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So This New Dumb Shit Happened

We live in an Age of Morons and Hysterics.

Remember like twelve years ago when we were all reading pieces about how the Internet would democratize political speech, and empower all citizens' voices to be heard in the public square?

And we were like, "Yeah man, that'll be cool."

Yeah. Turns out not so much.

So some evil crone taught these idiots to type into the Pornography Box and this is the shit that they thought the world needed to see.

Move over "racism" and "white privilege" -- "singlism" and "married privilege" are the new kids on the politically correct block!

According to Bella DePaulo and Rachel Buddeberg, the singles activists and authors who wrote a Truthout.org piece titled "Do You, Married Person, Take These Unearned Privileges, for Better or for Better?," discrimination against single people is a problem so huge that it’s actually "jarring" that our culture doesn't talk about it the way it talks about racism and sexism.

I have a feeling these two hysterical women found it "jarring" when Justin Bieber went Electric.

The piece defines "singlism" as "the stereotyping, stigmatizing and discrimination against people who are not married" and "marital privilege" as "the unearned advantages that benefit those who are married," an "emotional privilege" where "other people express happiness for people who marry but pity for those who stay single."

You know how every movie targeting the female demographic presents writing dumb articles in magazines as the highest possible career aspiration?

Yeah, can we either stop that and/or kill all the people writing those movies?

We really need these Young Budding Hysterical Feminists to stop all going to work for the Huffington Post and She the People and pursue an occupation with less capacity for massive harm, such as transporting smallpox viruses over rutted country backroads.

...

Some points are particularly laughable, such as the claim that it's so terrible that "universities have women's studies, Black studies, and queer studies programs" but "there is no singles studies program in any university, anywhere."

Do they have Retard Studies?

Posted by: Ace at 06:00 PM




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1 They should have Retard Studies.

Posted by: Carol at February 03, 2015 06:01 PM (sj3Ax)

2 1?

Posted by: Ed Anger at February 03, 2015 06:02 PM (RcpcZ)

3 Do they have Retard Studies?

It's all Retard Studies.

Retard Studies all the way down.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 03, 2015 06:02 PM (L2xDv)

4 Yeah they have Reatrd Studies Ace, it's called "J-School"

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 03, 2015 06:02 PM (/4AZU)

5 Most of the studies they do are retarded
I know retarded people that are smarter than these fools.

Posted by: Carol at February 03, 2015 06:03 PM (sj3Ax)

6 It's the Superbowl of Victimization!

Posted by: Squirrel at February 03, 2015 06:04 PM (MMC8r)

7 Hot house pansies got to be pansies.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2015 06:04 PM (TOmAa)

8 -ics
-engineering
-ology
-science
-studies

It's not perfect, but as a ranking, it's a good rule of thumb.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 03, 2015 06:04 PM (L2xDv)

9 Some women have trouble adjusting to the fact that their life choices are leading them to a life of making love to a molded piece of plastic and some batteries.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 03, 2015 06:04 PM (AC0lD)

10
They have retard studies. In Jordan.

Oh, SNAP. (literally)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2015 06:05 PM (CMkNk)

11 It's the Superbowl of Victimization!

Posted by: Squirrel at February 03, 2015 06:04 PM



Time to flush this shit.

Posted by: huerfano at February 03, 2015 06:05 PM (bAGA/)

12 Talk about a bunch of self absorbed a holes.WTF

Posted by: Cicero Skip at February 03, 2015 06:05 PM (FIrEF)

13 So, women bitching at being called "single"......?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2015 06:05 PM (LA7Cm)

14 No people-whose-names-start-with-X studies?
They are particularly xtigmatised as a minority in society.

Posted by: fb at February 03, 2015 06:05 PM (JVEmw)

15 And of course, the most important question about the feminists....


are they hot?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 03, 2015 06:05 PM (AC0lD)

16 Fox went from ISIS to man arrested for porn pictures. I didn't listen long enough to say what it was about.

Posted by: Carol at February 03, 2015 06:05 PM (sj3Ax)

17 Just throw marriage out. It doesn't mean anything anymore...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 03, 2015 06:06 PM (Bn6aD)

18 Seriously
We need SMOD like right now

Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 03, 2015 06:06 PM (QY6Dj)

19 don't be proggtarded

Posted by: newrouter at February 03, 2015 06:06 PM (3gxaQ)

20
It's getting to the point where I actually WANT construction workers to start whistling at these chicks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2015 06:06 PM (CMkNk)

21 7 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2015 06:04 PM (TOmAa)

Hothouse Roses tend to be cuter...

but they are also rated X so...

GayPatriot changed his nick to "50 Shades of Ghey"...

it's getting weird out there kids.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 03, 2015 06:06 PM (/4AZU)

22 Retards don't need studies. They at least have a moral compass. These people are sub human.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2015 06:06 PM (ucDmr)

23 Doesn't it stand to reason that people who express pity for married folks are maritalist? What is it with flaunting their single privilege?

Where can I pick up my special Victim Card?

Posted by: Furious George at February 03, 2015 06:07 PM (UlJ3l)

24 16 Fox went from ISIS to man arrested for porn pictures. I didn't listen long enough to say what it was about.
Posted by: Carol at February 03, 2015 06:05 PM (sj3Ax)


TV news seques are a real bitch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2015 06:07 PM (CMkNk)

25
24 seques = segues

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2015 06:07 PM (CMkNk)

26 So, women bitching at being called "single".
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2015 06:05

Maybe they want to go back to being called spinsters?

Posted by: Cicero Skip at February 03, 2015 06:07 PM (FIrEF)

27 I like trains.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Professor Emeritus, Retard Studies at February 03, 2015 06:07 PM (FHh8u)

28 In all fairness it's got to be rough getting your knickers in a twist when they're made out of burlap.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Aretha Franklin at February 03, 2015 06:07 PM (NeFrd)

29 13 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 03, 2015 06:05 PM (LA7Cm)

Shhh don't detonate that grenade son...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 03, 2015 06:07 PM (/4AZU)

30 Marriage privilege!

Like the (until recently fixed) "marriage penalty" in taxes.

Yep, totes privileged.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) and exhausted! new father! at February 03, 2015 06:07 PM (HDwDg)

31 We have raised a generation of absolute pussies.

Yeah us.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2015 06:07 PM (g1DWB)

32 I think we need Bruce Jenner Studies.

Posted by: Y-not at February 03, 2015 06:08 PM (9BRsg)

33 @15 Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 03, 2015 06:05 PM

If they were they wouldn't be bitching.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2015 06:08 PM (08Znv)

34 Then there's Singlism Privilege.

By which I mean you can break up with a girl, bang her best friend, and not lose half your stuff as a result.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 03, 2015 06:08 PM (HIoe7)

35 Meh

Posted by: eman at February 03, 2015 06:08 PM (QxnVT)

36 I thought singles studies is what happened at frat parties. And they're tryong to get those banned.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 03, 2015 06:08 PM (z/Ubi)

37 off alternative reality Queen of Soul sock.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 03, 2015 06:08 PM (NeFrd)

38 And with that the other part of my marriage privilege is crying, so I'm gonna bounce horde.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) and exhausted! new father! at February 03, 2015 06:08 PM (HDwDg)

39 We have raised a generation of absolute pussies.

Yeah us.


You're welcome.

Posted by: Mr. Rogers at February 03, 2015 06:09 PM (0HooB)

40 So get married, you dumb broads.
What's that - you can't find a mate?
Go figure.
But don't blame it on marriageable privilege. Call it karma.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2015 06:09 PM (ABcz/)

41 "there is no singles studies program in any university, anywhere."



Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2015 06:10 PM (FsuaD)

42 Tell these chicks to just marry each other, what with gay marriage being legal now. Problem solved!

Posted by: Secundus at February 03, 2015 06:10 PM (dxjfk)

43 Fox went from ISIS to man arrested for porn pictures. I didn't listen long enough to say what it was about.


From HOT to HAWT?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2015 06:10 PM (08Znv)

44 Bing image search for Bella DePaulo and Rachel Buddeberg derives expected results.

Posted by: Squirrel at February 03, 2015 06:10 PM (MMC8r)

45 What about the unearned privilege single people get to enjoy of banging anybody they like, without fear of consequences?


Posted by: elaine at February 03, 2015 06:10 PM (Y0Piu)

46 Many colleges have Study A broad programs.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 03, 2015 06:10 PM (NeFrd)

47 I saw Retard Studies open for Cher in the Kingdome back in '97.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 03, 2015 06:11 PM (+lsX1)

48 Hope they enjoy their careers as Wal-mart greaters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2015 06:11 PM (FsuaD)

49 I just wonder how far the pendulum will swing rightward after this Reign of Error of King Barakus. I know that most normal people have had their belly full of this bullshit. I know I have.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at February 03, 2015 06:11 PM (RNhbC)

50 I understand women, and men, being unhappy that they're single. I was thirty when I got married, so was my wife. I'd say that among our age cohort, those who didn't get married in the next five or so years, ended up single until today, and many are kind of bitter about it. Some spent their "most eligible" years drinking and playing softball, the men that is, and were kind of shocked when they wanted to have a serious relationship and the pickings were slim. Most marriage-minded potential mates seem to have already taken the leap, leaving confirmed "singles" or women with a lot of baggage (divorce, kids). I feel for them, I got lucky and escaped that fate, but I don't think any of them consider themselves victims of freaking "Singlism".

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 03, 2015 06:11 PM (2cS/G)

51 From HOT to HAWT?

From burning with fire to burning desire.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 03, 2015 06:11 PM (UVfht)

52 Our colleges and universities are in need of a good, thorough cleaning. Many pink slips need to be handed out, and the Wymyns Studies departments are a good place to start.

Posted by: Blor Utar at February 03, 2015 06:11 PM (urFvM)

53 Marriage privilege. The privilege to choose between flagellating yourself to a near bloody stump or lose half your shit because you'd rather not have a near bloody stump.

Posted by: flounder at February 03, 2015 06:11 PM (FHh8u)

54
"there is no singles studies program in any university, anywhere."

Um, yeah, there is.

It's called, "The Weekend's Here! Paaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrtaaaaaaaaaayyyyy!"

It's not difficult, though, to imagine that those two schlubs don't "indulge"...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 03, 2015 06:12 PM (bWFHa)

55 Yeah, that's what we need. More classes in "studies". Can we figure out the syllabus for singles studies?

Sigh...

Posted by: Lea - Sorry make that Miss Leaette at February 03, 2015 06:12 PM (HqcrD)

56 My barber once said, no matter how pretty she is, no matter how well you two hit it off, how great she is how nice she smells....how wonderful it is....just remember....somewhere there is someone that is really tired of putting up with her shit.....(so true)

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at February 03, 2015 06:12 PM (uJK1E)

57 Just throw marriage out. It doesn't mean anything anymore...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 03, 2015 06:06 PM (Bn6aD)


---------------------------------------


Just get government out of the marriage process.

We need a "license" from the government to declare our love and committment for our spouses?

Posted by: Soona at February 03, 2015 06:13 PM (/HX7u)

58 From burning with fire to burning desire.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 03, 2015 06:11 PM


Well played!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2015 06:13 PM (08Znv)

59 Posted by: Squirrel at February 03, 2015 06:10 PM (MMC8r)

Short hair, looks like a dude, and....

Short hair, looks like a dude. Yep. I'm absolutely flabbergasted that these ladies haven't found their White Knights yet.

Posted by: Secundus at February 03, 2015 06:13 PM (dxjfk)

60 Rachel . . .

http://tinyurl.com/ox2qgvj

I wouldn't hit it.

Posted by: Furious George at February 03, 2015 06:13 PM (UlJ3l)

61 I don't mind when men look at me & compliment me. WTH is wrong with that?

Posted by: Carol at February 03, 2015 06:13 PM (sj3Ax)

62 Wow, Fox News reporting on the immunization flap, showed Joyless Behar criticizing rightwingnuts, then showed the quote showing that it's actually liberal leftards who won't immunize.

I might have to start watching them again if they keep this up.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 03, 2015 06:14 PM (0HooB)

63 Well when I was in the Navy married people got a LOT of beanies that single people did not.


1. They got paid more with housing and food allowance


2. They got more time off in port with their "my wife she" chits.


3. And when we pulled into home port they got the first days off.


This was one of my major gripes with the Navy that caused me to get out.

Posted by: Vic at February 03, 2015 06:14 PM (wlDny)

64 60 Posted by: Furious George at February 03, 2015 06:13 PM (UlJ3l)

Trudy Weigel...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 03, 2015 06:14 PM (/4AZU)

65 We are so hosed.

Posted by: Prez O'Bumbles at February 03, 2015 06:14 PM (/Ho8c)

66 Ohhhh, now we know what you mean by "Be careful what you wish for."

Posted by: Bella DePaulo and Rachel Buddeberg, "marriage equality" advocates, probably at February 03, 2015 06:14 PM (L2xDv)

67 I've met several women in their 30s who were single and I'd be surprised if they ever end up with anyone.


As someone pointed out on a similar thread, women have a 'Best by' date. It's sad when they are indoctrinated past that date and left regretting it.


Actually, it's not sad, more evil...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 03, 2015 06:14 PM (AC0lD)

68 It's not difficult, though, to imagine that those two schlubs don't "indulge"...


Lots of wine, to ease the pain of their lonely "singleness".

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 03, 2015 06:14 PM (UVfht)

69 Sex and the City


Anybody remember what that show was about?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 03, 2015 06:15 PM (8Un8+)

70 True story:

Before my husband and I found Christian Healthcare Ministries, we looked at the exchange plans because we had no other choice.

For our family of 6, we were going to be paying over 1200/month for 80/20 insurance with a sky high deductible.

However, if I divorced my husband, he could get a single plan for something like $300/month and we could all qualify for medicaid.

Privilege eh?

Posted by: Lauren at February 03, 2015 06:15 PM (MYCIw)

71 we= me and the kids.

Posted by: Lauren at February 03, 2015 06:15 PM (MYCIw)

72 Carol, may I say, you are looking MARVELOUS tonight?
I like what you did with your hair.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at February 03, 2015 06:15 PM (TPjwz)

73 69 Sex and the City


Anybody remember what that show was about

A bunch of whores if I remember correctly...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 03, 2015 06:15 PM (Bn6aD)

74 Oh! I can't believe I didn't think to make an mrs joke...

Posted by: Lea - Sorry make that Miss Leaette at February 03, 2015 06:15 PM (HqcrD)

75 56
My barber once said, no matter how pretty she is, no matter how well you
two hit it off, how great she is how nice she smells....how wonderful
it is....just remember....somewhere there is someone that is really
tired of putting up with her shit.....(so true)

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at February 03, 2015 06:12 PM (uJK1E)

You still owe me two dollars.

