying this more than I should. If only there were a word--perhaps one borrowed from another language--to describe my joy over seeing Williams' public humiliation.

***

Muffeletta?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 05, 2015 06:49 PM (52Rhl)

75 I'm not going to Google hentai.

Good deal. It translates to "pervert" or "perversion" or "tentacles".

Posted by: AmishDude at February 05, 2015 06:49 PM (L2xDv)

76 Rumspringer.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 05, 2015 06:49 PM (hlbmD)

77
Brian Williams asked me to make special versions of all my documentaries. Brian wanted his image worked into all the photographs of my Civil War, Baseball, etc films. I refused not wanting to sully the integrity of those photos. Always did think it was an odd request from an odd man.

Posted by: Ken Burns at February 05, 2015 06:49 PM (fY+fw)

78 That khaki shirt looks so handsome and military-like. Kind of like Barry's Kmart bomber jacket.

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2015 06:50 PM (wAQA5)

79 Nice. The only thing missing was an NBC News logo at the end.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 05, 2015 06:50 PM (AFsCH)

80 Now I understand what Dan Rather was saying when he said "Courage, Courage".

How does Brian Williams go back to work, go back in front of the camera knowing that everyone now knows there is a chance that anything he says might be untrue?

How do you go back in front of the camera when your entire reason for being in front of the camera is trust, that people trust you to tell the truth?

Once we know you have lied, then everything you say after that is suspect. How can NBC keep him as their front man?

Posted by: Smythe the Innocent at February 05, 2015 06:51 PM (eMUEw)

81 And now for something completely different

http://www.scifiairshow.com/ships-boneyard.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2015 06:51 PM (NExTl)

82 A "Where's Brian in this picture?" video or contest would be fun especially if he's always front center.

Posted by: Dusty at February 05, 2015 06:51 PM (Ra128)

83 Brian gives new meaning to the peacock logo for NBC. He's a preening one...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 05, 2015 06:52 PM (Bn6aD)

84 You're a funny guy, Ace.

heh.

Posted by: ALH at February 05, 2015 06:52 PM (btTLZ)

85 That khaki shirt looks so handsome and military-like. Kind of like Barry's Kmart bomber jacket.

Kind of like Rick Redfern.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 05, 2015 06:52 PM (J0IP0)

86 We should start a rumor that NBC is firing/suspending him/replacing him with a woman of color -- if it ever gets traced back here, go with the excuse: "we lied, too"

Posted by: Jean at February 05, 2015 06:53 PM (ztOda)

87 >>How do you go back in front of the camera when your
entire reason for being in front of the camera is trust, that people
trust you to tell the truth?

Once we know you have lied, then everything you say after that is suspect. How can NBC keep him as their front man?

Posted by: Smythe the Innocent

---------

Hasn't bothered me at all.

Posted by: Barry Obama at February 05, 2015 06:53 PM (3rrMW)

88 You know what's not fake? Bruce Jenner's growing breasts. See Diane Sawyer's upcoming interview with them!

Posted by: The American Media at February 05, 2015 06:53 PM (ppaKI)

89 Not Rick Redfern. That other journalist from Doonesbury. The one that didn't marry a lesbian.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 05, 2015 06:53 PM (J0IP0)

90
At least everyone will say "Yes" now when I ask, "Do you know who I am?".
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 06:48 PM (Ra12

................
Yes, you're the lying douchebag B.O. lover who raised that slut with the anal fixation. Hope you taught her to use more than one square.

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2015 06:53 PM (wAQA5)

91 Rectum? Hell, killed 'em!

Posted by: Tardre Windowlicker at February 05, 2015 06:53 PM (zRbKV)

92 While I stay here in the relative safety of the Land Rover, I'm going to have Brian Williams and Jim wade into the crocodile infested waters of the Ubangi River.

/Marlon Perkins

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 05, 2015 06:53 PM (52Rhl)

93 Lie, lie, lie, Bri' darling.
Ev-er-y single word.
Lie, lie, lie, Bri' darling.
Couldn't shut your pretty mouth.
We'll be seeing you again.
We'll be seeing you in hell.

Posted by: NBC news execs at February 05, 2015 06:54 PM (f8y+G)

94 I watched video twice. I've skipped most of Williams videos.

Did he do NBC news tonight?
I have email from Media Research Center with NBC phone number to fire him.

Anyone want it?

Posted by: Carol at February 05, 2015 06:54 PM (sj3Ax)

95 Tweet of the Day:

The horrific gang rape I experienced at the hands of a college fraternity may have contributed to my hazy memory of the war.

(Hat tip to Instapundit.)

