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Morning Thread (1-26-2015)
The blizzard approacheth.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Molly k. at January 26, 2015 06:58 AM (L0LTE)
DAY 811
652 to go (725 to Inauguration Day 2017)
Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:00 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: HH at January 26, 2015 07:01 AM (Ce4DF)
From a former gf.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 26, 2015 07:01 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 26, 2015 07:01 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 26, 2015 07:02 AM (u82oZ)
So far the hype about the blizzard is immense. A few years back, NYC was supposed to get hit with a massive storm and the Weather Channel and Doomberg were felating each other every hour on the hour.
In the end? N O T H I N G.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:02 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 26, 2015 07:02 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 26, 2015 07:02 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2015 07:03 AM (fL+1V)
Posted by: someasshole at January 26, 2015 07:03 AM (8OQvA)
From a former gf.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 26, 2015 07:01 AM (u82oZ)
"How Deep Is Your Love?"
asking for a still-living Bee Gee.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:03 AM (CMkNk)
No, and she usually shows up on the book thread but wasn't there yesterday.
Posted by: HH at January 26, 2015 07:04 AM (Ce4DF)
She has determined that there was no breeching of current laws, and that this is the last she shall speak of it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2015 07:04 AM (fL+1V)
hey I'm wondering has Maet posted the 2014 "Year in Posting" stats and I missed it?
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 26, 2015 07:05 AM (/4AZU)
Has anyone seen our Aussie posting lately?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2015 07:03 AM (fL+1V)
Come to think of it, not in a while. Hmm.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:05 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: rickb223 - ODD at January 26, 2015 07:05 AM (Fjr+q)
Like the national debt it seems on Polar Apocalypses we borrow grief we never should have had.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 26, 2015 07:06 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 26, 2015 07:06 AM (/F/kp)
Don't think he posted it.
Posted by: rickb223 - ODD at January 26, 2015 07:06 AM (Fjr+q)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 26, 2015 07:06 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Yip at January 26, 2015 07:06 AM (84SRe)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:07 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 07:07 AM (FhL32)
76 Wednesday, 63 Thursday. Welcome to Texas.
Posted by: rickb223 - ODD at January 26, 2015 07:08 AM (Fjr+q)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:08 AM (CMkNk)
hmmm, I think I just answered my own question.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 26, 2015 07:09 AM (/F/kp)
I can't understand how that shooting happened given Gotham's Gun Control...
#SaidNoSanePersonEver
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 26, 2015 07:09 AM (/4AZU)
28 26 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:08 AM (CMkNk)
I can't understand how that shooting happened given Gotham's Gun Control...
#SaidNoSanePersonEver
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 26, 2015 07:09 AM (/4AZU)
We need MORE gun control, obviously!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:10 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Yip at January 26, 2015 07:10 AM (84SRe)
hmmm, I think I just answered my own question.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 26, 2015 07:09 AM (/F/kp)
I love Kate, but that new dame's announcements are just utterly magical.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:11 AM (CMkNk)
I can't understand how that shooting happened given Gotham's Gun Control...
#SaidNoSanePersonEver"
We've got to stop the hotbed of violence that is big box stores...
Posted by: Mayor Bill de Commio at January 26, 2015 07:11 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: Eromero at January 26, 2015 07:12 AM (go5uR)
obviously we need to outlaw nails...
//DeStalino
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 26, 2015 07:12 AM (/4AZU)
32 We've got to stop the hotbed of violence that is big box stores...
Posted by: Mayor Bill de Commio at January 26, 2015 07:11 AM (lG2E3)
#hardwareismicroaggressive
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:12 AM (CMkNk)
Cursing it roundly and stomping it into teeny tiny bits will give your cardiovascular system a good 5 minute workout.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 26, 2015 07:13 AM (/F/kp)
Posted by: Yip at January 26, 2015 07:13 AM (84SRe)
Posted by: Yip at January 26, 2015 07:10 AM (84SRe)
Maybe you're dead and this is all a hologram?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:14 AM (CMkNk)
Always fun. Every time I've had mine cleaned I always leave a marker over the opening. Years go by and that marker gets run over, knocked down, moved, and, sometimes completely lost.
