It Was Just That One Time, Your Honor

In his fake lying non-apology, Williams implied -- he all but flat-out affirmed -- that he had only told his "shot down in Iraq" story a single time, in order to honor a dead general.

The Lie he admits to telling (calling it a "mistake") is in the video below.



But then What's This?


So... he has been telling this lie for a long, long time, just like the soldiers said he was, huh?

And so he lied to us again, huh?

And... in the 2003 NBC story, the headline ran:


Brian Williams was presumably a or the main source for this story.

Gee, he sure seems to have claimed to have been in a shot-down helicopter a whole lot more than once, huh?

He's been making this claim consistently since 2003. Twelve straight years of lying about it.

Or, as he puts it: "Misremembering" in order to pay tribute to a dead general.

Apparently the general once said to him, "Brian, if the Lord should ever call me home, I want you to do the things I never got to do -- especially Lying. It seems like so much fun, Brian. Lies are like the music of dreams. So when you pay tribute to me upon the event of my death and, ideally, dozens of times before then, I want you to Lie Like the Wind and claim to have been in a Chinook that was shot down by an Iraqi RPG. Do this for me, Brian. Do it for your General Buddy Pal."

So how could he have refused?

Posted by: Ace at 07:49 PM




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1 And I have a supermodel girlfriend who lives in Canada.

Posted by: wooga at February 04, 2015 07:51 PM (HoRFj)

2 This thread, like my lies, go on for a long, long time....

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 07:51 PM (bf2up)

3 I am a liberal, therefore I lie.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2015 07:51 PM (nzKvP)

4 Moooo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2015 07:52 PM (nzKvP)

5 Don't worry about that last incident in your mouth. That was just honoring a dead general. One time occurrence. Swearsies.

Posted by: wooga at February 04, 2015 07:52 PM (HoRFj)

6 By God, it was my daughter's rim job that made me do it!

Posted by: Sal Hepatica at February 04, 2015 07:53 PM (3g/a8)

7
This is like when everyone thought Connie Chung was a serious person and then we found out she was married to Maury freaking Povich.

Maury freaking Povich.

Nobody ever took her seriously after that.

Posted by: eleven -- aka notorious Mick at February 04, 2015 07:53 PM (MDgS8)

8 Lying scoundrel who can't keep track of his lies, lies again about when he last told his lies? Hard to believe they actually pay him to do this crap.

Posted by: Leftcoast at February 04, 2015 07:53 PM (xYLkR)

9 I have a confession to make. This really did happen, but maybe I relayed it improperly. It was about 12 years ago, I was in Brooklyn and, long story short, I tried to ditch this tranny hooker and said hooker shot at me a couple of times. It felt like I was watching Blackhawk Down but living it!

Posted by: Brian Williams, News Man Extraordinaire at February 04, 2015 07:53 PM (i6DlM)

10 Jeez, what an ass clown. Just go away Williams.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 04, 2015 07:54 PM (60Vyp)

11 I remember that day very well.

It was the day Lt. Dan lost his legs and the day we lost Bubba.

Later that night I was looking for something to take my mind off of it all, so I took up ping pong.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 07:54 PM (f8y+G)

12
Bryan Williams -- unserious newsreader.

Suit and tie wearer.

Suit and tie people.

Posted by: eleven -- aka notorious Mick at February 04, 2015 07:54 PM (MDgS8)

13 I've replaced my dead rage meter with a shiny new Hate Meter.

It's pinging all over the place.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 07:55 PM (FsuaD)

14 I'm all Byran Willilamsed out.

Posted by: Yer Lyin' Eyes at February 04, 2015 07:55 PM (0Ew3K)

15 Some Air Force buddies and I are having some fun with "There I Wuz ... seriously, you guys." stories a la Brian Williams.

So far we've awarded each other six Distinguished Service Crosses, a dozen Air Medals, and - iirc - a Blue Max.

Soldierin' is much easier when not limited to fact.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 04, 2015 07:56 PM (IDj42)

16 Some Air Force buddies and I are having some fun with "There I Wuz ... seriously, you guys." stories a la Brian Williams.

So far we've awarded each other six Distinguished Service Crosses, a dozen Air Medals, and - iirc - a Blue Max.

Soldierin' is much easier when not limited to fact.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 04, 2015 07:56 PM (IDj42)

17 Brian Williams just received the prestigious Ace of Spades Tic-Tac-Toe Three Posts in a Row award.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 04, 2015 07:56 PM (VAsIq)

18 Windows Liebot8 (TM)

Posted by: eleven -- aka notorious Mick at February 04, 2015 07:56 PM (MDgS8)

19 The Neil deGrasse Tyson of the news business.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 04, 2015 07:57 PM (LImiJ)

20 I'm going to do what progs do all the time and paint with a very wide brush. Brian Williams = ALL MSM. He's the poster bitch for all of them.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 04, 2015 07:57 PM (20X6f)

21 What a jerk!

Posted by: Dan Rather at February 04, 2015 07:57 PM (l3vZN)

22 I got it! We announce that Brian's going to "extended rehab" for treatment of his PTSD. Yeah, PTSD caused by not getting shot down in a helicopter.

OK, that's kinda fucked, but we're close. We're really close. Work with me here...

Posted by: NBC Corporate Situation Room at February 04, 2015 07:57 PM (lG2E3)

23 I'd pay to see Brian Williams go on a foot patrol with our "trainers" in Afghanistan.

He's a damned coward, and he knows it. And any "father" who's into watching his daughter do weird sex scenes with a depraved, crazy bitch, is a sick fucker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 07:58 PM (FsuaD)

24 And every time he's told it, he's felt a little inner glee that he got away with it one more time and impressed someone with his lie.

He's probably getting a thrill out of waiting to see if he can weather this storm or not.

Pathological liars are like that. They get a thrill out of lying and they get a thrill out of getting caught.

It's a sick pathology and it's present in more people than you think.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 04, 2015 07:58 PM (RZzX3)

25 Has Jharles started pulsing yet?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 04, 2015 07:58 PM (l3vZN)

26 Did I ever tell you about the time I killed thirty Injuns with one cannonball?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 04, 2015 07:58 PM (LImiJ)

27 I hope we get this douche's neatly coiffed scalp.Sure he'll get another job and it will be laegely empty but it's something.

Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2015 07:59 PM (v5UtH)

28 he so wanted to be a badass reporter, but all he got was the desk job

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 07:59 PM (g/zj9)

29 I just lied one time about lying one time.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 07:59 PM (qyomX)

30 19 That douche and his fanboys need to be mocked mercilessly every day.

Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2015 08:00 PM (v5UtH)

31 And the left (my sister included) will continue to love, love, love NBC Nightly "News."

May as well give up. We've lost. The libs, progs, socialists, communists, have won.

I'm in a mood.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 08:00 PM (FsuaD)

32 I wonder if it's seared...seared...in his memory. And maybe he was in Cambodia on Christmas Eve.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at February 04, 2015 08:00 PM (g4VbG)

33 Lemme tell you people about my life as an Army Ranger...


Sorry. Sorry. I misremembered.


Lemme tell you people about my life as a Rump Ranger.


Rump.......Ranger.......yeah.


You still wanna hear, right?

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 08:00 PM (KBvAm)

34 It got him Brokaw's job Ace...

no really it did....

Brian Williams' Action Hero was given the seat to potshot Bush from an artificial sense of moral authority.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 04, 2015 08:02 PM (/4AZU)

35 That video from the Letterman show is pretty damning.
He really goes into detail, laughing it up with his best buddy.

I wonder if they're both giving each other the usual rub & tug, or if even Dave has lost some respect for him now?

Posted by: shredded chi at February 04, 2015 08:02 PM (GKOZH)

36 And another liar the left has a love affair with (and desperately want to see as our first female president) is Liz Warren. Because being a Cherokee Indian has been seared into her mind her whole life. Until it turned into a big, fat lie.

What is it about libs/progs that they love liars so much?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 08:02 PM (FsuaD)

37 Brian Williams>Hillary Clinton> Dreams of my Father.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 04, 2015 08:02 PM (FCzy/)

38 Sure, being shot at in Iraq was bad... but it was nothing compared to when I was raped at at frat party at UVA.

Posted by: Lyin' Brian at February 04, 2015 08:02 PM (f8y+G)

39 I've been busy with stuff but I'm guessing Brian Williams has already been called a big, hairy, smelly vagina several times on this thread tonight.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 04, 2015 08:02 PM (AVEe1)

40 In one of his stupid books, Obama claims his commie dad was buried in Kenya with an American flag draped across his casket.

Lying liars gotta lie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 08:04 PM (FsuaD)

41 Fairy tales start out with "Once upon a time . . "

Sea stories start out with "This ain't no shit . . "

Brian Williams stories start out with
"This is NBC Nightly News . . ."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 04, 2015 08:04 PM (RZzX3)

42 31 May as well give up. We've lost. The libs, progs, socialists, communists, have won.

We have not lost. And they have not won. I admit it looks bad right now, but history is more often cyclical than linear, and we were a lot closer to Communism in the 30's than we are now. The interesting dynamic, I think, is just how extreme things have to get before people wake up and there's a backlash, as when Churchill took over from the appeasers. I think we're close, and that the 2014 elections were a foretaste.

By the time of the next election, a principal issue on the minds of the electorate may well be "can this person cope with ISIS?"

Posted by: Splunge at February 04, 2015 08:04 PM (qyomX)

43 It's not my fault--my wife used TurboTale.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 08:04 PM (VAsIq)

44 Brian cracked under the cisnormative patriarchal pressure, and now she's pre-op! Fuck, it's perfect, man!

Posted by: NBC Corporate Situation Room at February 04, 2015 08:04 PM (lG2E3)

45 Note to all Journalists, you aren't heroes.

Also. If your hero is a journalist, seek help.

Posted by: Garrett at February 04, 2015 08:04 PM (XFiuW)

46 What difference, at this point, does it make?!?!

Hildebeast

Posted by: jmel at February 04, 2015 08:04 PM (cfFqn)

47 At least MSNBC is going down the toilet. Along with its "talent."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 08:04 PM (FsuaD)

48 >>Nobody ever took her seriously after that.


Heh. Not even me.

Posted by: Maury freaking Povich at February 04, 2015 08:05 PM (3rrMW)

49
Brian Williams?

Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at February 04, 2015 08:05 PM (krgKs)

50 40 In one of his stupid books, Obama claims his commie dad was buried in Kenya with an American flag draped across his casket.

You just know Ayers chuckled when he wrote that.

Posted by: Splunge at February 04, 2015 08:05 PM (qyomX)

51 So, Sociopath or Psychopath?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 04, 2015 08:05 PM (DmNpO)

52 This guy needs to lose his job. How do we make that happen? Lefties forced Eich from his job and the Benham brothers lost their tv show. And they didn't even lie; they only said something unpopular to some. How do we get this guy shitcanned?

Posted by: Titanium at February 04, 2015 08:06 PM (u9UgT)

53 At least MSNBC is going down the toilet. Along with its "talent."

Hey! I got standards down here. I don't want that crap anywhere near me

Posted by: luke crisco, terlit hobo at February 04, 2015 08:06 PM (AVEe1)

54

From CNN money: Lance Reynolds, who was quoted in news accounts about the March 24
incident, wrote on Facebook, "Sorry dude, I don't remember you being on
my aircraft."

Reynolds continued, "I do remember you walking up about an hour after we
had landed to ask me what had happened. Then I remember you guys taking
back off in a different flight of Chinooks from another unit and
heading to Kuwait to report your 'war story' to the Nightly News. The
whole time we were still stuck in Iraq trying to repair the aircraft and
pulling our own Security."

Posted by: huerfano at February 04, 2015 08:06 PM (bAGA/)

55 I was at the Little Big Horn. I died trying to save Custer the Injuns got him anyway.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 04, 2015 08:06 PM (LImiJ)

56 Serial fabulists. I think that somewhere deep down, they know their failings and are embarrassed by the gap that exists between their lives and those of persons who have been in physical danger. Especially for the men. Or perhaps the embellishments simply serve to give credibility to the propaganda.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at February 04, 2015 08:07 PM (9tzvc)

57 People are making 'way too much of this. Brian Williams will bounce back and his career will be bigger than ever!

Posted by: Millie Vanilli at February 04, 2015 08:08 PM (lG2E3)

58 >>And any "father" who's into watching his daughter do weird sex scenes with a depraved, crazy bitch, is a sick fucker.


Posted by: Jane D'oh

You got that right.

Posted by: Billy Ray Cyrus at February 04, 2015 08:08 PM (3rrMW)

59 Love your nic.

Posted by: Sal Iodada at February 04, 2015 08:08 PM (IAe6t)

60 Isn't Brian Williams an example of male intellectual superiority, though? Or, maybe Al Sharpton? Jeffrey Epstein?

Posted by: Jen at February 04, 2015 08:08 PM (msAGT)

61 Apparently, Brian Williams' helicopter had previously been the lead ship in the formation, but they had had to turn back and go get a shit load o' dimes.

Posted by: goatexchange at February 04, 2015 08:08 PM (bf2up)

62 I'm with Splunge. Things look bad, but they can turn faster than you think.

Keep peeling 'em off, one by one. Pressure from events will do the rest.

Posted by: Piercello at February 04, 2015 08:08 PM (QJCCx)

63 He meant that he only told the story once each time he told it.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at February 04, 2015 08:09 PM (QCo5R)

64 'In his fake lying non-apology, Williams implied -- he all but flat-out
affirmed -- that he had only told his "shot down in Iraq" story a single
time, in order to honor a dead general."

No that was separate time when Williams lied. This apology was about "honoring" a sergent at a hockey game not a General.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 04, 2015 08:09 PM (+ebSh)

65
See, his daughter only remembers someone on film tungin' her bung. That's why he can live with it.

He is beholden for whatever reason tn NBC.


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller at February 04, 2015 08:09 PM (jzdfJ)

66 Clearly, Brian Williams must resign.
It's the only honorable thing to do.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 04, 2015 08:09 PM (ZPrif)

67 If he's willing to lie about something so easily fact checked, what else is lurking?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 04, 2015 08:10 PM (SUU/e)

68 I was drugged and raped by Brian Williams.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at February 04, 2015 08:10 PM (oFCZn)

69
22 I got it! We announce that Brian's going to "extended rehab" for treatment of his PTSD. Yeah, PTSD caused by not getting shot down in a helicopter. OK, that's kinda fucked, but we're close. We're really close. Work with me here...
Posted by: NBC Corporate Situation Room at February 04, 2015 07:57 PM (lG2E3)



Sweet! He can join me and we can Par-TAY!

Posted by: Johnny Rehab (Manziel) at February 04, 2015 08:10 PM (z/Ubi)

70 I misremembered...

I suffer from Post Dramatic Class Syndrome!

18 hrs in the shit man! 18 HOURS!!

Posted by: Brian "Fightin Peacock" Williams at February 04, 2015 08:10 PM (E7Iyp)

71 Not only did he lie but he pranced on into the scene when all the dust had settled then turned it into a harrowing narrative that gave him some "cred" with the naifs back home.

That's the kind of journalists the guys in action despise.

Not hate. They're not worthy of being hated. They're despised for the hangers on, wannabe tough guys they are, who try to act like they're just one of the squad. Equals. But they're worse then REMFS.

*spit*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 04, 2015 08:11 PM (RZzX3)

72 66 Clearly, Brian Williams must resign.
It's the only honorable thing to do.


How is that relevant?

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 08:11 PM (qyomX)

73 It was just that one time I forgot to pay my taxes.

Posted by: NBC colleague Al "Not So" Sharpton at February 04, 2015 08:11 PM (f8y+G)

74 Nitpick, Jane - it wasn't in "Obama's" books* that he said "It is the light of opportunity that led my father across an ocean. It's the founding ideals that the flag draped over my father's coffin stand for."

It was in a May 2008 speech in North Carolina: http://tinyurl.com/ozwdag5

The North Carolinans, being stupid, bought it and voted for him that November.

*'Dreams from my Father' was demonstrably at least edited by Bill Ayers, if not ghostwritten. The misspelling of Fran(t)z Fanon is a 'tell'.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 04, 2015 08:12 PM (AVEe1)

75 It was just that one time.

Posted by: Ted Bundy at February 04, 2015 08:12 PM (qyomX)

76 66: Honor? In this post modern world?

