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Sign of the Times: Guy Armed With Gun Commandeers Dutch TV Station, Demands To Have His Message Transmitted to Country
Guy looks like "Agent 47" from the Hitman videogame series, though he seems to be playing out a fantasy from the film V for Vendetta.
Pays-Bas> un homme armé a provoqué l'interruption du 20h avant d'être maitrisé par la police
>https://t.co/3j86fbTrjN pic.twitter.com/aD2Q8RkMqP
— itele (@itele) January 29, 2015Per this French language report from Itele:
An Armed Man Stops the 8 O'Clock News Before Being Handled by The Police * The man was holding an object resembling a silenced pistol, with which he briefly took hostage an employee of the Dutch TV station NOS, unseen on the screen, for a few minutes * The armed man had demanded that this be transmitted: "The things which are going to be said are of global importance, we have been engaged by the secret services and have heard things that put our current society in doubt. And we are going to reveal them."Video at that link. This English language account has more video, including a different angle of the moment the cops take the mutant down.
The dramatic arrest of a gunman was caught on the cameras of the TV studio he had stormed in the Netherlands. The gunman got into the headquarters of Dutch national broadcaster NOS demanding airtime.I've seen various speculations that the guy is Muslim in the Itele thread, but those seem like pure guesses, with no evidence backing them. As of now, the gunman's motive is unknown. Heck, we don't even know if he was carrying a real gun. He looks plain ol' Dutch to me. More: Twitchy's been covering this four a couple of hours now.
Armed man at DutchTV carried letter. Weird stuff. "There r 5 plus 98 hackers ready for cyber attack" pic.twitter.com/uXC11x3HPz (v @Afrikaleeuw)
— Harald Doornbos (@HaraldDoornbos) January 29, 2015Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)hahaha, I told 'em it was a cute pups post!
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 29, 2015 05:03 PM (K8c3j)
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 29, 2015 05:04 PM (K8c3j)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 05:04 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Former Mayor Bloomberg at January 29, 2015 05:04 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 29, 2015 05:04 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 29, 2015 05:04 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2015 05:04 PM (LJcWW)
Sounds like a paranoid schizophrenic.
Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2015 05:05 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 05:05 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 29, 2015 05:05 PM (WuBo6)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 29, 2015 05:05 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Brian Ross at January 29, 2015 05:05 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 05:06 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 29, 2015 05:06 PM (qh617)
Posted by: brak at January 29, 2015 05:06 PM (Tj+s6)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2015 05:04 PM (LJcWW)
It was the shoes.
Posted by: BignJames at January 29, 2015 05:06 PM (HtUkt)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 29, 2015 05:06 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2015 05:07 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 29, 2015 05:07 PM (K8c3j)
Posted by: Garrett at January 29, 2015 05:07 PM (uTctu)
The one that got Bruce Jenner, and took his Manly Juices....
Posted by: Gen Jack D. Ripper, USAF at January 29, 2015 05:07 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Alex Jones at January 29, 2015 05:07 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 29, 2015 05:07 PM (WuBo6)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 29, 2015 05:08 PM (WuBo6)
Posted by: dantesed at January 29, 2015 05:08 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Goldmember at January 29, 2015 05:08 PM (Zi7PZ)
Something seems off here.
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at January 29, 2015 05:08 PM (AkOaV)
DID HE STICK HIS FINGER IN THE DYKE, asked the lesbo pron perv?
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 29, 2015 05:08 PM (K8c3j)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 05:08 PM (+6nI6)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 29, 2015 05:08 PM (evdj2)
My finger, let me put into your dyke.
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 29, 2015 05:09 PM (K8c3j)
did I mention the damp? Cause it's really damp; and overcast, with low dark leaden clouds all day long. Not seeing the sun for days on end makes you crayzeeeeee
Posted by: Arbuthnot Moonlight Lampshade Gloaming at January 29, 2015 05:09 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 29, 2015 05:09 PM (WuBo6)
Seriously, did he finger the dyke?
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 29, 2015 05:09 PM (K8c3j)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2015 05:10 PM (g1DWB)
Just saying....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 05:10 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: fly gal at January 29, 2015 05:10 PM (8TdcF)
... But we can't discount the possibility of rogue forces WITHIN the government.
Posted by: Ron Paul at January 29, 2015 05:10 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 29, 2015 05:10 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 05:10 PM (+6nI6)
did I mention the damp? Cause it's really damp; and overcast, with low dark leaden clouds all day long. Not seeing the sun for days on end makes you crayzeeeeee
Posted by: Arbuthnot Moonlight Lampshade Gloaming at January 29, 2015 05:09 PM
For me it was the Dutch toilet design. I mean...WTF?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 05:10 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 29, 2015 05:10 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 05:10 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Brian Ross at January 29, 2015 05:10 PM (uTctu)
Posted by: Kirk at January 29, 2015 05:11 PM (GBnWt)
see what I did there? Sea, bay, etc. Not bad for an old Dutch retard
Posted by: Arbuthnot Moonlight Lampshade Gloaming at January 29, 2015 05:11 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 29, 2015 05:08 PM (evdj2)
Well, the low read meat, high carbohydrate diet the US Government put out a generation ago, is the WORST possible diet for Manly Men...