But usually by the time I get that 5th or 6th hole dug looking for it I run into it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 07:17 AM (FhL32)
Good news, everyone!:
Millions of genetically modified mosquitoes could be released in Florida Keys to fight viruses
Never before have insects with modified DNA come so close to being set loose in a residential U.S. neighborhood. British biotech firm Oxitec hopes to win approval to use mosquitos against two extremely painful viral diseases - Dengue and chikungunya....
And this is how every zombie/Planet of the Apes movie starts.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 26, 2015 07:17 AM (kdS6q)
Digital cameras are great for logging where buried items are. Use trees and buildings to triangulate. We take pics all the time on the course. Irrigation, drainage etc.
I will waive the "pics or it didn't happen" thing with the pumping though.
Morning all.
Posted by: Shinblade at January 26, 2015 07:17 AM (GqEzX)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 26, 2015 07:18 AM (GqEzX)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 07:18 AM (rwI+c)
Starting out with the premise that overly large breast are just not my thing, the stills of this new chick make her face look odd. Like she's either had things done to overcome an overbight or overly big lips or nose, or the pics are being photoshopped.
Either way, she's something other than a natural. Which means Kate wins by the mere fact that God created her, not man.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2015 07:19 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 26, 2015 07:19 AM (LWu6U)
43 Once more unto the breech, dear friends.
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 26, 2015 07:18 AM (rwI+c)
If only I could say "once more on to the beach, dear friends."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:19 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2015 07:19 AM (Dj0WE)
I'd still hit Elsa Lanchester.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:20 AM (CMkNk)
It's the same with women --
you never know how deep the crazy is until [syou see it.they open their yap
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest
FIFY
Posted by: Yip at January 26, 2015 07:22 AM (84SRe)
Posted by: Yip at January 26, 2015 07:22 AM (84SRe)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:22 AM (CMkNk)
Yes yes, but we're really talking about a discussion of who was better, Mantle or Mays. You're going to be fine with the loser of the two.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2015 07:24 AM (Dj0WE)
Good job! Way to go! Keep it up!
Posted by: rickb223 - ODD at January 26, 2015 07:24 AM (Fjr+q)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:02 AM (CMkNk)
So....no anal?
Posted by: Typical disgusting Moron at January 26, 2015 07:24 AM (Zu3d9)
An employee showed up at work, shot his boss then shot himself?
Hm. What kind of boss could this have been?
I'm just saying. Adding mountains of asshole-douchebaggery to an already unstable individual is a recipe for badness.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 07:24 AM (fwARV)
Warren Wilhelm will not be embarrassed again so the city is going to massively over-react.
Look for mass transit to start shutting down at the rush.
Posted by: Kreplach at January 26, 2015 07:25 AM (DDFkt)
A buddy of mine once mentioned that there was a possibility that the Yankees could have gotten both Mantle and Mays.....
That would have been an impressive outfield!
Posted by: Typical disgusting Moron at January 26, 2015 07:25 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Typical disgusting Moron at January 26, 2015 07:24 AM (Zu3d9)
There's always room for anal. Oh, wait a second . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:26 AM (CMkNk)
The HR lady at work has introduced a "fun!" competition using them. But 30 years of knowing HR people means something wicked and mandatory this way comes.
Bad things are always introduced by HR people as "fun!"
I don't much care for HR people.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 26, 2015 07:26 AM (yxw0r)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2015 07:26 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 26, 2015 07:26 AM (vFmT2)
Juliet Huddy got an incredibly bad nose job and chopped her hair off, she looks like that Mika chick.
Posted by: Kreplach at January 26, 2015 07:26 AM (DDFkt)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 07:27 AM (FhL32)
What difference, at this point, does it make?1//1!?!!?1!?!?!?/?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 26, 2015 07:27 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2015 07:28 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Yip at January 26, 2015 07:28 AM (84SRe)
An employee showed up at work, shot his boss then shot himself?
