aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
What?
Um, Bruce Jenner is "transitioning into a woman"...
Bruce Jenner will open up to Diane Sawyer about transitioning to life as a woman. ... Last week, stepdaughter Kim Kardashian talked about Jenner’s "journey," which is expected to be a plot point on the upcoming season of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians." Jenner's children and stepchildren reportedly are supportive. "I think everyone goes through things in life and I think that story and what Bruce is going through, I think he’ll share whenever the time is right," said Kardashian, 34. "I feel like that’s his journey to talk about."Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian is showing her naked, get this, ass again, and this time it's... weirder than usual.
SNEAK PEAK: Kim Kardashian West styled in Prada by Katie Grand for LOVE Magazine. Photo by Steven Klein #BOOM pic.twitter.com/u4E2YcYzxa
— KKW (@MolestMeKardash) February 2, 2015Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 02, 2015 07:53 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 02, 2015 07:54 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: gm at February 02, 2015 07:55 PM (/kBoL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 07:55 PM (FsuaD)
Give *us* time...
//The LGBTABCXYZ SJW Militia
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 02, 2015 07:55 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at February 02, 2015 07:55 PM (1SAjh)
No? Then he's still a dude.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 07:55 PM (ZPrif)
With a steamroller or a matter ionizer maybe...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 02, 2015 07:56 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 07:56 PM (ucDmr)
And I like the bent-over chick look.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 07:56 PM (ZPrif)
Also let this be a cautionary tale for any man considering getting involved with the Kardashians.
Posted by: Maetenloch at February 02, 2015 07:56 PM (pAlYe)
It breaks my heart I cheered my ass off for him when I was 4....there were pictures of it and everything.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 02, 2015 07:56 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Shorty at February 02, 2015 07:57 PM (aRUb8)
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 02, 2015 07:57 PM (rwI+c)
Kardassian Kraykray is so virulent you can get it third hand vaginally...
//Your friends at HHS
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 02, 2015 07:57 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2015 07:57 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Elize Nayden at February 02, 2015 07:57 PM (0MNag)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 07:58 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 07:58 PM (ucDmr)
Also let this be a cautionary tale for any man considering getting involved with the Kardashians.
Posted by: Maetenloch at February 02, 2015 07:56 PM (pAlYe)
Amen
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2015 07:58 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 02, 2015 07:58 PM (scgac)
A dude who takes estrogen injections is ... just a dude who takes estrogen injections.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 07:58 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at February 02, 2015 07:58 PM (A1Dcl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 07:59 PM (FsuaD)
If by "woman" you mean "fully articulated cyborg military walker from star wars" yes yes she is...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 02, 2015 07:59 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Redshirt at February 02, 2015 07:59 PM (Ae09I)
Posted by: Bureau of Panzerfausts at February 02, 2015 07:59 PM (t+7Ge)
Posted by: fluffy at February 02, 2015 07:59 PM (Ua6T/)
I couldn't say where she's coming' from,
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 02, 2015 07:59 PM (rwI+c)
Waiting for the first moron to say, "I'd hit it."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 07:55 PM (FsuaD)
We're Morons. We're not Stupid.
Posted by: filbert at February 02, 2015 07:59 PM (xr58G)
Posted by: Y-not at February 02, 2015 07:59 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Jenny Hopes Her Vision Is Bad at February 02, 2015 07:59 PM (1SAjh)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2015 08:00 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Baraka O'bama at February 02, 2015 08:00 PM (WEnOS)
Posted by: Lizabth at February 02, 2015 08:00 PM (4xOW+)
ON the plus side, his risk of prostate cancer is going way down.
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 02, 2015 08:00 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: HR GO CYCLONES! at February 02, 2015 08:00 PM (ImIut)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 08:00 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: A sack of potatoes at February 02, 2015 08:01 PM (Dwehj)
I'm so over this trans business. Used to be a few people who deserved our pity and now it's just too much.
Posted by: Lea - Sorry make that Miss Leaette at February 02, 2015 08:01 PM (vmMMi)
Chelsea maybe? It seems to be popular now a days
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2015 08:01 PM (nzKvP)
She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum
I don't mind that she called me a bum,
But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
(So I got down to it)
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 02, 2015 08:01 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at February 02, 2015 08:01 PM (UvR6d)
And it's sad. I've read that a high percentage of people who go through these "transitioning" surgeries end up regretting them. That makes sense, too, but we're not allowed to shine a light on that because the culture warriors won't stand for it.
You can't mutilate yourself into something better than you are.
Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at February 02, 2015 08:01 PM (YZcNj)
ON the plus side, his risk of prostate cancer is going way down.
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 02, 2015 08:00 PM (rwI+c)
but his balls are deflating!
Posted by: SeeHawk Fan at February 02, 2015 08:01 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 08:02 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: John Skookum at February 02, 2015 08:02 PM (VFRpK)
Posted by: wth at February 02, 2015 08:02 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 02, 2015 08:02 PM (X9Mnx)
Posted by: fluffy at February 02, 2015 08:02 PM (Ua6T/)
---
So does he. Maybe if you can't beat 'em, join 'em?
Oof, that can be taken several ways...
Posted by: Jenny Hopes Her Vision Is Bad at February 02, 2015 08:02 PM (1SAjh)
Posted by: "Mrs." Garrison at February 02, 2015 08:02 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2015 08:03 PM (/GgDU)
Lay off the lip injections, dudette.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 08:03 PM (FsuaD)
Also let this be a cautionary tale for any man considering getting involved with the Kardashians.
Posted by: Maetenloch at February 02, 2015 07:56 PM (pAlYe)>>>
.. .. because you might change to a woman?
Posted by: gm at February 02, 2015 08:03 PM (/kBoL)
He will always be a he, just like Chastity Bono remains a female despite bodily mutilation, hormone injections, and assuming the name "Chaz".
But you can be charged with creating a "hostile work environment" or other thought-crime for daring to state the truth.
But then, courts in Canada and most other English-speaking (for now) countries have explicitly stated that the truth can be punished if it is politically incorrect.
Posted by: Thoughtcriminal Nº 1138 at February 02, 2015 08:03 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: fluffy at February 02, 2015 08:03 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: The Truth, the whole Truth etc. at February 02, 2015 08:03 PM (6jKOp)
I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb
An' applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb
But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm,
Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 02, 2015 08:03 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Y-not at February 02, 2015 08:04 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Assterotal the Philosopher at February 02, 2015 08:04 PM (aRUb8)
Posted by: Maetenloch at February 02, 2015 07:56 PM (pAlYe)
-------------------------
I for one wont be shedding any tears for Kanye West.
Posted by: Elize Nayden at February 02, 2015 08:04 PM (0MNag)
Someone stop western civilization, I want off.
Posted by: Doctor Cynic at February 02, 2015 08:04 PM (rzggC)
Posted by: Sheryl "Dingleberries" Crow at February 02, 2015 08:04 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2015 08:03 PM (/GgDU)
Tiberius chopped off a boy's tackle and then married him, so, we're keeping pace to be overrun by the Goths
Posted by: MikeH at February 02, 2015 08:04 PM (4OZqu)
Thank you...you win 15 intrawebz...
I am saddened an American Icon is going as batshit as the nation did in Nov '08
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 02, 2015 08:04 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Dave S. at February 02, 2015 08:04 PM (UvR6d)
Kardashin look like a freaky dwarf.
Posted by: Shorty at February 02, 2015 07:57 PM (aRUb
Yeah, WTF was that?!I would have guessed the morphed a Kardashin pic with that of a pig.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 02, 2015 08:04 PM (NaeCR)
Thank you, media, for keeping me informed on world events that truly matter.
Posted by: @votermom at February 02, 2015 08:05 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 02, 2015 08:05 PM (rwI+c)
I LOVE the fact that the kids are all, "Dad is soooo happy! We are too!"
I'd be in a corner, contemplating how to kill myself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 08:05 PM (FsuaD)
Who does this turn on?
Suppose it's because I'm an 'ette...
Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2015 08:05 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: gm at February 02, 2015 08:03 PM (/kBoL)
Or be driven to it. Otherwise it's burned-body-with-matching-dentalwork-and-flee-to-Mexico time. And that's a lot of work.
Posted by: Maetenloch at February 02, 2015 08:05 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Fritz at February 02, 2015 08:05 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 02, 2015 08:06 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at February 02, 2015 08:01 PM (YZcNj)
Yeah probably. They are screwed up in the head and believe that if they finally get the "right" genitalia they will be better. But then it winds up that they they are not any different, that the surgery didn't "fix" them, and that probably makes it even worse.
Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2015 08:06 PM (z/Ubi)
The world was his oyster...
and now he wants to shed his evidently...
it's tragic.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 02, 2015 08:06 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 02, 2015 08:06 PM (rwI+c)
They are genetic males who don't respond to androgen and don't develop male external genitalia.
Human bodies develop female genitalia without male hormones.
So these are boys who look externally like girls. And it can not even be realized until puberty when the girl never menstruates since there's no internal plumbing.
There have been several top female athletes thought or proven to be androgen-insensitive males. They tend to be lesbians and mannish.
But, in this case, they really are male at the cellular, genetic level.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 08:06 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: wth at February 02, 2015 08:06 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: fly gal at February 02, 2015 08:07 PM (pq76f)
Waiting for the first moron to say, "I'd hit it."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 07:55 PM (FsuaD)
No way.
Posted by: Morons that say I'd hit it to everything including the chicken at February 02, 2015 08:07 PM (8OfdL)
Also let this be a cautionary tale for any man considering getting involved with the Kardashians.
Posted by: Maetenloch at February 02, 2015 07:56 PM (pAlYe)
Except that a man cannot in reality "change" into a woman. Acceptance of insanity doesn't make it any less insane.
Posted by: cm9000 at February 02, 2015 08:07 PM (8zCR+)
Who does this turn on?
Suppose it's because I'm an 'ette...
Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2015 08:05 PM (ABcz/)
Blame Sir Mix A Lot, never should have knighted him
Sir Mix A Lot - Baby Got Back
Blame Sir Miz-A-Lothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JphDdGV2TU
Posted by: Queen Elizabeth at February 02, 2015 08:07 PM (4OZqu)
Mooch's ass: Huge and disgusting
Kim's ass: Huge and amazing
Or does the head and body being attached to said ass have something to do with the hypocrisy?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 08:07 PM (FsuaD)
As to KK and that trunk, whatevs. I never understood the attraction of what I presume is a black thang, harkening back to earlier rap I listened to such as NWA, singing about the "bitches with the big butts" and "think ya gonna [?] me, cuz' ya got a big behind" and the like. Before that, my association would go back 3 decades to pictures in stories from Africa in National Geographic where the woman with big butts looked real proud of same. Can one with White Privilege claim White Ignorance or is that racist? Seriously.
Posted by: John Doe@Another Quidam at February 02, 2015 08:07 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2015 08:01 PM (nzKvP)
Hillary.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 08:07 PM (oKE6c)
Now, THIS Is good news!
* i really looked up to that freak after the '76 Olympics.
Posted by: shredded chi at February 02, 2015 08:08 PM (j2epx)
Posted by: Redshirt at February 02, 2015 08:08 PM (Ae09I)
Posted by: lowandslow at February 02, 2015 08:08 PM (+ebSh)
I wonder if he has a completely different mental (or physical) illness, and someone's taking advantage of it to push this on him for the show.
Posted by: HR trinkt Bier at February 02, 2015 08:08 PM (ImIut)
Posted by: rickl at February 02, 2015 08:08 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at February 02, 2015 08:08 PM (A1Dcl)
Posted by: AmishDude at February 02, 2015 08:08 PM (b4b5c)
Like laughing at her
She has a daughter for goodness sake. Awful. Awful
And him too. There should be a reboot of the story of Narcissis. Set in our day. For the selfie obsessed generation.
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at February 02, 2015 08:08 PM (zOTsN)
Yep, Renee Richards apparently did.
I am unnerved by the "man" who transitioned to being so and yet still carried several children. Pregnant man! the MSM keeps crowing. No.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2015 08:08 PM (ABcz/)
I guess the only question left is whether Bruce will sleep with black dudes when s/he's a woman.
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 02, 2015 08:09 PM (bS6uW)
Michelle Obama *is* a man....
Played center for the Knicks in the 80s and 90s...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at February 02, 2015 08:09 PM (/4AZU)
No? Then he's still a dude.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 07:55 PM (ZPrif)
You're just anti-science.
Posted by: AmishDude at February 02, 2015 08:09 PM (b4b5c)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 08:09 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Stella Walsh at February 02, 2015 08:09 PM (igEaG)
Leave the liberals out of this.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 08:09 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: SpongeBobButters at February 02, 2015 08:09 PM (zauWW)
I don't even feel anger about our stupid culture. Just sad for a very troubled man.
Posted by: Lauren at February 02, 2015 08:09 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Fritz at February 02, 2015 08:09 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: biancaneve at February 02, 2015 08:09 PM (6Turu)
Posted by: wth at February 02, 2015 08:09 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 08:10 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Captain Crunch at February 02, 2015 08:10 PM (t+7Ge)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 02, 2015 08:10 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: Two watermelons crammed into a pair of pantyhose at February 02, 2015 08:10 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 08:10 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 02, 2015 08:10 PM (kdS6q)
1. It's ugly
2. It's stupid
3. It's grotesque
4. It's insane
5 - And all of it should be sneered, mocked, and dismissed like the embarrassing antics of a chicken-fucking turd-flinging monkey exhibit.
There are no things to empathize with, no "struggles" to feel sympathy for. These are broken-souled self-centered dingleberries shitting on our spare time.
It's time to tell these promoters of ugly the best response for their incoherent screams for attention - "No thanks, go kill yourself."
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 02, 2015 08:11 PM (scgac)
Posted by: ALH at February 02, 2015 08:11 PM (btTLZ)
Some of them are. Google "Trans-exclusionary radical feminism" if you dare.
Posted by: HR trinkt Bier at February 02, 2015 08:11 PM (ImIut)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 02, 2015 08:11 PM (0LHZx)
He was schizophrenic and the son of one of the profs.
He tried to kill himself twice in college. That was what I heard, at least.
He freaked me out so I avoided him like the plague. Spooky dude.
Years later, I heard he got sent to jail for some type of sex crime. I didn't ask the specifics. I didn't want to know.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 08:11 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 08:11 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2015 08:11 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 08:11 PM (oKE6c)
No? Then he's still a dude.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 07:55 PM (ZPrif)
^This. Which is why sort of thing should be called what it is - "genitoplasty" - rather than "sex change operation. " "Sex change," in addition to being inaccurate, puts him in a SJW protected class. Genitoplasty means he's just a freak getting plastic surgery on his genitals. Words matter.
Posted by: Dante at February 02, 2015 08:12 PM (FFzCP)
Posted by: @votermom at February 02, 2015 08:12 PM (cbfNE)
I'm not sure this is an improvement over the vaccination thread.
Posted by: rickl at February 02, 2015 08:08 PM (sdi6R)
..................
At least everyone seems to agree that's one weird looking ass to be flashing to the world.
Posted by: wth at February 02, 2015 08:12 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 02, 2015 08:12 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at February 02, 2015 08:12 PM (zOTsN)
And Kim's looking pretty equestrian as well.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 02, 2015 08:12 PM (RubNX)
Posted by: dartist at February 02, 2015 08:12 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 08:12 PM (FsuaD)
Instead we'll pretend that mutiliating their body by cutting off his dick and balls will cure everything. Instead of giving these people real help, the gay mafia will encourage sex changes because it somehow helps their cause.
They really should lock doctors up that do sex change operations.
Posted by: Kal at February 02, 2015 08:12 PM (fEL7T)
But if there's ever a vaccine that's 99% effective and killing this Bruce Jenner kind of shit with fire, I'll line up the entire clan and take three shots myself - just for the sake of fairness.
Honest to God. That's freaky.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 02, 2015 08:12 PM (9m68G)
Posted by: Rand Paul at February 02, 2015 08:13 PM (RubNX)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at February 02, 2015 08:13 PM (9tzvc)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at February 02, 2015 08:13 PM (zOTsN)
Did any of you 'rons notice that nekkid butt woman is holding a cigarette?
Posted by: @votermom at February 02, 2015 08:12 PM (cbfNE)
...................
So that's where she pulled the cig from?
Posted by: wth at February 02, 2015 08:13 PM (wAQA5)
I feel like we're being punked. First TV made it seem like there are gay people (a small percentage of the population) everywhere, and now they're going to push to make it look like there are trans people everywhere.
Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at February 02, 2015 08:13 PM (YZcNj)
Obama on autism & vaccines: "The science right now is inconclusive, but we have to research it." 4/08 prospect.org/article/all-three-candidates-have-spoken-about-link-between-vaccines-and-autism
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 08:13 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 02, 2015 08:13 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Redshirt at February 02, 2015 08:13 PM (Ae09I)
people who go through these "transitioning" surgeries end up regretting
them. ....
Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington)
~~~~~~~~
He/She/H[sh]e/? has been thinking and going at it for 30 years. Seems well thought out in this case.
When it's done, however, and he/she/h[sh]e/? considers him/her/?self a women, it would suck if he/she/h[sh]e/? had one of those female moments and changed his/her/? mind like my wife has with respect to an outfit she just got.
Posted by: John Doe@Another Quidam at February 02, 2015 08:14 PM (g1MTt)
Mandatory universal vaccinations now!!!
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 02, 2015 08:14 PM (jIz8A)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at February 02, 2015 08:15 PM (RubNX)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 08:15 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 02, 2015 08:15 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at February 02, 2015 08:12 PM (zOTsN)
____________
Ever attend a kids' recital or play or whatever? Nobody actually watches. Every parent is filming.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 02, 2015 08:15 PM (0LHZx)
Transgender woman could make history as Gov.-elect Tom Wolf's physician general http://s.pennlive.com/6jdxpfM via @pennlive
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 08:15 PM (ZPrif)
I've read that a high percentage of
people who go through these "transitioning" surgeries end up regretting
them. ....
Once you've cut your dick and balls off, what's next?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 08:15 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 02, 2015 08:15 PM (bS6uW)
Yep, it was removed from DSM, so there is no longer a valid, accepted mental illness diagnosis for being you were born the wrong sex.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2015 08:15 PM (ABcz/)
--
Body dysmorphic disorder
Posted by: @votermom at February 02, 2015 08:15 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Jenny Hopes Her Vision Is Bad at February 02, 2015 08:15 PM (1SAjh)
Posted by: wth at February 02, 2015 08:15 PM (wAQA5)
BTW - root cause? Appearing with The Village People in "Can't Stop the Music".
Gives a guy -- ideas.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 02, 2015 08:16 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Jane58 at February 02, 2015 08:16 PM (oLZsm)
Posted by: avi at February 02, 2015 08:16 PM (viqX2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 08:07 PM (FsuaD)
Probably has something to do with it. A pretty face can overcome a lot. But I have always found the massive ass fetish bizarre. It is is too bovine.
Posted by: cm9000 at February 02, 2015 08:16 PM (8zCR+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 08:16 PM (FsuaD)
Well after the vows there's usually a recessional and a dinner party.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 02, 2015 08:17 PM (mx5oN)
Kink Kardashian?
i don get the fascination with that gal - speaking as a normal, virile guy - she is just gross. I would turn her down if she hit on me at my local dive bar.
Posted by: shredded chi at February 02, 2015 08:17 PM (j2epx)
Posted by: avi at February 02, 2015 08:16 PM (viqX2)
Just wait until he gets a complete makeover on the Kardashians' show....
Posted by: Maetenloch at February 02, 2015 08:17 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Sigmando Freund at February 02, 2015 08:18 PM (aRUb8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2015 08:18 PM (nzKvP)
Once you've cut your dick and balls off, what's next?
Well after the vows there's usually a recessional and a dinner party.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 02, 2015 08:17 PM (mx5oN)
Wine snorted up nose burns. Thanks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 08:18 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 02, 2015 08:18 PM (9m68G)
He isn't becoming a woman. He is becoming a mentally I'll horribly mutilated man
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at February 02, 2015 08:18 PM (zOTsN)
Maybe, but who gives a shit?