Low Testosterone, becomes low Manly Juices.... there are Commies in the FDA...
(parody? or reality? hard to tell anymore...).
Posted by: Gen Jack D. Ripper, USAF at January 29, 2015 05:11 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 29, 2015 05:11 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 29, 2015 05:11 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2015 05:11 PM (LJcWW)
There can never be enough fingering the dyke jokes, bro.
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 29, 2015 05:11 PM (K8c3j)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 29, 2015 05:11 PM (XVNm3)
Posted by: Lea at January 29, 2015 05:11 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 29, 2015 05:12 PM (WuBo6)
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at January 29, 2015 05:12 PM (evdj2)
the ledge helps you admire your turd before reluctantly flushing it away
Posted by: Arbuthnot Moonlight Lampshade Gloaming at January 29, 2015 05:12 PM (8CdUx)
Almost too dressed up, wouldn't you say?
Almost looks like a crisis actor, doesn't he?
I'm not saying that the New World Order staged this entire event, but...
Well, you know...
Posted by: Alex Jones at January 29, 2015 05:12 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: naturafake at January 29, 2015 05:12 PM (KBvAm)
Posted by: dutch gunman at January 29, 2015 05:12 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: Butrtercup at January 29, 2015 05:12 PM (OBJ4H)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2015 05:13 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: FDR's Television at January 29, 2015 05:13 PM (ne2fm)
What did the Dutch dyke say to the Dutchboy when the dam broke?
Don't worry, we'll finger it out.
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 29, 2015 05:13 PM (K8c3j)
Posted by: fly gal at January 29, 2015 05:13 PM (8TdcF)
Ummm so not cool
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 05:13 PM (+6nI6)
the ledge helps you admire your turd before reluctantly flushing it away
Posted by: Arbuthnot Moonlight Lampshade Gloaming at January 29, 2015 05:12 PM
My point, exactly. WTF?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 05:13 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: dutch gunman at January 29, 2015 05:14 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 29, 2015 05:14 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 05:15 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Arbuthnot Moonlight Lampshade Gloaming at January 29, 2015 05:12 PM
My point, exactly. WTF?
Makes it easier to spot the jewelry that your toddler swallowed.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2015 05:15 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 05:15 PM (+6nI6)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 05:15 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 29, 2015 05:15 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: FDR's Television at January 29, 2015 05:15 PM (ne2fm)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2015 05:16 PM (AbFmZ)
victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere
veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished.
However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified
and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding
vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of
volition. Now show me your tits.
Posted by: Agent 47 at January 29, 2015 05:16 PM (XVNm3)
Posted by: Edwin at January 29, 2015 05:16 PM (Bnc16)
Posted by: Alex Jones at January 29, 2015 05:16 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 29, 2015 05:17 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: dantesed at January 29, 2015 05:17 PM (88xKn)
Is it about the sacred feminine? It's about the sacred feminine, isn't it.
Posted by: Dan Brown at January 29, 2015 05:17 PM (9Z8lH)
Posted by: Joe F. at January 29, 2015 05:17 PM (trJwR)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 29, 2015 05:17 PM (4+IgA)
Dude, what? Dutch chocolate. Dutch women. Windmills.
What's wrong with the Dutch?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 05:17 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:17 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at January 29, 2015 05:17 PM (zxQ4h)
Terrorist: "You'll never take me alive, copper!!!" <jumps out window, skates away...>
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 29, 2015 05:17 PM (wtvvX)
Yes, I did stick my finger in that dyke.
And my racket swings both ways.
And I also endorse Snap-On Tools.
Posted by: Billy Jean King at January 29, 2015 05:18 PM (RFeQD)
whats with all the wire stripper jokes?
Posted by: kj at January 29, 2015 05:18 PM (lKyWE)
google 'Spanish Netherlands' for a long sad story. Better ze Germans than the Frogs or Charles the Whatever. So we bought their freaky toilets...
Posted by: Arbuthnot Moonlight Lampshade Gloaming at January 29, 2015 05:18 PM (8CdUx)
A pair of dykes and bill clinton walk into a bar...
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 29, 2015 05:18 PM (K8c3j)
When the broadcaster was off-air, a screen on the NOS1 channel read "Please be patient" in Dutch.
chrisduke.tv/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/technical.jpg
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2015 05:18 PM (kdS6q)
What's wrong with the Dutch?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 05:17 PM (kff5f)
Dutch porn. Actually, I dated a Dutch gal for a while and the sex was rather good.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:18 PM (CMkNk)
http://tinyurl.com/onao34u
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 05:18 PM (+6nI6)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 29, 2015 05:18 PM (L6/+u)
A pair of dykes and bill clinton walk into a bar...
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 29, 2015 05:18 PM (K8c3j)
Wait, I know the punchline. "The Aristocrats!!!"
Am I right?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:19 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Director of Justified at January 29, 2015 05:19 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 29, 2015 05:19 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2015 05:19 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2015 05:19 PM (AbFmZ)
My first response is I hope he got slugged right in his crapweasel face.
Posted by: alexthechick - You get to hear me say balls at January 29, 2015 05:20 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2015 05:20 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Garrett at January 29, 2015 05:20 PM (uTctu)
Posted by: Ted Kaczynski at January 29, 2015 05:20 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Det. John McClain at January 29, 2015 05:20 PM (qh617)
Because that guy looks far too much like the stereotypical hipster douchebag for reality.