Hm. What kind of boss could this have been?
I'm just saying. Adding mountains of asshole-douchebaggery to an already unstable individual is a recipe for badness.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 07:24 AM (fwARV)
This store happens to the Home Depot that I frequent. It's interesting insofar as many of the employees I have encountered are a) actually knowledgeable about the products and home repair and b) not the usual inner city high school dropout droog that's too stupid to even get welfare or deal dope.
I'm guessing one from example B shot one from example A. Will have to actually read the story for more detail.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:28 AM (CMkNk)
She was so cute.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 07:29 AM (FhL32)
I just know he is using my tax dollars to pay people to write up this crap to try to control the narrative.
one about his "awesome" comeback about winning elections
one about free college tuition
and a couple more lies i can't remember.
Some rich conservative needs to set up an office full of kids writing comments and upvoting stuff to try to give an alternative view out to the younger crowd. Right now we are swamped with their lefty lies.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 26, 2015 07:29 AM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 26, 2015 07:26 AM (yxw0r)
Allow me to tell you about my HR person:
This individual has been very vocal about the fact that the 5-point veteran preference is asinine and 'unearned' relative to other things, like, say, race or privilege.
She also found out that I had been selected for a new job (within the same agency) and cancelled the billet because she didn't want me to get it.
I can't PROVE she cancelled it because I was selected, but within 24 hours of the selection, my boss (her close friend) told her that I couldn't really be spared from the office I'm in, and my new job billet was cancelled.
Hm.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 07:29 AM (fwARV)
http://tinyurl.com/q8u6az4
Our local MS news played up the fact that the MS casinos nearest to New Orleans were already adding staff and tables to deal with the influx of New Orleans smokers. Bwahaha.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 26, 2015 07:30 AM (/F/kp)
Posted by: Yip at January 26, 2015 07:30 AM (84SRe)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 07:27 AM (FhL32)
Shoveling snow might be a better idea, but sure.
Then again, depends whom you're with and who's on the receiving end.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:30 AM (CMkNk)
Had that happened, I think many of us would have become leftists, because this would be a perfect place for paraphrasing an Obama axiom:
At a certain point you have enough outfield.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2015 07:31 AM (Dj0WE)
Fitbits to employees and REQUIRE them to log their activities and diet."
We're close. My company gave us some sort of wrist monitor thing as Xmas presents.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 07:31 AM (FhL32)
I work for a huge govt contractor and you can definitely see where this is going.
Posted by: Goldilocks at January 26, 2015 07:31 AM (5D7mX)
Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2015 07:33 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2015 07:31 AM (Dj0WE)
Appropriate comment for the position of short-centerfield.
I remember being stuck way out in right field because, frankly, I sucked.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:33 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2015 07:33 AM (wlDny)
Sleep in for two more years and we're home free!
Good morning, Vic.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:34 AM (CMkNk)
Probably going to get the UP3.
Posted by: Kreplach at January 26, 2015 07:34 AM (DDFkt)
You big city folk and your strange ideas. But, okay, if ever in a blizzard I'll remember that.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 07:35 AM (FhL32)
The HR lady at work has introduced a "fun!" competition using them.
Take dog to park. Attach fitbit to collar. Thro tennis ball for 30 minutes.
Intense workout.
Posted by: rickb223 - ODD at January 26, 2015 07:36 AM (Fjr+q)
You are not moving, comrade. Get moving for the glory of the company and the greater good!
Posted by: The Near Future at January 26, 2015 07:37 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Kreplach
I'm trying to decide if I cut bait and send this back and opt for the UP3. I've got time.. I'll give this a couple more days. I like the sleep monitor part already. ( lots of teh awesome positive feedback ) heh
Posted by: Yip at January 26, 2015 07:37 AM (84SRe)
Sure...
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2015 07:37 AM (tXIb7)
Along with gravity, the laws of economics and human nature cannot be altered.
