Support




Contact
Ace:
aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Powered by
Movable Type





Overnight Open Thread (24 Jan 2015)

Dang it, this winter has been a bust here in the Hampton Roads area so far. Just rain, no snow. I blame the snow shovel I finally bought at the end of last season. I finally got the gear I needed for when it snows and now it does not snow. Figures. Monday night/Tuesday is lookin' good though for some snow. Too good for those of you in the northeast according to some of the models.

The Liaoning

How China got their first aircraft carrier. That was a pretty sweet deal they worked.

B-52

Sex Themed Park

Taiwan plans to build a sex and love theme park. And I thought a measles outbreak at Disneyland was bad. No rides were mentioned so I guess you'll have to bring your own.

War Movie Poll

What is the best war movie ever made? I voted for Patton. Too bad Band Of Brothers wasn't on the list.

A-10s In The News

A-10s fly combat missions over Syria.

School Teacher Enforcing FLOTUS Desires

School tries to shame Dad for what he packed in daughters lunch. Why is the cafeteria reporting on lunches that folks bring in? It's none of their damn business.

WTF?

It is a sad state of affairs when you have to go to court to keep your right to pee standing up.
Reminds me off this scene from Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Cat Video

Tonight's ONT brought to you by realistically colorized historical photos:

Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maet or CDR M. Otherwise send tips to Ace.

Posted by: CDR M at 10:03 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 First

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 24, 2015 10:03 PM (GEICT)

2 Score! Hahaha

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 24, 2015 10:03 PM (GEICT)

3 Favorite war movies: Patton, Das Boot, They were Expendable

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 24, 2015 10:04 PM (KH1sk)

4 Second?

Posted by: Jade Sea at January 24, 2015 10:04 PM (M/hc7)

5 Excellent ONT, CDR M.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 24, 2015 10:05 PM (GEICT)

6 Dammit!

Posted by: Jade Sea at January 24, 2015 10:05 PM (M/hc7)

7 Congrats, BC. I had to put my bottle down to type.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 24, 2015 10:05 PM (KH1sk)

8 As a nurse of 20 years I can say that's the most legible Dr's writing I have ever seen.

Posted by: Molly k. at January 24, 2015 10:06 PM (IzS3s)

9 When Reality Becomes Indistinguishable From Parody

People identifying as chairs or even tampons? Surely this must be a parody of special little snowflakes! But then, who can tell now-a-days...

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=7932

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 24, 2015 10:06 PM (0Ew3K)

10 Yay ONT!

Posted by: tbodie at January 24, 2015 10:06 PM (hUQVp)

11

I despise snow. I detest winter.


That is all.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at January 24, 2015 10:07 PM (dFi94)

12 Battleship should've been on that best war movie list.

I keed, I keed! Maybe Top Gun

Nah. I keed again.

Posted by: CDR M at January 24, 2015 10:08 PM (93D1V)

13 The lunch is not cafeteria's business - but that is a pretty shitty lunch.

Not from a child's POV of course. I would have been thrilled if my mother had sent me to school with 4 candy bars and Ritz crackers. I would have traded the pickle and marshmallows for something else. I only like marshmallows when they're cooked over a fire.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 10:09 PM (+XMAD)

14 Good evening, Horde.

Posted by: joncelli at January 24, 2015 10:09 PM (ENczY)

15 You just know that the pee police in Germany will be brutal.

Posted by: tbodie at January 24, 2015 10:09 PM (hUQVp)

16 A pleasant Saturday night, to ye Horde. Now, let the games begin!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 24, 2015 10:10 PM (RzZOc)

17 15 You just know that the pee police in Germany will be brutal.
Posted by: tbodie at January 24, 2015 10:09 PM (hUQVp)

Your piss papers please.

Posted by: A Pisstapo Officer at January 24, 2015 10:11 PM (93D1V)

18 15 You just know that the pee police in Germany will be brutal.








Vee haff vays uff making you squat.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 24, 2015 10:11 PM (yxw0r)

19 BC, that hilarious backhand from the dad about his kid's school lunch reminded me -- would you consider touching on Common Core, teacher's unions, and other school topics in one of your podcasts? Feel free to make it as expletive-rich as you want or need.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 24, 2015 10:11 PM (KH1sk)

20 Not too windy, no rain, not bad, but I have the munchies.

Some chocolate covered bunnies would be nice.

http://landingsbirdcam.com/

Posted by: The Owl at January 24, 2015 10:11 PM (fBxC6)

21 Too good for those of you in the northeast according to some of the models.

Seems to be a lot of problems with low pressure in New England these days...

Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at January 24, 2015 10:11 PM (9F2c1)

22 Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at January 24, 2015 10:07 PM (dFi94)

So do I, but everything's pretty much melted around here. Today was mild.

I was afraid this winter would be like last year's winter from hell, but so far (knock on wood) it hasn't been nearly as bad.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 10:12 PM (+XMAD)

23 So that cat is a genius at walking on what you're trying to read and batting the pen out of your hand.

Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2015 10:12 PM (MDgS8)

24 Those colorized photos, I'd like to bang Audrey Hepburn. Abraham Lincoln, not so much.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 24, 2015 10:13 PM (LImiJ)

25 I was afraid this winter would be like last year's winter from hell, but so far (knock on wood) it hasn't been nearly as bad.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 10:12 PM (+XMAD)

Early Feb looks brutal for temps.

Posted by: CDR M at January 24, 2015 10:13 PM (93D1V)

26 I got a new gun barrel in the mail today, for my planned black rifle. It is .54 caliber, 45" long, 1.125 at the breech with an elegant swamp.

You didn't think I was talking about an AR-15, did you?

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 24, 2015 10:13 PM (TwDq4)

27 We just watched "The Interview" on Netflix.

I wish Whoreywood would mock Obama the way they mock Kim Jong Un.

Can you imagine if Whoreywood did a film in which Obama is killed?

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 24, 2015 10:13 PM (V70Uh)

28 Kelly's Heroes

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 24, 2015 10:13 PM (10ydV)

29 Of course Feb will be named the warmest month ever no matter what.

Posted by: CDR M at January 24, 2015 10:13 PM (93D1V)

30 Evening!


CDR M, I just happen to be in Hampton this weekend too. The wife is in town doing a workshop, and I followed her too. Her friend that was supposed to go bailed at the last minute.
Visited the VASC museum. Pretty cool! Lots of nice planes there.

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2015 10:14 PM (pJs3P)

31 Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence was not on the list. Excellent movie, especially if you understand the Japanese culture during 36. If I remember correctly, the North Vietnamese hated the BUFF with a passion. It could deliver death and destruction from 35,000 feet that they had no protection from.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 24, 2015 10:14 PM (vVSOO)

32 19 BC, that hilarious backhand from the dad about his kid's school lunch reminded me -- would you consider touching on Common Core, teacher's unions, and other school topics in one of your podcasts? Feel free to make it as expletive-rich as you want or need.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 24, 2015 10:11 PM (KH1sk)



I have absolutely no doubt those topics will come up. They're topics personally relevant to me, seeing as how next August I'll have a 3rd grader and a kindergartener.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 24, 2015 10:14 PM (GEICT)

33 Patton is definitely in the running for best war movie.

Guns of Navarrone should be on the short list AFAIC.

Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2015 10:14 PM (MDgS8)

34 Favorite war movies; The Longest Day and Patton, come to mind first.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 24, 2015 10:15 PM (syGA0)

35 Posted by: EC at January 24, 2015 10:14 PM (pJs3P)


Thanks for mentioning the VASC. I really need to take my kids there. Got it bookmarked now on the computer.

Posted by: CDR M at January 24, 2015 10:15 PM (93D1V)

36 Yeah it's been crazy here this winter. It's been in the 40s and 50s for a couple of weeks now. It was cold before that though. Not much snow.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 24, 2015 10:15 PM (oFCZn)

37 The best war movie ever made, both in terms of historical accuracy and production values, was Waterloo. Rod Steiger as an aging Napoleon and Christopher Plummer as Wellington. Dan O'Herlihy as Ney was also pretty good.

I also enjoyed Gettysburg. The individual actors were not exceptional, but overall it was an interesting portrayal of the battle. Missed several important sub-battles, but the ones it focused on were covered very well.

Posted by: CQD at January 24, 2015 10:16 PM (2dzsA)

38 Rong Bows!

Posted by: Realistically Colorized Japanese Archer at January 24, 2015 10:16 PM (fBxC6)

39 Don't know why that came out as 36. It was supposed to be world war 2.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 24, 2015 10:16 PM (vVSOO)

40 Man, I'm tired. I kinda let things slide around here after the holidays and got lazy about cleaning. I was starting to feel like things were slipping out of control, so I did heavy duty cleaning today. taking a break every now and then to check AOSHQ. Everything's tidy and bright and smells clean - and now I'm rewarding myself with some hard cider, and I'm sure I'll fall asleep the second my head hits the pillow.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 10:16 PM (+XMAD)

41 Howdy, y'all!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 24, 2015 10:17 PM (T1005)

42 "Request Declined"

Nice. He should have drawn a penis on it for effect.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 24, 2015 10:17 PM (AVEe1)

43 I know it's not a serious War Movie but I could watch "Kelly's Heroes" pretty much every day.

Used to love "Battle of the Bulge," too.

Posted by: Y-not, stone cold sober at January 24, 2015 10:17 PM (9BRsg)

44 Best war movie? I voted for 'Das Boot'. I make it a point to watch that movie every three or four years, largely to confirm that it is as good as I remember it. It's a shame Jurgen Prochnow, who played the captain of the boat, never found another role as rich as the one he played in that film.

Posted by: troyriser at January 24, 2015 10:17 PM (ptcFO)

45 Twelve O'Clock High was good, too.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 24, 2015 10:17 PM (LImiJ)

46 Those colorized photos, I'd like to bang Audrey Hepburn. Abraham Lincoln, not so much.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 24, 2015 10:13 PM (LImiJ)
]

Her and Elizabeth Taylor both.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 24, 2015 10:17 PM (10ydV)

47 Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2015 10:14 PM (MDgS

Ah yes, Guns of Navarone. Forgot about that one.

Posted by: CDR M at January 24, 2015 10:17 PM (93D1V)

48 >>The lunch is not cafeteria's business - but that is a pretty shitty lunch.

Yeah. Maybe the kid packed it.

Posted by: Y-not, stone cold sober at January 24, 2015 10:18 PM (9BRsg)

49 Ever see "Sahara"?

1942. Humphrey Bogart.

Excellent.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 24, 2015 10:18 PM (V70Uh)

50 Thanks for mentioning the VASC. I really need to take my kids there. Got it bookmarked now on the computer.


I'm staying at the hotel next to it. Walked over when it opened up. Wanted to watch the space movie in IMAX but I had to get back.

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2015 10:18 PM (pJs3P)

51 Kelly's Heroes.

Comedy and action!

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2015 10:19 PM (pJs3P)

52
Of course the school didn't even get the contents of the lunch right.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 24, 2015 10:19 PM (Qs8ZN)

53 CDR M

Don't worry about the lack of snow in Hampton Roads this year, we haven't gotten any in Roanoke yet. Further south? Yep. Further north? Yep. Roanoke-Blacksburg? Nope.

We did get teased with flurries yesterday morning before it started to pour down rain.

