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Leftwing Hollywood Dummies Form "Artists for Warren," Encouraging Far Left Non-Indian Elizabeth Warren to Run for President

It's like a Murderer's Row of Dumb.

Susan Sarandon, Olivia Wilde and Edward Norton are among the more than 90 entertainers urging Sen. Elizabeth Warren to throw her hat in the 2016 presidential race.


The group -- which also includes Mark Ruffalo, Natasha Lyonne, Julia Stiles, and “The Avengers” director Joss Whedon -- penned an open letter this week to the Massachusetts Democrat, pushing her to make a White House bid.

Two out of three Hulks. I guess that's pretty good.

Some other links:

Here's the guy who started the modern convulsion of anti-vax paranoia with his admittedly fraudulent Lancet "study."

Interesting piece by the Hoover Institute on anti-vax panic, and a student's lawsuit to compel school administrators to ban un-inoculated students from attending school at all, so that he himself won't be exposed to their risk.

Gallup: Real unemployment is at 7.1% and real underemployment (working a temp job instead of a full time one) is at a quite high 15.9%.

Obama's bloodless reaction to the burned-alive Jordanian pilot is getting a lot of reaction. (Many point out that he claimed to not know who had done this.) This guy is annoyed.

Good Lord, Obama plainly just wants to go back to watching Sports Center and Homeland.

Good piece by VDH on Obama's foreign policy: It only seems baffling if you assume he's trying to advance the interests of America.

A third gender -- "neutral" -- is recognized by, get this, a university in Vermont.

Josh Earnest won't say if Obama supports mandatory vaccinations, so of course the media is free to assume whatever answer is most politically helpful to the Democrat cause at any moment.

If "To Catch a Mockingbird" were released today, Atticus Finch would be reviled as a pro-rape villain.

You know that woman, promoted by Senator Kristin "I like my gals plump" Gillibrand? The one walking around with a mattress to protest the university taking no action in her rape complaint, and in fact clearing the accused?

Yeah, here's why they took no action and in fact cleared the accused.

Yet Gillibrand continues promoting this woman, and no one questions her about it.

Posted by: Ace at 08:28 PM




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1 Dnnnnn. Dnnnn. Dnnn-dnnn-dnn.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 03, 2015 08:30 PM (hlbmD)

2 Let's face it, Susan Sarandon's "career" was based on her tits.

Now that they're heading south - literally - she's done.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 03, 2015 08:31 PM (oKE6c)

3 http://tinyurl.com/lgg7d94

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 03, 2015 08:31 PM (hlbmD)

4 Bring out your soon to be dead.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 03, 2015 08:32 PM (hlbmD)

5 Olivia Wilde is for looking at, not listening to...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 03, 2015 08:32 PM (GEICT)

6 Catch?

You mean Kill?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 03, 2015 08:32 PM (0LHZx)

7 Dances With Dipshits

Posted by: Suckagawea Warren at February 03, 2015 08:32 PM (f8y+G)

8 My God. It's full of retard studies!

Posted by: tsj017 at February 03, 2015 08:32 PM (xPS+z)

9 This is a good thing about Warren. The only way a Republican has anything above a snowball's chance to win, is if Warren is the "D" nominee.

We should do everything we can to help the left wing out.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 03, 2015 08:33 PM (0LHZx)

10 The list of the hollywood woo-woo supporters reads like the patients in One Flew Over The Coockoo's Nest

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2015 08:34 PM (nzKvP)

11 Good Lord, Obama plainly just wants to go back to watching Sports Center and Homeland.


Which side is he rooting for in Homeland? Or is that a stupid question?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 03, 2015 08:34 PM (oKE6c)

12 I hate dems who masquerade as Republicans

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2015 08:34 PM (nzKvP)

13 Oh Joss,you disappoint me.

Posted by: steevy at February 03, 2015 08:35 PM (v5UtH)

14 Admit Janet.

Posted by: teh Wind at February 03, 2015 08:35 PM (frYU/)

15 Just what the country needs. A scold more scolding than Hillary!.

Posted by: Lauren at February 03, 2015 08:35 PM (MYCIw)

16 "Murderers Row of Dumb". You, sir, are a wordsmith.

Posted by: Furious George at February 03, 2015 08:36 PM (HpEBw)

17 EBT studies degree offered.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 03, 2015 08:36 PM (hlbmD)

18 Reminder: The moment when Hillary announces she is not running will be the single funniest moment in American political history.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 03, 2015 08:36 PM (+8Yuj)

19 I used to live in Vermont.

Posted by: Pat from SNL at February 03, 2015 08:36 PM (fWLrt)

20 Two out of three Hulks. I guess that's pretty good.

Who's the dissenting Hulk? BCo?

Posted by: CitizenMonster at February 03, 2015 08:36 PM (0NdlF)

21 Olivia Wilde is for looking at, not listening to...



Just like hard rock candy.

Posted by: Lone Watie at February 03, 2015 08:37 PM (JO9+V)

22 Olivia Wilde's forehead needs it's own zipcode.

Posted by: Lauren at February 03, 2015 08:37 PM (MYCIw)

23 Sock cleaning

Posted by: Soona at February 03, 2015 08:37 PM (WEnOS)

24 Posts disappearing?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 03, 2015 08:37 PM (hlbmD)

25 Damn it Janet.


Posted by: teh Wind at February 03, 2015 08:37 PM (frYU/)

26 Warren vs. Walker. That'll confuse the LIVs.

Posted by: Hangin' with Chad at February 03, 2015 08:37 PM (7u7u7)

27 I don't get people who say Hillary isn't running. She's been running for the past 20 years. Why on earth would she quit now? It makes as much sense as the SuperBowl conspiracy theories.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 03, 2015 08:37 PM (0LHZx)

28 I got nuthin.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at February 03, 2015 08:38 PM (JdEZJ)

29 I heard Haliburton was a big force behind vaccinations.

Posted by: Rand at February 03, 2015 08:38 PM (Ks8PL)

30 Who will get the coveted Lou Ferrigno endorsement?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 03, 2015 08:38 PM (yHF3p)

31 Who's the dissenting Hulk? BCo?

Posted by: CitizenMonster at February 03, 2015 08:36 PM (0NdlF)



*smashes with logic and reason*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 03, 2015 08:38 PM (GEICT)

32 "Whatever Ideology They're Operating off of is Bankrupt" ... Hmm. What does the "I" in ISIS stand for again??

Posted by: gm at February 03, 2015 08:38 PM (K0tm3)

33 Who's the dissenting Hulk? BCo?

Posted by: CitizenMonster at February 03, 2015 08:36 PM

Eric Bana?

Posted by: otho at February 03, 2015 08:38 PM (tBSrv)

34 If Liawatha throws her hat into the ring, will it land feather-side up?

Posted by: Roy at February 03, 2015 08:38 PM (fWLrt)

35 When my turds start talking to me that's when I give a shit what Hollyweird has to say about anything.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2015 08:38 PM (ucDmr)

36 What happened to our country that we don't carpet bomb anymore?

Posted by: Redshirt at February 03, 2015 08:39 PM (Ae09I)

37 Gallup - teapot - kettle

They should know a big lie when they see one.

I believe none of their Obama polls. I think they poll illegal aliens and illegal voters to get Obama numbers up.

Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at February 03, 2015 08:39 PM (7ItnQ)

38 27 I don't get people who say Hillary isn't running. She's been running for the past 20 years. Why on earth would she quit now? It makes as much sense as the SuperBowl conspiracy theories.

#BeastMode!

Posted by: Hildebeast at February 03, 2015 08:39 PM (0NdlF)

39 Great hordes of Western Desert crabs cringe at the mere mention of Lieawatha's name.

The memory of their slaughter at the hand of her ancestors is seared into their collective consciousnessess. Seared I say.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 03, 2015 08:39 PM (0HooB)

40 Huh?

Posted by: Marlee Matlin at February 03, 2015 08:39 PM (Rb6mu)

41 Too bad Edward Norton is on that list. I like him in pretty much everything he's been in. I assumed he was a leftie, but ugh, he's an uber leftie.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 03, 2015 08:39 PM (0LHZx)

42 I used to spend right much time in ISS.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 03, 2015 08:39 PM (hlbmD)

43 It's like the premature ONT baby

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 08:39 PM (KJLlE)

44 Bana is Australian isn't he?

Posted by: steevy at February 03, 2015 08:39 PM (v5UtH)

45 Hey Cochran. I listened to the podcast. The "missing dad" commercial you were confuse by Driscoll ranting about was the Nissan ad.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 03, 2015 08:39 PM (z/Ubi)

46 I believe none of their Obama polls. I think they poll illegal aliens and illegal voters to get Obama numbers up.
Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at February 03, 2015 08:39 PM (7ItnQ)

_______

FFS enough of the skewed polls bullshit. Jezuz fucking Christ. Just stop it.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 03, 2015 08:40 PM (0LHZx)

47
Sorry....tried to post a tiny.url to Kaley w/out makeup but Pixy won't let me.

Just take my word for it.

If she was ever hot those days are loooong gone.

Just google Kaley Couco without makeup. Or don't if you're not up for disappoint right now.

Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2015 08:40 PM (MDgS8)

48 They like Warren better than Hillary,they will under bus her for Liz just like they did for Baraka.

Posted by: steevy at February 03, 2015 08:40 PM (v5UtH)

49 45 Hey Cochran. I listened to the podcast. The "missing dad" commercial you were confuse by Driscoll ranting about was the Nissan ad.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 03, 2015 08:39 PM (z/Ubi)


FFS

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 03, 2015 08:41 PM (GEICT)

50 47 Yeah,she aged pretty badly.She was adorable though.

Posted by: steevy at February 03, 2015 08:41 PM (v5UtH)

51 Just like hard rock candy.

Montrose - Rock Candy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCsLtvyWqMg

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 03, 2015 08:41 PM (0HooB)

52
Wait...what....how the fck did that happen?

That was meant for the last thread. How did I get here.

Is this my beautiful house?

Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2015 08:42 PM (MDgS8)

53 >>Obama's bloodless reaction to the burned-alive Jordanian pilot is getting a lot of reaction. (Many point out that he claimed to not know who had done this.) This guy is annoyed

That was excellent.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2015 08:42 PM (g1DWB)

54 Off topic but just discovered this 2009 HuffPo OpEd and trying to get word out:
Huff Post 2009: "Hey look even Obama doesn't trust vaccines!"
http://t.co/afBriTOemz

Huff Post 2015: "That article we used to prove Obama is on board with us about vaccines was totally out of context, Republicans are crazy."

http://t.co/GcEW8W2hlS

Posted by: GIJared at February 03, 2015 08:42 PM (ADJ4/)

55 "Whatever Ideology They're Operating off of is Bankrupt" ... Hmm. What does the "I" in ISIS stand for again??
Posted by: gm
________________

A prof at my alma mater says "There is no 'I' in 'you are so f&*%ed.'"

Posted by: Furious George at February 03, 2015 08:42 PM (HpEBw)

56
Ed Norton is a notorious prick BTW.

Everyone hates him. That's why his star faded so fast.

Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2015 08:43 PM (MDgS8)

57 Josh Earnest won't say if Obama supports mandatory vaccinations, so of course the media is free to assume whatever answer is most politically helpful to the Democrat cause at any moment.
----------------------

Hillary! has boldly taken a pro-immunization stance. A born leader, this woman.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2015 08:43 PM (/GgDU)

58 @BCo,

Just noticed the new podcast. Joni and the Breadbags sounds like a band.

Posted by: CitizenMonster at February 03, 2015 08:43 PM (0NdlF)

59 Umm...no.

Who made you boss of MY opinion?

Gallup = Big Lie

Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at February 03, 2015 08:43 PM (7ItnQ)

60 So glad I don't put money into any Hollyweird pockets.

Speaking of things I don't do, I also don't watch pro sports.

I understand there was some sort of high profile sporting event last weekend where two gangs of wealthy mercenary thugs competed to move a ball around a field, and one of the two gangs scored some more points than the other gang, and hence won.

Well, whatever.

But it did warm the cockles of my heart to realize that the gang of wealthy mercenary thugs who lost was the gang from whose ranks Obama had recruited two of the thugs to make TV ads -- ads in which the two thugs urged people to sign up for Obamacare, a system in which said wealthy thugs will personally never have to participate.

So that's one little piece of schadenfreude right there.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 03, 2015 08:43 PM (noWW6)

61 52
Wait...what....how the fck did that happen?

That was meant for the last thread. How did I get here.

Is this my beautiful house?
Posted by: eleven at February

Beautiful wife?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 08:44 PM (KJLlE)

62 A third gender -- "neutral" -- is recognized by, get this, a university in Vermont.

Only three?

Bellevue College has options for Feminine, Masculine, Androgynous, Gender neutral,Transgender, Other, or Prefer not to answer.

