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Michael Moore: When You Think About It, I'm the Real Hero, Not That Coward Chris Kyle
Michael Moore, Conquerer of the Buffet.
Tomorrow's Sunday School (1) What Would Jesus Do? Oh, I know what he'd do -- hide on top of a roof and shoot people in the back!
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) January 24, 2015Sunday School: (2) But What Would Jesus Do if he could be a sniper & save soldiers lives by shooting "savages" in the back? ANSWER...
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) January 24, 2015Instead of being a sniper to protect our troops, I tried to save their lives by stopping Bush from sending them to their deaths in Iraq.
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) January 24, 2015you're why god invented Diabetes @MMFlint
— LeContredicteur (@AceofSpadesHQ) January 26, 2015
Even American Sniper largely sidesteps the big political questions about the war on terror. The film is primarily about the heroism of soldiers who, thrust into battle by larger forces, do their best to protect each other and innocent Iraqis. Clint Eastwood, often described as one of the few prominent right-wingers in Hollywood, opposed the invasion of Iraq and questioned the invasion of Afghanistan. Even so, the film's lack of left-wing politics has been treated in some quarters as an unpardonable sin. "The mere act of trying to make a typically Hollywoodian one-note fairy tale set in the middle of the insane moral morass that is/was the Iraq occupation is both dumber and more arrogant than anything George Bush or even Dick Cheney ever tried," wrote Rolling Stone’s Matt Taibbi. In other words, any account of Kyle's personal heroism is somehow invalid unless it is couched in an extraneous political context tarring the war he fought in as immoral. While this criticism is myopic and unfair, it’s at least preferable to direct attacks on Kyle and service in Iraq. "My uncle [was] killed by [a] sniper in WW2. We were taught snipers were cowards. Will shoot [you] in the back. Snipers aren’t heroes. And invaders [are] worse," tweeted left-wing documentary filmmaker Michael Moore.
... The left has tried to avoid the anti-American stain it acquired in the Vietnam era by making sure to mouth platitudes about supporting the troops while criticizing the war. The reaction to American Sniper seems to suggest this pose is insincere. Either you’re rooting for Kyle and his fellow soldiers or you're rooting for AQI. There is no middle ground in American Sniper. The film simply asks audiences to consider the motivations of American soldiers on the ground in Iraq, and then asks whether or not these motivations make them heroic. This may be a difficult question for Michael Moore, but the film and its rapturous audiences answer it with a resounding yes.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 26, 2015 02:58 PM (OylTT)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 26, 2015 02:58 PM (pZtrP)
Posted by: dogfish at January 26, 2015 02:59 PM (1vYi0)
Posted by: torquewrench at January 26, 2015 02:59 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:00 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Ian Galt at January 26, 2015 03:00 PM (dmepw)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 26, 2015 03:01 PM (zllbf)
A family going to church. Father and son going shooting. A soldier proud of his county. A soldier who believes in his mission. A soldier who is unapologetic about what he accomplished. A soldier who suffers from PTSD but isn't portrayed as a victim. Shows the enemy over there for the scum they are. No "message" about evil govt/corporations. Thousands of people showing up in the street with flags.
All of those are pretty much "triggers" (to borrow from their vernacular) for your typical lefty.
Posted by: brak at January 26, 2015 03:01 PM (Tj+s6)
Posted by: SH at January 26, 2015 03:01 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Carol at January 26, 2015 03:01 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: DM at January 26, 2015 03:01 PM (j/tOh)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:02 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 03:02 PM (wtvvX)
Mike Judge nailed this with his imagined liberal bumper sticker.
"Support our troops... and their opponents!"
Posted by: torquewrench at January 26, 2015 03:02 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:02 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: maddogg at January 26, 2015 03:02 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:02 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Ian Galt at January 26, 2015 03:03 PM (dmepw)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 03:03 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 03:03 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Carol at January 26, 2015 03:03 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2015 03:03 PM (nzKvP)
Noam Chomsky's using the "savage" line too.
Lib Icon Noam Chomsky Shockingly Not A Big Fan Of American Sniper, Says It Teaches You To Hate The "Damn Savages"...
zip
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 03:04 PM (IXrOn)
Maybe that isn't a direct quote, but it does get to the core of what he said.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Paranoia Punch with Electrolytes at the Outrage Outlet! at January 26, 2015 03:04 PM (hLRSq)
He's everything the Left hates. They can't stand for him to be made into a Hero. They can't stand that millions admire an honor him. So they must destroy him.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 26, 2015 03:04 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Rolling Stone at January 26, 2015 03:04 PM (tdmtT)
Posted by: butt middler at January 26, 2015 03:04 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: HH at January 26, 2015 03:04 PM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 26, 2015 03:04 PM (vgIRn)
This movie can bring "unity" to the nation.
Dems CANNOT have that.
All this work they've been doing for 6 years to divide us, blown up in smoke from one movie.
Come on. We cannot have that.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 03:05 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: What would michael do? at January 26, 2015 03:05 PM (1sVzz)
He surely does have high blood pressure and clogged arteries already.
So, there's your good news for the day.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:05 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 03:05 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: SH at January 26, 2015 03:01 PM (gmeXX)
Jesus probably wouldn't be a fat turd, either. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:05 PM (oKE6c)
And they did.
Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2015 03:06 PM (wlDny)
Thanks for Type 2
Posted by: Carol at January 26, 2015 03:06 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: booter at January 26, 2015 03:06 PM (XZCy1)
I doubt if he could lay down on his stomach and still breathe.
And you just know he wouldn't be able to get back up on his own.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 03:06 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:06 PM (NeFrd)
Yes, I know you hate people complaining about being blocked on Twitter.
Posted by: Bayou City at January 26, 2015 03:06 PM (ZBlVc)
Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2015 03:06 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: Michael Fat Slob Moore at January 26, 2015 03:07 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: EC at January 26, 2015 03:07 PM (GQ8sn)
Liberals all suck
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2015 03:03 PM (nzKvP)
Bull shit. I never sucked a white dick.
Posted by: The Hillabeast, duck they are shooting at us at January 26, 2015 03:07 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2015 03:07 PM (rGKRU)
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:07 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: maddogg at January 26, 2015 03:07 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:07 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Real Mikey Moore at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (wcLJG)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Chi-nee Buffay at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (kff5f)
Why is Moore upset?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 03:03 PM (0HooB)
Someone should make a movie about a drone pilot smoking ragheads on TFG's orders from a base in Las Vegas.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (TPjwz)
Posted by: Aviator at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (3rrMW)
That's the kind of person the Left turns into a Hero.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Secretariat of State, Jon Carry at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (bAGA/)
Michael Moore bemoans
"I am so irrelevant,
is that a donut?"
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:06 PM (NeFrd)
Om, nom, nom, nom, nom
Om, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom;
Om, nom *fart* nom, *belch*.
Posted by: Michael Moore at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (vgIRn)
Thinky thots wut I was thinking.
Eastwood said that American Sniper is an anti-war movie and others have noted that any accurate war movie is an anti-war movie because it shows the brutality of war and even then isn't as brutal as war really is.
I'm not sure I would go that far but there's a reason why Mill said that war is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things.
I mean, war is hell. I think it is good to remind people of the true nature of war. That brings into focus that which is being fought is even worse.
Also I would say Moore could get chupacabra thunderfucked but I would never do that to a chupacabra.
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at January 26, 2015 03:09 PM (mf5HN)
"American Sniper" has already grossed more than all the anti-GWOT leftist propaganda movies released from 2004-2009 COMBINED.
Eat shit and die, Hollywood.
(but option my screenplay first)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:09 PM (CMkNk)
Damn right!
Posted by: The Chicken at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (ZBlVc)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (v5UtH)
Michael S'Moores, aka Tubby Riefenstahl deserves permanent citizenship in North Korea.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:08 PM (CMkNk)
I believe he could lose weigh there.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (0FSuD)
Neville chamberlain. Sure he didn't prevent the war, gave away chunks of Europe, and, in fact, may have hastened it's onslaught, but he tried man, he tried.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (XVNm3)
Posted by: Reggie at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (3rrMW)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (i0wGQ)
by the by, wasn't there a scene in his "Columbine" crockumentary where he opened an account with a bank, picked a gun as a gift, and was shown walking out of the bank with the gun? Didn't he somehow leave out the part about getting the gun at a gun dealer's, where he had to get a background check?
