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Brian Williams Has Been Lying About Supposedly Being Shot Down in a Helicopter In Iraq Since 2003; Now Says He "Misremebered" Some Details and Is "Sorry"
@AceofSpadesHQ Brian Williams is a stolen valor thief. Needs to hit the front page.
http://t.co/XlnTkI071n
http://t.co/5Pxo2RVePW
— xbradtc (@xbradtc) February 4, 2015BC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams admitted Wednesday he was not aboard a helicopter hit and forced down by RPG fire during the invasion of Iraq in 2003, a false claim that has been repeated by the network for years. Williams repeated the claim Friday during NBC's coverage of a public tribute at a New York Rangers hockey game for a retired soldier that had provided ground security for the grounded helicopters, a game to which Williams accompanied him. In an interview with Stars and Stripes, he said he had misremembered the events and was sorry. The admission came after crew members on the 159th Aviation Regiment’s Chinook that was hit by two rockets and small arms fire told Stars and Stripes that the NBC anchor was nowhere near that aircraft or two other Chinooks flying in the formation that took fire. Williams arrived in the area about an hour later on another helicopter after the other three had made an emergency landing, the crew members said. "I would not have chosen to make this mistake," Williams said. "I don't know what screwed up in my mind that caused me to conflate one aircraft with another."Let me help you out here, Brian. You conflated one aircraft -- one you were in -- with another aircraft -- one you were not in -- not due to a "mistake" but due to an age-old reportorial practice called lying to advance an agenda. The agenda here was dressing up a soft, delicate little boy into a the sort of iron-stubbled man who looks like he belongs on a battlefield. So you lied. You claimed you were on one of the helicopters that took fire; no human being could ever confuse "Me" or "Not Me." Steven Wright makes just that joke -- "The other day I was -- wait, no, that was someone else." See, Brian, it's funny because we know that confusion about "Me" versus "Not Me" is not possible, except in the insane. So you lied, and over the years you've lied and lied again. Trust us, they lied.
I was going to write earlier: "You just know he's only admitting this because he's been confronted with proof that he's been lying." Well, here that part is:
Williams made the claim while presenting NBC coverage of the tribute to the retired command sergeant major at the Rangers game, and the fans giving the soldier a standing ovation. "The story actually started with a terrible moment a dozen years back during the invasion of Iraq when the helicopter we were traveling in was forced down after being hit by an RPG," Williams said on the broadcast. "Our traveling NBC News team was rescued, surrounded and kept alive by an armor mechanized platoon from the U.S. Army 3rd Infantry." Williams and his camera crew were actually aboard a Chinook in a formation that was about an hour behind the three helicopters that came under fire, according to crew member interviews. ... "No, we never came under direct enemy fire to the aircraft," [a crew member] said Wednesday.
... Miller, Reynolds and Mike O’Keeffe, who was a door gunner on the damaged Chinook, said they all recall NBC reporting that Williams was aboard the aircraft that was attacked, despite it being false. The NBC online archive shows the network broadcast a news story on March 26, 2003, with the headline "Target Iraq: Helicopter NBC’s Brian Williams Was Riding In Comes Under Fire."
Williams disputed Wednesday claims the initial reports were inaccurate, saying he originally reported he was in another helicopter but later confused the events. In a 2008 NBC blog post with his byline, he wrote that the "Chinook helicopter flying in front of ours (from the 101st Airborne) took an RPG to the rear rotor. O’Keeffe said the incident has bothered him since he and others first saw the original report after returning to Kuwait. "Over the years it faded," he said, "and then to see it last week it was -- I can't believe he is still telling this false narrative."I can believe it. What else does he do but offer false narratives every single night? "Trust Us, They Lied:" Still lying:
Williams is also lying in his apology pic.twitter.com/xVs9ew39bQ
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) February 4, 2015Williams will address the Iraq RPG attack story on @NBCNightlyNews in the next few minutes... http://t.co/lWS2J1pKM6
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) February 4, 2015Comments
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Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 04, 2015 05:40 PM (wVWRM)
But Brian does have a big, hairy, smelly vagina.
Posted by: wth at February 04, 2015 05:40 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: pep at February 04, 2015 05:40 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: dantesed at February 04, 2015 05:40 PM (88xKn)
You couldn't wait 5 seconds for me to sock that? I blame the walker.
Posted by: steveegg at February 04, 2015 05:41 PM (cL79m)
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Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 04, 2015 05:41 PM (/4AZU)
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Posted by: Carol at February 04, 2015 05:42 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 05:41 PM (LA7Cm)
I'm shocked, SHOCKED to find out that lieberals lie.
Posted by: Capt. Louis Renault at February 04, 2015 05:43 PM (cL79m)
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 05:43 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at February 04, 2015 05:43 PM (0RdKg)
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at February 04, 2015 05:43 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Hillary "Serpentine!" Clinton at February 04, 2015 05:43 PM (f8y+G)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 04, 2015 05:43 PM (XFiuW)
We're democrats. Cowardily sulks who have to lie to achieve the greater good (and untold wealth).
Posted by: LBJ at February 04, 2015 05:43 PM (C5ssL)
Posted by: Tommy Flanagan (Morgan Fairchild's husband) at February 04, 2015 05:43 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 05:43 PM (FsuaD)
an armor mechanized platoon from the U.S. Army 3rd Infantry."
There I was, neck deep in the shit. When you think about it, I'm no different than a Green Beret. I should probably get a medal.
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 05:44 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 04, 2015 05:44 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at February 04, 2015 05:43 PM (8ZskC)
With the emphasis on "sir".
Posted by: steveegg at February 04, 2015 05:44 PM (cL79m)
Posted by: hack at February 04, 2015 05:44 PM (168MX)
http://www.adweek.com/fishbowldc/brian-williams-nbc-74063/75067
Posted by: BA, Magna Cum Louder, Marion Barry University at February 04, 2015 05:44 PM (7u7u7)
Posted by: creeky at February 04, 2015 05:44 PM (W1gN3)
SWIFTBOATERS!!!!!!!
Posted by: Brian Williams, War Hero at February 04, 2015 05:44 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Matk in Sandy UT at February 04, 2015 05:44 PM (xGX1p)
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 05:44 PM (4nR9/)
I would give you one of mine, but I chucked them all.
Posted by: Jean Kerry at February 04, 2015 05:45 PM (cL79m)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 04, 2015 05:45 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2015 05:45 PM (TOmAa)
Posted by: dantesed at February 04, 2015 05:45 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Liz Dole at February 04, 2015 05:45 PM (e8kgV)
Nevermind.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 05:45 PM (LA7Cm)
You know, they shit canned Dan Rather, maybe it's not the stuff of fantasy to think Brian Williams will also.
If anything, what Brian Williams did is worse, Dan Rather just put out a flimsy story that he really wanted to get out there, Brian Williams just straight up lied and WAS the source.
Posted by: McAdams at February 04, 2015 05:45 PM (GzHez)
on the other had, his daughter is arguably hot. sorta.
.............
she must be so proud of her hero dad
Posted by: wth at February 04, 2015 05:46 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 05:46 PM (FsuaD)
Conflict News @rConflictNews 12m12 minutes ago
BREAKING: Multiple news organizations now reporting that King Abdullah personally took part in airstrikes on Mosul
https://pbs.tw___.com/media/B9CNCG4CQAEFHZn.png
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 04, 2015 05:46 PM (ZPrif)
Oh, wait. Actually I'm just allergic to penicillin.