Posted by: puddleglum at February 04, 2015 08:12 PM (20X6f)

77 What was the name of that award that they made up to give Dan Rather to smooth his transition to retirement? I hope the trophy maker hasn't lost the design.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 04, 2015 08:13 PM (nFdGS)

78 I once got willowed in an old dead Brian Williams thread. It was harrowing, man. I barely escaped with my soul.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 04, 2015 08:13 PM (NeFrd)

79 My memory was fake but accurate.

*what do you mean Dan copyrighted that?*

*Fcuk Gunga Dan. Him and his hurricane and his multi pocketed safari coat. Just Fcuk him. It's his lies and bullshit we've all been trying to top for years and years. I just can't take anymore . . . . *

*weeping and sobs in the background*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 04, 2015 08:14 PM (RZzX3)

80 I have documentation that Brian came under fire.

Posted by: Dan Rather at February 04, 2015 08:14 PM (GuwT9)

81 8 Lying scoundrel who can't keep track of his lies, lies again about when he last told his lies? Hard to believe they actually pay him to do this crap.

Are you referring to Brian Williams , Joe Biden, or Bsrack Obama?

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 04, 2015 08:14 PM (so1p4)

82 My lies speak to a higher truth.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 04, 2015 08:15 PM (NeFrd)

83 All Brian Williams, All The Time? Nah, here's two new action heroes in the fight against ISIS:

http://tinyurl.com/oxl26wy

Posted by: t-bird at February 04, 2015 08:15 PM (FcR7P)

84 Chuck Todd will be fapping to these videos all night.

Posted by: Early Cuyler at February 04, 2015 08:15 PM (fgh+v)

85 I only lied one time. Because I was dead after that.

#Nationwide

Posted by: Nationwide kid at February 04, 2015 08:16 PM (f8y+G)

86 Lying scoundrel who can't keep track of his lies, lies again about when he last told his lies? Hard to believe they actually pay him to do this crap.

Are you referring to Brian Williams , Joe Biden, or Bsrack Obama?

----

Bill Clinton

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 04, 2015 08:16 PM (VAsIq)

87 Brian wasn't lying, he was raising awareness.

Posted by: Sabrina Rubin Ederly at February 04, 2015 08:16 PM (GuwT9)

88 77 What was the name of that award that they made up to give Dan Rather to smooth his transition to retirement? I hope the trophy maker hasn't lost the design.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 04, 2015 08:13 PM (nFdGS)

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The Golden Boot.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 08:16 PM (oKE6c)

89 Enjoy our 10 part series: "Brian Williams: victimized for his fake tan?" We'll explore the latest depths of Conservative bigotry.

Posted by: MSNBC at February 04, 2015 08:17 PM (qyomX)

90 There's no better way to honor a dead general than by telling lies.

Posted by: rickl at February 04, 2015 08:17 PM (sdi6R)

91
I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife,
until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there;
when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the shit.
I'm here a week now... waiting for a mission... getting softer. Every
minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute CNN
squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the
walls moved in a little tighter.

Posted by: Errand Boy Williams at February 04, 2015 08:17 PM (dVmLD)

92 The Golden Boot.

It's more of a dark tan now.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 04, 2015 08:17 PM (AVEe1)

93 Every time you tell a lie, a dead General gets a Star.

Posted by: Garrett at February 04, 2015 08:17 PM (XFiuW)

94 Seriously, Our Betters don't believe we know how to work the Google on the internet machine.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at February 04, 2015 08:17 PM (IrByp)

95 But what about Tom Brady sucking air out of footballs with his Eastern mysticism skills?

Posted by: MFM at February 04, 2015 08:17 PM (VAsIq)

96 Connie Chung became a footnote when she scammed Newt's mother into a damning comment on National TV.

We all saw the cold and ruthlessness of the TV reporter doing their gotcha cha cha.

Making the news instead of reporting the news.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 04, 2015 08:17 PM (RZzX3)

97 An NBC anchor lying? Fetch me my salts.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at February 04, 2015 08:17 PM (QCo5R)

98 If Williams goes, they'll turn to Matt Lauer, Badass.

Posted by: Feh at February 04, 2015 08:18 PM (g/zj9)

99 When this is all over, Brain Williams will still be a hero to the moonbats and a big name in media and a hgihly paid stooge for communism. Nothing will change. he will fail up.

And the truth-tellers will still be down here with brain Williams' boot on our neck.

Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 08:18 PM (K4YiS)

100 Yeah, well, is my face red!

But remember, you can always trust me to tell you the straight facts on the nightly news! That, I wouldn't lie about!

In fact, tonight I've got a BLOCKBUSTER story that'll regain my credibility! It's all about George W. Bush's Texas Air National Guard absences! Whoo-hoo, it's a pip!

Thanks, Dan for the tip!

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 08:18 PM (DLu2s)

101 I want to know who else was in on the lie.

That's a big lie.

Williams was travelling with a whole NBC news crew, right? So that's several other NBC people, at a minimum, who knew he was lying.

Unless Williams was the only media guy on a chopper full of military. Which makes no sense.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 04, 2015 08:18 PM (ZPrif)

102 I only told the lie to show empathy for the troops. That and to get the anchor job.

Posted by: brain williams at February 04, 2015 08:19 PM (L6/+u)

103 You have potential. And you have potential. And. you... have... po. ten. tial.

Posted by: Brian Williams, motivational speaker at February 04, 2015 08:19 PM (f8y+G)

104 #ConflateGate

Posted by: The Mega Independent at February 04, 2015 08:19 PM (QCo5R)

105 Mismemories. Mystery water colored mismemories. Of the way we warred!

Could it be that you were all so simple then.
Or has time rewritten every line.
If I had the chance to do it all again
Tell me would we? Could we?

Mismemories may be beautiful and yet
What's too painful to misremember we simply choose to forget embellish.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 04, 2015 08:19 PM (NeFrd)

106 We're bringing Stephen Glass out of retirement to report on this story.

Posted by: The New New Republic at February 04, 2015 08:20 PM (qyomX)

107 My lies speak to a higher truth.

Hey, let's hire Al Gore!

Posted by: NBC Execs at February 04, 2015 08:20 PM (g/zj9)

108 Wish this had come out during my bad week. Now I'm thirsty for sphincter bubbly.

Posted by: Steve Kroft at February 04, 2015 08:21 PM (gwG9s)

109 Unless Williams was the only media guy on a chopper full of military. Which makes no sense.

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Nope. He mentions his camera crew. Find out who they are, and put them under a microscope.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 04, 2015 08:21 PM (VAsIq)

110 103 You have potential. And you have potential. And. you... have... po. ten. tial.
Posted by: Brian Williams, motivational speaker


Now that's the stuff

Posted by: Will.i.am at February 04, 2015 08:21 PM (qyomX)

111 From CNN money: Lance Reynolds, who was quoted in news accounts about the March 24
incident, wrote on Facebook, "Sorry dude, I don't remember you being on
my aircraft."


Reynolds continued, "I do remember you walking up about an hour after we
had landed to ask me what had happened. Then I remember you guys taking
back off in a different flight of Chinooks from another unit and
heading to Kuwait to report your 'war story' to the Nightly News. The
whole time we were still stuck in Iraq trying to repair the aircraft and
pulling our own Security."




Well, I have my own reality. What is reality, really? It's a subjective appreciation made by each person, based on his own experiences, and of course his race, sex, and class. So we all have our own reality, and who's to say one person's reality is better than another's?

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 08:21 PM (oKE6c)

112 Next you'll tell us that the MFM is chock-a-block with lying fcukweasels.

Posted by: fluffy at February 04, 2015 08:21 PM (Ua6T/)

113 Remember when I was on 30 Rock? That was funny, right?

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 08:22 PM (VAsIq)

114 Who's to say what truth is?

Posted by: Buddha Williams at February 04, 2015 08:23 PM (QCo5R)

115 113 Remember when I was on 30 Rock? That was funny, right?

Posted by: Brian Williams

---

Oh, that was you? Ha ha, yeah. You're funny. You're a newsman? You're so cute! Are you, like, on TV a lot?

Posted by: LIV Millenial at February 04, 2015 08:23 PM (VAsIq)

116 Reynolds continued, "I do remember you walking up about an hour after we
had landed to ask me what had happened. Then I remember you guys taking
back off in a different flight of Chinooks from another unit and
heading to Kuwait to report your 'war story' to the Nightly News. The
whole time we were still stuck in Iraq trying to repair the aircraft and
pulling our own Security."



Well, Mr. Smarty Pants, for your information we flew to Kuwait, where we repaired to the bar, and then pulled our own puds. So there.




Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 08:23 PM (oKE6c)

117 I hearken back to my harrowing days on board a warship in Baltimore harbor back in '12. Watching the bombs bursting in air through the gut wrenching night. When dawn came our flag was still flying over old Fort McHenry. I was moved to write a song.



"Boogie Fever"

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 04, 2015 08:23 PM (NeFrd)

118 In our next exclusive feature, a reporter we'll call Brian is gang raped on a helicopter.

Posted by: Rolling Stone at February 04, 2015 08:23 PM (GuwT9)

119 Next you'll tell us that the MFM is chock-a-block with lying fcukweasels.

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Hey, man, we've got standards!

Posted by: Lying Fcukweasels at February 04, 2015 08:23 PM (VAsIq)

120 He keeps getting shot down yet he still goes back up like a real trooper.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 04, 2015 08:23 PM (W5DcG)

121 That cursed cyborg on Letterman looks just like me! Are there no depths to which the Extreme Right will not sink, to slander a man of unimpeachable integrity?

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 08:23 PM (qyomX)

122 Dude, keep it real. You're giving journalism a bad name.

Posted by: Walter Duranty at February 04, 2015 08:24 PM (oKE6c)

123 In our next exclusive feature, a reporter we'll call Brian is gang raped on a helicopter.

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Well, I wouldn't mind hearing this happens to him in prison.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 04, 2015 08:24 PM (VAsIq)

124 Hey boss want I should slap the taste out of Williams mouth?

Posted by: Larry Reid at February 04, 2015 08:24 PM (XYKz+)

125 LOOK OVER THERE... A VACCINATION

Posted by: NBC at February 04, 2015 08:25 PM (QCo5R)

126 Brian Williams is being smeared as part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.

Posted by: Hillary(!) at February 04, 2015 08:25 PM (VAsIq)

127 Hollywood needs to make a movie about this incident. Working title: "American Griper."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 04, 2015 08:25 PM (oKE6c)

128 The problem here is "misremembering" (love that phrase) when there were so many others present and willing witnesses.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 04, 2015 08:25 PM (RZzX3)

129 We're over 100 comments, so OT.

Check out the top two items in the right sidebar. I plugged the coordinates into Google Earth, and it looks to me like the tall buildings the TransAir plane flew over just before the crash may have been apartment buildings. The guy being interviewed on CNN said that it looked to him like the pilot deliberately steered the plane over the buildings and then away from the highway, knowing that the plane was going down.

Posted by: rickl at February 04, 2015 08:26 PM (sdi6R)

130
If we were clever and evil like 4chan, we'd be p-chopping the image of Brian Williams' daughter Allison getting her ass licked by Brian Williams, but substituting Allison's face with Brian Williams' face, (so it looks like he's licking his own ass).

Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 04, 2015 08:26 PM (grMf8)

131 Yes, I lied. Repeatedly. Yes, I stole valor. Yes, I am a useless pretty nancy boy who reads things off of prompters and calls it a job. But that Scott Walker, he doesn't even have a degree! Let's all ridicule him.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 08:26 PM (qyomX)

132 Purple Heart winnah

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 08:26 PM (W6Tct)

133 The problem here is "misremembering" (love that phrase)
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It is to journalism what the phrase "I do not recall" is to politicians.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 04, 2015 08:26 PM (VAsIq)

134 The helicopter gave him autism.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 04, 2015 08:26 PM (W5DcG)

135 Listen. Frank Sinatra wasn't shot down in May, but everyone forgives him. You're all a bunch of racists.

Posted by: NBC at February 04, 2015 08:26 PM (QCo5R)

136
4 Moooo
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2015

Oh no

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 08:26 PM (W6Tct)

137 I remember the harrowing trip from Ork in that little space traveling egg, with my brain freshly filled with sage wisdom from Jonathan Winters.


Oh, wait, I misrememberereded it. That was my brother, zombie Robin Williams. Hair curling it was I tell ya.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 04, 2015 08:26 PM (NeFrd)

138 I remember, after our chopper went down, the troops were afraid and demoralized. So I dug into my expansive make-up kit, donned some blue war paint and told them this...

"Aye. Fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while.
And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to
trade all the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just
one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take
our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM"

Posted by: Brian Williams Wallace at February 04, 2015 08:27 PM (f8y+G)

139 I blame Bush.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 04, 2015 08:27 PM (oKE6c)

140 Tomorrow's front page will be devoted to the growing crisis over discrimination against single people.

Posted by: New York Times at February 04, 2015 08:27 PM (qyomX)

141 Hey I fuckin slow rapped the news on Fallen's show man with the preezy so that's something huh?

Posted by: Lyan Williams at February 04, 2015 08:27 PM (XYKz+)

142
99 When this is all over, Brain Williams will still be a hero to the moonbats and a big name in media and a hgihly paid stooge for communism. Nothing will change. he will fail up. And the truth-tellers will still be down here with brain Williams' boot on our neck.
Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 08:18 PM (K4YiS)


Personally I'm hoping for the Dan Rather retirement package.

Posted by: buzzion at February 04, 2015 08:28 PM (z/Ubi)

143 And his daughter sucked in Peter Pan!

Posted by: Lyin' Brian Will-lie-ams at February 04, 2015 08:28 PM (gwG9s)

144 Hillary's hunkering down for now. Hoping to be ignored.

*let them forget about Bosnia*
*let them forget about Bosnia*

*Bill get out there and tell some lies or something*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 04, 2015 08:28 PM (RZzX3)

145 Watch the media focus on anything else through the weekend, and next week:

"That Brian Williams nonsense? That's old news."

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 04, 2015 08:29 PM (VAsIq)

146 143 And his daughter sucked in Peter Pan!

I was so disappointed when they cut that part out.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 08:29 PM (qyomX)

147 Meh. NBC and its mindless slug fans will ignore it.

This story is going nowhere.

However, MSDNC may be going south. So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 08:29 PM (FsuaD)

148 It's ironic: the MSM hates our soldiers yet pretend they were onboard a helicopter under fire during war. They reveal that they WISH they were brave soldiers. They know they are weaklings.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 04, 2015 08:29 PM (rldyO)

149 I killed Bin Laden, bitchez!

Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at February 04, 2015 08:29 PM (ABcz/)

150 Hey, I put my life on the line for my country. I had to get vaccinated to go to Iraq.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 08:29 PM (oKE6c)

151 Its all about nuances like spelling and punctuation.

See like 'Brian Williams cums under fire.'

He was at a ski lodge near the fire when he 'cums'. There, is that better haters? Gees its so obvious or is it oblivious. Whatev.

Posted by: Badda Bing at February 04, 2015 08:29 PM (Msg5U)

152 I was being figurative, just like Pat Benatar.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at February 04, 2015 08:29 PM (QCo5R)

153 I remember a harrowing dinner once where the chateaubriand was just a tad overcooked. That was touch and go for a while but I took one for the team. Spine tingling I tell ya.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 04, 2015 08:30 PM (NeFrd)

154 let them forget about Bosnia

No story about Bosnia ever fed a hungry child.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 04, 2015 08:30 PM (W5DcG)

155 Isn't it ironic?
Don't you think?

Posted by: Alanis Morisette at February 04, 2015 08:30 PM (VAsIq)

156 I'm more honest than Brian Williams. Brian is a pussy. I want one.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at February 04, 2015 08:30 PM (gwG9s)

157 Brian Williams and the hit movie American Snippet

I suppose Jesse Ventura is next in line to anchor the NBC News

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 08:31 PM (W6Tct)

158 That Bush guy was quite the liar wasn't he?

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 08:31 PM (3rrMW)

159 http://tinyurl.com/oxl26wy

Posted by: t-bird at February 04, 2015 08:15 PM (FcR7P)
------t-bird, that was freaking hilarious!