14 years ago we were in the midst of one of the worst droughts ever in the western 1/2 of Virginia. Since 2003? Some of the wettest years on record.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 24, 2015 10:20 PM (+Fae7)

54 The lunch Nazi letter particularly pisses me off as I've had enough of the lazy histrionic chalk monkeys that "teach" my kids.

I spent the first 10 years of their education trying to enforce respect and cooperation, even when I thought the teacher/school official was not clearly in the right - I felt that was my job as a parent.

However the crazier the demands, the more inappropriate and disrespectful they are with us - the more unwilling I am to put up with it.

Now when my son says "That's stupid" and it is stupid, I say
"yeah, that is stupid. Sorry - in life sometimes you have to navigate stupid people and pick your battles. Just think of this as good practice for when you're an adult and you have to get a building permit from the county. "

Posted by: Jade Sea at January 24, 2015 10:20 PM (M/hc7)

55 FORCE TEN

Posted by: vizzy at January 24, 2015 10:20 PM (VWXUq)

56 Great White Snark, I'm with you on Twelve O'Clock High.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 24, 2015 10:20 PM (5f5bM)

57 "28 Kelly's Heroes"

*fist bumps Colorado Alex*

Posted by: Y-not, stone cold sober at January 24, 2015 10:20 PM (9BRsg)

58 Something about the quality of that colorized Mark Twain picture makes me feel like he's here with us today.

Posted by: t-bird at January 24, 2015 10:21 PM (FcR7P)

59 No love for Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 24, 2015 10:21 PM (LImiJ)

60 Audrey Hepburn.....she was so damn skinny.

Still gorgeous tho......

I wonder what she'd have looked like at about 120 lbs.

Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2015 10:21 PM (MDgS8)

61 Rain is fine with me. I hate snow and ice. Just too effing cold.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 24, 2015 10:21 PM (V70Uh)

62 Downfall should be on that list.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 24, 2015 10:22 PM (LImiJ)

63 Stalag 17 was a great war movie IMO.

Posted by: Redshirt at January 24, 2015 10:22 PM (Ae09I)

64 56 Great White Snark, I'm with you on Twelve O'Clock High.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 24, 2015 10:20 PM (5f5bM)


It's been awhile since I watched that one. I need to go and cue it up.

Posted by: CDR M at January 24, 2015 10:22 PM (93D1V)

65 The book "Das Boot" by Lothar-Gunther Buchheim is a nice little acid bath too. He gets some digs in at micromanager supreme Wolfgang Luth if I recall.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 24, 2015 10:22 PM (KH1sk)

66 59 No love for Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 24, 2015 10:21 PM (LImiJ)


I'll take Tora, Tora, Tora over that one thank you very much.

Posted by: CDR M at January 24, 2015 10:23 PM (93D1V)

67 61 Rain is fine with me. I hate snow and ice. Just too effing cold.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 24, 2015 10:21 PM (V70Uh)


Word.

Posted by: tbodie at January 24, 2015 10:23 PM (hUQVp)

68 Tora Tora Tora wasn't on that list either. Historically accurate for the most part, with input from both Americans and Japanese. Still one of my favorite movies.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 24, 2015 10:23 PM (vVSOO)

69 Hell Is For Heroes was low budget but good.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 24, 2015 10:24 PM (LImiJ)

70 Audrey Hepburn.....she was so damn skinny.

Still gorgeous tho......

I wonder what she'd have looked like at about 120 lbs.

Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2015 10:21 PM (MDgS


I'd put her on a high protein diet, IYKWIM...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 24, 2015 10:24 PM (10ydV)

71 Good evening, my favorite creatures of the night! One more night at the hospital and I should be released before noon tomorrow. I'm making great progress with my crutches (when Pooky isn't stealing them), and the pain meds are really working. My bones don't shift around anymore when I move, so I'm calling the surgery a success. Thank y'all so much for your prayers and entertaining comments, they really do help!

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 24, 2015 10:24 PM (FUlNJ)

72 _Zulu_.

Michael Caine's first big screen role.

He was nearly fired when the producers saw the early rushes, which would have destroyed his career on the launch pad.

Only the early 1960s time lag in comms between London and Kwazulu-Natal saved him. By the time the order to can Caine came in, the field production crew had too much footage including him to back it out.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 24, 2015 10:24 PM (noWW6)

73 I used to love the movie Patton. Then I read "Patton: A Genius for War" and saw the dramatic influence that Omar Bradley had in that film, and I'm not such a fan. The movie is actually quite unfair to Patton in many ways.

Posted by: SARDiver at January 24, 2015 10:25 PM (Q5bdJ)

74 The Great Escape
Stalag 17
D-Day
Tora, Tora, Tora!
Sahara
Apocalypse Now
Full Metal Jacket
Gone With the Wind
Saving Private Ryan


Great topic. Too many great films to count.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 24, 2015 10:26 PM (V70Uh)

75 60 Audrey Hepburn.....she was so damn skinny.

Still gorgeous tho......

I wonder what she'd have looked like at about 120 lbs.


.....................

I'm going to have to google. What did she weigh? I look like a skeleton at 120.

Posted by: Molly k. at January 24, 2015 10:26 PM (IzS3s)

76 What a incomplete list. Where is -


Sink the Bismark!


Sands of Iwo Jima


Where Eagles Dare

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2015 10:26 PM (JO9+V)

77 OK Costanza, I have to admit you are partially right about personality being at least partially genetic and inheritable.

I know some Pucketts. They are exactly the sort of people to tell meddling authority to go cfku themselves. And then make it stick.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2015 10:27 PM (t//F+)

78 Not great but taught a lot to a kid of the time in honor etc. Rat Patrol.

Posted by: Redshirt at January 24, 2015 10:27 PM (Ae09I)

79 I was taken to see "Battle of Britain" as a little kid and to this day the one image I can recall is the pilot being shot in his face and his goggles filling with blood. Great parenting, dad!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 24, 2015 10:27 PM (KH1sk)

80 Posted by: pookysgirl at January 24, 2015 10:24 PM (FUlNJ)

Get well soon.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 10:27 PM (+XMAD)

81 Pear Harbor Sucked, and I Miss You...

http://tinyurl.com/kn6ylwy

Posted by: Trey Parker, Matt Stone at January 24, 2015 10:27 PM (fBxC6)

82 Das Boot was good. But so was Run Silent Run Deep, and Mr. Roberts.

Who doesn't like Operation Petticoat?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 24, 2015 10:27 PM (V70Uh)

83 Where Eagles Dare.

Posted by: Nikkolai at January 24, 2015 10:28 PM (aEfC9)

84 Henry V was a good war movie.

It had longbows and everything.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 10:28 PM (+XMAD)

85 I chose Das Boot on that list. I'm wanting to see the new movie Imitation Game. If I'm not mistaken, it's about the guy who invented the "Bronze Goddesses" which was basically the first computer. A lot of battles were won or lost depending on who broke the other persons codes first.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 24, 2015 10:28 PM (vVSOO)

86 I liked A Bridge Too Far also.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 24, 2015 10:28 PM (LImiJ)

87 zulu

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 24, 2015 10:28 PM (Cq0oW)

88 Dang it, this winter has been a bust here in the Hampton Roads area so far. Just rain, no snow...
--------------------
Tell me about it, CDR. I walk out back, and it looks like someone installed an acre koi pond while I was at work.
This time last year, we had almost a foot of global warming on the ground.

Evening, all.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 24, 2015 10:28 PM (2dN/8)

89 I think we've only had one snow so far this winter in the Chicago area. Last year was the snowpacalypse year.

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at January 24, 2015 10:28 PM (JcN7j)

90 I was glad to see:

Paths of Glory and

All Quiet on the Western Front

made their list.

Schindlers' List wasn't there, though.

Posted by: old movies at January 24, 2015 10:30 PM (Zv8Cl)

91 I voted for The Longest Day. It was loaded with great and soon to be great actors. Wonderful film!

Posted by: puddleglum at January 24, 2015 10:30 PM (syGA0)

92 Oh, hell yeah! Mr. Roberts was one of my all time favorites!

Posted by: Old Blue at January 24, 2015 10:30 PM (vVSOO)

93 Posted by: Auntie Doodles at January 24, 2015 10:28 PM (JcN7j)

Last winter was the worst one I can remember in a long time. Tons of snow and subzero temps....

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 10:30 PM (+XMAD)

94 It's easy to forget when you only remember Liz Taylor as a walking surgical scar that at one time she was a remarkable beauty.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 24, 2015 10:30 PM (oFCZn)

95 Saturday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/559022898774802432

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/559023500535803905

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/559023865058566144

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/559024489631985665

Posted by: kbdabear at January 24, 2015 10:31 PM (GrXXa)

96 _Zulu_

-
That was a good movie.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 24, 2015 10:31 PM (LImiJ)

97 Not from a child's POV of course. I would have been
thrilled if my mother had sent me to school with 4 candy bars and Ritz
crackers. I would have traded the pickle and marshmallows for something
else. I only like marshmallows when they're cooked over a fire.

Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 10:09 PM (+XMAD)

NTIM but the doctor dad explained on his FB page that one of the chocolate bars was for her, one for her brother and two for trading. Why am I explaining? THIS IS NOT MY CHILD!

Posted by: ...Bill Cosby, Dad is Great, Gave Us the Chocolate Cake at January 24, 2015 10:31 PM (whMsz)

98 44 Best war movie? I voted for 'Das Boot'. I make it a point to watch that
movie every three or four years, largely to confirm that it is as good
as I remember it. It's a shame Jurgen Prochnow, who played the captain
of the boat, never found another role as rich as the one he played in
that film.
--

Wasn't he in Dune as Leto?
ummm... never mind

Recently I saw director's cut(?) of DB and I did love the added scenes.

Posted by: Lost Tom Servo at January 24, 2015 10:32 PM (Fzw7L)

99 @ Donna 13 - The lunch was ham and nonfat cheese with a pickle and a chocolate square. The school harpie lied about the lunch.

If you follow the link you see a picture of the perfectly healthy child with her family and an article about how they usually pack a vegetable or fruit but let the child put a pickle in her lunch for a change.

If you've never sent a less than perfect school lunch, then you've probably never actually packed lunches. There's negotiating the child's preferences, there's "oh shit I didn't make it to the grocery last night" and there's "we need to get out the door in 2 minutes or we're late!" But you get the lunches packed day in and day out.

Posted by: Jade Sea at January 24, 2015 10:32 PM (M/hc7)

100
Best War Movie:


A Bridge Too Far - covers the strategic and operational goals for Market Garden as well as the tactical level problems.

And an amazing score.

http://youtu.be/4Gls47FozfQ

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 24, 2015 10:32 PM (kdS6q)

101 Hoooorde!

Posted by: DC in River City at January 24, 2015 10:32 PM (e+1S5)

102 My favorite war movies?

First would have to be "Das Boot". It's the story of a group of sailors working on a cramped, hot, sweaty submarine with only the support of their fellow sailors. Sleeping in hammocks almost on top of each other, so close that they could feel the hot breath of each other. I only have 3 words to describe it: Dee Lish Ous.

