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Al Jazeera's English Bureau: You Can't Say "Extremism," "Terrorism," "Jihad" or (of course) "Islamism"

What if they threw an aggressive hegemonic theocracy and the left, as usual, didn't show up to fight it?

Shortly after news broke of a deadly January 27 attack by Islamic terrorists on a hotel in Libya’s capital, Al Jazeera English executive Carlos van Meek shot out an email to his employees.

"All: We manage our words carefully around here," the network’s head of output wrote to staff at the Doha-based news channel’s New York and Washington, D.C. newsrooms. "So I'd like to bring to your attention some key words that have a tendency of tripping us up.:

In an email obtained by National Review Online, van Meek warned the network’s journalists against the use of terms including "terrorist," "militant," "Islamist" and "jihad."

"One person’s terrorist is another person’s freedom fighter," the Al Jazeera executive wrote.

Grotesque. I wonder, if some right-wing privateer jihadist fighters decided to just blow up him and his family with a rocket, if he have such difficulty distinguishing between "terrorist" and "freedom fighter."

I'm beginning to hope these Murder Enthusiasts will be visited with just such an opportunity.


The word "extremist" was labeled off-limits. "Avoid characterizing people," van Meek said. "Often their actions do the work for the viewer."

"Do not use," van Meek's said of the term 'Islamist." He described it as "a simplistic label."

Dullards and savages and ignoramuses always imagine themselves to be so complex, don't they?

This isn't the first Al Jazeera email chain linked to NRO. Just after the Charlie Hebdo Freedom Fighter Incident, someone slipped NRO emails from Al Jazeera staffers arguing that the Charlie Hebdo murders were more complicated than believed by many Westerners.

Below was a list of "suggestions" for how anchors and correspondents at the Qatar-based news outlet should cover Wednesday’s slaughter at the Charlie Hebdo office (the full e-mails can be found below).

Khadr urged his employees to ask if this was "really an attack on 'free speech,'" discuss whether "I Am Charlie" is an "alienating slogan," caution viewers against "making this a free speech aka 'European Values' under attack binary [sic]," and portray the attack as "a clash of extremist fringes."

Noe the left has joined the Muslim jihadist-sympathizers in that effort, to portray the Charlie Hebdo "battle" as a "clash" between "two equally invalid extremist fringes," one which shoots people, and one which provokes people into shooting them by drawing doodles. The left has pushed this idea since they got over the initial shock of 9/11 -- that the War of Terrorism on the West is actually a war between terrorists and violent right-wing Christians, having nothing at all to do with the peaceful, rational, nonsectarian lefties in the middle, like Barack Obama, currently MIA from the War on Terror.

These nasty little moral retards refuse to comprehend that any jihadist would give us a quick slash of the knife to wound us in order to get by us to cut off their heads.

Sure, we right-wingers, being largely male and mostly straight, religious, and sexually modest, are natural enemies of violent radical Islam, but we're not the actual Targets of violent radical Islam.

The targets they're most interested in are almost all on the left.

And yet, when we attempt to protect these venal little monsters, what do they do? They accuse us of being violent warmongers.

For protecting them!

Posted by: Ace at 06:21 PM




Comments

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1 JUST SAY NO TO VIOLENT EXTREMISM!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 28, 2015 06:22 PM (8ZskC)

2 But can they say fcuk?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2015 06:24 PM (g1DWB)

3 Kind of the point....

we have a PotUS who follows the Al-Jazeera style guide...

I am a LOT more concerned with Ogabe's internal scold than with Huckadoodle's...


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 06:24 PM (/4AZU)

4 The word "extremist" was labeled off-limits. "Avoid characterizing people," van Meek said. "Often their actions do the work for the viewer."

OTOH, "That Fellow In The Black Hood Who Cuts People's Heads Off" is okay.

Posted by: Freak van Meek at January 28, 2015 06:24 PM (8ZskC)

5 "Avoid characterizing people," van Meek said.
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Fuck you!

Posted by: Mike Huckabee at January 28, 2015 06:25 PM (l1zOH)

6 Can I say towel-headed goat fcuking death cult?

Posted by: shredded chi at January 28, 2015 06:25 PM (dTuqN)

7 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) phone at January 28, 2015 06:25 PM (arJm0)

8 Nood

Posted by: Fourth Horseman at January 28, 2015 06:25 PM (A7LEa)

9 In a similar vein, Snopes is saying it is false to claim Muslims have been attacking British war cemeteries in Libya.

Why do you ask?

Well, because Salafists are attacking British war cemeteries in Libya...and apparently they are no longer Muslims!

http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/muslimcemetery.asp

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2015 06:26 PM (5DM9u)

10 Mohammedanism is an evil death cult.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) phone at January 28, 2015 06:26 PM (arJm0)

11 Can't we just call it Faithful Muslims Practicing their Faith.

Posted by: Goatbangers, INC. at January 28, 2015 06:26 PM (4uxf8)

12 One goat's terrorist is another goat's rapist.

Posted by: Garrett at January 28, 2015 06:26 PM (bsFjT)

13 Damn, thought I was calling the corgis in the thread below.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman at January 28, 2015 06:26 PM (A7LEa)

14 The targets they're most interested in are almost all on the left.


You know, this is a time when my apparent non-existence works in my favor.

It's magical thinking. If I don't say the bad words, the bad things won't happen.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at January 28, 2015 06:26 PM (IrByp)

15 I thought freedom fighters fought for freedom.

Posted by: Jack at January 28, 2015 06:26 PM (53CCM)

16 "So I'd like to bring to your attention some key words that have a tendency of tripping us up.:"


The dumbfuck can't put a coherent sentence together and he's editing the broadcast news.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 28, 2015 06:27 PM (8ZskC)

17 9 Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2015 06:26 PM (5DM9u)

Nice....I am thinking the horde needs to slutshame snopes online...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 06:27 PM (/4AZU)

18 Al Jizz had an article a few days ago talking about how horrible the US is to women. Yeah.

Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 06:27 PM (MYCIw)

19 these people are self-marginalizing themselves.

all these outlets and sjws are more niche markets at this point. Just a few crazies compared to gen pop...plus whatever CNN is able to claim they get from airport terminals.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 28, 2015 06:27 PM (3g9q6)

20 these people are self-marginalizing themselves.

all these outlets and sjws are more niche markets at this point. Just a few crazies compared to gen pop...plus whatever CNN is able to claim they get from airport terminals.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 28, 2015 06:27 PM (3g9q6)

21 Un.mothercfuking.believeable.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 28, 2015 06:27 PM (60Vyp)

22 You know if someone had said in 2008 that Barack Obama would find a way to make Libya a worse place, no one would have believed you.


But he did!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2015 06:27 PM (5DM9u)

23 Lookie there Ace, you've stumbled upon a fundamental concept.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 28, 2015 06:27 PM (WvS3w)

24
Alternate post title:

We Live In George Orwell's 1984 784

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 28, 2015 06:27 PM (Q66iK)

25 Control the narrative.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 28, 2015 06:27 PM (wdPVL)

26 Wait. "Sexually modest?"

Hrm. *ponders*
Aha!

Ace, Horde. Horde, Ace.
Now y'all are acquainted.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) phone at January 28, 2015 06:27 PM (arJm0)

27
Because pacifism works

Fail

Posted by: Justamom's stealing hubby's pad at January 28, 2015 06:28 PM (Sptt8)

28 One man's pedophile is another man's prophet.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 28, 2015 06:28 PM (06U11)

29 They're just Excitable Boys.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 28, 2015 06:28 PM (7ga0i)

30 How about satan-worshiping savages?

Posted by: Eromero at January 28, 2015 06:28 PM (go5uR)

31 Good thing no one on this blog ever worked for Al Jazeera English!

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) and exhausted! new father! at January 28, 2015 06:28 PM (HDwDg)

32 As long as the MFM is on the side of Al Jizzera and the muzzie "freedom fighters", this will continue. We are surrounded by the enemy.

Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2015 06:29 PM (/HX7u)

33 I guess calling themfucking fuckers....is completely out of the question.....

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at January 28, 2015 06:29 PM (uJK1E)

34 Al Jizz had an article a few days ago talking about how horrible the US is to women.
___
Like, um, this cute guy wouldn't, uh, go out with me so like, um, I had to claim I was gang raped n'stuff.

Like, uh, the US is a terrible place for womyn.

Posted by: Some UVA student at January 28, 2015 06:29 PM (5DM9u)

35 Also, "Goatfucker" should now be "Amateur Goat Enthusiast."

Posted by: Carlos van Meek at January 28, 2015 06:29 PM (8ZskC)

36 When a significant proportion of your media corporation's shareholders are Muslim, it almost like a conflict of interest to report the truth. Funny how that works.

Posted by: Fritz at January 28, 2015 06:29 PM (dVmLD)

37 "Dullards and savages and ignoramuses"


Oh my!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 06:29 PM (LA7Cm)

38 Language is important.
We should oppose absolutely this attempt to bastardize the language.

Also we should take every opportunity to note that Mohammedanism is an evil death cult.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) phone at January 28, 2015 06:30 PM (arJm0)

39 Ace is en fuego today. If Ace ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at January 28, 2015 06:30 PM (0RdKg)

40 How about satan-worshiping savages?


Don't go pinning that barbarian caveman shit on me.

Posted by: Satan at January 28, 2015 06:30 PM (8ZskC)

41 I know nothing about any of this.

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien at January 28, 2015 06:30 PM (oFCZn)

42 One man's pedophile is another man's prophet.
___
Now for the record I've never claimed to be THE god.

On an unrelated note, where the hell do boys learn to punch like that?

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 28, 2015 06:31 PM (5DM9u)

43 >>26 Wait. "Sexually modest?"

Hrm. *ponders*


Now you know why he digs tanlines so much.

Posted by: Garrett at January 28, 2015 06:31 PM (bsFjT)

44 "I thought freedom fighters fought for freedom."


One man's freedom is another's violent religious extremism.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 06:31 PM (LA7Cm)

45 I think islamic savages works well.

Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 06:31 PM (MYCIw)

Posted by: Guy wuthout a head at January 28, 2015 06:31 PM (JdEZJ)

47 So, substitute moslem for Islamist. Got it.

Posted by: real joe at January 28, 2015 06:31 PM (AiCcO)

48 Next time hire Carlos van Bold.

Posted by: note to self at January 28, 2015 06:31 PM (btnhX)

49 Good thing no one on this blog ever worked for Al Jazeera English!

My mother did, once.

Once.

Posted by: Danny Muhammad Vermin al Sharid at January 28, 2015 06:32 PM (4uxf8)

50 "Amateur Goat Enthusiast."

Dunno why, but I chuckle every time I see the word enthusiast as a descriptor.

Bourbon enthusiast
Bewb enthusiast
Fapping enthusiast

Posted by: Chet Cognomen, Thinking about CS Lewis for Some Reason at January 28, 2015 06:32 PM (RwwCT)

51 Freaky that Al Jazeera has the same restrictions as the Obama White House. What are the odds of that?

Posted by: Evi. L. Bloggerlady at January 28, 2015 06:32 PM (4kTo2)

52 I think we have all agreed to humiliate these people. Ridicule. Deride. Mock.

I suggest these dopes Twitter handles be posted on the threads.

Oddly, I can find no Twitter handle for brother van Meek.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 28, 2015 06:32 PM (wVWRM)

53 We're just not getting this whole free-speech-as-the-enabler-of-getting-to-the-truth thing, are we?

Posted by: Al Jizz at January 28, 2015 06:32 PM (HBAcW)

54 What they're doing is actually enabling the extremists. They'll provide cover for them for so long that eventually they carry out something so far over the top that these idiots will be screamed down by the public.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 28, 2015 06:32 PM (oFCZn)

55 "And yet, when we attempt to protect these venal little monsters, what do they do? They accuse us of being violent warmongers."

I'm still waiting for the outreach conference between "Queers for Palestine" and "Palestinians for Queers."

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at January 28, 2015 06:33 PM (QKIQb)

56
I think if "Peaceful" went in front of those words it would be OK. Amirite?

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 28, 2015 06:33 PM (klaU/)

57 Freedom fighter did some not so nicey-nice actions towards the part of the body which is above the neck fhey also took some actions against _____(starts with C and ends with n but we won't use that word either) that people who didn't support the freedom fighters might object to This had nothing to do with a religion that we won't name either but it isn't the one that begins with a C and ends with an N..

Posted by: AL Jazeera Reporter at January 28, 2015 06:33 PM (DXzRD)

58 He is correct actually...

They are NOT Moslem or Islamic Extremists...

They are Fundamentalists...

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf at January 28, 2015 06:33 PM (qh617)

59 We Live In George Orwell's 1984 784
___
I know how to fix this.

Wait how the hell did you get an atheist as the pope?

Posted by: Alexios I Komnenos at January 28, 2015 06:33 PM (5DM9u)

60 BTW, I'm hating Pixy right now...peacefully I mean.

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 28, 2015 06:33 PM (klaU/)

61 How is Al-Jazeera still on most cable systems?

Because Qatar bribes Comcast.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 28, 2015 06:33 PM (ZPrif)

62 They want to cut off obama's head, but still he won't say it is related in anyway to islam.

Only thing I can say when they set the place on fire, bring marshmallows, but let it burn out.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 28, 2015 06:33 PM (WNERA)

63 All musselmen be strong. Praise be to Al-ilah.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 28, 2015 06:34 PM (z27Ny)

64
Anyone else feel bad for TV Sign Language Lady?

They only pull her out of the closet when there's a storm.

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 28, 2015 06:34 PM (Q66iK)

65 Also, I'm sick and tired of this "One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter" bullshit.

No. There are so many differences that it's almost impossible to list them all. First, though, is that "freedom fighters" have to be fighting against their own government.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) phone at January 28, 2015 06:34 PM (arJm0)

66 Well, I guess Al Jizz is now officially the propaganda organ of ISIS.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 28, 2015 06:34 PM (HBAcW)

67 " This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no." "

Rorschach

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2015 06:34 PM (Zi7PZ)

68 "van Meek"

You can't make this shit up, folks.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2015 06:34 PM (AVEe1)

69
I'm still waiting for the outreach conference between "Queers for Palestine" and "Palestinians for Queers."
___
As the Hadiths clearly say it is only gay if you are receiving the hot lovings and do not behead the infidel pitching.

Posted by: Some Jihadi at January 28, 2015 06:35 PM (5DM9u)

70 Guy's name is van Meek. Sometimes the stuff writes itself.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Learn Rantin', Ravin', and Ragetwitchin' at the Outrage Outlet! at January 28, 2015 06:35 PM (g+akU)

71 33 I guess calling themfucking fuckers....is completely out of the question.....

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at January 28, 2015 06:29 PM (uJK1E)


Only if you are a Woman in a business setting...

Posted by: Mike Hucksterby at January 28, 2015 06:35 PM (qh617)

72 "but let it burn out"


Damn. Forgot the number for the fire department.


Oh well.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 06:35 PM (LA7Cm)

73 And in other news, I'm a racist because I'm white and alive.

Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2015 06:35 PM (/HX7u)

74 Looks on bing to see if they thought Timothy McFae was a freedom fighter.

what about nazi's?
er
stalin?

Mao-nevermind maybe

certainly Che.

so what does this say about them.

other than dipchits i dunno.

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2015 06:35 PM (nqBYe)

75 First, though, is that "freedom fighters" have to be fighting against their own government.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) phone at January 28, 2015 06:34 PM (arJm0)
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Fuck the maquis ad the partisans!

Posted by: RioBravo at January 28, 2015 06:35 PM (z27Ny)

76 Well, I guess Al Jizz is now officially the propaganda organ of ISIS.
___
They pay better then Al Qaeda

Posted by: Al Jazeera at January 28, 2015 06:36 PM (5DM9u)

77 I'm looking for the Snopes page that says Timothy McVeigh wasn't a Christian? Link plz ?

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at January 28, 2015 06:36 PM (QKIQb)

78 "This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are
extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains
finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of
all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the
whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll
whisper "no." "
Rorschach

I was told there would be no tests at the HQ.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 28, 2015 06:36 PM (L6/+u)

79 " They say we offer simple answers to complex problems. Well, perhaps there is a simple answer -- not an easy answer-- but simple: if you and I have the courage
to tell our elected officials that we want our national policy based on what we know in our hearts is morally right." -- -- Ronald Reagan, "A Time For Choosing", 1964

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at January 28, 2015 06:36 PM (kTWS+)

80
speaking of the Crusades...

As kids we all enjoyed Peabody's Improbale History on the Rocky & Bullwinkle Show. On one episode, Mr Peabody and Sherman went way back to the Crusades to help Richard The Lion Hearted defeat Saladin and the Saracens.