Posted by: Randy Westerfeld at February 05, 2015 06:55 PM (rJRsj)

96
I read for the role of Forrest Gump, but was considered very suave, debonair, and unlikely to convince the public of Forrest's mental incapacitation.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 06:55 PM (P330y)

97 Brian Williams is planning on co-hosting The View.

Posted by: Roy at February 05, 2015 06:55 PM (fWLrt)

98 Do I have to watch or can I just throw my comments in?.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2015 06:55 PM (HHawz)

99 Brian Williams uses styrofoam inserts to give the impression he actually has a chest.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 05, 2015 06:55 PM (oFCZn)

100 King Abdullah Fighting ISIS until they run out of bullets!'!!!

Posted by: Carol at February 05, 2015 06:56 PM (sj3Ax)

101 Brian Williams bowed to the SCOAMF. Actually bowed. That's more humiliating than his lies, IMHO.

Posted by: jmel at February 05, 2015 06:57 PM (cfFqn)

102 Do I have to watch or can I just throw my comments in?.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2015 06:55 PM (HHawz)

***

Content is always optional.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 05, 2015 06:57 PM (52Rhl)

103 I always thought Williams should've played the straight man on the Today Show.

Posted by: Feh at February 05, 2015 06:57 PM (g/zj9)

104 15 It will be an interesting process: Brian Williams regaining his credibility.

I doubt it is possible, but his handlers at NBC don't care about credibility anyway, so they might just keep him on with a slap on the wrist and a five day suspension.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2015

It's not the original sin/crime it's the cover up.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2015 06:57 PM (HHawz)

105 I did it... myyyyyyyyy way!

Posted by: brain williams at February 05, 2015 06:57 PM (2KB+E)

106 The Rangers posted Willuams pucture on Facebook "celebrities at the Garden".The comments are not kind to Mr.Williams.

Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2015 06:57 PM (v5UtH)

107 Carol,

Sure - but more people are going to call that number than have ever watched NBC news.

Posted by: Jean at February 05, 2015 06:58 PM (ztOda)

108 Thanks Doc Muldoon

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2015 06:58 PM (HHawz)

109
Brian gives new meaning to the peacock logo for NBC. He's a preening one...
........................
not a hair out of place or speck of dirt on that shirt, even while under fire in Iraq

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2015 06:59 PM (wAQA5)

110
103 I always thought Williams should've played the straight man on the Today Show.
Posted by: Feh at February 05, 2015 06:57 PM (g/zj9)

You mean he's ghey?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2015 06:59 PM (HHawz)

111 Now it's a nice day, Sergeant Savage.

Posted by: Brian "Plumley" Williams at February 05, 2015 06:59 PM (4nR9/)

112 I pulled the rpg round out of the Chinook's tail. Then I opened one of the big bird's window and yelled "I'm MAD AS HELL! And I am not gonna take it anymore!" before tossing the round back at the freedom fighter.

Posted by: "Network" Williams at February 05, 2015 06:59 PM (igEaG)

113 Ok I will watch

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2015 06:59 PM (HHawz)

114 The final scene of that video should have his pants on fire.

Posted by: ALH at February 05, 2015 06:59 PM (btTLZ)

115 I would have thought that his daughter kissing someone's ass on TV would have been the worst thing that could happen to him, this month.

Posted by: Jean at February 05, 2015 06:59 PM (ztOda)

116
It's possible Brian Williams dated Rock Hudson!

Posted by: Perez Hilton at February 05, 2015 07:00 PM (P330y)

117 *still laughing at the video*

*plays it again*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 05, 2015 07:00 PM (OsWis)

118
In the final scene of the final episode of The Sopranos that was me walking through the door. Tony looks up and sees... Brian Williams. David Chase cut me out of the scene but now you know the truth.

Posted by: Brian 'Bada Bing' Williams at February 05, 2015 07:00 PM (fY+fw)

119 He's full of shit. Yup, that about sums it up

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2015 07:01 PM (HHawz)

120 Too bad they couldn't get Brian Denehey to play the volcano...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2015 07:01 PM (NExTl)

121 As a cub reporter, I was embedded with a Marine recon unit at Grenada. It was my calling card we used to call the United States long distance for air support when we found ourselves pinned down by enemy armor.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 07:01 PM (JO9+V)

122 *sniff*

That was beautiful, man.

*wipes eye with index finger*

Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at February 05, 2015 07:01 PM (2MgW4)

123 I thought I'd check wiki.

Williams also has an amazing idea for a book about the time he was shot down in a helicopter

http://tinyurl.com/4vda5a

Posted by: huerfano at February 05, 2015 07:01 PM (bAGA/)

124 Jean,
Here is NBC News Toll Free number 888-317-2837,
I'm willing to bet it's busy.

Posted by: Carol at February 05, 2015 07:01 PM (sj3Ax)

125 Didn't Brian Williams kill that MSNBC correspondent Bloom?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2015 07:02 PM (HHawz)

126 allison is the spokesmodel for a new drink. Chocolate sauce in vodka. It's called a Rimshot.