The second is "Operation Petticoat". It's the story of a group of sailors working on a cramped, hot, sweaty submarine with only the support of thier fellow sailors. They have to pick up a school of fish (pew) and transport them, but these sailors decide to let their freak flag fly and paint their submarine pink. This one gets the famous two snaps up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWdL9mrYNmQ

Posted by: Antoine Merriwether at January 24, 2015 10:32 PM (+Fae7)

103 Another great war movie Bridge Over the river Kwai.

Posted by: Redshirt at January 24, 2015 10:32 PM (Ae09I)

104 The Enemy Below was also a great war movie. One of Robert Mitchum's best, I thought.

Posted by: SARDiver at January 24, 2015 10:33 PM (Q5bdJ)

105 All submarine movies are by nature awesome, and that includes the Star Trek episode "Balance of Terror", a submarine movie in spa-a-a-a-ce.

Ooh, "The Bedford Incident" with Richard Widmark is another good one.


Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 24, 2015 10:33 PM (KH1sk)

106 Where did the teacher get 4 chocolate bars from? The dad said it was pieces for her and her friends. And the crackers?

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2015 10:33 PM (pJs3P)

107 I also enjoyed Gettysburg. The individual actors were not exceptional, but overall it was an interesting portrayal of the battle. Missed several important sub-battles, but the ones it focused on were covered very well.
Posted by: CQD at January 24, 2015 10:16 PM (2dzsA)

I went to that because I enjoy history. However, I didn't realize that it was, what, 4 hours long. It was good enough that it kept my attention for the full four hours.

Posted by: Zombie Margaret Sanger at January 24, 2015 10:33 PM (DXcH1)

108 85 I chose Das Boot on that list. I'm wanting to see the new movie Imitation Game. If I'm not mistaken, it's about the guy who invented the "Bronze Goddesses" which was basically the first computer. A lot of battles were won or lost depending on who broke the other persons codes first.
Posted by: Old Blue at January 24, 2015 10:28 PM (vVSOO)

I saw this movie a couple of weeks ago. I absolutely loved it! I knew of Alan Turing as the father of early computing, but really didn't have any info beyond that. Pure genius on the hoof, this guy was. Go to see it. You won't be sorry.

Posted by: TX ette at January 24, 2015 10:34 PM (sUJHF)

109 American Hero's Channel is doing "Schindler's List" commercial free tomorrow night at 7 eastern commemorating the 70th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz tomorrow night. Something that the JEF won't recognize.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 24, 2015 10:34 PM (vVSOO)

110 Best war movie ever made?

It has to be Lawrence of Arabia.

Posted by: otho at January 24, 2015 10:34 PM (tBSrv)

111 Elizabeth Taylor has violet eyes. You'd think the colorizer would have looked that up.

I'd be walking dead at 120. I'm a solid 190-195 now and I thiink I look best at 180. Muscles and boobs.

Posted by: Gingy at January 24, 2015 10:34 PM (WvS3w)

112 105 All submarine movies are by nature awesome, and that includes the Star Trek episode "Balance of Terror", a submarine movie in spa-a-a-a-ce.

Crimson Tide.

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2015 10:34 PM (pJs3P)

113 Schindlers' List wasn't there, though.
Posted by: old movies at January 24, 2015 10:30 PM (Zv8Cl)

While it took place during WWII, I think they're defining war movies as ones with combat scenes. In Schlinder's List, you saw soldiers murdering unarmed civilians, not fighting other troops.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 10:34 PM (+XMAD)

114 @13 The lunch is not cafeteria's business - but that is a pretty shitty lunch.

Not from a child's POV of course. I would have been thrilled if my mother had sent me to school with 4 candy bars and Ritz crackers. I would have traded the pickle and marshmallows for something else. I only like marshmallows when they're cooked over a fire.
------------------------

In the linked article, the dad says that not only was the teacher being an annoying busybody, but they also got the contents of the lunch wrong. He said there were ham slices, and possibly some other stuff I can't remember off the top of my head. And no crackers. A few marshmallows were present, as was three pieces of chocolate. The latter was split between the girl, her brother, and a friend (and the friend's parents were aware that their kid was being given chocolate).

Posted by: junior at January 24, 2015 10:34 PM (N+HLW)

115 Aaaah.

Still getting the sock from the other night. Bangs head on table.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 24, 2015 10:34 PM (DXcH1)

116 The Big Red One.

Posted by: Lee Marvin at January 24, 2015 10:34 PM (fBxC6)

117 I have about 100 War Movies on VHS. They're worthless now. Damn.

Posted by: CMU VET at January 24, 2015 10:35 PM (ejB0r)

118 It's easy to forget when you only remember Liz Taylor as a walking surgical scar that at one time she was a remarkable beauty.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 24, 2015 10:30 PM (oFCZn)

Cause and effect IMO - I think a lot of great beauties end up as walking surgical scars. Too bad they think their lives are over if their looks go.

Posted by: no one of consequence at January 24, 2015 10:35 PM (whMsz)

119 Just watched a documentary about bourbon, so e kind of directv thingy. On a channel called Audience.

Now I'm drinking bourbon.

Posted by: DC in River City at January 24, 2015 10:35 PM (e+1S5)

120 Best war movie? The Vietnam based choices were stupefying. Especially coming from Stars & Stripes. Best contender from that war is The Green Berets.

I'd have voted for it to take the whole kit and kaboodle.

My choice for WWII would be A Bridge Too Far, also not listed.

When I check the results, Saving Private Ryan had a huge lead. I can go with that from what was listed. But the Vietnam choices were pathetic.

The Green Berets by far.

At least the movie with Demi Moore as a SEAL wasn't listed. Or was it?

Posted by: i like anchors at January 24, 2015 10:35 PM (6E2VN)

121 Lawrence of Arabia lost it's appeal to me somehow.

Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2015 10:35 PM (MDgS8)

122 Posted by: Jade Sea at January 24, 2015 10:32 PM (M/hc7)

I didn't follow the link. Thanks for clarifying that.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 10:36 PM (+XMAD)

123 Different war but Hondo was a great war movie too.

Posted by: Redshirt at January 24, 2015 10:36 PM (Ae09I)

124 Crimson Tide.
Posted by: EC at January 24, 2015 10:34 PM (pJs3P)
--------
Proving or refuting my point? I haven't seen that one.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 24, 2015 10:36 PM (KH1sk)

125
Voted Patton also.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 24, 2015 10:36 PM (KlVdw)

126 The Iron Cross

Posted by: eman at January 24, 2015 10:37 PM (MQEz6)

127 Don't forget Breaker Morant .

Posted by: awkward davies at January 24, 2015 10:37 PM (Z+Mqb)

128 ensign pulver

Posted by: vizzy at January 24, 2015 10:37 PM (VWXUq)

129 The Eagle Has Landed

Posted by: eman at January 24, 2015 10:37 PM (MQEz6)

130 124 Crimson Tide.
Posted by: EC at January 24, 2015 10:34 PM (pJs3P)
--------
Proving or refuting my point? I haven't seen that one.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 24, 2015 10:36 PM (KH1sk)



Proving.


Crimson Tide was awesome.

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2015 10:37 PM (pJs3P)

131 I didn't see Zulu Dawn. Was it on the list?

Posted by: puddleglum at January 24, 2015 10:37 PM (syGA0)

132 The Big Red One is good but not great.

Also it hasn't aged well.

Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2015 10:37 PM (MDgS8)

133 Aliens

Posted by: eman at January 24, 2015 10:38 PM (MQEz6)

134 I bought the soundtrack to it too. I think it's Hans Zimmer's best next to King Arthur.

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2015 10:38 PM (pJs3P)

135 "Why is the cafeteria reporting on lunches that folks bring in? It's none of their damn business."

Public schools are no longer schools. Insofar as they ever were.

They are now welfare disbursement agencies, leftist indoctrination centers, and government agenda enforcers.

The piece that ran a few days ago in the WaPo was just jaw-dropping in terms of the "family" dysfunction which is revealed via the public schools.

One teacher profiled is described as having had to stock "a drawer with clean socks, underwear, pants and shoes" for the kids who show up without any of those.

Wait, aren't Mom and Dad supposed to provide that stuff? Or at least Mom, since the system pushes dads out of the picture? No. In the modern era of eleven thousand dollars per year per pupil, that's the job of classroom teachers.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/mq8g4ag

But it's actually worse than that. I make it a point to read the UK press because it's a preview of coming attractions. Damn near every horrible problem the US has today, the UK has already had 15 or 20 years ago. They're just ahead on the decay curve.

There are articles in the UK about underclass children now showing up to school _not even knowing their own names_.

The welfare state has gotten to where the human brood mares on the dole will crank out these luckless bairns to get the benefits check, and then so totally ignore them that the kids arrive in schools not even really able to speak, let alone ready to learn to read.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 24, 2015 10:38 PM (noWW6)

136 Memphis Belle .

Posted by: awkward davies at January 24, 2015 10:38 PM (Z+Mqb)

137 I was taken to see "Battle of Britain" as a little kid and to this day the one image I can recall is the pilot being shot in his face and his goggles filling with blood. Great parenting, dad!

-
The movie scene I was haunted by was the little boy sliding down banister and getting impaled on the spiked fence in Hitchcock's Spellbound.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 24, 2015 10:39 PM (LImiJ)

138 I looked like skin and bones when I weighed 130. I'd like to weigh 140-145.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 10:39 PM (+XMAD)

139 There is a tv show called "Big Giant Swords: Legend of the Blademaker"

Wow.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 24, 2015 10:39 PM (GEICT)

140 48 >>The lunch is not cafeteria's business - but that is a pretty shitty lunch.

Yeah. Maybe the kid packed it.
Posted by: Y-not, stone cold sober at January 24, 2015 10:18 PM (9BRsg)

If you read the full story, the school's letter is wrong about the contents of her lunch. Go figure.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 24, 2015 10:39 PM (mx5oN)

141 Hmm...best war movie?

I couldn't even narrow it down to a top five.

The Patriot, We Were Soldiers, Black Hawk Down, Green Berets, Sands of Iwo Jima, the first half of FMJ....probably another twenty or so I'm missing.

Posted by: DC in River City at January 24, 2015 10:39 PM (e+1S5)

142 The Blue Max, just for the non-CGI flying sequences.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 24, 2015 10:40 PM (KH1sk)

143 119 Just watched a documentary about bourbon, so e kind of directv thingy. On a channel called Audience.

Now I'm drinking bourbon.
Posted by: DC in River City at January 24, 2015 10:35 PM (e+1S5)



Did you see the new show that's on Travel Channel? Booze Traveler. Some guy gets to tour the world and drink booze every episode!

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2015 10:40 PM (pJs3P)

144 118 It's easy to forget when you only remember Liz Taylor as a walking surgical scar that at one time she was a remarkable beauty.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 24, 2015 10:30 PM (oFCZn)

Cause and effect IMO - I think a lot of great beauties end up as walking surgical scars. Too bad they think their lives are over if their looks go.

Posted by: no one of consequence at January 24, 2015 10:35 PM (whMsz)


In her case it was more poor health. She almost died numerous times, supposedly, from myriad conditions. Had lots of surgeries.