It was a different time, indeed...

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 28, 2015 06:36 PM (Q66iK)

81 I read the leaked emails yesterday.

Posted by: Carol at January 28, 2015 06:36 PM (sj3Ax)

82 One man's Quran is another man's kindling.

Posted by: Terry Jones at January 28, 2015 06:37 PM (bsFjT)

83 wait are Tea Party's considered freedom fighter s to Al Jazeera?without all the gore and madmen butchers?

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2015 06:37 PM (nqBYe)

84 I've got a phone and two thumbs. Two thumbs means I'll let 'em have it with both barrels!

#ThatsNotIslam

#JeSwallowCharlie

#BringBackMyAmbassador

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 28, 2015 06:37 PM (U3A87)

85
62
They want to cut off obama's head, but still he won't say it is related in anyway to islam.





Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 28, 2015 06:33 PM (WNERA)

Think he'll miss it?

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 28, 2015 06:37 PM (klaU/)

86 Freaky that Al Jazeera has the same restrictions as the Obama White House. What are the odds of that?
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Not as great as you might think.

Posted by: The Department of Extraordinary Coincidence at January 28, 2015 06:37 PM (vPh3W)

Posted by: Headlees guy without a head at January 28, 2015 06:38 PM (JdEZJ)

88 Ron Fournier is a self righteous c***. I know that's nothing new but I just had to get it off my chest.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at January 28, 2015 06:38 PM (vPh3W)

89 Think he'll miss it?

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 28, 2015 06:37 PM (klaU/)
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Bet it would still look skyward from the pike.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 28, 2015 06:38 PM (z27Ny)

90 @85 There is no reply to that which will not get me banned.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) phone at January 28, 2015 06:38 PM (arJm0)

91 Being this is not a professional setting would it be appropriate to say ****** (begins with an F and ends in a K) AL Jazeera English bureau.? No? O.K. How about "S**** Al Jazeera"?

Political correctness and lies kill us.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2015 06:39 PM (DXzRD)

92 As a corollary to #1,

Just Say There's No Violent Exttemism!

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2015 06:39 PM (U3A87)

93 One man's wife is another man's mistress.

Posted by: General Petraeus at January 28, 2015 06:40 PM (HBAcW)

94 One mans jizz is another mans mayo.

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 28, 2015 06:40 PM (klaU/)

95 Barry knows all about men's mayo.

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 28, 2015 06:40 PM (vPh3W)

96 so Not only will they say it's Islam.

now it's not even extreme and could be freedom fighters for ___?

for what!?

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2015 06:40 PM (nqBYe)

97 You can sleep something something...
Rough men stand something something...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) phone at January 28, 2015 06:41 PM (arJm0)

98 will they NOT say *

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2015 06:41 PM (nqBYe)

99 One man's wife is another man's mistress.
Posted by: General Petraeus at January 28, 2015 06:40 PM (HBAcW)


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Keep your nose to the grindstone. It's worth two in the bush.

Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2015 06:42 PM (/HX7u)

100 They're fighting for the freedom of female genital mutilation.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) phone at January 28, 2015 06:42 PM (arJm0)

101 AllenG @ 65 Also, I'm sick and tired of this "One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter" bullshit.

Gawd...took the words right out of my mouth.

You are correct sir...the differences are too many to count. It is indeed a complete and totally BS statement.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2015 06:42 PM (08Znv)

102
Brian Williams, the NBC anchor made a point of saying that he was sure that some people probably considered George Washington a terrorist. I turned off NBC at that point in the news and have not watched it since.
I later read an interview with him where he said he talked about it for several days beforehand at the pre-show meeting and everyone thought it was a great idea.

Posted by: New Phone at January 28, 2015 06:42 PM (RiAq9)

103 Beheadings will now be referred to as really close haircuts.

Posted by: Al Gorzera at January 28, 2015 06:43 PM (JdEZJ)

104 One man's Quran is another man's kindling


I'm thinking a four-ply Koran might steal some market share from Charmin...

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2015 06:43 PM (U3A87)

105 so Not only will they say it's Islam. now it's not even extreme and could be freedom fighters for ___? for what!?
Posted by: willow at January 28, 2015 06:40 PM (nqBYe)


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For a crazy old man with a wretched beard and a towel wrapped around his head.

Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2015 06:43 PM (/HX7u)

106 96 so Not only will they say it's Islam.

now it's not even extreme and could be freedom fighters for ___?

for what!?

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2015 06:40 PM (nqBYe)


Islam of course.... ISIS is freeing themselves from the Shackles of Western Imperialism!

They are freeing themselves from the Jewish yoke!

They are freeing themselves from having to put up with Christians! And Gays! and mouthy Hot Women with big...

oh... sorry... got distracted...

Posted by: CAIR at January 28, 2015 06:43 PM (qh617)

107 Don't beat your head against a dead horse of a different color.

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 28, 2015 06:43 PM (klaU/)

108 Good stuff, ace.

Posted by: gm at January 28, 2015 06:44 PM (/kBoL)

109 94 One mans jizz is another mans mayo.
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 28, 2015 06:40 PM

***jots note*** Cancel going to Badda Bing's superbowl pot luck dinner.

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at January 28, 2015 06:44 PM (uJK1E)

110 Unbelievable. The WH is now claiming that the Taliban is not a terrorist group but an armed insurgency so its ok for us to negotiate with them but Jordan shouldn't deal with ISIS because they are a terrorist group.

There's one thing that the American left and terrorists have in common, they want to change the plain meaning of words to justify their actions.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2015 06:44 PM (g1DWB)

111 Beheadings will now be referred to as really close haircuts.
Posted by: Al Gorzera at January 28, 2015 06:43 PM (JdEZJ)


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Cervical nip and tuck.

Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2015 06:44 PM (/HX7u)

112
'The timid civilized world has
found nothing with which to oppose the onslaught of a sudden revival
of barefaced barbarity, other than concessions and smiles.'
-Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Posted by: mongoos at January 28, 2015 06:44 PM (jJEDL)

113 @105

They met my Grampa?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) phone at January 28, 2015 06:44 PM (arJm0)

114 Now, now, everyone calm down. Let's not lose pur heads here.

Posted by: MSM at January 28, 2015 06:44 PM (cbfNE)

115 102
Brian Williams, the NBC anchor made a point of saying that he was sure that some people probably considered George Washington a terrorist. I turned off NBC at that point in the news and have not watched it since.
I later read an interview with him where he said he talked about it for several days beforehand at the pre-show meeting and everyone thought it was a great idea.
Posted by: New Phone at January 28, 2015 06:42 PM (RiAq9)







Which one of those news pukes said if they saw an ambush set up to kill americans they would be mum because they were the press and shouldn't get involved?

I would have revoked a citizenship right then, but I wasn't incharge.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 28, 2015 06:44 PM (WNERA)

116 I'm sick and tired of this "One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter" bullshit.
***
You have to remember how both the left and Islam define freedom.

For the Left it is the "freedom" to do what your betters tell you.

For Islam "freedom" is being forced to follow the Quran.

In neither case does it mesh with our notion of freedom.


Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2015 06:44 PM (5DM9u)

117 One man's uncovered chattel is another man's grim first lady.

Posted by: Fritz at January 28, 2015 06:45 PM (dVmLD)

118 stoning women and girls will now be called
planting beatiful flowers in the garden

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2015 06:45 PM (nqBYe)

119
so much for Bergdahl's charges, eh?

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 28, 2015 06:45 PM (Q66iK)

120 No. There are so many differences that it's almost impossible to list them all. First, though, is that "freedom fighters" have to be fighting against their own government.

Well, it could be a foreign government.

They do need to be fighting for freedom, though. And I think most forms of Islamic governments are clearly not freedom.

Posted by: CM at January 28, 2015 06:45 PM (0NdlF)

121 77 I'm looking for the Snopes page that says Timothy McVeigh wasn't a Christian? Link plz ?

He said ss much in a jailhouse interview.

Posted by: New Phone at January 28, 2015 06:46 PM (viKLU)

122 In "A Tale of Two Cities" somone refer rto execution b as a "Close shave from Madame Guillotine" I'm sure something like that could be used by the freedom fighters.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2015 06:46 PM (DXzRD)

123 No mention of whether or not we can call them goatf*ckers in the e- mail. Well I guess it goatf*ckers FTW.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman at January 28, 2015 06:46 PM (A7LEa)

124 109 94 One mans jizz is another mans mayo.
Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 28, 2015 06:40 PM

***jots note*** Cancel going to Badda Bing's superbowl pot luck dinner.
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at January 28, 2015 06:44 PM (uJK1E)


Yeah, mayo is out.
Lemonade seems clearly out too.
Don't eat the brownies.
The dry roasted peanuts have probably been somewhere.
Calamari? Ain't takin' a chance.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 28, 2015 06:46 PM (MbqmP)

125 The Obama Administration is making a habit of aiding and abetting terrorists.

Posted by: Garrett at January 28, 2015 06:46 PM (bsFjT)

126 killing women for lack of modesty will now be called .
Freeing them from the oppression of substandard attire.

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2015 06:47 PM (nqBYe)

127 Look, we need to have a fundamental understanding of what drives the Taliban. What have we done to make them hate us so much. I don't think throwing around vernacular like terrorist really gets us anywhere.

Posted by: Smart Powah! at January 28, 2015 06:48 PM (F2IAQ)

128 http://tinyurl.com/opplaol

Breitbart-Timothy McVeigh NOT A Christian....

http://tinyurl.com/oph5fm

Supporting data

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 06:49 PM (/4AZU)

129 Women will be referred to as bitter meat.

Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2015 06:49 PM (/HX7u)

130 @120

Fair enough.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) phone at January 28, 2015 06:50 PM (arJm0)

131 Can they say the false prophet Muhammad?

Posted by: The False Prophet Muhammad at January 28, 2015 06:50 PM (r/XjE)

132
"Wow. This asshole already has Seahawks 'Back to Back' Super Bowl Champion Tattoos..."

https://twitter.com/Pats_Superbowl/status/559733616977399809/photo/1

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 28, 2015 06:50 PM (Q66iK)

133 A hanged gay male will now be called The Righteous Pinata of Islam.

Posted by: Satan at January 28, 2015 06:50 PM (8ZskC)

134 Priorities, guys. We must have priorities. Now, who has some extra cash? Yeah, you're all saboteurs & wreckers. Have fun in the Gulag!

Posted by: Barry Soetoro-Robinson at January 28, 2015 06:50 PM (MbqmP)

135 One man's burrito is just another man's Volkswagen sized tub of lard-infused beef.

Posted by: Mike 'al Moor's buttered toast, hold the toast at January 28, 2015 06:51 PM (4uxf8)

136 119 Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 28, 2015 06:45 PM (Q66iK)

The White House picked up its phone....

"we'll see"...

I still think the asshole takes the Art XV and voila walks with 300,000 for gallant conduct in the face of the enemy....

where his captive status was generated by gross dereliction of duty.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 06:51 PM (/4AZU)

137 Al-J is part of the jihadi Islamofascist attack on civilization...

Dumbfuckabee is the opposite side of the same coin, and they can all kiss my bacon infused ass, then go attempt aerial intercourse with a rotating pastry.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 28, 2015 06:51 PM (044Yr)

138 All war shall be called peace.

Posted by: Al Gorzera at January 28, 2015 06:52 PM (JdEZJ)

139 "One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter" is one of the most morally illiterate statements ever uttered.

There is such a thing a justified killing. Ask anything without a Critical Theory degree -an amoeba, my cat, the guy at the Qwiki-Mart. Only multiculti Other-worshiping upper class twits can insulate themselves so far from reality that bumper sticker morality is considered higher evolution rather than knuckle-dragging suicidal stupid.

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at January 28, 2015 06:52 PM (QKIQb)

140 Freedom Fighter for Sharia!

to kill, chop off hands, feet, heads
, stone, slice and dice Get your piece on the freedom train, grab a knife a stone, or a sword!

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2015 06:52 PM (nqBYe)

141 >>>This asshole already has Seahawks 'Back to Back' Super Bowl Champion Tattoos...<<<

Pro Tip: Never question the prognostications of Teddy Bear the porcupine.

Posted by: Fritz at January 28, 2015 06:53 PM (dVmLD)

142 21 Un.mothercfuking.believeable.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January

Yes, it is quite believable. Sad but true

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 06:53 PM (YOPoU)

143 freedom to kill.

wow what does it take to get some respect from the world.

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2015 06:53 PM (nqBYe)

144 Only multiculti Other-worshiping upper class twits can insulate themselves so far from reality that bumper sticker morality is considered higher evolution rather than knuckle-dragging suicidal stupid.
-----------------

COEXIST!

Posted by: $47,000 Lexus SUV bumper at January 28, 2015 06:53 PM (vPh3W)

145 satan @ 40-
How about al-lat, al-uzza, and mannat getting scrood out of god status that was bestowed on allah by mohamad? And at least 2 of those idols were females. Or at least swinged both ways. Don't the satan love that kind of stuffs?

Posted by: Eromero at January 28, 2015 06:54 PM (go5uR)

146 Only multiculti Other-worshiping upper class twits can insulate themselves so far from reality that bumper sticker morality is considered higher evolution rather than knuckle-dragging suicidal stupid.
Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at January 28, 2015 06:52 PM (QKIQb)


Some ideas are so stupid only an intellectual could believe them.

Posted by: Shit Orwell Probably Said Chapter 30 Verse 9 at January 28, 2015 06:55 PM (MbqmP)

147 They hold our children hostage. No not ISIS or Al Q. The progressive state.

No way islam can take over here unless they do it from within. The external threats while they are nasty are but a pin prick compared to what is coming.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 28, 2015 06:55 PM (WNERA)

148 Hate to break this to some people, but I am free to say what ever I want. I am also free to take whatever consiqinces that may be for saying what I want.

Posted by: Picric at January 28, 2015 06:55 PM (QnQ+g)

149 133 A hanged gay male will now be called The Righteous Pinata of Islam.
Posted by: Satan at January 28, 2015 06:50 PM

Bet that doesn't take long to get ripe. Ewwww

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 06:56 PM (YOPoU)

150 I'm so sick of this horseshit.

Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2015 06:56 PM (/HX7u)

151 Is this kinda like the actor Cumberbund or something that referred to blacks as "colored"
people, and was lambasted by the naacp?

national assn. of COLORED people ?

no hypocrisy there. nope. none.

Posted by: seamrog at January 28, 2015 06:56 PM (RGWOx)

152 "I still think the asshole takes the Art XV and voila walks with 300,000 for gallant conduct in the face of the enemy....

where his captive status was generated by gross dereliction of duty."

they pretty much *have* to at least go through the motions of giving him a trial or the military justice system won't be able to throw the book at AWOLs any more...

the DOD knows this, even if the First Failure doesn't

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 28, 2015 06:56 PM (044Yr)

153 So if worse comes to worst, and the US is attacked by a bunch of ISIS or AQAP or whoever the fuck these islamists are; is Barry and his entire staff, going to be tried for aiding and abetting our enemies? How about their apologists and willing consorts in the MSM?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 28, 2015 06:57 PM (60Vyp)

154 Breitbart has McVeigh covered, but not Snopes. It's almost as if they were selective about what they "debunk...."

I guess it's because Muslims attacking British cemeteries in Libya is a more important issue to a Los Angeles based website than one of the biggest domestic terror incidents in American history. I just have warped priorities and expectations.

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at January 28, 2015 06:57 PM (QKIQb)

155 I don't know about y'all, but my tolerance level for Islam has run out.

Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 06:57 PM (MYCIw)

156 Al Jizz had an article a few days ago talking about how horrible the US is to women. Yeah.
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 06:27 PM

Well, you know they can drive here, unlike SA, so it probably gets more women killed. War on women!

Besides Al Jizz the whole MSM just sucks. I picked up Time magazine today. One of the first articles was on how climate change is destroying the oceans...they've been around forever and humans are just ruining them I tell ya!

Then the blessed Supreme Ct will approve gay marriage, which is what most Americans want...and indeed anxiously expect!

Thankfully the wife came out from her test then so I didn't have a rage-stroke.

Posted by: Farmer at January 28, 2015 06:57 PM (o/90i)

157 We are still in the denial stage of the war.

Posted by: eman at January 28, 2015 06:59 PM (6mBqc)

158 They are not islamists COJ.

And no.