As for sexual orientation, "Straight/Heterosexual" is the fifth choice given for sexual orientation.

http://tinyurl.com/k4hoqp2

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 03, 2015 08:44 PM (0Ew3K)

63
Is this my beautiful house?
Posted by: eleven at February

Beautiful wife?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 08:44 PM (KJLlE)

Beautiful Life?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2015 08:44 PM (nzKvP)

64 58 @BCo,

Just noticed the new podcast. Joni and the Breadbags sounds like a band.

Posted by: CitizenMonster at February 03, 2015 08:43 PM (0NdlF)


Heh. That's how I intro'd it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 03, 2015 08:44 PM (GEICT)

65 @9: "This is a good thing about Warren. The only way a Republican has
anything above a snowball's chance to win, is if Warren is the "D"
nominee.



We should do everything we can to help the left wing out."

Yeah, you idiots tried that theory in 2008 against Hillary. Worked out pretty well for all concerned, didn't it?

Posted by: Prezidizzle Obizzle at February 03, 2015 08:44 PM (amQXf)

66 I really, really, hope that the Dem primaries become a Warren/Clinton bloodbath. In the end, it won't matter of course, every LIV that goes to the polls will vote for the big H.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2015 08:45 PM (/GgDU)

67 Isn't Olivia Wilde Irish? Why is she sticking her nose in American politics?

And speaking of, I wish they'd bring back whiskey at the polls to buy the Mick vote.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 03, 2015 08:45 PM (KH1sk)

68 49 45 Hey Cochran. I listened to the podcast. The "missing dad" commercial you were confuse by Driscoll ranting about was the Nissan ad.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 03, 2015 08:39 PM (z/Ubi)

FFS
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 03, 2015 08:41 PM (GEICT)


Yeah cause you see he's an absentee dad always off racing instead of being with his wife and kid. Cause that totally makes sense in the way Nissan would want to portray the guy driving their car. *rolls eyes*

Posted by: Buzzion at February 03, 2015 08:46 PM (z/Ubi)

69 @20: "Who's the dissenting Hulk?"

Yo!

Posted by: Eric (Yeah, I played The Hulk, too) Bana at February 03, 2015 08:46 PM (amQXf)

70 Gallup = Big Lie
Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at February 03, 2015 08:43 PM (7ItnQ)

_______

Gallup is at 46% approval today. So if that's a lie then so
is Fox (45%), Rasmussen (50%), Reuters (45%), Economist (44%) and USA Today (46%)

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 03, 2015 08:46 PM (0LHZx)

71 What? Justin Bieber went electric?

What was he powered by before? Jizz?

Posted by: Shocker! at February 03, 2015 08:46 PM (xOu6p)

72 66 I really, really, hope that the Dem primaries become a Warren/Clinton bloodbath. In the end, it won't matter of course, every LIV that goes to the polls will vote for the big H.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2015 08:45 PM (/GgDU)

Gotta have a little Uncle Joe in there

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 08:46 PM (KJLlE)

73 Leftwing Okies running for President: Fred Harris and Princess Lieawatha.

Posted by: Furious George at February 03, 2015 08:46 PM (HpEBw)

74
And speaking of, I wish they'd bring back whiskey at the polls to buy the Mick vote.

That'd work for me.

Posted by: eleven -- aka notorious Mick at February 03, 2015 08:47 PM (MDgS8)

75 Posted by: The Political Hat at February 03, 2015 08:44 PM (0Ew3K)


I know they're not trying to make it simple, but

M/F/Not Applicable

should be sufficient. But special snowflakes must defy categories and have No Labels.

Posted by: CitizenMonster at February 03, 2015 08:47 PM (0NdlF)

76 We couldn't afford the fancy Wonder Bread Bags. We had to make do with Food Lion or Kroger.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 03, 2015 08:48 PM (hlbmD)

77 Elizabeth Warren is so ignorant, she totally forgot that organized labor is the reason factory owners use municipal police, municipal roads, municipal schools.

They don't have to.

They did built it on their own.

They built company towns with company police, company roads, company schools and company stores.

It was labor that bled to end those practices.

But this Democrat of the People has no clue.

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at February 03, 2015 08:48 PM (kTWS+)

78 Yep. Pretty much.

All media = Big Lie

Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at February 03, 2015 08:48 PM (7ItnQ)

79 Bellevue College has options for Feminine, Masculine, Androgynous, Gender neutral,Transgender, Other, or Prefer not to answer.



As for sexual orientation, "Straight/Heterosexual" is the fifth choice given for sexual orientation.



Bellevue College?? Never heard of it.


Another high school with ashtrays weighing in.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 03, 2015 08:48 PM (oKE6c)

80 Yeah cause you see he's an absentee dad always off racing instead of being with his wife and kid. Cause that totally makes sense in the way Nissan would want to portray the guy driving their car. *rolls eyes*

Posted by: Buzzion at February 03, 2015 08:46 PM (z/Ubi)



*beats head against wall*

I actually thought it did as good a job as you can do in 30 secs-1 minute of showing what a lot of dads go through. Trying to balance work and family.

But hey, I'm just some guy. Not someone super important with a blog post.

*continues beating head on wall*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 03, 2015 08:49 PM (GEICT)

81 I'll be happy to certify that my Stramonium & Belladonna Herbal Supplements are 100% authentic & do, in fact, contain neurotoxins which will render you incapable of lawsuits, speech, &/or respiration. Please pay in cash.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at February 03, 2015 08:49 PM (MbqmP)

82 2016 can't get here soon enough for me. I am ready for some real leadership. This whole thing about the Jordanian pilot just is so freaking wrong. I cannot imagine this happening if W were still president. Or Rick Perry. Or even Scott Walker. I am really getting sick of this shit. Time to kick some Arab ass.

Posted by: ALH at February 03, 2015 08:49 PM (btTLZ)

83 Won't matter who either side runs. Oshizzle will have this country destroyed by that election. There is no one to stop him.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2015 08:49 PM (ucDmr)

84 82 2016 can't get here soon enough for me. I am ready for some real leadership. This whole thing about the Jordanian pilot just is so freaking wrong. I cannot imagine this happening if W were still president. Or Rick Perry. Or even Scott Walker. I am really getting sick of this shit. Time to kick some Arab ass.
Posted by: ALH
________________

Martel, 2016. Tanned, ready, and rested.

Posted by: Furious George at February 03, 2015 08:50 PM (HpEBw)

85 Joss Whedon supports the SJW's against the Gamers in Gamergate. Gamer nerds were his fanbase, so outside of filmmaking he's either and idiot or has all the awareness of a pile of cowshit

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2015 08:50 PM (GrXXa)

86 I particularly liked the part about how we're trying to make people healthier and have better lives. Obama seems to have mistaken his ISIS statement for a Let's Move meeting.

ISIS wants to kill, kill, maim, rape, and kill and the 'leader of the free world' is apparently only concerned about who is acting like a winner and making people healthier.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2015 08:50 PM (ABcz/)

87 I looooathe Susan Sarandon. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Badda Bing at February 03, 2015 08:51 PM (Msg5U)

88 And speaking of, I wish they'd bring back whiskey at the polls to buy the Mick vote.

That'd work for me.
Posted by: eleven -- aka notorious Mick at February 03, 2015 08:47 PM (MDgS
----
My vote can be had for an insouciant little red. (Not code for Lieawatha)

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 03, 2015 08:51 PM (KH1sk)

89 Gotta have a little Uncle Joe in there
Posted by: Misanthropic
------------

Well, that would make it more entertaining. A little like the The Three Stooges..., with Joe playing Curly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2015 08:51 PM (/GgDU)

90 Warren is saying what the LIVs want to hear. Tax the evil rich, give the peasants more govt cheese. We're past the tipping point. Less than 50% pay taxes. Warren will win the DNC easily and will probably eek out a general election win as well.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 03, 2015 08:52 PM (0LHZx)

91 OK movie critics, it's Telly Time with B'Gal.

Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 03, 2015 08:52 PM (0HooB)

92 This is very old stupidity. We don't have smallpox today because "the government" did something within it's baliwick; preventing plagues.

http://t.co/BRqUb9PinG

Posted by: Kristophr at February 03, 2015 08:52 PM (6ROe1)

93 87 I looooathe Susan Sarandon. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Badda Bing at February 03, 2015 08:51 PM (Msg5U)



I thought it was just me. I've always thought she was just plain awful.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at February 03, 2015 08:52 PM (dFi94)

94 ISIS wants to kill, kill, maim, rape, . . .
Posted by: Lizzy
________________________

H8r!

Posted by: Jordanian pilot carrying a mattress around campus at February 03, 2015 08:52 PM (HpEBw)

95 Is this my beautiful house?

Look where my hand was.

Posted by: dartist at February 03, 2015 08:53 PM (ahBY0)

96 F*ck all of hollywud. Tell me again why we keep tuning in?

Posted by: Edmund Burke's Shade at February 03, 2015 08:53 PM (cmBvC)

97 It keeps talking. Why? My ears hurt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2015 08:53 PM (nzKvP)

98 And speaking of, I wish they'd bring back whiskey at the polls to buy the Mick vote.)))

Obama keeps fucking with the economy my vote just may be bought with whiskey. This Mick can still buy his own so for now no.

Posted by: Redshirt at February 03, 2015 08:53 PM (Ae09I)

99
There's something about Sarandon that just skeeves me out.

Posted by: eleven -- aka notorious Mick at February 03, 2015 08:53 PM (MDgS8)

100 "I understand there was some sort of high profile sporting event last weekend"

Oh, and I understand that before said sporting event, the President of the United States was interviewed by the television network which carried the event.

As the rest of the world steadily dissolves into unstable brutal barbaric chaos thanks to said President's policies, the network hairdo proceeded to ask the President such tough, substantive, probing policy questions as this:

"Wings, or chips and guac?"

Posted by: torquewrench at February 03, 2015 08:53 PM (noWW6)

101 83 Won't matter who either side runs. Oshizzle will have this country destroyed by that election. There is no one to stop him.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2015 08:49 PM (ucDmr)

He's frightend. He has no clue what to do?
ISIS is winning the PR Power game.
The West looks helpless and the JEF is the driving force behind this

If I had the privilege to meet him I would spit in his face

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 08:54 PM (KJLlE)

102 Both Toyota and Nissan had "dad" commercials on Sunday. They both annoyed me as it was such bullshit pandering. Oh, I'm a dad, oh how nice Nissan/Toyota you knowledge that I exist....awwww....isn't that swell?

I hate that shit from marketers. Sell me the product on its merits, not some psycho-babble bullshit about family.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 03, 2015 08:54 PM (0LHZx)

103 83 Won't matter who either side runs. Oshizzle will have this country destroyed by that election. There is no one to stop him.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2015 08:49 PM (ucDmr)


Yep. We'll be lucky if we have any offensive military capability by then, or if the dollar hasn't turned to toilet paper.

Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2015 08:55 PM (sdi6R)

104 Merit of advertising is oxymoronic, in any context.

Posted by: Edmund Burke's Shade at February 03, 2015 08:56 PM (cmBvC)

105 @72: "Gotta have a little Uncle Joe in there"

Sorry, I hev bin dead for qvite a vile.

Posted by: Uncle Joe Stalin at February 03, 2015 08:56 PM (amQXf)

106 Professional play-acting pretenders urging a proggy politician pretending to be a Cherokee to run for President. Sure, you bet.

Posted by: davidt at February 03, 2015 08:56 PM (zSrlo)

107 I always wonder about the person who buys a car based on an ad they saw on TV, especially the kind like we saw during the Superbowl..... like anyone throws down $20K based on that shit?

Posted by: Shocker! at February 03, 2015 08:56 PM (xOu6p)

108 Well, that would make it more entertaining. A little like the The Three Stooges..., with Joe playing Curly.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February

Dead Stooges spinning every where

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 08:56 PM (KJLlE)

109 *continues beating head on wall*
Posted by: BC
------------------

* loads dart with 30 year-old Jefferson's Bourbon *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2015 08:56 PM (/GgDU)

110 Both Toyota and Nissan had "dad" commercials on Sunday. They both annoyed me as it was such bullshit pandering.

It's amusing to see the pattern in the things you rail against.

How'd you like the Nationwide commercial?

Posted by: CitizenMonster at February 03, 2015 08:56 PM (0NdlF)

111 WTF, why does Kelly have the metro freak on?

Posted by: Infidel at February 03, 2015 08:57 PM (24SVk)

112 How'd you like the Nationwide commercial?

Posted by: CitizenMonster at February 03, 2015 08:56 PM (0NdlF)



"It's deesgusting!"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 03, 2015 08:57 PM (GEICT)

113 Electing Liawatha more important than your offspring.

http://tinyurl.com/kjs9e7l

Posted by: iamfelix at February 03, 2015 08:57 PM (1s2YC)

114 I hate that shit from marketers. Sell me the product on its merits, not some psycho-babble bullshit about family.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo
_____________________

One of the BILs was an "award-winning" Super Bowl ad copywriter. He and his comrades would love them some Stalin. They truly hate us.

