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Open Thread
Nikolay Bogdanov-Belsky, "Sunny Morning" (1935)
Thanks to @zeyneppnyz for most of the art I post here.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: HH at January 29, 2015 10:28 AM (Ce4DF)
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Posted by: anon a mouse at January 29, 2015 10:32 AM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Nikolay at January 29, 2015 10:33 AM (4uxf8)
FIGHT YOU WEAK-KNEED BASTARDS
Posted by: Feh at January 29, 2015 10:33 AM (m0x6E)
"Reverend Fun" cartoon. Made me laugh a bit anyway. It wasn't a great morning so I needed a laugh:
http://tinyurl.com/ko2749k
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2015 10:33 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: HH at January 29, 2015 10:34 AM (Ce4DF)
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Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 10:34 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: alexthechick - My preeecciiiooouuusss at January 29, 2015 10:34 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 29, 2015 10:35 AM (cNJvW)
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Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2015 10:35 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: joncelli at January 29, 2015 10:35 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Scruff McGruff at January 29, 2015 10:36 AM (WbRgK)
Posted by: Loretta Lynch, Art Critic at January 29, 2015 10:36 AM (9GG/0)
*looks around and yells over to Mrs. Mouse: "hey, guess what? We're "fashionable"!*
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 29, 2015 10:36 AM (/jpU8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2015 10:36 AM (DXzRD)
Can we update the AoSHQ Style book to reflect this?
Posted by: chiefjaybob at January 29, 2015 10:37 AM (t2lvB)
And I swear I've been in a room that looks exactly like that, only with tack on the walls and a few rifles in the right hand corner.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 29, 2015 10:37 AM (scgac)
Er, only in regions fueled by Lime Jell-O.
With carrots, of course. And the occasional marshmallow.
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 29, 2015 10:38 AM (/jpU8)
HecDerp never follows us to the art threads.
Make of that what you will, I guess.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 29, 2015 10:38 AM (7ObY1)
Oddly, the "true" rattan hamper I had was immune to them. It was from India. Very thorough cleaning ensued. Put me right off natural-fiber furniture, it did.
And that's why we have Art Class every single day. Between the romantics and the neo-classicists, you can learn all the survival skills of gleaning and quarrying.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 29, 2015 10:39 AM (xq1UY)
Can we update the AoSHQ Style book to reflect this?
Posted by: chiefjaybob at January 29, 2015 10:37 AM (t2lvB)
"Armpit of Iowa" must be too long.
Posted by: steveegg at January 29, 2015 10:39 AM (cL79m)
I found the sniper kitteh!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2015 10:39 AM (TIIx5)
http://tinyurl.com/kfot3ud
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2015 10:39 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2015 10:39 AM (LA7Cm)
Kitteh's name is Waldo.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2015 10:40 AM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 29, 2015 10:40 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 29, 2015 10:41 AM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Hank's Ottoman Empire at January 29, 2015 10:41 AM (WbRgK)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2015 10:42 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 29, 2015 10:42 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2015 10:42 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2015 10:42 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 29, 2015 10:43 AM (/jpU8)
Posted by: chiefjaybob at January 29, 2015 10:44 AM (t2lvB)
Divan? Isn't that some fancy ass mustard?
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Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 10:44 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: my Dad at January 29, 2015 10:44 AM (V64xa)
(And if MandyP is around, I did reply in the last thread, but I'm obviously bouncing out of it now.)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) and exhausted! new father! at January 29, 2015 10:44 AM (HDwDg)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 29, 2015 10:44 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2015 10:42 AM (g1DWB)
Balls of blue steel, to be exact.
Posted by: steveegg at January 29, 2015 10:44 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: Couch Fucker at January 29, 2015 10:44 AM (9GG/0)
Apparently you have to be gay to buy a house now.
The more you know....
Posted by: blaster at January 29, 2015 10:45 AM (Rx8ML)
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Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 10:44 AM (F2IAQ)
From Aisle 6 in the Val-U-Rite.
Posted by: steveegg at January 29, 2015 10:45 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2015 10:45 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) and exhausted! new father! at January 29, 2015 10:45 AM (HDwDg)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 29, 2015 10:46 AM (V64xa)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 29, 2015 10:46 AM (V64xa)
If you're engaged in a debate over the proper name of a couch, you should be all set.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2015 10:46 AM (g1DWB)
The more you know....
Posted by: blaster at January 29, 2015 10:45 AM (Rx8ML
Or a spineless male.
I watched alot of those shows last winter while laid up after my knee replacement.
I did get the urge to do some remodeling. It sure made Mrs. MH happy.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 10:46 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at January 29, 2015 10:46 AM (luj3F)
Oh g*d - you too? We're putting this one up for sale and finishing up the new joint, so the DVR is now awash with every "flip/buy/renovate/movedirt/whatever screaming b*tchfest is on these days.
It's all fabulous, you know.
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 29, 2015 10:47 AM (/jpU8)
Don't worry, be Happy! at January 29, 2015 10:44 AM (3kqww)
the "hector" or whatever fool has been banned
I ain't's got's time for its shit
Posted by: ace
Co-blogs, do you duty.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2015 10:47 AM (kdS6q)
Interesting that the painter is a Russian, at the height of the depression when we were getting WPA funded "socialist realism".
There's a great example of the latter in my town's library. It was known in the day as "Tool Town" and they were proud of the belching smoke from factories.
http://bit.ly/1LlwL2l
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2015 10:48 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: fly gal at January 29, 2015 10:48 AM (8TdcF)
Posted by: my Dad at January 29, 2015 10:44 AM (V64xa)
LOL, with mine it was the door.
Also don't ever let an old fashioned wooden screen door slam.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 10:48 AM (F2IAQ)
Reminds me. We are getting ready to buy a house. So the Mrs. is watching all these house rehab and swap and buy shows.
Apparently you have to be gay to buy a house now.
The more you know....
Posted by: blaster at January 29, 2015 10:45 AM (Rx8ML)
I hear that the new RE loan applications ask for your opinion on Judy Garland.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2015 10:48 AM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2015 10:48 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 29, 2015 10:49 AM (L6/+u)
Mine had Liza Minelli on it...
speaking of which I need to check Zillow...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 10:49 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at January 29, 2015 10:49 AM (A7LEa)
Explains the "showtunes" paragraph on the lending papers...
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 29, 2015 10:49 AM (/jpU8)
The more you know....
Posted by: blaster at January 29, 2015 10:45 AM (Rx8ML)
Well. If you don't support gay marriage and have a home-buying show, you get fired.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 29, 2015 10:49 AM (fwARV)
It's all fabulous, you know.
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 29, 2015 10:47 AM (/jpU
I do like watching that Nicole chick on HGTV. She knows her crap and has a nice rack errr I mean she has a nice eave/overhang.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 10:50 AM (F2IAQ)
And if you're a woman, you have to expect - no, demand! - a large, walk-in closet. And every dang time the woman says something like "...and you know I have to have a large closet, heh, heh, heh!" as if it's the cutest, most original statement ever. So doormat hubby smiles and say "of course, dear, I guess we'll check out the next house, then!"
Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2015 10:50 AM (ABcz/)
FIFY...
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 29, 2015 10:50 AM (/jpU8)
I've gotten to a point where I just want a cabin. Not a house. Sweep it out once a month.
Leaf blower.
Posted by: Carl Spackler at January 29, 2015 10:51 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: blaster at January 29, 2015 10:51 AM (Rx8ML)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/560829410862194688
Posted by: kbdabear at January 29, 2015 10:51 AM (GrXXa)
I see the love stains.
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at January 29, 2015 10:46 AM (luj3F)
Where? There's no drapes.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2015 10:51 AM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2015 10:51 AM (LA7Cm)
You'll be strong...you'll be GREAT! everything's coming UP roses..."
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 10:52 AM (/4AZU)
so you were following us thru the (endless) model house (it's a house, damn it, not a "home") tours?
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 29, 2015 10:52 AM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Senator Hairy Reed at January 29, 2015 10:53 AM (9GG/0)
I actually watch a lot of those shows. And the treehouse guy. I could friggin' live like a king in some of those things.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2015 10:53 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 29, 2015 10:53 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: wrg500 at January 29, 2015 10:54 AM (C278+)
I've gotten to a point where I just want a cabin. Not a house. Sweep it out once a month.
Leaf blower.
Posted by: Carl Spackler at January 29, 2015 10:51 AM (XzRw1)
Heh.
I actually use a leaf blower at work to sweep out the shop. Blow everything out the rollup door in about a minute. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2015 10:54 AM (TIIx5)
Love those treehouses! Want to live in some of them!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2015 10:54 AM (ABcz/)
I am reminded of the episode of Cheers where Norm is trying to get jobs painting and decorating, and when he pretends to be gay he gets tons of work. Then we comes out of the closet as straight and loses it all.
Posted by: blaster at January 29, 2015 10:54 AM (Rx8ML)
I am pondering slats on the bottom of a Conex Cabin to allow a simple overpressure and air broom to "clean your floor."
http://tinyurl.com/k43qa4j
I get my RV trailer hauling Biz going I want to build something along these lines as another side biz...
Happy Hunting....
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 10:54 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 29, 2015 10:54 AM (/jpU8)
Posted by: HH at January 29, 2015 10:55 AM (Ce4DF)
The closet at my Indiana home is bigger than wife and my first apartment...
