Begun, The Vagina Wars Have

I know what you were thinking.

You were thinking: "Hey Ace, can you post something really f*cking dumb?"

I sure can. I sure can.

As a connoisseur of leftist cannibalism, I enjoy watching the internecine squabbling of groups competing for the top spot on the hierarchy of oppression as if they were puppies stepping on one another’s necks straining for a tug on the warm teat of sympathy.

Male-to-female transsexuals--who, as luck would have it, have always constituted the vast majority of those who feel they were born wearing the wrong genital costumery--have recently emerged as perhaps the most rabidly militant of all identity groups strung along the vast fractured progressive rainbow. In their manic quest to force the world into parroting the obvious lie that they are women, they have stumbled upon an unexpected foe--radical feminists who have real, God-given vaginas.

This is a struggle--laden with a hilarious level of acrimony--between men who insist they're women and women who insist that the most crucial part of being a woman involves popping out of your mother's vagina with a vagina of your own. The latter group is disparagingly referred to as TERFs--Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminists---due to the fact that they feel male-to-female trannies are trying to party-crash their struggle against historical oppression. The TERFs argue that for men to pretend they’re women is insulting to real women. To them, it is a genital form of blackface.

“Leftist intersectionality has devolved to the point where real women and fake women are arguing over whose vaginas smell worse.”

The TERF worldview can be loosely summarized as follows: So-called “trans women” are actually privileged males who use such privilege in an attempt to co-opt women’s historical suffering without enduring any of the social stigma attendant to bleeding for five days a month without dying. They are essentially delusional men who wear dresses or, in some cases, mutilate their genitals in a near-suicidal quest to validate their delusions. Trannies should under no circumstances be able to use women’s bathrooms or attend events that are exclusively designed for women...

I know what you're thinking: "Hey Ace, sure this is dumb, but I'm tired of the constant barrage of American Stupid. Can we please have a single speaker capable of elevating this discourse?"

You sure can, Friend. You sure can.


One especially amusing bone of contention between the two groups of shaggy yipping poodles regards the vaginal authenticity of male-to-female transsexuals. Old-school feminist Germaine Greer recently asserted that trannies aren't women because they don't realize what it’s like "to have a big, hairy, smelly vagina."

Ironically -- or perhaps inevitably -- the strongest evidence that the female sex is intellectually inferior comes from the trivial, childish, stupid, and often deranged babblings of feminists, who which to prove female superiority.

But instead of talking about big issues, they talk about "big, hairy, smelly vaginas." You know, things that mental defectives would find to be perfectly within their intellectual comfort zone.

Please elevate your games, ladies. You are embarrassing yourselves and frankly the rest of us as well.

Sonny Bunch meanwhile writes more about our insipid, animal-like PC culture of fear and loathing, and concludes, pace Erick Erickson, You Will Be Made to Shut Up.

I thought this was slightly heartening, though: An op-ed from a presumably leftist writer, who think that the mobbed-up wolfpack culture of the left as regards rape has actually set the rape crusaders back:

But I think we--not just the opinion page, not just the Spec--but we, the members of the campus media, failed specifically with Sulkowicz’s story by not being thorough and impartial.

Instead, campus media's goal to promote discussion about sexual assault and to support survivors became conflated with a fear of rigorous reporting. Personally, I felt that if I covered the existence of a different perspective--say, that due process should be respected--not only would I have been excoriated, but many would have said that I was harming survivors and the fight against sexual assault.

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Comments

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1 The war to end all wars...

Posted by: EC at February 04, 2015 03:59 PM (doBIb)

2 Fake Vaginas for the loss!

Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 03:59 PM (K4YiS)

3 I saw Big, Hairy, Smelly Vaginas open for....

Posted by: EC at February 04, 2015 04:01 PM (doBIb)

4 Enough crazy for Me...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 04:01 PM (Bn6aD)

5 I , for one, am speechless...

Posted by: tu3031 at February 04, 2015 04:01 PM (S0A/C)

6 Always the freak show with these people.

Posted by: Feh at February 04, 2015 04:01 PM (QEgj7)

7 Serious question here...



How the hell do these people hold down jobs while doing all this shit?

Posted by: EC at February 04, 2015 04:02 PM (doBIb)

8 Lost, my lunch is.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at February 04, 2015 04:02 PM (SCcgT)

9 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 2015 04:02 PM (kff5f)

10 Fake Vaginas for the loss!

Just the thought of Men whacking their penises off and having a fake vagina is almost as sickening as a Woman having an addadicktome... Do they really do that?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 04:03 PM (Bn6aD)

11 Is there any possible infringed upon victimized group that we possibly haven't heard from yet?

Posted by: tu3031 at February 04, 2015 04:03 PM (S0A/C)

12 Speaking of big hairy smelly vaginas, here comes Moochelle.

Posted by: BuhRock O-bah-muhh at February 04, 2015 04:03 PM (nbGZj)

13
damn it the vagina wars have started and i show up armed with a penis

Posted by: kj at February 04, 2015 04:03 PM (lKyWE)

14 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 04:03 PM (mQXmP)

15 11 Is there any possible infringed upon victimized group that we possibly haven't heard from yet?

Yes. Sane people...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 04:03 PM (Bn6aD)

16 Will be made to shut up?

There are already tons of things I cannot say.
Not particularly mean or distasteful things, but things for which I will run out of town on a rail.

Simple things like:
Due process is important, even for accused rapists.
or
"I think we're handling this whole trangendered thing wrong. Study after study shows surgery doesn't actually affect outcomes, perhaps treating it as a physical rather than psychological disorder is a mistake."

Were I to say these things in an academic environment I'd be...well I am unemployed, but I'd be even more unemployed than I am now.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) and exhausted! new father! at February 04, 2015 04:03 PM (HDwDg)

17 ....big, hairy, smelly vaginas...ewweeeewww!...count me out!

Posted by: Big Gay Al at February 04, 2015 04:04 PM (kjEvI)

18 To them, it is a genital form of blackface.





Pure poetry.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 04:04 PM (mQXmP)

19 How about changing it to SMERF? Stoopid Motherfu*king Emos Righteous Fail.

Posted by: Hans Gruber at February 04, 2015 04:04 PM (Dwehj)

20 So what does old-school feminist Germaine Greer think of the current twentysomething tribe who prefers to shave their parts right back to what they looked like at age eight? At least until they go sticking metal in them.

Posted by: JEM at February 04, 2015 04:04 PM (o+SC1)

21 O.o?







Ace is punking us, isn't he?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 2015 04:04 PM (kff5f)

22 How about changing it to SMERF? Stoopid Motherfu*king Emos Righteous Fail.

Posted by: Hans Gruber at February 04, 2015 04:04 PM (Dwehj)



Ladies and gentlemen...I give you the S...M...E...R...F!

Posted by: EC at February 04, 2015 04:05 PM (doBIb)

23 I don't like them much either.

Posted by: Germaine Greer's Bar of Irish Spring at February 04, 2015 04:05 PM (o+SC1)

24 How the hell do these people hold down jobs while doing all this shit?

Posted by: EC at February 04, 2015 04:02 PM (doBIb)


Federal Grant money.

Or failing that they do what happened at SLU they bully administrations into putting hard dollars into their stupid shit.

My brother has an article about that at the college fix. It's in my twitter feed somewhere.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) and exhausted! new father! at February 04, 2015 04:05 PM (HDwDg)

25 I saw Big Hairy Smelly Vagina open at Great Woods during Lilith Fair 1998.

Posted by: butch at February 04, 2015 04:05 PM (HLx1C)

26 Clinton versus Warren scissor battle to the death for the 2016 nomination.

Your welcome.

Posted by: flounder at February 04, 2015 04:05 PM (FHh8u)

27 Who will wear the mantle of hysterical oppression? There can be only one... Barack Obama is The Vaginalander

Posted by: t-bird at February 04, 2015 04:05 PM (j37Ud)

28 If I were Germaine Greer, I'd have a doctor check that out.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 04, 2015 04:05 PM (vg8iE)

29 How the hell do these people hold down jobs while doing all this shit?



Threat of a civil rights lawsuit.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 04:05 PM (mQXmP)

30 I commiserate with you BuhRock.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 04, 2015 04:06 PM (nbGZj)

31 @25 - you saw Big Hairy Smelly Vagina open?

RUN!

Posted by: Germaine Greer's Bar of Irish Spring at February 04, 2015 04:06 PM (o+SC1)

32 o_O

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 04, 2015 04:06 PM (OsWis)

33 We've crossed the Great Divide.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 04, 2015 04:06 PM (Spluw)

34 Can we put all of them on a remote island, add whatever comes to hand that can be used as weaponry, and televise the resulting hilarity?

THAT would be a 'Reality TV' show I would watch!

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at February 04, 2015 04:06 PM (z7tRX)

35 I saw Big, Hairy, Smelly Vaginas open for....
Posted by: EC at February 04, 2015 04:01 PM (doBIb)

Hole?

Posted by: Secundus at February 04, 2015 04:06 PM (dxjfk)

36 Brain bleach, Aisle 26. Stat!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 04:06 PM (mQXmP)

37 I'm obviously old fashioned but I think anyone who clearly wasn't born as a hermaprodite and later mutilates themselves to transgender into another sex has some major psychological problems. It doesn't meant that they can't be interesting or good people. However, considering the high percentage of people who are suicidal after they transgender changing the plumbing/sex apparatus isn't doing much good for them psychologically, and the psychological counseling they're getting prior to and after surgery isn't helping them adjust any better.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2015 04:07 PM (DXzRD)

38 Based upon a title read only, is this pron?

Posted by: dogfish at February 04, 2015 04:07 PM (1vYi0)

39 "Leftist intersectionality has devolved to the point where real women and fake women are arguing over whose vaginas smell worse."
---------------

Steam cleaning!
The answer is obvious.

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at February 04, 2015 04:07 PM (l1zOH)

40 Pretty soon they'll be able to add every letter of the alphabet to LGBTGTSTERF...

Posted by: tu3031 at February 04, 2015 04:07 PM (S0A/C)

41 This is why, every 28 days, the movie "Dentata" is reclassified as a documentary.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 04, 2015 04:07 PM (Spluw)

42 Threat of a civil rights lawsuit.

Speaking of that I see the Couple who wouldn't bake a Wedding cake for a Lesbian couple have to pay them 150 thousand dollars for "pain and suffering." Nice World ain't it?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 04:07 PM (Bn6aD)

43 damn it the vagina wars have started and i show up armed with a penis

Best make friends with zombie. I hear she has a cyber-vagina.

Posted by: CM at February 04, 2015 04:07 PM (0NdlF)

44 Huh.

There goes a humpy back whale.

and a chim-pan-zee.

Some cats and rats and an elephant.

Fuck it. I'm on the internet.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 04, 2015 04:07 PM (IDj42)

45 Huh.

There goes a humpy back whale.

and a chim-pan-zee.

Some cats and rats and an elephant.

Fuck it. I'm on the internet.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 04, 2015 04:07 PM (IDj42)

46 Oh...TERF, TERF, Radfem jihad...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2015 04:07 PM (knoK7)

47 I once saw a German documentary about drab, heifer-like German "swingers." This is like that film. This is what real depravity looks like. In the end, it's reductive, boring and sad.

Sexual politics has bottomed out.

Posted by: Feh at February 04, 2015 04:07 PM (QEgj7)

48 I saw Big, Hairy, Smelly Vaginas open for....
Posted by: EC

Hole?
Posted by: Secundus



Pole on the Dole

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 04:07 PM (mQXmP)

49 What % of jobs in America can you be fired from now for saying that you oppose gay marriage? What % of good, high-paying, white collar jobs can you be fired from for that?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 04, 2015 04:07 PM (ZPrif)

50 Can we put all of them on a remote island, add whatever comes to hand that can be used as weaponry, and televise the resulting hilarity?

THAT would be a 'Reality TV' show I would watch!

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at February 04, 2015 04:06 PM (z7tRX)


Only if we can add an FPS Badge system.

Of course, the only badges we'd likely need are "Suicide," and, "Friendly Fire."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 2015 04:08 PM (kff5f)

51 All your vaginas are belong to us.

Posted by: Liberal Scold at February 04, 2015 04:08 PM (FHh8u)

52 Lord, I can't understand normal thinking. .......

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 04:08 PM (l1zOH)

53 >>>> I saw Big, Hairy, Smelly Vaginas open for....

Big, Hairy, Smelly Penises??

Posted by: L, elle at February 04, 2015 04:08 PM (2x3L+)

54 >>Old-school feminist Germaine Greer recently asserted that trannies aren't women because they don't realize what its like "to have a big, hairy, smelly vagina."

If you had told me when I was a kid this is the kind of thing we would be debating when I grew up I would never have believed you. Hell, I still don't believe it.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2015 04:08 PM (g1DWB)

55 Reminds me of a classic joke:

Three men are in the waiting room of a psychiatrist's office. The first one goes in to see him.

"Doc, I think I'm a chicken."

"What makes you a chicken?"

"Well, I kinda feel like a chicken, and if I flaps my arms like this and go 'Cluck cluck cluck!' then I kinda of look like a chicken, don't I?"

"You are certifiably insane. Next patient!"

(Next man walks in.)

"Doc, I think I'm a steam shovel."

"What makes you think you're a steam shovel?"

"Well, I kinda feel like a steam shovel, and if I do my arms like this and go "Vroom, vroom, vroom!" I kind of look like a steam shovel, don't I?"

"You are certifiably insane. Next patient!"

(Last man walks in.)

"Doc, I think I'm a woman."

"What makes you think you're a woman?"

"Well, I kinda feel like a woman, and if I get some bags of silicone sewn into my chest, and chop off my dick and wear grotesque makeup over my five-o'clock shadow, I'd kinda look like a woman, wouldn't I?"

"You are certifiably ins--"

(The psychiatrist is interrupted by his secretary, who whispers something in his ear and points to the DMS manual on his desk.)

The psychiatrist clears his throat and says to the last man, "Congratulations -- you're a woman!"

Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 04:08 PM (K4YiS)

56 My older brothers had baseball cards when I was a kid, and some of them, the images are permanently etched into my memory.

Look up Joe Torre's 1968 Topps card...

I'll wait.

See that? That's what I picture when I imagine rotten old feminists and their vjays.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2015 04:08 PM (TOk1P)

57 13


damn it the vagina wars have started and i show up armed with a penis

Posted by: kj at February 04, 2015 04:03 PM (lKyWE)

Better than showing up so-equipped to a sword fight.

Posted by: flounder at February 04, 2015 04:09 PM (FHh8u)

58 I find the trannie/feminist battle to be hilarious.

It's a race to the bottom to see who can be more screwed up.

Meanwhile, I'l be over here laughing at both and hoping for blood.

Posted by: Lauren at February 04, 2015 04:09 PM (MYCIw)

59 We're going to need more sand.

Posted by: South Park Studios at February 04, 2015 04:09 PM (DL2i+)

60
"to have a big, hairy, smelly vagina."

So, feminism? You take the most glorious bodypart of God's benevolent creation and describe it in a way that turns the stomach?

