BBC Runs Segment on "Feminist Music"

Well, it's a success. This is the musical equivalent of feminist agitation. Bravo.

Posted by: Ace at 09:28 PM

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1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYHL6AYAwQU

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 02, 2015 09:29 PM (scgac)

2 I denounce myself.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 02, 2015 09:30 PM (scgac)

3 yep, that's about right

Posted by: Feh at February 02, 2015 09:30 PM (g/zj9)

4 Are they going for the Yoko Ono most annoying noises award?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 02, 2015 09:30 PM (3UGBQ)

5 Two ass posts in a row.

Posted by: Y-not at February 02, 2015 09:30 PM (9BRsg)

6 We're getting dumber.

Phil Kerpen @kerpen 12m12 minutes ago
Do you think early childhood vaccinations can cause autism?
18-29 21%
30-44 15%
45-64 11%
65+ 3%
http://cdn.yougov.com/cumulus_uploads/document/yvq4zzxr18/tabs_OPI_MMR_20150128.pdf

Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 09:31 PM (ZPrif)

7 I'm going to go back to bed and get up again.

Posted by: rickl at February 02, 2015 09:32 PM (sdi6R)

8 The Corgis have been summoned

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Democratic Republic of Alextopia at February 02, 2015 09:32 PM (V+kmg)

9 I imagine something like Meredith Monk. Or somthing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBlnrRUVfo0

Posted by: Lurky McLurkington, Esq. at February 02, 2015 09:32 PM (yNaAk)

10 I dare not click.

*owl cam* *owl cam* *owl cam* *owl cam* *owl cam*

*breathes deeply*

*slugs down glass of wine*

*OOOOMMMM*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 09:33 PM (FsuaD)

11 Fucking harpies.

Posted by: Ani DeFranco at February 02, 2015 09:33 PM (Ua6T/)

12 Fuck the BBC. And everything else from that country that sucks.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 09:34 PM (ucDmr)

13 Da fuq?

Posted by: Patty Smith at February 02, 2015 09:34 PM (Ua6T/)

14 oh shit...I saw that earlier...

watched maybe 5 seconds.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 09:34 PM (OsWis)

15 Weasels ripped my flesh.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at February 02, 2015 09:34 PM (JdEZJ)

16 I don't know what's real anymore.

Posted by: SarahW's at February 02, 2015 09:34 PM (Lbv/k)

17 SMOD or death, I'm ready

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 09:34 PM (I8HI7)

18 Is this post broadening everyone's horizons, or is it just my phone?

Posted by: Jenny Hopes Her Vision Is Bad at February 02, 2015 09:34 PM (VsTLe)

19 8
The Corgis have been ~~summoned~~ gassed.

Posted by: Keeper of the Queen's corgis at February 02, 2015 09:34 PM (FsuaD)

20 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvhFs2bdRpE

Posted by: Squirrel at February 02, 2015 09:35 PM (MMC8r)

21 That isn't music.

Posted by: Lori Anderson at February 02, 2015 09:35 PM (Ua6T/)

22 who's the asinine music critic from the beeb

Posted by: Feh at February 02, 2015 09:35 PM (g/zj9)

23 I need a line that rhymes with "I fucking hate my father."

Posted by: Feminist song-writer at February 02, 2015 09:35 PM (GuwT9)

24 I'm telepathically doing stuff to those chicks while I watch.

Posted by: otho at February 02, 2015 09:35 PM (tBSrv)

25 10: Jane, how are the owls doing?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 09:35 PM (ucDmr)

26 They needed their sheet music. Killin me.

Posted by: dartist at February 02, 2015 09:35 PM (ahBY0)

Posted by: Keeper of the Queen's corgis at February 02, 2015 09:35 PM (FsuaD)

28 Is this one of those cake or death choices?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2015 09:35 PM (I7upL)

29 15 Weasels ripped my flesh.
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at February

Wind up,working in a gas station

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 09:36 PM (I8HI7)

30 That would be a good ring tone.

Posted by: freaked at February 02, 2015 09:36 PM (JdEZJ)

31 I really hate my gender at times. Present fellow 'ettes excluded, of course.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 09:36 PM (OsWis)

32 It's ok. It needs a better beat.

Posted by: zombie Ike Turner at February 02, 2015 09:36 PM (f8y+G)

33 I'll cut a bitch if I have to listen to that shrieking.

Posted by: Julianna Hatfield at February 02, 2015 09:36 PM (Ua6T/)

34 Melodious sounds are a tool of the patriarchy.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 02, 2015 09:36 PM (oa/c7)

35 Sounds like a fucking bunch of Chihuahuas.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 02, 2015 09:36 PM (+Fae7)

36 23 I need a line that rhymes with "I fucking hate my father."
Posted by: Feminist song-writer at February 02, 2015 09:35 PM (GuwT9)

I should've been aborted and not a bother?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 09:37 PM (I8HI7)

37 Was this the new one that was the new one and then wasn't? And is?

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at February 02, 2015 09:37 PM (KG0mU)

38 yap, yap, yap...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2015 09:37 PM (/GgDU)

39 Did anybody dance?

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at February 02, 2015 09:37 PM (JdEZJ)

40 "I need a line that rhymes with "I fucking hate my father.""
-Posted by: Feminist song-writer at February 02, 2015 09:35 PM (GuwT9)

"Life is sucking, so why bother?"

...just spitballin'

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 02, 2015 09:37 PM (16bOT)

41 they're literally screeching harpies.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 09:37 PM (OsWis)

42 heya slap!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 09:37 PM (OsWis)

43 Ok, so, who thinks that a general civil war in the Anglosphere is a bad idea?

Any hands?

Besides limpdicked hippies, harridan fishwives with snake venom for spit, distressed insane self-mutilators, and those weak wumpuses who can't stand up straight and call a weirdo a weirdo.
Real people, men and women - anyone not want to kick the freaks in their forks and then have a steak sandwich?

So, when do we start?

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 02, 2015 09:37 PM (scgac)

44 Uterus Uterus Uber Alles
�ber Alles in der Welt

Posted by: Feminist song-writer at February 02, 2015 09:37 PM (GuwT9)

45 They think we were prim and proper?

Posted by: Veruca Salt at February 02, 2015 09:37 PM (Ua6T/)

46 what's the music look like? can't be "ruled" or have "staves" or prescribe anything. maybe it's just vaj doodles

Posted by: Feh at February 02, 2015 09:37 PM (g/zj9)

47 I hear that every fall when the coyotes run behind my house.

Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2015 09:38 PM (w3a0Z)

48 25
10: Jane, how are the owls doing?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 09:35 PM (ucDmr)

They're about to see the two babies hatch. And then, according to experts, one the of the cute, fuzzy babies will probably shove its smaller sib off the top of the 85 ft. nest. To die. How cute.
Nature is an evil bitch.

Posted by: Keeper of the Queen's corgis at February 02, 2015 09:38 PM (FsuaD)

49 My dogs are going what the fuck

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 09:38 PM (I8HI7)

50 "Was this the new one that was the new one and then wasn't? And is?"

Yes. But maybe not.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2015 09:38 PM (130W5)

51 Howdy, SMFH!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 02, 2015 09:38 PM (16bOT)

52 Did anybody dance?

Does rolling on the floor while clutching my ears count as doing "The Worm"?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 02, 2015 09:38 PM (UVfht)

53 What a joke.

Posted by: Kim Deal at February 02, 2015 09:38 PM (Ua6T/)

54 I'm gonna play that for my dogs. I'll let you know what they think.

Posted by: freaked at February 02, 2015 09:38 PM (JdEZJ)

55 Infowars?

Really?

Posted by: DanR at February 02, 2015 09:38 PM (Tu7sV)

56 49,

poor things.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 09:38 PM (OsWis)

57 Abruptly, I have become a fan of John Cage. I mean, if those are choices.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2015 09:38 PM (/GgDU)

58 Dammit. Poor sock discard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 09:39 PM (FsuaD)

59 OMG, they are turning pages - there's a score????

Rush Limbaugh: Feminism was created to give unattractive women access to the mainstream.

