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Michael Moore: When You Think About It, I'm the Real Hero, Not That Coward Chris Kyle

Michael Moore, Conquerer of the Buffet.






What an ugly, viciously obese toad-like monster.

Mark Hemingway tries to understand the left's unreasoning hatred towards this movie. (Part of their unreasoning hatred towards pretty much everything, of course.)


Even American Sniper largely sidesteps the big political questions about the war on terror. The film is primarily about the heroism of soldiers who, thrust into battle by larger forces, do their best to protect each other and innocent Iraqis. Clint Eastwood, often described as one of the few prominent right-wingers in Hollywood, opposed the invasion of Iraq and questioned the invasion of Afghanistan.

Even so, the film's lack of left-wing politics has been treated in some quarters as an unpardonable sin. "The mere act of trying to make a typically Hollywoodian one-note fairy tale set in the middle of the insane moral morass that is/was the Iraq occupation is both dumber and more arrogant than anything George Bush or even Dick Cheney ever tried," wrote Rolling Stone’s Matt Taibbi. In other words, any account of Kyle's personal heroism is somehow invalid unless it is couched in an extraneous political context tarring the war he fought in as immoral.

While this criticism is myopic and unfair, it’s at least preferable to direct attacks on Kyle and service in Iraq. "My uncle [was] killed by [a] sniper in WW2. We were taught snipers were cowards. Will shoot [you] in the back. Snipers aren’t heroes. And invaders [are] worse," tweeted left-wing documentary filmmaker Michael Moore.


...

The left has tried to avoid the anti-American stain it acquired in the Vietnam era by making sure to mouth platitudes about supporting the troops while criticizing the war. The reaction to American Sniper seems to suggest this pose is insincere. Either you’re rooting for Kyle and his fellow soldiers or you're rooting for AQI. There is no middle ground in American Sniper. The film simply asks audiences to consider the motivations of American soldiers on the ground in Iraq, and then asks whether or not these motivations make them heroic. This may be a difficult question for Michael Moore, but the film and its rapturous audiences answer it with a resounding yes.

Posted by: Ace at 02:57 PM




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1 Frist!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 26, 2015 02:58 PM (OylTT)

2 asshole

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 26, 2015 02:58 PM (pZtrP)

3 Bush? Still?

Posted by: dogfish at January 26, 2015 02:59 PM (1vYi0)

4 A whole lot of the left's intense hatred for the AS movie is that it is doing blistering boffo box office at the very same time that the left's preferred movie, the preposterous hagiography Selma, is struggling to even earn back its production and distribution costs.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 26, 2015 02:59 PM (noWW6)

5 "wrote Rolling Stone's Matt Taibbi."



Oh. Rolling Stone. Got it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:00 PM (oKE6c)

6 fifth?

Posted by: Ian Galt at January 26, 2015 03:00 PM (dmepw)

7 Apocalypse Cow

Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 26, 2015 03:01 PM (zllbf)

8 I saw it this weekend. Good movie. I can only imagine the rage from lefties.

A family going to church. Father and son going shooting. A soldier proud of his county. A soldier who believes in his mission. A soldier who is unapologetic about what he accomplished. A soldier who suffers from PTSD but isn't portrayed as a victim. Shows the enemy over there for the scum they are. No "message" about evil govt/corporations. Thousands of people showing up in the street with flags.

All of those are pretty much "triggers" (to borrow from their vernacular) for your typical lefty.

Posted by: brak at January 26, 2015 03:01 PM (Tj+s6)

9 WWJD? Probably not be a sniper - or any soldier (as we know that term). What does that mean - absolutely nothing.

Posted by: SH at January 26, 2015 03:01 PM (gmeXX)

10 He's a fat waste of life!

Posted by: Carol at January 26, 2015 03:01 PM (sj3Ax)

11 Clickbait film school professor.

Mission accomplished.

Posted by: DM at January 26, 2015 03:01 PM (j/tOh)

12 I hope his fat wife takes ALL his fcuking money in their divorce.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:02 PM (0FSuD)

13 G_ddamn, Ace. That was funny.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 03:02 PM (wtvvX)

14 "The left has tried to avoid the anti-American stain it acquired in the Vietnam era by making sure to mouth platitudes about supporting the troops while criticizing the war."

Mike Judge nailed this with his imagined liberal bumper sticker.

"Support our troops... and their opponents!"

Posted by: torquewrench at January 26, 2015 03:02 PM (noWW6)

15 No good fat bastard.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:02 PM (LA7Cm)

16 I take offence at your comparison with toads Ace. Toads are harmless little animals who eat multitudes of insect pests and don't bother anyone. I really like toads.

Posted by: maddogg at January 26, 2015 03:02 PM (xWW96)

17 you're why god invented Diabetes


Wiping off my monitor right now...

Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:02 PM (7ObY1)

18 What a vermicious knid.

Posted by: Ian Galt at January 26, 2015 03:03 PM (dmepw)

19 Kyle was acting under orders from TFG.

Why is Moore upset?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 03:03 PM (0HooB)

20 Michael Moore is a fat, stuttering clusterf_ck of a miserable humanoid.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 03:03 PM (wtvvX)

21 Ace,
I love your Tweet to him that's why God invented diabetes.
Does the fat SOB have it?

Posted by: Carol at January 26, 2015 03:03 PM (sj3Ax)

22 Liberals all suck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2015 03:03 PM (nzKvP)

23

Noam Chomsky's using the "savage" line too.

Lib Icon Noam Chomsky Shockingly Not A Big Fan Of American Sniper, Says It Teaches You To Hate The "Damn Savages"...

zip

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 03:04 PM (IXrOn)

24 "Look at me!" Michael Moore bellowed. "I am immensely important - mostly immense! I eclipse the very sun that gives you life and you believe this Kyle murdering imperialist running dog murderer is more worthy of your respect! You shall pay as I dance my tantrum of rage! Volcanoes, tsunamis, earthquakes - you will pay!"



Maybe that isn't a direct quote, but it does get to the core of what he said.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Paranoia Punch with Electrolytes at the Outrage Outlet! at January 26, 2015 03:04 PM (hLRSq)

25 Kyle is a straight white Christian male who believed in God and Country.

He's everything the Left hates. They can't stand for him to be made into a Hero. They can't stand that millions admire an honor him. So they must destroy him.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 26, 2015 03:04 PM (ZPrif)

26 The only way American Sniper could have been worse is if Chris Kyle was using a derringer.

Posted by: Rolling Stone at January 26, 2015 03:04 PM (tdmtT)

27 Did I ever tell you your my zero?

Posted by: butt middler at January 26, 2015 03:04 PM (L6/+u)

28 Moore is probably envious of snipers because he can't lay down on his stomach and shoot.

Posted by: HH at January 26, 2015 03:04 PM (Ce4DF)

29 Type 2, Ace. Let's be clear.


Splitters.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 26, 2015 03:04 PM (vgIRn)

30

This movie can bring "unity" to the nation.

Dems CANNOT have that.

All this work they've been doing for 6 years to divide us, blown up in smoke from one movie.

Come on. We cannot have that.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 03:05 PM (IXrOn)

31
Jesus didn't eat any damn Krispy Kreme.

Posted by: What would michael do? at January 26, 2015 03:05 PM (1sVzz)

32 If he doesn't have Diabetes already, he's on the fast track for it.

He surely does have high blood pressure and clogged arteries already.

So, there's your good news for the day.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:05 PM (7ObY1)

33

Michael Moore: Vote NO to Patriotism

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 03:05 PM (IXrOn)

34 9 WWJD? Probably not be a sniper - or any soldier (as we know that term). What does that mean - absolutely nothing.

Posted by: SH at January 26, 2015 03:01 PM (gmeXX)



Jesus probably wouldn't be a fat turd, either. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:05 PM (oKE6c)

35 I also opposed the war in Iraq. Why? Because I knew the Democrats would pull another Vietnam style bug-out after voting for it.


And they did.

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2015 03:06 PM (wlDny)

36 Bob's House of Flannel,
Thanks for Type 2

Posted by: Carol at January 26, 2015 03:06 PM (sj3Ax)

37 The real problem in this instance is Michael Moore attempting to draw attention to himself. He absolutely is a master at this type of thing and people bite every time. Why not follow the lead of his ex-wife and ignore him.

Posted by: booter at January 26, 2015 03:06 PM (XZCy1)

38 Moore is probably envious of snipers because he can't lay down on his stomach and shoot.

I doubt if he could lay down on his stomach and still breathe.

And you just know he wouldn't be able to get back up on his own.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 03:06 PM (0HooB)

39 POS Haiku-

Michael Moore bemoans
"I am so irrelevant,
is that a donut?"

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:06 PM (NeFrd)

40 Has MM blocked you yet Ace?

Yes, I know you hate people complaining about being blocked on Twitter.

Posted by: Bayou City at January 26, 2015 03:06 PM (ZBlVc)

41 And it would be nice if we could draft that fat bastard and run some of that lard off him in boot camp.

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2015 03:06 PM (wlDny)

42 I haven't seen my dick in twenty years, let alone my toes!

Posted by: Michael Fat Slob Moore at January 26, 2015 03:07 PM (7ObY1)

43 The Left hate this movie because Americans are the heroes, not the enemies.

Posted by: EC at January 26, 2015 03:07 PM (GQ8sn)

44 22
Liberals all suck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2015 03:03 PM (nzKvP)

Bull shit. I never sucked a white dick.

Posted by: The Hillabeast, duck they are shooting at us at January 26, 2015 03:07 PM (0FSuD)

45 On the bright side, if Obama were to bring Michael Moore into his Cabinet, he'd be forced to axe two other departments to make room.

Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2015 03:07 PM (rGKRU)

46 When Michael Moore tweets, birds everywhere go into hiding, especially fat turkeys and plump chickens.

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:07 PM (wAQA5)

47 Jesus has one purpose and one message only. Salvation for evryone, even a fat maggot like Moore if he believes and repents.

Posted by: maddogg at January 26, 2015 03:07 PM (xWW96)

48 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:07 PM (kff5f)

49 I hate this movie because Taya Kyle has bigger balls than I do.

Posted by: Real Mikey Moore at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (wcLJG)

50 Mohammedanism is an evil death cult.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (kff5f)

51 YOU BIN HERE FOUR HOUR!

YOU GO WAY NOW!

Posted by: Chi-nee Buffay at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (3ZtZW)

52
Michael S'Moores, aka Tubby Riefenstahl deserves permanent citizenship in North Korea.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (CMkNk)

53 In the new Ghostbusters movie, will Michael Moore be playing the part of the Stay-puft Marshmallow Man?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (kff5f)

54 19 Kyle was acting under orders from TFG.

Why is Moore upset?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 03:03 PM (0HooB)



Someone should make a movie about a drone pilot smoking ragheads on TFG's orders from a base in Las Vegas.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (oKE6c)

55 Well, Michael, the thing is, they are flicking savages.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (TPjwz)

56 If they make a movie about Moore the role of Moore will be one too big for even Brian Dennehy too play.

Posted by: Aviator at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (3rrMW)

57 The Left turned Matthew Shepard into a Hero. Victim of homophobia. Made a movie about him, passed hate crime laws in his name. He was a major meth dealer killed by his bisexual lover over a drug deal, not over his sexuality, but that didn't stop the myth-making.

That's the kind of person the Left turns into a Hero.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (ZPrif)

58 Those who kill behead and stone those who insult Islam are not savages. They are misunderstood, unemployed and poor. Also, uneducated in the ways of the REAL Islam. They should be pitied, really.

Posted by: Secretariat of State, Jon Carry at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (bAGA/)

59 39 POS Haiku-

Michael Moore bemoans
"I am so irrelevant,
is that a donut?"

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:06 PM (NeFrd)


Om, nom, nom, nom, nom
Om, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom;
Om, nom *fart* nom, *belch*.

Posted by: Michael Moore at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (vgIRn)

60 Wow. That is like. All the butt hurt ever.

Thinky thots wut I was thinking.

Eastwood said that American Sniper is an anti-war movie and others have noted that any accurate war movie is an anti-war movie because it shows the brutality of war and even then isn't as brutal as war really is.

I'm not sure I would go that far but there's a reason why Mill said that war is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things.

I mean, war is hell. I think it is good to remind people of the true nature of war. That brings into focus that which is being fought is even worse.


Also I would say Moore could get chupacabra thunderfucked but I would never do that to a chupacabra.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at January 26, 2015 03:09 PM (mf5HN)

61
"American Sniper" has already grossed more than all the anti-GWOT leftist propaganda movies released from 2004-2009 COMBINED.

Eat shit and die, Hollywood.

(but option my screenplay first)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:09 PM (CMkNk)

62 "When Michael Moore tweets, birds everywhere go into hiding, especially fat turkeys and plump chickens."

Damn right!

Posted by: The Chicken at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (ZBlVc)

63 Apocalypse Cow

***

If Michael Moore starred in a war movie?


Poltroon

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (NeFrd)

64 The only enemy the left has no problem " hating the savages" are the Nazi's.

Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (v5UtH)

65 52


Michael S'Moores, aka Tubby Riefenstahl deserves permanent citizenship in North Korea.









Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (CMkNk)

I believe he could lose weigh there.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (0FSuD)

66 The real hero of WWII?


Neville chamberlain. Sure he didn't prevent the war, gave away chunks of Europe, and, in fact, may have hastened it's onslaught, but he tried man, he tried.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (XVNm3)

67 >>Liberals all suck

Posted by: Nevergiveup

Yes. Yes they do.

Posted by: Reggie at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (3rrMW)

68 If Mikey wants to be a big hero, he should head over there so platoons can hide behind him.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (i0wGQ)

69 was the US army sniper in "Saving Private Ryan" a coward, tubby..?

by the by, wasn't there a scene in his "Columbine" crockumentary where he opened an account with a bank, picked a gun as a gift, and was shown walking out of the bank with the gun? Didn't he somehow leave out the part about getting the gun at a gun dealer's, where he had to get a background check?

Posted by: mallfly at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (bJm7W)

70 If Michael Moore starred in a war movie?


***


Das Butt

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (NeFrd)

71 41 And it would be nice if we could draft that fat bastard and run some of that lard off him in boot camp.

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2015 03:06 PM (wlDny)




I'm sure R. Lee Ermey would be happy to come out of retirement to do the honors.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (oKE6c)

72 "And you just know he wouldn't be able to get back up on his own."

So if somebody rolled him over on his back and left him on his own would that be considered murder? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 26, 2015 03:11 PM (1BQGO)

73 Uh.... wasn't it back in 2008 that Moore was going to renounce his citizenship and get Cuban Citizenship?

Please feel free to leave at any time Mikey...

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:11 PM (qh617)

74 JJ all the revenue from the book goes to a foundation helping fellow warriors.



That has to drive them fcuking nuts.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:11 PM (0FSuD)

75 Somewhere a Gloryhole is missing its' Taibbi.

Posted by: Garrett at January 26, 2015 03:11 PM (abhua)

76 My uncle was killed by a sniper in WW2
--------
Oh, yeah? Which one of our guys got him?

Posted by: Comment, Shmomment at January 26, 2015 03:11 PM (RyhI9)

77 If Michael Moore starred in a war movie?


"Gremlins in the Kremlin."

MIchael Moore as the sprocket holes.




Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:12 PM (CMkNk)

78 He's just jealous because his neck fat might get stuck in the trigger.

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:12 PM (wAQA5)

79 76 My uncle was killed by a sniper in WW2
--------
Oh, yeah? Which one of our guys got him?
Posted by: Comment, Shmomment at January 26, 2015 03:11 PM (RyhI9)



THREAD WINNER.

Ace, please send that to Tubbo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:12 PM (CMkNk)

80 Moore's movie had, and only could have had, zero effect on Bush's decision. So he had, and has, a laughably inflated sense of himself.

The only possible effect of his movie was to demoralize soldiers, their families, and their supporters.

But he thinks he's morally superior to Kyle, who protected our soldiers from being killed by the enemy and their families from being destroyed.

What a contemptible POS.

Posted by: Feh at January 26, 2015 03:12 PM (rjd8M)

81 Michael Moore? I haven't seen that dude since third grade.

Posted by: Michael Moores Penis at January 26, 2015 03:12 PM (zxQ4h)

82 And Michael, please be careful. Be mindful of what happened to the Hindenburg.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (TPjwz)

83 Why try to understand what is visceral and congenital to buffoons?

Liberals have not shown themselves to be intellectual, reasoned, truthful or cerebrate.

They're reactionary, biased, unreasonable, irrational and illogical. That's because what they seek is ephemeral and unachievable. It's utopian in nature and based on personal predilections- not realities. It's not in any way predictably attainable.

Irrationailty cannot be explained by its very nature.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (GGCsk)

84

interesting

Ace uses concept of God

interesting #2

Ace uses lower "g" for God.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (IXrOn)

85
"you're why god invented Diabetes."

-----


Threadwinner right there Ace.

Seriously.

Snark threshold set to unobtainable.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (NaV4z)

86 A cross-eyed sniper with two fingers missing on his shooting hand couldn't miss that fat slob. Sort of like hitting the broad side of a barn, but the barn is more of a challenge.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (BbwTO)

87 Apocalypse Cow


***


If Michael Moore starred in a war movie?


Poltroon

The Lardest Day

Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (L6/+u)

88 (but option my screenplay first)
...........
J.J. - Is that the one about a daring group of morons taking on the libtard hordes??

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (4+IgA)

89
If michael moore and rosie o'donnell had a baby, would they name it jellyroll?

Posted by: whoopie perez at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (1sVzz)

90 73 Uh.... wasn't it back in 2008 that Moore was going to renounce his citizenship and get Cuban Citizenship?