Not saying she didn't have the plastic stuff done, but I think her poor health and the numerous operations really ruined her looks.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 24, 2015 10:40 PM (oFCZn)

145 The movie scene I was haunted by was the little boy sliding down banister and getting impaled on the spiked fence in Hitchcock's Spellbound.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 24, 2015 10:39 PM (LImiJ)


Every time I see that I jump out of my seat!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 24, 2015 10:40 PM (W5DcG)

146 Just think of this as good practice for when you're an adult and you have to get a building permit from the county. "
Posted by: Jade Sea at January 24, 2015 10:20 PM (M/hc7)

Or have a stupid boss. I had to work for a woman who was an incompetent, alcoholic, man-hating bitch. There was a young, pretty, petite, red headed gal that she took a particular hate to. Fortunately she was fired within a year. The pretty red head was not sad to see her go.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 24, 2015 10:40 PM (DXcH1)

147
Didn't see Master and Commander on the list.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 24, 2015 10:41 PM (KlVdw)

148 Posted by: Insomniac at January 24, 2015 10:39 PM (mx5oN)

*Sigh* Yes, I know that now.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 10:41 PM (+XMAD)

149 > American Hero's Channel is doing "Schindler's List" commercial free tomorrow

Thanks for posting that, Old Blue!

Posted by: old movies at January 24, 2015 10:41 PM (Zv8Cl)

150 From the list I voted for "Saving Private Ryan."

The landing at Omaha Beach had to be the most historically accurate portrayal of it ever.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 24, 2015 10:41 PM (V70Uh)

151 There is a Beylorussian movie called "Come and See" that will curl your hair. The Eastern Front was a bad, bad place to be.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 24, 2015 10:41 PM (l3vZN)

152 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 24, 2015 10:41 PM (4gN5w)

153 Best war movie ever has to be Operation Petticoat.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at January 24, 2015 10:41 PM (fLKzW)

154 Lawrence of Arabia lost it's appeal to me somehow.

Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2015 10:35 PM

There are other movies that the subject/war/campaign etc interests me more... and are also truly monumental works of film, that I would PREFER to nominate. But, I have to be objective. LOA is an unmatched masterpice. It really is that good. Even without the "war film" tag, it sits near the top of movies, period.

Posted by: otho at January 24, 2015 10:41 PM (tBSrv)

155 116 The Big Red One.
Posted by: Lee Marvin at January 24, 2015 10:34 PM (fBxC6)

A/k/a my wang.

Posted by: Marmaduke at January 24, 2015 10:42 PM (mx5oN)

156 18 15 You just know that the pee police in Germany will be brutal.








Vee haff vays uff making you squat.

.

Snort

Posted by: Javems at January 24, 2015 10:42 PM (ZnvRl)

157 >>>Did you see the new show that's on Travel Channel? Booze Traveler. Some guy gets to tour the world and drink booze every episode!

Lucky bastard.

Is it like that show where they had the stuffed monkey named Plepleus and just got shit faced in a different city every episode?

What the hell was that show called?

Posted by: DC in River City at January 24, 2015 10:42 PM (e+1S5)

158 I wonder what she'd have looked like at about 120 lbs.

Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2015 10:21 PM (MDgS

I read a story once about what she and her mother went through during world war II. I think they lived in the Netherlands during Nazi occupation. She ended up malnourished. Maybe she never got all her weight back.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 24, 2015 10:42 PM (DXcH1)

159 155 116 The Big Red One.
Posted by: Lee Marvin at January 24, 2015 10:34 PM (fBxC6)

A/k/a my wang.
Posted by: Marmaduke at January 24, 2015 10:42 PM (mx5oN)
---
No, that's Clifford.

Posted by: Gingy at January 24, 2015 10:43 PM (WvS3w)

160 150 From the list I voted for "Saving Private Ryan."

The landing at Omaha Beach had to be the most historically accurate portrayal of it ever.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 24, 2015 10:41 PM (V70Uh)


My favorite scene is at the radar tower when Hanks explains who he is in real life and talks about how can he go home and tell his wife about days like today.

That resonates a lot because how many times (here on the blog too) do you hear someone talking about a veteran in the family who never talked about what happened over there?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 24, 2015 10:43 PM (oFCZn)

161
AliensPosted by: eman at January 24, 2015 10:38 PM (MQEz6)
----------
Oooo, good call.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 24, 2015 10:43 PM (KlVdw)

162 The King of Sweden.
He was a randy old guy.

Posted by: Minnie the Moocher at January 24, 2015 10:43 PM (eeTCA)

163 Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 24, 2015 10:41 PM (V70Uh)

The first half or so is unmatched.

Then, IMO, it went downhill.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 10:43 PM (+XMAD)

164 If you read the full story, the school's letter is wrong about the contents of her lunch. Go figure.

If you read the note carefully, you will notice that it says the child's lunch "included" the various things listed afterwards, not that that the lunch consisted only of them. I think that just makes it worse, though.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 24, 2015 10:43 PM (TwDq4)

165 The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies.

Posted by: Gollum Was Framed at January 24, 2015 10:43 PM (fBxC6)

166
"Battle of Britain"
Posted by: The Great White Snark



And Susannah York in her Assault Knickers:

http://tinyurl.com/kbn7orm

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 24, 2015 10:44 PM (kdS6q)

167 I think they used the entire Spanish Air Force while filming the Battle of Britain. Franco was still using He-111's and Me-109's in the 60's.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 24, 2015 10:44 PM (l3vZN)

168 Drinking Made Easy, that's what it was!

Awesome show if you can find it on demand.

Posted by: DC in River City at January 24, 2015 10:44 PM (e+1S5)

169 "The first half or so is unmatched. "

I mean the first half hour. The beach landing is indeed a harrowing scene.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 10:44 PM (+XMAD)

170 67 Rain is fine with me. I hate snow and ice. Just too effing cold.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 24, 2015 10:21 PM (V70Uh)

You don't have to shovel rain.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 24, 2015 10:44 PM (DXcH1)

171 Some of my favorite war movies are the ones that are not great blockbusters, but are made when the war is fresh in the writers', actors', and directors' memories. A Walk in the Sun (1945) and Twelve O'Clock High (1949) about WWII, War Hunt (1962) and Pork Chop Hill (1959) about Korea, and maybe Sergeant York (1941) -- although it was long after WWI, the combat scenes ring true. And in those cases, the relationships among the soldiers are realistic and the little details of life in the theater that we forget about haven't been lost to Hollywood's collective memory yet.

Platoon is a ridiculous movie, but I was floored the first time in the scene where they are ambushed, and Oliver Stone moves the camera angle down to 4" off the ground, which is where you actually observe combat.

And some of the details in Private Ryan haunted me for several days afterwards -- the pinging of bullets off the beach obstacles in the background sound, the contempt for the REMFs shaving and making coffee in Tom Hanks' face when he visits the battalion CP after losing his company.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 24, 2015 10:44 PM (5f5bM)

172 awkward davies, beat me to Breaker Morant. Some of the best lines and most engrossing "feel" of any war movie.

Lawrence of Arabia. Mentioned this one ONT before, but you can tour the Wadi Rum, where the scenes of Lawrence's rallying the Howeitat tribesmen on horseback to take Aqaba were filmed, with grandson of one of those who rode with Lawrence and Abu al-Tay'i (Anthony Quinn). And it's as beautiful as it looks in the movie. (Aqaba's actually not as scenic as the Spanish coastal town that stood in for it in the movie, but it's nice)

Das Boot, esp. the original release with only sub-titles, for sure. Believe we have a moron here whose father was crew on a U-boat (Capt. ???). Would love to hear his reaction to that movie.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2015 10:45 PM (afQnV)

173 Walker is now my guy. I'm a Texan, but Perry and Cruz are not going to make it, you can see the writing on the wall. Of all the others, Walker is the best of the bunch.

Also, Obama's socialist buddy, Botox queen Cristina Kirchner, had special prosecutor Alberto Nisman murdered last week, but that should be obvious to anyone with a brain who gives a shit by now. Not that we care about the rule of law anymore ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 24, 2015 10:46 PM (bS6uW)

174
The Sand Pebbles

Was a thing back in days both the novel and the movie. But for some reason never gets mentioned much.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 24, 2015 10:46 PM (kdS6q)

175 "I have about 100 War Movies on VHS. They're worthless now. Damn.

Posted by: CMU VET at January 24, 2015 10:35 PM (ejB0r)"

You can buy a machine to transfer the VHS tape to a DVD burner.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 24, 2015 10:46 PM (V70Uh)

176 170 67 Rain is fine with me. I hate snow and ice. Just too effing cold.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 24, 2015 10:21 PM (V70Uh)

You don't have to shovel rain.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 24, 2015 10:44 PM (DXcH1)


Shit, I've been doing it wrong all these years!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 24, 2015 10:46 PM (mx5oN)

177 >113 ... I think they're defining war movies as ones with combat scenes.

Oh, so SOMEbody read the rules, or something! Thanks for the clarification, Donna&&&&

Posted by: old movies at January 24, 2015 10:47 PM (Zv8Cl)

178 Excellent ONT, CDR. Thanks!

Posted by: Minnie the Moocher at January 24, 2015 10:47 PM (eeTCA)

179 172 awkward davies, beat me to Breaker Morant. Some of the best lines and most engrossing "feel" of any war movie.

Yes, Breaker Morant is a great film.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 10:47 PM (+XMAD)

180 Murphy's War


The ultimate revenge.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2015 10:48 PM (JO9+V)

181 I watched a lot of war movies as a kid with Dad (RCAF veteran) and they all ran together. One that stuck with me was The Great Escape.

Posted by: Gingy at January 24, 2015 10:48 PM (WvS3w)

182 How many Vets we got in residence?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2015 10:48 PM (eeTCA)

183 The Battle of Britain has to rank among the top war flicks

Funny how good war movies used to be when Hollywood actually had people who loved their country

Posted by: kbdabear at January 24, 2015 10:48 PM (GrXXa)

184 94 It's easy to forget when you only remember Liz Taylor as a walking surgical scar that at one time she was a remarkable beauty.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 24, 2015 10:30 PM (oFCZn)

Big boobehs and a gorgeous face.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 24, 2015 10:49 PM (DXcH1)

185 A very underrated movie was "Hamburger Hill", had some great quotes like "Excuse me while I take my silver spoon from my mouth" and "They take sides. You take pictures"

Posted by: kbdabear at January 24, 2015 10:49 PM (GrXXa)

186 Best war movie. Lots listed above. Best war knowledge for someone that has never served? All the Vietnam Vet guys I worked with over my career. Some American and some Vietnamese. The guys that told stories were enlightening. The guys that wouldn't told a story too.

Posted by: Redshirt at January 24, 2015 10:49 PM (Ae09I)

187 172 awkward davies, beat me to Breaker Morant. Some of the best lines and most engrossing "feel" of any war movie.
Yes, Breaker Morant is a great film.

Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 10:47 PM

It is indeed.

Posted by: otho at January 24, 2015 10:49 PM (tBSrv)

188 >>If you read the full story,

It's like you don't even know me, Insomniac. smdh

Posted by: Y-not, stone cold sober at January 24, 2015 10:49 PM (9BRsg)

189 And Susannah York in her Assault Knickers:

http://tinyurl.com/kbn7orm

-
Yeah, that scene "haunted" my boyhood, too.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 24, 2015 10:49 PM (LImiJ)

190 All in all though....I'd have to go with Patton as the best war flick.

Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2015 10:50 PM (MDgS8)

191 We Were Soldiers was also a great film. So was Glory.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 10:50 PM (+XMAD)

192 The Band of Brothers series could be condensed into a two and a half hour great war movie.

Posted by: eman at January 24, 2015 10:50 PM (MQEz6)

193 Ok, looked at the list again. No Zulu Dawn. It should have been on that list.

How about Dr. Zhivago? Ok, not a war movie but Julie Christie......Yowza!