Chique: Feminism music was created to give unattractive women who cannot sing (and who are, incidentally, quite insane) access to putting on "concerts."

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 02, 2015 09:39 PM (oa/c7)

60 I see dentistry is still very important for England. Bring on the wooden teeth.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 09:39 PM (ucDmr)

61 This universe needs a reboot.

Posted by: cool arrow at February 02, 2015 09:39 PM (lAtKI)

62 ** blink blink **

Posted by: Tracy Bonham at February 02, 2015 09:39 PM (Ua6T/)

63 Second look at Bjork?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 02, 2015 09:40 PM (+Fae7)

64 they should put this on Idol

Posted by: Feh at February 02, 2015 09:40 PM (g/zj9)

65 See? It isn't something in just our water.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2015 09:40 PM (/GgDU)

66 Oh and thanks for describing the clip for me. Spoilers are good, sometimes.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at February 02, 2015 09:40 PM (KG0mU)

67 I'd visit, really I would...but damn. I don't want what you crazy fucks have.

Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2015 09:40 PM (OsWis)

68 Costanza blew the margins at #6.

Posted by: Y-not at February 02, 2015 09:40 PM (9BRsg)

69 "
This universe needs a reboot."

Why? It's just starting to get good.

Posted by: God at February 02, 2015 09:41 PM (130W5)

70 I am working on the ballad of Curtis Lowe on my guitar this week. Does that count?

Posted by: Lea - Sorry make that Miss Leaette at February 02, 2015 09:41 PM (vmMMi)

71 ever wonder what Rome looked like befor it collapsed?,

Posted by: Andy Rooney

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 09:41 PM (I8HI7)

72 Just a few warbles away from ululation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2015 09:41 PM (/GgDU)

73 how much C-4 do you think it would take to jumpstart the Yellowstone caldera?

Posted by: SMfH at it all at February 02, 2015 09:41 PM (OsWis)

74 48: Jane so the owls didn't get the special little snowflake memo then? Alert the proper authorities.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 09:41 PM (ucDmr)

75 Feminist music kind of like Kims ass a product only salable to a media driven populace.

Posted by: Redshirt at February 02, 2015 09:42 PM (Ae09I)

76 Cripes, those bitches can't sing

Posted by: Yoko Ono at February 02, 2015 09:42 PM (+Fae7)

77 Did they all just see that large, ham-hocked horror that kim k calls her ass?

Posted by: Ever at February 02, 2015 09:42 PM (hRV3r)

78 Damn, it's an InfoWars video.

Nonetheless, one of the best YouTube comments about this:

"Get ready to check your male privilege...and your eardrums."

Posted by: Thrawn at February 02, 2015 09:42 PM (d7XFS)

79 Off, rock girl socks.

Posted by: fluffy at February 02, 2015 09:42 PM (Ua6T/)

80 This is what hell sounds like

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at February 02, 2015 09:42 PM (zOTsN)

81 The Shaggs thought this was shit

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 02, 2015 09:42 PM (3UGBQ)

82 67 I'd visit, really I would...but damn. I don't want what you crazy fucks have.

Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2015

I thought you were on your way. But it was only a shooting star

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 09:43 PM (I8HI7)

83 Waaaay too much time on their hands.

Posted by: Edmund Burke's Shade at February 02, 2015 09:43 PM (cmBvC)

84 "Chique: Feminism music was created to give unattractive women who cannot sing (and who are, incidentally, quite insane) access to putting on "concerts.""
-Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 02, 2015 09:39 PM (oa/c7)

It is an act. I believe Zombie made a post about transvestites and their scream for attention a few nights ago. I like the theory and believe it applies.

...not to Bruce Jenner, (via the last thread), however.

He is simply mentally ill.

...like vegetarians and especially vegans.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 02, 2015 09:43 PM (16bOT)

85 80,

yep.

Posted by: SMfH at it all at February 02, 2015 09:43 PM (OsWis)

86 Think Yoko One has anything to do with this?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2015 09:43 PM (130W5)

87
Eh. *rolls eyes* It's already been done.

Posted by: yoko ono at February 02, 2015 09:43 PM (tBSrv)

88 I'm gonna enjoy this feminist meatball sub that was just delivered. I'm sure there is something sexist about it, so I'll enjoy it that much more...
Y'all have fun, see you in a few.

*side note: who the hell puts a cup of marinara on a pile of "cheesy garlic knots" fer cryin' out loud?

Posted by: shredded chi at February 02, 2015 09:43 PM (j2epx)

89 I'm working on a couple of light-hearted ditties about abortion for my Christmas album. Stay tuned.

Posted by: Feminist song-writer at February 02, 2015 09:43 PM (GuwT9)

90 I'm gonna play that for my dogs. I'll let you know what they think.
Posted by: freaked
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The dog next door started barking when I played it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2015 09:43 PM (/GgDU)

91 OK I played it for the dogs. One ran away and the other sat there laughing.

Posted by: freaked at February 02, 2015 09:43 PM (JdEZJ)

92 71: I met Andy Rooney once. NYC 1996. Crusty old dude.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 09:43 PM (ucDmr)

93 SMfH,

If you could detonate multiple charges, in sync to the natural frequency of the caldera basin, that oughta do it.

Posted by: zombie Nikolai Tesl *ouch* at February 02, 2015 09:43 PM (KG0mU)

94 74
48: Jane so the owls didn't get the special little snowflake memo then? Alert the proper authorities.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 09:41 PM (ucDmr)

Wait till PETA gets a load of the snakes, bunnies, birds, kittens, etc. the owls will be feeding their Precious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 09:44 PM (FsuaD)

95 You put a *greased naked woman* on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?

Posted by: Bobbi Flekman: at February 02, 2015 09:44 PM (4OZqu)

96 Wasn't there a line in Toto's Africa about this? About solitary company? Now you know what they are solitary.

And BTW some real singing from Aretha Franklin and Annie Lennox Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves.

http://youtu.be/XllQthNq4LA

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2015 09:45 PM (I7upL)

97 Three minutes I will never get back again...... Although I liked the Monkey riffs.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at February 02, 2015 09:45 PM (fLKzW)

98 93,

shit. Too much math. Tonnage man, tonnage?!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 09:45 PM (OsWis)

99 >>> You put a *greased naked woman* on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash

Send her to Bitch School.

Posted by: fluffy at February 02, 2015 09:46 PM (Ua6T/)

100 We're very lucky in the band in that we have two visionaries, David and Nigel, they're like poets, like Shelley and Byron. They're two distinct types of visionaries, it's like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water.

Posted by: Derek Smalls: at February 02, 2015 09:46 PM (4OZqu)

101 I needed a trigger warning for the animals...they're all under the bed and I'm about ready to join them.

The primitive arises. We're doomed.

Posted by: Whiskey_Joe at February 02, 2015 09:46 PM (zv8vV)

102 You don't find that sexist?

Posted by: Bobbi Flekman: at February 02, 2015 09:44 PM (4OZqu)

What's wrong with being sexy?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 02, 2015 09:46 PM (3UGBQ)

103 Man,

I take a nap and the HQ was feminist shit, fat asses, an Bruce Jenner during into a dyke.

Why did I wake up?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2015 09:46 PM (0FSuD)

104 Man's arm--- now that is sexist!

Posted by: Edmund Burke's Shade at February 02, 2015 09:46 PM (cmBvC)

105 I'll call it, 'The Sun Sets on the Empire"

Posted by: Insane Brit Femme composer at February 02, 2015 09:46 PM (/GgDU)

106 Feminist composers suck

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at February 02, 2015 09:47 PM (zOTsN)

107 I'm glad I don't have speakers up here. I refuse to walk downstairs to listen to it.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 02, 2015 09:47 PM (16bOT)

108 I haven't heard such screeching since the Stig took a new Range Rover Sport for a hot lap on a road course.

Posted by: Jeremy Clarkson at February 02, 2015 09:48 PM (f8y+G)

109 103 Man,

I take a nap and the HQ was feminist shit, fat asses, an Bruce Jenner during into a dyke.