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll's Barber at February 03, 2015 06:16 PM (FHh8u)

76 Bella . . .

http://tinyurl.com/ox2qgvj

I'm so tired of her singleist h8.

Posted by: Furious George at February 03, 2015 06:16 PM (UlJ3l)

77 Singles studies.

What in the hell kind of dumbass needs to "study" being single?

You normally go to bed alone and wake up alone. You always control the remote and never argue about what to eat.

That's it.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at February 03, 2015 06:16 PM (yNvym)

78 I don't mind when men look at me & compliment me. WTH is wrong with that?

That's what I said!

It shouldn't matter that I was admiring her through the reflection of my shoe-mounted mirror.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 03, 2015 06:17 PM (HIoe7)

79 Same in the Army as far as married soldiers getting bennies. But I get that, it's part of the retention incentive, "family support" gets tons of lip service, so Command probably felt pressure to acquiesce rather than hear complaints. That still didn't make watching them get dismissed from wash rack duty after a FTX any easier to swallow, though.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 03, 2015 06:17 PM (2cS/G)

80 Well played!!!

It's a hot topic.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 03, 2015 06:17 PM (UVfht)

81 Tyranny of the impotent minority. If even one single mother somewhere is hurt by the white male patriarchy it must be corrected.

Posted by: Horatio Bologna at February 03, 2015 06:17 PM (l7Hdz)

82 In the workplace, there sometimes is a bit of this, in that if you're single/don't have kids, you can't knock off early for a family-related event, but (as a single man myself) so what, and that's not what they're talkkng about anyway.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 03, 2015 06:17 PM (yHF3p)

83 Singles could go Along with special benefits for marrieds when it was a marker for raising the next generation of citizens. When it becomes a tax dodge for lesbians and gays, then it's time to look at treating everyone the same

Posted by: x at February 03, 2015 06:17 PM (/bvAP)

84
Alternate Headline -

Two Collectivist Shrews Bitch and
Moan that Nobody Wants to Spend the Rest of Their Lives Being Bitched and Moaned at by Them

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 03, 2015 06:17 PM (bWFHa)

85 "That's it."

Not quite.


The toilet seat stays in the last position that you left it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 03, 2015 06:18 PM (8Un8+)

86 >>... but I don't think any of them consider themselves victims of freaking "Singlism".

All of what you said is true, except....a lot of older women do feel like victims - of the men in the generation sucking because they're "commitment-phobes.". Seriously. Exhibit A: "The Real Reason Women Freeze Their Eggs"

http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/01/ real-reason-women-freeze-their-eggs.html#8CZmXV:pq7

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2015 06:18 PM (ABcz/)

87 We the People's Front of ISIS , brackets, officials, end brackets, do hereby convey our sincere fraternal and sisterly greetings to you, Sajida al-Rishawi, on this, the occasion of your martyrdom.



Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate the parent land from the hands of the Great Satan imperialist aggressors, excluding those concerned with drainage, medicine, roads, housing, education, viniculture and any other infidels contributing to the welfare of true believers of both sexes and hermaphrodites.



Signed, on behalf of the P. F. I. , etc. "


And I'd just like to add, on a personal note, my own admiration, for what you're doing for us, Sajida, on what must be, after all, for you a very difficult time.



[Willowed on the thread below but I spent too much time putting it together for it to be ignored.]

Posted by: Reg, Leader of The People's Front of ISIS at February 03, 2015 06:18 PM (JO9+V)

88 If these two hound dogs would clean themselves up and settle for someone who would settle for them they'd get laid and not be so resentful and obnoxious....but they're far too liberal for that...

Posted by: Dave at February 03, 2015 06:18 PM (/iRd9)

89 60
Rachel . . .



http://tinyurl.com/ox2qgvj



I wouldn't hit it.




OMG. She's exactly as I pictured. And wtf is an "empowerment coach"? Is that like a life coach? She's almost as "attractive" as my idiot life coach s-i-l.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2015 06:18 PM (FsuaD)

90 Campbells Soup for one Directions.....Heat it up....don't heat it up...who gives a crap, your alone.....

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at February 03, 2015 06:18 PM (uJK1E)

91 I remember when women would burn their bras and was never really surprised that most were so far past their due date you wouldn't want to play with the boobehs anyway.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2015 06:18 PM (08Znv)

92 I'm single so I'm kinda down with this, even though when these people discuss the topic they are referring only to single women who can't get married because they're insufferable scrunts who might as well wear a sign that says "I can't wait to divorce your ass and collect my alimony!"

So anyhoo, as a single dude, I'm kinda two shades of pissed off that I can only claim one exemption on my tax return. I pay more in taxes than all yall married motherfuckers do, so there.

Posted by: Single Dude Watching This Shit Go Down at February 03, 2015 06:18 PM (gLNLT)

93 I haven't had every aspect of my life affirmed in the past two hours!!

Somebody affirm me!!!

Posted by: Shrieking Harpy at February 03, 2015 06:18 PM (ZPrif)

94 Shocking to say, Bella DePaulo and Rachel Buddeberg are kinda dogs.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at February 03, 2015 06:18 PM (8UKC6)

95 I have a feeling these two hysterical women

I had a girlfriend once, for a real short time. Couple or three months. Nurse. Stacked. Not contemporary nurse. Pron level nurse. But she never understood Freud. Or his research on hysterical women. She couldn't fathom such a concept.

I thought I could possibly educate her. But. She gave lousy head. Which (ask any guy) is really, really tough. It's like she was purposely trying to give bad head. I slipped out the back, Jack. Made a new plan, Stan.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request at February 03, 2015 06:18 PM (zxQ4h)

96 80
Well played!!!

It's a hot topic.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 03, 2015 06:17 PM (UVfht)

Someone's on fire.

Posted by: flounder at February 03, 2015 06:18 PM (FHh8u)

97 Dear God the very thought of people whinging about that makes my teeth hurt and I am as single as single can be and have been for mumblety years.


*clambers up on soapbox*

Life is hard you whiny bitchass harridans! Newsflash, most people learn that by the time they are in high school, if not before.

Shut. Up. Just. Shut up.

Yes, it rankled me when I was the only single person with no kids in the office so I was the one who always had to stay late because no one would care if I wasn't home. Yup. That was unfair and I finally lost my shit and pointed out that I also had no one to do the grocery shopping or get the dry cleaning or do the laundry or pick up the car from the mechanic and guess what? The Big Boss was all I never thought about that and made sure that other people had to sometimes stay late instead of me.

Life. Is. Hard. Yes, life can be harder when you are on your own. It can also be terribly hard when you are trying to juggle the schedules and needs of other people.

Sit down, shut up, grow up and stop making those of us who are single look like whiny brats who need a good rogering to get the hell over themselves.

Just. Stop it. Stop. It.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at February 03, 2015 06:18 PM (IrByp)

98 Juxtapose this:

Carol, may I say, you are looking MARVELOUS tonight?

I like what you did with your hair.


with this:

It shouldn't matter that I was admiring her through the reflection of my shoe-mounted mirror.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 03, 2015 06:18 PM (UVfht)

99 When we finally get Sharia Law here, there won't be any single women. They will all be married to somebody.

Posted by: Horatio Bologna at February 03, 2015 06:19 PM (l7Hdz)

100 Not merely "first world problems," but 1%er, first world problems.

Posted by: LochLomondFarms at February 03, 2015 06:19 PM (XuM9M)

101 Not merely "first world problems," but 1%er, first world problems.

Posted by: LochLomondFarms at February 03, 2015 06:19 PM (XuM9M)

102 Johnny Boy,
I just spray gel in it & comb it through. Then spray more, let it dry just a bit & lift with my hands. The timing is everything.
Now I'm using Aveda curls spray.

Posted by: Carol at February 03, 2015 06:19 PM (sj3Ax)

103 99 When we finally get Sharia Law here, there won't be any single women. They will all be married to somebody

Or thrown off roofs...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 03, 2015 06:19 PM (Bn6aD)

104 It is kinda funny that people so obsessed with group membership are now whining about an individual problem (single, party of 1!).

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2015 06:20 PM (ABcz/)

105 Johnny Boy,
I forgot to Thank You! My bad.

Posted by: Carol at February 03, 2015 06:20 PM (sj3Ax)

106 First time I post in weeks, and I get double-post barreled. Sheesh.

Posted by: LochLomondFarms at February 03, 2015 06:20 PM (XuM9M)

107 There are pros and cons, good and bad with everything in life. So ladies agitating for a single studies program, get a clue. We all make our choices and live with the consequences. If you don't like your consequences, make different choices.

Problem solved.

Posted by: elaine at February 03, 2015 06:20 PM (Y0Piu)

108 who says modern feminism isn't just the damage control for bad choices made by today's unmarriable older feminists.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at February 03, 2015 06:21 PM (8UKC6)

109 Shocking to say, Bella DePaulo and Rachel Buddeberg are kinda dogs.

You know, some of the ugliest people in the world, God bless 'em, are married. Happily, even.

A pleasant plain woman is more appealing than a pretty stone bitch.

Personality counts. And I suspect that is where these shrews come up short.

Posted by: Squirrel at February 03, 2015 06:21 PM (MMC8r)

110 I hope the Supreme Court case on gay marriage throws out marriage as a governmental institution (federally), frankly.

The government should never have gotten into the marriage business. None of their fucking business, if you ask me.

Throw out all marriage related deductions, etc. Stupid.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 03, 2015 06:21 PM (/9Mak)

111 "Sit down, shut up, grow up and stop making those of us who are single look like whiny brats who need a good rogering to get the hell over themselves. "

Sometimes I wonder what I did right in my life, to allow me to know our AtC.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 03, 2015 06:22 PM (8Un8+)

112 I'm single and I think y'all are SINGLEISTS!

Posted by: Soona at February 03, 2015 06:22 PM (/HX7u)

113 A single tear rolls down my cheek.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 03, 2015 06:22 PM (B5dTB)

114 The toilet seat stays in the last position that you left it.

Itches can be scratched at will. Burps need not take the long way out. Pr0n can be enjoyed (so I hear).

Singlehoodismness: where never is heard a discouraging word.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 03, 2015 06:22 PM (0HooB)

115
What does Bella DePaulo say to Rachel Buddeberg while licking her _____?

Bli blub you.

Posted by: wth at February 03, 2015 06:22 PM (wAQA5)

116 Not merely "first world problems," but 1%er, first world problems.
Posted by: LochLomondFarms at February 03, 2015 06:19 PM (XuM9M)


Problems of one's own making, usually.

Not always, but when you're trying to make an academic field out of it, it's of your own making.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 03, 2015 06:23 PM (L2xDv)

117 A pleasant plain woman is more appealing than a pretty stone bitch.

Personality counts. And I suspect that is where these shrews come up short.
Posted by: Squirrel at February 03, 2015 06:21 PM (MMC8r)

That's true. But you also have to get past the initial impression and approach-- which is a lot harder if she's, cough, homely in appearance.

Posted by: Secundus at February 03, 2015 06:23 PM (dxjfk)

118 >>And wtf is an "empowerment coach"?

How empowering is it to sit around and bitch about something you don't have? So go do something about it and STFU.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2015 06:23 PM (ABcz/)

119 Gawd, I hate these people.
Singlist Activist: Whine, whine. Waah, waah.
Me: Shut the f**k up, you stupid, blubbering cow.

And just so you know, I'm single. Why? Because if I'd married, I'd probably be divorced 4 or 5 times by now. I like to have my own way.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2015 06:23 PM (875qO)

120 A pleasant plain woman is more appealing than a pretty stone bitch.


Posted by: Squirrel
........
I gotta agree with you.. A Kate Upton with small tits and an eye twitch would be ever so much more attractive!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 03, 2015 06:23 PM (/9Mak)

121 speaking of dumb ugly bitches that deserve to die horrible deaths, anyone else besides me saw the pic of the soon-to-die, failure of a suicide-bomber twatwaffle and thought she kinda looks like the JEF in a hijab?

https://tinyurl.com/o2qloky

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 03, 2015 06:24 PM (OsWis)

122 A pleasant plain woman is more appealing than a pretty stone bitch. Personality counts. And I suspect that is where these shrews come up short.
Posted by: Squirrel at February 03, 2015 06:21 PM (MMC8r)


--------------------------------------


That pretty stone bitch. Does she have just average tits, or are they spectacular. A little more info would be nice.

Posted by: Soona at February 03, 2015 06:24 PM (/HX7u)

123 But lookit MMMEEEEeeeeeee........

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 03, 2015 06:24 PM (NeFrd)

124 Oh, shit. If this becomes a thing, there could end up being Singlist History Month. Imagine, morons, a full month of tv "Sex and the City" marathons. Horseface on your tube 24 hours a day.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2015 06:25 PM (875qO)

125 Thanks Hollowpoint.

Posted by: Carol at February 03, 2015 06:25 PM (sj3Ax)

126 Life. Is. Hard. Yes, life can be harder when you are on your own.
It can also be terribly hard when you are trying to juggle the
schedules and needs of other people.



Sit down, shut up, grow up and stop making those of us who are
single look like whiny brats who need a good rogering to get the hell
over themselves.



Just. Stop it. Stop. It.
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at February 03, 2015 06:18 PM (IrByp)

This x1000.
How is it that you keep posting exactly what I'm thinking, only with better articulation?

Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at February 03, 2015 06:25 PM (ThxKk)

127 Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 03, 2015 06:24 PM (OsWis)

That bitch has got to be single. Wow.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at February 03, 2015 06:25 PM (yNvym)

128 121
speaking of dumb ugly bitches that deserve to die horrible deaths,
anyone else besides me saw the pic of the soon-to-die, failure of a
suicide-bomber twatwaffle and thought she kinda looks like the JEF in a
hijab?



https://tinyurl.com/o2qloky

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 03, 2015 06:24 PM (OsWis)

That's a man, man.

Posted by: Austin Powers at February 03, 2015 06:25 PM (FHh8u)

129 Give me five minutes and I'll set this Butterchick straight.

Posted by: Ike Turner, Feminist at February 03, 2015 06:25 PM (8ZskC)

130 121 speaking of dumb ugly bitches that deserve to die horrible deaths, anyone else besides me saw the pic of the soon-to-die, failure of a suicide-bomber twatwaffle and thought she kinda looks like the JEF in a hijab?

https://tinyurl.com/o2qloky
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 03, 2015 06:24 PM (OsWis)

So that's what his mom looks like?if he had a mother

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 06:25 PM (KJLlE)

131 But lookit MMMEEEEeeeeeee........

I did, that's why me eyes are bleeding.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 03, 2015 06:25 PM (UVfht)

132 And just so you know, I'm single. Why? Because if
I'd married, I'd probably be divorced 4 or 5 times by now. I like to
have my own way.

Posted by: nerdygirl
...........
So, a normal woman, eh?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 03, 2015 06:25 PM (/9Mak)

133 I do feel bad for the ladies who bought into feminism in their 20s and are scrambling now to find someone in their 30s.