Posted by: Old Blue at February 04, 2015 08:31 PM (vVSOO)

160 If Brian Williams cannot remember whether he was fired upon or not then he is either a liar or senile. Either way, he should not be reporting.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 04, 2015 08:31 PM (rldyO)

161 The people that fired upon my helicopter were just misunderstood and Bush is a liar for starting a war against them.

Posted by: Brian Williams, from Brattleboro, VT at February 04, 2015 08:32 PM (QCo5R)

162 Hillary Clinton's entire narrative is one lie after another.

Other than shifting some papers around and doing some cattle futures, what has she really accomplished?

What action has she taken that's awe inspiring and a tribute to her intellect or bravery?

She doesn't even bake cookies for Crying out loud.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 04, 2015 08:32 PM (RZzX3)

163 Brian Williams has resigned. His replacement: Josh Earnest.

Posted by: NBC Nightly Newds at February 04, 2015 08:32 PM (VAsIq)

164 You can lie your head off for years and all you have to do is say you "mis-remembered." That is of course if you are a Lib....

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 08:32 PM (Bn6aD)

165 That helicopter ride was seared, SEARED, into my memory in a manner reminiscent of Jen-jiss Khan.

Posted by: Brian Williams Kerry at February 04, 2015 08:32 PM (GuwT9)

166 140 Tomorrow's front page will be devoted to the growing crisis over discrimination against single people.
Posted by: New York Times at February 04, 2015

vaxx scare over?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 08:33 PM (W6Tct)

167 147: I wish Comcast as a whole would go south.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2015 08:33 PM (ucDmr)

168 >>Hillary Clinton's entire narrative is one lie after another.

Other than shifting some papers around and doing some cattle futures, what has she really accomplished?



We should talk.

Posted by: Vince Foster at February 04, 2015 08:33 PM (3rrMW)

169 162 Hillary Clinton's entire narrative is one lie after another.

Other than shifting some papers around and doing some cattle futures, what has she really accomplished?

What action has she taken that's awe inspiring and a tribute to her intellect or bravery?

She doesn't even bake cookies for Crying out loud.

----

She's a dynamite in the sack.

Posted by: Huma at February 04, 2015 08:33 PM (VAsIq)

170 I was raped by Barry, the head of the campus Republicans. His purple cowboy boots were fa-bu-lous!!

Also, my 1 year old sister totes played a prank on me by shoving pebbles---aw, never mind. My publicist says that this story isn't funny for knuckle-dragging flyover state rubes.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 04, 2015 08:33 PM (ABcz/)

171 They want to be Ernie Pyle, but all they can manage is Barney Fife.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2015 08:33 PM (wt/Oq)

172
130 If we were clever and evil like 4chan, we'd be p-chopping the image of Brian Williams' daughter Allison getting her ass licked by Brian Williams, but substituting Allison's face with Brian Williams' face, (so it looks like he's licking his own ass).
Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 04, 2015 08:26 PM (grMf


You'd only need to photoshop the top half of his head. Brian and his daughter have the same jaw.

Posted by: buzzion at February 04, 2015 08:33 PM (z/Ubi)

173 Anyone have a link for Allison's rim job? ( asking for a friend)

Posted by: Mrs. Williams at February 04, 2015 08:33 PM (2o6Wj)

174 My parents named me after sir Edmund Hillary!!

Posted by: Hillary! at February 04, 2015 08:34 PM (ABcz/)

175 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Titan Tom at February 04, 2015 08:34 PM (Xr5AE)

176 I propose we begin pronouncing his last name "wil-LIE-ums".

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 04, 2015 08:34 PM (5pg79)

177 156 I'm more honest than Brian Williams. Brian is a pussy. I want one.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at February 04, 2015 08:30 PM (gwG9s)


and when I get it I'll be...

Posted by: Bridgette Jenner at February 04, 2015 08:34 PM (Msg5U)

178 163 Brian Williams has resigned. His replacement: Josh Earnest.
Posted by: NBC Nightly Newds

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His replacement: Baghdad Bob.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 04, 2015 08:34 PM (VAsIq)

179 I seem to recall a harrowing journey. I was feeling claustrophobic as I emerged from the warmth of my safe space. The light was nearly blinding as my mother gave one last push and I squirted into the world for the first time with a loud gush of blood and mucus. The obstetrician took one look at me, dumped me in a sterile basin, then spanked the placenta, wrapped it in a blanket and handed it to my mom where she proceeded to bond.

But I may be misremembererebering it.

Gut wrenching I tell ya.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 04, 2015 08:34 PM (NeFrd)

180 It's true that Brian Williams was forced to land on the Gaza/West Bank bridge due to Israeli anti-aircraft fire.

Posted by: Vox.com at February 04, 2015 08:35 PM (f8y+G)

181 178 163 Brian Williams has resigned. His replacement: Josh Earnest.
Posted by: NBC Nightly Newds

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His replacement: Baghdad Bob.



That's what we said.

Posted by: NBC Nightly Newds at February 04, 2015 08:35 PM (VAsIq)

182 Mary Cloggenstein was rocked by Beian Williams

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 08:35 PM (W6Tct)

183 Can't these guys just take money from the Reds quietly and be subtle in their propaganda?

Posted by: I F Stone at February 04, 2015 08:35 PM (l3vZN)

184 Then there was that ABC show called Grace Under Fire. How come no one called them out?

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 08:35 PM (QCo5R)

185 165
That helicopter ride was seared, SEARED, into my memory in a manner reminiscent of Jen-jiss Khan.

Posted by: Brian Williams Kerry at February 04, 2015 08:32 PM (GuwT9)

CLASSIC.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 04, 2015 08:35 PM (rldyO)

186 So just the lying liars that were reporting from Nam

Posted by: Cicero Skip at February 04, 2015 08:35 PM (FIrEF)

187 This has been Walter Cronkite reporting. Thank you and goodnight.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 08:36 PM (QCo5R)

188 I hate them. I hate them all.

That is all.

Posted by: Shocker! at February 04, 2015 08:36 PM (xOu6p)

189 Gut wrenching I tell ya.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man

Gut wrenching or uterus wrenching?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 08:36 PM (W6Tct)

190 >>Anyone have a link for Allison's rim job? ( asking for a friend)

I keep it handy:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/mqvl5a3

Posted by: Hillary! at February 04, 2015 08:36 PM (ABcz/)

191
If we were clever, we'd also start a twitter account @whatelsehasbrianwilliamsliedabout

I want to destroy these people.

Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 04, 2015 08:36 PM (grMf8)

192 I'm a SI swimwear model.

What, wut?

Posted by: Infidel at February 04, 2015 08:36 PM (24SVk)

193 I hope we get a Twitchy roundup of Ace's Twitter Rage of 2/4/15!!!1! Cuz it's funny.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 04, 2015 08:37 PM (VAsIq)

194 What's the frequency, Brian?

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at February 04, 2015 08:37 PM (gwG9s)

195

He's as crooked as his face.

Seriously, if NBC has any shred of respectability and decency left - and they do not - he should be sacked immediately.

But they're not really independent journalists, are they?

Thank G-d for the internet and talk radio.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2015 08:37 PM (CMkNk)

196 @36 Why Libs love liars so much..

Because Americans have always loved their badasses and their side has none. While their trust-funded asses enjoy the safety of their Ivy League navel gazing existence, real American kids are doing what they do best. Being awesome!

They want to be brave too. They just aren't.

Posted by: Old Glazier at February 04, 2015 08:38 PM (XYt3w)

197 179 I seem to recall a harrowing journey. I was feeling claustrophobic as I emerged from the warmth of my safe space. The light was nearly blinding as my mother gave one last push and I squirted into the world for the first time with a loud gush of blood and mucus. The obstetrician took one look at me, dumped me in a sterile basin, then spanked the placenta, wrapped it in a blanket and handed it to my mom where she proceeded to bond.

But I may be misremembererebering it.

Gut wrenching I tell ya.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 04, 2015 08:34 PM (NeFrd)


Lol! I saw Spank the Placenta open for .....

Posted by: Badda Bing at February 04, 2015 08:38 PM (Msg5U)

198 I am the Walrus.


/B Williams

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 04, 2015 08:38 PM (NeFrd)

199
Hey, Hector/Unity/Average Johnson, whatever your fucking name is.

What say you?

As if I really give a shit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2015 08:39 PM (CMkNk)

200 Eh, NBC will buy his line about "misremembering" and ignore that it happened on multiple occasions. Other media outlets will do the same, and this will blow over. I mean, he only lied about a war. /sarc

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 04, 2015 08:39 PM (VAsIq)

201 In my day, we didn't make stories up. The guys in the Kremlin made them up and passed them on to us. That's how the professionals do it.

Posted by: Walter Cronkite at February 04, 2015 08:39 PM (GuwT9)

202 A helicopter was shot down over Iraq, and Brian has been in a helicopter over Iraq.

So, fake but accurate.

Posted by: Dan Rather at February 04, 2015 08:39 PM (5pg79)

203 "And that's the way it is. As far as you know."

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 08:39 PM (oKE6c)

204 In my day, we didn't make stories up. The guys in the Kremlin made them up and passed them on to us. That's how the professionals do it.

Posted by: Walter Cronkite

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Win!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 04, 2015 08:40 PM (VAsIq)

205 It's almost like we should quit listening to all the fuckers in Media ... and start thinking for ourselves instead.


They're ALL pushing an agenda ... every last damn one.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 04, 2015 08:40 PM (9m68G)

206 He's right. I was in the Chinook with him.

We were shot down and discovered a race transforming robots in the desert.

Long story short. We saved the world and got an evening of hand jobs from Megan Fox.

Posted by: Jmt at February 04, 2015 08:40 PM (kopxe)

207 Feet of clay, brains of mush.

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 04, 2015 08:40 PM (RZzX3)

208 I don't want my brother walking out of the toilet with only his Brian Williams in his hands, alright?

Posted by: Sonny Corleone at February 04, 2015 08:40 PM (gwG9s)

209 Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 04, 2015 08:36 PM (grMf

Then you need to do what they do, and impugn their organizations and ideology. Never make it about one guy. That's what they want you to do. This is about NBC. About journalists. About anti-war folks. About Democrats. Salt the f*cking earth.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at February 04, 2015 08:41 PM (QCo5R)

210 Acting is just like being a soldier..., really..., I mean it.

Posted by: Tom Cruise at February 04, 2015 08:42 PM (vPh3W)

211 199
Hey, Hector/Unity/Average Johnson, whatever your fucking name is.

What say you?

As if I really give a shit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2015

Be nice JJ and you may get an autographed book or coffee mug

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 08:42 PM (W6Tct)

212 "Lie like the wind " in a chinook ? Is this some kind of pun?

Juan Danger Carlos

Posted by: Drpullit at February 04, 2015 08:42 PM (XLg0b)

213 Then you need to do what they do, and impugn their organizations and ideology. Never make it about one guy. That's what they want you to do. This is about NBC. About journalists. About anti-war folks. About Democrats. Salt the f*cking earth.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at February 04, 2015 08:41 PM (QCo5R)



Ridicule is a potent weapon (Alinsky, you bastard, we read your shitty book!), and the stink from something like this slops over onto all other MSM sources, to some extent.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 08:42 PM (oKE6c)

214 Okay, we need a (something)-gate for this, and I can't think of a good one offhand.

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 04, 2015 08:43 PM (2o6Wj)

215 Nothing stirs my soul like the harrowing time I spent three days in a snowstorm at Aspen. In the morning on the second day we ran out of champagne and caviar, and were forced to eat fois gras right out of the packaging.

Many a newsman cracked that day, I can tell you.

Posted by: Errand Boy Williams at February 04, 2015 08:43 PM (dVmLD)

216 Now hold on here a minute folks. These could have been the same people who were making Cankles dodge sniper bullets on the runway?

Ninjas they are.

Posted by: 2L at February 04, 2015 08:43 PM (TaO1J)

217 I never would have tried to sell such bullshit when I was serving in Vietnam.

Posted by: Senator Dick Blumenthal (D) at February 04, 2015 08:44 PM (5pg79)

218 #CowardLiarGate

Posted by: Badda Bing at February 04, 2015 08:44 PM (Msg5U)

219
214 Okay, we need a (something)-gate for this, and I can't think of a good one offhand.
Posted by: bergerbilder at February 04, 2015 08:43 PM (2o6Wj)


Williams-gate?

I-enjoy-watching-my-daughter-slut-it-up-on-TV-gate? Kind of wordy, but true.

Posted by: buzzion at February 04, 2015 08:44 PM (z/Ubi)

220 214 Okay, we need a (something)-gate for this, and I can't think of a good one offhand.
Posted by: bergerbilder at February

Combat-gate
Bullshit-gate

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 08:45 PM (W6Tct)

221 #214: Chinook-gate?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 04, 2015 08:45 PM (5pg79)

222 Okay, we need a (something)-gate for this, and I can't think of a good one offhand.
----
#NBChasanethicsproblemGate
#JournalistsarefckuingliarsGate
#BrianWilliamsWatchesHisDaughterDoPornGate
#MediaLieGate

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 04, 2015 08:45 PM (VAsIq)

223 Harrow-gate

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 04, 2015 08:45 PM (NeFrd)

224 Mastergate.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 08:46 PM (oKE6c)

225 215 Nothing stirs my soul like the harrowing time I spent three days in a snowstorm at Aspen. In the morning on the second day we ran out of champagne and caviar, and were forced to eat fois gras right out of the packaging.

Many a newsman cracked that day, I can tell you.


Posted by: Errand Boy Williams at February 04, 2015 08:43 PM (dVmLD)


the last straw that finally broke them was having to order the PETITE filet mignon. A man can only take so much!

Posted by: Badda Bing at February 04, 2015 08:46 PM (Msg5U)

226 #MediaPromisesTheyWon'tDoThatThingInOurMouthAgainGate

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 04, 2015 08:46 PM (VAsIq)

227 >>Okay, we need a (something)-gate for this, and I can't think of a good one offhand.

Chinook-gate

(Chinook is also the name of a warm wind, so I think that fits nicely)

Posted by: Hillary! at February 04, 2015 08:46 PM (ABcz/)

228 #StolenValorGate

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 04, 2015 08:47 PM (VAsIq)

229 DaddyAnalingate

Posted by: goatexchange at February 04, 2015 08:47 PM (bf2up)

230 215 Nothing stirs my soul like the harrowing time I spent three days in a
snowstorm at Aspen. In the morning on the second day we ran out of
champagne and caviar, and were forced to eat fois gras right out of the
packaging.



Many a newsman cracked that day, I can tell you.




That's where it pays off, the training, the discipline.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 08:47 PM (oKE6c)

231 211 Be nice JJ and you may get an autographed book or coffee mug
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 08:42 PM (W6Tct)


A 4th grade SRA reader and a Wilma Flintstone juice glass I do not need, thank you.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2015 08:47 PM (CMkNk)

232 214 Okay, we need a (something)-gate for this, and I can't think of a good one offhand.

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 04, 2015 08:43 PM (2o6Wj)

"Sand-Snake-Gate"? "Poseur-Gate"?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2015 08:48 PM (wt/Oq)

233 How many times do I have to tell these pikers not to get caught?

Posted by: Seymour Hersh at February 04, 2015 08:48 PM (XYKz+)

234 This is really about me isn't it?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 04, 2015 08:48 PM (gwG9s)

235 Get to the Choppa!-Gate

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 04, 2015 08:48 PM (VAsIq)

236 It's as if he has an immoral imperative to lie

Posted by: Immanuel Kant touch this at February 04, 2015 08:49 PM (mhetq)

237
You hurt these people by destroying what they love the most -- their own ego.

You want to hurt Brian Williams? You make it so any time he does a google search of "Brian Williams ___," which he does often, the top result is Brian Williams lies, etc.

Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 04, 2015 08:49 PM (grMf8)

238 We had to destroy Honest Reporting in order to save it.

Posted by: Peter Arnett at February 04, 2015 08:49 PM (9m68G)

239 NBC-Gate. It's not Brian Williams, it's the whole damn network (and then we can move on to the next!).

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 04, 2015 08:49 PM (VAsIq)

240 Masterbate-gate

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 08:49 PM (W6Tct)

241 230 That's where it pays off, the training, the discipline.
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 08:47 PM (oKE6c)


The image of Lena Dunham in a leather Mrs. Peel outfit leading Brian Williams around with a ball gag and leash is rather stimulating.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2015 08:49 PM (CMkNk)

242 Okay, we need a (something)-gate for this, and I can't think of a good one offhand.
---

ConflateGate

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 04, 2015 08:50 PM (KH1sk)

243 RatherGate, redux.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 04, 2015 08:50 PM (VAsIq)

244



I'm Walter Duranty and I approve this message!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2015 08:50 PM (CMkNk)

245
Me?

for the past 6 years I've been trying to get obama is a cocksucker as the #1 google result for 'obama.'

Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 04, 2015 08:50 PM (grMf8)

246 Deny! Deny! Deny!
It worked for me. Until after I was dead. But my Pulitzer still looks good in the lobby...

Posted by: The Ghost of Walter Duranty at February 04, 2015 08:50 PM (EDYaR)

247 I was...uh...with Morgan Fairchild. Yeah...yeah, that's it!

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 08:50 PM (Dwehj)

248 I finally fed my hungry husband some meatloaf.

He was pissed (rightfully so) that I was distracted by the blog.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 08:50 PM (FsuaD)

249 Brian Williams.
Steven Croft.
Dan Rather.
Lying liars who lie.
Telling us what to think.
Hillary Clinton.
John Kerry.
Blumenthal.
Fuck, I need a drink.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 04, 2015 08:50 PM (XmOA9)

250 Venn diagram of Brian Williams' world and reality=>


O | O

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 04, 2015 08:51 PM (NeFrd)

251 I didn't see the big deal about that person motor boating my daughter's ass. I feel the same way every time I kiss Brian's mouth.

Posted by: Mrs Williams at February 04, 2015 08:51 PM (3rrMW)

252 Oops, sorry Mega Independent! Just saw yours.

Still brilliant.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 04, 2015 08:51 PM (KH1sk)

253 I have not watched a national news broadcast in years. I guess I'm not missing anything. I'm sure there is a story out there like this about every one of the fucking liars.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2015 08:51 PM (ucDmr)

254 Meatloafgate?

Posted by: goatexchange at February 04, 2015 08:51 PM (bf2up)

255 for the past 6 years I've been trying to get obama is a cocksucker as the #1 google result for 'obama.'
--

and it's bringing some really disturbing pron hits to the fore.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 04, 2015 08:51 PM (VAsIq)

256 Ooooh I see the problem, when I said Chinook you misunderstood it as the helicopter, I meant the salmon. The fish. Does that clear it up?

Posted by: Badda Bing at February 04, 2015 08:52 PM (Msg5U)

257
Isn't Brian Williams daughter some sort of alleged actress?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2015 08:52 PM (CMkNk)

258 MisrememberGate

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 04, 2015 08:52 PM (VAsIq)

259 Identify the target, personalize it:

NBCgate

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 04, 2015 08:53 PM (l3vZN)

260 254 Meatloafgate?
Posted by: goatexchange at February 04, 2015 08:51 PM (bf2up)


Zero out of three ain't bad. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2015 08:53 PM (CMkNk)

261 RPG-gate

Haboob-gate

Posted by: Fritz at February 04, 2015 08:53 PM (dVmLD)

262 The image of Lena Dunham in a leather Mrs. Peel outfit leading Brian Williams around with a ball gag and leash is rather stimulating.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February

It would be worth inflated Stubhub tickets

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 08:53 PM (W6Tct)

263 I misremembered humping Angelina Jolie in the back seat of a Kia and Brad Pitt chasing me around a Denny's parking lot back in 2009. Sorry.

Posted by: Dang at February 04, 2015 08:53 PM (MNq6o)

264 Media lies, the Republic dies!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 04, 2015 08:53 PM (VAsIq)

265 Isn't Brian Williams daughter some sort of alleged actress?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

No, she's only on that shitty Lena Dunham show.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at February 04, 2015 08:53 PM (GuwT9)

266 Heh. The Drudge link to MSNBC mentions Ronan Farrel, Joy Reid, and that twit whose name I can't remember (MOVE ON) may be gone.

I'll bet NBC hires their sorry asses in record time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 08:53 PM (FsuaD)

267 The name of the scandal is "Brian Munchausen".

You're welcome.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 04, 2015 08:53 PM (b4b5c)

268


NBC

No Bearing on Credulity
Nothing Believable, Clearly
Never Believe Correspondents

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2015 08:54 PM (CMkNk)

269 260 254 Meatloafgate?
Posted by: goatexchange at February 04, 2015 08:51 PM (bf2up)


Zero out of three ain't bad. . .



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2015 08:53 PM (CMkNk)

By the way, is Mr. Loaf still with us, or did he see Paradise by the ... I can't even finish that one.

Still, is he still alive?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2015 08:54 PM (wt/Oq)

270 Brian-Williams-is-innocent-gate!

Posted by: I'm totally not Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 08:54 PM (VAsIq)

271 265
Isn't Brian Williams daughter some sort of alleged actress?



She does lesbian pron on HBO. And her dad likes to watch (seriously).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 08:54 PM (FsuaD)

272
He should only be captured by ISIS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2015 08:54 PM (CMkNk)

273 #269: He is.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 04, 2015 08:55 PM (5pg79)

274 I like the part where Williams is telling the story to Letterman and says the first thing "we" did was figure out how to land the aircraft. Yeah, right. "BRIAN, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!?"

Posted by: Dang at February 04, 2015 08:55 PM (MNq6o)

275 I've banged lots of girls, but you wouldn't know any of them. They're all from Canada.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 08:55 PM (KFdZd)

276 I like that one soothy. Brian Williams liar

Posted by: Infidel at February 04, 2015 08:56 PM (24SVk)

277 I like the part where Williams is telling the story to Letterman and says the first thing "we" did was figure out how to land the aircraft. Yeah, right. "BRIAN, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!?"

He didn't have the fish for dinner.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 04, 2015 08:56 PM (b4b5c)

278 274 I like the part where Williams is telling the story to Letterman and says the first thing "we" did was figure out how to land the aircraft. Yeah, right. "BRIAN, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!?"
Posted by: Dang at February 04, 2015 08:55 PM (MNq6o)


He then shouted "ho lee took! Wei too lo!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2015 08:56 PM (CMkNk)

279 Yes, it's disturbing Mr. Williams lied, but it's more disturbing WHY he felt he had to lie. If the JOOOOOOZ hadn't misled us into waging war on their enemies, Brian Williams would have never not been shot at.

Also, the gold standard.

Posted by: Pon Raul at February 04, 2015 08:57 PM (VAsIq)

280

Commander McBragg-gate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2015 08:57 PM (CMkNk)

281 274
I like the part where Williams is telling the story to Letterman and says the first thing "we" did was figure out how to land the aircraft. Yeah, right. "BRIAN, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!?"



Brian would be more like, "OMG, I'm about to have a gut explosion! What do I do????"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 08:57 PM (FsuaD)

282 268

NBC

No Bearing on Credulity
Nothing Believable, Clearly
Never Believe Correspondents
------------------------------------------
My....how owdinawy.

Posted by: LillyVonSchtupp at February 04, 2015 08:58 PM (muCHt)

283 264: Turd that Panda Party idea would work great on NBC News with Brian Williams. Might need a backup panda though.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2015 08:58 PM (ucDmr)

284 268


NBC

No Bearing on Credulity
Nothing Believable, Clearly
Never Believe Correspondents

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2015

Nothing But Crap

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 08:58 PM (W6Tct)

285

Life of Brian-gate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2015 08:58 PM (CMkNk)

286 He didn't have the fish for dinner.

I picked a bad day to quit telling the truth. Whatever that is.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 08:58 PM (Dwehj)

287 So I make my deal, get my golden parachute, resign, and retire to the Carribean.
So long, suckers!

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 08:58 PM (EDYaR)

288 80 I have documentation that Brian came under fire.
Posted by: Dan Rather at February 04, 2015 08:14 PM (GuwT9)


It's true, but he didn't want everyone talking about it. It was the dark stain that gave him away.

Posted by: Caliban at February 04, 2015 08:58 PM (3GFMN)

289


Brian was actually on at least 12 helos that came under heavy fire., birds as the Air Force calls them, sturdy what some might call, airplanes. They are perfect targets, for insurgents. But I am here tonight, to fly in one over thte most dangerous part of the world, Iraq. LIVE tonight, Brian WIlliams, NBC News.


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller at February 04, 2015 08:58 PM (jzdfJ)

290 Also, the gold standard.

Posted by: Pon Raul at February 04, 2015 08:57 PM (VAsIq)


And that right there is the problem with having nuts in prominent positions.
It calls into question the validity of everything they say.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 04, 2015 08:59 PM (XmOA9)

291 Brian Ghazi Gate

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 04, 2015 08:59 PM (RZzX3)

292 Now Bullshit Commencing.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 04, 2015 08:59 PM (5pg79)

293 283
Shoot, if we can find enough volunteers we can have a whole line of dancing pandas jerkin' it. But yes, this is a great example of a story that could be capitalized on by savvy, inappropriate politicos.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 04, 2015 08:59 PM (VAsIq)

294 Brian Williams headstone

Street Fighting Man

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 09:00 PM (W6Tct)

295 19
The Neil deGrasse Tyson of the news business.

The Hillary Clinton of the news business.

Posted by: RGallegos at February 04, 2015 09:00 PM (AVODN)

296 Great work today, Ace. Makes us proud to call ourselves Morons.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at February 04, 2015 09:00 PM (gXaot)

297 Once is happenstance.

Twice is coincidence.

Three times is enemy action.

NBC IS the ENEMY.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 04, 2015 09:01 PM (RZzX3)

298

If your nose remains erect for more than 4 hours, go on TV and lie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2015 09:01 PM (CMkNk)

299 He's the Jay Cutler of news

Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 04, 2015 09:01 PM (mx6Sm)

300 296
Ahem. That's "Citizen" Morons.

Posted by: Part-time Style Guide Enforcer at February 04, 2015 09:01 PM (VAsIq)

301 We were surrounded by enemy Iraqi soldiers and they fell upon us like wolves. It was all hand to hand combat at that point as I was suddenly thrown onto a glass coffee table and raped by five, no, make that seven men...

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 09:01 PM (MNq6o)

302 Great work today, Ace. Makes us proud to call ourselves Morons.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained
------------------

Seconded

Posted by: Tom Cruise at February 04, 2015 09:01 PM (vPh3W)

303 Blian Wirrams not evah on my choppa. Nevah.

Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at February 04, 2015 09:02 PM (Dwehj)

304 296 Great work today, Ace. Makes us proud to call ourselves Morons.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at February 04, 2015 09:00 PM (gXaot)


Did Ace break this story?!

Ho Lee Foook!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2015 09:02 PM (CMkNk)

305 Crap.
/Cruise

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2015 09:02 PM (vPh3W)

306 I'm so sick of this world, and this f*cking ignorant country.

Watching one ep of "Jesse's World" on that idiot O'Reilly's show will make you want to kill yourself.

Thanks, Teachers' Unions. Thanks, Gubmint.

Sweet Jeebus. I give up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 09:02 PM (FsuaD)

307 MILITARIZED LYING REPORTERS!!!!!!11!!

Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 04, 2015 09:02 PM (mx6Sm)

308 I got my first flat-top haircut when a separated helicopter rotor just barely missed the top of his head. Even the lice bailed on that one. But not me. I was harrowed - HARROWED , I tell you - by 2 days of wind-blown sand, but I stuck it out until the helicopter supplied by the Army exclusively for me and my NBC entourage plucked my sand snake-bitten ass from the worst hellhole anybody has ever seen before, or since.

Posted by: "Gatekeeper" Williams at February 04, 2015 09:03 PM (2o6Wj)

309 Yawn.

It's NBC.

The network that rigged model rocket motors to ignite fuel tanks on GM pickups.

What do you expect?

I'll note that was only a few years after CBS permitted a plaintiff's lawyer to replumb the hydraulics of an Audi 5000 on '60 Minutes' to make it leap forward when put in gear, furthering the 'unintended acceleration' scare that was quite demonstrably driver error.

Posted by: JEM at February 04, 2015 09:03 PM (o+SC1)

310 I'm so sick of this world, and this f*cking ignorant country.

Watching one ep of "Jesse's World" on that idiot O'Reilly's show will make you want to kill yourself.

Thanks, Teachers' Unions. Thanks, Gubmint.

Sweet Jeebus. I give up.



It needed to be said again.

Posted by: Infidel at February 04, 2015 09:03 PM (24SVk)

311 What would Brian Williams do, if he were here today?

He'd tell a lie and he'd say it's true, that's what Brian Williams'd do!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 04, 2015 09:03 PM (5pg79)

312 Watching one ep of "Jesse's World" on that idiot O'Reilly's show will make you want to kill yourself.

----

Where can I find a show like that?
Like Jesse's World!

Posted by: Rick Springfield at February 04, 2015 09:03 PM (VAsIq)

313 Lying Thug Reporter.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 04, 2015 09:03 PM (XmOA9)

314 306 Sweet Jeebus. I give up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 09:02 PM (FsuaD)


Bad as it is, imagine how much worse shit would be without an internet?

And now, here comes the FCC! Thank goodness.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2015 09:03 PM (CMkNk)

315 How many of us would misremember being shot down?

I think must of us would have that " sheared in our memories".

Posted by: Avi at February 04, 2015 09:04 PM (4CQud)

316 305 Crap.
/Cruise
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., e

It's ok Mr. Hammer with your whirling IP address no one knows who you are

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 09:04 PM (W6Tct)

317 I just watched the immolation video on Fox's site and have to admit I am more troubled than ever. I guess I expected a terrorist version of Reefer Madness or something, with crappy sound, grainy video, basically a bush league murder porn flick.

But that's not what this is. This shit looks like a reverse episode of 24 or a similar Hollywood production. It has pace, high-end graphics, a storyline, and a rationale for what they are doing.

People from the West are helping these guys and this is serious propoganda. If you can stand the murder scene (it's maybe 3-5 minutes of the 22 minute video) then you should watch it IMHO.

I have to admit I thought I fully appreciated what we are dealing with but I was wrong. These fuckers aren't barbarians, they're evil beyond belief.

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 04, 2015 09:04 PM (bS6uW)

318 My sister will wake up tomorrow, tune in to NBC/MSNBC and believe every fucking thing they tell her.

And she graduated Magna Cum Laude from her university. In journalism.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 09:04 PM (FsuaD)

319 It's ok Mr. Hammer with your whirling IP address no one knows who you are
Posted by: Misanthropic
---------------

I'm becoming less certain myself.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2015 09:05 PM (vPh3W)

320 Until several hours ago, I did not know who brian williams was. Now, I want to whip his ass with the car antennae from a 1968 Chrysler Imperial.

g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 04, 2015 09:05 PM (4gN5w)

321 We hunkered down, waiting out the sandstorm, drinking our own sweat and piss from our stillsuits. We staggered our steps, not wanting to draw the attention of the sand snakes. That is why the desert people call me...Muad'dib.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 09:05 PM (VAsIq)

322 318 My sister will wake up tomorrow, tune in to NBC/MSNBC and believe every fucking thing they tell her.

And she graduated Magna Cum Laude from her university. In journalism.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 09:04 PM (FsuaD)


Second look at non-college graduates for leadership positions?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2015 09:06 PM (CMkNk)

323 I will bet tomorrow I can go to work and not one person will have heard this story. Fooked we are.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2015 09:06 PM (ucDmr)

324 And she graduated Magna Cum Laude from her university. In journalism.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 09:04 PM (Fsua



So she's a high school graduate.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 09:06 PM (oKE6c)

325
Good night, kids.

Early to bed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2015 09:07 PM (CMkNk)

326 OT, Well shit, my oven light went out. Guess 16 yrs is a good run.

Posted by: Infidel at February 04, 2015 09:07 PM (24SVk)

327 315 How many of us would misremember being shot down?

