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There's No Such Thing As Political Correctness, Declares Vox;
CUNY Grad Center Forbids Saluting People by "Mr." or "Ms." Because It's Illegal to Offend People or Something
Via Hot Air's Headlines, Vox and reality are in, as they so often are, a spot of disagreement; I wonder who shall be proven right?
[O]f all the bad responses to Jonathan Chait's recent New York magazine feature about the pernicious policing of language on the far left, none was as flatly wrong as Vox's, which claimed that "the truth about political correctness' is that it doesn't actually exist." ... On that note, let's dig into a prime example of something that supposedly doesn't exist. CUNY's Graduate Center now believes the use of gendered salutations like "Mr." and "Mrs." might offend some students. What's more, administrators think federal non-discrimination law requires the university to prevent its faculty from inadvertently giving offense. Therefore, professors have been instructed to wipe the contentious words from their memories and cease using them in any and all forms of communication.It is now illegal to refer to ourselves as "Morons" and "Moronettes." Henceforth, we must only refer to ourselves or each other by the nongendered, future-friendly "Citizen Moron." Hail, Citizen Moron! And good tidings.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 30, 2015 12:40 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Dr Weevil at January 30, 2015 12:40 PM (bRVRj)
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 30, 2015 12:40 PM (9LuAk)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 12:40 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 30, 2015 12:41 PM (X6g4L)
Posted by: Dr Weevil at January 30, 2015 12:41 PM (bRVRj)
Posted by: Chupacabras at January 30, 2015 12:41 PM (sPO/s)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 30, 2015 12:41 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: JT Marlin at January 30, 2015 12:42 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 30, 2015 12:42 PM (X6g4L)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 30, 2015 12:42 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 30, 2015 12:43 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: joncelli at January 30, 2015 12:43 PM (RD7QR)
It's funny that it doesn't exist because political correctness has worked its way into other languages.
I got an e-mail from a German friend who told me I couldn't have written what I wrote about unassimilated Muslims because of political correctness. The note was in krautish but that phrase was in English.
Posted by: Mr. Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 12:43 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: AmishDude at January 30, 2015 12:44 PM (b65cm)
Posted by: HH at January 30, 2015 12:44 PM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: Comrae Arthur at January 30, 2015 12:44 PM (h53OH)
Because that will be a lot more dignified.
Posted by: blaster at January 30, 2015 12:44 PM (Rx8ML)
Guess that's out...
Posted by: KWDreaming at January 30, 2015 12:44 PM (N/v1f)
***
I hear thanks to the recent successes of the grain harvest, uh, Obamanomics, that the chocolate ration will be increased to twenty grammes a week!
Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2015 12:44 PM (78TbK)
Must be that 'Fundamental Change' that Preezy for Life O was talking about. Everyone is on benefits from Uncle Sugar, and have no jobs, so their new job is to find ways to be offended.
/interesting direction to lead the country...
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at January 30, 2015 12:45 PM (trX1O)
Posted by: DOCTOR!!! Amy Bishop at January 30, 2015 12:45 PM (b65cm)
commoronade
Posted by: kj at January 30, 2015 12:45 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: @votermom at January 30, 2015 12:45 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 12:45 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: @votermom at January 30, 2015 12:46 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: kathysaysso at January 30, 2015 12:46 PM (fMQoG)
Posted by: zombie Citizen Robespierre at January 30, 2015 12:46 PM (Spluw)
So what's wrong with 'Comrade'? I mean, that's what they want, correct?
Posted by: HH at January 30, 2015 12:44 PM (Ce4DF)
It's Mr. Comrade to you...wait....
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 12:46 PM (klaU/)
We are so boned.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 30, 2015 12:46 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 30, 2015 12:46 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: @votermom at January 30, 2015 12:46 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: huerfano at January 30, 2015 12:46 PM (bAGA/)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 30, 2015 12:46 PM (ASn1R)
I had nothing to do with this, 'rons!
Posted by: Citizen X at January 30, 2015 12:47 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 30, 2015 12:47 PM (tu3iY)
Let's just all be "it."
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 30, 2015 12:47 PM (TPjwz)
"
That always cracked me up. Where else would someone post using 'comrade' as part of their nic?
Posted by: HH at January 30, 2015 12:47 PM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2015 12:47 PM (Gl6jb)
Must be that 'Fundamental Change' that Preezy for Life O was talking
about. Everyone is on benefits from Uncle Sugar, and have no jobs, so
their new job is to find ways to be offended.
***
It would be interesting to see conservatives turn the offended cannon on the left.
For example, start slamming the lefty reaction to Joni Ernst because they are offending those who were/are poor.
Then again, I'd love to see someone slam your local Shamnesty proponents as just wanting to get day labor at cheaper rates then they could hire Americans for and I know that isn't happening...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2015 12:47 PM (78TbK)
I feel so helpless. I feel like I am going to throw up and cry at the same time.
Praying, praying, praying.
Posted by: TickledPink at January 30, 2015 12:48 PM (RLev8)
Posted by: DocJ at January 30, 2015 12:48 PM (zrsn3)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 12:48 PM (IXrOn)
Hail, Citizen Moron!
Incredibly Ace, you are more correct than you realize -- because in ancient Greek, "moron" is a neuter noun! (As are all nouns ending in "-on".)
(I'm remembering this from Greek class a gajillion years ago, so forgive me if it's wrong, though._
Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2015 12:48 PM (K4YiS)
Henceforth, we must only refer to ourselves or each other by the nongendered, future-friendly "Citizen Moron."
Call me anything you want. Just don't call me late to dinner.
Posted by: rickb223 Citizen Moron #23492 at January 30, 2015 12:48 PM (czbC2)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 30, 2015 12:48 PM (ASn1R)
I had nothing to do with this, 'rons!
Posted by: Citizen X at January 30, 2015 12:47 PM (7ObY1)
Burn the heretic!
Posted by: Mr. Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 12:48 PM (JtwS4)
It has become Politically Incorrect to talk about Political Correctness.
Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2015 12:49 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Big Bubba's Licensed Tote and Fetch Drayage at January 30, 2015 12:49 PM (io5Gq)
-
No and it's also chronologist.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 30, 2015 12:49 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: @votermom at January 30, 2015 12:49 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Ace at 12:38 PM
But what the fuck are the 3 seashells for?!?!?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 12:49 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 30, 2015 12:49 PM (AbFmZ)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 30, 2015 12:49 PM (ASn1R)
If shit does get real, it will not bother me in the least to watch those people starve. They're simply too damn stupid to care about.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 30, 2015 12:49 PM (EPqyT)
"Bias? Us? That's preposterous!"
Sure, it's a lie, but it's a lie with a purpose, and that purpose is NOT just to fool the sheeple. It's also to try to shift the wording more to their liking.
They know exactly what you are talking about when you refer to it as "political correctness," but given that they feel completely justified in doing it, they want to call it, and have YOU call it, something else.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2015 12:50 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 30, 2015 12:50 PM (TPjwz)
Physical twats are still pretty much in the female wheelhouse.
Posted by: rickb223 Citizen Moron #23492 at January 30, 2015 12:50 PM (czbC2)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 30, 2015 12:50 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Lauren at January 30, 2015 12:50 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 30, 2015 12:50 PM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 30, 2015 12:50 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2015 12:50 PM (LJcWW)
Posted by: TickledPink at January 30, 2015 12:48 PM
Prayers for your mom from me, also.
Posted by: huerfano at January 30, 2015 12:50 PM (bAGA/)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 30, 2015 12:51 PM (ASn1R)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2015 12:51 PM (LJcWW)
Posted by: Pavil Morozov at January 30, 2015 12:51 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 30, 2015 12:51 PM (7ObY1)
So that's where they've been hiding 'em!
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 30, 2015 12:51 PM (TPjwz)
Posted by: Not All Women Have Vaginas at January 30, 2015 12:51 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Garrett at January 30, 2015 12:52 PM (7+hc/)
The most famous example is "agricola," the latin word for farmer -- which (as you can tell by its "-a" ending) a feminine noun.
Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2015 12:52 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: @votermom at January 30, 2015 12:52 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 12:52 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Not All Women Have Vaginas at January 30, 2015 12:52 PM (ZPrif)
take out any word that hinders skirting the law
that is the dem mandate now
take out "terrorist"
take out "citizen"
take out gender references
...
free-wielding-lawyers-a-writing-new-laws-with-leftprogjudges-nodding-in-approval
rewrite the laws
rewrite the laws
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 12:52 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Lauren at January 30, 2015 12:52 PM (MYCIw)
But if you do, we have this snazzy brown armband for you. And 200 extra calories per day in your ObamaMeal.
Posted by: The Progs at January 30, 2015 12:52 PM (7ObY1)
Yeah, that.
Posted by: Mega at January 30, 2015 12:52 PM (hHFOx)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 30, 2015 12:53 PM (ASn1R)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2015 12:53 PM (Gl6jb)
If that doesn't catch on, there's always the snazzy "Tovarish".
Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2015 12:53 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 12:53 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 30, 2015 12:53 PM (uSAVP)
Why the WH is insistent that the Taliban is 'terrorist-lite"
Work place violence, or when terrorists gunfire erupts in OTHER peoples' workplace
How the Muslim Brotherhood is a secular organization
"Man -caused disasters: For those special occaisons when you wanna be politically correct AND invoke the eeeeevvvviiiil "Man".
Posted by: zombie Citizen Robespierre at January 30, 2015 12:53 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 30, 2015 12:53 PM (qh617)
It's like a Russ Meyer movie in this café.
Posted by: J Seinfeld at January 30, 2015 12:53 PM (AbFmZ)
Posted by: gdonovan at January 30, 2015 12:53 PM (Ipxoj)
That just seems wrong.
Stupid Latin-based languages.
Posted by: The Progs at January 30, 2015 12:54 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 30, 2015 12:54 PM (pMuvd)
Feminists are idiotic twats.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2015 12:54 PM (+YMhA)
From Me also. My Mother -in -law is in Her last days under Hospice care right now... It's tough.... She is 97 and lived a full life...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 30, 2015 12:54 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2015 12:54 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Garrett at January 30, 2015 12:52 PM (7+hc/)
My response would be.... sorry DUDE, Hetero....
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 30, 2015 12:54 PM (qh617)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 30, 2015 12:54 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2015 12:54 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Boots at January 30, 2015 12:54 PM (l9mF2)
We've taken care of everything
The words you read, the songs you sing
The pictures that give pleasure to your eyes
It's one for all, all for one
We work together, common sons
Never need to wonder how or why
We are the priests
Of the Temples of Syrinx
Our great computers
Fill the hollowed halls
We are the priests
Of the Temples of Syrinx
All the gifts of life
Are held within our walls
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 30, 2015 12:54 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 12:54 PM (klaU/)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 12:55 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at January 30, 2015 12:55 PM (baiNQ)
Wait...What???
Inadvertently...??? so how do they know?
I guess advertently is OK then?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2015 12:55 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 30, 2015 12:55 PM (ASn1R)
Look around this world we made
Equality of stock in trade
Come and join the brotherhood of man
Oh what a wide contented world
Let the banners be unfurled
Hold the red star proudly high in hand
We are the priests
Of the Temples of Syrinx
Our great computers
Fill the hollowed halls
We are the priests
Of the Temples of Syrinx
All the gifts of life
Are held within our walls
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 30, 2015 12:55 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2015 12:54 PM (+YMhA)
Why, Yes.
Yes, they are.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 12:55 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 30, 2015 12:55 PM (0HooB)
One of the more intriguing details about Latin is that, although all nouns are either masculine, feminine or neuter, some of the most unexpected nouns are feminine
One of the cool things about Krautish is that girls are neuter until they pass a threshold (first kiss, virginity, marriage...standards vary) and then they become feminine.
Das Fraeulein. Die Frau.
So when you're using a pronoun in a sentence about a girl you call her "it".
Posted by: Mr. Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 12:55 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2015 12:54 PM (zt+N6)
Ah, ok. *ahem* Fuck you, MR buzzion.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 12:55 PM (da5Wo)
Welcome to the machine.