I don't recall being unhappy during the hours of acrobatic monkeysex in our youth in the shoebox.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 10:56 AM (/4AZU)
I am reminded of the episode of Cheers where Norm is trying to get jobs painting and decorating, and when he pretends to be gay he gets tons of work. Then we comes out of the closet as straight and loses it all.
Posted by: blaster at January 29, 2015 10:54 AM (Rx8ML)
Or the old joke that says that if Michelangelo was straight, the Sistine Ceiling would have been painted with a roller.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2015 10:56 AM (TIIx5)
Oddly enough, there does seem to be a number of, er, well (or at least decently) endowed younger women on some of those shows...
Not that I've notice or anything.
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 29, 2015 10:57 AM (/jpU8)
"to slow AtC's productivity at work".
She's at work?
Posted by: HH at January 29, 2015 10:55 AM (Ce4DF)
She's productive?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2015 10:57 AM (TIIx5)
Posted by: joncelli at January 29, 2015 10:35 AM (RD7QR)
Geraghty links ace fairly often.
I'm always stunned there's not a WARNING WARNING THAR BE DRAGONS IN THE COMMENTS when he does so.
Posted by: alexthechick - My preeecciiiooouuusss at January 29, 2015 10:58 AM (mf5HN)
I don't recall being unhappy during the hours of acrobatic monkeysex in our youth in the shoebox."
Now I'm just grateful that we have our own floors...
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 29, 2015 10:58 AM (/jpU8)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2015 10:58 AM (g1DWB)
It's just amazing how priorities change over...
My God 25 years.
I chose well.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 10:59 AM (/4AZU)
Not that I notice, you see.
Posted by: blaster at January 29, 2015 10:59 AM (Rx8ML)
Posted by: Shoebox Monkey Gnomes at January 29, 2015 11:00 AM (TPjwz)
Posted by: Phillip, owner, Boutique L'Freak at January 29, 2015 11:00 AM (8TdcF)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2015 11:00 AM (TOk1P)
My God 25 years"
Whippersnapper.
"This season low cut tanks and a bikini in one episode. "
*starts scrolling thru DVR*
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 29, 2015 11:00 AM (/jpU8)
I've looked at the converted containers. Cheap to buy and fairly cheap to convert if you do your own work.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2015 11:00 AM (LA7Cm)
Well you gnomes kept leaving the Ohio winter wind come through the windows...
It was a converted Porch after all....
so we were just trying to live.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 11:01 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2015 10:58 AM (g1DWB)
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Do you really NEED to understand? Isn't it enough that they do?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2015 11:02 AM (TOk1P)
A-yup...
now imagine having the contacts to use the RV boneyard up in Indiana to get the accoutrements to demo your cabinet style...access to ACs off of wrecked RVs...
Yup Yup...
there's an opportunity there comrade.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 11:02 AM (/4AZU)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/560830376520986624
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/560831236646928386
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/560831571738255360
Posted by: kbdabear at January 29, 2015 11:02 AM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Thud at January 29, 2015 11:02 AM (xV6Pg)
She has brass balls, that's for sure. Rehabbing in Detroit, where they'll strip a house clean in hours.
Posted by: B'roke Obama's Halal Used Car Lot at January 29, 2015 11:02 AM (zxQ4h)
I am sure that was totally coincidental.
Posted by: blaster at January 29, 2015 11:03 AM (Rx8ML)
http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/201618/
Posted by: chemjeff at January 29, 2015 11:03 AM (9GG/0)
That's not a rock...
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 29, 2015 11:03 AM (/jpU8)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/560830768847781888
*Any suggestion that this is setting up jokes about AtC's height is purely coincidental
Posted by: kbdabear at January 29, 2015 11:04 AM (GrXXa)
I thought the last dragon in these parts was skinned and butchered in 2011?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 29, 2015 11:04 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Jade Sea at January 29, 2015 11:05 AM (M/hc7)
wow that's awesome
Posted by: chemjeff at January 29, 2015 11:05 AM (9GG/0)
So after vacuuming what I could I rented a big compressor, set up a line of cheap box fans in the door opening, and lowered the garage door right to their tops. Then, went to work, with dust mask and Jim Clark bandana in place. Onlookers said it didn't look so much like a fire as an explosion.
It took the rest of the summer to get the ash stains out of the concrete outside. I think I managed to salvage one of the fans.
So? Power-dusting only works if you keep right after it. Sweeping is easier.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 29, 2015 11:05 AM (xq1UY)
Ok, that does it. I'm out... *contemplates ripping HD out of DVR and hacking files to download... or something*
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 29, 2015 11:05 AM (/jpU8)
IT'S A TRAP!!!
Posted by: HH at January 29, 2015 11:05 AM (Ce4DF)
So, racist rape couch.
Posted by: blaster at January 29, 2015 11:05 AM (Rx8ML)
The treehouse guy kind of creeps me out. I seriously want to know what recreational chemical he's on, because nobody is that relentlessly enthusiastic all the time.
I want a house, not too big, but with a bunch of land. Not ever going to happen, but it'd be nice.
Posted by: nnptcgrad at January 29, 2015 11:06 AM (wrS2o)
So, out of curiosity, I did a Bing search on the artist and evidently NAMBLA is a big fan of his.
Did. NOT. Hit. The. Link. To. Find. Out. More.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 11:06 AM (CMkNk)
That being said, that's a beautiful example of fauvism.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 29, 2015 11:06 AM (5buP8)
Posted by: Roy at January 29, 2015 11:06 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2015 11:06 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: wrg500 at January 29, 2015 11:06 AM (C278+)
That being said, that's a beautiful example of fauvism.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 29, 2015 11:06 AM (5buP
What about a hymen?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 11:07 AM (CMkNk)
Nice while cute she's active duty and not gained quite so much as I have been a long way away from the PT field.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 11:07 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Dubuque: SVU at January 29, 2015 11:07 AM (a3NCX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 11:07 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 29, 2015 11:07 AM (/jpU8)
Posted by: ThunderB, Official Bergdahl Face Puncher at January 29, 2015 11:08 AM (zOTsN)
Heh, yeah. He is pretty damn cheery all the time.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2015 11:08 AM (LA7Cm)
Never say never....
Moron Estates Non Hippie commune may happen...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 11:08 AM (/4AZU)
In the left window panel, on the lower right sidelight above the "X" pattern, I can see an elongated face screaming.
For realz.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 11:08 AM (CMkNk)
Come again?
And again and again and again and...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 29, 2015 11:08 AM (DT3rQ)
Nah, that's in the corner window glass. The center pillow is hiding a Star of David.
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 29, 2015 11:08 AM (/jpU8)
It looks like a lovely place to take a nap.
Or perhaps spend some alone time with your spouse or partner.
Or maybe... wait... is there a screen on that window?
WHO OPENED THE FRIGGING WINDOW WITHOUT PUTTING THE SCREEN IN? I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, MUST I DO EVERYTHING IN THIS HOUSE??? THERE MUST BE 50 MOSQUITOES IN HERE ALREADY!
Posted by: RobM1981 at January 29, 2015 11:08 AM (zurJC)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2015 11:09 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 29, 2015 11:09 AM (oDCMR)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 29, 2015 11:04 AM (GrXXa)
Well she does need a step stool to use a step stool.
Posted by: wrg500 at January 29, 2015 11:09 AM (C278+)
He didn't see the kitteh in time.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 29, 2015 11:09 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: ThunderB, Official Bergdahl Face Puncher at January 29, 2015 11:08 AM (zOTsN)
I think this Russky liked to paint images of little boys.
Not to cast aspersions on the artist, his paintings may be completely innocent, but the fat greasy Michael Moore types probably jack off on anything like that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 11:10 AM (CMkNk)
looks like the pines on the Carolina coast line
Posted by: ThunderB, Official Bergdahl Face Puncher at January 29, 2015 11:10 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 29, 2015 11:10 AM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Fenelon
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I asked the same question. And, am reposting this:
NC Morons
Tillis, Thom - (202) 224-6342
Burr, Richard -(202) 224-3154
Just pick up the damn phone. Call them, identify yourself as an NC constituent (this is very important, tell them where you live, etc.), and say something like "I *very* strongly oppose the confirmation of Loretta Lynch to the position of Atty. General, and I am paying close attention to how Sen. Burr/Tillis are going to vote."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 11:10 AM (l1zOH)
Pinterest, you have to sign up so I couldn't see what had been selected there by my betters, (I find it remarkable that the hoarding of information that was described in the article 'why arabs lose wars' can be found in so many other places.)
and Nambla likes one of his paintings showing the 'energy of young boys pulling on a rope' which I declined to investigate further.
I'm hoping some of the other search results will be more productive in my study of fine art even if all I can do is look at the purtdy pitchers.
Excuse me, but my urge to click further must be satisfied. Curiosity is its own reward. There is information out there and I intend to find it.
Posted by: Ned Grunchlk at January 29, 2015 11:10 AM (PKOtf)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2015 10:53 AM (LA7Cm
Ive seen ads for that show. Do the treehouses have a toilet at least?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 11:10 AM (F2IAQ)
https://twitter.com/physicsgeek/status/560834255614648320
https://twitter.com/physicsgeek/status/560834321603649537
https://twitter.com/physicsgeek/status/560834379791224834
Posted by: physics geek at January 29, 2015 11:10 AM (MT22W)
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at January 29, 2015 11:11 AM (p22wc)
Here, let me introduce you to this whole internet thingy...