I think must of us would have that " sheared in our memories".
Posted by: Avi at February 04, 2015 09

As I posted earlier, I remember my 1st car and first screw. I would remeber being shot at in a war zone

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 09:07 PM (W6Tct)

328 There are only 50,000 or so of these motherfuckers at most ... we should kill them all now.

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 04, 2015 09:07 PM (bS6uW)

329

Brian Williams? Never heard of him.


- - Charlie Gibson

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2015 09:07 PM (CMkNk)

330 Nite JJ

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 09:07 PM (W6Tct)

331 320: Channeling Garret Morris? Evenin. How you doin?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2015 09:08 PM (ucDmr)

332 I will bet tomorrow I can go to work and not one person will have heard this story. Fooked we are.

---

I'm at work right now, and my coworkers know (since I showed them). Maybe one or two will remember past tonight.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 04, 2015 09:08 PM (VAsIq)

333 @322 - I don't willingly vote for lawyers, and possibly Ted Cruz aside I will never again vote Ivy for national office. Harvard is effectively a progtard madrassa and needs to be regarded as such.

As far as I'm concerned the fact that Scott Walker is less credentialed than I is not at all a weakness. He's shown he can do things I've never had the initiative to tackle. I'll happily vote for him.

Posted by: JEM at February 04, 2015 09:09 PM (o+SC1)

334 No, no, Brian Williams never said that.

Posted by: Candy Crowley at February 04, 2015 09:09 PM (VAsIq)

335 I'm at work right now, and my coworkers know (since I showed them). Maybe one or two will remember past tonight.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 04, 2015 09:08 PM (VAsIq)


Yet every one probably knows the Romney "dog on the car roof" story.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 09:10 PM (oKE6c)

336 just watched the immolation video on Fox's site and have to admit I am more troubled than ever

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 04, 2015 09:04 PM (bS6uW

I've made a point of watching.
Not just this, but many and varied acts carried out in the name of allah.

It's jarring, and unsettling, but we all should steel ourselves as to what we are dealing with.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 04, 2015 09:10 PM (XmOA9)

337 * recollects Doonesbury's 'The Red Rascal' *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2015 09:10 PM (vPh3W)

338 After wandering in the desert for what must have been days, I came upon a den of thieves and soon found myself fighting for my life in something they refered to as, "Thunderdome".

Posted by: Brian "To The Choppers!" Williams at February 04, 2015 09:10 PM (MNq6o)

339 So, this Brian guy do something...?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 09:10 PM (TElvN)

340 Sorry, that was me.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 04, 2015 09:11 PM (oKE6c)

341 Sigh. I really fear for what's left of our country. Our son returned home and is in a local college. He's stunned by the idiocy he comes in contact with by the younger people he shares an occasional class with.

He said a young woman spewed, "I hate this country! We're mean!" And he stepped in the ring and attempted to put her some Marine Corps knowledge. And to the prof's credit, he let him go on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 09:11 PM (FsuaD)

342 326 Mine didn't make it 4 years.

Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2015 09:11 PM (v5UtH)

343 >>Well shit, my oven light went out. Guess 16 yrs is a good run.

Posted by: Infidel

If you are talking about the pilot light, don't put your head in there.

Posted by: Aviator at February 04, 2015 09:12 PM (3rrMW)

344 Well shit, my oven light went out. Guess 16 yrs is a good run.
Posted by: Infidel
-------------------

The bulb?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2015 09:12 PM (vPh3W)

345 Second look at non-college graduates for leadership positions?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2015 09:06 PM


ISWYDT, Sefton

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 04, 2015 09:12 PM (4gN5w)

346 I've made a point of watching.
Not just this, but many and varied acts carried out in the name of allah.


-----

I too have watched. Ha ha very funny! I say. Chop, chop! with the machete. Rape, rape! with the Brian Williams. Burn, burn! with the fires.

Posted by: Ahmed, 8-year-old ME boy at February 04, 2015 09:12 PM (VAsIq)

347 its clear the best way for politicians and broadcasters to honor the troops is to lie about almost being pretty much one of them

Posted by: Chelsea Danger at February 04, 2015 09:13 PM (SZWTt)

348 Jane, is the D'oh Boy old enough to run for public office?

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 04, 2015 09:13 PM (4gN5w)

349 @327 - I'd forgive someone with three combat tours 'misremembering' early experiences under fire.

Maybe a Halberstam-type (whatever you think of him) or similar long-term in-country scribbler.

War-tourist desk pilot? Nah. He'd remember, and he knows it.

Posted by: JEM at February 04, 2015 09:13 PM (o+SC1)

350 So, this Brian guy do something...?


Posted by: Ricardo Kill

Yeah, Ricardo. He did do something. A little some we refer to around here as WINNING THE IRAQ WAR!

Posted by: NBC Executives, all nodding in agreement at February 04, 2015 09:14 PM (MNq6o)

351 "Life of Brian gate"

Pithy!

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 04, 2015 09:14 PM (2o6Wj)

352 He said a young woman spewed, "I hate this country! We're mean!" And he stepped in the ring and attempted to put her some Marine Corps knowledge. And to the prof's credit, he let him go on.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
--------

Did it work? Did anything sink into the libtard's thick skull? I'd like to hear a success story.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 04, 2015 09:14 PM (VAsIq)

353 I don't know who cringedd more.

The daughter watching her father lie his ass off, or the father watching his daughter's ass eaten out on HBO.

Posted by: Tushar at February 04, 2015 09:14 PM (09es5)

354 That reminds me, if it hasn't already been said:


Abdullah 2016

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2015 09:14 PM (vPh3W)

355 Hah, Megyn Kelly talking about Brian Williams story lie about his helicopter taking fire on her show.

Posted by: huerfano at February 04, 2015 09:14 PM (bAGA/)

356 Why are you haters being so mean to Brian Williams?
It's not like he reported a fake story about an entire fraternity raping a girl.

Posted by: Rolling Stone at February 04, 2015 09:14 PM (TWZh8)

357 >>I've made a point of watching.

Not just this, but many and varied acts carried out in the name of allah.


Best prepare yourself - ISIS has a female American captive, 26 year old aid worker. I suspect they'll try to top the immolation video.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 09:14 PM (ABcz/)

358 "A little some we refer to around here as WINNING THE IRAQ WAR!"



My, my, my. Very impressive.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 09:15 PM (TElvN)

359 348
Jane, is the D'oh Boy old enough to run for public office?

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 04, 2015 09:13 PM (4gN5w)


Well, he's just turned 25. Worked on the campaign of a good friend of ours who lost Jack Kingston's seat. He just wants to get his degree and go hunt terrorists. As a career.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 09:15 PM (FsuaD)

360 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 09:11 PM (FsuaD)
-------
Awesome! Semper Fi! He's not even my son and Damn! I'm proud of him!

Posted by: Old Blue at February 04, 2015 09:15 PM (vVSOO)

361 the father watching his daughter's ass eaten out on HBO

Ah, a proud moment, indeed.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 09:15 PM (Dwehj)

362 Brian just couldn't handle Cankles getting all the shot-at glory.

Posted by: Hank at February 04, 2015 09:17 PM (EU/xj)

363 Hey, someone tell whoever put this post up that Ace said something about Brian Williams earlier.

Posted by: Low Information Citizen Morn at February 04, 2015 09:17 PM (VAsIq)

364 "the father watching his daughter's ass eaten out on HBO"


And who do you think taught her that move? You're welcome.

Posted by: Brian "Rimshot" Williams at February 04, 2015 09:17 PM (TElvN)

365 354 That reminds me, if it hasn't already been said:


Abdullah 2016
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February

I'm more of an Abdel 2016 guy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 09:17 PM (W6Tct)

366 Abdullah 2016

-----

Abdullah? Isn't that one of the characters on Community?

Posted by: LIV at February 04, 2015 09:18 PM (VAsIq)

367 365 Abdullah 2016
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February
I'm more of an Abdel 2016 guy


Why not go all the way?

Mohammed 2016: Dig Him Up And Put Him In Charge

Posted by: Splunge at February 04, 2015 09:18 PM (qyomX)

368 Piece of shits gotta piece of shits.

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 04, 2015 09:19 PM (R5HRU)

369 By the way, how can a journalist in this day and age, think that he can get away with lying, what with the internet, youtube, and on and on. When he made up these phony, bullshit explanations, he was too stupid to realize that people like Ace could simply google "Brian Williams, helicopter, Iraq"?

Bri-bri, everything you said on camera, to a microphone, online, or in print is out there and will always be out there. Sack up and tell the truth, you sniveling coward.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 04, 2015 09:19 PM (TWZh8)

370 Ace is having a blast with this one.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 04, 2015 09:19 PM (+XMAD)

371 the father watching his daughter's ass eaten out on HBO

Wow. The dad spews shit and the daughter gets her ass eaten. On tv. Nice family ya got there, Brian. And no, I don't want to see last year's Christmas card.

Posted by: Dang at February 04, 2015 09:19 PM (MNq6o)

372 This is the guy who's cool with his daughter getting her ass eaten out on camera?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 04, 2015 09:20 PM (fIv/H)

373 Okay, picture this.

Right now, King Abdullah is making plans to go way medieval on ISIS ass.

Our "president" is snuggling with Reggie Love, and getting ready to embrace whatever the fuck the Muslim Brotherhood is selling.

We're fucked. Beyond.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 09:20 PM (FsuaD)

374 I believe everything Brian Williams says except the lies.

Posted by: eman at February 04, 2015 09:20 PM (MQEz6)

375 Mohammed 2016: Dig Him Up And Put Him In Charge
Posted by: Splunge at February 04, 2015 09:18

F*ck Splunge next thing you know you'll be talking about marrying 6 year olds

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 09:20 PM (W6Tct)

376 "I'm more of an Abdel 2016 guy"


Nah, he's too radical.


I'm thinking more Habib 2016. He's a moderate than can win the "I don't head chop myself, but, I'm not against others doing it" voter.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 09:21 PM (TElvN)

377 I mis-remember near death experiences when trying to get an insuance quote.

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 04, 2015 09:21 PM (2o6Wj)

378 367: All the way with Allah.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2015 09:21 PM (ucDmr)

379 Jane, you forgot that we're also totes cool with Iran being a nuclear power. Smiles!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 04, 2015 09:21 PM (VAsIq)

380 D'oh Boy 2028

It's never too early to start planning...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 04, 2015 09:21 PM (4gN5w)

381 Megyn Kelly is about to drop the Williams story on her show. I'm pretty sure Slick Brian isn't going to come off looking very good.

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 04, 2015 09:21 PM (bS6uW)

382
This is the guy who's cool with his daughter getting her ass eaten out on camera?

Posted by: Dr. Varno

Just as long as that camera's hooked up to a shitload of televisions!

Posted by: Brian "To The Choppers!" Williams at February 04, 2015 09:22 PM (MNq6o)

383 F*ck Splunge next thing you know you'll be talking about marrying 6 year olds

----
Go on...

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 04, 2015 09:22 PM (VAsIq)

384 Looking on the bright side: when Brian Williams doesn't get fired, Dan Rather will be hardest hit.

Posted by: Ever at February 04, 2015 09:22 PM (hRV3r)

385 370 Ace is having a blast with this one.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 04, 2015 09:19 PM (+XMAD

I'm ready to sign up for Twitter, God help me

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 09:22 PM (W6Tct)

386 Jane, you forgot that we're also totes cool with Iran being a nuclear power. Smiles!
Posted by: Turd
-----------------

Now launching satellites.
But don't worry, they don't have a delivery system.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2015 09:22 PM (vPh3W)

387 I'm ready to sign up for Twitter, God help me

----

You don't need to sign up to read Ace's tweets.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 04, 2015 09:23 PM (VAsIq)

388 385 I'm ready to sign up for Twitter, God help me

You know you don't need to sign up to read it, right? I'm not signed up, but I read Ace, Iowahawk, Searcy and others.

Posted by: Splunge at February 04, 2015 09:23 PM (qyomX)

389 They still have the nightly news?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2015 09:23 PM (hlbmD)

390 376 "I'm more of an Abdel 2016 guy"


Nah, he's too radical.


I'm thinking more Habib 2016. He's a moderate than can win the "I don't head chop myself, but, I'm not against others doing it" voter.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 09:21 PM (TElvN)

Ah the sharia crowd that enjoys jello sald

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 09:24 PM (W6Tct)

391 Breaking News: Williams claims he intercepted Wilson's pass to win the Super Bowl


but only once, and it was a long time ago, and only to honor a dead general

Posted by: Aldo Moro at February 04, 2015 09:24 PM (8CdUx)

392 But don't worry, they don't have a delivery system.

----

Right, right, "years away" and all that. Whatever helps our murder-complicit betters sleep at night.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 04, 2015 09:24 PM (VAsIq)

393 Why are these men smiling? http://tinyurl.com/n8z4rpd

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2015 09:24 PM (vPh3W)

394 "By the way, how can a journalist in this day and age, think that he can get away with lying, what with the internet, youtube, and on and on."


To his credit, he did get away with it for 12 years.

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 04, 2015 09:24 PM (2o6Wj)

395 Brady gave the pickup to that Butler guy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2015 09:25 PM (hlbmD)

396 388 385 I'm ready to sign up for Twitter, God help me

You know you don't need to sign up to read it, right? I'm not signed up, but I read Ace, Iowahawk, Searcy and others.
Posted by: Splunge at February 04, 2015 09:23 PM (qyomX)

Ok, how does this old dog learn a new trick?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 09:25 PM (W6Tct)

397 Our son hates the JEF with the heat of a million suns.

After watching American Sniper, I was concerned about him.

He said, "Yeah, it was tough and real as hell. But it made me want to re-up. But not under this bastard CiC."

I love my kid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 09:25 PM (FsuaD)

398 If I was lying would I repeat them in my bio as a speech I give to Universities? Puleeze people.
http://tinyurl.com/qesx2xg

Posted by: Lyan Williams at February 04, 2015 09:25 PM (XYKz+)

399 375 F*ck Splunge next thing you know you'll be talking about marrying 6 year olds

Even if the First Lady would be 6, she would not be violated until three years into his first term. That delay is important.

Posted by: Splunge at February 04, 2015 09:25 PM (qyomX)

400 I remember when this King dude made me an offer... "My kingdom for a horse". I told him to fuck off, coz that's how I roll. I just didn't feel like giving him my horse.

Posted by: otho at February 04, 2015 09:25 PM (tBSrv)

401 This is old news, lets talk about something else.

Have we mentioned there are Republicans against mandatory vaccinating children? Really, its like they are against all vaccines and think they should be outlawed. And it isn't just some Republicans, it's all of them, all the time since Lincoln. And conservatives that vote for Republican. Let's talk about that some more, OK?

Posted by: MSM at February 04, 2015 09:26 PM (oG53/)

402 CONCORD, N.C. -- Authorities have arrested two men and are looking for a third in an alleged robbery conspiracy at a Concord Taco Bell.

At about 6:29 a.m. Sunday, Concord police responded to an armed robbery call at the Taco Bell at 2281 Spider Drive.

Two suspects stole $1,300 cash from the restaurant, according to a police report and information provided by CPD. One suspect was wearing a navy blue sweat suit, an Obama mask and had a handgun. The second suspect was wearing camouflage clothing, a black ski mask and carried a rifle.

Posted by: Michelle O at February 04, 2015 09:26 PM (e8kgV)

403 Ok, how does this old dog learn a new trick?

--

You just need to type their complete twitter address-- twitter.com/aceofspadeshq --and it will prompt you to sign up/sign in. Just close that box, and read away! (But it goes from bottom to top, chronologically.)

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 04, 2015 09:26 PM (VAsIq)

404 396 Ok, how does this old dog learn a new trick?

It's super easy. One way is to search on (person of interest) and twitter. But I'll make it even easier.

