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You Don't Say: Communist Party USA Vows to Help Democrats Get Elected

Via @WeirdDave0 in the sidebar, news the media won't report, because, I guess, it's so Obvious.

Though if it's obvious the Communists and Democrats are on the same side, I question why the media is always denying this.

The chairman of the National Committee of the Communist Party USA has penned a 2,023-word manifesto making the critical point that American Communists are eager to work with the Democratic Party to advance the modern communist agenda and achieve communist goals.

Communist Party chairman John Bachtell published his essay last week at People’s World, a "daily news website of, for and by the 99% and the direct descendant of the Daily Worker."

"[L]abor and other key social forces are not about to leave the Democratic Party anytime soon," Bachtell promised. "They still see Democrats as the most realistic electoral vehicle" to fight against perceived class enemies.

Bachtell, 58, is playing the long political game and he has a strategy, he said.

"First, we are part of building the broadest anti-ultra right alliance possible, uniting the widest array of class (including a section of monopoly), social and democratic forces. This necessarily means working with the Democratic Party," the communist leader explained.

...

The rest of Bachtell’s declaration is mostly a somewhat modernized version of the same, garden-variety communist drivel communists have been spouting since roughly 1840.

I thought the same thing about the State of the Union.

Posted by: Ace at 03:56 PM




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1 not first

Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 03:56 PM (F2IAQ)

2 Let's see the Democratic Leadership weasel out of this. This should be funny

Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 03:57 PM (F2IAQ)

3 Filthy commies will commie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2015 03:58 PM (upitO)

4 I summoned the little stumpy dawgs

Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 03:58 PM (F2IAQ)

5 The Communists call it a Manifesto.

Round here, we call it a movie review.

Posted by: Roy at January 29, 2015 03:58 PM (VndSC)

6 I always assume communists are the same as rabid dogs - no one cares if you kick dirt over them after they stop barking suddenly.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 29, 2015 03:59 PM (scgac)

7 When did they stop?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 03:59 PM (0HooB)

8 McCarthyite!

Posted by: rd at January 29, 2015 03:59 PM (k19Aq)

9 Cue up the International but set to the Macarana beat so AlGore can dance to it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 03:59 PM (+6nI6)

10 Though if it's obvious the Communists and Democrats are on the same side

Dude, they're one and the same. The Red Rat Commie Bastards took over the Democratic Party in a coup.

Posted by: toby928(C) Imam at January 29, 2015 03:59 PM (evdj2)

11 If you use enough dirt, they stop.

Posted by: Roy at January 29, 2015 03:59 PM (VndSC)

12 "First, we are part of building the broadest anti-ultra right alliance possible, uniting the widest array of class (including a section of monopoly), social and democratic forces. This necessarily means working with the Democratic Party,

...then we'll kill them.

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Democratic Republic of Alextopia at January 29, 2015 03:59 PM (V+kmg)

13 Sounds like the commies are trying for a few seconds in the spotlight.

Posted by: Penfold at January 29, 2015 03:59 PM (Fbt5B)

14 It's official!

The Democratic Socialist People's Workers Communist Party of the United States.

Cool.

I look forward to pointing this out to my dyed-in-the-wool Democrat in-laws.

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2015 03:59 PM (h6Mpm)

15
So, business as usual.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2015 04:00 PM (TIIx5)

16 CPUSA shops at WalMart.

Posted by: Feh at January 29, 2015 04:00 PM (k8NvQ)

17 CPUSA vows to cooperate with the donks? When did they stop?

Posted by: mugiwara at January 29, 2015 04:00 PM (06U11)

18 So Obama traded a defector for 5 Taliban commanders -- one of whom has already returned to the battlefield.

@cnnadamTheBlazeNOW @TheBlazeNOW 6m
U.S. suspects one of detainees exchanged for Bowe Bergdahl engaged in militant activity - @barbarastarrcnn via @cnnadam

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 29, 2015 04:00 PM (ZPrif)

19 Headlines ripped fresh from the sidebar.



Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2015 04:00 PM (MDgS8)

20 I saw CPUSA open for NKOTB back in 2008.

Posted by: Roy at January 29, 2015 04:00 PM (VndSC)

21 well, Hillary! can't help it if the commies just happen to support fairness and justice.

Posted by: mallfly at January 29, 2015 04:00 PM (bJm7W)

22 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 04:01 PM (kff5f)

23 We're All Socialists Communists Now

Posted by: Newsweak cover at January 29, 2015 04:01 PM (tdmtT)

24 I wonder if Bachtell has shared his wealth with his comrades. He of course would be one of those pigs that stands up on his back legs.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 29, 2015 04:01 PM (cNJvW)

25
Difference without a distinction.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2015 04:01 PM (NaV4z)

26 I have no doubt that the communists are democrats and democrats are communists.

I have felt that way since 1975. When I was a teen.

Posted by: rd at January 29, 2015 04:01 PM (k19Aq)

27 They have nothing to lose but their brains.

Posted by: Feh at January 29, 2015 04:01 PM (k8NvQ)

28 Can't say I fell out my chair upon hearing this.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 29, 2015 04:01 PM (i0wGQ)

29 Obvious? More like redundant...

I read that headline as " Democrat Party USA Vows To Help Get Democrats Elected "

Posted by: shredded chi at January 29, 2015 04:01 PM (FuAhx)

30
The funny part is how they flat out say that they are USING the Donks until they can discard them like a soiled kleenex.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2015 04:02 PM (TIIx5)

31 A true opposition party who had the best interests of the country in their heart wouldn't stop talking about this.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 04:02 PM (0HooB)

32 Sean of course. Once the tools are no longer useful they are retired before making a ruckus.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 04:02 PM (+6nI6)

33
I wanna out-Commie the Commies.
From each to each etc.
I wanna take ALL their shit and give it to the needy. Like me.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 29, 2015 04:02 PM (j1tga)

34 ME WANT JUSTICE! ME WANT ... THUNDERDOME!

Posted by: toby928(C) Imam at January 29, 2015 04:02 PM (evdj2)

35 Does Bachtell have Stalinist posters in his kitchen, like Jay Carney?

Posted by: Feh at January 29, 2015 04:02 PM (k8NvQ)

36 And by "support" they mean "corrupt and influence the Dems until their proposals are nothing more than communist lite."

Posted by: Arctic Joe at January 29, 2015 04:02 PM (F192H)

37 A generation ago the Democrats would have pushed back against this. No point hiding it now.

A large % of Americans no longer think Communism is a bad thing.

Our Ruling Class Progressive Trash laugh at the insult and embrace the iconography. Obama won two elections with Soviet Realism artwork and campaign logos. Che shirts and Mao hats abound.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 29, 2015 04:02 PM (ZPrif)

38 But Communism works, it just hasn't been tried with the right leaders!

I've got some reading material...

Posted by: college freshman at January 29, 2015 04:02 PM (Tj+s6)

39 What just because Obama is about to give Gitmo to Cuba and suddenly everyone thinks the dems are commies? Unpossible.

Posted by: Lauren at January 29, 2015 04:02 PM (MYCIw)

40 Communism never goes out of style with Leftards, regardless of its record of failure and its high body counts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2015 04:03 PM (8ZskC)

41 DEMOCRAT PARTY USA VOWS TO HELP COMMUNISTS GET ELECTED

Posted by: Feh at January 29, 2015 04:03 PM (k8NvQ)

42 You know, late to the party. Charles Blow? What a fcuking dickhead.


NO SHAME. Even for the NY Slime, this guy is an embarrassment.



He's not a member of the tribe, he needs to be fired.



Is he fcuking someone that keeps him employed. His writing is awful.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 29, 2015 04:03 PM (0FSuD)

43 Also, he's a Communist.

But we knew that already.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 04:03 PM (kff5f)

44 so someone has been stuck in an elevator since 2007....


welcome back CPUSA....welcome back

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 04:03 PM (/4AZU)

45
You are known by the fiends, ahem, friendsyou keep.

For example, I like Rachel, but Ross always bugged me.

Posted by: Arctic Joe at January 29, 2015 04:03 PM (F192H)

46
Alternate post title:

...But Don't Call obama Or hillary clinton A Socialist

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 29, 2015 04:03 PM (K8c3j)

47 Isn't it lucky for the American Communist Party that the Democrat Party is going their way...

Posted by: douger at January 29, 2015 04:03 PM (eM6QK)

48 This sounds familiar?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2015 04:04 PM (LJcWW)

49 Hector loves collectives. He collects semen in his orifices. He loves to service the proletariat.

Posted by: maddogg at January 29, 2015 04:04 PM (xWW96)

50 Sounds like the commies are trying for a few seconds in the spotlight.
Posted by: Penfold at January 29, 2015 03:59 PM


Makes acquiring the target that much easier.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 04:04 PM (knoK7)

51 Here's the problem (yes, we all knew that Democrat == Communist): the Republicans will do precisely nothing with this.

And all it would take is nice, soft questions: "Doesn't it give you just a little bit of pause that the Communist Party is so comfortable with your economic plan that they're committed to seeing Democrats elected?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 04:05 PM (kff5f)

52 Senate pass Keystone Xl Pipeline thing. I am not sure with how many votes but for sure it was not 67

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2015 04:05 PM (LJcWW)

53 Just pointing out what the CPUSA says is McCarthyism, by the way.

You will all have to be re-educated.

Posted by: CNN at January 29, 2015 04:05 PM (k8NvQ)

54 Let's see the Democratic Leadership weasel out of this. This should be funny


What's funny is that you seem to think that the LIV population will ever hear about this.

Posted by: The MSM, Now With 20% More Truthiness at January 29, 2015 04:05 PM (8ZskC)

55 I am confused why is the communist party supporting the democrat party news?


It's the same party.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 29, 2015 04:05 PM (0FSuD)

56 If we only had a law against trying to overthrow our government...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 04:05 PM (0HooB)

57 Please tell me they will start publishing ratings of congressmen as 'such and such percent communist'. Because that would be awesome.

Posted by: Lea hates Peppa Pig but will watch it for freedom (not really) at January 29, 2015 04:05 PM (lIU4e)

58 So .... where are the Republicans officials talking about this?

They're afraid they'll be McCarthyized.

When was the last time a Republican called anybody a Communist as an insult?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 29, 2015 04:05 PM (ZPrif)

59
alt. post title

As We Suspected, Govt Health Care Wasn't Enough

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 29, 2015 04:05 PM (K8c3j)

60 I guess there is a communist under ever bed?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2015 04:05 PM (LJcWW)

61



Support Communism! Give me ALL your shit or I'm takin it!



Redistribution of wealth starts with YOU!



If you can read this you are literacy privileged and must submit!


Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 29, 2015 04:05 PM (j1tga)

62 Isn't it lucky for the American Communist Party that the Democrat Party is going their way... pulling them along....


Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2015 04:06 PM (Vs6vA)

63 The Democratic Party! Now with more Communism!

Posted by: tu3031 at January 29, 2015 04:06 PM (i0wGQ)

64 I'm shocked! Shocked I tell ya!

Posted by: Sen. Bernie Sanders (Socialist - VT) at January 29, 2015 04:06 PM (tdmtT)

65 I am confused why is the communist party supporting the democrat party news?


It's the same party.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 29, 2015 04:05 PM (0FSuD)


I think it's called "scrambling to get in front of the parade."

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2015 04:06 PM (h6Mpm)

66
did the Communist Party USA help to get pope francis elected, too?

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 29, 2015 04:06 PM (K8c3j)

67 O/T: I officially give up.

Chris Christie's PAC is LeadershipMattersForAmerica.Org
aka LMFAO.

I. Give. Up.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 29, 2015 04:06 PM (DT3rQ)

68 Senate pass Keystone Xl Pipeline thing. I am not sure with how many votes but for sure it was not 67

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2015 04:05 PM (LJcWW)


That's okay. Make his veto pen run out of ink.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 04:06 PM (kff5f)

69 JFK would be so proud of his party.

Posted by: maddogg at January 29, 2015 04:06 PM (xWW96)

70 Communists and Democrats working together.

Finally! Bipartisanship.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at January 29, 2015 04:06 PM (D7Plq)

71 Rope for sale!!!!

Posted by: The GOPe at January 29, 2015 04:06 PM (8ZskC)

72 When was the last time a Republican called anybody a Communist as an insult?
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 29, 2015 04:05 PM (ZPrif)


Well that depends, do I count as a Republican?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2015 04:06 PM (LJcWW)

73 Remember when Obama was a member of a commie-lite party and no one cared at all?

I mean, before the one he's a member of now.

Posted by: Lauren at January 29, 2015 04:06 PM (MYCIw)

74 Posted by: tu3031 at January 29, 2015 04:06 PM (i0wGQ)

Come to me.

Posted by: The Barrel at January 29, 2015 04:06 PM (h6Mpm)

75 No need to tell me. I'm going....

Posted by: tu3031 at January 29, 2015 04:06 PM (i0wGQ)

76 Posted by: tu3031 at January 29, 2015 04:06 PM (i0wGQ)

-----


FEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Posted by: THE BARREL at January 29, 2015 04:06 PM (NaV4z)

77 An tu3031 please pick up the pulsating yellow courtesy phone.

Its the Barrel.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 04:06 PM (+6nI6)

78 Somebody needs to spend the weekend with Hector in the barrel.

Posted by: maddogg at January 29, 2015 04:07 PM (xWW96)

79 Though if it's obvious the Communists and Democrats are on the same side, I question why the media is always denying this.
-------

Haven't had a way to thoroughly scrub the 94 million deaths from the history books.

Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 29, 2015 04:07 PM (fWAjv)

80 Don't worry. We have Boehner and McConnell leading the opposition!

Posted by: Feh, on Meth at January 29, 2015 04:07 PM (k8NvQ)

81 Finally some good news!
I miss the commies. I could deal with them. Nice, simple ideological premise -- we take all your stuff and turn your life into your worst HS nightmares.

Between the progs, the muzzies, and the south-of-the-border socialists, it would be nice if all we had to worry about were commies and the USSR's nukes.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 29, 2015 04:07 PM (LWu6U)

82 Think the Dems will go out of their way to disavow the Communists? If so, I have some beachfront property for sale, here in PA.

The Dems are f*king teflon anymore.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 29, 2015 04:07 PM (zxQ4h)

83 Posted by: tu3031 at January 29, 2015 04:06 PM (i0wGQ)

You try to raise a Moron right, then this.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2015 04:07 PM (8ZskC)

84 Wow. That was I good one...

Barrel won't be hungry for at least an hour.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 29, 2015 04:07 PM (FuAhx)

85
Communism never goes out of style with Leftards, regardless of its record of failure and its high body counts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2015 04:03 PM (8ZskC)







High body counts aren't simply a side effect of communism, they're the main point.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2015 04:07 PM (TIIx5)

86 I. Give. Up.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 29, 2015 04:06 PM (DT3rQ)


Come on! That's some epic trolling right there.

"No, Chris, my PAC's name is NOT 'Laughing My F*cking Ass Off.' It's 'Laughing My FAT Ass Off.'"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 04:07 PM (kff5f)

87 Hey, it's warm in here. I don't want to know why.
And it echoes...

Posted by: tu3031 at January 29, 2015 04:08 PM (i0wGQ)

88 14
It's official!



The Democratic Socialist People's Workers Communist Party of the United States.



Cool.



I look forward to pointing this out to my dyed-in-the-wool Democrat in-laws.


They'll spin it without too much trouble. "Well, obviously the communists have always been about helping the working class, so..."

Posted by: Null at January 29, 2015 04:08 PM (xjpRj)

89 Al-Qaeda and ISIS also vowed to help Democrats get elected.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 29, 2015 04:08 PM (AC0lD)

90 Comfy? Got everything you want?

No?

Good.

Just close the lid there. Yes, and latch it . . .

Posted by: The Barrel at January 29, 2015 04:08 PM (h6Mpm)

91 I really don't know what to think about this.
There is nuance to consider.

Posted by: Big Bubba's Licensed Tote and Fetch Drayage at January 29, 2015 04:08 PM (+QsTS)

92 Imagine the American Nazi party announcing they will work 100% to get Republicans elected.

Imagine the media reaction. Imagine all the Republicans racing to the microphone denouncing such support, purging anyone with any connections to such a group.

That's what should be happening here. But it won't.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 29, 2015 04:08 PM (ZPrif)

93 Feed me!

Posted by: The Barrel at January 29, 2015 04:08 PM (V+kmg)

94 Barrel won't be hungry for at least an hour.

I will eat you last.

Posted by: The Barrel at January 29, 2015 04:08 PM (evdj2)

95 If you can read this you are temporal lobe privileged! Oppose lobism! Illiteracy for all is equality for all!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 29, 2015 04:08 PM (j1tga)

96 Come to me, tu3031.

Posted by: The Barrel at January 29, 2015 04:08 PM (EPqyT)

97 Makes acquiring the target that much easier.

*types*

*deletes*

*types*

*deletes*

Crap, I can't respond to that without getting banned for what I'm thinking.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 04:09 PM (0HooB)

98
Wanna watch a lefty wig.the.fcuk.out?????


Argue that McCarthy was *right*.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2015 04:09 PM (NaV4z)

99 54 Let's see the Democratic Leadership weasel out of this. This should be funny


What's funny is that you seem to think that the LIV population will ever hear about this.

Posted by: The MSM, Now With 20% More Truthiness at January 29, 2015 04:05 PM (8ZskC)



Or even thinks it's a bad thing.

Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2015 04:09 PM (zoehZ)

100 Posted by: tu3031 at January 29, 2015 04:06 PM

Don't forget to shovel the snow out of the Barrel and put a little sand and salt down.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 04:09 PM (knoK7)

101 Can't any of these dillweeds just write a letter? Why does it have to be a "manifesto," like it's some special unexpected declaration?

Posted by: AMartel at January 29, 2015 04:09 PM (WWgnZ)

102 Hey, it's warm in here. I don't want to know why.
And it echoes...


Try not to touch anything.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 29, 2015 04:09 PM (evdj2)

103 Don't worry. We have Boehner and McConnell leading the opposition!

Posted by: Feh, on Meth at January 29, 2015 04:07 PM (k8NvQ)



Raise the Orange Flag high, comrades!

Posted by: John Boehner, Duh Squeaker of Duh Howse at January 29, 2015 04:09 PM (0cMkb)

104 CommieCrats: "Party like it's 1914!"

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 29, 2015 04:09 PM (OM9Av)

105 Communist works, axe my employer, NY Slime. We love these people.



What's a little starvation if you are helping the cause.


Posted by: Zombie Walter Duranty at January 29, 2015 04:09 PM (0FSuD)

106
Hey, it's warm in here. I don't want to know why.
And it echoes


You'll be fine. Just slide a little deeper into the ooze.

Posted by: Hentai Squid at January 29, 2015 04:09 PM (JtwS4)

107
We're coming to take your children to the promise land, so lay back and enjoy the ride.

Posted by: Van Jomes, CPUSA Member at January 29, 2015 04:10 PM (P330y)

108 KL pipeline passed with 62 votes, 5 short of override amount.

Obama will veto a bipartisan-passed bill passed by a heavy majority of both houses.

Darn those obstructionist Republicans.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 29, 2015 04:10 PM (1Y+hH)

109 Try not to touch anything.
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 29, 2015 04:09 PM (evdj2)

-----

..... or breathe....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2015 04:10 PM (NaV4z)

110 Crap, I can't respond to that without getting banned for what I'm thinking.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 04:09 PM


Just savor the mental images.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 04:10 PM (knoK7)

111 They'll spin it without too much trouble. "Well, obviously the communists have always been about helping the working class, so..."

Posted by: Null at January 29, 2015 04:08 PM (xjpRj)


Nope. The "Communist" label is still extremely toxic in the US. The MFM (delenda est) will avoid talking about it, and no one will know.

Which is why Republicans need to bring it up at every opportunity.

"Well, Jim, the Republicans haven't been endorsed by the Communist Party USA, so..."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 04:10 PM (kff5f)

112 29 Obvious? More like redundant...

I read that headline as " Democrat Party USA Vows To Help Get Democrats Elected "
Posted by: shredded chi at January 29, 2015 04:01 PM (FuAhx

You mean Santa Claus isn't real?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 04:11 PM (F2IAQ)

113 So, USSA? Obama's wet dream, along with his douchebag hipster base. God are they stupid...

Posted by: Kraken at January 29, 2015 04:11 PM (5+mPY)

114 leftists never admit that their ideas are wrong. it's just a matter of the right people instituting and enforcing the correct policies.

Go ahead, as the goofball at the end of 'Plan Nine from Outer Space' said, can you prove it can't ever work?

Posted by: mallfly at January 29, 2015 04:11 PM (bJm7W)

115 Has anyone seen the Ph test results from the barrel?

I mean, they were right here just a second....

Oh.

Duuuude.

You are so screwed.