Please feel free to leave at any time Mikey...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:11 PM (qh617)


He has to live as a regular citizen, NOT as a party official.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (CMkNk)

91 >>>If Michael Moore starred in a war movie?
<<<



The Morbidly Obese Red One

Posted by: zombie Lee Marvin at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (tdmtT)

92 I know why Moore is a hero to the left, who revel in utopia like fantasy not based in reality.

Every one of his movies are fully factually inaccurate, in other words, they are full of lies and distortions. So much so that most people pay no attention to this fat, rambling college drop out Michigan.

He's the white Jessie Jackson. He touts around like some kind of social justice warrior, when in reality he is in it for the money. He makes his money from producing stupid, lie filled movies that the left likes to pay to watch because it bolsters their own false ideas. Jackson makes his money from shaking down companies and municipalities. Moore shakes down his own syncophants.

It was time for some cash again, so what better thing to do than start a twitter fest of insults about Chris Kyle.
The only reason Jessie Ventura isn't' by his side at the same time is because the SEALS are waiting for him.......

Posted by: Jen the original at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (nX2TX)

93 They hate this country, and they hate American heroes. They love anti-heroes, and anti-American "heroes," though. They hate wars the US fights, unless they hate the enemy more than us. It really is very simple. They hate us, except when we fought in support of communism or against slavery, to be blunt.

Posted by: Baldy at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (+35FH)

94 Re: "savages."

Obviously they never bothered to read the book. I still haven't seen the movie (I need to fix that), but in the book he makes it fairly clear that "savages" referred specifically to the insurgents and terrorists- the kind of people who would strap bombs on children.

He didn't have a whole lot of respect of the Iraqi military as a military, but he didn't have any problem respecting Iraqis generally as people.

And, yes, the kind of person who would strap a bomb on a child to kill innocents *is* a "savage."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (kff5f)

95 I'm sure R. Lee Ermey would be happy to come out of retirement to do the honors.

Just thinking about that warms all the dank corners of my little black heart.

Only one thing could possibly make that any better: PPV.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (0HooB)

96 Michael Moore wanted to star in BIG.. true story!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (4+IgA)

97
I am HE who is? I am?

Punctuation makes ALL the difference...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 02:59 PM (qh617)

Carried over, because it's just too good.

Also:

Let's eat Grandma!
Let's eat, Grandma!

Cook your friends tasty food!
Cook your friends. Tasty food!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (2Ojst)

98 Funny how a fat ass loser like him has people like Kyle to thank for the ability to talk like a fat ass loser.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (028dR)

99 The Leftwing narrative on Iraq was set a long time ago - the U.S. invaded Iraq for oil, imperialism, racism, Bush's daddy issues, and to enrich a discrete group of corporations. Iraqis are innocent bystanders, victims not of an oppressive government run by a dictatorial madman but of the Cowboy Bush TM.

The only way to serve in that war and be hero is to have died and provided a corpse as a soapbox on which someone like Cindy Sheehan could opine or to vociferously adopt the Left's narrative.

American Sniper is a threat to the narrative - a modest one - that portrays someone who had fought in the war and didn't view himself as a victim and didn't embrace the narrative.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (lh89W)

100
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:12 PM (CMkNk)




We have no idea what Moore's Uncle was like. He was killed doing his duty as far as we know. Would you really want to disrespect his memory like that?

Posted by: maddogg at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (xWW96)

101 If MM starred in a war movie?


****

The Big Red Ton

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (NeFrd)

102 J.J. - Is that the one about a daring group of morons taking on the libtard hordes??
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (4+IgA)



I saw some test footage.

I thought the nudity was tasteful and truly added to the plot.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (mf5HN)

103 88 (but option my screenplay first)
...........
J.J. - Is that the one about a daring group of morons taking on the libtard hordes??
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (4+IgA)


Yes. "The Shmutzik Shmendricks"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (CMkNk)

104 If Michael Moore starred in a war movie?


Fried Green Tomatoes, Dipped In Chocolate, Then Lose The Tomatoes.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (XVNm3)

105
If Michael Moore starred in a war movie?


Full Metal Burrito

Posted by: rotten tomato at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (1sVzz)

106 I think Michael Moore looks like the bloated offspring of a swamp toad and a feral hog.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (2Ojst)

107 In a story of mine (a "Man from U.N.C.L.E." fan story, if anybody remembers that series, set in 1965), a tech officer at headquarters says, "My father was a Marine. A sniper in the European theater. Sometimes one man with a rifle can save the lives of an entire company."

Somehow the left has completely twisted how we view heroic behavior into something unrecognizable.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 26, 2015 03:15 PM (DT5de)

108 What a fat fuck.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 26, 2015 03:15 PM (0LHZx)

109
YOU BIN HERE FOUR HOUR!

YOU GO WAY NOW!
Posted by: Chi-nee Buffay
..................
and that was just brunch

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:15 PM (wAQA5)

110 CPUSA funded Emocrats

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:15 PM (LoIJo)

111
If Michael Moore starred in a war movie?


***


Das Butt

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (NeFrd)







Zeppelin

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeppelin_%28film%29

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 26, 2015 03:15 PM (TIIx5)

112 15 No good fat bastard.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:02 PM (LA7Cm)


Aye... he's givin us Fat Bastards a bad name!

Posted by: Fat Bastard, GET IN MUH BELLY! at January 26, 2015 03:15 PM (qh617)

113 He suffers from teh same ailment as Fredo - everything must be about him. Do they make toilettes big enough for this guy?

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 26, 2015 03:15 PM (oDCMR)

114 I am HE who is? I am?


H to HE who AM the Only One?

(a Kewpie doll to any 'rons who get that reference)

Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:15 PM (7ObY1)

115 100
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:12 PM (CMkNk)

We have no idea what Moore's Uncle was like. He was killed doing his duty as far as we know. Would you really want to disrespect his memory like that?
Posted by: maddogg at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (xWW96)


Considering Michael Moore using him as a prop, I think that horse has left the barn.

But your point is well taken. I just go apeshit when I see/hear this bloated blivet bloviate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:15 PM (CMkNk)

116
Typical of a Leftist in their dying career trying to stay relevant - make a nasty comment about the USA or a patriot or the constitution or the military.

He has reached the major f'ing loser status. Nobody will attend his funeral from his impending heart attack.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:15 PM (Qs8ZN)

117 Michael Moore in "We Were Gorgers"

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 26, 2015 03:16 PM (TPjwz)

118 You know who are really cowards? Tank crews. Grown men lobbing shells at an enemy they can't see while cowering behind a few inches of steel armor.

Posted by: Michael Moore, Brave Hollywood Hero at January 26, 2015 03:16 PM (1BQGO)

119 12
I hope his fat wife takes ALL his fcuking money in their divorce.


Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:02 PM (0FSuD)

Lol! I hope she eats him. "burp".

Posted by: Badda Bing at January 26, 2015 03:16 PM (klaU/)

120 It is well that war is so terrible, otherwise we should grow too fond of it.



Posted by: Robert E. Lee at January 26, 2015 03:16 PM (8CdUx)

121 Michael Moore: Slaughterer of Countless Shrimp

Posted by: Sharkman at January 26, 2015 03:16 PM (rwkgO)

122 Mikey got his first taste of the satisfying nature of slander in high school, when he cheerfully credited a public campaign he had launched with helping to drive a vice-principal to suicide.

Obligatory: Mikey vs. the Pizza: http://thecanadiansentinel.blogspot.com/2009/10/challenging-anti-capitalist-michael.html?m=1

Posted by: Edgar Allan Schmoe at January 26, 2015 03:16 PM (akV4W)

123 The Longest Buffet Line

Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2015 03:16 PM (2Ojst)

124 The movie has inspired a resurgence of patriotism in a lot of people, and that is distressing to the left. That is basically because they hate America.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (S11Oq)

125 again, pointing out the deep seated anti-social pathology of the left will only drive moderates from the party.

it's best to pretend that the donks are primarly composed of the girls from Sex and the City while only inbred rednecks from one or two states vote GOP.

Because making Michael Moore and Dr. Amy Bishop the face of the DNC would surely be beneath contempt.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (3g9q6)

126 Funny. A guy talking about Jesus who doesn't believe he existed. Nor follow any of the moral precepts He preached.

Just wondering fat boy: what would Jesus say about the sodomy you so resoundingly support?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (GGCsk)

127 The most heroic thing Mik'al Moor has ever done is eat a second hoagie.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (/4AZU)

128 The same guy who has made tens if not hundreds of millions in profit from his anti-capitalism movies.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (0LHZx)

129 I foresee no problem convincing the judge to find for my client as we allege physical abuse of my client by Mr Moore. He repeatedly attempted to climb on top of her and have sex.

Posted by: Mrs Moore's divorce lawyer at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (3rrMW)

130 Jealousy is awful to see, especially from someone who can't do one pull-up.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (BbwTO)

131 101 The Big Red Ton
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (NeFrd)

Excellent. Emphasis on "RED"


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (CMkNk)

132 If Michael Moore starred in a war movie?

------

Fat Inglorious Bastard

The Diners Dozen

Saving My Private Wine

Feces High


Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (NaV4z)

133 God they're so mad. I love it.

Posted by: fb at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (JVEmw)

134 The Longest Buffet

Posted by: Feh at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (rjd8M)

135 Michael Moore in "A Bridge Too Fat"

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (LoIJo)

136 Michael Moore war movies:

Hamburger Hill

(I didn't even have to change the title)

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (kff5f)

137 Type 2 'Beetus or not, that fat sack of shit will outlive us all. Evil has an unusually long life span.

Posted by: Jaws at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (WKNX4)

138 you're why god invented Diabetes

Burn.

As to why they hate the movie, it shows that they are not winning. They want to isolate and, as you have noted, gaslight the people into believing that their patriotism is misguided, out of favor, and possessed only by a fringe majority. This movie's box office success puts the lie to that and they can't stand it.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (evdj2)

139 A Blintz Too Far

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (TPjwz)

140 Proof: not all cats are cold-bloodd killers

http://tinyurl.com/pwzo5r3

Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (8MjqI)

141

Run Corpulent, Run Creep.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (CMkNk)

142 "Tortas, Tortas, Tortas"

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (vgIRn)

143 It's about like the article in the morning dump said. This movie again shows the hatred the left has for the country as a whole. They've been pumping out anti war movies for a decade and even sometimes trying to disguise them as pro soldier like Jarhead. And they don't do well or outright bomb. Now comes the more "pro war" movies but not really pro war just pro soldier telling their stories and what they did. Lone Survivor and American Sniper and people love them and they are making money.

It's about like how Hollywood treats religious movies. They hate them and don't want to make them but they have seen them be popular and make money. So they try to make a religious movie without religion like Noah or exodus and the. Can't figure out why those stupid Jesus lovers won't go see them.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (z/Ubi)

144 Losing the Battle of the Bulge

Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (VndSC)

145 It is good that freedom's most ardent critics are such loathsome disgusting creatures. It tells you where they are coming from.

Posted by: maddogg at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (xWW96)

146 Michael Moore in "Toga Toga Toga"

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (LoIJo)

147 Micheal Moore:"To Kill a Mockingbird", and Roast Him with BBQ Sauce

Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (GGCsk)

148 So Moore shadows Brian Dennehy. Thats quite the feat you fat imbecile.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (028dR)

149 We have no idea what Moore's Uncle was like. He was killed doing his duty as far as we know. Would you really want to disrespect his memory like that?
Posted by: maddogg at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (xWW96)


Considering Michael Moore using him as a prop, I think that horse has left the barn.



And considering MM has disrepected NUMEROUS service member many times over, I'm good with it.

Don't start none. Won't be none.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (TAu/7)

150 Fatton

Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (MDgS8)

151 The Cattle in My Bulge

Posted by: Feh at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (rjd8M)

152
The Beer Hunter

Posted by: Tallboy at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (1sVzz)

153 On the long march to socialism this guy will make a very tasty meal. His self awareness and philosophical disconnect is an amazing example of dumb. There is no fixing it.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (oDCMR)

154 Please feel free to leave at any time Mikey...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:11 PM (qh617)


Let's, uh, be careful about the "Mikeys" around here, okay?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Paranoia Punch with Electrolytes at the Outrage Outlet! at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (hLRSq)

155 Pontoon.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (XVNm3)

156 Gary Sinese brought Howard Dean over the weekend on Twitter. It's at Twitchy.

Posted by: Carol at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (sj3Ax)

157 Michael Moore in "Heartburn Ridge"

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (LoIJo)

158 This just in, Michael Moore remains a repulsively obese asshole who hates everything to the right of Hugo Chavez.

I look forward to his heart attack.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (g1DWB)

159 "Fatton"

*wipes screen*

I think we have a winner.

Posted by: Feh at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (rjd8M)

160 Just so you know what JJ and Ace are doing. Down at Times Sq selling umbrellas




http://tinyurl.com/8cqwxyu

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (0FSuD)

161 138 This movie's box office success puts the lie to that and they can't stand it.
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (evdj2)


It's almost a continuation of the 2014 Midterms, vis a vis a complete kick in the nuts to the bastards hijacking the nation.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (CMkNk)

162 Moore is a turd. remember Mr. Cares About The Little People made his name with the movie that spent a lot of time going for laughs about how pathetic the people of Flint were.

Posted by: azjaeger at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (3RQs9)

163 Fuggedabout making them look heroic, the problem is that it doesn't make them look like the jingoistic psychotics that leftists want them to be.

Doesn't advance the narrative.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (OCcU9)

164 Cheese Block Down ?

Posted by: Chi-nee Buffay at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (3ZtZW)

165 Run Corpulent, Run Creep.



Serpentine Mike! Serpentine!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (TAu/7)

166 This fat bastard has certainly has a point.

Hiding, and sniping, and camouflage are all bad form. Bad form indeed.

Posted by: The Red Coats at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (tdmtT)

167 Michael Moore: "Enemy at the Gates, A Dietician"

Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (GGCsk)

168 Maddog,

According to Mik'al moor his uncle was a big union shill...

you use folks for props sooner or later they get used as props.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (/4AZU)

169 No Country For Fat Slobs

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (8ZskC)

170 Funny. A guy talking about Jesus who doesn't believe he existed. Nor follow any of the moral precepts He preached.

***
yes, the prog thing where they think they're all clever by going, "you do like Jesus, don't you? Well, I bet he would support my lunatic argument because you should turn the other cheek. I'm deep, right?" to us.

what shit. As if we're 10 year olds.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (3g9q6)

171 Michael Moore is a fat piece of shit.

While I think he believes the nonsense he's saying I also think he's trolling.

Posted by: thathalfrican at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (R5HRU)

172 Michael Moore in "The Green Balloons"

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (LoIJo)

173 159 "Fatton"

*wipes screen*

I think we have a winner.
Posted by: Feh at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (rjd8M)


Bang, Zoom!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (CMkNk)

174 "I love the smell of bacon in the morning. It smells like.... breakfast"

Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (VndSC)

175 Lap-band of Brothers

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (0HooB)

176 There Will Be Blubber

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (8ZskC)

177 Don't forget that Mikey refuses to use union labor on his movies too.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (mf5HN)

178 God they're so mad. I love it.
Posted by: fb at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (JVEmw)

----

Hey.... its not everyday that a human being realizes that their opinion can be different than the rest of the worlds.

Now..... most of us have that realization when we're five.... not pushing fifty.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (NaV4z)

179 The Wizard of Adipose

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (8ZskC)

180 Dude, Where's My Penis?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (8ZskC)

181 re 114: Dune..? I heard Moore was almost cast as the spice worm but Lynch couldn't afford a big enough costume.

Posted by: mallfly at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (bJm7W)

182 wonder what these turds said about enermy at the gates.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (3g9q6)

183 Aporkchop Now

Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (VndSC)

184
Das Boob

Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (NaV4z)

185 167 Michael Moore: "Enemy at the Gates, A Dietician"
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (GGCsk)


Enema at the Gates?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (CMkNk)

186 lol. Movies. You guyz crack me up...seriously you guyz.

Posted by: Badda Bing at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (klaU/)

187 95 I'm sure R. Lee Ermey would be happy to come out of retirement to do the honors.

Just thinking about that warms all the dank corners of my little black heart.

Only one thing could possibly make that any better: PPV.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (0HooB)



Yeah ... (snaps out of reverie with odd smile on his face).

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (oKE6c)

188 /sock

Posted by: Bigby, the Jazz Hands Matador at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (3ZtZW)

189 Fat Man and Little Dick

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (kff5f)

190 If Michael Moore starred in a war movie?
F*ck Privates

Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (L6/+u)

191 Gone With the Tablecloth

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (8ZskC)

192 Apocal*pse Cow

Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (hHFOx)

193 177 Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (mf5HN)

Fraternal Workers for thee GM not for me....

//Mik'al Moor

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (/4AZU)

194 If Michael Moore starred in a war movie?

P A N C A K E H I L L

Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (UzPAd)

195 Fatton.


"No bastard ever won a war by dieting for his country, he won it by making the other poor bastard diet for his country."

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (NeFrd)

196 Michael Moore in "Eating Kelley's Heroes"

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (LoIJo)

197
If Michael Moore starred in a war movie?


Poltroon
The Lardest Day


Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM


Fat Man and Little Boy

Posted by: RedMindBluState at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (knoK7)

198 181 re 114: Dune..? I heard Moore was almost cast as the spice worm but Lynch couldn't afford a big enough costume.
Posted by: mallfly at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (bJm7W)

He needed a costume for that? Seriously!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (CMkNk)

199 So shooting someone with a rifle is to be looked down upon.

But using a power drill on a child (as well as many, many others) is noble.

Got it.

Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (fWAjv)

200 The Fat Red Line.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (evdj2)

201 A Fistful of Ham Hocks

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (wAQA5)

202 @197 - Das Boot.

Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (o+SC1)

203 Stand and Deliver (Me a Pizza)

Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (hHFOx)

204
you know everyone of these Jokes is going on Hannity tonite .... right??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (NaV4z)

205
She Wore a Yellow Strap-on

Posted by: Blockbuster at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (1sVzz)

206 You know what Goring and Moore don't have in common? Goring loved his country.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (oDCMR)

207 I have two relatives buried in Belgium who were killed fighting the last centuries extremists. That's more relevant to Chris' story than anything else.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (GGCsk)

208


12 O'clock Pie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (CMkNk)

209 'We Were Fatties'

Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (fWAjv)

210 moore is worse than his character in lucky numbers

Posted by: north and judd at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (pHHFx)

211 Pork Chop Hill


"(I didn't even have to change the title)"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (LA7Cm)

212 Excellent snark, Ace. Well played indeed.

Posted by: fly gal at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (8TdcF)

213 Michael Moore in "Zaftig 17"

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (LoIJo)

214 Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (evdj2)

IMO its time to start talking about citizenship...

Not only its benefits... but its requirements...

Because dual citizenship is like having two marriages... you cannot be faithful to either one.

And we have a LOT of people who take their benefits as US citizen, but don't understand that it must come with some commitment... or this country will cease to exist.

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (qh617)

215 The Frying Tigers.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (kff5f)

216 They hate it because it makes funz of dehGhez. And it shows how opiate-like a martini mixed with adrenealine and righteous violence really is. And it mentions that dusty old book that points out things that are counter to progressive egos and desires. And it makes fun of dehGhez, some more. And most of all, rednex love it and are blowing all their money, the wholeweek's paycheck that they made at theQuick-Lube or the Piggly-Wigglyon it. Flyover country is a big place, concrete canyon dwelling, latte swillin flannel footy having pajama wearing dinks. We are Legion.

Posted by: Todd Bridges, First to go bad, last to save a drowning progressive at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (RJN20)

217 Pork Chop Hill.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (XVNm3)

218

Michael Moore and Barack Obama co-star in "Black Cock Down".

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (Qs8ZN)

219
The Left has a staunch If you're not with us, you're against us position on everything.

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (ObXhH)

220 The Blob on the River Kwai

Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (2Ojst)

221


The Longest Tray.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (CMkNk)

222 205
She Wore a Yellow Strap-on
Posted by: Blockbuster at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (1sVzz

Stagecoach.
MM as the stagecoach.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (028dR)

223 Adiposity Now

Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (2Ojst)

224 The Frying Tigers.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (kff5f)

-----

Wait..... that's Margaret Cho's.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (NaV4z)

225 Act of Pallor

Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (hHFOx)

226 "350."

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (vgIRn)

227 I may not cotton to jokes about the diabettus, but I believe Liberty Medical could air-drop a couple skids of supplies to help Michael Moore.

Posted by: Wilford Brimley at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (zxQ4h)

228 'Fridge with the Apple Pie'

Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (fWAjv)

229 Ummm...The Blob.....duh.

Posted by: Ian Galt at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (dmepw)

230 Damn you Ricardo. I'd snipe you but why waste my bullets?

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (XVNm3)

231 Sergeant Pork

Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (2Ojst)

232 Tempura Tempura Tempura

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (8ZskC)

233 213 Michael Moore in "Zaftig 17"
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (LoIJo)


Ach, SOOOOOO!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (CMkNk)

234
"No bastard ever won a war by dieting for his country, he won it by making the other poor bastard diet for his country."

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (NeFrd)

See that's what I mean...I spit good tuna sammich out on the keyboard dammit!

Posted by: Badda Bing at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (klaU/)

235 Because dual citizenship is like having two marriages... you cannot be faithful to either one.

"You will either love the one and hate the other or despise the one and hate the other. No man can serve two masters."

~Some dude in Israel 2000+ years ago

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (kff5f)

236 Scorn on the Fourth of July

Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (hHFOx)

237 POS Haiku-

Michael Moore bemoans
"I am so irrelevant,
is that a donut?"

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:06 PM (NeFrd)



Fatty fatty fat
Fatty fat blubberama
Eat eat choke on it

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (IXrOn)

238 99- it is a threat to Truth and inflames Reich-wing tea-tards into Islamophobia and violence.

107- very few Marines in the ETO. Even I know that.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (a94gW)

239 Michael Moore" 'Kelly's (Roast Beef) Heroes"

Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (GGCsk)

240 Michael Moore stars in Das Gravy Boot.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (g1DWB)

241 A Fridge Too Far

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (LA7Cm)

242 219 Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (ObXhH)

It makes waiting on their tables a lot easier...

"NO YOU MUST HAVE THE DUCK IN ORANGE SAUCE OR YOU SUPPORT THE HETERO-PATRIARCHY!"

//Dinner with Hanoi Jane

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (/4AZU)

243
If Michael Moore starred in a war movie?


The Doughnut Hunter


Jenny Craig's List


Alinsky's Heroes

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (oKE6c)

244 Buffet Heart

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (8ZskC)

245 I can't believe I typed 'fringe majority'. Fringe Minority. But you knew that.

It's like I've had a stroke or something. I can't type a single comment without a typo anymore.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (evdj2)

246 Lessee, Sicko grossed 24.5 million, American Sniper on track to make 200million. I think I see Mikey's problem.

Posted by: maddogg at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (xWW96)

247 If Michael Moore starred in a war movie?
One of Our Blimps is Missing

Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (L6/+u)

248
Snipers are the least of his worries, not when a half-blind granny couldn't miss that fat target.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (BbwTO)

249 That guy is giving fat people a bad name, and eating my donut.

Posted by: DaveA at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (DL2i+)

250 Michael Moore starring in: The Deer Eater.

Posted by: @JohnTant at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (PFy0L)

251 "Nuts! (on that sundae)"

Posted by: Ian Galt at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (dmepw)

252
You can't be Right. And you can't be Center. And you can't be Neutral. You MUST be Left.

Leftism is a religion much like Islam, in this respect. If you're not a Leftist, you're an infidel.

Conversely, Islam is an ideology much like Leftism.

Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (ObXhH)

253 Try Lard

Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (hHFOx)

254 Lap-band of Brothers

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (0HooB)


***

Awesome!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (NeFrd)

255 Hmmm.... and Obama war movie?

All Quiet on the Western Front 9?

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (qh617)

256 Relevance Troll

Posted by: The Humpty at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (LRXOq)

257 From Here to Obesity

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (8ZskC)

258 Michael Moore" 'Kelly's (Roast Beef) Heroes"
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM


Wicked awesome!

Posted by: RedMindBluState at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (knoK7)

259 Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!

Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (fWAjv)

260 The Fighting SeaBass

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (LA7Cm)

261 Well, I for one am always glad when they get one of our troops.

And by "they" I mean anyone who throws gay people from rooftops, tortures women, sacks cities, deals drugs, and enslaves everyone not actively needed for fighting.

Those are my kind of people!

Posted by: Markos Moulitsas at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (FCsIb)

262 The Piemaker

Posted by: Bigby, the Jazz Hands Matador at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (3ZtZW)

263 >>This just in, Michael Moore remains a repulsively obese asshole who hates everything to the right of Hugo Chavez.



I look forward to his heart attack.

Posted by: JackStraw


So do we. Nom.

Posted by: Michigan earthworms at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (3rrMW)

264 The 300 (lbs)

Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (8MjqI)

265 Didn't Moore play the blimp in the Hindenburg Disaster?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (GGCsk)

266 That photo is the slim MM

Posted by: ejo at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (rsGj7)

267 Moore Sci-fi

Gravity (sucks)

Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (VndSC)

268
The Hindenbloat

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (Qs8ZN)

269 Don't call out the national guard during the blizzard because they're just some of those suspect military people.

Posted by: NCKate at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (EBMYe)

270 And Mikey Moore in...

The Lying Tigers...

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (qh617)

271
Tie a Yellow Gibbon.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (NaV4z)

272 Michael Moore in "All Quiet on the Western Omlet"

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (LoIJo)

273 Someone please help me find my wiener...

but first, hand me my "Bottom Buddy"

Posted by: Bruce at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (8ikIW)

274 Unless Micheal Moore's uncle was killed in the US, I guess he was just an invader killed by someone bravely defending their homeland?

Posted by: Brian at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (63VQY)

275 Michael Moore starring in: The Magnificent Sandwich.

Posted by: @JohnTant at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (PFy0L)

276 265 Didn't Moore play the blimp in the Hindenburg Disaster?
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (GGCsk)

Indeed. Brian Dennehy did a great turn as the conflagration that took it down.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (2Ojst)

277 I thought the boys sent Willzyx to the moon years ago.

Posted by: MASA Chief Engineer at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (yn6XZ)

278 I'd be totally content to sort this out in the following way:

Send Michael Moore to Mecca to negotiate for his life.

Hit 'record'

Learn lessons.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (fwARV)

279 If Michael Moore starred in a war movie?

WHERE CHICKEN-FRIED EAGLES DARE

Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (UzPAd)

280 Michael Moore in: Eat the Bismarck

Posted by: Chet Cognomen, What Likes Arts at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (RwwCT)

281

Mooring Michael Moore: Tugboats Challenge

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (IXrOn)

282 All Quiet at the Western Sizzler

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:28 PM (LA7Cm)

283 The Buns of Navarone

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:28 PM (8ZskC)

284 Lap Band of Brothers

Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:28 PM (hHFOx)

285 'Hungry'

Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:28 PM (fWAjv)

286 Michael Moore in "M*A*S*H Potatoes"

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:28 PM (LoIJo)

287 The Dirty Baker's Dozen

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:28 PM (LA7Cm)

288 We Were Dieters

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:28 PM (oKE6c)

289 'The Food Locker'

Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (fWAjv)

290
The Battle of New Orleans Fish Fry

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (Qs8ZN)

291 Michael Moore in: "Donut and Me"

Posted by: Ian Galt at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (dmepw)

292 "PlaqueHeart"

Posted by: MTF at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (FCsIb)

293
Charge of the Blight Brigade

Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (NaV4z)

294 Michael Moore starring in: The Hot Dog Stands of Iwo Jima.

Posted by: @JohnTant at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (PFy0L)

295 Lone Diner

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (kff5f)

296 Send Michael Moore to Mecca to negotiate for his life.

Hit 'record'

Learn lessons.


He'd 'convert' in a New York minute.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (evdj2)

297 @26
The only way American Sniper could have been worse is if Chris Kyle was using a derringer.


Posted by: Rolling Stone
Bwhahaaaa

Posted by: Yip at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (84SRe)

298


Michael Moore starring in: Broken Bridges: For Real

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (IXrOn)

299 Michael Moore in 300 ... pounds overweight.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (g1DWB)

300 The Left is the equivalent of a serious immune disorder for the West. It allows what it shouldn't and attacks the native tissues and organs. It will kill the whole thing...including itself...if allowed to.

I saw an Obama bumper sticker and a "Supporting Our Troops" sticker on the same car once. The temptation to run the sorry SOB off the road was great, though I resisted it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (DT3rQ)

301 On Golden Buffet

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (8ZskC)

302 Grody

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (kff5f)

303
He Was Expandable.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (CMkNk)

304 Who cares about this crap! Does anyone know who Presdent Obama picked to win the superbrowl? Brattleboro wants to to cheer for the same team as our leader.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (Sd++4)

305 Behind Buffet Lines

Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (fWAjv)

306 The irony is, liberals hate the one part of government that actually performs well--the U.S. Military.

Posted by: Mike at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (c056A)

307 Even the weather babes are hot on Fox.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (0FSuD)

308 Michael Moore starring in: The Wings of Chickens.

Posted by: @JohnTant at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (PFy0L)

309 Wings-with extra Ranch please

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (LA7Cm)

310 Black Beans (and Rice) Down

Posted by: Titanium at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (j/0FK)

311 Poltroon

Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (2Ojst)

312 Old Yeller.

A spin off of the Disney flick. Moore is yeller and if he were to succumb from rabies, it would be too pleasant.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (028dR)

313

Lone Mistaken for Diner


Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (kff5f)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (IXrOn)

314 A Porky Lisp, Now

Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (8MjqI)

315 "The Cakes of Navarone"

Posted by: MTF at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (FCsIb)

316 Fatass Friers Club

Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (hHFOx)

317 The irony is, liberals hate the one part of government that actually performs well--the U.S. Military.

It's also all that stands between them and annihilation by the savages they enable, which is further irony.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (DT3rQ)

318

Full Buddy Hacket

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (CMkNk)

319 The Buffalo Eating Soldiers.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (kff5f)

320

Michael Moore is a zoo chimp flinging poo and for the same reason.

Posted by: Roscoe at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (Xv7f/)

321 Frying Tigers.

Posted by: @JohnTant at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (PFy0L)

322
Lap Bands of Iwo Jima

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (Qs8ZN)

323 I support the troops, not the mission!

Uh, wait...unless the troops are doing troopy things well, I guess. That's no good.

Posted by: Leftie Logic at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (kt/h1)

324 12 Oclock High... the story of Mikey snorting a line at lunch....

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (qh617)

325 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (CMkNk)

Very nice.

Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (hHFOx)

326 Jesus would not have to be a sniper. He could smite the bad guys with boils and cause the buildings to collapse on them a la Gideon. When leftists try to use scripture, disaster usually follows.

Posted by: ejo at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (rsGj7)

327 American Griper

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (oKE6c)

328 04 Who cares about this crap! Does anyone know who Presdent Obama picked to win the superbrowl? Brattleboro wants to to cheer for the same team as our leader.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (Sd++4)

Ron Reagan Jr in the Puppy Bowl i believe. Or was it Brian Boytano?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (028dR)

329 If only his father had been hit by a sniper and his uncle not America would be a better place.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (oDCMR)

330 Why is Pixy eating my comments?

A Fridge Too Far

Posted by: RedMindBluState at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (knoK7)

331 The Heart Bypass Patient

Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (2Ojst)

332 The Buffett at Remagen

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (LA7Cm)

333
saving private shithead

Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (lKyWE)

334 'Taegukgi' with Pork Fried Rice

Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (fWAjv)

335 (I'll Start Dieting) The Day After Tomorrow

Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (hHFOx)

336 This story is just a bullshit promotional controversy for Clint Eastwood shit.

learn2PR

Did you hear what happened in Yem---

Oh, look a squirrel a fat crazy leftist!

Posted by: Mandeville at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (YrrBW)

337 Sixty Seconds Over Tostitos

Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (o+SC1)

338 To The Smores of Tripoli

Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (L6/+u)

339

Who cares about this crap! Does anyone know who Presdent Obama picked to win the superbrowl? Brattleboro wants to to cheer for the same team as our leader.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (Sd++4)



The Venezuelan Vuvuzelas

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (IXrOn)

340 So how many of these will Gutfield and company rip off?

Posted by: @JohnTant at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (PFy0L)

341 Michael Moore in "Sargeant Yorkshire Pudding"

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (LoIJo)

342 300: Rise of LDL

Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (fWAjv)

343 Another Wing and a Prayer

Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (8MjqI)

344 Why is Pixy eating my comments?
--------------------------------

Because you used one of the "words". I know which one, too.

Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (hHFOx)

345 326 Posted by: ejo at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (rsGj7)

God supports wanton unnatural debauchery...

//Tourist Bureau of Sodom and Gomorrah

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (/4AZU)

346
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the Buffett.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (Qs8ZN)

347

Away All Bloats.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (CMkNk)

348 So how many of these will Gutfield and company rip off?

All of them.

Posted by: The Five Prep Staff at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (kff5f)

349 The Green Mile

Have you seen the toilet after he's done?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (028dR)

350 12 Chunkies

Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (hHFOx)

351 Objective, Burger!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (LA7Cm)

352 341 Michael Moore in "Sargeant Yorkshire Pudding"
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (LoIJo)


Well done!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (CMkNk)

353 Michael Moore did a great job as Godzilla. I don't know why they had to bring in the Breaking Bad dude to up the star power. Hollywood's stooped.

Posted by: Gamera at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (yn6XZ)

354 "Uneaten"

Posted by: Angie Jolie at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (FCsIb)

355 Because you used one of the "words". I know which one, too.


Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM


So Pixy doesn't like 'Fridge', 'Too', or 'Far'? WTF, Pixy?

Posted by: RedMindBluState at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (knoK7)

356 Fat Boy Moore is a coward's coward. If it weren't for his money, he'd be sniveling in a closet in some loser's tenement, thinking about his next pizza.

Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (/HX7u)

357
a buffet too far

Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (lKyWE)

358 Paths of Bacon

Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (o+SC1)

359 just type in heroic soviet sniper in Google, and you'll see the left LOVES some snipers.

Posted by: Baldy at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (+35FH)

360 and John Kerry in...

The Horse Soldiers....

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (qh617)

361 Funny how Moore calls us "invaders". We left and now they want us back.

But I guess it's OK now that a Democrat is in the White House- right?

I hope someone replaces his Twinkie cream with VCF. What a bag of avoirdupois.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (GGCsk)

362 341 Michael Moore in "Sargeant Yorkshire Pudding"
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (LoIJo)


Nice, Kill!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (CMkNk)

363 Michael Moore in "The Ham Locker"

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (LoIJo)

364
The Ice Cream Sanction

Posted by: Topped in chocolate at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (1sVzz)

365 If Mikey were to land on Guam the island would tip over.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (oDCMR)

366 Uncle Schmuck

Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (hHFOx)

367 307 Even the weather babes are hot on Fox.


Maria Molina.