Vaginas are beautiful, hair is optional, and with proper maintenance they smell and taste great.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2015 04:09 PM (JtwS4)

61 Bruce Jenner hardest hit.

Posted by: Lady In Black at February 04, 2015 04:09 PM (6C3ns)

62 Genital blackface

Okay, time to burn down every liberal arts school

Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 04, 2015 04:09 PM (mx6Sm)

63 3 I saw Big, Hairy, Smelly Vaginas open for....
Posted by: EC at February 04, 2015 04:01 PM (doBIb

My Big Throbbing D*ck?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 04:10 PM (l1zOH)

64 Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 04, 2015 04:07 PM (ZPrif)

All of them.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 2015 04:10 PM (kff5f)

65 I just can't catch a break around here.

Posted by: Inflatable Scrotum Man at February 04, 2015 04:10 PM (l3vZN)

66 "18 To them, it is a genital form of blackface." Hey now, I aint chopping my weiner off.

Posted by: Ted Danson at February 04, 2015 04:10 PM (OD2ni)

67 "without enduring any of the social stigma attendant to bleeding for five days a month without dying"

Perhaps it's a miracle!

Posted by: Stigmata stigma at February 04, 2015 04:10 PM (l1itW)

68 18
To them, it is a genital form of blackface.





Pure poetry.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 04:04 PM (mQXmP)

Come on. That's like urban dictionary for beejer from an AA studies major, isn't it?

Posted by: flounder at February 04, 2015 04:10 PM (FHh8u)

69 Calling 'Big, Hairy, Smelly Vagina' always worked in practice.

Posted by: Pete Carroll at February 04, 2015 04:11 PM (yl/WE)

70 @36 - with George Stephanopolous moderating.

Yeah, that's gonna be a hard one to purge from the cerebellum.

Posted by: JEM at February 04, 2015 04:11 PM (o+SC1)

71 I had genital blackface once, penicillin cleared it right up.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at February 04, 2015 04:11 PM (GuwT9)

72 shhhhhh!

I guess it's hold me or I won't sleep time for someone.

Lurk mode activated.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) and his daughter at February 04, 2015 04:12 PM (HDwDg)

73 Makes a group of Juggalo's look like Mensa...

Posted by: Everybody's a lawyer, judge, and jury for 15 minutes at February 04, 2015 04:12 PM (e0JlW)

74 What these idiots need is a life of biblical quality disaster. They need it, they want it, they deserve it.

Posted by: maddogg at February 04, 2015 04:12 PM (xWW96)

75 Female Beavis and Buttheads.

Posted by: I Loathe Silence Sensually at February 04, 2015 04:12 PM (xkSSa)

76 without enduring any of the social stigma attendant to bleeding for five days a month without dying

BTW, have the RadFems ever gotten around to defining exactly what "social stigma" they face for being women?

I mean, I know they face the social stigma of being laugh and pointed at, but that's because they're stupid, shrieking harpies- it has nothing to do with their sex.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 2015 04:12 PM (kff5f)

77 How the hell does The Onion stay up and running?

Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2015 04:13 PM (/HX7u)

78
What % of jobs in America can you be fired from now for saying that you oppose gay marriage?

Why the fuck do you need to cram that into a vagina thread?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2015 04:13 PM (JtwS4)

79 It's almost like they can't think of anything but sex.

Isn't there a name for that illness?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 04, 2015 04:13 PM (0HooB)

80 What % of jobs in America can you be fired from if you let it be known that you thought homosexuality was probably a type of birth defect, like autism?

Of course, you probably can be fired for referring to birth defects as birth defects.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 04, 2015 04:13 PM (ZPrif)

81 Did Germaine utter "uh huh huh huh huh" after saying that quote?

Posted by: I Loathe Silence Sensually at February 04, 2015 04:13 PM (xkSSa)

82 How do they hold down jobs while complaining like this? That is their jobs, they're paid to produce this drivel.

Posted by: Gaff at February 04, 2015 04:13 PM (jPS2y)

83 have we gotten a ruling from the Vampire Queen?

Any in-depth insights?

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 04, 2015 04:13 PM (Spluw)

84 One especially amusing bone of contention between the two groups of
shaggy yipping poodles regards the vaginal authenticity of
male-to-female transsexuals.


Heh.

Posted by: Flyguy at February 04, 2015 04:13 PM (h2eN3)

85 As a friend of mine used to say,

"If it smells like fish, it's a dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone."

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2015 04:13 PM (KuU4f)

86
I mean, I know they face the social stigma of being laugh and pointed at, but that's because they're stupid, shrieking harpies- it has nothing to do with their sex.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 201


Yup, reminded my daughters and wife of that fact every day while they were at home.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 04:14 PM (l1zOH)

87 This transsexual shit is getting old and boring. We need to break some new barriers. Personally, I think that transracial should be the new frontier. I have long known that inside me is an elderly Japanese grandmother just screaming to escape my old, white male prison.
Please join my cause and help me attain my dream. Hai!

Posted by: LGoPs at February 04, 2015 04:14 PM (OAHNF)

88 @67 - I believe she's advocating that no male should be permitted to have 'gender reassignment'* surgery until s/he is past menopause.

* - merely typing that phrase leaves me feeling like I've just inhaled a mouthful of Greeer's pubic hair.

Posted by: JEM at February 04, 2015 04:14 PM (o+SC1)

89 What % of jobs in America can you be fired from now for saying that you oppose gay marriage?

Why the fuck do you need to cram that into a vagina thread?
--

It's about what you are allowed to say or not in America.
That should have been obvious.
But you felt the need to pick a fight.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 04, 2015 04:14 PM (ZPrif)

90
"BTW, have the RadFems ever gotten around to defining exactly what "social stigma" they face for being women?

I mean, I know they face the social stigma of being laugh and pointed at, but that's because they're stupid, shrieking harpies- it has nothing to do with their sex."


Check your privilege

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 04, 2015 04:14 PM (PvZ8F)

91 This just in: The TIRF just responded:

"We're rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off us and sticks to you."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 2015 04:14 PM (kff5f)

92 the social stigma attendant to bleeding for five days a month without dying.


That's a whole new piece of fuckwadery that I had never heard before. It is amusing what kind of meaningless gripes these idiots can invent.

Posted by: Vic at February 04, 2015 04:14 PM (wlDny)

93 Lefties won't be happy until everyone is equally miserable.

Posted by: Randy Westerfeld at February 04, 2015 04:14 PM (rJRsj)

94 Vajayjays, beavers, muffs, whoo-haas, cooters, the ever present AoSHq word: cockholster, the never present AoSHq word: rhymes with runt, coochie, cameltoe, snatch, poontang, twat, nooky, and pussy.

Posted by: dogfish at February 04, 2015 04:14 PM (1vYi0)

95 Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 04, 2015 04:14 PM (ZPrif)

I think he just wanted to say "cram that into a vagina" and your comment gave an appropriate excuse.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 2015 04:15 PM (kff5f)

96 This just in: The TIRF just responded: "We're rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off us and sticks to you."

I can help with that.

Posted by: Lord Douchebag at February 04, 2015 04:15 PM (Spluw)

97 I'm waiting for Mary Cloggenstien and the folks up at the Brattleboro Reproductive Health Center to add some input.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 04, 2015 04:15 PM (S0A/C)

98 The Horde seems to be especially touchy today.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 2015 04:15 PM (kff5f)

99 Seriously feminists, gay or otherwise, are their own worst enemy.

Posted by: Vic at February 04, 2015 04:16 PM (wlDny)

100 "big, hairy, smelly vaginas."

In many ways, this is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Heralder at February 04, 2015 04:16 PM (/Mxso)

101 @91 - so in other words if I shout '19-year-old Japanese girl and a quart of baby oil!' I'll -

- uh, THWAP -

Gotta go. Man do I gotta go.

Posted by: JEM at February 04, 2015 04:16 PM (o+SC1)

102 These are not the Vaginas you're looking for.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at February 04, 2015 04:16 PM (fLKzW)

103 Check your privilege

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 04, 2015 04:14 PM (PvZ8F)


Yep. Still there.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 2015 04:16 PM (kff5f)

104 73 Makes a group of Juggalo's look like Mensa...

Fucking vaginas... How do they work?

Posted by: Trans-Juggalo at February 04, 2015 04:16 PM (HoRFj)

105 BTW, have the RadFems ever gotten around to defining exactly what "social stigma" they face for being women?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon

The stigma is that they're ugly. In high school, the boys wouldn't ask them to the dance, and now that they're lesbians, the pretty girls won't go there even when off-their-ass drunk.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at February 04, 2015 04:16 PM (GuwT9)

106 >>>>"to have a big, hairy, smelly vagina."



you just know that the woman that said this never shaves her pits or her legs. And wears clothing to prove that she doesn't whenever possible.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 04, 2015 04:16 PM (z/Ubi)

107 When the SMOD hits and triggers the Yellowstone Caldera to erupt, they will be the first ones to go. They will be so busy flinging poo at each other that they won't even see it coming.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 04, 2015 04:17 PM (vVSOO)

108 Who run Cootertown?

Posted by: Master Blaster at February 04, 2015 04:17 PM (yl/WE)

109 As it happens, I had just finished reading the smelly vagina column.

That author's unbridled glee is palpable. I share it.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at February 04, 2015 04:17 PM (I3RZp)

110 I think the TERFS need to check their vagina privilege!

*gets chased down the street while code pinkos in vagina costumes attempt to throw rocks at me, like a girl*

Posted by: LizLem, pointing and laughing at silly lib women being silly at February 04, 2015 04:17 PM (yRwC8)

111 These are not the Vaginas you're looking for.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at February 04, 2015 04:16 PM (fLKzW)


Well, that goes without saying.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 2015 04:18 PM (kff5f)

112 And then the question is what things can you not even say in your spare time -- like emails or social media -- without being threatened with being fired.

Logically, being an observant Catholic now would constitute being anti-gay marriage and therefore violating anti-discrimination laws at work.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 04, 2015 04:18 PM (ZPrif)

113 Speaking of vaginas:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA

Audio NSFW

Posted by: Secundus at February 04, 2015 04:18 PM (dxjfk)

114 >>>>"to have a big, hairy, smelly vagina." you just know that the woman that said this never shaves her pits or her legs. And wears clothing to prove that she doesn't whenever possible.
Posted by: Buzzion

I've heard of wearing a chip on your shoulder. But this...........

Posted by: Lord Douchebag at February 04, 2015 04:18 PM (Spluw)

115 Can't wait for their Super Bowl commercial next year

Posted by: tu3031 at February 04, 2015 04:18 PM (S0A/C)

116 "BTW, have the RadFems ever gotten around to defining exactly what "social stigma" they face for being women? "

No joke, I've seen feminists whine that being seen in public while pregnant is a form of social stigma because the woman is "forced" to acknowledge her sexuality.

A pregnant belly is the scarlet letter announcing to the world that you've had sex.

Why anyone would care about this has not been explained.

Posted by: Lauren at February 04, 2015 04:19 PM (MYCIw)

117 Do these harridans still expect roses and candy and shit next week? I've been wondering where they come down on the single most one-sided event in history. Is their loathing of men worth giving up free chocolate?

Posted by: spongeworthy at February 04, 2015 04:19 PM (3EGWz)

118 Waiting for the inevitable pushback here in California when the feminists inevitably realize that letting people with 'Y' chromosomes play in women's sports kind of defeats the purpose.

Posted by: junior at February 04, 2015 04:19 PM (UWFpX)

119 Fucked, these cockholsters are.

Posted by: Yoda at February 04, 2015 04:19 PM (yl/WE)

120 Can't wait for their Super Bowl commercial next year
Posted by: tu3031


Welcome to the End zone.

Posted by: Lord Douchebag at February 04, 2015 04:19 PM (Spluw)

121 I don't want my brother coming out of the toilet with just his vagina in his hands ,alright?

Posted by: Sonny Corleone at February 04, 2015 04:19 PM (fY+fw)

122 When Monty Python skits come to life.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 04, 2015 04:20 PM (659DL)

123
So, culture changes hpen somehow...is the New Left responsible? Those weird Frankfurt guys? Who has caused the sudden, or not, onrush of batshit crazy progressives?

It's like they were all of a sudden unleashed on america...

I would find the perspective of an ISIS guy on all this...

ISIS GUY: "Yes yes, well let me see...ok, they are strange women, yes. Well, I would praise Allah that these women are not here, you see this is what happens when you give them too much freedom, they do this. But I do find it quite attractive that they hate men so much, it means they love them and want to be taken...but they are just frightened, you know? We don't have that problem. I pity you actually, here let me set you on fire."


Posted by: Rev Dr Dumb Bunnies at February 04, 2015 04:20 PM (cNiT0)

124 I made this comment the other night, and it's so perfectly appropriate on this thread, I shall repost it! :

------------------------------

[After five minutes of agonized searching.]

Google makes it impossible to access old Ace threads! Grrrr!

Anyone know ho I can get access to and copy a comment from a thread that is older than the oldest thread on the main page???

Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 04:20 PM (K4YiS)

125 Fucked, these cockholsters are.

Doubt these "Women?" are doing much holstering...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 04:20 PM (Bn6aD)

126 Logically, being an observant Catholic now would constitute being anti-gay marriage and therefore violating anti-discrimination laws at work.

You'll figure it out one day.

Posted by: Muslims at February 04, 2015 04:20 PM (yl/WE)

127 Do these harridans still expect roses and candy and shit next week?

Yeah, but not from guys.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 04, 2015 04:20 PM (0HooB)

128 I think this is what a faction of the French revolution must have looked like, lots of very angry women, but with guillotines and wearing big hairy white silk wigs.. and no personal hygiene products.

Posted by: 13times at February 04, 2015 04:20 PM (WHVu+)

129 >>> Ironically -- or perhaps inevitably -- the strongest evidence that the female sex is intellectually inferior

I know you are just trollin, Ace, luckily. Otherwise I would point to the archetype of the peak physical and intellectual specimen of manhood, the Pajama Boy, to refute your statement about men being intellectual superiors.

To sum up: libs gotta lib.

Posted by: LizLem, pointing and laughing at silly lib women being silly at February 04, 2015 04:21 PM (yRwC8)

130

106 Posted by: Buzzion at February 04, 2015 04:16 PM

you just know that the woman that said this never shaves her pits or her legs. And wears clothing to prove that she doesn't whenever possible.


Captain, recommend setting phasers to 'shave"


Posted by: Mr Spock at February 04, 2015 04:21 PM (FlRtG)

131 I saw Genital Blackface open for the Insane Clown Posse back in 2003.

Posted by: Garrett at February 04, 2015 04:21 PM (XFiuW)

132 I can't wait until the female-to-male crazies chime in.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2015 04:21 PM (knoK7)

133 Poon, or poon not. There is no trannie.

Posted by: Flyguy at February 04, 2015 04:21 PM (h2eN3)

134
I have a high school friend (ish) who has been transitioning to a man from a woman and I've watched it all over facebook. Got her sex changed on a form, got some sort of surgery but not the kind that adds a penis and grew facial hair. She/he recently got married. I figured she was a lesbian but I didn't count on this.

I did not mind when a few people who clearly had mental problems wanted to wear dresses and take hormones, but I deeply resent the idea that I am supposed to consider them a woman for reals despite the lack of female organs and the presence of an adams apple and a few other things that don't belong. I mean, there is being nice to people who are sick and there is being asked to say things that you know are untrue. We have tipped over into the later place.