Posted by: Furious George at February 03, 2015 08:57 PM (HpEBw)

115 107 I always wonder about the person who buys a car based on an ad they saw on TV, especially the kind like we saw during the Superbowl..... like anyone throws down $20K based on that shit?
Posted by: Shocker! at February 03, 2015 08:56 PM (xOu6p)

___________

Usually car ads aren't meant to be impulse buy ads (see ad, rush to store to buy it). They're usually about brand building. See a Honda ad 100 times, when it's time to buy a car, you think subconsciously, I should go test drive a Honda.

They do it, because it works. Same with Tide, same with Coke.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 03, 2015 08:58 PM (0LHZx)

116 110 Both Toyota and Nissan had "dad" commercials on Sunday. They both annoyed me as it was such bullshit pandering.

It's amusing to see the pattern in the things you rail against.

How'd you like the Nationwide commercial?
Posted by: CitizenMonster at February 03, 2015 08:56 PM (0NdlF)



The soulless pathetic shit has already voiced his positive view of that. Says all you need to know about him and that commercial doesn't it?

Posted by: Buzzion at February 03, 2015 08:58 PM (z/Ubi)

117 Fauxcohontas Campaign Song.

http://tinyurl.com/qc35umk

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 03, 2015 08:59 PM (hlbmD)

118 101: Mis Hum, if I ever met him, it wouldn't be a privilege. Not sure what I would do. But, spitting in his face would be the least I could do.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2015 08:59 PM (ucDmr)

119 I was sad when I learned that the final scene in 'Thelma & Louise' was staged.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2015 08:59 PM (/GgDU)

120 The soulless pathetic shit has already voiced his positive view of that. Says all you need to know about him and that commercial doesn't it?

What was it? I don't watch TV, so I miss these things.

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 03, 2015 09:00 PM (UYUuP)

121 Don't you know I made more commercials then you will ever see.
Posted by Mr. Spew Spew

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 09:00 PM (KJLlE)

122 99
There's something about Sarandon that just skeeves me out.

Posted by: eleven -- aka notorious Mick at February 03, 2015 08:53 PM (MDgS

YES!!!!

Posted by: Badda Bing at February 03, 2015 09:01 PM (Msg5U)

123 Posted by: Buzzion at February 03, 2015 08:58 PM (z/Ubi)

I need to read this. Where?

Posted by: CitizenMonster at February 03, 2015 09:01 PM (0NdlF)

124 Most DVD Players don't record do they?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 03, 2015 09:01 PM (hlbmD)

125 WTF, why does Kelly have the metro freak on?
Posted by: Infidel
------------

Must be Freak Night. O'Reilly had the Pres. of Code Pink on.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2015 09:01 PM (/GgDU)

126 I'bet EarLeader makes a statement condemning Jordan for executing their death row terrorists.

I've been thinking for a while that the MFM wants Warren to run and is trying to build her up. I guess Hollywood is on board with it too. But don't worry the GOP is focused like a laser on how to run against Shrillary.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 03, 2015 09:01 PM (dkExz)

127 122 99
There's something about Sarandon that just skeeves me out.
_______________

Can I ever tell you some stories.

Posted by: Nuke LaLoosh at February 03, 2015 09:02 PM (HpEBw)

128 Most DVD Players don't record do they?
Posted by: Boss Moss
--------------
No.
Um..., ergo 'Player'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2015 09:02 PM (/GgDU)

129 Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2015 08:59 PM (ucDmr

Tongue in cheek Buddy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 09:02 PM (KJLlE)

130 "To Catch a Mockingbird" was supposed to be the sequel.

Posted by: Harper Lee at February 03, 2015 09:03 PM (2o6Wj)

131 I tend to fall into the "Joss Whedon has the self-awareness of a pile of cowshit" camp myself. His "art", such as it is, tends to express a strongly libertarian --dare I say? -- even a CONSERVATIVE-leaning libertarian streak, with themes of mistrust of government, rejection of authoritarianism, personal responsibility, and equality.

Yet get him to open his mouth to speak for Joss Whedon, and it's clear that Joss Whedon himself has no idea what kinds of things Joss Whedon the artist is advancing through entertainment.

Posted by: Brendon Carr at February 03, 2015 09:03 PM (pUvuE)

132 I've been thinking for a while that the MFM wants Warren to run and is trying to build her up. I guess Hollywood is on board with it too.
----------------

It won't matter. Anyone who would vote for Hill will vote for Warren, and vice versa.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2015 09:03 PM (/GgDU)

133 kbdabear:

Whedon is a lefty. He has to spend a lot of time 'splainin to other lefties that he just makes the films to make money.

Posted by: Kristophr at February 03, 2015 09:03 PM (6ROe1)

134 I thought Ed Norton was smarter than that. Gosh, how sad to discover that he is a flippen idiot, too.

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at February 03, 2015 09:03 PM (2/oBD)

135 I don't get people who say Hillary isn't running. She's been running for the past 20 years. Why on earth would she quit now?

She's fine as long as she wears a LifeCall.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 03, 2015 09:04 PM (b4b5c)

136 You shall die a peasant's death! http://tinyurl.com/p73kzwd

Posted by: Susan Sarandon at February 03, 2015 09:04 PM (zSrlo)

137 My favorite car commercials are the ones that come on around Christmas where the wife walks out to a new Lexus.

Who just buys cars without discussing these things with their spouse? Forget the upfront cost and the monthly payments, what about the fact that most people like to test drive several cars before buying one?

Posted by: Lauren at February 03, 2015 09:04 PM (MYCIw)

138 Norton? Not smart.

Posted by: Jackie Gleason at February 03, 2015 09:04 PM (HpEBw)

139 I'm more worried about Warren than Hillary at the moment.

I think Hillary is past her sell-by date. Warren can still convince the LIVs that this newfangled socialism thing is just the ticket.

Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2015 09:04 PM (sdi6R)

140 Brendon Carr:

Whedon knows what his fans like. That is all. he really needs to shut up before he pisses them off.

Posted by: Kristophr at February 03, 2015 09:04 PM (6ROe1)

141 Hey Norton.

Posted by: Chris Christie at February 03, 2015 09:05 PM (hlbmD)

142 Thank you Ace. I like an update on those Hollywood assholes whose shit I don't want to give my money to.
Dipshits.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2015 09:06 PM (08Znv)

143 But Lauren, you object, what if the husband and wife discussed this purchase prior to Christmas and he knows that she wants this model?

Well, that's not really a Christmas gift, now is it?

Posted by: Lauren at February 03, 2015 09:06 PM (MYCIw)

144 Josh Wheadon and his gang from the HellMouth are just so special.

Posted by: eman at February 03, 2015 09:07 PM (MQEz6)

145 Yes, run Elizabeth Warren. Let's have a race to the left. A Bachman type of equivalent, that brings important issues like Gardisil to the discussion.

Posted by: Dave S. at February 03, 2015 09:07 PM (UvR6d)

146 Who do the mimes support?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 03, 2015 09:07 PM (hlbmD)

147 I am so far out of the loop. The only asshole on that list I've ever heard of is Sarandon. That's how much I contribute to Commiewood. Fuck them.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2015 09:07 PM (ucDmr)

148 Without a black nominee the Dems will not win the WH in 2016..... in fact, even if they find someone of that hue, it won't work because the novelty has worn off.

2016 is the GOP's to lose...and that's the problem.

Posted by: Shocker! at February 03, 2015 09:08 PM (xOu6p)

149 >>She's fine as long as she wears a LifeCall.

I can't believe this twat twattered out some crap with a #grandmothersknowbest thing about vaccinations.

Is she really such a bad politician that she thinks talking about how old she is is a smart strategy?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2015 09:08 PM (g1DWB)

150 144 Josh Wheadon and his gang from the HellMouth are just so special.
Posted by: eman at February

Something tells me I'm not missing much not knowing this person

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 09:09 PM (KJLlE)

151
Poor Liawatha, she don't know who she is.
Poor Liawatha, that dried-up Indian myth.
Is it any wonder her features all look dead?
Liawatha, that poor ol' wooden head!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 03, 2015 09:09 PM (bWFHa)

152 148 Without a black nominee the Dems will not win the WH in 2016..... in fact, even if they find someone of that hue, it won't work because the novelty has worn off.

2016 is the GOP's to lose...and that's the problem.
Posted by: Shocker! at February 03, 2015

Well an Indian lesbian woman might be the trick

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 09:10 PM (KJLlE)

153 I'd call them The Usual Gang Of Idiots, but that would be an insult to Mad Magazine.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 03, 2015 09:10 PM (rJUlF)

154 Moo 1
I hate that shit from marketers. Sell me the product on its merits, not some psycho-babble bullshit about family.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo

Moo 2
Usually car ads aren't meant to be impulse buy ads (see ad, rush to store to buy it). They're usually about brand building. See a Honda ad 100 times, when it's time to buy a car, you think subconsciously, I should go test drive a Honda.

They do it, because it works. Same with Tide, same with Coke.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo

Ladies and Gents, the winner in the Least Self-Aware Category...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2015 09:10 PM (DMJw2)

155 THought this was ONT. So much contentz!

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 03, 2015 09:10 PM (7RXcs)

156 Ah, I see everyone's in a rollicking good mood.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2015 09:10 PM (aIxJK)

157 I thought Ed Norton was smarter than that. Gosh, how sad to discover that he is a flippen idiot, too.

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at February 03, 2015 09:03 PM

I like the dude's performances in movies. He brings something interesting to a flick with his characters and one would like to think he's smarter than that. But, apparently not. I recall a tv doco type thing he did "world without people". It was fairly creepy and a bit of a hint.

Posted by: otho at February 03, 2015 09:10 PM (tBSrv)

158 OK OT. just turned off NCIS with extreme prejudice, one of my favorite shows, but I do miss Ziva in big way I must say.

The murdered guy was being considered for the Medal of Honor aaaand ....had a husband. I am so fucking tired of this shit!

Yes. homophobe hater. that's me.

Posted by: Badda Bing at February 03, 2015 09:10 PM (Msg5U)

159 What does a guy walking a tightrope have in common with a guy getting a blowjob from Susan Sarandon?

They are both afraid to look down.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2015 09:11 PM (ucDmr)

160 Michael Moore signed the letter, naturally.

These pampered people actually rail against income equality (just look at the rock on Olivia Wilde's finger - redistribte that, hon, you didn't mine that!):

"Income equality hurts us all -- and we need someone who isn't afraid to call out a political and economic system that is great for big corporations but fails America's middle-class and working families. For too long everyday Americans have been hammered by this system while the wealthiest 1% benefits. That's not the country we want to live in...."


They *are* the 1 %.
*facepalm

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2015 09:11 PM (ABcz/)

161 I did see a cute PSA parody of the Lexus commercials where the guy leads his wife out to see just the bow sitting on the driveway because he left the car running and it was stolen. But like Lauren those commercials always struck me as "DUDE you signed up for payments on that as a surprise gift? "

Posted by: PaleRider at February 03, 2015 09:11 PM (dkExz)

162 "7
Dances With Dipshits


Posted by: Suckagawea Warren at February 03, 2015 08:32 PM (f8y+G)

Someone was explaining to me the other day the derivation of the term "Gobshite" an insulting term I had heard for years but not thought much about. "Gob" means mouth and "shite", of course is shit. So a gobshite is someone who talks shit in the sense of stupid shit rather than trying to bullshit you. Somehow that seems appropriate in this context.

Dances With Gobshites


Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 03, 2015 09:11 PM (KDbAT)

163 "This is a good thing about Warren. The only way a Republican has
anything above a snowball's chance to win, is if Warren is the "D"
nominee.
"


That is what I and many other though about Obama in 2008. Sadly, the delusion and insanity in this country runs deeper than I ever suspected.

Posted by: George Orwell de leon at February 03, 2015 09:12 PM (oG53/)

164 Watching "A Tale of Two Cities" on TCM.


They're just getting the guillotines warmed up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2015 09:12 PM (aIxJK)

165 156 Ah, I see everyone's in a rollicking good mood.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February

Bite me Tex

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 09:12 PM (KJLlE)

166 You do know that the Jordanians are executing four other jihadists at dawn, along with Ms. Islamic State?

Jordan - they don't fuck around.

Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin at February 03, 2015 09:13 PM (xnAyb)

167 155
THought this was ONT. So much contentz!