Posted by: Al Gorzera at January 28, 2015 06:59 PM (JdEZJ)

159 One man's seatpost is another man's buttplug.

Posted by: Jarles Chonson at January 28, 2015 07:00 PM (KSjsb)

160 155 I don't know about y'all, but my tolerance level for Islam has run out.
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 06:57 PM (MYCIw)

I remeber as a teenager the Pali attacks on Israeli Olympic athletes, thinking boy do we have a problem. Going to a real school teaching real western civ, thinking crusaders had the right idea. My philosophy hasn't changed

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 07:00 PM (YOPoU)

161 national assn. of COLORED people ?
no hypocrisy there. nope. none.

Posted by: seamrog


NAACP A: Hey, maybe we should change our name to Nation Association of African Americans.

NAACP B: NAAA!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2015 07:01 PM (Zi7PZ)

162


If you were say, Bill Ayers, would you be smirking and happy that the guy you put in the white house is enabling the widespread growth of the one thing that could destroy the evil US?

I think this is where we are at...

It might not be an overt conspiracy, but good grief, it is all of a part, goddamit.


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller at January 28, 2015 07:01 PM (jzdfJ)

163 My philosophy hasn't changed
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Neither has mine.

Posted by: Zombie Charles Martel at January 28, 2015 07:01 PM (GuwT9)

164 152 Posted by: redc1c4 at January 28, 2015 06:56 PM (044Yr)

Trust me some of my clearest posts on current events have been on this topic, you are absolutely correct and Obama will not budge....

because if Obama had a son he'd venerate America like Bowe Bergdahl more than look like Trayvon...

Bowe Bergdahl is the American Obama wishes he could be.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 07:01 PM (/4AZU)

165 Bush lied to our Black President and we demand his arrest now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 28, 2015 07:01 PM (Sd++4)

166 We really need to be stressing that AJ is as Hillary put it best "Real News" that the American people want.

Posted by: Picric at January 28, 2015 07:02 PM (QnQ+g)

167 Are we allowed to call them "naughty", or is that being judgmental and imposing our hegemonic Western values on them?

Posted by: rickl at January 28, 2015 07:02 PM (sdi6R)

168 154 Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at January 28, 2015 06:57 PM (QKIQb)

Snopes peeked out of the liberal closet in 2004...

they came out of the closet in 2008...

just the way it's been.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 07:02 PM (/4AZU)

169 NAACP has the NARAL problem.

You know, tn National Association to Repeal Abortion Laws.

Well, they met that goal so it became th National Abortion Rights Action League.

But then they realized that it is bad PR to have "abortion" in teh name so now it's Naral- Pro-choice America with NARAL meaning absolutely nothing at all.

Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 07:02 PM (MYCIw)

170 Who cares? It's Jihadi Press. OF COURSE they aren't going to use these terms. Duh!

What's amazing is they just got around to announcing it in public.

Pffhhhtttt.....

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 28, 2015 07:02 PM (ASn1R)

171 Bowe Bergdahl is the American Obama wishes he could be.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 07:01 PM (/4AZU)

I wouldn't be upset if Obama deserted

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 07:03 PM (YOPoU)

172 >>They want to cut off obama's head, but still he won't say it is related in anyway to islam.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 28, 2015 06:33 PM (WNERA)

Think he'll miss it?




Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom'

I know I would miss Barry's head.

Posted by: Reggie at January 28, 2015 07:03 PM (3rrMW)

173 One man's liver is another man's appetizer.

Posted by: Hannibal Lector at January 28, 2015 07:04 PM (KSjsb)

174 Posted by: A Top Ten Target at January 28, 2015 06:59 PM

Heh!! FIFY

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 28, 2015 07:05 PM (60Vyp)

175 I wouldn't be upset if Obama deserted
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 07:03 PM (YOPoU)


-------------------------------------


PFC Biden reporting for doody.

Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2015 07:05 PM (/HX7u)

176 171 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 07:03 PM (YOPoU)

Heh there is NO way they let their woobie walk...

but if he were in a 3d world shithole "doing the Imperial work of the man" with his idealism about who Jihadi Jim is....

yeah Barry'd skip to Mah Lou and blow a goat...

it is why he insists on trying to get Bowe sprung with a pot'o'gold

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 07:06 PM (/4AZU)

177 One person's skin is another person's pretty new dress.

Posted by: Jame Gumm at January 28, 2015 07:06 PM (KSjsb)

178 Per Eric Schultz, Deputy White House Press Secretary:

1) The Taliban is not a terrorist group, they are an armed insurgency.

2) ISIL, the Islamic State in the Levant, is a terrorist group.

And the White House refuses to tie "Radical Islam" to terrorism, but they must be providing a great deal of satisfaction by giving them credit for having their own Islamic state that the President even refers to as the Islamic State!

WTF?


So much doublespeak that everyone's head should be spinning

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 28, 2015 07:06 PM (zpZLP)

179
one mans head is another mans trophy

Posted by: kj at January 28, 2015 07:06 PM (lKyWE)

180
Do you like Al Bundy (Ed O'Neill)?
Do you like jujitsu?
Are you bored right now?

Ed is a black belt in jujitsu, trained by the Gracies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSSt5OQ4zHc



Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 28, 2015 07:07 PM (Q66iK)

181 Can I say towel-headed goat fcuking death cult?
Posted by: shredded chi at January 28, 2015 06:25 PM

Sure, you just did.

But I think we'll pass on hiring you. That's not in our stylebook.

Posted by: Your Media Overlords at January 28, 2015 07:07 PM (o/90i)

182 Tomayto, tomahto.
Jihadi, Donner party sous chef.

Posted by: @votermom at January 28, 2015 07:07 PM (cbfNE)

183 " Going to a real school teaching real western civ, thinking crusaders had the right idea. My philosophy hasn't changed"

The textbooks in today's schools - CAIR approved - teach that Islam "expanded" while Christianity "plundered" and "oppressed." Orwell was never more right than when he warned about DoubleSpeak and euphemism - now deployed by our textbooks, our media, and our politicians alike.

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at January 28, 2015 07:08 PM (QKIQb)

184 By covering up for this kooks, the MSM is going to make the backlash so much worse when it finally happens.

And it will happen.

It might take time, but eventually the muzzies will pull off something big and then they're all going to take the fall for it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 28, 2015 07:09 PM (oFCZn)

185 @178

So did I miss the part where the Taliban stopped targeting civilians and started adhering to the Geneva Convention?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) phone at January 28, 2015 07:09 PM (arJm0)

186
Do you know who got Ed O'Neill into jujitsu?

John Milius.

Mr. Milius wrote Red Dawn (both).

Name some other things penned by Milius.

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 28, 2015 07:09 PM (Q66iK)

187 So it's towel head that offends, as long as goat fuckers is still ok.

Posted by: Jean at January 28, 2015 07:09 PM (TETYm)

188 The textbooks in today's schools - CAIR approved - teach that Islam "expanded" while Christianity "plundered" and "oppressed." Orwell was never more right than when he warned about DoubleSpeak and euphemis- now deployed by our textbooks, our media, and our politicians alike.
Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at January 28, 2015 07:08 PM (QKIQb)


---------------------------------------


I feel sorry for todays children and youth. They'll never know what freedom is like.

Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2015 07:11 PM (/HX7u)

189 I just caught a blurb on Brett Baier's show about a recent presser with a deputy spox from State. He wouldn't agree to characterization of taliban as terrorists and he kept saying "talleebahn" WTF is that!? so many of these clowns think they sound more in the know by saying certain words a particular way. Eff these rat bastard clowns

Posted by: fastfreefall at January 28, 2015 07:11 PM (o28VX)

190 Name some other things penned by Milius.

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G.


Conan
Apocalypse Now
Dirty Harry

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2015 07:12 PM (Zi7PZ)

191 wondering if they are still humming
--

I'd like to teach the world to sing
in perfect harmony.
I'd like to hold it in my arms,
and keep it company

I'd like to see the world for once
all standing hand in hand.
And hear them echo through the hills
for peace throughout the land.

It's the real thing
what the world wants today,
That's the way it'll stay
with the real thing.
--
and think it's real.

squishes eyes closed ,clicks heels, clicks heels.

Posted by: wonder at January 28, 2015 07:12 PM (nqBYe)

192
I feel sorry for todays children and youth. They'll never know what freedom is like.

sadly they don't care as long as they have a screen to look at

Posted by: kj at January 28, 2015 07:13 PM (lKyWE)

193 "And the gods of the copybook headings with terror and slaughter return .

Posted by: awkward davies at January 28, 2015 07:13 PM (Z+Mqb)

194 178 Per Eric Schultz, Deputy White House Press Secretary:

1) The Taliban is not a terrorist group, they are an armed insurgency.

2) ISIL, the Islamic State in the Levant, is a terrorist group
-------

Head slap, same as it ever was, same as it ever was.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 07:13 PM (YOPoU)

195 In an email obtained by National Review Online, van Meek warned the networks journalists against the use of terms including "terrorist," "militant," "Islamist" and "jihad.

I too hope for the day these terms will not be used. Until that day arrives, I will settle for the use of the adjective dead.

Posted by: Don't h8 at January 28, 2015 07:13 PM (Y0PAl)

196 Milius introduced Steven Spielberg to skeet shooting - what he calls "redneck golf."
Conan the Barbarian comes to mind. Told Pauline Kael, in response to her asking if he was armed "I am a weapon." He's a Hollywood poor man's Churchill

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at January 28, 2015 07:13 PM (QKIQb)

197
...Magnum Force

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 28, 2015 07:13 PM (Q66iK)

198 squishes eyes closed ,clicks heels, clicks heels.
Posted by: wonder at January 28, 2015 07:12 PM (nqBYe)

I love you
You hate me
We are a dysfunctional family

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 07:14 PM (YOPoU)

199 When we go back to copybooks, I nominate " Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor" and "Mohammedanism is an evil death cult" to be added to the headings.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) phone at January 28, 2015 07:14 PM (arJm0)

200 I wonder who the insider is leaking the emails.

Someone who works there doesn't agree with this stuff.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 28, 2015 07:15 PM (oFCZn)

201 199 When we go back to copybooks, I nominate " Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor" and "Mohammedanism is an evil death cult" to be added to the headings.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) phone at January 28, 2015 07:14 PM (arJm0)

May I also suggest fire, salt, etc etc

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 07:16 PM (YOPoU)

202 @200
When they're fired, I guess we'll know.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) phone at January 28, 2015 07:16 PM (arJm0)

203 200 I wonder who the insider is leaking the emails.

Someone who works there doesn't agree with this stuff.

Probably a gay guy tired of getting beaten

Posted by: Jean at January 28, 2015 07:17 PM (TETYm)

204 Posted by: fastfreefall at January 28, 2015 07:11 PM (o28VX)

If the Taliban are not terrorists.... then how can we combat them at all under the War on Terror Act?

Have they been taken off the Terrorist list?

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 28, 2015 07:18 PM (qh617)

205 come mr. tali-ban tally me bananas. Daylight come and me want go home.

Posted by: altogther now at January 28, 2015 07:18 PM (nqBYe)

206 WE'VE GOT TO GET TO WORK ON THIS STORY!

What, the terrorist attacks?

OH GOD NO! THE THING THAT REALLY MATTERS...WE'VE GOT TO FIND THIS LEAKER!!!!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 28, 2015 07:18 PM (oFCZn)

207 As kids we all enjoyed Peabody's Improbale History on the Rocky & Bullwinkle Show. On one episode, Mr Peabody and Sherman went way back to the Crusades to help Richard The Lion Hearted defeat Saladin and the Saracens.
It was a different time, indeed...
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 28, 2015 06:36 PM

Wanna bet that will never air on TV again?

Wonder if it's on youtube?

Posted by: Farmer at January 28, 2015 07:19 PM (o/90i)

208 Terrorist vs Armed Insurgency is cute and means things around DC. I prefer unlawful combatants, that way we can hang them.

Posted by: Jean at January 28, 2015 07:19 PM (TETYm)

209 They swore if we gave them our weapons , the wars of the tribes would cease .

Sheayeah , right .

Posted by: awkward davies at January 28, 2015 07:19 PM (Z+Mqb)

210 I don't know if 'Brainwashing' is really real, but I have a fantasy.

Take all the captured peeps at Gitmo, and then turn them into Christians. Send them back home with the need to spread the Gospel.

That would be fun, if nothing else.

Posted by: HH at January 28, 2015 07:19 PM (Ce4DF)

211 i know what this does for me.

makes me feel the world is serious

about what?

kardashians.

Posted by: ill-ow at January 28, 2015 07:20 PM (nqBYe)

212 189 I just caught a blurb on Brett Baier's show about a recent presser with a deputy spox from State. He wouldn't agree to characterization of taliban as terrorists and he kept saying "talleebahn" WTF is that!? so many of these clowns think they sound more in the know by saying certain words a particular way. Eff these rat bastard clowns
Posted by: fastfreefall at January 28, 2015 07:11 PM (o28VX)

Pokemon from Pokestan

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 07:20 PM (YOPoU)

213 Daily, the song and dance.

Assholes that wan't to kill me on one end, retards that cower before them on the other.

Let history note (whomever is around to write it) that a significant portion of the populace was just too goddamned stupid to survive.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at January 28, 2015 07:22 PM (Jy8/g)

214 As kids we all enjoyed Peabody's Improbale History on the Rocky Bullwinkle Show. On one episode, Mr Peabody and Sherman went way back to the Crusades to help Richard The Lion Hearted defeat Saladin and the Saracens. It was a different time, indeed... Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 28, 2015 06:36 PM Wanna bet that will never air on TV again? Wonder if it's on youtube?
Posted by: Farmer at January 28, 2015 07:19 PM (o/90i)


---------------------------------------------


Speaking of. Where can I find episodes of MST3k?

Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2015 07:22 PM (/HX7u)

215 "Islamists" is a foolish word. It is like "Christianists." It means exactly nothing.

They are Muslims, and they are terrorists, and they are not particularly extreme examples, either. To be Muslim is to be a terrorist, and just like a dry drunk is still an alcoholic, some Muslims don't kill people. Most would, if given the chance. It is their cult, and the Koran makes it clear that that is their job. The ones who don't kill are not living up to their full potential.

Posted by: tcn in AK, for reals, for good! at January 28, 2015 07:23 PM (+YMhA)

216 isis isis baby

Posted by: illow-humming vanilla ice at January 28, 2015 07:23 PM (nqBYe)

217 212 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 07:20 PM (YOPoU)

It's their weak ass attempt to hide behind a feigned professional cant to salve their egos about being called out on their horsefuckery...

"Guy can't know what he's talking about he calls it Ja-la-la-bad not Ja-la-le-bad....

they need corrected...sadly the voters buy into the cant.


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 07:24 PM (/4AZU)

218 214 Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2015 07:22 PM (/HX7u)
Xbox Video...

Amazon Video...

and...

here

http://tinyurl.com/jwvsdxr


Happy Viewing

(guidebook hint that last link is a lot of episodes for free comrade)

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 07:26 PM (/4AZU)

219 Name some other things penned by Milius.

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 28, 2015 07:09 PM


Big Wednesday

Dillinger

Posted by: otho at January 28, 2015 07:26 PM (tBSrv)

220 Name some other things penned by Milius.
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 28, 2015 07:09 PM (Q66iK)

The Wind and the Lion and some of the Dirty Harry movies. And he was the Cohen Brothers' inspiration for Walter Sobchak in The Big Lebowski.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at January 28, 2015 07:27 PM (KSjsb)

221 Wonder if it's on youtube?


Hulu, if you don't mind the commercials: http://tinyurl.com/ovv2qr9

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 28, 2015 07:28 PM (UVfht)

222 #191.
That song is so 1970's. Don't you know the newest buzz is to COEXIST. I've never yet heard of a progressive organization sending those bumper stickers over to the Middle-East. I can just see it now, all the muzzies over there, face-palming themselves saying, "Sheese, Why didn't we think of that!"

Posted by: Don't h8 at January 28, 2015 07:30 PM (Y0PAl)

223 The mohammedan pig-dogs must have consulted the former owner of the network.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 28, 2015 07:30 PM (XzRw1)

224 How did i get from afghanistan to Iraq?

iran

Posted by: illow- old jokes at January 28, 2015 07:30 PM (nqBYe)

225 Look, let's face facts. The left is terrified. Terrified. Piss your pants scared of Jihadis. And they are ashamed of their own cowardice. So they pretend there is no boogie man under the bed. That way they are slightly less afraid, and get to let the conservatives fight the war guilt free.