If he wants to take hormones, get fake tits and dress as a woman with his own money, fine.
Even if I don't really consider the end result to be a true woman, it costs me nothing to address him / her as Brenda instead of Bruce.
Now when someone insists that their surgery and treatments be paid for by me with tax or insurance money, it's a different story.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 02, 2015 08:19 PM (X9Mnx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 08:19 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: John Doe@Another Quidam at February 02, 2015 08:19 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: @votermom at February 02, 2015 08:12 PM (cbfNE)
Damn - so smoking causes big butts??
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 08:19 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Butt-ered Toast at February 02, 2015 08:19 PM (t+7Ge)
Posted by: dartist at February 02, 2015 08:19 PM (ahBY0)
Like with big lips and big tits there is a point where they go from sexually appealing to cartoonishly freaky. I don't think kardashian's ass is at that point in reality, but that photo sure makes it look like it is.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 02, 2015 08:19 PM (MuTCb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 08:12 PM (FsuaD)
This era started with J-Lo. Her fat ass became a 'booty.' After that, everything changed.
Posted by: joefl65 at February 02, 2015 08:20 PM (UFV5W)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 02, 2015 08:20 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Mike Cuttheshit at February 02, 2015 08:20 PM (aRUb8)
Once you've cut your dick and balls off, what's next?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 08:15 PM (FsuaD)
................................I don't know, the fingers and toes may not be as tasty.
Posted by: Stephen King at February 02, 2015 08:20 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 02, 2015 08:21 PM (XO6WW)
Lots of female athletes have cheated with testosterone to get stronger and manlier. They are still women. Just women who need to shave
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 08:21 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Couchfucker at February 02, 2015 08:21 PM (8ZskC)
It's got it's own gravitational field.
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 02, 2015 08:21 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: A.G. at February 02, 2015 08:21 PM (A20O4)
And can masturbate with a FleshLight.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 02, 2015 08:22 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at February 02, 2015 08:22 PM (zOTsN)
Pennsylvania is making a tranny the state surgeon general.
Transgender woman could make history as Gov.-elect Tom Wolf's physician general http://s.pennlive.com/6jdxpfM via @pennlive
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 08:15 PM (ZPrif)
All this time we thought the liberals were talking about high speed trains.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 08:22 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 02, 2015 08:22 PM (jIz8A)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 08:22 PM (ZPrif)
You get offered a six-figure salary to write for The Washington Post?
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 02, 2015 08:22 PM (X9Mnx)
Posted by: Redshirt at February 02, 2015 08:23 PM (Ae09I)
Just asking for a friend.
Posted by: Chaz Bono at February 02, 2015 08:23 PM (7wdkE)
Posted by: Fritz at February 02, 2015 08:23 PM (UzPAd)
---
Fair point.
We're discussing Jenner because he's a celebrity, though. I don't think most of us would care much if someone next door wanted to switch from Robert to Diane or whatever.
Posted by: Jenny Hopes Her Vision Is Bad at February 02, 2015 08:23 PM (1SAjh)
Did any of you 'rons notice that nekkid butt woman is holding a cigarette?
...........
Would have been a better if the photographer had caught her lighting that fart with the same match for the cig.
Posted by: wth at February 02, 2015 08:23 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 08:23 PM (oKE6c)
Once you've cut your dick and balls off, what's next?
You get offered a six-figure salary to write for The Washington Post?
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 02, 2015 08:22 PM (X9Mnx)
You get a gig on Morning Joe.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 08:23 PM (FsuaD)
If he wants to take hormones, get fake tits and dress as a woman with his own money, fine.
Even if I don't really consider the end result to be a true woman, it costs me nothing to address him / her as Brenda instead of Bruce.
Now when someone insists that their surgery and treatments be paid for by me with tax or insurance money, it's a different story.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 02, 2015 08:19 PM (X9Mnx)
They're demanding that we pretend reality isn't what it is, that we engage in a mass delusion for their benefit. That is never healthy for a society.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 02, 2015 08:23 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: ALH at February 02, 2015 08:24 PM (btTLZ)
Posted by: not the mama at February 02, 2015 08:24 PM (5dxeo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Wait. I'm thinking...
Posted by: John Boehner at February 02, 2015 08:24 PM (3rrMW)
Posted by: Badda Bing at February 02, 2015 08:25 PM (Msg5U)
Obviously, First Lady. It's been done twice already.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 08:25 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: ALH at February 02, 2015 08:24 PM (btTLZ)
There's a difference between having curves and looking like you're smuggling a VW Beetle in the back of your pants.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 02, 2015 08:25 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: shredded chi at February 02, 2015 08:25 PM (j2epx)
If he wants to take hormones, get fake tits and dress as a woman with his own money, fine.
Interestingly, it seems that a lot of these "transitions" involve an imposition on friends and family. And restroom patrons.
Note that Bruce (finally!) gets attention. Suddenly everything's about him now.
But if he wants to be someone else, why isn't it OK for people to decide they don't know this new person and would rather not get to know her?
Posted by: AmishDude at February 02, 2015 08:25 PM (b4b5c)
Same as the cost of forcing me to say 2+2 = 5.
I won't do either.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 08:25 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: John Boehner at February 02, 2015 08:24 PM (3rrMW)
Thinking? You know.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 08:26 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
How about the crawlspace under Kim's ass?
Posted by: Aviator at February 02, 2015 08:26 PM (3rrMW)
There's a difference between having curves and looking like you're smuggling a VW Beetle in the back of your pants.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 02, 2015 08:25 PM (mx5oN)
Too much junk in the trunk.
Posted by: ALH at February 02, 2015 08:26 PM (btTLZ)
I'm pretty sure he's a "bottom", IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 02, 2015 08:26 PM (X9Mnx)
I prefer my nutcases to live at least four miles away.
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 02, 2015 08:26 PM (rwI+c)
I'll stick with T's bony ass I think
Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 02, 2015 08:26 PM (QY6Dj)
Those aren't curves...they're burial mounds.
Posted by: Two watermelons crammed into a pair of pantyhose at February 02, 2015 08:26 PM (Dwehj)
and manlier. They are still women. Just women who need to shave
Yeah, but a lot of these trans ladies expect to compete against actual women, which is not fair given there are a lot of other physical differences between men and women beside naughty bits. Otherwise we wouldn't have so many sex-segregated sports.
The absolute worst example of this is MMA fighter Fallon Fox, who does *not* hit like a girl.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2015 08:27 PM (ABcz/)
Jenner is a homo and can't face the facts
Posted by: Mike Cuttheshit
Kinda doubt that, or at least willing to say maybe/maybe not.
What I'd guess is going on is here's a man who had fame in his youth, but now he's been eclipsed by all the women around him.
His cry for attention.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 02, 2015 08:27 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at February 02, 2015 08:27 PM (zOTsN)
Let me go chug a gallon of cheap booze just so I can blot that picture from my short term memory.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2015 08:27 PM (I7upL)
Posted by: edj at February 02, 2015 08:27 PM (klzyR)
But, when you put your celebutard ass out there, then you open yourself up to any and all less than kind comments.
Which is one of many reasons I would never hope to be a celebrity.
So, anyone feeling sorry for Kim and her step/daddy/mom....STF....nevermind.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 08:28 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Squirrel at February 02, 2015 08:28 PM (1pMFa)
Posted by: Aviator at February 02, 2015 08:26 PM (3rrMW)
Not a chance. Same principle.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 08:28 PM (oKE6c)
but they're perfectly fine with someone cutting off his testes and pumping estrogen and progesterone into his body because he doesn't naturally produce them? That's perfectly natural.
Sex changes were done 20 and 30 years ago, but they were quite rare, so we really don't know what the long-term effects (both psychological and physical) are. But, good Lord, they don't even give women the hormone treatments they used to for menopause because they discovered a link with breast cancer. And that was giving females female hormones, not flooding their bodies with male hormones they don't produce in any large amounts.
Giving a man female hormones shows like the sort of thing Mengele would have eventually experimented with if the Nazis had won the war.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 02, 2015 08:28 PM (+XMAD)
They're demanding that we pretend reality isn't what it is, that we engage in a mass delusion for their benefit. That is never healthy for a society.
And don't forget step two. If you don't accept it then you must have your life ruined because you refused to call a man "she"
Posted by: Buzzion at February 02, 2015 08:29 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Redshirt at February 02, 2015 08:29 PM (Ae09I)
Morons - how many women have WE tried to transition into back in our day ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 02, 2015 08:29 PM (9m68G)
Posted by: Aviator at February 02, 2015 08:26 PM (3rrMW)
Not a chance. Same principle.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 08:28 PM (oKE6c)
Just imagine the size of the dingleberries.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 02, 2015 08:30 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at February 02, 2015 08:27 PM (zOTsN)
In my day, they were called "tomboys" and it was normally understood to be a phase.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 02, 2015 08:30 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: wth at February 02, 2015 08:30 PM (wAQA5)
it costs me nothing to address him/her as Brenda instead of Bruce
It normalizes it. Just like suddenly using female pronouns after Bradley Manning declared himself "Chelsea" normalizes the idea that one's sex is fluid and up to one's feelings.
Because then we must all accommodate them - which leads to chaos.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2015 08:30 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 02, 2015 08:30 PM (kdS6q)
Like Pamela Anderson before her, Kim K has turned into a bloated, cartoonish blow-up doll of herself....
Posted by: JoeF. at February 02, 2015 08:30 PM (8HGb7)
Sometime I'd like to see some regular human being take a photo of her covered ass from behind, without the lights and shadows to "fix it to look good."
I'd also pay money to watch her try to get into the seat of a roller coaster.
Posted by: Supreme Being at February 02, 2015 08:30 PM (SJ184)
Every single person I've known to "transition" ends up a basket case, unable to maintain healthy long term relationships, unable to maintain stable jobs, unable to ultimately just be a functional human being. Though to be fair, a lot of people aren't functional regardless of the whole trans business.