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 03, 2015 09:10 PM (7RXcs)
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This is the Pre-ONT Overture. The PrONTO.

Posted by: davidt at February 03, 2015 09:13 PM (zSrlo)

168 "Bite me Tex"


MH, heard any good Nun jokes lately?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2015 09:13 PM (aIxJK)

169 "Income equality hurts us all -- and we need someone who isn't afraid to call out a political and economic system that is great for big corporations but fails America's middle-class and working families. For too long everyday Americans have been hammered by this system while the wealthiest 1% benefits. That's not the country we want to live in...."

They *are* the 1 %.
*facepalm

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2015 09:11 PM (ABcz/)


A retort:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv5t6rC6yvg

Posted by: Zombie Baroness Thatcher at February 03, 2015 09:14 PM (0Ew3K)

170


Any of those guys get into the sexy swinging parties of the guy who did the X Men movies, Bryan Singer?

Funny how that story went away, just like every other goddamn story about those creeps molesting children.

It is interesting what the media chooses to not cover...




Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller at February 03, 2015 09:14 PM (jzdfJ)

171
I thought Ed Norton was smarter than that. Gosh, how sad to discover that he is a flippen idiot, too.

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at February 03, 2015 09:03 PM


You obviously missed the time that he was the U.N.'s spokesjerk for the "Lights Out for Gaia for One Hour" horseshit a couple of years back...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 03, 2015 09:15 PM (bWFHa)

172 "This is the Pre-ONT"


The premature ONT.......?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2015 09:15 PM (aIxJK)

173

Yes. homophobe hater. that's me.

Posted by: Badda Bing at February

My wife made a similar comment.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 09:15 PM (KJLlE)

174 "These pampered people actually rail against income equality (just look at the rock on Olivia Wilde's finger - redistribte that, hon, you didn't mine that!)"
-Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2015 09:11 PM (ABcz/)

*HAH!*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at February 03, 2015 09:15 PM (16bOT)

175
Mark Ruffalo. Big whoop. I used to get my haircut at his family"s hair salon. I quit going. It was dirty in there.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at February 03, 2015 09:15 PM (dFi94)

176 148
2016 is the GOP's to lose...and that's the problem.

Posted by: Shocker! at February 03, 2015 09:08 PM (xOu6p)



Meanwhile the GOPe is either trying to piss off its base or too stupid to realize they're doing that.

And they seem to be right on board with the Democrats in importing a replacement electorate.

How many people on this site alone have said, "Fuck it. I'm done with the GOP"?

I think we may be looking at a record low turnout in 2016, especially if somebody like Jeb gets the nomination.

Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2015 09:15 PM (sdi6R)

177 Michael Moore signed the letter, naturally.

These pampered people actually rail against income equality (just look at the rock on Olivia Wilde's finger - redistribte that, hon, you didn't mine that!):

"Income equality hurts us all -- and we need someone who isn't afraid to call out a political and economic system that is great for big corporations but fails America's middle-class and working families. For too long everyday Americans have been hammered by this system while the wealthiest 1% benefits. That's not the country we want to live in...."


They *are* the 1 %.
*facepalm
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2015 09:11 PM (ABcz/)


there's going to be a reckoning....has to be

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 03, 2015 09:15 PM (7RXcs)

178 Sunrise in Jordan in two hours.

Do you think they will execute them all at once, or one at a time?

Save Ms. Islamic State for last - let her meditate as they kill the other four.

Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin at February 03, 2015 09:15 PM (xnAyb)

179 26 Warren vs. Walker. That'll confuse the LIVs.
Posted by: Hangin' with Chad at February 03, 2015 08:37 PM (7u7u7)


I'm going to start calling her Senator Walker when speaking to all my LIV acquaintances.

hee hee

Posted by: Mindy at February 03, 2015 09:16 PM (81V/7)

180 172 "This is the Pre-ONT"


The premature ONT.......?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February

Yeah, I wrote that earlier

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 09:16 PM (KJLlE)

181 Well an Indian lesbian woman might be the trick
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 09:10 PM (KJLlE)

--------------

You think that'll be enough? Maybe, maybe..... right now I'm leaning toward "just not sexy enough"

And I don't mean that literally, Joe!

Posted by: Shocker! at February 03, 2015 09:16 PM (xOu6p)

182 Income equality hurts us all

Shouldn't they be worked up about income inequality?

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 03, 2015 09:16 PM (bS6uW)

183 Two hours until wood chipper time.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 03, 2015 09:17 PM (hlbmD)

184 "157
I thought Ed Norton was smarter than that. Gosh, how sad to discover that he is a flippen idiot, too.



Posted by: Mistress Overdone at February 03, 2015 09:03 PM



I like the dude's performances in movies. He brings something
interesting to a flick with his characters and one would like to think
he's smarter than that. But, apparently not. I recall a tv doco type
thing he did "world without people". It was fairly creepy and a bit of a
hint.

Posted by: otho at February 03, 2015 09:10 PM (tBSrv)"

The lesson from the movie "Working Girl" where Melanie Griffith played an intelligent woman should be that acting is a skill where stupid people can appear to be intelligent. That's why they call it acting.

If Melanie Grifith were not a rich movie actress, she would be working in a sheltered workshop.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 03, 2015 09:17 PM (KDbAT)

185 Been a lurker here for what? A decade? More? Last line in the linked-to Diplo-Mad post:

"I miss Jimmy Carter"

Best bumper sticker in the history of humanity.

Posted by: f3ba at February 03, 2015 09:17 PM (/GgDU)

186 163 "This is a good thing about Warren. The only way a Republican has
anything above a snowball's chance to win, is if Warren is the "D"
nominee.
"


That is what I and many other though about Obama in 2008. Sadly, the delusion and insanity in this country runs deeper than I ever suspected.

Posted by: George Orwell de leon at February 03, 2015 09:12 PM (oG53/)



No way in hell would I take that bet.

Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2015 09:17 PM (sdi6R)

187 178 Sunrise in Jordan in two hours.

Do you think they will execute them all at once, or one at a time?

Save Ms. Islamic State for last - let her meditate as they kill the other four.
Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin at February 03, 2015 09:15 PM (xnAyb)

#swinglikeagirl

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 09:17 PM (KJLlE)

188 Posted by: f3ba at February 03, 2015 09:17 PM (/GgDU)



Hi there.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at February 03, 2015 09:18 PM (dFi94)

189 99 There's something about Sarandon that just skeeves me out.

I thought I was the only one with that reaction. I've recoiled from her since before I knew she was loony left. Something in those eyes...

Posted by: Splunge at February 03, 2015 09:18 PM (qyomX)

190 "They *are* the 1 %."

And while these asshole actors and directors decry "big corporations", the entertainment conglomerates for whom they make movies and TV shows are among the biggest, greediest, sleaziest, most tax-evasive corporations in the entire country.

To say nothing of the prominent "product placement" in said movies and TV shows for which other big corporations pay them cash.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 03, 2015 09:18 PM (noWW6)

191 ""Fuck it. I'm done with the GOP"?"


Didn't vote in November. Candidates either "blah" or the outcomes were pretty clear before the vote. As for back home, none of the candidates were particularly offensive nor inspiring.

If the GOP runs Jebba or like, no votey in '16 for POTUS either.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2015 09:19 PM (aIxJK)

192 hiyas Grammie!

Posted by: f3ba at February 03, 2015 09:20 PM (/GgDU)

193 If we're going to have a female native American as US President, I'd want Disney's Pocahontas to be President.


That was one hot chick.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 03, 2015 09:20 PM (AC0lD)

194 Grammie Winger. I went to high school with that guy. I was in French and Botany Class with him. He sort of talked like the surfer dude Ninja Turtle. Michelangelo?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 03, 2015 09:20 PM (hlbmD)

195 173 Yes. homophobe hater. that's me.

Posted by: Badda Bing at February

My wife made a similar comment.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 09:15 PM (KJLlE)


Show is DEAD to me. I'm watching Junior Master Chef. Fuck NCIS.

Posted by: Badda Bing at February 03, 2015 09:20 PM (Msg5U)

196 premature ONT?...


yeah, sorry. been a while...felt pretty good...I can make a sandwich to share

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 03, 2015 09:20 PM (7RXcs)

197 "Yeah, I wrote that earlier"


Oh, so stealing my lines before I type them, eh?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2015 09:21 PM (aIxJK)

198 Save Ms. Islamic State for last - let her meditate as they kill the other four.

She seems to be the counter, in the eyes of Daesh. Just make sure there's a deadman switch in case of an attempt to set her free during the hour or two that four or five hangings will take.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 03, 2015 09:21 PM (brIR5)

199 Hrm, listening to the podcast has just piqued the rage meter a little bit.

There's a reason why I don't follow AoS as much.

Posted by: CitizenMonster at February 03, 2015 09:21 PM (0NdlF)

200 I actually found something interesting in a comp game yesterday that seemed kind of funny.

Dying light is a zombie game. Short explanation is that a zombie virus runs rampant through a Turkish-like city and you (the main character) are dropped in to retrieve the McGuffin.

So, the game has two distinct areas, a slum like area and a upper class, old world area. There are random encounters salted throughout the game where you speak with various people who are hiding out.

In the upper end area I ran across a guy who started in on a groan inducing rant (remember, this is during a zombie apocalypse with hungry dead people everywhere.)

He starts in about the really dangerous people are the ones used to living like kings and queens and suddenly finding out they have nothing. Used to deciding, blah-blah-blah. It is a fairly long class invective.

The main character listens to all this quietly and then says something like (in a tone of backing away slowly): "Yeah, I'll keep an eye out for the hordes of ravening 1%ers."

I liked how that ended. It spoke to me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2015 09:21 PM (wt/Oq)

201 "Obama's bloodless reaction to the burned-alive Jordanian pilot is getting a lot of reaction"

I actually think this bloodless reaction to a tragedy was much better than most of his bloodless reactions. At least he didn't do a crony shout out or express his outrage with a round of golf.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at February 03, 2015 09:22 PM (oG53/)

202 Class of '88 Boss Moss. Subic before we got kicked out.

Posted by: f3ba at February 03, 2015 09:22 PM (/GgDU)

203 "This is the Pre-ONT"

The premature ONT.......?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2015 09:15 PM (aIxJK)


It happens...

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at February 03, 2015 09:22 PM (0Ew3K)

204 194 Grammie Winger. I went to high school with that guy. I was in French and Botany Class with him. He sort of talked like the surfer dude Ninja Turtle. Michelangelo?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 03, 2015 09:20 PM (hlbmD)


I've never met him personally, just his sister and I think it was his uncle. The Ruffalo family has a lot of "connections" in town here.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at February 03, 2015 09:22 PM (dFi94)

205 "That was one hot chick."

Hotter than one of my shotguns and I might catch her working down at the 7-11 one day.

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo at February 03, 2015 09:22 PM (aIxJK)

206 Has anything ever made Obama pissed off other than the GOP being "mean" to him?

Posted by: Lauren at February 03, 2015 09:23 PM (MYCIw)

207 >>And while these asshole actors and directors decry "big corporations",
the entertainment conglomerates for whom they make movies and TV shows
are among the biggest, greediest, sleaziest, most tax-evasive
corporations in the entire country.



It's like s new money noblesse oblige the way they feel so compelled to speak out on behalf of us less unfortunate middle-class/working family types.
Thank you, no. I'll pick who I think best governs for me and mine.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2015 09:23 PM (ABcz/)

208 ..."To say nothing of the prominent "product placement" in said movies and TV shows for which other big corporations pay them cash."
-Posted by: torquewrench at February 03, 2015 09:18 PM (noWW6)

They just think, This is the way it has to be until we can get our Special Little Utopia."

They don't really have to think about things at all.

-Cognitive Dissonance ...For those times when thinking is really, really hard.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 03, 2015 09:23 PM (16bOT)

209 206: NO

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2015 09:24 PM (ucDmr)

210 "They *are* the 1 %."

And they don't think they are.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 03, 2015 09:24 PM (b4b5c)

211 206 Has anything ever made Obama pissed off other than the GOP being "mean" to him?

Hey now. He's madder than hell than anyone else at all the harm his policies are causing.

He will get to the bottom of it!

Posted by: CitizenMonster at February 03, 2015 09:24 PM (0NdlF)

212 206 Has anything ever made Obama pissed off other than the GOP being "mean" to him?

He hates being criticized from the left, too. Maybe more so, because he feels compelled to act, rather than just throw out a few snotty insults and sneers.

Posted by: Splunge at February 03, 2015 09:26 PM (qyomX)

213 "He will get to the bottom of it!"


And blame it all on the GOP Congress. And they'll cow and stammer and step on their dicks in reply once again.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2015 09:26 PM (aIxJK)

214 Is Jordan interested in a detainee outsourcing program? Closing Guantanamo is sounding better.

Posted by: Dave S. at February 03, 2015 09:26 PM (UvR6d)

215 RK sorry about lifting your lines
Sorry man

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 09:26 PM (KJLlE)

216
213 "He will get to the bottom of it!"