Posted by: puddleglum at January 24, 2015 10:50 PM (syGA0)

194 Hell in the Pacific

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2015 10:51 PM (JO9+V)

195 Make that Audah abu-Tay'i, played by Anthony Quinn (the Irish-Mexican), in Lawrence of Arabia. A great performance bolstered by ridiculously great lines ("I am a river to my people!").

Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2015 10:51 PM (afQnV)

196 One more suggestion not on their list: Twelve O'clock High (1949)

Posted by: old movies at January 24, 2015 10:51 PM (Zv8Cl)

197
The Beast 1988

A bunch of Afgans pursue a lost Soviet tank.

Adapted from a play, and a good movie in it's day. Lost a lot of it's appeal after 9-11 when it became impossible to sympathize with the mujis.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 24, 2015 10:52 PM (kdS6q)

198 Quadriphenia, Live in London is on AXS

Posted by: Garrett at January 24, 2015 10:52 PM (81OM+)

199 Hell in the Pacific was an interesting war movie. Lee Marvin as a WWII pilot and Toshiro Mifune as a Japanese navy captain marooned on a deserted island together. Marvin did his lines all in English, Mifune all in Japanese.

Posted by: davidt at January 24, 2015 10:53 PM (fBxC6)

200 Full Metal Jacket. Platoon. Patton. Band of Brothers. All bad ass, as was that stingray coming out of the water and up that ramp for food.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 24, 2015 10:53 PM (bS6uW)

201 197
The Beast 1988

A bunch of Afgans pursue a lost Soviet tank.

Adapted from a play, and a good movie in it's day. Lost a lot of it's appeal after 9-11 when it became impossible to sympathize with the mujis.




"RPG. Kaboom. Tank."

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2015 10:53 PM (pJs3P)

202 185 A very underrated movie was "Hamburger Hill", had some great quotes like "Excuse me while I take my silver spoon from my mouth" and "They take sides. You take pictures"

Posted by: kbdabear at January 24, 2015 10:49 PM (GrXXa)


Saw that one in a hotel room with my parents during a family vacation.

The exploding head shot nearly caused me to spew and I think my mother almost passed out.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 24, 2015 10:53 PM (oFCZn)

203 Posted by: Jade Sea at January 24, 2015 10:32 PM (M/hc7)

Here's common sense regarding the kid's lunch. If the kid isn't fat, you assume that she doesn't normally eat 4 candy bars and a bag of marshmallows for lunch. I would have assumed that for some reason the kid packed her own lunch, and that this would not be an ongoing problem. School personnel need to worry more about all the kids they have that aren't functioning like they should academically, and stop insulting parents.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 24, 2015 10:53 PM (DXcH1)

204 Midway deserved to be on the war movie list

Posted by: Tmitsss at January 24, 2015 10:54 PM (Pa9vP)

205 The Sand Pebbles

-
I love that movie. It is one of those movies I loved as a kid then saw as an adult and understood so much more of it. The Bridge On the River Kwai is another such movie.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 24, 2015 10:54 PM (LImiJ)

206 151
There is a Beylorussian movie called "Come and See" that will curl your hair. The Eastern Front was a bad, bad place to be.





Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 24, 2015 10:41 PM (l3vZN)

****************
I highly recommend "The Ascent" (1977) for a look at partisan life in the USSR.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 24, 2015 10:54 PM (5f5bM)

207 182 How many Vets we got in residence?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2015 10:48 PM (eeTCA)


I'm thinking a lot and God bless all of them.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 24, 2015 10:55 PM (oFCZn)

208 Oh FFS.

Can no one rid us of this troublesome ginger?

Anyone else follow the nuclear war between Dana Loesch and Charles (not the LGF one) Johnson this afternoon?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 24, 2015 10:55 PM (GEICT)

209
Enemy at the Gates 2001.

Soviet sniper at Stalingrad. Excellent.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 24, 2015 10:55 PM (kdS6q)

210 If you read the full story, the school's letter is wrong about the contents of her lunch.

We don't cover Wisconsin.

Posted by: Lunch Czarina at January 24, 2015 10:55 PM (FcR7P)

211 Stingray vid: http://tinyurl.com/pb7ludf

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 24, 2015 10:55 PM (bS6uW)

212 The Beast 1988

-
Yeah, that was good, too.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 24, 2015 10:56 PM (LImiJ)

213 The Sand Pebbles?

The book was even better.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 24, 2015 10:56 PM (V70Uh)

214 21
Seems to be a lot of problems with low pressure in New England these days...

Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at January 24, 2015 10:11 PM (9F2c1)



Thread winner!

Posted by: rickl at January 24, 2015 10:56 PM (sdi6R)

215 206 151

There is a Beylorussian movie called "Come and See" that will curl your hair. The Eastern Front was a bad, bad place to be.


Oh yeah I've seen that one.

The scene with the kid running away and in the background there's a pile of bodies on the side of the house.

And the last part. Where the Krauts fire the village.

Horrific and not for the weak of heart.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 24, 2015 10:57 PM (oFCZn)

216 Heaven Knows, Mr. Allison

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 24, 2015 10:57 PM (W5DcG)

217 For every mention of of a movie skipped over, it had Good Morning, Vietnam Nam.

Posted by: fluffy at January 24, 2015 10:57 PM (Ua6T/)

218 I like Dana Loesch's Tea Partyness but she used to annoy me. She has gotten seriously hot over the last couple of years though, so I like her a lot more now.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 24, 2015 10:57 PM (bS6uW)

219 A couple other lesser known war movies I thought were really good;

"Gallipoli" - the Australian regiment that got caught in a meat grinder in WW I with then unknown Mel Gibson

"Enemy At The Gate" about Russian sniper Vasily Zatsev at Stalingrad

Posted by: kbdabear at January 24, 2015 10:57 PM (GrXXa)

220
Midway deserved to be on the war movie list
Posted by: Tmitsss


Midway is on another whole level of perfect. More than a movie, it's a Gospel. After scores of viewings I've got it pretty much memorized.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 24, 2015 10:57 PM (kdS6q)

221 144 118 It's easy to forget when you only remember Liz Taylor as a walking surgical scar that at one time she was a remarkable beauty.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 24, 2015 10:30 PM (oFCZn)

Cause and effect IMO - I think a lot of great beauties end up as walking surgical scars. Too bad they think their lives are over if their looks go.

Posted by: no one of consequence at January 24, 2015 10:35 PM (whMsz)


In her case it was more poor health. She almost died numerous times, supposedly, from myriad conditions. Had lots of surgeries.

Not saying she didn't have the plastic stuff done, but I think her poor health and the numerous operations really ruined her looks.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 24, 2015 10:40 PM (oFCZn)



Booze and pills.

By the 70's, she couldn't even function because she was drunk and high 24/7.

When John Warner ran for US Senate in 78, the big draw for him at fundraisers was OMG Elizabeth Taylor was gonna be there!!!! She never was because she was "under the weather".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 24, 2015 10:58 PM (+Fae7)

222 I remember watching the Academy Awards that year (1967).

The Sand Pebbles was nominated for a metric-shit-ton of awards.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 24, 2015 10:58 PM (V70Uh)

223 Twelve O' Clock High



Posted by: The Vapors at January 24, 2015 10:59 PM (8CdUx)

224 Germany v Russia was not for the faint of heart.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 24, 2015 10:59 PM (bS6uW)

225 The movie scene I was haunted by was the little boy
sliding down banister and getting impaled on the spiked fence in
Hitchcock's Spellbound.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 24, 2015 10:39 PM (LImiJ)
......................................................
Yep that and one other: the scene in the original (bw) The Desperate Hours when the girl stabs the intruder in the eyes and his face is a mass of blood and eye ooze. How did they get away w/ that graphic stuff way back then?

Posted by: still shuddering at January 24, 2015 11:00 PM (whMsz)

226 "Gallipoli" - the Australian regiment that got caught in a meat grinder in WW I with then unknown Mel Gibson


Oh God yes. I actually saw this one in the theater when I was a kid.

The last ten minutes will fucking tear your heart out. I occasionally go on youtube and watch the final part of the movie just so I don't forget.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 24, 2015 11:00 PM (oFCZn)

227 Enemy at the Gate seemed reaaaalllllly long to me.

Rachel Weisz is hot tho.

Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2015 11:00 PM (MDgS8)

228 Anyone else follow the nuclear war between Dana Loesch and Charles (not the LGF one) Johnson this afternoon?

*sigh*

What happened?

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2015 11:00 PM (pJs3P)

229 I picked Das Boot in the poll, then realized I had forgotten about Saving Private Ryan. I haven't seen several of the other movies on the list.

Then I started thinking of movies they left out, which I see y'all have been discussing. Has anyone mentioned Gettysburg?

Posted by: rickl at January 24, 2015 11:01 PM (sdi6R)

230 In her case it was more poor health. She almost died numerous times, supposedly, from myriad conditions. Had lots of surgeries.



Not saying she didn't have the plastic stuff done, but I think her
poor health and the numerous operations really ruined her looks.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 24, 2015 10:40 PM (oFCZn)
...................
OK wow I didn't know that. Yeeks.

Posted by: no one of consequence at January 24, 2015 11:01 PM (whMsz)

231 Sand Pebbles, great movie (as the other famous McQueen war pic, The Great Escape).

One day a guy comes in the museum wearing a WWII Vet/P-47 hat, so I jokingly say "well that means you weren't shot down" and he laughs "yes I was!". March '45 in Europe, he was put in the one of the five Luftstalags in one area that included "The Great Escape" camp for hardcases.

Old friend who enlisted in the Marines a month before Pearl Harbor appears in a brief segment of The Shores of Tripoli, released in 1942. He also used to race motorcycles alongside McQueen in the 50s (Lake Elsinore).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2015 11:01 PM (afQnV)

232 Posted by: torquewrench at January 24, 2015 10:38 PM (noWW6)

My sister works as an aide in a public school. In the middle of winter, they have 5 year olds coming to school without mittens, boots, and so on. They're getting more and more kids who are so screwed up that they have to picked up and hauled to the office. They hit teachers, throw furniture, spit at teachers, are completely defiant. These are 5 and 6 year olds.

Our welfare system pays the dumbest, most irresponsible people to have kids, and the results are one hundred percent predictable.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 24, 2015 11:01 PM (DXcH1)

233 Zulu


( skip to the last five minutes )

Posted by: racism, racism, and more racism at January 24, 2015 11:02 PM (8CdUx)

234 176
170 67 Rain is fine with me. I hate snow and ice. Just too effing cold.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 24, 2015 10:21 PM (V70Uh)



You don't have to shovel rain.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 24, 2015 10:44 PM (DXcH1)





Shit, I've been doing it wrong all these years!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 24, 2015 10:46 PM (mx5oN)


We could stand a metric buttload of either, here in California -- soon to be known as Calidesertia.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 24, 2015 11:02 PM (T1005)

235 Hi yall.

Just checking in. Be well all you Morons.