It'll take a while.
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 29, 2015 11:11 AM (/jpU8)
My favorite ginger? Audrey Fleurot. And she's French.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 11:11 AM (CMkNk)
The more you know....
Posted by: blaster at January 29, 2015 10:45 AM
Like many of the Horde, I love to cook (in a totally heterosexual way). Seems every other food mag has decided to incorporate 10% minimum mandatory LGBTWTFBBQ content every month. How on earth did we get through Christmas Past without knowing how the fabulous, wealthy gay chef/art gallery dealer couple from the Upper East Side celebrated in their quirky and fabulous way?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 11:12 AM (knoK7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 11:10 AM (l1zOH
My understanding is that Ron Johnson (R) will vote against her. His counter part Tammy Baldwin (D) will of course vote to confirm her.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 11:12 AM (F2IAQ)
How could you *not* be happy with his set up?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2015 11:12 AM (ABcz/)
*strums guitar *
Deep greens and blues are the colors I choose
Won't you let me go down in my dreams...
Posted by: James Taylor, at the 'Nervous Hospital' at January 29, 2015 11:12 AM (l1zOH)
Yea, I would like to know. Whats the point of brining in damaging witnesses who lay the case out for not confirming a nominee and then vote to confirm. It's dumb even by Republican standards.
If you are going to vote for her don't bring any witnesses and get it over with.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2015 11:12 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2015 11:12 AM (afQnV)
My main problem with the tiny houses? Plumbing. Most of them seem to take after a camper of some sort. Screw that, if it doesn't have flushing toilets, it's camping. And camping gets tiresome after a while. I know there are worse things out there, but I really don't want to have to put boots and a parka on to use the bathroom.
Posted by: nnptcgrad at January 29, 2015 11:12 AM (wrS2o)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 29, 2015 11:13 AM (/jpU8)
I always wonder what these people do.
Also, for whatever reason, they do a lot of dick jokes on the treehouse show.
Posted by: blaster at January 29, 2015 11:13 AM (Rx8ML)
Posted by: Fourth Horseman looking for my saddle at January 29, 2015 11:13 AM (A7LEa)
Same, but if I ever become rich he's like the first person I'm calling.
@154: Haven't seen that here yet, but ads that force-redirect mobile users to the app store is kind of a plague at Weasel Zippers.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2015 11:13 AM (B/VB5)
Posted by: John Boner at January 29, 2015 11:13 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2015 11:13 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 29, 2015 11:14 AM (/jpU8)
Two scum New Yorker shysters voting for a fellow radical scum New York shyster with a spurious sheepskin.
Hey, I heard Tammy Baldwin might be in some legal trouble? Good.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 11:14 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2015 11:14 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Bitch McConnell at January 29, 2015 11:14 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 29, 2015 11:15 AM (Sd++4)
Unfortunately, no I don't.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2015 11:15 AM (g1DWB)
Need I say more?
Yeah, it is dumb to bring in people to say why a nominee is bad and then turn around and confirm.
Posted by: blaster at January 29, 2015 11:16 AM (Rx8ML)
My favorite ginger? Audrey Fleurot. And she's French.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 11:11 AM (CMkNk)
Ann Margret for the win
http://tinyurl.com/qadb3l2
Posted by: wrg500 at January 29, 2015 11:16 AM (C278+)
I'm olive skinned. How much do I pay, or am I on the receiving end.
I smell a nice government contract for the Pantone Corp.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 11:16 AM (CMkNk)
Clinic think President Obama should choose a gay or lesbianperson of
color that is married and has not been tainted by Bush.
So we'll put you down for hardwood floors?
Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2015 11:16 AM (B/VB5)
The purpose of a good brine is improved taste and texture. So I guess the GOP is just softening up the witnesses.
Posted by: B'roke Obama's Halal Used Car Lot at January 29, 2015 11:16 AM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: nnptcgrad at January 29, 2015 11:12 AM
Seriously. If the "Hey, let's undo the whole industrial revolution!" crowd wants to go back to a privy in the back yard, fine. I'll stay in side with actual plumbing while you idiots relearn why plumbing was invented in the first place.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 11:16 AM (knoK7)
A] Don't forget the minimum tattoo and crayyyzee hair requirement for young chefs. They're all (foodie) rebels, yo!
B]Please check out "Fine Cooking" magazine. Just recipes, none of those foodie travelogue or articles about my rich friends holding a rooftop bbq/VT country home brunch/Manhattan wine tasting. Again: just recipes, and tips on how to take a base recipe and customize it (so a path for culinary experimentation).
Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2015 11:16 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2015 11:16 AM (LJcWW)
Seems like some do have plumbing and utilities. Pretty elaborate some of them for a tree house.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2015 11:17 AM (LA7Cm)
http://tinyurl.com/qadb3l2
Posted by: wrg500 at January 29, 2015 11:16 AM (C278+)
Yes, indeed. How could I forget the object of my desire for so many years? The pride of New Trier HS.
She's still incredible.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 11:17 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: John Boner at January 29, 2015 11:18 AM (lG2E3)
Well remember they are catering to a group of buyers that has a subgroup that are ostentatiously thumping their green chests about "tiny but good"...
You could build a perfectly good bordering on great 600 sq ft tiny house with metal roof, good insulation, and a nice environmental package for 18-22,000 depending on how much of the wiring/plumbing you do....
I am actually VERY interested in whether or not there's a safe way to mount a Tankless heater in a Conex home...
http://tinyurl.com/ohhplug
Yeah "electric" but having a hot water source makes clewaning in tight space a lot easier...
The plan is for wife and I to find a plug of land to build a main house we aim to give the lad to raise "grandfolk of the 10077 clan" and then have a set of Conex type bunglaows in case the 10077 clan begets visitors...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 11:18 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 11:18 AM (F2IAQ)
Pretty much all of them have electricity, and many have plumbing.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2015 11:19 AM (B/VB5)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 29, 2015 11:19 AM (Sd++4)
The object of my lust in my wayward years.
Posted by: wrg500 at January 29, 2015 11:19 AM (C278+)
MY Senators are Bob "I love young teen girls" Menendez and Cory "I tell fake stories about myself" Booker. They would vote for Lynch no matter what she says or does but I will call them again anyway
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2015 11:20 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2015 11:17 AM (CMkNk)
And let's not forget 'Carnal Knowledge'.
Posted by: HH at January 29, 2015 11:20 AM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
And if you don't live there, pick an address out of the phone book.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2015 11:20 AM (Vs6vA)
Someday someone will establish a standard, and build an apartment building chain like the Pods storage company. You can ship your whole house somewhere and it will interconnect.
Posted by: blaster at January 29, 2015 11:20 AM (Rx8ML)
Unfortunately, no I don't.
Posted by: JackStraw
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So..., NO quantity of pressure from their constituents would cause them to reject this woman?
I doubt that. The problem is getting people off of their lazy butts, stop rationalizing despair, anger, and frustration, and contact these assholes.
Posted by: James Taylor, at the 'Nervous Hospital' at January 29, 2015 11:20 AM (l1zOH)
Whats a Conex home?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 11:20 AM (F2IAQ)
walk-in closet. And every dang time the woman says something like
"...and you know I have to have a large closet, heh, heh, heh!" as if
it's the cutest, most original statement ever. So doormat hubby smiles
and say "of course, dear, I guess we'll check out the next house, then!"
Oh, don't forget that the kitchen just NEEDS to be updated. Because apparently a kitchen can't have appliances/fixtures/cabinetry/tiling, countertops that have been in place longer than two years.
I finally got my wife to stop watching that shit by pointing out the absurd similarities between every show and how superficial the buyers were. Not to mention how completely freakin' fake the whole thing is.
Got her the same way on those haunted shows "Wait honey, let me see if I can predict how this one's going to go - 'What was that? Did you hear that? I hope the equipment picked that up'".
Nipped that shit right in the bud.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 29, 2015 11:21 AM (xSCb6)
I've seen pretty nifty plumbing set-ups...
one guy had a tankless toilet that launches the Poo into space I guess...
In the end it depends on how much you're willing to invest in space usage minimization and pay in maximizing electricity's ability to work around old tech.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 11:21 AM (/4AZU)
B]Please check out "Fine Cooking" magazine. Just recipes, none of those foodie travelogue or articles about my rich friends holding a rooftop bbq/VT country home brunch/Manhattan wine tasting. Again: just recipes, and tips on how to take a base recipe and customize it (so a path for culinary experimentation).
Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2015 11:16 AM
Ah, yes...tattoo 'sleeves' and crazy hair. What young, hipster douchebag chef would be without one or both today? I doubt they appreciate the irony of their "rebelling" by doing exactly what every other "rebel" does.
I'll check out Fine Cooking. Thanks.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 11:22 AM (knoK7)
Any suggestions for the best way to celebrate this - maybe open a temporary brothel in your brownstone or start an indoor pot farm?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2015 11:22 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 11:22 AM (l1zOH)
NY Slime, holding Obama's dick in their mouth, has a hit piece on Israeli ambasssor basically calling him a Republican toady. I'd link it, but probably just easier to read the WH briefing. It's pretty obvious who wrote the story.