I have a good friend who falls in this group. She's smart, conservative, and spent her 20s getting her PhD and saying that a man would only ever slow her down.

Well, now she's 34 and just came out of a year and half long relationship with a man who seemed perfect for her, but really did have some commitment issues. That's a year and a half of fertility wasted.

So she cut ties and is hoping to find someone while there are still minutes on the baby clock.

Posted by: Lauren at February 03, 2015 06:25 PM (MYCIw)

134 124,

only if you have cable or satellite service.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 03, 2015 06:25 PM (OsWis)

135 How come ISIS never throws twats like this off of buildings?

Posted by: Iblis at February 03, 2015 06:26 PM (9221z)

136 Sit down, shut up, grow up and stop making those of us who are single look like whiny brats who need a good rogering to get the hell over themselves.


That was beautiful, Your Highness.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 03, 2015 06:26 PM (0HooB)

137 130,

Right?!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 03, 2015 06:26 PM (OsWis)

138 I am sorry to be so blunt, but the fact of the matter is we as a nation are swamped with dumb whores. They are not marriageable, owing mainly to a toxic combination of predatory relationship skills and inability to pair bond with a husband. The blame for this is certainly shared by the intemperate men who treat them with the same predatory disdain, but regardless, we will be dealing with their destructive behavior for generations.

Posted by: Ummberto Echo at February 03, 2015 06:26 PM (n7Nyz)

139 "Horseface on your tube 24 hours a day."

I thought he was busy visiting other countri.....


Oh, THAT horseface.


Never mind.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 03, 2015 06:26 PM (8Un8+)

140 Eh... As a singleton, I resent those who make me so terrified of losing my (theoretical) house, my stuff, a portion of my income for life, my (theoretical) kids, etc. etc. etc. that I see marriage as a risk so enormous that I'm completely adverse to it.

I'm not sure I get a professional victim card for that, though. Cuz, evil white hetro male. So, more Val-U-Rite down the ol' gullet.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 03, 2015 06:27 PM (AFsCH)

141 What is the good reason a couple of bulldykes don't have to pay estate tax and a single dude does?

Posted by: x at February 03, 2015 06:27 PM (/bvAP)

142 Whose bitch this be?

Oh, nobody's- it's right there in the headline.

Posted by: JDub at February 03, 2015 06:27 PM (X3xYu)

143
Do they have Retard Studies?

Yes, they are the aforementioned Black, Womens, and Homosexual Studies.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 03, 2015 06:27 PM (FiWED)

144 Fuck me runnin'. This fucking country will drown in it's own stupidity. Getting time to start slitting throats.

Posted by: maddogg at February 03, 2015 06:27 PM (xWW96)

145 The toilet seat stays in the last position that you left it


Yeah but when someone puts the ice cube trays back in the freezer with nothing in them, there's no one else to blame.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at February 03, 2015 06:27 PM (IrByp)

146 So she cut ties and is hoping to find someone while there are still minutes on the baby clock.





Posted by: Lauren at February 03, 2015 06:25 PM (MYCIw)

We call those low hanging fruit. Or easy targets.

Posted by: Austin Powers at February 03, 2015 06:27 PM (FHh8u)

147 Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 03, 2015 06:24 PM (OsWis),

OMG, she looks just like him, purple lips and all. Bet there are some big ears under that veil.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2015 06:27 PM (875qO)

148 Hey atc......callme

Posted by: Roger at February 03, 2015 06:28 PM (DM5Ao)

149 157 Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2015 06:27 PM (875qO)

If barack Obama Sr had a gender conflicted son who looked like Frank Marshall Davis...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 03, 2015 06:29 PM (/4AZU)

150 147,

First the JEF bore a striking resemblance to Satn in that bible miniseries a while ago...

Now some terrorist bitch.

Coinkydink? I think not.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 03, 2015 06:29 PM (OsWis)

151 Damn, that bitch is so homely the hangman's noose will have to be blindfolded.

Posted by: maddogg at February 03, 2015 06:29 PM (xWW96)

152 Posted by: LochLomondFarms at February 03, 2015 06:19 PM (XuM9M)

Problems of one's own making, usually.

Not always, but when you're trying to make an academic field out of it, it's of your own making.
Posted by: AmishDude at February 03, 2015 06:23 PM (L2xDv)

I'm so tired of these f*cking academics & their made up bullshit sciences

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 06:30 PM (KJLlE)

153 Posted by: LochLomondFarms at February 03, 2015 06:19 PM (XuM9M)

Problems of one's own making, usually.

Not always, but when you're trying to make an academic field out of it, it's of your own making.
Posted by: AmishDude at February 03, 2015 06:23 PM (L2xDv)

I'm so tired of these f*cking academics & their made up bullshit sciences

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 06:30 PM (KJLlE)

154 "We call those low hanging fruit. Or easy targets."

Sadly probably true, but she still has a pretty explicit list in who she's willing to date, so hopefully not too easy a target.

Posted by: Lauren at February 03, 2015 06:30 PM (MYCIw)

155 >>So she cut ties and is hoping to find someone while there are still minutes on the baby clock.


Soooo, how's she doin'?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2015 06:30 PM (g1DWB)

156 OT: funny story-

Went to look up a patient in our electronic medical record, by the name of "Unique G-----" (common Hispanic last name).

Typed name in Search box, hit enter- three matches came up.


Unique, heh.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 03, 2015 06:30 PM (NeFrd)

157 I remember not long ago when womYn were told getting married meant becoming a slave to the patriarchy. Now all of a sudden being single is a bad thing?

Fuck, it's exhausting keeping up.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 03, 2015 06:31 PM (0LHZx)

158 97 Dear God the very thought of people whinging about that makes my teeth hurt and I am as single as single can be and have been for mumblety years.


*clambers up on soapbox*

Life is hard you whiny bitchass harridans! Newsflash, most people learn that by the time they are in high school, if not before.

Shut. Up. Just. Shut up.

Yes, it rankled me when I was the only single person with no kids in the office so I was the one who always had to stay late because no one would care if I wasn't home. Yup. That was unfair and I finally lost my shit and pointed out that I also had no one to do the grocery shopping or get the dry cleaning or do the laundry or pick up the car from the mechanic and guess what? The Big Boss was all I never thought about that and made sure that other people had to sometimes stay late instead of me.

Life. Is. Hard. Yes, life can be harder when you are on your own. It can also be terribly hard when you are trying to juggle the schedules and needs of other people.

Sit down, shut up, grow up and stop making those of us who are single look like whiny brats who need a good rogering to get the hell over themselves.

Just. Stop it. Stop. It.
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at February 03, 2015 06:18 PM (IrByp)




So, uh, is that an emphatic "no" on if I offer to give you a good rogering?

Posted by: Buzzion at February 03, 2015 06:31 PM (MuTCb)

159 132 And just so you know, I'm single. Why? Because if
I'd married, I'd probably be divorced 4 or 5 times by now. I like to
have my own way.

Posted by: nerdygirl
...........
So, a normal woman, eh?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 03, 2015 06:25 PM (/9Mak)

Look, it's not my fault that I'm always right in every argument. It just works out that way.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2015 06:31 PM (875qO)

160 151 Damn, that bitch is so homely the hangman's noose will have to be blindfolded.

Had to look. She does look like Barky..

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 03, 2015 06:31 PM (Bn6aD)

161 Obama's long lost sister?

Posted by: Lauren at February 03, 2015 06:31 PM (MYCIw)

162 >>I do feel bad for the ladies who bought into feminism in their 20s and are scrambling now to find someone in their 30s.

Yes, and it's Feminism that's been selling the "You can have it all!" myth.
You can't. You can't even have what you do get in the order you want, because sometimes you find the right person before you've established a career, or get pregnant unexpectedly - or battle infertility for years. or your hubby is laid off while you're pregnant so there goes your plans to be a stay at home mom, or you find the perfect husband and he falls ill, etc.

You cannot exert total control over your life. But you can take advantage of opportunities when they present themselves instead of holding out for perfection.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2015 06:31 PM (ABcz/)

163 The endgame for these twa---no, twits is abolishment of state-sanctioned marriage of ANYONE to anyone or anything. A strong family unit breeds (literally) a continuum of stable able bodies and minds willing to work and fight for said continuum. Thusly, the nation prospers in perpetuity.
The destruction of that family model is a great prize for the Evil-Hearted among us.
Hasn't that been the plan all along for those that hate America and her Foundational doctrine(s)? Destroying the (state's bond to the) traditional marriage model can only be advanced through destroying the idea of what marriage is and should be.
Equality of marriage will eventually mean exactly that. All marriages will be equal when there are no more meaningful marriages. Individuals, married or not, will have that much less power against the wishes of the state. Wah-la.
Many of those clamoring for equality scarcely recognize what that even means in the long game.
Ok, Pinot is chilled. Cigar is punched.
Have a great night all you haters of equality.

Posted by: Retahdedhater at February 03, 2015 06:32 PM (4eMAk)

164 For me, getting married was not a privilege, it was an ACHIEVEMENT!

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 03, 2015 06:32 PM (V70Uh)

165 If Obama had a sister...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 03, 2015 06:33 PM (OsWis)

166 SMFH,
She looks like fat version of him.

Posted by: Carol at February 03, 2015 06:33 PM (sj3Ax)

167 There was the Age of Enlightenment, then the Industrial Age, and so forth. I proclaim this the Age of Butthurt.

Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2015 06:33 PM (sdi6R)

168 In related news, fish are now finding that a bicycle can be quite useful.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 03, 2015 06:33 PM (NeFrd)

169 Statement from Not Bella:

I envision a world where everybody is valued as a human being. I envision a world where we live in community celebrating our diversity as a way to deepen our understanding, listening to each other's story to learn truth. I envision a world where we can design how we want to live and relate to other beings rather than living out someone else's script. I envision a world where all of our needs are met sustainably with awareness of our action's impact on the next seven generations. I envision a world where we value all of our relationships equally, not just certain kinds.

IOW, you envision a world where not a single fcuking thing gets done because you're too busy "relating" and being "aware... out to seven generations".

Who the fcuk feeds, bathes, and wipes your hind parts? Because from the sound of things, you don't...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 03, 2015 06:33 PM (bWFHa)

170 I am sorry to be so blunt, but the fact of the matter is we as a nation are swamped with dumb whores. They are not marriageable, owing mainly to a toxic combination of predatory relationship skills and inability to pair bond with a husband. The blame for this is certainly shared by the intemperate men who treat them with the same predatory disdain, but regardless, we will be dealing with their destructive behavior for generations.

Bond with a man? If you want to start a shitstorm, try suggesting that a wife merely agree with her husband.

I've had my ass chewed on by several women by this, most of whom I didn't suspect held such anti-bonding views, which is why I brought up the subject. Some were even married.

Their brainwashing was pretty much complete.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 03, 2015 06:34 PM (0HooB)

171 166 SMFH,
She looks like fat version of him.

looks like they've been feeding Her well...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 03, 2015 06:34 PM (Bn6aD)

172 So she cut ties and is hoping to find someone while there are still minutes on the baby clock.

Posted by: Lauren at February 03, 2015 06:25 PM (MYCIw)

Desperation scares people off. I have known people who met someone on some of the better dating sites. They're weeding out the people who don't want a serious relationship. A friend of mine met and married a guy who lived within a half mile of her home.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2015 06:34 PM (875qO)

173 Eh... As a singleton, I resent those who make me so terrified of losing my (theoretical) house, my stuff, a portion of my income for life, my (theoretical) kids, etc. etc. etc. that I see marriage as a risk so enormous that I'm completely adverse to it.
*****************
This.

Marriage literally has no upside for men.

Posted by: Single Dude Watching This Shit Go Down at February 03, 2015 06:34 PM (gLNLT)

174 >>>>Yeah. Turns out not so much

can't come as a surprise.

you were ground floor on that whole "citizen journalists" thing.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 03, 2015 06:34 PM (Cq0oW)

175 I thought womyn's studies were already singles studies. It's not like womyn's studies majors have anything positive to say about men.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 03, 2015 06:34 PM (6n332)

176 Obama's long lost sister?
Posted by: Lauren at February 03, 2015 06:31 PM (MYCIw)


------------------------------------------


Wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: Soona at February 03, 2015 06:34 PM (/HX7u)

177 Je suis victim.

Posted by: Marmeaux at February 03, 2015 06:34 PM (pcgW1)

178 Meanwhile...back in Amman...
Tick...Tock...Tick...Tock...

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2015 06:34 PM (08Znv)

179 145 The toilet seat stays in the last position that you left it


Yeah but when someone puts the ice cube trays back in the freezer with nothing in them, there's no one else to blame.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at February 03, 2015 06:27 PM (IrByp)



I'm putting the over/under on the number of times you have done this at 4. And I'm betting the over.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 03, 2015 06:34 PM (MuTCb)

180 TFG does have a sister, doesn't he? Born in Hawaii I believe.
Don't know if same father.

Posted by: Carol at February 03, 2015 06:34 PM (sj3Ax)

181 There's a reason the venerable ancestors made a place for women and kept them in it.

When you don't, this shit happens.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 03, 2015 06:35 PM (oFCZn)

182 166,

Heh..I'm glad to see it's not just me. Actually had to rub my eyes...and I haven't even begun to drink this evening.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 03, 2015 06:35 PM (OsWis)

183 Short hair, looks like a dude, and....



Short hair, looks like a dude. Yep. I'm absolutely flabbergasted that these ladies haven't found their White Knights yet.

Posted by: Secundus at February 03, 2015 06:13 PM (dxjfk)
-----------------------
I think you meant "White Knightesses".....
Purty sure...

Posted by: So Tired of Their Shit.... at February 03, 2015 06:35 PM (stYo/)

184 Retard Studies????...Yaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

Posted by: Corky the Retard at February 03, 2015 06:35 PM (kjEvI)

185 ace, being critical like you are is plain ol' That'saf*ckingbunchofcrapism. Shame on you.

Posted by: John Doe@Another Quidam at February 03, 2015 06:35 PM (g1MTt)

186 164 For me, getting married was not a privilege, it was an ACHIEVEMENT!

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 03, 2015 06:32 PM (V70Uh)

Kind of like privilege errrr I mean white achievement


Seriously life is hard, single or married. Hey you whiney scrunts it takes a lot of hard work mot stay married for any length of time. So either get married, shack up and stfu

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 06:36 PM (KJLlE)

187
So what do feminists do when they go to crawl into bed (alone of course) and spot one of these crawling across the ceiling directly over them? Hummmm?
http://tinyurl.com/opqa26p

Posted by: maddogg at February 03, 2015 06:36 PM (xWW96)

188 So, how long until Barry's sister gets offed?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2015 06:36 PM (FsuaD)

189 Why do women have 2 sets of lips?


So they can piss and moan at the same time.