Ace Twitter: https://twitter.com/aceofspadeshq
Iowahawk Twitter: https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog
Nick Searcy Twitter: https://twitter.com/yesnicksearcy

Posted by: Splunge at February 04, 2015 09:27 PM (qyomX)

405 As someone just pointed out over on Instapundit, isn't this the same Brian Williams who accused Kerry's Swift Boat squadron mates of lying about him?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 04, 2015 09:27 PM (XO6WW)

406 I remember an early February day back in 2014. The sky was grey and gloomy. There I was, looking around for a place to take a leak, when this giant communist picked me up by the scruff of my neck, held me up to his ear pretending to listen to me predict the weather, then he threw me to the pavement, shattering my little ribcage. I lingered for three harrowing days in a veterinary hospital before succumbing to my injuries. Gut wrenching I tell ya!

Posted by: diBlasio's dead groundhog at February 04, 2015 09:27 PM (NeFrd)

407 393 Why are these men smiling? http://tinyurl.com/n8z4rpd
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2015 09:24

Weasels in their undapantz?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 09:27 PM (W6Tct)

408 Ace's twitter has been on fire tonight. I hope Brian Williams is feeling a white-hot burning in his ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 09:27 PM (FsuaD)

409 J.J.S., just commenting on the high quality of Ace's work today. As opposed to other days when I wear my AoSHQ t-shirt inside out. Under my work shirt. Under my parka. While I work in abandoned mine shafts taking carbon monoxide readings in uninhabitable environments. I keed...I've never worn a work shirt. They don't go well with soft, icky lifeless attorney hands.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at February 04, 2015 09:27 PM (5ban9)

410 Both are youths.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2015 09:28 PM (hlbmD)

411 369 By the way, how can a journalist in this day and age, think that he can get away with lying, what with the internet, youtube, and on and on.

I wondered that too. But these people are dead to shame. I wonder if he thought that if he got caught, a bullshit apology would clear him

Why wouldn't he think that? Every single week or maybe 2 or 3 times a week, somebody in the public eye offends someone else or some group by saying something stupid (or honest) issues an apology and goes on his or her merry way. Officials are caught lying constantly and media people like Williams cover for them.

Ah, but you say, a "journalist" has to appear credible. Except how many of them do? Nah, they see their job as pushing the Narrative. In the twisted moral world Williams inhabits, what's lying and what's truth? They all lie so f'ing much it's become natural and normal and only rarely do they get caught. In the case of the NY Times and other dead tree media, they can bury their corrections on p 23A. An anchor can't do that.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 04, 2015 09:28 PM (+XMAD)

412 "Why are these men smiling?"


Maybe they know something we don't.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 09:28 PM (TElvN)

413 397: Jane I love your son, and I don't even know him. Guys like him give me hope.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2015 09:28 PM (ucDmr)

414 Ace: "by the way you look like a monkey took a shit and then molded that shit into the shape of a mediocre potato"

He really doesn't like this Chabris character...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 04, 2015 09:28 PM (OsWis)

415 405 As someone just pointed out over on Instapundit, isn't this the same Brian Williams who accused Kerry's Swift Boat squadron mates of lying about him?

Well, they're just military people. Williams is an Important Network News Personality. Very different.

Posted by: Splunge at February 04, 2015 09:28 PM (qyomX)

416 Ace's twitter has been on fire tonight. I hope Brian Williams is feeling a white-hot burning in his ass.

----

He's not, but I sure am!

Posted by: Brian Williams' daughter Allison at February 04, 2015 09:28 PM (VAsIq)

417 The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man sending back soup at a deli. I may be misrememberatinating this next part, but there it was, inches away, the great beast's blowhole. I reached in and pulled out...this.


Breath taking I tell ya!

Posted by: George Costanza, marine biologist at February 04, 2015 09:29 PM (NeFrd)

418 ISIS has a female American captive, 26 year old aid worker.

there will be a deal, the Left won't want to be split

Posted by: NBC Execs at February 04, 2015 09:29 PM (g/zj9)

419 413
397: Jane I love your son, and I don't even know him. Guys like him give me hope.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2015 09:28 PM (ucDmr)


Well, thanks. He's a piece of work, as we say in the south.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 09:29 PM (FsuaD)

420 Posted by: Splunge at February 04, 2015 09:27 PM (qyomX)

Thank you Splunge. I appreciate it

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 09:29 PM (W6Tct)

421 371 the father watching his daughter's ass eaten out on HBO
Wow. The dad spews shit and the daughter gets her ass eaten. On tv. Nice family ya got there, Brian. And no, I don't want to see last year's Christmas card.
Posted by: Dang at February 04, 2015 09:19 PM (MNq6o)

I do not get how a parent can condone a daughter doing scenes like that. He can't stop her, but he acts like it's something to be proud of. I guess if you're a narcissist you think that any filthy thing is okay as long as it gets attention. His family is just as disgusting as the Kardashians.

Remember the good old days when people had standards?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 04, 2015 09:30 PM (TWZh8)

422 418
ISIS has a female American captive, 26 year old aid worker.



there will be a deal, the Left won't want to be split

Posted by: NBC Execs at February 04, 2015 09:29 PM (g/zj9)


I know! Let's trade Brave Brian Williams for the poor young woman.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 09:30 PM (FsuaD)

423 "I wondered that too. But these people are dead to shame. I wonder if
he thought that if he got caught, a bullshit apology would clear him
"


He felt, probably still does, protected. One of the annoinnted. "Who ya gonna believe, me, esteemed Nightly News Host, or your lying eyes?"

Probably never thought anyone would challenge him and even if they did they'd get chopped off at the knees for trying.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 09:31 PM (TElvN)

424 As a Liberal parent, a good ass eating is about the best you can hope for.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 09:31 PM (Dwehj)

425 421
Remember the good old days when people had standards?

---
Remember what now?

Posted by: Millenial at February 04, 2015 09:31 PM (VAsIq)

426 I watched the ISIS video

now I know what Nazi propaganda feels like

put 'em all down

Posted by: Feh at February 04, 2015 09:31 PM (g/zj9)

427 Okay, I expanded on my comment at #311. Interestingly, I didn't have to change many lyrics.

What would Brian Williams do
If he was here right now,
He'd tell a lie
And he'd say it's true,
That's what Brian Williams'd do.

When Brian Williams was in the Olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two Salchows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold.

When Brian Williams was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.

So what would Brian Williams do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Brian Williams'd do.

He saved troops from Chinook debris,
Shot down by men trying just to be free.

And he just wants his Dems
To win all the elections.

He'd watch his daughter filming sex scenes, too,
Cause that's what Brian Williams'd do.

And what would Brian Williams do,
He'd safely get us down,
And put our story on the news
That's what Brian Williams'd do.

When Brian Williams travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot kings
and saved the human race again

And when Brian Williams built the pyramids,
He beat up Kublai Kahn.

Cause Brian Williams doesn't take shit from an-y-body

So let's all get together,
And unite to stop our mom's
And we'll save a newsman's career too,
Cause that's what Brian Williams'd do.

And we'll save a newsman's career too,
Cause that's what Brian Williams'd dooooo,
That's what Brian Williams'd do.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 04, 2015 09:31 PM (5pg79)

428 I know! Let's trade Brave Brian Williams for the poor young woman.


---

No Deal!

Posted by: ISIS version of Howie Mandell at February 04, 2015 09:32 PM (VAsIq)

429 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 09:22 PM (W6Tct)

I've resisted the urge, just like I resisted Facebook. I don't need more time wasters in my life.

I just checked out Ace's Twitter feed,

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 04, 2015 09:32 PM (+XMAD)

430 Brian Williams isn't acting -- he IS the Flaming Douche Bag.

Posted by: starboardhelm at February 04, 2015 09:32 PM (hOtJL)

431 Stars and stripes broke the story. Williams went to a hockey game with one of the crew members over this last weekend and another crew member was shocked Lyan Williams was still telling the story!!
http://tinyurl.com/nnujno8

Posted by: Regular Guy at February 04, 2015 09:32 PM (XYKz+)

432 What the fuck is on HBO with dads watching their daughters get their ass eaten out?

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 04, 2015 09:33 PM (R5HRU)

433 Brian Williams' story checks out. Interestingly, any inaccuracies are caused by George W. Bush.

Posted by: Media Matters for America at February 04, 2015 09:33 PM (VAsIq)

434 418
ISIS has a female American captive, 26 year old aid worker.



there will be a deal, the Left won't want to be split
---------
Gosh, I don't know. Call me a Neanderthal, but if I were President and they pull crap like that on her and there wouldn't be a live prisoner left in Gitmo. Or several Iraqi and Syrian cities. Medieval wouldn't even begin to describe it.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 04, 2015 09:34 PM (vVSOO)

435 I saw NBC's Peter Pan open her asscheeks for a little salad toss on HBO in 2015.

Posted by: Fritz at February 04, 2015 09:34 PM (dVmLD)

436 Best prepare yourself - ISIS has a female American captive, 26 year old aid worker. I suspect they'll try to top the immolation video.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 09:14 PM (ABcz/)

If they do something to that woman, that pussy in the white house will HAVE to retaliate in some way. Even liberals will expect it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 04, 2015 09:34 PM (TWZh8)

437 369 By the way, how can a journalist in this day and age, think that he can get away with lying, what with the internet, youtube, and on and on. I wondered that too. But these people are dead to shame. I wonder if he thought that if he got caught, a bullshit apology would clear him Why wouldn't he think that? Every single week or maybe 2 or 3 times a week, somebody in the public eye offends someone else or some group by saying something stupid (or honest) issues an apology and goes on his or her merry way. Officials are caught lying constantly and media people like Williams cover for them. Ah, but you say, a "journalist" has to appear credible. Except how many of them do? Nah, they see their job as pushing the Narrative. In the twisted moral world Williams inhabits, what's lying and what's truth? They all lie so f'ing much it's become natural and normal and only rarely do they get caught. In the case of the NY Times and other dead tree media, they can bury their corrections on p 23A. An anchor can't do that.

Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 04, 2015 09:28 PM

The landscape of the internet has changed dramatically since 2003. He was probably still adjusting to way it was in the mid 90's at the time. But, yeah he was likely expecting cover from the old media, at least. The fact that it took over a decade to get to this says something about the change in the landscape and the old media.

Posted by: otho at February 04, 2015 09:34 PM (tBSrv)

438 Son comes home with Brian Williams daughter.

Scene:

Son: Hey, Mom, meet [whatever the fuck her first name is] Williams.

Me: So nice to meet you. Dinner will be ready soon. I need to get a bit of gardening done, first.

Scene: (Me in backyard, digging two graves)

Me: You two come out and have some sweet tea and look at our lovely camellias.

Scene: Whacks both of them over the head with shovel, drags bag of lime out of garage. Tamps down soil.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 09:34 PM (FsuaD)

439 333 As far as I'm concerned the fact that Scott Walker is less credentialed than I is not at all a weakness. He's shown he can do things I've never had the initiative to tackle. I'll happily vote for him.

I feel the same way. Not having the credentials meant he had to fight even harder to open the doors.

Posted by: Ever at February 04, 2015 09:35 PM (hRV3r)

440 417 Cramer's golf ball !

Posted by: Regular Guy at February 04, 2015 09:35 PM (XYKz+)

441 If they do something to that woman, that pussy in the white house will HAVE to retaliate in some way. Even liberals will expect it.

----
Oh! I will give you such a pinch!
*limp-wristed slap in the general direction of ISIS*

Posted by: Pussy in the White House at February 04, 2015 09:35 PM (VAsIq)

442 I've resisted the urge, just like I resisted Facebook. I don't need more time wasters in my life.

I just checked out Ace's Twitter feed,
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 04, 2015 09:32 PM (+XMAD)

Just came back from there, scorching.
Now I need to find Sven on there I won't get anything accomplished

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 09:35 PM (W6Tct)

443 Its not like its his only job to remember and report events accurately.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 04, 2015 09:36 PM (TqXWc)

444 " Whacks both of them over the head with shovel, drags bag of lime out of garage. Tamps down soil."


Damn, Jane.



*makes note to self*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 09:36 PM (TElvN)

445 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 09:34 PM (FsuaD)


*****

Oh my! LOL

Posted by: George Costanza, marine biologist at February 04, 2015 09:36 PM (NeFrd)

446 Nice family ya got there, Brian. And no, I don't want to see last year's Christmas card.
Posted by: Dang at February 04, 2015 09:19 PM (MNq6o)

They're like the Kardashians, except some fools have made the mistake of taking Brian the asshat seriously.

Hey, Williams, want to save your career? Follow in Bruce's footballs, and start calling yourself Brianna and taking estrogen. It'll be a network breakthrough - the first tranny anchor!

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 04, 2015 09:36 PM (+XMAD)

447 438: Pure poetry.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2015 09:37 PM (ucDmr)

448 "
Its not like its his only job to remember and report events accurately."



You had ONE job!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 09:37 PM (TElvN)

449 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 09:34 PM (FsuaD)

*****

Let me try that again without the sock.


That's hilarious!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 04, 2015 09:37 PM (NeFrd)

450 Three posts?

Wow

Ace really, really hated this movie.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 04, 2015 09:37 PM (V70Uh)

451 That's what Brian Williams'd do.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 04, 2015 09:31 PM (5pg79)


Okay, that was brilliant.

Posted by: Splunge at February 04, 2015 09:37 PM (qyomX)

452 Its not like its his only job to remember and report events accurately."

---

Eh, he reads it off the 'prompter.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 04, 2015 09:38 PM (VAsIq)

453 Tamps down soil.


Posted by: Jane D'oh

Might as well piss on it while you're at it.

Posted by: Dang at February 04, 2015 09:38 PM (MNq6o)

454 436 Best prepare yourself - ISIS has a female American captive, 26 year old aid worker. I suspect they'll try to top the immolation video.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 09:14 PM (ABcz/)

If they do something to that woman, that pussy in the white house will HAVE to retaliate in some way. Even liberals will expect it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 04, 2015

I'm not so sure about that NG.

From the golf course he will mutter something about life, risk, reward, shit happens FORE

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 09:38 PM (W6Tct)

455 War...

War never changes.

Posted by: Bryn Mawr Williams-Sonoma at February 04, 2015 09:38 PM (DMJw2)

456 So, you guys think I was being funny? Huh?

*crazy eyes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 09:39 PM (FsuaD)

457 #451: Thanks! I should note that I changed very little of the original song, though; Trey Parker and Matt Stone wrote pretty much anything in there that actually made you laugh.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 04, 2015 09:39 PM (5pg79)

458 So, you guys think I was being funny? Huh?

*crazy eyes*

----

*backs away*

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 04, 2015 09:39 PM (VAsIq)

459 @456


Gulp. Hides under desk.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 04, 2015 09:39 PM (NeFrd)

460 A good ass eating can be very...uplifting.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at February 04, 2015 09:39 PM (Dwehj)

461 456
So, you guys think I was being funny? Huh?

*crazy eyes*


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 09:39 PM (FsuaD)
*backs up slowly*Cookie?

Posted by: Old Blue at February 04, 2015 09:40 PM (vVSOO)

462 >>>A good ass eating can be very...uplifting.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at February 04, 2015 09:40 PM (VAsIq)

463 Douchegate.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 04, 2015 09:40 PM (1GbVh)

464 There needs to be multiple nuclear strikes if they do that to an American, followed by a complete removal of every trace of the cult of mohamed from the planet.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2015 09:41 PM (hlbmD)

465 461 456
So, you guys think I was being funny? Huh?

*crazy eyes*


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 09:39 PM (FsuaD)
*backs up slowly*Cookie?
Posted by: Old Blue at February 04, 2015 09:40 PM (vVSOO)

Merlot lots of merlot

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 09:41 PM (W6Tct)

466 SAN DIEGO -- A former senior Defense Department employee was arrested Tuesday on allegations he accepted hundreds of thousands of dollars in exchange for helping a Malaysian defense contractor, in one of the Navy's worst corruption cases.

Paul Simpkins was arrested Tuesday in Haymarket, Va., and later arraigned on a charge of conspiracy to commit bribery in connection with a scheme to steer lucrative Navy contracts to Singapore-based Glenn Defense Marine Asia or GDMA and stave off its competitors.

Posted by: Howard Cosell at February 04, 2015 09:41 PM (e8kgV)

467 438,

That was beautiful.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 04, 2015 09:41 PM (OsWis)

468 454: Fredo would have to borrow ValJar's Dick to do anything. I hope I made that perfectly clear.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2015 09:41 PM (ucDmr)

469 heya chi : )

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 04, 2015 09:41 PM (OsWis)

470 "So, you guys think I was being funny? Huh?"