Basically, Bibi has said fcuk you to Obama and Obama doesn't like it.
Bibi obviously is Racist.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 29, 2015 11:23 AM (0FSuD)
All it takes is a thin sheet of aluminum or stainless to cover any siding. No special insulation is needed.
I mounted a tankless heater on my son's carriage house, but ended up ripping it off because it couldn't keep up with the demand.
Posted by: jwest at January 29, 2015 11:23 AM (9ZZd+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 11:24 AM (l1zOH)
A converted Cargo Container cabin....
I guess maybe you could mount the water heater in a firebreaked box mounted to the exterior of the Conex...
http://tinyurl.com/nj4c9f4
Cubic Inspirations
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 11:24 AM (/4AZU)
or not there's a safe way to mount a Tankless
heater in a Conex home.-Sven
Whats a Conex home?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian
Seagoing shipping containers.
Bing customized shipping containers.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2015 11:24 AM (Vs6vA)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2015 11:25 AM (Zu3d9)
I'm by nature gunshy WRT firerisk and the 240 electric in an RV class wiring design would worry me...
I guess I could just bite the bullet and take the place's spec up to full bore House code.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 11:25 AM (/4AZU)
A converted Cargo Container cabin....
I guess maybe you could mount the water heater in a firebreaked box mounted to the exterior of the Conex...
http://tinyurl.com/nj4c9f4
Cubic Inspirations
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015
I'm not sure if an exterior installation would work. However I don't see why it couldnt be installed inside the home/container.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 11:26 AM (F2IAQ)
Here is link, but probably won't go though. Drudge has it on line.
http://tinyurl.com/mnhpry3
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 29, 2015 11:26 AM (0FSuD)
Chamber Pots... under the bed.
Make the kids take'm out and empty'm in the privy as one of their household duties. Teaches responsibility, duty, honor.
Posted by: Ned Grunchlk at January 29, 2015 11:27 AM (PKOtf)
The ones I was working with were Bosch natural gas units, 3/4" inlets.
Posted by: jwest at January 29, 2015 11:27 AM (9ZZd+)
I agree....
Mobile "Coffin Motels" like the Japanese in a way....
the "leasor" will be responsible for the physical plant hook-ups and probably access to and fro the living space...
if/when the bottom falls out we're gonna devolve to mobile work camps I suspect.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 11:27 AM (/4AZU)
I guess I could just bite the bullet and take the place's spec up to full bore House code.
Or convert down to 12v dc RV style with converters for 110 ac for tv's.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2015 11:27 AM (Vs6vA)
Cooking is for fags.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2015 11:25 AM (Zu3d9
So are guys who have food threads
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Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 11:28 AM (F2IAQ)
Right...I prefer the gas were I to pick, but in a Conex I'd probably go electric.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 11:28 AM (/4AZU)
I've come to rather like the minimalist lifestyle. Less room, but......less room for crap to collect, to heat, to cool, to clean, to worry about.
What really got me thinking about it was visiting a friend who after a divorce set up shop in his 30' 5th wheel. He had everything he wanted and was happier than a pig in shit.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2015 11:28 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2015 11:29 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2015 11:29 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2015 11:25 AM
*eyes the food thread*
*reaches for arsenic*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 11:29 AM (knoK7)
http://tinyurl.com/po7asrd
But perfectly ok to drink.
Posted by: Carl Spackler at January 29, 2015 11:29 AM (XzRw1)
It could but it eats up space and the tankless heater is exerting a LOT of energy...
On the FTX field I was pretty daring...on a place where I spend ~1/3d or more my time in a voluntary coma I value absolute safety.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 11:30 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: jwpaine at January 29, 2015 11:30 AM (a3NCX)
Posted by: Mindy at January 29, 2015 11:30 AM (81V/7)
sellout GOP?
It just doesn't seem like they're representing their base voters on any issue.
Their base voters are people who cheer for what they say and pay for what they do. We pay the price for what they do and are tired of them lying by what they say.
Posted by: DaveA at January 29, 2015 11:30 AM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Ned Grunchlk at January 29, 2015 11:30 AM (PKOtf)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2015 11:31 AM (LA7Cm)
We have one of these at our deer camp. It works way better than heating pots of water on the stove. Not an indoor item but being portable makes it handy for off grid applications.
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Camp-Chef-HWDS-Triton-Hot-Water-Heater/10363535
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 29, 2015 11:31 AM (tf9Ne)
In 3-5 years I hope to earn table money/capital pulling 5th wheels to dealerships...
We lived in 36 foot RV for ~ 18 months at Ft Polk at first and when Lad was sub 3 feet tall it was a blast...
Got cozy with an active 5 year old...
Less *can* be more.
It's all about perspective and what you feel you need.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 11:32 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Ned Grunchlk at January 29, 2015 11:27 AM
LOL Was just watching "Edwardian Farm" in between snowplowing. "Sluice room." Just. No.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 11:32 AM (knoK7)
It's the same thing.
Posted by: jwest at January 29, 2015 11:32 AM (9ZZd+)
Shipping containers as housing are a duel use technology. Dig a hole in
the ground and bury'm; turns them into bunkers for defense. You will
need to protect the entrance and ventilation openings, however.
It's a death trap. They will cave in with the weight of the dirt.
Better to use a huge culvert or Quonset hut and bury it.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 29, 2015 11:32 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Mega at January 29, 2015 11:33 AM (hHFOx)
You will need to protect the entrance and ventilation openings, however.
Murphy's Rules of War -
Anything you make hard to get into, is hard to get out of.
Great as a buried storm shelter though.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2015 11:33 AM (Vs6vA)
Posted by: Eromero at January 29, 2015 11:33 AM (go5uR)
My brother has an LP Gas tankless heater in a closet of his cabin. Doesn't take much room at all. Its probably 2'tall x 2'wide by about 1' deep if I remember correctly.
My concern with an exterior installation would be weather proofing it. I'm not sure how much air/oxygen those units need for use. But, you could probably go to a Menards, Home Depot, etc and find out.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 11:34 AM (F2IAQ)
That's true...
which reminds me...some electircal savvy 'ron may be able to be hired by Moron Industries were it to get going to set up the bank needed to run an RV style electric... yacht battery battery sing, and traditional RV trickle charger...
Part of me wants to shove the Goreon crap back into their body and have an affordable solar/wind Battery dump set-up as a demo model.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 11:34 AM (/4AZU)
thank you for that correction. I didn't know, just assumed.
Posted by: Ned Grunchlk at January 29, 2015 11:34 AM (PKOtf)
Posted by: John Boner at January 29, 2015 11:35 AM (lG2E3)
That Bosch unit I had was made for exterior mounting and was totally weatherproof right out of the box.
Posted by: jwest at January 29, 2015 11:35 AM (9ZZd+)
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Same thing that my cat tells me about his litter box.
Oh, you left out 'Humility'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 11:35 AM (l1zOH)
Not really....
1) they make better hunting lodges
2) they are more durable on a long timeline than an RV or 5th wheel...
Trust me I've dealt with resealing RV roofs etc etc...
convert a Conex put a Carport housing around the top of the container and doll it up as liked...
you have a durable investment.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 11:36 AM (/4AZU)
Does Patti Anne Brown count?
If not, the daughter from Cybil who was in that one episode of The Sopranos.
Alicia Witt, I think is her name.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 29, 2015 11:36 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 29, 2015 11:31 AM (tf9Ne)
I have the Zodi at deer camp as we are off the grid. Haul our water in. Do you think that would work at our camp?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 11:37 AM (F2IAQ)
Thanks...
I am gleaning data to form a hypothesis and wish list....
Wife needs to expound on how minimalist she can be happy with when we shed the main house.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 11:38 AM (/4AZU)
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Same thing that my cat tells me about his litter box.
Oh, you left out 'Humility'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 11:35 AM (l1zOH)
Or in my case with dogs, it teaches you to watch where you are walking.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 11:38 AM (F2IAQ)
"Eye in the Sky" has a whole new meaning these days, doesn't it?
Posted by: Citizen X at January 29, 2015 11:38 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2015 11:38 AM (g1DWB)
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It's half innate talent, and half a matter of practicing the physical rules of light and color. For example that things in the distance tend to be bluer than things in the foreground. Our brains react in certain ways because deep down we know the rules, too. We just don't know what we know.
Posted by: Mega at January 29, 2015 11:38 AM (hHFOx)
Posted by: Eromero
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Apparatchik dacha.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 11:38 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2015 11:39 AM (upitO)
Posted by: Citizen
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* consults handbook *
Pretty sure that should be "Thigh in the Sky".
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 11:40 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2015 11:40 AM (LA7Cm)
Pretty much all of them have electricity, and many have plumbing.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2015 11:19 AM (B/VB5)
It may be a house, but without indoor plumbing, it ain't a home.
Posted by: jwpaine at January 29, 2015 11:40 AM (a3NCX)
We just use a small barrel with a 12 volt water pump for ours.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 29, 2015 11:40 AM (tf9Ne)
I see your problem there. You refer to "their constituents."
You are operating under the false presumption that voters in their states/districts are "their constituents."