Hubba-hubba.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (7ObY1)

368

The White Stuff

(in an Oreo)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (CMkNk)

369 Unforgiven
Posted by Clint Eastwood

Because a man has got to know his limitations.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (028dR)

370
Empire of the Bun

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (Qs8ZN)

371 The Dirty Dozen Eclairs

Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (fWAjv)

372 The Fighting 69th Cheeseburger

Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (o+SC1)

373
T.V. Series

Hogies Hero's

... Not that it matters at this point.....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (HSmrB)

374 The Green Baguettes

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (vgIRn)

375
T.V. Series

Hogies Hero's

... Not that it matters at this point.....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (HSmrB)

376 The Left is having some serious face melts over this flick and its undeniable success. I love it.

Happened to get my hands on a screener copy last week. Great movie, I'm not in the least bit surprised at its reception.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (06U11)

377 Guadalcanal Diarrhea

Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (L6/+u)

378 A Farewell to Abs

Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (7ObY1)

379 Ace, what did toads ever do to you, for you to insult them by comparing them to that big pile of stupid?

Posted by: Princess Who Kissed a Toad at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (DXcH1)

380 He's a butt log with legs!

Posted by: Lloyd Basingame at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (8TdcF)

381
Czar Wars

Masterbater and Commander

Empire of the Bun

The Bagel Has Landed

Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (NaV4z)

382 The Twelve Entrees

Posted by: Aviator at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (3rrMW)

383 Michael Moore in "The Heimlich Maneuver", a searing tail of the invasion of French restaurants by the hungry troops of the Reich.

Posted by: MTF at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (FCsIb)

384

Hamburger Hill, with onions.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (CMkNk)

385 Mikey Got His Glut

Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (2Ojst)

386
They Were Eatable.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (Qs8ZN)

387 Inglorious Basterd

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (oKE6c)

388 From the Halls of Montezuma's Revenge

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (kff5f)

389 For A Few Pizzas More

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (8ZskC)

390 Midway.....through the second helping

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (LA7Cm)

391 Black Turducken Down

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (vgIRn)

392 Zeppelin

(lousy movie, as I recall, but the title's good right out of the...pantry)

Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (o+SC1)

393 For Whom the Dinner Bell Tolls

Posted by: RedMindBluState at January 26, 2015 03:36 PM (knoK7)

394 OK, everybody watch every show on FOX tonight so we can see who's ripping off our stuff!

Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:36 PM (7ObY1)

395 Eating Las Vegas

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:36 PM (2cS/G)

396 Dickhead

Posted by: Titanium at January 26, 2015 03:36 PM (j/0FK)

397 New NFL QBs is up. It's Alternate Universe time.

Fair warning, I nearly choked to death at Andrew Luck.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at January 26, 2015 03:36 PM (mf5HN)

398

The Battle of the Bulge.

(no, really)


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:36 PM (CMkNk)

399 'Colonel Sanders: Or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned To Love the Double Down Dog'

Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:36 PM (fWAjv)

400 The 40 Year Old Virgin.

Posted by: @JohnTant at January 26, 2015 03:36 PM (PFy0L)

401
Michael Moore made his film debut as Mr. Creosote in Monty Python and the Meaning of Life.

http://tinyurl.com/kmchcr

Posted by: Better get a bucket at January 26, 2015 03:36 PM (Xv7f/)

402
porkchop hill...oh wait

Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 03:36 PM (lKyWE)

403 Hell's Angel Food Cake

Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:37 PM (o+SC1)

404 390 Midway.....through the second helping
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (LA7Cm)


LOL

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:37 PM (CMkNk)

405 The Thin Red... Oh Who Are We Kidding, He's Fat As Hell.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:37 PM (fwARV)

406
So .... let me get this straight.

Michael Moores Uncle was killed fighting a war in a country that never attacked us.

Right???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:37 PM (NaV4z)

407
King Rat Bastard

Posted by: Eat that rat at January 26, 2015 03:37 PM (1sVzz)

408 397 New NFL QBs is up. It's Alternate Universe time.

Fair warning, I nearly choked to death at Andrew Luck.
------------------------------
I'm waiting for Luck to either behead someone or kill a whale. What's with that beard?

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 26, 2015 03:37 PM (oDCMR)

409
Pearl Oyster Harbor

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:37 PM (wAQA5)

410 Why doesn't SNL hire the morons to write their show?


It would be watchable.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:37 PM (0FSuD)

411 Tornpants Tornpants Tornpants

Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:37 PM (o+SC1)

412 Slapfight at the Golden Corral

Posted by: Bruce at January 26, 2015 03:37 PM (8ikIW)

413 Wild Hog

Posted by: Aviator at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (3rrMW)

414 Don't Kill the Whale

diddit-diddit

Posted by: Jon Anderson at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (7ObY1)

415
Canadian Bacon

Oops. He actually made that movie.

14% on Rotten Tomatoes *snort*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (TIIx5)

416 Eating Private Ryan's Dessert

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (fwARV)

417 Torte Torte Torte

Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (o+SC1)

418 E.T. The Eating Tyrannosaurus

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (2cS/G)

419
Bar and Remembrance

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (Qs8ZN)

420 The Good, The Bad and the Wicked Fucking Fat.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (g1DWB)

421 M.A.S.H.ed potatos

Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (lKyWE)

422 A Few Good Meatloaves

Posted by: fly gal at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (8TdcF)

423 Fags of Our Fathers

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (oKE6c)

424 Michael Moore Not Only Met The Fockers He Ate The Fockers

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (028dR)

425 Bar Wars.

Posted by: @JohnTant at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (PFy0L)

426 Moby Schmuck

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (8ZskC)

427 Michael Moore in "Hellmans is for Heroes"

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (LoIJo)

428 Tortellini Tortellini Tortellini

Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (o+SC1)

429 Michael Moore: Ace of Pies

Posted by: RedMindBluState at January 26, 2015 03:39 PM (knoK7)

430 The Blob

(ok, too easy that one)

A Brisket Too Far

Eight Days In A Buffet

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 03:39 PM (DT3rQ)

431 Porkies I,II & III

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 03:39 PM (028dR)

432 If Michael Moore starred in a war movie?

A LA CARTE ON THE WESTERN FRONT

Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2015 03:39 PM (UzPAd)

433 The Maltese Turkey

Posted by: @JohnTant at January 26, 2015 03:39 PM (PFy0L)

434 At Six I Eat Eggrolls

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:39 PM (8ZskC)

435 Slaving Private Enterprise

Posted by: mugiwara at January 26, 2015 03:39 PM (06U11)

436 Shittalkers

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:39 PM (oKE6c)

437 The Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner Club

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:39 PM (2cS/G)

438 >>Tortellini Tortellini Tortellini

Ha.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:39 PM (g1DWB)

439 Roasted Groundhog Day

Posted by: Aviator at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (3rrMW)

440

Enema, Mine!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (CMkNk)

441 Ham Hock Down

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (wAQA5)

442 The Horse-Eating Soldiers

Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (o+SC1)

443 Michael Moore" 'Kelly's (Roast Beef) Heroes"

Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM


I had one last night...


Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (i0wGQ)

444 XXXXL Metal Jacket

Posted by: Titanium at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (j/0FK)

445 Butter Ball Express

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (LoIJo)

446 The Buff-A Team

Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (7ObY1)

447 Kinetic Military Action and Peace

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (oKE6c)

448 Who's Afraid Of Eating Like A Wolf?

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (2cS/G)

449 The Thin Red Stretch Marks

Posted by: Todd Bridges, First to go bad, last to save a drowning progressive at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (RJN20)

450 Raid at N. Tivoli's pizza parlor

Posted by: Bigby, the Jazz Hands Matador at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (3ZtZW)

451 Gone with the Wind...

The story of a Mikey Moore Movie Premier with Mikey in attendance... and the audience reaction after he passes gas...

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (qh617)

452 Top Grub

Posted by: @JohnTant at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (PFy0L)

453
The Longest Day: How I got stuck behind Michael Moore at Sizzler's all-you-can-eat buffet.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (fwARV)

454 Every chance we get we need to remind leftys that democrats have gotten us into a ton of wars.
Woodrow Wilson
FDR
Truman
JFK and LBJ
Clinton
The Battle of Mogadishu ( "Blackhawk Down") is an excellent example. Our troops had to kill about 1000 Somalis in that mess. They didn't choose to be there. Clinton put them there. 1000 people in one day. They do what the commander in chief sends them to do.

I hope we have more snipers like Chris Kyle to target the beheaders.

By the way, has this administration made getting the people who killed the ambassador at Benghazi a priority?

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (DXcH1)

455 Chafing Saddles

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (8ZskC)

456 He once at a cow, just to, well eat it. It was already dead.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (0FSuD)

457 And Mikey Moore comes OUT in... the Gloryhole Brigade...

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (qh617)

458 OK yeah, new thread please

Posted by: Bigby, the Jazz Hands Matador at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (3ZtZW)

459
Tombstone Pizza

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (Qs8ZN)

460 Das Bloat.

Posted by: fly gal at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (8TdcF)

461 Good Morning, Breakfast Buffet

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (LoIJo)

462 the preposterous hagiography Selma, is struggling to even earn back its production and distribution costs.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 26, 2015 02:59 PM (noWW6)

Yeah, Maybe if Oprah could resist the urge to "enhance the facts" in her racism, er, civil rights films, they would matter more.

As for Micheal Moore, 18 lbs of fat between your hears and 40 pounds of fat above the shoulders is not a good thing. Talentless dweebs who inherit money have it sooooo rough.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (kXoT0)

463


There She Blows!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (IXrOn)

464 The Charge of the Heavy Brigade

Posted by: RedMindBluState at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (knoK7)

465 Glory(hole)

Posted by: Morgan Freeman at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (tdmtT)

466 Guadalcanal Diarrhea
Posted by: andycanuck



Two Hots and the Trots.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (TAu/7)

467 Michael of Buffetia

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (fwARV)

468 448 Who's Afraid Of Eating Like A Wolf?

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (2cS/G)


Hey now!!!

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (qh617)

469 Let's get the Obamas involved too:

The African Queen

Zulu

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (oKE6c)

470 @454 - The most extensive comment I ever recall from my father on politics - to my knowledge a lifelong Democrat until the '60s - was 'Republicans get us into depressions and Democrats get us into wars'.

Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (o+SC1)

471 I, a C-list Hollywood type, tried to stop the President of the United States from sending troops to Iraq.

Just stop and think about that in any one of a hundred ways for a moment, folks.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (659DL)

472
Cholesterolheart

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (fwARV)

473 The Thin Red Stretch Marks

Posted by: Todd Bridges, First to go bad, last to save a drowning progressive at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (RJN20)




OMG!!! I can't stop laughing at this!!!!

Posted by: EC at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (GQ8sn)

474 The Crepes of Wrath

Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (i0wGQ)

475 Deflate gate will it ever end?




http://tinyurl.com/nbj3ktt

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (0FSuD)

476
For the Civil War buffs.


Aunt Eat Em....

Gut He's Burgh...

Silo....

Harpers Fairy....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (NaV4z)

477 Black Sundae (extra caramel sauce)

Posted by: DaveA at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (DL2i+)

478
"American Snacker"

Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (0cMkb)

479 300: Michael Moore's left thigh

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (fwARV)

480 Never say the Morons won't take the opportunity to beat a dead horse

Posted by: John Kerry at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (LoIJo)

481 I have a Honeybell Orange to eat. They are the juiciest fruits I've ever had. They were a gift & came with bibs.
I'm going to eat one of last two now & put iPad away before it's covered in juice.

My best friend was at other end of kitchen table eating one of the grapefruits that came & I got splashed with the juice.

Good luck to all of us in path of blizzard.

Posted by: Carol at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (sj3Ax)

482 Uncommon Pallor

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (wAQA5)

483


Low Rents of His Labia.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (CMkNk)

484 The Doublewide Locker

Posted by: Titanium at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (j/0FK)

485 Kelly's Hero Sandwiches

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (oFCZn)

486 WINDBREAKERS

CASUALTIES OF ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT

Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (UzPAd)

487 480 Never say the Morons won't take the opportunity to beat a dead horse

Posted by: John Kerry at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (LoIJo)



You whinnied?

Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (7ObY1)

488 The Belt Busters

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (fwARV)

489 It's probably been mentioned, but that nasty little cretin Bill Maher also smeared Kyle the other day. On the same show Howard Dean opined that all the people seeing the movie are angry tea partiers.

A couple of Maher's guests pointed out to him that the quotes Maher used to slime Kyle were out of context, but he wasn't buying it.

Ironic, since Kyle was killing the same AQ scum that Maher got in trouble for criticizing.

I really really hate those people. They are bad people.

Posted by: stace at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (ImzkZ)

490 Skettisburg

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (oFCZn)

491
3 Musketeers

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (TIIx5)

492 >>By the way, has this administration made getting the people who killed the ambassador at Benghazi a priority?

That was like a long time ago and the video dude is in jail.

Posted by: Tony Vietor at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (3rrMW)

493
victory at See's Candies

Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (lKyWE)

494 The Fats of Tobruk

Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 03:44 PM (L6/+u)

495 King Fat

Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 03:44 PM (L6/+u)

496 The big flap of belly fat that hangs down over the nads is called a pannus

Just giving y'all some more to work with before I head out the door.

Hey, I'm a giver.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:44 PM (7ObY1)

497

The Cattle of Britain.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:44 PM (CMkNk)

498 487 480 Never say the Morons won't take the opportunity to beat a dead horse

Posted by: John Kerry at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (LoIJo)



You whinnied?

Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (7ObY1)


Thatsssss jussssssstttt mean.... Willllburrrr....

Posted by: Mr. Ed at January 26, 2015 03:44 PM (qh617)

499 Monument Man

Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 03:44 PM (8MjqI)

500
Dances with Waffles.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:44 PM (Qs8ZN)

501 Raiders Of The Last Piece

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:44 PM (2cS/G)

502 Never say the Morons won't take the opportunity to beat a dead horse
Posted by: John Kerry



Live one too. If we can catch him.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 03:44 PM (TAu/7)

503 Ballast on a Soldier

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (fwARV)

504 The Outlaw Josey Whales

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (LoIJo)

505 493
victory at See's Candies
Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (lKyWE)


Okay, I laughed!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (CMkNk)

506 The Fat Badge of Hunger

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (fwARV)

507
Shindler's Deli Pie List

Posted by: Just a slice at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (1sVzz)

508 Holy crap, I'm dying here!

Posted by: Chet Cognomen at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (RwwCT)

509 Michael Moore is Moby Dick.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (g1DWB)

510 >>>My best friend was at other end of kitchen table eating one of the grapefruits that came I got splashed with the juice.

That's what you get, see?

Posted by: James Cagney at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (3ZtZW)

511 The Elephant Man

Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (i0wGQ)

512 ATacoWithChips Now

Posted by: Michael Moore, Brave Hollywood Hero at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (1BQGO)

513
the red badge of curray (bollywood)

Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (lKyWE)

514 Hell in my GI Tract

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (fwARV)

515 Ace, your "diabetes" retort is spot-on, as usual. Prior to el Gordo's demise due to "natural causes", I can only hope he finds his fat self alone with a SEAL in some dark corner of the (real) world and gets his due. It would hardly be sporting, but that's not the point. Words still have meaning, but spouting off is an action and actions have consequences.

Posted by: Cowboyneal at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (q4id9)

516
The Red Fudge of Courage

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (TIIx5)

517 Low Rents of His Labia.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (CMkNk)

-----

**golf-clap**

Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (NaV4z)

518

Gone With My Wind


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (CMkNk)

519 I suspect in Moore's case this might be equivalent to a case of penis envy. Clint Eastwood will likely make more money on this one film than Moore has made in all of his "documentaries."

Posted by: douger at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (eM6QK)

520 OK, this thread with the Micheal Moore war movies is makin' my gut muscles hurt from the laughing...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (wtvvX)

521 The irony is, liberals hate the one part of government that actually performs well--the U.S. Military.

Plus the they can't use the military to enforce the will of the state on a civilian population.
If they could away with it they would and would be very pro military.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (oBgwX)

522 Who Ate Roger Rabbit?

Posted by: all doubt removed at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (DvOSv)

523 "The left has tried to avoid the anti-American stain it acquired in the Vietnam era by making sure to mouth platitudes about supporting the troops while criticizing the war."

Yes. But.

They'd still spit on them if they could get away with it.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (wVWRM)

524 A Buffet Too Far

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (oFCZn)

525 Thigh Stains Drifter

Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (7ObY1)

526 Twelve O'clock Thigh (Original/Spicy/Crispy)

All Quail on the Wesson Fryer

"General Tso, you magnificent bastard, I read your menu!"

Posted by: A. Pendragon at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (wJliR)

527 "Tortas, Tortas, Tortas"

LOL


Posted by: DaveA at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (DL2i+)

528 When asking "What Would Jesus Do?", people usually forget that turning over tables and chasing people with a whip are among the options.

Posted by: Drumwaster at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (trb6f)

529

Seven Days in May, to digest that meal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (CMkNk)

530 The Walk Seemed Like From Here to Eternity

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (LoIJo)

531
"The Baker's Dozen"

"A Toilet Too Far"

"Pearl Necklace"

"The Green Subway (Sandwich)"

"Flautas of Our Fathers"

Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (0cMkb)

532 All Quiet on the Western Front, because Moore's Eating in the East

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (fwARV)

533 IF MICHAEL MOORE STARRED IN A WAR MOVIE

10. The Big Red Ton
9. A Fridge Too Far
8. The Beer Hunter
7. The Longest Tray
6. From Here to Obesity
5. Eat the Bismarck
4. Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
3. Try Lard
2. American Snacker
1. Fatton

Posted by: Feh at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (rjd8M)

534 G. I. Joe

Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (8MjqI)

535 True Grub

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (2cS/G)

536 The Halls of Golden Corral

Posted by: Aviator at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (3rrMW)

537 Three Burger Kings

Posted by: Marky Mark at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (tdmtT)

538 A Buffet on the River Kwai

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (oFCZn)

539
The Wild Brunch

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (Qs8ZN)

540 526 Twelve O'clock Thigh (Original/Spicy/Crispy)

All Quail on the Wesson Fryer

"General Tso, you magnificent bastard, I read your menu!"