The Left will never learn this and in the end we all have to suffer from their willful ignorance.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:37 AM (CMkNk)
Or drink a Coke or chew gum or eat a corn dog.....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 07:38 AM (FhL32)
Good lord! Thank heavens councilmember LaToya Cantrell is there to save us fro this menace.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 26, 2015 07:38 AM (LWu6U)
You big city folk and your strange ideas. But, okay, if ever in a blizzard I'll remember that.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 07:35 AM (FhL32)
(**searches porn site for chick getting it up the culo outdoors in a blizzard**)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:38 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:33 AM (CMkNk)"
Veteran right-fielder here, too. I sucked at everything except drawing walks and stealing bases.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 26, 2015 07:38 AM (lG2E3)
26 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:08 AM (CMkNk)
I can't understand how that shooting happened given Gotham's Gun Control...
#SaidNoSanePersonEver
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 26, 2015 07:09 AM (/4AZU)"
Obviously this is a fake story like the Moon landings. New York City's Sullivan Law has prevented gun crime since 1911.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 26, 2015 07:39 AM (KDbAT)
Interesting article on a Potemkin Detroit housing program and the real estate market there:
Detroit Mayor Mike Duggan set out with the goal of auctioning around 400 abandoned homes by the end of 2014 and met it, with a final tally of 394 on Dec. 31. But seven months into the program, figures show that sales had closed on just 138 properties.
In 2014, there were 10,000 recorded residential purchases in Detroit. Of those, only 462 were bought with a traditional mortgage. The rest were cash purchases. That says something about the value of houses. It also speaks to how difficult it is to qualify for a mortgage in the city.
http://tinyurl.com/pvdeocf
and:
the City Council is expected to take up a resolution to authorize Detroits Planning and Development Department to transfer 30,000 vacant residential properties to the land bank, which would bring its inventory up to more than 70,000 for its various programs.
70,000 at a couple of hundred sold per year. This could take a while.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 26, 2015 07:39 AM (kdS6q)
Once you reach a level where they actually hit balls out there, right field is a valued position. If you can run and throw, you belong in right or center. If you can't run, but have an arm, third base. Of course if you are agile and have a good arm, shortstop is your position.
I played 'em all at various stops along the way. I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say I had a better arm than 75% of major league outfielders.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2015 07:39 AM (Dj0WE)
FIFY
Posted by: The Near Future at January 26, 2015 07:40 AM (JO9+V)
Now governed by Larry Hogan (R).
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2015 07:40 AM (fL+1V)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2015 07:40 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:37 AM (CMkNk)
Here, we disagree. The Left knows damned well that human nature can't be altered. That's why they always assume they'll be in charge when people start getting stood against walls. They KNOW human nature is competitive. They KNOW life is short, brutal and hard.
That's why they're so hell-bent on being in charge of every single aspect of life for all of us. That gives them power, authority and money.
(Which is ironic, isn't it? Those are the three things they say should be shared...)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 07:40 AM (fwARV)
Take fitbit to home depot, pay paint guy $5 to attach it to paint shaker.
Posted by: rickb223 - ODD at January 26, 2015 07:40 AM (Fjr+q)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2015 07:39 AM (Dj0WE)
So...couldn't hit for shit?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2015 07:41 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 26, 2015 07:39 AM (KDbAT)
No, the Sullivan Act outlaws Sullivans. How Ed managed to do his show for 50 years in Manhattan is beyond me.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:41 AM (CMkNk)
It's winter. A blizzard cometh. Is this surprising?
Only to the global warmists.
Lois Lerner is enjoying retirement on some tropical island. On our dime. The bitc..!!!
Posted by: Case at January 26, 2015 07:42 AM (o00SF)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2015 07:42 AM (tXIb7)
She's very pretty but has a dead face a lot like Scarlett Hanssen.
Her body is light years ahead of Kate's.
But Kate's personality is better overall.
So in the great Kate vs Charlotte, Kate wins.
Posted by: Kreplach at January 26, 2015 07:43 AM (DDFkt)
You describe those at the very top; the rest go along because they're true believers.