Recently in the last few days a good friend who I've known for several years came out to his wife and others as thinking he was trans. I know he probably was talking to others who have the same affliction and some part of my mind thinks he was almost tricked into thinking the same but at the same time I want him to be happy, but I can only see a bad end as an end result of this whole business and it just tears me up inside. And god knows if I tell him so it'll probably just end up pushing him further towards self-destruction.
Fuck.
Posted by: Gaff at February 02, 2015 08:30 PM (por3V)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2015 08:27 PM (ABcz/)
Wasn't Renee Richards (tennis player) the first to go from dude to chick and play in the women's tennis tournament's? She wasn't very good as guy but did better in the women's circuit. Gotta look it up.
Posted by: Badda Bing at February 02, 2015 08:30 PM (Msg5U)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at February 02, 2015 08:30 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 02, 2015 08:30 PM (rwI+c)
I don't care if Jenner wants to become a eunuch. Or wear lady clothes.
I care more that "tranny" is now hate speech.
Jenner is mentally ill. And, yeah, he's probably gay but somehow can't admit it, so he's convinced himself he's *really* female. Or he's just the world's biggest fame whore. Or all the above.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 08:31 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 02, 2015 08:30 PM (mx5oN)
Hey! Dinner time coming up on the West Coast, OK?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 08:31 PM (oKE6c)
How big does your ding dong have to be just to reach it?
Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 02, 2015 08:31 PM (QY6Dj)
And Kim's ass is not attractive. My God, it's got its own ZIP code.
It's got it's own gravitational field.
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 02, 2015 08:21 PM (rwI+c)
+++++++++++++++
Hell it's got it's own black hole.
Posted by: Mike Cuttheshit at February 02, 2015 08:31 PM (aRUb8)
Posted by: Empire1 at February 02, 2015 08:31 PM (YdP5b)
I know a little girl who is going through a to, boy phase and saying she
want to be a boy. Her mom thinks she is a transsexual. She is eight.
This is nuts
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at February 02, 2015 08:27 PM (zOTsN)
In my day, they were called "tomboys" and it was normally understood to be a phase.
Sweet Jeebus. I was a tomboy until I was 10. And I don't even want to get into my love of men as a young, single ATL-living woman.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 08:31 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at February 02, 2015 08:31 PM (zOTsN)
---
Fair point.
We're discussing Jenner because he's a celebrity, though. I don't
think most of us would care much if someone next door wanted to switch
from Robert to Diane or whatever.
Posted by: Jenny Hopes Her Vision Is Bad at February 02, 2015 08:23 PM (1SAjh)
No, I wouldn't care and I wouldn't treat them with respect and kindness, but I would think they were an absolute lunatic.
Posted by: cm9000 at February 02, 2015 08:31 PM (8zCR+)
Case in point: http://tinyurl.com/jw8t4yn
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 02, 2015 08:32 PM (0Ew3K)
...and you don't want "her" to share a bathroom or locker room or dorm room or sports competition with someone who is male.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2015 08:32 PM (ABcz/)
Meh. I feel badly for people in Jenner's position, and for his kids, but honestly no worse than I feel about so many other shitty choices people make in their lives. But I do recognize it's not my place to refuse to call someone Sue if that's what they call themselves.
Posted by: Jenny Hopes Her Vision Is Bad at February 02, 2015 08:32 PM (1SAjh)
The "reality" series came first.
Laurie David's Cervix's comment that he's looking for attention because the women on the show have eclipsed him seems really spot-on.
Posted by: HR trinkt Bier at February 02, 2015 08:32 PM (ImIut)
I don't think our preoccupation with having perfect skinny bodies is
healthy. Women with curves seems more natural than women who look like
teenage boys.
Posted by: ALH at February 02, 2015 08:24 PM (btTLZ)
I don't think most people have a problem with curves. Sure, some people give Christina Hendricks a hard time for being "fat," but everyone else thinks she's hot. The difference is that CH is classy and KK is just assy.
Posted by: not the mama at February 02, 2015 08:32 PM (5dxeo)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at February 02, 2015 08:30 PM (MbrzC)
Yeah OK, Vic and I would know. lol.
Posted by: Badda Bing at February 02, 2015 08:32 PM (Msg5U)
Posted by: dartist at February 02, 2015 08:32 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 02, 2015 08:30 PM (mx5oN)
Hey! Dinner time coming up on the West Coast, OK?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 08:31 PM (oKE6c)
Add a few fronds and it would look like a coconut palm up in there.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 02, 2015 08:33 PM (mx5oN)
Is his butt that big?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 08:33 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Warren Sapp at February 02, 2015 08:33 PM (aKW7k)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 08:34 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 02, 2015 08:34 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: cm9000 at February 02, 2015 08:34 PM (8zCR+)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 08:34 PM (OsWis)
The vast majority of tomboys grow out of it and meet a guy and have kids.
There's variation in humanity. Some women are more masculine and some more feminine. Some women are super girly and some women are a bit on the mannish side. They are all still women and 99% of them are still heterosexual.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 08:34 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Redshirt at February 02, 2015 08:34 PM (Ae09I)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 08:34 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 08:34 PM (CMkNk)
Yes, it is. I hope the mother comes to her senses.
Posted by: edj at February 02, 2015 08:34 PM (klzyR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 08:35 PM (FsuaD)
I guess that is the danger of surrounding yourself with sycophants, when they turn out you they can really screw you good yeah sure, you look great with your donkey ass hang out there.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2015 08:35 PM (gsfK5)
this is funny, i don't care who you are.
Posted by: redclay at February 02, 2015 08:35 PM (GM8B7)
Posted by: cm9000 at February 02, 2015 08:31 PM (8zCR+)
Yeah, yeah, but the operative question: would you look in the crawlspace under their houses?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 08:35 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: MUMR's dick at February 02, 2015 08:35 PM (3rrMW)
Posted by: Redshirt at February 02, 2015 08:34 PM (Ae09I)
I swear. Sometimes I think it has a mind of its own.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 08:36 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Redshirt at February 02, 2015 08:34 PM (Ae09I)
My brain is my second most favorite organ.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 08:36 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Warren Sapp at February 02, 2015 08:33 PM (aKW7k)
Yeah, thats some good stuff my man.
Posted by: Hugh Grant at February 02, 2015 08:36 PM (8zCR+)
Finally.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 08:35 PM (FsuaD)
sure you would and it would completely fuck up your car big time.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2015 08:36 PM (gsfK5)
I just want Freedom of Association - in this case, the freedom to not associate with him in any way whatsoever. It's an academic case - not like he and I are ever going to move in the same circles.
That shit cuts both ways. I fully support your right to shun me as well.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 02, 2015 08:37 PM (9m68G)
People who want sex changes are mentally ill, practically by definition. Helping people who hate their own bodies is difficult, because it's virtually impossible to know what sort of thing would actually help them. I doubt there are many control cases (people who don't want a sex change but get one any way) to compare against, but I have heard tell that the suicide rate among the "wants a sex change and gets one" group is higher than the "wants a sex change but doesn't get one" group.
On the gripping hand, if they want to have someone run their genitals through a cuisinart, I guess I can't really say I care, as long as I'm not footing the bill for their stupid & insane behaviour. Yes, I really mean to say, "Fuck you, Obama." here.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at February 02, 2015 08:37 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner's dick at February 02, 2015 08:37 PM (FsuaD)
You know, I know better than to buy the whole "decline and fall" thesis about Rome, but damn if it doesn't capture wholesale what we're actually going through nowadays...
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 02, 2015 08:37 PM (Y5I9o)
Posted by: eman at February 02, 2015 08:37 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 08:38 PM (oKE6c)
That Fart box on dat ho sure show her some money...
meanwhile in the her old mans grave site the earth is rumbling.
Posted by: Never Forget at February 02, 2015 08:38 PM (/WmRg)
Yeah, doesn't "T" undermine "LGB"?
The first season of Soap was quite controversial. One of the storylines was Billy Crystal was a gay guy who was dating an athlete. He was offering to have sex change surgery so that they could live together.
The gay community thought that this notion that gay men just wanted to be women was bigoted and hateful.
Gotta have a scorecard to keep up with political correctness.
Posted by: AmishDude at February 02, 2015 08:38 PM (b4b5c)
I'm really upset about this. This poor man is SICK and needs help and NO ONE is stopping him from sick-fuck surgeons from cutting off his penis.
This is insane.
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 02, 2015 08:38 PM (kgXbV)
Posted by: ALH at February 02, 2015 08:38 PM (btTLZ)
But I would hit it....from orbit...just to be sure.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2015 08:39 PM (+x9wL)
___
No offense Ace, at all, but when it comes to these nutbags: Fuck. Not given.
Posted by: TangoNine at February 02, 2015 08:39 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 02, 2015 08:39 PM (0Ew3K)
Jenner should donate his dick to the Make a Wish Foundation, or something.
Now, I condemn myself.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 08:39 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 08:35 PM (oKE6c)
What, do I live next door to John Wayne Gacy?
Posted by: Hugh Grant at February 02, 2015 08:39 PM (8zCR+)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 02, 2015 08:23 PM (10ydV)
Eh. If someone looks like a woman, can function as a woman, and is legally considered to be a woman, then I'm willing to consider them a woman. But then I give a lot of weight to functional and behavioral definitions over abstract ones.
Sure in a genetic and maybe metaphysical sense they're not really a woman but when it comes to daily interactions we tend to take people as they are without putting too much thought into the full history of their genitals or the exact makeup of their genetic structure.
Posted by: Maetenloch at February 02, 2015 08:39 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 08:39 PM (ZPrif)
Apparently their minds can never change so we all gave to change our minds to accept that.
Why can't they accept me as someone who was born knowing that some things just ain't right?
Posted by: @votermom at February 02, 2015 08:39 PM (cbfNE)
Avenge me, SOMEONE!!!
Posted by: Bruce Jenner's dick
You're getting whacked off.
One. Last. Time.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at February 02, 2015 08:39 PM (3rrMW)
Giving a man female hormones shows like the sort of thing Mengele would have eventually experimented with if the Nazis had won the war.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 02, 2015 08:28 PM (+XMAD)
Fascinating point.
