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Frist!
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 26, 2015 02:58 PM (OylTT) Posted by: redc1c4 at January 26, 2015 02:58 PM (pZtrP) 3
Bush? Still?
Posted by: dogfish at January 26, 2015 02:59 PM (1vYi0) 4
A whole lot of the left's intense hatred for the AS movie is that it is doing blistering boffo box office at the very same time that the left's preferred movie, the preposterous hagiography Selma, is struggling to even earn back its production and distribution costs.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 26, 2015 02:59 PM (noWW6) Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:00 PM (oKE6c) Posted by: Ian Galt at January 26, 2015 03:00 PM (dmepw) 7
Apocalypse Cow
Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 26, 2015 03:01 PM (zllbf) 8
I saw it this weekend. Good movie. I can only imagine the rage from lefties.
A family going to church. Father and son going shooting. A soldier proud of his county. A soldier who believes in his mission. A soldier who is unapologetic about what he accomplished. A soldier who suffers from PTSD but isn't portrayed as a victim. Shows the enemy over there for the scum they are. No "message" about evil govt/corporations. Thousands of people showing up in the street with flags. All of those are pretty much "triggers" (to borrow from their vernacular) for your typical lefty. Posted by: brak at January 26, 2015 03:01 PM (Tj+s6) 9
WWJD? Probably not be a sniper - or any soldier (as we know that term). What does that mean - absolutely nothing.
Posted by: SH at January 26, 2015 03:01 PM (gmeXX) 10
He's a fat waste of life!
Posted by: Carol at January 26, 2015 03:01 PM (sj3Ax) Posted by: DM at January 26, 2015 03:01 PM (j/tOh) 12
I hope his fat wife takes ALL his fcuking money in their divorce.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:02 PM (0FSuD) 13
G_ddamn, Ace. That was funny.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 03:02 PM (wtvvX) 14
"The left has tried to avoid the anti-American stain it acquired in the Vietnam era by making sure to mouth platitudes about supporting the troops while criticizing the war."
Mike Judge nailed this with his imagined liberal bumper sticker. "Support our troops... and their opponents!" Posted by: torquewrench at January 26, 2015 03:02 PM (noWW6) 15
No good fat bastard.....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:02 PM (LA7Cm) 16
I take offence at your comparison with toads Ace. Toads are harmless little animals who eat multitudes of insect pests and don't bother anyone. I really like toads.
Posted by: maddogg at January 26, 2015 03:02 PM (xWW96) Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:02 PM (7ObY1) 18
What a vermicious knid.
Posted by: Ian Galt at January 26, 2015 03:03 PM (dmepw) Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 03:03 PM (0HooB) 20
Michael Moore is a fat, stuttering clusterf_ck of a miserable humanoid.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 03:03 PM (wtvvX) Posted by: Carol at January 26, 2015 03:03 PM (sj3Ax) 22
Liberals all suck
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2015 03:03 PM (nzKvP) 23
Noam Chomsky's using the "savage" line too. Lib Icon Noam Chomsky Shockingly Not A Big Fan Of American Sniper, Says It Teaches You To Hate The "Damn Savages"... zip Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 03:04 PM (IXrOn) 24
"Look at me!" Michael Moore bellowed. "I am immensely important - mostly immense! I eclipse the very sun that gives you life and you believe this Kyle murdering imperialist running dog murderer is more worthy of your respect! You shall pay as I dance my tantrum of rage! Volcanoes, tsunamis, earthquakes - you will pay!"
Maybe that isn't a direct quote, but it does get to the core of what he said. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Paranoia Punch with Electrolytes at the Outrage Outlet! at January 26, 2015 03:04 PM (hLRSq) 25
Kyle is a straight white Christian male who believed in God and Country.
He's everything the Left hates. They can't stand for him to be made into a Hero. They can't stand that millions admire an honor him. So they must destroy him. Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 26, 2015 03:04 PM (ZPrif) 26
The only way American Sniper could have been worse is if Chris Kyle was using a derringer.
Posted by: Rolling Stone at January 26, 2015 03:04 PM (tdmtT) 27
Did I ever tell you your my zero?
Posted by: butt middler at January 26, 2015 03:04 PM (L6/+u) 28
Moore is probably envious of snipers because he can't lay down on his stomach and shoot.
Posted by: HH at January 26, 2015 03:04 PM (Ce4DF) Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 26, 2015 03:04 PM (vgIRn) 30
This movie can bring "unity" to the nation. Dems CANNOT have that. All this work they've been doing for 6 years to divide us, blown up in smoke from one movie. Come on. We cannot have that. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 03:05 PM (IXrOn) Posted by: What would michael do? at January 26, 2015 03:05 PM (1sVzz) 32
If he doesn't have Diabetes already, he's on the fast track for it.
He surely does have high blood pressure and clogged arteries already. So, there's your good news for the day. Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:05 PM (7ObY1) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 03:05 PM (IXrOn) 34
9 WWJD? Probably not be a sniper - or any soldier (as we know that term). What does that mean - absolutely nothing.
Posted by: SH at January 26, 2015 03:01 PM (gmeXX) Jesus probably wouldn't be a fat turd, either. Just sayin'. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:05 PM (oKE6c) 35
I also opposed the war in Iraq. Why? Because I knew the Democrats would pull another Vietnam style bug-out after voting for it.
And they did. Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2015 03:06 PM (wlDny) 36
Bob's House of Flannel,
Thanks for Type 2 Posted by: Carol at January 26, 2015 03:06 PM (sj3Ax) 37
The real problem in this instance is Michael Moore attempting to draw attention to himself. He absolutely is a master at this type of thing and people bite every time. Why not follow the lead of his ex-wife and ignore him.
Posted by: booter at January 26, 2015 03:06 PM (XZCy1) 38
Moore is probably envious of snipers because he can't lay down on his stomach and shoot.
I doubt if he could lay down on his stomach and still breathe. And you just know he wouldn't be able to get back up on his own. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 03:06 PM (0HooB) Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:06 PM (NeFrd) 40
Has MM blocked you yet Ace?
Yes, I know you hate people complaining about being blocked on Twitter. Posted by: Bayou City at January 26, 2015 03:06 PM (ZBlVc) 41
And it would be nice if we could draft that fat bastard and run some of that lard off him in boot camp.
Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2015 03:06 PM (wlDny) 42
I haven't seen my dick in twenty years, let alone my toes!
Posted by: Michael Fat Slob Moore at January 26, 2015 03:07 PM (7ObY1) 43
The Left hate this movie because Americans are the heroes, not the enemies.
Posted by: EC at January 26, 2015 03:07 PM (GQ8sn) 44
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Liberals all suck Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2015 03:03 PM (nzKvP) Bull shit. I never sucked a white dick. Posted by: The Hillabeast, duck they are shooting at us at January 26, 2015 03:07 PM (0FSuD) 45
On the bright side, if Obama were to bring Michael Moore into his Cabinet, he'd be forced to axe two other departments to make room.
Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2015 03:07 PM (rGKRU) 46
When Michael Moore tweets, birds everywhere go into hiding, especially fat turkeys and plump chickens.
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:07 PM (wAQA5) 47
Jesus has one purpose and one message only. Salvation for evryone, even a fat maggot like Moore if he believes and repents.
Posted by: maddogg at January 26, 2015 03:07 PM (xWW96) 48
Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:07 PM (kff5f) 49
I hate this movie because Taya Kyle has bigger balls than I do.
Posted by: Real Mikey Moore at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (wcLJG) 50
Mohammedanism is an evil death cult.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (kff5f) Posted by: Chi-nee Buffay at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (3ZtZW) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (CMkNk) 53
In the new Ghostbusters movie, will Michael Moore be playing the part of the Stay-puft Marshmallow Man?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (kff5f) 54
19 Kyle was acting under orders from TFG.
Why is Moore upset? Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 03:03 PM (0HooB) Someone should make a movie about a drone pilot smoking ragheads on TFG's orders from a base in Las Vegas. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (oKE6c) 55
Well, Michael, the thing is, they are flicking savages.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (TPjwz) 56
If they make a movie about Moore the role of Moore will be one too big for even Brian Dennehy too play.
Posted by: Aviator at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (3rrMW) 57
The Left turned Matthew Shepard into a Hero. Victim of homophobia. Made a movie about him, passed hate crime laws in his name. He was a major meth dealer killed by his bisexual lover over a drug deal, not over his sexuality, but that didn't stop the myth-making.
That's the kind of person the Left turns into a Hero. Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (ZPrif) 58
Those who
Posted by: Secretariat of State, Jon Carry at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (bAGA/) 59
39 POS Haiku-
Michael Moore bemoans "I am so irrelevant, is that a donut?" Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:06 PM (NeFrd) Om, nom, nom, nom, nom Om, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom; Om, nom *fart* nom, *belch*. Posted by: Michael Moore at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (vgIRn) 60
Wow. That is like. All the butt hurt ever.
Thinky thots wut I was thinking. Eastwood said that American Sniper is an anti-war movie and others have noted that any accurate war movie is an anti-war movie because it shows the brutality of war and even then isn't as brutal as war really is. I'm not sure I would go that far but there's a reason why Mill said that war is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things. I mean, war is hell. I think it is good to remind people of the true nature of war. That brings into focus that which is being fought is even worse. Also I would say Moore could get chupacabra thunderfucked but I would never do that to a chupacabra. Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at January 26, 2015 03:09 PM (mf5HN) 61
"American Sniper" has already grossed more than all the anti-GWOT leftist propaganda movies released from 2004-2009 COMBINED. Eat shit and die, Hollywood. (but option my screenplay first) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:09 PM (CMkNk) 62
"When Michael Moore tweets, birds everywhere go into hiding, especially fat turkeys and plump chickens."
Damn right! Posted by: The Chicken at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (ZBlVc) Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (NeFrd) 64
The only enemy the left has no problem " hating the savages" are the Nazi's.
Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (v5UtH) 65
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Michael S'Moores, aka Tubby Riefenstahl deserves permanent citizenship in North Korea. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (CMkNk) I believe he could lose weigh there. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (0FSuD) 66
The real hero of WWII?
Neville chamberlain. Sure he didn't prevent the war, gave away chunks of Europe, and, in fact, may have hastened it's onslaught, but he tried man, he tried. Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (XVNm3) Posted by: Reggie at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (3rrMW) 68
If Mikey wants to be a big hero, he should head over there so platoons can hide behind him.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (i0wGQ) 69
was the US army sniper in "Saving Private Ryan" a coward, tubby..?
by the by, wasn't there a scene in his "Columbine" crockumentary where he opened an account with a bank, picked a gun as a gift, and was shown walking out of the bank with the gun? Didn't he somehow leave out the part about getting the gun at a gun dealer's, where he had to get a background check? Posted by: mallfly at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (bJm7W) Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (NeFrd) 71
41 And it would be nice if we could draft that fat bastard and run some of that lard off him in boot camp.
Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2015 03:06 PM (wlDny) I'm sure R. Lee Ermey would be happy to come out of retirement to do the honors. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (oKE6c) 72
"And you just know he wouldn't be able to get back up on his own."
So if somebody rolled him over on his back and left him on his own would that be considered murder? Asking for a friend. Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 26, 2015 03:11 PM (1BQGO) 73
Uh.... wasn't it back in 2008 that Moore was going to renounce his citizenship and get Cuban Citizenship?
Please feel free to leave at any time Mikey... Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:11 PM (qh617) 74
JJ all the revenue from the book goes to a foundation helping fellow warriors.
That has to drive them fcuking nuts. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:11 PM (0FSuD) 75
Somewhere a Gloryhole is missing its' Taibbi.
Posted by: Garrett at January 26, 2015 03:11 PM (abhua) Posted by: Comment, Shmomment at January 26, 2015 03:11 PM (RyhI9) 77
If Michael Moore starred in a war movie?
"Gremlins in the Kremlin." MIchael Moore as the sprocket holes. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:12 PM (CMkNk) 78
He's just jealous because his neck fat might get stuck in the trigger.
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:12 PM (wAQA5) 79
76 My uncle was killed by a sniper in WW2
-------- Oh, yeah? Which one of our guys got him? Posted by: Comment, Shmomment at January 26, 2015 03:11 PM (RyhI9) THREAD WINNER. Ace, please send that to Tubbo. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:12 PM (CMkNk) 80
Moore's movie had, and only could have had, zero effect on Bush's decision. So he had, and has, a laughably inflated sense of himself.
The only possible effect of his movie was to demoralize soldiers, their families, and their supporters. But he thinks he's morally superior to Kyle, who protected our soldiers from being killed by the enemy and their families from being destroyed. What a contemptible POS. Posted by: Feh at January 26, 2015 03:12 PM (rjd8M) 81
Michael Moore? I haven't seen that dude since third grade.
Posted by: Michael Moores Penis at January 26, 2015 03:12 PM (zxQ4h) 82
And Michael, please be careful. Be mindful of what happened to the Hindenburg.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (TPjwz) 83
Why try to understand what is visceral and congenital to buffoons?
Liberals have not shown themselves to be intellectual, reasoned, truthful or cerebrate. They're reactionary, biased, unreasonable, irrational and illogical. That's because what they seek is ephemeral and unachievable. It's utopian in nature and based on personal predilections- not realities. It's not in any way predictably attainable. Irrationailty cannot be explained by its very nature. Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (GGCsk) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (IXrOn) 85
"you're why god invented Diabetes." ----- Threadwinner right there Ace. Seriously. Snark threshold set to unobtainable. Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (NaV4z) 86
A cross-eyed sniper with two fingers missing on his shooting hand couldn't miss that fat slob. Sort of like hitting the broad side of a barn, but the barn is more of a challenge.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (BbwTO) Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (L6/+u) 88
(but option my screenplay first)
........... J.J. - Is that the one about a daring group of morons taking on the libtard hordes?? Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (4+IgA) Posted by: whoopie perez at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (1sVzz) 90
73 Uh.... wasn't it back in 2008 that Moore was going to renounce his citizenship and get Cuban Citizenship?
Please feel free to leave at any time Mikey... Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:11 PM (qh617) He has to live as a regular citizen, NOT as a party official. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (CMkNk) Posted by: zombie Lee Marvin at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (tdmtT) 92
I know why Moore is a hero to the left, who revel in utopia like fantasy not based in reality.
Every one of his movies are fully factually inaccurate, in other words, they are full of lies and distortions. So much so that most people pay no attention to this fat, rambling college drop out Michigan. He's the white Jessie Jackson. He touts around like some kind of social justice warrior, when in reality he is in it for the money. He makes his money from producing stupid, lie filled movies that the left likes to pay to watch because it bolsters their own false ideas. Jackson makes his money from shaking down companies and municipalities. Moore shakes down his own syncophants. It was time for some cash again, so what better thing to do than start a twitter fest of insults about Chris Kyle. The only reason Jessie Ventura isn't' by his side at the same time is because the SEALS are waiting for him....... Posted by: Jen the original at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (nX2TX) 93
They hate this country, and they hate American heroes. They love anti-heroes, and anti-American "heroes," though. They hate wars the US fights, unless they hate the enemy more than us. It really is very simple. They hate us, except when we fought in support of communism or against slavery, to be blunt.
Posted by: Baldy at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (+35FH) 94
Re: "savages."
Obviously they never bothered to read the book. I still haven't seen the movie (I need to fix that), but in the book he makes it fairly clear that "savages" referred specifically to the insurgents and terrorists- the kind of people who would strap bombs on children. He didn't have a whole lot of respect of the Iraqi military as a military, but he didn't have any problem respecting Iraqis generally as people. And, yes, the kind of person who would strap a bomb on a child to kill innocents *is* a "savage." Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (kff5f) 95
I'm sure R. Lee Ermey would be happy to come out of retirement to do the honors.