And blame it all on the GOP Congress. And they'll cow and stammer and step on their dicks in reply once again.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February

I didn't know they had dicks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 09:27 PM (KJLlE)

217 Bill Bixby is about to come back and break some bitches.

Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2015 09:27 PM (dVmLD)

218 "Sorry man"


Hey, it happens. A risk of this trade.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2015 09:28 PM (aIxJK)

219 Oh, Ruffalo's from Kenosha, WI, is he?

Heh, heh, heh. If Walker's the nominee, he won't be able to shut his obnoxious, douchebag mouth about it.

I can't wait.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 03, 2015 09:29 PM (b4b5c)

220 I once drank half a tub of Hairy Ruffalo at a frat party. What a night...

Posted by: Sandra Flook at February 03, 2015 09:29 PM (Dwehj)

221 A murderer's row of stupid. I like it. Also its true. I would be happy to listen to anything Olivia Wilde says as long as she is naked and giving me a BJ.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at February 03, 2015 09:29 PM (p4xT8)

222 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 03, 2015 09:30 PM (4gN5w)

223 206 Has anything ever made Obama pissed off other than the GOP being "mean" to him?

Israelis, Bibi in particular. It's that inferiority streek in him.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 03, 2015 09:30 PM (3yup9)

224 Where's MATT DAY-MON?

Posted by: AmishDude at February 03, 2015 09:30 PM (b4b5c)

225
The actors mentioned at the top of the article are literally the only ones you'll have heard of on that list.

When you have to toss in "performance artist" Yvonne Gougelet and "storyteller" Desiree Kan to pad out the list, the ranks of Warren-mania are pretty thin.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 03, 2015 09:30 PM (kdS6q)

226 This is twice now The Lancet's lies have been latched on to by moronic leftists and caused major policy problems (the first being their outlandish -- and ultimately proven false -- exaggeration of Iraqi civian deaths during our occupation).

The media's dishonesty never rests.

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 03, 2015 09:31 PM (bS6uW)

227 It's time! Go Liz go!


http://tinyurl.com/kkujfzu

Posted by: MSNBC at February 03, 2015 09:31 PM (0FSuD)

228 >>I didn't know they had dicks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian



If they do, certainly not big enough to step on.

Posted by: Aviator at February 03, 2015 09:31 PM (3rrMW)

229 224 Where's MATT DAY-MON?
Posted by: AmishDude at February 03, 2015 09:30 PM (b4b5c)

Didn't he kill the nationwide child?,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 09:31 PM (KJLlE)

230 224: I'm sure he's on the list.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2015 09:31 PM (ucDmr)

231 If anyone ever spoke the brutal truth to O's face, recounted his failures one by one, enumerated the stupidities with which he has been associated, he would break down crying.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2015 09:32 PM (/GgDU)

232 A murderer's row of dumb. Whatever. I still like it. Damn funny.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at February 03, 2015 09:32 PM (p4xT8)

233

I bet there are some in Hollywood who have engaged in snuff films...

People are disposable to those psychos. It is a city of flakes and demented assholes.

But the weather's nice, I'd love to live in Malibu or somewhere like that.

Back in the day:

Erik Estrada
Larry WIlcox
Tom Selleck

All conservatives, and TV stars. I guess the guys making the movies were from the earlier generation.

Now we have the most depraved fucked up shit all over the tv, just sick stuff. And they are from Barry Jugear's generation, the New Left.

I'm sure I shouldn't be noticing this, it's declasse, and not nice, but mean, and bigoted, of course.


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller at February 03, 2015 09:32 PM (jzdfJ)

234 While waiting for the ONT, please enjoy this riviting story of a North Korean traffic officer...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTAFZfOJTd4

Posted by: 정치적 모자 at February 03, 2015 09:32 PM (0Ew3K)

235 This is twice now The Lancet's lies have been latched on to by moronic leftists and caused major policy problems (the first being their outlandish -- and ultimately proven false -- exaggeration of Iraqi civian deaths during our occupation).

But it was a peer-reviewed scienceytific study.

And we know that science is never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever wrong.

Ever.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 03, 2015 09:33 PM (b4b5c)

236 "I didn't know they had dicks"


Well, metaphors and shit...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2015 09:33 PM (aIxJK)

237 Performance artists and storytellers are my heroes.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at February 03, 2015 09:33 PM (Dwehj)

238 231: No he wouldn't he would smile at you and then flip you off.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2015 09:33 PM (ucDmr)

239 First Colonial.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 03, 2015 09:33 PM (hlbmD)

240 "And we know that science is never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever wrong.



Ever."


The world is flat, bitches.

Posted by: Science, ca. 1492 at February 03, 2015 09:34 PM (aIxJK)

241 Kathryn Tappen is pretty. The Wild are beating the Blackhawks 3-0. Oh, and Kathryn Tappen is pretty.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at February 03, 2015 09:35 PM (p4xT8)

242 This is what the Jordanian King had to say to American lawmakers today: Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.
Dude is pissed.

Posted by: ALH at February 03, 2015 09:35 PM (btTLZ)

243 I have to say I am not shocked but still repulsed by our bloodless president

he has no empathy for that pilot. He cannot fathom and cant be bothered. He doesn't think about the family of this man, who watched him die the worst death ever

is he on drugs

is he a sociopath

and you know his reaction WOULD BE NO DIFFERENT if the pilot were one of ours

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 03, 2015 09:35 PM (zOTsN)

244 238 231: No he wouldn't he would smile at you and then flip you off.

Yep. Narcissist. He didn't really hear the criticism anyway. Valerie would notice, though, and ensure her job security by feeding him grandiose praise for a couple of hours.

Posted by: Splunge at February 03, 2015 09:36 PM (qyomX)

245 I don't see Damon on the list:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/254518427/ Artists-for-Warren-Letter-Feb-2-2015#scribd

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2015 09:36 PM (ABcz/)

246 No he wouldn't he would smile at you and then flip you off.
Posted by: Chavez
---------------

I don't think so. I think his ego is so delicate that an uncondtradicted, aggressive tongue-lashing would cause him to break. It very nearly happened in the first debate.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2015 09:36 PM (/GgDU)

247 Kathryn Tappen is pretty. The Wild are beating the Blackhawks 3-0. Oh, and Kathryn Tappen is pretty.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at February 03, 2015 09:35 PM (p4xT

------
Yes, yes she is.

Posted by: Dave S. at February 03, 2015 09:36 PM (UvR6d)

248 if they burned to death one of our pilots his reaction would be no different

do you think the military hasn't figured this out

that they don't know this about him

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 03, 2015 09:37 PM (zOTsN)

249 and you know his reaction WOULD BE NO DIFFERENT if the pilot were one of ours
Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February

No. If he were one of our airmen TFG would've left the golf course

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 09:37 PM (KJLlE)

250 231: No he wouldn't. He would be quite proud of himself. Don't underestimate malignant narcissism.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at February 03, 2015 09:37 PM (p4xT8)

251 "Larry WIlcox"


Liked the guy, but, eh, he wound up in prison for fraud.

Posted by: Science, ca. 1492 at February 03, 2015 09:37 PM (aIxJK)

252 At least he didn't do a crony shout out or express his outrage with a round of golf.

Oh, but he did. He managed to throw in a plug for health care. "We're here to talk about how to make people healthier and make their lives better, and this organization appears only interested in death and destruction."

Posted by: no good deed at February 03, 2015 09:37 PM (w3a0Z)

253 M-Clog hasn't dropped by to say she is proud of her 'daughter'. Mother's Day will be awkward.

Posted by: fluffy at February 03, 2015 09:37 PM (Ua6T/)

254 I also like how they think of themselves as "artists".

No. They're puppets.

The best half of Mark Ruffalo's most famous role was rendered by a computer. Did he even provide the voice?

I think the difference between the conservatives in Hollywood and the liberals is that the liberals somehow think they're capable of Shakespeare or Olivier.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 03, 2015 09:38 PM (b4b5c)

255 246: He has nothing to lose now. "I won".

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2015 09:38 PM (ucDmr)

256 Mike Hammer you brute. That would be like the worst thing ever. How could you be so cold?

Posted by: freaked at February 03, 2015 09:38 PM (JdEZJ)

257
re: The Warren get together for this letter:

On a Thursday night last month, about 150 party-goers piled into the capacious Chinatown loft of filmmakers Julie Pacino (daughter of Al)* and Jennifer DeLia. The food, including charred broccoli with roasted eggplant and a meatless Superiority Burger, tasty enough to make your red-blooded, red-state uncle go veg, was being served up by 90s-era hardcore-drummer-turned-Del Posto-pastry-chef Brooks Headley.

Vanity Fair


*And looks like it. Egad!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 03, 2015 09:38 PM (kdS6q)

258 I am so jealous of people who live in a country where their leader loves the country

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 03, 2015 09:38 PM (zOTsN)

259 Get away Science!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2015 09:38 PM (aIxJK)

260 I love whoever writes the Daily Mail's headlines.

"Jordan announces execution of six ISIS prisoners at dawn in retaliation after terrorists release lavish video of Jordanian pilot being TORCHED to death in a cage in yet another new low for humanity "

Posted by: Lauren at February 03, 2015 09:39 PM (MYCIw)

261 I don't see Damon on the list:

Probably (a) the Clintons flattered him first and (b) he's having a feud with one of the other people on the list.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 03, 2015 09:40 PM (b4b5c)

262 >>Oh, but he did. He managed to throw in a plug for health care.

So that's where that came from. It was so out of left field - talking about health in the face of a barbaric, blood-thirsty enemy.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2015 09:40 PM (ABcz/)

263 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 03, 2015 09:38 PM (kdS6q)


-----

They better check their vegetable privilege.

Posted by: Dave S. at February 03, 2015 09:40 PM (UvR6d)

264 its stunning. its disgusting

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 03, 2015 09:40 PM (zOTsN)

265 258 I am so jealous of people who live in a country where their leader loves the country
Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 03, 2015 09:38 PM (zOTsN

Any lutheran churches in Israel?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 09:40 PM (KJLlE)

266
I would be happy to listen to anything Olivia Wilde says as long as she is naked and giving me a BJ.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at February 03, 2015 09:29 PM (p4xT


"Amb ay thuckink hod enuft?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 03, 2015 09:41 PM (bWFHa)

267 @234

I am assuming that watching that video has totally infected my computer?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 03, 2015 09:41 PM (0FSuD)

268 meatless Superiority Burger? What the hell is that?

Posted by: freaked at February 03, 2015 09:42 PM (JdEZJ)

269 Isn't that Ruffalo douche from my neck of the woods? Chesapeake, maybe? Boss, where'd you go to school?

And Sarandon's fifteen minutes of fame were up right after the credits rolled in Atlantic City.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 03, 2015 09:42 PM (BISbA)

270 246 I don't think so. I think his ego is so delicate that an uncondtradicted, aggressive tongue-lashing would cause him to break. It very nearly happened in the first debate.

The first debate was really interesting. I'm not sure what that was. My tentative hypothesis is that he is a natural submissive, who covers that with grandiosity, but somehow reverted to form that night.

Posted by: Splunge at February 03, 2015 09:42 PM (qyomX)

271
Run, Warren, Run

Elizabeth Warren can run for president. She should run for president. And despite her denials, she probably will.

David "I still have my National Review employee parking sticker!" Frum
The Atlantic

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 03, 2015 09:42 PM (kdS6q)

272 Piers Morgan still has a job.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 03, 2015 09:42 PM (hlbmD)

273 69 @20: "Who's the dissenting Hulk?"Yo!
Posted by: Eric (Yeah, I played The Hulk, too) Bana at February 03, 2015 08:46 PM (amQXf)

Sadly, he's a barking moonbat too: wants to ban all guns.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 03, 2015 09:42 PM (/xVkh)

274 268 meatless Superiority Burger? What the hell is that?
Posted by: freaked at February 03, 2015 09:42 PM (JdEZJ)


They might as well call it a Smug Burger.

Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2015 09:42 PM (sdi6R)

275 268 meatless Superiority Burger? What the hell is that?
Posted by: freaked at February 03, 2015 09

Something I promise you I will never eat

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 09:42 PM (KJLlE)

276 Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 03, 2015 09:35 PM (zOTsN)

That's why I don't know why a majority of Americans consider him likable or think he cares about them. I mean, he doesn't even pretend to act concerned about them. At least Clinton pretended to "feel your pain." Obama so clearly doesn't give a shit about anybody but himself.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 03, 2015 09:43 PM (+XMAD)

277 268: It's what your body does to the food you eat.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2015 09:44 PM (ucDmr)

278 "Save Ms. Islamic State for last - let her meditate as they kill the other four.