But, yes, I concur.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:43 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 26, 2015 07:43 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Greece's New Commie Government at January 26, 2015 07:43 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2015 07:43 AM (tXIb7)
It's winter. A blizzard cometh. Is this surprising?
Only to the global warmists.
Lois Lerner is enjoying retirement on some tropical island. On our dime. The bitc..!!!
Posted by: Case at January 26, 2015 07:42 AM (o00SF)
Where exactly? Asking for a friend . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:43 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Jean at January 26, 2015 07:44 AM (TETYm)
Posted by: Greece's New Commie Government at January 26, 2015 07:43 AM (lG2E3)
I was sure the Golden Dawn Nazi's would win. Then again, it makes no difference since obviously the Jooz will be blamed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:44 AM (CMkNk)
Sheesh. That hand eye coordination thing.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 26, 2015 07:45 AM (V70Uh)
El Presidente del Muerte, aka the US President, wants to really really lock up ANWR to protect wildlife.
Sure...
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2015 07:37 AM (tXIb7)"
Barack Obama has stated that his political philosophy is to reward his friends and punish his enemies.
Higher oil and gasoline prices reward his friends in Russia, Venezuela and the Middle East. By preventing oil drilling, Obama punishes his enemies, the American people.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 26, 2015 07:45 AM (KDbAT)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 26, 2015 07:45 AM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 26, 2015 07:46 AM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Jean at January 26, 2015 07:44 AM (TETYm)
Not to me, and I'm sure not at all. You don't get to her spot by being stupid.
She's the Director. Her views are clearly stated, unambiguous and most certainly affect hiring in a manner which disproportionately impacts vets.
I'm already about $10,000 in the hole to a lawyer defending myself from nonsense here, or I'd do something.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 07:46 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 26, 2015 07:46 AM (2Ayux)
Posted by: Jean at January 26, 2015 07:47 AM (TETYm)
Watching porn is like watching people eat.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 26, 2015 07:46 AM (V70Uh)
Eat what?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:48 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2015 07:48 AM (tXIb7)
*turn around and chase after it*
*throw glove at it, miss*
"see how hard I tried, coach?"
Ah, glory days.
Posted by: The Near Future at January 26, 2015 07:49 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2015 07:48 AM (tXIb7)
That would mark the first time that I - as a federal employee - produced anything.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 07:49 AM (fwARV)
Kind of sucks living in a country where you want to move to a particular city but have to take into consideration the local politics.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 26, 2015 07:50 AM (1BQGO)
We're in a warm, dry spell here right now. Had the windows open for a while yesterday.
Posted by: Y-not at January 26, 2015 07:50 AM (9BRsg)
Posted by: The Near Future at January 26, 2015 07:49 AM (JO9+V)
Remember the Bugs Bunny cartoon "Baseball Bugs?"
Gashouse Gorilla outfielder: "I got it! I got it! I got it!"
(**catches ball that drives him into the ground, sending tombstone to the surface with the inscription "HE GOT IT" **)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:52 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: NCKate at January 26, 2015 07:52 AM (EBMYe)
So Leahy went out of his way to make sure a POS responsible for the death of Americans got to reproduce. (Gee, who paid for that, I wonder?) and the Cuban-Americans who were shot down trying to help those who had escaped Cuba are forgotten and dishonored by this administration.
Oh, and the part about how the guards at Gitmo routinely had and have urine, feces and all kinds of filth thrown at them by the animals they guard. And yet we're awful for spraying some water up their noses to get information and they - the worst of the worst, the most hardened terrorists - are being released.
Everything this administration does is so gdamned evil.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 26, 2015 07:52 AM (+XMAD)
Want to build something in 1/48th scale USN/USMC/USAAF WWII? Got coming up in May in Jackson, MS a Trail of Honor.
If you want to trust any shipper with a model that is...Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2015 07:53 AM (tXIb7)
Forecast was 1 to 2 inches, and in the interest of saving money he made the fateful decision to not leave all the heavy equipment idling overnight.
We got 17 inches, along with a cold snap that kept all the diesels from starting. Chaos ensues.