Wrong. Their constituents are the big money Establishment types who have bought these Senators and Congresscritters a bazillion times over.
Your phone calls, weighed against their money. And you're expecting the outcome to be....what, exactly/
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2015 11:42 AM (TOk1P)
You're welcome!
Their website is good, too. The "recipe Maker" section is the one w/base recipes that you can customize.
Never had a bad recipe from Fine Cooking.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2015 11:42 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 29, 2015 11:42 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 11:43 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 11:43 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2015 11:44 AM (JtwS4)
Russian Guy #1: Comrade, I was drinking vodka with an Americanski the other day. We each took a swig, and you know what he did next?
Russian Guy #2: What did he do?
Russian Guy #1: He put the cap back on the bottle!
Posted by: Citizen X at January 29, 2015 11:44 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy at January 29, 2015 11:45 AM (H8u6z)
Thought you were slacking there for a moment.
We need to keep an eye on that walking PajamaBoy Waldo.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 29, 2015 11:46 AM (u82oZ)
She spent all last season on Justified. First appearance for her, I think, was on the tv show Twin Peaks, playing Donna Hayward's little sister.
A number of bad movies since, including one of those horror things, I don't remember which.
Anyhoo, given that actresses age, it would be accurate to say that in her appearance on Justified, she still looks fantastic.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2015 11:46 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 11:47 AM (0HooB)
sorry but Bruce Jenner
gross. and he wants a TV show about it
its a poisonous sort of narcissismwith those people
Posted by: ThunderB, Professional Ball Deflator at January 29, 2015 11:47 AM (zOTsN)
Not even a dutch oven? That's how the cowboys used to make their biscuits and cornbread.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2015 11:47 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2015 11:47 AM (Enqww)
Posted by: toby928(C) can't stop himself from abusing the gimp at January 29, 2015 11:48 AM (evdj2)
We need to keep an eye on that walking PajamaBoy Waldo.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 29, 2015 11:46 AM (u82oZ)
Sorry. Working at work.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 11:48 AM (kff5f)
The Bar owning gal pal of Quick Draw Givens?
Yeah she had a nice belly button
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 11:48 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: BurtTC
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It isn't just wishful thinking. All systems, whether social/political/mechanical/electrical or whatever, respond to perturbations in some way.
It may well be true that that *doing something* will not have an effect on the outcome, but *doing nothing* other than bitching here is certain to have ZERO impact.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 11:48 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 29, 2015 11:49 AM (Bn6aD)
gross. and he wants a TV show about it
its a poisonous sort of narcissismwith those people
Posted by: ThunderB, Professional Ball Deflator at January 29, 2015 11:47 AM (zOTsN)
It might be good for people trying to lose weight since it is a likely they will puke right thru it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2015 11:49 AM (LJcWW)
and Baby buggery and illegal seizures and partisan civil service...
exactly Goth EXACTLY
*puuuuuuufffffff peace man*
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 11:49 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy at January 29, 2015 11:50 AM (H8u6z)
Not even a dutch oven? That's how the cowboys used to make their biscuits and cornbread.
I was just kiddin'. I just said that because I'm a lousy baker.
I do make a pretty good cornbread though!
Posted by: Citizen X at January 29, 2015 11:50 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: toby928(C) can't stop himself from abusing the gimp at January 29, 2015 11:50 AM (evdj2)
No, not her. Although she was something. Heck, all the dames on Justified are something.
Alicia Witt was the "matriarch" of the Crowe clan, the ones who came up from Florida to cause trouble in Kentucky... which tends to always end up the same way, for out of towners who show up in Raylon's neighborhood.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2015 11:51 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: ThunderB, Professional Ball Deflator at January 29, 2015 11:51 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2015 11:51 AM (Vs6vA)
Posted by: SFGoth
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Here's a thought, how about personally demanding that your representatives represent you. I weary of folks thinking that the process starts and ends at the ballot box.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 11:52 AM (l1zOH)
Nonsense. It has exactly the impact it is intended to: create a groundswell of support for the notion that the Republican Party is useless, and beyond saving.
But you keep calling those guys, maybe they'll listen to you. This time.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2015 11:52 AM (TOk1P)
That's not Bruce Jenner....or the Kardassian ass is so crazy that it drives American icons to the loony bin...
one or the other....
I'm going with UFO aliens abducted him....
http://youtu.be/nrythD3kkoA
THIS man did not become whatever "Bruce" is...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 11:52 AM (/4AZU)
Surely this calls for reasonable compromise. How many children does he have?
Posted by: Bitch and Boner at January 29, 2015 11:54 AM (lG2E3)
Tehran:
Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 11:55 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Bitch and Boner at January 29, 2015 11:54 AM (lG2E3)
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More than his share.
Posted by: Eugenics Everywhere at January 29, 2015 11:55 AM (TOk1P)
Not going to have much affect in my case. Neither Sheldon Whitehouse, who is a flat out loon, nor Jack Reed give a shit what I want when voting on an AG.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2015 11:55 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 29, 2015 11:55 AM (fWAjv)
IIRC, the opening scene in the tv series 'Lonesome Dove' shows Robert Duvall deep-frying biscuits. All I could think of was "Damn, that looks good"!
Posted by: HH at January 29, 2015 11:56 AM (Ce4DF)
You sure it was UFO aliens? Maybe the aliens were into Jeff Beck or ELP.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2015 11:56 AM (YEelc)
Surely this calls for reasonable compromise. How many children does he have?
What? Did I hear Bibi say "No?"
Tomorrow's Headline: "Netanyahu Refuses to Agree With Iranian Peace Proposal."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 11:57 AM (0HooB)
Charles C.W. Cooke: Why Mike Huckabees Cornpone Politics Drives Me Crazy
Executive Summary
Because I'm a silly English git who has nothing but contempt for you Colonial upstarts, chewing your tabcya and such.
Quel horror!
PS: I like to dress up and dance around the Maypole.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2015 11:57 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2015 11:57 AM (YEelc)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 29, 2015 11:57 AM (Bn6aD)
Drudge linked to an excellent column on the JEF and Netanyahu
says the JEF has two goals
1. Be Truman to Palestine's Israel, and
2. Be Nixon to Iran's China
and he sees Israel as getting in the way of that. Of his legacy.
Sure would like to know what is on that Rashid Khaledi tape. Might be illuminating
Posted by: ThunderB, Professional Ball Deflator at January 29, 2015 11:58 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy at January 29, 2015 11:58 AM (CzJOg)
Maybe....
If that is the impact of steroids and clean living I may need to start drinking again.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 11:58 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Ebola guy at January 29, 2015 11:58 AM (OFspK)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 29, 2015 11:59 AM (cNJvW)
Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!
Still waiting for the Woe. Must be saving it up for one big bash of woe.
Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 29, 2015 11:59 AM (WNERA)
>>Here's a thought, how about personally demanding that your representatives represent you.
Not going to have much affect in my case. Neither Sheldon
Whitehouse, who is a flat out loon, nor Jack Reed give a shit what I
want when voting on an AG.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2015 11:55 AM (g1DWB)
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My congresscritter is Ann Wagner, now part of the Whip team, so she is Boehner's lapdog, through and through.
Senators Blunt and McCaskill.
Ummm, no.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2015 11:59 AM (TOk1P)
Sven runs to room crying....
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 11:59 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 29, 2015 11:59 AM (uOAjL)
Posted by: HH at January 29, 2015 11:56 AM (Ce4DF)
Poori, from most any (dot) Indian restaurant.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 29, 2015 11:59 AM (MbqmP)
There's a way to stop?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2015 11:59 AM (YEelc)
Ummm, no.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2015 11:59 AM (TOk1P)
yeah my senators too, pretty much Textbook GOPe and Fake Blue Dog Dem
Posted by: chemjeff at January 29, 2015 12:00 PM (uOAjL)
I just don't understand why he didn't let his freak flag fly in the '70s....
not like it would have hurt him...
*looks squarely at david bowie and freddy mercury*
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 12:00 PM (/4AZU)
Dutch oven?
Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 29, 2015 12:00 PM (WNERA)
It would be nice to hear it directly from the horse's ass. But TFG's Reign of Error demonstrates what his goals are, namely to establish the caliphate that W tried to stop.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 29, 2015 12:01 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 12:01 PM (/4AZU)
There's a way to stop?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2015 11:59 AM (YEelc)
Stopping drinking is the worst 6 hours of every night.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 29, 2015 12:01 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2015 12:01 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: ThunderB, Professional Ball Deflator at January 29, 2015 12:02 PM (zOTsN)
Not even a dutch oven? That's how the cowboys used to make their biscuits and cornbread.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2015 11:47 AM (LA7Cm)
Cowboys my ass!!! They exploited colored folk. (See The Cowboys, Pondersosa, True Grit, etc) And if you don't believe me just ask Flannel Mary
Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 12:02 PM (F2IAQ)
Re: Lauren:
Because I'm a silly English git who has nothing but contempt for you Colonial upstarts, chewing your tabcya and such.
I think he makes a fair case- better than some here yesterday were making, anyway.
My main problem is that such swipes try to draw me into defending Mike Huckabee- which I really, really don't want to do. I do not like the Huckster, I do not trust him, I think he's fake.
So please don't make me do things like point out that he has never said (for instance) that Beyonce should not be ABLE to dance as she does. He did not say people should not be ABLE to curse.