Posted by: Lea at February 04, 2015 04:21 PM (lIU4e)

135 I think my IQ temporarily dropped by 15 points from exposure to Teh Stoopid...

Posted by: Ian Galt at February 04, 2015 04:21 PM (dmepw)

136 Anyone know ho I can get access to and copy a comment from a thread that is older than the oldest thread on the main page???
Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 04:20 PM (K4YiS)

Have you passed the seven trials and defeated the dragon yet?

Posted by: Secundus at February 04, 2015 04:22 PM (dxjfk)

137 I heard that eating a bowl of Kaboom every day could rid you of a big, hairy, smelly vagina.

Or it could have been the cause.

I may have misunderstood.

Oh well, nobody eats that crap anyway.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 04, 2015 04:22 PM (X+nFp)

138 Timothy Zhan is the obvious choice to do the novel tie ins....

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 04, 2015 04:22 PM (lfFPN)

139 117
Do these harridans still expect roses and candy and shit next week?

Posted by: spongeworthy at February 04, 2015 04:19 PM (3EGWz)


Not roses and candy, but they can have the shit.

Posted by: Heralder at February 04, 2015 04:22 PM (/Mxso)

140

I wonder if the fake stimulus wans't diverted to fund these insane political groups.

Of course, that had to have happened. The old smart proggies know how to divert funds, yes they do!

See, Barry took all that printed money, and didn't have it go to roads bridges, but to the colleges and other places where agitprop is created, like NBC.

That's how we have this shit happening all over the place.


Posted by: Rev Dr Dumb Bunnies at February 04, 2015 04:22 PM (cNiT0)

141 Check your privilege
Posted by: Sandra Fluke



Still there.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 04:22 PM (mQXmP)

142 Posted by: Lauren at February 04, 2015 04:19 PM (MYCIw)

Uhhhh......

9 months later us men either have proof of sex or suspicion if cuckolding.

how is that not similar?

Plus aren't the fems all about embracing sexuality? But not procreation so they worked out a paradox I guess

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) and his daughter at February 04, 2015 04:23 PM (HDwDg)

143 Re 124:

Skip the request!

Found it!

Posted in next comment.

Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 04:23 PM (K4YiS)

144 Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 04:20 PM (K4YiS)

On the right sidebar, toward the bottom is a monthly list that goes back all the way to April, 2004.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 04, 2015 04:23 PM (Zu3d9)

145 121
I don't want my brother coming out of the toilet with just his vagina in his hands ,alright?

Posted by: Sonny Corleone at February 04, 2015 04:19 PM (fY+fw)

Auto thread winner with Godfather reference

Posted by: Vic at February 04, 2015 04:23 PM (wlDny)

146 Anyone know ho



Don?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 04:23 PM (mQXmP)

147 Doubt these "Women?" are doing much holstering...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna


Fine, this is.

Fucked, these dildomongers are.

Posted by: Yoda at February 04, 2015 04:23 PM (yl/WE)

148 You treat this as if it's some type of philosophical argument, thus lending some credence to the thought there actually is something cogent to discuss.

There isn't.

I won't argue for feminists. I can think of no singular movement more destructive to the nuclear family, and thus, largely responsible for decades of societal breakdown (subject for another day I'm sure).

What I will say is "transsexuals" are a group borne out of medical procedure, not science, nature or any other existential component of our society.

They are what we commonly call "freaks" in the literal sense of the word. They've taken man's ability to affect (dissect?) some physical change on a body and turned it into another grievance. Oh yes, woe is the man who deliberately cut off his penis and replaced it with a plastic vagina. Don't "discriminate" against them, just guffaw loudly in the corner as he tries to formulate an argument for his current state achieved by a visit to Dr. Frankenstein.

Gimme a break.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 04, 2015 04:23 PM (GGCsk)

149
Google makes it impossible to access old Ace threads! Grrrr!

I have found old comment threads by googling "topic minx.cc", or "topic acecomments.mu" for recent ones.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2015 04:23 PM (JtwS4)

150 124 I made this comment the other night, and it's so perfectly appropriate on this thread, I shall repost it! :

------------------------------

[After five minutes of agonized searching.]

Google makes it impossible to access old Ace threads! Grrrr!

Anyone know ho I can get access to and copy a comment from a thread that is older than the oldest thread on the main page???
Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 04:20 PM (K4YiS)



I do it all the time. What's the problem? What are you searching for?

Posted by: Buzzion at February 04, 2015 04:24 PM (z/Ubi)

151 I mean, there is being nice to people who are sick and there is being asked to say things that you know are untrue. We have tipped over into the later place.
Posted by: Lea

And note that there are cases where reversals have been undertaken. people have actually switched more than once.

Posted by: Lord Douchebag at February 04, 2015 04:24 PM (Spluw)

152 site:http://acecomments.mu.nu/ zombie

and

site:minx.cc zombie

work in bing

the site:minx.cc:* comes up empty for the 1080 era

Posted by: DaveA at February 04, 2015 04:24 PM (DL2i+)

153 Bruce Jenner the first casualty of The Vagina Wars?

And is this the First Vagina War or the 69th Vagina War?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 04, 2015 04:24 PM (G2tDU)

154 I had an insight about trannies today.

I was at an estate sale, here in the SF Bay Area. Browsing around the main living room where the estate sale people had put out all the old lady's jewelry, Hummel figurines, her husband's bowling trophies, old clothing -- the usual.

So it was a typical estate sale and suddenly a voice pierces the murmur, "Girl-bitch, I am an aristocrat! You know you just want to give me this hat!"

I turn to look and some kind of oddball transvestite person is trying to get the elderly estate-sale organizer to give away one of the old lady's church hats. The transvestite, as far as I could tell, started life male, grew up into a rather short man, but had modest-sized breast implants, was wearing over-the-top stage makeup, but had a pencil-mustache, and was dressed like a Tom of Finland sailor, but with a wig. Overall, a kind of tranny mess.

"$25" said the estate-sale lady, her expression unchanged.

"Bitch are you crazy? I deserve this hat. Whateverrrrrrrr. $25 is nothing to me. I'm a fucking millionaire." The tranny then snaps his/her fingers and does a little sassy head maneuver.

"Here's $30, queenie. Keep the change. Because I'm just like that. Karma, bitches!"

This is the kind of typical tranny attitude around here - imperious, smug, mocking, insulting, "performative," theatrical, sneering, bitchy. With self-esteem so high it can't be measured.

In short: assholish.

It dawned on me that, this being the Bay Area, people didn't hate trannies out of blind bigotry, or discomfort with sexual deviance, or any of the standard rationalizations the left comes up with to explain why people tend to want to punch trannies in the mouth. No, people hate trannies because trannies tend to act like bitches. On purpose. As an act, in public. Trannies like to rile people up, and win schoolyard insult contests. And they desperately want to be the center of attention, even if it's negative attention.

No one at the estate sale was some stuck-up puritanical Christian who hate trannies for being "transgressive." Yet I got the sense that everyone there did indeed hate that tranny for the reason that most people hate trannies: they tend to be assholes. They try to make themselves hatable. The public's general discomfort with trannies (I'm talkin' real-world trannies, not fake trannies in films and on TV, where they're alway kind and quirky) is based on repeated experiences like this one at the estate sale. It's not about sex -- it's about having an unpleasant personality disorder.

Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 04:24 PM (K4YiS)

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Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2015 04:25 PM (ztOda)

156 Cool, we need another Vietnam (as it were) to thin their ranks out.

(quote Bart Simpson)

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at February 04, 2015 04:25 PM (8UKC6)

157 Ace left out the funniest part. A different feminist argued that fake tranny vaginas are prone to bacterial infection, smelling bad as a result.

In other words, they're arguing over who has the smelliest vagina. Because intellectuals, ya'll.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 04, 2015 04:25 PM (03C5X)

158 And note that there are cases where reversals have been undertaken. people have actually switched more than once.

Well, then, let's hope they've saved the leftover parts each time, just in case.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 04, 2015 04:25 PM (UVfht)

159 And the barrel gets a new occupant...

Posted by: junior at February 04, 2015 04:26 PM (UWFpX)

160 Probably a good time to go watch the trailer for the movie "Teeth" again.

Because vagina dentata is funny in the same way feminists are.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 04, 2015 04:26 PM (eLM0w)

161 Based upon a title read only, is this pron?

-
It's more anti-pron.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 04, 2015 04:26 PM (XUKZU)

162 oops

Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2015 04:26 PM (ztOda)

163 Oh, that's a barrel'n.

Posted by: Garrett at February 04, 2015 04:26 PM (XFiuW)

164 Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2015 04:25 PM (ztOda)

There are trannies in the barrel.

Posted by: Secundus at February 04, 2015 04:26 PM (dxjfk)

165 There are no leftists in my world, I have excluded them (quite easily in fact, but that's another story). So I enjoy reading stuff like this -- it's like a nutty sitcom that takes place within the four walls of a screen but has no relevance to real life as I know it. "The Big, Hairy, Smelly Vagina" is certainly going to be in the Top 5 of my Favorite Episodes. That Kramer chick is hilarious!

Posted by: Leftist Show About Nothing at February 04, 2015 04:27 PM (7u7u7)

166 129. Otherwise I would point to the archetype of the peak physical and intellectual specimen of manhood, the Pajama Boy, to refute your statement about men being intellectual superiors.

***TWEET***

Personal foul
Punch to the dick

15 comment penalty
Automatic trip to the barrel

Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 04, 2015 04:27 PM (mx6Sm)

167 re 3: I saw Big, Hairy, Smelly Vaginas open for....
.
.
.
.
Ron Jeremy..?

by the way, this is another reason why college should be free for all.

Posted by: mallfly at February 04, 2015 04:27 PM (bJm7W)

168 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_h4IRa0EFw
- without comment

Posted by: Elize Nayden at February 04, 2015 04:27 PM (xjY7u)

169 Say my name, Jean.

Say.It.

Posted by: The Barrel at February 04, 2015 04:27 PM (2Ayux)

170 Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2015 04:25 PM (ztOda)

Wow.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 04, 2015 04:27 PM (X+nFp)

171 I have an internet friend,with a daughter that has decided to be a guy. She's never mentioned the daughter claiming to be a guy until recently. I doubt that this is some long held belief. When homosexuality and transgendering become fashionable, you tend to see more of it. And good liberal parents tend to go right along and be supportive. Its a good thing I am not a parent.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 04, 2015 04:27 PM (Lqy/e)

172 Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2015 04:25 PM (ztOda)


Into the barrel for illegal procedure using copy and paste from formatted text document.

Posted by: Vic at February 04, 2015 04:28 PM (wlDny)

173 Barrel, you transgressive bitch...

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 04, 2015 04:28 PM (lfFPN)

174 Posted by: Jean

It is dangerous to go alone. Take these &&&&&

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at February 04, 2015 04:28 PM (GuwT9)

175 Didn't the Big Hairy Vajayjays open for Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen at the Washougal River Rock Festival and Lighter Than Air Faire in 1970?
I'm pretty sure they did...

Posted by: Diogenes at February 04, 2015 04:28 PM (08Znv)

176 Why does ace hate vaginas?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 04, 2015 04:28 PM (TJCSB)

177 The future must not belong to those that slander big, hairy, smelly vaginas.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at February 04, 2015 04:28 PM (1BQGO)

178 hope you got all your vaccinations, Jean. You're gonna be in the barrel for a while...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 04, 2015 04:28 PM (OsWis)

179 "Ironically -- or perhaps inevitably -- the strongest evidence that the female sex is intellectually inferior comes from the trivial, childish, stupid, and often deranged babblings of feminists, who which to prove female superiority."

Tough talk, Ace. Hope you realize your dream of becoming President of Harvard is now over.

Posted by: ToursLepantoVienna at February 04, 2015 04:28 PM (miAG4)

180 I can't wait until these women realize that The Violent Femmes are just a couple if gay guys.

Posted by: Garrett at February 04, 2015 04:29 PM (XFiuW)

181 @171 When homosexuality and transgendering become fashionable, you tend to see more of it. And good liberal parents tend to go right along and be supportive. Its a good thing I am not a parent.
---------------------

I'm not sure how much of it is connected to same sex attraction. From what I've heard, most people who undergo it stay attracted to the same gender that their chromosomes (as opposed to their outer appearance) say that they ought to be attracted to.

Posted by: junior at February 04, 2015 04:29 PM (UWFpX)

182 and from the column linked to at top:

To my knowledge I have never sniffed a transgender vagina, nor do I intend to, so I cannot speak from personal experience whether or not Jeffreys is correct. I am merely noting - with a tremendous amount of inner joy - that leftist intersectionality has devolved to the point where real women and fake women are arguing over whose vaginas smell worse.

Posted by: mallfly at February 04, 2015 04:29 PM (bJm7W)

183 Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2015 04:25 PM (ztOda)

This is not the barrel you are looking for... *hands over a lightup lightsaber toy to use as a flashlight inside Teh Barrel*

Posted by: LizLem, pointing and laughing at silly lib women being silly at February 04, 2015 04:29 PM (yRwC8)

184
@25 - you saw Big Hairy Smelly Vagina open?



RUN!

Posted by: Germaine Greer's Bar of Irish Spring at February 04, 2015 04:06 PM (o+SC1)

IT'S THE SARLAAC!

Posted by: Timon at February 04, 2015 04:29 PM (ZDJwC)

185 There are trannies in the barrel.

Posted by: Secundus at February 04, 2015 04:26 PM


I saw Barrel Trannies open for Rooftop Koreans at Sunapee in '94.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2015 04:29 PM (knoK7)

186 So who is more mentally ill....trannies or the guy from the last thread with the chopped off nose?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2015 04:30 PM (KuU4f)

187 Such barrel.

Wow.

Posted by: spongeworthy at February 04, 2015 04:30 PM (3EGWz)

188 I love the Settled Science lectures from the Prog Ruling Class, who still aren't sure if women have vaginas or not.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 04, 2015 04:30 PM (ZPrif)

189

155 Jean ... into a New barrel ... one the size of Rhode Island...

Posted by: Arbalest at February 04, 2015 04:30 PM (FlRtG)

190 So who is more mentally ill....trannies or the guy from the last thread with the chopped off nose?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2015 04:30 PM (KuU4f)

Same disease, different Sx.

Posted by: Secundus at February 04, 2015 04:31 PM (dxjfk)

191 I wonder if the fake stimulus wans't diverted to fund these insane political groups.Of course, that had to have happened. The old smart proggies know how to divert funds, yes they do!See, Barry took all that printed money, and didn't have it go to roads bridges, but to the colleges and other places where agitprop is created, like NBC.That's how we have this shit happening all over the place.
Posted by: Rev Dr Dumb Bunnies at February 04, 2015 04:22 PM (cNiT0)


---------------------------------------


And donor friends and unions, but otherwise you've nailed it.

Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2015 04:31 PM (/HX7u)

192 Pretty sure there's a vaccine for a big, hairy, smelly vagina now.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 04, 2015 04:31 PM (X+nFp)

193 No one at the estate sale was some stuck-up puritanicalmohammadan who hate trannies for being "transgressive.

Altered it just to screw with the lovely left. I've grown tired of the Beautiful people pretending that white Chrisitans and Mormons are the only ones that don't bow down to them.