Failed of re-election, replaced by the Hillary of the Windy City, Jane Byrne.
G'mornin, all of youse.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 26, 2015 07:54 AM (Z8DIA)
@119. ha. Your playing ss when some dude hits a hot grounder right at your shin. You lift your leg and let it go by.
Yeah, glory days.
Posted by: Case at January 26, 2015 07:54 AM (o00SF)
Watching porn is like watching people eat.
At least with pr0n, you can play with your food.
Posted by: rickb223 - ODD at January 26, 2015 07:54 AM (Fjr+q)
Not really authoritative but I have visited there several times and it is a beautiful city.
Rain I can deal with. Leftist government I cannot; barely am surviving NYC. Were it not for that, I would consider moving there. Too bad.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:54 AM (CMkNk)
I was in the city for a blizzard in the 80's. Was a lot of fun walking down Third Ave with not a car in sight.
The quiet is the coolest. The whole city is asleep.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 07:55 AM (0FSuD)
Sheesh. That hand eye coordination thing.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 26, 2015 07:45 AM (V70Uh)
It looks so easy when you watch it on TV too.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 26, 2015 07:55 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2015 07:55 AM (tXIb7)
Posted by: NCKate at January 26, 2015 07:52 AM (EBMYe)
So far, I don't think that that's gonna happen.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:56 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Jean at January 26, 2015 07:56 AM (TETYm)
Posted by: blaster at January 26, 2015 07:56 AM (Rx8ML)
" The University of Notre Dame is offering a class this semester that aims to help students become more aware of social injustices.
According to university leaders, the course is a one-credit elective designed to educate students about the definitions of white privilege and its causes and effects.
This announcement comes in the wake of the deaths of Michael Brown in Ferguson, Missouri, and Eric Garner in New York City."
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid: Not a Notre Doom fan at January 26, 2015 07:57 AM (uSAVP)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2015 07:57 AM (tXIb7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2015 07:55 AM (tXIb7)
Why didn't destroy everything that Cuba had with wings on it still pisses me off.
Posted by: Jean at January 26, 2015 07:57 AM (TETYm)
But no, you'll still be free not to wear them. You can still smoke, and drink, and do human things.
You won't have a job, but you can still opt out. Because freedom.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 26, 2015 07:58 AM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 07:55 AM (0FSuD)
I remember December '95/January '96. I lived in Queens and the R train was actually running (the line is all underground).
Got out at Broadway and 28th Street and it was like being in a sound proof booth. Amazing. Very cool.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:58 AM (CMkNk)
He's a science fiction writer often mentioned in the Sunday Book Thread:
http://www.scifiwright.com/2015/01/word-fetishes
Well worth reading both the article(it's not long) and the comments.
It's about the progtard's tendency toward non-logic and the undefining of the easily definable so that they can get to do what they want to do.
The whole undefining thing is a bit of a bugaboo of mine as it makes it impossible to have rational arguments and move forward.
Wright explains that as well.
Give it a look.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2015 07:58 AM (KBvAm)
I found future retirement town in NC over the summer. The demographics are terrific. I pinned the real estate agent long and hard about local politics. Told her I wasn't some northern yankee coming down to infest the area then went into a five minute rant about leftism. At the end, she grabbed a tissue and wiped the spittle from my mouth and said I sounded just like her husband and about 99% of the people in the area. Oh yeah, many ex-military in the area. With guns, no doubt. Crime rate nearly nonexistent.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 26, 2015 07:59 AM (zxQ4h)
http://coosbay.org/
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2015 07:57 AM (tXIb7)
Cooze Bay? That's a condom's throw away from Pussyallup.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 08:00 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 08:01 AM (CMkNk)
When they question your activity profiles, tell them that's when you sneak out of illicit gay sex and sue them for invading your privacy.
Posted by: Jean at January 26, 2015 08:01 AM (TETYm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2015 08:02 AM (DXzRD)
Saw Fredo take off on Saturday.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2015 08:02 AM (LJcWW)
Well, yeah. The fact that that scum Leahy actually helped one of the killers to reproduce at the expense of American taxpayers just adds to insult to injury.