Posted by: Tardre Windowlicker at February 05, 2015 07:02 PM (zRbKV)

127 I remember seeing Brian jamming with the Beatles at Shea Stadium in '66.

Yet another "fifth Beatle"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 05, 2015 07:02 PM (W5DcG)

128
Brian Williams is a great humanitarian who loves one and all.

Posted by: NBC Lesbian Makeup Chick at February 05, 2015 07:02 PM (P330y)

129
I was nothing. Nobody. Nowhere!

Til I met Brian Williams.

Posted by: eleven -- aka notorious Mick at February 05, 2015 07:03 PM (MDgS8)

130
Brian Williams was in the chopper when Vic Morrow got killed.

Actually, Brian Williams was Vic Morrow.

Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 05, 2015 07:03 PM (c1BvN)

131 How the hell did he manage to get away with lying about that for this long?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 05, 2015 07:04 PM (OsWis)

132 127 I remember seeing Brian jamming with the Beatles at Shea Stadium in '66.

Yet another "fifth Beatle"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 05, 2015 07:02 PM (W5DcG)

Brian "the W" Williams at Che Stadium!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 07:04 PM (CMkNk)

133 It's possible Brian Williams dated Rock Hudson!

AND Jim Nabors.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 05, 2015 07:04 PM (W5DcG)

134
I'm ashamed to admit I may have been Anna Nicole Smith's baby daddy.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 07:05 PM (P330y)

135 i think Vic posted this ftom the Gallup CEO:

the number of full-time jobs as a percent of the total population is the lowest it's ever been

Let that one sink in. This is the Glorious Future our fellow Americans chose.

Posted by: Feh at February 05, 2015 07:05 PM (g/zj9)

136 I'm listening to clip of Levin tearing into SCOAMT for today's speech & he just said we have Jeremiah Lite in WH.

I keep writing this but he's funding Iran.
I might turn radio on.

Posted by: Carol at February 05, 2015 07:05 PM (sj3Ax)

137 Actually, Brian Williams was Vic Morrow.

Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 05, 2015 07:03 PM (c1BvN)

He was Vic Morrow before Vic Morrow was Vic Morrow.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 05, 2015 07:05 PM (oFCZn)

138

Ever see Woody Allen's movie "Zelig?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 07:06 PM (CMkNk)

139 >>>It's possible Brian Williams dated Rock Hudson!

AND Jim Nabors.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 05, 2015 07:04 PM (W5DcG)<<<
Goooollllllllyyyyyyyy!

Posted by: Gomer Pyle at February 05, 2015 07:06 PM (f8y+G)

140 Brian "the W" Williams at Che Stadium!

Which is named after guerrilla leader Che Stadium.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 05, 2015 07:06 PM (W5DcG)

141 133 It's possible Brian Williams dated Rock Hudson!

AND Jim Nabors.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 05, 2015 07:04 PM (W5DcG)

And Grandpa Walton

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2015 07:06 PM (HHawz)

142 jeremiah lite!

Posted by: Feh at February 05, 2015 07:06 PM (g/zj9)

143 Allison Williams sock is funny today, thanks!

Posted by: Carol at February 05, 2015 07:07 PM (sj3Ax)

144 Brian Williams IS...

MUMR

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 05, 2015 07:07 PM (oFCZn)

145 Serpentine! Serpentine!

Posted by: brain williams at February 05, 2015 07:07 PM (2KB+E)

146 God DANG America!!

Posted by: Feh at February 05, 2015 07:07 PM (g/zj9)

147 >>>It's possible Brian Williams dated Rock Hudson!

AND Jim Nabors.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 05, 2015 07:04 PM (W5DcG)

And Grandpa Walton

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2015 07:06 PM (HHawz)<<<

Oh myyyyyyy!

Posted by: Mr. Sulu at February 05, 2015 07:07 PM (f8y+G)

148 140 Brian "the W" Williams at Che Stadium!

Which is named after guerrilla leader Che Stadium.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 05, 2015 07:06 PM (W5DcG)

It's just a stone's throw from Gennady Airport. Named after famed Russian aviator Gennady - - Airport.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 07:07 PM (CMkNk)

149 I served with Brian Williams. I knew Brian Williams. Brian Williams was a friend of mine. You're no Brian Williams.

Posted by: Lloyd Bentsen at February 05, 2015 07:08 PM (ppaKI)

150 Hi, SMFH.

plus, I know, right? 12 years & he's just now getting called on it? Better late than never, I guess.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 05, 2015 07:08 PM (vqmLI)

151 145 Serpentine! Serpentine!
Posted by: brain williams at February 05, 2015 07:07 PM (2KB+E)

What about that autographed picture with JFK in his office, "Dear Brian, at least we tried. Jack."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 07:08 PM (CMkNk)

152 Easy fella, I had burritos for lunch.

Posted by: Allison Williams, a little flatulent today at February 05, 2015 07:08 PM (wAQA5)

153 Soldier Justice Warrior Field

Posted by: Feh at February 05, 2015 07:08 PM (g/zj9)

154

...and Mel Cooley from the Dick Van Dyke Show

yeah, Mel was a homo

Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 05, 2015 07:09 PM (c1BvN)

155 How the hell did he manage to get away with lying about that for this long?
Posted by: SMFH

because his entire world is populated with the bien pensants in the most liberal of professions next to college profs and trial lawyers in the most parochial city in the US .