Where have you been?
It's alright, we know where you've been!
Posted by: Citizen X at January 30, 2015 12:56 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2015 12:56 PM (Gl6jb)
I'm sure glad I don't have to give a fuck what the SJWs want me to do, say, or be.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 30, 2015 12:56 PM (9KY3c)
Indeed. Some future civilization will probably refer to Huxley and Orwell as Prophets.
Posted by: DocJ at January 30, 2015 12:56 PM (zrsn3)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2015 12:51 PM (LJcWW)
How about "deluded fool?"
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2015 12:56 PM (+YMhA)
This is exactly the kind of stupid shit they say to each other ... because they know they'll get told to shove it up their ass otherwise.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 30, 2015 12:56 PM (EPqyT)
I'm so hoping they play that when I see them live in June.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 30, 2015 12:56 PM (7ObY1)
propola = shopkeeper (i.e. person who runs a retail store).
Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2015 12:56 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 30, 2015 12:54 PM (qh617)
Talk like that is not going to get you anywhere. They have a dungeon for people like you.
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 12:56 PM (klaU/)
Not knowing is indeed hard.
I mean, if I went with her, I would still be helpless. There isn't much I can do. But, sit and wait.
I hate the idea that if it is bad news, she is alone.
Posted by: TickledPink at January 30, 2015 12:57 PM (RLev8)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 30, 2015 12:57 PM (ASn1R)
Posted by: willow at January 30, 2015 12:57 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: willow at January 30, 2015 12:57 PM (nqBYe)
"Citizen Moron"? You're excluding immigrants, you racist h8r!
Now "Comrade Moron": that's acceptable.
Posted by: The PC Cops (who don't exist) at January 30, 2015 12:57 PM (zcbZo)
You can still say what you want. Unless you aren't in public, of course.
But you are free in your home. Unless somebody writes what you said on social media, of course.
But you are free to speak your mind to people as long as it isn't recorded and you have absolute faith that they will never rat you out on social media.
Ah, America. Smell the Freedom!!!
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 30, 2015 12:57 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: ThunderB, Official Bergdahl Face Puncher at January 30, 2015 12:57 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 30, 2015 12:46 PM
Hey...is "boned" now a trigger word?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2015 12:58 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2015 12:58 PM (LJcWW)
My wife calls babies "it", even if they're wearing the obvious color-indicators. She doesn't typically switch to he/she until she's been around it a few weeks.
She didn't even notice until I pointed her habit out.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2015 12:58 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: willow at January 30, 2015 12:58 PM (nqBYe)
Obamanomics, that the asshole-shaped chocolate ration will be increased to twenty
grams a week!
Fixed... comrade.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 30, 2015 12:58 PM (L6/+u)
Indeed. Some future civilization will probably refer to Huxley and Orwell as Prophets.
Posted by: DocJ at January 30, 2015 12:56 PM (zrsn3)
Yeah... it aint all its supposed to be....
Posted by: Cassandra at January 30, 2015 12:58 PM (qh617)
Posted by: TickledPink at January 30, 2015 12:48 PM
Prayers from arkansas!
Posted by: Lea - Marco? Polo! at January 30, 2015 12:58 PM (SebRf)
So say you're in the grocery store and you see a female gendered person
drop their keys. How do you get their attention without being an
oppressive male?
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2015 12:56 PM (Gl6jb)
Grab her boob and make a honking sound?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 12:58 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Joe Biden, War Chief at January 30, 2015 12:59 PM (W6iIX)
*Ahem*
This assumes, and places value on, citizenship.
Which is so, like, 20th century, donchaknow?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2015 12:59 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 30, 2015 12:59 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Citizen OG Celtic-American, Level Ultraviolet Troubleshooter at January 30, 2015 12:59 PM (ASn1R)
Damn, my life is now complete. Quoted by the horde!
Where is my Ace of Spades membership card?
Posted by: gdonovan at January 30, 2015 12:59 PM (Ipxoj)
Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 12:59 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Grabthar's Hammer at January 30, 2015 12:59 PM (w0+EB)
Posted by: Jeb Bush 2016 at January 30, 2015 12:59 PM (W6iIX)
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2015 12:59 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: willow at January 30, 2015 12:59 PM (nqBYe)
The use of "citizen" is to be discontinued. The proper appelation as approved my Minitrue will be "Comrade."
Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 12:59 PM (iIzG7)
sailor = nauta
There is no masculine noun for sailor!
Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2015 12:59 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Jean at January 30, 2015 12:59 PM (hgEWn)
Posted by: Jean at January 30, 2015 12:59 PM (hgEWn)
Try to kick them in front of her. That's chivalrous.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 30, 2015 01:00 PM (pMuvd)
Posted by: HoboJerk, Citizen Moron at January 30, 2015 01:00 PM (FA3Z7)
Posted by: Joe Biden, War Chief at January 30, 2015 12:59 PM (W6iIX)
At least as micro as your brain, dork.
Huh huh, burn!
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2015 01:00 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Lea - Sorry make that Miss Leaette at January 30, 2015 01:00 PM (SebRf)
Sorry you didn't get dealt a macro, Joe.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 30, 2015 01:00 PM (TPjwz)
Posted by: Random Rebel at January 30, 2015 01:00 PM (qh617)
Free Speech doesn't mean a mob of anonymous strangers doesn't have the right to destroy your life and render you unemployable!!!
Posted by: Prog Lynch Mob at January 30, 2015 01:01 PM (ZPrif)
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152523198102261fref=nf
Posted by: jwb7605 at January 30, 2015 01:01 PM (ZALPg)
Posted by: Citizen OG Celtic-American, Level Ultraviolet Troubleshooter at January 30, 2015 01:01 PM (ASn1R)
Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 01:01 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 30, 2015 01:01 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Abdi Husain Mohamad at January 30, 2015 01:01 PM (W6iIX)
Posted by: Mr. Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 01:01 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: HoboJerk, Citizen Comrade Moron at January 30, 2015 01:01 PM (FA3Z7)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 30, 2015 01:02 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2015 01:02 PM (+YMhA)
But we're the ones who are allegedly on the outside-looking-in of The Reality Based Community(TM).
Posted by: DocJ at January 30, 2015 01:02 PM (zrsn3)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 30, 2015 01:02 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2015 01:02 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Mr. Bandersnatch
No. 'Fappette' is more genteel. And worth watching.
Posted by: zombie Citizen Robespierre at January 30, 2015 01:02 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin at January 30, 2015 01:02 PM (Mrl1e)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 30, 2015 01:02 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: DocJ at January 30, 2015 01:02 PM (zrsn3)
Well, it is science-y.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2015 01:03 PM (+YMhA)
"Who is Number 1?"
"You are number 6."
"I AM NOT A NUMBER! I AM A FREE MAN!!"
"Ah, ha ha ha ha ha..."
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 01:03 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 01:03 PM (iIzG7)
Breitbart
Sure why not. Why could possibly go wrong? So we will have alot more "Seniors" and "Seniorettas" here or is that verboten also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2015 01:03 PM (LJcWW)
*snerk*
Do you work in an office? If you do, you have to treat these people as the dangerous children they are. With great care.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2015 01:03 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 30, 2015 01:03 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: willow at January 30, 2015 01:03 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Citizen OG Celtic-American, Level Ultraviolet Troubleshooter at January 30, 2015 01:03 PM (ASn1R)
I am Comrade 13
Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 01:01 PM (zOTsN)
I am NOT a number!!!!
/runs from a big white ball
Posted by: Number 6 at January 30, 2015 01:03 PM (qh617)
Breitbart
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2015 01:03 PM (LJcWW)
we don't process on mulims and illegals, it is in the manual
Posted by: Big Data at January 30, 2015 01:04 PM (W6iIX)
Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 12:59 PM (zOTsN)
Wish i had thought of that.
Posted by: 123 & 7 at January 30, 2015 01:04 PM (klaU/)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 01:04 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Citizen OG Celtic-American, Level Ultraviolet Troubleshooter at January 30, 2015 01:04 PM (ASn1R)
Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 01:04 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Village People at January 30, 2015 01:04 PM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 01:04 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 01:05 PM (klaU/)
Posted by: Putin at January 30, 2015 01:05 PM (LJcWW)
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 01:05 PM (klaU/)
Posted by: Garrett at January 30, 2015 01:05 PM (7+hc/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 30, 2015 01:03 PM (8ZskC)
Over my dead body...
oh... wait.... crap....
Posted by: Gen George S. Patton, rolling in his Grave at January 30, 2015 01:05 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Big White Ball at January 30, 2015 01:05 PM (pMuvd)
Tex Lovera and I think alike.
Tex, I'd worry about that if I were you.
Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 01:04 PM (iIzG7)
Funny, I was thinking THE SAME THING.
<shudders>
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 01:05 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Penfold at January 30, 2015 01:05 PM (Fbt5B)
From Drudge:
WEEKEND: NFL officials will hold balls before Super Bowl...
Posted by: HH at January 30, 2015 01:05 PM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 30, 2015 01:05 PM (2o6Wj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 30, 2015 01:06 PM (W5DcG)
From Merriam-Webster:
comrade -
1. an intimate friend or associate.
FULL STOP. Massive fail.
Posted by: rickb223 Citizen Moron #23492 at January 30, 2015 01:06 PM (czbC2)
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 01:05 PM (klaU/)
actually this might work...if all our comments are numbers then no can...wait...
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 01:06 PM (klaU/)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 30, 2015 01:06 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at January 30, 2015 01:06 PM (PGXA8)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 30, 2015 01:06 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Citizen OG Celtic-American, Level Ultraviolet Troubleshooter at January 30, 2015 01:06 PM (ASn1R)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 12:58 PM (wtvvX)
wiping the spit-take off of my monitor!
Posted by: Citizen X at January 30, 2015 01:06 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 12:58 PM (wtvvX)
wiping the spit-take off of my monitor!
Posted by: Citizen X at January 30, 2015 01:06 PM (7ObY1)
That just seems wrong.
And the knife is neuter, which also feels wrong.
(Three words for "the" and I've only got a 20% chance of guessing correctly. Harrumph.)
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 30, 2015 01:07 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Ickey Woods at January 30, 2015 01:07 PM (7+hc/)
not to mention it offends the transmorons
no
no moron for you!
Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 01:07 PM (zOTsN)
So, the NFL can hold their balls, but Marshawn Lynch can't grab his crotch?
RAYCISSSSSSS
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 01:07 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 30, 2015 01:07 PM (7ObY1)
But can't figure out who is here Illegally?
Geee.... wonder why....
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 30, 2015 01:07 PM (qh617)
Posted by: anchovy at January 30, 2015 01:07 PM (PtVFw)
I've miles
And miles
Of files
Pretty files of your forefather's fruit
and now to suit our
great computer,
You're magnetic ink.
Posted by: Moody Blues at January 30, 2015 01:07 PM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: 4-willow at January 30, 2015 01:07 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Cuny at January 30, 2015 01:07 PM (LJcWW)
Posted by: Citizen OG Celtic-American, Level Ultraviolet Troubleshooter at January 30, 2015 01:07 PM (ASn1R)
Posted by: Mega at January 30, 2015 01:07 PM (hHFOx)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 30, 2015 01:08 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2015 01:08 PM (zoehZ)
no such thing as 'political correctness', it's just advocating for tolerance
Posted by: mallfly at January 30, 2015 01:08 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2015 01:08 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: rickb223 Citizen Moron #23492 at January 30, 2015 01:08 PM (czbC2)
Posted by: Citizen OG Celtic-American, Level Ultraviolet Troubleshooter at January 30, 2015 01:08 PM (ASn1R)
seven? Climate quadism is offensive to regions that don't have this
particular weather pattern like Siberia or the Amazon. Henceforth, the
four traditional seasons will no longer be used in favor of the expression "local
weather pattern.typical for this time of the year."