Why did I wake up?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2015 09:46

Gods weird sense of humor

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 09:48 PM (W6Tct)

110 94: Them owls gotta pay for that shit.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 09:48 PM (ucDmr)

111 105 I'll call it, 'The Sun Sets on the Empire"
Posted by: Insane Brit Femme composer at February 02, 2015 09:46 PM (/GgDU)

I call it, "Death Knell of the White Patriarchy, Accompanied by Removal of the Phallus"

Posted by: Insane-er Brit Femme at February 02, 2015 09:48 PM (4OZqu)

112 Jeebus.
I hit the play button, and the dog went running through the house.

If you can last for ten or fifteen seconds, you'll see them actually turn the page! Are they reading "lyrics" of wolf whistles?

Posted by: shredded chi at February 02, 2015 09:49 PM (j2epx)

113
Made it 6 seconds into that shit.

If this is an example of what our culture is morphing into then count me the fuck out.

I refuse to acknowledge this travesty as any kind of culture.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 02, 2015 09:49 PM (jeCnD)

114 Being a femynyst means unable to withstand any form of discomfort or offense, no matter how minute. (As well as having a virtual lobotomy.) It also means not being able to freaking sing.

As a singer and a woman (a real one with the correct parts, thank you, and a brain), I am horrified.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 02, 2015 09:49 PM (oa/c7)

115 You put a *greased naked woman* on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?

Posted by: Bobbi Flekman: at February 02, 2015 09:44 PM

You should have seen the cover they wanted to do. It wasn't a glove, believe me.

Posted by: ian faith at February 02, 2015 09:49 PM (tBSrv)

116
107 I'm glad I don't have speakers up here. I refuse to walk downstairs to listen to it.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 02, 2015

Whimp

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 09:49 PM (W6Tct)

117 110
94: Them owls gotta pay for that shit.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 09:48 PM (ucDmr)

Fuck you. *talons extended*

Posted by: The Owls at February 02, 2015 09:50 PM (FsuaD)

118 This racket begs the question, "Why?"

Really I don't want to know. Just make it stop.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 02, 2015 09:50 PM (+uPVJ)

119 OK, maybe I'm not really horrified. I'm rolling my eyes, though. Not laughing, because it's getting old and it's not funny any more.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 02, 2015 09:50 PM (oa/c7)

120 Feminist music another reason to buy a bunker in the woods.

Posted by: Redshirt at February 02, 2015 09:50 PM (Ae09I)

121 107,

you're not missing anything. I would give anything to get those five seconds back...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 09:51 PM (OsWis)

122 I'm glad I don't have speakers up here. I refuse to walk downstairs to listen to it.
Posted by: ColdBeer
---------------------------

Really, Slap, don't ever listen to it. Here's the deal, the three minutes would be better invested in listening to nothing.

Posted by: Insane Brit Femme composer at February 02, 2015 09:51 PM (/GgDU)

123 You know it's bad when IG drops the F bomb

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 09:51 PM (W6Tct)

124 Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 02, 2015 09:50 PM (oa/c7)

I'm totally with you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 09:51 PM (FsuaD)

125 Just say "Git! Now, Git!" and point.

Works every time on every feminis-eringilagator.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 02, 2015 09:51 PM (scgac)

126 "Whimp"
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 09:49 PM (W6Tct)

Negative, Ghostrider. The Pattern is Full.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 02, 2015 09:52 PM (16bOT)

127 Ace,

You made this up.

Well done! But just a bit over the top. Nobody....not even lunatic feminists...are this tone-deaf and stupid.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2015 09:52 PM (Zu3d9)

128 irongrampa, you da man...lasted a second longer than I did.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 09:52 PM (OsWis)

129 Feminist Moose Dick? Now I heard everything.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at February 02, 2015 09:52 PM (MbqmP)

130 feminist top 40

every breath you take is rape

Posted by: Feh at February 02, 2015 09:52 PM (g/zj9)

131 I just had a brilliant idea...

This should be played at Camp X-Ray to the remaining jihadi scum. Then Juan McCain can complain about torture.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2015 09:52 PM (I7upL)

132 I felt a great disturbance in the force.

Posted by: Obi-Wan at February 02, 2015 09:52 PM (zSrlo)

133 Bitches, man.
Bitches.

Posted by: Garrett at February 02, 2015 09:52 PM (lq9ci)

134 131,

I second that motion.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 09:53 PM (OsWis)

135 Ok.. I am gonna say this right now. If these people end up in Heaven, then I want to go to Hell.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at February 02, 2015 09:53 PM (fLKzW)

136 70
I absolutely love that song.
not sure if you were joking, but that is a great song.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 02, 2015 09:53 PM (j2epx)

137 Them owls gotta pay for that shit.
--------------

Pellets, sir..., we always leave pellets.

Posted by: Urbane Southern Owl at February 02, 2015 09:53 PM (/GgDU)

138 Well, it's not exactly worthy of an invitation to the Eisteddfod, is it?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 02, 2015 09:53 PM (l3vZN)

139
126 "Whimp"
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 09:49 PM (W6Tct)

Negative, Ghostrider. The Pattern is Full.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 02, 2015 09:52 PM (16bOT)

I was being polite to you CB Slaparoni

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 09:53 PM (W6Tct)

140 This PBS documentary series is a vanity project for progressive actors. It's narrated and hosted by George Clooney. Seriously. He is gonna run for office. Somewhere. It's called A Path Appears

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at February 02, 2015 09:53 PM (zOTsN)

141 ...in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful.

Posted by: Ian Faith: at February 02, 2015 09:54 PM (4OZqu)

142 I hope and pray that D'oh Boy will some day meet a lovely, Christian (he's a devout Christian) young woman who will love him the way he will love her.

As time goes by, I wonder how many young women are out there for guys like my son?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 09:54 PM (FsuaD)

143 140,

WASTF.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 09:54 PM (OsWis)

144 Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 02, 2015 09:49 PM (oa/c7)

I can vouch for the woman part and the brain part, although the singing part must remain unverified.

Can you make a NY/NJ Moron Meet-up in early March?
Probably Hoboken......

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2015 09:54 PM (Zu3d9)

145 Melodious sounds are a tool of the patriarchy.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 02, 2015 09:36 PM (oa/c7)

The pentatonic scales? Just intonation? All tools of the patriarchy!

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at February 02, 2015 09:55 PM (MbqmP)

146 You know what horrifies me? Bruce Jenner with long hair blowing in the wind, that's what.

Shudder.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 02, 2015 09:55 PM (oa/c7)

147 This should be played at Camp X-Ray to the remaining jihadi scum. Then Juan McCain can complain about torture.
Posted by: Anna
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Really. Noriega would have folded in the first 5 minutes.

Posted by: Urbane Southern Owl at February 02, 2015 09:55 PM (/GgDU)

148 These fucks need to be sandwiched between a pair of huge fucking guitar amps and hit with slayer's angel of death until they bleed out there ears.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2015 09:55 PM (FMbng)

149 *their* ears

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2015 09:56 PM (FMbng)

150 I know some, Jane. Rare as rubies.

Posted by: Feh at February 02, 2015 09:56 PM (g/zj9)

151 Gah. I'm so tired. And yet I can't quit here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 09:56 PM (FsuaD)

152 142,

They're out there. My oldest has become born-again, and she's trying to save her heathen mom...heh.

Seriously though, I hope your son finds the woman who will respect him.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 09:56 PM (OsWis)

153 Shit MH, I had enough of God's sense of humor. Some asshole ran into my car at the airport while I was getting a Global Pass.