Posted by: A. Pendragon at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (wJliR)



Reason #577 why AOSHQ is "award-winning!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (CMkNk)

541 Fry Hard

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (8ZskC)

542 The Big Brown One: Michael Moore's Skidmarks

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (fwARV)

543 Did anyone do the 'The Thin Red Vine' yet?

Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (o+SC1)

544 The Longest Cheesecake

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (659DL)

545 Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Fat Fuck.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (g1DWB)

546 Dude, Where's My Feet?

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (2cS/G)

547 And.

I don't think MM Diabetes boy has gotten over having his ass handed to him by Milton Friedman.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (wVWRM)

548 528 When asking "What Would Jesus Do?", people usually forget that turning over tables and chasing people with a whip are among the options.


Posted by: Drumwaster at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (trb6f)


Ever notice that the people who say that... are never Christians?

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (qh617)

549 Jabba the Director's comments are prototypical liberal self effacing "we are the ultimate good guys" bullshit. Kind of an ends'/means writ personal mode of thinking, eg, flying jets to Davos is part of personal heroics in big fight for Mother Terra with ecological harm offset by greater good of happy Momma Earth and penis intact Polar Bears .

Lord, rid us of this mindset in future generations.

Posted by: JohnDoe@AnotherQuidam fka eureka! at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (ZA0d5)

550 You all won't believe this Shep is going to stay in a hotel in the city tonight so he can be on air tomorrow.


He likes the bellman.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (0FSuD)

551 How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Myocardial Infarction.

Posted by: EC at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (GQ8sn)

552 OT, from Drudge. The NYT hilariously worries about "The End OF Snow". Short and silly, and I'm sure they're working now on a correction.


nyti.ms/15D9Tuq

Posted by: MTF at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (FCsIb)

553 Somebody send this thread to Dennis Miller.

Posted by: Feh at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (rjd8M)

554 A Heart Attack Now

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (fwARV)

555 Did anyone do the 'The Thin Red Vine' yet?

Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (o+SC1

---

Yes but upstaged by "Thin Red Stretchmarks"

Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (NaV4z)

556

Shaving Ryan's Privates.

Whoops, that's pron titles for Harry Reid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (CMkNk)

557 546 Dude, Where's My Feet?

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (2cS/G)


Dude, Where's the Defibrillator?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (oFCZn)

558 When asking "What Would Jesus Do?", people usually
forget that turning over tables and chasing people with a whip are among
the options.


Posted by: Drumwaster

Or put a lightning bolt up your ass and have his Dad send you straight to Hell

Posted by: Bruce at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (8ikIW)

559 545 Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Fat Fuck.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (g1DWB)


Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spineless?

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (qh617)

560 All Liver

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (wtvvX)

561 The NYT hilariously worries about "The End OF Snow".

they are mental

Posted by: Feh at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (rjd8M)

562 Every Moron gets an A-plus for this thread, I tell ya.

Well done, everyone.

Heading out into the snow. Going to be the commute from hell.

Later, 'rons!

Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (7ObY1)

563 The Burger King and I

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (2cS/G)

564 Rules of Engorgement

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (wAQA5)

565
30 seconds over tapioca

Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (lKyWE)

566 Somebody send this thread to Dennis Miller.
Posted by: Feh at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (rjd8M)

----

.... all ready on it...

Posted by: Fox News staffer assigned to AoSHQ at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (NaV4z)

567 Day of the Colon

Posted by: James Cagney at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (3ZtZW)

568 Hambo

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (wAQA5)

569 McDonald's Navy

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (oFCZn)

570 Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Fat Fuck.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (g1DWB)


Just cackled maniacally.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (fwARV)

571 Girth Of A Nation

Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (o+SC1)

572
I would love to see a debate between Eastwood and Moore on this subject.
Finally, when Eastwood can't take any more spittle that is spewing out of Moore's gaping maw, he reaches over and smacks the ever loving shit out of him with pants wetting ensuing.
For rounds 2 3you can add Mahr, Rogen, and Dean.

Posted by: Cheri at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (oiNtH)

573
So this movie gives the Left and the Islamists something to criticize America about, together.


Funny how that happens.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... pretending to be someone else at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (RFeQD)

574 547 And.

I don't think MM Diabetes boy has gotten over having his ass handed to him by Milton Friedman.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (wVWRM)



Was that really young MM? I think that that has been disproven unless you have evidence to the contrary.

Please advise and . . .

Remain blessed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (CMkNk)

575 When asking "What Would Jesus Do?", people usually
forget that turning over tables and chasing people with a whip are among the options.


I believe it was Moron Soona who said "Jesus is coming back soon. There will be running and screaming."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (659DL)

576 scuze

3 Days of the Colon

Posted by: James Cagney at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (3ZtZW)

577 I suspect in Moore's case this might be equivalent to a case of penis envy. Clint Eastwood will likely make more money on this one film than Moore has made in all of his "documentaries."
Posted by: douger at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (eM6QK)



Already has.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (mf5HN)

578 Cockleshell Pasta Heroes

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (oFCZn)

579 571 Girth Of A Nation
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (o+SC1)



And THERE it is, folks!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (CMkNk)

580 has someone mentioned "the tons of navarone"?

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (6/J77)

581
Michael, SheWolf of the Stop and Shop

Posted by: Barbwire Bacon at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (1sVzz)

582 Ever notice that the people who say that... are never Christians?
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (qh617)

And forget He said go and sin no more.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (wVWRM)

583
The Road to Pie Station.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (Qs8ZN)

584 Inglorious Retards

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (wtvvX)

585 Good Morning, Denny's All You Can Eat Buffet

The Man With The Golden Gut

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (g1DWB)

586 The Battle of Bagguet

Posted by: YIKES! at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (oBgwX)

587 Operation PettyBloat

Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (L6/+u)

588 Edward Churrohands

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (2cS/G)

589 Armageddon Hungry

Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (VndSC)

590 The Godfather's Pizza

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (oFCZn)

591 Late to the buffet-er, discussion, but a green beret sniper wrote an excellent response to Michael Moore's initial tweets:

"It's typical of 'men' like you to criticize the intestinal fortitude,
focus, discipline and patriotism of a sniper. It must stem from an
inferiority complex or something. But hey, it's okay cupcake. We snipers
are thick skinned and the efforts of world class turds such as yourself
to portray us in a negative light only makes us laugh. If you and I
were in the same room, I'd throw you a smile and gently pat you on the
head knowing you're nothing more than a mouth breathing, Crisco sweating
waste of space not even worthy of being in the presence of a sniper...."


-Bryan Sikes

Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (ABcz/)

592 Fryboys

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (wAQA5)

593 Girth Of A Nation
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (o+SC1)

----

**breathe**


BaWaahahahahahahaha

**breathe**

side hurts

..... I think I got fired for "commotion"

Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (NaV4z)

594 The Bridges at Taco Bell

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (wtvvX)

595 I am the Cheese

Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (i0wGQ)

596 Stentedheart

Posted by: Titanium at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (j/0FK)

597 Stink the Bismarcks

Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (8MjqI)

598 The big flap of belly fat that hangs down over the nads is called a pannus

Just giving y'all some more to work with before I head out the door.

Hey, I'm a giver.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:44 PM (7ObY1)

When it reaches your knees, it's called a skirt. Mikey Moore is the kind of stud muffin who needs a burka and a gag to make him human.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (kXoT0)

599 Ben-Hurl

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (wAQA5)

600 A Fistful of Dollar Pancakes

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (oFCZn)

601 Life of Pie.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:53 PM (g1DWB)

602

Time to feed the cats. No, not a title. An actual thing I must do.

Be back . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:53 PM (CMkNk)

603 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (CMkNk)

Cannot confirm. Just have seen it on the webs.

The guy was sorta skinny.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 26, 2015 03:53 PM (wVWRM)

604 The " Daily Dozen" starring Mike Moores donuts

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 03:53 PM (6/J77)

605 Fatso

Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:53 PM (VndSC)

606
Lock, Stock and Two Empty Refrigerators.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:53 PM (Qs8ZN)

607 M*A*S*H*E*D*

Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 03:53 PM (i0wGQ)

608 Uneaten.

Posted by: EC at January 26, 2015 03:53 PM (GQ8sn)

609 And forget He said go and sin no more.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (wVWRM)

That's the part they always seem to forget.

Posted by: Moki at January 26, 2015 03:53 PM (bAB8f)

610 Memphis Belgian Waffle

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 03:53 PM (wtvvX)

611 Loo Water

/yep, great visual that one

Posted by: James Cagney at January 26, 2015 03:54 PM (3ZtZW)

612
Reservoir Pigs

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:54 PM (Qs8ZN)

613 Arsenic and Oatmeal Lace (cookies)

Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 03:54 PM (ABcz/)

614 Glad He Ate Her

Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 03:54 PM (8MjqI)

615 The Lamest Story Ever Told...

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:54 PM (qh617)

616 The Green Refrigerator Door

Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:54 PM (VndSC)

617 Von Ryan's Buffet

Posted by: YIKES! at January 26, 2015 03:54 PM (oBgwX)

618 Isn't his huge, blobish body contributing to Global Warming? The amount of beef he must consume is probably enough for a whole family. And the extra fuel to transport him anywhere would make Al Gore blush, no easy task.


Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 26, 2015 03:54 PM (1BQGO)

619
What would Jesus do?

Has the Imbecile Moore considered that Islam is an apostasy to Christianity? And very consciously so , within the words of the Koran.

Jesus might surprise Moore and his ilk with what might happen. And not to interpose my thoughts into what Jesus Christ might say or do.
These people are not guiltless in the eyes of Christ.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... pretending to be someone else at January 26, 2015 03:54 PM (RFeQD)

620 46 Dude, Where's My Feet?

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (2cS/G)


Dude, Where's the Defibrillator?

Dude...I can't see my penis

Posted by: Michael Al-Moore at January 26, 2015 03:55 PM (fL+1V)

621 Maybe Jesus would throw a fat man out of the temple.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 26, 2015 03:55 PM (W5DcG)

622 Breaking Wind

Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:55 PM (VndSC)

623 Destination Oreo

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:55 PM (wAQA5)

624 The Fridge is too Far

Ice Cream Station Zebra

Saving Colonel Sanders

The Cinnabons of Navarone

The Baker's Dozen

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 26, 2015 03:55 PM (iImBW)

625
Fatfellas

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:55 PM (Qs8ZN)

626 'The man who ate too much

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 03:55 PM (6/J77)

627 In Ham's Way

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (wtvvX)

628 Dude, Where's the Defibrillator?

Dude...I can't see my penis
Posted by: Michael Al-Moore at January 26, 2015 03:55 PM (fL+1V)

Relax, MM, neither can an electron scanning microscope.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (kXoT0)

629 One Crazy Supper

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (2cS/G)

630 Dude...I can't see my penis

He can't reach it either.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (0HooB)

631 Fries like us

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (6/J77)

632 It Came from Planet Hollywood

Posted by: Bruce at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (8ikIW)

633 Citizen CandyKane

Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (VndSC)

634 Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (7ObY1)


Safe travels CX

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (wVWRM)

635 The only other film that was unequivocal about the evil we are up against was United 93 which Paul Greengrass quickly atoned for by making Green Zone with the odious Matt Damon.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (DDFkt)

636 The Ten Condiments

Posted by: Comment, Shmomment at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (RyhI9)

637 How about what would Jesus not do?

For starters, he would not strap a bomb onto a kid and send him out to a place crowded with civilians and/or enemy soldiers.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (ABcz/)

638 Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... pretending to be someone else at January 26, 2015 03:54 PM (RFeQD)

And when it comes to Moslems?

They don't realize that Christians according to the Koran can live... as they are people of the book.... just have to pay the Jizya...

M Moore... not being a Christian... will be put to death...

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (qh617)

639 It's going to be funny when this snowstorm doesn't live up to hype.

Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (Dq2JL)

640 Galollipopoli

Posted by: Mel Gibson at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (tdmtT)

641 579
571 Girth Of A Nation

Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (o+SC1)







And THERE it is, folks!





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (CMkNk)

Yes, this is the WINNER!
Hey, JJ, you going to live blog the Blizzard? We'll be thinking of you!

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (0FSuD)

642 The collapsed bridge over the river kwai

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (6/J77)

643 Jesus might surprise Moore and his ilk with what might happen.

I suspect a bullwhip and overturned tables would be involved.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (DT3rQ)

644 The Gobslobber

Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (8MjqI)

645 So, the two choices are either Bush-level evil, or Jesus-good. Can't be any gray areas on the good-evil spectrum, huh?

Good to know.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 26, 2015 03:57 PM (/Ho8c)

646 Bio-Movies for the Fat F*ck:

Blade Licker
Melba (cf Selma)
Pineapple, French Fries, 10 Scoops, Extra Chocolate Express
The Gastrointestinal Strain
Peter Pan Fried Chicken and Fries With Peach Cobbler and Ice Cream


Posted by: JohnDoe@AnotherQuidam fka eureka! at January 26, 2015 03:57 PM (ZA0d5)

647 A Stomach Band of Brothers

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:57 PM (oFCZn)

648 One of Our Ham Hocks Is Missing

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:57 PM (wAQA5)

649 Please Don't Eat the Daisies

Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:57 PM (VndSC)

650 The Sermon on the Mound.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 26, 2015 03:57 PM (PuQW/)

651 They don't realize that Christians according to the Koran can live... as they are people of the book.... just have to pay the Jizya...

Yeah, a lot of Coptic Christians and ISIS victims would like a word or three about that part.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (DT3rQ)

652 What would Jesus do?


----

Revelations 19... Now I saw heaven opened, and behold, a white horse. And He who sat on him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness He judges and makes war. 12 His eyes were like a flame of fire, and on His head were many crowns. He had[a] a name written that no one knew except Himself. 13 He was clothed with a robe dipped in blood, and His name is called The Word of God. 14 And the armies in heaven, clothed in fine linen, white and clean, followed Him on white horses. 15 Now out of His mouth goes a sharp[c] sword, that with it He should strike the nations. And He Himself will rule them with a rod of iron. He Himself treads the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.

----

Not the answer you were expecting you fat fuck??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (NaV4z)

653 I like my friend's retort to Moore's WWJD as a sniper:

@blogho
@MMFlint In your case Mr. Moore, he'd probably shoot that hoagie out of your hands to share with the hungry little children

Posted by: votermom at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (cbfNE)

654 Jesus fed 5000 people with five loaves & two fishes.

Michael Moore can barely feed himself with 5000 tubes of biscuits & the entire North Atlantic catch.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (MbqmP)

655 The Sounds of Ass Music

Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (VndSC)

656 The American movie-going public fails to grasp the sheer magnificence of my being.

Say..., are you going to eat that doughnut?

Posted by: Michael Moore at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (l1zOH)

657 You've Got Gout

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (2cS/G)

658 oh crap.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (NaV4z)

659 Gone in Sixty Ministrokes

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (oFCZn)

660 >>The only other film that was unequivocal about the evil we are up against was United 9...

There's an excellent Afghani movie that also illustrates exactly what we are up against culturally called "Osama."
Maybe the most depressing film I've ever seen.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (ABcz/)

661 My Dinner With Angry

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (W5DcG)

662 Jesus might surprise Moore and his ilk with what might happen.

I suspect a bullwhip and overturned tables would be involved.


Dear God,
Please make it PPV.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (TAu/7)

663 The Elephant Man

Posted by: Ganesha with his mouse sidekick at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (oBgwX)

664
must have run out of war movies

Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 03:59 PM (lKyWE)

665 Kwai Me A Liver

Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 03:59 PM (L6/+u)

666 The a la mode

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:59 PM (wAQA5)

667 619-I think a lot of these people who put words into Christ's mouths are relying on Christians to be, well, Christ-like. To simply accept these ignorant bon-mots, as if they were scripture. Bless their hearts, I sure don't want to be them when they stand face to face with the Almighty.

Posted by: Moki at January 26, 2015 03:59 PM (bAB8f)

668 @641 - his building sounds well-set-up for taking in large numbers of unprepared, underdressed young women off the streets and giving them champagne, warm baths, oil massages...

...yeah, we want the liveblog.

Better post pics of their ID, you don't wanna end up all Prince Andrewed.

Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:59 PM (o+SC1)

669 .... off to the barrel I go....


How the hell did a Bible copy and paste get bolded???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:59 PM (NaV4z)

670 Kellys Gyros

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 03:59 PM (6/J77)

671
I would like to force Moore, Dean, Rogen, Mahr, and their ilk to sit down and watch actual footage of the savages that torture, mutilate, rape, and murder innocent men, women, and children.
Make them defend it.

Posted by: Cheri at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (oiNtH)

672 Red Prawn

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (2cS/G)

673 The size of three kings

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (6/J77)

674 They don't realize that Christians according to the Koran can live... as they are people of the book.... just have to pay the Jizya...

M Moore... not being a Christian... will be put to death...
Posted by: BB Wolf

Living as a slave under Muslim rule is not living.

I'd rather be dead, or die fighting (and I'm getting to be an old man, who was never a soldier).

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... pretending to be someone else at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (RFeQD)

675 oh crap.
Was that a German movie?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (L6/+u)

676 Breakfast at Anyplace

Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (i0wGQ)

677 Arby's Rangers

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (wAQA5)

678 The Magnificent Hambersons

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (oFCZn)

679 Good one, jackhole.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (2cS/G)

680 " tries to understand the unreasonable hatred . . ."

I think I see the problem.