Just thinking about that warms all the dank corners of my little black heart. Only one thing could possibly make that any better: PPV. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (0HooB) 96
Michael Moore wanted to star in BIG.. true story!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (4+IgA) 97
I am HE who is? I am? Punctuation makes ALL the difference... Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 02:59 PM (qh617) Carried over, because it's just too good. Also: Let's eat Grandma! Let's eat, Grandma! Cook your friends tasty food! Cook your friends. Tasty food! Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (2Ojst) 98
Funny how a fat ass loser like him has people like Kyle to thank for the ability to talk like a fat ass loser.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (028dR) 99
The Leftwing narrative on Iraq was set a long time ago - the U.S. invaded Iraq for oil, imperialism, racism, Bush's daddy issues, and to enrich a discrete group of corporations. Iraqis are innocent bystanders, victims not of an oppressive government run by a dictatorial madman but of the Cowboy Bush TM.
The only way to serve in that war and be hero is to have died and provided a corpse as a soapbox on which someone like Cindy Sheehan could opine or to vociferously adopt the Left's narrative. American Sniper is a threat to the narrative - a modest one - that portrays someone who had fought in the war and didn't view himself as a victim and didn't embrace the narrative. Posted by: Alec Leamas at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (lh89W) 100
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:12 PM (CMkNk) We have no idea what Moore's Uncle was like. He was killed doing his duty as far as we know. Would you really want to disrespect his memory like that? Posted by: maddogg at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (xWW96) Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (NeFrd) 102
J.J. - Is that the one about a daring group of morons taking on the libtard hordes??
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (4+IgA) I saw some test footage. I thought the nudity was tasteful and truly added to the plot. Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (mf5HN) 103
88 (but option my screenplay first)
........... J.J. - Is that the one about a daring group of morons taking on the libtard hordes?? Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (4+IgA) Yes. "The Shmutzik Shmendricks" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (CMkNk) 104
If Michael Moore starred in a war movie?
Fried Green Tomatoes, Dipped In Chocolate, Then Lose The Tomatoes. Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (XVNm3) Posted by: rotten tomato at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (1sVzz) 106
I think Michael Moore looks like the bloated offspring of a swamp toad and a feral hog.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (2Ojst) 107
In a story of mine (a "Man from U.N.C.L.E." fan story, if anybody remembers that series, set in 1965), a tech officer at headquarters says, "My father was a Marine. A sniper in the European theater. Sometimes one man with a rifle can save the lives of an entire company."
Somehow the left has completely twisted how we view heroic behavior into something unrecognizable. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 26, 2015 03:15 PM (DT5de) 108
What a fat fuck.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 26, 2015 03:15 PM (0LHZx) 109
YOU BIN HERE FOUR HOUR! YOU GO WAY NOW! Posted by: Chi-nee Buffay .................. and that was just brunch Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:15 PM (wAQA5) 110
CPUSA funded Emocrats
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:15 PM (LoIJo) 111
If Michael Moore starred in a war movie? *** Das Butt Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (NeFrd) Zeppelin http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeppelin_%28film%29 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 26, 2015 03:15 PM (TIIx5) 112
15 No good fat bastard.....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:02 PM (LA7Cm) Aye... he's givin us Fat Bastards a bad name! Posted by: Fat Bastard, GET IN MUH BELLY! at January 26, 2015 03:15 PM (qh617) 113
He suffers from teh same ailment as Fredo - everything must be about him. Do they make toilettes big enough for this guy?
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 26, 2015 03:15 PM (oDCMR) 114
I am HE who is? I am?
H to HE who AM the Only One? (a Kewpie doll to any 'rons who get that reference) Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:15 PM (7ObY1) 115
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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:12 PM (CMkNk) We have no idea what Moore's Uncle was like. He was killed doing his duty as far as we know. Would you really want to disrespect his memory like that? Posted by: maddogg at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (xWW96) Considering Michael Moore using him as a prop, I think that horse has left the barn. But your point is well taken. I just go apeshit when I see/hear this bloated blivet bloviate. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:15 PM (CMkNk) 116
Typical of a Leftist in their dying career trying to stay relevant - make a nasty comment about the USA or a patriot or the constitution or the military. He has reached the major f'ing loser status. Nobody will attend his funeral from his impending heart attack. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:15 PM (Qs8ZN) 117
Michael Moore in "We Were Gorgers"
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 26, 2015 03:16 PM (TPjwz) 118
You know who are really cowards? Tank crews. Grown men lobbing shells at an enemy they can't see while cowering behind a few inches of steel armor.
Posted by: Michael Moore, Brave Hollywood Hero at January 26, 2015 03:16 PM (1BQGO) 119
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I hope his fat wife takes ALL his fcuking money in their divorce. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:02 PM (0FSuD) Lol! I hope she eats him. "burp". Posted by: Badda Bing at January 26, 2015 03:16 PM (klaU/) Posted by: Robert E. Lee at January 26, 2015 03:16 PM (8CdUx) 121
Michael Moore: Slaughterer of Countless Shrimp
Posted by: Sharkman at January 26, 2015 03:16 PM (rwkgO) 122
Mikey got his first taste of the satisfying nature of slander in high school, when he cheerfully credited a public campaign he had launched with helping to drive a vice-principal to suicide.
Obligatory: Mikey vs. the Pizza: http://thecanadiansentinel.blogspot.com/2009/10/challenging-anti-capitalist-michael.html?m=1 Posted by: Edgar Allan Schmoe at January 26, 2015 03:16 PM (akV4W) 123
The Longest Buffet Line
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2015 03:16 PM (2Ojst) 124
The movie has inspired a resurgence of patriotism in a lot of people, and that is distressing to the left. That is basically because they hate America.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (S11Oq) 125
again, pointing out the deep seated anti-social pathology of the left will only drive moderates from the party.
it's best to pretend that the donks are primarly composed of the girls from Sex and the City while only inbred rednecks from one or two states vote GOP. Because making Michael Moore and Dr. Amy Bishop the face of the DNC would surely be beneath contempt. Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (3g9q6) 126
Funny. A guy talking about Jesus who doesn't believe he existed. Nor follow any of the moral precepts He preached.
Just wondering fat boy: what would Jesus say about the sodomy you so resoundingly support? Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (GGCsk) 127
The most heroic thing Mik'al Moor has ever done is eat a second hoagie.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (/4AZU) 128
The same guy who has made tens if not hundreds of millions in profit from his anti-capitalism movies.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (0LHZx) 129
I foresee no problem convincing the judge to find for my client as we allege physical abuse of my client by Mr Moore. He repeatedly attempted to climb on top of her and have sex.
Posted by: Mrs Moore's divorce lawyer at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (3rrMW) 130
Jealousy is awful to see, especially from someone who can't do one pull-up.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (BbwTO) 131
101 The Big Red Ton
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (NeFrd) Excellent. Emphasis on "RED" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (CMkNk) 132
If Michael Moore starred in a war movie?
------ Fat Inglorious Bastard The Diners Dozen Saving My Private Wine Feces High Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (NaV4z) 133
God they're so mad. I love it.
Posted by: fb at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (JVEmw) 134
The Longest Buffet
Posted by: Feh at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (rjd8M) 135
Michael Moore in "A Bridge Too Fat"
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (LoIJo) Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (kff5f) 137
Type 2 'Beetus or not, that fat sack of shit will outlive us all. Evil has an unusually long life span.
Posted by: Jaws at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (WKNX4) 138
you're why god invented Diabetes
Burn. As to why they hate the movie, it shows that they are not winning. They want to isolate and, as you have noted, gaslight the people into believing that their patriotism is misguided, out of favor, and possessed only by a fringe majority. This movie's box office success puts the lie to that and they can't stand it. Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (evdj2) 139
A Blintz Too Far
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (TPjwz) Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (8MjqI) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (CMkNk) 142
"Tortas, Tortas, Tortas"
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (vgIRn) 143
It's about like the article in the morning dump said. This movie again shows the hatred the left has for the country as a whole. They've been pumping out anti war movies for a decade and even sometimes trying to disguise them as pro soldier like Jarhead. And they don't do well or outright bomb. Now comes the more "pro war" movies but not really pro war just pro soldier telling their stories and what they did. Lone Survivor and American Sniper and people love them and they are making money.
It's about like how Hollywood treats religious movies. They hate them and don't want to make them but they have seen them be popular and make money. So they try to make a religious movie without religion like Noah or exodus and the. Can't figure out why those stupid Jesus lovers won't go see them. Posted by: Buzzion at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (z/Ubi) 144
Losing the Battle of the Bulge
Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (VndSC) 145
It is good that freedom's most ardent critics are such loathsome disgusting creatures. It tells you where they are coming from.
Posted by: maddogg at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (xWW96) 146
Michael Moore in "Toga Toga Toga"
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (LoIJo) 147
Micheal Moore:"To Kill a Mockingbird", and Roast Him with BBQ Sauce
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (GGCsk) 148
So Moore shadows Brian Dennehy. Thats quite the feat you fat imbecile.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (028dR) 149
We have no idea what Moore's Uncle was like. He was killed doing his duty as far as we know. Would you really want to disrespect his memory like that?
Posted by: maddogg at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (xWW96) Considering Michael Moore using him as a prop, I think that horse has left the barn. And considering MM has disrepected NUMEROUS service member many times over, I'm good with it. Don't start none. Won't be none. Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (TAu/7) 150
Fatton
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (MDgS8) 151
The Cattle in My Bulge
Posted by: Feh at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (rjd8M) Posted by: Tallboy at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (1sVzz) 153
On the long march to socialism this guy will make a very tasty meal. His self awareness and philosophical disconnect is an amazing example of dumb. There is no fixing it.
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (oDCMR) 154
Please feel free to leave at any time Mikey...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:11 PM (qh617) Let's, uh, be careful about the "Mikeys" around here, okay? Posted by: Mikey NTH - Paranoia Punch with Electrolytes at the Outrage Outlet! at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (hLRSq) 155
Pontoon.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (XVNm3) 156
Gary Sinese brought Howard Dean over the weekend on Twitter. It's at Twitchy.
Posted by: Carol at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (sj3Ax) 157
Michael Moore in "Heartburn Ridge"
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (LoIJo) 158
This just in, Michael Moore remains a repulsively obese asshole who hates everything to the right of Hugo Chavez.
I look forward to his heart attack. Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (g1DWB) Posted by: Feh at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (rjd8M) 160
Just so you know what JJ and Ace are doing. Down at Times Sq selling umbrellas
http://tinyurl.com/8cqwxyu Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (0FSuD) 161
138 This movie's box office success puts the lie to that and they can't stand it.
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (evdj2) It's almost a continuation of the 2014 Midterms, vis a vis a complete kick in the nuts to the bastards hijacking the nation. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (CMkNk) 162
Moore is a turd. remember Mr. Cares About The Little People made his name with the movie that spent a lot of time going for laughs about how pathetic the people of Flint were.
Posted by: azjaeger at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (3RQs9) 163
Fuggedabout making them look heroic, the problem is that it doesn't make them look like the jingoistic psychotics that leftists want them to be.
Doesn't advance the narrative. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (OCcU9) 164
Cheese Block Down ?
Posted by: Chi-nee Buffay at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (3ZtZW) Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (TAu/7) 166
This fat bastard has certainly has a point.
Hiding, and sniping, and camouflage are all bad form. Bad form indeed. Posted by: The Red Coats at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (tdmtT) 167
Michael Moore: "Enemy at the Gates, A Dietician"
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (GGCsk) 168
Maddog,
According to Mik'al moor his uncle was a big union shill... you use folks for props sooner or later they get used as props. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (/4AZU) 169
No Country For Fat Slobs
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (8ZskC) 170
Funny. A guy talking about Jesus who doesn't believe he existed. Nor follow any of the moral precepts He preached.
*** yes, the prog thing where they think they're all clever by going, "you do like Jesus, don't you? Well, I bet he would support my lunatic argument because you should turn the other cheek. I'm deep, right?" to us. what shit. As if we're 10 year olds. Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (3g9q6) 171
Michael Moore is a fat piece of shit.
While I think he believes the nonsense he's saying I also think he's trolling. Posted by: thathalfrican at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (R5HRU) 172
Michael Moore in "The Green Balloons"
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (LoIJo) 173
159 "Fatton"
*wipes screen* I think we have a winner. Posted by: Feh at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (rjd8M) Bang, Zoom! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (CMkNk) 174
"I love the smell of bacon in the morning. It smells like.... breakfast"
Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (VndSC) 175
Lap-band of Brothers
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (0HooB) 176
There Will Be Blubber
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (8ZskC) Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (mf5HN) 178
God they're so mad. I love it.
Posted by: fb at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (JVEmw) ---- Hey.... its not everyday that a human being realizes that their opinion can be different than the rest of the worlds. Now..... most of us have that realization when we're five.... not pushing fifty. Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (NaV4z) 179
The Wizard of Adipose
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (8ZskC) 180
Dude, Where's My Penis?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (8ZskC) 181
re 114: Dune..? I heard Moore was almost cast as the spice worm but Lynch couldn't afford a big enough costume.
Posted by: mallfly at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (bJm7W) 182
wonder what these turds said about enermy at the gates.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (3g9q6) 183
Aporkchop Now
Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (VndSC) 184
Das Boob Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (NaV4z) 185
167 Michael Moore: "Enemy at the Gates, A Dietician"
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (GGCsk) Enema at the Gates? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (CMkNk) 186
lol. Movies. You guyz crack me up...seriously you guyz.
Posted by: Badda Bing at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (klaU/) 187
95 I'm sure R. Lee Ermey would be happy to come out of retirement to do the honors.
Just thinking about that warms all the dank corners of my little black heart. Only one thing could possibly make that any better: PPV. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (0HooB) Yeah ... (snaps out of reverie with odd smile on his face). Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (oKE6c) 188
/sock
Posted by: Bigby, the Jazz Hands Matador at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (3ZtZW) 189
Fat Man and Little Dick
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (kff5f) Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (L6/+u) 191
Gone With the Tablecloth
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (8ZskC) 192
Apocal*pse Cow
Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (hHFOx) 193
177 Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (mf5HN)
Fraternal Workers for thee GM not for me.... //Mik'al Moor Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (/4AZU) Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (UzPAd) 195
Fatton.
"No bastard ever won a war by dieting for his country, he won it by making the other poor bastard diet for his country." Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (NeFrd) 196
Michael Moore in "Eating Kelley's Heroes"
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (LoIJo) 197
If Michael Moore starred in a war movie? Poltroon The Lardest Day Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM Fat Man and Little Boy Posted by: RedMindBluState at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (knoK7) 198
181 re 114: Dune..? I heard Moore was almost cast as the spice worm but Lynch couldn't afford a big enough costume.
Posted by: mallfly at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (bJm7W) He needed a costume for that? Seriously! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (CMkNk) 199
So shooting someone with a rifle is to be looked down upon.
But using a power drill on a child (as well as many, many others) is noble. Got it. Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (fWAjv) 200
The Fat Red Line.
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (evdj2) 201
A Fistful of Ham Hocks
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (wAQA5) 202
@197 - Das Boot.
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (o+SC1) 203
Stand and Deliver (Me a Pizza)
Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (hHFOx) 204
you know everyone of these Jokes is going on Hannity tonite .... right?? Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (NaV4z) Posted by: Blockbuster at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (1sVzz) 206
You know what Goring and Moore don't have in common? Goring loved his country.
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (oDCMR) 207
I have two relatives buried in Belgium who were killed fighting the last centuries extremists. That's more relevant to Chris' story than anything else.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (GGCsk) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (CMkNk) 209
'We Were Fatties'
Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (fWAjv) 210
moore is worse than his character in lucky numbers
Posted by: north and judd at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (pHHFx) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (LA7Cm) 212
Excellent snark, Ace. Well played indeed.