She seems to be the counter, in the eyes of Daesh. Just make sure there's a deadman switch in case of an attempt to set her free during the hour or two that four or five hangings will take."

Given what I know of Jordan's political culture, everyone associated with the execution will be from the pilot's Bedouin tribe, with every other adult male member of the tribe drawn up outside the prison with an AK to thwart any rescue attempts.

That's another reason to execute them quickly - hard to put together an rescue plan on just a few hours notice.

Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin at February 03, 2015 09:44 PM (xnAyb)

279 "is he on drugs

is he a sociopath"

Yes.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 03, 2015 09:45 PM (noWW6)

280 >>>I'm not sure what that was. My tentative hypothesis is that he is a natural submissive
-----

They have a cure for that in curs

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 09:45 PM (KJLlE)

281 @234

I am assuming that watching that video has totally infected my computer?
Posted by: Nip Sip

The hell with the computer, it warped my brain. I now wanna move to Norkville and have dirty sex with a traffic maiden.

Gawd I hate myself.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 03, 2015 09:45 PM (3yup9)

282 269 First Colonial, Virginia Beach. Apparently there is a haircare place in Wisconsin associated with them.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 03, 2015 09:45 PM (hlbmD)

283 I mean, that is the last image that man's parents have of him

and all he musters is an Obamacare plug and looking bored



what the actual fuck

he has to have no feelings

or is on drugs

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 03, 2015 09:45 PM (zOTsN)

284 "That's why I don't know why a majority of Americans consider him likable or think he cares about them."


He's the "unoffensive" black man and they don't want to be called racist. Thus "yeah, sure, I guess I like him" when asked.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2015 09:45 PM (aIxJK)

285 262 So that's where that came from. It was so out of left field - talking about health in the face of a barbaric, blood-thirsty enemy.

"That Jordanian pilot needed a rescue from an unhealthy situation. Your family needs the security of Mutual of Omaha Obamacare to keep them healthy."

Posted by: Splunge at February 03, 2015 09:45 PM (qyomX)

286 Mike Hammer is cold. That is why he is an unbeatable detective. A good detective (and wise man) exempts nobody from the suspect list. Even his dog is not above suspicion.

Posted by: zombie Nikolai Tesl *ouch* at February 03, 2015 09:46 PM (KG0mU)

287 'That's why I don't know why a majority of Americans consider him likable '


That's because it's bullshit. Anyone who says zero seems like a nice guy you would like to have a beer with is full of crap. I couldn't resist punching him right in the mouth.

Posted by: freaked at February 03, 2015 09:46 PM (JdEZJ)

288 Mike Hammer you brute. That would be like the worst thing ever. How could you be so cold?
Posted by: freaked
---------------

Ah...., time for a Micky Spillane quote, this one from "I, Jury". Catchy title, eh?

It emerges that Charlotte Manning, the dishy lady psychiatrist with whom Hammer has inexplicably fallen in love, murdered Jack Williams, his wartime buddy. Once he makes this discovery, Hammer pumps a .45 slug into the general vicinity of Charlotte's navel, setting up the last three lines of the book:

"How c-could you?" she gasped

"It was easy," I said

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2015 09:46 PM (/GgDU)

289 Just for fun, kill the other four (or five) jihadis, and then tell Ms. Islamic State that Jordan has cut a deal with the Islamic State, and that she is pardoned.

Then kill her.

Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin at February 03, 2015 09:46 PM (xnAyb)

290 >>Dude is pissed.

These animals put a guy in a cage after taking lots of shots of themselves bullying him around and then they put him in a cage, poured some accelerant on him and burned him alive. Then they dumped a load of construction garbage on his cage and crushed everything. And then they lied about when they did it to try and win the freedom of other terrorists.

I would like to think my president would go fucking medieval on any fucks who did this to an American. I don't.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2015 09:46 PM (g1DWB)

291 260 I love whoever writes the Daily Mail's headlines.

"Jordan announces execution of six ISIS prisoners at dawn in retaliation after terrorists release lavish video of Jordanian pilot being TORCHED to death in a cage in yet another new low for humanity "

Posted by: Lauren at February 03, 2015 09:39 PM (MYCIw)



The Daily Mail, excoriated among pussified leftists for its politics and celebrity fan stories, is worth more than 100,000 Washington Posts and New Yorks Times's.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 03, 2015 09:46 PM (oKE6c)

292 Megan (sans Librarian Glasses) says Jordan to execute Lady Jugears at 11:30PM Eastern.

Posted by: Oedipus at February 03, 2015 09:47 PM (Tjkt6)

293 "The hell with the computer, it warped my brain."


What video thus we speak?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2015 09:47 PM (aIxJK)

294
re: The Superiority Burger

http://tinyurl.com/kg3p4uk

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 03, 2015 09:47 PM (kdS6q)

295 That's why I don't know why a majority of Americans consider him likable or think he cares about them. I mean, he doesn't even pretend to act concerned about them. At least Clinton pretended to "feel your pain." Obama so clearly doesn't give a shit about anybody but himself.

He's got that messianic hold on people and I don't get it either. Maybe his sociopathology makes people want to be in his orbit.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 03, 2015 09:47 PM (b4b5c)

296 286 Mike Hammer is cold. That is why he is an unbeatable detective. A good detective (and wise man) exempts nobody from the suspect list. Even his dog is not above suspicion.
Posted by: zombie Nikolai Tesl *ouch* at February

The cat framed the dog

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 09:47 PM (KJLlE)

297 I saw "Birdman" last weekend.

Edward Norton was in it-

playing an obnoxious but talented, pain in the ass actor.

He was good in the part and I thought "gee why haven't I seen more of this guy in movies lately".

Then I remembered...he's supposed to be an obnoxious but talented, pain in the ass actor...

So....yeah...he should have been good in that role.


Posted by: naturalfake at February 03, 2015 09:47 PM (KBvAm)

298 Hey, guys!

Since it's on-topic here, I thought I should clarify what I was saying last night about the HPV vaccine. I didn't mean that I wouldn't get it for my kids; just that I don't like it. I hate the fact that sex is becoming something, as Lenin put it, "of no more consequence than drinking a glass of water." That was his goal, and we're well on the way to that.

Part of being a grown-up is doing things you don't want to do, though, and I'm sure if I had kids ensuring their continued health would be the most important thing in the world to me.

But I still wouldn't like it.

I just think that was a little unclear because it was late and I'd had more to drink than I should've.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 03, 2015 09:48 PM (5pg79)

299 "I don't think so. I think his ego is so delicate that an uncondtradicted, aggressive tongue-lashing would cause him to break. It very nearly happened in the first debate."

Yep. Obama was on the ropes.

Then the Obama oppo team, in the nick of time, got the goods on Mitt's carefully concealed families #2, #3 and #4.

After that, it was just about not making it too obvious that Mitt was deliberately taking a dive. They nearly blew it on that part.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 03, 2015 09:49 PM (noWW6)

300 >>...piled into the capacious Chinatown loft of filmmakers Julie Pacino (daughter of Al)* and Jennifer DeLia. The food, including charred broccoli with roasted eggplant and a meatless Superiority Burger, tasty enough to make your red-blooded, red-state uncle go veg, was being served up by 90s-era hardcore-drummer-turned-Del Posto-pastry-chef Brooks Headley.


Brooks Headley. From such bands as...well, let's just say you'd never recognize any of the bands. But he was so good he had to start cooking veggie burgers for 'b-list' celebs...


Sounds like Pacino's daughter would prefer a fur burger to an eggplant burger.

Posted by: Garrett at February 03, 2015 09:49 PM (Hv3LR)

301 Ninety minutes until sunrise in Jordan.

Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin at February 03, 2015 09:49 PM (xnAyb)

302 OK. Why? Why does an obvious hypocrite liar get elected to the US Senate?



Are the people of MA that fucking stupid?



Well, yes they are.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 03, 2015 09:49 PM (0FSuD)

303 He's the "unoffensive" black man and they don't want to be called racist. Thus "yeah, sure, I guess I like him" when asked.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2015 09:45 PM (aIxJK)



Our mulatto President is "historic." Which now means "not worth a shit." As in the "historic" snowstorm to hit the Northeast last week.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 03, 2015 09:49 PM (oKE6c)

304 I thought Ed Norton was that friend of Ralph Kramden who worked in the sewers of New York City.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 03, 2015 09:49 PM (W5DcG)

305 Oops. That title is "I, The Jury"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2015 09:49 PM (/GgDU)

306 That's because it's bullshit. Anyone who says zero seems like a nice guy you would like to have a beer with is full of crap. I couldn't resist punching him right in the mouth.

I think I would go for a knee to the nutsack.

Posted by: Infidel at February 03, 2015 09:49 PM (24SVk)

307 Is Warren descended from Boston Tea Party Indians?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 03, 2015 09:50 PM (hlbmD)

308 "252
At least he didn't do a crony shout out or express his outrage with a round of golf.



Oh, but he did. He managed to throw in a plug for health care.
"We're here to talk about how to make people healthier and make their
lives better, and this organization appears only interested in death and
destruction."

Posted by: no good deed at February 03, 2015 09:37 PM (w3a0Z)"

He did not go for a round of golf because it is February and the golf courses are under a foot of snow. And that is the only reason.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 03, 2015 09:50 PM (KDbAT)

309 293 "The hell with the computer, it warped my brain."


What video thus we speak?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2015 09:47

RK check it out. Your foil is out. The. Let me know what you think

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 09:50 PM (KJLlE)

310 301
Ninety minutes until sunrise in Jordan.

Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin at February 03, 2015 09:49 PM (xnAyb)

This is not looking good.

Posted by: ISIS dickheads at February 03, 2015 09:50 PM (0FSuD)

311 Six executions is a statistic.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 03, 2015 09:50 PM (hlbmD)

312 odds are that pilot trained here

seriously I cannot think of anything bad enough to do to these monsters

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 03, 2015 09:51 PM (zOTsN)

313 The Superiority Burger

Has there ever been a more appropriate name for anything in the history of the world?

Posted by: AmishDude at February 03, 2015 09:51 PM (b4b5c)

314 "I just think that was a little unclear because it was late and I'd had more to drink than I should've."

Holy cow, does _that_ ever happen on the ONT?

::: hastily recalibrates expectations :::

Posted by: torquewrench at February 03, 2015 09:51 PM (noWW6)

315 Cat framed the dog? It's gotten to this?
You may as well know: it was the cheese all along.
The cheese stands alone.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at February 03, 2015 09:51 PM (KG0mU)

316 What video thus we speak?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTAFZfOJTd4


Hot Nork chicks await you.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 03, 2015 09:51 PM (3yup9)

317
And in more detail. Now with ingredients.

Superiority Burger - "a mash of farro, barley, quinoa and brown rice"

http://tinyurl.com/q6pp8cg

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 03, 2015 09:51 PM (kdS6q)

318 " Which now means "not worth a shit."



And, as now appears possible, the "historic" first woman POTUS will only serve to reinforce the idea.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2015 09:51 PM (aIxJK)

319 The title was "To Gender Oppress a Mockingbird."

Posted by: Null at February 03, 2015 09:51 PM (xjpRj)

320 301
Ninety minutes until sunrise in Jordan.




C'mon, Ticketron, hook us up!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 03, 2015 09:51 PM (oKE6c)

321 That "I, The Jury" quote is one of the great endings. Another is the ending of "One Lonely Night," which is too long to quote, and anyway I would not want to spoil it.

Posted by: Splunge at February 03, 2015 09:52 PM (qyomX)

322 OK I looked at the superiority burger link and once again it is proven that people are dumb.

Posted by: freaked at February 03, 2015 09:52 PM (JdEZJ)

323 and fuck Turkey

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 03, 2015 09:52 PM (zOTsN)

324 "Hot Nork chicks await you."


All right. Lemme check this out. BRB

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2015 09:52 PM (aIxJK)

325 odds are that pilot trained here
--------------

There used to be lots of Jordanians around Marietta, Georgia. There for C-130 training at Lockheed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2015 09:52 PM (/GgDU)

326 I'd rather be tapping Kathryn Tappen.

Posted by: Garrett at February 03, 2015 09:52 PM (Hv3LR)

327 When I ran the Soviet Union, I lived for mornings like this.

Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin at February 03, 2015 09:52 PM (xnAyb)

328 >>I couldn't resist punching him right in the mouth.

Posted by: freaked

Dude. Think what has been in that mouth.

Posted by: Aviator at February 03, 2015 09:53 PM (3rrMW)

329 I mean, that is the last image that man's parents have of him

Burned the guy alive. In a fucking cage like he could get away and filmed it. I'm not over that yet. Dirty Mother Fcukers need to pay.