Posted by: Reginald Smythe-Beufort at January 26, 2015 04:01 PM (oFJIZ)

681 They Eat Horses, Don't They?

Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 04:01 PM (8MjqI)

682 I think a lot of these people who put words into Christ's mouths are relying on Christians to be, well, Christ-like. To simply accept these ignorant bon-mots, as if they were scripture.

"Christ-like" != "Credulous Fools."

They are relying on Christians to be credulous fools. Or at least to be too timid (many would say "meek," but they'd be wrong) to respond.

Christ did not suffer fools and hypocrites lightly.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:01 PM (kff5f)

683 How the hell did a Bible copy and paste get bolded???

Act of God?

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 04:01 PM (evdj2)

684 @675 - that's 'Ach, scheisse'.

Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 04:01 PM (o+SC1)

685 Was that a German movie?
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (L6/+u)

----

Yeah..... subtitled "Closenuppen der tags"

Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 04:01 PM (NaV4z)

686 How the hell did a Bible copy and paste get bolded???




God works in mysterious ways......

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:01 PM (TAu/7)

687 How the hell did a Bible copy and paste get bolded???

No bleedover, no embarreling. B'sides, it's kind of a bold passage.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 04:01 PM (DT3rQ)

688 Cerealiyana

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:01 PM (6/J77)

689 The French-Fried Connection

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:01 PM (LoIJo)

690 Weekend at Applebee's.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 26, 2015 04:02 PM (oBgwX)

691 The Food Locker

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:02 PM (oFCZn)

692 Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... pretending to be someone else at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (RFeQD)

concur.... and Islamists like Boko Haram are not following their own book...

but its in black and white in the Koran... yet the Left thinks they are the Religion of Peace...

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 04:02 PM (qh617)

693 F ood Troop

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:02 PM (6/J77)

694 F at Troop

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:02 PM (6/J77)

695 How the hell did a Bible copy and paste get bolded???
Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:59 PM (NaV4z)


See those cite notes [a] & such? There was a cite note with a b in square brackets.

BBBBBB!

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:02 PM (MbqmP)

696 American Supper
American Stupor

Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 04:03 PM (L6/+u)

697 How the hell did a Bible copy and paste get bolded???

Wherever you pasted it from had the footnotes in brackets. So "a" was [a]. There was probably a "b" footnote.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:03 PM (kff5f)

698 Micheal More would be a cruddy Sunday school teacher I think

Posted by: big mick at January 26, 2015 04:03 PM (W6iIX)

699 See those cite notes [a] & such? There was a cite note with a b in square brackets.

BBBBBB!
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:02 PM (MbqmP)


-----

I liked "act of God" alot better.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 04:03 PM (NaV4z)

700
Grosshog Day

Posted by: Randy at January 26, 2015 04:03 PM (Xv7f/)

701 Maws

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:03 PM (2cS/G)

702 F at Troop
Posted by: The Jackhole


F@ Troop?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (TAu/7)

703 And the Lord sayeth, thou who pasteth my words shall be emboldened forever, or at least until the next close tag...

Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (o+SC1)

704 A Fistful of Pizza.

Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (Dq2JL)

705 A Few Good Muffins

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (LoIJo)

706 Unsatiable

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (028dR)

707 He Himself treads the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.

Nice verse, btw.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (evdj2)

708 Coming Soon..., to a Theater Near You!

Sargent Dork - Starring Michael Moore

Posted by: This message brought to you by Michael Moore at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (l1zOH)

709 The Fat & the Furious.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (MbqmP)

710 @698 - yeah, the parish council would have to budget to reinforce the floor...

Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (o+SC1)

711 Hang 'em High (in the smoke house)

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:05 PM (LoIJo)

712 What's with all the odd-homonym attacks?

Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 04:05 PM (8MjqI)

713 Close Encounter Of The Ninth Course

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:05 PM (2cS/G)

714 One Bulged Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:05 PM (MbqmP)

715 So Mikey uses a Hoveround. AmIright?

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 26, 2015 04:05 PM (oDCMR)

716
Operation Dumbo Drop

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 04:05 PM (wAQA5)

717 I liked "act of God" alot better.
Posted by: fixerupper



Very fitting for the subject material.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:05 PM (TAu/7)

718 Eating Raoul

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:05 PM (LoIJo)

719 F@ Troop?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (TAu/7)

-----

Hey.... didnt Larry Starch star in that???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 04:06 PM (NaV4z)

720 50 Shades Of Gravy

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:06 PM (2cS/G)

721 Midriff (With Sens-a-round, God help us)

Tofu, Tofu, Tofu

Flapjacks of our Fathers

The Iron (rich) Croissant

Maitre'd and Corriander

A Few Good Ministrone

"Did you order the Crème Roulee?"

"You're goddamn right I otdered the Crème Roulee!"

Posted by: A. Pendragon at January 26, 2015 04:06 PM (wJliR)

722 The Good, The Bad, and The Fatass

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:06 PM (oFCZn)

723 Jing, jing, ting, jing-a-ling, jing-jing, ting-a-ling...


That's the sound of Clint taking all the money he's making to the bank while he laughs at despicable french fry inhaling sack o crap otherwise know as Michael Moore.

Posted by: 2L at January 26, 2015 04:06 PM (TaO1J)

724 The Dessert Fox

Posted by: This message brought to you by Michael Moore at January 26, 2015 04:06 PM (l1zOH)

725 It Conquered the Furrs!

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:06 PM (MbqmP)

726 War and Peace Pizza

Posted by: Wilford Brimley at January 26, 2015 04:07 PM (zxQ4h)

727 They Died With Their Feedbags On

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 04:07 PM (wAQA5)

728 FAT 21

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:07 PM (6/J77)

729 Hey.... didnt Larry Starch star in that???
Posted by: fixerupper



*Golf clap*

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:07 PM (TAu/7)

730 682-I think you hit it-they believe that Christians are credulous fools-we believe in a "sky -god" who is going to take us to paradise. They never bother to read the scripture, they merely pick and choose pieces to attack us. And demonstrate how utterly stupid, back-woods, cracker-like we are, compared to their suave, urbane wittiness.

No, Christ isn't meek, he isn't weak, and His Second Coming is not the suffering servant. He did that on the cross. It will be the Mighty God, coming for his people. It will not be pretty, for those who oppose him.

Posted by: Moki at January 26, 2015 04:07 PM (bAB8f)

731 Gandhi suggested a similar approach to resisting hitler. But evil usu needs more direct force.

Posted by: M.nicely at January 26, 2015 04:07 PM (MNdHi)

732 A Few Good Manicotti

Posted by: Jack Nicholson at January 26, 2015 04:07 PM (tdmtT)

733 The Eiger Snackathon

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:07 PM (MbqmP)

734 @715 - No, he just pulls up his legs, lets his pannus (now I'll remember this word forever) drape to the ground, and sticks a leafblower in his ass.

Hover, indeed.

Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (o+SC1)

735 Scott Walker, on his throne of skulls, keeps getting accolades in the Sidebar.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (evdj2)

736 DUNE

with Michael Moore as Baron Harkonnen
and Brian Dennehy as the Sandworm

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (DT3rQ)

737 The Sandwiches of Iwo Jima

Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (i0wGQ)

738 The Hunt for Red Lobster

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (LoIJo)

739 Bite of the Intruder

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (6/J77)

740 What an ugly, viciously obese toad-like monster.


Oh yeah baby!! Talk dirty to me!! fapfapfapfapfap MORE MORE MOREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Posted by: a fat obese leftist director from Michigan at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (DDz6J)

741 The Fat the Furious.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (MbqmP)


---------------------------------


Fat and Furious II: Tokyo Fried

Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (Dq2JL)

742 641 Yes, this is the WINNER!
Hey, JJ, you going to live blog the Blizzard? We'll be thinking of you!
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (0FSuD)


Well, I can I guess. How do I do it? Ace? CBD? Bueller?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (CMkNk)

743 Michael Moore once challenged a small child in the Bible story of Jonah and the Whale, telling the child that it would be physically impossible for a whale to swallow a man whole.

"Well, I believe the Bible and when I get to heaven, I'll ask Jonah how it happened."

Wanting to be cruel, of course, Moore needled the child further. "Maybe Jonah went to hell" Moore told the child.

"Then you can ask him." The little child replied.

Posted by: Joe D. at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (Xv7f/)

744 The reason sniper hides on top of a roof and shoots enemy in the back is to prevent enemy shoots you in the face.

Posted by: guest at January 26, 2015 04:09 PM (2ldUF)

745 9 WWJD? Probably not be a sniper - or any soldier (as we know that term). What does that mean - absolutely nothing.
Posted by: SH at January 26, 2015 03:01 PM (gmeXX)

He also wouldn't be an obese, arrogant big mouth, with a millionaire's hypocrite house in Michigan's upper peninsula.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 26, 2015 04:09 PM (DXcH1)

746 All Mayo on the Double Western Bacon Cheeseburger

Posted by: Cave Johnson at January 26, 2015 04:09 PM (fA5xz)

747 The Seventh Sealed Trailer-load of Twinkies

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:09 PM (MbqmP)

748 Hogans Heroes

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 04:09 PM (wtvvX)

749 738 The Hunt for Red Lobster
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (LoIJo)


YES! As good as Girth of a Nation.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:09 PM (CMkNk)

750 Fat Patrol

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:09 PM (6/J77)

751 Diner

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:10 PM (oFCZn)

752
[Ice] Scream

Posted by: Radeaminit at January 26, 2015 04:10 PM (Xv7f/)

753 The Jowling

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:10 PM (2cS/G)

754
Raid on Anchovy

Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 04:10 PM (lKyWE)

755


Eat Spray Gorge

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 04:10 PM (IXrOn)

756 Abbot and Costello Meet the Blob

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:10 PM (MbqmP)

757 Black Hawk Browned

Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:10 PM (ABcz/)

758 The Green Beignets

Posted by: This message brought to you by Michael Moore at January 26, 2015 04:11 PM (l1zOH)

759 BIG

Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:11 PM (ABcz/)

760 The drivethrough also rises

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:11 PM (6/J77)

761 A Pot of Lard Now

Posted by: Cave Johnson at January 26, 2015 04:11 PM (fA5xz)

762 1941 lbs

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:11 PM (LoIJo)

763
Right now, it's snowing and blowing in NYC. The real meat of the storm has yet to arrive. Expected later tonight and through tomorrow afternoon.

Just back from the market and people are going nuts like ISIS is in Jersey (probably are).

It's just a little blizzard, people! Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:11 PM (CMkNk)

764 3: The Left needs its Emmanuel Goldstein. The designated object of Hate.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at January 26, 2015 04:11 PM (DDz6J)

765 MM Drowned In Duck Soup

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 04:11 PM (028dR)

766

Se7en ...courses down, Se7en to go...

Posted by: Radeaminit at January 26, 2015 04:11 PM (Xv7f/)

767 Fat-Ass.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (g1DWB)

768 What happens when it snows in the Heartland.

Lamestream media: "Parts of the midwest received over a foot of snow this week..."


What happens when it snows on the East Coast.

Lamestream media" "SNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, ZOMG!!!"


Posted by: Frosty at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (TaO1J)

769

Hold That Toast!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (CMkNk)

770 Torpedo Bun

Posted by: This message brought to you by Michael Moore at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (l1zOH)

771 From the Halls of Mo goo gai pan...

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (qh617)

772 The Old Man and the Seafood

Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (i0wGQ)

773 War of Scones

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (XzRw1)

774 fathawk down

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (6/J77)

775 Band of Buttered Toat

Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (ABcz/)

776 >>>They never bother to read the scripture, they merely pick and choose pieces to attack us.

Go further. They attack specifically to call Chritians "hypocrites" and damn them as being inconsistent with their Faith. The more widely-read ones would add "I can at least respect Moslems *because they do what their book says to do*."

Posted by: James Cagney at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (3ZtZW)

777 Tootsie Roll

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (LoIJo)

778 The Strain -- The story of Michael Moores furniture.

Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (Dq2JL)

779 Stop! Or My Mom Will Make Lasagna!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (oFCZn)

780 No; God didn't invent diabetes and not everyone who has it because of their weight and other issues is an insensitive idiot like Moore. Moore is no position to judge the actions of Chris Kyle.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (DXzRD)

781 Good Morning, Viet Ham

Posted by: zombie Robin Williams at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (tdmtT)

782 Inglorious Fat Basterds

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (uSAVP)

783

Ben [and Jerry's] Hur

Posted by: Radeaminit at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (Xv7f/)

784

This post is one of the best ever. As funny and memorable as the Mad Libs one from a year or so ago.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (CMkNk)

785 Boarshead (instead of Jarhead)

Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (ABcz/)

786 He's Got Gams

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (LoIJo)

787 It's just a little blizzard, people! Sheesh.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:11 PM (CMkNk)


A... yup...

Posted by: Private Ramey, sitting at Valley Forge, 1778 at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (qh617)

788 Catch of The Day-22

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (wAQA5)

789 MM's theology is childlike.

No Thomas Aquinas Just War Theory.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (V70Uh)

790
Das Scrot

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:14 PM (6/J77)

791

McHale's Navy Beans

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:14 PM (CMkNk)

792


Dirty Hairy

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 04:14 PM (IXrOn)

793 Honey, I Ate the Kids

Posted by: all doubt removed at January 26, 2015 04:14 PM (DvOSv)

794 Raiders of the Lost Sea Container Full of Chinese Cheetos

Posted by: Chester says, "Buy USA!" at January 26, 2015 04:14 PM (yn6XZ)

795 THE HOAGIES OF TELEMARK

Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (UzPAd)

796 Shadow of the Vast Liar

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (MbqmP)

797 The Flying Fatnecks

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (XzRw1)

798 I got what I wanted out of that fat ass, then left him in a puddle of tears sobbing into his king size bag of pork rinds.

Posted by: Michael Moore's Ex at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (TaO1J)

799 Cavuto covering Moore's comments now.

Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (Dq2JL)

800 Sergeant Fork

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (oFCZn)

801 The planet has a fever.

Posted by: ManBearPig at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (PuQW/)

802 Double Hamburger Hill...with Cheese

Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (ABcz/)

803 Hoagies Gyros

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (6/J77)

804

Sergeant Pork.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (CMkNk)

805 WWJD? Probably not be a sniper - or any soldier (as we know that term). What does that mean - absolutely nothing.
Posted by: SH at January 26, 2015 03:01 PM (gmeXX)


Neither Jesus Himself, nor any of his apostles ever instructed people to stop being soldiers. That indicates that Jesus at least understood that war was going to happen, and that governments needed soldiers to defend themselves and their people.

As to the question of snipers- I do not believe Jesus would have any problem with snipers in combat. The question is not whether the opponent had an opportunity to defend himself; the question is whether or not the killing was morally justified or not. If it was, then no "opportunity to defend himself" is needed. If it was not, then no "opportunity to defend himself" would make it so.

As to the question of Michael Moore, I think Jesus looks on him with pity and sadness, whilst the Devil and his angels look on him with glee and rejoicing.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (kff5f)

806 I Ate The Last House On The Left

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (028dR)

807 No, he just pulls up his legs, lets his pannus (now I'll remember this word forever) drape to the ground, and sticks a leafblower in his ass.

Hover, indeed.
Posted by: JEM



I cannae hold 'er Captain! I'm giving 'er all the power now!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (TAu/7)

808 The Boys From Bratwurst

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 04:16 PM (wAQA5)

809 A Fistful of Donuts

For a Few Donuts Moore....


And.. the Good, the Bad and Ugly (he fits two categories in that one).

Posted by: Bb Wolf at January 26, 2015 04:16 PM (qh617)

810 Inhales Gravy

Posted by: zombie Ernest Borgnine at January 26, 2015 04:16 PM (tdmtT)

811 Since Moore and Maher have a problem with military action, I think they should be sent on a mission to negotiate with the Islamic beheaders. They can take James Taylor with them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 26, 2015 04:16 PM (DXcH1)

812 1941 lbs
Posted by: phreshone
-------------

That's the craziest son of a bitch I ever saw. How many more like him do you think there are up there?

Posted by: Gen. Stilwell at January 26, 2015 04:16 PM (l1zOH)

813 In Hams Way

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:17 PM (XzRw1)

814
Silence of the Lambs Braised in a Beaujoliais Reduction With a Mint Jelly Garnish.

Posted by: Radeaminit at January 26, 2015 04:17 PM (Xv7f/)

815 810 Inhales Gravy
Posted by: zombie Ernest Borgnine at January 26, 2015 04:16 PM (tdmtT)


They keep getting better and better!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:17 PM (CMkNk)

816 As to the question of Michael Moore, I think Jesus looks on him with pity and sadness, whilst the Devil and his angels look on him with glee and rejoicing.



Dinner at last!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:17 PM (TAu/7)

817 20,000 Leagues Under the Waistband

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:18 PM (MbqmP)

818 THE DEVIL'S FOODCAKE

Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2015 04:18 PM (UzPAd)

819 ... all ready on it...
Posted by: Fox News staffer assigned to AoSHQ at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (NaV4z)





We don't get it.

Posted by: Doocy and Kilmeade Inc., Rocket Surgeons at January 26, 2015 04:18 PM (vgIRn)

820 Tropic Thunderthighs

Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:18 PM (ABcz/)

821 Beaking 2: Eating Vindaloo

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:18 PM (2cS/G)

822 Snipers are the ultimate in White Privilege.

Posted by: eman at January 26, 2015 04:18 PM (aNTVu)

823 GLOBZILLA

Posted by: votermom at January 26, 2015 04:18 PM (cbfNE)

824 The Green Bernaise

Posted by: April at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (FjIA5)

825 Mullhollandaise Falls

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (wtvvX)

826
Starched Dreck.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (CMkNk)

827 Stop-weightLoss

Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (ABcz/)

828 Good Morning, Hometown Buffet

Posted by: Cave Johnson at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (fA5xz)

829 Last Mango in Paris

Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (i0wGQ)

830

Million Ton Baby

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (IXrOn)

831 The Green Flambes

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (XzRw1)

832 Breaking Bad Wind.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (TAu/7)

833 Fight Club Sandwich

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (LoIJo)

834 Jacob's Platter

Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (ABcz/)

835 And if you think that I hate Snipers...
President Obama's Drone killings?

Yup...he's a pussy too.