Posted by: Lord Douchebag at February 04, 2015 04:31 PM (Spluw)

194 Holy shit. What's next, the War of Purple Dildos a la GTA?

Posted by: Fritz at February 04, 2015 04:31 PM (dVmLD)

195 Jean! Have a hug!

Posted by: Hentai Squid at February 04, 2015 04:31 PM (JtwS4)

196 Deep barrel ....

Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2015 04:32 PM (ztOda)

197 I won't say that bitch was cold, but...
when she opened the Big Hairy Smelly Vagina, a light came on.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 04, 2015 04:32 PM (08Znv)

198 Late 70s, early 80s -- much vitriol spewed in lesbian media regarding the unspeakable crimes of those bi-sexual women who would learn the secrets of lovemaking from their female (lesbian) partners, then reveal said secrets to their male partners. Thus, hetero males stealing love-making secrets of lesbos.

Even worse, the male -> female tranny, who after learning the secrets of lovemaking, etc, would decide he, though now physically female and temporarily attracted to female, was no longer homo but was hetero. In convoluted chain, hetero males stealing love-making secrets of lesbos.

In all cases, lesbians *hated* the female 'traitor' far more than their male competition.

Eminently ignorable back then -- except for pointing and laughing. Finally, *finally* they are getting the attention they have always desired.

Posted by: sinmi at February 04, 2015 04:32 PM (fyrRO)

199
I guess you could say on one hand it's good the country can afford to host such a subculture.

Other hand, a testimonial to the collapse of society.

From a personal standpoint, double yuck and get away from me.

But thanks, Ace, for shining such a brutal, unflinching light on this shit and deflating so many pompous egos.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 04, 2015 04:32 PM (jeCnD)

200 Same disease, different Sx.
Posted by: Secundus at February 04, 2015 04:31 PM (dxjfk)


--------------------------------------------


It's called "most extreme self absorbtion".

Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2015 04:32 PM (/HX7u)

201 111 These are not the Vaginas you're looking for.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at February 04, 2015 04:16 PM (fLKzW)

Well, that goes without saying.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 2015

If I was a 17 year old young man or so, I would be scared shitless of the female gender persuasion.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 04:32 PM (l1zOH)

202 Will Global Warming Kill Us All? Yes! Settled Science.

Do Women Have Vaginas? Maybe sometimes perhaps.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 04, 2015 04:32 PM (ZPrif)

203 Smells like Mugwort and Tuna Melt in here.

Posted by: Garrett at February 04, 2015 04:33 PM (XFiuW)

204
Take it easy
Take it easy
Everybody's got something to hide
Except for me and my monkey

Your inside is out when your outside is in
Your outside is in when your inside is out
So come on, come on

Posted by: Boy (son of Tarzan) at February 04, 2015 04:33 PM (e8kgV)

205 I guess notes on the tablet isnt the same a notepad on a laptop, can windows 8 do vi?

Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2015 04:33 PM (ztOda)

206 THE MATTRESS QUEEN WAS INVITED TO THE SOTU?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at February 04, 2015 04:33 PM (wVWRM)

207 Why does ace hate vaginas?
Posted by: Dr Spank

Not all; just the ones hairier than he.

Posted by: Lord Douchebag at February 04, 2015 04:33 PM (Spluw)

208 192 Pretty sure there's a vaccine for a big, hairy, smelly vagina now.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 04, 2015 04:31 PM (X+nFp

Gallon of vinegar?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 04:33 PM (l1zOH)

209 I can't wait until these women realize that The Violent Femmes are just a couple if gay guys.
Posted by: Garrett at February 04, 2015 04:29 PM


The giveaway? It'll be the big hands...they know they're the one.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2015 04:33 PM (knoK7)

210 The Vagina Wars
Part 1: The Battle of First Menses

Posted by: Ken Burns at February 04, 2015 04:34 PM (GuwT9)

211 Will Global Warming Kill Us All? Yes! Settled Science.

Do Women Have Vaginas? Maybe sometimes perhaps.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 04, 2015 04:32 PM (ZPrif)

What's your zodiac sign? I want to know if we can be friends.

Posted by: Secundus at February 04, 2015 04:34 PM (dxjfk)

212 Tellin' ya-- Feminism, ultimately, is all those stereotypes they decry.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 04, 2015 04:34 PM (MMC8r)

213 Global Warming will cause women's vaginas to smell

Posted by: Michael Mann at February 04, 2015 04:34 PM (e8kgV)

214 And another important question...


Is Cher's daughter, who chopped off her tits and pretends to be a man, still dating the guy who likes to dress like a woman?

Because that's not a fucked up mess at all.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2015 04:34 PM (KuU4f)

215 While I embrace non-binary gender constructs, and the right of persons to self-identify their preferred roles and pronouns, the historic struggles of cisgender women regardless of orientation cannot be forgotten or overlooked in the ongoing war against white cisnormative male privilege and patriarchy.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 04, 2015 04:34 PM (XhS3T)

216 Look up Joe Torre's 1968 Topps card.

Dang. That's one HUGE catcher's mitt. Torre could put his entire head in there.

Posted by: OregonMuse at February 04, 2015 04:34 PM (I8YZX)

217 Never trust anyone who bleeds for 5 days and can't cook.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 04, 2015 04:34 PM (TJCSB)

218 Big Hairy Smelly Vagina was Joni Mitchel's best selling album.

Posted by: Garrett at February 04, 2015 04:35 PM (XFiuW)

219


IT'S A TRAP!


Posted by: Rev Dr Dumb Bunnies at February 04, 2015 04:35 PM (cNiT0)

220 I'm really concerned about all these women talking about how smelly they are.

Soap. Why are they not using soap?

Posted by: Lauren at February 04, 2015 04:35 PM (MYCIw)

221 Soap. Why are they not using soap?

Posted by: Lauren at February 04, 2015 04:35 PM


Duh....patriarchy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2015 04:36 PM (knoK7)

222 Soap. Why are they not using soap?
Posted by: Lauren at February 04, 2015 04:35 PM (MYCIw)

Odorist!

Posted by: Secundus at February 04, 2015 04:36 PM (dxjfk)

223 Funniest tranny I ever saw?

A couple years ago I was at the grocery store and there was a woman in a full burka reaching out and squeezing an eggplant or something. Totally covered, head to tow, with a mesh opening over the eyes.

Then someone bumped into the burka-wearer, and he answered in a deep gravelly American-accented voice, "EXCUSE ME."

It was a dude! In a burka!

So many layers of leftist post-ironic mental illness. Layers upon layers upon layers.

Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 04:36 PM (K4YiS)

224 head to tow = head to toe

Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 04:37 PM (K4YiS)

225 Uh, zombie, pretty sure you saw a terrorist.

Posted by: Lauren at February 04, 2015 04:37 PM (MYCIw)

226 Leading cause of smelly vaginas:

THE PATRIARCHY


(Gee, there's no esteem issues with these feminazis, are there?)

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 04, 2015 04:37 PM (MMC8r)

227 Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2015 04:25 PM (ztOda)

First ace (2 or 3 times), and now you.

Barrel is well fed today.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 2015 04:38 PM (kff5f)

228 Once you get past the smell, you've got it licked

Posted by: Big Hairy Smelly Vagina at February 04, 2015 04:38 PM (nbGZj)

229 Oh, for pity's sake. Can't these lunatics just go away? How about they move to some little, sequestered compound where they can enjoy their victimization without annoying the rest of us?

I suppose I could think of some other more inane form of victimization, but nothing comes to mind at the moment. It does occur to me, however, that if we ever start having more severe Islamic troubles in this country -- and it does seem sort of likely -- this crowd is going to have a real problem.

Posted by: Nancy at February 04, 2015 04:38 PM (iQoIE)

230
I've always been an attention whore... but look at me N.O.W!

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at February 04, 2015 04:39 PM (fY+fw)

231 Sorry, but something smells fishy about this fight.

Posted by: :I at February 04, 2015 04:39 PM (xKysC)

232
Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Posted by: Michael WoMann at February 04, 2015 04:39 PM (e8kgV)

233 Uh, zombie, pretty sure you saw a terrorist.
Posted by: Lauren at February 04, 2015 04:37 PM (MYCIw)


-------------------------------------------


Eggplant bombs. Damn, those are the worst.

Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2015 04:39 PM (/HX7u)

234 OK, more vagina-gazing will not help either of these groups.

What I don't are the trannies/transexuals (because I'd rather not check under the hood) who want to have it both ways. The "pregnant man" and Conchita Wurst.
Wanna be a man? Then don't have babies. Wanna be a woman? Then shave your freakin beard - it clashes with your otherwise beauty contestant make-up and ballroom attire.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 04:39 PM (ABcz/)

235 "But instead of talking about big issues, they talk about "big, hairy, smelly vaginas." You know, things that mental defectives would find to be perfectly within their intellectual comfort zone."

One of the 'ettes said (I'm so sorry I forgot who) that unlike feminists, non-feminists know the difference between a vagina and a vulva. Vaginas aren't hairy.

Posted by: stace at February 04, 2015 04:39 PM (B1ik8)

236 zombie, that's a muslim fantasy right there

Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2015 04:39 PM (ztOda)

237 Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 04, 2015 04:34 PM

What does that even mean? That's a lot of words to say bullshit.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 04, 2015 04:39 PM (60Vyp)

238 A different feminist argued that fake tranny vaginas are
prone to bacterial infection, smelling bad as a result.



Bitchez with funky cooters shouldn't throw the first Summer's Eve.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 04:40 PM (mQXmP)

239 Part II: The War of Jenkin's Clitorectomy

-Ken Burns

Posted by: Sharkman at February 04, 2015 04:40 PM (eLM0w)

240 225 Uh, zombie, pretty sure you saw a terrorist.
Posted by: Lauren


I dunno, I think it was just a nutball who simultaneously wanted to be a transvestite WHILE contravening Christian normative assumptions by being not just a woman but a Muslim woman -- and even more victimesque, an oppressed invisible Muslim woman.

He went for the full transgressiveness in one massive acting-out -- and ended up looking like (and being) a lunatic.

Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 04:40 PM (K4YiS)

241 I'm sorry but when I read "Vagina Wars" the instant mental image was two roast beef sandwiches in a cage match.

Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 04:40 PM (x3YFz)

242 "How the hell do these people hold down jobs while doing all this shit?"

Jobs? They don't need no stinking jobs.

Posted by: Decaf at February 04, 2015 04:41 PM (agf5T)

243 Mmmmm, wow. Does it mean that I spend too much time here that I read the first sentence of zombie's much searched for comment and I recognized it right away. >Ponders< Nah.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at February 04, 2015 04:41 PM (1TUV/)

244 Scented Lace Wig Merkins For Sale

Posted by: Garrett at February 04, 2015 04:41 PM (XFiuW)

245 A different feminist argued that fake tranny vaginas are prone to bacterial infection, smelling bad as a result. Bitchez with funky cooters shouldn't throw the first Summer's Eve.
Posted by: rickb223

Word.

Posted by: Lord Douchebag at February 04, 2015 04:41 PM (Spluw)

246 Part II: The War of Jenkin's Clitorectomy

-Ken Burns
Posted by: Sharkman at February 04, 2015 04:40 PM


*cleans off monitor*

Now that, there, is funny!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2015 04:41 PM (knoK7)

247 If that bothered you ...
You should check out my new "biathlon" performance

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at February 04, 2015 04:41 PM (d9s6A)

248 I think this thread is getting out of hand. Not that I condone masturbation or anything..... Dang now I'm involved...Wait I don't mean it the way it sounds... Oh crap. Not to say.. oh forget it....

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 04:42 PM (Bn6aD)

249 237, check your privileges and educate yourself then. Question your genderist assumptions.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 04, 2015 04:42 PM (XhS3T)

250
If that bothered you ...

You should check out my new "biathlon" performance

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at February 04, 2015 04:41 PM (d9s6A)


okay now that right there is funny.

Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 04:42 PM (x3YFz)

251 If armed aliens arrive and observe this nonsense, we are all fucked.

Posted by: Future Slave of Alien Insect-Like Creatures at February 04, 2015 04:42 PM (7u7u7)

252 TERF Wars: Are Artificial Clitoridectomies Against the Geneva Convention?

Posted by: Fritz at February 04, 2015 04:43 PM (dVmLD)

253 You should check out my new "biathlon" performance

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at February 04, 2015 04:41 PM


Here, Bruce....hold this target for me...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2015 04:43 PM (knoK7)

254 I think this thread is getting out of hand. Not that I condone
masturbation or anything..... Dang now I'm involved...Wait I don't mean
it the way it sounds... Oh crap. Not to say.. oh forget it....


Whatever happens now, we know you had a hand in it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 04, 2015 04:43 PM (UVfht)

255 If armed aliens arrive and observe this nonsense, we are all fucked.

Posted by: Future Slave of Alien Insect-Like Creatures at February 04, 2015 04:42 PM (7u7u7)


No, you're good.

Never insert yourself in crazy.

Posted by: Armed Aliens at February 04, 2015 04:43 PM (kff5f)

256
Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.

And there's a visual that's right at home in a smelly vagina thread.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2015 04:43 PM (JtwS4)

257 re 237:
takes a lot of BS to fertilize a field full of crazy flowers.

Posted by: mallfly at February 04, 2015 04:43 PM (bJm7W)

258 If armed aliens arrive and observe this nonsense, we are all fucked.
Posted by: Future Slave of Alien Insect-Like Creatures

I would not hit any of that

Posted by: Invader Zim at February 04, 2015 04:43 PM (Spluw)

259
I think this thread is getting out of hand. Not that I condone
masturbation or anything..... Dang now I'm involved...Wait I don't mean
it the way it sounds... Oh crap. Not to say.. oh forget it....

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 04:42 PM (Bn6aD)

hah... nice. well played.

Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 04:43 PM (x3YFz)

260 This is for you and your transgressive haji, Zombie.

The Kids In The Hall-Becoming An Indian Woman
http://youtu.be/d8y-PK0AW88

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at February 04, 2015 04:44 PM (GuwT9)

261 I think this thread is getting out of hand. Not that I condone masturbation or anything..... Dang now I'm involved...Wait I don't mean it the way it sounds... Oh crap. Not to say.. oh forget it....
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna



Go on......

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 04:44 PM (mQXmP)

262 TERF Wars: Are Artificial Clitoridectomies Against the Geneva Convention?
Posted by: Fritz at February 04, 2015 04:43 PM


And would Scott's be considered chemical warfare?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2015 04:44 PM (knoK7)

263 I used to be a keg.

Posted by: Big Hairy Smelly Barrel at February 04, 2015 04:44 PM (0xTsz)

264 "Wanna be a man? Then don't have babies. "

Seriously! This bugs me more than anything else about the trannies.

If you want to give birth to children, you are a woman. You know womb-man. What, exactly, are you trying to be by cutting off your boobs and calling yourself a man?

Posted by: Lauren at February 04, 2015 04:44 PM (MYCIw)

265 Hey, Germaine, is this what you are talking about?


http://tinyurl.com/mohz65x

Posted by: Harper Lee at February 04, 2015 04:44 PM (2o6Wj)

266 Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 04, 2015 04:42 PM

Bwahahahahhahaahahahahaha... Please; 'splain it to me....bwahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 04, 2015 04:45 PM (60Vyp)

267 A black deaf lesbian is in a dispute with a white M-t-F transgender Muslim in a wheelchair.

The facts of the case are irrelevant.

Who wins?

Based entirely on victimhood rankings -- who wins?

Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 04:45 PM (K4YiS)

268 WHOSE BITCH THIS IS?

Posted by: wooga at February 04, 2015 04:45 PM (HoRFj)

269 >>He went for the full transgressiveness in one massive acting-out -- and ended up looking like (and being) a lunatic.