Posted by: Dianna at January 29, 2015 05:20 PM (DV/Ik)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 05:20 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Garrett at January 29, 2015 05:21 PM (uTctu)
So anyways, what was his important message? Or is that cryptic statement it?
(I only read the post, no comments yet. I know.)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at January 29, 2015 05:21 PM (oa/c7)
Posted by: Garrett at January 29, 2015 05:20 PM (uTctu)
Or a Fannie Flag operation. Fried Green 'maters!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:21 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: DHS at January 29, 2015 05:21 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Michael Caine at January 29, 2015 05:21 PM (AbFmZ)
The gunman was an Interpol informer who was supposed to name the mastermind of a gang of Dutch bank robbers.
He was going to finger a dyke in the Netherlands.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2015 05:21 PM (KBvAm)
Posted by: Chris_Balsz at January 29, 2015 05:21 PM (kTWS+)
I mean, where did these guys learn their cop skills?
Posted by: pep at January 29, 2015 05:22 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: Garrett at January 29, 2015 05:21 PM (uTctu)
Horizontal or vertical. Wait! How do you say "we control the horizontal, we control the vertical" in Dutchelese?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:22 PM (CMkNk)
the dutch santa clause story has 8 tiny negroes instead of reindeer
Posted by: kj at January 29, 2015 05:22 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 29, 2015 05:22 PM (evdj2)
Luckily, Dutchland has that good Euro gun control. Otherwise things like this would never happen.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2015 05:22 PM (TIIx5)
These things do have a pattern, folks, and it all leads back to the je--- I mean, the international banking cabals and new world order.
Posted by: Alex Jones at January 29, 2015 05:22 PM (AkOaV)
Apparently at my client, the Data Warehouse schema is updated literally every day.
Data Warehouse schema.
Updated every day.
Data Warehouse schema.
Updated every day...
I'm still trying to uncurl from the fetal position.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 05:22 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2015 05:22 PM (Vs6vA)
It's been a long while, but used to run into an exchange student on the daily busride. He had all sorts of opinions on the awesomeness of universal healthcare and "You Americans".
Entertaining fellow otherwise, but quite the scold to the country he chose to study in.
Posted by: CM at January 29, 2015 05:22 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Edwin at January 29, 2015 05:16 PM (Bnc16)
I think ill-fitting clothes are a thing with the kids theses days. All the millennial males in my office wear what used to be called "high-water" pants, and their suits are easliy a size or three too small.
Now I must chase them off my lawn.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 29, 2015 05:22 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 29, 2015 05:22 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Michael Caine at January 29, 2015 05:21 PM (AbFmZ)
Two words: Dutch fuckin' Schultz, baby!
Or Dutch Rennert: "STRIKE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:22 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Agent 47 at January 29, 2015 05:23 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: pep at January 29, 2015 05:23 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 29, 2015 05:23 PM (j1tga)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 05:23 PM (+6nI6)
Posted by: Code Pink at January 29, 2015 05:23 PM (ZWRoJ)
Posted by: Agent 47 at January 29, 2015 05:23 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 29, 2015 05:23 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Garrett at January 29, 2015 05:24 PM (uTctu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2015 05:24 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Agent 47 at January 29, 2015 05:23 PM (8ZskC)
Now that was one big clit just begging for Achmed to take a whack at.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:24 PM (CMkNk)
And now you know why soft-jacketed projectiles are called that.
Giver, that's me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 05:24 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 05:25 PM (+6nI6)
Updated every day...
I'm still trying to uncurl from the fetal position.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 05:22 PM (kff5f)
Wow....
That is sooooo full of failage...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 29, 2015 05:25 PM (qh617)
*offers fuzzy security blanket and worn teddy-bear*
Posted by: CM at January 29, 2015 05:25 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 29, 2015 05:23 PM (evdj2)
I thought it was bad that our production DB schema has had to change at least twice for each of the last two product releases.
But those releases are at least a month apart. Not every. Single. Day.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 05:25 PM (kff5f)
Most of the Dutch guys I saw seemed to come from the same lab-grown batch - six foot five, raw-boned, blonde, scruffy beard.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 29, 2015 05:26 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: French fries, French killes, and The Sorrow and the Pity at January 29, 2015 05:26 PM (8CdUx)
--------------
No Capri pants?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 05:26 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: pep at January 29, 2015 05:26 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 29, 2015 05:26 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 29, 2015 05:22 PM (vgIRn)
Would you like to borrow the good flamethrower?
Posted by: alexthechick - You get to hear me say balls at January 29, 2015 05:26 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: dantesed at January 29, 2015 05:26 PM (88xKn)
I've probably said it before, but when I was living there, I had a Yugoslavian landlady who had left before the country went to shit in the 90s. Smart woman, Ph.D. and all...I asked her what she thought about the Dutch, and she just shook her head and said "RMBS, these people are too socialistic." From a woman who grew up under Yugoslavian Communism. Just sayin'...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 05:26 PM (knoK7)
http://tinyurl.com/mknnzft
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2015 05:26 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 29, 2015 05:26 PM (j1tga)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after 5 pm at January 29, 2015 05:27 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Vincent Van Gough at January 29, 2015 05:27 PM (2Ayux)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 29, 2015 05:27 PM (z/Ubi)
the millennial males in my office wear what used to be called
"high-water" pants, and their suits are easliy a size or three too
small.