Posted by: The Barrel at January 29, 2015 04:11 PM (V+kmg)

116 Try not to touch anything.

Ewwwww...too late


Posted by: tu3031 at January 29, 2015 04:11 PM (i0wGQ)

117 I expect Shawn Hannity will see it, and he won't keep it quiet either.

Posted by: maddogg at January 29, 2015 04:11 PM (xWW96)

118 The Barrel? Whatever they tell you, don't believe them. There's nothing fun about it.

Posted by: Some Monkeys at January 29, 2015 04:12 PM (8ZskC)

119 108
KL pipeline passed with 62 votes, 5 short of override amount.



Obama will veto a bipartisan-passed bill passed by a heavy majority of both houses.



Darn those obstructionist Republicans.


Layin' Pipe has been out of fashion since the last Kennedy's passing..

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 29, 2015 04:12 PM (OM9Av)

120 Nor will Rush.

Posted by: maddogg at January 29, 2015 04:12 PM (xWW96)

121 Go ahead, as the goofball at the end of 'Plan Nine from Outer Space' said, can you prove it can't ever work?
Posted by: mallfly at January 29, 2015 04:11 PM (bJm7W)


As a matter of fact . . .

Posted by: F.A. Hayek at January 29, 2015 04:12 PM (h6Mpm)

122 I think I am going to throw this in Tapper's face

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 04:12 PM (/4AZU)

123 Oh.



Duuuude.



You are so screwed.


That's part and parcel of being in the barrel.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2015 04:13 PM (YEelc)

124 The media does not cover the association of the Communists and the Democrats because they don't want to embarrass the Communists.

Posted by: Randy at January 29, 2015 04:13 PM (Xv7f/)

125 Fuckin Commies did this to me!!! I hate fuckin Commies! And dirty hippies! And Illinois Nazis!

Posted by: tu3031 at January 29, 2015 04:13 PM (i0wGQ)

126 tu3031 go stand in the corner.

Posted by: wrg500 at January 29, 2015 04:13 PM (C278+)

127 And tu3031 don't pull the chain dangling from the ceiling. A Jackson Pollack painting has nothing on the Barrel...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 04:13 PM (+6nI6)

128 That's part and parcel of being in the barrel.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2015 04:13 PM (YEelc)


Kids. They never learn.

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief of the Logistics Directorate, People's Democratic Republic of Alextopia at January 29, 2015 04:13 PM (V+kmg)

129 expect the Dems to repeatedly bring up David Duke.

Posted by: mallfly at January 29, 2015 04:13 PM (bJm7W)

130 tu3031 go stand in the corner.
Posted by: wrg500 at January 29, 2015 04:13 PM (C278+)


Fcuking Barrel gets all the fun . . .

Posted by: The Corner at January 29, 2015 04:13 PM (h6Mpm)

131 Posted by: Joe Mama at January 29, 2015 04:12 PM (OM9Av)

I'm playing a concert on Feb 6 that you and the wife should make. It's a 300 seat room and may sell out. Email me if interested.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 29, 2015 04:14 PM (1Y+hH)

132 I hate communists.
...mostly because I look so good in drab olive green.

Posted by: Garrett at January 29, 2015 04:14 PM (uTctu)

133 Nice. Will do.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 29, 2015 04:14 PM (OM9Av)

134 expect the Dems to repeatedly bring up David Duke.

Posted by: mallfly at January 29, 2015 04:13 PM (bJm7W)


Well, yeah, but they do that anyway.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 04:14 PM (kff5f)

135
"A Communist is just a Fascist who's wearing your clothes."
-Tardre Focault, 1939

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 29, 2015 04:15 PM (j1tga)

136 Pretty sure the Communist Manifesto is some kind of rape. Not rape rape but more non rape rape.

Know what I mean?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 29, 2015 04:15 PM (X+nFp)

137 I expect Shawn Hannity will see it, and he won't keep it quiet either.

Good. Someone needs to keep this in the public eye, along with the history and body count.

Rush would be even better. And I can't wait for Levin to get ahold of this tonight.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 04:15 PM (0HooB)

138 130 tu3031 go stand in the corner.
Posted by: wrg500 at January 29, 2015 04:13 PM (C278+)

Fcuking Barrel gets all the fun . . .
Posted by: The Corner at January 29, 2015 04:13 PM (h6Mpm)

Goodness that was a doozie.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 04:15 PM (F2IAQ)

139 Speaking of commie rat turds... Sean Penn has a movie called The Gunman.
http://youtu.be/ZrUVEca2AuA

Bet Uberdouchenozzle Jesse Ventura will go see it plus everyone who HATES the Chris Kyle movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 04:16 PM (+6nI6)

140 "A Communist is just a Fascist who's wearing your clothes."
-Tardre Focault, 1939

That will make a nice facebook tidbit, thanks.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 29, 2015 04:16 PM (1Y+hH)

141 "A Communist is just a Fascist who's wearing your clothes."
-Tardre Focault, 1939

That will make a nice facebook tidbit, thanks.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 29, 2015 04:16 PM (1Y+hH)

142 expect Shawn Hannity will see it, and he won't keep it quiet either.

Rush would be even better. And I can't wait for Levin to get ahold of this tonight.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 04:15 PM (0HooB)

----

**blink**

**blink**

Who???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2015 04:16 PM (NaV4z)

143 Terrorists bring down ( to the ground in a congtrolled landings) with just a tweet. Good stuff ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2015 04:16 PM (LJcWW)

144 lol, open secret.

Now may we call em what they are?

van jones was afluke, along with all that talk about killing the rich and stealing their stuff to give it to their buddies. talk about stealing other peoples savings etc..

and (destroying) the middle class

Posted by: willow at January 29, 2015 04:16 PM (nqBYe)

145 I told you kids all that cuttin' and pastin' and formattin' would lead to no good ... but did you listen ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 29, 2015 04:16 PM (EPqyT)

146 **blink**

**blink**

Who???
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2015 04:16 PM (NaV4z)

----

Well.... thats a first.

Forgot my Charlie Gibson sock.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2015 04:16 PM (NaV4z)

147 re 121: nope, I remember reading decades ago that sophisticated leftists were insisting that the problems of economic calculation without a free market could be done with advanced math and computers. Erections come and go but elitist blockheads are forever.

Posted by: mallfly at January 29, 2015 04:16 PM (bJm7W)

148 Anything down here that I can kill with my bare hands? Cuz I'm about to find out...

Posted by: tu3031 at January 29, 2015 04:17 PM (i0wGQ)

149 The greedy Democrats don't care. Remember when Hamas endorsed Obama in 2008? The anti-American Democrats don't care that the country's stated enemies endorse their agenda.

Posted by: FedUpTakingNames at January 29, 2015 04:17 PM (PTSsY)

150 De Blasio's mommie was a commie

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2015 04:17 PM (LJcWW)

151 If Sean Penn decides to make a movie of his suicide by slow strangulation, I will go see that. Otherwise, no.

Posted by: maddogg at January 29, 2015 04:17 PM (xWW96)

152 You know it's a bad sign when the Costco check out people notice you have anther case of wine.



Wish I had gotten some crab legs. The seafood thing was on.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 29, 2015 04:17 PM (0FSuD)

153 Anything down here that I can kill with my bare hands? Cuz I'm about to find out...

Posted by: tu3031 at January 29, 2015 04:17 PM (i0wGQ)


Well...

There are things down there that you can *try* to kill with your bare hands. But I wouldn't recommend it; it just makes them angry.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 04:17 PM (kff5f)

154 Pretty sure the Communist Manifesto is some kind of rape. Not rape rape but more non rape rape.



Know what I mean?


Sure, mind rape, financial rape, societal rape...

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2015 04:17 PM (YEelc)

155 Anything down here that I can kill with my bare hands? Cuz I'm about to find out...

A wise barrelee doesn't touch anything. Especially that glowing stuff.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 04:18 PM (0HooB)

156 will they demand we call them something else like progressive Dems ?

you know moderate dems. while the republicans are nazi's haters and breakers?

Posted by: willow at January 29, 2015 04:18 PM (nqBYe)

157 Posted by: tu3031 at January 29, 2015 04:17 PM (i0wGQ)

Just lie back and think of Robert Englund.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 04:19 PM (kff5f)

158 Anything down here that I can kill with my bare hands? Cuz I'm about to find out...

Too late. It's already right behind you.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 04:19 PM (knoK7)

159 Anything down here that I can kill with my bare hands? Cuz I'm about to find out...

Posted by: tu3031 at January 29, 2015 04:17 PM (i0wGQ)

Just chase them/it into a corner and stomp them...maybe.

Posted by: wrg500 at January 29, 2015 04:19 PM (C278+)

160 154 Pretty sure the Communist Manifesto is some kind of rape. Not rape rape but more non rape rape.

Know what I mean?

Sure, mind rape, financial rape, societal rape...
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2015 04:17 PM (YEelc)

Unfortunately, the LIVs will say, "You can't rape the willing"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 04:19 PM (F2IAQ)

161 Rush would be even better. And I can't wait for Levin to get ahold of this tonight.

Now if only someone who could get in front of something closer to half the American public...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 29, 2015 04:19 PM (DT3rQ)

162 144 lol, open secret.

Now may we call em what they are?

van jones was afluke, along with all that talk about killing the rich and stealing their stuff to give it to their buddies. talk about stealing other peoples savings etc..

and (destroying) the middle class
Posted by: willow at January 29, 2015 04:16 PM (nqBYe)


Sure, they're the enemy, Willow. I hate them, and there is no common ground. They would have us disappeared, if they could.

Posted by: Kraken at January 29, 2015 04:19 PM (5+mPY)

163 Water is wet. Fire is hot.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2015 04:19 PM (W5DcG)

164 148 Anything down here that I can kill with my bare hands? Cuz I'm about to find out...
Posted by: tu3031 at January 29, 2015 04:17 PM (i0wGQ)

You know that snake thing in the Death Star's trash compactor? Might want to watch for those.

Posted by: Zakonar at January 29, 2015 04:19 PM (CRTOk)

165 150
De Blasio's mommie was a commie

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2015 04:17 PM (LJcWW)

Yep, full bore. Almost got fired from Time Magazine. Upper West side had more commies than Russia at one time. Fired editor of NY Slime? Went to commie summer camp, mom was a registered commie.
I know you are shocked.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 29, 2015 04:20 PM (0FSuD)

166 "...it just makes them angry."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 04:17 PM (kff5f)

Or horny, which is worse.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2015 04:20 PM (Zu3d9)

167 Fox news, Bret Beir could do a fifteen second one liner, just calmly report that 'the Communist Party USA endorses the Democrat Party and vows to work to get Democrats elected'. And do it as a straight news story, and go on to the next story. No comment, no commentary, just straight news reporting, factual, non committal. It would be a hoot, as would the reaction.