Oh no, I don't think you're funny at all. Not like a clown or anything like that. No ma'am. You, you, you need any help putting that lime up?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 09:41 PM (TElvN)

471

he obviously holds his manhood cheap for never having risked all for something greater than himself

but then


everybody holds his manhood cheap

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 04, 2015 09:41 PM (zOTsN)

472 Jane- maybe you could co-host a gardening thread one of these weekends.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 04, 2015 09:42 PM (NeFrd)

473 394 "By the way, how can a journalist in this day and age, think that he can get away with lying, what with the internet, youtube, and on and on."

To his credit, he did get away with it for 12 years.
Posted by: bergerbilder at February 04, 2015 09:24 PM (2o6Wj)

True, but the men who were there were going to talk sooner or later. He's a national media figure. He had to know that. Then, instead of learning that lies tend to be found out, he further "disremembered" in his pathetic excuse making, implying he only told the untruth once, when there is a video of him on Letterman.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 04, 2015 09:42 PM (TWZh8)

474 Usually when an a-hole named Williams lies it's Elmo's former biatch, Juan.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2015 09:43 PM (hlbmD)

475 Heh. I'm only half kidding. Half.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 09:43 PM (FsuaD)

476 "Hey, Williams, want to save your career? Follow in Bruce's footballs"

Opps, I meant to say footsteps. Freudian slip. Like I said last night, tranny Bruce Jenner looks an awful lot like a certain blogger, although Jenner is much thinner and doesn't wear his/her hair in a ponytail.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 04, 2015 09:43 PM (+XMAD)

477 So, you guys think I was being funny? Huh? *crazy eyes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 09:39 PM


It was how you said it. It was amusing.

Posted by: otho at February 04, 2015 09:43 PM (tBSrv)

478 I want some of that stuff Williams takes that screws with his memory. It be better than roofies for the white wimins.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at February 04, 2015 09:43 PM (3rrMW)

479 The Navy's sex-for-secrets corruption scandal may be about to get worse: Investigators' prize catch has started to squawk.

Leonard Glenn Francis, the Malaysian defense contractor who made a fortune by supplying Navy ships throughout Asia, has begun cooperating with federal investigators and pointing the finger at new suspects, court records indicate.

According to an affidavit filed this week by federal investigators, a confidential witness who matches Francis's description detailed how a former senior U.S. contracting official accepted several hundred thousand dollars in bribes in exchange for driving Navy business to Francis's company.

Posted by: Howard Cosell at February 04, 2015 09:43 PM (e8kgV)

480 Hi back, Ma'am.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 04, 2015 09:43 PM (1GbVh)

481 Lean forward.

*PHHHHHHTTTTTTTPPPPPP*

Posted by: Bryn Mawr Williams-Sonoma at February 04, 2015 09:43 PM (DMJw2)

482 He said, "Yeah, it was tough and real as hell. But it made me want to re-up. But not under this bastard CiC."

I love my kid.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 09:25 PM (FsuaD)

It has to be so frustrating to those who made the sacrifice, to have to watch the bastard throw away whatever gains they made. I feel for your son and all the rest.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 04, 2015 09:44 PM (TWZh8)

483 "It was how you said it. It was amusing."



Uh.


Oh.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 09:44 PM (TElvN)

484 the Williams are a lovely family

he clothes himself in the derring do of others

his daughter takes off her clothes and debases herself on TV

and mommy creates a pad for her butt hole to the other actors don't get offended by her daughters stinky starfish


nice family

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 04, 2015 09:44 PM (zOTsN)

485 What a day! It was thrilling to be the backender on King Abdullah's assault on ISIS. True story.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 09:44 PM (w3a0Z)

486 This may be up in the comments, but the King of Jordan apparently flew a combat mission today.

Posted by: blaster at February 04, 2015 09:44 PM (Rx8ML)

487 It's good to be King.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2015 09:45 PM (hlbmD)

488 Later you reprobates! Endeavor to persevere!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 04, 2015 09:45 PM (NeFrd)

489 "It was how you said it. It was amusing."


You're so cute when you say it that way. Here, have some sweet tea. My camellias are just coming into bloom.


*crazy eyes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 09:45 PM (FsuaD)

490 As a combat vet, Fuq him, right in the pussy.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 04, 2015 09:46 PM (xInes)

491 Jane, the proper way to do it is have someone else dig the fuckin hole. Then, you do the honors with the shovel. Then, you walk away like nothin happened.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2015 09:46 PM (ucDmr)

492 Get away, otho. Get away.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 09:46 PM (TElvN)

493 how can he possibly keep his job when he has such trouble distinguishing fact from fiction

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 04, 2015 09:47 PM (zOTsN)

494 475 Heh. I'm only half kidding. Half.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 09:43 PM (FsuaD)

So you'd let one of 'em off with a very stern warning and the other one would get the shovel to the head....the one who is basically useless and of little value to society.

Gee, I wonder which one that would be?

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 04, 2015 09:47 PM (+XMAD)

495 Nite Muldoon.
Thanks for the chuckles

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 09:48 PM (W6Tct)

496 "how can he possibly keep his job when he has such trouble distinguishing fact from fiction"


Heh.


That's a hallmark of modern American journalism. Truth? Fiction? Insert proper political meme in the grey areas. Voila. Journalism.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 09:49 PM (TElvN)

497 >>> I'm here a week now... waiting for a mission... getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute CNN squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.

&&&

Poetry

Posted by: fluffy at February 04, 2015 09:49 PM (Ua6T/)

498 Run otho Run!

Posted by: Old Blue at February 04, 2015 09:49 PM (vVSOO)

499 Meanwhile, back to earth, we're still screwed big time by the biggest narcissist pussy "president" in our nation's history.

I can't say enough how I loathe the LIVs who re-elected this prissy, cowardly, ghey douchebag to the highest office in the world.

He'll yawn and make stupid, vapid comments when one of our major city's is taken out. Mark my words.

Because HE JUST DOESN'T CARE. He hates this country and all it stands for. And his mindless followers do, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 09:49 PM (FsuaD)

500 #484: You forgot to mention that when "his daughter takes off her clothes and debases herself on TV", Lyin' Brian always insists on being there in-person to watch it.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 04, 2015 09:50 PM (5pg79)

501 is he going to be a moderator of a presidential debate?

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 04, 2015 09:50 PM (zOTsN)

502 491
Jane, the proper way to do it is have someone else dig the fuckin hole.
Then, you do the honors with the shovel. Then, you walk away like nothin
happened.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2015 09:46 PM (ucDmr)


Nope. Just another witness to kill.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 09:51 PM (FsuaD)

503 Prothonotary Warbler

Very good poem. *Claps*

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 04, 2015 09:51 PM (+XMAD)

504 Lyin' Brian always insists on being there in-person to watch it.

That's just disturbing on so many levels.

Posted by: no good deed at February 04, 2015 09:53 PM (w3a0Z)

505 In the meantime, momma owl is getting a cold, soaking rain. One of her owlets hatched yesterday:

http://landingsbirdcam.com/

And we live just a couple of miles from the nest.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 09:53 PM (FsuaD)

506
501 is he going to be a moderator of a presidential debate?
Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February

I think he should, he's fair & balanced & has foreign policy experience

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 09:54 PM (W6Tct)

507 #503: Thanks, Donna! It's actually a parody of the song "What Would Brian Boitano Do?" from the South Park movie. I really didn't change much; Parker and Stone deserve credit for pretty much anything in there that was actually funny.

All I really did was make the connection that that song, with minor modifications, would apply really well to this particular situation.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 04, 2015 09:54 PM (5pg79)

508 Has Joe Wilson opined on this yet?

Posted by: fluffy at February 04, 2015 09:55 PM (Ua6T/)

509
Williams was a debate moderator last time and looks to be again. From Real Clear Politics



Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 04, 2015 09:56 PM (zOTsN)

510 504 Lyin' Brian always insists on being there in-person to watch it.

That's just disturbing on so many levels.
Posted by: no good deed at February 04, 2015 09:53 PM (w3a0Z)

Makes me wonder if we're going to get a creepy tell-all bio from the daughter once it's clear her 15 minutes is just about over.

I wouldn't be surprised if her childhood makes Lena Dunham's look like Mayberry RFD in comparison.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 04, 2015 09:56 PM (+XMAD)

511 #504: Yep. Compare this to Michael Madsen, who won't even watch one of his sister Virginia's movies if she gets naked in it. He won't even watch an edited version; he just wants nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 04, 2015 09:57 PM (5pg79)

512 317 I just watched the immolation video on Fox's site and have to admit I am more troubled than ever. I guess I expected a terrorist version of Reefer Madness or something, with crappy sound, grainy video, basically a bush league murder porn flick.

But that's not what this is. This shit looks like a reverse episode of 24 or a similar Hollywood production. It has pace, high-end graphics, a storyline, and a rationale for what they are doing.

People from the West are helping these guys and this is serious propoganda. If you can stand the murder scene (it's maybe 3-5 minutes of the 22 minute video) then you should watch it IMHO.

I have to admit I thought I fully appreciated what we are dealing with but I was wrong. These fuckers aren't barbarians, they're evil beyond belief.
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 04, 2015 09:04 PM (bS6uW)


The Fox video isn't working for me. Do you have a YouTube link?

Posted by: rickl at February 04, 2015 09:57 PM (sdi6R)

513 Hillary was already allowed to misremember sniper fire. And was nearly elected president.

The over/under for NBC's punishment is three days of vacation over a long weekend he wasn't going to work anyway. And some sort of soft focus morning show interview where his lovely family will feature prominently. Follow that with a lsugh-up with Jimmy Fallon and we're back to good!

Posted by: TexasDan at February 04, 2015 09:57 PM (TqXWc)

514 You're so cute when you say it that way. Here, have some sweet tea. My camellias are just coming into bloom.*crazy eyes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 09:45 PM

Uhhhhhh, ok. But, it smells funny. Would it be impolite to not drink it?

Posted by: otho at February 04, 2015 09:58 PM (tBSrv)

515 For those of you who haven't seen that South Park movie I referenced earlier, here's the original song on YooToob...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FC1yTKvAGQ

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 04, 2015 09:59 PM (5pg79)

516 This may be up in the comments, but the King of Jordan apparently flew a combat mission today.

If it's possible, he looked even butcher than that pic of W in a flight suit. Dude is clearly seriously pissed off.

All I can say at this point is Abdullah/Bolton 2016.

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 04, 2015 09:59 PM (bS6uW)

517 somebody with Al Jazeera or in Turkey is helping them with these videos

no doubt

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 04, 2015 10:00 PM (zOTsN)

518 I won a Ferrari in a scratch-off and instead of keeping the title, I gave it to a charity. I sold the car in Mexico, though. Mama Eromero dint raise no idjits. Oh, and dead general, blah blah.

Posted by: Eromero at February 04, 2015 10:00 PM (go5uR)

519 or somebody from USC

great film program and stuffed with jihadis

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 04, 2015 10:01 PM (zOTsN)

520 502: Jane two body's, three body's don't matter. The up and comers got to do the manual labor. Gotta keep yourself sharp for the next job. If your'e workin, you ain't thinkin and plannin.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2015 10:01 PM (ucDmr)

521 Gosh, sure wish willow would post so we could get the ONT.

Posted by: speedster1 on the (new) ipad at February 04, 2015 10:02 PM (1brdf)

522 Posted by: Blacksheep at February 04, 2015 09:04 PM (bS6uW)

I just can't bring myself to watch it. I can't. In the Holocaust museum I saw a video of some poor soul who was put in a decompression chamber and then filmed and that haunted me for weeks.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 04, 2015 10:02 PM (+XMAD)

523 "Would it be impolite to not drink it?"



Pretend to drink. Don't lick your lips. Look for a way out. Find something interesting near an escape point, bring it up, start walking that way.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 10:03 PM (TElvN)

524 You're so cute when you say it that way. Here, have some sweet tea. My camellias are just coming into bloom.


I had to find out what's special about camellias.

"Camellia sinensis, the tea plant, is of major commercial importance because tea is made from its leaves. "

Okay ...

"Camellia oil is commonly used to clean and protect the blades of cutting instruments."

Hrm ....

* avoids looking into the crazy eyes and backs away slowly*

Posted by: CM at February 04, 2015 10:03 PM (0NdlF)

525 How sad that a small, mideast country, has a leader with major balls. With actual military experience.

And sitting slumped, petulantly, in our Oval Office, smacking Nicorette like a rat on crack, sits the weakest, stupidest, unmanliest president in our nation's history.

Thanks, libs and progs and other assorted LIVs. I'd say DIAF, but that would be too easy for you idiots.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 10:04 PM (FsuaD)

526 Somebody with skillz needs to make a single video with Williams' "apology" followed by the pompous rant he gave to the "anonymous" question about the media reporting only selected facts.

This way, curious people can pretty much get the whole story with just one click.

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 04, 2015 10:05 PM (2o6Wj)

527 Nope. Just another witness to kill.

You could always make them dig their own graves. Conservation of witnesses AND effort.

Posted by: CM at February 04, 2015 10:05 PM (0NdlF)

528 It might seriously be time to pull "Unforgiven" off the shelf tonight

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 04, 2015 10:06 PM (AVEe1)

529 #514: Distract her... "Hey, is that Jermaine Jackson over there?"... and when her head's turned, dump the tea in the grass.

When she turns back, tip the empty cup her way and say something like, "Mmm, that was good!"

She'll probably offer you a refill at this point. Surreptitiously check the spot where you dumped the first cup and make sure the grass isn't dead and smoldering before accepting.

Why, no, I haven't been in a situation like that before. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 04, 2015 10:07 PM (5pg79)

530 Good cameras and computers are cheap these days. They probably have plenty of money as well.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 04, 2015 10:07 PM (W5DcG)

531 And sitting slumped, petulantly, in our Oval Office, smacking Nicorette like a rat on crack, sits the weakest, stupidest, unmanliest president in our nation's history.

*** rolls eyes ***

Posted by: James Buchanan at February 04, 2015 10:07 PM (Ua6T/)

532 525: I heard the King flew a mission today. Is that true? If so,long live the King.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2015 10:07 PM (ucDmr)

533 http://landingsbirdcam.com/


Momma bird looks really annoyed that we're watching her.

"Don't make me come over there."

Posted by: CM at February 04, 2015 10:08 PM (0NdlF)

534 Jermaine Jackson?

she will never fall for that

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 04, 2015 10:08 PM (zOTsN)

535 Oh boy, Matt HIVLauer interviewing Pete The Truther Carroll tomorrow morning on Today

Riveting, just ducking riveting

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 10:08 PM (W6Tct)

536 " I'd say DIAF"



DIAF. Hmmm. Hmmm.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 10:09 PM (TElvN)

537 jane is killin' it tonight

Posted by: Feh at February 04, 2015 10:09 PM (g/zj9)

538 #534: Well, I've always used Nipsey Russell's name in the past, but he's no longer with us, so I'm trying to come up with someone else for future reference.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 04, 2015 10:09 PM (5pg79)

539 http://tinyurl.com/ongsmhk

Did this happen?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2015 10:10 PM (hlbmD)

540 18 hrs in the shit man! 18 HOURS!!

Posted by: Brian "Fightin Peacock" Williams at February 04, 2015 08:10 PM (E7Iyp)

Ok....you'll be hearing from my lawyer....somebody's gotta pay for this sprayed beverage damage.

Posted by: BignJames at February 04, 2015 10:10 PM (o5e68)

541 "It might seriously be time to pull "Unforgiven" off the shelf tonight"


Not a bad watch, as you know.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 10:11 PM (TElvN)

542 rickl - sorry, I just looked around and I think YouTube may have pulled it. All I could quickly find was the same Fox link embedded at Breitbart here:

http://tinyurl.com/mgxp878

Donna, I completely understand. I went to Dachau some time back and to this day Nazi films still make me feel queasy, having stood in the belly of the beast like that. A creamatorium in a black and white video is messed up; standing in front of a crematorium was more than enough to drive the point home for good. I don't judge anyone who doesn't want to watch this kind of stuff.