Posted by: mallfly at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2015 03:06 PM (wlDny)
I'm sure R. Lee Ermey would be happy to come out of retirement to do the honors.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (oKE6c)
So if somebody rolled him over on his back and left him on his own would that be considered murder? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 26, 2015 03:11 PM (1BQGO)
Please feel free to leave at any time Mikey...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:11 PM (qh617)
That has to drive them fcuking nuts.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:11 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Garrett at January 26, 2015 03:11 PM (abhua)
Posted by: Comment, Shmomment at January 26, 2015 03:11 PM (RyhI9)
"Gremlins in the Kremlin."
MIchael Moore as the sprocket holes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:12 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:12 PM (wAQA5)
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Oh, yeah? Which one of our guys got him?
Posted by: Comment, Shmomment at January 26, 2015 03:11 PM (RyhI9)
THREAD WINNER.
Ace, please send that to Tubbo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:12 PM (CMkNk)
The only possible effect of his movie was to demoralize soldiers, their families, and their supporters.
But he thinks he's morally superior to Kyle, who protected our soldiers from being killed by the enemy and their families from being destroyed.
What a contemptible POS.
Posted by: Feh at January 26, 2015 03:12 PM (rjd8M)
Posted by: Michael Moores Penis at January 26, 2015 03:12 PM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (TPjwz)
Liberals have not shown themselves to be intellectual, reasoned, truthful or cerebrate.
They're reactionary, biased, unreasonable, irrational and illogical. That's because what they seek is ephemeral and unachievable. It's utopian in nature and based on personal predilections- not realities. It's not in any way predictably attainable.
Irrationailty cannot be explained by its very nature.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (IXrOn)
"you're why god invented Diabetes."
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Threadwinner right there Ace.
Seriously.
Snark threshold set to unobtainable.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (BbwTO)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (L6/+u)
...........
J.J. - Is that the one about a daring group of morons taking on the libtard hordes??
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (4+IgA)
Posted by: whoopie perez at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (1sVzz)
Please feel free to leave at any time Mikey...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:11 PM (qh617)
He has to live as a regular citizen, NOT as a party official.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: zombie Lee Marvin at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (tdmtT)
Every one of his movies are fully factually inaccurate, in other words, they are full of lies and distortions. So much so that most people pay no attention to this fat, rambling college drop out Michigan.
He's the white Jessie Jackson. He touts around like some kind of social justice warrior, when in reality he is in it for the money. He makes his money from producing stupid, lie filled movies that the left likes to pay to watch because it bolsters their own false ideas. Jackson makes his money from shaking down companies and municipalities. Moore shakes down his own syncophants.
It was time for some cash again, so what better thing to do than start a twitter fest of insults about Chris Kyle.
The only reason Jessie Ventura isn't' by his side at the same time is because the SEALS are waiting for him.......
Posted by: Jen the original at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (nX2TX)
Posted by: Baldy at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (+35FH)
Obviously they never bothered to read the book. I still haven't seen the movie (I need to fix that), but in the book he makes it fairly clear that "savages" referred specifically to the insurgents and terrorists- the kind of people who would strap bombs on children.
He didn't have a whole lot of respect of the Iraqi military as a military, but he didn't have any problem respecting Iraqis generally as people.
And, yes, the kind of person who would strap a bomb on a child to kill innocents *is* a "savage."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (kff5f)
Just thinking about that warms all the dank corners of my little black heart.
Only one thing could possibly make that any better: PPV.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (4+IgA)
I am HE who is? I am?
Punctuation makes ALL the difference...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 02:59 PM (qh617)
Carried over, because it's just too good.
Also:
Let's eat Grandma!
Let's eat, Grandma!
Cook your friends tasty food!
Cook your friends. Tasty food!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (028dR)
The only way to serve in that war and be hero is to have died and provided a corpse as a soapbox on which someone like Cindy Sheehan could opine or to vociferously adopt the Left's narrative.
American Sniper is a threat to the narrative - a modest one - that portrays someone who had fought in the war and didn't view himself as a victim and didn't embrace the narrative.
Posted by: Alec Leamas at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (lh89W)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:12 PM (CMkNk)
We have no idea what Moore's Uncle was like. He was killed doing his duty as far as we know. Would you really want to disrespect his memory like that?
Posted by: maddogg at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (4+IgA)
I saw some test footage.
I thought the nudity was tasteful and truly added to the plot.
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (mf5HN)
...........
J.J. - Is that the one about a daring group of morons taking on the libtard hordes??
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM (4+IgA)
Yes. "The Shmutzik Shmendricks"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (CMkNk)
Fried Green Tomatoes, Dipped In Chocolate, Then Lose The Tomatoes.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (XVNm3)
Posted by: rotten tomato at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (1sVzz)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (2Ojst)
Somehow the left has completely twisted how we view heroic behavior into something unrecognizable.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 26, 2015 03:15 PM (DT5de)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 26, 2015 03:15 PM (0LHZx)
YOU BIN HERE FOUR HOUR!
YOU GO WAY NOW!
Posted by: Chi-nee Buffay
..................
and that was just brunch
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:15 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:15 PM (LoIJo)
If Michael Moore starred in a war movie?
***
Das Butt
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:10 PM (NeFrd)
Zeppelin
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeppelin_%28film%29
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 26, 2015 03:15 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:02 PM (LA7Cm)
Aye... he's givin us Fat Bastards a bad name!
Posted by: Fat Bastard, GET IN MUH BELLY! at January 26, 2015 03:15 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 26, 2015 03:15 PM (oDCMR)
H to HE who AM the Only One?
(a Kewpie doll to any 'rons who get that reference)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:15 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:12 PM (CMkNk)
We have no idea what Moore's Uncle was like. He was killed doing his duty as far as we know. Would you really want to disrespect his memory like that?
Posted by: maddogg at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (xWW96)
Considering Michael Moore using him as a prop, I think that horse has left the barn.
But your point is well taken. I just go apeshit when I see/hear this bloated blivet bloviate.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:15 PM (CMkNk)
Typical of a Leftist in their dying career trying to stay relevant - make a nasty comment about the USA or a patriot or the constitution or the military.
He has reached the major f'ing loser status. Nobody will attend his funeral from his impending heart attack.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:15 PM (Qs8ZN)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 26, 2015 03:16 PM (TPjwz)
Posted by: Michael Moore, Brave Hollywood Hero at January 26, 2015 03:16 PM (1BQGO)
I hope his fat wife takes ALL his fcuking money in their divorce.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:02 PM (0FSuD)
Lol! I hope she eats him. "burp".
Posted by: Badda Bing at January 26, 2015 03:16 PM (klaU/)
Posted by: Robert E. Lee at January 26, 2015 03:16 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: Sharkman at January 26, 2015 03:16 PM (rwkgO)
Obligatory: Mikey vs. the Pizza: http://thecanadiansentinel.blogspot.com/2009/10/challenging-anti-capitalist-michael.html?m=1
Posted by: Edgar Allan Schmoe at January 26, 2015 03:16 PM (akV4W)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2015 03:16 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Reggie1971 at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (S11Oq)
it's best to pretend that the donks are primarly composed of the girls from Sex and the City while only inbred rednecks from one or two states vote GOP.
Because making Michael Moore and Dr. Amy Bishop the face of the DNC would surely be beneath contempt.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (3g9q6)
Just wondering fat boy: what would Jesus say about the sodomy you so resoundingly support?
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Mrs Moore's divorce lawyer at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (3rrMW)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (BbwTO)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (NeFrd)
Excellent. Emphasis on "RED"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (CMkNk)
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Fat Inglorious Bastard
The Diners Dozen
Saving My Private Wine
Feces High
Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: fb at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (JVEmw)
Posted by: Feh at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (rjd8M)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Jaws at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (WKNX4)
Burn.
As to why they hate the movie, it shows that they are not winning. They want to isolate and, as you have noted, gaslight the people into believing that their patriotism is misguided, out of favor, and possessed only by a fringe majority. This movie's box office success puts the lie to that and they can't stand it.
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (TPjwz)
Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (8MjqI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (vgIRn)
It's about like how Hollywood treats religious movies. They hate them and don't want to make them but they have seen them be popular and make money. So they try to make a religious movie without religion like Noah or exodus and the. Can't figure out why those stupid Jesus lovers won't go see them.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: maddogg at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (028dR)
Posted by: maddogg at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (xWW96)
Considering Michael Moore using him as a prop, I think that horse has left the barn.
And considering MM has disrepected NUMEROUS service member many times over, I'm good with it.