Posted by: Big Bubba's Licensed Tote and Fetch Drayage at January 29, 2015 04:20 PM (+QsTS)

168 Cool, a new alliance for The Great Terror version 2.0.

Who wants a Fanta?

Posted by: Comrade 13times at January 29, 2015 04:20 PM (WHVu+)

169 Can't any of these dillweeds just write a letter? Why does it have to be a "manifesto," like it's some special unexpected declaration?



Because "manifesto" sounds so much smarter than they really are.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2015 04:21 PM (Vs6vA)

170 will they demand we call them something else like progressive Dems ?


This would be a good time to remind the American public that Progressives are American Communists.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 04:21 PM (0HooB)

171 tu3031 dude.... there are some things down there even the resident Elder God blanches at.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 04:21 PM (+6nI6)

172
There are quite a few of these in the barrel, though killing them with your bare hands may get dicey.
http://tinyurl.com/kqn3hjm

Posted by: maddogg at January 29, 2015 04:21 PM (xWW96)

173 >>>Anything down here that I can kill with my bare hands? Cuz I'm about to find out...



Word of warning, don't try to look out the hole. It's not there for you.

Posted by: Garrett at January 29, 2015 04:22 PM (uTctu)

174 So how to you make a broken knee cap feel OK? Drugs and wine.



http://tinyurl.com/d2dcq5n

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 29, 2015 04:22 PM (0FSuD)

175 Oh, wow...it's an iPod. With all of Obama's speeches. No! NOT THAT!!

Posted by: tu3031 at January 29, 2015 04:22 PM (i0wGQ)

176 it will work better this time. all the bugs are out of communism which made it soo bad.

like dividing the people into hate groups , pitting group against group.
stealing the most hated groups stuff to give to favored groups.

Threatening citizens to shut up or face govt agencies threatening your business..

of course it won't end up as bad as before Because Smarter communists that just want love and hope and change and fairness for Everyone.

everyone of course is not everyone.

Posted by: willow at January 29, 2015 04:22 PM (nqBYe)

177 Posted by: tu3031 at January 29, 2015 04:22 PM (i0wGQ)

Just wait for the Moochie fashion show reel. It's a endless loop.

Posted by: wrg500 at January 29, 2015 04:23 PM (C278+)

178 Posted by: Big Bubba's Licensed Tote and Fetch Drayage at January 29, 2015 04:20 PM (+QsTS)

That would be fantastic. As would the following freakout.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 04:23 PM (kff5f)

179
If you dig deep into the ooze in the bottom of the barrel you might well come up with this.
http://tinyurl.com/34so4bo

Posted by: maddogg at January 29, 2015 04:23 PM (xWW96)

180
Yesterday we discussed how we no longer live in a republic.

Today we can discuss whether we live under a totalitarian regime

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 29, 2015 04:23 PM (K8c3j)

181 Supporting the Democrats in a US election is probably the first original thought a Communist has had since the mid 1900s

Which, given what happens when Commies create a new 'vision' for their work, oughta give you pause.

Posted by: Bigby's Confused Sign Language at January 29, 2015 04:23 PM (3ZtZW)

182 If you dig deep into the ooze in the bottom of the barrel you might well come up with this.
http://tinyurl.com/34so4bo


MY EYES!!!!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 04:24 PM (0HooB)

183 Yep, full bore. Almost got fired from Time Magazine. Upper West side had more commies than Russia at one time. Fired editor of NY Slime? Went to commie summer camp, mom was a registered commie.
I know you are shocked.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 29, 2015 04:20 PM



I remember a few years back...at one of the full-on socialist summer camps for NE children of rich socialists out in western MA...the little Young Octobrists got their knickers in a serious twist when the FedEx or UPS drivers' union went on strike and they couldn't get their care packages from Comrades Mummy and Daddy. It was hilarious.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 04:24 PM (knoK7)

184 Headlines ripped fresh from the sidebar.
I. Hate. That.
At. Least. It's. Not. Hot. Air.

Posted by: stephen hawking at January 29, 2015 04:24 PM (L6/+u)

185 Commies are just democrats who aren't afraid to be themselves.

Posted by: irright at January 29, 2015 04:24 PM (pMGkg)

186 Yeah that is truly the worse part of the Barrel, all of Michelle's discarded sofa covers and obnoxious curtains live in there.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 04:24 PM (+6nI6)

187 Damn you maddogg!!

Posted by: wrg500 at January 29, 2015 04:24 PM (C278+)

188 That's honestly part of the reason why I can't just say "screw it" and sit out elections out of frustration. The other choice is in bed with evil. If Democrats got a lopsided majority for more than a single cycle, this place would like Venezuela in a few short years with reeducation camps.

Sorry, as worthless as GOP leadership is, I don't think it's full of closet communists. Even the Democrat Party was at one time anti-communist, now it's not even a hidden wink and nod.

Posted by: McAdams at January 29, 2015 04:25 PM (8fZbJ)

189 I think I'll just sit here and will myself invisible. Like Wade Boggs used to.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 29, 2015 04:25 PM (i0wGQ)

190 182 If you dig deep into the ooze in the bottom of the barrel you might well come up with this.
http://tinyurl.com/34so4bo

MY EYES!!!!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 04:24 PM (0HooB

Between that link and the Hillary in the swimsuit link we certainly have some sick puppies around this joint.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 04:25 PM (F2IAQ)

191 O/T Gabe in the sidebar...


Silly, and Tank, do not go into the same sentence...

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 29, 2015 04:26 PM (qh617)

192 Jordan wants proof of life of it's pilot before releasing that dog but ugly terrorist. Would just his head be OK?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2015 04:26 PM (LJcWW)

193 Posted by: maddogg at January 29, 2015 04:21 PM

You have those links handy on your desktop, don't you?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 04:26 PM (knoK7)

194 Between that link and the Hillary in the swimsuit link we certainly have some sick puppies around this joint.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 04:25 PM (F2IAQ)


Sorry about that. You mentioned Hillary in a swimsuit, though, so I don't think it's really my fault.

Posted by: Puppeh, Puking on MH's Shoes at January 29, 2015 04:26 PM (kff5f)

195 Pat Fucking Caddell on Cavuto.

Posted by: Garrett at January 29, 2015 04:27 PM (uTctu)

196 180
Yesterday we discussed how we no longer live in a republic.

Today we can discuss whether we live under a totalitarian regime
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 29, 2015 04:23 PM (K8c3j)

Well sure we do. Crime speak, think, before we ever get to Crime do. Whole groups of people who are a priori Guilty because of appearance, money and beliefs. 24/7 Media denunciations of said groups. Yeah, it's totalitarian, and trending.

Posted by: Kraken at January 29, 2015 04:27 PM (5+mPY)

197 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 04:26 PM (knoK7)

It's his flapping stash.

Posted by: wrg500 at January 29, 2015 04:27 PM (C278+)

198 Well Juan McCain got something right...

Henry Kissinger was testifying before McCain's panel. Code Pinkos showed up to call the elderly Kissinger a war criminal and demanding his arrest.

McCain called them "low life scum."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 04:28 PM (+6nI6)

199
Now, if you got the balls, you can dig right to the nether regions of the barrel, and if you are Veeeeeeewy careful, you might be rewarded with this:
http://tinyurl.com/yzubrx7

Posted by: maddogg at January 29, 2015 04:28 PM (xWW96)

200 When I was in college the first time in '83 or so, I was frankly astonished they allowed communists to actually walk around without strangling them. I assumed they were like serial rapists - you see 'em, you get them arrested for treason, rape, whatever.

I knew what they stood for, I'd read their bullshit and understood they all were actively pursuing murder and violence in the violent overthrow of our nation and just assumed they would be picked up and charged with sedition and treason.

I still don't quite know why they are not immediately arrested when they admit publicly they are communists.

In my opinion, they should be considered the same as any active traitor. Become communist? You are guilty of treason. Espouse communism? You are organizing for the violent overthrow of our constitutional government.

To prison or to the noose - there should not be any other destination for fucking communists. For one thing, it'd result in better smelling coffee houses.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 29, 2015 04:28 PM (scgac)

201
This would be a good time to remind the American public that Progressives are American Communists.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy


But the big lie here is that they are neither progressive nor communistic.

They are fascists.

Not a single one of them believes they aren't entitled to fantastic rewards for growing the State into a leviathan. And they all consider themselves better than the average citizen.

While it's somewhat sophist-like to state there are No True Commies, it's more important to note that Fen's Law reigns supreme here; they aren't willing to give up any of their wealth or status for the sake of 'equality'.

They just want to rule others and extract rent, hence Fascists.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2015 04:28 PM (Zi7PZ)

202 And shave those sideburns, Mattingly!

Posted by: Montgomery Burns at January 29, 2015 04:28 PM (uTctu)

203 All fun and games until those hot russian women sneak onto nuclear subs, or SAC. We used to call Omaha Space Command, before those bitches had their way with us.

Now that is an eighties movie no one has seen.
They took our precious bodily fluids, and started pressing buttons. Not saying it was aliens, but there you go.

Posted by: neal at January 29, 2015 04:29 PM (OBxdH)

204 Nip. I see you are around.

What is your boy Thom gonna do about Eric theRed lite?

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 29, 2015 04:29 PM (wVWRM)

205 who said this;
"To avoid being mistaken for a sellout, I chose my friends carefully. The more politically active black students. The foreign students. The Chicanos. The Marxist professors and structural feminists."

a sell out to what?

Posted by: willow at January 29, 2015 04:29 PM (nqBYe)

206 This is such a refreshing change from the old days when Ralph Nader & Lyndon LaRouche were in the Party.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 29, 2015 04:29 PM (MbqmP)

207 Weird as it sounds, I have a grudging respect for communists. At least they're straight-up about who they are and what they believe--unlike, say, the socialist weasels currently running the Democratic Party or theBig Business lackeys we call the Republican Establishment.

Of course, communists have a badhabit of leaving mountains of corpses wherever they go, so there's that.

Posted by: Raoul, Dr. Ron Paul's Caregiver & Handyman (and Secret Agent of the Illuminati) at January 29, 2015 04:30 PM (CAJL/)

208 The only good commie is a dead commie

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2015 04:30 PM (LJcWW)

209 A barrel is a tool for screwing with a worker on either side!

Posted by: comrade obama at January 29, 2015 04:31 PM (L6/+u)

210 What does Communism and Islam have in common?

Where ever either is implemented, a mountain of bodies soon appears.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 04:31 PM (+6nI6)

211 McCain called them "low life scum."

Join the club, ladies.