I misremember those details all the time!
Posted by: Lauren at February 04, 2015 05:46 PM (MYCIw)
Never happened? Then you're just a fibber trying to cover yourself with borrowed courage.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at February 04, 2015 05:46 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Carol at February 04, 2015 05:46 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Brian Williams, College Dropout at February 04, 2015 05:46 PM (7u7u7)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 04, 2015 05:46 PM (8ZskC)
"
That's so fucking awesome.
Posted by: Lauren at February 04, 2015 05:46 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 04, 2015 05:47 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: Barack obama at February 04, 2015 05:47 PM (XFiuW)
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 05:47 PM (wa+SP)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien From Brattleboro, VT at February 04, 2015 05:47 PM (Sd++4)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 04, 2015 05:47 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2015 05:47 PM (TOmAa)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 05:47 PM (znRvO)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 04, 2015 05:47 PM (MMC8r)
Heh!
Kids, why can't we have a Prissident like that?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 05:47 PM (LA7Cm)
BREAKING: Multiple news organizations now reporting that King Abdullah personally took part in airstrikes on Mosul
If true, that is just 20 kinds of awesome.
Meanwhile, Barry also took part in an airstrike......on the 17th hole. Alas, Brian Williams crashed onto the green.
Posted by: pep at February 04, 2015 05:48 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: wth at February 04, 2015 05:48 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2015 05:48 PM (g1DWB)
an armor mechanized platoon from the U.S. Army 3rd Infantry."
Oh really. Ft. Stewart, home of the 3rd ID, is just down the road from us. We even know some people with the 3rd.
I wonder how they feel about Brian's lies.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 05:48 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: maddogg at February 04, 2015 05:48 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Ready for Hillary at February 04, 2015 05:48 PM (vNm4N)
Posted by: Lieawatha Warren at February 04, 2015 05:48 PM (f8y+G)
Who the hell watches network news anyway?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 04, 2015 05:48 PM (Zu3d9)
Did he push a red Reset Button?
Posted by: CM at February 04, 2015 05:48 PM (0NdlF)
I must have conflated that with my memory of running across the tarmac under sniper fire. Yeah, that's it.
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 05:48 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Freud at February 04, 2015 05:48 PM (AivPA)
Kids, why can't we have a Prissident like that?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 05:47 PM (LA7Cm) ]
We did...once.
Posted by: steveegg at February 04, 2015 05:48 PM (cL79m)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 04, 2015 05:48 PM (08Znv)
Thunder Dan worked with See Bee Ess....
thing is Dan was happily leveraged out by his underlings...
Williams now leads in ratings... b/c evidently America loves lying assholes.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 04, 2015 05:48 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 05:48 PM (wa+SP)
Posted by: Brian Skywalker at February 04, 2015 05:49 PM (MMC8r)
Asshole Jesse Ventura on Chris Kyle: "Do you think the Nazis have heroes?"
http://tinyurl.com/now6wwy
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 04, 2015 05:49 PM (0Ew3K)
Lying hypocritical bastage...
Posted by: Ibin Pharteen at February 04, 2015 05:49 PM (s3I9l)
Or the other Emocratic Senator and his magic hat in Cambodia.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2015 05:49 PM (TOmAa)
Yeah...I'm being nitpicky, but Williams is a douchebag.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 04, 2015 05:49 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Horatio Bologna at February 04, 2015 05:49 PM (wO+T3)
Oh wait...my bad...
Let me tell you about the time I found a silver dime....
Posted by: naturalfake at February 04, 2015 05:49 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Tex at February 04, 2015 05:49 PM (iyK4L)
Posted by: Mama AJ at February 04, 2015 05:50 PM (0xTsz)
Posted by: maddogg at February 04, 2015 05:50 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: pep at February 04, 2015 05:48 PM (4nR9/)
Comment of the Day(TM)
Posted by: steveegg at February 04, 2015 05:50 PM (cL79m)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2015 05:50 PM (hlbmD)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 05:50 PM (znRvO)
man, Ace has been on a TEAR today! Epic hate-truth!
Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 04, 2015 05:50 PM (nGmLd)
Posted by: kahall at February 04, 2015 05:50 PM (uuhHq)
Wait. Sorry.
That was a movie I saw. And it wasn't Catherine Bach.
Oopsies.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 05:50 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 05:50 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 04, 2015 05:51 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 05:51 PM (FsuaD)
Asshole Jesse Ventura on Chris Kyle: "Do you think the Nazis have heroes?"
................
You mean like my Dad?
Posted by: Brian Williams daughter at February 04, 2015 05:52 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Brianna Williams at February 04, 2015 05:52 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: Brian Patton at February 04, 2015 05:52 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Randy Westerfeld at February 04, 2015 05:52 PM (rJRsj)
In the days after 9/11, msnbc's Ashley Banfield let everyone know how shookup she was because she was there.
Banfield kept reminding her audience that she was on the street when the towers collapsed...and she coulda died that day. Yeah. And she could smell the smoke and see the debris in the air. Yeah. She coulda died. Yeah.
Except she was in no real danger. Banfield was like a full block away from the towers. But she and 8 million others coulda died in Manhattan that day. Yeah.
Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 04, 2015 05:52 PM (grMf8)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 04, 2015 05:52 PM (d9s6A)
Williams made it up & got caught. It took 12 years but it is fiction.
Posted by: Carol at February 04, 2015 05:52 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 04, 2015 05:53 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2015 05:53 PM (g1DWB)
One tends to remember things like that VERY CLEARLY.
What an ass.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 05:53 PM (ABcz/)
Brian Williams, Geraldo Rivera, and Jesse Ventura stagger into a bar....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 05:50 PM (FsuaD)
.............
Five minutes later 3 ambulances arrive.
Posted by: wth at February 04, 2015 05:53 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Liz Warren at February 04, 2015 05:53 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Royal Red Leader at February 04, 2015 05:53 PM (7u7u7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 04, 2015 05:53 PM (W5DcG)
Wait. Sorry.
That was a movie I saw. And it wasn't Catherine Bach.
Oopsies.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 05:50 PM (LA7Cm)
Not Randy Bachman I hope
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 05:53 PM (znRvO)
Jeb Bush 2013: It's "ridiculous" that DREAMers don't have citizenship, impossible to completely control the border ... http://hotair.com/?p=3216932
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 04, 2015 05:54 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Hillary! at February 04, 2015 05:54 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: SH at February 04, 2015 05:54 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Brian Armstrong at February 04, 2015 05:54 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Brian Williams, War Hero at February 04, 2015 05:54 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2015 05:54 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Gruberrrr at February 04, 2015 05:55 PM (4Qda7)
Any bets on whether he will be fired or not? I say not.
Posted by: Vic at February 04, 2015 05:55 PM (wlDny)
Oh, wait...my bad....
Did I tell you about the time I saved some Green Stamps?
Posted by: naturalfake at February 04, 2015 05:55 PM (0cMkb)
I apologize I'm being told that's a James Cameron movie and that I did not participate in any extra-terrestrial wars of any kind. Which can't be trust because just last week I fought off a T-1000 with my bare hands.