Posted by: Helpful Social Justice Warrior That Just Wants Fairness at January 30, 2015 01:08 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: 4 at January 30, 2015 01:08 PM (nqBYe)
Still won't fix the issue if the popular theory is correct.
If the Pats fill the balls in a sauna, they're technically compliant. They can be measured shortly thereafter and be compliant. After sitting outside for a while, they're fluffy football shaped pillows.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2015 01:08 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: DocJ at January 30, 2015 01:08 PM (zrsn3)
Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2015 01:08 PM (zoehZ)
You really want to know the answer to that?
Posted by: Joe McCarthey at January 30, 2015 01:09 PM (LJcWW)
Fcuking Pixie
Posted by: Citizen X at January 30, 2015 01:07 PM (7ObY1)
Thanks for the status update.
How was it?
Posted by: Mr. Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 01:09 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 30, 2015 01:09 PM (7+hc/)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 30, 2015 01:09 PM (rwI+c)
Also, all forms of honorifics are oppressive if Mr. and Mrs. are -- Please make a note to eliminate titles such as Dr., Professor, sir and madam from your vocabularies.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 30, 2015 01:09 PM (9KY3c)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 12:58 PM......................Cut, Jib, Newsletter.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2015 01:09 PM (Gl6jb)
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 30, 2015 01:10 PM (qh617)
September 10th, 2008.
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 30, 2015 01:09 PM (rwI+c)
No that is when it turned into a shit hole
Posted by: Joe McCarthey at January 30, 2015 01:10 PM (LJcWW)
Posted by: Mark Spitz in the pool at January 30, 2015 01:10 PM (w4B97)
If the Pats fill the balls in a sauna, they're
technically compliant. They can be measured shortly thereafter and be
compliant. After sitting outside for a while, they're fluffy football
shaped pillows.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2015 01:08 PM (jhqr1)
filling their balls in a sauna sounds kinda' gay. Amirite?
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 01:10 PM (klaU/)
Posted by: Citizen OG Celtic-American, Comrade 69, Level Ultraviolet Troubleshooter at January 30, 2015 01:10 PM (ASn1R)
Posted by: Bigby's Mittens at January 30, 2015 01:10 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2015 01:10 PM (LJcWW)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 01:10 PM (wtvvX)
Dah do der die, dah do der das, that's all I've got to say to you.
Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 01:10 PM (iIzG7)
Everybody has gender-neutral clothing, shaved heads, and random numbers/letters for names. Total gender equality.
"It was a warning, not an instruction manual, you idiots!"
Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2015 01:10 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: bonhomme
Bring an air pump to the sidelines, and put it next to the Patriots lip readers.
Posted by: zombie Citizen Robespierre at January 30, 2015 01:10 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 01:10 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 30, 2015 01:11 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: 4 at January 30, 2015 01:11 PM (nqBYe)
I am soooooo stealing that.
I am glad that someone in that article pointed out that using people's names without a title is highly offensive in some cultures.
I was raised that in a professional context, you call someone Mr. or Mrs. or Miss or Ms. [ whatever ] until that person tells you to address them by their first name. Doing otherwise is rude rude rude.
It's not discriminatory. It's polite.
Posted by: alexthechick - I'll stop attention whoring when you start listening at January 30, 2015 01:11 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 30, 2015 01:11 PM (2o6Wj)
204 Why is a fork feminine and a spoon masculine? That just seems wrong. And the knife is neuter, which also feels wrong.(Three words for "the" and I've only got a 20% chance of guessing correctly. Harrumph.)
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 30, 2015 01:07 PM (ZKzrr)
Well actually lower than that. Depending on where it is in the sentence its potentially another word for "the."
Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2015 01:11 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at January 30, 2015 01:11 PM (jWLB8)
Speech nazis are always about thought control.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 30, 2015 01:11 PM (ZPrif)
Amirite?
Posted by: Badda Bing
That wasn't their balls they were filling.....
Posted by: rickb223 Citizen Moron #23492 at January 30, 2015 01:11 PM (czbC2)
Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 01:12 PM (zOTsN)
---------------------
The designated title will actually be "Friend".
Friend Ace
Friend HH
Friend PoliticalHat
Friend Computer
And so on...
Posted by: junior at January 30, 2015 01:12 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: 928 at January 30, 2015 01:12 PM (rwI+c)
brb, bunk...
--------------------------------------------
Remember, Seven of Nines was once upon a time married to Candidate for US Senate from Illinois - Jack Ryan (R).
Then it was revealed by the Chgo Tribune - which accessed sealed divorce records - that allegedly Jack wanted to have kinky sex with Seven of Nine and she used that in her divorce petition.
Ryan was leading in that 2004 race until he dropped out due to the scandal (and btw they never did have the kinky sex).
And that's just one of the puzzle pieces that fit together to gift us with Teh Won in 2008.
Posted by: Boots at January 30, 2015 01:12 PM (l9mF2)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 01:12 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Bob Seger... Leftist at January 30, 2015 01:12 PM (qh617)
gradual process or did it happen all at once and it took me a while to
notice?"
It was long time in the making but I think the day Al Gore conceded to George Bush was the official start date.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 30, 2015 01:12 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: 928 at January 30, 2015 01:12 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 30, 2015 01:12 PM (Sd++4)
Posted by: Citizen OG Celtic-American, Comrade 69, Level Ultraviolet Troubleshooter at January 30, 2015 01:12 PM (ASn1R)
Posted by: Garrett at January 30, 2015 01:12 PM (lf/74)
Hell the femicrazies think my maleness is offensive. If everything is now offensive, then there are no rules of etiquette to mitigate it.
So anyway, cfuk off.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 30, 2015 01:12 PM (HBAcW)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2015 01:13 PM (ABcz/)
filling their balls in a sauna sounds kinda' gay. Amirite?
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 01:10 PM
I think emptying their balls in the sauna would be a bit more ghey.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2015 01:13 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 01:13 PM (KGwO/)
So. Good morning, assholes.
Posted by: Soona at January 30, 2015 01:13 PM (oGFXe)
Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 01:13 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 01:10 PM (wtvvX)
I'm pretty sure the same thing is going on in Europe.
Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2015 01:13 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: rickb223 Citizen Moron #23492 at January 30, 2015 01:14 PM (czbC2)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 30, 2015 01:11 PM (2o6Wj)
What are you a trouble maker or something?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2015 01:14 PM (LJcWW)
Posted by: Comrade Pi at January 30, 2015 01:14 PM (lf/74)
Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2015 01:14 PM (7x4lH)
But then again, we're living in a society where people openly "identify" themselves as being the spirit of fictional creatures inside human bodies (ie, the Otherkin phenomenon). And we're the bigots if we look at them like they're crazy, which they are.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at January 30, 2015 01:14 PM (KkVB6)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2015 01:15 PM (7x4lH)
I repeat myself.
great NASCAR ad, if you haven't seen it.
http://tinyurl.com/lymzpq5
fun TGIF morning video
really fun
sounds just like a moron/ette
tis a hotair linkie
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 01:15 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Citizen OG Celtic-American, Comrade 69, Level Ultraviolet Troubleshooter at January 30, 2015 01:15 PM (ASn1R)
Posted by: Penfold 25.3 at January 30, 2015 01:15 PM (Fbt5B)
Up the irons for those who are not in lock-step! Pass out the medication and hand me my "Happy Card", so I may receive my ration of Taco Bell Liquor!
After about a week of reading from the Government Taco Bell Reader, I'll be fashioning a firearms, flamethrowers and a swords for the "Re-Reckoning" that will boil from my sub-cockles, (possibly the bowels), of my Very Existence.
If you piss someone like me off enough through this nonsense, You've Got A Problem. If I get loud, there are going to be some meager-minded Socialist Slugs shriveling beneath my Personal Brand of "Reckoning Salt".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 01:15 PM (16bOT)
http://tinyurl.com/n6qpx33
"Diverse" neighborhoods correlate positively with crime. Homogeneous neighborhoods, not so much. Duh, says the Moron, correctly.
Yet the forced beatings of immigration will continue until morale improves.
Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 01:15 PM (KGwO/)
.(Three words for "the" and I've only got a 20% chance of guessing correctly. Harrumph.)
Try four words for "the" with four cases. And you have to get the adjective endings to match.
Posted by: Mr. Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 01:15 PM (JtwS4)
239 Are these feminist twats trying to pull this shit with other languages? Or just English?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 01:10 PM (wtvvX)
I'm pretty sure the same thing is going on in Europe.
Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2015 01:13 PM (zoehZ)
Europe actually has a bit of a head-start on us. Take a good look at the UK - if we're fortunate that will be us in about 15-20 years.
Posted by: DocJ at January 30, 2015 01:15 PM (zrsn3)
filling their balls in a sauna sounds kinda' gay.
Amirite?
Posted by: Badda Bing
That wasn't their balls they were filling.....
Posted by: rickb223 Citizen Moron #23492 at January 30, 2015 01:11 PM (czbC2)
Sorry rick 'comrade' that number #23492 is taken. You will need to add a digit, but hurry or it will be two digits so fill out the form 2483941/589651-1.
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 01:15 PM (klaU/)
Zombie, here's another Latin one: lanista, the owner of a gladiatorial training school.
Posted by: Trotsky w/an ice-pick thru his head at January 30, 2015 01:16 PM (ZgsoJ)
Posted by: Comrade Pi at January 30, 2015 01:14 PM (lf/74)
FIFY.
Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2015 01:16 PM (zoehZ)
And there are times when you NEED to be offended... because you are breaking some moral or societal rule... in an ongoing manner.
and short of legal intervention, offending you is the only real way of correcting that action...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 30, 2015 01:16 PM (qh617)
It's not discriminatory. It's polite.
Posted by: alexthechick - I'll stop attention whoring when you start listening at January 30, 2015 01:11 PM
P.J. O'Rourke has a great essay dissecting an academic PC Style Manual in one of his books (CEO of the Sofa, iirc). Hi-larious. Tried to apply all of the rules at once and each one managed to violate one of the others.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2015 01:16 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Chet Cognomen, Citizen Moron #4562345 at January 30, 2015 01:16 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 01:10 PM (wtvvX)
Tex, in half the world women can't speak unless spoken to so, no.
This is a first world problem, the deconstruction of our culture, our language, our values.
Try this shit in wherever it is they speak Swahili, and you'd find out how you say "fuck you, shut up" in Swahili.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 30, 2015 01:16 PM (XmOA9)
Pretty much all of the "new" genders are crazy. Like there's one for being attracted to intellectuals. Whoop-te-doo for you, honey, that is information about you that I do not need to know.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2015 01:17 PM (ABcz/)
sides of a coin
Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 01:17 PM (zOTsN)
283 .(Three words for "the" and I've only got a 20% chance of guessing correctly. Harrumph.)Try four words for "the" with four cases. And you have to get the adjective endings to match.
Posted by: Mr. Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 01:15 PM (JtwS4)
Well she's right on "three words" in the subjective case. The plural and feminine "The" are both "die"
Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2015 01:17 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Chief of Stuff, Department of the Posterior at January 30, 2015 01:17 PM (7u7u7)
Posted by: comrade Satan at January 30, 2015 01:17 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 30, 2015 01:17 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 01:17 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 30, 2015 01:17 PM (659DL)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 30, 2015 01:17 PM (TPjwz)
Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 01:17 PM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: 4 at January 30, 2015 01:17 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2015 01:17 PM (ahBY0)
and I wound up 1/4 defending Huckadoodle this week...
God I hate politics.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 30, 2015 01:18 PM (/4AZU)
Still haven't figured out the damn three shells thing...
Posted by: John Spartan at January 30, 2015 01:18 PM (qh617)
Well, if I have to go by a number, mine's going to be irrational...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 01:12 PM (wtvvX)
as long as it's not Primary comrade because...equality.
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 01:18 PM (klaU/)
You have been scheduled for re-education. An NSA assistant will be with you shortly.
Have a nice day.
Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 01:18 PM (KGwO/)
Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 01:18 PM (zOTsN)
The undergraduate population of CUNY is 57% female.
Yep. 57%.