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 03, 2015 06:36 PM (2o6Wj)

190 189 Why do women have 2 sets of lips?


So they can piss and moan at the same time.

That's so bad it's good...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 03, 2015 06:37 PM (Bn6aD)

191 3 hours, 13 minutes or so...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 03, 2015 06:37 PM (OsWis)

192 And here I've been single for a while and I don't even have a degree in Single Studies.

*puffs out chest, snaps suspenders*

Wait, I don't have any suspenders. What the hell did I just snap? Ow.

Posted by: Marmeaux at February 03, 2015 06:38 PM (pcgW1)

193 189,

I lol'd.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 03, 2015 06:38 PM (OsWis)

194 Gorillas attack on Plain of Jars.

Posted by: outarange guy at February 03, 2015 06:38 PM (adMoJ)

195 I'm putting the over/under on the number of times you have done this at 4. And I'm betting the over.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 03, 2015 06:34 PM


Quatloos, Buzzion, Quatloos.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2015 06:38 PM (08Znv)

196 181 There's a reason the venerable
ancestors made a place for women and kept
them in it.
When you don't, this shit happens.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 03,
2015 06:35 PM (oFCZn)


That is the cold, hard truth. You can't build a stable society with women whose virtue has been ruined.

Posted by: Ummberto Echo at February 03, 2015 06:38 PM (n7Nyz)

197 Srsly, complainers can now save the world, if the rest of us weren't so stoopid.

Posted by: outarange guy at February 03, 2015 06:39 PM (adMoJ)

198 Bruce Jenner's breasts are bravely getting larger as we speak.

Posted by: American Media at February 03, 2015 06:39 PM (ppaKI)

199 197 Srsly, complainers can now save the world, if the rest of us weren't so stoopid.

They just need a hashtag is all...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 03, 2015 06:39 PM (Bn6aD)

200 Yeah but when someone puts the ice cube trays back in the freezer with nothing in them, there's no one else to blame.

The rule in this cis-heteronormative household is;
1. Take the last ice cube out of the tray
2. Sniff the empty tray
3. If any hint of funk - tray goes in dishwasher
4. Else, refill tray - now

According to my detailed logs Mrs. Name Withheld has never ONCE been unable to not detect a hint of funk. Which means she never refills the ice cube tray. I think I need a better system because I'm beginning to get a little suspicious.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request at February 03, 2015 06:39 PM (zxQ4h)

201 Why feed jihadi prisoners? Keep her for years? They should have killed her years ago.
WZ has story that ISIS burned 2 Iraqi soldiers too.
G Will said CIA believes 31,000 ISIS.

Posted by: Carol at February 03, 2015 06:39 PM (sj3Ax)

202 In related news, fish are now finding that a bicycle can be quite useful.

I use mine to jump sharks!

Posted by: some pollock at February 03, 2015 06:40 PM (GvlFZ)

203 Dumb all over
And alittle ugly on the side.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at February 03, 2015 06:40 PM (JdEZJ)

204 Remember, if the enemy is within range, so are you...
unless you're the *ta da!*







...

Posted by: outarange guy at February 03, 2015 06:40 PM (adMoJ)

205 So I'm thinking these two broads roll their eyes and smirk at every movie starring Donna Reed or Myrna Loy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 03, 2015 06:40 PM (JO9+V)

206 202 In related news, fish are now finding that a bicycle can be quite useful

I like bicycles.... Chuckie Johnson...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 03, 2015 06:40 PM (Bn6aD)

207 I'm putting the over/under on the number of times you have done this at 4. And I'm betting the over.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 03, 2015 06:34 PM (MuTCb)



You mean this week right? (hint: still take the over)

Oh and I did see your nobility all over place above.

An addendum to my rant: For the record, I am pro a good rogering.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at February 03, 2015 06:41 PM (IrByp)

208 WTAF?

Pentagon: Islamic State Burning Hostage Alive is "Not The Act Of A Winner"

Those lunatics at the five-sided nuthouse truly are running that asylum.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 03, 2015 06:41 PM (OsWis)

209 3 hours, 13 minutes or so...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 03, 2015 06:37 PM (OsWis)


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Is that EST or CST?

Posted by: Soona at February 03, 2015 06:41 PM (/HX7u)

210 WZ

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 03, 2015 06:41 PM (OsWis)

211 Seems to me, as a guy, that waiting to get married might reduce the number of chicks available, but the ones that ARE will be desperate enough to let you do some pretty crazy shit to them in the sack.....

TO THE DIVORCE COURT!!!!!!!

Posted by: So Tired of Their Shit.... at February 03, 2015 06:41 PM (stYo/)

212 169 Statement from Not Bella:

I envision a world where everybody is valued as a human being. I envision a world where we live in community celebrating our diversity as a way to deepen our understanding, listening to each other's story to learn truth.
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I'd you believe in diversity, leave me the f*ck alone, I won't even ask you to make me a sammich.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 06:41 PM (KJLlE)

213 CST...could be off by an hour

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 03, 2015 06:42 PM (OsWis)

214 An addendum to my rant: For the record, I am pro a good rogering.

I'm pretty sure you aren't referring to me, are you?

Posted by: Mr. Rogers at February 03, 2015 06:42 PM (0HooB)

215 212 169 Statement from Not Bella:

Bella means beautiful... What a cruel trick Her parents played on her...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 03, 2015 06:42 PM (Bn6aD)

216 157 I remember not long ago when womYn were told getting married meant becoming a slave to the patriarchy. Now all of a sudden being single is a bad thing?
Fuck, it's exhausting keeping up.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 03, 2015 06:31 PM (0LHZx)

I don't think that they want to be married. I think it's more that they feel like everyone's picking on them for being single. It's just one more example of our crybaby culture. Poor me, because I'm single, someone said something that hurt my precious little feelings. Waah, waah, waah.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2015 06:43 PM (875qO)

217 I have been dating divorced women for a couple of years. Funny thing is that I can always see how they got divorced. And the better looking they are, the more batshit screaming insane they are.

Posted by: maddogg at February 03, 2015 06:43 PM (xWW96)

218 And that's why I don't comment much- on the rate occassion I have some small something, someone else can say it a bajillion times better.

I'm giving myself bonus points for the someone else being Her Majestic Majesty, La Regina de la Rantlet, the Awesome Autarch of Alextopia.

(I'll just see myself out.)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 03, 2015 06:44 PM (yHF3p)

219 "Marital Privilege: The Unearned and Mostly Unacknowledged Advantages of Married People..."

Unearned?
Have either of these scrunts attempted marriage? It's not happily ever after, it takes work.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2015 06:44 PM (ABcz/)

220 And I'm getting emails about how we have " 10 months to save the world".Presumably from " climate change" but I can't be bothered to read this shit.Sometimes I despair.

Posted by: steevy at February 03, 2015 06:44 PM (v5UtH)

221 By the way did the Pentagon really say this was not the action of a winner?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 03, 2015 06:44 PM (Bn6aD)

222 Oh and I did see your nobility all over place above. An addendum to my rant: For the record, I am pro a good rogering.
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at February 03, 2015 06:41 PM (IrByp)


Yes that's right. Let me put my nobility into you.

Posted by: buzzion at February 03, 2015 06:44 PM (z/Ubi)

223 @217 Present company excepted, it seems the best wimmins are already married.

Posted by: outarange guy at February 03, 2015 06:44 PM (adMoJ)

224 I hope Jordan video tapes the executions. I'll watch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2015 06:44 PM (FsuaD)

225 I'm old and confident this country is going to wait to completely fall apart until after I'm dead.

If these brainiacs read "The Millionaire Next Door" it's going to get ugly, or uglier I should say.

I thought moderns were all about working together to achieve things.

Did they write this after they checked the mail for that check from their parents?

Posted by: Meremortal at February 03, 2015 06:45 PM (1Y+hH)

226 Statement from Not Bella: Bella means beautiful... What a cruel trick Her parents played on her...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 03, 2015 06:42 PM (Bn6aD)


-----------------------------------


Her middle name is Nott.

Posted by: Soona at February 03, 2015 06:45 PM (/HX7u)

227 221
By the way did the Pentagon really say this was not the action of a winner?



Yes. That "rear" admiral spokesweasel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2015 06:45 PM (FsuaD)

228 221,

You thought I was joking?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 03, 2015 06:46 PM (OsWis)

229 When I was in the USAF and single, I got seriously pissed that my comrades who were married were paid more, got better housing and I always got the shaft for crap assignments (like pulling alert in a B-52 every holiday). But like others here have said, I sucked it up because it was ostensibly about children and their welfare. Now that the gheys have successfully convinced the masses that marriage has nothing to do with procreation, marriage benefits are now awarded based solely upon one's professed sexual proclivities being of the approved types - essentially an arbitrary criteria. Government sanctioned marriage should be 1.) offered to any number of adults living in the same household, regardless of whether or not they have sexual congress, or 2.) be eliminated altogether. Anything else is just government sanctioned, arbitrary, sexual discrimination and unequal protection before the law.

Posted by: Yoto at February 03, 2015 06:46 PM (cWRzJ)

230 227 221
By the way did the Pentagon really say this was not the action of a winner?


Yes. That "rear" admiral spokesweasel.

Good Lord. I've seen that puke speak and he makes me furious. What a little wimp...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 03, 2015 06:46 PM (Bn6aD)

231 I don't think that they want to be married. I think it's more that they feel like everyone's picking on them for being single. It's just one more example of our crybaby culture. Poor me, because I'm single, someone said something that hurt my precious little feelings. Waah, waah, waah.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2015 06:43 PM

I have a SIL whose never been married. She's a moody, self centered liberal bitch. She's not happy. She's never happy I've never picked on her for not being married. She's had boyfriends. She drives them away

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 06:46 PM (KJLlE)

232 >>Pentagon: Islamic State Burning Hostage Alive is "Not The Act Of A Winner"

Are they really attempting to use schoolyard-grade jedi mind tricks with the savages who just burned a man alive?
I guess we know who the JV team is now.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2015 06:47 PM (ABcz/)

233 I can't decide if it's awesomely hilarious or awesomely stereotypical that I, mumblety something single woman, am sitting here ranting about having to stay late at work just because I'm single with no kids with a glass of white wine and while contemplating ordering Chinese for dinner because I'm too lazy to microwave something.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at February 03, 2015 06:47 PM (IrByp)

234 232 >>Pentagon: Islamic State Burning Hostage Alive is "Not The Act Of A Winner"


It seems to Me they are winning..

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 03, 2015 06:47 PM (Bn6aD)

235 'Yes, and it's Feminism that's been selling the "You can have it all!" myth.'

They act like women had it so tough in the fifties. My mom didn't work outside the home. She could take naps, do the shopping anytime she wanted, and watch soaps. Oh, and she got my dad's paycheck and handled all the finances. Yup, she was really victimized by a patriarchal society.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2015 06:48 PM (875qO)

236 Its easy to win when the opposition runs away leaving a trail of yellow baby poop.

Posted by: maddogg at February 03, 2015 06:48 PM (xWW96)

237 Winning!

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at February 03, 2015 06:48 PM (OsWis)

238
yeah, Lizzy

#wellthatwasntverynicewasitnow

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 03, 2015 06:48 PM (FiWED)

239 alexthechick White wine? What kind...if I may ask in a very non-raycist way?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2015 06:49 PM (08Znv)

240 There have been a lot of jokes today about this guy getting burned up but it's no joke. It really makes me feel sick to think about that poor guy. It's beyond just brutal or barbaric and it's a giant FU to the world.

Posted by: freaked at February 03, 2015 06:49 PM (JdEZJ)

241 Posted by: Yoto at February 03, 2015 06:46 PM (cWRzJ)

Thanks for your service. Did you learn things other than whining?

Posted by: Meremortal at February 03, 2015 06:49 PM (1Y+hH)

242 You know E.FHutton went tits up when people found out the the E. stood for Elizabeth.

Posted by: Garrett at February 03, 2015 06:49 PM (Hv3LR)

243 MEMRI-TV sent me a link of that burning pilot video.
No Thank You! But it is out there.
At some point, merely bombing the shit out of them won't be enough.
I'm not saying we should burn hostages, if we took, say, a Parvez Ahmad or a Ahmed al-Shehab hostage.
We should first try jamming all the TV signals and Internet in the putative caliphate and saturate them with 24-7 of our hostages being slopped in the pigpen with all the other little porkers, until they stop that nasty/crazy s**t.

Posted by: outarange guy at February 03, 2015 06:49 PM (adMoJ)

244 Well I'll grant they sort of have a point "women's studies, black studies and queer studies" have no place in a valid university curriculum IMO. Toss that shit out and teach some history and classical literature.

I don't know that I would have done any great things with the info but I didn't even start learning a lot of cool history and reading some of the great philosophic essays like Bastiot's until I was introduced to it here. And I don't think its because of getting an engineering degree. They were already pushing out real stuff for fluff.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 03, 2015 06:49 PM (dkExz)

245
#isisdoesntplaywellwithothers

Posted by: obama's State Dept twitter at February 03, 2015 06:49 PM (FiWED)

246 240 There have been a lot of jokes today about this guy getting burned up but it's no joke. It really makes me feel sick to think about that poor guy. It's beyond just brutal or barbaric and it's a giant FU to the world.

Agreed...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 03, 2015 06:50 PM (Bn6aD)

247 200

According to my detailed logs Mrs. Name Withheld has never ONCE been unable to not detect a hint of funk. Which means she never refills the ice cube tray. I think I need a better system because I'm beginning to get a little suspicious.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request at February 03, 2015 06:39 PM (zxQ4h)


I recently bought one of those little table-top ice-makers from WalMart for $90. The thing kicks ass. But, when it's not in use, it should be drained and allowed to dry out. Perhaps if you got one of those, you could track mildew growth with a time lapse camera. That'd be far more concrete and demonstrable proof of neglect versus "funk." And then you'll have her exactly where you want her.

Just throwing that out there.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 03, 2015 06:50 PM (AFsCH)

248 I hope Jordan video tapes the executions. I'll watch.

I'm hoping for a good old fashioned hanging. No hood. Because while the spinal cord is broken and voluntary movements are impossible the brain is still alive (for about 10 minutes) and the eyes can still work for a couple of minutes.

Never understood the hood.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request at February 03, 2015 06:50 PM (zxQ4h)

249 "The destruction of that family model is a great prize for the Evil-Hearted among us.
Hasn't that been the plan all along for those that hate America and her Foundational doctrine(s)? "

That's been the result of liberal programs such as welfare, destruction of the 2 parent family.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2015 06:51 PM (875qO)

250 You know what comes after singlism?

Brownhairism.

I've had it up to here with "blonde" being the privileged hair color. We brunes and brunettes suffer the constant torment of normalcy and the soft bigotry of low party time expectations.

The day of reckoning is near.