At least the airport didn't charge me for parking.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2015 09:56 PM (0FSuD)

154 their ears will be over there

Posted by: rickl at February 02, 2015 09:56 PM (sdi6R)

155 Harmony is the cis-normative residue of dead white male composers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2015 09:57 PM (/GgDU)

156 The fact that they had sheet music for that was awesome!

Posted by: artesian at February 02, 2015 09:57 PM (sYfaz)

157 Can you make a NY/NJ Moron Meet-up in early March?
Probably Hoboken......

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2015 09:54 PM (Zu3d9)

Fuckin Hoboken...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2015 09:57 PM (FMbng)

158 I laughed -- until th end, when the Brit narrator revelaed it was an Alex Jones InfoWars production.

WTF?

Now InfoWars is having a larf about feminism too?

Feminism: The only force able to make Alex Jones relevant!

Posted by: zombie at February 02, 2015 09:57 PM (K4YiS)

159 Every breath you take
Every time I bake's
Every time you rape

-They'll be watching you.

/Feminazi Manhaters' Club

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 02, 2015 09:57 PM (16bOT)

160 I think of Andie McDowell in Hudson Hawk:

"I must speak with the dolphins now"

"This is torture, no therapy!"

Posted by: Kindltot at February 02, 2015 09:57 PM (t//F+)

161 Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2015 09:56 PM (0FSuD)

Sorry to hear that Nipster. That sucks. Hope you have a small deductible

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 09:58 PM (W6Tct)

162 My dog hid under the bed.

Posted by: Heyyy. Snap it, pal. at February 02, 2015 09:58 PM (Rb6mu)

163 These fucks need to be sandwiched between a pair of huge fucking guitar amps and hit with slayer's angel of death until they bleed out there ears.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2015 09:55 PM

Well, those chicks need to be sandwiched, in some manner.

Posted by: otho at February 02, 2015 09:58 PM (tBSrv)

164 Fuckin Hoboken...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2015 09:57 PM (FMbng)

Any better ideas?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2015 09:58 PM (Zu3d9)

165 150 comments in, and nobody has said it yet?

Posted by: shredded chi at February 02, 2015 09:58 PM (j2epx)

166 142 I hope and pray that D'oh Boy will some day meet a lovely, Christian (he's a devout Christian) young woman who will love him the way he will love her.

As time goes by, I wonder how many young women are out there for guys like my son?

I would love it if he found one of my daughters. But odds are poor for that his odds are way better if he hangs out in the right places though.

Posted by: Redshirt at February 02, 2015 09:58 PM (Ae09I)

167 "and nobody has said it yet?"

Wat?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2015 09:59 PM (130W5)

168 150 comments in, and nobody has said it yet?
Posted by: shredded chi

Everyone's pod has been shriveled.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 02, 2015 09:59 PM (l3vZN)

169 We (husband and I) saw "American Sniper" Saturday night.

We were both wiping tears off our faces.

As has been said, the theater was totally silent. Of course, we live in a military town. Quite a few there serve in the 3rd ID and at Hunter AAF.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 10:00 PM (FsuaD)

170 164 Fuckin Hoboken...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2015 09:57 PM (FMbng)

Any better ideas?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Milwaukee

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 10:00 PM (W6Tct)

171 Posted by: shredded chi at February 02, 2015 09:58 PM (j2epx)

Dude......

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2015 10:00 PM (Zu3d9)

172 142, Jane, try Okahoma City area. There's a few Christian colleges around there. My godson is going to school there. There's a few.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 02, 2015 10:00 PM (scgac)

173 C'mon, RK - you know you would...

Posted by: shredded chi at February 02, 2015 10:00 PM (j2epx)

174 No wonder those broads are single. Yikes.

Posted by: Infidel at February 02, 2015 10:00 PM (stOlJ)

175 -Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2015 09:55 PM (FMbng)

...Infamous.

...Butcha!

...Angel of Deaaath!

Fond memories of getting that CD cranking, amigo!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 02, 2015 10:00 PM (16bOT)

176 I'm so tired. And yet I can't quit here.
Posted by: Jane
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Jane 6 sec. video : http://tinyurl.com/85etydw

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2015 10:00 PM (/GgDU)

177 Damn, all the male coyotes in the world just ran the other way.

Posted by: huerfano at February 02, 2015 10:01 PM (bAGA/)

178 They need a fishy bicycle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 02, 2015 10:01 PM (W5DcG)

179 173 C'mon, RK - you know you would...
Posted by: shredded chi at February 02, 2015 10:00 PM (j2epx)

Rebar

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 10:01 PM (W6Tct)

180 I would love it if he found one of my daughters. But odds are poor for that his odds are way better if he hangs out in the right places though.
Posted by: Redshirt at February 02, 2015 09:58 PM (Ae09I)

Great advice, you want your kids to meet good people, go to the place where they hang out..

Posted by: MikeH at February 02, 2015 10:01 PM (4OZqu)

181 Milwaukee

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 10:00 PM (W6Tct)

Is that where you live?

Come join us! The NY/NJ Morons are good people.

Well....except for those Jooos....Nevergiveup and J.J. Sefton who always show up.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at February 02, 2015 10:01 PM (Zu3d9)

182 That singing is killer.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 02, 2015 10:02 PM (zSrlo)

183 when these so-called femitwats can break a track, headspace and time a .50, change out a turret on an Abrams, wear 70+ lbs of gear in 130+ degree heat, yet still knows how to make a damn fine sammich for her man (if in the mood), then I will listen to what they have to say...or screech.

Until then, they can gag on their dildoes.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 10:02 PM (OsWis)

184 "C'mon, RK - you know you would..."

Oh, that one.

Yeah, why not.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2015 10:02 PM (130W5)

185 ....*gasping for air*

Posted by: wheatie, laughing her butt off... at February 02, 2015 10:02 PM (hX3bN)

186 I'm thinking a hard-nosed expose by Steve Croft would be just the thing to bring this genre into the mainstream.

Posted by: Fritz at February 02, 2015 10:03 PM (dVmLD)

187 181 Milwaukee

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 10:00 PM (W6Tct)

Is that where you live?

Come join us! The NY/NJ Morons are good people.

Well....except for those Jooos....Nevergiveup and J.J. Sefton who always show up.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at February

No, but I would travel there to meet you morons. Seftons father in law was originally from up my way. Rather hang with you damn Joos than a Moo

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 10:03 PM (W6Tct)

188 Nicholas Kristof is the writer behind A Path Appears

He believes in normalizing relations with iran and bargaining with Hamas

Tonight they are visiting the poor in West Virginia. Made poor in part by the destruction of the coal industry. On the way to visit the family, they discuss how criticizing coal is a " thought crime"

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at February 02, 2015 10:04 PM (zOTsN)

189 Oh, that one. Yeah, why not.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2015 10:02 PM

Agreed. Besides, I can think of a way to stop them from singing.

Posted by: otho at February 02, 2015 10:04 PM (tBSrv)

190 This upset my cat. He's retired to the closet for the night.

Posted by: CozMark at February 02, 2015 10:04 PM (u761t)

191 I could tell by Ace's description I'd be better off not listening.

Posted by: Carol at February 02, 2015 10:04 PM (sj3Ax)

192 @161

Well, no one got hurt. I have $1000 deductible and a very good body shop guy,

We'll see how it works out. Mostly just a pain in the ass.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 02, 2015 10:04 PM (0FSuD)

193 I saw Shriveled Pod open for Little Feat in...

Ahh, nevermind.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 02, 2015 10:05 PM (j2epx)

194 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 10:03 PM (W6Tct)

Early March.

nynjmeet at optimum dot net

Send me your e-mail address and I'll put you on the list.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at February 02, 2015 10:05 PM (Zu3d9)

195 Can you make a NY/NJ Moron Meet-up in early March?
Probably Hoboken......
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2015 09:54 PM (Zu3d9)

I'm a single mother now, so no more gallivanting about town.