Posted by: dartist at February 03, 2015 09:53 PM (ahBY0)

330 We train Jordanian fixed wing and helicopter pilots

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 03, 2015 09:53 PM (zOTsN)

331 #317: Huh. Sounds like that'd make a decent bun for a real burger.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 03, 2015 09:53 PM (5pg79)

332 That "I, The Jury" quote is one of the great endings. Another is the ending of "One Lonely Night," which is too long to quote, and anyway I would not want to spoil it.
Posted by: Splunge
----------------

I only await the trigger word, before making the February posting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2015 09:53 PM (/GgDU)

333 is there going to be live video of the execution? please post a link.

Posted by: ALH at February 03, 2015 09:54 PM (btTLZ)

334 Good call, zombie Joe Stalin.
That's even biblical, in a Leviticus kind of way.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at February 03, 2015 09:54 PM (KG0mU)

335 Did mattress girl report her "rape" to the police? Why is she carrying around a friggin' mattress? She'll be bigger than the hulk before the school year is over from carrying that thing around.

Posted by: Titanium at February 03, 2015 09:54 PM (u9UgT)

336 MisHum: Tom Fuckin Milborn is on. Lying through his ass again. Twatwaffle.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2015 09:54 PM (ucDmr)

337 #314: I guess it's happened on occasion. I wasn't sure if I quite believed the rumors, though.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 03, 2015 09:54 PM (5pg79)

338 >>and fuck Turkey

Oh thank God.

Posted by: the Chicken at February 03, 2015 09:55 PM (g1DWB)

339 you think our Air Force hasn't figured out that it could be them and he wouldn't give one shit

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 03, 2015 09:55 PM (zOTsN)

340 The 'Rape Crisis' has spread to East Carolina U.

Frat shut down. We shall see..., maybe real, maybe not.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2015 09:55 PM (/GgDU)

341 I hope Warren runs, we could beat her like a rented mule.

Posted by: Kal at February 03, 2015 09:55 PM (13G+x)

342 I make it 0500 in Amman.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 03, 2015 09:55 PM (oKE6c)

343 Megan (sans Librarian Glasses) says Jordan to execute Lady Jugears at 11:30PM Eastern.

Posted by: Oedipus at February 03, 2015 09:47 PM


Will they stream the live feed?

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 03, 2015 09:56 PM (4gN5w)

344 I know where Julie Pacino stands on all this, but I won't form a solid opinion until we hear from Frank Stallone.

Posted by: Dave S. at February 03, 2015 09:56 PM (UvR6d)

345 I started to suspect something was off about Whedon when he played "Serenity" in charity-offerings for Equality Now. He was positioning that movie, a movie more effective as libertarian parable than anything Ayn Rand ever did, as a feminist movie.

And for a "@#$%-now" outfit at that. Think the "Housing Now" movement PJ O'Rourke laughed at in "Parliament of Whores". Or "Act Now to Stop War and End Racism". Or "Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now".

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 03, 2015 09:56 PM (AVEe1)

346 336 MisHum: Tom Fuckin Milborn is on. Lying through his ass again. Twatwaffle.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2015 09:54 PM (ucDmr)

Why do you torture youeprself?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 09:56 PM (KJLlE)

347 Frat shut down. We shall see..., maybe real, maybe not.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
--------------

In this case, it was immediately reported.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2015 09:56 PM (/GgDU)

348 Burning?


Fuck Napalm sticks to your body? Who knew.




Posted by: ISIS dickheads at February 03, 2015 09:56 PM (0FSuD)

349 I hope the broadcast the execution throughout the Arab world

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 03, 2015 09:56 PM (zOTsN)

350 Haven't been around, but is Grammy still stuck in the snowbank?

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at February 03, 2015 09:56 PM (KG0mU)

351
And beating the subject to death, close up pictures. Looks like burnt meatloaf:

Superiority Burger

http://tinyurl.com/phctaur

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 03, 2015 09:57 PM (kdS6q)

352 Reichwingnuts, Warren is not running. It is Mrs. Clinton's turn to demolish you wing nuts. Democrats in 2016 will have won the popular vote 6/7 times.

Posted by: Hillary 2016 at February 03, 2015 09:57 PM (+GbAN)

353 346: Only thing on right now. No cable.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2015 09:57 PM (ucDmr)

354 Wait, Serenity is a...feminist...movie?

Wtf?

Posted by: Lauren at February 03, 2015 09:57 PM (MYCIw)

355 That's why I don't know why a majority of Americans consider him likable or think he cares about them.

Why did the majority of his subjects say the emperor's new clothes were nice.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 03, 2015 09:58 PM (W5DcG)

356 Sunrise is at 6;28. One hour and twenty minutes or so.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 03, 2015 09:58 PM (hlbmD)

357
342 I make it 0500 in Amman.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 03, 2015

Sometimes I wake up early to hit the John. Maybe some hangman will do the same

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 09:58 PM (KJLlE)

358 Have you heard the new term for fake meat? "Field loaf." Seriously.

Posted by: Splunge at February 03, 2015 09:58 PM (qyomX)

359 #335: According to the link, she reported it to the police but opted not to press charges because it seemed more trouble than it was worth.

That seems like perhaps a nice, neutral way of saying she didn't want a real investigation that might end up proving her a liar.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 03, 2015 09:58 PM (5pg79)

360 I am in no mood Hector

why don't you go buy hand sanitizer and paper towels for your wife

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 03, 2015 09:58 PM (zOTsN)

361 Okay, lost interest. Anybody got the Cliff's Notes on the Nork vid?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2015 09:58 PM (aIxJK)

362 "Once he makes this discovery, Hammer pumps a .45
slug into the general vicinity of Charlotte's navel, setting up the last
three lines of the book:



"How c-could you?" she gasped



"It was easy," I said

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2015 09:46 PM (/GgDU)"

So what is the third line?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 03, 2015 09:59 PM (KDbAT)

363 Welcome to SmugBurger.
You want affirmation with that?

Posted by: Soy is Murder at February 03, 2015 09:59 PM (KG0mU)

364 Did mattress girl report her "rape" to the police? Why is she carrying around a friggin' mattress? She'll be bigger than the hulk before the school year is over from carrying that thing around.

Posted by: Titanium at February 03, 2015 09:54 PM (u9UgT)


The carrying around of the mattress is actually part of her thesis for a degree, and she gets college credit for doing it.

Another reason to question the "rape."

Posted by: The Collegiate Hat at February 03, 2015 09:59 PM (0Ew3K)

365 White Privilege Castle.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 03, 2015 09:59 PM (hlbmD)

366 Sometimes I wake up early to hit the John.
-------------

Damn! I thought it was just a hangover...

Posted by: John Boehner at February 03, 2015 09:59 PM (/GgDU)

367
353 346: Only thing on right now. No cable.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2015 09:57 PM (ucDmr)

Isn't NCISes Moines on?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 10:00 PM (KJLlE)

368 Democrats in 2016 will have won the popular vote 6/7 times.

Posted by: Hillary 2016 at February 03, 2015 09:57 PM (+GbAN)


Interesting, but irrelevant. I understand the Royals outscored the Giants in the 2014 World Series. Remind me again who is considered to have won?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 03, 2015 10:00 PM (oKE6c)

369 What video thus we speak?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill

Every Republican will be excoriated, and every hair out of place will be exposed by the Mutherf#king News Media. By the time they finish with the current crop, Lieawatha will be queen.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 03, 2015 10:01 PM (3yup9)

370 "Field loaf." Seriously."


Farm animals leave "loaves" in fields. However, I feel the people who gave it this name had no idea nor made any connection.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2015 10:01 PM (aIxJK)

371 Only a Lefty can get away with the most blatant of lies and come out better than before. It's really sickening.

Admittedly Warren so far has only one known whopper while Hillary has a basket full.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 03, 2015 10:01 PM (Xrson)

372 367 Try this.

http://tinyurl.com/lz9emyh

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 03, 2015 10:01 PM (hlbmD)

373 367: NCIS New London this season.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2015 10:01 PM (ucDmr)

374

Isn't NCISes Moines on?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February

How the fuck did I do that smiley face

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 10:01 PM (KJLlE)

375
#335: According to the link, she reported it to the police but opted not
to press charges because it seemed more trouble than it was worth.



So we have her assessment of the situation: not a big deal.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 03, 2015 10:02 PM (oKE6c)

376 "Superiority Burger - "a mash of farro, barley, quinoa and brown rice"

And that's gonna make your "red state uncle" swoon and give up meat? The idiot who said that doesn't know any red state uncles.

I like farro, barley, quinoa and brown rice - but as sides, not on a gdamn hamburger bun. And I'm sure you probably pay as much or more for the damn Superiority Burger as you do for a real hamburger at Five Guys.

It sounds like the restaurant once described by PJ O'Rourke as a place where the menu made him want to stand on a chair and yell out "Flopsy, Mopsy and Cottontail, dinner is served!"

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 03, 2015 10:02 PM (+XMAD)

377 "How c-could you?" she gasped

"I only had a moment before talking to a corpse, but I got it in.

"It was easy," I said

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2015 09:46 PM (/GgDU)"
------------------
So what is the third line?
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole
-------------------

Glad you asked, see above. I blame Pixy.

Posted by: John Boehner at February 03, 2015 10:02 PM (/GgDU)

378 364 The carrying around of the mattress is actually part of her thesis for a degree, and she gets college credit for doing it.

What is this right here? A degree? In what??

As they used to say, she'll be a drug on the job market at two for a nickel.

Posted by: Splunge at February 03, 2015 10:02 PM (qyomX)

379 Did mattress girl report her "rape" to the police?

No. When asked about it, she said she couldn't take the exhaustion (or some similar word) but she was carrying the mattress to symbolize her burden.

What's funny is all the feminists trying to explain the behavior of this women being raped and not reporting it for months basically boils down to "bitchez be crazy" but they won't admit it.

There seems to be an attempt to compare her to a battered wife, in that battered wives sometimes don't report their abuse to the police promptly. But this guy wasn't her husband or boyfriend. She was apparently a friend with benefits 3-4 times.

She'll be bigger than the hulk before the school year is over from carrying that thing around.

I suspect she carries it only at certain times, usually when a magazine is doing a puff piece.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 03, 2015 10:02 PM (b4b5c)

380 Sock fail

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2015 10:03 PM (/GgDU)

381 I just got here and haven't read the thread so I'll just point out it is, "To Kill A Mockingbird" --not "catch" and also the authorette has just announced she is writing a sequel. It was the only book she ever wrote and Ben Rhodes reads it to his one month old daughter because he is better than you.

Posted by: New Phone at February 03, 2015 10:04 PM (6SLAZ)

382 well mattress chick more or less ruined the college experience of the guy she slept with. He is a foreign exchange student on scholarship and she had made his life a living hell

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 03, 2015 10:04 PM (zOTsN)

383 How the fuck did I do that smiley face
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


8 and ) together?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2015 10:04 PM (mdiN7)

384 I hope it isn't a Queen. Those things are fricken heavy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 03, 2015 10:04 PM (hlbmD)

385 "How the fuck did I do that smiley face"


I dunno, but, what's even more perplexing is that you said "Des Moines" with a grin.


That don't happen in real life.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2015 10:04 PM (aIxJK)

386 I'm waiting for CSI Butte.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 03, 2015 10:05 PM (3yup9)

387 Roughly an hour until the hanging(s) in Jordan.

I thank God someone finally has the balls to stand up to this filth, and am horrified that it's not our own President.

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 03, 2015 10:05 PM (bS6uW)

388 "Field loaf." Seriously.
Posted by: Splunge at February 03, 2015 09:58 PM (qyomX)

That's what Miguel makes when he's picking lettuce and he's too far away from the Porta Potties.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 03, 2015 10:05 PM (+XMAD)

389 So Hammer, have you had enough of this cold fucking weather?


I have.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 03, 2015 10:05 PM (0FSuD)

390 @368
Democrats won 4 out of the last 6 Presidential elections. Explain to me what states or voting blocks will Republicans win in 2016 with unemployment low and the economy humming, that they did not win in 2012?

Face it, unless there is a major economic downturn or Republicans run an orthodox candidate who can peel off voters from the Democrat coalition, they will not win in 2016. Deny it all you want, but it is reality.

Posted by: Hillary 2016 at February 03, 2015 10:05 PM (+GbAN)

391 T-minus 1:13

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 03, 2015 10:06 PM (hlbmD)

392 King Abdullah quotes Clint Eastwood & Unforgiven. At Weasel Zippers.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2015 10:06 PM (mdiN7)

393 when confronted with being a liar I am sure she will say she is "speaking a larger truth" and is "trying to open a dialogue" and "raise awareness" and that the whole mattress schtick is "performance art"

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 03, 2015 10:06 PM (zOTsN)

394 @381 - whoa, Harper Lee is still alive ?!