Ah, who the fcuk am I kidding.
My buddy Baraka is almost a god.
And can dispense justice any way he sees fit.
We are blessed to have him

Posted by: Michael Al-Moore at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (fL+1V)

836 World War 'Za

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (2cS/G)

837

Cattle-Pound!

(Battleground!)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (CMkNk)

838 Not a war movie, but:

The People vs. Jenny Craig

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (iImBW)

839 Destination Dunkin' Donuts

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (oFCZn)

840 Who's Eating Gilbert Grape?

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (MbqmP)

841
Selma Do I Pass the Buffet or Dessert

Posted by: M. Moore at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (Xv7f/)

842 Bridge over the river of Fries

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (6/J77)

843 No; God didn't invent diabetes and not everyone who has it because of their weight and other issues is an insensitive idiot like Moore.

Now I hear what you're saying. An issue. Now I can insure you the good folks at Liberty Medical will make sure you don't have issues with your diabeetus supplies. Why don't you give them a call?

Posted by: Wilford Brimley at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (zxQ4h)

844 Bridge over the river of Fries

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (6/J77)

845
the snipers as cowards came out of the midieval armies that viewed archers as being unmanly because they killed from afar without the glory of vanquishing ones enemy face to face in combat.in modern warfare it doesn't hold up.

Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (lKyWE)

846 Taco! Taco! Taco!

Posted by: eman at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (aNTVu)

847
Dear Michael Moore,

You know NOTHING of My work. FUCK YOU.

Your Lord,
Jesus

Posted by: Jesus at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (ObXhH)

848 >>>Neither Jesus Himself, nor any of his apostles ever instructed people to stop being soldiers.

Nope. Some soldiers did, however, have problems being one after their conversions. The simplistic idea is the whole 'no killing' thing, but the real deal was likely Roman soldier == worship of Emperors, payment with graven___d coins, etc

Posted by: James Cagney at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (3ZtZW)

849 Planet of the Ape-fucking Monkeytards

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (wtvvX)

850 Feeds

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (2cS/G)

851

Is Paris Burning? If so, get it out of the oven!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (CMkNk)

852 First Blood Pudding

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (oFCZn)

853 2001: A Scale Odyssey

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (MbqmP)

854 Colonel Wimp

Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (L6/+u)

855 847
Dear Michael Moore,

You know NOTHING of My work. FUCK YOU.

Your Lord,
Jesus
Posted by: Jesus at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (ObXhH)


Please Tweet that to Tubby? Please?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (CMkNk)

856 Yellow Submarine Sandwich

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:22 PM (LoIJo)

857 Die-t Hard

Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:22 PM (ABcz/)

858 #854 addendum "Buffet Starts At Midnight"

Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 04:22 PM (L6/+u)

859 the snipers as cowards came out of the midieval armies that viewed archers as being unmanly because they killed from afar without the glory of vanquishing ones enemy face to face in combat.



Which lasted until trebuchets and cannon.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:22 PM (TAu/7)

860 "Not sure what Jesus would do - but Muhammad would chop your fucking head off."

I don't have the Twitters but anyone is welcome to use it.

Posted by: JDW at January 26, 2015 04:22 PM (YcbLq)

861
The Unbearable Endless of Eating

Posted by: M. Moore at January 26, 2015 04:22 PM (Xv7f/)

862
What does Jesus need with a twitter account?

Posted by: Jesus at January 26, 2015 04:23 PM (ObXhH)

863 oh heh

coins with graven pictures of dieties on them because we can't write the word i m a g e

Posted by: James Cagney at January 26, 2015 04:23 PM (3ZtZW)

864 Royale with Cheese Hill

Posted by: eman at January 26, 2015 04:23 PM (aNTVu)

865 Rosencrantz and Fill My Fucking Plate

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:23 PM (2cS/G)

866 SUSHI! SUSHI! SUSHI!

Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2015 04:23 PM (UzPAd)

867 Greasetrap

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 04:23 PM (wtvvX)

868 I refuse to be lectured about morality by the same people that endorse abortion.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 26, 2015 04:23 PM (V70Uh)

869 There Will Be Blood Sausage

Posted by: M. Moore at January 26, 2015 04:23 PM (Xv7f/)

870 The Alamo Steakhouse

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:24 PM (oFCZn)

871 Casino Royale with Cheese

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:24 PM (LoIJo)

872 Michael Moore's new documentary,"Taliban Sniper", lasts for 2 minutes.

Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 04:24 PM (8MjqI)

873
A Buffet Too Far

Posted by: rankle at January 26, 2015 04:24 PM (Xv7f/)

874 Yambo!

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:24 PM (XzRw1)

875 Midnight Express Buffet Line

Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 04:24 PM (Dq2JL)

876 In Which We Serve Dinner

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:24 PM (oFCZn)

877 "What does Jesus need with a twitter account?

Jesus "

Bob Dole wonders why Jesus would speak in third person

Posted by: Bob Dole at January 26, 2015 04:24 PM (fL+1V)

878 13 monkeys in a cream sauce

Posted by: bananaDream at January 26, 2015 04:24 PM (GJnhB)

879 Yeast of Eden

Posted by: Kreplach at January 26, 2015 04:25 PM (DDFkt)

880 Kon Tiki Platter

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:25 PM (2cS/G)

881 MM is just pissd that American Sniper has brought in more at the box office in two weeks than all of his "films" ever. Jealousy is an ugly emotion.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 26, 2015 04:25 PM (6fyGz)

882 Does this thread make my ass look fat?

Posted by: Michael Doughnut eat`n Moore at January 26, 2015 04:25 PM (TaO1J)

883 Fromunda Eternity

Posted by: Chet Cognomen at January 26, 2015 04:25 PM (RwwCT)

884
The Thin Red Buffet Line

Posted by: rankle at January 26, 2015 04:25 PM (Xv7f/)

885 Objective, Denny's!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:25 PM (oFCZn)

886 Religious authority Michael Moore must have been absent the day they taught that inconvenient story about Jesus and the Centurion...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at January 26, 2015 04:26 PM (XO6WW)

887 Two Mules For Sister Sarah to Cook and Serve to Michael Moore For His Midmorning Snack

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:26 PM (MbqmP)

888
Waistworld

Posted by: rankle at January 26, 2015 04:26 PM (Xv7f/)

889 Crepes of Wrath

Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:26 PM (ABcz/)

890 Gettysburger and Fries

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 26, 2015 04:26 PM (XUKZU)

891 BLACKENED SIRLOIN DOWN

Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2015 04:26 PM (UzPAd)

892 Maggiano's Line.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:26 PM (TAu/7)

893 Blintz on the River Kwai

Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 04:26 PM (8MjqI)

894 Eight Heads of Cheese in a Duffel Bag.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 26, 2015 04:27 PM (PuQW/)

895 I refuse to be lectured about morality by the same people that endorse abortion.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo


I refuse to be lectured on anything by people who live ever higher on the hog while telling us to make do with less. (The abortion thing got beat to death last week. I ain't going back there right now.)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 04:27 PM (DT3rQ)

896
Heaven Can Weight

Posted by: rankle at January 26, 2015 04:27 PM (Xv7f/)

897 The Hunt for Red Lobster...

that's pretty good.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 26, 2015 04:27 PM (3g9q6)

898 Bassablamca

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:27 PM (XzRw1)

899 Some soldiers did, however, have problems being one after their conversions. The simplistic idea is the whole 'no killing' thing, but the real deal was likely...

Prezactly.

Some soldiers- but not all. I (personally) would classify that in the whole "eating meat sacrificed to idols" thing. Some people could ignore it and say, "What? It's just meat. And I can afford it this way." Others couldn't get past the whole "sacrificed to idols."

Similarly, I expect some converted soldiers could say "What? It's a denarius. And my 'worship' of Caesar involves... not saying bad things about him. I don't exactly sacrifice puppies on the alter of Caesar." But some couldn't get past those things you mentioned.

All of which is immaterial to the question: "What would Jesus do?" because we have that answer- he would *not* tell you not to be a soldier.

Does Michael Moore think that the Romans fought "fair?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:27 PM (kff5f)

900 White Men Can't Dump

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:27 PM (2cS/G)

901 Moore wouldn't get his head chopped off by muslims if he was in mortal danger. He'd convert in a heartbeat. A moral coward Michael Moore is.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at January 26, 2015 04:27 PM (DDz6J)

902 The Postman Always Ring Dings Twice

Posted by: Kreplach at January 26, 2015 04:28 PM (DDFkt)

903 Red Velvet Cake

Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:28 PM (ABcz/)

904 Is anyone but me thinking that maybe Ace has fallen into a snowdrift and can't get out? Maybe JJ can go look for a couple of furry little feet sticking out of a drift. That would be Ace.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 26, 2015 04:28 PM (vVSOO)

905 Michael Moore's new documentary,"Taliban Sniper", lasts for 2 minutes.

Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 04:24 PM
--------------------
Brings to mind the Special Guest Stars of Police Squad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=068OcpqHc5Q

Posted by: Comment, Shmomment at January 26, 2015 04:28 PM (RyhI9)

906 two Americas

Posted by: Caliban at January 26, 2015 04:28 PM (3GFMN)

907 It's Constipated

Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:29 PM (ABcz/)

908 Fat, Sick, and Nearly Dead.

Wait a minute! That's a real title!

Posted by: rankle at January 26, 2015 04:29 PM (Xv7f/)

909 Hunting For Mr. Hersheybar

Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 04:29 PM (Dq2JL)

910
A Bridge Mix too Far

Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 04:29 PM (lKyWE)

911 Michael Moore stars as Fatticus Finch in "To Eat a Mockingbird"

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:29 PM (LoIJo)

912 Moore failed. So Jesus sent Kyle.

Posted by: M.nicely at January 26, 2015 04:29 PM (MNdHi)

913 Gone Grill

My Best Friend's Grill

Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:29 PM (ABcz/)

914 Crepes of Wrath
Posted by: Lizzy
-------------

That one gets the nod.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:29 PM (l1zOH)

915 Heaven Can Weight.

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2015 04:29 PM (DXzRD)

916 Blintzgrieg

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:29 PM (XzRw1)

917 Ferris Bueller's Day Pass to Costco

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:30 PM (2cS/G)

918 That Man Who Would Be King Dons

Posted by: rankle at January 26, 2015 04:30 PM (Xv7f/)

919 Fun with Dick and Jam

Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:30 PM (ABcz/)

920 From the sidebar: Georgie Couple Apparently Lured to Their Deaths By Craigslist Ad for Vintage Mustang

Georgie couple?

What's a "Georgie" couple?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:30 PM (kff5f)

921 The Sauteing of The Lambs

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:30 PM (LoIJo)

922 October Pie.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:30 PM (kff5f)

923 To Sirloin With Love

Posted by: all doubt removed at January 26, 2015 04:31 PM (DvOSv)

924
The Baconator

Posted by: BIG ALFREDO at January 26, 2015 04:31 PM (iWo0u)

925 Sunday School question 3

What would Jesus think about people who rail against the (1%) but own nine properties worth over 25 million?

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:31 PM (cNJvW)

926 The Gravy Train

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:31 PM (l1zOH)

927
True story-
Michael Moore helped me decide to vote for Bush in 2000. And not as some reflexive anti-Michael Moore vote.
Moore was doing the occasional man-on-the-street pieces for Leno on the Tonight Show, and Leno tasked Moore with getting a hug from the presidential candidates at the time. Bush was friendly to Moore and gave him a hug even though Moore was a shill for the other party.
The other person who helped was Nancy Pelosi's daughter, Alexandra, who was allowed by Bush to shot some behind the scenes stuff during the campaign. She was being a smart ass and asked him "If you could be any kind of tree, what tree would you be?" and without blinking an eye Bush responded, "I wouldn't be a tree, I'm a Bush."
Up to that point I was going to vote for the Straight-Talk Express (John McCain), but he pulled some shit and I now had a better opinion of Bush.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 26, 2015 04:31 PM (6n332)

928 So, a sniper, acting on orders, in country equals the greatest evil of all times.

King Putt, ordering the army to drop a Hellfire from 10000 feet on the same man-made disaster person equals a second Nobel Peace Prize.

Explanation please and "Shut up you racist!" doesn't qualify.

As for Michael Moore war movie
Michael Moore in "They were Expandable." the heroic story of Michael Moore's sweat pants on the day he destroyed the Old Country Buffet in Minot North Dakota.

Posted by: JB1000 at January 26, 2015 04:31 PM (16OL0)

929 The African Dairy Queen

Posted by: rankle at January 26, 2015 04:31 PM (Xv7f/)

930 The Last Of The Marzipans

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:31 PM (2cS/G)

931 Georgie couple?

What's a "Georgie" couple?



Typo. Georgia couple. Was on Ch. 11 this am.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:31 PM (TAu/7)

932 Mrs. Miniver's Pie

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (XzRw1)

933 The Devil Dogs and Miss Moore.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (DDFkt)

934 Five Easy Pieces of Pie

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (LoIJo)

935 Michael Moore's new documentary,"Taliban Sniper", lasts for 2 minutes.

That's a minute 59 seconds longer than he usually lasts.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (DT3rQ)

936 Heaven Can Weight.

The remake of Here Comes Mister Jerkoff

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (W5DcG)

937 The Outlaw Josey Whale

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (l1zOH)

938 Butterfinger.....instead of Goldfinger?? naaaa

Posted by: BIG ALFREDO at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (iWo0u)

939 Field of Dreamsicles

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (wtvvX)

940 Guardians of the Galleys

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (cNJvW)

941 843 No; God didn't invent diabetes and not everyone who has it because of their weight and other issues is an insensitive idiot like Moore.



************


I was 15 pounds underweight when my pancreas turned traitor.


But I AM an insensitive idiot.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (vgIRn)

942 the snipers as cowards came out of the midieval armies that viewed archers as being unmanly because they killed from afar without the glory of vanquishing ones enemy face to face in combat

Thus whined the Spartans after Sphacteria.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (evdj2)

943 A Walk in the Food Court

Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (Dq2JL)

944 Buffets Are Forever.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:33 PM (kff5f)

945 I Walk the Buffet Line

Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 04:33 PM (i0wGQ)

946 12 years A Slob

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:33 PM (cNJvW)

947 over 900 comments and no one has linked this yet?

http://ace-o-spades.blogspot.com/2004_04_18_ace-o-spades_archive.html#108264362649366527

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 26, 2015 04:33 PM (2Ayux)

948 Not a movie but little MM playing Battleship with a friend. Hey Michael you ate my battleship.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 04:33 PM (eeTCA)

949 Lost in Transfats Land

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:33 PM (kff5f)

950 77 Sundae Strip

(TV)

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 04:34 PM (LA7Cm)

951 Carnivorous Knowledge

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:34 PM (LoIJo)

952 The 700 Pound Club

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 04:34 PM (LA7Cm)

953 Moon pie labe!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:34 PM (eeTCA)

954 Ingestion

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 04:34 PM (wtvvX)

955 LOOK! Who's Coming to Dinner!

Posted by: Kreplach at January 26, 2015 04:34 PM (DDFkt)

956 From Dusk Till Dawn (at the Sirloin Stockade)

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:34 PM (MbqmP)

957 Since we've gotten away from strictly war movies, how about:

Twin Peaks of Meringue Fire Up a Wok With Me

Posted by: A. Pendragon at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (wJliR)

958 Weekend at Bernie's Buffet

Posted by: Old Blue at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (vVSOO)

959 American Psycho

Oops . That was already used for real.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (cNJvW)

960 Dine Hard

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (eeTCA)

961 Doggie Bags of Our Fathers

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (wAQA5)

962 To The Shores of Spumoni

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (XzRw1)

963 The Man Who Came To Dinner and Never Left

Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (i0wGQ)

964 Being a military sniper is not against Christianity.

I don't know what Jesus (who was not a soldier) would do, but He never told soldier to desert and neither did any of the Apostles, as far as I know. Two thousand years of Christianity have been supportive of the military. Being a sniper is just a form of attack from ambush, which is explicitly allowed (at least in Catholicism, and I assume by most everyone else).

Whether or not Jesus would have supported the Iraq War, I don't know. Neither does Michael Moore, who, I assume is doing this just to get buzz.

Posted by: zerk at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (dFBkj)

965 Frozen Swanson's TV Dinner

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (wtvvX)

966 Is anyone but me thinking that maybe Ace has fallen into a snowdrift and can't get out?

We *were* supposed to get snow apocalypse in this area, but it looks as if the deities are personally punishing New England for underfellating their balls.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (zxQ4h)

967 The Green Jello Mile (Is Mikey a Lutheran?)

Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (Dq2JL)

968 @946

That's pretty Awesome

Posted by: Kreplach at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (DDFkt)

969 Holy crap, I think we're on course for 1000...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 04:36 PM (DT3rQ)

970 Why do I even have to know who this irrelevant fat fuck is? Almost as bad as admitting you have heard of those skank Kardashian sluts. Fuck our betters. I'm fine the way I am.don't need those assholes preaching to me about morals and shit.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 26, 2015 04:36 PM (ucDmr)

971 Buffalo Soldier

Damn that's a real one too.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:36 PM (cNJvW)

972 I think part of the fat one's internalized issues is the fact that he has never taken a stance on anything which was based on a moral or ethical value.