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2015 07:09 PM (DMJw2)

156 M-O-O-N that spells Brian Williams.

Posted by: Tom Cullen at February 05, 2015 07:09 PM (oFCZn)

157 Was he on the News?

Posted by: Carol at February 05, 2015 07:09 PM (sj3Ax)

158 Paul Lynde was his mentor

Posted by: Feh at February 05, 2015 07:10 PM (g/zj9)

159 So Brian Williams will now be co-anchoring with Dan Rathers on PIVOT or AXS now...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2015 07:10 PM (NExTl)

160 I can't wait for his "memoir."

Posted by: Feh at February 05, 2015 07:11 PM (g/zj9)

161 Brian Williams is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

Posted by: rickl at February 05, 2015 07:11 PM (sdi6R)

162 Wow this one clip of Levin is epic!
I'm listening at Right Scoop.

Posted by: Carol at February 05, 2015 07:11 PM (sj3Ax)

163 There is nothing to fear with Brian Williams in the anchor's seat.

Posted by: John McCain at February 05, 2015 07:12 PM (dmepw)

164 gay bath houses are notorious for transmitting syphilis.

Posted by: Tardre Windowlicker at February 05, 2015 07:12 PM (zRbKV)

165 159 So Brian Williams will now be co-anchoring with Dan Rathers on PIVOT or AXS now...
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2015 07:10 PM (NExTl)

Katie Courveh doing her move . . . into his mouth.

Glass bottom boat, or whatever it's called.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 07:12 PM (CMkNk)

166 160
I can't wait for his "memoir."

You misspelled "steaming load"

Posted by: Brian at February 05, 2015 07:12 PM (4nR9/)

167 Feh,
I posted where I'm listening to clip.

Posted by: Carol at February 05, 2015 07:13 PM (sj3Ax)

168 Mama, what's my destiny?

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 05, 2015 07:13 PM (oFCZn)

169 Captain Kirk was a pussy.

Posted by: Brian aka Photon Torpedo at February 05, 2015 07:13 PM (08Znv)

170 162 Wow this one clip of Levin is epic!
I'm listening at Right Scoop.
Posted by: Carol at February 05, 2015 07:11 PM (sj3Ax)

Not from tonight's show, Carol. Is it?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 07:13 PM (CMkNk)

171
The soul-stealing harridans on "The Spew" shared many a hideous cackle today at Williams' expense. I may even have heard Who-Peed utter the phrase, "lie-lie", but that may have just been my Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome kicking in.

Posted by: Hello, I'm Math... and I am one heartless bitch(TM) at February 05, 2015 07:14 PM (bWFHa)

172 86 We should start a rumor that NBC is firing/suspending him/replacing him with a woman of color -- if it ever gets traced back here, go with the excuse: "we lied, too"

Posted by: Jean at February 05, 2015 06:53 PM (ztOda)

Great idea.

I heard NBC is going to replace him with Gwen Ifill. Did you hear that too? And they will, too, unless they're too racist and sexist.

Pass it on.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 05, 2015 07:14 PM (oKE6c)

173 Brian Williams is so awesome he actually rendered Don Rickles speechless.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2015 07:15 PM (08Znv)

174 Did he do the Nightly News tonight?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 05, 2015 07:15 PM (AC0lD)

175 I looked at NBC news website & there are clips of Brian doing news today. I can't believe he was on.

Posted by: Carol at February 05, 2015 07:15 PM (sj3Ax)

176
He was Vic Morrow before Vic Morrow was Vic Morrow.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 05, 2015 07:05 PM (oFCZn)

I knew Vic Morrow, Vic Morrow was a friend of mine, you sir are just a chopper in Rat Patrol

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2015 07:16 PM (HHawz)

177
"She somehow managed to turn her fictional rim job into a rite of passage (pardon the pun) - which she embraced not only as a Pinterest project (she wanted to smell like cake), but also a family affair."
.
Tell me you wouldn't be kinda spaced out after your daughter pulled this shit, huh?!?!

Posted by: Brian Williams, excuse book excerpts at February 05, 2015 07:16 PM (wAQA5)

178 Rat Patrol was my favorite as a kid. I even had a Rat Patrol lunch box! Wish I still had it...

Posted by: Tardre Windowlicker at February 05, 2015 07:17 PM (zRbKV)

179
wow Afro-American Gwen Ifil is gonna replace Brian Williams??

Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 05, 2015 07:17 PM (c1BvN)

180 I heard NBC is going to replace him with Gwen Ifill. Did you hear that too? And they will, too, unless they're too racist and sexist.

Pass it on.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February

Is she a lesbian? If not Rachel Maddow in black face for the win

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2015 07:18 PM (HHawz)

181 Doesn't the Gell-Mann effect apply here? I mean, is it rational to believe anything he ever says after this?

Posted by: wisenheimer at February 05, 2015 07:18 PM (qnhj2)

182 Rat Patrol!
Lets shake it!!!
Damn...I actually remembered that.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2015 07:18 PM (08Znv)

183 You are all so filled with hate I can't stand it! He obviously has PTSD, you insensitive brutes! Leave the poor man alone, he's been through enough -- first the Iraq war, and now this! You would all probably have let ISIS keep him as a prisoner instead of trading him for some low level Gitmo detainees who didn't do nothing anyways, oh it makes me so mad you would leave one of our own behind you teabagging cowards! Three days in a desert sand storm -- three days! He should be given a medal. You should all be ashamed of yourselves!

Posted by: Sam from Providence, Coo Coo for Obama at February 05, 2015 07:18 PM (7u7u7)

184
Rat Patrol is one of my favorite tv shows.

Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 05, 2015 07:19 PM (c1BvN)

185 Posted by: Tardre Windowlicker at February 05, 2015 07:17 PM (zRbKV

**air fist bump, bro****

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2015 07:19 PM (HHawz)

186 Heya chi!

Between here, and the USArmyWTF! Moments on FB, it's a laugh-a-minute snarkfest...heh.

Seriously though, fuck him and his "misremembering".

You'd sure as fuck would remember whether your chinook was shot out from under your ass.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 05, 2015 07:19 PM (OsWis)

187 Tell me you wouldn't be kinda spaced out after your daughter pulled this shit, huh?!?!

Posted by: Brian Williams, excuse book excerpts at February 05, 2015 07:16 PM (wAQA5)

"I've got to tune, my little Princess is making her acting debut. Ah, look, there she is! Doesn't she look great? W-what's she doing? She's dropping trou and bending over ... what? And that guy is motorboating her squeaker? Aaaaaaaahhhh!"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 05, 2015 07:19 PM (oKE6c)

188 Bet Miller sang songs to Brian at a Village bath house.

An Irish bathhouse. Everyone was drunk.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 07:19 PM (0FSuD)

189
Bullshit. It sure as hell didn't smell like cake.

Posted by: guy who motorboated Allison's buttcheeks at February 05, 2015 07:20 PM (wAQA5)

190 so it was announced today that allison is going to be the new spokesmodel for the rim-master 5000, which is being released on Valentine's Day.apparently you can control both speed and depth of penetration, and has a felching mode that you can engage either on demand or randomly. it's fully sealed and washable in the top rack of your dishwasher for those inevitable burrito accidents.

Posted by: Tardre Windowlicker at February 05, 2015 07:20 PM (zRbKV)

191 I accidentally closed page & Art is up again?
Has Bumped under it?
What's going on?

Posted by: Carol at February 05, 2015 07:21 PM (sj3Ax)

192 In a few days, after Brian Williams sobers up, clears the "Daughter Destruction" porn videos from his computer and removes his incest stories from "The Kristin Archives", he going to look back and start drinking again.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 05, 2015 07:21 PM (AC0lD)

193 OH NO. NY SLIME is piling on with new story.

I give him a day to take a leave of absence.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 07:21 PM (0FSuD)

194 179 wow Afro-American Gwen Ifil is gonna replace Brian Williams??

Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 05, 2015 07:17 PM (c1BvN)

You heard that too? It must be true, everybody knows about it. I hear that the progressive voices in NBC want to do it, but the reactionary racist and sexist management is resisting it to their dying breath. Did you hear that too?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 05, 2015 07:21 PM (oKE6c)

195 wow Afro-American Gwen Ifil is gonna replace Brian Williams??

Bitch.

Posted by: sally kohn's head at February 05, 2015 07:21 PM (2KB+E)

196 And still no video on YouTube of Hitler finding out that Brian Williams lies.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2015 07:22 PM (NExTl)

197 Damn, this thread has been bumped for art. Actual art!!

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 05, 2015 07:22 PM (AC0lD)

198 And let me tell all of you now that there is no truth whatsoever to that story coming out tomorrow about how I have a 13 year old girlfriend who is my daughter. My daughter is 16. Different people.

Posted by: Lyin' Williams at February 05, 2015 07:22 PM (7u7u7)

199 My vocabulary has improved since reading him. Unfortunately, so has my knowledge of deviant behavior and crude words for genitalia.

Posted by: L, elle at February 05, 2015 06:40 PM

______

L'elle...better not read Jay Guevara either.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2015 07:22 PM (08Znv)

200 My neighbor's maid has left their yap dog outside.

Would it be wrong to call animal control?