Posted by: rickl at February 02, 2015 08:39 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 08:39 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2015 08:39 PM (gsfK5)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 02, 2015 08:39 PM (9m68G)
And guys would be lining up to take her out.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 02, 2015 08:39 PM (8HGb7)
Posted by: Redshirt at February 02, 2015 08:40 PM (Ae09I)
I view it as a matter of courtesy. Like when someone named "William" asked to addressed as "Bill".
I don't understand why a 65 year old man would suddenly decide to identify as a woman, but if I'm not paying for it, I don't give a shit. Why would I, except to be an overly judgmental dick about it? Want to wear a dress and be called a "she"? Fine. Just don't expect a kiss on the mouth.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 02, 2015 08:40 PM (X9Mnx)
And it must be punished with higher tax rates on all who fail to conform!
Wait, wrong thread.
Posted by: HR trinkt Bier at February 02, 2015 08:40 PM (ImIut)
It's sad that the guy I saw on the Wheaties box as a kid is now a lunatic, but then again, so many of my childhood icons are lunatics.
*shrugs*
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 08:40 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 08:40 PM (ZPrif)
What I'd guess is going on is here's a man who had fame in his youth, but now he's been eclipsed by all the women around him.
His cry for attention.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 02, 2015 08:27 PM (kdS6q)
Thats called life as you age..He's a homo and just wants it up the ass without looking like a faggot.
Posted by: Mike Cuttheshit at February 02, 2015 08:41 PM (aRUb8)
Pretty soon the only way to tell the sexes apart is to have the person try to parallel park.
I laughed. But I hate you.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 08:41 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Hugh Grant at February 02, 2015 08:39 PM (8zCR+)
You'll never know unless you get out the flashlight and check it out. If you dare ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 08:41 PM (oKE6c)
It's starting to make me think maybe Freud had a point after all and we're regressing as a society to the anal stage of development. Toddler age - fascinated by poop and where poop comes from.
Either that or leftists are simply attracted to the body part that they are most like.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 02, 2015 08:41 PM (+XMAD)
http://tinyurl.com/pabgmqe
Posted by: Badda Bing at February 02, 2015 08:41 PM (Msg5U)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 08:39 PM (oKE6c)
For a moment, I thought you wrote "parallel pork."
Fitting.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 08:41 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 08:41 PM (FsuaD)
That's OK, as long as you laughed.
Ah, parallel parking jokes, the hardy perennial ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 08:42 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ALH at February 02, 2015 08:38 PM (btTLZ)
I cannot lie!
Posted by: Sir Mix-a-lot at February 02, 2015 08:42 PM (mx5oN)
engage in a mass delusion for their benefit.
That there is what has been and is the biggest reason I've had troubles with humans all of my life. Never once happened with a dog.
Posted by: dartist at February 02, 2015 08:42 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2015 08:42 PM (JSovD)
And guys would be lining up to take her out.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 02, 2015 08:39 PM
Minus the cray-cray? Sure. With the full on Kardashian syndrome? Dude...not with MUMR's dick.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2015 08:42 PM (+x9wL)
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at February 02, 2015 08:42 PM (baiNQ)
never change also say that men can transition into women and vice versa?
A very good question, and also a thoughtcrime.
Posted by: HR trinkt Bier at February 02, 2015 08:42 PM (ImIut)
Posted by: Ray Davies at February 02, 2015 08:42 PM (amQXf)
http://tinyurl.com/pabgmqe
Posted by: Badda Bing at February 02, 2015 08:41 PM (Msg5U)
I'm feeling kinda queasy here ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 08:43 PM (oKE6c)
Pretty soon the only way to tell the sexes apart is to have the person try to parallel park.
But you'd better not say "You parallel park like a girl" or they'll make a Super Bowl commercial bitching about you.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 02, 2015 08:43 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: yankeefifth
I can help him with that.
Posted by: Barry Obama at February 02, 2015 08:43 PM (3rrMW)
But the Left wants to *force* everyone to say "she".
If William wants to be called Bill, but I keep calling him William -- I don't have to worry about being part of a discrimination lawsuit. I don't have to worry about being sanctioned by my Fortune 500 or govt employer who has mandated that trannies will be called "she" -- on pain of firing.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 08:43 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 07:58 PM (FsuaD)
Bill is, too. And out. And in.
Posted by: flounder at February 02, 2015 08:43 PM (FHh8u)
Posted by: Mike Cuttheshit at February 02, 2015 08:43 PM (aRUb8)
Patches are out. So sorry on the long wait especially you critters that paypalled me like a week ago. All is good and there inbound.
The bad/good news is: I've run dry of the first run of the AoS Morale Patch. Sold the F out.
So... Time for a new 2015 patch. Don't need your input, will likely ignore it anyway just like I do my wife's. But, it will kick ass.
Plannin stages, it's involve rainbows and unicorns. transgendered unicorns.
Or guns.
T
Posted by: TangoNine at February 02, 2015 08:43 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Steve Kroft at February 02, 2015 08:43 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at February 02, 2015 08:44 PM (zOTsN)
Yeah, its horrible. But I think its pretty much like suicide - if an adult really wants to do it they're going to find a way. As much as I hate it legally there's nothing to stop them from mutilating themselves. The mental health profession has completely abdicated responsibility from helping these individuals (much like other insantiies that have been normalized).
As for the mother and the 8 year old, come the fuck on. There's no way an 8 year old is rational, mature, or developed enough to make that kind of decision. She hasn't even his puberty yet. That mother deserves to be slapped if she's even considering letting the child "transition". Horrific.
Posted by: Gaff at February 02, 2015 08:44 PM (por3V)
Posted by: Redshirt at February 02, 2015 08:44 PM (Ae09I)
Then, when mutilation isn't the pathway to happiness, then what?
Posted by: Squirrel at February 02, 2015 08:45 PM (FGNtS)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 08:45 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at February 02, 2015 08:45 PM (JdEZJ)
They see this pic, they'll disown that song. She doesn't have a police escort for security, but more like for traffic control with that wide-load to navigate.
No surprise on Jenner though. He gave off a not so manly vibe, even at the height of his Olympic career.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 02, 2015 08:45 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 08:45 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: @votermom at February 02, 2015 08:45 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 08:45 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 02, 2015 08:45 PM (4gN5w)
A recent study by a suicide prevention group had transgenders of varying strip suicide rates in the 40-45% range. That would indicate these people are not happy (you can argue whether it's internal issues or because of how they are treated by others).
I'm not sure normalizing something - especially when it comes to the real possibility of the US military accepting transgenders - when it in a lot of cases these are unstable people? I'm not saying be mean and mock, but must we 100% normalize this, either? Doesn't this now prevent people from getting mental health assistance?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2015 08:46 PM (ABcz/)
Bruce, you look faaabulous in puce!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2015 08:46 PM (f/Al9)
Posted by: xradtpb at February 02, 2015 08:46 PM (waF11)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 08:46 PM (OsWis)
Then, when mutilation isn't the pathway to happiness, then what?
Posted by: Squirrel at February 02, 2015 08:45 PM (FGNtS)
It's like I tell people with tattoos: "You'll never know if I ever owned a leisure suit."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 08:47 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Garrett at February 02, 2015 08:47 PM (lq9ci)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 08:47 PM (ucDmr)
We've been happily married since 1966, longer than many of you have been alive, and never regretted that decision -- in fact have been grateful for it as the country has devolved.
Yeah, living standards and some goodies have improved -- I hated when I was without internet for about a week -- but I'd trade that for the (relative) honesty and integrity that were the public reality when I was younger.
Posted by: Empire1 at February 02, 2015 08:47 PM (YdP5b)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 08:47 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 08:47 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 02, 2015 08:43 PM (+XMAD)
That's OK. I time-shift and power through the Super Bowl commercials anyway.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 08:47 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2015 08:47 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 08:45 PM (ZPrif)
And he better not express that attraction, or it's sexual harassment.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 02, 2015 08:47 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 08:40 PM (ZPrif)
Of all the people you interact with on a daily basis how many of them have you done a genetic test on?
I'm guessing approximately 0%. The exact chromosomes present in someone's cells just does not come into play in typical human interactions. Which makes it an 'abstract' concern.
Posted by: Maetenloch at February 02, 2015 08:48 PM (pAlYe)
No, I don't understand how that makes sense either. They're heteros wanting to be lesbians.
Posted by: Gaff at February 02, 2015 08:48 PM (por3V)
Posted by: Redshirt at February 02, 2015 08:48 PM (Ae09I)
calling him William -- I don't have to worry about being part of a
discrimination lawsuit. I don't have to worry about being sanctioned by
my Fortune 500 or govt employer who has mandated that trannies will be
called "she" -- on pain of firing.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 08:43 PM (ZPrif)
But what if Richard wants ... you know?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 08:48 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Garrett at February 02, 2015 08:47 PM (lq9ci)
Or your sweety.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 08:48 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Fritz at February 02, 2015 08:48 PM (dVmLD)
Posted by: Nationwide Insurance commercial boy at February 02, 2015 08:48 PM (klzyR)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 08:47 PM (ZPrif)
The only hormone therapy they should get is if they have an under active pituitary gland.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 02, 2015 08:48 PM (mx5oN)
--
You missed my point completely.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 08:48 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Garrett at February 02, 2015 08:49 PM (lq9ci)
Cut off my dick horrible and call myself Bridgette horrible? No. But still, pretty fucking horrible.
Oh, and I should probably mention that I'm Kourtney's real father. This worst part is, I'm white.
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 02, 2015 08:49 PM (bS6uW)
Worth a minute or two, and is germane
http://tinyurl.com/pewzum9
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2015 08:49 PM (/GgDU)
Thread winner. LOL
Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2015 08:49 PM (JSovD)
so...."Jenny Jenner" is out?
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 02, 2015 08:45 PM (4gN5w)
I knew a guy named Dick Dickenson...the first time he introduced himself I must have paused too long because he said "Yeah my parents stuttered OK!?"
Posted by: Badda Bing at February 02, 2015 08:49 PM (Msg5U)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 08:50 PM (OsWis)
and right there is the problem. If you don't give them that kiss on the mouth then you're a h8ter and need to lose your job.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 02, 2015 08:50 PM (z/Ubi)
What's the ugliest part of your body?