This administration is so kind to the murderers of Americans.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 26, 2015 08:03 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2015 08:03 AM (LJcWW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2015 08:04 AM (tXIb7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2015 08:02 AM (DXzRD)
Nah, I don't either
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2015 08:04 AM (LJcWW)
Dick Cheney sees Pat Leahy in a hallway . . .
'nuff said.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 08:04 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2015 08:04 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2015 08:05 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2015 08:05 AM (DXzRD)
Mornin' Horde.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 26, 2015 08:05 AM (m9V0o)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2015 08:03 AM (LJcWW)
My friend, take from someone in the biz. The ONLY thing that matters at the end of the day is the money.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 08:05 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: NCKate at January 26, 2015 08:05 AM (EBMYe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2015 08:05 AM (DXzRD)
Joo? NO!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 08:06 AM (CMkNk)
Juno, the Roman queen of the gods obviously was unavailable for comment.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2015 08:06 AM (tXIb7)
Proud dad (yeah right) is giving away his daughter in lesbian marriage and she gets blasted by, get this, a male SNIPER.
Just Fuck.
Posted by: Anthropology Guy at January 26, 2015 08:06 AM (LvGFI)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 26, 2015 08:06 AM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: Jean at January 26, 2015 08:06 AM (TETYm)
I look at them. Kick tires. Think it'd be a good idea to have "something" backing up the grid.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 26, 2015 08:06 AM (FhL32)
Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2015 08:07 AM (wlDny)
More accurately, she got "penetrated" by the sniper
Posted by: Jean at January 26, 2015 08:07 AM (TETYm)
Still- that's a big number.
http://tinyurl.com/mzcj2ys
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 26, 2015 08:08 AM (BZAd3)
Film Actors Guild not much better.
Posted by: rickb223 - ODD at January 26, 2015 08:09 AM (TAu/7)
When they question your activity profiles, tell
them that's when you sneak out of illicit gay sex and sue them for
invading your privacy.
Posted by: Jean at January 26, 2015 08:01 AM (TETYm)
a.) You're right. Gay sex and its consequences will be treated differently from other choices, like smoking and drinking and eating french fries.
b.) We're seriously at a point where a phrase like "When they question your activity profiles" doesn't even raise eyebrows.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 26, 2015 08:09 AM (yxw0r)
Doesn't that happen all the time?
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 26, 2015 08:10 AM (+XMAD)
The only group that it's safe & legal to hate openly.
Well, and smokers.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 26, 2015 08:11 AM (Z8DIA)
New Bern is the nearest town, but it's still a ride. 'Inner Banks' is the best description - boating, sailing, fishing, hunting paradise. For cis-heteronormative people of privilege, anyway.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 26, 2015 08:11 AM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2015 08:11 AM (fL+1V)
Posted by: Jean at January 26, 2015 07:56 AM (TETYm)
Well, yes.
Except in my case, I'm a mole. I burrow, get small and keep my head down.
This sacrifices my pride, destroys my ego and suffocates my spirit.
It does pay the bills though, and as a new parent, I don't have the luxury of principles.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 08:13 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Yip at January 26, 2015 08:13 AM (84SRe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2015 07:53 AM (tXIb7)
I could pick up a Hellcat or something. 1/48's new for me. I've been an exclusively 1/32 guy.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 26, 2015 08:16 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 26, 2015 07:59 AM (zxQ4h)
Vic, he said the Mountains, my guess Flat Rock,NC, nice little town VERY conservative. Not far from two new brewery's.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 08:18 AM (0FSuD)
Neighbor behind me and two doors down had a gen set. It ran and ran... all day and night. As myself and my neighbors dealt with no AC... windows open... humid air, luckily only mid 80's daytime but still and 70's at night... the anger grew.
I was talking with a couple of my neighbors on about day four and the animosity towards the guy with the gen set was strong. I fear if the heat had been worse or the disruption lasted longer, I think someone was ready to beat his gen set to death just because it was a constant and noisy reminder that his fridge was running... his lights worked.. So I've re-thought the idea of being the guy who's lights work when others don't... if bad times come... you become loathed, if only just because.