Posted by: fly gal at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (8TdcF) 213
Michael Moore in "Zaftig 17"
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (LoIJo) 214
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (evdj2)
IMO its time to start talking about citizenship... Not only its benefits... but its requirements... Because dual citizenship is like having two marriages... you cannot be faithful to either one. And we have a LOT of people who take their benefits as US citizen, but don't understand that it must come with some commitment... or this country will cease to exist. Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (qh617) 215
The Frying Tigers.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (kff5f) 216
They hate it because it makes funz of dehGhez. And it shows how opiate-like a martini mixed with adrenealine and righteous violence really is. And it mentions that dusty old book that points out things that are counter to progressive egos and desires. And it makes fun of dehGhez, some more. And most of all, rednex love it and are blowing all their money, the wholeweek's paycheck that they made at theQuick-Lube or the Piggly-Wigglyon it. Flyover country is a big place, concrete canyon dwelling, latte swillin flannel footy having pajama wearing dinks. We are Legion.
Posted by: Todd Bridges, First to go bad, last to save a drowning progressive at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (RJN20) 217
Pork Chop Hill.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (XVNm3) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (Qs8ZN) Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (ObXhH) 220
The Blob on the River Kwai
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (2Ojst) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (CMkNk) 222
205
She Wore a Yellow Strap-on Posted by: Blockbuster at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (1sVzz Stagecoach. MM as the stagecoach. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (028dR) 223
Adiposity Now
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (2Ojst) 224
The Frying Tigers.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (kff5f) ----- Wait..... that's Margaret Cho's. Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (NaV4z) 225
Act of Pallor
Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (hHFOx) 226
"350."
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (vgIRn) 227
I may not cotton to jokes about the diabettus, but I believe Liberty Medical could air-drop a couple skids of supplies to help Michael Moore.
Posted by: Wilford Brimley at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (zxQ4h) 228
'Fridge with the Apple Pie'
Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (fWAjv) 229
Ummm...The Blob.....duh.
Posted by: Ian Galt at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (dmepw) 230
Damn you Ricardo. I'd snipe you but why waste my bullets?
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (XVNm3) 231
Sergeant Pork
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (2Ojst) 232
Tempura Tempura Tempura
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (8ZskC) 233
213 Michael Moore in "Zaftig 17"
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (LoIJo) Ach, SOOOOOO! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (CMkNk) 234
"No bastard ever won a war by dieting for his country, he won it by making the other poor bastard diet for his country." Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (NeFrd) See that's what I mean...I spit good tuna sammich out on the keyboard dammit! Posted by: Badda Bing at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (klaU/) 235
Because dual citizenship is like having two marriages... you cannot be faithful to either one.
"You will either love the one and hate the other or despise the one and hate the other. No man can serve two masters." ~Some dude in Israel 2000+ years ago Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (kff5f) 236
Scorn on the Fourth of July
Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (hHFOx) 237
POS Haiku-
Michael Moore bemoans "I am so irrelevant, is that a donut?" Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:06 PM (NeFrd) Fatty fatty fat Fatty fat blubberama Eat eat choke on it Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (IXrOn) 238
99- it is a threat to Truth and inflames Reich-wing tea-tards into Islamophobia and violence.
107- very few Marines in the ETO. Even I know that. Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (a94gW) 239
Michael Moore" 'Kelly's (Roast Beef) Heroes"
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (GGCsk) 240
Michael Moore stars in Das Gravy Boot.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (g1DWB) 241
A Fridge Too Far
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (LA7Cm) 242
219 Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (ObXhH)
It makes waiting on their tables a lot easier... "NO YOU MUST HAVE THE DUCK IN ORANGE SAUCE OR YOU SUPPORT THE HETERO-PATRIARCHY!" //Dinner with Hanoi Jane Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (/4AZU) Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (oKE6c) 244
Buffet Heart
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (8ZskC) 245
I can't believe I typed 'fringe majority'. Fringe Minority. But you knew that.
It's like I've had a stroke or something. I can't type a single comment without a typo anymore. Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (evdj2) 246
Lessee, Sicko grossed 24.5 million, American Sniper on track to make 200million. I think I see Mikey's problem.
Posted by: maddogg at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (xWW96) Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (L6/+u) 248
Snipers are the least of his worries, not when a half-blind granny couldn't miss that fat target. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (BbwTO) 249
That guy is giving fat people a bad name, and eating my donut.
Posted by: DaveA at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (DL2i+) 250
Michael Moore starring in: The Deer Eater.
Posted by: @JohnTant at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (PFy0L) 251
"Nuts! (on that sundae)"
Posted by: Ian Galt at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (dmepw) 252
You can't be Right. And you can't be Center. And you can't be Neutral. You MUST be Left. Leftism is a religion much like Islam, in this respect. If you're not a Leftist, you're an infidel. Conversely, Islam is an ideology much like Leftism. Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (ObXhH) 253
Try Lard
Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (hHFOx) 254
Lap-band of Brothers
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (0HooB) *** Awesome! Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (NeFrd) Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (qh617) 256
Relevance Troll
Posted by: The Humpty at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (LRXOq) 257
From Here to Obesity
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (8ZskC) 258
Michael Moore" 'Kelly's (Roast Beef) Heroes"
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM Wicked awesome! Posted by: RedMindBluState at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (knoK7) 259
Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (fWAjv) 260
The Fighting SeaBass
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (LA7Cm) 261
Well, I for one am always glad when they get one of our troops.
And by "they" I mean anyone who throws gay people from rooftops, tortures women, sacks cities, deals drugs, and enslaves everyone not actively needed for fighting. Those are my kind of people! Posted by: Markos Moulitsas at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (FCsIb) Posted by: Bigby, the Jazz Hands Matador at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (3ZtZW) 263
>>This just in, Michael Moore remains a repulsively obese asshole who hates everything to the right of Hugo Chavez.
I look forward to his heart attack. Posted by: JackStraw So do we. Nom. Posted by: Michigan earthworms at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (3rrMW) 264
The 300 (lbs)
Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (8MjqI) 265
Didn't Moore play the blimp in the Hindenburg Disaster?
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (GGCsk) 266
That photo is the slim MM
Posted by: ejo at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (rsGj7) Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (VndSC) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (Qs8ZN) 269
Don't call out the national guard during the blizzard because they're just some of those suspect military people.
Posted by: NCKate at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (EBMYe) Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (qh617) 271
Tie a Yellow Gibbon. Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (NaV4z) 272
Michael Moore in "All Quiet on the Western Omlet"
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (LoIJo) Posted by: Bruce at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (8ikIW) 274
Unless Micheal Moore's uncle was killed in the US, I guess he was just an invader killed by someone bravely defending their homeland?
Posted by: Brian at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (63VQY) 275
Michael Moore starring in: The Magnificent Sandwich.
Posted by: @JohnTant at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (PFy0L) 276
265 Didn't Moore play the blimp in the Hindenburg Disaster?
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (GGCsk) Indeed. Brian Dennehy did a great turn as the conflagration that took it down. Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (2Ojst) 277
I thought the boys sent Willzyx to the moon years ago.
Posted by: MASA Chief Engineer at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (yn6XZ) 278
I'd be totally content to sort this out in the following way:
Send Michael Moore to Mecca to negotiate for his life. Hit 'record' Learn lessons. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (fwARV) Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (UzPAd) 280
Michael Moore in: Eat the Bismarck
Posted by: Chet Cognomen, What Likes Arts at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (RwwCT) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (IXrOn) 282
All Quiet at the Western Sizzler
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:28 PM (LA7Cm) 283
The Buns of Navarone
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:28 PM (8ZskC) 284
Lap Band of Brothers
Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:28 PM (hHFOx) 285
'Hungry'
Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:28 PM (fWAjv) 286
Michael Moore in "M*A*S*H Potatoes"
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:28 PM (LoIJo) 287
The Dirty Baker's Dozen
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:28 PM (LA7Cm) 288
We Were Dieters
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:28 PM (oKE6c) 289
'The Food Locker'
Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (fWAjv) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (Qs8ZN) 291
Michael Moore in: "Donut and Me"
Posted by: Ian Galt at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (dmepw) 292
"PlaqueHeart"
Posted by: MTF at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (FCsIb) Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (NaV4z) 294
Michael Moore starring in: The Hot Dog Stands of Iwo Jima.
Posted by: @JohnTant at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (PFy0L) 295
Lone Diner
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (kff5f) 296
Send Michael Moore to Mecca to negotiate for his life.
Hit 'record' Learn lessons. He'd 'convert' in a New York minute. Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (evdj2) 297
@26
The only way American Sniper could have been worse is if Chris Kyle was using a derringer. Posted by: Rolling Stone Bwhahaaaa Posted by: Yip at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (84SRe) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (IXrOn) 299
Michael Moore in 300 ... pounds overweight.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (g1DWB) 300
The Left is the equivalent of a serious immune disorder for the West. It allows what it shouldn't and attacks the native tissues and organs. It will kill the whole thing...including itself...if allowed to.
I saw an Obama bumper sticker and a "Supporting Our Troops" sticker on the same car once. The temptation to run the sorry SOB off the road was great, though I resisted it. Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (DT3rQ) 301
On Golden Buffet
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (8ZskC) 302
Grody
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (kff5f) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (CMkNk) 304
Who cares about this crap! Does anyone know who Presdent Obama picked to win the superbrowl? Brattleboro wants to to cheer for the same team as our leader.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (Sd++4) 305
Behind Buffet Lines
Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (fWAjv) 306
The irony is, liberals hate the one part of government that actually performs well--the U.S. Military.
Posted by: Mike at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (c056A) 307
Even the weather babes are hot on Fox.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (0FSuD) 308
Michael Moore starring in: The Wings of Chickens.
Posted by: @JohnTant at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (PFy0L) 309
Wings-with extra Ranch please
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (LA7Cm) 310
Black Beans (and Rice) Down
Posted by: Titanium at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (j/0FK) 311
Poltroon
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (2Ojst) 312
Old Yeller.
A spin off of the Disney flick. Moore is yeller and if he were to succumb from rabies, it would be too pleasant. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (028dR) 313
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (kff5f) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (IXrOn) 314
A Porky Lisp, Now
Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (8MjqI) 315
"The Cakes of Navarone"
Posted by: MTF at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (FCsIb) 316
Fatass Friers Club
Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (hHFOx) 317
The irony is, liberals hate the one part of government that actually performs well--the U.S. Military.
It's also all that stands between them and annihilation by the savages they enable, which is further irony. Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (DT3rQ) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (CMkNk) 319
The Buffalo Eating Soldiers.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (kff5f) Posted by: Roscoe at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (Xv7f/) 321
Frying Tigers.
Posted by: @JohnTant at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (PFy0L) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (Qs8ZN) 323
I support the troops, not the mission!
Uh, wait...unless the troops are doing troopy things well, I guess. That's no good. Posted by: Leftie Logic at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (kt/h1) 324
12 Oclock High... the story of Mikey snorting a line at lunch....
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (qh617) Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (hHFOx) 326
Jesus would not have to be a sniper. He could smite the bad guys with boils and cause the buildings to collapse on them a la Gideon. When leftists try to use scripture, disaster usually follows.
Posted by: ejo at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (rsGj7) 327
American Griper
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (oKE6c) 328
04 Who cares about this crap! Does anyone know who Presdent Obama picked to win the superbrowl? Brattleboro wants to to cheer for the same team as our leader.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (Sd++4) Ron Reagan Jr in the Puppy Bowl i believe. Or was it Brian Boytano? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (028dR) 329
If only his father had been hit by a sniper and his uncle not America would be a better place.
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (oDCMR) Posted by: RedMindBluState at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (knoK7) 331
The Heart Bypass Patient
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (2Ojst) 332
The Buffett at Remagen
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (LA7Cm) 333
saving private shithead Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (lKyWE) 334
'Taegukgi' with Pork Fried Rice
Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (fWAjv) 335
(I'll Start Dieting) The Day After Tomorrow
Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (hHFOx) 336
This story is just a bullshit promotional controversy for Clint Eastwood shit.
learn2PR Did you hear what happened in Yem--- Oh, look a squirrel a fat crazy leftist! Posted by: Mandeville at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (YrrBW) Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (o+SC1) 338
To The Smores of Tripoli
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (L6/+u) 339
Who cares about this crap! Does anyone know who Presdent Obama picked to win the superbrowl? Brattleboro wants to to cheer for the same team as our leader. Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (Sd++4) The Venezuelan Vuvuzelas Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (IXrOn) 340
So how many of these will Gutfield and company rip off?
Posted by: @JohnTant at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (PFy0L) 341
Michael Moore in "Sargeant Yorkshire Pudding"
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (LoIJo) 342
300: Rise of LDL
Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (fWAjv) 343
Another Wing and a Prayer
Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (8MjqI) 344
Why is Pixy eating my comments?
-------------------------------- Because you used one of the "words". I know which one, too. Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (hHFOx) 345
326 Posted by: ejo at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (rsGj7)
God supports wanton unnatural debauchery... //Tourist Bureau of Sodom and Gomorrah Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (/4AZU) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (Qs8ZN) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (CMkNk) Posted by: The Five Prep Staff at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (kff5f) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (028dR) 350
12 Chunkies
Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (hHFOx) 351
Objective, Burger!
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (LA7Cm) 352
341 Michael Moore in "Sargeant Yorkshire Pudding"
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (LoIJo) Well done! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (CMkNk) 353
Michael Moore did a great job as Godzilla. I don't know why they had to bring in the Breaking Bad dude to up the star power. Hollywood's stooped.
Posted by: Gamera at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (yn6XZ) 354
"Uneaten"
Posted by: Angie Jolie at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (FCsIb) 355
Because you used one of the "words". I know which one, too.
Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM So Pixy doesn't like 'Fridge', 'Too', or 'Far'? WTF, Pixy? Posted by: RedMindBluState at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (knoK7) 356
Fat Boy Moore is a coward's coward. If it weren't for his money, he'd be sniveling in a closet in some loser's tenement, thinking about his next pizza.
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (/HX7u) 357
a buffet too far Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (lKyWE) 358
Paths of Bacon
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (o+SC1) 359
just type in heroic soviet sniper in Google, and you'll see the left LOVES some snipers.
Posted by: Baldy at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (+35FH) Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (qh617) 361
Funny how Moore calls us "invaders". We left and now they want us back.
But I guess it's OK now that a Democrat is in the White House- right? I hope someone replaces his Twinkie cream with VCF. What a bag of avoirdupois. Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (GGCsk) 362
341 Michael Moore in "Sargeant Yorkshire Pudding"
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (LoIJo) Nice, Kill! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (CMkNk) 363
Michael Moore in "The Ham Locker"
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (LoIJo) Posted by: Topped in chocolate at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (1sVzz) 365
If Mikey were to land on Guam the island would tip over.
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (oDCMR) 366
Uncle Schmuck
Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (hHFOx) Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (7ObY1) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (CMkNk) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (028dR) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (Qs8ZN) 371
The Dirty Dozen Eclairs
Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (fWAjv) 372
The Fighting 69th Cheeseburger
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (o+SC1) Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (HSmrB) 374
The Green Baguettes
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (vgIRn) Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (HSmrB) 376
The Left is having some serious face melts over this flick and its undeniable success. I love it.
Happened to get my hands on a screener copy last week. Great movie, I'm not in the least bit surprised at its reception. Posted by: mugiwara at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (06U11) 377
Guadalcanal Diarrhea
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (L6/+u) Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (7ObY1) 379
Ace, what did toads ever do to you, for you to insult them by comparing them to that big pile of stupid?
Posted by: Princess Who Kissed a Toad at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (DXcH1) 380
He's a butt log with legs!
Posted by: Lloyd Basingame at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (8TdcF) Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (NaV4z) 382
The Twelve Entrees
Posted by: Aviator at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (3rrMW) 383
Michael Moore in "The Heimlich Maneuver", a searing tail of the invasion of French restaurants by the hungry troops of the Reich.
Posted by: MTF at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (FCsIb) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (CMkNk) 385
Mikey Got His Glut
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (2Ojst) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (Qs8ZN) 387
Inglorious Basterd
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (oKE6c) 388
From the Halls of Montezuma's Revenge
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (kff5f) 389
For A Few Pizzas More
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (8ZskC) 390
Midway.....through the second helping
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (LA7Cm) 391
Black Turducken Down
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (vgIRn) Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (o+SC1) 393
For Whom the Dinner Bell Tolls
Posted by: RedMindBluState at January 26, 2015 03:36 PM (knoK7) Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:36 PM (7ObY1) 395
Eating Las Vegas
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:36 PM (2cS/G) 396
Dickhead
Posted by: Titanium at January 26, 2015 03:36 PM (j/0FK) 397
New NFL QBs is up. It's Alternate Universe time.