T

Posted by: Farmer at January 24, 2015 11:03 PM (o/90i)

236 Or have a stupid boss. I had to work for a woman who was an incompetent, alcoholic, man-hating bitch. There was a young, pretty, petite, red headed gal that she took a particular hate to. Fortunately she was fired within a year. The pretty red head was not sad to see her go.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 24, 2015 10:40 PM (DXcH1)

Unfortunately there are a large number of folks who like to gin up trouble rather than take any effort to be of help. Our current "Victim adulation" society is increasing this by leaps and bounds.

I'm particularly enraged and disturbed by the lazy thugs that run and ruin our education system for the following reasons:

1. I had a wonderful experience with my small town public education. Books saved my life and I had teachers that made me excited to learn. I naturally looked forward to sharing this experience with my own children.

2. My children have had profoundly disappointing experiences in school, to my great sadness. We have had difficult years navigating teachers that were at best profoundly lazy and poorly educated and at worst hysterical, shrewish, bitter harpies like the "lunch reporter" above. I moved my kids into private education at great expense, with only marginal improvement. I still socialize with the 3-4 excellent teachers they had along the way, but oy vey the bad ones suck the life out of you and your kids.

Maybe one positive - my son who is very bright and capable is completely unimpressed with ivory towers and over-priced education. He's very patriotic and much more conservative than I was at his age - he seems to have a good BS detector. He has decided he can direct his own learning without racking up huge debt.

I wanted my kids to get a life-long love of learning from their teachers, but what he got is not the way I did. He may chose to keep learning so he won't be stupid and incompetent like so many of the teachers he's had.

I guess everyone in life can teach you something even if it's just how not to be.




Posted by: Jade Sea at January 24, 2015 11:03 PM (M/hc7)

237 As a kid my packed from home lunches were generally a sandwich, chips and a treat. I'll bet I burned all that off on the playground. I was a skinny little guy at that point in my life. Hell I'm not sure you could have found a diet that would have fattened me up then. 20yrs later gaining weight was no problem.

Posted by: Redshirt at January 24, 2015 11:03 PM (Ae09I)

238 Good evening, all. How in the hell is Mister Roberts not even on the war movies list?

Posted by: Country Singer at January 24, 2015 11:03 PM (nL0sw)

239 The opening scene in "Stagecoach" (1966) when a man gets a tomahawk into his forehead fucked me up.

I was only 11.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 24, 2015 11:03 PM (V70Uh)

240 What I feed my kid for lunch is NONE of the school administrators business. They would know in no uncertain terms about how I feel about it too

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at January 24, 2015 11:04 PM (fLKzW)

241 Yep that and one other: the scene in the original (bw) The Desperate Hours when the girl stabs the intruder in the eyes and his face is a mass of blood and eye ooze. How did they get away w/ that graphic stuff way back then?

Posted by: still shuddering at January 24, 2015 11:00 PM (whMsz)


Eye violence? I'll give you eye violence. Watch it to the end.

NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWjv3iixAe0

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 24, 2015 11:04 PM (oFCZn)

242 We could stand a metric buttload of either, here in California -- soon to be known as Calidesertia.

Maybe the Rub' al Cali?

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 24, 2015 11:04 PM (bS6uW)

243 "Gallipoli" - the Australian regiment that got caught in a meat grinder in WW I with then unknown Mel Gibson

Oh yeah. What a godawful mess that was.

I believe that was Gibson's first movie. Very young and still with the Aussie accent. (I think the director was the same guy who did "The Year of Living Dangerously" one of my all time favorite romantic/action movies.)

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 11:04 PM (+XMAD)

244 rickl - It was either you or rickb that I discussed '84 Charlie Mopic' with. Was it you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2015 11:05 PM (eeTCA)

245 kdabear, you rascal. Was going to mention Gallipoli and Enemy at the Gate.

Enemy at the Gate's first 15 minutes is the closest eastern front equivalent we have to the opening Omaha beach scene of Saving Private Ryan. Not as well done of course but intense and fairly accurate.

Speaking of Stalingrad, the 1993 German movie of that name is pretty good - and pretty overwhelming. The 2013 Russian version is OK, but more Hollywood and less epic/searing experience.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2015 11:05 PM (afQnV)

246 Evening horde.

Now to scroll up and see what you ruffians are getting into.

Posted by: RWC at January 24, 2015 11:05 PM (zxCGA)

247 The Beguiled. Clint Eastwood as a wounded Union soldier held captive by the women of a Confederate girl's boarding school.

Posted by: davidt at January 24, 2015 11:06 PM (fBxC6)

248 What happened?
Posted by: EC at January 24, 2015 11:00 PM (pJs3P)



He and Dana got into a war on twitter. He was calling her a fraud and a liar and saying that he knew "everything" about her and was going to ruin her. Blah blah blah.

She basically said "then post it, bitch" about 47 times.

His response was more or less "You can't tell me what to do!"

He finally did post something and, God help me, I went to his site and read. Rambling, barely coherent mess. She responded.

He's just a fucking troll. Worthless.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 24, 2015 11:06 PM (GEICT)

249 So Michael Sam proposed to his ewe on the copula of St. Peter's Basilica at the Vatican.

Yes, we just want acceptance, not to piss on your religious beliefs, sayeth teh Ghey.

Golly, why didn't they travel to Mecca and do this on the Kaba?

Posted by: Sharkman at January 24, 2015 11:06 PM (hk/xA)

250 208 Oh FFS.

Can no one rid us of this troublesome ginger?

Anyone else follow the nuclear war between Dana Loesch and Charles (not the LGF one) Johnson this afternoon?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 24, 2015 10:55 PM (GEICT)


I'm almost getting the feeling that he is running some kind of false flag operation. He started out attacking the left, but not too personally. Then he really goes after those on the center-right to right side with a vendetta that looks and sounds personal.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 24, 2015 11:07 PM (+Fae7)

251 Posted by: old movies at January 24, 2015 10:47 PM (Zv8Cl)

Ah, gee, there aren't any rules. I just personally think (and feel free to disagree with me) that Holocaust movies are sort of sub-genre of their own. Once you include Schlinder's List as a war film, you'd have to include "Sophie's Choice," "The Sorrow and the Pity," "Seven Beauties" etc.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 11:07 PM (+XMAD)

252 Posted by: Jade Sea at January 24, 2015 11:03 PM (M/hc7)

The sad truth of college:

http://bit.ly/1EHbuLU

Posted by: The Collegiate Hat at January 24, 2015 11:08 PM (0Ew3K)

253 Anybody mention "Blackhawk Down" yet?

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 11:08 PM (+XMAD)

254 Michael Sam proposed to his ewe on the copula of St. Peter's Basilica at the Vatican.

Seriously? I don't care about his sexual preferences but what a douche.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 24, 2015 11:09 PM (bS6uW)

255 >>> A very underrated movie was "Hamburger Hill"

Word. My service was peace time, but I thought it really captured the social dynamics of an infantry platoon.

Oliver Stone's "Platoon"? GFY.

Posted by: fluffy at January 24, 2015 11:09 PM (Ua6T/)

256 The opening scene in "Stagecoach" (1966) when a man gets a tomahawk into his forehead fucked me up.

-
Ingun hiding in the Chuck wagon got him.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 24, 2015 11:09 PM (LImiJ)

257 Re: Enemy at the Gates, let me recommend the novel War of the Rats by David Robbins

Posted by: Tmitsss at January 24, 2015 11:09 PM (Pa9vP)

258 "Golly, why didn't they travel to Mecca and do this on the Kaba?"

Ooh, ooh. ooh, Mr. Kotter! Mr. Kotter!

Cause they didn't want to be stoned to death?


Posted by: Arnold Horschak at January 24, 2015 11:09 PM (V70Uh)

259 I had an Indonesian girlfriend who wanted to see Enemy at the Gate because she had liked Rachel Weisz in The Mummy.

I had to explain why the troops were being locked into the rail cars and it just got worse from there.

She knew all about the Pacific theatre and what Japan had done, not so much on the Germans and the Russians

Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2015 11:10 PM (t//F+)

260 According to Hornfischer in Ghost Ship (USS Houston story), Thailand renamed the section of river over which the actual "bridge on the river" was built to "Kwai" - it had been different during the war. There is a River Kwai, but it's not where the bridge in question was located. Not sure I've ever heard of a geographic name altered to match a famous movie, so that's different.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2015 11:10 PM (afQnV)

261 Another war movie I remember was "Battle Britain" which I saw in a theater when I was about 10 or 11. I haven't seen it since, so I don't know how it holds up.

One thing is that they used real airplanes for the dogfights. In "Pearl Harbor" it was all CGI.

Posted by: rickl at January 24, 2015 11:10 PM (sdi6R)

262 The eyes have it... http://tinyurl.com/nczgapu

Posted by: Alfred at January 24, 2015 11:10 PM (fBxC6)

263
Movie -- broadly interpreted,

Saka no Ue no Kumo

Japanese TV mini-series of the story of the Japanese military in the Meiji Era up thru the Russo-Japanese War.

A fascinating view of an obscure era of history, in the West at least. Covers the politics and social effects, as well as the land and sea battles. The series climax at the Battle of Tsushima is amazing.

Well worth tracking down.

Clip: http://youtu.be/KFfiNM2o-BM

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 24, 2015 11:10 PM (kdS6q)

264 I am not looking the title up yet. But an HBO mini series 2 or 3 years ago. "Generation Kill"? From the Iraq theater.

Posted by: Lost Tom Servo at January 24, 2015 11:10 PM (oF6oK)

265 His response was more or less "You can't tell me what to do!"

He finally did post something and, God help me, I went to his site and read. Rambling, barely coherent mess. She responded.

He's just a fucking troll. Worthless.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 24, 2015 11:06 PM (GEICT)

Hell, he posted the hacked nudes of Dana. That's worth something.

Posted by: RWC at January 24, 2015 11:10 PM (zxCGA)

266 All of your young taste buds are belong to us.

Posted by: The Kirksville Primary School Food Nazis at January 24, 2015 11:10 PM (Dwehj)

267 249: Or Compton.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 24, 2015 11:11 PM (syGA0)

268 Eye violence? I'll give you eye violence. Watch it to the end.

NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWjv3iixAe0

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 24, 2015 11:04 PM (oFCZn)


Poseur.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJZ-fmjDQRw

Posted by: Luis Buñuel at January 24, 2015 11:11 PM (0Ew3K)

269 I'm almost getting the feeling that he is running some kind of false flag operation. He started out attacking the left, but not too personally. Then he really goes after those on the center-right to right side with a vendetta that looks and sounds personal.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 24, 2015 11:07 PM (+Fae7)



I don't know what the fuck he's doing, but lately he seems to enjoy going after women. Holly Fisher, now Dana.

Dana pegged him right when she called him "Gossip King".

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 24, 2015 11:11 PM (GEICT)

270 "They Were Expendable"

Posted by: Tuna at January 24, 2015 11:11 PM (JSovD)

271 Posted by: Sharkman at January 24, 2015 11:06 PM (hk/xA)

Sam= a shitty player who is trying to extend his 15 minutes of fame because he can't cut it in the NFL.