Don't start none. Won't be none.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (TAu/7)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Feh at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (rjd8M)
Posted by: Tallboy at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (1sVzz)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:11 PM (qh617)
Let's, uh, be careful about the "Mikeys" around here, okay?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Paranoia Punch with Electrolytes at the Outrage Outlet! at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (XVNm3)
Posted by: Carol at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (LoIJo)
I look forward to his heart attack.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Feh at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (rjd8M)
http://tinyurl.com/8cqwxyu
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 03:18 PM (evdj2)
It's almost a continuation of the 2014 Midterms, vis a vis a complete kick in the nuts to the bastards hijacking the nation.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: azjaeger at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (3RQs9)
Doesn't advance the narrative.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (OCcU9)
Posted by: Chi-nee Buffay at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (TAu/7)
Hiding, and sniping, and camouflage are all bad form. Bad form indeed.
Posted by: The Red Coats at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (tdmtT)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (GGCsk)
According to Mik'al moor his uncle was a big union shill...
you use folks for props sooner or later they get used as props.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (8ZskC)
***
yes, the prog thing where they think they're all clever by going, "you do like Jesus, don't you? Well, I bet he would support my lunatic argument because you should turn the other cheek. I'm deep, right?" to us.
what shit. As if we're 10 year olds.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (3g9q6)
While I think he believes the nonsense he's saying I also think he's trolling.
Posted by: thathalfrican at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (LoIJo)
*wipes screen*
I think we have a winner.
Posted by: Feh at January 26, 2015 03:19 PM (rjd8M)
Bang, Zoom!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: fb at January 26, 2015 03:17 PM (JVEmw)
----
Hey.... its not everyday that a human being realizes that their opinion can be different than the rest of the worlds.
Now..... most of us have that realization when we're five.... not pushing fifty.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: mallfly at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (3g9q6)
Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (VndSC)
Das Boob
Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (GGCsk)
Enema at the Gates?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Badda Bing at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (klaU/)
Just thinking about that warms all the dank corners of my little black heart.
Only one thing could possibly make that any better: PPV.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 03:14 PM (0HooB)
Yeah ... (snaps out of reverie with odd smile on his face).
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Bigby, the Jazz Hands Matador at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (hHFOx)
Fraternal Workers for thee GM not for me....
//Mik'al Moor
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (UzPAd)
"No bastard ever won a war by dieting for his country, he won it by making the other poor bastard diet for his country."
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (LoIJo)
If Michael Moore starred in a war movie?
Poltroon
The Lardest Day
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 03:13 PM
Fat Man and Little Boy
Posted by: RedMindBluState at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: mallfly at January 26, 2015 03:21 PM (bJm7W)
He needed a costume for that? Seriously!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (CMkNk)
But using a power drill on a child (as well as many, many others) is noble.
Got it.
Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (hHFOx)
you know everyone of these Jokes is going on Hannity tonite .... right??
Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Blockbuster at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (1sVzz)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: north and judd at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (pHHFx)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: fly gal at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (LoIJo)
IMO its time to start talking about citizenship...
Not only its benefits... but its requirements...
Because dual citizenship is like having two marriages... you cannot be faithful to either one.
And we have a LOT of people who take their benefits as US citizen, but don't understand that it must come with some commitment... or this country will cease to exist.
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (qh617)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Todd Bridges, First to go bad, last to save a drowning progressive at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (RJN20)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (XVNm3)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (Qs8ZN)
Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (ObXhH)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (CMkNk)
She Wore a Yellow Strap-on
Posted by: Blockbuster at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (1sVzz
Stagecoach.
MM as the stagecoach.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (028dR)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (kff5f)
-----
Wait..... that's Margaret Cho's.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (hHFOx)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Wilford Brimley at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Ian Galt at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (dmepw)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (XVNm3)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:23 PM (LoIJo)
Ach, SOOOOOO!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (CMkNk)
"No bastard ever won a war by dieting for his country, he won it by making the other poor bastard diet for his country."
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:22 PM (NeFrd)
See that's what I mean...I spit good tuna sammich out on the keyboard dammit!
Posted by: Badda Bing at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (klaU/)
"You will either love the one and hate the other or despise the one and hate the other. No man can serve two masters."
~Some dude in Israel 2000+ years ago
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:24 PM (hHFOx)
Michael Moore bemoans
"I am so irrelevant,
is that a donut?"
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:06 PM (NeFrd)
Fatty fatty fat
Fatty fat blubberama
Eat eat choke on it
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (IXrOn)
107- very few Marines in the ETO. Even I know that.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (a94gW)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (LA7Cm)
It makes waiting on their tables a lot easier...
"NO YOU MUST HAVE THE DUCK IN ORANGE SAUCE OR YOU SUPPORT THE HETERO-PATRIARCHY!"
//Dinner with Hanoi Jane
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (8ZskC)
It's like I've had a stroke or something. I can't type a single comment without a typo anymore.
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: maddogg at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (L6/+u)
Snipers are the least of his worries, not when a half-blind granny couldn't miss that fat target.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (BbwTO)
Posted by: DaveA at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: @JohnTant at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Ian Galt at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM (dmepw)
You can't be Right. And you can't be Center. And you can't be Neutral. You MUST be Left.
Leftism is a religion much like Islam, in this respect. If you're not a Leftist, you're an infidel.
Conversely, Islam is an ideology much like Leftism.
Posted by: Soothsayer The Incorrigble II at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (ObXhH)
Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (hHFOx)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 03:20 PM (0HooB)
***
Awesome!
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (qh617)
Posted by: The Humpty at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (LRXOq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM
Wicked awesome!
Posted by: RedMindBluState at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (LA7Cm)
And by "they" I mean anyone who throws gay people from rooftops, tortures women, sacks cities, deals drugs, and enslaves everyone not actively needed for fighting.
Those are my kind of people!
Posted by: Markos Moulitsas at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: Bigby, the Jazz Hands Matador at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (3ZtZW)
I look forward to his heart attack.
Posted by: JackStraw
So do we. Nom.
Posted by: Michigan earthworms at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (3rrMW)
Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (8MjqI)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: ejo at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (rsGj7)
Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (Qs8ZN)
Posted by: NCKate at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (EBMYe)
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (qh617)
Tie a Yellow Gibbon.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: Bruce at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Brian at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (63VQY)
Posted by: @JohnTant at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:26 PM (GGCsk)
Indeed. Brian Dennehy did a great turn as the conflagration that took it down.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: MASA Chief Engineer at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (yn6XZ)
Send Michael Moore to Mecca to negotiate for his life.
Hit 'record'
Learn lessons.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Chet Cognomen, What Likes Arts at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 03:27 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:28 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:28 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:28 PM (hHFOx)
Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:28 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:28 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:28 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:28 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (Qs8ZN)
Posted by: Ian Galt at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (dmepw)
Posted by: MTF at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: @JohnTant at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (kff5f)
Hit 'record'
Learn lessons.
He'd 'convert' in a New York minute.
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (evdj2)
The only way American Sniper could have been worse is if Chris Kyle was using a derringer.
Posted by: Rolling Stone Bwhahaaaa
Posted by: Yip at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (84SRe)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (g1DWB)
I saw an Obama bumper sticker and a "Supporting Our Troops" sticker on the same car once. The temptation to run the sorry SOB off the road was great, though I resisted it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (Sd++4)
Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Mike at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (c056A)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: @JohnTant at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Titanium at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (j/0FK)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (2Ojst)
A spin off of the Disney flick. Moore is yeller and if he were to succumb from rabies, it would be too pleasant.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (028dR)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (8MjqI)
Posted by: MTF at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (hHFOx)
It's also all that stands between them and annihilation by the savages they enable, which is further irony.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:30 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Roscoe at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: @JohnTant at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (Qs8ZN)
Uh, wait...unless the troops are doing troopy things well, I guess. That's no good.
Posted by: Leftie Logic at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (kt/h1)
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (hHFOx)
Posted by: ejo at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (rsGj7)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (Sd++4)
Ron Reagan Jr in the Puppy Bowl i believe. Or was it Brian Boytano?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (028dR)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: RedMindBluState at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (LA7Cm)
saving private shithead
Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (hHFOx)
learn2PR
Did you hear what happened in Yem---
Oh, look a squirrel a fat crazy leftist!
Posted by: Mandeville at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (YrrBW)
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:31 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (L6/+u)
Who cares about this crap! Does anyone know who Presdent Obama picked to win the superbrowl? Brattleboro wants to to cheer for the same team as our leader.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 26, 2015 03:29 PM (Sd++4)
The Venezuelan Vuvuzelas
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: @JohnTant at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (8MjqI)
--------------------------------
Because you used one of the "words". I know which one, too.
Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (hHFOx)
God supports wanton unnatural debauchery...
//Tourist Bureau of Sodom and Gomorrah
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (Qs8ZN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: The Five Prep Staff at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (028dR)
Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (hHFOx)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (LoIJo)
Well done!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Gamera at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (yn6XZ)
Posted by: Angie Jolie at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM
So Pixy doesn't like 'Fridge', 'Too', or 'Far'? WTF, Pixy?
Posted by: RedMindBluState at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (/HX7u)
a buffet too far
Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Baldy at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (+35FH)
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (qh617)
But I guess it's OK now that a Democrat is in the White House- right?
I hope someone replaces his Twinkie cream with VCF. What a bag of avoirdupois.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:32 PM (LoIJo)
Nice, Kill!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:33 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: Topped in chocolate at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (1sVzz)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (hHFOx)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (028dR)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (Qs8ZN)
Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (HSmrB)
Happened to get my hands on a screener copy last week. Great movie, I'm not in the least bit surprised at its reception.
Posted by: mugiwara at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (06U11)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 03:34 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Princess Who Kissed a Toad at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (DXcH1)
Posted by: Lloyd Basingame at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Aviator at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (3rrMW)
Posted by: MTF at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (Qs8ZN)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: RedMindBluState at January 26, 2015 03:36 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:36 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:36 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Titanium at January 26, 2015 03:36 PM (j/0FK)
Fair warning, I nearly choked to death at Andrew Luck.
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at January 26, 2015 03:36 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:36 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at January 26, 2015 03:36 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: @JohnTant at January 26, 2015 03:36 PM (PFy0L)
Michael Moore made his film debut as Mr. Creosote in Monty Python and the Meaning of Life.
http://tinyurl.com/kmchcr
Posted by: Better get a bucket at January 26, 2015 03:36 PM (Xv7f/)
porkchop hill...oh wait
Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 03:36 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:37 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 03:35 PM (LA7Cm)
LOL
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:37 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:37 PM (fwARV)
So .... let me get this straight.
Michael Moores Uncle was killed fighting a war in a country that never attacked us.
Right???
Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:37 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Eat that rat at January 26, 2015 03:37 PM (1sVzz)
Fair warning, I nearly choked to death at Andrew Luck.
------------------------------
I'm waiting for Luck to either behead someone or kill a whale. What's with that beard?
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 26, 2015 03:37 PM (oDCMR)
Pearl Oyster Harbor
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:37 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:37 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:37 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Bruce at January 26, 2015 03:37 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Aviator at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (3rrMW)
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Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:38 PM (fwARV)
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Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2015 03:25 PM
I had one last night...
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (i0wGQ)
Posted by: Titanium at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (j/0FK)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Todd Bridges, First to go bad, last to save a drowning progressive at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (RJN20)
Posted by: Bigby, the Jazz Hands Matador at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (3ZtZW)
The story of a Mikey Moore Movie Premier with Mikey in attendance... and the audience reaction after he passes gas...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (qh617)
Posted by: @JohnTant at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (PFy0L)
The Longest Day: How I got stuck behind Michael Moore at Sizzler's all-you-can-eat buffet.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (fwARV)
Woodrow Wilson
FDR
Truman
JFK and LBJ
Clinton
The Battle of Mogadishu ( "Blackhawk Down") is an excellent example. Our troops had to kill about 1000 Somalis in that mess. They didn't choose to be there. Clinton put them there. 1000 people in one day. They do what the commander in chief sends them to do.
I hope we have more snipers like Chris Kyle to target the beheaders.
By the way, has this administration made getting the people who killed the ambassador at Benghazi a priority?
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (DXcH1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Bigby, the Jazz Hands Matador at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (Qs8ZN)
Posted by: fly gal at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: torquewrench at January 26, 2015 02:59 PM (noWW6)
Yeah, Maybe if Oprah could resist the urge to "enhance the facts" in her racism, er, civil rights films, they would matter more.
As for Micheal Moore, 18 lbs of fat between your hears and 40 pounds of fat above the shoulders is not a good thing. Talentless dweebs who inherit money have it sooooo rough.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: RedMindBluState at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Morgan Freeman at January 26, 2015 03:41 PM (tdmtT)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (TAu/7)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (2cS/G)
Hey now!!!
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (o+SC1)
Just stop and think about that in any one of a hundred ways for a moment, folks.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (659DL)
Cholesterolheart
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: Todd Bridges, First to go bad, last to save a drowning progressive at January 26, 2015 03:40 PM (RJN20)
OMG!!! I can't stop laughing at this!!!!
Posted by: EC at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (i0wGQ)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: DaveA at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: John Kerry at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (LoIJo)
I'm going to eat one of last two now & put iPad away before it's covered in juice.
My best friend was at other end of kitchen table eating one of the grapefruits that came & I got splashed with the juice.
Good luck to all of us in path of blizzard.
Posted by: Carol at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Titanium at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (j/0FK)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: John Kerry at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (LoIJo)
You whinnied?
Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (fwARV)
A couple of Maher's guests pointed out to him that the quotes Maher used to slime Kyle were out of context, but he wasn't buying it.
Ironic, since Kyle was killing the same AQ scum that Maher got in trouble for criticizing.
I really really hate those people. They are bad people.
Posted by: stace at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (ImzkZ)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (oFCZn)
3 Musketeers
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (TIIx5)
That was like a long time ago and the video dude is in jail.
Posted by: Tony Vietor at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (3rrMW)
victory at See's Candies
Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 03:44 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 03:44 PM (L6/+u)
Just giving y'all some more to work with before I head out the door.
Hey, I'm a giver.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:44 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:44 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: John Kerry at January 26, 2015 03:42 PM (LoIJo)
You whinnied?
Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (7ObY1)
Thatsssss jussssssstttt mean.... Willllburrrr....
Posted by: Mr. Ed at January 26, 2015 03:44 PM (qh617)
Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 03:44 PM (8MjqI)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:44 PM (Qs8ZN)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:44 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: John Kerry
Live one too. If we can catch him.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 03:44 PM (TAu/7)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (LoIJo)
victory at See's Candies
Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (lKyWE)
Okay, I laughed!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: Just a slice at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (1sVzz)
Posted by: Chet Cognomen at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (g1DWB)
That's what you get, see?
Posted by: James Cagney at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (i0wGQ)
Posted by: Michael Moore, Brave Hollywood Hero at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (1BQGO)
the red badge of curray (bollywood)
Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: Cowboyneal at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (q4id9)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:43 PM (CMkNk)
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**golf-clap**
Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:45 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: douger at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (eM6QK)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (wtvvX)
Plus the they can't use the military to enforce the will of the state on a civilian population.
If they could away with it they would and would be very pro military.
Posted by: YIKES! at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (oBgwX)
Posted by: all doubt removed at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (DvOSv)
Yes. But.
They'd still spit on them if they could get away with it.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (wVWRM)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (7ObY1)
All Quail on the Wesson Fryer
"General Tso, you magnificent bastard, I read your menu!"
Posted by: A. Pendragon at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (wJliR)
Posted by: DaveA at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Drumwaster at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (trb6f)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (LoIJo)
"The Baker's Dozen"
"A Toilet Too Far"
"Pearl Necklace"
"The Green Subway (Sandwich)"
"Flautas of Our Fathers"
Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (fwARV)
10. The Big Red Ton
9. A Fridge Too Far
8. The Beer Hunter
7. The Longest Tray
6. From Here to Obesity
5. Eat the Bismarck
4. Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
3. Try Lard
2. American Snacker
1. Fatton
Posted by: Feh at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (rjd8M)
Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (8MjqI)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Aviator at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (3rrMW)
Posted by: Marky Mark at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (tdmtT)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:47 PM (Qs8ZN)
All Quail on the Wesson Fryer
"General Tso, you magnificent bastard, I read your menu!"
Posted by: A. Pendragon at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (wJliR)
Reason #577 why AOSHQ is "award-winning!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (659DL)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (2cS/G)
I don't think MM Diabetes boy has gotten over having his ass handed to him by Milton Friedman.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (wVWRM)
Posted by: Drumwaster at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (trb6f)
Ever notice that the people who say that... are never Christians?
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (qh617)
Lord, rid us of this mindset in future generations.
Posted by: JohnDoe@AnotherQuidam fka eureka! at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (ZA0d5)
He likes the bellman.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: EC at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (GQ8sn)
nyti.ms/15D9Tuq
Posted by: MTF at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: Feh at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (rjd8M)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (o+SC1
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Yes but upstaged by "Thin Red Stretchmarks"
Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (2cS/G)
Dude, Where's the Defibrillator?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (oFCZn)
forget that turning over tables and chasing people with a whip are among
the options.