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 04, 2015 10:11 PM (bS6uW)

543 533
http://landingsbirdcam.com/





Momma bird looks really annoyed that we're watching her.



"Don't make me come over there."

Posted by: CM at February 04, 2015 10:08 PM (0NdlF)


One of her two owlets hatched yesterday. It's cold, rainy, and miserable tonight. The male makes her come to him for food on a nearby tree (bastard). The poor little baby is left in the cold.

Anyhow, after both babies have hatched, experts believe the older and stronger one will try to kill off the weaker sibling. By driving it off the nest.


Yay, nature.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 10:13 PM (FsuaD)

544 541 "It might seriously be time to pull "Unforgiven" off the shelf tonight"

Not a bad watch, as you know.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 10:11 PM (

My 3rd child, long story

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 10:13 PM (W6Tct)

545 Well, did he have Champagne on the plane?



Brown sugar baby!

Posted by: Steve Kroft at February 04, 2015 10:13 PM (0FSuD)

546 Williams was a debate moderator last time and looks to be again. From Real Clear Politics


Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 04, 2015 09:56 PM (zOTsN)



Of course he or his network will. The GOP wouldn't want to learn any lessons from past campaigns about the media, would they? No, just keep letting the media control their nomination process.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 04, 2015 10:13 PM (8zCR+)

547 am I hearing things, or did obama say in response to the isis video that "if it's authentic" it'd be, uh, a barbarous, uh, act

and there's jarrett to the side, hamming up "admiration" for barack like a good little wormtongue

these are among the worst people ever to occupy that office

Posted by: Feh at February 04, 2015 10:13 PM (g/zj9)

548 I cant watch that young LT go up in smoke. I know too many pilots. I identify with that young mans family. Its too awful. Cant do it

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 04, 2015 10:14 PM (zOTsN)

549 I'm off to bed, Horde. G'night. Don't have any nightmares involving shovels, okay?

Bwahahahaha.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 10:14 PM (FsuaD)

550 We have in the JEF the U.S. Version of Neville Chamberlain, I knew he'd be weak but this has to be intentional.

Posted by: Carol at February 04, 2015 10:15 PM (sj3Ax)

551 Wasn't Briam Williams wounded in the Battle of Macho Grande?

Posted by: eman at February 04, 2015 10:15 PM (MQEz6)

552 "My 3rd child, long story"


Wait. Wha'.........



Ah, never mind.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 10:15 PM (TElvN)

553 Just a quick thank you to whatever moron gave me the link to the cheap AR 15. $440 . Coming tomorrow.


Shit, I've pissed that much away on hookers and anal champagne drinks.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 04, 2015 10:16 PM (0FSuD)

554 548 I cant watch that young LT go up in smoke. I know too many pilots. I identify with that young mans family. Its too awful. Cant do it

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at

Saw photos, no need to watch the video. I've seen enough death since the opening tip off in this JV game

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 10:16 PM (W6Tct)

555 Wasn't Briam Williams wounded in the Battle of Macho Grande?"


Were you at Macho Grande? No? I thought so. It was Hell, man. Hell on Earth.

I don't wish Grande on my worst enemy. Can't drink right to this day.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 10:17 PM (TElvN)

556 "Wasn't Briam Williams wounded in the Battle of Macho Grande?"
-Posted by: eman at February 04, 2015 10:15 PM (MQEz6)

*HAH!*

And evidently developed a drinking problem.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 04, 2015 10:17 PM (16bOT)

557
am I hearing things, or did obama say in response to the isis video that "if it's authentic" it'd be, uh, a barbarous, uh, act



and there's jarrett to the side, hamming up "admiration" for barack like a good little wormtongue



these are among the worst people ever to occupy that office





Posted by: Feh at February 04, 2015 10:13 PM (g/zj9)



Yeah, I saw that. And Val Jar was indeed grinning like a crack-eating possum.

Evilest administration in history.


"If it happened." Let's put you some knowledge, Marxist Boy.


*types* *deletes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 10:17 PM (FsuaD)

558 Williams should be mocked off the air.


Every fcuking time he speaks it should come up.



EVERY FCUKING TIME.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 04, 2015 10:18 PM (0FSuD)

559 -Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 10:17 PM (TElvN)

Take a bow, Amigo. You got me!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 04, 2015 10:18 PM (16bOT)

560 #553: Nice!

The AR-15 for $440, that is; not so much the anal champagne thing.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 04, 2015 10:18 PM (5pg79)

561 He still hasn't gotten over Macho Grande.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2015 10:18 PM (hlbmD)

562 "It might seriously be time to pull "Unforgiven" off the shelf tonight"Not a bad watch, as you know.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 10:11 PM


It's a masterpiece. Have been baffled by something. Whatever happened to Jamez Woolvet? He was terrific as the Scholfield Kid and damned near stole the movie IMHO. But haven't ever seen him in anything since then, that I recall.

Posted by: otho at February 04, 2015 10:18 PM (tBSrv)

563 It's not like he had a male prostitute living with him. Like give him a break.



I think he's kind of cute.

Posted by: Barney at February 04, 2015 10:19 PM (0FSuD)

564 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 10:17 PM (TElvN)

Stay thirsty my friend

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 10:19 PM (W6Tct)

565 I'm pretty sure Brian Williams would be wounded in the Battle of Nachos Bell Grande, so that's not saying much.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 04, 2015 10:19 PM (5pg79)

566 549: Night Jane. Shovels don't scare me. Marsupials do though.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2015 10:19 PM (ucDmr)

567 hey Slap : )

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 04, 2015 10:19 PM (OsWis)

568 Howdy, SMFH!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 04, 2015 10:20 PM (16bOT)

569 "Saw photos, no need to watch the video."


Only saw a few pics. No need to watch either. Evil incarnate.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 10:20 PM (TElvN)

570 Brian Williams is the Milli Vanilli of journalists

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 04, 2015 10:20 PM (zOTsN)

571 We have in the JEF the U.S. Version of Neville Chamberlain,

Neville liked his country.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 04, 2015 10:21 PM (W5DcG)

572 The AR has gone up $50. Will report whether it is worth a shit.



http://tinyurl.com/lutgzoc

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 04, 2015 10:21 PM (0FSuD)

573 Slap! How's everything?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2015 10:22 PM (ucDmr)

574 Brian Williams, the only man Geraldo Rivera can look down on

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 04, 2015 10:22 PM (zOTsN)

575 Watching "Man Seeking Woman" on FXX... this is funny stuff!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 04, 2015 10:23 PM (16bOT)

576 This just in: NBC's Brian Williams would also like to explain that he
misremembered accompanying Frodo to Mount Doom. Although in Middle Earth
at the time, he did not actually go to Mordor as he stated on the
Letterman Show.

Posted by: Devil's Avocado at February 04, 2015 10:23 PM (xrM77)

577 Yeah, I didn't need to see that poor Jordanian pilot murdered, either. I was already well aware that these are real monsters we're trying to do as little as possible about without making our President look like too much of a pussy.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 04, 2015 10:23 PM (5pg79)

578 "Whatever happened to Jamez Woolvet?"


Fell of the face of the Earth. Little bit parts here and there.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 10:23 PM (TElvN)

579 I'm damn-good, Hugo! How's life treating you, Sir?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 04, 2015 10:24 PM (16bOT)

580 Hey, Brian, if you end up being one of the eleventy billion unemployed who need health insurance, give me a call.

Posted by: Jonathan Gruber at February 04, 2015 10:24 PM (omf9g)

581 That pilot in the video was me. I still get flashbacks. Can't be around anyone who smokes.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 10:25 PM (QCo5R)

582 Bertram,
Sorry that I've insulted Neville.

Who else could we compare him to?

I am not going to write what I think & assume the worst.

Posted by: Carol at February 04, 2015 10:25 PM (sj3Ax)

583 I've never seen Obama speak off the cuff about anything in a way that persuaded me he has the slightest *anything* on the ball. He sounds like a high school kid with an iPod trying to hang with lab techs at CERN. Is it possible he has no serious chops at anything?

Posted by: Feh at February 04, 2015 10:25 PM (g/zj9)

584 579: Life's good. Thanks for asking my friend.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2015 10:25 PM (ucDmr)

585 You're quite welcome, Sir!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 04, 2015 10:25 PM (16bOT)

586 574
Brian Williams, the only man Geraldo Rivera can look down on

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 04, 2015 10:22 PM (zOTsN)

I am not sure about that. R has tattoos. He defines scumbag.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 04, 2015 10:26 PM (0FSuD)

587 Feh,
That's probably why the idiots elected him.
Most are like him.

Posted by: Carol at February 04, 2015 10:26 PM (sj3Ax)

588 Give the guy a break. He has PTSD from misremembering his daughter not getting rimmed often enough.

Posted by: flounder at February 04, 2015 10:27 PM (FHh8u)

589 Fell of the face of the Earth. Little bit parts here and there.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 10:23 PM

Unbelievable. I wonder why? He was seriously good in Unforgiven. When you factor in the heavy hitters who were also delivering monster performances that he had to compete with, I have to tip my hat to arguably the most underappreciated turn in 90's classics. He really was that good.

Posted by: otho at February 04, 2015 10:27 PM (tBSrv)

590 547 am I hearing things, or did obama say in response to the isis video that "if it's authentic" it'd be, uh, a barbarous, uh, act

and there's jarrett to the side, hamming up "admiration" for barack like a good little wormtongue

these are among the worst people ever to occupy that office

Posted by: Feh at February 04, 2015 10:13 PM (g/zj9)



"Among"? I don't think that word means what you think it means.

Posted by: rickl at February 04, 2015 10:27 PM (sdi6R)

591 Way into the 500's. Guess I'm a little late.
I just had a random thought, for any of you that remember Gordon. He was a much-maligned poster who kept posting though everyone hated him (not here, and this was ten years ago) .
Now, there is this one moo-moo, who gets slimed a bit (it's kind of a tradition now) yet keeps on posting. Like Gordon.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at February 04, 2015 10:28 PM (KG0mU)

592 Uh, guys, Daily Mail has an article up about Harry Reid's brother.

Let's just say I now have an alternate theory of how Harry Reid broke his face.

"Harry Reid's brother, 73, arrested for DUI, assaulting an officer and possession of a gun while under the influence"

His brother's name is Larry.

Posted by: Lauren at February 04, 2015 10:28 PM (MYCIw)

593 I was already well aware that these are real monsters

As was I. My nephew is a Marine in the ME and I watch and read everything about the conflict there I can get my hands on.

My point was that there's more to learn from the video than the particulars of the murder. I respect y'alls decision not to watch, and I'm not trying to talk anyone into doing anything they don't want to do.

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 04, 2015 10:28 PM (bS6uW)

594 Rivera gave away Iraq war secrets in 2003 as Mama AJ posted earlier. Tied!

Posted by: Carol at February 04, 2015 10:28 PM (sj3Ax)

595 581 That pilot in the video was me. I still get flashbacks. Can't be around anyone who smokes.
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 10:25 PM (QCo5R)


I'm a bad person for laughing at that.

Posted by: rickl at February 04, 2015 10:29 PM (sdi6R)

596 Still, an international coalition of experts on climate change, family planning and development aid are now pushing for universal access to family planning to be recognized as a part of "climate-compatible development" and included in new U.N.-backed Sustainable Development Goals set to be agreed in September.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 04, 2015 10:29 PM (e8kgV)

597 whoever socked Brian Williams

that was funneh. scared my dog I laughed so hard

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 04, 2015 10:29 PM (zOTsN)

598 All the people I know at work call Fredo EARS!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2015 10:29 PM (ucDmr)

599 NY Times all over train wreck. Why?


If it bleeds it leads!

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 04, 2015 10:29 PM (0FSuD)

600

I was going to the worst place in the world and I didn't even know it yet. Weeks away and hundreds of miles up a river that snaked through the war like a main circuit cable plugged straight into Kurtz. It was no accident that I got to be the caretaker of Colonel Walter E. Kurtz's memory any more than being back in Saigon was an accident. There is no way to tell his story without telling my own. And if his story really is a confession, then so is mine.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 10:30 PM (3Ctj+)

601 Yeah, Jerry Rivers is actually really impressively fit foe a guy his age. I found out Saturday when he was a guest on local boy Craig Silverman's radio show that Rivera gets several newspapers delivered every day, and he gets on his exercise bike and keeps pedalling until he's read all those fishwraps from cover to cover.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 04, 2015 10:30 PM (5pg79)

602 yeah Larry and Harry are elderly drunks

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 04, 2015 10:30 PM (zOTsN)

603 Chavez,
EARS with nothing but ego in between them. No brain.
ValJar is probably president & we will never know for sure.

Posted by: Carol at February 04, 2015 10:31 PM (sj3Ax)

604 Isn't Harry some sort of pugilist?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2015 10:31 PM (hlbmD)

605 "Let's just say I now have an alternate theory of how Harry Reid broke his face."


So Larry beat on Harry. Okay. I got no problem with that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 10:32 PM (TElvN)

606 ONT is NOOD!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 04, 2015 10:32 PM (16bOT)

607 Hi Blacksheep, can't read all the comments, but I saw yours about the immolation video. I was OK joking about it until I watched it. I'm not a hardened person and it really shook me. That and the Saudi lady getting decapitated with a dull blade.
I'm 58 and have never seen this kind of mayhem.
So, here's to coping, brother!

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at February 04, 2015 10:33 PM (KG0mU)

608 wait

is there film of Brian "I got shot down" Williams defending John "I was in Cambodia and got a Purple Heart" Kerry


Williams defending Kerrys lapses in memory?

oh that would be funny

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 04, 2015 10:33 PM (zOTsN)

609 Brian Williams should be driven from the court of public opinion for this lie. Can you imagine the reaction if a prominent conservative journalist were caught doing something like that?

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 04, 2015 10:33 PM (bS6uW)

610 #600


This reminds me of a movie. Give me a sec.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 10:33 PM (TElvN)

611 On super bowl pregame he claimed to be a lifelong stock car racing fan. I scoffed. I do not believe it. Might as well tell me that al rocker was captain of the diving team in college.

Posted by: simplemind at February 04, 2015 10:34 PM (hTeQK)

612 603: Carol we know. We know. Ears quit caring before his second inauguration.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 04, 2015 10:35 PM (ucDmr)

613 CORGIS! --ONT is NOOD!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 04, 2015 10:35 PM (16bOT)

614 I suspect what really happened to Harry Reid is, he failed to deliver on promises he made to certain people who helped him in his last reelection campaign.

He made a big point of doing absolutely nothing for years, and then it became clear that he wouldn't be able to do much more than that when the Dems became the minority party in the Senate.

So, he received a little visit from some scary dudes.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 04, 2015 10:36 PM (5pg79)

615 Does Harry Reid have a couple of brothers named Darryl?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 04, 2015 10:37 PM (W5DcG)

616 Brian and I dodged sniper fire. Bobbin and weaving to avoid being hit.

Posted by: brian and hillary are a team at February 04, 2015 11:23 PM (WNERA)

617 61 That was funny shit right there.

Brian Williams is no different than any other talking head in the MFM. Despicable POS

Posted by: Gentlejim at February 04, 2015 11:34 PM (mleXN)

618 nothing to see here just move along
Fake but real....

Posted by: torabora at February 05, 2015 01:13 AM (tAuSy)

619 They should brand "Liar" onto his forehead, so that everyone can see it and it. Then it will be seared....seared into his memory that he's a scumbag liar and we all know it

Posted by: Silentbrick at February 05, 2015 07:50 AM (QB3JR)

620 Brian Williams tells about the time he was embedded with fighters in 1836:

"There we were at the Alamo, shoulder to shoulder, backs against the wall. ..."

Posted by: FireHorse at February 05, 2015 08:33 AM (ldFt4)

621 You had me @87

Posted by: Threadlurker at February 05, 2015 10:05 AM (HEo6y)

622 Brian Williams announced today that what he said had happened that one time at band camp really didn't. He was mistaking something heard in a movie as something he actually experienced. But he was in the same room as the movie was playing... so you can see how he could have thought it was him.

He was caught up in the emotion of the moment.

Posted by: creeky at February 05, 2015 10:11 AM (W1gN3)

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