End of story.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 11:11 PM (+XMAD)

272
Eye violence? I'll give you eye violence!


Heh. One day my wife and daughter were having a convo about makeup. I was nearby half-listening when the wife sez "You know what would really bring out your eyes?"

And I said "a melonballer"

blink blink.

I thought it was hysterical, and was surprised at the response.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 24, 2015 11:11 PM (XmOA9)

273 I believe that was Gibson's first movie. Very young and still with the Aussie accent. (I think the director was the same guy who did "The Year of Living Dangerously" one of my all time favorite romantic/action movies.)

Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 11:04 PM


Gallipoli wasn't Gibson's first and he did Max Max before Gallipoli, which was directed by Peter Weir who did the great Master and Commander. Can't remember who did "The Year of...".

Posted by: otho at January 24, 2015 11:12 PM (tBSrv)

274 Hell, he posted the hacked nudes of Dana. That's worth something.


Huh?

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2015 11:12 PM (pJs3P)

275 Hell, he posted the hacked nudes of Dana. That's worth something.

Posted by: RWC at January 24, 2015 11:10 PM (zxCGA)



Wait....what?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 24, 2015 11:13 PM (GEICT)

276 Hacked nudes of Dana you say?

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 24, 2015 11:13 PM (bS6uW)

277 Gen Kill was excellent.

Posted by: fluffy at January 24, 2015 11:13 PM (Ua6T/)

278 237 As a kid my packed from home lunches were generally a sandwich, chips and a treat. I'll bet I burned all that off on the playground. I was a skinny little guy at that point in my life. Hell I'm not sure you could have found a diet that would have fattened me up then. 20yrs later gaining weight was no problem.

Posted by: Redshirt at January 24, 2015 11:03 PM (Ae09I)


Hell your metabolism alone at that age would burn that off.

I was the same: skinny.

Really skinny.

I weighed 120 in high school.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 24, 2015 11:14 PM (oFCZn)

279 The sad truth of college:

http://bit.ly/1EHbuLU

Posted by: The Collegiate Hat at January 24, 2015 11:08 PM (0Ew3K)

Is it sad that I'm laughing at that cartoon? A lot of truth there.

My husband and I are both in professions that require lifelong learning. I enjoy going to a course or listening to a lecture series and reading new articles and books. It is a rush to learn something new and even more of a rush when you use that thing to be of service to another human being.

So sad that the official purveyors of education have lost that passion.

Posted by: Jade Sea at January 24, 2015 11:14 PM (M/hc7)

280 224 Germany v Russia was not for the faint of heart.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 24, 2015 10:59 PM (bS6uW)

As big a deal as was made over Patton slapping the soldier in the hospital, in the beginning of Enemy At The Gates the Russians are crossing the Volga under shelling. Panicking Russians jumping overboard were shot at by their own officers.

In the first firefight scene, Russian units did not have nearly enough rifles for every soldier, so unarmed troops would run behind and pick up the rifle of a dead comrade. Any Russian losing his nerve was mowed down by his own units which pretty much assured that the Russian assaults would keep moving forward.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 24, 2015 11:14 PM (GrXXa)

281 276 Hacked nudes of Dana you say?

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 24, 2015 11:13 PM (bS6uW)


*leans in*

Tell me more...

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 24, 2015 11:14 PM (oFCZn)

282 I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hacked Dana nude today.

Posted by: Wimpy at January 24, 2015 11:14 PM (Dwehj)

283 Dana.

Link may be screwy.


http://tinyurl.com/p6rmudb

Posted by: RWC at January 24, 2015 11:15 PM (zxCGA)

284 Speaking of Stalingrad, the 1993 German movie of that name is pretty good - and pretty overwhelming. The 2013 Russian version is OK, but more Hollywood and less epic/searing experience.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2015 11:05 PM

The 1993 Stalingrad is very, very good.

Posted by: otho at January 24, 2015 11:15 PM (tBSrv)

285 Not a move entirely, but one of still-favorite scenes in a war movie was in the small Italian movie "Night of the Shooting Stars" (1982). In the scene, a US Sherman tank rumbles up towards a group of frightened Italian civilians.

The tank turret flings open, the commander stands up, throws up his arms, and greets one of the civilians - a relative! A plausible, and yet outrageous, scene.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2015 11:15 PM (afQnV)

286 Can't remember who did "The Year of...".
Posted by: otho at January 24, 2015 11:12 PM (tBSrv)

Also Peter Weir.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 11:15 PM (+XMAD)

287 243
"Year of Living Dangerously". Great movie and Mel Gidson was drop dead gorgeous when he was young.

Posted by: Tuna at January 24, 2015 11:15 PM (JSovD)

288 He's just a fucking troll. Worthless.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 24, 2015 11:06 PM (GEICT)

That Chuck Johnson guy? Not a troll, I don't think. Seems like he has genuinely serious mental health issues. Emanates that out-of-kilter weirdness you get from old guys at bus stops who claim they knew Elvis growing up.

Posted by: troyriser at January 24, 2015 11:15 PM (ptcFO)

289 Sorry. I shouldn't hace done that.

Posted by: RWC at January 24, 2015 11:16 PM (zxCGA)

290 232
Posted by: torquewrench at January 24, 2015 10:38 PM (noWW6)



My sister works as an aide in a public school. In the middle of
winter, they have 5 year olds coming to school without mittens, boots,
and so on. They're getting more and more kids who are so screwed up that
they have to picked up and hauled to the office. They hit teachers,
throw furniture, spit at teachers, are completely defiant. These are 5
and 6 year olds.



Our welfare system pays the dumbest, most irresponsible people to
have kids, and the results are one hundred percent predictable.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 24, 2015 11:01 PM (DXcH1)


Don't forget that many of the more responsible parents are pulling their kids out in favor of private schools and homeschooling. It's not just supply, there's filtering.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 24, 2015 11:16 PM (T1005)

291 Have

Posted by: RWC at January 24, 2015 11:16 PM (zxCGA)

292 >>> Gallipoli wasn't Gibson's first and he did Max Max before Gallipoli

Gibson did the voice of Max in the American dubbed version. He lived in New York until he was about 8, IIRC.

Posted by: fluffy at January 24, 2015 11:16 PM (Ua6T/)

293 45
Twelve O'Clock High was good, too.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 24, 2015 10:17 PM (LImiJ)
Yeah, Twelve O'Clock High is my favorite. The list seems to be light on pre-60's. Best Years of Our Lives was really good too. And Stripes, of course.

Posted by: duke at January 24, 2015 11:16 PM (enhDu)

294 283 Dana.

Link may be screwy.


http://tinyurl.com/p6rmudb
Posted by: RWC at January 24, 2015 11:15 PM (zxCGA)



I move to ban RWC.

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2015 11:16 PM (pJs3P)

295 Also Peter Weir.

Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 11:15 PM

Ak, ok. It was Weir. Thanks.

Posted by: otho at January 24, 2015 11:17 PM (tBSrv)

296 265
Hell, he posted the hacked nudes of Dana. That's worth something.

Posted by: RWC at January 24, 2015 11:10 PM (zxCGA)



The what what what?

Posted by: rickl at January 24, 2015 11:17 PM (sdi6R)

297 Dana.

Link may be screwy.

http://tinyurl.com/p6rmudb

Posted by: RWC at January 24, 2015 11:15 PM (zxCGA)


ಠ_ಠ

Posted by: Rick Astley at January 24, 2015 11:17 PM (0Ew3K)

298 Posted by: RWC at January 24, 2015 11:15 PM (zxCGA)


Talk about violence to the eyes.

Posted by: davidt at January 24, 2015 11:17 PM (fBxC6)

299 243 "Gallipoli" - the Australian regiment that got caught in a meat grinder in WW I with then unknown Mel Gibson

Oh yeah. What a godawful mess that was.

I believe that was Gibson's first movie. Very young and still with the Aussie accent. (I think the director was the same guy who did "The Year of Living Dangerously" one of my all time favorite romantic/action movies.)

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 11:04 PM (+XMAD)


Yeah Mark Lee was supposed to be the breakout star in that movie but Gibson got all the attention.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 24, 2015 11:17 PM (oFCZn)

300 And did a search....please someone make a White Death movie.

Posted by: RWC at January 24, 2015 11:17 PM (zxCGA)

301 Posted by: RWC at January 24, 2015 11:15 PM (zxCGA)


I don't know who you are and I don't know why you did that, but I'm going to find you...and I'm going to kill you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 24, 2015 11:17 PM (GEICT)

302 Which Charles Johnson are we talking about?

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2015 11:17 PM (pJs3P)

303 RWC is dead to me.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 24, 2015 11:17 PM (bS6uW)

304 The great Escape. Steve McQueen,,,James Garner...Drops mike

Posted by: chuckr at January 24, 2015 11:17 PM (6Q/zI)

305 If you haven't seen it, and I'm not placing it in the competition, '84 Charlie Mopic'. On youtube, 3,000,000 views. Not at *all* realistic, and no one should think that they will learn much about what *was* real..., but it remains worth watching.

http://tinyurl.com/llsbxky

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2015 11:18 PM (eeTCA)

306 Men have a right to pee standing up AND they should be responsible for damaging the marble floor if they can't get their pee in the toilet.

Posted by: biancaneve at January 24, 2015 11:18 PM (6Turu)

307 242
We could stand a metric buttload of either, here in California -- soon to be known as Calidesertia.



Maybe the Rub' al Cali?

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 24, 2015 11:04 PM (bS6uW)


That was better than mine.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 24, 2015 11:18 PM (T1005)

308 283 Dana.

Link may be screwy.


http://tinyurl.com/p6rmudb

Posted by: RWC at January 24, 2015 11:15 PM (zxCGA)


DAMN YOU TO HELL SIR!

LOL!

Man rolled hard on that.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 24, 2015 11:18 PM (oFCZn)

309 kdabear, in Enemy at the Gates I think they show the special NKVD machine gun units that are positioned behind the infantry to "encourage" them to move forward regardless of cost. Don't forget that in many cases, special "penal" units were formed mostly of Gulag inmates, and fed into the worst meatgrinders (also with NKVD behind them). A grotesque illustration of the violent evil that was Stalinist totalitarianism.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2015 11:18 PM (afQnV)

310 Not a war movie but a post war movie: The Best Years of Our Lives

One of my favorites. Top fifty or so.

Lots of great ones mentioned thus far.

Posted by: i like anchors at January 24, 2015 11:18 PM (6E2VN)

311 I'll pee standing up and let the chips fall where they may. Never placate.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 24, 2015 11:19 PM (bS6uW)

312 War of the Roses.

Best. War. Movie. EVER.

Posted by: Joe 'Two-Flasks' Biden at January 24, 2015 11:19 PM (6CTxJ)

313 302 Which Charles Johnson are we talking about?
Posted by: EC at January 24, 2015 11:17 PM (pJs3P)

Not little green turdballs.

The CJ Johnson who has been all over Ferguson.

Posted by: RWC at January 24, 2015 11:19 PM (zxCGA)

314 Which Charles Johnson are we talking about?

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2015 11:17 PM (pJs3P)


Not the one with the ponytail and the bicycle. The other one, the self-styled newsman who thinks he's the Edward Morrow of the Internets.