(I didn't get pregnant, LOL. I'm raising my nephew now.)

I sing on my church's worship team and in a classical choir, and I'm directing a choir at church this year.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 02, 2015 10:05 PM (oa/c7)

196 Any better ideas?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2015 09:58 PM (Zu3d9)

Not really. I don't know where most people would come from. I just have a burning hatred for Hoboken and that part of jersey. Its like ball surgery to drive to, and when I checked public transportation it would take hours.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2015 10:05 PM (FMbng)

197 Nothing a good spanking wouldn't solve.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 02, 2015 10:05 PM (EDYaR)

198 y'all ought to be ashamed...subjecting your pets to that torture.

Shame. On. You.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 10:05 PM (OsWis)

199 179 173 C'mon, RK - you know you would...
Posted by: shredded chi at February 02, 2015 10:00 PM (j2epx

And a freight train should hit Jenner

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 10:05 PM (W6Tct)

200 Well, I'm off to bed. I have an early meeting tomorrow morning. Yay.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 10:05 PM (FsuaD)

201 169: We saw it here. You could have a pin drop in the theatre. I do not live in a military town. It was surreal.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 10:05 PM (ucDmr)

202 Observe here, the female Moonbat...

Her shrieking noise has been known to be more damaging than Vogon Poetry.

Posted by: wheatie at February 02, 2015 10:06 PM (hX3bN)

203 Any of yall planting food plots for free roaming heard meat animals.

Posted by: Redshirt at February 02, 2015 10:06 PM (Ae09I)

204 "Besides, I can think of a way to stop them from singing."

Well, there is this one thing.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2015 10:06 PM (130W5)

205 Even I wouldn't click on that.

Posted by: Marlee Matlin at February 02, 2015 10:06 PM (f8y+G)

206 do I really want to know what vogon poetry is?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 10:06 PM (OsWis)

207 Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 02, 2015 10:05 PM (oa/c7)

If a particular date in early March will work for you, we'll try to schedule it for that date.

nynjmeet at optimum dot net

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at February 02, 2015 10:07 PM (Zu3d9)

208 G'Night, Jane

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 02, 2015 10:07 PM (16bOT)

209 "And a freight train should hit Jenner"

If he/she didn't stop it with his face first.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2015 10:07 PM (130W5)

210 You know what horrifies me? Bruce Jenner with long hair blowing in the wind, that's what.

Shudder.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 02, 2015 09:55 PM (oa/c7

I think Bruce is trying to turn into Billie Jean King.

Now that is a plot worthy of Kafka.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 02, 2015 10:07 PM (t//F+)

211 199: A SMOD would be best for Jenner. just to be safe. By the way MH, what was the deal with Belicheks t-shirt yesterday? Trying to send a message?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 10:07 PM (ucDmr)

212 Nice rack.

What?

Posted by: eman at February 02, 2015 10:08 PM (MQEz6)

213 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2015 10:05 PM (FMbng)

Eh....it's a post-college town. Entirely forgettable except for Vito's Deli sandwiches.

But the meets are fun.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at February 02, 2015 10:08 PM (Zu3d9)

214 141�...in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful.

Posted by: Ian Faith: at February 02, 2015 09:54 PM (4OZqu)

They need that solid piece of wood somewhere else. Who wants to take one for the team, er, good of all mankind?

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo who doesn't want to be turned into jerky at February 02, 2015 10:08 PM (8gpAQ)

215
68 Costanza blew the margins at #6.
Posted by: Y-not at February 02, 2015 09:40 PM (9BRsg)

He does it all the time. He's totally gay for the margins.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 02, 2015 10:08 PM (z/Ubi)

216 Actually the Vogons are severely annoyed since that 'singing' just shattered a whole cargo hold of that Vogon delicacy - crystal crabs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2015 10:09 PM (I7upL)

217 That Jenner story is pretty disgusting. Dude needs some mental help.

Posted by: Infidel at February 02, 2015 10:09 PM (stOlJ)

218 206 do I really want to know what vogon poetry is?

Vogon Poetry:

http://youtu.be/IxPeIiU2kx4

Posted by: wheatie at February 02, 2015 10:09 PM (hX3bN)

219 Failing at music... #LikeAGirl

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 02, 2015 10:09 PM (0Ew3K)

220 211 199: A SMOD would be best for Jenner. just to be safe. By the way MH, what was the deal with Belicheks t-shirt yesterday? Trying to send a message?
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 10:07

Loved Belichecks shirt. His dad was military, old school. He might be a con.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 10:09 PM (W6Tct)

221 206
Thanks for asking - I'm curious, but learned long ago to NEVER Google anything I heard about here.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 02, 2015 10:10 PM (j2epx)

222 Thought Kafka already wrote the Bruce Jenner story...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2015 10:10 PM (I7upL)

223 Jane, he can probably find a nice girl at a good church.

Finding a nice guy at church is hard when you're a chick in your mid-thirties, since all the ones around your age are married. (Or so my, ahem, friend says.)

I also hear that being a professional successful single woman also drives the regular men away. Sigh. Good thing I'm, I mean, my friend enjoys being single and isn't too bothered that there seems to be no end in sight.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 02, 2015 10:11 PM (oa/c7)

224 220: Cool. Didn't his dad coach at one of the academy's?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 10:11 PM (ucDmr)

225 "Actually the Vogons are severely annoyed since that 'singing' just shattered a whole cargo hold of that Vogon delicacy - crystal crabs."
-Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2015 10:09 PM (I7upL)

Not only was that bitch crazy, but the shampoo didn't work quickly enough.

I just shaved the lil' miracle and vowed never to date another chick named "Crystal".

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 02, 2015 10:11 PM (16bOT)

226 Well...., THAT alone should set back the militant feminist agenda at least a decade.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2015 10:11 PM (/GgDU)

227 "He does it all the time."

Now, now. Don't ask, don't tell. What he does in the privacy of his own posts, et al.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2015 10:11 PM (130W5)

228 On second thought, maybe hearing the lamentations of their women isn't what is best in life.

Posted by: Conan at February 02, 2015 10:11 PM (8gpAQ)

229 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 09:54 PM (FsuaD)

It's too bad I can't introduce him to a young woman his age who lives up here. She is also a devout Christian (Evangelical Lutheran, I believe), conservative, bright and athletic. She got a volleyball scholarship to the University of Alabama and loves Southern guys. She is quite pretty, but spends her Saturday nights at home because she wants to wait until marriage. As soon as guys hear that, they scram. I grew very fond of her when she worked in my department, but she transferred to a different department. I still meet her for lunch every so often, I think she's in the wrong part of the country,

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 02, 2015 10:11 PM (+XMAD)

230 Mysteries of the Ovaries

heh

Posted by: The Legion of OOOOPS !! at February 02, 2015 10:12 PM (8CdUx)

231 Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 02, 2015 10:05 PM (oa/c7)
=======================

and a parent too? That's about three more things than I'm capable of doing, so I say God bless! Keep at it.

Posted by: MTF at February 02, 2015 10:12 PM (FCsIb)

232 I think Conan just won the whole internet!

Posted by: shredded chi at February 02, 2015 10:12 PM (j2epx)

233 221 206
Thanks for asking - I'm curious, but learned long ago to NEVER Google anything I heard about here.
Posted by: shredded chi at February 02, 2015 10:10 PM (j2epx

You and Cold Beer whimpy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 10:12 PM (W6Tct)

234 228: Not sure they are wimmin. Pods from Neptune maybe.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 10:12 PM (ucDmr)

235 On second thought, maybe hearing the lamentations of their women isn't what is best in life.
Posted by: Conan
-------------

Possible thread winner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2015 10:13 PM (/GgDU)

236 CBD, my mom may still be around in early, early March, so I'll let you know. If not, please don't let me hold you up. The young man will be going to college in a year and a half and I'll be free, free as a bird!