Posted by: Drumwaster
Or put a lightning bolt up your ass and have his Dad send you straight to Hell
Posted by: Bruce at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (g1DWB)
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spineless?
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Feh at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (rjd8M)
Well done, everyone.
Heading out into the snow. Going to be the commute from hell.
Later, 'rons!
Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (wAQA5)
30 seconds over tapioca
Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Feh at January 26, 2015 03:49 PM (rjd8M)
----
.... all ready on it...
Posted by: Fox News staffer assigned to AoSHQ at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: James Cagney at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (g1DWB)
Just cackled maniacally.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (o+SC1)
I would love to see a debate between Eastwood and Moore on this subject.
Finally, when Eastwood can't take any more spittle that is spewing out of Moore's gaping maw, he reaches over and smacks the ever loving shit out of him with pants wetting ensuing.
For rounds 2 3you can add Mahr, Rogen, and Dean.
Posted by: Cheri at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (oiNtH)
So this movie gives the Left and the Islamists something to criticize America about, together.
Funny how that happens.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... pretending to be someone else at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (RFeQD)
I don't think MM Diabetes boy has gotten over having his ass handed to him by Milton Friedman.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (wVWRM)
Was that really young MM? I think that that has been disproven unless you have evidence to the contrary.
Please advise and . . .
Remain blessed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (CMkNk)
forget that turning over tables and chasing people with a whip are among the options.
I believe it was Moron Soona who said "Jesus is coming back soon. There will be running and screaming."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (659DL)
Posted by: James Cagney at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: douger at January 26, 2015 03:46 PM (eM6QK)
Already has.
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (o+SC1)
And THERE it is, folks!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (6/J77)
Posted by: Barbwire Bacon at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (1sVzz)
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (qh617)
And forget He said go and sin no more.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (wVWRM)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (Qs8ZN)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: YIKES! at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (oBgwX)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (oFCZn)
"It's typical of 'men' like you to criticize the intestinal fortitude,
focus, discipline and patriotism of a sniper. It must stem from an
inferiority complex or something. But hey, it's okay cupcake. We snipers
are thick skinned and the efforts of world class turds such as yourself
to portray us in a negative light only makes us laugh. If you and I
were in the same room, I'd throw you a smile and gently pat you on the
head knowing you're nothing more than a mouth breathing, Crisco sweating
waste of space not even worthy of being in the presence of a sniper...."
-Bryan Sikes
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (o+SC1)
----
**breathe**
BaWaahahahahahahaha
**breathe**
side hurts
..... I think I got fired for "commotion"
Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (i0wGQ)
Posted by: Titanium at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (j/0FK)
Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (8MjqI)
Just giving y'all some more to work with before I head out the door.
Hey, I'm a giver.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 26, 2015 03:44 PM (7ObY1)
When it reaches your knees, it's called a skirt. Mikey Moore is the kind of stud muffin who needs a burka and a gag to make him human.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:52 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 03:53 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:53 PM (CMkNk)
Cannot confirm. Just have seen it on the webs.
The guy was sorta skinny.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 26, 2015 03:53 PM (wVWRM)
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 03:53 PM (6/J77)
Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:53 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:53 PM (Qs8ZN)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 03:53 PM (i0wGQ)
Posted by: EC at January 26, 2015 03:53 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (wVWRM)
That's the part they always seem to forget.
Posted by: Moki at January 26, 2015 03:53 PM (bAB8f)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 03:53 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: James Cagney at January 26, 2015 03:54 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:54 PM (Qs8ZN)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 03:54 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 03:54 PM (8MjqI)
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:54 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:54 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: YIKES! at January 26, 2015 03:54 PM (oBgwX)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 26, 2015 03:54 PM (1BQGO)
What would Jesus do?
Has the Imbecile Moore considered that Islam is an apostasy to Christianity? And very consciously so , within the words of the Koran.
Jesus might surprise Moore and his ilk with what might happen. And not to interpose my thoughts into what Jesus Christ might say or do.
These people are not guiltless in the eyes of Christ.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... pretending to be someone else at January 26, 2015 03:54 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:48 PM (2cS/G)
Dude, Where's the Defibrillator?
Dude...I can't see my penis
Posted by: Michael Al-Moore at January 26, 2015 03:55 PM (fL+1V)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 26, 2015 03:55 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:55 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:55 PM (wAQA5)
Ice Cream Station Zebra
Saving Colonel Sanders
The Cinnabons of Navarone
The Baker's Dozen
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 26, 2015 03:55 PM (iImBW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2015 03:55 PM (Qs8ZN)
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 03:55 PM (6/J77)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (wtvvX)
Dude...I can't see my penis
Posted by: Michael Al-Moore at January 26, 2015 03:55 PM (fL+1V)
Relax, MM, neither can an electron scanning microscope.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (6/J77)
Posted by: Bruce at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (wVWRM)
Posted by: Kreplach at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (DDFkt)
Posted by: Comment, Shmomment at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (RyhI9)
For starters, he would not strap a bomb onto a kid and send him out to a place crowded with civilians and/or enemy soldiers.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (ABcz/)
And when it comes to Moslems?
They don't realize that Christians according to the Koran can live... as they are people of the book.... just have to pay the Jizya...
M Moore... not being a Christian... will be put to death...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (Dq2JL)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (tdmtT)
571 Girth Of A Nation
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (o+SC1)
And THERE it is, folks!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 03:51 PM (CMkNk)
Yes, this is the WINNER!
Hey, JJ, you going to live blog the Blizzard? We'll be thinking of you!
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (6/J77)
I suspect a bullwhip and overturned tables would be involved.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (8MjqI)
Good to know.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 26, 2015 03:57 PM (/Ho8c)
Blade Licker
Melba (cf Selma)
Pineapple, French Fries, 10 Scoops, Extra Chocolate Express
The Gastrointestinal Strain
Peter Pan Fried Chicken and Fries With Peach Cobbler and Ice Cream
Posted by: JohnDoe@AnotherQuidam fka eureka! at January 26, 2015 03:57 PM (ZA0d5)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:57 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:57 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:57 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 26, 2015 03:57 PM (PuQW/)
Yeah, a lot of Coptic Christians and ISIS victims would like a word or three about that part.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (DT3rQ)
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Revelations 19... Now I saw heaven opened, and behold, a white horse. And He who sat on him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness He judges and makes war. 12 His eyes were like a flame of fire, and on His head were many crowns. He had[a] a name written that no one knew except Himself. 13 He was clothed with a robe dipped in blood, and His name is called The Word of God. 14 And the armies in heaven, clothed in fine linen, white and clean, followed Him on white horses. 15 Now out of His mouth goes a sharp[c] sword, that with it He should strike the nations. And He Himself will rule them with a rod of iron. He Himself treads the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
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Not the answer you were expecting you fat fuck??
Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (NaV4z)
@blogho
@MMFlint In your case Mr. Moore, he'd probably shoot that hoagie out of your hands to share with the hungry little children
Posted by: votermom at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (cbfNE)
Michael Moore can barely feed himself with 5000 tubes of biscuits & the entire North Atlantic catch.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (VndSC)
Say..., are you going to eat that doughnut?
Posted by: Michael Moore at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (oFCZn)
There's an excellent Afghani movie that also illustrates exactly what we are up against culturally called "Osama."
Maybe the most depressing film I've ever seen.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (W5DcG)
I suspect a bullwhip and overturned tables would be involved.
Dear God,
Please make it PPV.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (TAu/7)
Posted by: Ganesha with his mouse sidekick at January 26, 2015 03:58 PM (oBgwX)
must have run out of war movies
Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 03:59 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 03:59 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 03:59 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Moki at January 26, 2015 03:59 PM (bAB8f)
...yeah, we want the liveblog.
Better post pics of their ID, you don't wanna end up all Prince Andrewed.
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 03:59 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:59 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 03:59 PM (6/J77)
I would like to force Moore, Dean, Rogen, Mahr, and their ilk to sit down and watch actual footage of the savages that torture, mutilate, rape, and murder innocent men, women, and children.
Make them defend it.
Posted by: Cheri at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (6/J77)
M Moore... not being a Christian... will be put to death...
Posted by: BB Wolf
Living as a slave under Muslim rule is not living.
I'd rather be dead, or die fighting (and I'm getting to be an old man, who was never a soldier).