Posted by: Arctic Joe at January 28, 2015 07:31 PM (F192H)

226 i wish they all could be Iranian girls

Posted by: illow- old beach boys huming al jazeera tunes at January 28, 2015 07:32 PM (nqBYe)

227 Evening roonz and roonettez! Pantsless, drink in hand, listening to the BCochran/AtC podcast and hanging out with all of you. What's up!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 28, 2015 07:32 PM (6fyGz)

228 And they are freedom fighters. The freedom they fight for is the freedom to kill you whenever they want.

Posted by: Arctic Joe at January 28, 2015 07:32 PM (F192H)

229 Amazon Video...and...here http://tinyurl.com/jwvsdxrHappy Viewing(guidebook hint that last link is a lot of episodes for free comrade)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 07:26 PM (/4AZU)


----------------------------------------


Thanks. I guess youtube has a channel dedicated to it.

Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2015 07:34 PM (/HX7u)

230 Look, let's face facts. The left is terrified. Terrified. Piss your
pants scared of Jihadis. And they are ashamed of their own cowardice.

***

Unpossible. Leftists possess no capacity for shame.

Posted by: cool arrow at January 28, 2015 07:35 PM (7XKHI)

231 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 28, 2015 07:32 PM (6fyGz)

So, you're wearing the kilt, eh?

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 28, 2015 07:35 PM (ftVQq)

232 230 Look, let's face facts. The left is terrified. Terrified. Piss your
pants scared of Jihadis. And they are ashamed of their own cowardice.


Which, again, is rather instructive if someone were to pay attention and wanted to topple the leftists.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 28, 2015 07:37 PM (oFCZn)

233 215 I think you are right.
The jihadis are the practising Muslims. The peaceful ones are the cafeteria Muslims.

Posted by: @votermom at January 28, 2015 07:38 PM (cbfNE)

234 So these beheadings and shit is society's fault? Again.

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with additional Badda Boom' at January 28, 2015 07:39 PM (klaU/)

235 ...Don't you know the newest buzz is to COEXIST. I've never yet heard of a progressive organization sending those bumper stickers over to the Middle-East. I can just see it now, all the muzzies over there, face-palming themselves saying, "Sheese, Why didn't we think of that!"
Posted by: Don't h8 at January 28, 2015 07:30 PM

Great idea, send that to CAIR. I'm sure they'll send a shitload of those bumper stickers over there right away. Problem solved!

Posted by: Farmer at January 28, 2015 07:40 PM (o/90i)

236 I was the Tea Party before there was a Tea Party.

hic

Posted by: J. Boner at January 28, 2015 07:41 PM (ymjdW)

237 I think this 'news organization' should be named Al Jizz-eera.

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with additional Badda Boom' at January 28, 2015 07:41 PM (klaU/)

238 #225 Artic Joe is right!

"The left is terrified. Terrified. Piss your pants scared of Jihadis." Isn't it truly just plain disgusting? And we have all been conditioned to accept it. Bezmanov of the KGB predicted this after 30 years of KGB demoralization we have come to a point where Liberals are incapable of acknowledging simple reality.

Posted by: Pliny the Elder at January 28, 2015 07:41 PM (i5wUE)

239 As the left continues the destruction of Western Civilization and the English language, I remember a line from Mitchener's book "Chesapeake" that goes something like this "You can't build a boat if you don't have a name for all the parts!"

The left and their pet PC linguistics has denied us the ability to name any of the parts of the mohammedanist Death Cult!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 28, 2015 07:42 PM (ftVQq)

240 I think you are right. The jihadis are the practising Muslims. The peaceful ones are the cafeteria Muslims.
Posted by: @votermom at January 28, 2015 07:38 PM (cbfNE)


------------------------------------


Someone here suggested that we quit with the "extremeist muslim" shit and go with "fundementalist muslim". It's includes many that don't kill anyone, but support the killing. Sounds truer to form.

Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2015 07:42 PM (/HX7u)

241 OT: Boehner responding to Bret Baier 's pie hole


Boehner said, 'I do, I do. Listen, I was the tea party before there was a tea party.'

The speaker elaborated, 'I understand their concerns, I understand
their frustrations, But we have a constitution that we abide by and
we're gonna live by.' He said they're going to both hold Obama
accountable and try to find common ground with him in the next two
years.


WZ


Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 28, 2015 07:43 PM (XzRw1)

242 George W Bush fought Muslims
George W Bush is the worst man alive
Therefore, opposite-GWB is good and moral

Posted by: Smug hipster who's better than you at January 28, 2015 07:43 PM (0tmLY)

243 Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2015 07:42 PM (/HX7u)

Added benefit, it goes hand in glove with the 'violent fundamentalist Christian' meme!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 28, 2015 07:44 PM (ftVQq)

244 Hell hath frozen over.

I agree with Michelle Obama on not one, not two, but three points.

1) Not covering her head in SA. Good.

2) Stink eyeing the procession that refused to shake her hand. Of course, to be fair she stink eyes everyone.

3) The dress she wore in India was actually good. For the first time ever, she found something flattering.

I'm pretty sure the end is upon us.

Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 07:44 PM (MYCIw)

245 So, you're wearing the kilt, eh?


Posted by: Hrothgar at January 28, 2015 07:35 PM (ftVQq)



Aye, what else would you wear to drink scotch?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 28, 2015 07:44 PM (6fyGz)

246
Wonder if it's on youtube?

'tis.

I recorded it off youtube so it will be saved for posterity. It makes no mention of Christian and Islam, though. It's in this episode:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT4r1NzGs1Q

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 28, 2015 07:44 PM (Q66iK)

247 228 And they are freedom fighters. The freedom they fight for is the freedom to kill you whenever they want.

Posted by: Arctic Joe at January 28, 2015 07:32 PM (F192H)


Well.... a Jet fighter fights against Jets...

A Bull fighter kills bulls....

So a Freedom fighter kills Freedom?

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 28, 2015 07:44 PM (qh617)

248 241 OT: Boehner responding to Bret Baier 's pie hole

we're gonna live by.' He said they're going to both hold Obama accountable and try to find common ground with him in the next two years.

WZ

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 28, 2015 07:43 PM (XzRw1)


But will they whack his Pee pee...because that's the only thing that will work.

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with additional Badda Boom' at January 28, 2015 07:45 PM (klaU/)

249

re: MST3K

You can start here or pick from the others.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic5OlGtVq1g

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 28, 2015 07:46 PM (Q66iK)

250 242 George W Bush fought Muslims
George W Bush is the worst man alive
Therefore, opposite-GWB is good and moral


Posted by: Smug hipster who's better than you at January 28, 2015 07:43 PM (0tmLY)


But GW Bush killed Moslems... and he's EVIL!

but... Moslems kill other Moslems...

Damn.... I'm conflicted!

Oh... look... more Ball jokes...

Posted by: LIV at January 28, 2015 07:46 PM (qh617)

251 The speaker elaborated, 'I understand their concerns, I understand their frustrations, But we have a constitution that we abide by and we're gonna live by.' He said they're going to both hold Obama accountable and try to find common ground with him in the next two years.WZ
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 28, 2015 07:43 PM (XzRw1)


-----------------------------------------


This is so stupid it goes beyond any words I have. Some here talk about Dear Leader being stupid (which I will never agree), but Boner is idiot stupid.

Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2015 07:48 PM (/HX7u)

252 Aye, what else would you wear to drink scotch?


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 28, 2015 07:44 PM (6fyGz)
'Tis a braw bricht moonlicht nicht to be a drinking of the Usquebaugh, laddie!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 28, 2015 07:48 PM (ftVQq)

253 3) The dress she wore in India was actually good. For the first time ever, she found something flattering.

I'm pretty sure the end is upon us.

Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 07:44 PM (MYCIw)


Whoa Lauren really, no offense. But Yikes! Looked like a bad curtain pattern. That blue...ugh...but I'm sitting in my Superman undies drinking Tequila so there's that.

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with additional Badda Boom' at January 28, 2015 07:49 PM (klaU/)

254 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT4r1NzGs1Q
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 28, 2015 07:44 PM

Thanks Sooth. Both for bringing that up and the link.

T

Posted by: Farmer at January 28, 2015 07:50 PM (o/90i)

255 'Tis a braw bricht moonlicht nicht to be a drinking of the Usquebaugh, laddie!


Posted by: Hrothgar at January 28, 2015 07:48 PM (ftVQq)


But no better night to be in by the fire. Below freezing in NC, this sort of thing is just beyond the pale.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 28, 2015 07:50 PM (6fyGz)

256
I love the common ground with obama bullshit.

It's like compromising with a terrorist. They demand ALL the joos be killed, you want 0 joos killed.
So the common ground here is a halfway compromise -- just half the joos killed.

Common Ground is an easy scapegoat for people afraid to delineate right from wrong and stand up for what's right.

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 28, 2015 07:51 PM (Q66iK)

257 No no, not the one in Saudi Arabia! The one in India. It's a black(maybe dark blue?) dress with some pastel flower petals or something like that.

It actually looks like dress fabric and not curtain fabric.

The blue overcoat thing in Saudi Arabia was awful.

Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 07:52 PM (MYCIw)

258 Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 07:44 PM (MYCIw)

Her dress in India WAS good, wasn't it? Lovely. Something about India brings out the best in her; I thought the dress she wore for the State Dinner with them was stunning and she looked like a dang goddess, for real. And BO looked adorable grinning at her. It was the one moment I liked them.

She isn't required to cover her head in SA. Princess Diana didn't, Laura Bush didn't.

And I personally don't think she was glaring at them. That's just her RBF.

I used to work at Boeing, and when had customers (always men, always) from the ME come in, some would shake your hand, some would not. But they were gracious and very nice, it wasn't like they looked at you like you were filth or anything.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 07:52 PM (Pauop)

259 I'll just stick with sand shakers. Fuckin fifth century splodey dopes.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 28, 2015 07:53 PM (ucDmr)

260 Well crap, it looks like the only place they're showing the dress I'm talking about is the Daily Mail, and everywhere else is showing some of her usual monstrosities that she wore on the other days. I swear there was one good one mixed in there though. Haha.

Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 07:54 PM (MYCIw)

261 Aggressive hegemonic PATRIARCHIC theocracy no less.


::crickets::

Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2015 07:54 PM (MDgS8)

262 Oh lord yes, the bag she wore in SA is EXACTLY what she usually ends up like.

Ill-fitting, sloppy, not a great color for her, looks like a Target special to me.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 07:54 PM (Pauop)

263 189 I just caught a blurb on Brett Baier's show about a recent presser with a deputy spox from State. He wouldn't agree to characterization of taliban as terrorists and he kept saying "talleebahn"

Posted by: fastfreefall at January 28, 2015 07:11 PM (o28VX)



100 quatloos he doesn't pronounce Paris "Pah-ree" or Moscow "Moskva".

Just Muslim names.

Posted by: rickl at January 28, 2015 07:54 PM (sdi6R)

264 I used to work at Boeing, and when had customers
(always men, always) from the ME come in, some would shake your hand,
some would not. But they were gracious and very nice, it wasn't like
they looked at you like you were filth or anything.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 07:52 PM (Pauop)


I used to work ON Boeings, or at least I did when they bought out McDonnel-Douglas.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 28, 2015 07:55 PM (6fyGz)

265 Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2015 07:48 PM (/HX7u)

Three rules of political discourse:



1) Politicians never mean what they say!


2) Politicians never say what they mean!


3) Politicians never mean what you think they said!


And as a side note, if he were ever sober, Boehner would still be stupid!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 28, 2015 07:55 PM (ftVQq)

266 If Michelle wants to turn her scowling and passive-aggressive nature upon the enemies of America and of the West - and embarrass her mountebank of a husband as a bonus - maybe she can make a virtue of her faults.

(Normally I don't encourage spouses to make their spouses look like fools. But Obama doesn't need any help in this regard.)

So go for it, Michelle. You might also think about floating a comment about the Arabs' work in the slave-trade and in dreaming up that "curse of Ham" meme. I'm available for a modest consulant's fee.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2015 07:57 PM (AVEe1)

267 I used to work ON Boeings, or at least I did when they bought out McDonnel-Douglas.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 28, 2015 07:55 PM (6fyGz)


Which plant? I love them old McDonnel Douglas boyz. The ones in St Louis are absolute pricks as a rule, but they had good reason to be so arrogant. And they were always nice to me, at least.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 07:57 PM (Pauop)

268
It just occurred to me that it would be politically beneficial if we started to refer to obama's regulations as sanctions. Sanctions specifically on the middle class.

Because that's exactly what obama's regulations are -- economic sanctions on the middle class.

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 28, 2015 07:58 PM (Q66iK)

269 257 No no, not the one in Saudi Arabia! The one in India. It's a black(maybe dark blue?) dress with some pastel flower petals or something like that.
It actually looks like dress fabric and not curtain fabric.

The blue overcoat thing in Saudi Arabia was awful.

Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 07:52 PM (MYCIw)


OK I see where you're coming from with the India one...like I have taste. lol.

Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with additional Badda Boom' at January 28, 2015 07:58 PM (klaU/)

270 Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 28, 2015 07:51 PM (Q66iK)

Iran: We want to kill all the Jews...
Obama: No, you can't kill all the Jews...
Iran: OK, we'll compromise, we'll only kill half the Jews... this time...

US Press: Today President Obama and Iran found common ground...

Posted by: LIV at January 28, 2015 07:59 PM (qh617)

271 Which plant? I love them old McDonnel Douglas boyz.
The ones in St Louis are absolute pricks as a rule, but they had good
reason to be so arrogant. And they were always nice to me, at least.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 07:57 PM (Pauop)



NAS Cecil Field and NAS Oceana. (the F/A-18 was a McD-D product but as soon as Boing-Boing bought them they all got new mfg plates)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 28, 2015 07:59 PM (6fyGz)

272 Because that's exactly what obama's regulations are -- economic sanctions on the middle class.

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 28, 2015 07:58 PM (Q66iK)



Ewwww.... I like that....

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 28, 2015 08:00 PM (qh617)

273 Her dress in India WAS good, wasn't it? Lovely.

I always liked the blue Greek-style dress :
http://nymag.com/thecut/2010/05/why_should_michelle_obamas_gla.html

Unfortunately there she's scowling and acting like she doesn't want to be there. That's what ruins a lot of Michelle photos.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2015 08:00 PM (AVEe1)

274 Islamists are now to be referred to as "Accident Makers of Unknown Origin"

AMUO's

Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2015 08:00 PM (MDgS8)

275 Because that's exactly what obama's regulations are -- economic sanctions on the middle class.

This might be the most insightful comment on the blog's comments for some months.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2015 08:01 PM (AVEe1)

276
The idea came to me when obama bragged during his stfu speech that he crippled Russia's economy with sanctions.

Yeah, obama crippled the middle class here with sanctions, too, I thought.

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 28, 2015 08:02 PM (Q66iK)

277 Any of y'all pass through Tinker in the 80s or earlier? Might have run into my grandpa.

Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 08:03 PM (MYCIw)

278 ...recent presser with a deputy spox from State. He wouldn't agree to characterization of taliban as terrorists and he kept saying "talleebahn"
Posted by: fastfreefall at January 28, 2015 07:11 PM (o28VX)

100 quatloos he doesn't pronounce Paris "Pah-ree" or Moscow "Moskva".
Just Muslim names.
Posted by: rickl at January 28, 2015 07:54 PM

Excellent observation. Guess they want to curry favor w/ our future muslin overlords. Wonder if this is in the Obama admin stylebook.

Posted by: Farmer at January 28, 2015 08:04 PM (o/90i)

279
Boner and the R's are useless. Prince Reebus sucks.

Where's the opposition? It's not hard at all to make a great case against obama.

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 28, 2015 08:04 PM (Q66iK)

280
241
OT: Boehner responding to Bret Baier 's pie hole

Boehner said, 'I do, I do. Listen, I was the tea party before there was a tea party.'


The speaker elaborated, 'I understand their concerns, I understand

their frustrations, But we have a constitution that we abide by and

we're gonna live by.' He said they're going to both hold Obama

accountable and try to find common ground with him in the next two

years.

WZ



Posted by: Thin veneer of civility

Someone needs to show him the Congressional Record and history of Tip O'Neil. At least Tip had the temerity to screw Reagan politely and got his way when he wanted it, there was no 'compromise' in him at all.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at January 28, 2015 08:05 PM (baiNQ)

281 AMUO's
Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2015 08:00 PM (MDgS

Bah
Exaggerated Murder .org

EMO

Posted by: al jazeera specialty at January 28, 2015 08:06 PM (nqBYe)

282 Al Jazeera? And what they do matters to whom? The 3 people besides al gore who watch them?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2015 08:06 PM (nzKvP)

283 Daily Telegraph has the info on 'penile fractures'; 'cowgirl' is the most dangerous position.



Posted by: OUCH !! MY DICK !!! at January 28, 2015 08:06 PM (8CdUx)

284 We have a constitution to abide by and cocktail parties to attend.

Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2015 08:07 PM (MDgS8)

285 HAHAHAHAHA!!!


Listening to last week's podcast and AtC coins this gem:



"That went out looking for clusters to fcuk."