Posted by: Feh at February 03, 2015 06:51 PM (g/zj9)

251 There have been a lot of jokes today about this guy getting burned up but it's no joke. It really makes me feel sick to think about that poor guy. It's beyond just brutal or barbaric and it's a giant FU to the world.
Posted by: freaked at February 03, 2015 06:49 PM (JdEZJ)


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Who's been joking? Nobody is joking here.

Posted by: Soona at February 03, 2015 06:51 PM (/HX7u)

252 These women remind me of chihuahuas. yapyapyap.

Why would any man subject themselves to that?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 03, 2015 06:51 PM (OsWis)

253 White wine? What kind...if I may ask in a very non-raycist way?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2015 06:49 PM (08Znv)


Childress Three White.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at February 03, 2015 06:51 PM (IrByp)

254 "And I'm getting emails about how we have " 10 months to save the world".Presumably from " climate change"

We should spread this word far and wide, I mean big time so no one can miss it.

Then in 10 months we can announce it's too late to save the world and we don't have to worry about it any more.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 03, 2015 06:52 PM (1Y+hH)

255 251,

No one finds that shit funny here.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 03, 2015 06:52 PM (OsWis)

256 Sweet Lord. Now Greta just showed a pic of the flames reaching the poor pilot.

Imagine being in a cage, about to be burned alive by savages.

This scum needs to be wiped off the face of the earth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2015 06:52 PM (FsuaD)

257 The savages record all their executions because it is their best recruitment tool.Think about that.

Posted by: steevy at February 03, 2015 06:52 PM (v5UtH)

258 188 So, how long until Barry's sister gets offed?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2015 06:36 PM (FsuaD)


I get just under 4 1/2 hours until sunrise. Not sure if they will off her then or during twilight.

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/jordan/amman

Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2015 06:53 PM (sdi6R)

259 my bad, #240

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 03, 2015 06:53 PM (OsWis)

260 Yeah but when someone puts the ice cube trays back in the freezer with nothing in them, there's no one else to blame.



Automatic ice maker.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2015 06:53 PM (qkY0A)

261 I've had it up to here with "blonde" being the privileged hair color.

The day of reckoning is near.
Posted by: Feh

You think you have it tough?

I'm lefthanded and bald. That should be good for millions.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 03, 2015 06:53 PM (1Y+hH)

262 >>I've had it up to here with "blonde" being the privileged hair color. We brunes and brunettes suffer the constant torment of normalcy and the soft bigotry of low party time expectations.

>>The day of reckoning is near.

Come at me bro.

I've had all the blonde jokes I am going to take. Let's do this shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2015 06:54 PM (g1DWB)

263
Then in 10 months we can announce it's too late to save the world and we don't have to worry about it any more.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 03, 2015 06:52 PM (1Y+hH)


And so, we come back to #54 ---

"The Weekend's Here! Paaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrtaaaaaaaaaayyyyy!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 03, 2015 06:54 PM (bWFHa)

264 Well I'll grant they sort of have a point "women's studies, black studies and queer studies" have no place in a valid university curriculum IMO. Toss that shit out and teach some history and classical literature.


There's nothing stopping anyone from learning about that sort of mindless pap on their own.

I can't understand any parent willfully paying for their child to learn anything that won't directly contribute to their earnings after graduation.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 03, 2015 06:54 PM (0HooB)

265
Automatic ice maker.

Yeah but id you don't put the arm thing down it doesn't make ice so...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 03, 2015 06:54 PM (Bn6aD)

266 I don't think that they want to be married. I think it's more that they
feel like everyone's picking on them for being single. It's just one
more example of our crybaby culture. Poor me, because I'm single,
someone said something that hurt my precious little feelings. Waah,
waah, waah.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2015 06:43 PM


I wonder what these special snowflakes would do if they were in my shoes when a co-worker asked, out of the blue, "So, why is there no Mr. Whippersnapper?" I suspect the snowflakes would die of shock or fly into a screaming rage. For myself, I laughed and told him it's because I'm shy (which is true, in meatspace, anyway). And that was the end of the conversation. No hurt feelings, just a funny anecdote to share with my friends in a box.

We really are becoming a nation of bubble people who can't handle even the slightest thing that isn't perfect.

(Let the record show that this co-worker is much older and married. I went to high school with his daughter.)

Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at February 03, 2015 06:54 PM (ThxKk)

267 O/T Speaking of ugly on the inside as well as outside, a bunch of Code Pink twits were thrown out of a theater showing American Sniper. At Weasel Zippers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2015 06:54 PM (FsuaD)

268 Well I'll grant they sort of have a point "women's studies, black studies and queer studies" have no place in a valid university curriculum IMO. Toss that shit out and teach some history and classical literature.

History and classical literature is how we got here.

The answer, my friends, is math.

Pure, unadulterated, inarguable math.

Metaphysical certainty, every single time.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 03, 2015 06:55 PM (L2xDv)

269 MisHum,
Are you still here?

Posted by: Carol at February 03, 2015 06:55 PM (sj3Ax)

270 267,

They need to be curbstomped. Repeatedly.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 03, 2015 06:55 PM (OsWis)

271
what jokes?

It's not like anyone mentioned the Blue Oyster Cult song...

And I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you

Because that is not funny at all.

Posted by: obama's State Dept twitter at February 03, 2015 06:56 PM (FiWED)

272 Nothing wrong with a good joke. Don't worry about it.

Posted by: Garrett at February 03, 2015 06:56 PM (Hv3LR)

273 Heh. Who's the guy on Greta who just said, "King Abdullah is not Barack Obama. He's going to act."

*swoon*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2015 06:56 PM (FsuaD)

274 They need to be curbstomped. Repeatedly.

Jailed...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 03, 2015 06:56 PM (Bn6aD)

275 curbstomping would be more fun though...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 03, 2015 06:56 PM (OsWis)

276 >>Speaking of ugly on the inside as well as outside, a bunch of Code Pink
twits were thrown out of a theater showing American Sniper. At Weasel
Zippers.

Good!! Code Pink regularly partners with Hamas and Muslim Brotherhood - the enemy. They are not anti-war, but anti-America.
They must be freaked that this movie is so popular.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2015 06:57 PM (ABcz/)

277 Bring back the Bitch Slap!

Posted by: tu3031 at February 03, 2015 06:57 PM (PXU5j)

278 O/T Speaking of ugly on the inside as well as
outside, a bunch of Code Pink twits were thrown out of a theater showing
American Sniper.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2015 06:54 PM (FsuaD)

I do love it when a story has a happy ending.

Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at February 03, 2015 06:58 PM (ThxKk)

279 Childress Three White

Good choice.

I'm a fan of the Columbia whites...Washington State. Very good out of the Horse Heaven Hills region.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2015 06:58 PM (08Znv)

280 the suicide bomber in Jordan is single. Coincidence? I think not. It's clearly part of the cisnormative patriarchal Christian Midwestern straight plot to destroy singles!

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 03, 2015 06:58 PM (RqItQ)

281 277,

I didn't know it went away.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 03, 2015 06:58 PM (OsWis)

282
I stand with the feminists, and if it comes push to shove, I will burn my penis.

Posted by: Miss Brucealina Jenner at February 03, 2015 06:58 PM (P330y)

283
btw, New Dumb Shit was the Rolling Stones worst album

Posted by: obama's State Dept twitter at February 03, 2015 06:59 PM (FiWED)

284 I stand with the feminists, and if it comes push to shove, I will burn my penis.

Just to prove how much you stand with your "sisters", do it pre-op.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 03, 2015 06:59 PM (UVfht)

285 'Who's been joking? Nobody is joking here.'


Not in particular here no. Maybe a few comments skirting the edge. I myself made a comment earlier today that I could have stated better. Anyway I know you guys know it's no joke. I'm just freaked out as usual.

Posted by: freaked at February 03, 2015 07:00 PM (JdEZJ)

286 And I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you

Because that is not funny at all.
Posted by: obama's State Dept twitter

We spent hours on that song and it was a flop. They didn't dance to it. No heaving bosoms, no glory.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 03, 2015 07:00 PM (1Y+hH)

287 right wing whippersnapper- you mean you didn't fly into a rage a scream "I DON'T NEED A MAN TO DEFINE OR COMPLETE ME!!!???!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2015 07:00 PM (ABcz/)

288 I don't need a man to define or complete me. Probably because I'm a man.

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 03, 2015 07:01 PM (RqItQ)

289

It wasn't a bad play call, it was a bad decision to throw it there. Russell Wilson is to blame, not Pete Carroll nor the Off Coord.

Posted by: obama's State Dept twitter at February 03, 2015 07:01 PM (FiWED)

290 Sen. Thom Tillis (R -NC) wonders why it is necessary to have federal regulations requiring restaurant employees wash their hands after a visit to the bath room.

Well, immunization against childhood diseases is optional so why not? Hell, it's a religious issue addressed in the Koran.

Posted by: Horatio Bologna at February 03, 2015 07:01 PM (l7Hdz)

291 288 I don't need a man to define or complete me. Probably because I'm a man.
Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 03, 2015 07:01 PM

And.....

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 03, 2015 07:01 PM (Bn6aD)

292 ISIS also burned two Iraqi soldiers.

Posted by: RWC Team Warthog at February 03, 2015 07:02 PM (zxCGA)

293

Childress Three White

Columbia whites



Do either of these wines guzzle well?

Posted by: Arbalest at February 03, 2015 07:02 PM (FlRtG)

294 you mean you didn't fly into a rage a scream "I DON'T NEED A MAN TO DEFINE OR COMPLETE ME!!!???!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2015 07:00 PM (ABcz/)
Heh. I have too much self-respect for that. Besides, I think I'd get thrown out of the Horde if I pulled a stunt like that.

Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at February 03, 2015 07:02 PM (ThxKk)

295 'Because that is not funny at all.
Posted by: obama's State Dept twitter'


No it's not. I hate you assholes.

Posted by: freaked at February 03, 2015 07:02 PM (JdEZJ)

296 Sen. Thom Tillis (R -NC) wonders why it is necessary to have federal regulations requiring restaurant employees wash their hands after a visit to the bath room.

Well, immunization against childhood diseases is optional so why not? Hell, it's a religious issue addressed in the Koran.
Posted by: Horatio Bologna at February 03, 2015 07:01 PM (l7Hdz)



He's still way smarter than Hagan.

*rocks in corner*

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at February 03, 2015 07:02 PM (IrByp)

297 The poor pilot



Who produced this video for them. Al Jazeera producer? Serious. Very skilled. Someone with film making/ journalism skills is helping them. Find that guy

Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2015 07:02 PM (zOTsN)

298 >>the suicide bomber in Jordan is single. Coincidence?

She could be a jihadi widow like those Chechen widows that took hostages at the Moscow theater. Hubby's dead so what's left to lose?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2015 07:03 PM (ABcz/)

299 Anyone else catch George Will declaring the bombing of German cities in WWII ineffective at degrading enemy morale?

Posted by: Garrett at February 03, 2015 07:03 PM (Hv3LR)

300 I can understand people wanting to be single. I was single, on my own for years. Good times, and some lonely times. But cohabiting or marriage -- you gotta compromise. There's no other option. Not one person compromising. Both. Every day. Like a boot stomping on your face, forever.

Some people won't ever compromise -- run.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request at February 03, 2015 07:04 PM (zxQ4h)

301 232 >>Pentagon: Islamic State Burning Hostage Alive is "Not The Act Of A Winner"

Winner winer hostage dinner?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 07:04 PM (KJLlE)

302 290 Sen. Thom Tillis (R -NC) wonders why it is necessary to have federal regulations requiring restaurant employees wash their hands after a visit to the bath room.

Posted by: Horatio Bologna at February 03, 2015 07:01 PM (l7Hdz)



Well, I agree that the federal government has no role to play there. State and municipal governments do. Those regulations should be sufficient.

Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2015 07:04 PM (sdi6R)

303
#someoneneedsatimeout

Posted by: obama's State Dept twitter at February 03, 2015 07:04 PM (FiWED)

304 Do either of these wines guzzle well?

No...that falls more into the Mike's Hard cider category. Works particularly well on a Saturday night and you and your girl friend are cramming for a final...in human sexuality.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2015 07:04 PM (08Znv)

305 Posted by: Yoto at February 03, 2015 06:46 PM (cWRzJ)


Funny, when I was single in the Navy, I didn't give a shit about that. They were my shipmates, and I didn't care that they got more money for their families; in fact, I was glad for them. I was just happy I had more than enough cash to hit the bars and pick up all them hot divorcees....

Posted by: So Tired of Their Shit.... at February 03, 2015 07:05 PM (ytDLg)

306 You think you have it tough?
I'm lefthanded and bald. That should be good for millions.



Amen. Pay up bitchez!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2015 07:05 PM (qkY0A)

307 freaked, if ya can't laugh ya gotta cry.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at February 03, 2015 07:05 PM (TPjwz)

308 the suicide bomber in Jordan is single. Coincidence?


She's the widow of a jihadist who blew himself up. Her vest didn't go off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2015 07:05 PM (FsuaD)

309 Her hubby strapped bomb vest to himself and to her and went to a wedding. He blew himself up. She was supposed to blow herself up. Her vest didn't work. He killed 60 people. She was supposed to die that day

Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2015 07:05 PM (zOTsN)

310 267 O/T Speaking of ugly on the inside as well as outside, a bunch of Code Pink twits were thrown out of a theater showing American Sniper. At Weasel Zippers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2015 06:54 PM (FsuaD)


Awesome! I just wish I read stories like this regarding the "black brunch" crap.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 03, 2015 07:06 PM (AFsCH)

311 Who produced this video for them. Al Jazeera producer? Serious. Very skilled. Someone with film making/ journalism skills is helping them. Find that guy
Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2015 07:02 PM (zOTsN)


--------------------------------------------


That would be my guess. Or someone from Iran who produces professional videos.

Posted by: Soona at February 03, 2015 07:06 PM (/HX7u)

312 Sen. Thom Tillis (R -NC) wonders why it is necessary to have federal regulations requiring restaurant employees wash their hands after a visit to the bath room.

Come to me, Senator...

Posted by: Hep C at February 03, 2015 07:06 PM (zxQ4h)

313 I DON'T NEED A MAN TO DEFINE OR COMPLETE ME!!!???!!!

Speak for yourself.

Posted by: Adam von Frankenstein at February 03, 2015 07:06 PM (UVfht)

314 The only reason these wymyn are single is because you wingnuts won't let them enter into plural marriages with their 47 cats, H8RS!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at February 03, 2015 07:06 PM (GuwT9)

315 I googled them. And they look just like I thought they would look like.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 03, 2015 07:06 PM (PXU5j)

316 She's being put to death for a wardrobe malfunction!

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at February 03, 2015 07:07 PM (TPjwz)

317 Do they have Retard Studies?

Sociology

Posted by: MTF, purveyor of fine State Dept putain at February 03, 2015 07:07 PM (FCsIb)

318
269 MisHum,
Are you still here?
Posted by: Carol at February 03, 2015 06:55 PM (sj3Ax)

Hey Carol

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 07:07 PM (KJLlE)

319 "So, why is there no Mr. Whippersnapper?"