Do the resultant bulges constitute an aggression, or microaggression as the case may be? If the latter, why on earth would you dress that way?
Posted by: pep at January 29, 2015 05:27 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 29, 2015 05:28 PM (j1tga)
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 29, 2015 05:28 PM (Moh0M)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2015 05:28 PM (Vs6vA)
But those releases are at least a month apart. Not every. Single. Day.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 05:25 PM (kff5f)
Have you considered that they are trying to kill you?
Posted by: alexthechick - You get to hear me say balls at January 29, 2015 05:28 PM (mf5HN)
Meanwhile, a few hundred miles to the south, Marine LePen of the National Front may win the French presidency.
Wow.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:28 PM (CMkNk)
That the girl on Swiss Miss is not Swiss, but Dutch.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 05:28 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 29, 2015 05:28 PM (evdj2)
That is sooooo full of failage...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 29, 2015 05:25 PM (qh617)
I had a client that once went a year and a half without having a proper database backup. Our tech people weren't too amused.
Well, they were slightly amused.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 29, 2015 05:28 PM (AC0lD)
Sybian? Um,
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2015 05:28 PM (Vs6vA)
Pollster. Larry Sabato.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:28 PM (CMkNk)
"I came here to kick ass with my wooden shoes and pick tulips. And I'm all out of tulips."
Posted by: Buzzion at January 29, 2015 05:29 PM (z/Ubi)
Did you see the latest Ferguson bullshit?
A brawl "nearly erupted" at a city meeting when community leaders/agitators and off duty police clashed.
CNN is saying it all started when an off duty cop, who was wearing I Am Darren Wilson paraphenelia pushed a black woman...twice.
They showed the video. The black woman went, like a madman, right into the face of the cop, flailing her arms. The cop merely put up his arms. And that's when the fight started...and when the lying started.
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 29, 2015 05:29 PM (K8c3j)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:29 PM (CMkNk)
or microaggression as the case may be?
Wishcasting.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2015 05:29 PM (Vs6vA)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 05:30 PM (+6nI6)
Wow.
That'd be something, wouldn't it? Sort of like a reverse Spain, where that terrorist attack made them give in, the Charlie Hebdo attack would make them defiant.
More of this, please.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 05:30 PM (0HooB)
Prediction:
I guarantee the next cover of Charlie Hedbo will be something disgusting about Marine LaPen.
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 29, 2015 05:30 PM (K8c3j)
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at January 29, 2015 05:30 PM (uPxUo)
Posted by: Overly Paranoid Rob Lowe at January 29, 2015 05:30 PM (uTctu)
Posted by: alexthechick - You get to hear me say balls at January 29, 2015 05:28 PM (mf5HN)
They can't be.
I work Inside.
No, more seriously- the system is fairly young, so schema changes to production are not all that surprising (indicative of a lack of planning? Yes. surprising? No.).
But the Data Warehouse? I mean, I guess I could see it changing with production releases (you know, because the prod schema has changed). If it's changing every day... I don't even know what that could mean. I cannot imagine what would be changing to require nightly schema builds.
And, yes, I'm pretty sure the DBA does drink heavily. Probably to numb the pain.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 05:30 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 05:26 PM (knoK7)
You will find the most ardent supporters of freedom and to an extent America are those who escaped from socialism/communism.
But you already knew that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:30 PM (CMkNk)
Pffffft. Who cares about those clothes hangers?
Posted by: Land O' Lakes Girl at January 29, 2015 05:30 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 29, 2015 05:30 PM (4+IgA)
if Isis can be crazy as a shithouse rat and get its way unleash your inner fruitcake.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 05:31 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 29, 2015 05:31 PM (j1tga)
Prediction:
I guarantee the next cover of Charlie Hedbo will be something disgusting about Marine LaPen.
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 29, 2015 05:30 PM (K8c3j)
Of course. But she came to kick ass and chew quiche. And she's all out of quiche.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:31 PM (CMkNk)
Prediction:
I guarantee the next cover of Charlie Hedbo will be something disgusting about Marine LaPen.
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 29, 2015 05:30 PM (K8c3j)
Of course. But she came to kick ass and chew quiche. And she's all out of quiche.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:32 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: m at January 29, 2015 05:32 PM (rn/hC)
Posted by: French gays at January 29, 2015 05:32 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 29, 2015 05:32 PM (klaU/)
Why, because he's a metrosexual in a suit? How could they jump to that conclusion?
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 29, 2015 05:32 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Garrett at January 29, 2015 05:32 PM (uTctu)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 29, 2015 05:33 PM (PXU5j)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2015 05:33 PM (3Ag0f)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2015 05:33 PM (3Ag0f)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 05:30 PM (0HooB)
My only concern is her father, who is sort of a loudmouth French version of Luap Nor. He hates Les Yids and made no bones about it.
But she has seemingly kept him in check and the NF now realizes who the real enemy is.
I hope.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:33 PM (CMkNk)
Do you really think a modern mecca for potheads and prostitutes can actually thrive??
Of course not!