Some say your nose
Some say your toes.
I think it's your mind
I think it's your mind
I think it's your mind.
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at February 02, 2015 08:50 PM (JdEZJ)
I'm really upset about this. This poor man is SICK and needs help and NO ONE is stopping him from sick-fuck surgeons from cutting off his penis.
I think, whatever help could have helped, preform-by expired quite some time ago.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaroland at February 02, 2015 08:50 PM (mru3R)
Personally, I like a lady that knows how to handle herself - wherever she may be.
And, if a fat ass was all it took to make a million, my ex could put every homeless child in America through college.
*drops mic
Posted by: shredded chi at February 02, 2015 08:50 PM (j2epx)
We don't know that he's going all the way with it. Quite a lot of trannys take hormones and / or get fake tits, but never go through with losing Mr Happy.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 02, 2015 08:50 PM (X9Mnx)
Posted by: fastfreefall at February 02, 2015 08:50 PM (qmvto)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 08:51 PM (ZPrif)
change and gets one" group is higher than the "wants a sex change but
doesn't get one" group.
Either way, I think it's a good thing to clean up the gene pool some now and again.
Posted by: dartist at February 02, 2015 08:51 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 08:51 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at February 02, 2015 08:51 PM (zOTsN)
--
You missed my point completely.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 08:48 PM (ZPrif)
So you do worry about the chromosome makeup of everyone you interact with?
Posted by: Maetenloch at February 02, 2015 08:51 PM (pAlYe)
Pay per view or web-streaming?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 02, 2015 08:51 PM (NaeCR)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 08:52 PM (OsWis)
pulling a plow.
getting milked.
pulling a borax wagon.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2015 08:52 PM (f/Al9)
My son served in the Marines with a couple of gays (after the death of DADT). He's pretty okay about the ruling, even though one of his ghey buds hit on a straight friend while they were on a convoy...and was promptly punched in the face.
I'm just so sick and sad that anything goes now. Want to abort your kid? Yay! Want to cut your penis off? Yay!
What a sad, sad place we're at in human history.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 08:52 PM (FsuaD)
You people are killing me. Then again - it could be the beer.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 02, 2015 08:52 PM (9m68G)
Met a guy once named Woody Firm.
Emmes truth.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 08:52 PM (CMkNk)
I'm going to start saying "Well chop my dick and call me Bridgette!" when surprised or amazed. Maybe it will catch on.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 02, 2015 08:52 PM (mx5oN)
How many dudes play dress as women?
How many dude mutilate their dick?
A hundred dudes a year get the snip? More? Less?
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 08:52 PM (ZPrif)
If you're banging a chick in the ass, you're getting everything else you want, too. A half-hour of oral, some serious laying it down, and then roll that shit over and tap that ass? You own that shit.
That's why.
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 02, 2015 08:53 PM (bS6uW)
That was supposed to read "whoever" she may be...
Posted by: shredded chi at February 02, 2015 08:53 PM (j2epx)
I've read that the kids can get drugs to delay puberty so that they can wait until they're old enough to make the decision. Apparently puberty can be traumatic because they feel like they're one sex and their body starts kicking their actual sex parts into high gear.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2015 08:53 PM (ABcz/)
To change from a foal to a filly
But hey look at Jenner
a real gender bender
He's surgically whacking his willy.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at February 02, 2015 08:53 PM (NeFrd)
Pretty soon the only way to tell the sexes apart is to have the person try to parallel park.
I laughed. But I hate you.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 08:41 PM (FsuaD)
Give them the color list from doghousediaries. If they get beyond listing 10 colors then they're a chick.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 02, 2015 08:53 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: dartist at February 02, 2015 08:51 PM (ahBY0)
You know Jenner's had six kids, right? He already took a giant dump in the gene pool.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 08:53 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at February 02, 2015 08:51 PM (zOTsN)
She's not now, but how much pressure will her family and friends as she grows up put on her to consider "fully transitioning"? It will shape how people treat her, how she views herself, and ultimately her quality of life, which will be degraded.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 02, 2015 08:54 PM (10ydV)
--
But heaven forbid they get vaccinated.
Posted by: @votermom at February 02, 2015 08:55 PM (cbfNE)
The last time I saw an ass like that, it was attached to a quarter horse getting hit with a riding crop in the last turn at Belmont.
Posted by: Fritz
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at February 02, 2015 08:55 PM (baiNQ)
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at February 02, 2015 08:55 PM (baiNQ)
Posted by: Redshirt at February 02, 2015 08:55 PM (Ae09I)
Posted by: Buzzion at February 02, 2015 08:53 PM (z/Ubi)
Ask them what "taupe" is. If they think it's something you scrape off your shoe ("Damn dog! I stepped right in that taupe!") or a sore on your private parts ("Aw hell, I got a taupe, and right near the tip, too!") then you're talking a guy. Even if it's Bruce Jenner.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 08:55 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at February 02, 2015 08:56 PM (baiNQ)
Posted by: snake plissken at February 02, 2015 08:56 PM (gV04q)
You'll also own those fudge buttons littering your duvet.
Keep it greasy, my friend.
Posted by: The Most Interesting Aodomizer in the World at February 02, 2015 08:56 PM (lq9ci)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 08:56 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 02, 2015 08:56 PM (kgXbV)
Posted by: Mike Cuttheshit at February 02, 2015 08:56 PM (aRUb8)
Or guns.
T
Posted by: TangoNine at February 02, 2015 08:43 PM (x3YFz)
Put me in for an order of 200 of the the transgendered unicorn patches.
Posted by: cm9000 at February 02, 2015 08:57 PM (8zCR+)
Why in the F are they shoving it into our faces?
Posted by: BB Wolf at February 02, 2015 08:57 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Serious Paul Supporter at February 02, 2015 08:57 PM (VAsIq)
I know how to parallel park an 18-wheeler (and a tank), yet I know fuck all the difference between ecru and beige.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 08:57 PM (OsWis)
They're demanding that we pretend reality isn't
what it is, that we engage in a mass delusion for their benefit. That
is never healthy for a society.
Posted by: Colorado Alex
Amen. I'm not saying the GOP or political conservatives need to make this an issue, but I don't like living in a culture where we have to support this freak.
I really don't care if I'm called homophobic, have at it, what Jenner doing is mental illness, no different than a teen that mutilates themselves with a razor or someone who is a schizophrenic.
Posted by: Kal at February 02, 2015 08:57 PM (fEL7T)
Where do you work that kissing each other on the mouth is a part of the job description?
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 02, 2015 08:57 PM (X9Mnx)
He's participated in the MAKING of six kids. I doubt he's HAD six kids.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2015 08:57 PM (f/Al9)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at February 02, 2015 08:58 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Marybel at February 02, 2015 08:58 PM (yl0iP)
Bruce Jenner is to Kate Upton as Hillary(!) Clinton is to Ronald Reagan.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 08:58 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Sir Mix-a-lot at February 02, 2015 08:58 PM (FGNtS)
Did you take extra Stupamine pills today?
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 02, 2015 08:56 PM (kgXbV)
Well you've completely rebutted my point there.
Posted by: Maetenloch at February 02, 2015 08:58 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at February 02, 2015 08:58 PM (zOTsN)
I'll hit it. Hey, I'll hit anything.
Posted by: Mohammed at February 02, 2015 08:58 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 08:59 PM (CMkNk)
Wouldn't you love to see the protests if a drug company pursued this? there would be daily molotov cocktails being thrown at the labs.
Posted by: Kal at February 02, 2015 08:59 PM (fEL7T)
http://tinyurl.com/nzawtu8
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2015 08:59 PM (/GgDU)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 02, 2015 08:59 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: eleven at February 02, 2015 08:59 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: simplemind at February 02, 2015 09:00 PM (hTeQK)
I know how to parallel park an 18-wheeler (and a tank), yet I know fuck all the difference between ecru and beige.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 08:57 PM (OsWis)
Isn't an ecru some kind of animal that is only known to lovers of crossword puzzles?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 09:00 PM (oKE6c)
Maybe it got chopped off.
Posted by: @votermom at February 02, 2015 09:00 PM (cbfNE)
http://tinyurl.com/nzawtu8
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2015 08:59 PM (/GgDU)
Can we dissolve him? In a vat of acid?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 09:00 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: seamrog at February 02, 2015 09:00 PM (wmk+Z)
Posted by: ARoss at February 02, 2015 09:00 PM (gKoav)
Posted by: eleven at February 02, 2015 09:01 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Fritz at February 02, 2015 09:01 PM (dVmLD)
Posted by: dartist at February 02, 2015 09:01 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2015 09:01 PM (I7upL)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2015 08:57 PM (f/Al9)
VERY cis-normative.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 09:01 PM (oKE6c)
Because they don't want tolerance ... they demand approval. They're not stopping at Security in their Home - they want the Security to Barge into Mine.
That's how I see it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 02, 2015 09:01 PM (9m68G)
Posted by: Fritz at February 02, 2015 09:01 PM (dVmLD)
Which way is he going?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 09:02 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: otho at February 02, 2015 09:02 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Weirddave at February 02, 2015 09:02 PM (WvS3w)
Posted by: ARoss at February 02, 2015 09:00 PM (gKoav)
PERFECT. Eerily prescient.
"She got my balls in a vice but she left the dick,
I guess it's still hooked on but it shoots too quick . . ."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 09:02 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 09:02 PM (ucDmr)
That would be a horse, with a stump.
Posted by: toby928(C) at February 02, 2015 09:02 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: SMFH
---------------------
Yeah..., I have the same problems with Puce and Magenta, Pink and Salmon.
But..., hey, WTF.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2015 09:02 PM (/GgDU)
Posted by: Garrett at February 02, 2015 09:02 PM (lq9ci)
Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2015 09:02 PM (v5UtH)
Posted by: Kal at February 02, 2015 08:59 PM (fEL7T)
No, they'd just go back to declaring homosexuality an alternate lifestyle and how dare you oppose their life choices.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 02, 2015 09:02 PM (10ydV)
You could tell a LONG time a go that he was looking a little prissy. I mean like when he first married Pimp Mama, if not before then.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 02, 2015 09:02 PM (Pauop)
You could tell a LONG time a go that he was looking a little prissy. I mean like when he first married Pimp Mama, if not before then.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 02, 2015 09:02 PM (Pauop)
--------------------
Are you kidding me?