And because dressing up as a pregnant nun has been done so many times it's no longer funny.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 04:45 PM (ABcz/)

270 If armed aliens arrive and observe this nonsense, we are all fucked.



We'd win. They'd be to incapacitated from laughing.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 04:45 PM (mQXmP)

271 If you want to give birth to children, you are a woman. You know womb-man.

And here I thought it was the two X chromosomes.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 2015 04:46 PM (kff5f)

272 do you realize how much shit we would actually get done if there weren't vaginas?

Danged things are everywhere... just mucking up progress.

Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 04:46 PM (x3YFz)

273 Trannies are the one thing radical feminists are right about.

Posted by: Stopped Clock at February 04, 2015 04:46 PM (0Ew3K)

274 Trannies are the one thing radical feminists are right about.

Posted by: Stopped Clock at February 04, 2015 04:46 PM (0Ew3K)

275 Based entirely on victimhood rankings -- who wins?
Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 04:45 PM


This is one of those Iran-Iraq war questions, isn't it?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2015 04:46 PM (knoK7)

276 Mary Cheney brought up a good point, I thought:

Why is it okay for guys to dress in drag for humor, but not whites to put on blackface or other ethnic gear? Or conversely, why isn't it just funny both ways?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 04, 2015 04:46 PM (39g3+)

277 Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 04:36 PM (K4YiS)

I once mistook a tranny for a female former co-worker I was picking up for a field trip. My old friend happened to live in tranny hooker central, on Broadway in San Antonio, north of downtown. Yes, the deep voice was pretty funny. He seemed really happy to see me too, which I still can't figure out.

Posted by: stace at February 04, 2015 04:46 PM (B1ik8)

278 I'm going with the black deaf lesbian.

Black trumps muslim.

Now if the muslim is a black muslim...

Posted by: Lauren at February 04, 2015 04:46 PM (MYCIw)

279 I don't care if you've got a new vagina and old vagina a second vagina a fake vagina or sewed up your vagina.

every one of these got an asshole, and I'm going to rape it.

prepare your anus!

Posted by: nipponese tentacle anal rapist at February 04, 2015 04:46 PM (nGmLd)

280 Based entirely on victimhood rankings -- who wins?
Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 04:45 PM (K4YiS)

Is the black lesbian married to the mayor of New York?

Posted by: Secundus at February 04, 2015 04:47 PM (dxjfk)

281 Based entirely on victimhood rankings -- who wins?



Muzzie. Because they keel you.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 04:47 PM (mQXmP)

282 "Check your privilege!"

Check out my achievement!


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 04, 2015 04:47 PM (V70Uh)

283 The feminists are mad that the trannies are better looking.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 04, 2015 04:47 PM (MMC8r)

284 Oh, look...the Stopped Clock was right twice.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2015 04:47 PM (knoK7)

285 My penis just told me those women are crazy.

Posted by: Dang at February 04, 2015 04:47 PM (MNq6o)

286 These fucking kooks can't even get their own anatomy right. Vaginas don't have hair. Vulvas do.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 04, 2015 04:47 PM (fMQoG)

287 Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year...

Anyway, I've mentioned this before, but the rainbow coalition is not as united as their flag tries to make you believe. If you watch earlier seasons of RuPaul;s Drag Race, before they went PC, the person who reserved the most ire from queens were those that seemed to not be doing drag for fun, a form of lady blackface kitsch, but those who, gasp, might actually *be* transwomen. The vitriol against those contestants, whether they were actual transwomen or just fishy queens that inspired jealousy, was incredibly harsh and catty. Because even though a lot of gay men revere strong women icons, the idea that you would actually WANT to abandon the sausage for the taco was a bridge too far for them.

Seeing a supposedly accepting and harmonious tribe devolve into catty fighting? Very intriguing. The left does a good job at creating tribal rifts between conservatives, if we spent half that time trying to break up the supposed united tribes on the left it would make things a lot more interesting politically. Though they seem to be doing it anyway to themselves now...

Posted by: LizLem, pointing and laughing at silly lib women being silly at February 04, 2015 04:47 PM (yRwC8)

288 I like my vaginas tight, shaved, and dripping with love honey

Posted by: Hung Stud at February 04, 2015 04:47 PM (+YNzP)

289 Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 04, 2015 04:42 PM

Chiggity Check yo privilege befo' you wreck yo privilege

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at February 04, 2015 04:48 PM (d9s6A)

290
And because dressing up as a pregnant nun has been done so many times it's no longer funny.


How do you get a nun pregnant?



Dress her up like an altar boy.

*runs*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2015 04:48 PM (JtwS4)

Posted by: begerbilder at February 04, 2015 04:48 PM (2o6Wj)

292 >>Based entirely on victimhood rankings -- who wins?

Oh, this was hashed out in an ONT a few weeks ago --- so many victim groups, so hard to come up with the perfect victim that belongs to all of them.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 04:48 PM (ABcz/)

293

Could you imagine that the 82nd could use a Big Hairy Smelly Vagina as a weapon of war?

Like, say Lena Dunham's vagina...a platoon could pick her up naked, spread those cheezy thighs of hers exposing that BHSV with one squad on one side and one on the other, outfitted with ebola hazmat suits (the only kind that would protect them). They could then clear out either on a house-by-house basis, or if she hadn't showered in a couple days, entire towns and cities.

It could be a good tool in the war on Terrorism!

But if she fell into the wrong hands, those ISIS guys could have a new weapon of vag destruction.

ISIS GUY: "Ok, so we se tyou on fire, or we shove your face into...THIS!!!!"

PRISONER: "Noooo!! Noooo!!!! Give me the gas can please praise Allah!!!"



Posted by: Rev Dr Dumb Bunnies at February 04, 2015 04:48 PM (cNiT0)

294 Women and minorities hardest hit.

"Iraqi boys aged under 18 are increasingly being used by the militant group as suicide bombers, bomb makers, informants or human shields to protect facilities against U.S.-led air strikes, the U.N. Committee on the Rights of the Child said.

'We are really deeply concerned at torture and murder of those children, especially those belonging to minorities, but not only from minorities,' committee expert Renate Winter told a news briefing."

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 04, 2015 04:48 PM (XUKZU)

295 >>The facts of the case are irrelevant.

Who wins?



Depends on the terrain.

Posted by: Garrett at February 04, 2015 04:48 PM (XFiuW)

296 "And here I thought it was the two X chromosomes."

Well, yes obviously that too. But these people want to maintain the very thing that makes them women...while pretending to be men. That doesn't even make sense using trannie logic.

Posted by: Lauren at February 04, 2015 04:48 PM (MYCIw)

297 These fucking kooks can't even get their own anatomy right. Vaginas don't have hair. Vulvas do.


Posted by: kathysaysso


Vuvlas have excellent crash test ratings.

Posted by: Dang at February 04, 2015 04:49 PM (MNq6o)

298
Wandered in here whist waiting for varnish on the fly rod to set up and I'm just going to wander right back out.

See y'all later on.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 04, 2015 04:49 PM (jeCnD)

299 No, you're good.

Never insert yourself in crazy.

Posted by: Armed Aliens at February 04, 2015 04:43 PM (kff5f)


But there's only one way to be sure ...

Posted by: Dissenting Alien at February 04, 2015 04:49 PM (0NdlF)

300 Based entirely on victimhood rankings -- who wins?

I recommend a ping-pong ball shoot-out.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 04, 2015 04:49 PM (MMC8r)

301 at the end of the day: fuck who/what you wan't. Just don't tax me for it.

Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 04:49 PM (x3YFz)

302 There's something fishy about this story....

Posted by: RonUSA at February 04, 2015 04:49 PM (EaqMa)

303
Oh, look...the Stopped Clock was right twice.

Aw shit. That time?

Posted by: The Pumpkin at February 04, 2015 04:49 PM (JtwS4)

304 Ironically -- or perhaps inevitably -- the strongest evidence that the female sex is intellectually inferior comes from the trivial, childish, stupid, and often deranged babblings of feminists, who which to prove female superiority.


HEY! That's um um um. Oh fuck me running.

*shoves cupcakes into mouth*

Please elevate your games, ladies. You are embarrassing yourselves and frankly the rest of us as well.


Hey, I'm trying, okay!

Oh. Wait. That's right, I'm not an actual woman. Someone want to tell my uterus that? Because that would be awesome.

Posted by: alexthechick - Go. Listen. You know you want to. at February 04, 2015 04:50 PM (mf5HN)

305 You don't probe crazy.

Posted by: Kang and Kodos at February 04, 2015 04:50 PM (yl/WE)

306 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 2015 04:46 PM (kff5f)

I entered a bioethics writing competition.

I was a finalist.

I lost to an article about transplanting wombs into transgendered men (or is it transgendered women.)

Nothing is normal anymore.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) and his daughter at February 04, 2015 04:50 PM (HDwDg)

307 I feel like a pawn in these vagina wars.

When will they end... when will they end?

Posted by: Vaginal Wart at February 04, 2015 04:50 PM (MNq6o)

308 Where have all the normal people gone?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 04, 2015 04:50 PM (0HooB)

309 >>Because even though a lot of gay men revere strong women icons, the idea
that you would actually WANT to abandon the sausage for the taco was a
bridge too far for them.

Yep, a lot of gay men find women's lady parts disgusting (and may hate women?). So yeah, dress-up is cool, wanting to replace your dick w/that smelly thing we hate is unacceptable.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 04:50 PM (ABcz/)

310 What scares me the most about these big smelly vaginas? They all vote.

Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2015 04:51 PM (/HX7u)

311 The rapings will continue until the vaginas are pacified

Posted by: The Patriarchy at February 04, 2015 04:51 PM (+YNzP)

312 Where have all the normal people gone?


AoSHQ.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 04:51 PM (mQXmP)

313 301 at the end of the day: fuck who/what you wan't. Just don't tax me for it.
Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 04:49 PM (x3YFz)

That's exactly how I think, adding don't do it in the street, and not with kids or animals, who can't consent.

Posted by: stace at February 04, 2015 04:52 PM (B1ik8)

314 'We are really deeply concerned at torture and
murder of those children, especially those belonging to minorities, but
not only from minorities,' committee expert Renate Winter told a news
briefing."



Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 04, 2015 04:48 PM (XUKZU)


welp. If you'da shot 'em fuckers in the face the instant they popped their heads out of their Islamic hole, we wouldn't have this problem now, would we?

Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 04:52 PM (x3YFz)

315 The rapings will continue until the vaginas are pacified
Posted by: The Patriarchy

We're gonna need more glass coffee tables.

Posted by: UVa at February 04, 2015 04:52 PM (GuwT9)

316 The rapings will continue until the vaginas are pacified

Posted by: The Patriarchy at February 04, 2015 04:51 PM


Vaginal pacifiers? Is that what we're calling them now?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2015 04:52 PM (knoK7)

317 Based entirely on victimhood rankings -- who wins?
Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2015 04:45 PM


The heirarchy is the inverse of the alleged "kyriarchy"

The further from straight White cis-gendered heterosexual able-bodies Christian males from Western Civilization you get, the more morally pure one becomes.

Muslims > Trannies > LGBTW > Women

Posted by: Grand Kyriarch at February 04, 2015 04:53 PM (0Ew3K)

318 Huh?

Posted by: Marlee Matlin's Vagina at February 04, 2015 04:53 PM (Rb6mu)

319 Based entirely on victimhood rankings -- who wins?

The black woman has the initial advantage until the MtF decides to use his superior man-strength to overpower her.

When she starts shrieking feminist platitudes at unbearable volume, the MtF loses all will to live and triggers the suicide bomb in his wheelchair.

Posted by: CM at February 04, 2015 04:53 PM (0NdlF)

320
>>Because even though a lot of gay men revere strong women icons, the idea

that you would actually WANT to abandon the sausage for the taco was a

bridge too far for them.


Dammit. Now I'm going to have to stop by that sausage taco stand on my way home from work! Can I get you anything?

Posted by: Vaginal Wart at February 04, 2015 04:53 PM (MNq6o)

321 That's exactly how I think, adding don't do it in the street, and not with kids or animals, who can't consent.

Posted by: stace at February 04, 2015 04:52 PM (B1ik


aye. stay away from kids and critters or I'll make you have a very long final day on this earth.

Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 04:53 PM (x3YFz)

322 Leaving the answer: Everybody else.

Posted by: CM at February 04, 2015 04:53 PM (0NdlF)

323 Nothing is normal anymore.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) and his daughter at February 04, 2015 04:50 PM (HDwDg)

So now you're dependent on hormones AND antirejection drugs for the rest of your life?

Who are the fucking doctors carrying out these procedures?

Posted by: Secundus at February 04, 2015 04:54 PM (dxjfk)

324 Pacify the vagina you will.

Oh...you will. You. Will.

Posted by: Yoda at February 04, 2015 04:54 PM (yl/WE)

325 AoSHQ.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 04:51 PM (mQXmP)


Umm, that's more than just a little scary because there aren't that many of us.

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 04, 2015 04:54 PM (0HooB)

326 "3 I saw Big, Hairy, Smelly Vaginas open for...."

L7?

Posted by: holygoat at February 04, 2015 04:54 PM (t3wLW)

327 But in general, Muslim > * victim groups, because "I KEEL YOU".

Posted by: CM at February 04, 2015 04:55 PM (0NdlF)

328 What's worse.

Big hairy smelly vagina or Big hairy smelly spider?


Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 04, 2015 04:55 PM (Xrson)

329 OT: SFW unless thay don't Hannity and references to goat sex:

http://youtu.be/jHWt86QeLvM?t=2m31s

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 04, 2015 04:55 PM (UVfht)

330 "Big, Hairy, Smelly... "

Sounds like someone didn't read the owner's manual.

Posted by: Dang at February 04, 2015 04:55 PM (MNq6o)

331 >>"3 I saw Big, Hairy, Smelly Vaginas open for...."

Citizen Dick?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 04:56 PM (ABcz/)

332
Aaaaand...it's time for me to start drinking and driving.

I can't believe a vagina thread is so distasteful. Next time I want a Happy Fun Vagina thread where we talk about the care and feeding of the vagina, vaginas I have known.

All the true glory of the "Origin of the Universe".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2015 04:56 PM (JtwS4)

333 A vote for Big Hairy Vagina is a vote for Hillary!

Posted by: Hillary 2016 at February 04, 2015 04:56 PM (XFiuW)

334 That's no cooter.

Posted by: Obi-Wan Kenobe at February 04, 2015 04:56 PM (yl/WE)

335 I'm ALIVE!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Frankenstein Vagina at February 04, 2015 04:56 PM (+YNzP)

336 I saw Big, Hairy, Smelly Vaginas open for...."

L7?

Posted by: holygoat at February 04, 2015 04:54 PM (t3wLW)


How can they open for themselves... absent a "thrustmaster 3000" vibrator?

Posted by: Pretend you're Hat at February 04, 2015 04:56 PM (0Ew3K)

337 If I have to choose between ladies getting raped with impunity & no-one getting due process? Uh, sorry ladies. I hope you can buy a gun where you live.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at February 04, 2015 04:56 PM (MbqmP)

338 "3 I saw Big, Hairy, Smelly Vaginas open for...."

Spitboy?

Posted by: holygoat at February 04, 2015 04:56 PM (t3wLW)

339 >>"3 I saw Big, Hairy, Smelly Vaginas open for...."