We need to rid ourselves of this silly notion that inmates can run the asylum. That goes for Holland, and it goes for the USA.
We have this idiotic childish idea that we can allow goddam communists run the federal govt directly from the White House and still preserve our republic.
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 29, 2015 05:34 PM (K8c3j)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 29, 2015 05:34 PM (KFdZd)
Sabotage is correct, however, the origin of the word is that French textile workers who feared losing their jobs to machines would put a wooden shoe into the works, thus damaging or destroying it.
Posted by: French gays at January 29, 2015 05:34 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: teh Wind at January 29, 2015 05:34 PM (B3WUC)
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at January 29, 2015 05:30 PM (uPxUo)
Did he attend the Harry Carey School of Throat Clearing?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2015 05:35 PM (3Ag0f)
avf;wrtn wt [wrj b'mwrgd/m s'lbw t'
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at January 29, 2015 05:35 PM (fLKzW)
Well, they were slightly amused.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel
You are referring to the high-pitched, hysterical laughter that follows the discovery that, had one not discovered this...lapse...before a disaster, things would not be funny at all?
Posted by: Dianna at January 29, 2015 05:35 PM (DV/Ik)
Posted by: pep at January 29, 2015 05:35 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: teh Wind at January 29, 2015 05:34 PM (B3WUC)
Fred Upton took them away. Except for Kate Upton's.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:35 PM (CMkNk)
-------------------
Nick Saban?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 29, 2015 05:34 PM (KFdZd)
That's funny, is what that is.
Posted by: alexthechick - You get to hear me say balls at January 29, 2015 05:35 PM (mf5HN)
But you already knew that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:30 PM
Yep. She knew the score. Asked me a lot of questions about how well she might do in America. Lost track of her, but I'd like to think she at least visited and checked the place out a bit.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 05:35 PM (knoK7)
That's what I'm imagining at least.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 05:35 PM (kff5f)
-------------------
Nick Saban?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 29, 2015 05:34 PM (KFdZd)
Larry Sabato?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2015 05:35 PM (3Ag0f)
Posted by: Garrett at January 29, 2015 05:36 PM (uTctu)
avf;wrtn wt [wrj b'mwrgd/m s'lbw t'
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at January 29, 2015 05:35 PM (fLKzW)
Stevie, er, I have some news for you . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:36 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 29, 2015 05:36 PM (iIzG7)
http://youtu.be/YWNWi-ZWL3c
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 05:36 PM (+6nI6)
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 29, 2015 05:37 PM (klaU/)
Posted by: tbd at January 29, 2015 05:37 PM (FDXPC)
You're French and gay?
HEY EVERYBODY! PEP IS A FRENCH GAY!
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 05:37 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: pep at January 29, 2015 05:35 PM (4nR9/)
That's what I've always said.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2015 05:37 PM (KBvAm)
Posted by: Guy who always hints that is always Aliens at January 29, 2015 05:37 PM (scgac)
Posted by: Eric Holder at January 29, 2015 05:37 PM (vWkI5)
I hate terrorists who make us do math. Burn in hell, douchebag.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 29, 2015 05:37 PM (XVNm3)
avf;wrtn wt [wrj b'mwrgd/m s'lbw t'
Posted by: Stevie Wonder
Did not see that coming....
--Ray Charles
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2015 05:38 PM (Vs6vA)
Here is a youtube link to that broadcast.
http://youtu.be/yWaQFguerFc
Posted by: Walter Sobchack at January 29, 2015 05:38 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 29, 2015 05:39 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 05:35 PM (knoK7)
With the Muzzies and the unreconstructed Euro Joo haters, my mother (RIP) always lamented the Marshall Plan. She said the Russians should have been allowed to steamroll all the way to the English Channel as punishment.
Maybe she was right. The mindset of western Europeans might be very different today.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:39 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 29, 2015 05:34 PM (K8c3j)
----
My mom had a Dutch friend who left in the 70's. The bowl-sparkin' free-thinkin' grooviness is fine if your country is homogeneous and the base is hard-working Dutch, but it attracted all the patchouli-soaked leeches from across the continent.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 29, 2015 05:39 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: pep at January 29, 2015 05:35 PM (4nR9/)
You're French and gay?
HEY EVERYBODY! PEP IS A FRENCH GAY!
Damn, busted.
Posted by: pep at January 29, 2015 05:39 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 29, 2015 05:39 PM (klaU/)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 29, 2015 05:39 PM (Sd++4)
My only concern is her father, who is sort of a loudmouth French version of Luap Nor. He hates Les Yids and made no bones about it.
I haven't gotten that deep into her platform other than to applaud her proposal to curtail moslem immigration, something I'm all for.
In fact, I'm all for a moratorium on all immigration here for at least five years. It's beyond clear that the NWO's assholes have this as a method to destroy us. They've already done it in Britain and elsewhere.
Multiculturalism only belongs in one place: the kitchen.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 05:39 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: m at January 29, 2015 05:40 PM (rn/hC)
Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 29, 2015 05:39 PM (iIzG7)
Putting a long hair wig on Steve Buscemi?
Posted by: Buzzion at January 29, 2015 05:40 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: A. Sullivan at January 29, 2015 05:40 PM (7d8Ef)
Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 29, 2015 05:39 PM (iIzG7)
With MSNBC and CNN, terrorists don't need to hijack a station.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:40 PM (CMkNk)
Even a redneck such as myself knows that Europeans have very strict gun control laws, to prevent this very thing.