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... pretending to be someone else at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (i0wGQ)
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Reginald Smythe-Beufort at January 26, 2015 04:01 PM (oFJIZ)
Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 04:01 PM (8MjqI)
"Christ-like" != "Credulous Fools."
They are relying on Christians to be credulous fools. Or at least to be too timid (many would say "meek," but they'd be wrong) to respond.
Christ did not suffer fools and hypocrites lightly.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:01 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 04:01 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 04:01 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 04:00 PM (L6/+u)
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Yeah..... subtitled "Closenuppen der tags"
Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 04:01 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:01 PM (TAu/7)
No bleedover, no embarreling. B'sides, it's kind of a bold passage.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 04:01 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:01 PM (6/J77)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:01 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: YIKES! at January 26, 2015 04:02 PM (oBgwX)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:02 PM (oFCZn)
concur.... and Islamists like Boko Haram are not following their own book...
but its in black and white in the Koran... yet the Left thinks they are the Religion of Peace...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 04:02 PM (qh617)
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:02 PM (6/J77)
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:02 PM (6/J77)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 03:59 PM (NaV4z)
See those cite notes [a] & such? There was a cite note with a b in square brackets.
BBBBBB!
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:02 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 04:03 PM (L6/+u)
Wherever you pasted it from had the footnotes in brackets. So "a" was [a]. There was probably a "b" footnote.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:03 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: big mick at January 26, 2015 04:03 PM (W6iIX)
BBBBBB!
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:02 PM (MbqmP)
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I liked "act of God" alot better.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 04:03 PM (NaV4z)
Grosshog Day
Posted by: Randy at January 26, 2015 04:03 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:03 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (TAu/7)
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (Dq2JL)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (028dR)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: This message brought to you by Michael Moore at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:05 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 04:05 PM (8MjqI)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:05 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:05 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 26, 2015 04:05 PM (oDCMR)
Operation Dumbo Drop
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 04:05 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:05 PM (TAu/7)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:05 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (TAu/7)
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Hey.... didnt Larry Starch star in that???
Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2015 04:06 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:06 PM (2cS/G)
Tofu, Tofu, Tofu
Flapjacks of our Fathers
The Iron (rich) Croissant
Maitre'd and Corriander
A Few Good Ministrone
"Did you order the Crème Roulee?"
"You're goddamn right I otdered the Crème Roulee!"
Posted by: A. Pendragon at January 26, 2015 04:06 PM (wJliR)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:06 PM (oFCZn)
That's the sound of Clint taking all the money he's making to the bank while he laughs at despicable french fry inhaling sack o crap otherwise know as Michael Moore.
Posted by: 2L at January 26, 2015 04:06 PM (TaO1J)
Posted by: This message brought to you by Michael Moore at January 26, 2015 04:06 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:06 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Wilford Brimley at January 26, 2015 04:07 PM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 04:07 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:07 PM (6/J77)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:07 PM (TAu/7)
No, Christ isn't meek, he isn't weak, and His Second Coming is not the suffering servant. He did that on the cross. It will be the Mighty God, coming for his people. It will not be pretty, for those who oppose him.
Posted by: Moki at January 26, 2015 04:07 PM (bAB8f)
Posted by: M.nicely at January 26, 2015 04:07 PM (MNdHi)
Posted by: Jack Nicholson at January 26, 2015 04:07 PM (tdmtT)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:07 PM (MbqmP)
Hover, indeed.
Posted by: JEM at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (i0wGQ)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (6/J77)
Oh yeah baby!! Talk dirty to me!! fapfapfapfapfap MORE MORE MOREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Posted by: a fat obese leftist director from Michigan at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (DDz6J)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:04 PM (MbqmP)
---------------------------------
Fat and Furious II: Tokyo Fried
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (Dq2JL)
Hey, JJ, you going to live blog the Blizzard? We'll be thinking of you!
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 03:56 PM (0FSuD)
Well, I can I guess. How do I do it? Ace? CBD? Bueller?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (CMkNk)
"Well, I believe the Bible and when I get to heaven, I'll ask Jonah how it happened."
Wanting to be cruel, of course, Moore needled the child further. "Maybe Jonah went to hell" Moore told the child.
"Then you can ask him." The little child replied.
Posted by: Joe D. at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: guest at January 26, 2015 04:09 PM (2ldUF)
Posted by: SH at January 26, 2015 03:01 PM (gmeXX)
He also wouldn't be an obese, arrogant big mouth, with a millionaire's hypocrite house in Michigan's upper peninsula.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 26, 2015 04:09 PM (DXcH1)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at January 26, 2015 04:09 PM (fA5xz)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:09 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 04:09 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:08 PM (LoIJo)
YES! As good as Girth of a Nation.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:09 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:09 PM (6/J77)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:10 PM (oFCZn)
[Ice] Scream
Posted by: Radeaminit at January 26, 2015 04:10 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:10 PM (2cS/G)
Raid on Anchovy
Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 04:10 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 04:10 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:10 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:10 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: This message brought to you by Michael Moore at January 26, 2015 04:11 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:11 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:11 PM (6/J77)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at January 26, 2015 04:11 PM (fA5xz)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:11 PM (LoIJo)
Right now, it's snowing and blowing in NYC. The real meat of the storm has yet to arrive. Expected later tonight and through tomorrow afternoon.
Just back from the market and people are going nuts like ISIS is in Jersey (probably are).
It's just a little blizzard, people! Sheesh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:11 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at January 26, 2015 04:11 PM (DDz6J)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 04:11 PM (028dR)
Posted by: Radeaminit at January 26, 2015 04:11 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (g1DWB)
Lamestream media: "Parts of the midwest received over a foot of snow this week..."
What happens when it snows on the East Coast.
Lamestream media" "SNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, ZOMG!!!"
Posted by: Frosty at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (TaO1J)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: This message brought to you by Michael Moore at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (qh617)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (i0wGQ)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (6/J77)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (ABcz/)
Go further. They attack specifically to call Chritians "hypocrites" and damn them as being inconsistent with their Faith. The more widely-read ones would add "I can at least respect Moslems *because they do what their book says to do*."
Posted by: James Cagney at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:12 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (Dq2JL)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: zombie Robin Williams at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (tdmtT)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (uSAVP)
Posted by: Radeaminit at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (Xv7f/)
This post is one of the best ever. As funny and memorable as the Mad Libs one from a year or so ago.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:11 PM (CMkNk)
A... yup...
Posted by: Private Ramey, sitting at Valley Forge, 1778 at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (qh617)
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 26, 2015 04:13 PM (V70Uh)
Das Scrot
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:14 PM (6/J77)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:14 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 04:14 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: all doubt removed at January 26, 2015 04:14 PM (DvOSv)
Posted by: Chester says, "Buy USA!" at January 26, 2015 04:14 PM (yn6XZ)
Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Michael Moore's Ex at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (TaO1J)
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (Dq2JL)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: ManBearPig at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (PuQW/)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (6/J77)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: SH at January 26, 2015 03:01 PM (gmeXX)
Neither Jesus Himself, nor any of his apostles ever instructed people to stop being soldiers. That indicates that Jesus at least understood that war was going to happen, and that governments needed soldiers to defend themselves and their people.
As to the question of snipers- I do not believe Jesus would have any problem with snipers in combat. The question is not whether the opponent had an opportunity to defend himself; the question is whether or not the killing was morally justified or not. If it was, then no "opportunity to defend himself" is needed. If it was not, then no "opportunity to defend himself" would make it so.
As to the question of Michael Moore, I think Jesus looks on him with pity and sadness, whilst the Devil and his angels look on him with glee and rejoicing.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (028dR)
Hover, indeed.
Posted by: JEM
I cannae hold 'er Captain! I'm giving 'er all the power now!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:15 PM (TAu/7)
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 04:16 PM (wAQA5)
For a Few Donuts Moore....
And.. the Good, the Bad and Ugly (he fits two categories in that one).
Posted by: Bb Wolf at January 26, 2015 04:16 PM (qh617)
Posted by: zombie Ernest Borgnine at January 26, 2015 04:16 PM (tdmtT)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 26, 2015 04:16 PM (DXcH1)
Posted by: phreshone
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That's the craziest son of a bitch I ever saw. How many more like him do you think there are up there?
Posted by: Gen. Stilwell at January 26, 2015 04:16 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:17 PM (XzRw1)
Silence of the Lambs Braised in a Beaujoliais Reduction With a Mint Jelly Garnish.