I'll give it an hour.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 07:23 PM (0FSuD)

201
Can anyone tell the difference between Ralph Meeker and Vic Morrow?

I can't.

Posted by: eleven -- aka notorious Mick at February 05, 2015 07:23 PM (MDgS8)

202 L'elle...better not read Jay Guevara either.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2015 07:22 PM (08Znv)

Hey! Hey! Trigger warning!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 05, 2015 07:23 PM (oKE6c)

203 Having ridden in Military helicopters and also fired rocket launchers I can state with absolute conviction if you have done either or both you will not misremember it.

Posted by: obsidian at February 05, 2015 07:24 PM (82RrE)

204 178 Rat Patrol was my favorite as a kid. I even had a Rat Patrol lunch box! Wish I still had it...
Posted by: Tardre Windowlicker at February 05, 2015 07:17 PM (zRbKV)

The Rat Patrol. No matter what was going on, eventually it wound up with the Kraut wanting to trade water for gasoline.

Every. Episode.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 07:24 PM (CMkNk)

205 Isn't Gwen Ifil on PBS?

Wow, that's gonna be a nice gig for her, moving to a real network.

Posted by: Ian Galt at February 05, 2015 07:24 PM (dmepw)

206 Yes, Carol - he was doing the news, but I only caught about 15 minutes of it - I was prepping dinner.
No mention of him being a douchecanoe that I saw.

*And then I found out that the ham hock I bought for the collards didn't make it into the grocery bags... debating whether to run to the store real quick.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 05, 2015 07:24 PM (vqmLI)

207
wow Afro-American Gwen Ifil is gonna replace Brian Williams??

Bitch.

Did you think they would replace him with someone good?

Posted by: eleven -- aka notorious Mick at February 05, 2015 07:24 PM (MDgS8)

208 193 OH NO. NY SLIME is piling on with new story.

I give him a day to take a leave of absence.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 07:21 PM (0FSuD)

He's probably trying to line up a couple of chaplains for an on-camera prayer session to kick off his therapy session during the leave of absence.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 05, 2015 07:25 PM (oKE6c)

209 As a policy, I only read the first two lines of articles and comments thereto, and I must say nothing on this blog makes much sense to me.

Posted by: Tard Williker, Captain, Electronic Progressive Army at February 05, 2015 07:25 PM (7u7u7)

210 Please God do not let this fat chick have a news show.

Gwen Ifil is so full of shit she makes Rev Al look balanced.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 07:25 PM (0FSuD)

211
"No animals were harmed during the filming, and ideally nobody gets hurt."

Speak for yourself, Mr. Williams

Posted by: guy who motorboated Allison's buttcheeks at February 05, 2015 07:25 PM (wAQA5)

212 203,

As have I. And yes you would.

And thank God I never had to.

Lying piece of shit.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 05, 2015 07:25 PM (OsWis)

213 207 Did you think they would replace him with someone good?
Posted by: eleven -- aka notorious Mick at February 05, 2015 07:24 PM (MDgS

Good as in Sharyl Atkisson good or good little commie rat fink?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 07:25 PM (CMkNk)

214 205 Isn't Gwen Ifil on PBS?

Wow, that's gonna be a nice gig for her, moving to a real network.

Posted by: Ian Galt at February 05, 2015 07:24 PM (dmepw)

No, we're talking about her moving to NBC.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 05, 2015 07:26 PM (oKE6c)

215 Hi Shredded Chi,
If you're still in the mood you should probably go.

Posted by: Carol at February 05, 2015 07:26 PM (sj3Ax)

216 Evinrude?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2015 07:26 PM (08Znv)

217 No, we're talking about her moving to NBC.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 05, 2015 07:26 PM (oKE6c)

My bad.

Posted by: Ian Galt at February 05, 2015 07:26 PM (dmepw)

218 *And then I found out that the ham hock I bought for the collards didn't make it into the grocery bags... debating whether to run to the store real quick.
Posted by: shredded chi

Never leave a meat behind. Any soldier will tell you that.

Posted by: Bryn Mawr Williams-Sonoma at February 05, 2015 07:26 PM (DMJw2)

219
As a policy, I only read the first two lines of articles and comments thereto, and I must say nothing on this blog makes much sense to me.
Posted by: Tard Williker, Captain, Electronic Progressive Army
............
Me neither.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at February 05, 2015 07:26 PM (wAQA5)

220
The phrase, "Checkmate, King Two, this is White Rook, over" from "Combat!"?

Pure Brian "Old Blood n' Guts" Williams!

Posted by: Hello, I'm Math... and I am one heartless bitch(TM) at February 05, 2015 07:27 PM (bWFHa)

221 You have to see this NBC move to have the "First Negro" anchor as a logical move.

She won't last a year, but it takes the sting out of NBC's lying shit.

Lean Forward Bitches!