So it is obviously a Zionist false flag operation, funded by the Koch Brothers and Sarah Palin.
In fact, that is probably Palin's son right there.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 05:41 PM (Pauop)
Posted by: A. Sullivan at January 29, 2015 05:40 PM (7d8Ef)
Y=MX + B?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:41 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 05:39 PM (0HooB)
Muzzies will take that as an open invitation to fire up an oven.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:42 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at January 29, 2015 05:42 PM (dmQ8g)
Now, if you're curious about faith, I'd start with some good gospel music.
Here's one I really like:
Crowder, Come as You Are;
http://youtu.be/yjgioXrnEME
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 29, 2015 05:42 PM (scgac)
Posted by: Garrett at January 29, 2015 05:42 PM (uTctu)
And the Terrorist said, "You're not here for the gun control, are you?"
/just the punchline
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 05:43 PM (kff5f)
Back in 1982 a guy with a gun took over the KOOL television studio and had a newscaster read his prepared statement.
Here is a youtube link to that broadcast.
http://youtu.be/yWaQFguerFc
Posted by: Walter Sobchack at January 29, 2015 05:38 PM (KDbAT)
OK I know there was a gun in his belly, but i would still have had trouble not laughing at that friggin script. In fact me. dead.
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 29, 2015 05:43 PM (klaU/)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 29, 2015 05:43 PM (scgac)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative
That looks like a flaming pile of shit.
Who the hell wants to watch a two hour flick with a dipshit Chav as the main character?
Posted by: Goldmember at January 29, 2015 05:43 PM (Zi7PZ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:32 PM (CMkNk)
New York Jooo....always putting on airs.
It's called egg pie in America.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at January 29, 2015 05:43 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 05:43 PM (knoK7)
I couldn't get past the 10 prophets.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 05:44 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 29, 2015 05:44 PM (Pauop)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 29, 2015 05:39 PM (Sd++4)
Happy Bush? I thought that was Rockefeller's wife?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:44 PM (CMkNk)
But really, it's beginning to look like FruitLoop Central out there nowadays.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 29, 2015 05:43 PM (scgac)
*looks around here*
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 29, 2015 05:44 PM (klaU/)
And Samuel L. Jackson who's acting has been on an arc Earthward ever since Mace Windu.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 05:45 PM (+6nI6)
It's called egg pie in America.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at January 29, 2015 05:43 PM (Zu3d9)
Me speak'em French heap good, like John Kerry.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:45 PM (CMkNk)
Y=MX + B?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:41 PM
sine=opposite/hypotenuse
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 05:43 PM (knoK7)
soh cah toa
Posted by: Buzzion at January 29, 2015 05:45 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 29, 2015 05:44 PM (klaU/)
No, we aspire to Fruit Loops.
Alas, we are and will always be: Kaboom! Kids.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 05:45 PM (kff5f)
a Happy Bush takes a smiling cowboy and aplomb right Mare Cloggenstein?
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 05:45 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 05:46 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 29, 2015 05:45 PM (z/Ubi)
Last in first out.
Like Sandra Fluke's latest boyfriend.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:46 PM (CMkNk)
-----
So it's basically found footage of your typical MoMee.
I was meh about the idea of a Mad Max do-over before but now I'm kinda jazzed about it. I didn't even recognize Nicholas Hoult!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 29, 2015 05:46 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 29, 2015 05:46 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 05:47 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 29, 2015 05:45 PM
Clearly you know the truth about Trig.
And the rest should be intuitively obvious to the casual observer.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 05:47 PM (knoK7)
.
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 29, 2015 05:43 PM (klaU/)
Hey you, bastard.
Videodrome was an awesome script.
And I was awesome in it!
Posted by: James Woods at January 29, 2015 05:47 PM (KBvAm)
*looks around here*
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 29, 2015 05:44 PM (klaU/)
No, we aspire to Fruit Loops.
Alas, we are and will always be: Kaboom! Kids.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 05:45 PM (kff5f)
Don't say KABOOM! I don't have milk! oh wait my bad. Beer or bourbon. Be right back.
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 29, 2015 05:48 PM (klaU/)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 05:45 PM (kff5f)
Glozell Green in a bathtub.
And isn't Socatoa Lizzy Warren's Injun name?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:48 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2015 05:48 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 05:47 PM
*golf clap*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 05:48 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 05:48 PM (+6nI6)
Posted by: teh Wind at January 29, 2015 05:34 PM (B3WUC)
Fred Upton took them away. Except for Kate Upton's.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:35 PM
That's what you call them? I thought they were Mellens
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2015 05:48 PM (3Ag0f)
Videodrome was an awesome script.
And I was awesome in it!
Posted by: James Woods at January 29, 2015 05:47 PM (KBvAm)
James, JJ wrote that didn't he?
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 29, 2015 05:49 PM (klaU/)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 05:48 PM (+6nI6)
---
Wait...the MoMee?