Posted by: The Tea Party at January 29, 2015 04:31 PM (8ZskC)

212 Party like it's 1939!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 29, 2015 04:31 PM (XUKZU)

213 Anything down here that I can kill with my bare hands? Cuz I'm about to find out...

You'll have to, the walls are ray-shielded.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 29, 2015 04:31 PM (evdj2)

214 They just want to rule others and extract rent, hence Fascists.


Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2015 04:28 PM (Zi7PZ)


Stalinists.....

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 29, 2015 04:31 PM (qh617)

215 So I see one of the "prisoners" released for Bergdahl has attempted to re-join the "militants." Surprise surprise...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 29, 2015 04:31 PM (Bn6aD)

216 204
Nip. I see you are around.



What is your boy Thom gonna do about Eric theRed lite?

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 29, 2015 04:29 PM (wVWRM)

Not sure who you are talking about?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 29, 2015 04:31 PM (0FSuD)

217 Structural Feminist.

Those are the chubby ones, right?

Posted by: Garrett at January 29, 2015 04:31 PM (uTctu)

218 Structural Feminist.

Those are the chubby ones, right? I love those.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 29, 2015 04:32 PM (uTctu)

219 211 McCain called them "low life scum."

Join the club, ladies.
Posted by: The Tea Party at January 29, 2015 04:31 PM (8ZskC

They aren't cuckoo birds?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 04:32 PM (F2IAQ)

220 Off, Agent of the Illuminati sock.

Posted by: troyriser at January 29, 2015 04:33 PM (CAJL/)

221 Damn, didn't have that sick on all the way.

Posted by: Garrett at January 29, 2015 04:33 PM (uTctu)

222 Labor?

What labor?

None of these people have ever done an honest day's work in their lives.

They talk about a "working class" but in their minds, most of them are on welfare.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 29, 2015 04:33 PM (b65cm)

223 They just want to rule others and extract rent, hence Fascists.

Point taken. But, in my defense, I group communists, socialists, progressives, emocrats and fascists into the same group. The nuances aren't enough for me to bother with.

They are all anti-American and want me dead. They are all my enemies. I don't want to live around them or have them live around me. I want them gone by whatever means insures my freedom.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 04:33 PM (0HooB)

224 it will be better this go around.

we promise.

well maybe except for those rightwing freaks we keep pointing out to the masses to help shut em up.

Posted by: willow at January 29, 2015 04:33 PM (nqBYe)

225 He's on the Judiciary Committee. Where does he stand?

Yea or not? Or have they already cooked the goose?

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 29, 2015 04:33 PM (wVWRM)

226 Speaking of communists:

http://www.dailycal.org/2015/01/20/occupy-syllabus/

The students at UC Berkeley are rejecting Karl Marx because he is too right-wing.

When even Marx is an agent of the white patriarchy, we need a new word that goes beyond "communist" or "left-wing."

What we're seeing now is something new, a new "pole" so out there that everything else (including communism) seems centrist by comparison.

Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2015 04:33 PM (K4YiS)

227 So I see one of the "prisoners" released for Bergdahl has attempted to re-join the "militants." Surprise surprise...

But he seemed so reformed when he left. He earned a certificate in air conditioning maintenance and everything.

Posted by: Marie Harf at January 29, 2015 04:33 PM (8ZskC)

228 Please join us in supporting our comrades in the Democrat Party. You may remember the Communist Party from such exciting adventures as the Cultural Revolution in China(3 million dead??), Stalin's forced famine in Ukraine(7 million dead), and food lines as far as the eye can see. This could be your future as long as the media continues to suckle at ours and the Democrat Party's teat, so we should be good.

Posted by: Communist Party USA at January 29, 2015 04:33 PM (XVNm3)

229 Silly, and Tank, do not go into the same sentence...

-
Here's a somewhat longer and better version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn271kr_ks0

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 29, 2015 04:34 PM (XUKZU)

230 215 So I see one of the "prisoners" released for Bergdahl has attempted to re-join the "militants." Surprise surprise...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 29, 2015 04:31 PM (Bn6aD)


I am surprised.... that its only 1....

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 29, 2015 04:34 PM (qh617)

231 Related Headline: Fake Funbags Vow to Help Pamela Anderson Run More Attractively in Slow Motion

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 29, 2015 04:34 PM (QCo5R)

232
I think I finally cracked McCain's mental code.

McCain hates anyone who is against any person or program in the U.S. government, past or present.

McCain is pro government, like it's some sort of exclusive club of elites who know better...and are better.

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 29, 2015 04:34 PM (K8c3j)

233 When even Marx is an agent of the white patriarchy, we need a new word that goes beyond "communist" or "left-wing."

I think the correct word is "Nihilistic."
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/nihilistic

Posted by: Puppeh, Puking on MH's Shoes at January 29, 2015 04:35 PM (kff5f)

234 Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2015 04:33 PM (K4YiS)

Ace once used the term 'transnational socialism' as way of describing the ideology of the people we're talking about here. I think it works.

Posted by: troyriser at January 29, 2015 04:35 PM (CAJL/)

235 Whoops. Off puppeh sock.

I am surprised.... that its only 1....

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 29, 2015 04:34 PM (qh617)


I think it's only 1 so far

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 04:36 PM (kff5f)

236 McCain is pro government, like it's some sort of exclusive club of elites who know better...and are better.


When you're smart enough to marry a beer heiress, call me.

Posted by: John McCain at January 29, 2015 04:36 PM (8ZskC)

237 Communist Party USA in 2012: "re-electing Obama is ABSOLUTLEY ESSENTIAL".

Absolute power.

Something explosive should be done about this...

Posted by: FedUpTakingNames at January 29, 2015 04:36 PM (PTSsY)

238 Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 29, 2015 04:34 PM (XUKZU)

Wow.... WW2 Abrahms Tank???

Gee... don't remember that part of history....

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 29, 2015 04:36 PM (qh617)

239 that's so ignorant. Commie drivel has come a long way since 1840. You got the facsists, maoists, african whateverists, neo-marxists...

why focus on workers and proles when they've proven to be useless for the struggle.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 29, 2015 04:37 PM (3g9q6)

240 The MSM never reported on the New Democrat Party in Illinois. They only had Obama as their candidate and he did nothing to change it. Obama is a communist from way back. His Mom and his father , whether it was the Kenyan or Marshall Davis.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 29, 2015 04:37 PM (cNJvW)

241 This would be a good time to remind the American public that Progressives are American Communists.

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They're a type of weasel.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 29, 2015 04:37 PM (XUKZU)

242 This just in: the Democrat Party has rejected the CPUSA's overture, saying the CPUSA isn't far enough left for them.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 29, 2015 04:38 PM (oKE6c)

243 When even Marx is an agent of the white patriarchy, we need a new word that goes beyond "communist" or "left-wing."


Satanists. You know, like who Alinsky dedicated his book to.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 04:38 PM (0HooB)

244 Posted by: tu3031 at January 29, 2015 04:06 PM (i0wGQ)


Why don't you go have a seat over there.

Care to explain yourself?

What was your plan today?

Did you bring condoms?

You're naked, there's a 14 year old girl, you're chasing a cat around, you've got Cool Whip. And...you want this girl perform some sex act with the cat and then you'll have sex with her. Is that...accurate?

Posted by: Chris Hanson at January 29, 2015 04:38 PM (+Fae7)

245 Ever notice how many prominent male Democrats changed their names before entering public life?

Gary Hart - Gary Hartpence
Bill Clinton - William Jefferson Blythe
Barack Obama - Barry Soetoro
Bill DeBlasio - Warren Wilhelm, Jr.

Maybe its the same for the GOP but the only one that comes to mind is Gerald Ford.

Posted by: Randy at January 29, 2015 04:38 PM (Xv7f/)

246
Wow.... WW2 Abrahms Tank???

Gee... don't remember that part of history....

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Obama's uncle rode one into Auschwitz and liberated the camp.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 29, 2015 04:38 PM (XUKZU)

247 If it's a choice between these POS and McCarthy, I'll take McCarthy any day. Vile, stupid zombies can't leave people alone. They never go away.

Posted by: I Loathe Silence Sensually at January 29, 2015 04:39 PM (xkSSa)

248 Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 04:33 PM (0HooB)

Well... in many ways they are similar...

They all want the State to dictate how we live our lives... its just differences in what they will tell us to do....

All are anti Freedom... anti self determination...

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 29, 2015 04:39 PM (qh617)

249
I always thought McCain was a self-centered prick. But now I see his loyalty...

a loyalty for all those belong to or have belonged to his Club, the U.S. government official club.

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 29, 2015 04:39 PM (K8c3j)

250 Transnational socialism. Just like the first railroad from New York to Los Angeles. I like it.

Posted by: comrade obama at January 29, 2015 04:39 PM (L6/+u)

251 227 So I see one of the "prisoners" released for Bergdahl has attempted to re-join the "militants." Surprise surprise...

But he seemed so reformed when he left. He earned a certificate in air conditioning maintenance and everything.
Posted by: Marie Harf at January 29, 2015 04:33 PM (8ZskC)

If only we had listened to Moo Moo and sent him to college, none of this would have ever happened.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 04:40 PM (F2IAQ)

252 When even Marx is an agent of the white patriarchy, we need a new word that goes beyond "communist" or "left-wing."

I like "idiotistic". An older stomping ground of mine might say "Idiotarian", which works too.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 29, 2015 04:40 PM (DT3rQ)

253 They talk about a "working class" but in their minds, most of them are on welfare.

They want to manage and be administrators of the working class.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2015 04:40 PM (W5DcG)

254 I always thought McCain was a self-centered prick. But now I see his loyalty...

McCain's family has worked for the government for three generations.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 29, 2015 04:40 PM (evdj2)

255 240
The MSM never reported on the New Democrat Party in Illinois. They only
had Obama as their candidate and he did nothing to change it. Obama
is a communist from way back. His Mom and his father , whether it was
the Kenyan or Marshall Davis.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 29, 2015 04:37 PM (cNJvW)


I think it was actually called the "New Party," indulging in the lefty fetish for characterizing everything they do as "new." (And also differentiating themselves a bit from the Democrat Party.) That's how I knew, sight unseen, that the "New Press" would be Communist publishing house, and sure enough, it is.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 29, 2015 04:40 PM (oKE6c)

256 Sounds like there's gonna be a test of the rationale for the second amendment.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 29, 2015 04:41 PM (Z+JNA)

257 "The Democratic Socialist People's Workers Communist Party of the United States."

You left out "National".

Posted by: delayna at January 29, 2015 04:41 PM (KnC4k)

258 Wow.... WW2 Abrahms Tank???

Gee... don't remember that part of history....