Posted by: Radeaminit at January 26, 2015 04:17 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: zombie Ernest Borgnine at January 26, 2015 04:16 PM (tdmtT)
They keep getting better and better!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:17 PM (CMkNk)
Dinner at last!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:17 PM (TAu/7)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:18 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2015 04:18 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Fox News staffer assigned to AoSHQ at January 26, 2015 03:50 PM (NaV4z)
We don't get it.
Posted by: Doocy and Kilmeade Inc., Rocket Surgeons at January 26, 2015 04:18 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:18 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:18 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: eman at January 26, 2015 04:18 PM (aNTVu)
Posted by: votermom at January 26, 2015 04:18 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: April at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (FjIA5)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (fA5xz)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (i0wGQ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (TAu/7)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:19 PM (ABcz/)
President Obama's Drone killings?
Yup...he's a pussy too.
Ah, who the fcuk am I kidding.
My buddy Baraka is almost a god.
And can dispense justice any way he sees fit.
We are blessed to have him
Posted by: Michael Al-Moore at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (fL+1V)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (iImBW)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (MbqmP)
Selma Do I Pass the Buffet or Dessert
Posted by: M. Moore at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (6/J77)
Now I hear what you're saying. An issue. Now I can insure you the good folks at Liberty Medical will make sure you don't have issues with your diabeetus supplies. Why don't you give them a call?
Posted by: Wilford Brimley at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (6/J77)
the snipers as cowards came out of the midieval armies that viewed archers as being unmanly because they killed from afar without the glory of vanquishing ones enemy face to face in combat.in modern warfare it doesn't hold up.
Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 04:20 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: eman at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (aNTVu)
Posted by: Jesus at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (ObXhH)
Nope. Some soldiers did, however, have problems being one after their conversions. The simplistic idea is the whole 'no killing' thing, but the real deal was likely Roman soldier == worship of Emperors, payment with graven___d coins, etc
Posted by: James Cagney at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (L6/+u)
Dear Michael Moore,
You know NOTHING of My work. FUCK YOU.
Your Lord,
Jesus
Posted by: Jesus at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (ObXhH)
Please Tweet that to Tubby? Please?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:21 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:22 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:22 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2015 04:22 PM (L6/+u)
Which lasted until trebuchets and cannon.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:22 PM (TAu/7)
I don't have the Twitters but anyone is welcome to use it.
Posted by: JDW at January 26, 2015 04:22 PM (YcbLq)
The Unbearable Endless of Eating
Posted by: M. Moore at January 26, 2015 04:22 PM (Xv7f/)
What does Jesus need with a twitter account?
Posted by: Jesus at January 26, 2015 04:23 PM (ObXhH)
Posted by: James Cagney at January 26, 2015 04:23 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: eman at January 26, 2015 04:23 PM (aNTVu)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:23 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2015 04:23 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 04:23 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 26, 2015 04:23 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: M. Moore at January 26, 2015 04:23 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:24 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:24 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 04:24 PM (8MjqI)
A Buffet Too Far
Posted by: rankle at January 26, 2015 04:24 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:24 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 04:24 PM (Dq2JL)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:24 PM (oFCZn)
Jesus "
Bob Dole wonders why Jesus would speak in third person
Posted by: Bob Dole at January 26, 2015 04:24 PM (fL+1V)
Posted by: bananaDream at January 26, 2015 04:24 PM (GJnhB)
Posted by: Kreplach at January 26, 2015 04:25 PM (DDFkt)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:25 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 26, 2015 04:25 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Michael Doughnut eat`n Moore at January 26, 2015 04:25 PM (TaO1J)
Posted by: Chet Cognomen at January 26, 2015 04:25 PM (RwwCT)
The Thin Red Buffet Line
Posted by: rankle at January 26, 2015 04:25 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:25 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at January 26, 2015 04:26 PM (XO6WW)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:26 PM (MbqmP)
Waistworld
Posted by: rankle at January 26, 2015 04:26 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:26 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 26, 2015 04:26 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2015 04:26 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:26 PM (TAu/7)
Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 04:26 PM (8MjqI)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 26, 2015 04:27 PM (PuQW/)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo
I refuse to be lectured on anything by people who live ever higher on the hog while telling us to make do with less. (The abortion thing got beat to death last week. I ain't going back there right now.)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 04:27 PM (DT3rQ)
Heaven Can Weight
Posted by: rankle at January 26, 2015 04:27 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 26, 2015 04:27 PM (3g9q6)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:27 PM (XzRw1)
Prezactly.
Some soldiers- but not all. I (personally) would classify that in the whole "eating meat sacrificed to idols" thing. Some people could ignore it and say, "What? It's just meat. And I can afford it this way." Others couldn't get past the whole "sacrificed to idols."
Similarly, I expect some converted soldiers could say "What? It's a denarius. And my 'worship' of Caesar involves... not saying bad things about him. I don't exactly sacrifice puppies on the alter of Caesar." But some couldn't get past those things you mentioned.
All of which is immaterial to the question: "What would Jesus do?" because we have that answer- he would *not* tell you not to be a soldier.
Does Michael Moore think that the Romans fought "fair?"
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:27 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:27 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at January 26, 2015 04:27 PM (DDz6J)
Posted by: Kreplach at January 26, 2015 04:28 PM (DDFkt)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:28 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Old Blue at January 26, 2015 04:28 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 04:24 PM
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Brings to mind the Special Guest Stars of Police Squad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=068OcpqHc5Q
Posted by: Comment, Shmomment at January 26, 2015 04:28 PM (RyhI9)
Posted by: Caliban at January 26, 2015 04:28 PM (3GFMN)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:29 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: rankle at January 26, 2015 04:29 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 04:29 PM (Dq2JL)
A Bridge Mix too Far
Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 04:29 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:29 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: M.nicely at January 26, 2015 04:29 PM (MNdHi)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:29 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:29 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2015 04:29 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:29 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:30 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: rankle at January 26, 2015 04:30 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:30 PM (ABcz/)
Georgie couple?
What's a "Georgie" couple?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:30 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:30 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:30 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: all doubt removed at January 26, 2015 04:31 PM (DvOSv)
Posted by: BIG ALFREDO at January 26, 2015 04:31 PM (iWo0u)
What would Jesus think about people who rail against the (1%) but own nine properties worth over 25 million?
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:31 PM (cNJvW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:31 PM (l1zOH)
True story-
Michael Moore helped me decide to vote for Bush in 2000. And not as some reflexive anti-Michael Moore vote.
Moore was doing the occasional man-on-the-street pieces for Leno on the Tonight Show, and Leno tasked Moore with getting a hug from the presidential candidates at the time. Bush was friendly to Moore and gave him a hug even though Moore was a shill for the other party.
The other person who helped was Nancy Pelosi's daughter, Alexandra, who was allowed by Bush to shot some behind the scenes stuff during the campaign. She was being a smart ass and asked him "If you could be any kind of tree, what tree would you be?" and without blinking an eye Bush responded, "I wouldn't be a tree, I'm a Bush."
Up to that point I was going to vote for the Straight-Talk Express (John McCain), but he pulled some shit and I now had a better opinion of Bush.
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 26, 2015 04:31 PM (6n332)
King Putt, ordering the army to drop a Hellfire from 10000 feet on the same man-made disaster person equals a second Nobel Peace Prize.
Explanation please and "Shut up you racist!" doesn't qualify.
As for Michael Moore war movie
Michael Moore in "They were Expandable." the heroic story of Michael Moore's sweat pants on the day he destroyed the Old Country Buffet in Minot North Dakota.
Posted by: JB1000 at January 26, 2015 04:31 PM (16OL0)
Posted by: rankle at January 26, 2015 04:31 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 26, 2015 04:31 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2015 04:31 PM (TAu/7)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Kreplach at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (DDFkt)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (LoIJo)
That's a minute 59 seconds longer than he usually lasts.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: BIG ALFREDO at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (iWo0u)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (cNJvW)
************
I was 15 pounds underweight when my pancreas turned traitor.
But I AM an insensitive idiot.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (vgIRn)
Thus whined the Spartans after Sphacteria.
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 04:32 PM (Dq2JL)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:33 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 04:33 PM (i0wGQ)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:33 PM (cNJvW)
http://ace-o-spades.blogspot.com/2004_04_18_ace-o-spades_archive.html#108264362649366527
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 26, 2015 04:33 PM (2Ayux)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 04:33 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:33 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 04:34 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:34 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 04:34 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:34 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 04:34 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Kreplach at January 26, 2015 04:34 PM (DDFkt)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:34 PM (MbqmP)
Twin Peaks of Meringue Fire Up a Wok With Me
Posted by: A. Pendragon at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (wJliR)
Posted by: Old Blue at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (cNJvW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (i0wGQ)
I don't know what Jesus (who was not a soldier) would do, but He never told soldier to desert and neither did any of the Apostles, as far as I know. Two thousand years of Christianity have been supportive of the military. Being a sniper is just a form of attack from ambush, which is explicitly allowed (at least in Catholicism, and I assume by most everyone else).