He is perhaps one of the most morally shallow individuals to walk the planet in our time.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2015 04:36 PM (fL+1V)

973 The Adventures of Bacon Munchausen

Posted by: all doubt removed at January 26, 2015 04:36 PM (DvOSv)

974 Muffin Call

Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:36 PM (ABcz/)

975 Abbot and Costello get Eaten by a Fcukfaced Asshole

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 04:36 PM (wtvvX)

976 The Buns of Abalone

Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at January 26, 2015 04:36 PM (SGtBn)

977 Mikey M: Confessions of a Cereal Killer

Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 04:36 PM (i0wGQ)

978 Fatatouille

Posted by: flmomof4 at January 26, 2015 04:37 PM (nSjrf)

979 I'm a graduate of XVIII Airborne Corps Sniper Schoollo these many years ago. After Recondo School, it was one of the most difficult courses I took. Only a handful of us in my Brigade were able to get a slot in the school. I didn't mind the shooting aspect or find itespecially difficult but the stalking phase was a bear. Not once not ever did I hear of any stigma surrounding snipers.

Funny thing: the Army psychiatrist who screened sniper school candidates actually did ask me how I felt about my mother. I started laughing, told him I thought shrinks only asked that question in the movies. He laughed along with me but I found out later from a psychiatrist friend that there are all sorts of behavioral cues that psychiatrists look for when they ask that question. Two of the guys who went with me for that appointment didn't pass the psych screening. I always wondered how they reacted to the 'Do you love your mother?' question, or if that was the question they reacted to.

Posted by: troyriser at January 26, 2015 04:37 PM (CAJL/)

980 Buffalo Soldier

Damn that's a real one too.


Truffle-O Soldier

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 04:37 PM (DT3rQ)

981 Mikey Moore sweats gravy.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 26, 2015 04:37 PM (ucDmr)

982 I Ate the Streets of San Francisco

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 04:38 PM (LA7Cm)

983 From the sidebar: Georgie Couple Apparently Lured to Their Deaths By Craigslist Ad for Vintage Mustang



Georgie couple?



What's a "Georgie" couple?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:30 PM (kff5f)


One of the Mustang book of faces groups I'm in is highlighting this ad, same car in every ad in several states, along with the story and the warning.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 26, 2015 04:38 PM (6fyGz)

984 Starsky and Lunch

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 04:38 PM (LA7Cm)

985 Gravity

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 04:38 PM (wtvvX)

986 He is perhaps one of the most morally shallow individuals to walk waddle the planet in our time.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 04:38 PM (evdj2)

987 Curry

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 26, 2015 04:39 PM (vgIRn)

988 The Hotdogs of War

Posted by: Old Blue at January 26, 2015 04:39 PM (vVSOO)

989 897 The Hunt for Red Lobster...

that's pretty good.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 26, 2015 04:27 PM (3g9q6)



For the gays: The Hunt For Red Throbsters

Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 04:39 PM (8MjqI)

990 I don't know what Jesus (who was not a soldier) would do,
----------------

He specifically instructed his disciples to arm themselves against bad guys.

He said to them, “But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one..."

Luke 22:36

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:39 PM (l1zOH)

991 I Wanted Chicken Wings

Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 04:39 PM (i0wGQ)

992 The Best Wing

Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (ABcz/)

993 The Devil's Food Cake Brigade

Posted by: Old Blue at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (vVSOO)

994 1000th!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (0HooB)

995 I Eat Planes, Trains and Automobiles

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (wtvvX)

996 The Incredible Bulk

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (LA7Cm)

997 War is an ugly thing but it's not the ugliest of things.

That would be Michael Moore.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (cNJvW)

998 The problem with this thread? Besides the fact it's rank?

Some of the comments are making me hungry.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (kff5f)

999
I grand baby!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (CMkNk)

1000 But I AM an insensitive idiot.

Try harder then because you're not doing a very good job at it. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (DXzRD)

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (LA7Cm)

1002

999!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (CMkNk)

1003 Shazbot!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (0HooB)

1004 One of the Mustang book of faces groups I'm in is highlighting this ad, same car in every ad in several states, along with the story and the warning.
Posted by: GGE
-----------------

So..., Ford haters?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (l1zOH)

1005 Damn, going for a 1000.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at January 26, 2015 04:41 PM (DDz6J)

1006 994th!

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:41 PM (MbqmP)

1007 Twelve O'Clock High Feast

Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 04:41 PM (Dq2JL)

1008 999!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (CMkNk)


That sounds like a good campaign slogan.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:41 PM (kff5f)

1009 Hungermenschen

Posted by: James Cagney at January 26, 2015 04:41 PM (3ZtZW)

1010 The Incredible Bulk
Posted by: Ricardo


Hmm. May have edged out 'Crepes of Wrath'..., not sure

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:41 PM (l1zOH)

1011 The Kentucky Fried Movie

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:42 PM (MbqmP)

1012 Das Bloat

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:42 PM (l1zOH)

1013 The ewok is trying to find bread before the blizzard.


Good luck fella.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 04:42 PM (0FSuD)

1014 OK, now can we have a new thread? We hit the 1000 mark.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 04:42 PM (0HooB)

1015 Hope Bloats

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:42 PM (MbqmP)

1016 2000 HERE WE COME!!!!1!

Posted by: James Cagney at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (3ZtZW)

1017 I Dream of Jelly Donuts

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (LA7Cm)

1018 Nothing like angrying up the Moron Horde. This thread is over a 1000 posts. Some funny shit.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (DDz6J)

1019 The Longest Belt

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (eeTCA)

1020 You can lead a horse to water, but a fool and his money are soon parted

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (LoIJo)

1021 When I speak of moral shallowness, if Islam were to conquer the US, that fat fcuk would be shoving people out of his way to the front of the line to say the Shahada.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (fL+1V)

1022 Posted by: James Cagney at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (3ZtZW)

That's what she said.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (kff5f)

1023 King Rat

Damn they keep naming these war movies after Michael Moore.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (cNJvW)

1024 2000! Yes we can!

Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (Dq2JL)

1025 Cold Mountain (of Ham)

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (wAQA5)

1026 Mikey the Riveter

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (XzRw1)

1027 Thirty 'Seconds' Over Tokyo

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:44 PM (l1zOH)

1028
The Lefties are rooting for the other side; simple as that.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 26, 2015 04:44 PM (YQ4mh)

1029 CHiPs & dips

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 04:44 PM (LA7Cm)

1030 The Rocky Road Picture Show

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:44 PM (LoIJo)

1031 The ewok is trying to find bread before the blizzard.

He's fighting over a marbled rye.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 04:44 PM (evdj2)

1032 Boring Boring Boring

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:44 PM (cNJvW)

1033 So if The Prophet Ace loses power and internet, does the blog die or does Pixy take up the slack?


Also, now the three feet of snow? 8-12 inches now.


Sold a lot of bread.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 04:44 PM (0FSuD)

1034 Earthquake

Posted by: Charleton Heston at January 26, 2015 04:44 PM (LoIJo)

1035 He specifically instructed his disciples to arm themselves against bad guys.



Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:39 PM (l1zOH)

What would you expect from a shape-shifting Joooo?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2015 04:45 PM (Zu3d9)

1036 901 Moore wouldn't get his head chopped off by muslims if he was in mortal danger. He'd convert in a heartbeat. A moral coward Michael Moore is.
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at January 26, 2015 04:27 PM (DDz6J)

Also, would their problem with pork get in the way of their beheading Moore?

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 26, 2015 04:45 PM (DXcH1)

1037 Hawaii 5-0...00000

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 04:45 PM (LA7Cm)

1038 Boring Boring Boring

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:44 PM (cNJvW)


That's *also* what she said...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:45 PM (kff5f)

1039 Flapjack Mountain.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 26, 2015 04:45 PM (PuQW/)

1040 So..., Ford haters?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (l1zOH)


Camaro drivers. Whaddayagonnado.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 26, 2015 04:45 PM (6fyGz)

1041 Thirty Seconds Over Sambo

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:45 PM (XzRw1)

1042 "He specifically instructed his disciples to arm themselves against bad guys. "

See...Jesus wants us to carry.

Wonder if he meant open, or CC?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2015 04:45 PM (fL+1V)

1043 30 seconds over tofu.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:45 PM (cNJvW)

1044 Also, now the three feet of snow? 8-12 inches now.

I thought it was supposed to snow through tomorrow.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2015 04:46 PM (DXzRD)

1045 Chicken Run...ning from Michael Moore

Posted by: rankle at January 26, 2015 04:46 PM (Xv7f/)

1046 This thread is going to be as long Moore's belt, isnt it?

Posted by: votermom at January 26, 2015 04:46 PM (5kUPl)

1047 The ewok is trying to find bread secure unfrozen hobo carcasses before the blizzard.

On the upside, refrigeration costs should be down for a while...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 04:46 PM (DT3rQ)

1048 Fried Green Tomatoes With a Side of Ham 30 Eggs Two Tons of Bacon a Dump-truck Full of Grits 600 Pancakes and All of the Grease From Your Fryer

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:46 PM (MbqmP)

1049 Splendor in the Foie Gras

Posted by: rankle at January 26, 2015 04:47 PM (Xv7f/)

1050 THE DESSERT RATS

Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2015 04:47 PM (UzPAd)

1051 How many starving kids could that fuckwit save if he went on a diet?

Posted by: Thug Advice Columnist at January 26, 2015 04:47 PM (JiX4v)

1052 Help us RD Brewer, you're our only hope!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:47 PM (kff5f)

1053 How many starving kids could that fuckwit save if he went on a diet?

Posted by: Thug Advice Columnist at January 26, 2015 04:47 PM (JiX4v)


All of them.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:47 PM (kff5f)

1054 See...Jesus wants us to carry.

Wonder if he meant open, or CC?


If we aren't supposed to hide our light under a basket, I suspect he'd be an open carry dude.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 04:47 PM (DT3rQ)

1055 The Finisher

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 26, 2015 04:47 PM (TPjwz)

1056 Little known TV fact, Michael Moore was the original island in "Gilligan's Island.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 04:48 PM (LA7Cm)

1057 The White Cliff Bars Of Dover

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:48 PM (XzRw1)

1058 Shenandougha. (maybe that will get us a new thread?)

Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 04:48 PM (8MjqI)

1059 Forrest Lump

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:48 PM (oFCZn)

1060 Baked Mystery Alaska

Posted by: rankle at January 26, 2015 04:48 PM (Xv7f/)

1061 Supersize Me!

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:48 PM (MbqmP)

1062
Good Morning, Leftover Ham

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 04:48 PM (wAQA5)

1063 Any Given Sundae

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:48 PM (kff5f)

1064 As a diabetic, I'd ask that you please don't associate diabetes with Michael Moore. STDs, maybe. But diabetes doesn't deserve it.

Posted by: Moose4 at January 26, 2015 04:49 PM (O4XaS)

1065 Wonder if he meant open, or CC?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2015 04:45 PM (fL+1V)



Two is one and one is none.


Apropos of nothing I suppose, this wedding that I am supposed to be officiating at is for Range Partner, the guy who got me into shooting, and his bride to be has requested he not go armed. So he has requested I carry two, one for him and one for me.

I have been asked to keep them concealed so the bride to be can have her wedding pictures sans visible firearms. Hell, if I ever get married again I'm going to require the preacher to carry a Mosin with bayonet affixed in the pictures.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 26, 2015 04:49 PM (6fyGz)

1066 Funny that Michael Moore derides snipers when his death will be brought about by a sniper. That snipers name, Little Debbie.

Posted by: Pvt First Class at January 26, 2015 04:49 PM (VDovR)

1067 And with that......


NOOD!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2015 04:49 PM (fL+1V)

1068 Where's willow when we need her?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 04:49 PM (0HooB)

1069 Charlie's Angelfood Cake

Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:49 PM (ABcz/)

1070 The Whole Nine Lards

Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:49 PM (LoIJo)

1071 Butch Cassidy and the Sunny Side Up Kid

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:49 PM (oFCZn)

1072 716

Operation Dumbo Drop

*
*
Larger Than Life

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 26, 2015 04:49 PM (DT5de)

1073 This thread is going to be as long Moore's belt, isnt it?

Posted by: votermom at January 26, 2015 04:46 PM (5kUPl)


Orion doesn't have a belt that long.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 26, 2015 04:50 PM (6fyGz)

1074 Corgis! Onward to nood!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 04:50 PM (DT3rQ)

1075 A Ham in Berlin

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 04:50 PM (wAQA5)

1076 Camaro drivers. Whaddayagonnado.
Posted by: GGE
--------------

Trade up? ;-)

Sold the Impreza. Got nothing for it :-(

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:50 PM (l1zOH)

1077 The Klondike (Bar) Kid

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 26, 2015 04:50 PM (DT5de)

1078 They Were Indigestible.

Posted by: navybrat at January 26, 2015 04:52 PM (JgC5a)

1079 Nude Place Holder Thread.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 04:52 PM (evdj2)

1080 I enjoy calling Michael Moore a lard assed, insecure dick with a face only a mother could tolerate.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 26, 2015 04:53 PM (A98Xu)

1081 one thousand eighty first!

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 04:55 PM (wAQA5)

1082 Bush lied to the previous King of Suadi Arabia and I hope that Presdent Obama can patch all the damage done by Bush.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 26, 2015 04:56 PM (Sd++4)

1083 Is it wrong that I find all these clever fat jokes to be laugh-out-loud funny? Am I a bad person for laughing at "They Were Indigestible" and "The Cattle in My Bulge"?

Nah. Keep on doing what you're doing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 26, 2015 04:56 PM (DT5de)

1084 FULL MENTAL JAGOFF

Posted by: seamrog at January 26, 2015 04:56 PM (37eeX)

1085 This contemptable excuse for a human being. A complete waste of skin. Much like a turd, he stinks (so does his movies), leaves a stain, and the best part circles the drain before heading down to the depths of irrelevance.

Proud to say I never saw any of his movies - out of principle. I refuse to line his bacon greased pockets with any of my US of A greenbacks.

Other movie title? Ungrateful bitch? (Inglourious Basterds)

Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at January 26, 2015 04:57 PM (DlmoZ)

1086 Peter ambushed the servant of one of the soldiers that came to arrest Jesus and cut off his ear. Don't recollect Jesus calling Peter a coward.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:58 PM (cNJvW)

1087 Actually, Kyle did not shoot them in the back; he shot them as they were advancing on our men, who were walking down the effing street in their hellhole cities to fight AQ, who are in fact savages. In fact, he and their "cowardly" sniper Mustafa had a little rivalry going, and big Mu was portrayed as pretty much a soldier, not a murderer, as well.

But I guess Mikey doesn't know much about soldiers, does he?

Posted by: PJ at January 26, 2015 05:00 PM (cHuNI)

1088
Butch Casserole and the Fudge Sunday Kid

Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 05:00 PM (lKyWE)

1089 Hey Mary, wussup...how you doin'? What do you think of these? Mmmm, sexy.

Posted by: Michael Moore at January 26, 2015 05:01 PM (wAQA5)

1090 "Fck our betters. I'm fine the way I am."

also:

"Proud to say I never saw any of his movies - out of principle. "

Furthermore, I think Jesus would open-carry a 1911.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 26, 2015 05:02 PM (OCcU9)

1091 Dude, Where's My Career?

co-starring Robert Redford, Spike Lee, and Chris Rock.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 26, 2015 05:21 PM (DLu2s)

1092 In one parable, Jesus spoke of a homeowner who armed his servants and lay in wait for thieves.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at January 26, 2015 05:24 PM (XO6WW)

1093 KELLY'S HEROES AND CHIPS WITH A SIDE OF GRAVY

Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2015 05:24 PM (UzPAd)

1094 I question how much of a "right-winger" Eastwood is. Ever see "Flags of Our Fathers"? It's the sort of film the Left loves, because it portrays American soldiers as ignorant losers and guilty drunks.

No, I think Eastwood is simply a very good film-maker, who takes the book he's going to film and makes a very good movie from it, putting in only the politics of the book. ("Flags of Our Fathers" was very well made, just waaaaaaaay liberal.)

Posted by: Null at January 26, 2015 06:07 PM (xjpRj)

1095 Michael Moore wishes he could blow a seal. You know he does.

Posted by: Eromero at January 26, 2015 06:35 PM (go5uR)

1096 A Belly to Far.

Posted by: HugoStiglitz at January 26, 2015 06:58 PM (Moh0M)

1097 Escort girls http://REGMODELS.RU

Posted by: Tina at January 26, 2015 07:04 PM (95udX)

1098 OK,Torta!Torta! Torta! was the funniest in the bunch. For those of you not in the southwest, a torta is a Mexican sandwich on a sightly sweet roll. Fantastic, fanfreakintastic! Oh, no, now I have to drive to Viva Burrito in Tucson for a Carne Asada torta.

Also, "On Golden Poundcakes", starring another anti American piece of shit, Hanoi Jane Fonda. Fuck her, sideways in her dried up old snatch. With a rotten Pineapple. Twice. Repeat as needed. You guys never fail to cheer me up, thanks for the laughs! Jason J, Tucson

Posted by: jaspn j at January 26, 2015 07:09 PM (wAMyW)

1099 [stolen elsewhere]

Meal Team Six starring His Robustness, Michael Moron

Posted by: stpaulchuck at January 26, 2015 08:10 PM (oeX8R)

1100 Actually No...He is the reason God invented diabetic comas tho......................

Posted by: skoot at January 26, 2015 08:14 PM (g0zrq)

1101 The Magnificent 7-Up.

Posted by: Dúnadan at January 26, 2015 10:33 PM (Kmg4w)

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