FINAL COUNTDOWN 2:
ARMORED BOOGALOO

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 29, 2015 04:41 PM (DT3rQ)

259 They just want to rule others and extract rent, hence Fascists.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2015 04:28 PM (Zi7PZ)
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Fascists are nationalists. The American left cannot therefore be fascist.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 29, 2015 04:41 PM (z27Ny)

260 253 They talk about a "working class" but in their minds, most of them are on welfare.

They want to manage and be administrators of the working class.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2015 04:40 PM (W5DcG)

A version of the government and education apparatchiks who are in place even now. Just a simple expansion of our current Socialism, really.

Posted by: Kraken at January 29, 2015 04:42 PM (5+mPY)

261 Point taken. But, in my defense, I group communists, socialists, progressives, emocrats and fascists into the same group. The nuances aren't enough for me to bother with.

They are all anti-American and want me dead. They are all my enemies. I don't want to live around them or have them live around me. I want them gone by whatever means insures my freedom.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy


Agreed entirely, and my comment wasn't mean as a correction, sorry if that's how it came off.

It's just that they don't believe in what they preach. And there should be some rhetorical ammo in that. Calling out hypocrisy maybe the least weighty tactic in formal debate, it's awfully effective on an emotional level.

Hillary Clinton is going to run on *income inequality*, for f's sake. How insane is that? A coat-riding ninny a multi-millionare on the backs of taxpayers is going to lecture us about income inequality.

Romney and some of the other GOPpers are going to screw themselves in adopting the Left's stupid phrase book of bullshit in 2016 and place that crap on the platform in hopes like the other RINOs before that they can somehow co-opt the issue. Failure is in the cards once again.



Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2015 04:42 PM (Zi7PZ)

262 "...McCain is pro government, like it's some sort of exclusive club of elites who know better...and are better...

Well, to be fair, government is all he's ever known. He drew his first birth in a government facility, he will exhale his last in one too.

Dance with the one whut brung ya, as the saying goes.

Posted by: Randy at January 29, 2015 04:42 PM (Xv7f/)

263 McCain is pro government, like it's some sort of exclusive club of elites who know better...and are better.

describes pretty much every politician, statists at their core

Posted by: brak at January 29, 2015 04:43 PM (Tj+s6)

264 All are anti Freedom... anti self determination...

And should be called what they are at every available opportunity: the enemies of freedom.

They, like moslems, do not belong in our society.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 04:43 PM (0HooB)

265 non citizens of the world unite!

Posted by: willow at January 29, 2015 04:43 PM (nqBYe)

266 Hillary Clinton is going to run on *income inequality*, for f's sake.

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So is Romney. I shit you not.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 29, 2015 04:44 PM (XUKZU)

267 258 Wow.... WW2 Abrahms Tank???

Gee... don't remember that part of history....

FINAL COUNTDOWN 2:
ARMORED BOOGALOO

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 29, 2015 04:41 PM (DT3rQ)


Ewwww.... I can see the plot...

Israeli scientist figures out a Time Machine... but that it creates alternate timelines...

So a picked group of Israelis, got back in time to stop the Holocaust....

Merkavas vs Tigers....

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 29, 2015 04:44 PM (qh617)

268 Ace once used the term 'transnational socialism' as
way of describing the ideology of the people we're talking about here. I
think it works.

Posted by: troyriser at January 29, 2015 04:35 PM (CAJL/)


What's wrong with the traditional term, "international socialism," the one they used to apply to themselves? It has the added benefit that it makes clear the common origin with, and only slight ideological differentiation from, national socialism.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 29, 2015 04:44 PM (oKE6c)

269 They talk about a "working class" but in their minds, most of them are on welfare.

They want to manage and be administrators of the working class.


The New Classes:
"working class" = slaves
"intelligencia" = aristocrats

These fools want to restructure things with us on the bottom, working to support them and their electoral plantation.

They're almost there as it is.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 29, 2015 04:44 PM (DT3rQ)

270 Communist, democrat, rino, whatever, they're all the same. Just goggle Constitution Party Platform. Covers just about everything morons believe.

Posted by: Eromero at January 29, 2015 04:44 PM (go5uR)

271 Nip Sip.

225 He's on the Judiciary Committee. Where does he stand?

Yea or not? Or have they already cooked the goose?
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 29, 2015 04:33 PM (wVWRM)

Will he vote to pass his fellow North Carolinian?

Loretta Lynch?

#GOPe. #RINO.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 29, 2015 04:44 PM (wVWRM)

272
No, you misunderstand. McCain is loyal to all public officials, regardless of political party.

When Ted Cruz strays off the reservation, who's there first to admonish him and stand with obama? McCain.

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 29, 2015 04:45 PM (K8c3j)

273 Well, to be fair, government is all he's ever known. He drew his first birth in a government facility, he will exhale his last in one too.

Dance with the one whut brung ya, as the saying goes.

Posted by: Randy at January 29, 2015 04:42 PM (Xv7f/)


Nah......

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 29, 2015 04:45 PM (qh617)

274 At least the Commies are honest about their objectives. None of this crypto bs.

Posted by: navybrat at January 29, 2015 04:45 PM (JgC5a)

275 233 When even Marx is an agent of the white patriarchy, we need a new word that goes beyond "communist" or "left-wing."

I think the correct word is "Nihilistic."
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/nihilistic
Posted by: Puppeh, Puking on MH's Shoes


I'm aware of nihilism as a philosophy, but I just don't think it fits here. I true nihilist wants to smash everything but life is worthless. These new people want power -- power within a new social order. So they're not really nihilists.

But they're not really communists either. Whatever else yo want o say about communism, it was about "workers" and "labor" gaining ascendency over the "idle rich."

Yet these new people are not worker, and never have been; conversely, they are totally allergic to work, and have never lifted a hammer or done anything constructive in their lives. Marx would be appalled at these feeble flaccid do-nothings claiming revolution in the name of "workers."

For now we are calling them "SJW"s, but that's a stop-gao measure. We need a new word.

Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2015 04:45 PM (K4YiS)

276 266 Hillary Clinton is going to run on *income inequality*, for f's sake.

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So is Romney. I shit you not.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 29, 2015 04:44 PM (XUKZU)

I would like someone to run on brains and common sense. But, I demand too much at times so it seems.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 04:45 PM (F2IAQ)

277 Fascists are nationalists. The American left cannot therefore be fascist.

Posted by: RioBravo


Commies may not be nationalists, but the proggies are happy to claim being proud patriots of a shallow kind.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2015 04:46 PM (Zi7PZ)

278 Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 29, 2015 04:39 PM (K8c3j)

Not saying that's wrong but how does calling the anti American stupid bints from CodecPink trigger your rant against McCain?

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 29, 2015 04:46 PM (cNJvW)

279 I pick intelligencia. Bring me some more free $hit.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 29, 2015 04:47 PM (5+sBB)

280 Zombie - zombie drones?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 04:47 PM (+6nI6)

281 For now we are calling them "SJW"s, but that's a stop-gao measure. We need a new word.

New Aristocracy.

Though I would simply say, Usurpers.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 29, 2015 04:47 PM (DT3rQ)

282 Speaking of commies, this commie reporter for Politico thinks he's being worked too hard and is trying to form a union. Hear his tale of woe . . .

Overwork is a problem that Elk plans on addressing in his union drive. "I can't work the kind of hours I did when I was 24," says Elk, who is 28.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 29, 2015 04:48 PM (XUKZU)

283 Maybe its the same for the GOP but the only one that comes to mind is Gerald Ford.
Posted by: Randy


John Wayne was a prominent Republican supporter (not exactly a politician, though), and he changed his name. But that was for the stage, not for politics.

Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2015 04:48 PM (K4YiS)

284 281 Looters. Ayn Rand.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 29, 2015 04:48 PM (5+sBB)

285 >>What's wrong with the traditional term, "international socialism,"

This is where us wacko birds who have been pointing out that through things like the Club of Rome and the UN Agenda 21 we have been infested with international socialism for decades. Hayek warned about it, it was sort of the theme for Road to Serfdom, and things like AGW and Common Core were sprung from these horrible organizations.

Yes, I know. Conspiracy theory. This one just has the added benefit of being true and backed with facts.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2015 04:48 PM (g1DWB)

286 Commies, still 2nd place in the all time murderery false religion contest.

Posted by: DaveA at January 29, 2015 04:48 PM (DL2i+)

287
Simultaneous attacks in Egypt's Sinai kill 27
Islamic State-linked Ansar Beit al-Maqdis claims responsibility for wide-ranging attacks in Sinai, targeting military base, newspaper; army major shot dead in Rafah.


But they are not terrorists because it was local and .... hell, whatever the White House said?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2015 04:49 PM (LJcWW)

288 The working class do not work just as the intelligentsia are not intelligent.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 29, 2015 04:49 PM (XUKZU)

289
Because you can substitute anyone in the equation. Take out Kissinger and plug in, say, Wesley Clark, and McCain woulda said the same thing.


Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 29, 2015 04:49 PM (K8c3j)

290 How many divisions do the commie have?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2015 04:50 PM (LJcWW)

291 I don't care what you call them. Communists, Socialists, Fascists, Progressives... I just want them to leave Me the f**k alone to live my life...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 29, 2015 04:50 PM (Bn6aD)

292 Delusionati?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 29, 2015 04:50 PM (DT3rQ)

293 Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2015 04:45 PM (K4YiS)

Marx wasn't exactly out in the field plowing either though.

In some respects they're very much like him.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) and exhausted! new father! at January 29, 2015 04:50 PM (HDwDg)

294 Zombie and Fenelon,

This topic brought this book to mind for both of you, for different reasons. It's a good read on the kind of nihilism I'm sure Zombie's seen in the Bay Area (where I believe the author was from), but from an Orthodox Christian, rather than secular perspective. Great read despite its editing drawbacks.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/porc6j5

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 04:50 PM (knoK7)

295 Commies only divide by zero.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 29, 2015 04:50 PM (j1tga)

296 Commies, still 2nd place in the all time murderery false religion contest.

Can we credit assists?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 29, 2015 04:51 PM (DT3rQ)

297 225
He's on the Judiciary Committee. Where does he stand?



Yea or not? Or have they already cooked the goose?

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 29, 2015 04:33 PM (wVWRM)

I did not know that. Are you sure?

I would bet this is not a place to take a stand. Whatever leadership says, he is there. Loyalty is important. He is a pledge.


Remember, he is a former Speaker of the NC House. You don't go against the leadership the first month you are there.

Unless you are a fcuking idiot.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 29, 2015 04:51 PM (0FSuD)

298 Yeah if Engels had not been Karl's sugar daddy would Das Kapital have been written?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 04:51 PM (+6nI6)

299 I just want them to leave Me the f**k alone to live my life...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 29, 2015 04:50 PM (Bn6aD)

So we are on the same page. That means we have to kill them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2015 04:51 PM (LJcWW)

300 291 I don't care what you call them. Communists, Socialists, Fascists, Progressives... I just want them to leave Me the f**k alone to live my life...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 29, 2015 04:50 PM (Bn6aD)

Yeah, but unfortunately that's the one thing they'll never do.