I am, of course, stealing that for future use to be used without attribution. Thanks AtC!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 28, 2015 08:07 PM (6fyGz)

286 Yea, I dunno, that's not my favorite look on her. If it fit better, maybe, but she always has that armpit boob flap.

I have liked maybe 4 things total that I have seen her in.

She wore a purpley slubbed silk looking sheath on her frst Euro trip (I think) that was awesome on her, but she fcucked it up by wearing a big flowerdy coat over it.

Then she wore this big ass ballgown kinda thing, with a lace top and a big skirt that really flattered her somehow, but it was blue and I am just not sure about blue on her for some reason.

She somehow manages to look ghetto too often.

But I really think she can't help the scowly face.




Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 08:07 PM (Pauop)

287 Reverse Cowgirl I think you mean.

Feels good....fun to watch....but heyoooh...be careful there cowboy.

Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2015 08:08 PM (MDgS8)

288 We have a constitution to abide by and cocktail parties to attend.

Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2015 08:07 PM (MDgS

Believe me, it isn't easy ensuring that every 2000+ page long piece of legislation we pass doesn't apply to us!

Posted by: Juan Bonaire at January 28, 2015 08:09 PM (ftVQq)

289 no, man, the study did not differentiate between reverse and forward-leaning
cowgirl. Science...

Posted by: OUCH !! MY DICK !!! at January 28, 2015 08:09 PM (8CdUx)

290 "That went out looking for clusters to fcuk."


I am, of course, stealing that for future use to be used without attribution. Thanks AtC!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 28, 2015 08:07 PM (6fyGz)


Yep. Mentioned that last week here as well. Definitely a keeper.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 28, 2015 08:10 PM (oFCZn)

291 283 Daily Telegraph has the info on 'penile fractures'; 'cowgirl' is the most dangerous position.





Posted by: OUCH !! MY DICK !!! at January 28, 2015 08:06 PM (8CdUx)


If you look at the total amount of cases the postulated this study on..

You have more of a chance of being struck by Lightning...

Non... issue...

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 28, 2015 08:11 PM (qh617)

292 The scowl face is a shame because crimes of fashion and awkward body shape aside, she *could* be pretty without the extreme case of RBF.

But I guess the RBF is just the cost of liberalism destroying one's soul. Or being married to Obama.

Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 08:11 PM (MYCIw)

293 268 Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 28, 2015 07:58 PM (Q66iK)

Well stated Sooth...if only we had a party interested in retail politics.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 08:11 PM (/4AZU)

294 The study, published in the Advances in Urology journal, reads: "Half of
patients (50 per cent) presented with the classical triad of an audible
crack followed by pain.


"Classical triad"????

Posted by: OUCH !! MY DICK !!! at January 28, 2015 08:12 PM (8CdUx)

295 GGE @ 271- McD/Douglas, yo.
Ugliest, sexiest, baddest was the F4J in VF84 livery 1968 style. Crawled all over them.

Posted by: Eromero at January 28, 2015 08:13 PM (go5uR)

296 293 268 Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 28, 2015 07:58 PM (Q66iK)

Well stated Sooth...if only we had a party interested in retail politics.


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 08:11 PM (/4AZU)


Hell.... if only we had a meaningful opposition party...

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 28, 2015 08:13 PM (qh617)

297 Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 08:11 PM (MYCIw)


Striking. She could be striking.

The sad fact of the matter is she looks too much like someone stomped on her face really hard to be considered pretty or beautiful.

But she could certainly be considered handsome or striking if she'd stand up straight and own her height, and if someone would lie to her about what size gown they were handing her to wear.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 08:16 PM (Pauop)

298 295 Posted by: Eromero at January 28, 2015 08:13 PM (go5uR)


http://tinyurl.com/n2ut4zc

VF-84 F4J....

B/C Sven love you

God we were a badass nation

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 08:16 PM (/4AZU)

299 These rules are entirely in keeping with the way the White House itself would want things handled.

Posted by: Ministry Of Truth at January 28, 2015 08:16 PM (FCsIb)

300 <snort>


And of course BCochran, not to be outdone, comes up with "holy goat-raping Mohammed"

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 28, 2015 08:16 PM (6fyGz)

301 Yeah. I agree. Really trashy to use those words

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 08:17 PM (zOTsN)

302 The study, published in the Advances in Urology journal, reads: "Half of
patients (50 per cent) presented with the classical triad of an audible crack followed by pain."Classical triad"????
Posted by: OUCH !! MY DICK !!! at January 28, 2015 08:12 PM

STOP IT! I didn't come here to read about broke dicks.

Of course if Obama gets his way we will all be "broke dicks".

Posted by: Farmer at January 28, 2015 08:18 PM (o/90i)

303 I would also advise her to lose the heavy highlight on her brow bone and the chola eyebrows.

Her brow does NOT need the extra attention.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 08:19 PM (Pauop)

304 I've broken many a dick in my day.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 28, 2015 08:20 PM (Dwehj)

305
Milius also directed the TNT tv movie Rough Riders (1997) starring Tom Berenger, Sam Elliott, Gary Busey, R Lee Ermey.

it's rated 7.5 on imdb
must be pretty good

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 28, 2015 08:20 PM (Q66iK)

306 303 Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 08:19 PM (Pauop)

Look shaving down her forehead ridges leaves the brow a little ginger...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 08:21 PM (/4AZU)

307 Ugliest, sexiest, baddest was the F4J in VF84 livery 1968 style. Crawled all over them.


Posted by: Eromero at January 28, 2015 08:13 PM (go5uR)


Awesome. I was a Tomcatter (VF-31) on the Tomcats eight years later.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 28, 2015 08:21 PM (6fyGz)

308 she *could* be pretty without the extreme case of RBF.

I don't know about all that fashion stuff, she looks like she would bite you if she got the chance.

Posted by: dartist at January 28, 2015 08:21 PM (ahBY0)

309 God we were a badass nation


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 08:16 PM (/4AZU)



F-4 Phantom: proof that, given enough thrust, bricks can fly.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 28, 2015 08:22 PM (6fyGz)

310 Sven, you owe me a new keyboard!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 08:22 PM (Pauop)

311 Think he'll miss it?




Posted by: Badda Bing 'now with Badda Boom' at January 28, 2015 06:37 PM (klaU/)


Lack of a head would probably cut into his coke-snorting and gum-chewing, but I doubt it would impair his intellectual prowess.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2015 08:22 PM (upitO)

312 Thy have one of her gowns at the American history museum in DC

She is REALLY tall. Really. The smallest part of her waist is right under the boob so empire waist would be the way to go. Her feet are HUGE. Like size 11. But her waist is small especially when you consider her height

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 08:23 PM (zOTsN)

313 RBF

Or she's not resting.

Posted by: DaveA at January 28, 2015 08:24 PM (DL2i+)

314 So when do we publish the "un-dictionary" of words we are not permitted to say ?

And if we publish it, would we be arrested ?

Posted by: seamrog at January 28, 2015 08:24 PM (RGWOx)

315 310 Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 08:22 PM (Pauop)

Pro-tip I buy 'em in bulk...

309 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 28, 2015 08:22 PM (6fyGz)

Along with the A-5 and the F-11....

Ah the Smiling Bob McNamara years...


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 08:24 PM (/4AZU)

316 I love the looks of the F4. It looks like it wants to pick a fight.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 28, 2015 08:25 PM (WNERA)

317 Yea, that's why she wears the boob belts. I still don't think it's a good idea. But she does have a hard row to ho with her shape.

She's 5 11, right? Which doesn't seem overly tall to me, but I"m tallish myself!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 08:25 PM (Pauop)

318 312 Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 08:23 PM (zOTsN)

http://tinyurl.com/n94f7sx

Michelle paying CLOSE attention....

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 08:26 PM (/4AZU)

319 My hubby flew F4G. Sounded like the sky ripping.

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 08:26 PM (zOTsN)

320 So when do we publish the "un-dictionary" of words we are not permitted to say ?

And if we publish it, would we be arrested ?
Posted by: seamrog

i love that idea!

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2015 08:26 PM (nqBYe)

321 I saw the dress. I wouldn't be surprised if she's over 6

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 08:27 PM (zOTsN)

322 309 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 28, 2015 08:22 PM (6fyGz)

I love you! And I ought to start.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 08:27 PM (Pauop)

323 Bruce Jenner can borrow her dresses

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 08:27 PM (zOTsN)

324 321 Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 08:27 PM (zOTsN)

I'm not an inch over 84.5...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 08:28 PM (/4AZU)

325 The boob belts are just too big. A ribbon or something may look a too young on her, but a simple tie in the same fabric of the dress would give the same waist definition without the huge distraction. The woman needs to be introduced to a wrap dress.

Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 08:28 PM (MYCIw)

326 Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 08:27 PM (zOTsN)


Maybe they under report her height so her husband doesn't seem so pussy in comparison? When they stand side by side, she looks like she could take him in a fight at any time.

How is your son today?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 08:29 PM (Pauop)

327 Bruce Jenner was abducted by aliens back in 1985....

THAT MAN IS NOT THIS MAN

http://youtu.be/nrythD3kkoA

Little Choco Donuts

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 08:29 PM (/4AZU)

328 Now Sven. She doesn't have that moustache

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 08:30 PM (zOTsN)

329 Cracking dicks, Mooch, and now the sadness that is Bruce Jenner?


This thread is spiraling.


Were all gonna die.

Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2015 08:30 PM (MDgS8)

330 328 Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 08:30 PM (zOTsN)

I saw Zorro the Gay Blade...

She wore eyeliner on that crop duster of a lip when she was at the garden...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 08:31 PM (/4AZU)

331 We're all gonna die.


I hate laptop keyboards.

Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2015 08:32 PM (MDgS8)

332 Instead of belts get a really good seamstress


I haven't been able to reach my son today.

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 08:32 PM (zOTsN)

333 320 willow

If we mention some un-permitted words we might get banned here.

So ironic.

Posted by: seamrog at January 28, 2015 08:32 PM (RGWOx)

334 I've broken many a dick in my day. Posted by: Sandra Flook

I'm calling shenanigans. Can your cooter even contract anymore?

Now, delayed-reaction STDs . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2015 08:33 PM (AVEe1)

335 Which way does Michelle dress?


Left or right?


I'm guessing left.

Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2015 08:33 PM (MDgS8)

336 Milius also directed the TNT tv movie Rough Riders (1997) starring Tom Berenger, Sam Elliott, Gary Busey, R Lee Ermey.

it's rated 7.5 on imdb
must be pretty good
Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 28, 2015 08:20 PM (Q66iK)
---------
It's great. Milius is a TR buff and it was a labor of love for him. TR had the breadth of experience and personal charisma that allowed him to assemble a band of men from all walks of life, from Hahvuhd brahmins to wild west cowpokes. Think our current dipshit in chief could pull that off?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 28, 2015 08:34 PM (KH1sk)

337 I will say this for Mooch. She didn't bow

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 08:34 PM (zOTsN)

338 334 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2015 08:33 PM (AVEe1)


IEDs...IUDs.... EUDs...it's all the same...


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 08:35 PM (/4AZU)

339 Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 08:32 PM (zOTsN)

I can imagine he's very upset. Hell, I'm still upset.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 08:35 PM (Pauop)

340 I will say this for Mooch. She didn't bow
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 08:34 PM (zOTsN)


That is a damn good point.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 08:36 PM (Pauop)

341 IUD's are basically IED's for sperm.

Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 08:36 PM (MYCIw)

342 337 I will say this for Mooch. She didn't bow

--
Yeah, that's her husband's forte.

Posted by: @votermom at January 28, 2015 08:36 PM (cbfNE)

343 341 Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 08:36 PM (MYCIw)


and EUDs are explosive uterine dives...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 08:37 PM (/4AZU)

344 I will keep trying. I know some people there and I asked them to check in on him

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 08:37 PM (zOTsN)

345 IUD's are basically IED's for sperm.
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 08:36 PM (MYCIw)


If you laugh...I keel you!!!!

Posted by: Muhammad al-IUD at January 28, 2015 08:37 PM (V+kmg)

346 I watched Quigley Down Under last night. Basically Tom Selleck's character was a cowboy sniper. I think he killed at least 25 bad guys. Michael Moore should get right on that.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 28, 2015 08:38 PM (cNJvW)

347 Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 28, 2015 08:34 PM (KH1sk)

337 I will say this for Mooch. She didn't bow
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January

Or blow

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 08:40 PM (YOPoU)

348 In the spirit of Progressive Dicktionary announces its new educational tool for Those up and coming Caregivers of the World.
The UNDicktionary discerns the True meanings of Meaningful things

Get yours now and sponsor a journalist for 1dollar-more!

send em to your friends in the WH send em to your cellmates, If you buy 50 we will send the 50th one free of charge.

offier lasting for 1 mth. returns are unnecessary and not in the Spirit of the correct way to Peace.

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2015 08:41 PM (nqBYe)

349


IEDs...IUDs.... EUDs...it's all the same...


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin

IOU

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 08:41 PM (YOPoU)

350 Is it still permissible to say "go fuck yaself?" GO, PATS!!!! (sorry, been kinda unofficially boycotting the blog until the SB is over, due to Ace's spurious attacks on my boyz, which totally hurt my feelers).

Posted by: Peaches at January 28, 2015 08:42 PM (6uib1)

351 Why is this a thread? Mohammedans are Mohammedans.


Is this like news? NO

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 28, 2015 08:42 PM (0FSuD)

352 Then she wore this big ass ballgown kinda thing, with a lace top and a big skirt that really flattered her somehow, but it was blue and I am just not sure about blue on her for some reason.

That's the link I posted above I think . . .

Blue goes best with blue eyes. My own eyes are green-to-hazel-to-brown so I tend to wear green shirts.

The African-American women should aim to the crimson, or shades of tan, or colours which don't exist on humans (purple?), or white or black with the aim on style rather than colour.

Full-on black women from Sudan, as with really really white women from Finland: they're a canvas, not a colour. So they can wear black and/or white, or rainbow.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2015 08:42 PM (AVEe1)

353 People are not being sensible here. After all, Al Jazeera should KNOW a lot better than most of us do what constitutes extreme Islam. I defer to the experts: it is NOT extreme Islam that is the problem; it is simply Islam. That is very clarifying, and we should be thankful to Al Jazeera for pointing out the error in our thoughts.

Posted by: JeffM at January 28, 2015 08:42 PM (r7i2H)

354 heh, they didn't say anything about "goatfucker," either - that still okay?

Posted by: Peaches at January 28, 2015 08:43 PM (6uib1)

355 Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 08:16 PM (Pauop)

she seems to me to be very similar to Condaleeza Rice in build. Rice usually looks very put together during public appearances, but she also doesn't look like she resents being wherever she is. Having a pleasant expression makes a huge difference compared to M.O.'s usual "I'm going to bite the first person who speaks to me" look.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 28, 2015 08:43 PM (GDulk)

356 Condi is 5'6".

Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2015 08:45 PM (MDgS8)

357 SYNATST

Sorry,
You're
Not
Allowed
To
Say
That

Posted by: seamrog at January 28, 2015 08:45 PM (RGWOx)

358 i dunno Condi always looks sleek , slim and classy.

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2015 08:45 PM (nqBYe)

359 I think the huge garish prints are a function of her height. Can't wear little prints. Should prolly stick with solid colors

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 08:45 PM (zOTsN)

360 Condi is human.

So....

Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2015 08:46 PM (MDgS8)

361 Condi can wear the black leather boots. Michelle couldn't pull that off.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 28, 2015 08:46 PM (cNJvW)

362 Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2015 08:45 PM (MDgS

Wow, really? Somehow I had gotten the impression that she was much taller. Not sure how though, just seems like I *always* thought she was at least 5' 10".

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 28, 2015 08:47 PM (GDulk)

363 358 Posted by: willow at January 28, 2015 08:45 PM (nqBYe)

Condi wears her boots like a champ and her smile with grace...

Libs loved saying she was light in the loafers and I loved saying I don't give a damn she is good at her job....

*imagine that* Libs hating a minority female they claimed was gay....

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 08:47 PM (/4AZU)

364 359 I think the huge garish prints are a function of her height. Can't wear little prints. Should prolly stick with solid colors
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January

Burlap bag
Garbage bag

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 08:47 PM (YOPoU)

365 Condi can wear the black leather boots. Michelle couldn't pull that off.

What if Michelle was wearing leather all over?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2015 08:48 PM (AVEe1)

366 362 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 28, 2015 08:47 PM (GDulk)

Ms Rice was rather fond of wearing boots and 3 inch high heels...