'He died in a fire.'

Posted by: Garrett at February 03, 2015 07:07 PM (Hv3LR)

320
But do you see what the Left is trying to do? The talk about diversity is a smokescreen. They want everyone to be uniform, like drones in a collective.

Unisex. Same haircut. Same diet. Same pay. Same car. Same house. Same thoughts.

Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at February 03, 2015 07:07 PM (FiWED)

321 ...George Will declaring the bombing of German cities in WWII ineffective at degrading enemy morale?

****


I never quite understood the notion of him as a great thinker. I always mentally picture him doddering around inside his own skull dressed in a wife-beater T-shirt and a saggy pair of stained boxers.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 03, 2015 07:07 PM (NeFrd)

322 Sen. Thom Tillis (R -NC) wonders why it is necessary to have federal
regulations requiring restaurant employees wash their hands after a
visit to the bath room.





Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2015 07:07 PM (FsuaD)

323 MisHum,
Can you email me city you want to retire to?
Thank you!

Posted by: Carol at February 03, 2015 07:07 PM (sj3Ax)

324 I have a SIL whose never been married. She's a moody, self centered liberal bitch. She's not happy. She's never happy I've never picked on her for not being married. She's had boyfriends. She drives them away
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 06:46 PM (KJLlE)

You haven't picked on her, but I'll bet she views herself as some kind of a victim. People like that buy into the "unearned privilege" crap, because they don't want to take personal responsibility for how their lives have turned out.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2015 07:08 PM (875qO)

325 ISIS is at war with Iran. They are at war with everyone


Everyone except Turkey


Turkey stands alone

Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2015 07:08 PM (zOTsN)

326 "Singles Studies" is the major for people wanting to go into the food service industry. With that degree in hand, I heard they'll put you straight on fries.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at February 03, 2015 07:08 PM (g4VbG)

327 'freaked, if ya can't laugh ya gotta cry'


Yea I know and that BOC thing is kind of funny cause I love BOC but still.....



I'll be fine in a while. Maybe some screeching harpies will cheer me up.

Posted by: freaked at February 03, 2015 07:08 PM (JdEZJ)

328 @321

So long as I'm not pictured in denim, we're cool.

Posted by: George Will at February 03, 2015 07:09 PM (AFsCH)

329 "Well, I agree that the federal government has no role to play there."

One would think, but that isn't what he said. He would require that the restaurant 'post a sign' saying they don't require their employees wash their hands. It would still be a regulation.

If he had said it wasn't the responsibility of the federal government to do health inspections of local restaurants that would be a different issue, and he didn't say that.

Posted by: Horatio Bologna at February 03, 2015 07:09 PM (l7Hdz)

330 308 the suicide bomber in Jordan is single. Coincidence?


She's the widow of a jihadist who blew himself up. Her vest didn't go off.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2015

Well, if I was married to her I would probably find God and off myself as well.

(Runs away like really fast)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 07:10 PM (KJLlE)

331 I think the rest of the world needs to beat the snot out of turkey until they get their mind right

Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2015 07:10 PM (zOTsN)

332 A colony on LV 426 looks better and better...
Shit the Fan Has Hit
Kick over the table..

Posted by: Ripley at February 03, 2015 07:10 PM (/WmRg)

333 Pure, unadulterated, inarguable math.

Metaphysical certainty, every single time.


Which leaves only the small problem of application.

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 03, 2015 07:11 PM (UYUuP)

334 329
If he had said it wasn't the responsibility of the federal government to do health inspections of local restaurants that would be a different issue, and he didn't say that.

Posted by: Horatio Bologna at February 03, 2015 07:09 PM (l7Hdz)



*facepalm*

Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2015 07:11 PM (sdi6R)

335 >>Yea I know and that BOC thing is kind of funny cause I love BOC but still.....



Do you like Alice in Chains?

Posted by: Garrett at February 03, 2015 07:11 PM (Hv3LR)

336 Where do the Young Budding Hysterical Feminists stand on vaccination? Because just a quick browse of the internet shows it's the most dire crisis facing the world tonight.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 03, 2015 07:12 PM (+ebSh)

337 But do you see what the Left is trying to do? The
talk about diversity is a smokescreen. They want everyone to be uniform,
like drones in a collective.

Unisex. Same haircut. Same diet. Same pay. Same car. Same house. Same thoughts.

Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at February 03, 2015 07:07 PM (FiWED)
Precisely why I wouldn't even make it to the camps. On paper, I look like the perfect little leftist. In person, hell no. And their little brains can't handle that.

Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at February 03, 2015 07:12 PM (ThxKk)

338 >>ISIS is at war with Iran. They are at war with everyone

But nobody is really at war with them accept some of the indigenous Iraqi people. This could change with Jordan of all countries.

I don't think this ends with Jordan executing a few prisoners they had planned on killing anyway and particularly if it proves true that the pilot was killed weeks ago.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2015 07:12 PM (g1DWB)

339 Kick over the table..
Posted by: Ripley

And if it shatters, rape somebody on it.

Posted by: Rolling Stone at February 03, 2015 07:12 PM (GuwT9)

340 It's really from The Onion..., right? Right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2015 07:12 PM (/GgDU)

341 freaked, what really got to me was the beheading of that Saudi gal in the street.

Then again, I did not watch the video of the Jordanian soldier.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at February 03, 2015 07:13 PM (TPjwz)

342 * recalls the woman who 'married' herself.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2015 07:13 PM (/GgDU)

343 >>He blew himself up. She was supposed to blow herself up. Her vest didn't work. He killed 60 people. She was supposed to die that day



Bitch set him up.

Posted by: Zombie Marion Barry at February 03, 2015 07:13 PM (Hv3LR)

344 You haven't picked on her, but I'll bet she views herself as some kind of a victim. People like that buy into the "unearned privilege" crap, because they don't want to take personal responsibility for how their lives have turned out.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2015 07:08

You are correct NG. She does throw pity parties at family get togethers. Her sibs don't even do things with her. My wife teases me that she will go first and I can have her sister. Not funny, nor funny at all.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 07:13 PM (KJLlE)

345 I'm off to research places people recommended earlier.
Have a good night.

Posted by: Carol at February 03, 2015 07:14 PM (sj3Ax)

346 My wife teases me that she will go first and I can have her sister.


Now that's going too far . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 03, 2015 07:15 PM (JO9+V)

347 Every one of us enjoying the benefits of living in a civilized country have unearned privilege.
It was earned by our forbears.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at February 03, 2015 07:15 PM (TPjwz)

348 334 329
If he had said it wasn't the responsibility of the federal government to do health inspections of local restaurants that would be a different issue, and he didn't say that.

Posted by: Horatio Bologna at February 03, 2015 07:09 PM (l7Hdz)


*facepalm*
Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2015 07:11 PM (

Note to self, Tillis off short list of VP prospects
Posted by: Scottie F*cking Walker

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 07:16 PM (KJLlE)

349 so widows aren't single? I'm even more confused than usual.

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 03, 2015 07:17 PM (RqItQ)

350 OT: Turns out that some efficiency analyst at my (large semi-private institution) had the bright idea to monitor usage of space within the cubicle farm by placing sensors (ostensibly heat sensors not cameras) underneath the desks of all the employees to gauge their use of space. Unbeknownst to the employees. Someone found out and now all the cubicle dwellers are freaking out. Big Brother is sniffing you!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 03, 2015 07:17 PM (NeFrd)

351 On topic with the original post, I feel that I'd be remiss in not posting a link to GWAR's "Don't Need a Man" performed by the lovely Slymenstra Hymen:

http://youtu.be/dVjnPadDWLc

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 03, 2015 07:17 PM (AFsCH)

352 Didn't Obama just brag in his SOTU that we have contained ISIS's expansion?

I guess he won't have to worry about the press pointing that out to him two weeks later when ISIS has brazenly escalated their attacks on foreign hostages.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2015 07:18 PM (ABcz/)

353 Society confers advantages on married people because marriage confers advantages to society. Chief among these is the raising of the next generation.

Single people not engaged in the project of building the future cannot expect the (meager) perks given to those who are.

Gay marriage does not confer the same advantages therefore does not merit the same advantages given traditional marriage.

Posted by: Beef at February 03, 2015 07:19 PM (/q4N3)

354
I guess he won't have to worry about the press pointing that out to him two weeks later when ISIS has brazenly escalated their attacks on foreign hostages.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2015 07:18 PM (

But, but that's the act of losers.... The pentagon said so

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 03, 2015 07:19 PM (Bn6aD)

355 Damn allergies kicked in reading the sidebar about the Polish officer naming his new son after the American who saved him from an Islamokaze.

I'm getting real sick of pressing a measured, humane response against these prehistoric shitbags. They're not worth the blood of one single Michael Ollis.

Posted by: Jaws at February 03, 2015 07:19 PM (Rbtz3)

356 >>My wife teases me that she will go first and I can have her sister.



Kinky. I like it.

Posted by: Hedley LeMarr at February 03, 2015 07:19 PM (Hv3LR)

357 Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 03, 2015 07:17 PM (NeFrd)

I'm not normally creeped out by things. That's creepy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 07:20 PM (KJLlE)

358 Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at February 03, 2015 07:02 PM (IrByp)

----------

Can I ask a personal question? As a modern bi-woman-about-town, do you view both genders as potential spouses? Seriously not being a dick here, the thought just occurred to me and the beer has reduced my self-editing capabilities....

*runs away fast just in case*

Posted by: Just Me at February 03, 2015 07:20 PM (jTNtd)

359 I thought the main reason girls went to college was to get their M.R.S. degree.

Posted by: ALH at February 03, 2015 07:20 PM (btTLZ)

360
Posted by: Diogenes

No...that falls more into the Mike's Hard cider category. Works particularly well on a Saturday night and you and your girl friend are cramming for a final...in human sexuality.


This works for me.

Posted by: Arbalest at February 03, 2015 07:21 PM (FlRtG)

361 recalls the woman who 'married' herself.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2015 07:13 PM (/GgDU)

I've seen photos of those kind of events, and every time, the same thought runs through my head, "Wasn't there ONE person in the 'bridal party' or involved with the ceremony who said, 'Hey, this is ridiculous!' and tried to talk the person out of making a fool of themselves?

Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at February 03, 2015 07:21 PM (ThxKk)

362 I'm happy to see this kind of stuff, and it's something I'd do as a "black knighting" scheme if I'd thought of it. The more obviously crazy these people get the more likely normal people will step back and say "you know, we should really think about going back to the place we took a wrong turn."

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 03, 2015 07:21 PM (+azJs)

363 352 Didn't Obama just brag in his SOTU that we have contained ISIS's expansion?
-------

Well that Jordanian prisoner was contained.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 07:21 PM (KJLlE)

364 I nominate Beef #353 for President of the World.

Posted by: goatexchange at February 03, 2015 07:23 PM (v6CgB)

365 20
It's getting to the point where I actually WANT construction workers to start whistling at these chicks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2015 06:06 PM (CMkNk)

JJ needs a new gig

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 07:23 PM (KJLlE)

366 OT: Turns out that some efficiency analyst at my
(large semi-private institution) had the bright idea to monitor usage of
space within the cubicle farm by placing sensors (ostensibly heat
sensors not cameras) underneath the desks of all the employees to gauge
their use of space. Unbeknownst to the employees. Someone found out
and now all the cubicle dwellers are freaking out. Big Brother is
sniffing you!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 03, 2015 07:17 PM (NeFrd)

Space heater. Pointed directly at the sensor.
Or, better yet, a laser pointer.

Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at February 03, 2015 07:23 PM (ThxKk)

367 I have no interest in marrying myself, but there are days I would be very interested in divorcing myself.

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 03, 2015 07:24 PM (RqItQ)

368 Remember everyone.....Hitler was single...


(yes, yes....he did marry Eva but he committed suicide the next day...)

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 03, 2015 07:24 PM (AC0lD)

369 >>Didn't Obama just brag in his SOTU that we have contained ISIS's expansion?


The doctrine of Smart Power tells us to contain and then let these things burn themselves out.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 03, 2015 07:25 PM (Hv3LR)

370 As a single person I don't feel discriminated against but I know that being single was a negative in some of my job seeking adventures. That said I understand the thought process of it being a negative.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 03, 2015 07:25 PM (Xrson)

371 at least Hitler had a girlfriend...

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at February 03, 2015 07:25 PM (RqItQ)

372 I have no interest in marrying myself, but there are days I would be very interested in divorcing myself.

I got an amicable separation from myself, separate lives and all that. Which is just as well, I suspect I was carrying on with myself on the side.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at February 03, 2015 07:25 PM (m9V0o)

373 Muldoon.
Heat cameras under desks


Well. Um. Hobbies. Hobbies at work

Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2015 07:26 PM (zOTsN)

374 My wife and I have a saying.


Solitude is best when you can share it with someone.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 03, 2015 07:26 PM (NeFrd)

375 If you ever get the chance to meet Thom Tillis before shaking his hand, be sure to sneeze into yours first. And then get really offended when he doesn't want to shake it.

Posted by: buzzion at February 03, 2015 07:26 PM (z/Ubi)

376 (yes, yes....he did marry Eva but he committed suicide the next day...)

Y'know most guys just "lose their number". Always taking things too far, that Adolf...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at February 03, 2015 07:27 PM (m9V0o)

377 140
Eh... As a singleton, I resent those who make me so terrified of losing
my (theoretical) house, my stuff, a portion of my income for life, my
(theoretical) kids, etc. etc. etc. that I see marriage as a risk so
enormous that I'm completely adverse to it.



I'm not sure I get a professional victim card for that, though.
Cuz, evil white hetro male. So, more Val-U-Rite down the ol' gullet.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik

Ya don't, but you loose your man card.

Buckle up sucker, I make my last child support payment May 18th this year. I have new 'stuff' and I really don't think you're thinking about anything other than yourself.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at February 03, 2015 07:27 PM (baiNQ)

378 If being married was so golden, why do so many people divorce?

Posted by: Ever at February 03, 2015 07:27 PM (hRV3r)

379 As a true, honest-to-goodness spinster, never married, I would like to find these ladies, spit on them, kick them a few times, mess their hair, break a few fingernails, and then, when I was all done, I would ask a gentleman to piss on them.

The only disadvantage I have ever suffered was never getting a bridal shower so I still don't have a KitchenAid mixer, preferably industrial strength.

Posted by: Tonestaple at February 03, 2015 07:27 PM (4muK/)

380 I may not have married myself,

But I've consummated a marriage one handed before.