Whether or not Jesus would have supported the Iraq War, I don't know. Neither does Michael Moore, who, I assume is doing this just to get buzz.
Posted by: zerk at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (dFBkj)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (wtvvX)
We *were* supposed to get snow apocalypse in this area, but it looks as if the deities are personally punishing New England for underfellating their balls.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (Dq2JL)
Posted by: Kreplach at January 26, 2015 04:35 PM (DDFkt)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 04:36 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 26, 2015 04:36 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:36 PM (cNJvW)
He is perhaps one of the most morally shallow individuals to walk the planet in our time.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2015 04:36 PM (fL+1V)
Posted by: all doubt removed at January 26, 2015 04:36 PM (DvOSv)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:36 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 04:36 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at January 26, 2015 04:36 PM (SGtBn)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 04:36 PM (i0wGQ)
Posted by: flmomof4 at January 26, 2015 04:37 PM (nSjrf)
Funny thing: the Army psychiatrist who screened sniper school candidates actually did ask me how I felt about my mother. I started laughing, told him I thought shrinks only asked that question in the movies. He laughed along with me but I found out later from a psychiatrist friend that there are all sorts of behavioral cues that psychiatrists look for when they ask that question. Two of the guys who went with me for that appointment didn't pass the psych screening. I always wondered how they reacted to the 'Do you love your mother?' question, or if that was the question they reacted to.
Posted by: troyriser at January 26, 2015 04:37 PM (CAJL/)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 04:37 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 26, 2015 04:37 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 04:38 PM (LA7Cm)
Georgie couple?
What's a "Georgie" couple?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:30 PM (kff5f)
One of the Mustang book of faces groups I'm in is highlighting this ad, same car in every ad in several states, along with the story and the warning.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 26, 2015 04:38 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 04:38 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 04:38 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 04:38 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 26, 2015 04:39 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Old Blue at January 26, 2015 04:39 PM (vVSOO)
that's pretty good.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 26, 2015 04:27 PM (3g9q6)
For the gays: The Hunt For Red Throbsters
Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 04:39 PM (8MjqI)
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He specifically instructed his disciples to arm themselves against bad guys.
He said to them, “But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one..."
Luke 22:36
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:39 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2015 04:39 PM (i0wGQ)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Old Blue at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (cNJvW)
Some of the comments are making me hungry.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (kff5f)
I grand baby!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (CMkNk)
Try harder then because you're not doing a very good job at it. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: GGE
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So..., Ford haters?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at January 26, 2015 04:41 PM (DDz6J)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:41 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 04:41 PM (Dq2JL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (CMkNk)
That sounds like a good campaign slogan.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:41 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: James Cagney at January 26, 2015 04:41 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:41 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:42 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:42 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 04:42 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 04:42 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:42 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: James Cagney at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (DDz6J)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (fL+1V)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (cNJvW)
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (Dq2JL)
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:43 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:44 PM (l1zOH)
The Lefties are rooting for the other side; simple as that.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 26, 2015 04:44 PM (YQ4mh)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 04:44 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:44 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 04:44 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:44 PM (cNJvW)
Also, now the three feet of snow? 8-12 inches now.
Sold a lot of bread.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 04:44 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Charleton Heston at January 26, 2015 04:44 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:39 PM (l1zOH)
What would you expect from a shape-shifting Joooo?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2015 04:45 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at January 26, 2015 04:27 PM (DDz6J)
Also, would their problem with pork get in the way of their beheading Moore?
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 26, 2015 04:45 PM (DXcH1)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 04:45 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:44 PM (cNJvW)
That's *also* what she said...
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:45 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 26, 2015 04:45 PM (PuQW/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:40 PM (l1zOH)
Camaro drivers. Whaddayagonnado.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 26, 2015 04:45 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:45 PM (XzRw1)
See...Jesus wants us to carry.
Wonder if he meant open, or CC?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2015 04:45 PM (fL+1V)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:45 PM (cNJvW)
I thought it was supposed to snow through tomorrow.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2015 04:46 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: rankle at January 26, 2015 04:46 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: votermom at January 26, 2015 04:46 PM (5kUPl)
On the upside, refrigeration costs should be down for a while...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 04:46 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:46 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: rankle at January 26, 2015 04:47 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2015 04:47 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Thug Advice Columnist at January 26, 2015 04:47 PM (JiX4v)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:47 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Thug Advice Columnist at January 26, 2015 04:47 PM (JiX4v)
All of them.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:47 PM (kff5f)
Wonder if he meant open, or CC?
If we aren't supposed to hide our light under a basket, I suspect he'd be an open carry dude.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 04:47 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 26, 2015 04:47 PM (TPjwz)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 04:48 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 26, 2015 04:48 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: begerbilder at January 26, 2015 04:48 PM (8MjqI)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:48 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: rankle at January 26, 2015 04:48 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 26, 2015 04:48 PM (MbqmP)
Good Morning, Leftover Ham
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 04:48 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 26, 2015 04:48 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Moose4 at January 26, 2015 04:49 PM (O4XaS)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2015 04:45 PM (fL+1V)
Two is one and one is none.
Apropos of nothing I suppose, this wedding that I am supposed to be officiating at is for Range Partner, the guy who got me into shooting, and his bride to be has requested he not go armed. So he has requested I carry two, one for him and one for me.
I have been asked to keep them concealed so the bride to be can have her wedding pictures sans visible firearms. Hell, if I ever get married again I'm going to require the preacher to carry a Mosin with bayonet affixed in the pictures.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 26, 2015 04:49 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Pvt First Class at January 26, 2015 04:49 PM (VDovR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2015 04:49 PM (fL+1V)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 26, 2015 04:49 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2015 04:49 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: phreshone at January 26, 2015 04:49 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2015 04:49 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 26, 2015 04:49 PM (DT5de)
Posted by: votermom at January 26, 2015 04:46 PM (5kUPl)
Orion doesn't have a belt that long.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 26, 2015 04:50 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 26, 2015 04:50 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 04:50 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: GGE
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Trade up? ;-)
Sold the Impreza. Got nothing for it :-(
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2015 04:50 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 26, 2015 04:50 PM (DT5de)
Posted by: navybrat at January 26, 2015 04:52 PM (JgC5a)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 04:52 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 26, 2015 04:53 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: wth at January 26, 2015 04:55 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 26, 2015 04:56 PM (Sd++4)
Nah. Keep on doing what you're doing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 26, 2015 04:56 PM (DT5de)
Posted by: seamrog at January 26, 2015 04:56 PM (37eeX)
Proud to say I never saw any of his movies - out of principle. I refuse to line his bacon greased pockets with any of my US of A greenbacks.
Other movie title? Ungrateful bitch? (Inglourious Basterds)
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at January 26, 2015 04:57 PM (DlmoZ)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 26, 2015 04:58 PM (cNJvW)
But I guess Mikey doesn't know much about soldiers, does he?
Posted by: PJ at January 26, 2015 05:00 PM (cHuNI)
Butch Casserole and the Fudge Sunday Kid
Posted by: kj at January 26, 2015 05:00 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Michael Moore at January 26, 2015 05:01 PM (wAQA5)
also:
"Proud to say I never saw any of his movies - out of principle. "
Furthermore, I think Jesus would open-carry a 1911.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 26, 2015 05:02 PM (OCcU9)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 26, 2015 05:21 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at January 26, 2015 05:24 PM (XO6WW)
Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2015 05:24 PM (UzPAd)
No, I think Eastwood is simply a very good film-maker, who takes the book he's going to film and makes a very good movie from it, putting in only the politics of the book. ("Flags of Our Fathers" was very well made, just waaaaaaaay liberal.)
Posted by: Null at January 26, 2015 06:07 PM (xjpRj)
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Posted by: Tina at January 26, 2015 07:04 PM (95udX)
Also, "On Golden Poundcakes", starring another anti American piece of shit, Hanoi Jane Fonda. Fuck her, sideways in her dried up old snatch. With a rotten Pineapple. Twice. Repeat as needed. You guys never fail to cheer me up, thanks for the laughs! Jason J, Tucson
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Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)