She had a grace worthy of the diplomatic corps of antiquity...


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 08:48 PM (/4AZU)

367 Carlos van Meek = meek chuck

Posted by: seamrog at January 28, 2015 08:48 PM (RGWOx)

368 So I was hearing on the radio on the way home from work that the city is selling parking spots (cause obviously we have too many parking spots downtown, god I hate cities) to individuals to make mini parks out of. One person bought the spot outside their store to put a park bench in.


I'd like to buy one and commission a collapsible sculpture of my car. That way I could go there, collapse the sculpture and park my car there and no one would know the difference, and I'd always have a parking spot.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 28, 2015 08:48 PM (6fyGz)

369 364 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 08:47 PM (YOPoU)


the pelt of a newly slain Rhino...

"flattering things"

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 08:48 PM (/4AZU)

370 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2015 08:48 PM (AVEe1)

Including the leather S&M mask?

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 28, 2015 08:48 PM (cNJvW)

371 Polliwog if I'm lyin to you the intertubes are lyin to me.


I never got the impression she was tall.

Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2015 08:49 PM (MDgS8)

372 RBF
Or she's not resting.
Posted by: DaveA at January 28, 2015 08:24 PM

Wut is RBF, I'm ignurnt on this?

Posted by: Farmer at January 28, 2015 08:49 PM (o/90i)

373
real
big
feet?

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2015 08:50 PM (nqBYe)

374 Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 08:48 PM (/4AZU)

I guess that would be pretty close to the difference between reality and perception. Guess I'm only an honorary 'Ette since I never noticed her shoes .

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 28, 2015 08:50 PM (GDulk)

375 Sven @ 298- Badasses indeed.
CDR Wilhelm CO, if I recall. (66 year old brain, if not body). Thanks, Bro. Snag yoself a sammich at Piggie Park on my tab!

Posted by: Eromero at January 28, 2015 08:51 PM (go5uR)

376 What if Michelle was wearing leather all over?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2015 08:48 PM (AVEe1)


So, the Michelle Obama Dominatrix look? I'll pass.

Posted by: cm9000 at January 28, 2015 08:51 PM (8zCR+)

377 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2015 08:42 PM (AVEe1)


Nah, I am not crazy about that one. It gives her armpit boob.

Hold on, I"ll find the one I mean.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 08:51 PM (Pauop)

378 And speaking of Condi, has she expressed any desire to get back into government service? What position would you give her in a new administration? (Fully expecting someone to say "horizontal").

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 28, 2015 08:51 PM (KH1sk)

379 resting bitch face

Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 08:51 PM (MYCIw)

380 You'd be amazed how well Arab men treat a woman with a SAW...or a 240B.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 08:51 PM (OsWis)

381 374 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 28, 2015 08:50 PM (GDulk)

No ma'am...you're a star 'ette...

I'm the "honorary ette" I guess...

anyhow it really angered me the way they treated her.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 08:52 PM (/4AZU)

382 Yeah, one does get the impression that Michelle would enjoy it too much. Don't ever forget your safe-word

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2015 08:52 PM (AVEe1)

383 Being in full battle rattle helps also.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 08:52 PM (OsWis)

384 Resting bitch face......hah

Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2015 08:52 PM (MDgS8)

385 Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2015 08:49 PM (MDgS

I'm not doubting you, especially since I don't think I've ever heard a specific height mentioned. Maybe it's just that Rice has a lot more "presence" than FLOTUS.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 28, 2015 08:53 PM (GDulk)

386 Lauren Oo

yes thats exactly correct

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2015 08:53 PM (nqBYe)

387 Give Condi a job where she can learn Russian. Oh that is right, she got by fine without it.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 28, 2015 08:53 PM (WNERA)

388 I can do a good RBF, when in the mood.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 08:53 PM (OsWis)

389 Resting Bitch Face.

I am getting one myself and my mama has it, too.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 08:53 PM (Pauop)

390 What if Michelle was wearing leather all over?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2015 08:48 PM (AVEe1)

Cattle extinction

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 08:53 PM (YOPoU)

391 Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 28, 2015 08:51 PM (KH1sk)


Some type of liaison job with Russia. Can't waste her Russian fluency.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 28, 2015 08:54 PM (cNJvW)

392 380 Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 08:51 PM (OsWis)

I think my personal fave is the M-203 lasses...

Wife has never been a grenadier yet...

I was a grenadier slinging TOW gunner.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 08:54 PM (/4AZU)

393 390 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 08:53 PM (YOPoU)

There are more Nagas....

we have used their hides...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 08:55 PM (/4AZU)

394 I like the 203...prefer the Mk-19.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 08:55 PM (OsWis)

395 Okay. here it is.

Now, I don't say I like the gown overall, it's kind of oddly grannyish, though I can't say why.

But it flatters her shape, and the neckline is nice on her.

Plus, it's more elegant than her usual choices.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/11/michelle-obama-state-dinner-2014_n_4770550.html

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 08:56 PM (Pauop)

396 I can do a good RBF, when in the mood.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 08:53 PM (OsWis)
-----
But it's not your default "resting" setting, as is the case with La Mooch. She is quite passable when smiling, but you can see the strain in the spackle and the foundation cannot hold.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 28, 2015 08:56 PM (KH1sk)

397 first time I fired a Mk-19...it was love at first...blast.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 08:56 PM (OsWis)

398 382 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2015 08:52 PM (AVEe1)

PALOMINO


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 08:57 PM (/4AZU)

399 How about a euphemism like "Silicon Dioxide African-American"

Posted by: Roy at January 28, 2015 08:57 PM (fWLrt)

400 396,

True.

The RBF does work with dumbass joes that think you're playing when you tell them to vacuum the parking lot and make 'vroom-vroom' sounds since they wanted to be late for formations.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 08:58 PM (OsWis)

401 Cracking dicks, Mooch, and now the sadness that is Bruce Jenner?
This thread is spiraling.
Were all gonna die.
Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2015 08:30 PM

You mean this has gotten out of hand? What movie is that quote from? I know, I read it here recently, but I'm getting old and losing my memory.

Posted by: Farmer at January 28, 2015 08:58 PM (o/90i)

402
393 390 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 08:53 PM (YOPoU)

There are more Nagas....

we have used their hides...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 08:55 PM (/4AZU)

Hillary's choice

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 08:59 PM (YOPoU)

403 Anybody catch wesley clark's comments on kelly file? Effing worthless.

Posted by: fastfreefall at January 28, 2015 08:59 PM (VmS5M)

404 oh, and Al's Jizz can eat a bag of dicks.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 08:59 PM (OsWis)

405 Farmer......part Aliens and part Star Wars.

Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2015 09:00 PM (MDgS8)

406 396 Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 28, 2015 08:56 PM (KH1sk)

http://youtu.be/eYJP93wQ7lM

Kernkraft 400 Stadium Chant

"The Bear Are Who We Thought She Were!"

http://tinyurl.com/l2s8xed

Aunt Michelle

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 09:00 PM (/4AZU)

407 403,

most general's are nowadays...take the JCoS for example.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:00 PM (OsWis)

408 generals

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:00 PM (OsWis)

409 Wesley Clark is a frigging disgrace.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 28, 2015 09:01 PM (yxw0r)

410 Is Wesley still banging that Chinese chick who I'm sure is totes not on the PLA payroll?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 28, 2015 09:01 PM (KH1sk)

411
This business will get out of control.It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 28, 2015 09:01 PM (jeCnD)

412 That's from a son of a general officer.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 28, 2015 09:01 PM (yxw0r)

413 Tammy that is pretty although i think they should have also carried the lace over the blue taffeta down the skirt

Her best look to me was the torqouise dress a few clicks later , she looked fresher

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2015 09:02 PM (nqBYe)

414 Ans her very best look, to me, by far.

I just love how he's looking at her here, too. ( scroll down a tad)


http://tinyurl.com/ncnrxan

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 09:02 PM (Pauop)

415 Ugh, Wesley Clark. I dated a guy who was all about Wesley Clark way back when. I was liberal then, but even liberal Lauren wanted to punch him in the face.

Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 09:02 PM (MYCIw)

416 Tammy : *flips*

Maroon. She's good in maroon. Generally. (Also purple but I've mentioned this.)

Blue on her draws the eyes, and if she's wearing a dark blouse and a blue skirt then the ensemble's drawing my eyes to her pelvis, which I'm not wanting my eyes to be drawn to.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2015 09:02 PM (AVEe1)

417 409 Wesley Clark is a frigging disgrace.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 28, 2015 09:01 PM (yxw0r)

What gave it away? Bosnia?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 09:02 PM (YOPoU)

418 410 Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 28, 2015 09:01 PM (KH1sk)

Like a Chimney Sweep in Mary Poppins buddy...

http://youtu.be/xyzrKJAu9Rk

Chim Chim Chimcheree

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 09:02 PM (/4AZU)

419
You mean this has gotten out of hand? What
movie is that quote from? I know, I read it here recently, but I'm
getting old and losing my memory.



Posted by: Farmer at January 28, 2015 08:58 PM (o/90i)


Hunt For Red October?

Posted by: cm9000 at January 28, 2015 09:02 PM (8zCR+)

420 You'd be amazed how well Arab men treat a woman with a SAW...or a 240B.





Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 08:51 PM (OsWis)




I LOL'd.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 28, 2015 09:03 PM (6fyGz)

421 Farmer......part Aliens and part Star Wars.
Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2015 09:00 PM

TY eleven.

I'm getting old and forgetful, but also drunk. I'm thinking I like the drunk part better.

Posted by: Farmer at January 28, 2015 09:03 PM (o/90i)

422 Posted by: willow at January 28, 2015 09:02 PM (nqBYe)


Agree about the lace. I just can't figure out why the dress looked good on her overall.... it's really kind of old lady-ish, but I thought she really pulled it off well.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 09:04 PM (Pauop)

423 That sorta bitch doesn't rest. So I'm going to go with Raging Bitch Face.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 09:05 PM (OBxdH)

424 415 Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 09:02 PM (MYCIw)

Libs are funny people and ABSOLUTELY un slef aware...

Barry is trying to get us back in a danger hot land war in Iraq/Syria and arguably already has...

"no problem"

also no AUMF but hey you can't have it all right?

Reagan wassa gonna start WW3...

right-o and Wesley Crusher USA 4 Star Asshole almost started WW3 on a peacekeeping mission...

I mean it's entertaining when they lack power...

WHO IS LAUGHING NOW SVEN?

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 09:05 PM (/4AZU)

425 Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 08:51 PM (OsWis)


ROTFLMAO!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 09:06 PM (Pauop)

426 This business will get out of control.It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.
Posted by: irongrampa
------------

As someone here said the other day, welcome to the summer of 1914.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 09:06 PM (l1zOH)

427 What gave it away? Bosnia?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 09:02 PM (YOPoU)

Dad never said it outright, but there are real generals, and there are political generals. Unfortunately, per the comment on The Hunt for Red October, not all political generals "slip on tea."

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 28, 2015 09:07 PM (yxw0r)

428 GGE,

It takes a few buttstrokes, but they do learn...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:07 PM (OsWis)

429 Sven, I too am blessed with Monkey Mind, but even I am not connecting the dots on your selections.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 28, 2015 09:07 PM (KH1sk)

430 News popping up around the news sites, Raul Castro has a long list of demands including the Naval Base. They want it back.

We are reaching ludacris velocity and continuing to accelerate to warp speed. Forward, to the glorious future comrades.

Posted by: Ned Grunchlk at January 28, 2015 09:07 PM (03qpe)

431 Actually cm9000 is right .....Hunt for Red October sounds right.

Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2015 09:07 PM (MDgS8)

432 430 Posted by: Ned Grunchlk at January 28, 2015 09:07 PM (03qpe)

hey I called him gifting back 'gitmo the second OUR El jefe unilaterally said "don't move Raul I ain't done yet"

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 09:08 PM (/4AZU)

433 Zim, she does look awesome in purple. She can actually wear that chartruese/acidy green rather well, too. The first one, I think... very striking, edgy, but still classy to me.

http://tinyurl.com/lhhwv7p

You should NOT be casting your eyes on the First Pelvis, mister!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 09:08 PM (Pauop)

434 429 Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 28, 2015 09:07 PM (KH1sk)

Chimney sweeps go bodily down...

never mind...


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 09:09 PM (/4AZU)

435 Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 09:05 PM (OBxdH)

LOL! And hello!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 09:09 PM (Pauop)

436 Posted by: Ned Grunchlk at January 28, 2015 09:07 PM (03qpe)

And last week I'm sure the Obama admin did a 'wink wink... nudge nudge... ask for Gitmo' when they were in Cuba....

So this week they can say.... 'see? we HAVE to close Gitmo and give it back...'...

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 28, 2015 09:10 PM (qh617)

437 I'll be glad when the burning times get here.

It'll be nice to ransack Ft Hood for my needs.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:11 PM (OsWis)

438 LOL! And hello!
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 09:09 PM (Pauop)

*****
Evening Tammy and Horde. Are of the things solved yet?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 09:12 PM (o/3Hk)

439 Mooch wears unflattering clothes because when she buys nice dresses TFG keeps playing dress up in it with Reggie.

Posted by: @votermom at January 28, 2015 09:13 PM (cbfNE)

440 438 Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 09:12 PM (o/3Hk)

Nothing solved but resolved that it was nice to see Islamia run up against Worf's ego...

in the correct tent and with a proper handler(ideally armed with a stun gun) she can look dignified if still like a cornered animal

Condi wears boots well...

Al Jizzya and Barry are strangely aligned on acceptable language....

and We are getting rolled by a dying commie regime.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 09:14 PM (/4AZU)

441 348

""Are all of the things solved yet?" Sheesh.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 09:14 PM (o/3Hk)

442 439 Posted by: @votermom at January 28, 2015 09:13 PM (cbfNE)

BUT BRONK WORF AND I HAVE DIFFERENT T ZONES!

//R Love confessions coming to BET

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 09:14 PM (/4AZU)

443 439,

so funny, yet so fucking pathetic at the same time.

my country is being ran into the ground by an effeminate douchnozzle who has more estrogen than I do.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:15 PM (OsWis)

444 443 Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:15 PM (OsWis)

Ayers always told me those were gumballs...

//Bronko Bama

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 09:16 PM (/4AZU)

445 Nothing solved but resolved that it was nice to see Islamia run up against Worf's ego...

in the correct tent and with a proper handler(ideally armed with a stun gun) she can look dignified if still like a cornered animal

Condi wears boots well...

Al Jizzya and Barry are strangely aligned on acceptable language....

and We are getting rolled by a dying commie regime.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 09:14 PM (/4AZU)

******

So, just another Wednesday in King Barrytopia. SNAFU. Got it.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 09:16 PM (o/3Hk)

446 445 Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 09:16 PM (o/3Hk)

It ain't called hump day for nothing...

man I am gonna get in the top 10 based on two days of posting....

I need a hobby

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 09:17 PM (/4AZU)

447 I can almost sympathize with the dude who stole a tank and with no fucks to give, went on a rampage.

I have had similar thoughts.

Unfortunately, sanity returned.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:18 PM (OsWis)

448 433 Zim, she does look awesome in purple. She can actually wear that chartruese/acidy green rather well, too. The first one, I think... very striking, edgy, but still classy to me.

http://tinyurl.com/lhhwv7p

You should NOT be casting your eyes on the First Pelvis, mister!
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 09:08 PM (Pauop)

One dress has the color of calf scours

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 09:18 PM (YOPoU)

449 my country is being ran into the ground by an effeminate douchnozzle who has more estrogen than I do.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:15 PM (OsWis)



You're most likely more of a man than he will ever be and more of a woman than he will ever have.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 28, 2015 09:19 PM (6fyGz)

450 irish beat duke, what a game

Posted by: Feh at January 28, 2015 09:21 PM (g/zj9)

451 I just got followed by "Titans" on Twatter...

they are shilling underwear...

I live in a strange era

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 09:21 PM (/4AZU)

452 I need a hobby
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 09:17 PM (/4AZU)

******

I maintain that posting here IS A hobby....for all of those who enjoy mind numbingly ragestrokey news about 8 hours a day....when the boss is feeling good and all.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 09:22 PM (OBxdH)

453 I can almost sympathize with the dude who stole a tank and with no fucks to give, went on a rampage.



I have had similar thoughts.



Unfortunately, sanity returned.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:18 PM (OsWis)



If I ever stole a tank and went on a rampage I'd want it armed and I'd want to be in Washington DC.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 28, 2015 09:23 PM (6fyGz)

454 437 I'll be glad when the burning times get here.