Wait...did I type that out loud?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 03, 2015 07:28 PM (8Un8+)

381 Remember everyone.....Hitler was single...
(yes, yes....he did marry Eva but he committed suicide the next day...)


Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 03, 2015 07:24 PM (AC0lD)

The wedding night was that bad?

Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at February 03, 2015 07:28 PM (ThxKk)

382 Living alone. There is an old joke about light house keepers. Two guys charged with maintaining a lighthouse somewhere along the Maine Coast years ago.

When the resupply boat arrives to unload, one of the guys is asked about the other guy. "Don't know", the guy says, "Haven't talked to him for six months."

Posted by: Horatio Bologna at February 03, 2015 07:28 PM (l7Hdz)

383 380
I may not have married myself,



But I've consummated a marriage one handed before.









Wait...did I type that out loud?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 03, 2015 07:28 PM (8Un8+)

Before me. Yes. Don't worry, I was going to write the exact same type of line.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 03, 2015 07:28 PM (AC0lD)

384 Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at February 03, 2015 07:27 PM (baiNQ

As a single person who else is he supposed to think about?

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 03, 2015 07:29 PM (Xrson)

385 @371 at least Hitler had a girlfriend...
------------------------

More than one, actually.

There's some pretty good evidence that the true love of Hitler's life may have been a cousin of his. And there's also some pretty good evidence that he ended up driving her to suicide.

She died well before his rise to power.

Posted by: junior at February 03, 2015 07:29 PM (UWFpX)

386 You didn't marry yourself. You're just living in sin, as my mother used to say

Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2015 07:30 PM (zOTsN)

387 >> If being married was so golden, why do so many people divorce?



Because it's worth it.

Posted by: Garrett at February 03, 2015 07:31 PM (Hv3LR)

388 Well I'm out. I'll check in later to see if They carry out the execution. Don't want to miss that...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at February 03, 2015 07:32 PM (Bn6aD)

389 >>Because it's worth it.

Amen.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2015 07:32 PM (g1DWB)

390 You didn't marry yourself. You're just living in sin, as my mother used to say

Fortunately, it's only a venal sin...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at February 03, 2015 07:33 PM (m9V0o)

391 Q- Why do men die before their wives?

A- Because they want to.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at February 03, 2015 07:33 PM (yNvym)

392 In fiscal year 2015, according to the Obama budget tables, the federal government will take in $3.176 trillion in tax revenue. See bone-heads.... Presdent Obama's plan is working and their should be no problems on spendingmore on Gay and Lesbian Children rights, Michelle Oblama's school lunch plan, Renewable Energy Sources, etc.........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien From Brattleboro, VT at February 03, 2015 07:33 PM (Sd++4)

393 Nah, I faked my own death because his cock was like an inch long! Plus he kept asking me to ram a stick up his butt.

A stick! What the hell?!?

Posted by: Hitler's Cousin at February 03, 2015 07:33 PM (vNzlA)

394 If Bolton were a dog he would be a schnauzer

Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2015 07:34 PM (zOTsN)

395 380 I may not have married myself,

But I've consummated a marriage one handed before.

Wait...did I type that out loud?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at

Followed by an annulment?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 07:35 PM (KJLlE)

396 377

Buckle up sucker, I make my last child support payment May 18th this year. I have new 'stuff' and I really don't think you're thinking about anything other than yourself.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at February 03, 2015 07:27 PM (baiNQ)


I've performed the risk/benefit analysis regarding marriage and kids and find that I'd rather not take said risk for the foreseeable future. I do care very much for my family and friends, though, and will do what I can to support them. Selfish, indeed.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 03, 2015 07:36 PM (AFsCH)

397 Holy crap. Bieber went electric?

Posted by: Kevin at February 03, 2015 07:37 PM (Qhc3Z)

398 If I had to pick what I think is an ideal marriage from TV it would be Rules Of Engagement. If I had to pick my worst nightmare of trapped in a marriage it would have to be Everybody Loves Raymond. I suspect more marriages are like ELR as opposed to ROE. And yeah I watch a lot of TV. I'm single for Pete's sake.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 03, 2015 07:37 PM (Xrson)

399 Brattleboro has just received notification from Senator Leahey that his request for $568,000 to build a Gay and Lesbian Animal Clinic has been approved. We want to thank the Senator and Presdent Obama for being such caring people. We love you both..........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien From Brattleboro, VT at February 03, 2015 07:38 PM (Sd++4)

400 You're single, aren't you Mary?

Posted by: Infidel at February 03, 2015 07:39 PM (stOlJ)

401 "War of the Roses" the movie. If you have never been married, or never divorced, it's hilarious.

If you have been divorced, it will trigger PTSD nightmares.

Posted by: Horatio Bologna at February 03, 2015 07:39 PM (l7Hdz)

402 You, ma'am are a stupid farging bitch. And for that? You will remain single forever.

It is solely on you.

Posted by: Ms. Ogynist at February 03, 2015 07:40 PM (4S7hN)

403 help me

Posted by: Mary's dog at February 03, 2015 07:40 PM (JdEZJ)

404 Gay & lesbian hospital......awesome Mary. Guess we now know you ae on the ISIS destination list.

Thanks for the giggle

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 07:40 PM (KJLlE)

405 Leave my sister Mary alone, you White Male Privledge.ists!

Posted by: Hitler's Dead Cousin at February 03, 2015 07:42 PM (vNzlA)

406 This "privilege" bullshit amounts to (among other things):

X is bad if too many people like it.

No wonder Leftists exult in spreading misery.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 03, 2015 07:43 PM (Y5I9o)

407 Brattleboro has just received notification from Senator Leahey that his request for $568,000 to build a Gay and Lesbian Animal Clinic has been approved.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien From Brattleboro, VT

Is that a clinic for gay/lesbian pet parents, or a clinic for gay/lesbian pets? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at February 03, 2015 07:43 PM (GuwT9)

408 "help me"

Stop licking the peanut butter

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 03, 2015 07:44 PM (62ffX)

409 Obama meets King of Jordan. Words are spoken.
http://tinyurl.com/p3xxv3o

Posted by: Horatio Bologna at February 03, 2015 07:44 PM (l7Hdz)

410 BLOW ME MARY YOU IGNORANT SLUT !!!!!

Posted by: The neighbors dog at February 03, 2015 07:44 PM (NbYhK)

411
Wait....Justin Beiber went electric?


My whole world is falling apart.

Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2015 07:44 PM (MDgS8)

412
Holy shit 411?

Damn....

Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2015 07:45 PM (MDgS8)

413 You know how all these Single People are all not having kids and shit? Guess what? They're a complete evolutionary dead end. And thank God for that, too.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at February 03, 2015 07:45 PM (MbqmP)

414 Justin Beiber was electrocuted!!??

Posted by: Horatio Bologna at February 03, 2015 07:45 PM (l7Hdz)

415 O/T for Jane D'oh ... One of the owls has hatched. Thanks for the link to the video. It has been fascinating.

Posted by: JTB at February 03, 2015 07:45 PM (FvdPb)

416 Posted by: The neighbors dog

Good boy.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at February 03, 2015 07:46 PM (GuwT9)

417 411
Wait....Justin Beiber went electric?

My whole world is falling apart.
Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2015 07:44 PM (MDgS

The next Hitler downfall parody?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 07:46 PM (KJLlE)

418 I guess everyone is either eating dinner or having sex.

Posted by: Soona at February 03, 2015 07:47 PM (/HX7u)

419 418 I guess everyone is either eating dinner or having sex.
Posted by: Soona at February 03, 2015 07:47 PM (/HX7u)

Or both.

Posted by: Kraken at February 03, 2015 07:48 PM (5+mPY)

420 418 I guess everyone is either eating dinner or having sex.
Posted by: Soona at February 03, 2015 07:4

I'm someone :-(

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 07:48 PM (KJLlE)

421
Juston Beiber was electrocuted??????


RIP Justin Beiber.

Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2015 07:48 PM (MDgS8)

422 Posted by: Soona at February 03, 2015 07:47 PM (/HX7u)


or?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 03, 2015 07:48 PM (JO9+V)

423 I'm single so no sex, a little early for dinner yet.

Posted by: Infidel at February 03, 2015 07:48 PM (stOlJ)

424 Eating sex or having dinner...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 03, 2015 07:48 PM (AC0lD)

425 He was looking kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an "L" on his forehead.

Yep. Definitely a loser.

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 03, 2015 07:48 PM (2o6Wj)

426 I am doing both with Mary....

Posted by: The neighbors dog at February 03, 2015 07:48 PM (NbYhK)

427 'I guess everyone is either eating dinner or having sex. '


Woof!

Posted by: Mary's dog at February 03, 2015 07:49 PM (JdEZJ)

428
426 I am doing both with Mary....
Posted by: The neighbors dog at February 0


I've heard dogs will eat shit.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 07:49 PM (KJLlE)

429
I think your someone if that makes you feel any better Misanthropic.

May I call you by your first name?

Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2015 07:50 PM (MDgS8)

430 I am doing both with Mary....
Posted by: The neighbors dog at February 03, 2015 07:48 PM (NbYhK)


---------------------------------


You must be a single dog.

Posted by: Soona at February 03, 2015 07:50 PM (/HX7u)

431 I've heard dogs will eat shit.

lol

Posted by: Infidel at February 03, 2015 07:50 PM (stOlJ)

432 Bruce Jenner. Single for now

Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2015 07:51 PM (zOTsN)

433 423 I'm single so no sex, a little early for dinner yet.
Posted by: Infidel at February 03, 2015 07:48 PM (stOlJ)

Wait, you can't have sex if you're single...... maybe I've done it wrong then, in the past. I've done sex, love, marriage - sex, ? , marriage - sex, love, jeesh, I need a diagram.

Posted by: Kraken at February 03, 2015 07:51 PM (5+mPY)

434 Arf she said.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at February 03, 2015 07:52 PM (JdEZJ)

435 "I'm single so no sex, a little early for dinner yet."

Single used to mean that you could have sex any time you wanted to.

Damn....times have changed.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 03, 2015 07:52 PM (62ffX)

436 Single used to mean that you could have sex any time you wanted to.


With or without another human?

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 03, 2015 07:53 PM (UYUuP)

437 I said not right now.

Posted by: Infidel at February 03, 2015 07:53 PM (stOlJ)

438 398 If I had to pick what I think is an ideal marriage from TV it would be Rules Of Engagement. If I had to pick my worst nightmare of trapped in a marriage it would have to be Everybody Loves Raymond. I suspect more marriages are like ELR as opposed to ROE. And yeah I watch a lot of TV. I'm single for Pete's sake.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at February 03, 2015 07:37 PM (Xrson)


I haven't seen ROE. I liked earlier episodes of ELR before the character Debra became a mind-fucking shrew. I can't stand watching the show at that point--which is a shame since Patricia Eaton isn't a leftist.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 03, 2015 07:53 PM (AFsCH)

439
We don't know *what* Bruce Jenner is at this point.

He could be a double for all we know.

Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2015 07:54 PM (MDgS8)

440
Brattleboro has just received notification from Senator Leahey that his request for $568,000 to build a Gay and Lesbian Animal Clinic has been approved.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien From Brattleboro, VT
..............................
Named after Bruce Jenner?

Posted by: wth at February 03, 2015 07:54 PM (wAQA5)

441 418 I guess everyone is either eating dinner or having sex.
Posted by: Soona at February 03, 2015 07:47 PM (/HX7u)


Nope; I'm still here.

Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2015 07:54 PM (sdi6R)

442 Right now Jenner is neither pitcher nor catcher but switch hitter

Posted by: ThunderB at February 03, 2015 07:55 PM (zOTsN)

443 Or, Heaton. Whatever. Shaddup.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 03, 2015 07:55 PM (AFsCH)

444 435 "I'm single so no sex, a little early for dinner yet."

Talk to the hand.

Posted by: Kraken at February 03, 2015 07:55 PM (5+mPY)

445 May I call you by your first name?
Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2015 07:50 PM (MDgS

Thanks eleven

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 07:56 PM (KJLlE)

446 Wash those hands after single self-love!

Posted by: Big Brother Government at February 03, 2015 07:56 PM (JO9+V)

447 "With or without another human?"

Picky, picky.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 03, 2015 07:56 PM (62ffX)

448 All I'm saying is I've been involved in a few decisions to lay people off that came down to 1 thing: who was married and/or had dependents and who was single/no dependents.

Single/no dependents lost every time.

Posted by: CozMark at February 03, 2015 07:57 PM (6QN3y)

449 Even though I'm married, I have a single mindset and, therefore, I'm down with the movement. I'm tired of all these happily married people who do they think they are, don't they know how hard it is for all us singles who go through life totally self-reliant, having to scrape by on money from their parents and welfare and food stamps and free healthcare and free Obamaphone and free heating oil from Venezuela it's awful my flat screen TV is only 50 inches thank God I have my husband he helps me calm down when we're sitting at a red light in our awful three year old SUV when a new $70,000 Mercedes pulls up next to us God why don't these rich people pay their fair share I can't afford that how can they if they pay their taxes I hope I get a job interview this week it's been forever I'm probably not getting interviews because I'm single it might also be racism I'm white but I'm definitely down with the movement I can't believe we once had slaves I can't believe I'm not a millionaire it's not fair I'm so unlucky.

Posted by: Sam from Providence, Unlucky Genius at February 03, 2015 07:57 PM (7u7u7)

450 I thought the no sex thing happened after you got married. When you were single you got all you wanted.

Or is that just an urban legend?

Posted by: Horatio Bologna at February 03, 2015 07:57 PM (l7Hdz)

451
439
We don't know *what* Bruce Jenner is at this point.

He could be a double for all we know.
Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2015 07:54 PM (MDgS

He's a sick puppy is what it is
He missed serious couch time somewhere along the line

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 07:58 PM (KJLlE)

452 Wash those hands after single self-love!
Posted by: Big Brother Government at February 03, 2015 07:56 PM (JO9+V)



Real men don't wash their hands.

Posted by: Sen. Tillis at February 03, 2015 07:58 PM (/HX7u)

453 450 I thought the no sex thing happened after you got married. When you were single you got all you wanted.

Or is that just an urban legend?

Posted by: Horatio Bologna at February 03, 2015 07:57 PM (l7Hdz)

I got lots and lots when I played house with the wimminz, does that count?

Posted by: Kraken at February 03, 2015 07:59 PM (5+mPY)

454 "I'm single so no sex, a little early for dinner yet."

Battle me.

Posted by: The Bishop at February 03, 2015 07:59 PM (ahBY0)

455
"The Middle" featuring Patricia Heaton (or Headon) is pretty good.


I like it.

The dad isn't portrayed as a retard and actually has most of the best lines.
He's the giant from Scrubs.

Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2015 08:00 PM (MDgS8)

456
I thought the no sex thing happened after you got married.
................
It just becomes an "earned privilege", like silence.