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 07:28 PM (0FSuD)

222
Gwen Awful.

But, what did we expect? Honesty, objectivity, thoughtfulness, air-quality? She, more than most, is none of these.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 07:28 PM (CMkNk)

223 OMG, this is the best. They had a Nightly News ad that played before the
news came on, lots of soft Ken Burns style slow pan photos of Brian
Williams. Here's the text to go with it.

"You can't see
experience, it shows itself though in tragedies covered and triumph
seen. You can't see experience but you know it when it's there.

He's been there.
He'll bet here.
10 years with Brian Williams"

I REEEEALY want a parody of this ad now.

Posted by: LizLem at February 05, 2015 07:28 PM (LiMbk)

224 don't go to the arts thread. It's full of mao mao and other assorted bullshit.

Posted by: Tardre Windowlicker at February 05, 2015 07:28 PM (zRbKV)

225 Lean Forward Bitches!

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 05, 2015 07:28 PM (0FSuD)

Leave Allison Williams out of this.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 05, 2015 07:29 PM (oKE6c)

226 GWEN IFIL IS GONNA REPLACE BRIAN WILLIAMS?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at February 05, 2015 07:29 PM (o/90i)

227 223 I REEEEALY want a parody of this ad now.
Posted by: LizLem at February 05, 2015 07:28 PM (LiMbk)

Top of the thread, babe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 07:29 PM (CMkNk)

228 Brian Williams, never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at February 05, 2015 07:29 PM (YiBLC)

229
131 How the hell did he manage to get away with lying about that for this long?
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 05, 2015 07:04 PM (OsWis)

Wasn't this the first time he had said it when the soldiers that were actually in the choppers were there so it was basically rubbing it in their faces?

Posted by: buzzion at February 05, 2015 07:29 PM (z/Ubi)

230 @89 Not Rick Redfern. That other journalist from Doonesbury. The one that didn't marry a lesbian.
-------------------

Roland Hedley, I think.

Posted by: junior at February 05, 2015 07:29 PM (UWFpX)

231 Chris Kyle's killer wasn't suffering from PTSD. It's bottom on front page of Right Scoop, he Is mudlim sympathizer!

Eddie Routh is his name.

Posted by: Carol at February 05, 2015 07:29 PM (sj3Ax)

232 226 GWEN IFIL IS GONNA REPLACE BRIAN WILLIAMS?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at February 05, 2015 07:29 PM (o/90i)

Yeah! Unless racists and sexists at NBC block the sistah. Finally, it's her time!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 05, 2015 07:30 PM (oKE6c)

233
Damn, this thread has been bumped for art. Actual art!!
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 05, 2015 07:22 PM (AC0lD)
............
Art? Oh you mean like a girl getting her buttcheeks motorboated on TV? That kind of art?

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2015 07:31 PM (wAQA5)

234 223

Um, I know this place jokes about "reading the content is optional", but, do you realize what thread you're commenting on?

Posted by: shredded chi at February 05, 2015 07:32 PM (vqmLI)

235
If this Gwen Iful thing is real NBC news will crash and burn.

Posted by: eleven -- aka notorious Mick at February 05, 2015 07:32 PM (MDgS8)

236 "I REEEEALY want a parody of this ad now."

You're soaking in one.

Posted by: Madge at February 05, 2015 07:32 PM (+ebSh)

237 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2015 07:29 PM (CMkNk)

Excellent! Just got home from work. What would I do without you guys?

Posted by: LizLem at February 05, 2015 07:32 PM (LiMbk)

238 Art? Oh you mean like a girl getting her buttcheeks motorboated on TV? That kind of art?

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2015 07:31 PM (wAQA5)

No, not as uplifting and artistically meritorious as that.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 05, 2015 07:32 PM (oKE6c)

239 235 If this Gwen Iful thing is real NBC news will crash and burn.

Posted by: eleven -- aka notorious Mick at February 05, 2015 07:32 PM (MDgS

Shhhhh! Ixnay on the ruthtay!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 05, 2015 07:33 PM (oKE6c)

240 229,

Huh...what a slimebucket.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 05, 2015 07:33 PM (OsWis)

241 Routh served as a guard sometimes for mudlim terrorists & Shoebat hasn't proven it but wrote he expressed sympathy with terrorists he some times guarded.

I guess we will find out at trial.

He never had any combat experience.

Posted by: Carol at February 05, 2015 07:34 PM (sj3Ax)

242 Art? Oh you mean like a girl getting her buttcheeks motorboated on TV? That kind of art?

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2015 07:31 PM (wAQA5)

Could you imagine getting your ass eaten out on television and yet still having the moral high-ground around the family dinner table...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 05, 2015 07:34 PM (AC0lD)

243
Posted by: Madge at February 05, 2015 07:32 PM (+ebSh)

I'd hang my head in shame for not watching the content, but that is the Moron way, so I hear.