See, there we go again, talking about the president.

Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 04:57 PM (x3YFz)

340 >>Nothing is normal anymore.

Yes, because normal implies that everything else is abby-normal.
So we have a whole new vocabulary - cis-gendered, hetero-normative, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 04:57 PM (ABcz/)

341 Frankly I love the vagina. Not so much sometimes what it's attached to.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 04, 2015 04:57 PM (Xrson)

342 'Big, Hairy, Smelly'


Don't forget all the monologuing.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 04, 2015 04:57 PM (MMC8r)

343 I remember the Vagina Wars...it was not a bad time for all...we lost many of ...Men? Women? during that time...

Posted by: RGallegos at February 04, 2015 04:57 PM (eaiH5)

344 They wouldn't let me speak. They said my vagina had no standing.

Posted by: Debbie Lee Carrington at February 04, 2015 04:57 PM (Rb6mu)

345 A vote for Big Hairy Vagina is a vote for Hillary!



Awesome anti-Hillary bumpersticker.


Hint, hint GOPe.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 04:58 PM (mQXmP)

346


I wonder if a BSHV can be used as somewhat like a railgun, with enough practice...


Posted by: Rev Dr Dumb Bunnies at February 04, 2015 04:58 PM (cNiT0)

347 "Big, Hairy, Smelly Vagina"

*shudder*

Posted by: The Penis Shaped Dildo at February 04, 2015 04:58 PM (MNq6o)

348 OT: SFW unless thay don't Hannity and references to goat sex:


That was funny.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 04, 2015 04:58 PM (0HooB)

349 When the little man in the boat jumps the shark, posterity is DOOMed.

Posted by: Fritz at February 04, 2015 04:58 PM (dVmLD)

350 I used to bullseyevaginas in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters

Posted by: Luke Skywalker at February 04, 2015 04:58 PM (+YNzP)

351
Frankly I love the vagina. Not so much sometimes what it's attached to.

OK, I stick around for one more old joke.

Q: Why do women have c*nts?




A: So men will talk to them.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2015 04:58 PM (JtwS4)

352 A thread about big, hairy, smelly vaginas and no one invited me? I'm the expert in that field.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at February 04, 2015 04:58 PM (GuwT9)

353 Who are the fucking doctors carrying out these procedures?

Posted by: Secundus at February 04, 2015 04:54 PM (dxjfk)



It's not important how I know this. But in other cases they've transplanted the uterus and removed it after the baby was born.

(OK, I know that because..bioethics, case study. That case was a woman with uterine cancer who had already had her uterus removed, and so they used her mom's and then took it out. Yes really.

Frankly, I find that strange too. But then I'm of the "try your best and if it doesn't work adopt" frame of mind.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) and his daughter at February 04, 2015 04:59 PM (HDwDg)

354 I'm part of the patriarchy, so I have no right to an opinion, but it seems like if you have a 'big, hairy, smelly vagina', you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at February 04, 2015 04:59 PM (T1Jm0)

355 I wonder if a BSHV can be used as somewhat like a railgun, with enough practice...
Posted by: Rev Dr Dumb Bunnies at February 04, 2015 04:58 PM


What if someone already has a use for them?

Posted by: Lazlo Hollyfeld at February 04, 2015 04:59 PM (knoK7)

356 So...kinda wondering where the feminist stand on biological men who up and declare themselves women without even bothering to undergo a sex change.Like Chelsea Manning.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 05:00 PM (ABcz/)

357 Until today, I considered vagina a hill worth dying on.

Is there a 50 Shades of Ghey Facebook gender variant for "conscientious vagina objector" ?


Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at February 04, 2015 05:00 PM (QKIQb)

358 57 13


damn it the vagina wars have started and i show up armed with a penis

Posted by: kj at February 04, 2015 04:03 PM (lKyWE)

Better than showing up so-equipped to a sword fight.

Just like a guy, bring a penis to a Vagina War...

Posted by: RGallegos at February 04, 2015 05:00 PM (eaiH5)

359 Yes, Vagina, There is a Smelly Clause

Posted by: Dang at February 04, 2015 05:00 PM (MNq6o)

360 Now the feminists have gone too far!!!!

"The 2015 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition will feature a plus size model for the very first time. Ashley Graham will be modeling a bikini in the newest SI Swimsuit Edition."

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 04, 2015 05:01 PM (XUKZU)

361 Yes, because normal implies that everything else is abby-normal.
So we have a whole new vocabulary - cis-gendered, hetero-normative, etc.


As soon as I hear Leftist Newspeak, I disengage.

I like my brain cells and don't want to sacrifice any of them unwillingly.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 04, 2015 05:01 PM (0HooB)

362 Who's Afraid of Vagina Waft?

Posted by: Dang at February 04, 2015 05:01 PM (MNq6o)

363 Until today, I considered vagina a hill mons worth dying on.
Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at February 04, 2015 05:00 PM


FIFY

Posted by: Lazlo Hollyfeld at February 04, 2015 05:01 PM (knoK7)

364 Don't forget all the monologuing.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 04, 2015 04:57 PM (MMC8r)

Nope, not anymore, too transphobic.


Whereas the antimormon Book of Mormon musical? Fine holiday fun! Take the family! So I found the neo fatwa on the vagina monologues incredibly, beautifully ironic.


Posted by: LizLem, pointing and laughing at silly lib women being silly at February 04, 2015 05:02 PM (yRwC8)

365 I saw Big Hairy Smelly Vagina open at Club 8 for Big Head Todd and the Monsters in '93.

Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at February 04, 2015 05:02 PM (T1Jm0)

366 I'm part of the patriarchy, so I have no right to an
opinion, but it seems like if you have a 'big, hairy, smelly vagina',
you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at February 04, 2015 04:59 PM (T1Jm0)


Agreed. Men? we take care of our junk. My nether regions can equip body armor, reload a rifle and crack a bottle of beer (not the wimpy screw top ones) while reciting Plato.

Formidable. Indeed.

Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:02 PM (x3YFz)

367 Dear God...

"it is a genital form of blackface"

I know whenever I'm having a bad day I can come here for laughs but this is f'in EPIC I tell ya.

It's like watching psycho midgets mud wrestling over a free ride to the fun house.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at February 04, 2015 05:02 PM (baiNQ)

368 >>Now the feminists have gone too far!!!!

Eh, what the modeling industry considers "plus-sized" is usually around size 8, since regular models are size 0. So probably just one curvy model, no actual fatties.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 05:02 PM (ABcz/)

369 Ashley Graham

Hmmm.. Bing indicates she's hitable.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at February 04, 2015 05:03 PM (kff5f)

370 Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2015 04:58 PM (JtwS4)

My favorite vagina joke.

Little boy was showing off his penis to a little girl neighbor.

Little Boy: Nah Nah you don't have one of these .

Little Girl: Thats okay because I've got one of these (pointing to her vagina) and I can get as many of those as I want.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 04, 2015 05:03 PM (Xrson)

371 Eh, what the modeling industry considers "plus-sized" is usually around size 8, since regular models are size 0. So probably just one curvy model, no actual fatties.

-
Size 16.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 04, 2015 05:03 PM (XUKZU)

372 A black, muslim, woman is the epitome of victimology.

She gets bonus points for being deaf and blind too.




Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 04, 2015 05:04 PM (V70Uh)

373


It's not a clown car ladies!


Posted by: Rev Dr Dumb Bunnies at February 04, 2015 05:04 PM (cNiT0)

374 Yes, Vagina, There is a Smelly Clause
Posted by: Dang



*Golf clap*

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 05:04 PM (mQXmP)

375 Unless it's already been said:

We have always been at war with Eur vagina.

Posted by: Jaws at February 04, 2015 05:05 PM (WKNX4)

376 Size 16?

Whoa. That's, uh, an interesting choice. And she'll look like an elephant compared to the other models.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 05:05 PM (ABcz/)

377 A black, muslim, woman is the epitome of victimology.

She gets bonus points for being deaf and blind too.






Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 04, 2015 05:04 PM (V70Uh)

what was that "demotivator" image of a muslim woman standing next to two black trashbags and the guy saying "lovely kids you have there."

Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:05 PM (x3YFz)

378 "The 2015 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition will feature a plus size model for the very first time. Ashley Graham will be modeling a bikini in the newest SI Swimsuit Edition."
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 04, 2015 05:01 PM (XUKZU)

I wouldn't be too concerned; an 8 is plus sized. Athletic women and even Kate Upton have been accused of being plus sized and hiddy fatties. Don't worry be happy GWS.

Posted by: LizLem, pointing and laughing at silly lib women being silly at February 04, 2015 05:05 PM (yRwC8)

379 "The 2015 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition will feature a plus size model for the very first time. Ashley Graham will be modeling a bikini in the newest SI Swimsuit Edition."
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 04, 2015 05:01 PM (XUKZU)


Only women over 6'2" should be called "plus-size". She's pudgy. Cute girl, but a definite pie gut.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at February 04, 2015 05:05 PM (MbqmP)

380 At this point, is there really anything left to be said...?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 05:06 PM (LA7Cm)

381 I'd like to see a study on the correlation of this nation's employment statistics vs. the sudden surge of sexually perverted, totally self-absorbed individuals with no jobs and on the government teat and having way to much time to just sit around and think creating all this societal havoc.

Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2015 05:06 PM (/HX7u)

382 Where's Paglia on all this? She's reliable. Is she holding out for better money?

Posted by: Feh at February 04, 2015 05:06 PM (QEgj7)

383 I think if we all could just chil in front of a good video, we could find things to agree upon

Posted by: Emilie Ratajkowski at February 04, 2015 05:06 PM (FCsIb)

384 Mankind must put an end to vagina, before vagina puts an end to mankind...

//JFK

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 04, 2015 05:06 PM (/4AZU)

385 Garrett Jackson @dgjackson · 3h 3 hours ago
Mitt called @BarackObama from my phone. I was right next to him when he conceded. I know for a fact he didn't say what @davidaxelrod claims

Axelrod and Obama lying about a Republican to paint him as a racist? You. Don't. Say.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2015 05:07 PM (g1DWB)

386 It's not a clown car ladies!




Posted by: Rev Dr Dumb Bunnies at February 04, 2015 05:04 PM (cNiT0)

Dammit, just when you thought it was safe to drink your coffee! +1

Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:07 PM (x3YFz)

387 Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 05:02 PM (ABcz/)]

Mindtwins!

Posted by: LizLem, pointing and laughing at silly lib women being silly at February 04, 2015 05:07 PM (yRwC8)

388 "A black, muslim, woman is the epitome of victimology. She gets bonus points for being deaf and blind too."

My ideal victimhood poker hand was always Black Lesbian in a Wheelchair.

We'd need a "Hoyle on Victimhood Poker" to sort out whether my "two of a kind" lesbians would beat a Muslim straight, so to speak.

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at February 04, 2015 05:09 PM (QKIQb)

389 If armed aliens arrive and observe this nonsense, we are all fucked.

Posted by: Future Slave of Alien Insect-Like Creatures

We have analyzed the situation and decided to avoid contact and watch from afar. Great entertainment from the Sky Booths and even more fun than mass incineration.

Posted by: Insect-Like Creatures from Andromeda at February 04, 2015 05:09 PM (1BQGO)

390 >>Mindtwins!

Yep! And we were both wrong - she's a big girl.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 05:09 PM (ABcz/)

391 I ain't gonna squash it and you don't need to wash it.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at February 04, 2015 05:09 PM (JdEZJ)

392 So where's a good place to get an old fur cleaned? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Dang at February 04, 2015 05:10 PM (MNq6o)

393 Meanwhile, in the Real World, John F'n Kerry is said to be cutting a deal with Iran.

Choom Boy is giving them everything they want except immediate permission to nuke Tel Aviv, apparently.

Posted by: MrScribbler at February 04, 2015 05:10 PM (P8YHq)

394 388 Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at February 04, 2015 05:09 PM (QKIQb)

Throw in "anti-0vax activist in an iron lung on wheels" and you've won the powerplay of the Victimalympics...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 04, 2015 05:10 PM (/4AZU)

395 "The 2015 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
will feature a plus size model for the very first time. Ashley Graham
will be modeling a bikini in the newest SI Swimsuit Edition."

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 04, 2015 05:01 PM (XUKZU)



Only women over 6'2" should be called "plus-size". She's pudgy. Cute girl, but a definite pie gut.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at February 04, 2015 05:05 PM (MbqmP)


if yer fat, PC ain't gonna make you less fat or guys want you more.

Just like if you're a dude and fat. Biology is what it is.

Next time you feel like you're not working out enough, just head to WalMart; you'll walk away with your self-confidence meter full up.

Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:10 PM (x3YFz)

396 Mankind must put an end to vagina, before vagina puts an end to mankind...
//JFK



Ask not what you can do for vagina,
but what vagina can do for you

//JFK

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 05:10 PM (mQXmP)

397 I don't particularly care for skinny girls and like the full figured ladies but Ashley Graham has a little too much back fat for me.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 04, 2015 05:10 PM (Xrson)

398 Ashley Graham's shins are very hittable.


Posted by: David Rappaport at February 04, 2015 05:11 PM (Rb6mu)

399 >>I'd like to see a study on the correlation of this nation's employment
statistics vs. the sudden surge of sexually perverted, totally
self-absorbed individuals with no jobs and on the government teat and
having way to much time to just sit around and think creating all this
societal havoc.

Compare it to the number of graduates w/degrees in Gender Studies, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 05:11 PM (ABcz/)

400 Ace I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for not putting up pictures of a fake transsexual vagina. This IS a classy blog.

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at February 04, 2015 05:11 PM (Msg5U)

401 I saw an internet video last week of a company where they manufacture fake vaginas for men. The thrust of the story was the "model" for the vagina was visiting the factory to see the product.

I don't know what that has to do with Ace's post, but I thought I would share..

http://youtu.be/z4DQCLhFIg4

I believe it is a sign of the end times...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 04, 2015 05:11 PM (4+IgA)

402 [I mean, there is being nice to people who are sick and there is being asked to say things that you know are untrue. We have tipped over into the later place.

A fundamental part of brainwashing is forcing you to say things you know aren't true.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 04, 2015 05:12 PM (MMC8r)

403 Enough of this. Let's move forward.

Scott Walker 2016

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 04, 2015 05:12 PM (vSxTY)

404 and no, for the record, we don't want to see a fat chick in SI's swimsuit issue.

No one wants to see some lumpy ass in a bikini. Ever.

Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:12 PM (x3YFz)

405 Stay out of my vagina!!! Just kidding.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 04, 2015 05:12 PM (Msg5U)

406 I don't particularly care for skinny girls and like
the full figured ladies but Ashley Graham has a little too much back fat
for me.

Posted by: Bob Belcher

We're gonna need a bigger computer monitor.


Posted by: Dang at February 04, 2015 05:13 PM (MNq6o)

407 How does this post help us?

Posted by: Ewok Liberation Front at February 04, 2015 05:13 PM (0FSuD)

408 I know not what weapon world vagina III will be fought with, but world vagina IV will be fought with sticks and stones posts, and pans, and rolling pins.

//Albert Einstein on the porch

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 04, 2015 05:14 PM (/4AZU)

409 Yep! And we were both wrong - she's a big girl.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 05:09 PM (ABcz/)

For a model, yes, but I suspect every straight 'Ron here would still hit that.