That's actually par for the course for most US colleges.
And what do they see as a problem? That STEM doesn't have enough women.
What's amazing about "progressives" is that they are always fighting 100-year-old injustices.
Posted by: DOCTOR!!! Amy Bishop at January 30, 2015 01:18 PM (b65cm)
Posted by: Tax Unit 928 at January 30, 2015 01:18 PM (rwI+c)
Only by all of us being nothing can we ensure each of us is equal.
Posted by: Citizen OG Celtic-American, Comrade 69, Level Ultraviolet Troubleshooter at January 30, 2015 01:18 PM (ASn1R)
Posted by: AmishDude at January 30, 2015 01:19 PM (b65cm)
Or as southerners would say, lanister.
Posted by: rickb223 Citizen Moron #234929 at January 30, 2015 01:19 PM (czbC2)
Spanish has two verbs for "to be", Ser and Estar. One is used for things that are now, but won't always be, ie temporary. The other is for a permanent condition.
The rules are mostly consistent, but here's a hilarious example of an odd usage: If two people say they're boyfriend/girlfriend, they use the permanent verb. "Somos novios". If two people say they're married, they use the TEMPORARY verb, "Estamos casados."
Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2015 01:19 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: 3 at January 30, 2015 01:19 PM (rwI+c)
Your suggestion has been reported to the proper authorities and your account has been suspended.
Have a nice day.
Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 01:19 PM (KGwO/)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 30, 2015 01:20 PM (TPjwz)
Yeah, I've been hearing that one all my life. Total bullshit.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 30, 2015 01:20 PM (b65cm)
Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 01:20 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 01:21 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Ever at January 30, 2015 01:21 PM (hRV3r)
Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 01:21 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 30, 2015 01:21 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Tax Unit 928 at January 30, 2015 01:21 PM (rwI+c)
Coach Mike Ditka was another piece.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 30, 2015 01:21 PM (0HooB)
then i will show i am neither this or that.
Posted by: 0 at January 30, 2015 01:21 PM (nqBYe)
Pretty much all of the "new" genders are crazy. Like there's one for being attracted to intellectuals. Whoop-te-doo for you, honey, that is information about you that I do not need to know.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2015 01:17 PM (ABcz/)
Right!
What confuses me is how that even has anything to do with whether or not you check off the male or female box on a form? So what if you like smarties? That preference does not affect whether or not you have dangly bits.
I can't help but wonder if this isn't just an extension of all the "everyone must be a very unique and special snowflake" thing.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at January 30, 2015 01:21 PM (KkVB6)
Posted by: zombie Citizen Robespierre at January 30, 2015 01:22 PM (Spluw)
Here's a stat for you.
The undergraduate population of CUNY is 57% female.
Posted by: DOCTOR!!! Amy Bishop at January 30, 2015 01:18 PM (b65cm)
UNDERgraduate can no longer be used to refer to a woman student! because it screams subjugation of da' wymens...so sexist!
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 01:22 PM (klaU/)
Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 01:22 PM (sgrzZ)
I like pi. Especially cherry.
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 30, 2015 01:22 PM (2o6Wj)
Posted by: Friend HH at January 30, 2015 01:22 PM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at January 30, 2015 01:23 PM (ZKzrr)
"everyone must be a very unique and special snowflake" thing.
That + gender studies needing something to talk about/agitate for.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2015 01:23 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 01:23 PM (KGwO/)
Heh, my new name will be "Phobos and Deimos."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 30, 2015 01:23 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 01:23 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: rickb223 Citizen Moron #234929 at January 30, 2015 01:23 PM (czbC2)
Well she's right on "three words" in the subjective case. The plural and feminine "The" are both "die"
Crap, I left out plural. OK, four cases, four genders (can't think of the right word that includes plural.
Der Den Dem Des
Die DieDer Der
Das Das Dem Des
Die Die Der Der
Might as well print it out and throw darts at it.
Posted by: Mr. Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 01:23 PM (JtwS4)
they all get numbers too
Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 01:23 PM (zOTsN)
I like pi. Especially cherry.
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 30, 2015 01:22 PM (2o6Wj)
Mine will be... imaginary....
Posted by: i at January 30, 2015 01:23 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 30, 2015 01:24 PM (HBAcW)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2015 01:24 PM (ZfsAh)
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom'
And saying "freshman' underplays the seriousness of rape culture. "Rapeman' is downright, upright.
Posted by: zombie Citizen Robespierre at January 30, 2015 01:24 PM (Spluw)
Well, since they're pretty much just making shit up now, I demand my number be imaginary.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2015 01:24 PM (knoK7)
clearly society needs many more members of the oppressed sex being forced into STEM (science, technology, engineering, and motherhood.)
Posted by: comrade Satan at January 30, 2015 01:24 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 01:22 PM (sgrzZ)
Network of course. I am a Person of All the Citizens
Posted by: kbdabear at January 30, 2015 01:24 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 01:24 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: 22/7 at January 30, 2015 01:24 PM (PGXA8)
Posted by: Buffalobob at January 30, 2015 01:24 PM (w+5ie)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 30, 2015 01:24 PM (XmOA9)
but don't use 867-5309... Jenny's got that one..
Posted by: i at January 30, 2015 01:24 PM (qh617)
we need to deal with this quickly
Posted by: 0 at January 30, 2015 01:25 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2015 01:25 PM (7vjeC)
Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at January 30, 2015 01:25 PM (XlFLJ)
Hello, -i.
Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 01:25 PM (iIzG7)
***********
My officemates are non insane southerners so we're mostly ok.
Posted by: Lea at January 30, 2015 01:25 PM (lIU4e)
If two people say they're boyfriend/girlfriend, they use the permanent verb. "Somos novios". If two people say they're married, they use the TEMPORARY verb, "Estamos casados."
That there is hilarious.
And true.
Posted by: Mr. Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 01:25 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at January 30, 2015 01:25 PM (ZKzrr)
This is what the fevered Left thinks a Christian-Right society would look like. Manipulative, oppressive and absurd.
Thank God we've been spared such craziness.
Posted by: Kirk at January 30, 2015 01:25 PM (GBnWt)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at January 30, 2015 01:25 PM (RNhbC)
Posted by: Buffalobob at January 30, 2015 01:24 PM (w+5ie)
duNb ass?
/facepalm
Posted by: i at January 30, 2015 01:26 PM (qh617)
I've been 7605 since February, 1968.
To seal the deal, my dog's chip number came back 7605 for the last 4 digits.
She's usually acting like a Moron, too.
Posted by: jwb7605 at January 30, 2015 01:26 PM (ZALPg)
Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 01:26 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 01:26 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 30, 2015 01:26 PM (F1ZcE)
Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at January 30, 2015 01:25 PM
Per the last thread, we do not have Bush.
Posted by: Booger at January 30, 2015 01:26 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2015 01:26 PM (7vjeC)
Posted by: Citizen Guillotine at January 30, 2015 01:26 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: i at January 30, 2015 01:27 PM (TPjwz)
Posted by: Stan Gable at January 30, 2015 01:27 PM (zrsn3)
Coach Mike Ditka was another piece.
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Yeah I forgot about that piece. Damn he could have won and done nothing but party all the time in DC for 6 years and we'd have been better off. IIRC he talked to George Allen/Virginia about the responsibilities of the job and decided it was too much like work.
Responsibilities. What a quaint word.
Posted by: Boots at January 30, 2015 01:27 PM (l9mF2)
Posted by: j at January 30, 2015 01:27 PM (TPjwz)
Posted by: rickb223 Citizen Moron #234929 at January 30, 2015 01:28 PM (czbC2)
Thank you and have a nice day.
Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 01:28 PM (KGwO/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 01:28 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2015 01:28 PM (7vjeC)
367 "Hair pi! Hair pi!"
Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at January 30, 2015 01:25 PM
Per the last thread, we do not have Bush.
Posted by: Booger at January 30, 2015 01:26 PM (knoK7)
Yeah..... gotta say I never thought I'd be one who didn't like Bush....
Does that make me Gay?
Posted by: i at January 30, 2015 01:28 PM (qh617)
So knowing the gender and declension are both important. As a side note, sometimes even in English animals are 'it' even when they obviously have a gender. (And sometimes people get the genders wrong, like how it's only Ms. Quito who bites.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 30, 2015 01:28 PM (q/aTs)
Posted by: #infinity at January 30, 2015 01:28 PM (TPjwz)
Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 01:28 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 30, 2015 01:29 PM (2o6Wj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 01:28 PM (l1zOH)
Well at the most 43%.
Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 01:29 PM (sgrzZ)
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O is still laughing over the requests for F&F and Benghazi documents.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 01:29 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2015 01:29 PM (7vjeC)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 30, 2015 01:29 PM (XmOA9)
this sort of gender display divides us and "otherises" those among us who are not cis normative
therefore we should all wear the same clothing
like a Maoist poster
Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 01:30 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 01:30 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: zombie Citizen Robespierre at January 30, 2015 01:30 PM (Spluw)
Drudge
LOL
Posted by: Citizen Thin at January 30, 2015 01:28 PM
I'm sure AG Lynch will get right on that.
Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 01:30 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: If 6 Was 9 at January 30, 2015 01:30 PM (ahBY0)
BR-549 has just become available.
Posted by: rickb223 Citizen Moron #234929 at January 30, 2015 01:28 PM (czbC2)
Doom despair, and agony on me...
Deep dark depression, excessive misery...
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all...
Doom, Despair, and GOP for me.....
Posted by: Funny How HEE HAW had a Donkey... at January 30, 2015 01:30 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Mr. Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 01:30 PM (JtwS4)
Der Den Dem Des
Die DieDer Der
Das Das Dem Des
Die Die Der Der
Might as well print it out and throw darts at it.
Posted by: Mr. Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 01:23 PM (JtwS4)
Now I am thinking of The Simpsons episode with Sideshow Bob where he takes off his shirt and there's a DIE BART DIE tattoo and he's all oh that's German, it's The Bart The.
Posted by: alexthechick - BC IS WRONG IN ALL THE WAYS at January 30, 2015 01:30 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 01:31 PM (KGwO/)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 30, 2015 01:31 PM (2o6Wj)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2015 01:31 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at January 30, 2015 01:31 PM (PGXA8)
*ahem*
Posted by: Skinny Jeans and Hoodies at January 30, 2015 01:31 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 01:31 PM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 01:31 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at January 30, 2015 01:31 PM (GuwT9)
takes off his shirt and there's a DIE BART DIE tattoo and he's all oh
that's German, it's The Bart The.
No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at January 30, 2015 01:31 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 01:32 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 01:32 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 30, 2015 01:32 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2015 01:33 PM (GGCsk)
That's COMRADE Zero to you, citizen. Report to the appropriate re-education facility at once. (I'll save you a top bunk.)
Posted by: DocJ at January 30, 2015 01:33 PM (zrsn3)
Any here ever use a signal booster at home for their mobile phone? Do they work?
Posted by: shredded chi at January 30, 2015 01:33 PM (3Eg8d)
Posted by: Friend HH at January 30, 2015 01:33 PM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 01:33 PM (2Aj5D)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 30, 2015 01:33 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 30, 2015 01:33 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 01:33 PM (sgrzZ)
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You say that as though Left/Liberal 'philosophy' isn't structured entirely on hypocrisy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 01:33 PM (l1zOH)
I believe in some states it's already "Parent A" and "Parent B" on the birth certificate.
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at January 30, 2015 01:33 PM (ZKzrr)
Yes, Morons with outstanding senses of humor should be trolling the Left more often.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 30, 2015 01:34 PM (HBAcW)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 30, 2015 01:34 PM (PGXA8)
Sideshow Bob where he takes off his shirt and there's a DIE BART DIE
tattoo and he's all oh that's German, it's The Bart The.
Posted by: alexthechick - BC IS WRONG IN ALL THE WAYS at January 30, 2015 01:30 PM (mf5HN)
Well, nobody who speaks German could be evil!