Fair warning, I nearly choked to death at Andrew Luck. Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at January 26, 2015 03:36 PM (mf5HN) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:36 PM (CMkNk) 399
'Colonel Sanders: Or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned To Love the Double Down Dog'
Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:36 PM (fWAjv) 400
The 40 Year Old Virgin.
Posted by: @JohnTant at January 26, 2015 03:36 PM (PFy0L) 401
Michael Moore made his film debut as Mr. Creosote in Monty Python and the Meaning of Life. http://tinyurl.com/kmchcr Posted by: Better get a bucket at January 26, 2015 03:36 PM (Xv7f/) 402
porkchop hill...oh wait Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 03:36 PM (lKyWE) 403
Hell's Angel Food Cake
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:37 PM (o+SC1) 404
390 Midway.....through the second helping
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (LA7Cm) LOL Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:37 PM (CMkNk) 405
The Thin Red... Oh Who Are We Kidding, He's Fat As Hell.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:37 PM (fwARV) 406
So .... let me get this straight. Michael Moores Uncle was killed fighting a war in a country that never attacked us. Right??? Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:37 PM (NaV4z) Posted by: Eat that rat at January 26, 2015 03:37 PM (1sVzz) 408
397 New NFL QBs is up. It's Alternate Universe time.
Fair warning, I nearly choked to death at Andrew Luck. ------------------------------ I'm waiting for Luck to either behead someone or kill a whale. What's with that beard? Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 26, 2015 03:37 PM (oDCMR) 409
Pearl Oyster Harbor Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:37 PM (wAQA5) Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:37 PM (0FSuD) 411
Tornpants Tornpants Tornpants
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:37 PM (o+SC1) 412
Slapfight at the Golden Corral
Posted by: Bruce at January 26, 2015 03:37 PM (8ikIW) 413
Wild Hog
Posted by: Aviator at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (3rrMW) Posted by: Jon Anderson at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (7ObY1) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (TIIx5) 416
Eating Private Ryan's Dessert
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (fwARV) 417
Torte Torte Torte
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (o+SC1) 418
E.T. The Eating Tyrannosaurus
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (2cS/G) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (Qs8ZN) 420
The Good, The Bad and the Wicked Fucking Fat.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (g1DWB) 421
M.A.S.H.ed potatos
Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (lKyWE) 422
A Few Good Meatloaves
Posted by: fly gal at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (8TdcF) 423
Fags of Our Fathers
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (oKE6c) 424
Michael Moore Not Only Met The Fockers He Ate The Fockers
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (028dR) 425
Bar Wars.
Posted by: @JohnTant at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (PFy0L) 426
Moby Schmuck
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (8ZskC) 427
Michael Moore in "Hellmans is for Heroes"
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (LoIJo) 428
Tortellini Tortellini Tortellini
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (o+SC1) 429
Michael Moore: Ace of Pies
Posted by: RedMindBluState at January 26, 2015 03:39 PM (knoK7) Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 03:39 PM (DT3rQ) 431
Porkies I,II & III
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 03:39 PM (028dR) Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2015 03:39 PM (UzPAd) 433
The Maltese Turkey
Posted by: @JohnTant at January 26, 2015 03:39 PM (PFy0L) 434
At Six I Eat Eggrolls
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:39 PM (8ZskC) 435
Slaving Private Enterprise
Posted by: mugiwara at January 26, 2015 03:39 PM (06U11) 436
Shittalkers
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:39 PM (oKE6c) 437
The Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner Club
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:39 PM (2cS/G) Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:39 PM (g1DWB) 439
Roasted Groundhog Day
Posted by: Aviator at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (3rrMW) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (CMkNk) 441
Ham Hock Down
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (wAQA5) 442
The Horse-Eating Soldiers
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (o+SC1) 443
Michael Moore" 'Kelly's (Roast Beef) Heroes"
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM I had one last night... Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (i0wGQ) 444
XXXXL Metal Jacket
Posted by: Titanium at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (j/0FK) 445
Butter Ball Express
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (LoIJo) 446
The Buff-A Team
Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (7ObY1) 447
Kinetic Military Action and Peace
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (oKE6c) 448
Who's Afraid Of Eating Like A Wolf?
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (2cS/G) 449
The Thin Red Stretch Marks
Posted by: Todd Bridges, First to go bad, last to save a drowning progressive at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (RJN20) 450
Raid at N. Tivoli's pizza parlor
Posted by: Bigby, the Jazz Hands Matador at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (3ZtZW) 451
Gone with the Wind...
The story of a Mikey Moore Movie Premier with Mikey in attendance... and the audience reaction after he passes gas... Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (qh617) 452
Top Grub
Posted by: @JohnTant at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (PFy0L) 453
The Longest Day: How I got stuck behind Michael Moore at Sizzler's all-you-can-eat buffet. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (fwARV) 454
Every chance we get we need to remind leftys that democrats have gotten us into a ton of wars.
Woodrow Wilson FDR Truman JFK and LBJ Clinton The Battle of Mogadishu ( "Blackhawk Down") is an excellent example. Our troops had to kill about 1000 Somalis in that mess. They didn't choose to be there. Clinton put them there. 1000 people in one day. They do what the commander in chief sends them to do. I hope we have more snipers like Chris Kyle to target the beheaders. By the way, has this administration made getting the people who killed the ambassador at Benghazi a priority? Posted by: nerdygirl at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (DXcH1) 455
Chafing Saddles
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (8ZskC) 456
He once at a cow, just to, well eat it. It was already dead.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (0FSuD) 457
And Mikey Moore comes OUT in... the Gloryhole Brigade...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (qh617) 458
OK yeah, new thread please
Posted by: Bigby, the Jazz Hands Matador at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (3ZtZW) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (Qs8ZN) 460
Das Bloat.
Posted by: fly gal at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (8TdcF) 461
Good Morning, Breakfast Buffet
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (LoIJo) 462
the preposterous hagiography Selma, is struggling to even earn back its production and distribution costs.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 26, 2015 02:59 PM (noWW6) Yeah, Maybe if Oprah could resist the urge to "enhance the facts" in her racism, er, civil rights films, they would matter more. As for Micheal Moore, 18 lbs of fat between your hears and 40 pounds of fat above the shoulders is not a good thing. Talentless dweebs who inherit money have it sooooo rough. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (kXoT0) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (IXrOn) 464
The Charge of the Heavy Brigade
Posted by: RedMindBluState at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (knoK7) 465
Glory(hole)
Posted by: Morgan Freeman at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (tdmtT) Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (TAu/7) 467
Michael of Buffetia
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (fwARV) 468
448 Who's Afraid Of Eating Like A Wolf?
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (2cS/G) Hey now!!! Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (qh617) Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (oKE6c) 470
@454 - The most extensive comment I ever recall from my father on politics - to my knowledge a lifelong Democrat until the '60s - was 'Republicans get us into depressions and Democrats get us into wars'.
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (o+SC1) 471
I, a C-list Hollywood type, tried to stop the President of the United States from sending troops to Iraq.
Just stop and think about that in any one of a hundred ways for a moment, folks. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (659DL) 472
Cholesterolheart Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (fwARV) 473
The Thin Red Stretch Marks
Posted by: Todd Bridges, First to go bad, last to save a drowning progressive at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (RJN20) OMG!!! I can't stop laughing at this!!!! Posted by: EC at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (GQ8sn) 474
The Crepes of Wrath
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (i0wGQ) Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (0FSuD) Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (NaV4z) 477
Black Sundae (extra caramel sauce)
Posted by: DaveA at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (DL2i+) Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (0cMkb) 479
300: Michael Moore's left thigh
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (fwARV) 480
Never say the Morons won't take the opportunity to beat a dead horse
Posted by: John Kerry at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (LoIJo) 481
I have a Honeybell Orange to eat. They are the juiciest fruits I've ever had. They were a gift & came with bibs.
I'm going to eat one of last two now & put iPad away before it's covered in juice. My best friend was at other end of kitchen table eating one of the grapefruits that came & I got splashed with the juice. Good luck to all of us in path of blizzard. Posted by: Carol at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (sj3Ax) 482
Uncommon Pallor
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (wAQA5) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (CMkNk) 484
The Doublewide Locker
Posted by: Titanium at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (j/0FK) 485
Kelly's Hero Sandwiches
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (oFCZn) Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (UzPAd) 487
480 Never say the Morons won't take the opportunity to beat a dead horse
Posted by: John Kerry at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (LoIJo) You whinnied? Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (7ObY1) 488
The Belt Busters
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (fwARV) 489
It's probably been mentioned, but that nasty little cretin Bill Maher also smeared Kyle the other day. On the same show Howard Dean opined that all the people seeing the movie are angry tea partiers.
A couple of Maher's guests pointed out to him that the quotes Maher used to slime Kyle were out of context, but he wasn't buying it. Ironic, since Kyle was killing the same AQ scum that Maher got in trouble for criticizing. I really really hate those people. They are bad people. Posted by: stace at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (ImzkZ) 490
Skettisburg
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (oFCZn) 491
3 Musketeers Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (TIIx5) 492
>>By the way, has this administration made getting the people who killed the ambassador at Benghazi a priority?
That was like a long time ago and the video dude is in jail. Posted by: Tony Vietor at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (3rrMW) 493
victory at See's Candies Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (lKyWE) 494
The Fats of Tobruk
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 03:44 PM (L6/+u) 495
King Fat
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 03:44 PM (L6/+u) 496
The big flap of belly fat that hangs down over the nads is called a pannus
Just giving y'all some more to work with before I head out the door. Hey, I'm a giver. Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:44 PM (7ObY1) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:44 PM (CMkNk) 498
487 480 Never say the Morons won't take the opportunity to beat a dead horse
Posted by: John Kerry at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (LoIJo) You whinnied? Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (7ObY1) Thatsssss jussssssstttt mean.... Willllburrrr.... Posted by: Mr. Ed at January 26, 2015 03:44 PM (qh617) 499
Monument Man
Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 03:44 PM (8MjqI) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:44 PM (Qs8ZN) 501
Raiders Of The Last Piece
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:44 PM (2cS/G) 502
Never say the Morons won't take the opportunity to beat a dead horse
Posted by: John Kerry Live one too. If we can catch him. Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 03:44 PM (TAu/7) 503
Ballast on a Soldier
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (fwARV) 504
The Outlaw Josey Whales
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (LoIJo) 505
493
victory at See's Candies Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (lKyWE) Okay, I laughed! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (CMkNk) 506
The Fat Badge of Hunger
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (fwARV) Posted by: Just a slice at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (1sVzz) 508
Holy crap, I'm dying here!
Posted by: Chet Cognomen at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (RwwCT) 509
Michael Moore is Moby Dick.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (g1DWB) 510
>>>My best friend was at other end of kitchen table eating one of the grapefruits that came I got splashed with the juice.
That's what you get, see? Posted by: James Cagney at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (3ZtZW) 511
The Elephant Man
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (i0wGQ) 512
ATacoWithChips Now
Posted by: Michael Moore, Brave Hollywood Hero at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (1BQGO) 513
the red badge of curray (bollywood) Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (lKyWE) 514
Hell in my GI Tract
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (fwARV) 515
Ace, your "diabetes" retort is spot-on, as usual. Prior to el Gordo's demise due to "natural causes", I can only hope he finds his fat self alone with a SEAL in some dark corner of the (real) world and gets his due. It would hardly be sporting, but that's not the point. Words still have meaning, but spouting off is an action and actions have consequences.
Posted by: Cowboyneal at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (q4id9) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (TIIx5) 517
Low Rents of His Labia.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (CMkNk) ----- **golf-clap** Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (NaV4z) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (CMkNk) 519
I suspect in Moore's case this might be equivalent to a case of penis envy. Clint Eastwood will likely make more money on this one film than Moore has made in all of his "documentaries."
Posted by: douger at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (eM6QK) 520
OK, this thread with the Micheal Moore war movies is makin' my gut muscles hurt from the laughing...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (wtvvX) 521
The irony is, liberals hate the one part of government that actually performs well--the U.S. Military.
Plus the they can't use the military to enforce the will of the state on a civilian population. If they could away with it they would and would be very pro military. Posted by: YIKES! at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (oBgwX) 522
Who Ate Roger Rabbit?
Posted by: all doubt removed at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (DvOSv) 523
"The left has tried to avoid the anti-American stain it acquired in the Vietnam era by making sure to mouth platitudes about supporting the troops while criticizing the war."
Yes. But. They'd still spit on them if they could get away with it. Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (wVWRM) 524
A Buffet Too Far
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (oFCZn) Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (7ObY1) 526
Twelve O'clock Thigh (Original/Spicy/Crispy)
All Quail on the Wesson Fryer "General Tso, you magnificent bastard, I read your menu!" Posted by: A. Pendragon at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (wJliR) Posted by: DaveA at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (DL2i+) 528
When asking "What Would Jesus Do?", people usually forget that turning over tables and chasing people with a whip are among the options.
Posted by: Drumwaster at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (trb6f) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (CMkNk) 530
The Walk Seemed Like From Here to Eternity
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (LoIJo) 531
"The Baker's Dozen" "A Toilet Too Far" "Pearl Necklace" "The Green Subway (Sandwich)" "Flautas of Our Fathers" Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (0cMkb) 532
All Quiet on the Western Front, because Moore's Eating in the East
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (fwARV) 533
IF MICHAEL MOORE STARRED IN A WAR MOVIE
10. The Big Red Ton 9. A Fridge Too Far 8. The Beer Hunter 7. The Longest Tray 6. From Here to Obesity 5. Eat the Bismarck 4. Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! 3. Try Lard 2. American Snacker 1. Fatton Posted by: Feh at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (rjd8M) 534
G. I. Joe
Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (8MjqI) 535
True Grub
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (2cS/G) 536
The Halls of Golden Corral
Posted by: Aviator at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (3rrMW) 537
Three Burger Kings
Posted by: Marky Mark at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (tdmtT) 538
A Buffet on the River Kwai
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (oFCZn) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (Qs8ZN) 540
526 Twelve O'clock Thigh (Original/Spicy/Crispy)
All Quail on the Wesson Fryer "General Tso, you magnificent bastard, I read your menu!" Posted by: A. Pendragon at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (wJliR) Reason #577 why AOSHQ is "award-winning!" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (CMkNk) 541
Fry Hard
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (8ZskC) 542
The Big Brown One: Michael Moore's Skidmarks
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (fwARV) Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (o+SC1) 544
The Longest Cheesecake
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (659DL) 545
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Fat Fuck.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (g1DWB) 546
Dude, Where's My Feet?
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (2cS/G) 547
And.
I don't think MM Diabetes boy has gotten over having his ass handed to him by Milton Friedman. Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (wVWRM) 548
528 When asking "What Would Jesus Do?", people usually forget that turning over tables and chasing people with a whip are among the options.
Posted by: Drumwaster at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (trb6f) Ever notice that the people who say that... are never Christians? Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (qh617) 549
Jabba the Director's comments are prototypical liberal self effacing "we are the ultimate good guys" bullshit. Kind of an ends'/means writ personal mode of thinking, eg, flying jets to Davos is part of personal heroics in big fight for Mother Terra with ecological harm offset by greater good of happy Momma Earth and penis intact Polar Bears .
Lord, rid us of this mindset in future generations. Posted by: JohnDoe@AnotherQuidam fka eureka! at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (ZA0d5) 550
You all won't believe this Shep is going to stay in a hotel in the city tonight so he can be on air tomorrow.
He likes the bellman. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (0FSuD) Posted by: EC at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (GQ8sn) 552
OT, from Drudge. The NYT hilariously worries about "The End OF Snow". Short and silly, and I'm sure they're working now on a correction.
nyti.ms/15D9Tuq Posted by: MTF at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (FCsIb) 553
Somebody send this thread to Dennis Miller.