I read in the Daily Mail the other day that Charlotte McKinney's biggest goal in life is to be a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model...if this gal beats her out for the prize, girl is gonna be ticked!

Posted by: LizLem at February 04, 2015 05:14 PM (yRwC8)

410 A fundamental part of brainwashing is forcing you to say things you know aren't true.
Posted by: Zap Rowsdower

There. Are. Four. Lights.

Posted by: Jean-Luc Picard at February 04, 2015 05:14 PM (GuwT9)

411 "A black, muslim, woman is the epitome of victimology. She gets bonus points for being deaf and blind too."

My ideal victimhood poker hand was always Black Lesbian in a Wheelchair.

We'd need a "Hoyle on Victimhood Poker" to sort out whether my "two of a kind" lesbians would beat a Muslim straight, so to speak.

-
It's like rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 04, 2015 05:15 PM (XUKZU)

412 Hey ace-

Can you post something else really dumb?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2015 05:15 PM (g1DWB)

413 and no, for the record, we don't want to see a fat chick in SI's swimsuit issue.No one wants to see some lumpy ass in a bikini. Ever.
Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:12 PM (x3YFz)


------------------------------------


Yup. If I want to see that, I'll go to a typical northeastern beach in the summer.

Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2015 05:15 PM (/HX7u)

414 If armed aliens arrive and observe this nonsense, we are all fucked.

Not necessarily. They'd probably take one look at us, then look at each other, then hightail it out of the solar system.

For good.

Posted by: OregonMuse at February 04, 2015 05:15 PM (I8YZX)

415 410 Posted by: Jean-Luc Picard at February 04, 2015 05:14 PM (GuwT9)

and one finger...

//The TNG Night Shift

http://youtu.be/G4ApQrbhQp8

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 04, 2015 05:15 PM (/4AZU)

416 It's all about that Bass! Fat girls need love!



http://tinyurl.com/n3lgtbb

Posted by: The Bitch carrying a whore mattress at Columbia at February 04, 2015 05:16 PM (0FSuD)

417 Can you imagine some of the war movies they will make about The Vagina Wars? Like "Hamburger Mound."

Posted by: begerbilder at February 04, 2015 05:16 PM (2o6Wj)

418 >>> 2015 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
will feature a plus size model for the very first time. Ashley Graham
will be modeling a bikini in the newest SI Swimsuit Edition."



LOOK AT THE WHALE,DAMMIT!

Posted by: Hillary 2016 at February 04, 2015 05:16 PM (XFiuW)

419 it's pitiable to see PC bullshit in SI swimsuit edition

clown show

next it'll be bearded ladies

Posted by: Feh at February 04, 2015 05:16 PM (QEgj7)

420
I think it Freud who first outlined the stages of human psychological development.

There's a stage when toddlers, whateverthefuck 'toddlers' are, are curious about their hoo-hoo's and their poop-holes.

Many Leftists regress to this stage. In fact, one of the things that attracts people to Leftism is the freedom to think and act like a child again.

Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 04, 2015 05:16 PM (grMf8)

421 My son asked me what a transexual was yesterday



I said "ask your mom, he'll know"

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at February 04, 2015 05:16 PM (Msg5U)

422 **Ashley Graham goes by**

**keeps right on texting**

Posted by: a guy on his sailboat at February 04, 2015 05:17 PM (f8y+G)

423 Hey ace-



Can you post something else really dumb?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2015 05:15 PM (g1DWB)


Dude.. the guy has been running AoSHQ for over a decade. Pretty much non-stop. He's entitled to an off day so back the fuck up.

Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:17 PM (x3YFz)

424 I wanted to draw the line at Homo Marriage, but noooooo.

Posted by: nip at February 04, 2015 05:17 PM (a6Odp)

425 Don't you think we've beaten this subject enough. Well, not that I meant beat as in .... oh Damn....

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 05:17 PM (Bn6aD)

426 "I'd like to see a study on the correlation of this nation's employment
statistics vs. the sudden surge of sexually perverted, totally
self-absorbed individuals with no jobs and on the government teat."

You get gubmint $ for that now ? Time for a little one-to-one eye chat. What have you done for me lately, Special Friend? (stares from pants to paycheck, meager accomodations and empty fridge, back to paycheck, back to pants).

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at February 04, 2015 05:17 PM (QKIQb)

427 Wow. Take a look at the picture at the top of WZ and see if you can guess who it is.

Shades of Whitey.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2015 05:18 PM (g1DWB)

428 sorry, reality mostly says fat girls have ten fingers, plenty

Posted by: Feh at February 04, 2015 05:18 PM (QEgj7)

429 My son asked me what a transexual was yesterday





I said "ask your mom, he'll know"


Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at February 04, 2015 05:16 PM (Msg5U)


hah! so stealing that.

Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:18 PM (x3YFz)

430 >>There's a stage when toddlers, whateverthefuck 'toddlers' are, are curious about their hoo-hoo's and their poop-holes.

The Anal Stage of psychosexual development.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2015 05:18 PM (ABcz/)

431
If all you do is obsess all day about sexual reproduction organs, you're not only a useless piece of shit who contributes absolutely nothing to society, you are an adult-child who should be given shock-therapy until you act your age.

Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 04, 2015 05:19 PM (grMf8)

432 Nice. A thread about stupid 'women' with a little rape tossed in.



And on my computer, sponsored ads for People's Jewelers with heart shaped jewelry.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 04, 2015 05:20 PM (AC0lD)

433
Don't you think we've beaten this subject enough. Well, not that I meant beat as in .... oh Damn....

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 05:17 PM (Bn6aD)


LOL you are on a roll... don't stop keep them coming ...oh crap...

Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:20 PM (x3YFz)

434 The warm teat of sympathy is a lie to hide the fact the stuff in your mouth did, in fact, come from my penis.


Fuck it, I've got less than 2 years, bitches. The time for pretending is past.

Posted by: Barky McPhuckstick at February 04, 2015 05:20 PM (yn6XZ)

435 All of this is very funny until you come to the realization...that we lose elections to these people.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 04, 2015 05:20 PM (6fyGz)

436 Shades of Whitey.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2015 05:18 PM (g1DWB)
------Wow. Him and his brother Harry must have picked on the wrong little kid.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 04, 2015 05:20 PM (vVSOO)

437 Is your big, smelly vagina sweating or are you just happy to see

Ben Jerry's is on sale?

Posted by: Dang at February 04, 2015 05:20 PM (MNq6o)

438 Don't you think we've beaten this subject enough. Well, not that I meant beat as in .... oh Damn....



It's like Whack a Hole.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 05:20 PM (mQXmP)

439 Posted by: begerbilder at February 04, 2015 05:16 PM (2o6W

Sands In Ya Bajinga


Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 04, 2015 05:21 PM (Xrson)

440 In this instance, "I can't breathe" is a blessing.

Posted by: fly gal at February 04, 2015 05:21 PM (8TdcF)

441 435 All of this is very funny until you come to the realization...that we lose elections to these people.

Dang it to hell you had to remind Me?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 05:21 PM (Bn6aD)

442 If all you do is obsess all day about sexual reproduction organs, you're not only a useless piece of shit who contributes absolutely nothing to society, you are an adult-child who should be given shock-therapy until you act your age.
Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 04, 2015 05:19 PM (grMf


-------------------------------------------


Good thing threads like this only last about two to three hours, huh?

Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2015 05:21 PM (/HX7u)

443 no, lefty just wants to kill the healthy west

Posted by: Feh at February 04, 2015 05:21 PM (QEgj7)

444
next it'll be bearded ladies Bruce Jenner

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at February 04, 2015 05:21 PM (MMC8r)

445 If all you do is obsess all day about sexual
reproduction organs, you're not only a useless piece of shit who
contributes absolutely nothing to society, you are an adult-child who
should be given shock-therapy until you act your age.





Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 04, 2015 05:19 PM (grMf


if that's a backhanded insult toward the Horde and our love of boobehs, honor compels me to challenge you to a duel.

Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:22 PM (x3YFz)

446 441
435 All of this is very funny until you come to the realization...that we lose elections to these people.
------
Aw, crap.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 04, 2015 05:22 PM (vVSOO)

447 423
Hey ace-





Can you post something else really dumb?



Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2015 05:15 PM (g1DWB)


OK. Obama really has a college degree and is not a Mohammedan.


That and Reggie gives it to him in the ass and he still smokes, and blah blah blah.

Posted by: Ewok Liberation Front at February 04, 2015 05:22 PM (0FSuD)

448 pffth

Posted by: Feh at February 04, 2015 05:22 PM (QEgj7)

449 Bruce Jenner

That's Bruceline....

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 05:22 PM (Bn6aD)

450 >>> It's all about that Bass! Fat girls need love!

While we're on the subject...I still haven't figured out what the crap "Bass" is referring to...sex? butt? curves? Because Trainor drops that reference in more than one song and it makes less and less sense each time the word is trotted out. Like "bringing sexy back," I think it's just a nonsensical phrase meant to provoke and sell more records.

Posted by: LizLem at February 04, 2015 05:22 PM (yRwC8)

451 No matter how stunning and convincing a transexual may be, no matter how
good in bed they are, they'll never achieve their full potential as a
real woman. They just don't possess the right "internal bits":



The genes for cooking and cleaning.




One for the 'ettes...*puts on flak jacket*

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at February 04, 2015 05:23 PM (Msg5U)

452 Good thing threads like this only last about two to three hours, huh?

Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2015 05:21 PM


'cause if they lasted more than four hours, we'd have to seek medical attention

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 04, 2015 05:23 PM (2Ayux)

453 It's time to head to the club and drink away my depression. BBL

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 04, 2015 05:23 PM (0FSuD)

454 All of this is very funny until you come to the realization...that we lose elections to these people.

RINO!

Oh...wait...

Yes!!

Posted by: GOP at February 04, 2015 05:23 PM (yl/WE)

455 >>next it'll be bearded ladies


*ahem*

http://preview.tinyurl.com/mzrglgu

Posted by: Conchita Wurst at February 04, 2015 05:23 PM (ABcz/)

456 If no one has posted it yet:

Gallup CEO calls unemployment numbers complete bullshit. Via Breitbart.

http://tinyurl.com/mvpcklj

Well, duh......

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at February 04, 2015 05:24 PM (mru3R)

457 Red Badge of Pootage

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 04, 2015 05:24 PM (Xrson)

458 *Click*

*Click*

_

*whir*

Posted by: TB3K at February 04, 2015 05:24 PM (XFiuW)

459 455 It's time to head to the club and drink away my depression. BBL

It's only 2:30 here, but I might have to join you...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 05:24 PM (Bn6aD)

460 Aaannnndddd, speaking of crap, here he is. Right on schedule. 3:30 Mountain time.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 04, 2015 05:24 PM (vVSOO)

461 How do all these toxic leftists expect to get along in the workplace and advance in their careers? Oh, wait, I get it.

Posted by: Got Room for 2 More Parasites on My Back at February 04, 2015 05:24 PM (7u7u7)

462 You'd think Harry Reid would know not to stretch a FItBit activity wristband that far.

Posted by: I'm not a community organizer or even an actor playing a community organizer at February 04, 2015 05:24 PM (e8kgV)

463
Astute observation, MUMR.

Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 04, 2015 05:25 PM (grMf8)

464 >>The genes for cooking and cleaning.

Making sammiches.

Posted by: Conchita Wurst at February 04, 2015 05:25 PM (ABcz/)

465 While we're on the subject...I still haven't figured out what the crap "Bass" is referring to...sex?




Hummers?

Largemouth Bass.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 05:25 PM (mQXmP)

466
Anybody use me in a joke yet?

Posted by: Three Day Old Dead Giant Bearded Clam at February 04, 2015 05:26 PM (0cMkb)

467 "Astute observation, MUMR."



Yeah, ever so often he has a rational one.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 05:26 PM (LA7Cm)

468 If the thread already being dead isn't enough here it comes.... Dang, stepped in that one...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 05:26 PM (Bn6aD)

469 It's time to head to the club and drink away my depression. BBL


Posted by: Nip Sip at February 04, 2015 05:23 PM (0FSuD)


I... maybe just me but I can see Nip wrecking the room to "Evacuate The Dance Floor"

Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:26 PM (x3YFz)

470 Red Badge of Pootage

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 04, 2015 05:24 PM


The Little Man in Das Boot

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2015 05:27 PM (knoK7)

471 467

Anybody use me in a joke yet?





Posted by: Three Day Old Dead Giant Bearded Clam at February 04, 2015 05:26 PM (0cMkb)

If I can find my *blank*...we'll ride out of here.

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at February 04, 2015 05:27 PM (Msg5U)

472 If the thread already being dead isn't enough here it comes.... Dang, stepped in that one...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 04, 2015 05:26 PM (Bn6aD)


Lol... you really need to get laid.

Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:27 PM (x3YFz)

473 Vagina war movies ? Pretty sure every variation of "Shaving Private Ryan"
has been covered by Belle Knox's co-workers by now. Germaine Greer
sounds like she'd be up for re-conceptualizing "The Dirty Dozen." "They Cried With Their Boobs On?" "Battle of the Bulge" (OFC) - as is, right on the package.




Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at February 04, 2015 05:28 PM (QKIQb)

474 Is a transformer a transsexual that went back to their original gender?

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 04, 2015 05:28 PM (Xrson)

475 When Hairy met Sally of the Tranny Cooter

Posted by: Old Blue at February 04, 2015 05:29 PM (vVSOO)

476 Bravepart

Posted by: Mel(anie) Gibson at February 04, 2015 05:29 PM (f8y+G)

477
I coulda had my wang hollowed out and made into a grotesque fake vagina, but


you let me drown in my bath, you bastards!

Posted by: Nationwide Dead Kid at February 04, 2015 05:29 PM (0cMkb)

478 This is why the murkin was invented- so regular libs could escape scorn by showing fur. I wonder if they come with a pocket where you could store a sardine or some kippered herring.

Posted by: Long John Shivers at February 04, 2015 05:30 PM (yn6XZ)

479

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 04, 2015 05:29 PM (SKkpn)


time to change your nic buddy. It's played out.

Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:30 PM (x3YFz)

480 OK, and now that I've dropped a huge MUMR into the punch bowl I'm off to work. Hopefully with less slurry fountains tonight.


Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 04, 2015 05:31 PM (6fyGz)

481 Hear about the guy who became a transsexual and then realized (s)he was into women? so then (s)he's gay...right? Oh hell, I give up.

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at February 04, 2015 05:31 PM (Msg5U)

482 I AM NOT CRAZY!!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 04, 2015 05:30 PM (SKkpn)



all you wanted was a Pepsi?

Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:31 PM (x3YFz)

483 Step out for a while, return, and it's Vagina Wars Wednesday.

And for the record, my vagina isn't hairy and smelly. But then, I'm not a rad fem.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 05:31 PM (FsuaD)

484
You'd think that homosexuals would see these tranny freaks and it would open their eyes to where they themselves are coming from and heading towards.

Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 04, 2015 05:32 PM (grMf8)

485 And I see it's cray-cray o'clock. Again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 05:32 PM (FsuaD)

486 'Old-school feminist Germaine Greer recently asserted that trannies aren't women because they don't realize what it's like "to have a big, hairy, smelly vagina." '

Talking like that ain't gonna get you asked to the prom.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 04, 2015 05:32 PM (TWZh8)

487 DRUDGE REPORT @DRUDGE_REPORT 15m
JEB: 'DRAMATICALLY EXPAND' IMMIGRANT WORK PERMITS... http://drudge.tw/1zBlp40

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 04, 2015 05:32 PM (ZPrif)

488 483
Step out for a while, return, and it's Vagina Wars Wednesday.