Indeed, the ones who seem to be doing most of the scolding are the ones making mountains out of these molehills.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 12:02 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 29, 2015 11:59 AM (uOAjL)
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You have a mancard?
KIDDING!!!
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2015 12:03 PM (TOk1P)
Sometimes I think my situation mirrors AtC though not quite at that magnitude. Just because someone invokes my faith or mentions Jesus in a quote, does not mean that he/she speaks for me or automatically gets my vote. I am a Christian, yes, but I am also a small (as in no) government conservative who liked the Constitution just fine the way it was originally written. Big govt, intrusive numbnuts like Huckleberry are poison to me even if we have our faith in common.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy at January 29, 2015 12:03 PM (CzJOg)
David Ciciline. In addition to be a raging lefty he has the mental firepower of a rock. A very, very dumb rock.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2015 12:04 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Shirley Winters at January 29, 2015 12:05 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 29, 2015 11:57 AM (Bn6aD)
We used to call him a fuckin fruitcake
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2015 12:05 PM (LJcWW)
Posted by: wth at January 29, 2015 12:05 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2015 12:05 PM (Vs6vA)
And, I am fully convinced that Rick Scott's ads on HGTV won him FL. Mitt only played to his base, but Scott had "me and the missus" ads and then there were attack ads about Charlie taking cash from the strippers. Finally, someone understood the female LIV in FL.
Posted by: Ever at January 29, 2015 12:06 PM (hRV3r)
But they don't bake
Real men fry and broil.
Posted by: toby928(C) can't stop himself from abusing the gimp at January 29, 2015 11:48 AM (evdj2)
Real men take the significant other out to eat. But, then again I do most of the cooking here at Camp Misanthrope.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 12:06 PM (F2IAQ)
Hell, I even wanted to do cartoon Ann-Margret on The Flintstones
Posted by: Citizen X at January 29, 2015 12:06 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 29, 2015 12:07 PM (TPjwz)
Shouldn't.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 29, 2015 12:07 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: C. W. C. Cooke IV, Esq. at January 29, 2015 12:07 PM (Ks4nX)
I'm gender-fluid, dammit! Get used to it!
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at January 29, 2015 12:07 PM (lG2E3)
Wagner is sharp, I can see her rising within the Party ranks. Her background is what it needs to be, and she was ready when Rapin' Akin gave up his seat to have his little vanity run at the Senate.
She pulled a real good one over the recent abortion bill, claiming to have taken a hard line stance on the post-20 week ban, no exception, then shrugged her shoulders at her inability to convince enough of her fellow party members to go along.
Credit for doing it... without having to do it. It's an old trick, but it generally works.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2015 12:07 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 29, 2015 12:08 PM (HBAcW)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 29, 2015 12:08 PM (KqaxH)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 29, 2015 12:09 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 29, 2015 12:09 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy at January 29, 2015 12:09 PM (CzJOg)
Posted by: HH at January 29, 2015 12:09 PM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 29, 2015 12:10 PM (iAUf+)
At 6 am my alarm goes off at which point I get up, rape my wife on the cheek and sneak out of the bedroom. I then proceed to wake up those kids who are old enough to go to school by using gender specific taglines such as "wake up son" and "rise and shine sweetheart". Naturally I do this with an aura of patriarchal authority. I usher the children, with a socio-economic 'white male slave driver' attitude to the kitchen where I rape them breakfast in the form of muesli and eggs/sausages. After they have ingested their phallic foods and aborted chicken fetuses I give them their patriarchy approved lunches and send them to the rape-mobile, a 2012 Ford Explorer. On the way to school I expand my privilege all over the highway in my huge, penis elongating man-car while stare-raping several female drivers. Naturally I do this while ignoring my white male privilege. We finally arrive at school where I rape my children on their cheeks, much like I did with my wife (patriarchal behavioral training), and send them off to learn how to better spread the patriarchy in my son's case and submit to it in my daughter's case.
Afterwards I road-rape my way to work at a small but well-to-do law firm where I spend the rest of my day mind raping, stare raping, rape raping, having lunch (while stare raping) and having meetings. After a hard day's rape work I repeat the whole raping process back to school and finally home where my loving wife who is brainwashed by the patriarchy is awaiting our return with warm food.
Posted by: PrivilegeChecker544 at January 29, 2015 12:10 PM (Mybop)
Posted by: blaster at January 29, 2015 12:10 PM (Rx8ML)
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 29, 2015 12:08 PM (HBAcW)
And then you woke up to this actual reality. That sucks, but in time the pain will become less.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 12:10 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: HH at January 29, 2015 12:09 PM (Ce4DF)
I think he's a catcher now.
Posted by: wrg500 at January 29, 2015 12:10 PM (C278+)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2015 12:07 PM (TOk1P)
Same idea when the House voted to repeal obamacare a brizzion times when Reid was running the place. See we tried. That nasty Harry Reid kept us from passing a bill.. Now that nasty Harry Reid is outa power put the repeal on hold.
Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 29, 2015 12:10 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at January 29, 2015 12:07 PM (lG2E3) Still throwing the javelin? Posted by: HH at January 29, 2015 12:09 PM (Ce4DF)
That's why he spends so much time polishing it.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft - smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy at January 29, 2015 12:10 PM (CzJOg)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 29, 2015 12:10 PM (KqaxH)
Posted by: Shirley Winters
But if she had offered?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2015 12:10 PM (YEelc)
Feature, not a bug.
Muslim Man: My wife took a selfie!!
(Phew! That was easier than a divorce or having to do the honor killing myself!)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2015 12:11 PM (ABcz/)
Or hammering....
Man...damn nothing is real anymore.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 12:11 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 29, 2015 12:11 PM (WNERA)
Nice while cute she's active duty and not gained quite so much as I have been a long way away from the PT field.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 11:07 AM (/4AZU)
I'm sure very cute. Sorry I kid - my husband makes the same kind of sentence structure and I tease him about adding me to the balance
Posted by: Jade Sea at January 29, 2015 12:12 PM (M/hc7)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2015 12:12 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 29, 2015 12:12 PM (Bn6aD)
"Get out of here. you low-life scum."
For the second time in my adult life, I am proud of Juan McLame.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 29, 2015 12:12 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Roy at January 29, 2015 12:12 PM (VndSC)
The little girly-girls are so afraid of being called rayciss by the New York Times, they'll confirm anyone with the correct skin-tone.
I think there is a ceiling to the number of blacks and white libs who think the GOP is racist, and that we've already hit it, especially since the drumbeat is out there constantly. Anyone with a brain knows this isn't true and it's just propaganda.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 29, 2015 12:12 PM (HBAcW)
I'm glad to see I'm not the only one tired of this imported talent.
Posted by: toby928(C) can't stop himself from abusing the gimp at January 29, 2015 12:12 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 29, 2015 12:13 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 29, 2015 12:12 PM (Bn6aD)
****
Wait, wait, wait....a musical theater star is ghey? Get out!
Posted by: Just Some Guy at January 29, 2015 12:13 PM (vgIRn)
Wait, wait, wait....a musical theater star is ghey? Get out!
I know. Just like Liberace I never saw that coming...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 29, 2015 12:14 PM (Bn6aD)
Andi Sully cannot be kept from being reached for comment...
Damn it I do not want to defend HuckABuck but did not Jolly Ole' just fete their "alleged HillBillys" in their last electoral cycle?
Why yes they did.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 12:14 PM (/4AZU)
Reading that, I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of microagressions had been committed, causing voices to cry out in terror, and suddenly silenced by your patriarchy.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2015 12:14 PM (TOk1P)
For about 2 hours I had hopes on election day that things might change.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 29, 2015 12:14 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: wrg500 at January 29, 2015 12:14 PM (C278+)
My main problem is that such swipes try to draw me into defending Mike Huckabee- which I really, really don't want to do.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon
Who does? But between this and his Palin screed, Cookie has declared a kulturkampf. Needs to be brushed back off the plate.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2015 12:14 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: PrivilegeChecker544 at January 29, 2015 12:10 PM
The mere mention of being a lawyer just mind-raped AmishDude.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 12:15 PM (knoK7)
Juan is supposed to be a servant of the people, not King of Arizona. Granted, the "people" are not showing him much respect, but that doesn't give him the right to call a group of dissident citizens "scum."
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 29, 2015 12:15 PM (HBAcW)
Every right wing writer on the Internet has taken an elitist "told you so" shot at Sarah Palin in the past few days.
I expect to hear from Mr. O'Spades today.
Posted by: jwest at January 29, 2015 12:15 PM (9ZZd+)
Freddy Mercury....the Village People...Siegfried and Roy....
the Cast of Friends....
Yeah a lot of folk in the closet of hetero oppression there.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 12:15 PM (/4AZU)
George Washington at Valley Forge: "Well shit. We're freezing our asses off, have no supplies, and we are outmanned. Let's get the hell out of here."
Certain of my beloved brethren: "Well shit. Those assholes will ignore me, so I'm not going to waste my time by even telling them how I feel. It's just too large a sacrifice."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 12:15 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Mega at January 29, 2015 12:15 PM (hHFOx)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 29, 2015 12:15 PM (9BRsg)
You're kidding right?