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 05:55 PM (wa+SP)
Posted by: kathysaysso at February 04, 2015 05:55 PM (fMQoG)
Brian Williams, Geraldo Rivera, and Jesse Ventura stagger into a bar....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 05:50 PM (FsuaD)
....................
Bartender says "Dis ain't onea dem homo joints, see?"
Posted by: wth at February 04, 2015 05:55 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Brian Williams, War Hero at February 04, 2015 05:55 PM (8ZskC)
His skank daughter can play Harold.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 05:55 PM (znRvO)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2015 05:56 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame ere at February 04, 2015 05:56 PM (QKIQb)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 04, 2015 05:56 PM (XVNm3)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 04, 2015 05:56 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 05:56 PM (ABcz/)
You know who else coulda died on 9/11?
That douche bag Seth McFarlane. Yeah. We almost lost Seth on 9/11.
McFarlane was supposedly supposed to be on Flt 11 to Los Angeles but canceled. Yeah. Seth almost died on 9/11...except for the tiny fact that he was in no danger whatsoever of dying on 9/11.
But don't let something so trivial as the above prevent it from being part of Seth McFarlane's legacy. Really, it is; it's on his frikkin wiki page that he almost died on 9/11.
Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 04, 2015 05:57 PM (grMf8)
Posted by: Iowa Bob at February 04, 2015 05:57 PM (tu3iY)
Any bets on whether he will be fired or not? I say not.
Posted by: Vic at February 04, 2015 05:55 PM
Safe bet Vic. Real safe
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 05:57 PM (znRvO)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 04, 2015 05:56 PM (vVSOO)
He is NO MOT
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2015 05:57 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 04, 2015 05:57 PM (0HooB)
Here's the thing - you don't "misremember" something like coming under fire and getting shot down.
Either it happened or it didn't, and if it didn't and yet you continue to say it did, then you are an out-and-out bald-faced liar.
Were you an honorable person, you'd resign. But I'm not holding my breath...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 04, 2015 05:57 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2015 05:57 PM (TOmAa)
Lying hypocritical bastage(s)...
Posted by: Ibin Pharteen at February 04, 2015 05:57 PM (s3I9l)
Turning to the Captain, who looked shaken, I yelled out "Damn the torpedoes, full steam ahead!!!!"
Oh, wait, I think I read that in a book somewhere.
Posted by: Brian (Farragut) Williams at February 04, 2015 05:57 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Horatio Bologna at February 04, 2015 05:57 PM (wO+T3)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2015 05:57 PM (hlbmD)
There I was, neck deep in the shit. When you think about it, I'm no different than a Green Beret. I should probably get a medal.
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 05:44 PM (4nR9/)
You haven't been in the shit. You haven't got the 1000 yard stare you puke.
Posted by: Rapterman at February 04, 2015 05:58 PM (wlDny)
Bullshit. You knew exactly what you were doing. You're a lying bastard and using those silly phrase just shows that you have no integrity at all. Even your average criminal will often, admit that he did it. Not you though, you have to come up with some half-assed crap about "conflating". Glad the copter crew spoke up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 04, 2015 05:58 PM (TWZh8)
Posted by: brian paul jones at February 04, 2015 05:58 PM (88xKn)
I'll say this, of all the Middle East countries I've been in Jordan was far and away my favorite I would go back there in a heartbeat. Nice people interesting country great climate tremendous history and unlike most Arab countries it's clean. It may not be perfect but it definitely sets the standard for a quote modern Arab country unquote.
also the hotties come out at night during Ramadan and they are ready to party! Good times, good times.
Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 04, 2015 05:58 PM (nGmLd)
Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 04, 2015 05:58 PM (grMf8)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 04, 2015 05:58 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2015 05:58 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 04, 2015 05:58 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Joey Biden at February 04, 2015 05:58 PM (FsuaD)
When asked why he received the honor with cluster, a knowledgeable source said it was so he could wipe the shit off his face.
*Lying Idiot Badge
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at February 04, 2015 05:58 PM (zpZLP)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 04, 2015 05:58 PM (+lsX1)
Or was that last night's seared scallops I'm thinking about?
Posted by: Brian Williams, War Hero at February 04, 2015 05:59 PM (8ZskC)
oh, wait....my bad...
I remember the time I went to an hour and a half Seal concert.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 04, 2015 05:59 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Fritz at February 04, 2015 05:59 PM (dVmLD)
derp
Posted by: twolaneflash at February 04, 2015 05:59 PM (Dm2Mx)
Posted by: SH at February 04, 2015 05:59 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Brian (Farragut) Williams at February 04, 2015 05:59 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2015 05:59 PM (nzKvP)
Brian Williams, Geraldo Rivera, and Jesse Ventura stagger into a bar....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 05:50 PM (FsuaD)
..................
Bartender yells: "Hey everbody! It's Brian "Hero" Williams, Gerdildo Retardo, and the smart one!"
Posted by: wth at February 04, 2015 05:59 PM (wAQA5)
What kind of passive statement is that?
Like his brain is making decisions that he doesn't like?
I would not have chosen to lie...but it just sorta came out of my mouth, uncontested, since 2003.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 05:59 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Horatio Bologna at February 04, 2015 05
Swift Helicopters
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 05:59 PM (znRvO)
Drugs.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 06:00 PM (i+drs)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 04, 2015 06:00 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: Brian Lindbergh at February 04, 2015 06:01 PM (MMC8r)
I think it has something to do with their pacifistic tendencies. They know that they're only against war when it serves their own political careers. They're seemingly at peace with telling lies that enhance their resumes. But subconsciously it bothers them that at certain times it would have simply been the right thing to support war.
Also, the self righteous indignation they can project at anyone who calls them out for what they are-cowards and frauds. Because they've been under fire. They've been in the shit. And it changed them, deeply. So deeply that they have to vehemently speak out against WAR! Oh, the humanity!
Posted by: CozMark at February 04, 2015 06:01 PM (P0AbR)
Interesting how it took exposure by real heroes who knew the truth to make Williams suddenly realize that he was doing a shitload of "conflating", isn't it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 04, 2015 06:01 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 05:50 PM (FsuaD)
Mos Eisley bartender, "Hey we don't serve their kind here! Only real scum and thugs allowed."
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2015 06:01 PM (TOmAa)
I seen a seal at the zoo - can I get deh kewl trident pin? You can keep that crappy zoo-keeper white suit...
Posted by: Ibin Pharteen at February 04, 2015 06:01 PM (s3I9l)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 06:01 PM (Bn6aD)
I'm pretty sure my son will never forget the mortar round that blew him sky high. Or being under fire. Or any of the shit.
Cowardly, prog bastards. The whole MFM.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 06:01 PM (FsuaD)
150 That horrible night on the Chinook is seared, SEARED into my memory.
Or was that last night's seared scallops I'm thinking about?
Posted by: Brian Williams, War Hero at February
Seared undapantz
You forgot to take them off the ironing board
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 06:01 PM (znRvO)
Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 04, 2015 06:02 PM (grMf8)
a memory-o
Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 04, 2015 06:02 PM (grMf8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 04, 2015 06:01 PM (8ZskC)
Conflating?
Misremembering?
I'm sorry I coflated in your mouth
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 06:03 PM (znRvO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 06:03 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 06:03 PM (Bn6aD)
What am I saying? A guy needs a dick to have a dickhead.
I don't buy it from this pantywaist asshat.