Posted by: Kraken at January 29, 2015 04:51 PM (5+mPY)

301 I'll say this though regarding income inequality, most of the distortions are created by the government.

When the richest counties in America are all surrounding Washington DC, we essentially have a new aristocracy, almost the Soviets with their Party members.

Then you have what the Federal reserve is doing, it basically sells out Main Street for Wall Street with endless printing/QE.

I would flip it around on the Left, they are the ones responsible for the growing divide where the middle class is getting screwed.

Posted by: McAdams at January 29, 2015 04:51 PM (8fZbJ)

302 293 Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2015 04:45 PM (K4YiS)

Marx wasn't exactly out in the field plowing either though.

In some respects they're very much like him.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) and exhausted! new father! at January 29, 2015 04:50 PM (HDwDg)

Unattractive?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 04:52 PM (F2IAQ)

303 Marx wasn't exactly out in the field plowing either though.

In some respects they're very much like him.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) and exhausted! new father!


They very much resemble the pus-oozing boils on his ass (which was covered with them, due to sitting for 18 hours at a time in the British Library in sweat-soaked stinky pants. For real.)

Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2015 04:52 PM (K4YiS)

304 Wait a minute, I thought we were the Communist Party of America!

Debbie Wasserman "What the Hell Happened to my Hair" Schultz

Posted by: JB1000 at January 29, 2015 04:52 PM (16OL0)

305 Maybe its the same for the GOP but the only one that comes to mind is Gerald Ford.

His biological father tried to kill him when he was days old, can you fault the guy for taking the name of the man who raised him?

Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 29, 2015 04:53 PM (ZKzrr)

306
"As hard it is to accept in the year 2015, we Americans can no longer afford to speak of communism and totalitarianism as abstract or esoteric terms. They're here, and they're knocking at the door down the door."

-- Shih Tzu

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 29, 2015 04:53 PM (K8c3j)

307 Speaking of communists, go read the top story at Weasel Zippers - about the Politico Labor Reporter.
Id like the opportunity to punch that punk right in the dick.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 29, 2015 04:53 PM (FuAhx)

308 290
How many divisions do the commie have?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2015 04:50 PM (LJcWW)

Enough.

Posted by: Dead starved Ukarinians that Walter never heard of. at January 29, 2015 04:53 PM (0FSuD)

309 Agreed entirely, and my comment wasn't mean as a correction, sorry if that's how it came off.


Certainly not. I didn't take that as a correction. I understand wanting clarity and accuracy when describing the historical differences in political beliefs.

It's just that our enemies tend to share far too many things for me to personally divide them. They all are foreign to my way of thinking and the way I was raised (away from Mumsey Dearest, who was a gubmint employee and staunch Dixiecrat).

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 04:54 PM (0HooB)

310 I think all dedicated communists and progressive should end up like Stalin's son

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2015 04:55 PM (LJcWW)

311 Marx wasn't exactly out in the field plowing either though.
======
Marx was a pussy.
We didn't bother plowing but we all worked in the fields.

Posted by: Khmer Rouge at January 29, 2015 04:55 PM (z27Ny)

312 You know... I think I finally found something that would have made my grandparents vote Republican.

Of course, they're both dead, so they'll be voting Democrat anyway...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 04:56 PM (kff5f)

313 " Marx wasn't exactly out in the field plowing either though"



Marx was just an "idea" man. Didn't involve himself in the pesky labor and shit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2015 04:57 PM (AbFmZ)

314 "First, we are part of building the broadest anti-ultra right alliance possible,

Die. Die soon. Die horribly. Die slowly.

But, ...die.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaroland at January 29, 2015 04:57 PM (KzLsy)

315 Fascists are nationalists. The American left cannot therefore be fascist.

Posted by: RioBravo

Commies may not be nationalists, but the proggies are happy to claim being proud patriots of a shallow kind.
***
oh, it's just a different flavor. the nationalism is not the main ingredient for the facisti ...

note that, was it Gergaty or Cooke, that there's plenty of african nationalist commies and Laraza that relies on racial nationalism.

more so, the fascists had centralized control over private industry.

Basically, when your product sucks...you rebrand it.

ask stringer bell.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 29, 2015 04:57 PM (3g9q6)

316
For those of you in Rio Linda, McCain is kinda like the eunuch, Varys, in Game Of Thrones.

Ned Stark asked Varys where his loyalty lies. Varys answered that he was loyal to the Crown.

McCain is loyal to the Government. Talk shit about the govt or anyone in govt, and McCain will attack you.

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 29, 2015 04:58 PM (K8c3j)

317 Marx was just an "idea" man. Didn't involve himself in the pesky labor and shit.

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Himmler was an idea man, too.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 29, 2015 04:58 PM (XUKZU)

318 Unattractive?

Marx was rockin' that beard.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 29, 2015 04:58 PM (evdj2)

319 LMFA.O

Posted by: chris christie at January 29, 2015 04:59 PM (L6/+u)

320 >>Hillary Clinton is going to run on *income inequality*, for f's sake.



That's hard to do with a solid gold walker.

Posted by: Garrett at January 29, 2015 04:59 PM (uTctu)

321 Hillary Clinton is going to run on *income inequality*, for f's sake.


Well she was dead broke so.....

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2015 05:00 PM (LJcWW)

322 Fascists are nationalists. The American left cannot therefore be fascist.

I think you'd have heard the same thing from Germans just before the Nazis took over. "They're against our way of life, so they can't be nationalist!"

Wrong.

"Nationalism" is not about loving your nation- it's about wielding your "nation" as a cudgel against its own citizenry.

And, re: Nihilism- I can't think of a better term for the SJWs that "Nihilists." Sure, they want power- but I would suggest that all nihilists do. But what they want (based on their actions, not their words) more than "power" is simply to destroy everything around them.

And to the extent they want power, they want to use that power to destroy.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 05:00 PM (kff5f)

323 I've been listening to excerpts from Lynch's testimony. She blatantly avoids answering questions. Clearly an apparatchik of Holder/Obama. Some of her testimony is painful to listen to..., like a pull-string doll. She obviously has a memorized script, and will not vary from it. It's insanity that this woman should have the office.

Call. Your. Senator.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 05:00 PM (vPh3W)

324
clinton will run and win on forgiveness of college loans

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 29, 2015 05:00 PM (K8c3j)

325 Besides, I like saying "Nihilist." It's a word that doesn't get used enough.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 05:01 PM (kff5f)

326 Hillary Clinton is going to run on *income inequality*, for f's sake.

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Maybe not run but at least Hoveround.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 29, 2015 05:01 PM (XUKZU)

327 315 Fascists are nationalists. The American left cannot therefore be fascist.

Posted by: RioBravo


You've never been confused with a smart person, have you?

Uhh, ... yeah no.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaroland at January 29, 2015 05:01 PM (KzLsy)

328 "Nationalism" is not about loving your nation- it's about wielding your "nation" as a cudgel against its own citizenry.


I'm going to ponder this.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 29, 2015 05:01 PM (evdj2)

329 315 Fascists are nationalists. The American left cannot therefore be fascist.

Posted by: RioBravo

Commies may not be nationalists, but the proggies are happy to claim being proud patriots of a shallow kind.


As was frequently noted in the '30s, the difference w=between the political structure of the Soviet Union and the German Reich is this

Russian-style bolshevik communism was international socialism;

German style totalitarianism was national socialism. (Hence the name "National Socialism," shortened to Na-Zi.)

Really, that's the only difference.

The Soviets wanted socialism to take ovet the whole world.

The Nazis wanted socialism for them and their kind.

Otherwise, the ideologies were very similar (what might be deemed "populist totalitarianism").

Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2015 05:01 PM (K4YiS)

330 2 Let's see the Democratic Leadership weasel out of this. This should be funny
Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 03:57 PM (F2IAQ)

Exactly who will cause them to have to "weasel" out of anything? People talking about Al Sharpton's opinion with a straight face aren't going to give this any lip-service.

Posted by: FDR's Television at January 29, 2015 05:02 PM (ne2fm)

331 >>>
clinton will run and win on forgiveness of college loans



I don't think Clinton can win. She's set up to fail. Again.

The Demonrats are all in with the idea of a dark horse candidate. They see Obama's campaign as the new template.

Posted by: Garrett at January 29, 2015 05:02 PM (uTctu)

332 *gets knocked over by a feather*

A more recent book on Adolf Eichmann... http://tinyurl.com/nz5aec4

'But you, you 360 million Mohammedans, to whom I have had a strong inner connection since the days of my association with your Grand Mufti of Jerusalem, you, who have a greater truth in the surahs of your Koran, I call upon you to pass judgment on me. You children of Allah have known the Jews longer and better than the West has. Your noble Muftis and scholars of law may sit in judgement upon me and, at least in a symbolic way, give me your verdict.' [pp 227-8]

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 29, 2015 05:03 PM (+6nI6)

333 Call. Your. Senator.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 05:00 PM (vPh3W)


My 2 Senators are both commie lying bastards

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2015 05:03 PM (LJcWW)

334 Hillary Clinton is going to run on *income inequality*, for f's sake.
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It's called, The Hugo Chavez Gambit

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 05:03 PM (vPh3W)

335
nood cute pups

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 29, 2015 05:03 PM (K8c3j)

336 The Nazis wanted socialism for them and their kind.

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The Nazis socialism at least made mathematical sense. We invade other countries, take their stuff and share it with the Volk.

Maybe had a few moral problems.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 29, 2015 05:04 PM (XUKZU)

337 I am thinking wine and drugs, working on broken knee.


Nap? BBL

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 29, 2015 05:04 PM (0FSuD)

338 Of all Hillary's problems, I really think her wealth is going to probably be her biggest impediment. Far more than what happened in Benghazi or her handling of Libya.

Had Romney had Scott Walker's blue collar background, I think he would have won in a land slide. It's not fair, but that's how it goes.

The Clintons making hundreds of millions since the Presidency is going to rub plenty of low info voters the wrong way. That's why I'm leaning towards a Scott Walker candidacy, he's sort of the perfect contrast.

Posted by: McAdams at January 29, 2015 05:04 PM (8fZbJ)

339 http://www.unc.edu/depts/diplomat/ archives_roll/2002_04-06/fonte_ideological/fonte_ideological.html

Tranzi

Posted by: DaveA at January 29, 2015 05:04 PM (DL2i+)

340 I'm flat busted!!!
I'll swear to that under oath.

Posted by: hilllary at January 29, 2015 05:04 PM (L6/+u)

341 "Nationalism" is not about loving your nation- it's about wielding your "nation" as a cudgel against its own citizenry.