*runs away to eat sammich*

Posted by: LizLem at February 05, 2015 07:34 PM (LiMbk)

244 Gwen Ifil, Felching Queen

She has actually sucked out more progtard rectums than a nurses aide on the San Fran Generals constipation unit...

Posted by: Tardre Windowlicker at February 05, 2015 07:36 PM (zRbKV)

245
Is there any way we can tie that preening and self-reverential (not a typo) Bob Costas to the tiller of the NBCSS Brian "Old Blood n' Guts" Williams and take him out of the picture, too?

Posted by: Hello, I'm Math... and I am one heartless bitch(TM) at February 05, 2015 07:36 PM (bWFHa)

246 "I REEEEALY want a parody of this ad now."

And I thought it was bad when people didn't bother reading Ace's posts...

Posted by: SGT York at February 05, 2015 07:37 PM (cU/TV)

247 Brian Williams is a national treasure

Posted by: name at February 05, 2015 07:39 PM (xjVpY)

248 This was a good video & wonder why RD Brewer jumped on this one.

Posted by: Carol at February 05, 2015 07:40 PM (sj3Ax)

249 Brian Williams traded sexts with Bob Costas during the Superbowl! Did you wonder where Bob was in the 3rd quarter? He was back in the luxury box sexting and pounding it out...

Posted by: Tardre Windowlicker at February 05, 2015 07:41 PM (zRbKV)

250 Could you imagine getting your ass eaten out on television and yet still having the moral high- ground around the family dinner table...

Better to have it done than to do it.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 07:41 PM (LUm/f)

251 Nah, Carol.
I've got a whole chicken in the oven now. And rice ready to go - I really have a craving for some collards, but that can wait 'til tomorrow. At least they're cleaned & ready!

Posted by: shredded chi at February 05, 2015 07:47 PM (vqmLI)

252 250 Could you imagine getting your ass eaten out on television and yet still having the moral high- ground around the family dinner table...

Better to have it done than to do it.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2015 07:41 PM (LUm/f)

I have a question: who thought that including that was a good idea, and why? Can you imagine going to Thanksgiving dinner with your parents after you get the screenwriting credit for that segment?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 05, 2015 07:50 PM (oKE6c)

253 Can you imagine going to Thanksgiving dinner with your parents after you get the screenwriting credit for that segment? Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 05, 2015 07:50 PM (oKE6c)

Oh I have no doubt Lena's parents were thrilled with their special snowflake. The liberal rich, they are not like you and me.

Posted by: LizLem at February 05, 2015 07:52 PM (LiMbk)

254 Jay,
It's Lena Dunham, man - she's edgy! And creative! And Oh So Talented!

Seriously, I fear for our future generations when that shit is considered not only acceptable TV fair, but "highly rated" & respected.
What are they going to do to top that next year? Snuff TV?

Posted by: shredded chi at February 05, 2015 07:56 PM (vqmLI)

255 254 Jay,
It's Lena Dunham, man - she's edgy! And creative! And Oh So Talented!

Seriously, I fear for our future generations when that shit is considered not only acceptable TV fair, but "highly rated" respected.
What are they going to do to top that next year? Snuff TV?

Posted by: shredded chi at February 05, 2015 07:56 PM (vqmLI)

Damn, you're right; I'd just found that out independently. Who does something like that?

"shit is considered not only acceptable ~~TV fair~~ fare"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 05, 2015 08:01 PM (oKE6c)

256 I blame the autocucumber.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 05, 2015 08:09 PM (vqmLI)

257 Guy Smiley.

Posted by: elliot m at February 05, 2015 08:40 PM (vPhnb)

258 This thread insists upon itself.

Posted by: fly gal at February 05, 2015 08:41 PM (pq76f)

259 I remember when my face used to be perfectly symmetrical.

And then Roswell happened and I almost didn't make it.

Posted by: "Thirty Rock" Williams at February 05, 2015 08:48 PM (dVmLD)

260 I just showed my friend the video & he almost burned his hand holding iPad & cup of hot tea!
I told him it's funny here!

Posted by: Carol at February 05, 2015 09:07 PM (sj3Ax)

261 I know I'm late to the party, but nobody else has mentioned Gilderoy Lockhart from the Harry Potter series, nor "I was born about 10,000 years ago," https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ea_OK2ve9k

And I just thought someone should.

Posted by: Persnickety at February 05, 2015 09:09 PM (SZa8B)

262 That was funny as fuck.

And I just came from a party at a gun club. Yee haw!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2015 09:25 PM (FsuaD)

263 Easily made me laugh louder than anything today. Fucking brilliance.

Posted by: S at February 05, 2015 09:27 PM (NhLdG)

264 Since the thread is dead, I guess I can safely say that this isn't what tribute videos usually look like.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 05, 2015 09:44 PM (AC0lD)

265 I just e-mailed this to D'oh Boy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2015 09:46 PM (FsuaD)

266 sock

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