Posted by: Yip at January 26, 2015 08:20 AM (84SRe)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 08:21 AM (0FSuD)
In some article I read years ago it was named one of the top ten places to retire. So I started looking from that epicenter.
Decent climate, gulf stream keeps the relatively short winter short. Good tax situation for retirees, low property taxes.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 26, 2015 08:21 AM (zxQ4h)
New Bern is a nice little town, surrounded by a large Black population. Politics are iffy at best. No real hospital. We call that "Down East" in NC.
Means your BBQ sauce will be vinegar.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 08:24 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Yip at January 26, 2015 08:25 AM (84SRe)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2015 07:20 AM (CMkNk)
There was just something hot about her when she was young.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 26, 2015 08:28 AM (TPimP)
One other thing, New Bern has no airport to speak of. Wilmington or Raleigh closest. Of course, Flat Rock doesn't either, but it's only 15 miles from Asheville airport.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 26, 2015 08:33 AM (0FSuD)
day four and the animosity towards the guy with the gen set was strong.
I fear if the heat had been worse or the disruption lasted longer, I
think someone was ready to beat his gen set to death just because it was
a constant and noisy reminder that his fridge was running... his lights
worked.. So I've re-thought the idea of being the guy who's lights work
when others don't... if bad times come... you become loathed, if only
just because.
Posted by: Yip at January 26, 2015 08:20 AM (84SRe)
That's why......guns. Lots.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 26, 2015 08:44 AM (TPimP)
Any of the horde here live in Portland, Oregon? I've been considering a
move there but am very concerned about the long rainy season and the
never ending moonbat season. Very beautiful part of the country but
those two items put together are giving me serious doubts.
Kind
of sucks living in a country where you want to move to a particular city
but have to take into consideration the local politics.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 26, 2015 07:50 AM (1BQGO)"
My brother lives there. I have visited a number of times over the years. The last time I was there I saw an enormous snow capped mountain in the distance that I had never seen before. I asked my brother about it and he said it is Mount Hood, a Portland landmark. I had never seen it before because it was completely overcast every other time I had been in Portland at various times of year over a dozen years.
My brother is the other conservative in my family. He used to find the Portland insanity amusing for the first few years but now it seems like the relentless progressive stupid is taking a toll on him.
Portland is the "most lesbian friendly city in the United States". Portland is "where young people go to retire". Historically, Oregon was a sunset state i.e. like sunset towns, it was illegal for blacks to live there or be there after dark.
They also have a tradition of hating Catholics. They used to teach some fiction about Jesuits inciting the Indians to slaughter protestant missionaries in the Oregon public schools. Portland is also the location of the Oregon Catholic Press where they created all that really crappy music that is commonly heard during mass these days.
As with most socialist utopias, jobs are not plentiful in Portland. It is also difficult to own your own business because there are armies of government workers who attempt to justify their own jobs by harassing the local small businesses. This is where foreign born business owners have a real advantage. For one thing, many of them have grown up in corrupt third world socialist countries and have learned at a young age how to deal with officials. They can also play the "Me no talk good Engrish" game until the government workers get frustrated and go away to harass native born business owners.
Lots of brew pubs. Lots of guys wearing skimpy brim hats and ear gauges. Lots of girls with braids and no makeup. Powell's is a really great book store.
I don't think that I could stand to live there but YMMV.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 26, 2015 08:52 AM (KDbAT)
'Inner Banks' is the best description - boating, sailing, fishing,
hunting paradise. For cis-heteronormative people of privilege, anyway.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 26, 2015 08:11 AM (zxQ4h)
I have a BIL and SIL in New Bern.
Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2015 08:54 AM (wlDny)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 26, 2015 09:02 AM (ASCZM)
Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2015 09:09 AM (wlDny)
It does rain but not constantly. You'll adjust.
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Posted by: dhead at January 26, 2015 09:25 AM (vLeeC)
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