(Don't mind me, he's a nice boy and gives me little trouble.)

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 02, 2015 10:13 PM (oa/c7)

237
Will repeat the post I did last thread about Jenner.

You are born either male or female and will die as one or the other.

Makes no difference what gets sown on or sliced off during that time.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 02, 2015 10:13 PM (jeCnD)

238 IG -> Always gets right to the point.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2015 10:14 PM (/GgDU)

239 "You and Cold Beer whimpy."
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 10:12 PM (W6Tct)

Try "wimpy" and you won't get those red, squiggly lines underneath the word ...lol.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 02, 2015 10:14 PM (16bOT)

240 224 220: Cool. Didn't his dad coach at one of the academy's?
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February

I believe so
I would need to do more research
But he's been around coaching all his life

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 10:15 PM (W6Tct)

241 You know the noise the dentist's drill makes? Yeah, this ranks right up there.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at February 02, 2015 10:16 PM (+uPVJ)

242 Irongrampa,
That is the truth. We are male or female. That's it, except for extremely rare cases when the child may have a deformity at birth.

Posted by: Carol at February 02, 2015 10:16 PM (sj3Ax)

243 Hmmmm.... British Tax dollars hard at work.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 02, 2015 10:16 PM (KlVdw)

244 We never get any respect.

Posted by: Those red, squiggly lines underneath the word at February 02, 2015 10:16 PM (/GgDU)

245 235 On second thought, maybe hearing the lamentations of their women isn't what is best in life.
Posted by: Conan
-------------

~~Possible~~ thread winner.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2015 10:13 PM (/GgDU)

FIFY

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 02, 2015 10:17 PM (oa/c7)

246 Try "wimpy" and you won't get those red, squiggly lines underneath the word ...lol.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 02, 2015 10:14 PM (16bOT)

Steve Jobs forgot to ad that feature to this iPad

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 10:17 PM (W6Tct)

247 Thanks, MTF. He's really quite an easy kid to have around. (Don't tell him I said so.

)

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 02, 2015 10:18 PM (oa/c7)

248 240 I saw where most of the Packers were Patriot fans yesterday. Seahawks must really piss people off.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 10:18 PM (ucDmr)

249 MH, you want to know how innocent I am?
I had never heard of the "one cup" thing before I met you degenerates.
or the party of the lemons, either.

My brain will forever be scarred with that shit...

Posted by: shredded chi at February 02, 2015 10:18 PM (j2epx)

250 Crap... down to my last three smokes. Must roll a bunch because beer.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 02, 2015 10:18 PM (16bOT)

251 Eh....it's a post-college town. Entirely forgettable except for Vito's Deli sandwiches.

But the meets are fun.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at February 02, 2015 10:08 PM (Zu3d9)

yeah, I would have shown up at them had they not been in Hoboken. The parking there is non existent.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2015 10:19 PM (FMbng)

252 >>>Loved Belichecks shirt. His dad was military, old school. He might be a con.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 10:09 PM (W6Tct)<<<

He's New England's Dick Cheney. He's irascible with the media. Loves to tweak them at every turn. Likewise the NFL (wears the torn up bum hoodies when the League wants to push all its fancy licensed gear). He knows he's hated by... well, almost everyone. Probably considers it a badge of honor. Does what he thinks he needs to to win (admittedly a little too far once or twice). Probably has a warcock.

Posted by: respect Darth Belicheney at February 02, 2015 10:20 PM (f8y+G)

253 Feminist music. It's still an improvement over "What's Up?" by 4 Non Blondes.

Posted by: Brisco_County at February 02, 2015 10:20 PM (FFJit)

254 237 Will repeat the post I did last thread about Jenner.
You are born either male or female and will die as one or the other.
Makes no difference what gets sown on or sliced off during that time.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 02, 2015 10:13 PM (jeCnD)

----------

So true, Irongrampa.

The leftists claim to be all "for Nature" and things that are "all Natural"...

But there is nothing 'natural' about changing ones gender...or abortion.

Posted by: wheatie at February 02, 2015 10:20 PM (hX3bN)

255 Shredded chi,
I still remember 2 pictures I saw last summer or summer before of Folsom St. Fair.
Wise choice.

Posted by: Carol at February 02, 2015 10:20 PM (sj3Ax)

256
249 MH, you want to know how innocent I am?
I had never heard of the "one cup" thing before I met you degenerates.
or the party of the lemons, either.

My brain will forever be scarred with that shit...

Posted by: shredded chi at February 02, 2015 10:18 PM

Yeah, I've been silly enough to google things or hit various links. Oh well you only live once

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 10:20 PM (W6Tct)

257 I saw where most of the Packers were Patriot fans yesterday. Seahawks must really piss people off.

I was rooting for a someone to hit the switch and start rolling the field out of the stadium during the game.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 02, 2015 10:21 PM (UVfht)

258 >>>Cool. Didn't his dad coach at one of the academy's?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February

I believe so

I would need to do more research

But he's been around coaching all his life

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 10:15 PM (W6Tct)<<<

Asst. coach and scout with US Naval Academy for 33 years.

Posted by: respect Darth Belicheney at February 02, 2015 10:21 PM (f8y+G)

259 Berserker, the one time I went to the NY/NJ meetup in Hoboken, I found a parking spot right in front of the venue.

CBD and some other nice morons also told me about train stations in Jersey I could park at and take the train in.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 02, 2015 10:22 PM (oa/c7)

260 I'm listening to 84 consecutive Sam Cooke songs. So sadly I'm missing this glorious BBC production.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at February 02, 2015 10:22 PM (9tzvc)

261 250,

I'd share mine with you, but...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 10:22 PM (OsWis)

262 Ewww That sounds rike shit

Posted by: Yoko Ono at February 02, 2015 10:22 PM (XYKz+)

263 But there is nothing 'natural' about changing ones gender...or abortion.

^^THIS

Posted by: Infidel at February 02, 2015 10:22 PM (stOlJ)

264 "You know the noise the dentist's drill makes? Yeah, this ranks right up there."

Don't say that around NGU. He's a Dentite, ya know.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2015 10:22 PM (130W5)

265 Carol,
you seem so nice & sweet - please tell me you didn't check out one of Zombie's links...

Posted by: shredded chi at February 02, 2015 10:22 PM (j2epx)

266 First I thought their music stands were those black boxes they put on TV to hide nudity. What a letdown.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 02, 2015 10:23 PM (4Uh7V)

267 249 how inspiring it is that there is a land where one cup and lemons is unheard of. ( though that lemon crap was even unheard of in my twisted world) but I was exposed to way worse.

Posted by: Redshirt at February 02, 2015 10:23 PM (Ae09I)

268 258: Thanks. I love Belicheks relationship with the media. Imagine him and Lynch on the same team press conferences would be priceless.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 10:24 PM (ucDmr)

269 It is still snowing here & was down to 10 degrees but was 12 when I was in my kitchen an hour ago.

Winter nightmare in Boston area on top of last week's blizzard. This isn't technically a blizzard.
More Thursday & Saturday.

Posted by: Carol at February 02, 2015 10:24 PM (sj3Ax)

270 On the "would ya?" thing.

Farthest left, at the back, brunette with the hair up and the pink sash thingy. Yeah.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2015 10:24 PM (130W5)

271 Just found out a couple weeks ago that my wife is having a girl due July 4. I am absolutely over the moon elated by that, but it scares the hell out of me that she gets brainwashed into this at some point. That, and dating.

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo who doesn't want to be turned into jerky at February 02, 2015 10:24 PM (8gpAQ)

272 T248 240 I saw where most of the Packers were Patriot fans yesterday. Seahawks must really piss people off.

Most of the ones I know had mixed feelings, but loved the Karma at the end. It just felt good.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at February 02, 2015 10:25 PM (/pOl7)

273 Farthest left, at the back, brunette with the hair up and the pink sash thingy. Yeah.
Posted by: Ricardo
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In that case, 'protection' would be ear plugs.