It'll be nice to ransack Ft Hood for my needs.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:11 PM (OsWis)


Already have a few Guard Armories picked out.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaroland at January 28, 2015 09:23 PM (mru3R)

455 452 Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 09:22 PM (OBxdH)

If I were to set up a Bruce Lee style electro shock keyboard it would at a minimum be a workout for me...

*my* lightbill would be 5 figures...

but a workout.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 09:23 PM (/4AZU)

456 hey I called him gifting back 'gitmo the second OUR El jefe unilaterally said "don't move Raul I ain't done yet"


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 09:08 PM (/4AZU)

No points for that one Sven, it was too obvious a win-win to give away Gitmo!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 28, 2015 09:23 PM (ftVQq)

457 http://youtu.be/g10pMGVmhts

"Fires of Kuwait"

Hellfighter documentary

You know what I see?

"A good start"

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 09:24 PM (/4AZU)

458 453,454...

Good. Then we are all in agreement then.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:25 PM (OsWis)

459 Obama would give away the Panama canal but that was already done.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 28, 2015 09:25 PM (WNERA)

460 " Raul Castro has a long list of demands including the Naval Base. They want it back.
"


According the agreement we signed with Cuba in 1899 both sides have to agree with the future of the base for its status to change. If Cuba say's "we want it back" and we say "go fcuk yourself" then we keep it.

The only way Cuba gets it back is if we say "here, have it back." And nothing would surprise me anymore.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 09:25 PM (cGwhZ)

461 456 Posted by: Hrothgar at January 28, 2015 09:23 PM (ftVQq)

He's not exactly a hard guy to reverse engineer...

in every situation what hurts America the most and gains us the least...?

It's how I have his Bowe Bergdahl idiocy pegged.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 09:25 PM (/4AZU)

462 Good. Then we are all in agreement then.



Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:25 PM (OsWis)



Someone would have to show me how to work the damn thing.

Hey, I was a Navy airplane fixer not a tank driver.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 28, 2015 09:26 PM (6fyGz)

463 "The only way Cuba gets it back is if we say "here, have it back." And nothing would surprise me anymore."

So it's going back.

Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 09:26 PM (MYCIw)

464 "And yet, when we attempt to protect these venal little monsters, what do they do? They accuse us of being violent warmongers.
For protecting them."


Mark Steyn wrote something a while back pointing out that if the Islamists were to take over he already had a beard so he would just have to take an extra wife or two to get along.


Part of Barack Obama's legacy as President has been an enormous gulf of enmity between the left and right in this country coupled with a loss of legitimacy due to the politicization of government agencies like the IRS and a breaking of the traditional bonds of shared citizenship that caused us to defend fellow Americans regardless of their politics.


They don't want to do the things that will keep them safe from the barbarians. Why should we?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 28, 2015 09:26 PM (KDbAT)

465 my country is being ran into the ground by an effeminate douchnozzle who has more estrogen than I do.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:15 PM (OsWis)


Problem is Valerie Jarrett has bigger balls than you and she is running the country.

Posted by: cm9000 at January 28, 2015 09:26 PM (8zCR+)

466 460 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 09:25 PM (cGwhZ)

That agreement was made back when we were a Republic with American Presidents.

We've "evolved"

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 09:27 PM (/4AZU)

467 Ricardo,

I have a feeling that it is in the works as we speak.

Like that jumbo-eared, purple-lipped worm wouldn't.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:27 PM (OsWis)

468 465,

get me in a room with just me and her...we'll settle that shit with a quickness.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:28 PM (OsWis)

469 https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=3v98CPXNiSkfeature=player_detailpagex-yt-cl=84924572x-yt-ts=1422411861

Posted by: DaveA at January 28, 2015 09:29 PM (DL2i+)

470 "459
Obama would give away the Panama canal but that was already done.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 28, 2015 09:25 PM (WNERA)"

There is still Alaska. He could give it back to the Russians.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 28, 2015 09:29 PM (KDbAT)

471 cm,

Never knew you were such a fan of Valerie's.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:29 PM (OsWis)

472 Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 09:25 PM (/4AZU)\


Philosophical question: If Obama had been President in the appropriate eras, at what rank would Blackjack Pershing and George S Patton been RIF'ed?

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 28, 2015 09:29 PM (ftVQq)

473 You're most likely more of a man than he will ever be and more of a woman than he will ever have.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 28, 2015 09:19 PM (6fyGz)


Amen.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 09:29 PM (Pauop)

474 So it's going back.
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 09:26 PM (MYCIw)

******

If history is any indicator, via Obumbles we will fully update it and fill it with weapons and ordnance before whatever tough deal with them he secures.

Maybe 5 boxes of cigars and a few pounds of sweet bubble cush?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 09:30 PM (o/3Hk)

475 Someone would have to show me how to work the damn thing.

Posted by: GGE
--------------

Wait..., is that Mustang an..., an..., automatic?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 09:30 PM (l1zOH)

476 463 "The only way Cuba gets it back is if we say "here, have it back." And nothing would surprise me anymore."

So it's going back.
Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 09:26 PM (MYCIw

Post haste.

And the GOPe will let it go. No confrontation

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 09:30 PM (YOPoU)

477 Hunt For Red October?
Posted by: cm9000 at January 28, 2015 09:02 PM

I think we have a winner here! Ding, ding, ding.

Googled it and at a short glance that seemed to be the consensus.

TY cm.

Posted by: Farmer at January 28, 2015 09:30 PM (o/90i)

478 There is still Alaska. He could give it back to the Russians.


Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 28, 2015 09:29 PM (KDbAT)


IIRC, he already gave back some islands with oil field potential!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 28, 2015 09:30 PM (ftVQq)

479 Like I said, nothing would surprise me anymore. Not a damn thing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 09:31 PM (cGwhZ)

480 GGE,

Tanks are too easy...and fun.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:32 PM (OsWis)

481 I like that Excedrin has been advertising on here lately. It's like they know we're all in constant pain from King Obama.

Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 09:32 PM (MYCIw)

482
If I ever stole a tank and went on a rampage I'd want it armed and I'd want to be in Washington DC.


Truly, an M1A1 on the Beltway at rush hour is the stuff of a million fantasies. Just at Kate Upton and viola! A 21st century Valhalla...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at January 28, 2015 09:32 PM (m9V0o)

483 I like that Excedrin has been advertising on here lately. It's like they know we're all in constant pain from King Obama.
--------------

Just take a fistful..., bleed out slowly from the ulcerated stomach.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 09:33 PM (l1zOH)

484 582,

I'm grinning ear to fucking ear just imagining it...teeeheee.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:33 PM (OsWis)

485 Tanks are too easy...and fun.
Posted by: SMFH
-------------------
Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Michael Dukakis at January 28, 2015 09:34 PM (l1zOH)

486
cm,



Never knew you were such a fan of Valerie's.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:29 PM (OsWis)


Not a fan but just sayin'

Posted by: cm9000 at January 28, 2015 09:34 PM (8zCR+)

487 my bad, 482

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:34 PM (OsWis)

488 472 Posted by: Hrothgar at January 28, 2015 09:29 PM (ftVQq)

Never...

Obama even if he were passing as white would NEVER have gotten in office...

we didn't used to elect outright open marxists.

However playing along....

Patton would have been severely punished for his antics vs Pancho Villa...

and Blackjack would not have risen past maybe Captain under President Ogabe...

Pershing only made his rank b/c TR personally intervened and was enthused by "Buffalo Six"....

without personal intervention, which Obama would not give when so many political generals would be willing to slobber his knob in DC Pershing *may* have made Brigade command in WW1 had he not retired.


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 09:34 PM (/4AZU)

489 485,

I was waiting for someone to sock that idiot...lol.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:35 PM (OsWis)

490 get me in a room with just me and her...we'll settle that shit with a quickness.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:28 PM (OsWis)




Ten bucks on the 'ette.


Wait..., is that Mustang an..., an..., automatic?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 09:30 PM (l1zOH)



Yes, in fact it is. Faster on the strip (no missed shifts, not that I race it cause convertible). The Subi is a stick though.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 28, 2015 09:35 PM (6fyGz)

491 Ten bucks on the 'ette.

I believe the legal tender in such wagers is the "Qatloo".

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2015 09:37 PM (AVEe1)

492 a brazillion qaloos on the ette.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 28, 2015 09:39 PM (WNERA)

493 "and viola!"


So, you play the viola?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 09:40 PM (cGwhZ)

494 add a missing t
thank you

Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 28, 2015 09:40 PM (WNERA)

495 Gah. I like to look at Megan Kelly, but WILL NO ONE RID ME OF THIS MEDDLESOME SOUTHERN BAPTIST PREACHER????

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 28, 2015 09:40 PM (yxw0r)

496 Gah. I like to look at Megan Kelly, but WILL NO ONE RID ME OF THIS MEDDLESOME SOUTHERN BAPTIST PREACHER????
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 28, 2015 09:40 PM (yxw0r)

******

Soon.....

Posted by: Diabetes at January 28, 2015 09:42 PM (xrURQ)

497 WILL NO ONE RID ME OF THIS MEDDLESOME SOUTHERN BAPTIST PREACHER????

Megyn did a great job.

Posted by: JDub (was BunkerintheBurbs) at January 28, 2015 09:42 PM (X3xYu)

498 The Subi is a stick though.
Posted by: GGE
--------------

* grudgingly validates Mancard *

I wouldn't have done that if it was a Mopar.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 09:42 PM (l1zOH)

499 " WILL NO ONE RID ME OF THIS MEDDLESOME SOUTHERN BAPTIST PREACHER????"


Ah, Huckabee, yeah. There is a button on the remote labeled "Off." Does the trick every time.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 09:43 PM (cGwhZ)

500 Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 28, 2015 09:40 PM (yxw0r)

Rid? Rid of Huckabee?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 09:43 PM (YOPoU)

501 Rid of Huckabee?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
--------

Did you miss this afternoons Huckabee curb-stomping?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 09:44 PM (l1zOH)

502 Ah, Huckabee, yeah. There is a button on the remote labeled "Off." Does the trick every time.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 09:43 PM (cGwhZ)


You are wise, sensei.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 28, 2015 09:44 PM (yxw0r)

503 Off with the hyperglycemic sock

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 09:45 PM (xrURQ)

504 501,

hahaha...yeah, that was a fun thread...

Good thing I ran out of fucks a long time ago in regards to my "potty mouth".

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:46 PM (OsWis)

505 He thinks Ms Kelly is "trashy"

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 09:46 PM (zOTsN)

506 Did you miss this afternoons Huckabee curb-stomping?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 09

Why yes I did.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 09:46 PM (YOPoU)

507 505
He thinks Ms Kelly is "trashy"

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 09:46 PM (zOTsN)



Sweet fancy Elvis, I hope she is.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 28, 2015 09:47 PM (yxw0r)

508 And no, I don't drop f-bombs all over the place.

I wouldn't have much of a tutoring job if I cussed out the special snowflakes whenever they pissed me off.

Though I have to admit, it would be so much fun.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:47 PM (OsWis)

509 Why yes I did.
Posted by: Misanthropic
------------------------------

Well, it's best not started again.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 09:48 PM (l1zOH)

510 "I can almost sympathize with the dude who stole a tank and with no fucks to give, went on a rampage.
I have had similar thoughts.
Unfortunately, sanity returned.
"
-Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:18 PM (OsWis)

Damnit All To Hell with this Sanity and Care for Humanity, already!!!

These "consequences" can't be real... right?

damnit!

So... let me get this straight:

I can't just run amok and allow my vindictive nature to overwhelm me; so as to mow down hundreds of those I deem "Idiots" through my own warped sense of righteous indignation?

Damn You, "Conscience"!!!

I'd like to go back to the days where I could lay beat-downs on the deserving, as I saw fit. I call those "When I Went to Bars" - days.

Ahhhh... so many stitches. Mostly for "The Other Guy".

...but a few broken bones and stitches for me, as well. More than I'd like to admit.

I'd love to regale you with a feast of Justice-Sized Beat-Downs, but they are only fun...

...until you get arrested.

Stupid "learning" and "conscience".

...and that Dumb-Ol' "God".

If He weren't around, I might just get back out there and party.

...until I got arrested.

-Stupid Judges and Jail.

-Youth is wasted on the Young.





Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 09:48 PM (16bOT)

511 Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 09:34 PM (/4AZU)

Sounds about right. I would have gone with Pershing making CPT and Patton making it to 1LT before they joined the bread lines!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 28, 2015 09:48 PM (ftVQq)

512 506,

The Huckster frowns on women cussing...big surprise there.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:48 PM (OsWis)

513 508 Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:47 PM (OsWis)

You are not allowed to directly and personally F bomb students anymore at Ft Jackson...

it is a very different army...


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 28, 2015 09:49 PM (/4AZU)

514 Haha Slap!

Hey stranger!

And yes, it is so unfair.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:49 PM (OsWis)

515 "If Obama had been President in the appropriate eras,.."

Hrothgar :

Question is, what language would we be speaking?

German?
French??

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 28, 2015 09:50 PM (KG0mU)

516 ...until I got arrested.

-Stupid Judges and Jail.

-Youth is wasted on the Young.





Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 09:48 PM (16bOT)

*******

Ummmm.....Good Evening?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 09:50 PM (xrURQ)

517 "Ummmm.....Good Evening?"
-Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 09:50 PM (xrURQ)

'Sup?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 09:50 PM (16bOT)

518 I guess women at Fox cussed in business meetings and he declared them "trashy" and sewed the letter "T" on their garments

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 09:50 PM (zOTsN)

519 509 Why yes I did.
Posted by: Misanthropic
------------------------------

Well, it's best not started again.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 09:48 PM (l1zOH)

I trust your judgment Mr. Hammer

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 09:51 PM (YOPoU)

520 -Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:49 PM (OsWis

Hiya', Darlin'!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 09:51 PM (16bOT)

521 "I can't just run amok and allow my vindictive nature to overwhelm me; so
as to mow down hundreds of those I deem "Idiots" through my own warped
sense of righteous indignation?"



Strictly the purview of Muslim "freedom fighters", my friend.

And if you lift a finger to disagree you are a racist.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 09:51 PM (cGwhZ)

522 And the tank guy? That was in my town.

The COPS SHOT AN UNARMED MAN!!!

well, except for the, you know, tank and stuff..

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 28, 2015 09:51 PM (KG0mU)

523 518,

*wipes screen*

I can actually see him doing that shit.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:51 PM (OsWis)

524 You Can't Say ..."Jihad" or "Islamism"

But you can anagram it into I Had Liam's Jism. Which, surprisingly, is not the first time I've said that.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 28, 2015 09:51 PM (FcR7P)

525 515 "If Obama had been President in the appropriate eras,.."

Hrothgar :

Question is, what language would we be speaking?

German?
French??

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 28, 2015 09:50 PM (KG0mU)

Coup

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 09:52 PM (YOPoU)

526 Guess he didn't like "Fuckabee"

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 09:53 PM (zOTsN)

527 'Sup?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 09:50 PM (16bOT)

*******

Juwt another day in Free Market Jesus Paradise. You?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 09:53 PM (OBxdH)

528 The Fox ladies likely called Huckabee a useless turd of a governor and accused him of sucking ass in his primary run in 2008

Maybe they can claim truth as a defence

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2015 09:55 PM (AVEe1)

529 If he were in the military and they knew it bothered him, that's all they would call him. "Fuckabee" morning, noon and night. Without end

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 09:55 PM (zOTsN)

530 "Guess he didn't like "Fuckabee""

ThunderB, that is a precise psychoanalysis -- he got mercilessly mocked as a child.



Problem is, it was his by his mom.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 28, 2015 09:56 PM (KG0mU)

531 I need the brain and eye bleach. TLC My Strange Addiction.

Adam is addicted to looking like the Material Girl version of Madonna.

I changed channels quickly.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 28, 2015 09:56 PM (+6nI6)

532 Huck's just sad he was never asked to sit in the leg chair on Red Eye

Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 09:56 PM (MYCIw)

533 Huckabee is another Democrat plant. OOPS! Did I say, "Another?"

Posted by: Ross Perot at January 28, 2015 09:56 PM (fBxC6)

534 529,

So true. It would be never-ending.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 09:57 PM (OsWis)

535 I wouldn't have done that if it was a Mopar.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 09:42 PM (l1zOH)



(my Rampage was a stick, too...in fact, I pulled out the 4 speed and put in a 5, from a Shelby Charger)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 28, 2015 09:58 PM (6fyGz)

536 I know a guy who wanted an Indian name. So they called him Two Dogs

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 09:58 PM (zOTsN)

537 Late to the party...

Islam is as Muslims do.



Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 28, 2015 09:59 PM (NaeCR)

538 " So they called him Two Dogs"


Okay, I've seen this joke before. Just can't remember the punch.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 10:00 PM (cGwhZ)

539 "Strictly the purview of Muslim "freedom fighters", my friend.
And if you lift a finger to disagree you are a racist.
"
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 09:51 PM (cGwhZ)

I'm not sure what this means, but it seems like English.

-I'll allow it.

My little rant had to do with unlawful behavior, as witnessed by my personal vitriol against Humanity.

Thus comparing societal "norms".

One includes excuses, pardons and rewards for abhorrent behavior. The other includes punishment for crimes committed against Your Fellow Man.

Within the confines of a society whose purpose is to undermine anything other than Moslem Dominance - ?

I get it.

Otherwise, I'll simply learn from my mistakes.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 10:01 PM (16bOT)

540 Indian chief names baby after the first thing he sees after the baby is born

Flying eagle

Running deer

Two dogs fucking

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 10:01 PM (zOTsN)

541
Did Megyn intro the fat bass player as Fuckabee again? Because that shit was fucking high-larious.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2015 10:02 PM (krgKs)

542 "Just another day in Free Market Jesus Paradise. You?"
-Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 09:53 PM (OBxdH)

Hoping to get another shot at Free Market Jesus Paradise"... lol.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 10:02 PM (16bOT)

543 "I get it."


Was I obtuse? That was not my intention. Sarcasm was my intention.

Vitriol against humanity is a huge player.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 10:04 PM (cGwhZ)

544 "Did Megyn intro the fat bass player as Fuckabee again? Because that shit was fucking high-larious.[/i9]"
-Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2015 10:02 PM (krgKs

She ran it as a self-effacing "replay"...LOL.

She's hotter than the Earth's Core.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 10:05 PM (16bOT)

545 540
Indian chief names baby after the first thing he sees after the baby is born



Flying eagle



Running deer



Two dogs fucking

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 10:01 PM (zOTsN)




Why is "Wife Nagging" never the obvious choice?

Posted by: Just some guy at January 28, 2015 10:05 PM (yxw0r)

546 Sorry. Tired

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 10:06 PM (zOTsN)

547 "Two dogs fucking"


Was there ever an Indian.........Native American.......named that?


Searching banks. Not ruling out but not remembering it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 10:06 PM (cGwhZ)

548 Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 28, 2015 09:50 PM (KG0mU)

My guess is that the elites would be speaking German while English survived as the language of the peasants!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 28, 2015 10:06 PM (ftVQq)

549 And, of course, it's not

"Extremism," "Terrorism," "Jihad" or (of course) "Islamism"

OK, it's just muslims being muslim.
That the way they want it.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 28, 2015 10:06 PM (NaeCR)

550 Why is "Wife Nagging" never the obvious choice?
Posted by: Just some guy at January 28, 2015 10:05 PM (yxw0r)

Talk about a war on wymenz

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 10:06 PM (YOPoU)

551 Why is "Wife Nagging" never the obvious choice?
Posted by: Just some guy at January 28, 2015 10:05 PM (yxw0r)

******
Because it was a womynz typing the jo....never mind.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 10:07 PM (xrURQ)

552 -Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 10:04 PM (cGwhZ)

I may or may not be drinking Budweisers.

--The King of Beers.

-For All I Be?

...This Bud's for me.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 10:07 PM (16bOT)

553 Went to college with a girl whose last name was Kills Pretty Enemy

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 10:07 PM (zOTsN)

554 Someone needs to cunt punch this goat fucking tribe right in their jizz dumpsters. 600 Megatons split between Tehran, Medina, Mecca, Tripoli, Damascus and Riyadh ought to do the job.

Posted by: Lurker at January 28, 2015 10:08 PM (UsgHM)

555 "Four dogs fucking one bitch" is not uncommon though.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 28, 2015 10:08 PM (NaeCR)

556 Went to college with a girl whose last name was Kills Pretty Enemy

In English? Or Boiled Bunnies?

Posted by: CM at January 28, 2015 10:08 PM (0NdlF)

557 I never asked

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 10:09 PM (zOTsN)

558
/whips out plunger/arm thing

EXTERMINATE this thread!

EXTERMINATE!

EXTERMINATE!

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 28, 2015 10:09 PM (Q66iK)

559 This thread is starting to smell like a Muslim gang bang.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 28, 2015 10:09 PM (ucDmr)

560 Huckabee isn't a serious contender in 2016, neither is Carson, Paul or any other fringe candidate. Conservatives need to line up behind a viable ticket be it led by Walker, Jindal or Perry.

Posted by: cm9000 at January 28, 2015 10:10 PM (8zCR+)

561 -Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 28, 2015 10:09 PM (Q66iK)

A box of "Shut Up" is waiting for you when you leave.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 10:10 PM (16bOT)

562 Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 28, 2015 10:09 PM (ucDmr)

Ah....the smell of caproic acid in the morning air.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2015 10:11 PM (Zu3d9)

563 This thread is starting to smell like a Muslim gang bang.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 28, 2015 10:09 PM (ucDmr)

*******
Sweaty socks and assholes?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 10:11 PM (o/3Hk)

564 563: At the very least.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 28, 2015 10:11 PM (ucDmr)

565 "This thread is starting to smell like a Muslim gang bang."
-Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 28, 2015 10:09 PM (ucDmr)

*******
"Sweaty socks and assholes?"
-Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 10:11 PM (o/3Hk)

Goats and the Mediterranean.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 10:12 PM (16bOT)

566 Oh Great ONT we beseech thee. Do not tarry

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 10:13 PM (zOTsN)

567 Live animals, dead women & sweat socks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 28, 2015 10:13 PM (YOPoU)

568 Conservatives need to line up behind a viable ticket be it led by Walker, Jindal or Perry.


Posted by: cm9000 at January 28, 2015 10:10 PM (8zCR+)

And the faster the better!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 28, 2015 10:13 PM (ftVQq)

569 565: Don't forget the camel shit and stale hashish smell.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 28, 2015 10:14 PM (ucDmr)

570 Huckabee's Native American name is Bee What Fucks

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 10:14 PM (zOTsN)

571 Save us Maet; you're our only hope.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 28, 2015 10:14 PM (KG0mU)

572 This thread is starting to smell like a Muslim gang bang.

And tomorrow we barbecue that goat!! Win-win!

Posted by: Barack ibn Franklin at January 28, 2015 10:15 PM (FcR7P)

573 Oh mighty powerful Maet, release us from this smelly chamber and deliver us to the ONT

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 10:15 PM (zOTsN)

574 "Don't forget the camel shit and stale hashish smell."
-Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 28, 2015 10:14 PM (ucDmr)

That sounds about right.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 10:16 PM (16bOT)

575 Some of the Cherokee surnames in my family include Rising Fawn and Buzzard Flopper.

My Mingo peeps seem to have Anglican names, even going back a ways.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 10:18 PM (Pauop)

576 When Maet is your only hope you better hope you don't have to.

Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2015 10:18 PM (MDgS8)

577 I thought my earlier post about "Humanity" was, (at least), a little inspirational.

Perhaps I need to go back to the Drawing Board.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 10:18 PM (16bOT)

578 Went to college with a girl whose last name was Kills Pretty Enemy
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 10:07 PM

I'm thinking I'd pass on dating that bitch.

Posted by: Scared of Creepy Pyscho Women at January 28, 2015 10:18 PM (o/90i)

579 Nah, we're still here.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 10:18 PM (cGwhZ)

580 This thread smells like unwashed power glutes and rancid milky loads.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 28, 2015 10:20 PM (oFCZn)

581 580: O.k. You asked for it. Rodhams butt plug!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 28, 2015 10:21 PM (ucDmr)

582
what's it like at night at hot air?

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 28, 2015 10:21 PM (Q66iK)

583 Lots of NA have French names. Pelletier. Filthy frenchies on the st Lawrence

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 10:21 PM (zOTsN)

584 jizz dumpsters.

I learn something new every damn day here.

Every. Damn. Day.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 10:22 PM (Pauop)

585 This thread smells like unwashed power glutes and rancid milky loads.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 28, 2015 10:20 PM (oFCZn)

*******

Yeah, and that's after we spritzed up the joint.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 10:22 PM (OBxdH)

586 Anyone ever give themselves an Indian name?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 10:22 PM (cGwhZ)

587 A four hour top thread. Sad.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 28, 2015 10:22 PM (rwI+c)

588 For those of you with FXX, "Man Seeking Woman" is starting.

That show has been hilarious so far.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 10:23 PM (16bOT)

589 yeah...I'm gonna go watch some tank p0rn until the ONT is up.

This thread is getting a little rank...

and that is just wrong Chavez....funny, but wrong.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 10:23 PM (OsWis)

590 She Who Lives In Barrel

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 28, 2015 10:23 PM (zOTsN)

591
I am Runs With Italics

Posted by: Soothsayer is S.I.G. at January 28, 2015 10:23 PM (Q66iK)

592 It's from the movie, 'Silkwood' :

"A young brave visits the chief of the tribe with a question. "Wise one, is it true you name all the members of the tribe, and if so, how is it done?"

The venerable old man replies "Yes, for over 20 years I have named each person who is born to the tribe. I sit outside the lodge, and when I hear the infants' first cry, I open my eyes and the first thing I see becomes the name. So it was with your brother Big Bear, your sister Singing Bird, your cousin Blue Cloud, and so on."

"But tell me, Two Dogs F**king...... why do you ask?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 10:24 PM (l1zOH)

593 "Yeah, and that's after we spritzed up the joint."
-Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 10:22 PM (OBxdH)

*HAH!*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 10:24 PM (16bOT)

594 "

I am Runs With Italics"




Hehehehe.......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 10:24 PM (cGwhZ)

595 I learn something new every damn day here.

Every. Damn. Day.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at January 28, 2015 10:22 PM (Pauop)

*******

It is quite the den of frustrated poetic linguists, ain't it? I have learned much here. Of what value....that is the eternal question.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 10:25 PM (OBxdH)

596 I don't think this is much of a surprise to anyone:

https://tinyurl.com/kh6nenf

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 10:27 PM (OsWis)

597 I think the Indian name jokes are cruel.

Posted by: Steps On Weenie at January 28, 2015 10:27 PM (l1zOH)

598 Never heard the phrase c**t punt til I came here. Almost brings tears to my eyes.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 28, 2015 10:27 PM (ucDmr)

599 " Of what value....that is the eternal question."



Value? Value? We don't need no stinking value. We don't have no stinking value?

Undele, muchachos!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 10:28 PM (cGwhZ)

600 Chief HasBeer.

...Is it cheap beer?

-Yeah.

Is the fridge full?

...Eat My Ass.

Seriously. Any Beer-Snobs can lick my anus as you file into the garage for another Budweiser.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 10:28 PM (16bOT)

601 First!

Posted by: Rev at January 28, 2015 10:29 PM (Vh+W5)

602 Seriously. Any Beer-Snobs can lick my anus as you file into the garage for another Budweiser Buttwiper.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 10:29 PM (l1zOH)

603 Slap: Is anus licking still a thing? Fuck, I can't keep up anymore.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 28, 2015 10:29 PM (ucDmr)

604 600,

I LOL'd

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 28, 2015 10:29 PM (OsWis)

605 Damn it.

Posted by: Rev at January 28, 2015 10:29 PM (Vh+W5)

606
Anyone ever give themselves an Indian name?


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 10:22 PM (cGwhZ)



My Spanish name in fourth grade Spanish language class was Carlos. But I guess my Indian name would be Big Chief.

Posted by: cm9000 at January 28, 2015 10:29 PM (8zCR+)

607 Seriously. Any Beer-Snobs can lick my anus as you file into the garage for another Budweiser.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 10:28 PM (16bOT)

******

There you go, bragging about that 1%er lifestyle of yours again.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 10:30 PM (o/3Hk)

608 An Italian friend of mine called me Stupisombichi. I always assumed it was a Italian expression of fondness.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 10:32 PM (l1zOH)

609 I believe "Analingus" is the new Dogfish Head IPA, no?

Posted by: Rev at January 28, 2015 10:32 PM (Vh+W5)

610 Damnit, Hammer. Stay away from the garage and B.Y.O.B.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 10:32 PM (16bOT)

611 Damnit, Hammer. Stay away from the garage and B.Y.O.B.
Posted by: ColdBeer1
-----------

I got nothing against Bud, but you teed that one up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2015 10:33 PM (l1zOH)

612 "There you go, bragging about that 1%er lifestyle of yours again."


Well, we all know CB (turns head, nods knowingly)

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 28, 2015 10:34 PM (cGwhZ)

613 I was just thinking about this the other day while reading an Edward R. Murrow biography. During the cold war, both Democrats and Republicans did not want the United States to be like the Soviet Union. You would hear, from both sides, that some policy was just the kind of thing we were fighting against.

The United States was defined in opposition to Soviet-style totalitarianism. We had competition, so to speak, in the world market and we tried to provide a different product.

But Democrats today are so far left that they don't see Islamic terrorists as enemies. It's as if they feel that they share too many interests--a disdain for the Christianity of the bitter clingers, a disdain for Democratic governance by the ignorant masses. Their abjurement of the concept of evil means that they refuse to see the brutal oppression of women, the brutal torture and killing of gays, the brutal repression and murder of the educated. And so they are unable or unwilling to place America on a pedestal in opposition to those evils. They are unwilling to see evil anywhere but home, unwilling to make the comparison between us and them that is required for us to provide an alternative to them.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 28, 2015 10:34 PM (J0IP0)

614 ONT is up!

Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2015 10:35 PM (MYCIw)

615 Gawd damn. Where is the ONT?

Posted by: RWC Team Warthog at January 28, 2015 10:35 PM (zxCGA)

616 Ahem...Oh En Tee.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 28, 2015 10:35 PM (o/3Hk)

617 Dogfish Head IPA and Analingus,

I will have to get a six pack. Uhh, for the wife's b-day. She like IPA and what ever the other thing is.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 28, 2015 10:36 PM (NaeCR)

618 ONT is NOOD!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 28, 2015 10:36 PM (16bOT)

619 They are unwilling to see evil anywhere but home, unwilling to make the comparison between us and them that is required for us to provide an alternative to them.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 28, 2015 10:34 PM (J0IP0)


You have provided a description of the modern Western Left. Do yo have a prescription?

Posted by: cm9000 at January 28, 2015 10:40 PM (8zCR+)

620 You have provided a description of the modern Western Left. Do yo have a prescription?

No, but if I did it would probably take advantage of my near-uncanny ability to post longer comments mere seconds before a new thread goes up.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 28, 2015 10:45 PM (J0IP0)

621 would someone somewhere please come up with a name to call people who perpetrate acts of terrorism in the name of Islam (however they interpret Islam). Yes, we all know that not ALL muslims follow this ideology. This is getting ridiculous. Last time I checked there weren't groups of Bahais hijacking planes and blowing up cafes. Christians haven't done anything much in the name of religion for about a thousand years or more, but we've seen attacks all over the world carried out by psychos that are claiming that they have committed said acts in the name of Islam. If someone commits an act of terror and proclaims such act as being religiously motivated, then perhaps the media should take THOSE thugs to task instead of lecturing us all on what word we should use to describe a religious fanatic criminal. A rose by anything other name still smells as sweet, and the media can call Islamic terrorists whatever they want, but it isn't going to change the fact that this is who these guys are. And yeah, we all know that not ALL muslims are terrorists. Yeah, said that already, duh. In fact, more muslims have been killed in Islamic terrorist attacks than any other group.

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at January 28, 2015 11:11 PM (2/oBD)

622 People who are politically correct will never come up with such a name, Mistress Overdone (BTW< I love your handle, "Measure For Measure" is one of my favorite Shakespeare plays as is the line your name refers to :^). They don't want to make up a term because they want to pretend such incidents are rare and that they have nothing to do with Islam-both of which as you noted are false

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2015 11:36 PM (DXzRD)

623 Can we say NUKE MECCA! Ask mrs. clinton and the numerous republican running will they nuke mecca if we are attacked again. Liberals supporters of the muslim lover obama are now calling 9-11 a counter attack!

Posted by: nuke mecca at January 29, 2015 03:46 AM (EEpeK)

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2015 05:25 AM (wlDny)

625 "For protecting them!"

Stop protecting them. Once they're gone, then we can deal with the Jihadists.

Here we have the perfect solution for eliminating the Democrat Party.

Posted by: someguy at January 29, 2015 06:08 AM (3z91g)

626 https://www.dropbox.com/s/cmkqno5ntrhkupo/10945016_927233787300616_3896931965147261858_n.jpg?dl=0

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A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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