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 29, 2015 12:16 PM (Bn6aD)
I see Joel Grey has come out as Gay.
That was always assumed I thought.
Posted by: wrg500
I was positive he died like 15 years ago. He's still around?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2015 12:16 PM (kdS6q)
My response to Iowahawk posting it was "Man Clay Aiken sure does look rough since he lost in NC..."
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 12:16 PM (/4AZU)
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Were you drunk?
Posted by: Mega at January 29, 2015 12:16 PM (hHFOx)
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/jan/28/hillary-clinton-undercut-on-libya-war-by-pentagon-/
Posted by: JEM at January 29, 2015 12:16 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: NCJ at January 29, 2015 12:17 PM (/2Qtx)
This week's therapy session should prove a lively one.
Posted by: C. W. C. Cooke IV, Esq. at January 29, 2015 12:17 PM (Ks4nX)
...And Gwenyth Paltrow is extoling the "health" benefits of getting your uterus steam-cleaned in a fancy Korean spa.
Celebrities, what would we do without them?!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2015 12:17 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
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That was Chelsea Gray. Joel is very much alive and fabulous.
Posted by: Roy at January 29, 2015 12:17 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: maddogg at January 29, 2015 12:17 PM (xWW96)
An old Army sergeant and an old Navy LCDR kicking the crap out of them.
Epic.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 29, 2015 12:17 PM (iAUf+)
WTH? Liberace ghey? When did this happen?!
Posted by: toby928(C) can't stop himself from abusing the gimp at January 29, 2015 12:17 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Sonja Henie at January 29, 2015 12:17 PM (TOk1P)
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No tickie, no pussy.
Posted by: Roy at January 29, 2015 12:18 PM (VndSC)
I see Joel Grey has come out as Gay.
That was always assumed I thought.
Posted by: wrg500
I was positive he died like 15 years ago. He's still around?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2015 12:16 PM (kdS6q
Hes been out of the spotlight for years. If he had wanted to make a bigger splash he would have renewed his vows with his wife than proclaim he is gay. Gay? Seems like everyone claims that these days.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 12:18 PM (F2IAQ)
EUnice, EUnice, EUnice....bwahahha
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 12:18 PM (/4AZU)
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Seriously?
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 29, 2015 12:18 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: toby928(C) can't stop himself from abusing the gimp at January 29, 2015 12:17 PM (evdj2)
When he was alive would be a safe bet.
Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 29, 2015 12:18 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: jwest at January 29, 2015 12:15 PM (9ZZd+)
Why, has Christine O'donnell done something lately?
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 29, 2015 12:18 PM (MbqmP)
Meh. Maybe so, maybe no.
As long as you stick around and *be a dad* to the kids, I don't mind it. Better than getting/spreading AIDS and whining the whole time about how you're oppressed.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 12:19 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2015 12:19 PM (g1DWB)
*scrolls through movie quotes*
"Women should stay home and make babies. Preferably manchild." IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 12:19 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Mega at January 29, 2015 12:15 PM (hHFOx)
Found a long time a go that a well cooked meal for a lady friend usually equal well spent time in bed for the 2 of us. Gratitude sex
. Posted by: wrg500 at January 29, 2015 12:19 PM (C278+)
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Nicely done!
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 29, 2015 12:19 PM (HBAcW)
And Gwenyth Paltrow is extoling the "health" benefits of getting your uterus steam-cleaned in a fancy Korean spa.
Posted by: Lizzy
Owww!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2015 12:20 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 29, 2015 12:20 PM (9BRsg)
and now I give you the new Shark Vajayjay Steam Cleaner 2000
and if you order now the head is ribbed for her pleasure
Posted by: NCJ at January 29, 2015 12:20 PM (/2Qtx)
The consequences are incompetency and cronyism in academia, government and all not-for-profit enterprises.
This will get out of control and we will be lucky to live through it.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 29, 2015 12:20 PM (V70Uh)
I'm sure Glynneth's hoo hoo is lubricated with some viscous cooling agent..
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 12:21 PM (/4AZU)
I asked a respectful question of my Congresswoman in a open meeting (granted it wasn't question time) and got a dressing down and called a "heckler" buy the local commie rag.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 29, 2015 12:21 PM (HBAcW)
Posted by: toby928(C) can't stop himself from abusing the gimp at January 29, 2015 12:21 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 12:18 PM (F2IAQ)
Huh? What? What the..Shut up! I'm SO not ghey.
Posted by: John Travolta at January 29, 2015 12:21 PM (vgIRn)
Buy yourself a package of pre-made crusts and a can or two of pie filling. Follow directions for time and temperature.
Nothing to making pies. Wear a flannel shirt, dirty jeans, and boots to reduce shrinkage.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 29, 2015 12:21 PM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: Timothy Leary at January 29, 2015 12:21 PM (lG2E3)
Posted by: Mega at January 29, 2015 12:22 PM (hHFOx)
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 29, 2015 12:22 PM (HBAcW)
Posted by: ThunderB, Professional Ball Deflator at January 29, 2015 12:22 PM (zOTsN)
Is there no limit to our persecution?!
Posted by: Logger Crab at January 29, 2015 12:22 PM (evdj2)
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Charles C.W. Cooke: Why Mike Huckabees Cornpone Politics Drives Me Crazy
Executive Summary
Because I'm a silly English git who has nothing but contempt for you Colonial upstarts, chewing your tabcya and such.
Quel horror!
PS: I like to dress up and dance around the Maypole.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2015 11:57 AM (kdS6q)
Eh I read that article and that is not how I took it.
First, read Geraghty's companion article on the subject:
http://tinyurl.com/k2wvd4g
Basically, Huckabee's a giant hypocrite on the subject.
Second, playing to the "common folk" in such simplistic terms is insulting, quite frankly. Rural folk are not retards and they shouldn't be patronized by suggesting all they want to do is drive pickup trucks and drink beer.
Posted by: chemjeff at January 29, 2015 12:22 PM (uOAjL)
Do they do it on the rooftop?
Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2015 12:23 PM (zt+N6)
Mmm. That's good vag.
Posted by: toby928(C)
You know, toss some seafood, vegetables and Old Bay up Glynth's hoo-haa, and you could have a clambake.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2015 12:23 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: maddogg at January 29, 2015 12:23 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Lizzy
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Interesting. Maybe we could switch from waterboarding to 'steam cleaning' at Gitmo. I suspect that it would be efficacious, as well as socially acceptable.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 12:23 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: blaster at January 29, 2015 12:23 PM (Rx8ML)
Posted by: Emily Litella at January 29, 2015 12:23 PM (G6jeZ)
Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 29, 2015 12:24 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: Loretta Lynch at January 29, 2015 12:24 PM (wAQA5)
Loveless sex in a marriage is a terrible thing. Using a woman that way because you're a dishonest coward is a terrible thing.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 29, 2015 12:24 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 29, 2015 12:22 PM (uOAjL)
True. We also enjoy shootin' shit up, & listenin' to Hank.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 29, 2015 12:25 PM (MbqmP)
1) People like Huckabee who think their culture is superior.
2) A lack of self-awareness
3) Lists
Posted by: C. W. C. Cooke IV, Esq. at January 29, 2015 12:25 PM (Ks4nX)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2015 12:25 PM (JtwS4)
"I told you so" and run like hell...
I had a nightmare where he nuked us ala Jericho...
"Fuck you people" as he boards Air Force One pointing East towards mecca
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 12:25 PM (/4AZU)
He got a large dose of GR (Gay Radiation) from the Satellite put up by the Ruskis...
Yes, they got his Manly Juices...
Posted by: Gen. Jack D. Ripper at January 29, 2015 12:25 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 12:25 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 29, 2015 12:25 PM (VAsIq)
I know a guy with five kids. When he made the big announcement, the second half of the "news" his wife and kids had to swallow was to be introduced to his boyfriend, with whom he would now be living.
So yeah, the good Catholic image? No.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2015 12:26 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Stuff Jim Bob Jefferson Said at January 29, 2015 12:26 PM (lG2E3)
I didn't say David Bowie was gay, nor am I in any way shape or form saying being gay means you are a freak...
The people I listed let their freak flags fly...well ok except possible my gag about the cast of friends....
David Bowie was "interesting".... God bless them all.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 12:27 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 29, 2015 12:27 PM (VAsIq)
393 -
I know a guy with five kids. When he made the big
announcement, the second half of the "news" his wife and kids had to
swallow was to be introduced to his boyfriend, with whom he would now be
living.
So yeah, the good Catholic image? No.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2015 12:26 PM (TOk1P)
But what I want to know is, how can the wife not figure it out at some point? I mean, after 5 kids and X number of years of marriage, there's got to be some telltale signs *somewhere*.
Posted by: chemjeff at January 29, 2015 12:28 PM (uOAjL)
I'll go back and reread the Hemingway article, but I believe he took the same stance as others (Ace too) saying Palin shouldn't have resigned as governor.
None of these people have ever put forth a plan that would have allowed her to do so without financial ruin for her personally and leaving Alaska with a chief executive totally preoccupied by legal and money problems for her remaining 2 years.
Posted by: jwest at January 29, 2015 12:28 PM (9ZZd+)
You just cannot parody her, huh?