More of a Todd Browning's Freaks, really.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 29, 2015 05:49 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: pep at January 29, 2015 05:49 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2015 05:48 PM (3Ag0f)
Tits Tits Tits!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:49 PM (CMkNk)
http://tinyurl.com/ojj8lxr
"Batey was accused of urinating on his white victim while saying, 'That's for 300 years of slavery, bitch.'"
Posted by: Country Singer at January 29, 2015 05:50 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 05:50 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: CM at January 29, 2015 05:50 PM (0NdlF)
Well, it's a movie, innit, brovver?
Posted by: Chavvy Chaverton at January 29, 2015 05:50 PM (KBvAm)
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 29, 2015 05:49 PM (klaU/)
Yeah. That's right! Me!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:50 PM (CMkNk)
The Banhammer of Loving Kindness hardest hit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 05:50 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Arlen Specter at January 29, 2015 05:51 PM (W6iIX)
Target locked on the previous thread.
Heh.
Posted by: CM at January 29, 2015 05:51 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 29, 2015 05:51 PM (klaU/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:51 PM (CMkNk)
The Banhammer of Loving Kindness hardest hit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 05:50 PM
He's over in the commie thread.
Well, time for me to deal with traffic. Have fun, kids. Try not to trash the place, m'kay?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 05:52 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2015 05:52 PM (AbFmZ)
I would have gone with 'Happy Black History Month'.
Posted by: Garrett at January 29, 2015 05:52 PM (uTctu)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:51 PM (CMkNk)
And her tits.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2015 05:52 PM (KBvAm)
The Banhammer of Loving Kindness hardest hit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 05:50 PM (0HooB)
Him I can deal with. Even Clonenstone. But that Hector/Unity schmuck is an asshole.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:52 PM (CMkNk)
All the Dutch I've met are freekin Norwegian white in color
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 29, 2015 05:53 PM (W6iIX)
Fuck. I'm hearing sirens out the wazoo and hovering helicopters. My
commute home is going to be just as fucked as the commute in. Fuck.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 05:50 PM (knoK7)
Whoa. Sirens out the Wazoo...I hate when that happens.
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 29, 2015 05:53 PM (klaU/)
Truthfully I think we saw the whole movie in that trailer.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 05:53 PM (+6nI6)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2015 05:52 PM (KBvAm)
Nowhere near as resplendent as Kate's. But, okay.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:53 PM (CMkNk)
Asks lesbian co-worker: Does this make me well-hung?"
Things I did back in the day. Like last year.
What was I thinking?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 29, 2015 05:54 PM (u82oZ)
All the Dutch I've met are freekin Norwegian white in color
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 29, 2015 05:53 PM (W6iIX)
He kind of resembles Don Lemon.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:54 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Fellow elevator riders at January 29, 2015 05:54 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2015 05:48 PM (3Ag0f)
Tits Tits Tits!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015
3 of them? Wow, I thought she only had 2
On that note see you Morons later, I'm going to wet a brush or 3
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2015 05:54 PM (3Ag0f)
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 29, 2015 05:53 PM (klaU/)
nah, it's all good
Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 29, 2015 05:54 PM (W6iIX)
Sabotage is correct, however, the origin of the word is that French textile workers who feared losing their jobs to machines would put a wooden shoe into the works, thus damaging or destroying it.
Posted by: French gays at January 29, 2015 05:34 PM (4nR9/)"
I learned that in Star Trek Iv - Undiscovered Country from Vulcan Valeris
I
Posted by: Buttercup at January 29, 2015 05:54 PM (OBJ4H)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 29, 2015 05:54 PM (7RXcs)
did I mention the damp? Cause it's really damp; and overcast, with low dark leaden clouds all day long. Not seeing the sun for days on end makes you crayzeeeeee
Posted by: Arbuthnot Moonlight Lampshade Gloaming at January 29, 2015 05:09 PM
For me it was the Dutch toilet design. I mean...WTF?
I know it was like why do I need to see the crap that came out my butt. back in 85 I was there for the first time. of all the things to talk about being in Holland and it was all about the toilets for the company I was with.
Posted by: morigu at January 29, 2015 05:55 PM (MY7AL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 05:53 PM (CMkNk)
Resplendent titties. I'm stealing that. Thank you.
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 29, 2015 05:55 PM (klaU/)
The guy didn't WANT to say it was aliens, but....
MUMR couldn't have stowed away on a plane, could he?
Posted by: Meremortal at January 29, 2015 05:55 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2015 05:52 PM (KBvAm)
Were they nice? I don't remember....and I am embarrassed to admit that.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2015 05:55 PM (Zu3d9)
http://pastebin.com/Btk76WVU
Yeah, something about web hackers and 8 "heavy explosives containing radioactive material."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2015 05:56 PM (AbFmZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 05:56 PM (+6nI6)
Posted by: Garrett at January 29, 2015 05:58 PM (uTctu)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2015 05:52 PM (KBvAm)
Were they nice? I don't remember....and I am embarrassed to admit that.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2015 05:55 PM (Zu3d9)
They were well-formed and nice, but small.
and most important, didn't have the slightly floppy fried egg appearance a lot of actresses' boobays have.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2015 05:58 PM (KBvAm)
That's because he's more lucid.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 05:58 PM (kff5f)
Former Playboy Bunny. Owes her music career to hubby Chris Stein.