Posted by: Feh at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (rjd8M) 554
A Heart Attack Now
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (fwARV) 555
Did anyone do the 'The Thin Red Vine' yet?
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (o+SC1 --- Yes but upstaged by "Thin Red Stretchmarks" Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (NaV4z) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (CMkNk) 557
546 Dude, Where's My Feet?
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (2cS/G) Dude, Where's the Defibrillator? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (oFCZn) 558
When asking "What Would Jesus Do?", people usually
forget that turning over tables and chasing people with a whip are among the options. Posted by: Drumwaster Or put a lightning bolt up your ass and have his Dad send you straight to Hell Posted by: Bruce at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (8ikIW) 559
545 Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Fat Fuck.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (g1DWB) Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spineless? Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (qh617) 560
All Liver
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (wtvvX) Posted by: Feh at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (rjd8M) 562
Every Moron gets an A-plus for this thread, I tell ya.
Well done, everyone. Heading out into the snow. Going to be the commute from hell. Later, 'rons! Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (7ObY1) 563
The Burger King and I
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (2cS/G) 564
Rules of Engorgement
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (wAQA5) 565
30 seconds over tapioca Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (lKyWE) 566
Somebody send this thread to Dennis Miller.
Posted by: Feh at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (rjd8M) ---- .... all ready on it... Posted by: Fox News staffer assigned to AoSHQ at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (NaV4z) 567
Day of the Colon
Posted by: James Cagney at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (3ZtZW) 568
Hambo
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (wAQA5) 569
McDonald's Navy
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (oFCZn) 570
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Fat Fuck.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (g1DWB) Just cackled maniacally. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (fwARV) 571
Girth Of A Nation
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (o+SC1) 572
I would love to see a debate between Eastwood and Moore on this subject. Finally, when Eastwood can't take any more spittle that is spewing out of Moore's gaping maw, he reaches over and smacks the ever loving shit out of him with pants wetting ensuing. For rounds 2 3you can add Mahr, Rogen, and Dean. Posted by: Cheri at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (oiNtH) 573
So this movie gives the Left and the Islamists something to criticize America about, together. Funny how that happens. Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... pretending to be someone else at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (RFeQD) 574
547 And.
I don't think MM Diabetes boy has gotten over having his ass handed to him by Milton Friedman. Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (wVWRM) Was that really young MM? I think that that has been disproven unless you have evidence to the contrary. Please advise and . . . Remain blessed. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (CMkNk) 575
When asking "What Would Jesus Do?", people usually
forget that turning over tables and chasing people with a whip are among the options. I believe it was Moron Soona who said "Jesus is coming back soon. There will be running and screaming." Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (659DL) Posted by: James Cagney at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (3ZtZW) 577
I suspect in Moore's case this might be equivalent to a case of penis envy. Clint Eastwood will likely make more money on this one film than Moore has made in all of his "documentaries."
Posted by: douger at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (eM6QK) Already has. Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (mf5HN) 578
Cockleshell Pasta Heroes
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (oFCZn) 579
571 Girth Of A Nation
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (o+SC1) And THERE it is, folks! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (CMkNk) 580
has someone mentioned "the tons of navarone"?
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (6/J77) Posted by: Barbwire Bacon at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (1sVzz) 582
Ever notice that the people who say that... are never Christians?
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (qh617) And forget He said go and sin no more. Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (wVWRM) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (Qs8ZN) 584
Inglorious Retards
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (wtvvX) Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (g1DWB) 586
The Battle of Bagguet
Posted by: YIKES! at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (oBgwX) 587
Operation PettyBloat
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (L6/+u) 588
Edward Churrohands
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (2cS/G) 589
Armageddon Hungry
Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (VndSC) 590
The Godfather's Pizza
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (oFCZn) 591
Late to the buffet-er, discussion, but a green beret sniper wrote an excellent response to Michael Moore's initial tweets:
"It's typical of 'men' like you to criticize the intestinal fortitude, focus, discipline and patriotism of a sniper. It must stem from an inferiority complex or something. But hey, it's okay cupcake. We snipers are thick skinned and the efforts of world class turds such as yourself to portray us in a negative light only makes us laugh. If you and I were in the same room, I'd throw you a smile and gently pat you on the head knowing you're nothing more than a mouth breathing, Crisco sweating waste of space not even worthy of being in the presence of a sniper...." -Bryan Sikes Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (ABcz/) 592
Fryboys
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (wAQA5) 593
Girth Of A Nation
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (o+SC1) ---- **breathe** BaWaahahahahahahaha **breathe** side hurts ..... I think I got fired for "commotion" Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (NaV4z) 594
The Bridges at Taco Bell
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (wtvvX) 595
I am the Cheese
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (i0wGQ) 596
Stentedheart
Posted by: Titanium at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (j/0FK) 597
Stink the Bismarcks
Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (8MjqI) 598
The big flap of belly fat that hangs down over the nads is called a pannus
Just giving y'all some more to work with before I head out the door. Hey, I'm a giver. Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:44 PM (7ObY1) When it reaches your knees, it's called a skirt. Mikey Moore is the kind of stud muffin who needs a burka and a gag to make him human. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (kXoT0) 599
Ben-Hurl
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (wAQA5) 600
A Fistful of Dollar Pancakes
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (oFCZn) 601
Life of Pie.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:53 PM (g1DWB) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:53 PM (CMkNk) 603
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (CMkNk)
Cannot confirm. Just have seen it on the webs. The guy was sorta skinny. Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 26, 2015 03:53 PM (wVWRM) 604
The " Daily Dozen" starring Mike Moores donuts
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 03:53 PM (6/J77) 605
Fatso
Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:53 PM (VndSC) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:53 PM (Qs8ZN) 607
M*A*S*H*E*D*
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 03:53 PM (i0wGQ) 608
Uneaten.
Posted by: EC at January 26, 2015 03:53 PM (GQ8sn) 609
And forget He said go and sin no more.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (wVWRM) That's the part they always seem to forget. Posted by: Moki at January 26, 2015 03:53 PM (bAB8f) 610
Memphis Belgian Waffle
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 03:53 PM (wtvvX) Posted by: James Cagney at January 26, 2015 03:54 PM (3ZtZW) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:54 PM (Qs8ZN) 613
Arsenic and Oatmeal Lace (cookies)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 03:54 PM (ABcz/) 614
Glad He Ate Her
Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 03:54 PM (8MjqI) 615
The Lamest Story Ever Told...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:54 PM (qh617) 616
The Green Refrigerator Door
Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:54 PM (VndSC) 617
Von Ryan's Buffet
Posted by: YIKES! at January 26, 2015 03:54 PM (oBgwX) 618
Isn't his huge, blobish body contributing to Global Warming? The amount of beef he must consume is probably enough for a whole family. And the extra fuel to transport him anywhere would make Al Gore blush, no easy task.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 26, 2015 03:54 PM (1BQGO) 619
What would Jesus do? Has the Imbecile Moore considered that Islam is an apostasy to Christianity? And very consciously so , within the words of the Koran. Jesus might surprise Moore and his ilk with what might happen. And not to interpose my thoughts into what Jesus Christ might say or do. These people are not guiltless in the eyes of Christ. Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... pretending to be someone else at January 26, 2015 03:54 PM (RFeQD) 620
46 Dude, Where's My Feet?
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (2cS/G) Dude, Where's the Defibrillator? Dude...I can't see my penis Posted by: Michael Al-Moore at January 26, 2015 03:55 PM (fL+1V) 621
Maybe Jesus would throw a fat man out of the temple.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 26, 2015 03:55 PM (W5DcG) 622
Breaking Wind
Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:55 PM (VndSC) 623
Destination Oreo
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:55 PM (wAQA5) 624
The Fridge is too Far
Ice Cream Station Zebra Saving Colonel Sanders The Cinnabons of Navarone The Baker's Dozen Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 26, 2015 03:55 PM (iImBW) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:55 PM (Qs8ZN) 626
'The man who ate too much
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 03:55 PM (6/J77) 627
In Ham's Way
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (wtvvX) 628
Dude, Where's the Defibrillator?
Dude...I can't see my penis Posted by: Michael Al-Moore at January 26, 2015 03:55 PM (fL+1V) Relax, MM, neither can an electron scanning microscope. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (kXoT0) 629
One Crazy Supper
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (2cS/G) Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (0HooB) 631
Fries like us
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (6/J77) 632
It Came from Planet Hollywood
Posted by: Bruce at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (8ikIW) 633
Citizen CandyKane
Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (VndSC) Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (wVWRM) 635
The only other film that was unequivocal about the evil we are up against was United 93 which Paul Greengrass quickly atoned for by making Green Zone with the odious Matt Damon.
Posted by: Kreplach at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (DDFkt) 636
The Ten Condiments
Posted by: Comment, Shmomment at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (RyhI9) 637
How about what would Jesus not do?
For starters, he would not strap a bomb onto a kid and send him out to a place crowded with civilians and/or enemy soldiers. Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (ABcz/) 638
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... pretending to be someone else at January 26, 2015 03:54 PM (RFeQD)
And when it comes to Moslems? They don't realize that Christians according to the Koran can live... as they are people of the book.... just have to pay the Jizya... M Moore... not being a Christian... will be put to death... Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (qh617) 639
It's going to be funny when this snowstorm doesn't live up to hype.
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (Dq2JL) 640
Galollipopoli
Posted by: Mel Gibson at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (tdmtT) 641
579
571 Girth Of A Nation Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (o+SC1) And THERE it is, folks! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (CMkNk) Yes, this is the WINNER! Hey, JJ, you going to live blog the Blizzard? We'll be thinking of you! Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (0FSuD) 642
The collapsed bridge over the river kwai
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (6/J77) 643
Jesus might surprise Moore and his ilk with what might happen.
I suspect a bullwhip and overturned tables would be involved. Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (DT3rQ) 644
The Gobslobber
Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (8MjqI) 645
So, the two choices are either Bush-level evil, or Jesus-good. Can't be any gray areas on the good-evil spectrum, huh?
Good to know. Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 26, 2015 03:57 PM (/Ho8c) 646
Bio-Movies for the Fat F*ck:
Blade Licker Melba (cf Selma) Pineapple, French Fries, 10 Scoops, Extra Chocolate Express The Gastrointestinal Strain Peter Pan Fried Chicken and Fries With Peach Cobbler and Ice Cream Posted by: JohnDoe@AnotherQuidam fka eureka! at January 26, 2015 03:57 PM (ZA0d5) 647
A Stomach Band of Brothers
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:57 PM (oFCZn) 648
One of Our Ham Hocks Is Missing
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:57 PM (wAQA5) 649
Please Don't Eat the Daisies
Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:57 PM (VndSC) 650
The Sermon on the Mound.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 26, 2015 03:57 PM (PuQW/) 651
They don't realize that Christians according to the Koran can live... as they are people of the book.... just have to pay the Jizya...
Yeah, a lot of Coptic Christians and ISIS victims would like a word or three about that part. Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (DT3rQ) 652
What would Jesus do?
---- Revelations 19... Now I saw heaven opened, and behold, a white horse. And He who sat on him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness He judges and makes war. 12 His eyes were like a flame of fire, and on His head were many crowns. He had[a] a name written that no one knew except Himself. 13 He was clothed with a robe dipped in blood, and His name is called The Word of God. 14 And the armies in heaven, clothed in fine linen, white and clean, followed Him on white horses. 15 Now out of His mouth goes a sharp[c] sword, that with it He should strike the nations. And He Himself will rule them with a rod of iron. He Himself treads the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God. ---- Not the answer you were expecting you fat fuck?? Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (NaV4z) 653
I like my friend's retort to Moore's WWJD as a sniper:
@blogho @MMFlint In your case Mr. Moore, he'd probably shoot that hoagie out of your hands to share with the hungry little children Posted by: votermom at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (cbfNE) 654
Jesus fed 5000 people with five loaves & two fishes.
Michael Moore can barely feed himself with 5000 tubes of biscuits & the entire North Atlantic catch. Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (MbqmP) 655
The Sounds of Ass Music
Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (VndSC) 656
The American movie-going public fails to grasp the sheer magnificence of my being.
Say..., are you going to eat that doughnut? Posted by: Michael Moore at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (l1zOH) 657
You've Got Gout
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (2cS/G) 658
oh crap.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (NaV4z) 659
Gone in Sixty Ministrokes
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (oFCZn) 660
>>The only other film that was unequivocal about the evil we are up against was United 9...
There's an excellent Afghani movie that also illustrates exactly what we are up against culturally called "Osama." Maybe the most depressing film I've ever seen. Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (ABcz/) 661
My Dinner With Angry
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (W5DcG) 662
Jesus might surprise Moore and his ilk with what might happen.
I suspect a bullwhip and overturned tables would be involved. Dear God, Please make it PPV. Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (TAu/7) 663
The Elephant Man
Posted by: Ganesha with his mouse sidekick at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (oBgwX) 664
must have run out of war movies Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 03:59 PM (lKyWE) 665
Kwai Me A Liver
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 03:59 PM (L6/+u) 666
The a la mode
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:59 PM (wAQA5) 667
619-I think a lot of these people who put words into Christ's mouths are relying on Christians to be, well, Christ-like. To simply accept these ignorant bon-mots, as if they were scripture. Bless their hearts, I sure don't want to be them when they stand face to face with the Almighty.
Posted by: Moki at January 26, 2015 03:59 PM (bAB8f) 668
@641 - his building sounds well-set-up for taking in large numbers of unprepared, underdressed young women off the streets and giving them champagne, warm baths, oil massages...
...yeah, we want the liveblog. Better post pics of their ID, you don't wanna end up all Prince Andrewed. Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:59 PM (o+SC1) Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:59 PM (NaV4z) 670
Kellys Gyros
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 03:59 PM (6/J77) 671
I would like to force Moore, Dean, Rogen, Mahr, and their ilk to sit down and watch actual footage of the savages that torture, mutilate, rape, and murder innocent men, women, and children. Make them defend it. Posted by: Cheri at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (oiNtH) 672
Red Prawn
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (2cS/G) 673
The size of three kings
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (6/J77) 674
They don't realize that Christians according to the Koran can live... as they are people of the book.... just have to pay the Jizya...
M Moore... not being a Christian... will be put to death... Posted by: BB Wolf Living as a slave under Muslim rule is not living. I'd rather be dead, or die fighting (and I'm getting to be an old man, who was never a soldier). Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... pretending to be someone else at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (RFeQD) Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (L6/+u) 676
Breakfast at Anyplace
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (i0wGQ) 677
Arby's Rangers
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (wAQA5) 678
The Magnificent Hambersons
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (oFCZn) 679
Good one, jackhole.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (2cS/G) Posted by: Reginald Smythe-Beufort at January 26, 2015 04:01 PM (oFJIZ) 681
They Eat Horses, Don't They?
Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 04:01 PM (8MjqI) 682
I think a lot of these people who put words into Christ's mouths are relying on Christians to be, well, Christ-like. To simply accept these ignorant bon-mots, as if they were scripture.
"Christ-like" != "Credulous Fools." They are relying on Christians to be credulous fools. Or at least to be too timid (many would say "meek," but they'd be wrong) to respond. Christ did not suffer fools and hypocrites lightly. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:01 PM (kff5f) Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 04:01 PM (evdj2) 684
@675 - that's 'Ach, scheisse'.
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 04:01 PM (o+SC1) 685
Was that a German movie?
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (L6/+u) ---- Yeah..... subtitled "Closenuppen der tags" Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 04:01 PM (NaV4z) Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:01 PM (TAu/7) 687
How the hell did a Bible copy and paste get bolded???
No bleedover, no embarreling. B'sides, it's kind of a bold passage. Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 04:01 PM (DT3rQ) 688
Cerealiyana
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:01 PM (6/J77) 689
The French-Fried Connection
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:01 PM (LoIJo) 690
Weekend at Applebee's.