"Tikkun is the next level when it comes to Korean spas...And, in addition to the
sauna rooms, there's a long menu of massages and kick-ass body scrubs to
complement the sauna time. We're burying the lede though, because the real golden ticket here is the Mugworth V-Steam: You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al. It is an energetic release ---not just a steam douche---that balances female hormone levels. If you're in LA, you have to do it."
Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2015 12:28 PM (ABcz/)
Ok *that* I can buy....he was the ULTIMATE American weapon along with Chuck Norris and John Denver in the Terrific Three for a long while in the 70s.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 12:28 PM (/4AZU)
But what I want to know is, how can the wife not figure it out at some point? I mean, after 5 kids and X number of years of marriage, there's got to be some telltale signs *somewhere*.
Posted by: chemjeff at January 29, 2015 12:28 PM (uOAjL) Yeah, dick breath or something.
Posted by: maddogg at January 29, 2015 12:29 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Richard Gere at January 29, 2015 12:29 PM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 29, 2015 12:25 PM (VAsIq)
Not Liberal Nazi Fascists?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 12:30 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Lizzy
---------------
Okay.., I see a loophole here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 12:30 PM (vPh3W)
I can accept the fact that some people are just that screwed up, that they didn't know how much damage they would do, that they somehow thought they were doing the right thing by trying to be a husband and father, only to eventually "discover" that they cannot fully commit.
I can accept it. But the part about acceptance is, it doesn't change the consequences, and if you aren't actively working on trying to repair the damage you did, you're still doing it.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2015 12:30 PM (TOk1P)
His dick tasted like shit?
Posted by: Logger Crab at January 29, 2015 12:30 PM (evdj2)
To me the tone was respectful. And, more importantly, he called out the pundits gratuitously piling on Palin.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 29, 2015 12:31 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: fly gal at January 29, 2015 12:31 PM (8TdcF)
His dick tasted like shit?
Posted by: Logger Crab at January 29, 2015 12:30 PM (evdj2
Hey Honey, why is that 9" dildo up your ass?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 12:32 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian
Um, not EVERYONE.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2015 12:32 PM (Vs6vA)
Posted by: Lizzy
Now being a guy I have to ask. That HAs to hurt like hell. "Steam" is oh like 212 degrees. Are we not talking about boiled uterus?
Posted by: wrg500 at January 29, 2015 12:33 PM (C278+)
Sweetheart why have we circled the firehouse 6 times?
//Ms Gray
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 12:33 PM (/4AZU)
Yeah, most likely. Sure. She was living in denial, and that's on her, but needless to say, if we're quantifying the sins here, hers is about a 4, and his is about a sixty nine million.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2015 12:33 PM (TOk1P)
his Senate committee hearing. Actual low-life scum march in
protest because of the comparison.
He thought it was a Tea-Party protest.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2015 12:33 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: Aaron "soft touch" Rogers at January 29, 2015 12:33 PM (/2Qtx)
His dick tasted like shit?
Posted by: Logger Crab at January 29, 2015 12:30 PM (evdj2)
They're married.... she hasn't tasted that for many many years...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 29, 2015 12:34 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 29, 2015 12:34 PM (Sd++4)
Posted by: Hipster Art Critic at January 29, 2015 12:35 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 29, 2015 12:34 PM (qh617)
I nominate for Thread Winnah!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 12:35 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 29, 2015 12:35 PM (lG2E3)
Posted by: Fat Bastardsky at January 29, 2015 12:36 PM (VAsIq)
It might explain why he enjoyed french kissing HER when he caught the mailman smiling though...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 12:36 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 29, 2015 12:34 PM (Sd++4)
Isn't that when the carpet doesn't match the drapes?
Posted by: wrg500 at January 29, 2015 12:36 PM (C278+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 12:36 PM (vPh3W)
8 years later she came out as ghey and "married" a chick.
I guess that might explain the sudden, cold dumping from years earlier. Must have been "questioning" even then.
But she sure didn't seem at all ghey when I was with her.
Pretty, feminine and most definitely enjoyed sex with the menfolk.
Then again, I heard she "went ghey" after a later boyfriend cheated on her.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 29, 2015 12:36 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 29, 2015 12:36 PM (/2Qtx)
Calamari.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2015 12:36 PM (Vs6vA)
I have no intention of ever finding out!
I swear spas and like businesses just make up this crap for celebrities and trophy wives with too much money and time.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2015 12:37 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 29, 2015 12:37 PM (VAsIq)
And all Kanji tattoos translate to "Heh. Stupid American."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 12:37 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2015 12:37 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: ThunderB, Professional Ball Deflator at January 29, 2015 12:38 PM (zOTsN)
You ever wonder if the burned out Hollywood faded starlets ever get together and laugh their asses off at the idiocy of the current fading batch?
"er uh yeah so Sharon get this Glynnyth shoves a steam cleaner in her hoo hoo"
//Madonna on Drunk Starlets
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 12:38 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: fly gal at January 29, 2015 12:38 PM (8TdcF)
Get with the real issues.
Sincerely,
Your much smarter and mugwort-steamed betters.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2015 12:38 PM (659DL)
And all Kanji tattoos translate to "Heh. Stupid American."
Posted by: AllenG
"I Like Soup"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2015 12:39 PM (Vs6vA)
apparently you lay there and they put 'soothing' rocks on your back
and people spend hundreds for it
amazing
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 29, 2015 12:39 PM (/2Qtx)
468 some guys start out "curious", and make a stop at "bi", before they drive all the way to "gay". In fact gays think bi men are just gays who haven't come to deal with it yet
Posted by: ThunderB, Professional Ball Deflator at January 29, 2015 12:38 PM (zOTsN)
Yeah well there seem to be segment of gay men that think all guys are actually gay.
Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2015 12:39 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2015 12:37 PM (ABcz/)
My wife is a trophy wife. I wouldn't want any other. And she doesn't have extra time or money. :-)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 12:39 PM (F2IAQ)
"I wish she had fulfilled her term as governor instead of cashing checks on the lecture circuit making cornpone jokes and shallow observations."
This is the kind of shit I expect from people so concerned with getting their "I'm in the elite writer's club" ticket punched that they can claim they "defended" Palin while calling her a bumkin snowbilly.
They're all convinced that anyone who places character near the top of the list of qualifications for politicians is a "cult" member who just can't see the nuances they can.
Posted by: jwest at January 29, 2015 12:39 PM (9ZZd+)
I'll go over to the circle of shame....
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 12:39 PM (/4AZU)
gays think bi men are just gays who haven't come to deal with it yet
Posted by: ThunderB
...and don't know how to co-ordinate textures.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2015 12:40 PM (kdS6q)
Whose trucks need fuzzier dice...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 29, 2015 12:40 PM (/4AZU)
"I wish she had fulfilled her term as governor instead of cashing checks on the lecture circuit making cornpone jokes and shallow observations."
----------------
I don't know all the ins and outs of possible legal troubles/finances, etc if she had remained in office.
But, I can tell you my governor is running but hasn't announced it and he's more concerned about the presidency thingy than he is running our state, Wisconsin.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 12:41 PM (F2IAQ)
Any...
Minute...
Now...
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 12:41 PM (kff5f)
I have one too
but she spends her free time playing golf and her money on firearms and ammo
I chose wisely
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 29, 2015 12:41 PM (/2Qtx)
We call it, "Wiped out on the dirt bike again?"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2015 12:41 PM (Vs6vA)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 29, 2015 12:42 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: AllenG
So...not 'beef with broccoli'?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2015 12:42 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 29, 2015 12:42 PM (2Ayux)
but she spends her free time playing golf and her money on firearms and ammo
I chose wisely
Posted by: navycopjoe
*weeps with envy*
Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 29, 2015 12:42 PM (/Ho8c)
Bingo. Not unlike addicts. Lots of steps along the way before they are full-on drunks and druggies, living in their own filth.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2015 12:43 PM (TOk1P)
In this sense, he's absolutely right about Huck supporters. The man is a socialist, but all is forgiven because he's a former Baptist preacher.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 29, 2015 12:43 PM (HBAcW)
Awww, that's sweet.
(I was referring to the Hollywood gold-digger variety of trophy wives....)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2015 12:43 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humaniatrian at January 29, 2015 12:41 PM (F2IAQ)
That's gotta suck (said the Texan who's been through this twice now).
But for the Governors it's a catch-22.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 29, 2015 12:43 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: HH at January 29, 2015 12:43 PM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 29, 2015 12:45 PM (klaU/)
apparently you lay there and they put 'soothing' rocks on your back
and people spend hundreds for it
amazing
Posted by: navycopjoe
--------------------
I'll see your rocks (metaphorically speaking, of course), and raise you a lump of salt.
http://tinyurl.com/kuc25gy
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2015 12:46 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: jwpaine at January 29, 2015 12:48 PM (a3NCX)
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If you think that Cooke and Hemmingway are elitists, you haven't read much of their stuff.
They are calling for a little discernment. Yes, integrity is the first qualification for public office, but when Palin and Huckabee pander like this, I feel like I am getting played.
Kinda like when Mitch promised that a Republican Congress would oppose Obama.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 29, 2015 12:50 PM (HBAcW)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 29, 2015 12:53 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Charles C. W. Cooke, Esquire at January 29, 2015 01:19 PM (B/VB5)
Posted by: What????? at January 29, 2015 03:39 PM (SHM58)
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