Posted by: Those red, squiggly lines underneath the word at February 02, 2015 10:25 PM (/GgDU)

274 The leftists claim to be all "for Nature" and things that are "all Natural"...

But there is nothing 'natural' about changing ones gender...or abortion.
Posted by: wheatie at February 02, 2015 10:20 PM (hX3bN)

It's one thing to go an mutilate yoursel (not you, wheatie, the general "you") and mess with your hormones. It's another thing to ask me to participate in, embrace, and applaud your mental/psychological problems.

No.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 02, 2015 10:25 PM (oa/c7)

275 The leftists claim to be all "for Nature" and things that are "all Natural"...

But there is nothing 'natural' about changing ones gender...or abortion.
Posted by: wheatie at February 02, 2015 10:20 PM (hX3bN)

It's one thing to go and mutilate yoursel (not you, wheatie, the general "you") and mess with your hormones. It's another thing to ask me to participate in, embrace, and applaud your mental/psychological problems.

No.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 02, 2015 10:25 PM (oa/c7)

276 Anon - Congrats!

Posted by: Those red, squiggly lines underneath the word at February 02, 2015 10:26 PM (/GgDU)

277 Since it's hard to dance to, I give it a 23.

Posted by: Tmitsss at February 02, 2015 10:26 PM (Pa9vP)

278 You will be fine Scandi Hobo, and congrats.

Posted by: Infidel at February 02, 2015 10:26 PM (stOlJ)

279 / commie line sock

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2015 10:26 PM (/GgDU)

280 271,

Congrats!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 10:27 PM (OsWis)

281 "In that case, 'protection' would be ear plugs."

I've go those with the baffles that slam shut when the Decibels hit a certain point to protect the ear drum.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2015 10:28 PM (130W5)

282 It's another thing to ask me to participate in, embrace, nurture and applaud your mental/psychological problems.

No.
Posted by: chique

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Edited for completeness

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2015 10:28 PM (/GgDU)

283 My vaccinations turned me in to a man!

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at February 02, 2015 10:28 PM (Rb6mu)

284 240 I saw where most of the Packers were Patriot fans yesterday. Seahawks must really piss people off.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 10:18 PM (ucDmr)

I often wonder about that...... do you cheer for the team that is playing the team that whooped your ass, or do you stay loyal to your league/conference?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 02, 2015 10:28 PM (Pauop)

285 Anonymous Scandi Hobo who doesn't want to be turned into jerky at February 02, 2015 10:24 PM (8gpAQ)

Congratulations! Lots of prayer and do your best to raise her right.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 02, 2015 10:29 PM (oa/c7)

286 Congrats, anonymous Scandi Hobo @271, whoever you are. Good time to start practicing your shotgun marksmanship.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 02, 2015 10:29 PM (UVfht)

287 Chi,
I did & was warned that I would need brain bleach. There weren't links when I saw it. Someone said to search for it & I did. I looked at 2 only & won't forget.
I wish I could say I'd had a drink first.

Do you have snow? Hrothgar & I email each other often & he hasn't answered yesterday's email. I know he'd spent 45 minutes resetting modem with Verizon before he sent email Sunday.

Posted by: Carol at February 02, 2015 10:29 PM (sj3Ax)

288 Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo who doesn't want to be turned into jerky at February 02, 2015 10:24 PM (8gpAQ)

Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 02, 2015 10:29 PM (Pauop)

289 Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo who doesn't want to be turned into jerky at February 02, 2015 10:24 PM (8gpAQ)

Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 02, 2015 10:29 PM (Pauop)

290 Scandi Hobo I have 2 girls and after the pain the best part is they eventually give you grandsons to go hunting and fishing with.

Posted by: Redshirt at February 02, 2015 10:29 PM (Ae09I)

291 Scandi Hobo I have 2 girls and after the pain the best part is they eventually give you grandsons to go hunting and fishing with.

Posted by: Redshirt at February 02, 2015 10:29 PM (Ae09I)

292 284,

As a Raiders fan, I didn't watch most of the game until the last 30 seconds, for obvious reasons...

I was rooting for SMOD personally....

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 10:30 PM (OsWis)

293 I've go those with the baffles that slam shut when the Decibels hit a certain point to protect the ear drum.
Posted by: Ricardo
-------------------------

Not worth the risk. 35db plugs, minimum.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2015 10:30 PM (/GgDU)

294 284: Tammy I loathe the Seahawks as a Packer fan. I never really got the hate for the Patriots. Oh, and Pete Carrol reminds me of that skeezer Clinton.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 10:31 PM (ucDmr)

295 did people actually pay money to watch these harpies scream?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 10:31 PM (OsWis)

296 As a Raiders fan,

It's been a difficult decade.

Posted by: Infidel at February 02, 2015 10:32 PM (stOlJ)

297 did people actually pay money to watch these harpies scream?
Posted by: SMFH
------------

I'm betting they applauded.., standing applause.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2015 10:32 PM (/GgDU)

298 Scandi Hobo,
You've got to bring baby up & your & your wife will not have a liberal idiot.
Congratulations!

Posted by: Carol at February 02, 2015 10:32 PM (sj3Ax)

299 275...It's one thing to go and mutilate yoursel (not you, wheatie, the general "you") and mess with your hormones. It's another thing to ask me to participate in, embrace, and applaud your mental/psychological problems.
No.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 02, 2015 10:25 PM (oa/c7)

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Yup.
It's gone from..."You must be tolerant!"...to..."You must approve! And demonstratethat you embrace it!"

No.

Posted by: wheatie at February 02, 2015 10:32 PM (hX3bN)

300 Scandi Hobo - Congrats!
I'm a bit jealous, because I love babies.

They taste just like chicken!

Posted by: shredded chi at February 02, 2015 10:32 PM (j2epx)

301 @ 290

Even better, they also give you granddaughters to do the same with.

just ask the man who knows.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 02, 2015 10:33 PM (jeCnD)

302 OK.... can't square this circle...

1... Feminist you are all Rapists circles...

2... the popularity of 50 Shades of Grey...

Posted by: BB Wolf at February 02, 2015 10:33 PM (qh617)

303 296,

between my Raiders sucking and Iraq, yes it was...lol.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 10:33 PM (OsWis)

304 Belichek is the Dick Cheney of the NFL.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 10:33 PM (ucDmr)

305 I thought wearing nice clothes and trying to look attractive while "singing" was also oppression by the evil pale-triarchy.

Femynyst FAIL.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 02, 2015 10:33 PM (oa/c7)

306 A Moose once vaccinated my sister.

No, realli!

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at February 02, 2015 10:33 PM (Rb6mu)

307 Thanks all for the congratulations!

Good time to start practicing your shotgun marksmanship.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 02, 2015 10:29 PM (UVfht)

And already working on that one too!

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo who doesn't want to be turned into jerky at February 02, 2015 10:33 PM (8gpAQ)

308 Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo who doesn't want to be turned into jerky at February 02, 2015 10:24 PM (8gpAQ)

Congrats!

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 02, 2015 10:34 PM (+XMAD)

309 It's been a difficult decade.
Posted by: Infidel at February 02, 2015 10:32 PM (stOlJ)

******

As a Bears fan, it's been a difficult,generation and a half. I do have lots of free time post season, as do Bears players and staff. So, that's nice.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at February 02, 2015 10:34 PM (o/3Hk)

310 Oh.
My.
Gawd.

That *wailing* is beyond pathetic.

If it's what feminism is all about, then I can see why some women become dudes.

Send this to Bruce Jenner-- betcha he reconsiders!

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at February 02, 2015 10:34 PM (rhjQp)

311 296 As a Raiders fan,

It's been a difficult decade.

Posted by: Infidel at February 02, 2015 10:32 PM (stOlJ)

/Looks at his Raiders Romanowski Jersey...