Posted by: wth at February 03, 2015 08:01 PM (wAQA5)

457 The male version of "singlism studies" consists of jacking it.

Posted by: wooga at February 03, 2015 08:02 PM (HoRFj)

458 >>He's a sick puppy is what it is

He missed serious couch time somewhere along the line


What a loser. Doesn't know what he missed.

Posted by: Couch Fucker at February 03, 2015 08:03 PM (3rrMW)

459 The male version of "singlism studies" consists of jacking it.

That's the lab.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 03, 2015 08:04 PM (0HooB)

460 He missed serious couch time somewhere along the line

I'm pretty sure that "couch fucker" falls somewhere between man and tranny on the gender continuum.

Posted by: wooga at February 03, 2015 08:04 PM (HoRFj)

461 [¡] Sen. Thom Tillis (R -NC) wonders why it is necessary to have federal
regulations requiring restaurant employees wash their hands after a
visit to the bath room.[/¡]

Okay, probably not what Tillis (my senator) was even going for, but depending on the setup of a public bathroom is, I may or may not wash before leaving after doing my thing. All automatic with sensor activation? Yep. Do I have to touch the faucet handles? Nope, deal breaker. Can I bump my way out with my butt to the door? No? Deal breaker. Do I have to touch paper towel dispenser lever with my hand? Deal breaker. Only if the last thing I touch is my jimmy, which I KNOW IS THE CLEANEST THING IN THAT ROOM, will I use public facilities to wash up. I did petri dish tests on that shit back in school.

Posted by: Oedipus at February 03, 2015 08:05 PM (5kNXS)

462 Everybody is a special fucking snowflake. Whatever.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at February 03, 2015 08:07 PM (KuU4f)

463 Do women have vagina privilege? Cause' I don't have one last I looked. I gonna' look again.....nope.

Posted by: Badda Bing at February 03, 2015 08:07 PM (Msg5U)

464
He missed serious couch time somewhere along the line
....................
When he got his nose stuck in the toaster, kind of ruined the mood

Posted by: wth at February 03, 2015 08:08 PM (wAQA5)

465
and so..
...another thread peters out, without stimulation.

Posted by: Horatio Bologna at February 03, 2015 08:09 PM (l7Hdz)

466 Speaking of Retard Studies: http://tinyurl.com/ppxtzmv.

It's perfect. It really is.

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 03, 2015 08:09 PM (vd4oB)

467 We don't know *what* Bruce Jenner is at this point.

He could be a double for all we know.
Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2015 07:54 PM (MDgS


DON'T YOU JUDGE ME!!!!

Posted by: Bridget Jenner at February 03, 2015 08:10 PM (Msg5U)

468 465
and so..
...another thread peters out, without stimulation.

Posted by: Horatio Bologna at February

Sure. Go ahead, get it over with

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 08:11 PM (KJLlE)

469 I'm pretty sure that "couch fucker" falls somewhere between man and tranny on the gender continuum.

Neither man nor futon. It's a living hell.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 03, 2015 08:12 PM (0HooB)

470 Stu-22, why don't they just call it the college of crack addicts and hookers. We really are doomed.

Posted by: Infidel at February 03, 2015 08:12 PM (stOlJ)

471 I am here.
I am your sofa.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at February 03, 2015 08:13 PM (JdEZJ)

472 My sofa never complains when I fall asleep on top of it.

Posted by: CozMark at February 03, 2015 08:15 PM (dm7Ev)

473 These bullshit artists better not be lumping husbands into their complaint. Women are the only ones who benefit from marriage. There is ZERO real world incentive for an American man to marry - it's tantamount to economic suicide.

Expect to see more of this from the ever-expanding catlady crowd. Women in this country spend their 20's and early 30's riding the cock carousel, waiting to marry until they no longer have their looks (all those bad boys suddenly loose interest) and their lives are full of bitterness and bastardy (often from multiple fathers). Slowly but surely the "nice guys" they shat on for those 10 - 15 years are waking up to the fact that in this legal climate there is ZERO reason to make a legally binding commitment to one of those skanks. Why settle for these tattered scraps when you have expatriation to lands where the women are still half-sane, or still have a hand? Divorce rate for US couples - 50-ish percent, and 70% of divorces are initiated by the women who grow bored/unhaaaaapy.

On the other hand, a recent Swiss study found that when Swiss men married Russian mail-order brides the long-term divorce rate was only 15%. Which is no doubt the reason why the libtards running the immigration service will not issue visas or cooperate with finding a foreign mate. The locals can't take the competition.

Posted by: Reactionary at February 03, 2015 08:16 PM (TsW/N)

474 Well, looks like we are about 3 hours away from the hangings in Jordan.

Posted by: Infidel at February 03, 2015 08:16 PM (stOlJ)

475 When you're a sofa, "Wet spot," takes on a whole new meaning.

Posted by: The Sofa at February 03, 2015 08:17 PM (zSrlo)

476 So is this Kaley Couco really that hot or is she just one pregnancy away from being the next Kirstie Alley?

Posted by: Cankle Inspector, Pre-Crime Unit at February 03, 2015 08:18 PM (7u7u7)

477 So is this Kaley Couco really that hot or is she just one pregnancy away from being the next Kirstie Alley?

Posted by: Cankle Inspector, Pre-Crime Unit at February 03, 2015 08:18 PM (7u7u7)



My bet is on ruination. Most women who are not slender as reeds to begin with never fully drop the baby bloat. Hardly seems worth it. Better to farm that work out to a surrogate.

Posted by: Reactionary at February 03, 2015 08:20 PM (TsW/N)

478 I have no mouth and I must scream.

Posted by: '65 Volswagon Beetle being fucked in the fuel hole at February 03, 2015 08:20 PM (AFsCH)

479
Kaley Cuoco is not hot.

Seen her w/out makeup.

Trust me. She's funny and cute, but not remotely hot.

Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2015 08:20 PM (MDgS8)

480 473 Reactionary at February 03, 2015 08:16 PM (TsW/N)

Willie Nelson once said to his friend, "If I ever decide to get married again just tell me to go buy a house for a woman I hate."

Posted by: CozMark at February 03, 2015 08:22 PM (gYPAF)

481
Well, looks like we are about 3 hours away from the hangings in Jordan.
.................
Sayonara, Jihadi Jane.

Posted by: wth at February 03, 2015 08:23 PM (wAQA5)

482 474 Well, looks like we are about 3 hours away from the hangings in Jordan.

Posted by: Infidel at February 03, 2015 08:16 PM (stOlJ


Thanks, I was wondering how. Hope it takes place in the town square.

Posted by: Badda Bing at February 03, 2015 08:23 PM (Msg5U)

483
Willie Nelson once said to his friend, "If I ever decide to get married again just tell me to go buy a house for a woman I hate."


hah....it's the vagina. It gets you every time.

Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2015 08:23 PM (MDgS8)

484 Gov. Walker just finished giving his budget address and he lowered taxes... again.

Posted by: bossybarbara at February 03, 2015 08:24 PM (2Aj5D)

485 Sure is quiet in here...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 03, 2015 08:25 PM (0HooB)

486 Current local time in Jordan:

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/jordan/amman


That's a useful site to bookmark:

http://www.timeanddate.com/

Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2015 08:25 PM (sdi6R)

487
484 Gov. Walker just finished giving his budget address and he lowered taxes... again.
Posted by: bossybarbara at February 03, 2015 08:24 PM (2Aj5D)

How dare he! He can't do that.

Posted by: GOPe congressman at February 03, 2015 08:26 PM (z/Ubi)

488 Are the executions going to be televised? HD?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 03, 2015 08:27 PM (hlbmD)

489 470 Stu-22, why don't they just call it the college of crack addicts and hookers. We really are doomed.
Posted by: Infidel at February 03, 2015 08:12 PM (stOlJ)

--------------------

Having their university be named after Marion Barry is so utterly perfect for the citizens of DC, exactly the sort of honor that they deserve.

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 03, 2015 08:27 PM (vd4oB)

490 Gov. Walker just finished giving his budget address and he lowered taxes... again.

He obviously hates the poor, vaccines, and single people.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 03, 2015 08:27 PM (+8Yuj)

491 "8
-ics

-engineering

-ology

-science

-studies



It's not perfect, but as a ranking, it's a good rule of thumb.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 03, 2015 06:04 PM (L2xDv)"

So Women's Studies departments are to be renamed Feministics? Sure. Why not.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 03, 2015 08:27 PM (KDbAT)

492 The hottest women are the ones you think you can't have.

Posted by: Redshirt at February 03, 2015 08:28 PM (Ae09I)

493 rickl, the site I looked at said sunrise was at 6:28.

Posted by: Infidel at February 03, 2015 08:28 PM (stOlJ)

494 77% of Millennials can't name one U.S. Senator in their home state.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 03, 2015 08:29 PM (hlbmD)

495 Spinsters! Old maids!

Posted by: W.C. Varones at February 03, 2015 08:29 PM (8N411)

496
479
Kaley Cuoco is not hot.

Seen her w/out makeup.

Trust me. She's funny and cute, but not remotely hot.
Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2015 08:20 P

I've seen her on Big Bang theory in shorts and a bra. She's plenty hot.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 03, 2015 08:29 PM (z/Ubi)

497 The hottest women are the ones you think you can't have.

Speaking of hot, if you haven't clicked on the Charlotte McKinney link on the main page, you should.

I'm in love. I don't think I've ever liked a girl this much before.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at February 03, 2015 08:30 PM (0HooB)

498 He obviously hates the poor, vaccines, and single people.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here

He is going to require work training if you get benefits...the horror!

Posted by: bossybarbara at February 03, 2015 08:30 PM (2Aj5D)

499 Good on Walker. I like him more all the time.

Posted by: Infidel at February 03, 2015 08:31 PM (stOlJ)

500 Remember, marriage is for Gay couples to use to smash hereto-normatitivity.

Posted by: The Marriagable Hat at February 03, 2015 08:31 PM (0Ew3K)

501 Remember, marriage is for Gay couples to use to smash hereto-normatitivity.

Posted by: The Marriagable Hat at February 03, 2015 08:31 PM (0Ew3K)

502 This site says that too, so we're about T-2:50.

Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2015 08:31 PM (sdi6R)

503 Scott Walker's lack of a degree is a trap for Democrats. They will alienate a huge swath of their own party if the predictable over the top ridicule goes too far.

Posted by: Fresh Face at February 03, 2015 08:31 PM (7u7u7)

504 We live in an Age of Morons and Hysterics.

Why, hello there!

Posted by: Tumblr at February 03, 2015 08:31 PM (0Ew3K)

505 Are the executions going to be televised? HD?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 03, 2015 08:27 PM (hlbmD)


I dunno, but I'd settle for a well composed cell phone video. I've been waiting 13 years to see some terrorist trash swing - sad that it had to be a nation full of muslim trash that delivered it.

Posted by: Reactionary at February 03, 2015 08:32 PM (TsW/N)

506 I bought a nordic plow for my side by side and was worried going cheap would give cheap results. The dam thing is awesome.

Posted by: Redshirt at February 03, 2015 08:32 PM (Ae09I)

507 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here

He is going to require work training if you get benefits...the horror!
Posted by: bossybarbara at February 03, 2015 08:30 PM (2Aj5D)

Drug testing too?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 03, 2015 08:32 PM (KJLlE)

508 Wounded Knee Thread.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 03, 2015 08:33 PM (hlbmD)

509 Kaley Cuoco is not hot.Seen her w/out makeup.Trust me. She's funny and cute, but not remotely hot.

Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2015 08:20 PM

But, what about the tits?

Posted by: otho at February 03, 2015 08:33 PM (tBSrv)

510 I'm watching "Automata". Melanie Griffith has severely altered her appearance.

Posted by: CozMark at February 03, 2015 08:33 PM (6QN3y)

511 Corgi sign!

Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2015 08:35 PM (sdi6R)

512 "Not too long ago, a judge called me here in Los Angeles. He told me of a young woman who'd come before him for a divorce. She had six children, was pregnant with her seventh. Under his questioning, she revealed her husband was a laborer earning 250 dollars a month. She wanted a divorce to get an 80 dollar raise. She's eligible for 330 dollars a month in the Aid to Dependent Children Program. She got the idea from two women in her neighborhood who'd already done that very thing."

Posted by: Zombie Ronald Reagan at February 03, 2015 08:37 PM (0Ew3K)

513 Drug testing too?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

I didn't hear it in the speech but I read that was going to happen. That will be the way people lose benefits but it's hard to get a job when you sit around smoking weed all day.

Posted by: bossybarbara at February 03, 2015 08:37 PM (2Aj5D)

514 She wanted a divorce to get an 80 dollar raise.

Posted by: Zombie Ronald Reagan at February 03, 2015 08:37 PM (0Ew3K)



LOL. Most women will divorce for an 80 cent raise. Hypergamy don't give a shit.

Posted by: Reactionary at February 03, 2015 08:39 PM (TsW/N)

515 No thread on this subject would be complete without this video:


http://youtu.be/H-gfxjAaZg0



Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 03, 2015 09:00 PM (KDbAT)

516 Oh good lord! Are these people really this stupid? I am single. It sucks. I don't begrudge people for being lucky enough to meet someone with whom they want to spend the rest of their lives. It's called not being jealous and wanting others to be happy. Married people SHOULD get some tax breaks and other incentives because NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE ARE GETTING MARRIED AND HAVING BABIES. Note the GETTING MARRIED PART here. Getting married BEFORE you have babies is a GOOD THING, moronette! The statistics on children raised in single parent households versus children raised in a household with two MARRIED parents are voluminous and quite damning. I just can not fathom how people have become so flippen stupid! I call foul here on the "single-ism" and object to the "common sense-ism," which is defined as the discriminatory practice wherein stupid people who think they are smart subject, inflict, and shove their stupid, moronic ideas upon people who actually have common sense, thereby causing the common sensers to do a face plant.

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at February 03, 2015 09:02 PM (2/oBD)

517 I read all this horse hockey about "(fill in the blank) privilege" and I see the people who write and say these things. They look like adults, but my brain translates their missives as

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! Life isn't fair! I'm not getting everything I want, the way I want it, NOW!!!! WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

Someone give them a binky and make them shut up.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 03, 2015 09:09 PM (rJUlF)

518 Why Yes! Yes they do.

It's called "Liberal Arts" for a reason.

Just like Political Science, and Green Ecology.

What's rongk wizt u bro, uz got kosher bacon all up in your grille????

Posted by: Ray at February 03, 2015 09:39 PM (AVxHd)

519 and "marital privilege" as "the unearned advantages that benefit those who are married,"

Isn't everybody a Senator?

Posted by: Hillary! at February 03, 2015 10:05 PM (FcR7P)

520 Go feed your cat.

Posted by: NYC Parent Now With Added Bile for Freshness at February 04, 2015 09:23 AM (HEo6y)

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