Posted by: YIKES! at January 26, 2015 04:02 PM (oBgwX) 691
The Food Locker
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:02 PM (oFCZn) 692
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... pretending to be someone else at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (RFeQD)
concur.... and Islamists like Boko Haram are not following their own book... but its in black and white in the Koran... yet the Left thinks they are the Religion of Peace... Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 04:02 PM (qh617) 693
F ood Troop
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:02 PM (6/J77) 694
F at Troop
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:02 PM (6/J77) 695
How the hell did a Bible copy and paste get bolded???
Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:59 PM (NaV4z) See those cite notes [a] & such? There was a cite note with a b in square brackets. BBBBBB! Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:02 PM (MbqmP) Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 04:03 PM (L6/+u) 697
How the hell did a Bible copy and paste get bolded???
Wherever you pasted it from had the footnotes in brackets. So "a" was [a]. There was probably a "b" footnote. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:03 PM (kff5f) 698
Micheal More would be a cruddy Sunday school teacher I think
Posted by: big mick at January 26, 2015 04:03 PM (W6iIX) 699
See those cite notes [a] & such? There was a cite note with a b in square brackets.
BBBBBB! Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:02 PM (MbqmP) ----- I liked "act of God" alot better. Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 04:03 PM (NaV4z) 700
Grosshog Day Posted by: Randy at January 26, 2015 04:03 PM (Xv7f/) 701
Maws
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:03 PM (2cS/G) Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (TAu/7) 703
And the Lord sayeth, thou who pasteth my words shall be emboldened forever, or at least until the next close tag...
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (o+SC1) 704
A Fistful of Pizza.
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (Dq2JL) 705
A Few Good Muffins
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (LoIJo) 706
Unsatiable
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (028dR) Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (evdj2) Posted by: This message brought to you by Michael Moore at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (l1zOH) 709
The Fat & the Furious.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (MbqmP) 710
@698 - yeah, the parish council would have to budget to reinforce the floor...
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (o+SC1) 711
Hang 'em High (in the smoke house)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:05 PM (LoIJo) 712
What's with all the odd-homonym attacks?
Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 04:05 PM (8MjqI) 713
Close Encounter Of The Ninth Course
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:05 PM (2cS/G) 714
One Bulged Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:05 PM (MbqmP) 715
So Mikey uses a Hoveround. AmIright?
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 26, 2015 04:05 PM (oDCMR) 716
Operation Dumbo Drop Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 04:05 PM (wAQA5) Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:05 PM (TAu/7) 718
Eating Raoul
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:05 PM (LoIJo) 719
F@ Troop?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (TAu/7) ----- Hey.... didnt Larry Starch star in that??? Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 04:06 PM (NaV4z) 720
50 Shades Of Gravy
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:06 PM (2cS/G) 721
Midriff (With Sens-a-round, God help us)
Tofu, Tofu, Tofu Flapjacks of our Fathers The Iron (rich) Croissant Maitre'd and Corriander A Few Good Ministrone "Did you order the Crème Roulee?" "You're goddamn right I otdered the Crème Roulee!" Posted by: A. Pendragon at January 26, 2015 04:06 PM (wJliR) 722
The Good, The Bad, and The Fatass
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:06 PM (oFCZn) 723
Jing, jing, ting, jing-a-ling, jing-jing, ting-a-ling...
That's the sound of Clint taking all the money he's making to the bank while he laughs at despicable french fry inhaling sack o crap otherwise know as Michael Moore. Posted by: 2L at January 26, 2015 04:06 PM (TaO1J) 724
The Dessert Fox
Posted by: This message brought to you by Michael Moore at January 26, 2015 04:06 PM (l1zOH) 725
It Conquered the Furrs!
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:06 PM (MbqmP) 726
War and
Posted by: Wilford Brimley at January 26, 2015 04:07 PM (zxQ4h) 727
They Died With Their Feedbags On
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 04:07 PM (wAQA5) 728
FAT 21
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:07 PM (6/J77) Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:07 PM (TAu/7) 730
682-I think you hit it-they believe that Christians are credulous fools-we believe in a "sky -god" who is going to take us to paradise. They never bother to read the scripture, they merely pick and choose pieces to attack us. And demonstrate how utterly stupid, back-woods, cracker-like we are, compared to their suave, urbane wittiness.
No, Christ isn't meek, he isn't weak, and His Second Coming is not the suffering servant. He did that on the cross. It will be the Mighty God, coming for his people. It will not be pretty, for those who oppose him. Posted by: Moki at January 26, 2015 04:07 PM (bAB8f) 731
Gandhi suggested a similar approach to resisting hitler. But evil usu needs more direct force.
Posted by: M.nicely at January 26, 2015 04:07 PM (MNdHi) 732
A Few Good Manicotti
Posted by: Jack Nicholson at January 26, 2015 04:07 PM (tdmtT) 733
The Eiger Snackathon
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:07 PM (MbqmP) 734
@715 - No, he just pulls up his legs, lets his pannus (now I'll remember this word forever) drape to the ground, and sticks a leafblower in his ass.
Hover, indeed. Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (o+SC1) 735
Scott Walker, on his throne of skulls, keeps getting accolades in the Sidebar.
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (evdj2) Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (DT3rQ) 737
The Sandwiches of Iwo Jima
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (i0wGQ) 738
The Hunt for Red Lobster
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (LoIJo) 739
Bite of the Intruder
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (6/J77) 740
What an ugly, viciously obese toad-like monster.
Oh yeah baby!! Talk dirty to me!! fapfapfapfapfap MORE MORE MOREEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Posted by: a fat obese leftist director from Michigan at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (DDz6J) 741
The Fat the Furious.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (MbqmP) --------------------------------- Fat and Furious II: Tokyo Fried Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (Dq2JL) 742
641 Yes, this is the WINNER!
Hey, JJ, you going to live blog the Blizzard? We'll be thinking of you! Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (0FSuD) Well, I can I guess. How do I do it? Ace? CBD? Bueller? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (CMkNk) 743
Michael Moore once challenged a small child in the Bible story of Jonah and the Whale, telling the child that it would be physically impossible for a whale to swallow a man whole.
"Well, I believe the Bible and when I get to heaven, I'll ask Jonah how it happened." Wanting to be cruel, of course, Moore needled the child further. "Maybe Jonah went to hell" Moore told the child. "Then you can ask him." The little child replied. Posted by: Joe D. at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (Xv7f/) 744
The reason sniper hides on top of a roof and shoots enemy in the back is to prevent enemy shoots you in the face.
Posted by: guest at January 26, 2015 04:09 PM (2ldUF) 745
9 WWJD? Probably not be a sniper - or any soldier (as we know that term). What does that mean - absolutely nothing.
Posted by: SH at January 26, 2015 03:01 PM (gmeXX) He also wouldn't be an obese, arrogant big mouth, with a millionaire's hypocrite house in Michigan's upper peninsula. Posted by: nerdygirl at January 26, 2015 04:09 PM (DXcH1) 746
All Mayo on the Double Western Bacon Cheeseburger
Posted by: Cave Johnson at January 26, 2015 04:09 PM (fA5xz) 747
The Seventh Sealed Trailer-load of Twinkies
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:09 PM (MbqmP) 748
Hogans Heroes
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 04:09 PM (wtvvX) 749
738 The Hunt for Red Lobster
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (LoIJo) YES! As good as Girth of a Nation. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:09 PM (CMkNk) 750
Fat Patrol
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:09 PM (6/J77) 751
Diner
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:10 PM (oFCZn) 752
[Ice] Scream Posted by: Radeaminit at January 26, 2015 04:10 PM (Xv7f/) 753
The Jowling
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:10 PM (2cS/G) 754
Raid on Anchovy Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 04:10 PM (lKyWE) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 04:10 PM (IXrOn) 756
Abbot and Costello Meet the Blob
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:10 PM (MbqmP) 757
Black Hawk Browned
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:10 PM (ABcz/) 758
The Green Beignets
Posted by: This message brought to you by Michael Moore at January 26, 2015 04:11 PM (l1zOH) 759
BIG
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:11 PM (ABcz/) 760
The drivethrough also rises
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:11 PM (6/J77) 761
A Pot of Lard Now
Posted by: Cave Johnson at January 26, 2015 04:11 PM (fA5xz) 762
1941 lbs
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:11 PM (LoIJo) 763
Right now, it's snowing and blowing in NYC. The real meat of the storm has yet to arrive. Expected later tonight and through tomorrow afternoon. Just back from the market and people are going nuts like ISIS is in Jersey (probably are). It's just a little blizzard, people! Sheesh. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:11 PM (CMkNk) 764
3: The Left needs its Emmanuel Goldstein. The designated object of Hate.
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at January 26, 2015 04:11 PM (DDz6J) 765
MM Drowned In Duck Soup
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 04:11 PM (028dR) Posted by: Radeaminit at January 26, 2015 04:11 PM (Xv7f/) 767
Fat-Ass.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (g1DWB) 768
What happens when it snows in the Heartland.
Lamestream media: "Parts of the midwest received over a foot of snow this week..." What happens when it snows on the East Coast. Lamestream media" "SNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, ZOMG!!!" Posted by: Frosty at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (TaO1J) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (CMkNk) 770
Torpedo Bun
Posted by: This message brought to you by Michael Moore at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (l1zOH) 771
From the Halls of Mo goo gai pan...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (qh617) 772
The Old Man and the Seafood
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (i0wGQ) 773
War of Scones
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (XzRw1) 774
fathawk down
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (6/J77) 775
Band of Buttered Toat
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (ABcz/) 776
>>>They never bother to read the scripture, they merely pick and choose pieces to attack us.
Go further. They attack specifically to call Chritians "hypocrites" and damn them as being inconsistent with their Faith. The more widely-read ones would add "I can at least respect Moslems *because they do what their book says to do*." Posted by: James Cagney at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (3ZtZW) 777
Tootsie Roll
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (LoIJo) 778
The Strain -- The story of Michael Moores furniture.
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (Dq2JL) 779
Stop! Or My Mom Will Make Lasagna!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (oFCZn) 780
No; God didn't invent diabetes and not everyone who has it because of their weight and other issues is an insensitive idiot like Moore. Moore is no position to judge the actions of Chris Kyle.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (DXzRD) 781
Good Morning, Viet Ham
Posted by: zombie Robin Williams at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (tdmtT) 782
Inglorious Fat Basterds
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (uSAVP) Posted by: Radeaminit at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (Xv7f/) 784
This post is one of the best ever. As funny and memorable as the Mad Libs one from a year or so ago. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (CMkNk) 785
Boarshead (instead of Jarhead)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (ABcz/) 786
He's Got Gams
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (LoIJo) 787
It's just a little blizzard, people! Sheesh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:11 PM (CMkNk) A... yup... Posted by: Private Ramey, sitting at Valley Forge, 1778 at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (qh617) 788
Catch of The Day-22
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (wAQA5) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (V70Uh) 790
Das Scrot Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:14 PM (6/J77) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:14 PM (CMkNk) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 04:14 PM (IXrOn) 793
Honey, I Ate the Kids
Posted by: all doubt removed at January 26, 2015 04:14 PM (DvOSv) 794
Raiders of the Lost Sea Container Full of Chinese Cheetos
Posted by: Chester says, "Buy USA!" at January 26, 2015 04:14 PM (yn6XZ) 795
THE HOAGIES OF TELEMARK
Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (UzPAd) 796
Shadow of the Vast Liar
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (MbqmP) Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (XzRw1) 798
I got what I wanted out of that fat ass, then left him in a puddle of tears sobbing into his king size bag of pork rinds.
Posted by: Michael Moore's Ex at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (TaO1J) 799
Cavuto covering Moore's comments now.
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (Dq2JL) 800
Sergeant Fork
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (oFCZn) 801
The planet has a fever.
Posted by: ManBearPig at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (PuQW/) 802
Double Hamburger Hill...with Cheese
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (ABcz/) 803
Hoagies Gyros
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (6/J77) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (CMkNk) 805
WWJD? Probably not be a sniper - or any soldier (as we know that term). What does that mean - absolutely nothing.
Posted by: SH at January 26, 2015 03:01 PM (gmeXX) Neither Jesus Himself, nor any of his apostles ever instructed people to stop being soldiers. That indicates that Jesus at least understood that war was going to happen, and that governments needed soldiers to defend themselves and their people. As to the question of snipers- I do not believe Jesus would have any problem with snipers in combat. The question is not whether the opponent had an opportunity to defend himself; the question is whether or not the killing was morally justified or not. If it was, then no "opportunity to defend himself" is needed. If it was not, then no "opportunity to defend himself" would make it so. As to the question of Michael Moore, I think Jesus looks on him with pity and sadness, whilst the Devil and his angels look on him with glee and rejoicing. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (kff5f) 806
I Ate The Last House On The Left
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (028dR) 807
No, he just pulls up his legs, lets his pannus (now I'll remember this word forever) drape to the ground, and sticks a leafblower in his ass.
Hover, indeed. Posted by: JEM I cannae hold 'er Captain! I'm giving 'er all the power now! Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (TAu/7) 808
The Boys From Bratwurst
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 04:16 PM (wAQA5) 809
A Fistful of Donuts
For a Few Donuts Moore.... And.. the Good, the Bad and Ugly (he fits two categories in that one). Posted by: Bb Wolf at January 26, 2015 04:16 PM (qh617) 810
Inhales Gravy
Posted by: zombie Ernest Borgnine at January 26, 2015 04:16 PM (tdmtT) 811
Since Moore and Maher have a problem with military action, I think they should be sent on a mission to negotiate with the Islamic beheaders. They can take James Taylor with them.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 26, 2015 04:16 PM (DXcH1) 812
1941 lbs
Posted by: phreshone ------------- That's the craziest son of a bitch I ever saw. How many more like him do you think there are up there? Posted by: Gen. Stilwell at January 26, 2015 04:16 PM (l1zOH) 813
In Hams Way
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:17 PM (XzRw1) 814
Silence of the Lambs Braised in a Beaujoliais Reduction With a Mint Jelly Garnish. Posted by: Radeaminit at January 26, 2015 04:17 PM (Xv7f/) 815
810 Inhales Gravy
Posted by: zombie Ernest Borgnine at January 26, 2015 04:16 PM (tdmtT) They keep getting better and better!!! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:17 PM (CMkNk) 816
As to the question of Michael Moore, I think Jesus looks on him with pity and sadness, whilst the Devil and his angels look on him with glee and rejoicing.
Dinner at last! Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:17 PM (TAu/7) 817
20,000 Leagues Under the Waistband
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:18 PM (MbqmP) 818
THE DEVIL'S FOODCAKE
Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2015 04:18 PM (UzPAd) 819
... all ready on it...
Posted by: Fox News staffer assigned to AoSHQ at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (NaV4z) We don't get it. Posted by: Doocy and Kilmeade Inc., Rocket Surgeons at January 26, 2015 04:18 PM (vgIRn) 820
Tropic Thunderthighs
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:18 PM (ABcz/) 821
Beaking 2: Eating Vindaloo
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:18 PM (2cS/G) 822
Snipers are the ultimate in White Privilege.
Posted by: eman at January 26, 2015 04:18 PM (aNTVu) 823
GLOBZILLA
Posted by: votermom at January 26, 2015 04:18 PM (cbfNE) 824
The Green Bernaise
Posted by: April at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (FjIA5) 825
Mullhollandaise Falls
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (wtvvX) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (CMkNk) 827
Stop-weightLoss
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (ABcz/) 828
Good Morning, Hometown Buffet
Posted by: Cave Johnson at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (fA5xz) 829
Last Mango in Paris
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (i0wGQ) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (IXrOn) Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (XzRw1) 832
Breaking Bad Wind.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (TAu/7) 833
Fight Club Sandwich
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (LoIJo) 834
Jacob's Platter
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (ABcz/) 835
And if you think that I hate Snipers...