Saw a recent pic of her. She has not aged well.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 05:59 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: morigu at January 29, 2015 05:59 PM (MY7AL)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 05:59 PM (0HooB)
Yes. That's why film was invented: to look at recent pictures of old actresses.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 06:00 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Arctic Joe at January 29, 2015 06:00 PM (F192H)
And her tits.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2015 05:52 PM (KBvAm)
Were they nice? I don't remember....and I am embarrassed to admit that.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2015 05:55 PM (Zu3d9)"
Not particularly. Debby Harry had little pointy elf shoe tits. Some people find that very attractive. I am not one of them. That was back in the day. She had put on a lot of weight the last time I saw her but haven't we all.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 29, 2015 06:00 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 29, 2015 06:00 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 05:59 PM (0HooB)
This is why AoSHQ is the best blog in the world.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2015 06:00 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 05:59 PM (0HooB)
That is an understatement.
saw her in a movie a couple of years ago....Yikes.
But hey, no one stays young and beautiful forever.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2015 06:00 PM (KBvAm)
Posted by: ParisParamus at January 29, 2015 06:01 PM (0BpLZ)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2015 06:00 PM (KBvAm)
word
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 29, 2015 06:01 PM (W6iIX)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2015 05:56 PM (AbFmZ)
Apparently the Police did not take his threats seriously....
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 29, 2015 06:02 PM (qh617)
Posted by: John Boner at January 29, 2015 06:02 PM (lG2E3)
----------------
Divert to local bar.
Shelter in place.
Await further instructions.
Posted by: JDub (was BunkerintheBurbs) at January 29, 2015 06:03 PM (X3xYu)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2015 05:58 PM (KBvAm)
I learn so mush here. seriously you guys.
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 29, 2015 06:04 PM (klaU/)
Hap-py days are 'ere a-gain...
Posted by: John Boner at January 29, 2015 06:02 PM (lG2E3)
Austerity is caused by vaccines!!!
Posted by: Jenny McCarthy's brain cell at January 29, 2015 06:04 PM (CMkNk)
and most important, didn't have the slightly floppy fried egg appearance a lot of actresses' boobays have.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2015 05:58 PM (KBvAm)"
We obviously differ in our definition of 'nice'. I should point out that I am right and you are wrong. And I like that sunny side up look.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 29, 2015 06:05 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 06:05 PM (CMkNk)
the sabot round of depleted uranium that I just shot up ur ass with and blew the turret of your so vastly over rated T80 with.
Posted by: morigu at January 29, 2015 06:05 PM (MY7AL)
Here at AoS? If we haven't blamed the Amish within the first five comments you can bank on the looney. I calculate our islamo-accuracy to nine significant digits.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 29, 2015 06:06 PM (zxQ4h)
I am a veritable wellspring of useless information.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 06:06 PM (0HooB)
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I loved Mr. Jackson in that movie about Capital One credit cards.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 29, 2015 06:06 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 29, 2015 06:06 PM (zxQ4h)
My $$ is he is Moroccan
Posted by: George Orwell at January 29, 2015 06:08 PM (W6iIX)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 29, 2015 06:08 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 29, 2015 06:06 PM (zxQ4h)
My $$ is he is Moroccan
Posted by: George Orwell at January 29, 2015 06:08 PM (W6iIX)
From the nation that allowed Theo Van Gogh to be slaughtered, this is a distinct possibility.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 06:09 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 29, 2015 06:05 PM (KDbAT)
Now now.
Perkiness is next to godliness.
Regardless of heft.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2015 06:09 PM (KBvAm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 06:10 PM (+6nI6)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 06:09 PM (CMkNk)
by a Moroccan, If memory serves me correct
Posted by: George Orwell at January 29, 2015 06:10 PM (W6iIX)
laughter that follows the discovery that, had one not discovered
this...lapse...before a disaster, things would not be funny at all?
Posted by: Dianna at January 29, 2015 05:35 PM (DV/Ik)
Pretty much...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 29, 2015 06:10 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2015 06:11 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2015 06:11 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2015 06:09 PM (KBvAm)
I know all about 'heft'
Posted by: Kristy Alley at January 29, 2015 06:11 PM (W6iIX)
164 158 Quiz: and what other word derives from sabot and why?
the sabot round of depleted uranium that I just shot up ur ass with and blew the turret of your so vastly over rated T80 with.
Posted by: morigu at January 29, 2015 06:05 PM (MY7AL)"
A few years ago I used to see a lot of .22 bullets in .30 plastic sabots in the reloading component section of gun stores. I thought it was a really neat idea, although I have never reloaded rifle ammunition. I haven't seen them for a while. Does anybody know what happened with them? I thought the idea of getting hyper velocity out of an ordinary .30 caliber rifle with reasonable pressure was pretty cool. Were there accuracy issues or other problems?
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 29, 2015 06:12 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: Kristy Alley at January 29, 2015 06:12 PM (W6iIX)
Posted by: Roseanne Barr(f) at January 29, 2015 06:13 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at January 29, 2015 06:15 PM (dmQ8g)
Regardless of heft.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2015 06:09 PM (KBvAm)"
You are confusing perkiness with pointiness.
And I am offended by your casual dismissal of heft.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 29, 2015 06:16 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: ann wilson at January 29, 2015 06:17 PM (lKyWE)
http://tinyurl.com/m6wt7mx
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