Posted by: mugiwara at January 30, 2015 01:34 PM (06U11)
Statism stands on a fundamental falsehood; that if we all pool our work together that it will benefit all of society.
This is false due to human nature. It *could* be true, but it is not. Thus in order to accomplish this grand scheme, the statist is forced to pile lie atop lie, one to support the other.
And the next thing you know we have things like this.
You are free in a communist society to do anything that you are told to do. You see? Completely free.
Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at January 30, 2015 01:34 PM (6G698)
Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 01:34 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Book Burner at January 30, 2015 01:34 PM (qh617)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 30, 2015 01:34 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 01:34 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Chinese restaurant at January 30, 2015 01:34 PM (Spluw)
Square root of (sh(-i)t) squared.
Dividing by zero......
Posted by: rickb223 Citizen Moron #234929 at January 30, 2015 01:35 PM (czbC2)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 30, 2015 01:35 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 01:35 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Andy Taylor at January 30, 2015 01:36 PM (Ks4nX)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 30, 2015 01:36 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: mugiwara at January 30, 2015 01:36 PM (06U11)
Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 01:36 PM (iIzG7)
Dear Leader is "Zero"
Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 01:32 PM (zOTsN)
Yup.... like patient Zero... the one who starts a plague....
Posted by: BB Wolf... not a number, becaue wolves don't do math at January 30, 2015 01:36 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 30, 2015 01:37 PM (81UWZ)
Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 01:37 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 01:37 PM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at January 30, 2015 01:38 PM (V70Uh)
This all seems like another edict from our upper class, white-privileged betters.
Posted by: taylork at January 30, 2015 01:38 PM (7W3uU)
WTF
It's like random magazine spew, the internet equivalent of clown barf.
Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 01:38 PM (KGwO/)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2015 01:38 PM (7vjeC)
Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 01:37 PM (sgrzZ)
sorry... trademarked.
Posted by: Lubrication Industry Legal Team at January 30, 2015 01:38 PM (qh617)
Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at January 30, 2015 01:38 PM (PGXA8)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 30, 2015 01:38 PM (2o6Wj)
Posted by: If 6 Was 9 at January 30, 2015 01:38 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, I'm not a number, I'm an elephant, man at January 30, 2015 01:39 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Keith
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Nah. Pixy just spits out a 'Divide by zero' error, and the line number.
Here, watch;
PRINT 3/0
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 01:39 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: rickb223 Citizen Moron #234929 at January 30, 2015 01:39 PM (czbC2)
This is subversive anti-revolutionary parental ordering wrecker propaganda.
I suggest parent A and parent A prime.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2015 01:39 PM (jhqr1)
See you next epoch!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2015 01:39 PM (7x4lH)
Posted by: Pixy at January 30, 2015 01:39 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2015 01:39 PM (7vjeC)
And just as evil: fertility doctors making a baby from Parents A, B, *and* C.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2015 01:40 PM (ABcz/)
Yes....I have Sprint, and am equidistant from the three towers around here. My service sucked in the house.
They gave me their internet booster and it works fantastically.
Installation is a little tricky. The system prefers a direct connection to the router, so I had to fiddle a bit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2015 01:40 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: 0-4 at January 30, 2015 01:40 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: 0-4 at January 30, 2015 01:40 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: alexthechick - BC IS WRONG IN ALL THE WAYS at January 30, 2015 01:40 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2015 01:40 PM (7vjeC)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 30, 2015 01:40 PM (16bOT)
Back during the Carter administration, I proposed that we put people's IQ scores on their driver's licenses, and let them drive at up to that speed. Here in California, that would have kept the average at 55.
Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 01:40 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: 86 at January 30, 2015 01:41 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 01:41 PM (l1zOH)
"Das Das Dem Des, Das Das Dem Des"
That's all I've got to say to you.
Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 01:34 PM (iIzG7)
Oh, very well played sir.
Posted by: Mr. Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 01:41 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Fore! at January 30, 2015 01:41 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, I'm not a number, I'm an elephant, man at January 30, 2015 01:41 PM (0HooB)
What about the word "boobeh"? Is that banned also?
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2015 01:41 PM (DXcH1)
IQ scores on their driver's licenses, and let them drive at up to that
speed. Here in California, that would have kept the average at 55.
Que? We don't need no stinking drivers license.
Posted by: Juan at January 30, 2015 01:41 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 30, 2015 01:42 PM (RZzX3)
Posted by: Progtard 2000 at January 30, 2015 01:42 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 01:42 PM (knoK7)
They've gone to plaid!
Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2015 01:42 PM (iIzG7)
You have been placed on an appropriate watch list and your account under review. Thank you and have a nice day.
Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 01:42 PM (KGwO/)
Posted by: ok 73 at January 30, 2015 01:43 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Lubrication Industry Legal Team at January 30, 2015 01:38 PM (qh617)
It's not a lubricant it's a water dispersant!
Posted by: Pedantic Bandersnatch who is kind of a dick at January 30, 2015 01:43 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: my name is 905 at January 30, 2015 01:43 PM (7vjeC)
Posted by: Chet Cognomen, Citizen Moron #4562345 at January 30, 2015 01:43 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: Comrade Pi at January 30, 2015 01:43 PM (lf/74)
I think we are just around the corner from the collapse of PC, or not.
Posted by: RioBravo at January 30, 2015 01:44 PM (z27Ny)
Posted by: Ken Doll at January 30, 2015 01:44 PM (7vjeC)
Posted by: mugiwara at January 30, 2015 01:36 PM
Whatever...just pass the wine.
Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 01:42 PM (knoK7)
No probs, love the nick btw. Mind if I just call you i for short?
Posted by: mugiwara at January 30, 2015 01:44 PM (06U11)
Posted by: Univac at January 30, 2015 01:44 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: rickb223 Citizen Moron #234929 at January 30, 2015 01:44 PM (czbC2)
Posted by: plumbing industry fails at January 30, 2015 01:45 PM (WNERA)
Hello, Marklars! How is your marklar going? I had to marklar a marklar this marklar because our marklar was marklared.
Posted by: Marmo at January 30, 2015 01:45 PM (QW+AD)
Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at January 30, 2015 01:45 PM (PGXA8)
Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 01:45 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 30, 2015 01:45 PM (7vjeC)
Posted by: Franco... at January 30, 2015 01:45 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Miley's Tongue at January 30, 2015 01:45 PM (R+h7Q)
Posted by: plumbing industry fails at January 30, 2015 01:45 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20 at January 30, 2015 01:46 PM (czbC2)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 01:46 PM (wtvvX)
Imaginary numbers...never turn you down
When all the others turn you away they're around
It's my private pleasure midnight fantasy
Someone to share my wildest dreams with me
Imaginary number, you're mine, anytime
Imaginary number, ooh yeah
When ordinary numbers don't feel what you feel
And real-life situations lose their thrill....
Posted by: fixerupper at January 30, 2015 01:46 PM (NaV4z)
During WWII my mom went to Mississippi to be with my dad who was stationed at an air force base. She had a job on a golf course. She got yelled at for addressing an adult black man who was a caddy as "Mr. ______". So I guess CUNY is now telling faculty that they can't address black men as "Mr."
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2015 01:46 PM (DXcH1)
Posted by: mugiwara at January 30, 2015 01:44 PM
I think someone grabbed "i" further upthread. Might get confusing.
Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 01:47 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 01:47 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, I'm not a number, I'm an elephant, man at January 30, 2015 01:47 PM (0HooB)
Ackpfftt! *hic*
Berke Breathed is the best!!
Posted by: Bill the Cat at January 30, 2015 01:47 PM (ABcz/)
IQ scores on their driver's licenses, and let them drive at up to that
speed. Here in California, that would have kept the average at 55.
Que? We don't need no stinking drivers license.
Posted by: Juan at January 30, 2015 01:41 PM (ABcz/)
I just wish the new illegal alien drivers here in California understood its 65 MILES per hour in the fast lane.... not 65 KIMOMETERS per hour...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 30, 2015 01:47 PM (qh617)
How shall we deal with people who yell "First"?
"Comrade, all of our post numbers are equal".
Posted by: HH at January 30, 2015 01:47 PM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: plumbing industry fails at January 30, 2015 01:45 PM (WNERA)
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butt joints
Posted by: fixerupper at January 30, 2015 01:47 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Comrade Pi at January 30, 2015 01:47 PM (lf/74)
Posted by: mugiwara at January 30, 2015 01:44 PM
I think someone grabbed "i" further upthread. Might get confusing.
Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 01:47 PM (knoK7)
that was just your imagination...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 30, 2015 01:48 PM (qh617)
Thas ray-ciss!
Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20 at January 30, 2015 01:48 PM (czbC2)
Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 01:48 PM (mf5HN)
Seeing a thing where Romney was "the head of the party" from Jub Bush.
Is it just me when I'm thinking it NEVER felt like Romney was the head of the party?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2015 01:48 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 30, 2015 01:48 PM (2o6Wj)
'CUNY Grad Center Forbids Saluting People by "Mr." or "Ms." Because It's Illegal to Offend People or Something'
You know, New York is patriarchal and colonial because it was named for a place in England.
I propose we change it to New Territory and alter CUNY's acronym accordingly.
Posted by: Mr. Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 01:48 PM (JtwS4)
They stole that from Peyo.
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at January 30, 2015 01:49 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 01:50 PM (KGwO/)
Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20 at January 30, 2015 01:50 PM (czbC2)
Posted by: Progtard 2000 at January 30, 2015 01:50 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 01:50 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: FDR's Television at January 30, 2015 01:50 PM (ne2fm)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 30, 2015 01:51 PM (NaV4z)
you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.
Posted by: HAL 9000
A bicycle built for two excludes persons in plural relationships, thoughtcriminal.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible 23 Skidoo at January 30, 2015 01:51 PM (GuwT9)
Does it help to put the thing in the attic?
Posted by: shredded chi at January 30, 2015 01:51 PM (3Eg8d)
Taylor Swift Just Trademarked 'This Sick Beat.' What Does That Mean?
You'll need a license from Taylor Swift if you want to market goods using a variety of phrases found in her 2014 album "1989" - phrases such as "Party Like It's 1989," "This Sick Beat," "'Cause We Never Go Out of Style," "Could Show You Incredible Things," and "Nice to Meet You, Where You Been?"
And if you use them commercially without her permission, she will have the right to sue you for an injunction or for damages. Why? Because Swift applied for and received federal trademark protection for those phrases.
the daily signal
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 01:51 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 30, 2015 01:52 PM (oDCMR)
I think we need some proof of this.
Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 01:52 PM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: 73 at January 30, 2015 01:52 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 01:52 PM (zOTsN)
I suggest that we add the gender neutral appellation
"smurf"
to everyone's name.
Then everysmurf would be smurfy!
Posted by: naturalfake Smurf at January 30, 2015 01:53 PM (KBvAm)
So..., forget 'Ms', counter-punch this entire thing by using 'Miss'. At the least it will raise their blood pressure.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 01:53 PM (l1zOH)
Might? The people who would be offended at that have no business in kollidge. A sanitarium, maybe.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, I'm not a number, I'm an elephant, man at January 30, 2015 01:53 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 01:48 PM (mf5HN)
I think we need some proof of this.
Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 01:52 PM (sgrzZ)
Yes. Perhaps some..... photographic evidence???
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 01:54 PM (wtvvX)
Russia wouldn't have put up with this shit. They would have ended them.
Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20 at January 30, 2015 01:54 PM (czbC2)
It is a social construct.
Anyone who disagrees will be fired, banished to the outer darkness, their lives and families destroyed, and be made an un-person and symbol of hatred forevermore.
Posted by: despair at January 30, 2015 01:54 PM (dcY7v)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 01:54 PM (l1zOH)
This covers 90% of political correctness.
Posted by: fb at January 30, 2015 01:55 PM (JVEmw)
Russia wouldn't have put up with this shit. They would have ended them.
Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20 at January 30, 2015 01:54 PM
See: Idiots, useful
Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 01:55 PM (knoK7)
another bites the dust
GAY COUPLE BULLIES IOWA CHRISTIAN BUSINESS OWNERS TO STOP HOSTING WEDDINGS
therightscoop
why are they winning this?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 01:55 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 01:50 PM (KGwO/)
I stand by my position that Vox is a result of someone at GE losing a bet to Bezos and having to fund Vox as the default.
Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 01:55 PM (mf5HN)
10-4
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 01:54 PM (l1zOH)
Or just "6" for short...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 01:55 PM (wtvvX)
Of course, I plan to use the variant that isn't allowed to be used on this blog.
Posted by: Roy at January 30, 2015 01:55 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: ηθπ at January 30, 2015 01:55 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 01:53 PM (l1zOH)
My old standby, "Hey, bitch!", seemed to go out of style years ago.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2015 01:55 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 30, 2015 01:56 PM (NaV4z)
It's as easy to learn as your ABC.
Murder by numbers, 1, 2, 3,
It's as easy to learn as your ABC.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 30, 2015 01:56 PM (4X5NS)
And if you use them commercially without her permission, she will have the right to sue you for an injunction or for damages. Why? Because Swift applied for and received federal trademark protection for those phrases.
Party like it's 1988. FYTS.
Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20 at January 30, 2015 01:57 PM (czbC2)
Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 01:57 PM (KGwO/)
Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 01:55 PM
I have to admit, that would explain a lot...
Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 01:57 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at January 30, 2015 01:57 PM (XO6WW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2015 01:57 PM (l1zOH)
I'm just hoping the Drs are running behind.
I know the phrase is "No news is good news." But I feel like a) If the CT scan showed nothing, the appointment wouldn't take this long (1 pm ET) and b) If the news was good, I think she would call me right away to let me know everything was fine.
Posted by: TickledPink at January 30, 2015 01:57 PM (TMe1n)
Isnt VOX actually 5 times 0 times 10???
Posted by: fixerupper at January 30, 2015 01:58 PM (NaV4z)
I'm fine with the CUNY terms, just say "you, red sweater, big mammary glands". Seems good to me.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2015 01:58 PM (wg9gY)
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at January 30, 2015 01:59 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20 at January 30, 2015 01:57 PM (czbC2)
Can't listen to her crap. If I didn't have a daughter I'd have no idea who she was.
Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 01:59 PM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 30, 2015 01:59 PM (K8c3j)
Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 02:00 PM (KGwO/)
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 02:00 PM (klaU/)
----
Shake it off.
Shake it off.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 30, 2015 02:00 PM (NaV4z)
I'm fine with the CUNY terms, just say "you, red sweater, big mammary glands". Seems good to me.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2015 01:58 PM (wg9gY)
I prefer sweater meat.
Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 02:01 PM (sgrzZ)
How does one go about planning a dinner party when your guest is Chris Christie?
Cordially,
Willard R.
Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2015 02:01 PM (dVmLD)
It's dead in court.
Posted by: Prior Usage at January 30, 2015 02:01 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Citizen Moron Biden VP at January 30, 2015 02:02 PM (VDovR)
Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 02:02 PM (KGwO/)
wouldn't take this long (1 pm ET) and b) If the news was good, I think
she would call me right away to let me know everything was fine.
My wife's experience has been long wait, good news, just fyi. Sometimes over a weekend, then Monday, "oh yeah, nothing so we didn't priority"/
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2015 02:02 PM (wg9gY)
Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 02:02 PM (KGwO/)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible 23 Skidoo at January 30, 2015 02:03 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: Univac at January 30, 2015 02:03 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: willow at January 30, 2015 02:03 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: willow at January 30, 2015 02:03 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Meremortal at January 30, 2015 02:03 PM (1Y+hH)
How does one go about planning a dinner party when your guest is Chris Christie?
Cordially,
Willard R.
A salad, some chianti, & a heavy-duty dental dam.
Posted by: Ezra Klein at January 30, 2015 02:04 PM (MbqmP)
A prayer for medical tests:
http://tinyurl.com/ony5ak3
I will be praying for your mom and you too, dear.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2015 02:04 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Univac at January 30, 2015 02:03 PM
I wouldn't be trying to wrap my brain around it...
Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 02:04 PM (knoK7)
Well, that's somewhat comforting.
I still would have expected a phone call, at least saying, "Well they will have the results in x, y, z days. I'm on my way home."
Posted by: TickledPink at January 30, 2015 02:05 PM (TMe1n)
I've never married, and I hate "Ms." It doesn't mean anything.
Posted by: Biblio at January 30, 2015 02:05 PM (7o8VY)
now i lam rather looking forward to jumping off this planet.
Posted by: willow at January 30, 2015 02:05 PM (nqBYe)
I'm still trying to wrap my brain around a female form 4'8" by XLII DD.
Posted by: Univac at January 30, 2015 02:03 PM (JO9+V)
is that AtC? because I listened to the podcast and she sounded exactly like that...on helium.
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 02:06 PM (klaU/)
Of the Temples of Syrinx
Of course, now Peart roots for the priests and considers those lyrics "simplistic and embarassing".
Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2015 02:06 PM (B/VB5)
Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 01:48 PM (mf5HN)
I still say that any college with >55% female enrollment can ignore Title IX.
But the quickest way to get rid of it? Make all sports co-ed.
Want complete gender equality? Great. No separate but equal here.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 30, 2015 02:06 PM (b65cm)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 02:06 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 30, 2015 02:06 PM (7ObY1)
Univac, she could wrap her arms around that.
Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 02:07 PM (sgrzZ)
How did you know I was Catholic? I started a Novena, and I couldn't make it one sentence in without crying.
I probably should have just taken the day off at work. I am absolutely useless right now.
Posted by: TickledPink at January 30, 2015 02:07 PM (TMe1n)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, I'm not a number, I'm an elephant, man at January 30, 2015 02:07 PM (0HooB)
now i lam rather looking forward to jumping off this planet.
Posted by: willow
"I'm glad I'm old" has become my stock phrase as I peruse the news these days.
Posted by: Meremortal at January 30, 2015 02:07 PM (1Y+hH)
Want complete gender equality? Great. No separate but equal here.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 30, 2015 02:06 PM (b65cm)
Yes. Yes. And...yes.
Division I NCAA Lingerie Football.
A thousand times yes.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 30, 2015 02:07 PM (/kVvc)
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 02:06 PM
It's that little bit of extra lift that adds even more racktasticness.
Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 02:07 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 02:08 PM (zOTsN)
---------------------
The way things are going, they're likely to end up that way anyway.
"I feel female today..."
Posted by: junior at January 30, 2015 02:08 PM (UWFpX)
How does one go about planning a dinner party when your guest is Chris Christie?
Cordially,
Willard R.
Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2015 02:01 PM (dVmLD)
I believe the late John Pinette had the solution:
"You go home now. You been here 4 hour!"
Posted by: AmishDude at January 30, 2015 02:08 PM (b65cm)
is that AtC? because I listened to the podcast and she sounded exactly like that...on helium.
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 02:06 PM
It's that little bit of extra lift that adds even more racktasticness.
Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 02:07 PM (knoK7)
Word.
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 02:08 PM (klaU/)
As opposed to his later flights of sheer lyrical genius such as "Anagram" and "Neurotica."
Oh well, I'm still paying more than I can afford to go see them in June.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 30, 2015 02:08 PM (7ObY1)
why are they winning this?
Not enough of them have been chain dragged behind a truck and mounted on the nearest barbed wire fence post?
Jesus Fuckity Fuck.
This is a happy fun thread and that's about the most stupid and hateful thing I've seen in the horde. Which is saying a lot.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 02:08 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, I'm not a number, I'm an elephant, man at January 30, 2015 02:08 PM (0HooB)
Somehow I don't think that will be as much fun as you want it to be when it's open to all genders.
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at January 30, 2015 02:09 PM (ZKzrr)
A thousand times yes.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 30, 2015 02:07 PM (/kVvc)
So, Bannion wants to see 300lb offensive lineman in silk camisoles and thongs.
Duly noted.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 02:09 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 02:09 PM (JtwS4)
Likewise, any reference to academic achievement such as 'MSEE', 'BA', 'PhD', 'MD', and etc. are also banned.
Posted by: CUNY at January 30, 2015 02:10 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: willow at January 30, 2015 02:10 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 30, 2015 02:10 PM (7ObY1)
Texas, the last somewhat dependable place.
Posted by: Meremortal at January 30, 2015 02:10 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Comrade Pi at January 30, 2015 02:10 PM (lf/74)
Posted by: Ebola guy at January 30, 2015 02:10 PM (jzI6G)
Division I NCAA Lingerie Football.
Somehow I don't think that will be as much fun as you want it to be when it's open to all genders.
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at January 30, 2015 02:09 PM (ZKzrr)
no shit I added a few pounds over holidays and its a bitch getting into the wife's pantyhose.
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 02:11 PM (klaU/)
Posted by: CUNY at January 30, 2015 02:11 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Univac at January 30, 2015 02:03 PM (JO9+V)
----
Two bowling balls in front of pin comes to my minds eye.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 30, 2015 02:11 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at January 30, 2015 02:09 PM (ZKzrr)
Those guys will all be the second string.
After all....it's Lingerie Football.
I'm OK with the occasional substitution as long as 60% of the players on the field are...young....nubile....
....
BRB.
Bunk.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 30, 2015 02:12 PM (/kVvc)
Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 02:12 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, I'm not a number, I'm an elephant, man at January 30, 2015 02:08 PM (0HooB)
----
Nope.
Posted by: The Song Formerly Know as Party Like Its 1999 at January 30, 2015 02:12 PM (NaV4z)
Oh, they will inherit plenty, dear one.
Unfortunately the bullk of it will be debt and govt regulations, as you know.
Posted by: Meremortal at January 30, 2015 02:12 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Univac at January 30, 2015 02:03 PM (JO9+V)
Lol, my mind goes to a 70 year old woman with them at knee level.
Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 02:13 PM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: Prince at January 30, 2015 02:13 PM (7ObY1)
Two snaps and a twirl!
Not some moistened bint in lingerie bouncing and heaving as she runs in slo mo.
Posted by: Men on Football at January 30, 2015 02:13 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 30, 2015 02:14 PM (scgac)
Posted by: DaveA at January 30, 2015 02:14 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: simpering millenial at January 30, 2015 02:14 PM (HEo6y)
Posted by: wrg500
We did NOT say that. We support The Empress.
And she should present photgraphic evidence to shame this peasant who doth offer offense.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 30, 2015 02:15 PM (Spluw)
I blame Latin. God knows I took enough of it.
Posted by: Meremortal at January 30, 2015 02:15 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 02:15 PM (KGwO/)
Oh well, I'm still paying more than I can afford to go see them in June.
I actually like Anagram. It's a Blazing Saddles reference, after all. The true lyrical nadir was Test for Echo. I sometimes think "Virtuality" and "Dog Years" nearly justify his subsequent family trauma.
I'm also paying too much to see them in June, in Philly. They're hinting this is the last large-scale tour, even though we know how that's played out for half a dozen other bands.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2015 02:15 PM (B/VB5)
We want to see big sweaty mens, muscles rippling, breaths coming out in
steam like bulls, bending over at the line of scrimmage.
Posted by: Men on Football at January 30, 2015 02:13 PM (JO9+V)
Don't JUDGE us!!!
Posted by: Men in Football gender relatons representative at January 30, 2015 02:15 PM (klaU/)
Michele Obama has praised it.
Posted by: junior at January 30, 2015 02:15 PM (UWFpX)
#NACl
and I was all "shouldnt that be #SiO2"?
got all glared at
Posted by: Ebola guy at January 30, 2015 02:16 PM (jzI6G)
Posted by: Willard R. at January 30, 2015 02:16 PM (dVmLD)
Not some moistened bint in lingerie bouncing and heaving as she runs in slo mo.