And for the record, my vagina isn't hairy and smelly. But then, I'm not a rad fem.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 05:31 PM (FsuaD)

some one asks for pics in...3...2

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at February 04, 2015 05:33 PM (Msg5U)

489 481
Hear about the guy who became a transsexual and then realized (s)he was
into women? so then (s)he's gay...right? Oh hell, I give up.


Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at February 04, 2015 05:31 PM (Msg5U)
-------I know, right? Getchyer score card! Getchyer score card here! Can't tell the players without yer score card!

Posted by: Old Blue at February 04, 2015 05:33 PM (vVSOO)

490
btw, Germaine Greer is a feminist like Marx was a feminist. By that I mean that they're both Marxists.

Posted by: Soothsayer learned psychology from Bob Newhart at February 04, 2015 05:33 PM (grMf8)

491 "JEB: 'DRAMATICALLY EXPAND' IMMIGRANT WORK PERMITS... "



No surprises there. Jebba's as big a CoCsucker as there is the GOP.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 04, 2015 05:33 PM (LA7Cm)

492 Clambo

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 04, 2015 05:34 PM (Xrson)

493 Dramatically expand Illegal Immigrant Work Permits.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at February 04, 2015 05:34 PM (hlbmD)

494 Stink the Bismarck.

Posted by: begerbilder at February 04, 2015 05:34 PM (2o6Wj)

495 If it aint real pink, it aint real stink!

Posted by: Germaine Greer at February 04, 2015 05:34 PM (yn6XZ)

496 488 Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 04, 2015 05:32 PM (ZPrif)

Well Jeb may be a fan of the "New Gods" world by Jack Kirby....

we're gonna be the 4th world not even the 3d...

I'll be Forager...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forager_%28comics%29

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 04, 2015 05:35 PM (/4AZU)

497 This thread smells like fish.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2015 05:35 PM (hlbmD)

498 Ashley Graham doesn't look too bad.

Little thick around the middle, but I bet her doing some housework will burn that off pretty fast.

Plus, I think I would have her a little too busy so she won't be needing to go eat any bon bons, IYKWIMAITYD.

Put her on a low carb, high protein diet of sausage, meatballs, and hot dogs and she will be totes fine.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 04, 2015 05:35 PM (+Fae7)

499 63 3 I saw Big, Hairy, Smelly Vaginas open for....
Posted by: EC at February 04, 2015 04:01 PM (doBIb

My Big Throbbing D*ck?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 04, 2015 04:10 PM (l1zOH)

Big Dick and the Extenders

Posted by: Insomniac at February 04, 2015 05:35 PM (mx5oN)

500 JEB: 'DRAMATICALLY EXPAND' IMMIGRANT WORK PERMITS... http://drudge.tw/1zBlp40

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 04, 2015 05:32 PM (ZPrif)


Yeah. That clown has exactly as much chance of being elected as there is of Kate Beckinsale knocking on my front door wearing nothing but earrings and a smile.

If he's the nominee? I stay home.

And you can save the commentary about not voting: I've heard it all. I don't vote for assholes. It's about what's right. and that shit wouldn't be right.

Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:35 PM (x3YFz)

501 The Bridge Over The Red River Kwai

Posted by: Fritz at February 04, 2015 05:35 PM (dVmLD)

502 The Chamber of Commerce is the real enemy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2015 05:36 PM (hlbmD)

503 The nice thing about TG's HooHoos(in theory I wouldn't know) would be the Dr's ability to add a glade air freshener dispenser....

maybe add a clapper like device called the "tickler" and the room will always be effervescent....

clap clap....

hey it's jasmine

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 04, 2015 05:36 PM (/4AZU)

504 American Snapper.

Posted by: fly gal at February 04, 2015 05:36 PM (8TdcF)

505 And keep in mind, gentle readers, that it's possible that your tax dollars may be going to help these....troubled souls......achieve their dream of becoming other sexual.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 04, 2015 05:36 PM (vVSOO)

506 'Old-school feminist Germaine Greer recently asserted that trannies aren't women because they don't realize what it's like "to have a big, hairy, smelly vagina." '

Talking like that ain't gonna get you asked to the prom.
Posted by: nerdygirl



Mizz Greer, would you go to prom with us?
-Chess Club

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 05:36 PM (mQXmP)

507 The Big Pink One

Posted by: Lee(la) Marvin at February 04, 2015 05:36 PM (f8y+G)

508 Somebody spray some febreze in here.

Posted by: dantesed at February 04, 2015 05:37 PM (88xKn)

509 Big Vagina is homophobic.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2015 05:37 PM (hlbmD)

510 509 Posted by: dantesed at February 04, 2015 05:37 PM (88xKn)


clap clap


wow wild tangerine...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 04, 2015 05:37 PM (/4AZU)

511 So... it's officially a TERF war?

(SOMEone had to go there.)

Bottom line: radfems are prejudiced against former males who've had a lopitoffamy and don't consider them real women. That's what it boils down to.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at February 04, 2015 05:37 PM (iIzG7)

512 I just wish these damn cats wold stop following me around every time I go outside.

Posted by: Germaine Greer at February 04, 2015 05:38 PM (8ZskC)

513 481 Hear about the guy who became a transsexual and then realized (s)he was into women? so then (s)he's gay...right? Oh hell, I give up.
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at February 04, 2015 05:31 PM (Msg5U)

You mean I'm just a man with a mutilated penis!?

Posted by: Mr. Garrison at February 04, 2015 05:38 PM (mx5oN)

514 (SKkpn) <--- can we embarrel this idiot already?

Posted by: TangoNine at February 04, 2015 05:38 PM (x3YFz)

515 Tuna! Tuna! Tuna!

Posted by: begerbilder at February 04, 2015 05:38 PM (2o6Wj)

516 Have a good evening, ya buncha morons.. Time to head home and start drinking heavily.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 04, 2015 05:38 PM (4+IgA)

517 508 The Big Pink One
Posted by: Lee(la) Marvin at February 04, 2015 05:36 PM (f8y+G)

Or you can keep the original name and only show it once a month in theaters.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 04, 2015 05:38 PM (Xrson)

518 Has anyone made any vagina jokes yet?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 04, 2015 05:38 PM (XVNm3)

519 I was just musing to myself about how Patton would have handled the Vagina Wars. Sadly I must head into a meeting but in my mind I will see him mounting the stage and instead of a big flag behind him it would be a big vagina.
Take it form there...

Posted by: Diogenes at February 04, 2015 05:39 PM (08Znv)

520 11 Is there any possible infringed upon victimized group that we possibly haven't heard from yet?
Posted by: tu3031 at February 04, 2015 04:03 PM (S0A/C)

Singlists who are being discriminated against and made to feel baaad, by the marriagists are just starting to speak up about the horrendous treatment that they are subjected to.
Check your marriage privilege, YOU BASTARDS!

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 04, 2015 05:39 PM (TWZh8)

521 514 Posted by: Mr. Garrison at February 04, 2015 05:38 PM (mx5oN)

so a litigious minded asshole can voluntarily join two victim classes voluntarily....

I'm a dude that looks like Andre the Giant, I get lil' Andre mutilated and now I am a lesbian woman....

so if you don't hire me I can sue you into oblivion....

//Andrea the Giantess

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 04, 2015 05:39 PM (/4AZU)

522 Mumra is a minion of evil. With cut & paste skills!

Posted by: Lion-O (yeah, my parent spelled it that way) at February 04, 2015 05:40 PM (yn6XZ)

523 Ace is indulging his fascination with social psych by leaving this up top.

This post was "let's create social gravity well of lowbrow humor and see how far down the Horde will sink."

I resent being used as your lab rat, Ace. But every time I step on the button, some cheese comes out. And I like cheese.

Have you no shame, at long last?

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame ere at February 04, 2015 05:40 PM (QKIQb)

524 I'm curious. When TERPs fight trannies, is it a slap-fight or full-on brawl?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 05:40 PM (FsuaD)

525

What if the guys in Braveheart and Goadiator fought with BHSV rather than a buncha swords?

"Are you entertained? Look at this huge hairy bush!!!"

Posted by: rev dr e bunnies bunny at February 04, 2015 05:40 PM (nkLIP)

526 Inglorious Bitches

The Hurt Vagina

Full Metal Merkin

Posted by: Fritz at February 04, 2015 05:41 PM (dVmLD)

527 In case anyone's wondering, there are technical names for various surgeries, like an appendectomy or a herniorrhaphy. The technical name for the surgery for male-to-female reassignment is a "lopitoffamy." The female version going in the other direction is an "addadictomy."

The More You Know...

Posted by: Keith Arnold at February 04, 2015 05:41 PM (iIzG7)

528 We will dance-fight them on the beaches......

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2015 05:41 PM (hlbmD)

529 We Were Trannies Once, And Young

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 05:41 PM (FsuaD)

530 Scissor me, Xerxes!

Posted by: Mr. Garrison at February 04, 2015 05:42 PM (mx5oN)

531 Seriously, Germaine, put some Febreze on that thing.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 04, 2015 05:42 PM (TWZh8)

532 We are unworthy of SMOD. Seriously. This world is beyond f*cked up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 05:42 PM (FsuaD)

533 533 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2015 05:42 PM (FsuaD)

Pray your son marries well...be as prepared as you can for the idiocy to hit the fan....


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 04, 2015 05:43 PM (/4AZU)

534 Anybody got advice on how to check oneself into rehab?

Posted by: Redshirt at February 04, 2015 05:43 PM (Ae09I)

535 The war of the cocksucker mafia on bakeries continues.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2015 05:44 PM (hlbmD)

536 so a litigious minded asshole can voluntarily join two victim classes voluntarily....

-----------------------------------------


Can't make any money without diversifying, son. Ask Moo Boy. He's really into this type of thing.

Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2015 05:45 PM (/HX7u)

537 We will dance-fight them on the beaches......



Two snaps and a spin!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 05:47 PM (6Pq3C)

538 Everyone can be a Native American.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2015 05:47 PM (hlbmD)

539 Anybody got advice on how to check oneself into rehab?
Posted by: Redshirt at February 04, 2015 05:43 PM (Ae09I)


------------------------------------------


Find a treatment center, then knock on the door.

Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2015 05:47 PM (/HX7u)

540 I can imagine St. Peter's first question: " Well, what did you accomplish in your life?"

Posted by: begerbilder at February 04, 2015 05:49 PM (2o6Wj)

541 And here I am. Alone with crazy-boy. Have I past peak blog?

Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2015 05:52 PM (/HX7u)

542 Crazy-boy is in serious need of a therapy session with some dimensional lumber. Sorry, Soona.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at February 04, 2015 05:54 PM (iIzG7)

543 nood.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2015 05:57 PM (i+drs)

544 Crazy-boy is in serious need of a therapy session with some dimensional lumber. Sorry, Soona.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at February 04, 2015 05:54 PM


I believe the technical term is "corrective phrenology"

(h/t to Brother Cavil for the phrase)

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 04, 2015 05:58 PM (2Ayux)

545 I kind of wonder how long until Transwhatevers start harrassing pregnant women for oh I don't know, preggo-shaming? Gravid-shaming? Who the fvck knows, but by showing that they are pregnant being an offense to trans because a MTF can't get pregnant.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at February 04, 2015 05:59 PM (Opyrm)

546 The Red Pad of Courage

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 04, 2015 06:06 PM (+Fae7)

547 It is odd that if one just gives up and decides suicide is the answer the horde response is compassion but if one asks for help to survive it's a wood plank to the head.

Posted by: Redshirt at February 04, 2015 06:22 PM (Ae09I)

548 229 Oh, for pity's sake. Can't these lunatics just go away? How about they move to some little, sequestered compound where they can enjoy their victimization without annoying the rest of us?
I suppose I could think of some other more inane form of victimization, but nothing comes to mind at the moment. It does occur to me, however, that if we ever start having more severe Islamic troubles in this country -- and it does seem sort of likely -- this crowd is going to have a real problem.
Posted by: Nancy at February 04, 2015 04:38 PM (iQoIE)


Annoying the rest of us is the POINT. These internecine struggles are just to determine which sub-sub-sub-sub-group of 'victims' get to tell the rest of us how to think and ultimately what to do.

Posted by: J. Random Dude at February 04, 2015 06:23 PM (8OfdL)

549 Best line (of many) from that Goad article: "eriously, some of these trans activists can be so whiny that I am sometimes tempted to concede that they actually are women[.]"

Posted by: Alex at February 04, 2015 06:25 PM (7Yy8M)

550 Anybody got advice on how to check oneself into rehab?
Posted by: Redshirt at February 04, 2015 05:43 PM (Ae09I)

Are you employed? There are helplines through your work. They are anonymous and can direct you to the best resource to meet your needs.

Alcohol only? Try www.aa.org for local info.

Another site for alcohol.drug treatment: recovery.org
1-888-249-7292

I would not recommend anything less than a 28 day program for inpatient. However, many have found a life-changing experience through AA. It worked for me. Eight and a half years. One day at a time.

Posted by: NoLongerintheBellyoftheBeast at February 04, 2015 06:26 PM (D/mKE)

551 Redshirt, are you still here?

I was googling to get you some good info, not just something from a for-profit center.

I will look for you up-thread. We can come back here to talk, or find another way.

Posted by: NoLongerintheBellyoftheBeast at February 04, 2015 06:30 PM (D/mKE)

552 "So, feminism? You take the most glorious bodypart of God's benevolent creation and describe it in a way that turns the stomach?"

Well, in Germaine Greer's case, I think her description may be accurate.
http://tinyurl.com/dcq46 [Very NSFW]

Posted by: Alex at February 04, 2015 06:36 PM (7Yy8M)

553 #431, obsessing about sex organs all day was how I spent most of junior high, unless I was out playing Dungeons and Dragons or wrecking mountain bikes.

Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at February 04, 2015 07:05 PM (XhS3T)

554 Ridiculous article about a ridiculous topic - Idiocracy....

Posted by: Jen at February 04, 2015 07:42 PM (msAGT)

555 I think the objection is that trannies, because they're not WOMEN, can't understand discrimination like they do.

Posted by: Steve O at February 04, 2015 10:07 PM (YzrrX)

556 It always and I mean always gets down to the pussy.

Posted by: Gene Kelly at February 05, 2015 06:30 AM (eedLh)

557 Stacy McCain has been reporting on the battle between RedFems and trannies for a while now. Particularly funny is Cathy Brennan's crusade to keep them out of women's "safe spaces": http://theothermccain.com/2014/08/26/free-cathy-brennan/

Another fun fact: many of the absolutely craziest feminist nutjobs in the anti-Gamergate crowd are not actually women at all, but trannies who mistake their inability to be histrionic drama whores to mean they're actually women. (Because as we all know, women are all histrionic drama whores. Bizarrely, I find myself agreeing with the RadFems for once in their assertion that trannies are inherently sexist because they see women as caricatures rather than individuals.) Even if you don't care about the current battle between libertarians and the SJWs, watching trannies embarrass themselves is at once entertaining and cringeworthy.

Posted by: Saber Alter at February 05, 2015 12:40 PM (X1b+q)

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