SMFH was just talking about the color of her pantyhose!
It's just getting interesting!
Posted by: shredded chi at February 02, 2015 09:03 PM (j2epx)
399 Uh.... if we are not supposed to care about peoples sexes... or how they chose to live their life...
Why in the F are they shoving it into our faces?
Posted by: BB Wolf at February 02, 2015 08:57 PM (qh617)
BECAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME! ME! ME!
AND YOU MUST BE CONSUMED WITH INTEREST IN ME! ME! ME!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 02, 2015 09:03 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: Fritz at February 02, 2015 09:01 PM (dVmLD)
Which way is he going?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 09:02 PM (oKE6c)
Sheppy will buy Bruce's yutzik, wholesale.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 09:03 PM (CMkNk)
I'm 55
I have a dick
I have a wife
I love my wife
I'm keeping my dick
Am I normal?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 09:03 PM (1FBjV)
Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2015 09:03 PM (v5UtH)
Posted by: Dr. Alan Grant at February 02, 2015 09:03 PM (f8y+G)
I asked a old boyfriend once what he thought of it. He shrugged and said, "I'm not into dipping my wick in shit."
I was glad to hear it.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 02, 2015 09:03 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Redshirt at February 02, 2015 09:03 PM (Ae09I)
I think a certain % of these guys are just freaks who get off on listening/watching chicks pee and crap and they found a loophole that let's them act out their fetish in public.
You might be into fat chicks crushing food with their feet -- but you don't get to do that in public and at work without everybody mocking you.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 09:03 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: eleven at February 02, 2015 09:03 PM (MDgS8)
Accommodation.
Already had a little boy who identifies as a girl sue the public school for having him go to a separate unisex bathroom instead of letting go in the regular girls bathroom.
Obama and others have already talked about allowing transgenders into the military. It's come up in several professional sports.
Accommodation.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2015 09:04 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 09:04 PM (ucDmr)
Which way is he going?
Oh.......heyooooo...
Posted by: eleven at February 02, 2015 09:03 PM (MDgS
"Which way you going, Billy?
Can I go too?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 09:04 PM (CMkNk)
You ? Yes.
But my wife thinks she's been a bit negligent. Your wife will have to answer for this at the next Regional Meeting.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 02, 2015 09:04 PM (9m68G)
My mom made those stupid McCalls sewing pattern dresses made out of corduroy and polyester that was all the rage back in the 70s...the only I remember ecru is because even as a kid, it reminded me of what you'd name a pet demon or something (which how I felt towards the stupid ecru jumper my mom made, to go with the horrible flower power blouses with the elvis collars).
I really hated the clothes I wore between the ages of 8 and 11.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 09:05 PM (OsWis)
Wouldn't
you love to see the protests if a drug company pursued this? there
would be daily molotov cocktails being thrown at the labs.
Posted by: Kal at February 02, 2015 08:59 PM (fEL7T)
The Leftist elites would use it and denounce it at the same time.
Posted by: cm9000 at February 02, 2015 09:05 PM (8zCR+)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 02, 2015 09:05 PM (fIv/H)
420 I'm surprised that ass doesn't have an NBA logo on it.
Posted by: seamrog at February 02, 2015 09:00 PM (wmk+Z)
Or a Biohazard emblem...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 02, 2015 09:05 PM (bWFHa)
I have a dick
I have a wife
I love my wife
I'm keeping my dick
Am I normal?
If you keep it in her purse, then yes.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 02, 2015 09:05 PM (X9Mnx)
--------------------
Not unusually leads to bizarre behavior.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2015 09:05 PM (/GgDU)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 02, 2015
Yeah that's it, she's negligentt
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 09:06 PM (1FBjV)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 09:06 PM (ucDmr)
Just got home.
I'm 55
I have a dick
I have a wife
I love my wife
I'm keeping my dick
Am I normal?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 09:03 PM (1FBjV)
Because you declare it, it makes you a homohater.
Posted by: A dude in MI at February 02, 2015 09:06 PM (Dth0i)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 09:06 PM (CMkNk)
POWERBALL-Gotta play to win.
Posted by: CozMark at February 02, 2015 09:06 PM (WAHqd)
But he's looked prissy at least since the 80s.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 02, 2015 09:07 PM (Pauop)
Posted by: Colorado Alex
There would be a violent backlash if there was a "cure" to make people's brain wired to be like God/Nature intended.
Homosexuals know their tribe is absolutely miserable, and it's not because gay marriage isn't legal yet in all 50 states.
The suicide rate for gays is off the charts and will stil be that way even after society has been browbeaten.
Posted by: Kal at February 02, 2015 09:07 PM (fEL7T)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 09:07 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 02, 2015 09:07 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Corona at February 02, 2015 09:07 PM (fh2Y7)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at February 02, 2015 09:07 PM (lq9ci)
Posted by: Fritz
Which way is he going?
Posted by: Jay Guevara
ISWYDT. Golf Clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2015 09:07 PM (f/Al9)
Thank you, Ace. May we .....uggh
Posted by: Governor Nanny at February 02, 2015 09:08 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2015 09:08 PM (v5UtH)
Posted by: shredded chi at February 02, 2015 09:08 PM (j2epx)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 09:08 PM (ucDmr)
Oh God I am the American dream
But now I smell like Vaseline.
And I'm a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or girl
I don't know which.
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at February 02, 2015 09:08 PM (JdEZJ)
Nice. College football may be the best use of the Hitler meme yet.
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 02, 2015 09:08 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 09:09 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 09:09 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: SMFH
---------------------
Awesome chick
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 09:09 PM (1FBjV)
--
Second look at Werewolf Boy?
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 09:09 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: William W. at February 02, 2015 09:09 PM (lq9ci)
The day is coming when any public expression of disapproval of gheys will, at the least, cause one to be shunned, perhaps prosecuted.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2015 09:09 PM (/GgDU)
Posted by: Ed Gein at February 02, 2015 09:09 PM (Dhdnu)
LOL !!!
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 02, 2015 09:09 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2015 09:10 PM (v5UtH)
Exactly with a spindle up my butt til it makes me scream
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 09:10 PM (1FBjV)
Posted by: Redshirt at February 02, 2015 09:10 PM (Ae09I)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 09:10 PM (ucDmr)
Sorry, but who is Buffalo Bill in this context?
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 02, 2015 09:11 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at February 02, 2015 09:07 PM (lq9ci)
Thanks. We needed to know that.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 09:11 PM (oKE6c)
I told you that fluoridation of the water was a commie plot! Did you listen? Hell no!
And here we are.
Posted by: Dr. Strangelove at February 02, 2015 09:11 PM (2MgW4)
*wanders off - still swigging on a half-pint of Jagermeister*
*kills the bottle and hurls the bum-bagged relic into the distance*
*lights up a cig & keeps walking*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 02, 2015 09:12 PM (OCcU9)
With the pneumatic hammer that is appropriate for putting down a beef cow.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 02, 2015 09:12 PM (rXB/r)
The day is coming when any public expression of disapproval of gheys will, at the least, cause one to be shunned, perhaps prosecuted.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February
But is he ghey?what does he like? I'm so confused.
My previous post about normal sarcasm but truth
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 09:12 PM (1FBjV)
Posted by: Portnoy at February 02, 2015 09:12 PM (T0nFl)
Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2015 09:12 PM (v5UtH)
Don't get in the way of a good negative feedback loop. Let people choose. And suffer.
Just like I'm going to suffer a wee bit tomorrow morning - but I'm knocking back this last Miller Lite anyway. That's my choice .... and I'm denying Society the full benefit of my talents in the process. It's kind of like Sticking it to the Man - and my Liver - all at the same time.
Have a good one box people.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 02, 2015 09:12 PM (9m68G)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at February 02, 2015 09:12 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2015 09:13 PM (v5UtH)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 02, 2015 09:13 PM (bS6uW)
stupid magazines while I wait on line at the supermarket.Thought they
were bullshit.
--
Second look at Werewolf Boy?
Posted by: Costanza Defense at February 02, 2015 09:09 PM (ZPrif)<<<
They're all lies. Every word... LIES!
Posted by: John Edwards' Mistress' kid at February 02, 2015 09:13 PM (f8y+G)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 09:13 PM (CMkNk)
Zappa = tact.
Posted by: Corona at February 02, 2015 09:13 PM (fh2Y7)
So dang selfish in their desire to be correct. Suicide pact where they take you with them.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2015 09:13 PM (I7upL)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2015 09:14 PM (f/Al9)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 09:14 PM (CMkNk)
*backs away slowly*
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at February 02, 2015 09:14 PM (2MgW4)
And has to use mine.
Dammit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 09:14 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 09:15 PM (OsWis)
My ex-mother-in-law, of all people, said "turn 'em upside down, they all look the same."
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at February 02, 2015 09:15 PM (KG0mU)
#icantbreathe
Posted by: Bruce's Junk at February 02, 2015 09:15 PM (fIv/H)
Posted by: Corona at February 02, 2015 09:15 PM (fh2Y7)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 09:09 PM
I highly suspect that's as far as it goes. Maybe tits, but I doubt it. It's for the tv show. It'll be "Jenner exploring his inner woman" for as long as they can drag it out. In the end, he'll be just cross dressing when they tell him "Dude... you're too old for the surgery. It's gonna be very risky." Then another season of angsting over that.
Posted by: otho at February 02, 2015 09:15 PM (tBSrv)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 09:16 PM (OsWis)
Talking about the Jenner/Kardashian Klan.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 02, 2015 09:16 PM (8Un8+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Hey! My girl ain't no hippo! And she ain't no hobbit!
Posted by: Kanye West at February 02, 2015 09:16 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: seamrog
I'm surprised it doesn't have white stripes with yard markings on it.