President Obama's Drone killings? Yup...he's a pussy too. Ah, who the fcuk am I kidding. My buddy Baraka is almost a god. And can dispense justice any way he sees fit. We are blessed to have him Posted by: Michael Al-Moore at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (fL+1V) 836
World War 'Za
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (2cS/G) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (CMkNk) Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (iImBW) 839
Destination Dunkin' Donuts
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (oFCZn) 840
Who's Eating Gilbert Grape?
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (MbqmP) 841
Selma Do I Pass the Buffet or Dessert Posted by: M. Moore at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (Xv7f/) 842
Bridge over the river of Fries
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (6/J77) 843
No; God didn't invent diabetes and not everyone who has it because of their weight and other issues is an insensitive idiot like Moore.
Now I hear what you're saying. An issue. Now I can insure you the good folks at Liberty Medical will make sure you don't have issues with your diabeetus supplies. Why don't you give them a call? Posted by: Wilford Brimley at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (zxQ4h) 844
Bridge over the river of Fries
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (6/J77) 845
the snipers as cowards came out of the midieval armies that viewed archers as being unmanly because they killed from afar without the glory of vanquishing ones enemy face to face in combat.in modern warfare it doesn't hold up. Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (lKyWE) 846
Taco! Taco! Taco!
Posted by: eman at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (aNTVu) Posted by: Jesus at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (ObXhH) 848
>>>Neither Jesus Himself, nor any of his apostles ever instructed people to stop being soldiers.
Nope. Some soldiers did, however, have problems being one after their conversions. The simplistic idea is the whole 'no killing' thing, but the real deal was likely Roman soldier == worship of Emperors, payment with graven___d coins, etc Posted by: James Cagney at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (3ZtZW) 849
Planet of the Ape-fucking Monkeytards
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (wtvvX) 850
Feeds
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (2cS/G) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (CMkNk) 852
First Blood Pudding
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (oFCZn) 853
2001: A Scale Odyssey
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (MbqmP) 854
Colonel Wimp
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (L6/+u) 855
847
Dear Michael Moore, You know NOTHING of My work. FUCK YOU. Your Lord, Jesus Posted by: Jesus at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (ObXhH) Please Tweet that to Tubby? Please? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (CMkNk) 856
Yellow Submarine Sandwich
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:22 PM (LoIJo) 857
Die-t Hard
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:22 PM (ABcz/) 858
#854 addendum "Buffet Starts At Midnight"
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 04:22 PM (L6/+u) 859
the snipers as cowards came out of the midieval armies that viewed archers as being unmanly because they killed from afar without the glory of vanquishing ones enemy face to face in combat.
Which lasted until trebuchets and cannon. Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:22 PM (TAu/7) 860
"Not sure what Jesus would do - but Muhammad would chop your fucking head off."
I don't have the Twitters but anyone is welcome to use it. Posted by: JDW at January 26, 2015 04:22 PM (YcbLq) 861
The Unbearable Endless of Eating Posted by: M. Moore at January 26, 2015 04:22 PM (Xv7f/) 862
What does Jesus need with a twitter account? Posted by: Jesus at January 26, 2015 04:23 PM (ObXhH) Posted by: James Cagney at January 26, 2015 04:23 PM (3ZtZW) 864
Royale with Cheese Hill
Posted by: eman at January 26, 2015 04:23 PM (aNTVu) 865
Rosencrantz and Fill My Fucking Plate
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:23 PM (2cS/G) 866
SUSHI! SUSHI! SUSHI!
Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2015 04:23 PM (UzPAd) 867
Greasetrap
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 04:23 PM (wtvvX) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 26, 2015 04:23 PM (V70Uh) 869
There Will Be Blood Sausage
Posted by: M. Moore at January 26, 2015 04:23 PM (Xv7f/) 870
The Alamo Steakhouse
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:24 PM (oFCZn) 871
Casino Royale with Cheese
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:24 PM (LoIJo) 872
Michael Moore's new documentary,"Taliban Sniper", lasts for 2 minutes.
Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 04:24 PM (8MjqI) 873
A Buffet Too Far Posted by: rankle at January 26, 2015 04:24 PM (Xv7f/) 874
Yambo!
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:24 PM (XzRw1) 875
Midnight Express Buffet Line
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 04:24 PM (Dq2JL) 876
In Which We Serve Dinner
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:24 PM (oFCZn) 877
"What does Jesus need with a twitter account?
Jesus " Bob Dole wonders why Jesus would speak in third person Posted by: Bob Dole at January 26, 2015 04:24 PM (fL+1V) 878
13 monkeys in a cream sauce
Posted by: bananaDream at January 26, 2015 04:24 PM (GJnhB) 879
Yeast of Eden
Posted by: Kreplach at January 26, 2015 04:25 PM (DDFkt) 880
Kon Tiki Platter
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:25 PM (2cS/G) 881
MM is just pissd that American Sniper has brought in more at the box office in two weeks than all of his "films" ever. Jealousy is an ugly emotion.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 26, 2015 04:25 PM (6fyGz) 882
Does this thread make my ass look fat?
Posted by: Michael Doughnut eat`n Moore at January 26, 2015 04:25 PM (TaO1J) 883
Fromunda Eternity
Posted by: Chet Cognomen at January 26, 2015 04:25 PM (RwwCT) 884
The Thin Red Buffet Line Posted by: rankle at January 26, 2015 04:25 PM (Xv7f/) 885
Objective, Denny's!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:25 PM (oFCZn) 886
Religious authority Michael Moore must have been absent the day they taught that inconvenient story about Jesus and the Centurion...
Posted by: richard mcenroe at January 26, 2015 04:26 PM (XO6WW) 887
Two Mules For Sister Sarah to Cook and Serve to Michael Moore For His Midmorning Snack
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:26 PM (MbqmP) 888
Waistworld Posted by: rankle at January 26, 2015 04:26 PM (Xv7f/) 889
Crepes of Wrath
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:26 PM (ABcz/) 890
Gettysburger and Fries
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 26, 2015 04:26 PM (XUKZU) 891
BLACKENED SIRLOIN DOWN
Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2015 04:26 PM (UzPAd) 892
Maggiano's Line.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:26 PM (TAu/7) 893
Blintz on the River Kwai
Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 04:26 PM (8MjqI) 894
Eight Heads of Cheese in a Duffel Bag.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 26, 2015 04:27 PM (PuQW/) 895
I refuse to be lectured about morality by the same people that endorse abortion.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo I refuse to be lectured on anything by people who live ever higher on the hog while telling us to make do with less. (The abortion thing got beat to death last week. I ain't going back there right now.) Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 04:27 PM (DT3rQ) 896
Heaven Can Weight Posted by: rankle at January 26, 2015 04:27 PM (Xv7f/) Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 26, 2015 04:27 PM (3g9q6) Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:27 PM (XzRw1) 899
Some soldiers did, however, have problems being one after their conversions. The simplistic idea is the whole 'no killing' thing, but the real deal was likely...
Prezactly. Some soldiers- but not all. I (personally) would classify that in the whole "eating meat sacrificed to idols" thing. Some people could ignore it and say, "What? It's just meat. And I can afford it this way." Others couldn't get past the whole "sacrificed to idols." Similarly, I expect some converted soldiers could say "What? It's a denarius. And my 'worship' of Caesar involves... not saying bad things about him. I don't exactly sacrifice puppies on the alter of Caesar." But some couldn't get past those things you mentioned. All of which is immaterial to the question: "What would Jesus do?" because we have that answer- he would *not* tell you not to be a soldier. Does Michael Moore think that the Romans fought "fair?" Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:27 PM (kff5f) 900
White Men Can't Dump
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:27 PM (2cS/G) 901
Moore wouldn't get his head chopped off by muslims if he was in mortal danger. He'd convert in a heartbeat. A moral coward Michael Moore is.
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at January 26, 2015 04:27 PM (DDz6J) 902
The Postman Always Ring Dings Twice
Posted by: Kreplach at January 26, 2015 04:28 PM (DDFkt) 903
Red Velvet Cake
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:28 PM (ABcz/) 904
Is anyone but me thinking that maybe Ace has fallen into a snowdrift and can't get out? Maybe JJ can go look for a couple of furry little feet sticking out of a drift. That would be Ace.
Posted by: Old Blue at January 26, 2015 04:28 PM (vVSOO) 905
Michael Moore's new documentary,"Taliban Sniper", lasts for 2 minutes.
Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 04:24 PM -------------------- Brings to mind the Special Guest Stars of Police Squad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=068OcpqHc5Q Posted by: Comment, Shmomment at January 26, 2015 04:28 PM (RyhI9) 906
two Americas
Posted by: Caliban at January 26, 2015 04:28 PM (3GFMN) 907
It's Constipated
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:29 PM (ABcz/) Posted by: rankle at January 26, 2015 04:29 PM (Xv7f/) 909
Hunting For Mr. Hersheybar
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 04:29 PM (Dq2JL) 910
A Bridge Mix too Far Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 04:29 PM (lKyWE) 911
Michael Moore stars as Fatticus Finch in "To Eat a Mockingbird"
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:29 PM (LoIJo) 912
Moore failed. So Jesus sent Kyle.
Posted by: M.nicely at January 26, 2015 04:29 PM (MNdHi) Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:29 PM (ABcz/) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:29 PM (l1zOH) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2015 04:29 PM (DXzRD) Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:29 PM (XzRw1) 917
Ferris Bueller's Day Pass to Costco
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:30 PM (2cS/G) 918
That Man Who Would Be King Dons
Posted by: rankle at January 26, 2015 04:30 PM (Xv7f/) 919
Fun with Dick and Jam
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:30 PM (ABcz/) 920
From the sidebar: Georgie Couple Apparently Lured to Their Deaths By Craigslist Ad for Vintage Mustang
Georgie couple? What's a "Georgie" couple? Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:30 PM (kff5f) 921
The Sauteing of The Lambs
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:30 PM (LoIJo) 922
October Pie.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:30 PM (kff5f) 923
To Sirloin With Love
Posted by: all doubt removed at January 26, 2015 04:31 PM (DvOSv) Posted by: BIG ALFREDO at January 26, 2015 04:31 PM (iWo0u) 925
Sunday School question 3
What would Jesus think about people who rail against the (1%) but own nine properties worth over 25 million? Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:31 PM (cNJvW) 926
The Gravy Train
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:31 PM (l1zOH) 927
True story- Michael Moore helped me decide to vote for Bush in 2000. And not as some reflexive anti-Michael Moore vote. Moore was doing the occasional man-on-the-street pieces for Leno on the Tonight Show, and Leno tasked Moore with getting a hug from the presidential candidates at the time. Bush was friendly to Moore and gave him a hug even though Moore was a shill for the other party. The other person who helped was Nancy Pelosi's daughter, Alexandra, who was allowed by Bush to shot some behind the scenes stuff during the campaign. She was being a smart ass and asked him "If you could be any kind of tree, what tree would you be?" and without blinking an eye Bush responded, "I wouldn't be a tree, I'm a Bush." Up to that point I was going to vote for the Straight-Talk Express (John McCain), but he pulled some shit and I now had a better opinion of Bush. Posted by: Darth Randall at January 26, 2015 04:31 PM (6n332) 928
So, a sniper, acting on orders, in country equals the greatest evil of all times.
King Putt, ordering the army to drop a Hellfire from 10000 feet on the same man-made disaster person equals a second Nobel Peace Prize. Explanation please and "Shut up you racist!" doesn't qualify. As for Michael Moore war movie Michael Moore in "They were Expandable." the heroic story of Michael Moore's sweat pants on the day he destroyed the Old Country Buffet in Minot North Dakota. Posted by: JB1000 at January 26, 2015 04:31 PM (16OL0) 929
The African Dairy Queen
Posted by: rankle at January 26, 2015 04:31 PM (Xv7f/) 930
The Last Of The Marzipans
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:31 PM (2cS/G) Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:31 PM (TAu/7) Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (XzRw1) 933
The Devil Dogs and Miss Moore.
Posted by: Kreplach at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (DDFkt) 934
Five Easy Pieces of Pie
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (LoIJo) 935
Michael Moore's new documentary,"Taliban Sniper", lasts for 2 minutes.
That's a minute 59 seconds longer than he usually lasts. Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (DT3rQ) Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (W5DcG) 937
The Outlaw Josey Whale
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (l1zOH) 938
Butterfinger.....instead of Goldfinger?? naaaa
Posted by: BIG ALFREDO at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (iWo0u) 939
Field of Dreamsicles
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (wtvvX) 940
Guardians of the Galleys
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (cNJvW) 941
843 No; God didn't invent diabetes and not everyone who has it because of their weight and other issues is an insensitive idiot like Moore.
************ I was 15 pounds underweight when my pancreas turned traitor. But I AM an insensitive idiot. Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (vgIRn) 942
the snipers as cowards came out of the midieval armies that viewed archers as being unmanly because they killed from afar without the glory of vanquishing ones enemy face to face in combat
Thus whined the Spartans after Sphacteria. Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (evdj2) 943
A Walk in the Food Court
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (Dq2JL) 944
Buffets Are Forever.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:33 PM (kff5f) 945
I Walk the Buffet Line
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 04:33 PM (i0wGQ) 946
12 years A Slob
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:33 PM (cNJvW) 947
over 900 comments and no one has linked this yet?
http://ace-o-spades.blogspot.com/2004_04_18_ace-o-spades_archive.html#108264362649366527 Posted by: AltonJackson at January 26, 2015 04:33 PM (2Ayux) 948
Not a movie but little MM playing Battleship with a friend. Hey Michael you ate my battleship.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 04:33 PM (eeTCA) 949
Lost in Transfats Land
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:33 PM (kff5f) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 04:34 PM (LA7Cm) 951
Carnivorous Knowledge
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:34 PM (LoIJo) 952
The 700 Pound Club
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 04:34 PM (LA7Cm) 953
Moon pie labe!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:34 PM (eeTCA) 954
Ingestion
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 04:34 PM (wtvvX) 955
LOOK! Who's Coming to Dinner!
Posted by: Kreplach at January 26, 2015 04:34 PM (DDFkt) 956
From Dusk Till Dawn (at the Sirloin Stockade)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:34 PM (MbqmP) 957
Since we've gotten away from strictly war movies, how about:
Twin Peaks of Meringue Fire Up a Wok With Me Posted by: A. Pendragon at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (wJliR) 958
Weekend at Bernie's Buffet
Posted by: Old Blue at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (vVSOO) Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (cNJvW) 960
Dine Hard
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (eeTCA) 961
Doggie Bags of Our Fathers
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (wAQA5) Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (XzRw1) 963
The Man Who Came To Dinner and Never Left
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (i0wGQ) 964
Being a military sniper is not against Christianity.
I don't know what Jesus (who was not a soldier) would do, but He never told soldier to desert and neither did any of the Apostles, as far as I know. Two thousand years of Christianity have been supportive of the military. Being a sniper is just a form of attack from ambush, which is explicitly allowed (at least in Catholicism, and I assume by most everyone else). Whether or not Jesus would have supported the Iraq War, I don't know. Neither does Michael Moore, who, I assume is doing this just to get buzz. Posted by: zerk at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (dFBkj) Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (wtvvX) 966
Is anyone but me thinking that maybe Ace has fallen into a snowdrift and can't get out?
We *were* supposed to get snow apocalypse in this area, but it looks as if the deities are personally punishing New England for underfellating their balls. Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (zxQ4h) 967
The Green Jello Mile (Is Mikey a Lutheran?)
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (Dq2JL) Posted by: Kreplach at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (DDFkt) 969
Holy crap, I think we're on course for 1000...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 04:36 PM (DT3rQ) 970
Why do I even have to know who this irrelevant fat fuck is? Almost as bad as admitting you have heard of those skank Kardashian sluts. Fuck our betters. I'm fine the way I am.don't need those assholes preaching to me about morals and shit.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 26, 2015 04:36 PM (ucDmr) Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:36 PM (cNJvW) 972
I think part of the fat one's internalized issues is the fact that he has never taken a stance on anything which was based on a moral or ethical value.