Better?
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 04, 2015 06:03 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 04, 2015 05:57 PM (grMf
Yeah I was flying UA flight 93 semi-regularly before 9/11 but that doesn't mean I 'almost died' on 9/11. McFarlane has a stronger case though in that the plane he was scheduled to be on did in fact fly into one of the World Trade Towers.
Posted by: Maetenloch at February 04, 2015 06:04 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 04, 2015 06:04 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: Lauren at February 04, 2015 06:04 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Carol at February 04, 2015 06:04 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2015 06:04 PM (hlbmD)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 04, 2015 05:56 PM (vVSOO)
Excuse me?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (member of the original tribe) at February 04, 2015 06:04 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 04, 2015 06:04 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 06:03
Yeah, him & his sib probably played with their Ho moms lighter
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 06:04 PM (znRvO)
Oh wait, my bad, that was just a convention in Omaha, Nebraska.
Posted by: Brian "GI" Williams at February 04, 2015 06:04 PM (LA7Cm)
naturally my memory could be quickly restored to 100 percent accuracy if my wife required clarification.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 04, 2015 06:04 PM (gsfK5)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 04, 2015 05:48 PM (Zu3d9)
My mom, sadly. Watches it every night and on Saturday even with the B team. I'll have to drop this tidbit her way.
Chances are that he mentions this on his show tonight and apologizes? Zilch, but is nice to pretend.
Posted by: LizLem at February 04, 2015 06:04 PM (yRwC8)
scheduled to be on did in fact fly into one of the World Trade Towers.
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 06:05 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 04, 2015 06:05 PM (+YMhA)
Drugs.
I'ma going with "lying to my audience everyday for a living."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 04, 2015 06:05 PM (0HooB)
Well, it was a field. They weren't exactly mines, so much as cow droppings, but the memory, it slips, donchaknow.
Posted by: AmishDude at February 04, 2015 06:05 PM (L2xDv)
Posted by: Brian Stark at February 04, 2015 06:05 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 06:03
Yeah, him & his sib probably played with their Ho moms lighter
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 06:04 PM (znRvO)
actually he got in a slap fight with a drag queen and came out second.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 04, 2015 06:06 PM (gsfK5)
scheduled to be on did in fact fly into one of the World Trade Towers.
*types*
*deletes*
I agree.
Posted by: AmishDude at February 04, 2015 06:06 PM (L2xDv)
I would not have chosen to do this, but the mouth says what that mouth wants to say, so what are ya gonna do about it, eh?
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 06:06 PM (ABcz/)
Well, it was a field. They weren't exactly mines, so much as cow droppings, but the memory, it slips, donchaknow.
Posted by: AmishDude at February 04, 2015 06:05 PM (L2xDv)
Well, if you've ever encountered a fresh one, then yes, those were mines.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 04, 2015 06:06 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: FireHorse at February 04, 2015 06:06 PM (ldFt4)
Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 04, 2015 06:06 PM (nGmLd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 06:07 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 04, 2015 06:07 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 06:07 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: twolaneflash at February 04, 2015 06:07 PM (Dm2Mx)
Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2015 06:07 PM (/HX7u)
God help us
Weasel Zippers
Unfortunetaly THIS is true.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2015 06:07 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2015 06:07 PM (TOmAa)
Posted by: RD Walker at February 04, 2015 06:07 PM (ImpgP)
Posted by: SH at February 04, 2015 06:07 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at February 04, 2015 06:07 PM (XhS3T)
Posted by: Brian Gruber at February 04, 2015 06:07 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: SH at February 04, 2015 05:59 PM (gmeXX)
This.
You misremember which row you parked in at the supermarket. Getting shot down, not so much.
Posted by: Iowa Bob at February 04, 2015 06:08 PM (tu3iY)
Posted by: Liawatha at February 04, 2015 06:08 PM (FsuaD)
Heh....me too. Red-eye out of SFO on Friday night then Monday morning on 93 and back to work.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (member of the original tribe) at February 04, 2015 06:08 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: navybrat at February 04, 2015 06:08 PM (JgC5a)
Ego tripping and alcoholism is no way to go through life.
Posted by: LizLem at February 04, 2015 06:08 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: RD Walker at February 04, 2015 06:07 PM (ImpgP)
Was that YOU?
Sorry
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2015 06:08 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: begerbilder at February 04, 2015 06:09 PM (2o6Wj)
Mrs. Clinton had this same type of memory.
Delusions of Grandeur is an outward sign of their mental disorder.
Posted by: kzintius at February 04, 2015 06:09 PM (ZfKzG)
Conversation With Muslim Leaders About Middle Class Economics And
Obamacare
Wait --- I thought the terrorists weren't true muslims????
So what are muslim leaders going to do about this if its not their flock terrorizing us?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 06:09 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 04, 2015 06:09 PM (Zu3d9)
Geraldo got his ass beat by some skinny fake nazi once.
...............
Same guy that did Harry Reid?
Posted by: wth at February 04, 2015 06:09 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Brian Kerry at February 04, 2015 06:09 PM (MMC8r)
Otherwise, repeating the shot down claim over a decade later, at an event in which there's no real point in bringing it up, has to be the height of stupidity.
Of course, I can't rule out the idea that he was just plain being stupid, either...
Posted by: junior at February 04, 2015 06:09 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: gm at February 04, 2015 06:09 PM (/kBoL)
Posted by: Roy at February 04, 2015 06:09 PM (fWLrt)
Posted by: Fritz at February 04, 2015 06:09 PM (dVmLD)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syQTCtvaaTs
Posted by: Mama AJ at February 04, 2015
OMG that's exactly what it reminded me of, and I couldn't remember what commercial it was! I even said it out loud!
Posted by: Oedipus at February 04, 2015 06:10 PM (5kNXS)
God help us
Weasel Zippers
Unfortunetaly THIS is true.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2015
Truth. Stranger. Than. Fiction.
Palm slap
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 06:10 PM (HHawz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 04, 2015 06:10 PM (gsfK5)
Did I ever tell you about the time Tipper and I inspired "Love Story" or when I invented the internet? I'll get to that after I explain how I'm going to save the world from Global Warming....
Posted by: Al Gore at February 04, 2015 06:10 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Roy at February 04, 2015 06:11 PM (fWLrt)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 04, 2015 06:11 PM (MMC8r)
How can they live with themselves? Especially if you're someone that people count on to be square with them?
I'm just flummoxed by this.
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 04, 2015 06:11 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: FireHorse at February 04, 2015 06:11 PM (ldFt4)
I was doused in gasoline and set on fire in a cage yesterday. Oh no wait, I'm misremembering that story. It wasn't me, it was some other guy.
Oopsie.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 04, 2015 06:11 PM (Fnyc2)
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 06:12 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 06:12 PM (0QJlW)
>>WH On Obama Dealing With Terror Threat He Wants To Have Broad Conversation With Muslim Leaders About Middle Class Economics And Obamacare
Because there is no problem that Marxism can't resolve.
Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 04, 2015 06:12 PM (grMf8)
Posted by: Boots at February 04, 2015 06:12 PM (l9mF2)
Posted by: SH at February 04, 2015 06:13 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: wth at February 04, 2015 06:13 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 04, 2015 06:13 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Clemensa Williams at February 04, 2015 06:13 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: Brian "Conflator" Williams at February 04, 2015 06:14 PM (LA7Cm)
Oh, wait, that was that Butler guy. Nevermind.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 04, 2015 06:14 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Brian Williams, MSM Kingpin at February 04, 2015 06:14 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 06:14 PM (0QJlW)
Posted by: gm at February 04, 2015 06:14 PM (/kBoL)
I assume. What with never having been shot at by rockets.
Fuck that guy in particular.
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at February 04, 2015 06:15 PM (IrByp)
Brian Williams sneaked through Checkpoint Charlie on a super secret mission. He came back with a dog. It was an East German Shepherd. Very disciplined.
.........
But a little tough and stringy.
Posted by: Hussein, Brian's true love at February 04, 2015 06:15 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2015 06:15 PM (TOmAa)
I guess they just misremembered?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2015 06:15 PM (nzKvP)
oh wait....my bad....
I almost bought a Size 11 shoe.
Normally, I take a twelve.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 04, 2015 06:15 PM (0cMkb)
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Does he still have the dog?
Posted by: junior at February 04, 2015 06:16 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Brian Williams Wallace at February 04, 2015 06:16 PM (8ZskC)
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Alcohol has usually been involved in my misrememberings.
Posted by: SH at February 04, 2015 06:16 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 04, 2015 06:16 PM (vVSOO)
Talks-With-Poison-Tongue...?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 06:16 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: King Barry of the Gilded Putter at February 04, 2015 06:16 PM (dVmLD)
"There was no comeback, and no attempt at one. Not long afterwards, he contacted... a charitable mission in the East End of London... He started washing dishes and helping with the children's playgroup and he stayed for 40 years. He disappeared...and did good works till he died."
Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame ere at February 04, 2015 06:16 PM (QKIQb)
Posted by: Private Duffy Williams at February 04, 2015 06:17 PM (U7H1n)
I wished I remembered they never existed
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2015 06:17 PM (nzKvP)
Brian "Walter Mitty" William is *not* just some stiff, boring news anchor, you guys!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 06:17 PM (ABcz/)
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Pretty sure that never happened, or he would have mentioned the other incident in his apology.
Posted by: junior at February 04, 2015 06:17 PM (UWFpX)
Did he say "rocket-propelled grenade" or just "RPG" which could also mean role-playing game? It's possible that the aircraft he was on was hit by a deck of Magic: The Gathering cards.
Posted by: FireHorse at February 04, 2015 06:17 PM (ldFt4)
There is simply no possible way to explain this other than as a lie.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 04, 2015 06:17 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Tom Brokaw at February 04, 2015 06:17 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 04, 2015 06:18 PM (gsfK5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 06:18 PM (LA7Cm)
Reality:
Williams and his camera crew were actually aboard a Chinook in a formation that was about an hour behind the three helicopters that came under fire, according to crew member interviews.
As Reported at the time:
The first chopper was hit and forced to land. Then the one carrying Williams and Dowling landed. The incident occurred near a U.S. tank division, which quickly surrounded the helicopters and held off Iraqi forces throughout the night. Then sandstorms hit, keeping Williams Co. grounded for days.
"Life in this patch of Iraqi desert without a name became all about survival inside a hollow, grounded Chinook helicopter as a colossal sandstorm arrived like an orange wall in the sky," Williams said last night on NBC's "Nightly News."Richard Huff
New York Daily News [New York, N.Y] 27 Mar 2003
MSNBC's Brian Williams was forced to land after the helicopter next to his was hit by a rocket-propelled grenade. Williams told viewers he has been asked, " 'As a journalist, how are you going to remain impartial covering this, now that you have spent two nights being protected by an armored platoon of the U.S. Army?' And the answer is, I will try, but I can report about what I have seen."
The Washington Post [Washington, D.C] 31 Mar 2003
Next to, as in an hours behind sort of way.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 04, 2015 06:18 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Carol at February 04, 2015 06:18 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Brian Williams Kurtz at February 04, 2015 06:18 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 04, 2015 06:18 PM (gsfK5)
Oh G-D, I think I just came in my pants
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2015 06:18 PM (nzKvP)
....and Israel sends a not to King Abdallah saying "How does it feel to be Israel?"
Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 06:18 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Red Skull Guy Sets Himself On Fire at February 04, 2015 06:19 PM (nbGZj)
Posted by: gm at February 04, 2015 06:14 PM (/kBoL)
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Maybe he was shot down in a tittie bar.
Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2015 06:19 PM (/HX7u)
hate him?
Posted by: Doc Rather at February 04, 2015 06:19 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2015 06:19 PM (TOmAa)
Posted by: B Williams, Vet at February 04, 2015 06:19 PM (nGmLd)
Guys like Williams will run around asking "How much is that in yards?"
Posted by: Diogenes at February 04, 2015 06:19 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: Williams, Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 06:20 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: wisenheimer at February 04, 2015 06:20 PM (qnhj2)
Posted by: Woody Allen at February 04, 2015 06:20 PM (/kBoL)
But then again, he is with the media, so yeah right.
Posted by: A-Hole at February 04, 2015 06:20 PM (L/jHz)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 04, 2015 06:20 PM (7RXcs)
Brian "Walter Mitty" William is *not* just some stiff, boring news anchor, you guys!
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Exactly. Long ago, I realized that the news industry was nothing more than the entertainment industry. Everything is about ratings. And judging from NBC's, it isn't really working.
Posted by: SH at February 04, 2015 06:20 PM (gmeXX)
Friggin guy is a crazy cool stud.
Posted by: rev dr e bunnies bunny at February 04, 2015 06:20 PM (nkLIP)
1D6 17?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 06:20 PM (0QJlW)
Posted by: Dan Rather at February 04, 2015 06:20 PM (l3vZN)
The pilots had chosen deliberately to land because it was starting to snow and visibility was diminishing. They landed in a safe area not known for any terror activity, and in fact no activity of any kind: a totally empty wasteland with no one in it. Those aboard the helicopter experienced nothing other than a few hours of boredom.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 04, 2015 06:20 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 04, 2015 06:21 PM (gsfK5)
Posted by: Katie Couric at February 04, 2015 06:21 PM (8ZskC)
I do not advocate use of violence; however, I have absolutely no problem with Mr. Williams' career being brought to an ignominious end, with no chance of a comeback.
And the same unto the rest of the praetorian media. It's time they learned the penalty for betraying the trust America placed in them.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at February 04, 2015 06:21 PM (m9V0o)
Posted by: Carol at February 04, 2015 06:22 PM (sj3Ax)
I just started typing "there I was in" and Google knew what I meant.
Scary. But very convenient sometimes!
Posted by: Mama AJ at February 04, 2015 06:22 PM (0xTsz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 06:22 PM (FsuaD)
Which is why they all adore and envy Jon Stewart. He found a way to be mr. jokeypants life of the party while delivering the (fake, totally biased) nightly news.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 06:22 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Brian Williams Kurtz at February 04, 2015 06:22 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 06:23 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2015 06:23 PM (nzKvP)
Again hearkening back to how NBC's news division executives were trying to hire Jon Stewart to host _Meet The Press_.
Un-flipping-believable.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 04, 2015 06:23 PM (noWW6)
being on unemployment is Great!
i was raped! or i might have been raped. ok well i had sex.
hillary they shot at me.
i did not have sex with that lady.
you will save 2,500 with Obamacare while keeping your doctor.
no shovel ready jobs!
i was born in Kenya, well ok only write that in the forward of my book.