Posted by: Aviator at February 02, 2015 09:16 PM (3rrMW)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at February 02, 2015 09:17 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: shredded chi at February 02, 2015 09:17 PM (j2epx)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2015 09:17 PM (I7upL)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 09:18 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 02, 2015 09:18 PM (bS6uW)
more like "incoherence" all the way down
Posted by: Feh at February 02, 2015 09:18 PM (g/zj9)
Posted by: oh, I went there at February 02, 2015 09:18 PM (f8y+G)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at February 02, 2015 09:19 PM (KG0mU)
What's also odd is her legs look freakishly short.
Stubby little legs and giant ass.
But you know what should really offend a leftist about that photo? She's smoking a cigarette!
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 02, 2015 09:19 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Redshirt at February 02, 2015 09:19 PM (Ae09I)
I shall await the arrival of the ONT in the upper level -- far removed from this miasma of hormones and gender confusion.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at February 02, 2015 09:19 PM (bWFHa)
Keep imagining.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 09:19 PM (FsuaD)
You better be a chick ....
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 02, 2015 09:19 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 09:20 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 02, 2015 09:20 PM (fIv/H)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 09:20 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 02, 2015 09:20 PM (8Un8+)
Posted by: despair at February 02, 2015 09:20 PM (dcY7v)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 09:20 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 09:21 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2015 09:21 PM (I7upL)
Posted by: The Werewolf, Bearded Lady and some clowns at February 02, 2015 09:21 PM (4Uh7V)
Posted by: Bruce's Junk at February 02, 2015 09:15 PM (fIv/H)
Help me! I've fallen and I can't get up!
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 02, 2015 09:21 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2015 09:21 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Feh at February 02, 2015 09:21 PM (g/zj9)
Stubby little legs and giant ass.
Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at February 02, 2015 09:19 PM (+XMAD)<<<
Oh. No. You. Di'int.
Posted by: Corgis everywhere at February 02, 2015 09:21 PM (f8y+G)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at February 02, 2015 09:22 PM (JdEZJ)
Jim is attempting to throw a noose around her now. Step right up, she walks, she talks, she slithers thru the grass like a snake.
Posted by: dartist at February 02, 2015 09:22 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 09:20 PM (FsuaD)
*ahem*
Photographic evidence is required.
-The Tao of Moron, Chapter 2, Verse 1
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Democratic Republic of Alextopia at February 02, 2015 09:22 PM (V+kmg)
That nice color those little fleas are leaving are their POOP.
Guinea Pig poop, OTOH, has a subtle, green tone.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at February 02, 2015 09:22 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2015 09:22 PM (v5UtH)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 02, 2015 09:23 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 09:23 PM (ucDmr)
Seriously Bruce; no one gives a shit about your personal choices.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead on a new tablet at February 02, 2015 09:23 PM (60Vyp)
I don't even know what that means. Do you turn them loose? Give them to a Humane Society? How does one "give up on" one's Corgis?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 09:23 PM (FsuaD)
tits, but I doubt it. It's for the tv show. It'll be "Jenner exploring
his inner woman" for as long as they can drag it out. In the end, he'll
be just cross dressing when they tell him "Dude... you're too old for
the surgery. It's gonna be very risky." Then another season of angsting
over that.
Posted by: otho at February 02, 2015 09:15 PM (tBSrv)
Yet another reason, if any were needed, not to watch television.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 02, 2015 09:24 PM (oKE6c)
My previous post about normal sarcasm but truth
Posted by: Misanthropic
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A fair question. I'll be explicit, any criticism of deviancy will be prosecuted.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2015 09:25 PM (/GgDU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 09:23 PM (FsuaD)
With style and panache, my dear. With style and panache.
Posted by: The Dowager Countess of Grantham at February 02, 2015 09:26 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: shredded chi at February 02, 2015 09:26 PM (j2epx)
Posted by: Redshirt at February 02, 2015 09:27 PM (Ae09I)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 09:27 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
---------------
I think that she gave them a lot of attention.
Any day now, I expect Mrs. Hammer to give up on her husband.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2015 09:27 PM (/GgDU)
She may want to get one for Eastern Equine Encephalitis.
Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2015 09:27 PM (w3a0Z)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 09:10 PM (ucDmr)
That was the "Aldrin be Good" right?
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaroland at February 02, 2015 09:28 PM (mru3R)
Posted by: shredded chi at February 02, 2015 09:28 PM (j2epx)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 09:29 PM (I8HI7)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 02, 2015 09:29 PM (ucDmr)
Mendoza unavailable for comment though rumours say he is hanging out.
And Chi, I guess just embrace it?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2015 09:29 PM (I7upL)
She isn't getting any new dogs. She will keep her two older, relatively sedate dogs. QEII is 88 and doesn't want puppies.
Posted by: fluffy at February 02, 2015 09:29 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Redshirt
Took you infidels 1400 years, but now you're on the trolly.
Posted by: Muhammad bin Durkadurka al Boom at February 02, 2015 09:29 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I think she is not replacing any of them as they pass away.
Posted by: Aviator at February 02, 2015 09:29 PM (3rrMW)
557 Holy Mother Of All That Is Moronic - did I start this???
Posted by: shredded chi at February 02, 2015
Did you post this thread? If not you be cool and not all cray cray
:-)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 09:30 PM (I8HI7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Ask Willow. She would know, for sure.
Posted by: shredded chi at February 02, 2015 09:30 PM (j2epx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2015 09:27 PM (/GgDU)
You're welcome to our guest room. Can you do the yard work?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 09:30 PM (FsuaD)
Whenever it happens, the Lefties will explode with vile commentary.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2015 09:31 PM (/GgDU)
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Easily, I have no use for them
Snippy, yappy, bossy bastards
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 02, 2015 09:31 PM (I8HI7)
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Democratic Republic of Alextopia at February 02, 2015 09:31 PM (V+kmg)
Imagine what happens when she sharts.
Ewwwww.
Posted by: mpfs at February 02, 2015 09:32 PM (si/E8)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2015 09:33 PM (f/Al9)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 02, 2015 09:33 PM (OsWis)
You are born either male or female and will die as one or the other.
Makes no difference what is sown on or sliced off during that time.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 02, 2015 09:33 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Edmund Burke's Shade at February 02, 2015 09:35 PM (cmBvC)
Posted by: Jane
-----------------------------------
Mosquitoes?
Snakes?
Humidity?
Berserker owls?
Gardens of Evil?
I appreciate the generous offer, but, no.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2015 09:35 PM (/GgDU)
I have laugh lines because I laugh. I have crow's-feet around my eyes because I enjoy the outdoors. I have worry lines because I have (now adult) children. My face is the map of my life. It weirds me out to see men my age or older who have purposefully had that map erased.
Posted by: troyriser at February 02, 2015 09:36 PM (gJU39)
Posted by: Blacksheep
Elevate the thread?
I didn't even know that was possible.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at February 02, 2015 09:36 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: Fritz at February 02, 2015 09:36 PM (dVmLD)
Posted by: red speck at February 02, 2015 09:45 PM (9Xu0X)
Posted by: asswipee at February 02, 2015 09:45 PM (eS0nh)
Anyone see the link at Drudge today that said the Queen is "giving up her corgies"?
I
don't even know what that means. Do you turn them loose? Give them to a
Humane Society? How does one "give up on" one's Corgis?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 09:23 PM (FsuaD)
Thats Britishtalk for she's ready to pull a train. IYKWIMAITTYD
Posted by: Mike Cuttheshit at February 02, 2015 09:49 PM (aRUb8)
Hitching a ride on the spaceship behind Hale-Bopp
Posted by: Zombie Heaven's Gate Away Team Member at February 02, 2015 09:54 PM (amQXf)
Eric Holder recently stated that DOJ has deemed trans-whatevers are covered by the non-discrimination provisions of the Civil Rights Acts even though they aren't mentioned therein. You might disagree, but do you have enough money to litigate that opinion against the DOJ?
In Cleveland, they not only can use the female bathroom - you are liable for a $1000 fine if you are so intolerant as to object.
Tl/dr: The answer to your question(s) is "Yes."
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at February 02, 2015 09:58 PM (2MgW4)
don't even know what that means. Do you turn them loose? Give them to a
Humane Society? How does one "give up on" one's Corgis?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2015 09:23 PM (FsuaD)
She's bred Corgi's for decades. My take is that she is going out of the puppy raising business. When these older ones are gone, she will no longer have pets, except for Charles.
She also has a thoroughbred breeding stable in Kentucky, although I haven't heard much about it for the past couple of years.
At her age, I think getting things in order is a bit prudent. I don't think any of the kids are interested in her hobbies to continue them.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 02, 2015 10:00 PM (peLB8)
Even Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne had the sense to cut their show when their kids got into drugs, drinking, and Ozzy fell off the wagon for the umpteenth time.
The Kardashian's have no such sense. Or dignity, or any other attributes we used to consider worthy a few decades ago.
Bruce Jenner appeared to have lots of mental problems early on the Kardashian show. I haven't watched that rot for years, but would occasionally catch a glimpse of him on a grocery store tabloid. The rumors about him wanting to be a woman started years ago, and I simply thought it was another ratings ploy. To have married Kris Kardashian and to have kept appearing it this disgusting show, to me, simply meant that Jenner would do whatever it took to gain back the fame and money he once had.
Obviously, he had simply sought out crazies to whom he could relate and he thought would understand him.
We used to properly treat people with Jenner's issues. Now we indulge them until they kill themselves. It's not progress.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 02, 2015 10:11 PM (peLB8)
But don't read anything into that.
Posted by: HAL at February 02, 2015 10:12 PM (OmBeX)
Posted by: johnny c. at February 02, 2015 10:32 PM (N21UI)
Posted by: Candy Crowley at February 03, 2015 12:01 AM (P330y)
Posted by: Dave M at February 03, 2015 12:10 AM (V3ENQ)
Posted by: Mr. Ed at February 03, 2015 06:58 AM (6pgRO)
Posted by: rplat at February 03, 2015 10:09 AM (PYTq2)
It's close to the point where 7th century Islam just might be an improvement.
Posted by: ToursLepantoVienna at February 03, 2015 11:55 AM (6NIyO)
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