You aint kiddin...

Posted by: BB Wolf at February 02, 2015 10:34 PM (qh617)

312 Everyone has to read Michael Austin article at NRO that hints at what Ds are going to do to destroy Scott Walker. I haven't clicked link to Slate article yet.

We've got to attack first!

Posted by: Carol at February 02, 2015 10:34 PM (sj3Ax)

313 311,

I was wearing my Marcus Allen jersey yesterday...and watching Raider highlight clips...

*sigh*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 10:36 PM (OsWis)

314 As a Bears fan, it's been a difficult,generation and a half. I do have lots of free time post season, as do Bears players and staff. So, that's nice.

My sympathies and understanding. I think the last time the Raiders were in a superbowl is the day my grandson died. Made the the game irrelevant.

Posted by: Infidel at February 02, 2015 10:36 PM (stOlJ)

315 301 Irongrandpa. True it's odd that the grandkids are way more interested in hunting than my girls were. Of course I didn't like hanging out with my dad as much as with my grandpa either.

Posted by: Redshirt at February 02, 2015 10:37 PM (Ae09I)

316 they lost in the SB three months before I deployed to Iraq.

Pretty easy for me to remember, for some reason...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 10:37 PM (OsWis)

317 Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 10:31 PM (ucDmr)

Oh, I want to hate them on principle, but I like Sherman and Lynch and Wilson.

Carroll and Clinton are total dopplegangers.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 02, 2015 10:38 PM (Pauop)

318 Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 10:31 PM (ucDmr)

Oh, I want to hate them on principle, but I like Sherman and Lynch and Wilson.

Carroll and Clinton are total dopplegangers.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 02, 2015 10:38 PM (Pauop)

319 I bet you guys (& gals) have a framed pic of Bradshaw or Lambert in the dining room...

Posted by: shredded chi at February 02, 2015 10:38 PM (j2epx)

320 So sorry about your grandson, Infidel. Must have been heartbreaking.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 02, 2015 10:38 PM (oa/c7)

321 "We've got to attack first!"

Carol, we could arrange for these screeching broads to "sing" at the Dem Convention?

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at February 02, 2015 10:38 PM (rhjQp)

322 314,

My condolences....damn.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 10:38 PM (OsWis)

323 312: This state attached Walker constantly with the best they had and could import. He never flinched. The guy is definitely not a pussy.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 10:38 PM (ucDmr)

324 Yes, I remember. Glad you made it back safe! And thank you.

Posted by: Infidel at February 02, 2015 10:38 PM (stOlJ)

325 I don't like the Seahawks, but I like Russell Wilson. However, to see the Seahawks lose it like that yesterday felt sweet, just because of the massive heartbreak of 2 weeks ago.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 02, 2015 10:38 PM (+XMAD)

326 "Not worth the risk. 35db plugs, minimum."

The full ear-muffs get in the way of the "motor boating"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2015 10:39 PM (130W5)

327 Bitches sound like they gettin' run over by a Escalade.

Posted by: Suge Knight at February 02, 2015 10:39 PM (lG2E3)

328 317: Tammy, twatwaffles works better for me.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 10:40 PM (ucDmr)

329 Oh, and cats in heat sound better than these harridans.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 02, 2015 10:40 PM (+XMAD)

330 These literally screaming harpies are also wearing make-up such as lipstick.

Another Femynyst FAIL.

Nice hair?

Another Femynyst FAIL.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 02, 2015 10:40 PM (oa/c7)

331 329,

Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 10:40 PM (OsWis)

332 Chique and SMFH. Thanks, it was sids. Not as painful as it once was.

Posted by: Infidel at February 02, 2015 10:40 PM (stOlJ)

333 That noise is enough to cause Beethoven to start decomposing in his grave.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 02, 2015 10:41 PM (NeFrd)

334 325: Donna I see the Seahawks imploding soon. Carrol has no control of that locker room. He never left USC.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 10:41 PM (ucDmr)

335 Chavez,
Comparing Belichek to Cheney is a compliment. Cheney was most informed & worked from Ford admin to Bush.
I wish he ran for president but he inspires too much hate.

I've never hated anyone except one & it's the JEF.

Hate is a strong word & people use it too lightly INHO.

Posted by: Carol at February 02, 2015 10:42 PM (sj3Ax)

336 314 infidel wow can't imagine the pain. Hope you got some good times with him that you can remember.

Posted by: Redshirt at February 02, 2015 10:42 PM (Ae09I)

337 I feel the same way Carol. Not sure our Country will ever recover from the JEF.

Posted by: Infidel at February 02, 2015 10:43 PM (stOlJ)

338 ONT is NOOD!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at February 02, 2015 10:44 PM (16bOT)

339 BTW, the howling harpies are wearing makeup and evening gowns. What's up with that? They're trying to look attractive and then they open their mouths and sound like howler monkeys. I thought cosmetics and cleavage and sparkly gowns exposed women to the evil "make gaze" and so true feminists are supposed to look like Andrea Dworkin.

C'mon womyn - you're supposed to make men's ears AND eyes bleed.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 02, 2015 10:44 PM (+XMAD)

340 That noise is enough to cause Beethoven to start decomposing in his grave.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 02, 2015 10:41 PM (NeFrd)

More like climb out of his grave to bitch slap them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2015 10:44 PM (FMbng)

341 Held him once. They lived in Denver. I am on the West Slope. He was only a couple months old. He with God now.

Posted by: Infidel at February 02, 2015 10:45 PM (stOlJ)

342 These chicks are like the aliens in invasion of the body snatchers.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2015 10:46 PM (FMbng)

343 Leave it to feminists to take the fun/enjoyment out of music.

Posted by: hadoop at February 02, 2015 10:47 PM (2X7pN)

344 Infidel,
I'm very sorry about your grandson. I don't like to talk or write about things. He's with God.

We need Scotg Walker & Ds are already intent on destroying him. I'd say Cruz & I love him but senators make bad presidents. Someone here, sorry I don't remember who, said Cruz is better SCOTUS material. That's perfect for him.

Posted by: Carol at February 02, 2015 10:47 PM (sj3Ax)

345 ONT Up!

Posted by: Carol at February 02, 2015 10:48 PM (sj3Ax)

346 Cheers to family past and present. Without them life is just passing time.

Posted by: Redshirt at February 02, 2015 10:48 PM (Ae09I)

347 Redshirt,
That's true. People come & go & we have no control over it.
I believe all is in God's hands.

Posted by: Carol at February 02, 2015 10:52 PM (sj3Ax)

348 If a Howler got his balls caught in the thorns of an acacia tree that vid would be the sound track

Posted by: Zombie Marlin Perkins at February 02, 2015 10:53 PM (XYKz+)

349 When I played the video, the look I got from my dog was priceless...

Posted by: HeavyG at February 02, 2015 11:24 PM (2w1Hk)

350 I hit this sucker right after "If you were a dinosaur, my love." My whole left side will not stop twitching. Gonna be a long night. (Sigh)

Posted by: Apprentice Doppelganger at February 02, 2015 11:53 PM (TqyFL)

351 Conan, that was awesome.

Posted by: Sobek at February 03, 2015 12:48 AM (2DgxT)

352 Channel up your inner Helen Reddy and sing along...

I am woman hear me whine,
in numbers too big to ex-pline
and I know too much to go back and pretend

I am just a little mouse
who should be home keeping house
and no one's ever going to get me outside again!

Yes, I am wise
but it's wisdom borne of pain
Yes, I am I've paid the price
But look how much I have gained!

If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong
I am invincible
I am a woman, W-O-M-A-N!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh8ZpZkUr2Y

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at February 03, 2015 03:35 AM (ZPOAu)

353 I couldn't make it past the first round of howls and screeches. Did they manage to scare off the rival troop of baboons?

Posted by: Dgax at February 03, 2015 04:20 AM (5fVIl)

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