What year was TKaM published?

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 03, 2015 10:07 PM (bS6uW)

395 Posted by: Hillary 2016 at February 03, 2015 10:05 PM (+GbAN)



Send this fucker to Amman too. They're taking care of business there.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 03, 2015 10:07 PM (oKE6c)

396 I'm waiting for CSI Butte.

Starring Kim Kardashian.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 03, 2015 10:07 PM (W5DcG)

397 CSI Amman

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 03, 2015 10:07 PM (zOTsN)

398 Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 03, 2015 10:04 PM (zOTsN)

Now, if that guy goes back to Germany and rants about how bad America sucks - well, can you blame him?

I know how I'd feel about Germany if I went there as a foreign exchange student and a German student made my experience a nightmare.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 03, 2015 10:07 PM (+XMAD)

399 Nip - Pretty good snow yesterday. 2"-3" with gusty winds. Ground was warm though, snow mostly gone. Looks like more cold in a day or two. The local lake isn't frozen, so I consider it a mild winter, thus far.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2015 10:07 PM (/GgDU)

400 @369
It is not just the media that will destroy Republican candidates. Propaganda outlets will attack any Republican who breaks orthodox. Ace is one of the gate keepers telling peons who to support.

Posted by: Hillary 2016 at February 03, 2015 10:08 PM (+GbAN)

401 I go by the rule that anyone who says they're "raising awareness" is up to no good. Hasn't failed yet.

Posted by: Splunge at February 03, 2015 10:08 PM (qyomX)

402 316 What video thus we speak?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTAFZfOJTd4


Hot Nork chicks await you.
Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 03, 2015 09:51 PM (3yup9)


That's oddly engrossing. I'm about 20 minutes in.

Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2015 10:09 PM (sdi6R)

403 I will say, I got a Barbour wool jacket on ebay, from a moron in Asheville.


Best damn buy in a long time. $800 jacket for $82. Wool 80%/Alpaca 20%, waterproof, fully lined. Has a pussy magnet in the collar.



I be styling bitches.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 03, 2015 10:09 PM (0FSuD)

404 "King Abdullah quotes Clint Eastwood Unforgiven."




Hehehehe.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2015 10:09 PM (aIxJK)

405 I go by the rule that anyone who says they're "raising awareness" is up to no good.
----------------

"start a conversation..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2015 10:09 PM (/GgDU)

406 Posted by: Blacksheep at February 03, 2015 10:07 PM (bS6uW)

It was published in '61 or '62. She's 6 days older than dirt.

And has basically lived in the same Alabama town she grew in for almost all of her life (had a stint in NYC in the 1950's - which would have been a great time to live in NYC.)

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 03, 2015 10:10 PM (+XMAD)

407 Lauren: I'm actually not kidding -
http://www.cantstoptheserenity.com/about/cause/

I saw the screening in Minneapolis in, I think it was, 2006. [My place of work had sent me to that city. I had free time. I had to spend it somewhere.]

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 03, 2015 10:11 PM (AVEe1)

408 Having a glass of port and hoping the world will finally rid us of these bastards

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 03, 2015 10:11 PM (zOTsN)

409 "whatever ideology they're operating off of is bankrupt."

So, you're saying Islam is a bankrupt ideology... Got it.

Posted by: t-bird at February 03, 2015 10:11 PM (FcR7P)

410 "Creating a space for sharing".

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 03, 2015 10:11 PM (5pg79)

411 I will say, I got a Barbour wool jacket on ebay, from a moron in Asheville.
----------------

Uh, oh.....

Uh...., say, have you had a Plague immunization?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2015 10:11 PM (/GgDU)

412 374: I have no idea. When I try to post one, pixey goes apeshit.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2015 10:12 PM (ucDmr)

413 @399

Sounds good. Wife's family grew up in Biltmore Forest. If you all didn't have all those fucking hippies and a decent airport, I'd move up there.



All here kin are over there on the river taking a dirt nap.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 03, 2015 10:12 PM (0FSuD)

414 401 I go by the rule that anyone who says they're "raising awareness" is up to no good. Hasn't failed yet.

Posted by: Splunge at February 03, 2015 10:08 PM (qyomX)



Yep. My trigger words include ...

"trigger words"
"activist"
"social justice"
"community organizer"

to name a few.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 03, 2015 10:12 PM (oKE6c)

415 "King Abdullah quotes Clint Eastwood Unforgiven."


I am wracking my mind trying figure out which quote would be most appropriate.

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 03, 2015 10:13 PM (UYUuP)

416 Evening. I heard on Fox that the JEF's sister is going to assume room temperature around 11:30 p.m.

What a cold, heartless, arrogant, POS we have as president. But I repeat myself.

Imagine a major American city becoming a glass parking lot, thanks to Barry's buddies in Iran.

I doubt he'd even furrow his brow.

*rage headache*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2015 10:13 PM (FsuaD)

417 Gentrification.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 03, 2015 10:13 PM (hlbmD)

418 Make it a proper hanging. Start with the feet on the ground with a hand cranked rope operated by a parent of the pilot.

Posted by: davidt at February 03, 2015 10:14 PM (zSrlo)

419 Diversity.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 03, 2015 10:14 PM (oKE6c)

420 "justice" when applied to any other word than "criminal" is a tip off

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 03, 2015 10:14 PM (zOTsN)

421 I doubt he'd even furrow his brow.

*rage headache*


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2015 10:13 PM (FsuaD)

Chill. We still love your sorry ass. Fuck The One.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 03, 2015 10:14 PM (0FSuD)

422 (I am a fundamentally bad and broken person, but as a rule I try not to lie here. I assume everyone here knows that I suck, so I also assume that there are people here to call me on my errors. A big reason I'm still doing this is to run stuff by the fact-checkers.)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 03, 2015 10:15 PM (AVEe1)

423 "Imagine a major American city becoming a glass parking lot, thanks to Barry's buddies in Iran.

I doubt he'd even furrow his brow."

All depends on whether it is in a red state or a blue state.

Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin at February 03, 2015 10:15 PM (xnAyb)

424 I'm as disgusted and pissed at Prezzy Oshizzle as I am ISIS. I can't tell the difference.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2015 10:15 PM (ucDmr)

425 Ed Norton lives on the top floor of my lib NYC s-i-l.

Saw him get off the elevator as we were waiting for my husband to bring the SUV around. Norton is a short, skinny little f*cker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2015 10:15 PM (FsuaD)

426 "justice" when applied to any other word than "criminal" is a tip off

"social" is a word that serves no purpose other than to mock the noun that follows.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 03, 2015 10:15 PM (b4b5c)

427 Oh, I didn't think you were lying. It's just so, so stupid.

Posted by: Lauren at February 03, 2015 10:15 PM (MYCIw)

428 "social" is a college word for drunken party. I have a fondness for it as a stand alone word

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 03, 2015 10:16 PM (zOTsN)

429 We need to have something like the ball drop at Times Square on New Year's.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 03, 2015 10:16 PM (oKE6c)

430 I'm sure he wouldn't Jane. I just have to picture him in a few years, under his desk sucking his thumb with a blankey. Especially if he moves to some 3rd world muzzie hell hole. He should be divorced by then.

Posted by: Infidel at February 03, 2015 10:16 PM (24SVk)

431 "Ed Norton lives on the top floor of my lib NYC s-i-l."



Your sister-in-law is..........an apartment building?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2015 10:16 PM (aIxJK)

432
JORDAN KILLED TWO PRISONERS

THUS FAR

Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at February 03, 2015 10:16 PM (zOTsN)

433 Jordan has killed two prisoners.

Boom.

Posted by: the Chicken at February 03, 2015 10:17 PM (g1DWB)

434 Nood.

Posted by: Oedipus at February 03, 2015 10:17 PM (Tjkt6)

435 shit

Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2015 10:17 PM (g1DWB)

436 Obama presser after Atlanta has been nuked:

"Umm....errrr....ummm.....deeply sorry....I won't rest....ummm....let me be clear....errr.....Islam is a religion of peace.....whoever did this.....ummm....."

*twitches on floor*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2015 10:17 PM (FsuaD)

437 " I can't tell the difference."


Well, heh.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2015 10:18 PM (aIxJK)

438 Please let it be death by quartering....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 03, 2015 10:18 PM (AC0lD)

439 Live Stream?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 03, 2015 10:18 PM (hlbmD)

440 "Any man don't wanna get killed better clear on out the back." Bill Munny

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 03, 2015 10:18 PM (3yup9)

441 "She'll be bigger than the hulk before the school year is over from carrying that thing around.



I suspect she carries it only at certain times, usually when a magazine is doing a puff piece.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 03, 2015 10:02 PM (b4b5c)"

A couple of stories. I knew a fellow who was in Teheran when the US Embassy staff were held by the terrorists in the last year of Jimmy Carter's reign. The area in front of the US Embassy was a bazaar all day until the same time every day when the cameras for the various news organization would show up. Then all the stalls would close and everybody grabbed their signs and started shouting "Death to America" until the newsies had their footage for that night's news and left. At that point, the signs went away and the stalls reopened.

Brian Lamb said that he got the idea for C-SPAN based on his experience of watching protesters performing for the cameras and he thought it would be a good idea if people could see an entire event, not just the part that was edited for the evening news.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 03, 2015 10:18 PM (KDbAT)

442 Mike Hammer,
Are you in SC or NC? I asked on blog this afternoon for recommendations.
My older brother & I own house (with bank) & want to get away from MA.
I said NC or TX. He wants AZ or NM.
So now it's NM or TX.

Posted by: Carol at February 03, 2015 10:19 PM (sj3Ax)

443 394 @381 - whoa, Harper Lee is still alive ?!

-----
Like she said-- six days older than dirt. I read about the sequel in the UK's Telegraph.

Posted by: New Phone at February 03, 2015 10:19 PM (HsbEl)

444 You know ebay is like a crap shoot. Some times you score, some times you don't.


Sort of like going to the Good Will or Salvation Army store.



The boomers are dying. There is a lot of shit we have accumulated that our kids just want to get rid of.


I mean really good shit. Most people at a give away store have no idea how expensive some of the shit they get is.


No idea. So, like, I really need to accumulate more shit?


I swear JJ I am not a tribe member.



Posted by: Nip Sip at February 03, 2015 10:22 PM (0FSuD)

445 442 So now it's NM or TX.

Warning: Santa Fe is filled with artsy leftists.

Posted by: Splunge at February 03, 2015 10:23 PM (qyomX)

446 TFG is willing to go all Christina Kirchner on Republicans and ordinary Americans who ask embarrassing questions, but he finds leadership annoying and distracting. Terrorists get laughed off or ignored. This guy is so completely weird.

Posted by: MTF at February 03, 2015 10:24 PM (FCsIb)

447 What's with all these college chicks and the anal sex? If it had been like that when I was at school, things might have turned out differently.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at February 03, 2015 10:25 PM (Eszro)

448 Carol,

Hammer is in Asheville, NC. Vic is in Upstate SC. I'd go with SC. but both area's beat the shit out of MA.



TX? NO INCOME TAX! Bad hot summers.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 03, 2015 10:25 PM (0FSuD)

449 Carol, also, those TX people eat Beef and call in BBQ.


WTF? Everyone knows Q is pork.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 03, 2015 10:27 PM (0FSuD)

450 Are Sasha and Malia vaccinated, and if not, then when?

Posted by: Miley's Tongue at February 03, 2015 10:31 PM (R+h7Q)

451 I thought Whedon was allegedly some kind of libertarian? He's on Baldwin's twitter once in awhile and doesn't sound like he's in the John Cusack wing of Hollywood at least, but signing anything with Susan Sarandon besides one of her own boobs pre-2000 isn't a sign of political or general santity.

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at February 03, 2015 10:36 PM (QKIQb)

452 Edward Norton are among the more than 90 entertainers urging Sen.
Elizabeth Warren to throw her hat in the 2016 presidential race.





Now I know why Ralph Kramden used to call him a mental case.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 03, 2015 10:36 PM (3UGBQ)

453 Hey, I'd sign on to draft Warren! All conservatives should be on board for drafting Warren because she has about as much chance of being elected as Howard Dean did 12 years ago.

Plus, any mischief we can throw hildebeast's way would be a good thing.

Posted by: docweasel at February 03, 2015 10:59 PM (DzQH3)

454 85 Whedon is the epitome of the pussy-whipped prog. He is so whipped he used to submit his Buffy script to his college women's studies prof for her approval.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 03, 2015 11:21 PM (XO6WW)

455 She reminds me of the Church Lady. Ain't gonna happen.

Posted by: PJ at February 04, 2015 12:02 AM (cHuNI)

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