Posted by: Men on Football at January 30, 2015 02:13 PM (JO9+V)
You forgot the as yet unheard of Around the World and Back Snap.
http://tinyurl.com/n3fuwey
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Democratic Republic of Alextopia [/u at January 30, 2015 02:16 PM (/kVvc)
Posted by: fastfreefall at January 30, 2015 02:16 PM (Ra++W)
Posted by: willow at January 30, 2015 02:16 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 02:16 PM (sgrzZ)
When's our next expected post, and will it be a Hot Gas summary of Mitt's non-run announcement?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2015 02:16 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at January 30, 2015 02:16 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: ThunderB, Comrade 13 at January 30, 2015 01:10 PM (zOTsN)
Orwell knew that if one controls the language, the means of expression, one controls everything at its source. The Left evidently took notes.
Posted by: troyriser at January 30, 2015 02:17 PM (CAJL/)
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Democratic Republic of Alextopia [/u at January 30, 2015 02:17 PM (/kVvc)
Posted by: wrg500
Which are are happy to offer.
Empress, smite the heretic.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 30, 2015 02:17 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 02:16 PM (sgrzZ)
That is a true fact.
Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 02:17 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, I'm not a number, I'm an elephant, man at January 30, 2015 02:17 PM (0HooB)
I was down your way for YES at the Tower Theater last summer.
At least Rush don't market their tours as "the last ever" like The Who.
Have fun at the show. Wells Fargo Center, I see. First Niagara Center here in B-lo.
Nice to see that the oldsters can still sell out hockey arenas.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 30, 2015 02:17 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 30, 2015 02:18 PM (xNkaN)
And she should present photgraphic evidence to shame this peasant who doth offer offense.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 30, 2015 02:15 PM (Spluw)
Pray you Blue Hen, doth sucheth evidence existeth???
Posted by: Men in Football gender relatons representative at January 30, 2015 02:18 PM (klaU/)
It's so cute that I am expected to participate in this pernicious twaddle.
Completely incorrect,but cute nonetheless.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 30, 2015 02:18 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2015 02:19 PM (wg9gY)
Posted by: fastfreefall
------------------
In the Army, when a soldier is addressed as 'Soldier', he (can I use the word 'he'?) is probably about to get an ass-reaming..., and not the kind that Barney Frank wants to hear more about.
Posted by: CUNY at January 30, 2015 02:19 PM (l1zOH)
George Orwell
Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 02:20 PM (KGwO/)
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 02:20 PM (klaU/)
Posted by: Men in Football gender relatons representative
legend has it that such once did exist. Pudding may have been involved.
And missives did reach our ears regarding a bachelorette party that was forever changed.
But details do elude.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 30, 2015 02:20 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 02:20 PM (knoK7)
I'm ever ready to lend a hand, or two, Your grace.
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 30, 2015 02:20 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Men in Football gender relatons representative at January 30, 2015 02:18 PM (klaU/)
Does oral testimony count?
Because there are several Morons here who can substantiate such a claim
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Democratic Republic of Alextopia [/u at January 30, 2015 02:20 PM (/kVvc)
Posted by: NYC Parent at January 30, 2015 02:21 PM (HEo6y)
On the other hand, attending a college pronounced cunny seems politically incorrect.
I studied French there.
I'ma CUNY Linguist.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 02:21 PM (JtwS4)
You may have to put your back into it.
Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 02:21 PM (sgrzZ)
Undoubtedly, if you use gendered terms contra normality, you will be rewarded.
A blanket ban could be seen as an attack on "trans people".
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 30, 2015 02:21 PM (0Ew3K)
Because there are several Morons here who can substantiate such a claim
-------------------
Hearsay!
Inadmissable!
Posted by: Judge junior at January 30, 2015 02:21 PM (UWFpX)
Depends on the tone of voice with which it is being delivered. Sometimes the simple word can be one of the highest indications of respect.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2015 02:21 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Democratic Republic of Alextopia
*oral*!?!
That is to say, let us hear your tale, and let the populace judge in the light of day.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 30, 2015 02:22 PM (Spluw)
And her hair was perfect.
Posted by: Meremortal at January 30, 2015 02:22 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 02:22 PM (KGwO/)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 02:21 PM (JtwS4)
I thought it was decided punsters were doomed to the barrel.
Posted by: troyriser at January 30, 2015 02:22 PM (CAJL/)
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 30, 2015 02:23 PM (K8c3j)
Because there are several Morons here who can substantiate such a claim
Woodcarvings will suffice.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, I'm not a number, I'm an elephant, man at January 30, 2015 02:23 PM (0HooB)
It's no use Captain! We gave it all we've got. There's no fabric or structure in this Galaxy that can contain such dynamics.
Posted by: Chief Engineer M. Scott, Playtex Corp. at January 30, 2015 02:23 PM (JO9+V)
And her hair was perfect.
Posted by: Meremortal at January 30, 2015 02:22 PM
Yee ha! Sweater Puppies of London!
Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 02:23 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 02:23 PM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 30, 2015 02:24 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 30, 2015 02:24 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: -1^1/2
What would those be in metric? Three stone?
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 30, 2015 02:24 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 30, 2015 02:24 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 30, 2015 01:51 PM (3Eg8d)
I didn't need to try that.....Mine is in a second floor bedroom and it covers the whole house including the basement.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2015 02:24 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2015 02:24 PM (dVmLD)
Did someone already point out that if we're going to go full Soviet, I should at least get to greet everyone as "Komrade!" and there should be epaulettes?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 30, 2015 02:24 PM (kff5f)
And her hair was perfect.
------------------
And you didn't think of your fellow morons at the time!?
Posted by: junior at January 30, 2015 02:25 PM (UWFpX)
George Orwell
Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 02:25 PM (KGwO/)
Posted by: Brady's Balls at January 30, 2015 02:25 PM (Z9spM)
Posted by: Meremortal at January 30, 2015 02:25 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Chief Engineer M. Scott, Playtex Corp. at January 30, 2015 02:23 PM
Then connect them to the warp drive, man!
Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 02:26 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 02:26 PM (KGwO/)
F*ck me.
Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20 at January 30, 2015 02:26 PM (czbC2)
No punishment is too great for punsters.
Send 'em to the punitentiary.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2015 02:26 PM (Zu3d9)
Having owned several Dachshunds, I concur.
That pic looks so weird, I wouldn't be surprised if it's been Photoshopped. Perfect wiener-dawg body, perfect Pit Bull noggin.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, I'm not a number, I'm an elephant, man at January 30, 2015 02:26 PM (0HooB)
Because there are several Morons here who can substantiate such a claim
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's
Democratic Republic of Alextopia [/u at January 30, 2015 02:20 PM
(/kVvc)
Oral testimony..heh.
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 02:26 PM (klaU/)
Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 02:27 PM (sgrzZ)
I saw a broad earlier today, she was walking between/behind cars on the other side of a busy street, and all I could see was her top half at first. I thought, "that's a rather chubby gal, but she sure did doll up her hair."
Then she emerged, free and clear of the cars. Her bottom half was two toothpicks, with boots where the back end of them was lifted to the point where it looked like she was walking downhill.
No, not a chubby gal. Essentially living Barbie doll shaped. Weird, and yet refreshingly mesmerizing.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2015 02:27 PM (TOk1P)
Well, being a Professional Engineer, I will gladly offer my services gladly to Her Highness.....
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 02:27 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Don't send 'em here. I have some standards.
Posted by: The Barrel at January 30, 2015 02:27 PM (Spluw)
Male Vox employees should be forced to wear dresses.
I'm sure many are already wearing lingerie underneath it all.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 02:27 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Manuel Labor at January 30, 2015 02:28 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, I'm not a number, I'm an elephant, man at January 30, 2015 02:26 PM (0HooB)
There's video.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 02:28 PM (da5Wo)
I need some advice. What's a good chaser for vodka that doesn't involve carbs and sugar?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2015 02:28 PM (oFCZn)
That pic looks so weird, I wouldn't be surprised if it's been Photoshopped.
I saw it on another site this morning. Multiple photos and video.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 02:28 PM (JtwS4)
Try to keep it correct around here, indeterminates.
Posted by: Meremortal at January 30, 2015 02:28 PM (1Y+hH)
if it's been Photoshopped. Perfect wiener-dawg
body, perfect Pit Bull noggin.
Story says it's up for adoption thru an animal shelter.
Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20 at January 30, 2015 02:28 PM (czbC2)
Posted by: DocJ at January 30, 2015 12:56 PM (zrsn3)
Been referring to Orwell as a prophet since they passed that fcuking Patriot Act bullshit and established the plethora of new alphabet agencies, populated by the cast of "Idiocracy".
Republicans, too.
*spit*
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaroland at January 30, 2015 02:28 PM (mru3R)
Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 02:28 PM (KGwO/)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2015 02:28 PM
Moar vodka.
Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 02:29 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Don't send 'em here. I have some standards.
Posted by: The Barrel at January 30, 2015 02:27 PM (Spluw
Muldoon is out on Punrole.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 02:29 PM (2Aj5D)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 02:30 PM (IXrOn)
Send 'em to the punitentiary.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2015 02:26 PM (Zu3d9)
Fuck, I laughed at that. Now I have to go too. Damn you CBD.
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 02:30 PM (klaU/)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2015 02:28 PM
Pussy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 02:30 PM (2Aj5D)
Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 02:30 PM (KGwO/)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2015 02:30 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 30, 2015 02:30 PM (Bn6aD)
I need some advice. What's a good chaser for vodka that doesn't involve carbs and sugar?
Moar vodka.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 02:30 PM (JtwS4)
http://tinyurl.com/qzgf4zl
Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 02:27 PM
Is it wrong to be vaguely disappointed that that wasn't a link to a pic of a face-sized spider?
Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 02:30 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, I'm not a number, I'm an elephant, man at January 30, 2015 02:17 PM (0HooB)
I love dogs more than most people, but that is just one ugly MFer.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaroland at January 30, 2015 02:30 PM (mru3R)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2015 02:28 PM (oFCZn)
Honestly, it's low class as hell and look's like Hulk's piss, but I put vodka in Dt Mtn Dew all the time.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 02:31 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2015 02:31 PM (wtvvX)
@657 Saw a gal trotting down the street yesterday. Her sweater looked like two raccoons fighting in a sack.
..................
Saw one this morning with her braless pointers struggling to decide direction.
Just missed a five car pileup.
Posted by: wth at January 30, 2015 02:31 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: The Barrel at January 30, 2015 02:31 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaroland at January 30, 2015
Just remember there are more of us ugly mfers than there are of you beautiful beautiful people
Zombie Frank Zappa
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 02:31 PM (2Aj5D)
So knowing the gender and declension are both important.
Posted by: Lance McCormick
Well if I remember correctly, they had this weird gender classification for those kind of nouns in the old textbooks, which was called "common" -- neither feminine, nor masculine, nor neuter. So it would say, agricola -- c. Sailor. The "c" stood for "common." I think in those cases you were supposed to make the adjective agree with the gender of the person if you knew the gender of the person, but the default would be feminine if the gender was unknown.
So if you held up a really big juicy apple, you'd say either "Quintus, an agricola peritus (skilled farmer, in the masculine because you knew it was a male farmer) grew this apple," BUT, if you didn't know who grew it, it would be "Surely an agricola perita (skilled farmer, but in the feminine case as the default) grew this apple."
However, I couldn't swear this is always 100% true. My memory of my schooldays at Cicero's knee 2000 years ago are a little vague at this point.
Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2015 02:32 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 02:30 PM (knoK7)
YES!
Speaking of Morgana, I do seem to recall that she was charged with trespassing and her defense to the judge was Your Honor, I was just leaning over the railing and gravity took its course.
She won.
Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 02:32 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 02:31 PM (da5Wo)
Thank you! I almost thought with all the smartass answers I've gotten that I'd finally stumbled over a question the Horde couldn't answer.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2015 02:32 PM (oFCZn)
Threads dead...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 30, 2015 02:30 PM (Bn6aD)
well then it needs...wait for it...More Vodka!
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 02:32 PM (klaU/)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 02:31 PM
I use to mix 151 Rum and Dew when I was a younger more intoxicated young man.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 02:32 PM (2Aj5D)
Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 02:32 PM
Now that's all kinds of awesome.
Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 02:33 PM (knoK7)
Thank you! I almost thought with all the smartass answers I've gotten that I'd finally stumbled over a question the Horde couldn't answer.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2015 02:32 PM (oFCZn
I said pussy, not ass. But if you want to chase it down with ass you can be Steve Kroft Jr.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 02:33 PM (2Aj5D)
I get her music justice warrior deal about removing her music from free download sites. But she has allowed her fame and money to begin clouding her judgement regarding just how special and privileged her product is that she is putting out.
John Stossel was covering this on Fox this morning. He provided an example of how ridiculous trademarking has become.
When the movie "Selma' was made, the producers wanted to include the full text of Martin Luther King's "I have a dream" speech. However, the King family has trademarked that speech and in order to use it commercially, one has to pay a fortune to the King family to gain their sign off on it.
The producers decided against the ransom money for the speech. A speech that is taught in schools and has been in the public domain for years, but in order to be used "commercially" must be bought and paid for.
Kind of reminds me of a certain family brawl that broke out of hoodies being sold by a non authorized family member,hoodies that his mother had trademarked his likeness on.....
Taylor Swift is jumping the shark here. No wonder she can't keep a boyfriend, she is high maintenence.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 30, 2015 02:33 PM (peLB8)
Posted by: Bruce Willis at January 30, 2015 02:33 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 02:34 PM (KGwO/)
Well her assets did arrive 5 minutes before the rest of her.
Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 02:34 PM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2015 02:34 PM (oFCZn)
I used to take a 0 calorie Lifewater (some flavors have 100 calories) and add vodka for my long commute home.
Now it's bourbon and ice in a coffee cup with a lid.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 02:34 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Dutch at January 30, 2015 02:35 PM (evdj2)
Redhead.
Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20 at January 30, 2015 02:35 PM (czbC2)
Posted by: Non offensive gender neutral appellation Magoo at January 30, 2015 02:35 PM (gRkgh)
http://tinyurl.com/qy94sku
Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 02:34 PM (KGwO/
I didn't know she had a mole in her arm pit.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 02:35 PM (2Aj5D)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2015 02:35 PM (Zu3d9)
"I Need a Hashtag!" http://goo.gl/kRIhGG
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 30, 2015 02:35 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: 928 at January 30, 2015 02:36 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Jen the original at January 30, 2015 02:33 PM
Given that half of her songs appear to consist of yelling at an ex and saying 'screw you, haterz, I'm teh awesome', I'm pretty sure the cra-cra is a given.
Posted by: -1^1/2 at January 30, 2015 02:36 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20 at January 30, 2015 02:36 PM (czbC2)
Posted by: wth at January 30, 2015 02:37 PM (wAQA5)
She won.
Yes! Houston Astros game at the beloved Astrodome. She ran on field and kissed Nolan Ryan. Richard "Racehorse" Haynes was her defense attorney who offered that novel defense. Judge sized up the defendant Morgana and dismissed the case. With prejudice.
Good times when people weren't so fricking serious about every damn little thing.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2015 02:37 PM (JO9+V)
http://tinyurl.com/oppwfdg
devestating
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 02:37 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2015 02:34 PM (oFCZn)
What about a lemonade mix? I know there are diet ones out there. Crystal light or something similar.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 02:38 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 02:39 PM (KGwO/)
Posted by: FDR's Television at January 30, 2015 02:39 PM (ne2fm)
You can get minute made light lemonade in a can... 5 calories and pretty good..
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 30, 2015 02:39 PM (Bn6aD)
No more journeyman. No more man hole cover. No more man anything.
I'm sure they're all better off now that they're not sexist anymore.
Posted by: Hank at January 30, 2015 02:39 PM (EU/xj)
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 30, 2015 02:39 PM (Spluw)
And yet, the spittle will fly.
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at January 30, 2015 02:39 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 02:39 PM (JtwS4)
http://tinyurl.com/oppwfdg
devestating
Real unemployment - 23%.
Posted by: rickb223 MD 20/20 at January 30, 2015 02:40 PM (czbC2)
710 or Kate Upton
http://tinyurl.com/qy94sku
Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 02:34 PM (KGwO/
I didn't know she had a mole in her arm pit.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 02:35 PM (2Aj5D)
damn. be right back.
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 02:40 PM (klaU/)
No more journeyman. No more man hole cover. No more man anything.
I'm sure they're all better off now that they're not sexist anymore.
But what about my man cave?
Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 02:40 PM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 02:38 PM (da5Wo)
Thanks I'll look around. I picked up this no calorie no sugar drink that I'll try tonight, but it has sucralose in it and of course a search turns up IT'S PURE FUCKING CANCER so who knows.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2015 02:40 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Hank
I refuse to display this POS.
Posted by: That horizontal thing over the fireplace at January 30, 2015 02:40 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 02:40 PM (klaU/)
If it's on the internet, it's probably true.
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at January 30, 2015 02:41 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2015 02:41 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 02:41 PM (KGwO/)
Posted by: Jen the original at January 30, 2015 02:33 PM (peLB
I do not know any of her music, yet she's one of the wealthiest artists on the planet.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 02:42 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: wth at January 30, 2015 02:42 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: The Twelfth Imam at January 30, 2015 02:42 PM (kFxpe)
and of course a search turns up IT'S PURE FUCKING CANCER
If it's on the internet, it's probably true.
Posted by: Comrade Moron ZKzrr at January 30, 2015 02:41 PM (ZKzrr)
Huh...nice cancer though. In nice places.
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 02:40 PM (klaU/)
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 02:43 PM (klaU/)
Posted by: Waldo at January 30, 2015 02:43 PM (M1MpJ)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2015 02:40 PM (oFCZn)
Me personally, I would try some different diet drinks like mtn dew, sunkist (I know somebody who swears by that combo), 7up, Sprite, etc. Also try the different lemonade type mixes.
REMINDER: Pure alcohol (no sugary mixer) is a depressant and therefore lowers blood sugar.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 02:43 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Feh at January 30, 2015 02:43 PM (KGwO/)
Good times when people weren't so fricking serious about every damn little thing.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2015 02:37 PM (JO9+V)
Obligatory Nolan Ryan beating the shit out of Robin Ventura:
http://youtu.be/VIZB9O24BEE
Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 02:44 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 02:43 PM (da5Wo)
And no carbs.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2015 02:44 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 02:45 PM (klaU/)
Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at January 30, 2015 02:45 PM (Dwehj)
Couldn't you find a link of someone beating the shit out of Jesse Ventura? That I would like to see. Even pay money to see.
Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 02:45 PM (sgrzZ)
http://youtu.be/VIZB9O24BEE
Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 02:44 PM (mf5HN)
Never. Not. Awesome.
And Miss TheChick, what is the best part of that story?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 02:46 PM (da5Wo)
http://youtu.be/VIZB9O24BEE
Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 02:44 PM (mf5HN)
Nolan really did in some wonderful punches, didn't he.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 02:46 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 02:47 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2015 02:32 PM (K4YiS)
I took three years of high school Latin. I'm still puzzled by my own motivations. I did get to read stuff like Cicero's worksand Julius Caesar's 'Gallic Wars' in the original, so that was pretty cool.
Posted by: troyriser at January 30, 2015 02:47 PM (CAJL/)
IIRC, the Library of Congress wanted MLK's papers but the family would only *sell* them, not donate as everyone else does.
Taylor Swift shed her Country image/music style label then moved to NYC and started hanging out w/people like Lena Dunham. Hard to believe that has improved her outlook.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2015 02:47 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 02:45 PM (klaU/)
Ace doesn't know what to say about Romney dropping out of the race.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 02:47 PM (IXrOn)
That should really just stay on the main page. It sums up so much of the Moron take on things so succinctly.
at what point did Ventura begin to question his life choices? One step in? Two?
I think it was about the time the arm went around his neck.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 30, 2015 02:48 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: wrg500 at January 30, 2015 02:48 PM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2015 02:48 PM (JO9+V)
Tanquery makes a good vodka but I haven't been able to find it around here in years.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2015 02:49 PM (oFCZn)
Couldn't you find a link of someone beating the shit out of Jesse Ventura? That I would like to see. Even pay money to see.
You want your widow to get sued?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 02:49 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy at January 30, 2015 02:49 PM (TR90z)
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 30, 2015 02:49 PM (K8c3j)
I think it was about the time the arm went around his neck.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 30, 2015 02:48 PM (kff5f)
Two points. It began to dawn on him when he realized he couldn't get away. It really sunk in when Ryan went from shots to the top of the head to the uppercuts.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 02:50 PM (da5Wo)
Yes! Houston Astros game at the beloved Astrodome.
so beloved that when voters were given a choice to renovate it and turn it into convention spaceor tear it down a few years ago voters voted to demolish it
Posted by: kj at January 30, 2015 02:50 PM (lKyWE)
Obligatory Nolan Ryan beating the shit out of Robin Ventura:
http://youtu.be/VIZB9O24BEE
Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 02:44 PM (mf5HN)
Nolan really did in some wonderful punches, didn't he.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 02:46 PM (IXrOn)
fattened Venturas lip. Nice.
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 30, 2015 02:50 PM (klaU/)
Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at January 30, 2015 02:45 PM (Dwehj
Damn Booze-Con
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2015 02:51 PM (2Aj5D)
No more journeyman. No more man hole cover. No more man anything.
I'm sure they're all better off now that they're not sexist anymore.
Posted by: Hank at January 30, 2015 02:39 PM (EU/xj)
Historical ignorance of the English language. "man" used to refer to just a person. A "woman" to a female person" and Waepman/werman for male person.
Bring back "Werman" or "Waepman" for male person.
While we are at it, bring back the letter "Þ"
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 30, 2015 02:51 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Bobby Knight at January 30, 2015 02:52 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2015 02:52 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: 2soonold2latesmart at January 30, 2015 02:53 PM (Sot2r)
All hail the Moron Citizens and teh Hobos they kill. Hence forth, the Hoard will be referred to as MC's .
It is written, so shall it be.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 30, 2015 02:53 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 30, 2015 02:50 PM (da5Wo)
I love the uppercuts. Also the instant head lock.
It's just so oh you are running at me, aren't you adorable, I wrestle down steers in the offseason, pumpkin.
Posted by: alexthechick - XLII DD at January 30, 2015 02:54 PM (mf5HN)
While we are at it, bring back the letter "Þ"
I imagine my cardboard membership won't reproduce the thorn character, but yeah.
I love telling people that "ye olde" is pronounced "the old" because thorn became Y.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 30, 2015 02:56 PM (JtwS4)
documents. No more journeyman. No more man hole cover. No more man
anything. I'm sure they're all better off now that they're not sexist
anymore.
Posted by: Hank
So a woman is now just a "wo"?
Posted by: Penfold 25.3 at January 30, 2015 02:57 PM (Fbt5B)
If we are going to be good slaves of the State, we might as well go whole hog.
Please, though, no all gray clothing and those stupid zek hats. Don't like the zek hats.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 30, 2015 03:01 PM (72D6h)
It's just so oh you are running at me, aren't you adorable, I wrestle down steers in the offseason, pumpkin.
That's what happens when you thoughtlessly charge a mound with little or no forethought, ill intent, and no protection. You get "whipped".
BTW, that was the DUMBEST and worst mound charge I've ever seen. Here Pops, grab me around the neck and whoop my ass.
Ventura shown to be the punk he was. Good job Pops.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy at January 30, 2015 03:03 PM (h4UbF)
Posted by: Hank at January 30, 2015 03:07 PM (EU/xj)
If you're going to charge the mound, bring the fucking bat with you.
Posted by: @JohnTant at January 30, 2015 03:12 PM (eytER)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2015 03:17 PM (u82oZ)
sailor = nauta
There is no masculine noun for sailor!
Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2015 12:59 PM (K4YiS)
Rum, buggery, and the lash.
Posted by: Grabthar's Hammer at January 30, 2015 03:30 PM (Edob3)
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And 'Hero' medals, dammit.
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