He is perhaps one of the most morally shallow individuals to walk the planet in our time. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2015 04:36 PM (fL+1V) 973
The Adventures of Bacon Munchausen
Posted by: all doubt removed at January 26, 2015 04:36 PM (DvOSv) 974
Muffin Call
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:36 PM (ABcz/) 975
Abbot and Costello get Eaten by a Fcukfaced Asshole
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 04:36 PM (wtvvX) 976
The Buns of Abalone
Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at January 26, 2015 04:36 PM (SGtBn) 977
Mikey M: Confessions of a Cereal Killer
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 04:36 PM (i0wGQ) 978
Fatatouille
Posted by: flmomof4 at January 26, 2015 04:37 PM (nSjrf) 979
I'm a graduate of XVIII Airborne Corps Sniper Schoollo these many years ago. After Recondo School, it was one of the most difficult courses I took. Only a handful of us in my Brigade were able to get a slot in the school. I didn't mind the shooting aspect or find itespecially difficult but the stalking phase was a bear. Not once not ever did I hear of any stigma surrounding snipers.
Funny thing: the Army psychiatrist who screened sniper school candidates actually did ask me how I felt about my mother. I started laughing, told him I thought shrinks only asked that question in the movies. He laughed along with me but I found out later from a psychiatrist friend that there are all sorts of behavioral cues that psychiatrists look for when they ask that question. Two of the guys who went with me for that appointment didn't pass the psych screening. I always wondered how they reacted to the 'Do you love your mother?' question, or if that was the question they reacted to. Posted by: troyriser at January 26, 2015 04:37 PM (CAJL/) Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 04:37 PM (DT3rQ) 981
Mikey Moore sweats gravy.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 26, 2015 04:37 PM (ucDmr) 982
I Ate the Streets of San Francisco
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 04:38 PM (LA7Cm) 983
From the sidebar: Georgie Couple Apparently Lured to Their Deaths By Craigslist Ad for Vintage Mustang
Georgie couple? What's a "Georgie" couple? Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:30 PM (kff5f) One of the Mustang book of faces groups I'm in is highlighting this ad, same car in every ad in several states, along with the story and the warning. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 26, 2015 04:38 PM (6fyGz) 984
Starsky and Lunch
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 04:38 PM (LA7Cm) 985
Gravity
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 04:38 PM (wtvvX) 986
He is perhaps one of the most morally shallow individuals to
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 04:38 PM (evdj2) 987
Curry
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 26, 2015 04:39 PM (vgIRn) 988
The Hotdogs of War
Posted by: Old Blue at January 26, 2015 04:39 PM (vVSOO) 989
897 The Hunt for Red Lobster...
that's pretty good. Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 26, 2015 04:27 PM (3g9q6) For the gays: The Hunt For Red Throbsters Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 04:39 PM (8MjqI) 990
I don't know what Jesus (who was not a soldier) would do,
---------------- He specifically instructed his disciples to arm themselves against bad guys. He said to them, “But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one..." Luke 22:36 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:39 PM (l1zOH) 991
I Wanted Chicken Wings
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 04:39 PM (i0wGQ) 992
The Best Wing
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (ABcz/) 993
The Devil's Food Cake Brigade
Posted by: Old Blue at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (vVSOO) 994
1000th!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (0HooB) 995
I Eat Planes, Trains and Automobiles
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (wtvvX) 996
The Incredible Bulk
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (LA7Cm) Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (cNJvW) 998
The problem with this thread? Besides the fact it's rank?
Some of the comments are making me hungry. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (kff5f) 999
I grand baby! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (CMkNk) 1000
But I AM an insensitive idiot.
Try harder then because you're not doing a very good job at it. :^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (DXzRD) 1001
?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (LA7Cm) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (CMkNk) 1003
Shazbot!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (0HooB) 1004
One of the Mustang book of faces groups I'm in is highlighting this ad, same car in every ad in several states, along with the story and the warning.
Posted by: GGE ----------------- So..., Ford haters? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (l1zOH) 1005
Damn, going for a 1000.
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at January 26, 2015 04:41 PM (DDz6J) 1006
994th!
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:41 PM (MbqmP) 1007
Twelve O'Clock High Feast
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 04:41 PM (Dq2JL) 1008
999!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (CMkNk) That sounds like a good campaign slogan. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:41 PM (kff5f) 1009
Hungermenschen
Posted by: James Cagney at January 26, 2015 04:41 PM (3ZtZW) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:41 PM (l1zOH) Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:42 PM (MbqmP) 1012
Das Bloat
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:42 PM (l1zOH) Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 04:42 PM (0FSuD) 1014
OK, now can we have a new thread? We hit the 1000 mark.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 04:42 PM (0HooB) 1015
Hope Bloats
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:42 PM (MbqmP) 1016
2000 HERE WE COME!!!!1!
Posted by: James Cagney at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (3ZtZW) 1017
I Dream of Jelly Donuts
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (LA7Cm) 1018
Nothing like angrying up the Moron Horde. This thread is over a 1000 posts. Some funny shit.
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (DDz6J) 1019
The Longest Belt
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (eeTCA) 1020
You can lead a horse to water, but a fool and his money are soon parted
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (LoIJo) 1021
When I speak of moral shallowness, if Islam were to conquer the US, that fat fcuk would be shoving people out of his way to the front of the line to say the Shahada.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (fL+1V) Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (kff5f) Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (cNJvW) 1024
2000! Yes we can!
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (Dq2JL) 1025
Cold Mountain (of Ham)
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (wAQA5) 1026
Mikey the Riveter
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (XzRw1) 1027
Thirty 'Seconds' Over Tokyo
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:44 PM (l1zOH) 1028
The Lefties are rooting for the other side; simple as that. Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 26, 2015 04:44 PM (YQ4mh) 1029
CHiPs & dips
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 04:44 PM (LA7Cm) 1030
The Rocky Road Picture Show
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:44 PM (LoIJo) Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 04:44 PM (evdj2) 1032
Boring Boring Boring
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:44 PM (cNJvW) 1033
So if The Prophet Ace loses power and internet, does the blog die or does Pixy take up the slack?
Also, now the three feet of snow? 8-12 inches now. Sold a lot of bread. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 04:44 PM (0FSuD) 1034
Earthquake
Posted by: Charleton Heston at January 26, 2015 04:44 PM (LoIJo) 1035
He specifically instructed his disciples to arm themselves against bad guys.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:39 PM (l1zOH) What would you expect from a shape-shifting Joooo? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2015 04:45 PM (Zu3d9) 1036
901 Moore wouldn't get his head chopped off by muslims if he was in mortal danger. He'd convert in a heartbeat. A moral coward Michael Moore is.
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at January 26, 2015 04:27 PM (DDz6J) Also, would their problem with pork get in the way of their beheading Moore? Posted by: nerdygirl at January 26, 2015 04:45 PM (DXcH1) 1037
Hawaii 5-0...00000
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 04:45 PM (LA7Cm) 1038
Boring Boring Boring
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:44 PM (cNJvW) That's *also* what she said... Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:45 PM (kff5f) 1039
Flapjack Mountain.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 26, 2015 04:45 PM (PuQW/) 1040
So..., Ford haters?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (l1zOH) Camaro drivers. Whaddayagonnado. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 26, 2015 04:45 PM (6fyGz) Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:45 PM (XzRw1) 1042
"He specifically instructed his disciples to arm themselves against bad guys. "
See...Jesus wants us to carry. Wonder if he meant open, or CC? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2015 04:45 PM (fL+1V) 1043
30 seconds over tofu.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:45 PM (cNJvW) 1044
Also, now the three feet of snow? 8-12 inches now.
I thought it was supposed to snow through tomorrow. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2015 04:46 PM (DXzRD) 1045
Chicken Run...ning from Michael Moore
Posted by: rankle at January 26, 2015 04:46 PM (Xv7f/) 1046
This thread is going to be as long Moore's belt, isnt it?
Posted by: votermom at January 26, 2015 04:46 PM (5kUPl) 1047
The ewok is trying to
On the upside, refrigeration costs should be down for a while... Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 04:46 PM (DT3rQ) 1048
Fried Green Tomatoes With a Side of Ham 30 Eggs Two Tons of Bacon a Dump-truck Full of Grits 600 Pancakes and All of the Grease From Your Fryer
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:46 PM (MbqmP) 1049
Splendor in the Foie Gras
Posted by: rankle at January 26, 2015 04:47 PM (Xv7f/) 1050
THE DESSERT RATS
Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2015 04:47 PM (UzPAd) Posted by: Thug Advice Columnist at January 26, 2015 04:47 PM (JiX4v) 1052
Help us RD Brewer, you're our only hope!
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:47 PM (kff5f) 1053
How many starving kids could that fuckwit save if he went on a diet?
Posted by: Thug Advice Columnist at January 26, 2015 04:47 PM (JiX4v) All of them. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:47 PM (kff5f) 1054
See...Jesus wants us to carry.
Wonder if he meant open, or CC? If we aren't supposed to hide our light under a basket, I suspect he'd be an open carry dude. Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 04:47 PM (DT3rQ) 1055
The Finisher
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 26, 2015 04:47 PM (TPjwz) 1056
Little known TV fact, Michael Moore was the original island in "Gilligan's Island.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 04:48 PM (LA7Cm) Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:48 PM (XzRw1) 1058
Shenandougha. (maybe that will get us a new thread?)
Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 04:48 PM (8MjqI) 1059
Forrest Lump
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:48 PM (oFCZn) 1060
Baked Mystery Alaska
Posted by: rankle at January 26, 2015 04:48 PM (Xv7f/) 1061
Supersize Me!
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:48 PM (MbqmP) 1062
Good Morning, Leftover Ham Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 04:48 PM (wAQA5) 1063
Any Given Sundae
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:48 PM (kff5f) 1064
As a diabetic, I'd ask that you please don't associate diabetes with Michael Moore. STDs, maybe. But diabetes doesn't deserve it.
Posted by: Moose4 at January 26, 2015 04:49 PM (O4XaS) 1065
Wonder if he meant open, or CC?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2015 04:45 PM (fL+1V) Two is one and one is none. Apropos of nothing I suppose, this wedding that I am supposed to be officiating at is for Range Partner, the guy who got me into shooting, and his bride to be has requested he not go armed. So he has requested I carry two, one for him and one for me. I have been asked to keep them concealed so the bride to be can have her wedding pictures sans visible firearms. Hell, if I ever get married again I'm going to require the preacher to carry a Mosin with bayonet affixed in the pictures. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 26, 2015 04:49 PM (6fyGz) 1066
Funny that Michael Moore derides snipers when his death will be brought about by a sniper. That snipers name, Little Debbie.
Posted by: Pvt First Class at January 26, 2015 04:49 PM (VDovR) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2015 04:49 PM (fL+1V) 1068
Where's willow when we need her?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 04:49 PM (0HooB) 1069
Charlie's Angelfood Cake
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:49 PM (ABcz/) 1070
The Whole Nine Lards
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:49 PM (LoIJo) 1071
Butch Cassidy and the Sunny Side Up Kid
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:49 PM (oFCZn) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 26, 2015 04:49 PM (DT5de) 1073
This thread is going to be as long Moore's belt, isnt it?
Posted by: votermom at January 26, 2015 04:46 PM (5kUPl) Orion doesn't have a belt that long. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 26, 2015 04:50 PM (6fyGz) 1074
Corgis! Onward to nood!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 04:50 PM (DT3rQ) 1075
A Ham in Berlin
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 04:50 PM (wAQA5) 1076
Camaro drivers. Whaddayagonnado.
Posted by: GGE -------------- Trade up? ;-) Sold the Impreza. Got nothing for it :-( Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:50 PM (l1zOH) 1077
The Klondike (Bar) Kid
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 26, 2015 04:50 PM (DT5de) 1078
They Were Indigestible.
Posted by: navybrat at January 26, 2015 04:52 PM (JgC5a) 1079
Nude Place Holder Thread.
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 04:52 PM (evdj2) 1080
I enjoy calling Michael Moore a lard assed, insecure dick with a face only a mother could tolerate.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 26, 2015 04:53 PM (A98Xu) 1081
one thousand eighty first!
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 04:55 PM (wAQA5) 1082
Bush lied to the previous King of Suadi Arabia and I hope that Presdent Obama can patch all the damage done by Bush.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 26, 2015 04:56 PM (Sd++4) 1083
Is it wrong that I find all these clever fat jokes to be laugh-out-loud funny? Am I a bad person for laughing at "They Were Indigestible" and "The Cattle in My Bulge"?
Nah. Keep on doing what you're doing. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 26, 2015 04:56 PM (DT5de) 1084
FULL MENTAL JAGOFF
Posted by: seamrog at January 26, 2015 04:56 PM (37eeX) 1085
This contemptable excuse for a human being. A complete waste of skin. Much like a turd, he stinks (so does his movies), leaves a stain, and the best part circles the drain before heading down to the depths of irrelevance.
Proud to say I never saw any of his movies - out of principle. I refuse to line his bacon greased pockets with any of my US of A greenbacks. Other movie title? Ungrateful bitch? (Inglourious Basterds) Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at January 26, 2015 04:57 PM (DlmoZ) 1086
Peter ambushed the servant of one of the soldiers that came to arrest Jesus and cut off his ear. Don't recollect Jesus calling Peter a coward.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:58 PM (cNJvW) 1087
Actually, Kyle did not shoot them in the back; he shot them as they were advancing on our men, who were walking down the effing street in their hellhole cities to fight AQ, who are in fact savages. In fact, he and their "cowardly" sniper Mustafa had a little rivalry going, and big Mu was portrayed as pretty much a soldier, not a murderer, as well.
But I guess Mikey doesn't know much about soldiers, does he? Posted by: PJ at January 26, 2015 05:00 PM (cHuNI) 1088
Butch Casserole and the Fudge Sunday Kid Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 05:00 PM (lKyWE) 1089
Hey Mary, wussup...how you doin'? What do you think of these? Mmmm, sexy.
Posted by: Michael Moore at January 26, 2015 05:01 PM (wAQA5) 1090
"Fck our betters. I'm fine the way I am."
also: "Proud to say I never saw any of his movies - out of principle. " Furthermore, I think Jesus would open-carry a 1911. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 26, 2015 05:02 PM (OCcU9) Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 26, 2015 05:21 PM (DLu2s) 1092
In one parable, Jesus spoke of a homeowner who armed his servants and lay in wait for thieves.
Posted by: richard mcenroe at January 26, 2015 05:24 PM (XO6WW) 1093
KELLY'S HEROES AND CHIPS WITH A SIDE OF GRAVY
Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2015 05:24 PM (UzPAd) 1094
I question how much of a "right-winger" Eastwood is. Ever see "Flags of Our Fathers"? It's the sort of film the Left loves, because it portrays American soldiers as ignorant losers and guilty drunks.
No, I think Eastwood is simply a very good film-maker, who takes the book he's going to film and makes a very good movie from it, putting in only the politics of the book. ("Flags of Our Fathers" was very well made, just waaaaaaaay liberal.) Posted by: Null at January 26, 2015 06:07 PM (xjpRj) 1095
Michael Moore wishes he could blow a seal. You know he does.
Posted by: Eromero at January 26, 2015 06:35 PM (go5uR) 1096
A Belly to Far.
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OK,Torta!Torta! Torta! was the funniest in the bunch. For those of you not in the southwest, a torta is a Mexican sandwich on a sightly sweet roll. Fantastic, fanfreakintastic! Oh, no, now I have to drive to Viva Burrito in Tucson for a Carne Asada torta.
Also, "On Golden Poundcakes", starring another anti American piece of shit, Hanoi Jane Fonda. Fuck her, sideways in her dried up old snatch. With a rotten Pineapple. Twice. Repeat as needed. You guys never fail to cheer me up, thanks for the laughs! Jason J, Tucson Posted by: jaspn j at January 26, 2015 07:09 PM (wAMyW) Posted by: stpaulchuck at January 26, 2015 08:10 PM (oeX8R) 1100
Actually No...He is the reason God invented diabetic comas tho......................
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The Magnificent 7-Up.
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