*ding!* *ding!* *ding!*

So now, Hector Bravo, ..... tell us all about how Patriotism equals Nationalism.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaroland at January 29, 2015 05:05 PM (KzLsy)

342 ...Communists and Democrats are on the same side...

Cats and felines living together!

Posted by: edj at January 29, 2015 05:05 PM (klzyR)

343 My 2 Senators are both commie lying bastards
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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Okay, then don't do anything.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 05:06 PM (vPh3W)

344 Welp, I'd like to congratulate the commies for winning the Cold War.

Their plans have all come to fruition while the rest of us have been asleep.

And I'd like to give a shoutout to Lenin with his remark,

"The Capitalists will sell us the rope with which we will hang them."

He knew the lure of sweet sweet cash was to much to resist,

all Obama had to do was offer easy taxpayer cash to the likes of GE, and they were right in bed with him.

So, to sum up "The Chicago Way" = American Communism or American Fascism if you prefer.

To bad, we don't have an opposition party.

Posted by: naturafake at January 29, 2015 05:07 PM (KBvAm)

345 Communists should be wiped out before the Militant Islamists. Most people think their movement went the way of the Nazis, but in reality they just shape-shifted (like a filthy Joo) into compassionate bureaucrats.

Posted by: FDR's Television at January 29, 2015 05:07 PM (ne2fm)

346 So the FCC has decided that anything less then 25 mg (for which I pay the decidedly not inconsequential sum of 74.99/month) is not broadband.

They're coming for your wallets. F*ckers.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 29, 2015 05:10 PM (zxQ4h)

347 In general:

Fascists are nationalist, communists are internationalists
Fascists support state religions, communists suppress them
Fascists apply corporatism, communists state ownership
Fascists utilize state organs, communists replace them
Fascists support national traditions, communists supplant them
Fascist violently suppress opposition, communists do also*
Fascists sing national songs, communists sing the Internationale

Similar but different, I guess.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 29, 2015 05:11 PM (z27Ny)

348 "233
When even Marx is an agent of the white patriarchy, we need a new word that goes beyond "communist" or "left-wing."



I think the correct word is "Nihilistic."

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/nihilistic

Posted by: Puppeh, Puking on MH's Shoes at January 29, 2015 04:35 PM (kff5f)"

Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Posted by: Walter Sobchack at January 29, 2015 05:13 PM (KDbAT)

349 So now, Hector Bravo, ..... tell us all about how Patriotism equals Nationalism.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaroland at January 29, 2015 05:05 PM (KzLsy)
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I think you must be the fucking idiot. You do not think fascists are nationalists?( I said nothing about patriotism). Why don't you see if Hector will butt fuck you?

Posted by: RioBravo at January 29, 2015 05:13 PM (z27Ny)

350 In fairness, Hector's a catcher.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 29, 2015 05:14 PM (evdj2)

351
"Fascisim is when I do it to you; Communism is when you do it to me."
Tardre Focault, Paris, 1937

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 29, 2015 05:18 PM (j1tga)

352 347 Posted by: RioBravo at January 29, 2015 05:11 PM (z27Ny)

Fascists suppress the free market....communist supplant the free market....

I see a lot of distinction without difference there...

Using that criteria I guess the Soviet Union other than the songs played at the hoe down were in fact "fascist"?

Fascists and communists get pissed off at one another b/c they both try to subvert labor into wrecking the capitalists system...

one to hijack the producers' wealth through state theft the other to compel the owner class to produce what it wants through crony "capitalism" and the threat of stealing their shit through the power of state to the point the state has defacto control anyway.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 05:23 PM (/4AZU)

353 351 Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 29, 2015 05:18 PM (j1tga)

Correct if the game is an honest one you quickly grasp fascism and communism are kissing cousins if not siblings.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 05:24 PM (/4AZU)

354 The Soviets wound up being Russian nationalist when all was said and done, I reject the idea that the Communist undermines their national pride and replaces it solely with deference to Marx's economic idiocy...

The Chinese communists I've known were Chinese patriots and looked down their nose at Korean commies etc etc etc....

sure they want the national identity and patriotism to be tied to the glorious epoch after their ascension but part of why it all fell to shit for Ivan in the late '80s was people in the Rust Curtain correctly saw they were living under the Russian Empire in red pajamas.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 05:28 PM (/4AZU)

355 329 Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2015 05:01 PM (K4YiS)

I'd say Soviet Socialism was feigned "international socialism" but yeah....

concur wholeheartedly....I used to expound on this a lot back at the little green nuthouse in the day as you'll recall Zombie....

I also was among the avant-garde in correctly labeling FDR a Fascist there.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 05:30 PM (/4AZU)

356 The Nazis socialism at least made mathematical sense. We invade other countries, take their stuff and share it with the Volk.

As opposed to how we do things: We alternately invade or are (informally) invaded by other people, who drain our treasury and leave our people diminished, forcing them to work harder for less.

I'm starting to wonder which way is more insane.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 29, 2015 05:31 PM (DT3rQ)

357 Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 05:23 PM (/4AZU)
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I think there is a big difference between corporatism and the government ownership of most businesses and farms.

There is a big difference between being pro-religious and being anti-religious.

Plus there is a major distinction on what each views as its main purpose regarding the nation. Fascists seek to restore (in their view) the national greatness while communists want to replace the past with a new glorious future. The Nazis were a bizarre mix of these two but are rather unique fascists in that regard.

Most fascists governments have also tended to mind their own damn business (Germany, Italy, and Japan if you consider japan to have been fascists were big exceptions) while communists have a tendency to want to liberate their neighbors.

The Soviet Union was committed through most of its history to the overthrow of capitalist and fascist governments.





Posted by: RioBravo at January 29, 2015 05:33 PM (z27Ny)

358 Besides, I like saying "Nihilist." It's a word that doesn't get used enough.

88 Lines About 44 Women notwithstanding. Was "Ronnie" the nihilist?

Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2015 05:36 PM (FcR7P)

359 I'm starting to wonder which way is more insane.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 29, 2015 05:31 PM (DT3rQ)
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A more nationalistic foreign policy for the US would be much more helpful in my view. But we must bring democracy to the world (unsuccessfully).

Posted by: RioBravo at January 29, 2015 05:36 PM (z27Ny)

360 357 Posted by: RioBravo at January 29, 2015 05:33 PM (z27Ny)

There is no functional difference between the government admitting through the compulsion of force it has taken your farm and the government controlling through intimation of seizure and price control what you make from your farm...

The Nazi party was no friend of Christianity and among its elite was actively trying to establish a new faith of Nordic Paganism....

further the Soviets when the chips were down reopened the churches and put the pogroms against the Church into the hope chest...

The Soviets were committed to overthrowing Hitler back when they were engaging in reciprocal tech exchanges and divvied up Poland eh?

Look I get it...the color red and the color brown aren't the same...

Last time I checked and ask Zombie I linked and wrote the fuck out of checking and analyzed Soviet, German, Japanese, and Anglo propaganda in war and peacetime from the period the Soviets were pretty darn proud of the "Island of communism they had built" ie Big posters to how ducky the Soviet Union(aka defacto Neo Russian Empire) was....

The Fascists/Communists ALL had "plans" just b/c they weren't screwing with *us* doesn't mean they were not taking their knives to the whetstone....whether for China, Ethiopia, Czechoslovakia, Estonia, Lithuania or Latvia....


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 05:40 PM (/4AZU)

361 Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 05:28 PM (/4AZU)
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I would agree that Russia became more nationalist after the ascension of Stalin but their support of Communist revolution abroad continued.

There is not a clear separation between communism and fascism or capitalist welfare states for that matter.

As you mention China that may be the best example of the murkiness. In the 30's Stalin supported the Chinese Nationalist government (which could arguably be termed fascist) and not the Communists with major military supplies to provide a counter to Japan - then switched to the Communists when the threat from Japan was minimal. Followed later by a China-Russia border war.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 29, 2015 05:43 PM (z27Ny)

362 Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 05:40 PM (/4AZU)
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I would only take issue with the comment on Nazi opposition to Christianity and a plan to replace it with paganism.

This was the meme of much false wartime propaganda. The Nazi leadership was generally not Christian but neither was it pagan.

Hitler apparently though little of the paganism being pushed by Himmler and certain bureaus of the SS. Not did he seem to think much of Christianity. However, the regime did reach understandings with the Catholic and Lutheran Churches. The religion which the Nazis tried to introduce was' Positive Chritianity' - not paganism.

Unique among fascists the Nazis did attempt to include the churches within the structure of Coporatism (going beyond economism) utilizing the National Reich Church which like much else was a failure.



Posted by: RioBravo at January 29, 2015 05:54 PM (z27Ny)

363 362 Posted by: RioBravo at January 29, 2015 05:54 PM (z27Ny)

The SS was the hand in the glove....

They were Nordic Paganists, and it bled through...

You need to cut deals with churches to get to the point you can kill them...

ask the Anglicans.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 06:01 PM (/4AZU)

364 "Well... in many ways they are similar...

They all want the State to dictate how we live our lives... its just differences in what they will tell us to do....

All are anti Freedom... anti self determination..."

Ugh they are not the same. McCarthyism was reformable. McCarthyism was a reaction against people who wanted to institute totalitarianism. To equate the two would be to equate a murderer with a person who managed to kill the murderer in self defense.

Posted by: I Loathe Silence Sensually at January 29, 2015 06:01 PM (xkSSa)

365 Zombie is correct though both systems are in fact totalitarian socialism


I personally refer to "Totalitarian Oligarchy" which is what we are devolving to here, political power is no longer at your local precinct it is in the Media and Civil Service.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 06:02 PM (/4AZU)

366 And you thought I was joking when I said this morning the Rat Party was completing its transformation to Full Communist.

Posted by: steveegg at January 29, 2015 06:04 PM (cL79m)

367 Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 06:01 PM (/4AZU)
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Well, fortunately we'll never know what the outcome of the state/church struggles in Germany would have been.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 29, 2015 06:05 PM (z27Ny)

368 If it were the KKK - in some remote backwater shithole - endorsing a Republican for dog-catcher you can bet this would be leading the news for a week.
The media is the true enemy.

Posted by: Ah Laykum Yur Salami at January 29, 2015 06:06 PM (OAHNF)

369 If the Democrats are pure enough for Communists, why isn't the GOP pure enough for conservatives?

Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at January 29, 2015 06:21 PM (wT9UL)

370 Why help Democrats get elected when you can get Communists elected.

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