For the Children!
Posted by: comrade willow at February 04, 2015 06:23 PM (nqBYe)
Rather just finish him.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 06:24 PM (0QJlW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 06:24 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Steve Croft at February 04, 2015 06:24 PM (dVmLD)
Posted by: Steve Scalise at February 04, 2015 06:24 PM (/kBoL)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 04, 2015 06:25 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 04, 2015 06:25 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 04, 2015 06:25 PM (+lsX1)
Oops. Sorry...
I confused that with the time I shoved a bottle of Powell Irish Whiskey up my colon.
....still want me to tell you about it?
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 06:25 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 06:26 PM (Bn6aD)
douche
and his daughter is of marginal quality
Posted by: Feh at February 04, 2015 06:26 PM (g/zj9)
Is Brian Williams too old to jack off?
(That's a Steve Kroft reference -- one of his tweets to his sex-mistress said he was too old to jack off anymore, and would she send him some sexed up Negro Nudity to arouse his pallid noodle?)
Ah, hypocritical lying lefties -- is there no gloomy day they can't brighten with their rapscallion antics?
Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 06:26 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien From Brattleboro, VT at February 04, 2015 06:26 PM (Sd++4)
Posted by: mikeyslaw at February 04, 2015 06:27 PM (Wkdli)
Senator Reid's brother accused of DUI, battery on an officer
http://bit.ly/1zN6IMZ
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 04, 2015 06:25 PM (0Ew3K)
He's as handsome and dapper as his brother, the pederast.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 06:27 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 04, 2015 06:27 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: pep
When it comes to big testicles a big chin can be a substitute for a taint though.
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 06:27 PM (3rrMW)
An hour in front is still In Front.
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 06:27 PM (rwI+c)
(Close one.)
Posted by: FireHorse at February 04, 2015 06:28 PM (ldFt4)
Posted by: SH at February 04, 2015 06:28 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 04, 2015 06:28 PM (grMf8)
Posted by: Feh
Wait -- Brian Williams daughter is friends with lena Dunham and is a co-star on Dunham's repulsive HBO series?
Yep.
It's all coming together now.
Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 06:28 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 04, 2015 06:28 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Brian Baty Williams at February 04, 2015 06:28 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: navybrat at February 04, 2015 06:29 PM (JgC5a)
Posted by: Onlooker at February 04, 2015 06:29 PM (+f7nz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 04, 2015 06:29 PM (gsfK5)
it appears to be reversed. They in fact automatically lie and only fall back to truth when forced to do so. Any single thing that comes across their desk will be massaged altered or confabulated into a complete lie. automatically.anything. Everything. The truth in no way fits their narrative and so it will be automatically corrected.
Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 04, 2015 06:29 PM (nGmLd)
She's already demonstrated she's up to the job and can uphold the highest standards of NBC journalism, with her tough, unflinching interview of President Obama for the Super Bowl pre-game broadcast.
"Mr President: wings, or chips and guac?"
Posted by: torquewrench at February 04, 2015 06:29 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien From Brattleboro, VT at February 04, 2015 06:29 PM (Sd++4)
She may have vile friends, and is undoubtedly vile in her own right, but she is an attractive woman.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 04, 2015 06:30 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2015 06:30 PM (nzKvP)
In 1972 a truck driver killed Biden's wife and daughter. It's a terrible, horrible thing. Condolences for that, sincerely.
However, and here's the terrible part: Biden likes to claim the truck driver was drunk. He was not. The truck driver was stone-cold sober. The poor driver's family has to listen to Biden lie about their father/husband whenever Biden feels the need for some sympathy.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 04, 2015 06:30 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Harry Reid at February 04, 2015 06:30 PM (/kBoL)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 06:26 PM (Bn6aD)
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No. And if it's brought up, everyone will just yuck it up and move on.
What a scamp.
Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2015 06:31 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 04, 2015 06:31 PM (grMf8)
http://photo.donburiroom.com/cos/wf07w_04c.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2015 06:31 PM (TOmAa)
Which means that you're attracted to the back of my ballbag, in case that wasn't clear.
Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 04, 2015 06:32 PM (grMf8)
In 1972 a truck driver killed Biden's wife and daughter. It's a terrible, horrible thing. Condolences for that, sincerely.
However, and here's the terrible part: Biden likes to claim the truck driver was drunk. He was not. The truck driver was stone-cold sober. The poor driver's family has to listen to Biden lie about their father/husband whenever Biden feels the need for some sympathy.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 04, 2015 06:30 PM (jhqr1)
Biden routinely lies about things and has for decades but never gets called out on it. One of the reasons I've loathed him since the 80s.
Posted by: Maetenloch at February 04, 2015 06:32 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: SH at February 04, 2015 06:32 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Sinbad at February 04, 2015 06:32 PM (ZWRoJ)
I was googling to get you some good info, not just something from a for-profit center.
I can talk. Either down in the thread below, or we can figure something else out.
Posted by: NoLongerintheBellyoftheBeast at February 04, 2015 06:33 PM (D/mKE)
Posted by: Feh at February 04, 2015 06:33 PM (g/zj9)
In 1972 a truck driver killed Biden's wife and daughter. It's a terrible, horrible thing. Condolences for that, sincerely.
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Edwards apparently likes to use a dead family member to engender sympathy as well. Supposedly after Kerry picked him for the Veep slot in 2004, Edwards told Kerry a personal story about an incident shortly after the death of his child, and explained that he'd never before told the story to anyone. Problem was, Kerry had heard that exact same story several years prior.
Posted by: junior at February 04, 2015 06:33 PM (UWFpX)
The Washington Post [Washington, D.C] 31 Mar 2003
________________________________
"I can report about what I have seen . . . and I can make up shit.
But mostly I can make up shit."
Posted by: Brian Williams, Super Brave War Correspondent at February 04, 2015 06:33 PM (Fnyc2)
Yep, and Dunham writes all sorts of wacky sex scenes for her friend to act out on screen, such as having her salad tossed. When the entertainment press asks Williams about it he says creepy stuff like that he was there while one of these sex scenes was being filmed (such a proud papa!) and his wife helped come up w/ a strategy for protecting her daughter's naughty bits from the actor's mouth on her ass.
Family values, yo!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 06:33 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: ace at February 04, 2015 06:33 PM (E+pqw)
When I finally woke, a soft, gentle voice reassured me, "That wasn't your helicopter that got hit."
Posted by: Brian at February 04, 2015 06:34 PM (2o6Wj)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at February 04, 2015 06:34 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: Feh at February 04, 2015 06:34 PM (g/zj9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 06:23 PM (FsuaD)
Geraldo will probably go on O'Reilly again to praise Sharpton as the preeminent civil rights leader of the 21st century.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 04, 2015 06:34 PM (W5DcG)
MSNBC RATINGS HIT LOWEST... http://drudge.tw/1zBr36h
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 04, 2015 06:34 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Vince at February 04, 2015 06:34 PM (ThgIr)
Posted by: Aldo Moro at February 04, 2015 06:35 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: ace
Any statement other than "I am the living prototype of leftist 'agenda journalism' which is based entirely on falsehoods" would be a lie.
So - I suspect your predict will be correct.
Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 06:35 PM (K4YiS)
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With one exception. When he got nailed for plagiarism in the late '80s, it was also noted that he was lying his college (or possibly law school) grades in ads that he was running at the time.
Posted by: junior at February 04, 2015 06:35 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 04, 2015 06:35 PM (rH4AJ)
MSNBC RATINGS HIT LOWEST... http://drudge.tw/1zBr36h
MSNBC registered its lowest full-day rating in nearly a decade on Tuesday, a devastatingly low benchmark that shows just how severe the network's decline has become.
The liberal cable news network drew an average of 55,000 viewers in the all-important 25-to-54 year-old demo on Tuesday, its lowest full-day rating since July 2005, according to Nielsen ratings provided by an industry source. CNN had nearly three times as many viewers in the demo; Fox News nearly five times as many.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 04, 2015 06:35 PM (ZPrif)
he wrote that the "Chinook helicopter flying in front of ours
An hour in front is still In Front.
Posted by: Brian Williams
At flight speed, that ends up being - what -- a hundred miles away from the attack?
A mere hairs breath from death.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 04, 2015 06:35 PM (kdS6q)
2003 was around the time he lost his dog. Mr. Williams accidentally poured spot remover on him.
Posted by: FireHorse at February 04, 2015 06:35 PM (ldFt4)
Posted by: gm at February 04, 2015 06:35 PM (/kBoL)
Posted by: ace at February 04, 2015 06:33 PM (E+pqw)
Well that is how the MSM rolls: Hide one lie amongst all usual lies they tell every night
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2015 06:36 PM (nzKvP)
Oh!
(gets it now)
Posted by: Feh at February 04, 2015 06:36 PM (g/zj9)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 06:36 PM (Bn6aD)
MSNBC's business model doesn't depend on ratings, it depends on payoffs.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 04, 2015 06:36 PM (MMC8r)
In case you missed it AlextheChick, think this costume ensemble would be smashing
http://photo.donburiroom.com/cos/wf07w_04c.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2015 06:31 PM (TOmAa)
---------Oh please! Please AtC! Please please please!
Posted by: Old Blue at February 04, 2015 06:36 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: Carol at February 04, 2015 06:37 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at February 04
That was good. Watched it last night after Wild shut out Blackhawks
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 06:37 PM (W6Tct)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2015 06:31 PM (TOmAa)
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Hey! That's my daughter.
Oh. Wait. No it's not. I just remembered. I don't have a daughter.
Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2015 06:37 PM (/HX7u)
_______________________
Yep, it was Biden's wife who caused the accident, IIRC. She ran a stop sign or red light. The speculation was that one of the kids may have distracted her. But Biden has been lying about the other driver having been drunk (which he was not) for years now.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 04, 2015 06:37 PM (Fnyc2)
With words that must be said
Posted by: simon and garfunkle at February 04, 2015 06:38 PM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 04, 2015 06:38 PM (nGmLd)
And I long ago ceased to regard it as entertaining.
Posted by: rickl at February 04, 2015 06:39 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: junior at February 04, 2015 06:35 PM (UWFpX)
Yep that was the one time he got nailed for it. Since then he's learned to play the I must have 'misspoke' or 'misremembered' game and the press just accept it.
Posted by: Maetenloch at February 04, 2015 06:39 PM (pAlYe)
Do they have to compete against the incoherent, fast-rambling, whooping types who won last year's college debate competition?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 06:39 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 04, 2015 06:30 PM (Zu3d9)
David Mamet's daughter is one of the actresses on Girls. I like to think that maybe he is having a positive effect on keeping her from completely assimilating into the Borg of liberal thought, but I have a feeling she's probably as bubbleheaded as the rest of them. Too bad.
Would love to hear a convo betwixt Mamet and teh Dunham, hah!
Posted by: LizLem at February 04, 2015 06:39 PM (yRwC8)
2003 was around the time he lost his dog. Mr. Williams accidentally poured spot remover on him.
I take it you folks have never been "in country" like me. You make jokes about me back in the world, but when I put my hand onto a pile of goo that a minute before was my best friend's face, I knew what to do!
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 06:39 PM (ZWRoJ)
Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2015 06:40 PM (v5UtH)
It's shameful!
Stranded for 3 days?
Posted by: Carol at February 04, 2015 06:40 PM (sj3Ax)
Sheesh....in Seattle there are more people getting stoned on a Tuesday than that.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 04, 2015 06:41 PM (08Znv)
J-Lo movie includes scene with "First Edition" book of the Illiad...
http://tinyurl.com/kvnnbaw
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 04, 2015 06:41 PM (0Ew3K)
J-Lo movie includes scene with "First Edition" book of the Illiad...
http://tinyurl.com/kvnnbaw
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 04, 2015 06:41 PM (0Ew3K)
Oh, he's worse. He gave away troops' positions.
http://tinyurl.com/8k33
Posted by: Mama AJ at February 04, 2015 06:41 PM (0xTsz)
Is the theater really dead?
Posted by: Garfunkel and Simon at February 04, 2015 06:42 PM (2o6Wj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 06:42 PM (W6Tct)
i thought, who is this kid? what's his experience?
he was prettier
that was probably all there was to it
still is, evidently
Posted by: Feh at February 04, 2015 06:42 PM (g/zj9)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 06:39 PM (ABcz/)>>>
Unfortunately, they are learning real debate, with points and counterpoints. Worthless, I say. They need to learn to liberally employ mockery and fallacy in a loud and obnoxious manner.
Posted by: gm at February 04, 2015 06:43 PM (/kBoL)
Okay, that makes the "victims' family" bit more sensible.
The earlier summary makes it sound like the truck driver killed her on accident, making Biden and her the victim.
This is Biden's wife getting herself killed, making the truck driver a victim of the accident, and Biden lying about the accident to get sympathy.
Posted by: CM at February 04, 2015 06:43 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 04, 2015 06:43 PM (wVWRM)
For Williams to pump himself up with false experiences is disgusting.. I sent this link to my brother and am waiting to hear his response. Those who truly experienced horror are loathe to talk about it.
Shame on Williams for cheapening the experience of other more honest Iraq war reporters.
Posted by: Jane at February 04, 2015 06:44 PM (rDidp)
Posted by: Feh at February 04, 2015 06:44 PM (g/zj9)
It's shameful!
Stranded for 3 days?
Posted by: Carol at February 04, 2015 06:40 PM (sj3Ax)
Yeah, I was stranded with both Mary Ann & Ginger for 3 days.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 06:44 PM (W6Tct)
And he just goes on blithely with his blathering.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 06:44 PM (FsuaD)
I was there when Homer wrote it, no lie...right before witnessing the battle of Troy and warrior making out on the battlefield before they died. Oh wait no that was a dream I had whiile high on cough medicine...
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 06:44 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 04, 2015 06:45 PM (wVWRM)
ok Brian the scene is over could you grab the chic in the bikini we're late.
Posted by: comrade willow at February 04, 2015 06:45 PM (nqBYe)
>>you lying, cowardly psychopath mortherfucker
Posted by: Mama AJ at February 04, 2015 06:45 PM (0xTsz)
Posted by: Carol at February 04, 2015 06:45 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Nip Sip at February 04, 2015 06:45 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Feh at February 04, 2015 06:44 PM (g/zj9)
Give us a little credit for having the discernment of who we let into the club...
Posted by: Scumbags of America at February 04, 2015 06:46 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: CM at February 04, 2015
Suicide? If you were married to Biden wouldn't you off yourself?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 06:46 PM (W6Tct)
http://tinyurl.com/8k33
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Reminds me of an SNL skit during the First Gulf War. The military's holding a press conference, and the press keep asking questions along the lines of, "General, which one piece of information, if revealed, would be most likely to completely destroy the morale of the troops?"
Posted by: junior at February 04, 2015 06:46 PM (UWFpX)
I really don't know what the hell he was talking about.
But SANDSTORM!1111!!!!!! Harrowing!!!11111!!!!!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 06:46 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 06:46 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 04, 2015 06:46 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Horatio Bologna at February 04, 2015 06:46 PM (wO+T3)
"Today is a good day to die!", I called defiantly towards the advancing Iraqi host, as I unsheathed my Bat'leth and made ready for their final charge.
Posted by: Brian Williams
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 04, 2015 06:47 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Mary Mapes at February 04, 2015 06:47 PM (kFxpe)
and people behind her walk through the water ?
i still chuckle at that bit of global warming
Posted by: comrade willow at February 04, 2015 06:47 PM (nqBYe)
Come on...don't mince words...talk to us...work with us...tell us how you really feel.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 04, 2015 06:47 PM (08Znv)
Got it.
Posted by: junior at February 04, 2015 06:48 PM (UWFpX)
"I lied to give props to some vets."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 06:48 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2015 06:48 PM (v5UtH)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 06:46 PM (Bn6aD)
Well, if the sand is able to blow in one ear and out the other... it would disrupt the neural synapses.
Posted by: MikeH at February 04, 2015 06:49 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 04, 2015 06:49 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 06:49 PM (W6Tct)
My 1942 printing of the Samuel Butler translation only cost $1 at a used book store.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2015 06:49 PM (TOmAa)
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 04, 2015 06:49 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2015 06:49 PM (v5UtH)
and people behind her walk through the water ?
Why, Willow, that was NBC, too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgm3_jzcNm4
What. A. Coincidence.
And my conincidence, I mean what I quoted Ace saying in #396.
Posted by: Mama AJ at February 04, 2015 06:50 PM (0xTsz)
Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2015 06:49 PM (v5UtH)
But he was awesome as the iceberg in "Titanic"
Posted by: MikeH at February 04, 2015 06:51 PM (4OZqu)
"I lied about serving in Vietnam and I'm sorry. I did not mean to take away from the actions and the sacrifices of the ones who did really serve there...I did steal valor. That was very wrong of me. There is no real excuse for that. I was a peace-time Marine, and I got out in 1963 without ever serving in Vietnam... I started the story that I had been in 'Nam, and I got stuck with it. Then I didn't know how to set the record straight."
Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2015 06:51 PM (v5UtH)
If you spent three days with Mary Ann & Ginger, I hope you were discrete at the time.
Did you spend any time with Elly May?
Posted by: Carol at February 04, 2015 06:52 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: comrade willow at February 04, 2015 06:47 PM (nqBYe)
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Yes. I saw that. And it was funny. I don't know if it was the same woman, but a newswomen wanted to show substantial flooding by having the camera pan a ten foot wide, probably no more than a quarter inch deep puddle on the sidewalk.
Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2015 06:53 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: The Hillabeast, duck they are shooting at us at February 04, 2015 06:53 PM (0FSuD)
Turned out that was Larry Byrd and I was just drunk and in the stands.
Could happen to anyone, really.
Posted by: Typo dynamofo at February 04, 2015 06:53 PM (FEDXI)
Posted by: comrade willow at February 04, 2015 06:54 PM (nqBYe)
Apologies, yes, I meant the victims of the lie.
The driver is dead, which is why I mentioned the family, who are the current victims.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 04, 2015 06:54 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 04, 2015 06:55 PM (0Ew3K)
Can you spot Brian Williams?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2015 06:56 PM (TOmAa)
Yep. I think that was in New Jersey. Funny as hell.
Posted by: Brian Baty Williams at February 04, 2015 06:57 PM (g1DWB)
He more than BUNGLED.
Posted by: Carol at February 04, 2015 06:57 PM (sj3Ax)
http://tinyurl.com/k7bhq7u
Caution here be kook theories.
Obviously said person is somehow connected to Code Pink who serve as Obama's back channel lines of communication to various power brokers in the middle east.
Meanwhile, on Brietbart US (Obama) prepared to give middle east to Iran in order for Obama to earn his place in the history books as the President who made peace with Iran, and normalized diplomatic relations with both Iran and Cuba.
http://tinyurl.com/pqwounm
Whatever, dude.
Posted by: Horatio Bologna at February 04, 2015 06:57 PM (wO+T3)
Can you spot Brian Williams?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2015 06:56 PM (TOmAa)
Yiff in hell Brian Williams!!1!
Posted by: Fursecution now! at February 04, 2015 06:58 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2015 06:56 PM (TOmAa)
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Can't miss him. His military bearing is unquestionable.
Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2015 06:58 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 04, 2015 07:01 PM (qyomX)
Or: as *the* president who enabled Iran to wipe Israel off the map.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 07:01 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: CM at February 04, 2015 07:02 PM (0NdlF)
Wow.
Through the looking glass !
Yay !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez found the Rebel Yell ! at February 04, 2015 07:02 PM (OCcU9)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2015 07:02 PM (TOmAa)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2015 06:49 PM (TOmAa)
ISWYDT.
Posted by: rickl at February 04, 2015 07:02 PM (sdi6R)
Brian Williams was there too!!
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 04, 2015 07:07 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Rolf at February 04, 2015 07:09 PM (H+WqQ)
inspired "Love Story" or when I invented the internet? I'll get to that
after I explain how I'm going to save the world from Global Warming....
Posted by: Al Gore at February 04, 2015 06:10 PM (ABcz/)
To his credit, he did slay Manbearpig.
Posted by: Josef K. at February 04, 2015 07:11 PM (RcpcZ)
Posted by: north and judd at February 04, 2015 07:15 PM (otw/s)
We'll get books and movies about how he was telling a "fake but accurate" story and the mean Tea Party got to him because he "accurately" reported that the Tea Party shot up the Batman theatre in Colorado. We'll hear for years about how "terrible" it was that he was so criticized.
I cannot imagine how one could confuse "in a vehicle that was shot down" with "in a vehicle that was not shot down."
Anyone who watches NBC, at all, for any reason, should be ashamed.
Posted by: Null at February 04, 2015 07:20 PM (xjpRj)
If he is willing to repeat a lie multiple times over 12 years, then how many others lies has he told?
Posted by: Scott at February 04, 2015 07:32 PM (8YE33)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 04, 2015 07:41 PM (KFdZd)
How about just a lying douchebag?
Posted by: snake plissken at February 04, 2015 09:05 PM (gV04q)
I don't watch television. I haven't inflicted television "news" on myself in decades. So, up until today, I had no idea who Brian Williams is.
Oh, how I wish that were still the case.
Posted by: Brown Line at February 04, 2015 09:13 PM (a5bF3)
Posted by: Tory at February 05, 2015 03:06 AM (400bg)
This is known as Journalism, you can get a certificate for it.
Posted by: iowaan at February 05, 2015 09:30 AM (hXclJ)
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