Posted by: troyriser at January 24, 2015 11:19 PM (ptcFO)

315 How much does one have to piss on the floor when they missed the bowl to caused the floor to be damaged. Every time they go and then never bother cleaning up.

Posted by: TJ at January 24, 2015 11:19 PM (GLL1E)

316 Ok, for a moment they sounded the same as the CJ from Rathergate.

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2015 11:21 PM (pJs3P)

317 Has anyone watched all of "Der Untergang", the movie that created the Hitler Youtube meme?

I haven't seen the whole thing, but other scenes that I did see were very good. From what I've read, the Hitler Youtube meme overwhelms the fact that it was an excellent movie

Posted by: kbdabear at January 24, 2015 11:21 PM (GrXXa)

318 Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2015 11:18 PM (afQnV)

Yes they do.

Charge unarmed...because the person in front of you will die and you can pick up their weapon.

Posted by: RWC at January 24, 2015 11:21 PM (zxCGA)

319 >>> Men have a right to pee standing up AND they should be responsible for damaging the marble floor if they can't get their pee in the toilet.

Damage marble? What kind of pressure do you pee out, Hoss?

Posted by: fluffy at January 24, 2015 11:21 PM (Ua6T/)

320 The tank turret flings open, the commander stands up, throws up his arms, and greets one of the civilians - a relative! A plausible, and yet outrageous, scene.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2015 11:15 PM (afQnV)

That story reminds me of something I read a while back about the chef Pierre Franey, who used to be on Julia Child's show from time to time. He came to America for the 1939 World's Fair, stayed and joined the US Army. He was marching through his hometown in France with his platoon and saw his mother in a crowd on the sidewalk. She was waving a makeshift American flag as he went by. He was covered with mud. She didn't recognize him.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 11:21 PM (+XMAD)

321 Is Elizabeth Taylor still alive? She was quite the ho.

Posted by: ALH at January 24, 2015 11:21 PM (btTLZ)

322 Maybe the Rub' al Cali?

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 24, 2015 11:04 PM (bS6uW)

That was better than mine.


Thanks. Crown Reserve is a hell of a drug.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 24, 2015 11:21 PM (bS6uW)

323 OK when I describe being traumatized by eye violence I get nothin but double dog dares to watch like 7 eye gouges/peckouts etc. Um no thanks but that is pretty damn funny.

Only the Horde. Heh.

Posted by: still shuddering at January 24, 2015 11:21 PM (whMsz)

324 Hell, he posted the hacked nudes of Dana. That's worth something.
Posted by: RWC at January 24, 2015 11:10 PM (zxCGA)


Link?

For research use on this feud.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 24, 2015 11:21 PM (+Fae7)

325
That Chuck Johnson guy? Not a troll, I don't think. Seems like he has genuinely serious mental health issues. Emanates that out-of-kilter weirdness you get from old guys at bus stops who claim they knew Elvis growing up.
Posted by: troyriser



Yep. Creepy.

Also lay dollars to donuts he follows the same trajectory of the other Chuck Johnson. Conservative hero of the day who doesn't feel he's appreciated enough, morphs into rage queen spending the rest of his life frothing at the Right.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 24, 2015 11:22 PM (kdS6q)

326 Think of it as a form of acid rain.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2015 11:22 PM (t//F+)

327 "Thirty Seconds Over Tokyo", " DestinationTokyo"

Posted by: Tuna at January 24, 2015 11:22 PM (JSovD)

328 >>>Anyone else follow the nuclear war between Dana Loesch and Charles (not the LGF one) Johnson this afternoon?

I pick sides in meaningless internet fights based on who has the better tits. So I'm fully Team Dana.

Plus that Chuck dude just seems like a guy I'd kinda like to hit in the face really hard.

Posted by: DC in River City at January 24, 2015 11:23 PM (e+1S5)

329 321 Is Elizabeth Taylor still alive? She was quite the ho.

Posted by: ALH at January 24, 2015 11:21 PM (btTLZ)


No she died last year or the year before.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 24, 2015 11:23 PM (oFCZn)

330
312 War of the Roses.

Best. War. Movie. EVER.


Posted by: Joe 'Two-Flasks' Biden at January 24, 2015 11:19 PM (6CTxJ)

Seconded.

Posted by: ALH at January 24, 2015 11:23 PM (btTLZ)

331 Plus that Chuck dude just seems like a guy I'd kinda like to hit in the face really hard.

Posted by: DC in River City at January 24, 2015 11:23 PM (e+1S5)



With a 2x4. Repeatedly.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 24, 2015 11:23 PM (GEICT)

332 "The Year of Living Dangerously" one of my all time favorite romantic/action movies.)

Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 11:04 PM (+XMAD)
"The Year of Living Dangerously" is a good movie.Also makes one wonder what the heck Obama's Momma was doing moving there Barry in the middle of that mess. That part of Barry's past is enough not to vote for him.


Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 24, 2015 11:23 PM (NaeCR)

333
Link?

For research use on this feud.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 24, 2015 11:21 PM (+Fae7)

#283


*hold my beer and watch this*

Posted by: RWC at January 24, 2015 11:24 PM (zxCGA)

334 Jesus Liz Taylor died in 2011.

Sitting on the computer all the time really screws with your memory.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 24, 2015 11:24 PM (oFCZn)

335 Two girls, one marble.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 24, 2015 11:24 PM (Dwehj)

336 I pick sides in meaningless internet fights based on who has the better tits.


A strategy proven time and time again!

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2015 11:24 PM (pJs3P)

337 309
A grotesque illustration of the violent evil that was Stalinist totalitarianism.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2015 11:18 PM (afQnV)


The Eastern Front was especially brutal because you had two totalitarian systems fighting each other, neither of which had any regard for individuals. Heaven help the civilians who were caught between them.

I remember reading that after the Holodomor, the Ukrainians welcomed the Nazis as liberators. While I can't blame them, that's pretty hard to wrap my mind around.

Posted by: rickl at January 24, 2015 11:24 PM (sdi6R)

338 What's the nexus between people named Charles Johnson and Internet assholery?

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 24, 2015 11:25 PM (bS6uW)

339 No Bridges at Toko Ri?

Posted by: Bunky at January 24, 2015 11:25 PM (OGcwf)

340 Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 24, 2015 11:23 PM (NaeCR)

Very good point.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 11:25 PM (+XMAD)

341 336 I pick sides in meaningless internet fights based on who has the better tits.


A strategy proven time and time again!

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2015 11:24 PM (pJs3P)


Thank God we have kbdabear to remind us of what's really important.

He's like the priest of AOSHQ but with 250% more titty pics.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 24, 2015 11:26 PM (oFCZn)

342 How much does one have to piss on the floor when they missed the bowl to caused the floor to be damaged. Every time they go and then never bother cleaning up.

Posted by: TJ at January 24, 2015 11:19 PM (GLL1E)


German toilets have a weird design intented to facilitate examination of their stool:

http://tinyurl.com/rjlwq

Posted by: The Handle-Jiggling Hat at January 24, 2015 11:26 PM (0Ew3K)

343 338 What's the nexus between people named Charles Johnson and Internet assholery?

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 24, 2015 11:25 PM (bS6uW)



Someone asked that exact question earlier this afternoon.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 24, 2015 11:26 PM (GEICT)

344 What's the nexus between people named Charles Johnson and Internet assholery?

A bicycle built for two?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 24, 2015 11:27 PM (Dwehj)

345 When Liz Taylor died, people were all like "Such a sad loss."

I have a problem with people who wreck other people's homes.

As a sin, it's one of the Top Ten.

Posted by: ALH at January 24, 2015 11:27 PM (btTLZ)

346 Damage marble? What kind of pressure do you pee out, Hoss?

Must have been holding it in for a while.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 24, 2015 11:27 PM (W5DcG)

347 Posted by: rickl at January 24, 2015 11:24 PM (sdi6R)

"Blood Lands" is a very apt term for Eastern European and the USSR at that time in history.

Good God, am I glad my grandparents got the f out of there.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 11:27 PM (+XMAD)

348 What's really fun is that the two Charles Johnsons can't stand each other and occasionally go at it via twitter.

You want to talk about the ultimate "rooting for injuries".

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 24, 2015 11:28 PM (GEICT)

349 339
Ah, yes. Grace Kelly and William Holden, if I remember correctly.

Posted by: Tuna at January 24, 2015 11:28 PM (JSovD)

350 Chuck "Ginger Johnson clinched his place in the slimeball hall of fame when he blasted Holly Fisher's private problems all over Twitter

The only good thing about Ginger Johnson is that he drives his fatassed ponytailed namesake into Captain Ahab level obsession over "exposing" him

I'd like to lock both of them into a death cage match and shoot whomever walks out of the cage when the match ends

Posted by: kbdabear at January 24, 2015 11:28 PM (GrXXa)

351 346 Damage marble? What kind of pressure do you pee out, Hoss?

Radioactive piss!

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 11:28 PM (+XMAD)

352 We went to see American Sniper this afternoon.
Awesome flic. The theater was almost full for our showing at 2 pm. The theater had two of their auditoriums showing the movie. When we left, there was a long line of folks waiting to go in for the next showing.

Posted by: ALH at January 24, 2015 11:30 PM (btTLZ)

353 Launch the internet tankers, Mr. Trout!

Posted by: Chuckles Johnson at January 24, 2015 11:30 PM (Dwehj)

354 Repentance time....



Kate Upton?

Who dat?

I give you Charlotte McKinney (being pushed as the new Kate)


http://tinyurl.com/ovt6lg7


Yes please

Posted by: RWC at January 24, 2015 11:31 PM (zxCGA)

355 I'd like to lock both of them into a death cage match and shoot whomever walks out of the cage when the match ends
Posted by: kbdabear at January 24, 2015 11:28 PM (GrXXa)

Ginger would finish off ponytail.

Note to self: if you meet any Chas. Johnsons in future, run like hell.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 11:31 PM (+XMAD)

356 there was a long line of folks waiting to go in for the next showing.

This is pissing off the left as much as Passion of the Christ did.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 24, 2015 11:32 PM (W5DcG)

357 321: No

Posted by: puddleglum at January 24, 2015 11:32 PM (syGA0)

358 I don't know what the fuck he's doing, but lately he seems to enjoy going after women. Holly Fisher, now Dana.

Dana pegged him right when she called him "Gossip King".
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 24, 2015 11:11 PM (GEICT)


Deciding to out someone who had an affair is pretty shitty. That is the kind of shit that has consequences that will innocents, but Johnson seems to be the type that doesn't give a shit.

I would bet AB would punch him in the nuts.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 24, 2015 11:32 PM (+Fae7)

359 Just as a reminder, we're going to go visit elephant seals for a fundraiser tomorrow.......so if anyone wants one, let me know tonight.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 24, 2015 11:33 PM (T1005)

360
Getting way tired of this continuous warthog debate.
If the groundpounders want the warthog - give them the f-ing warthog. As many as they want - or more.

Posted by: phaedrus at January 24, 2015 11:33 PM (43xOp)

361 This is pissing off the left as much as Passion of the Christ did.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 24, 2015 11:32 PM (W5DcG)

Many sheep hate the sheepdogs.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 11:33 PM (+XMAD)

362 http://tinyurl.com/ovt6lg7


Posted by: RWC at January 24, 2015 11:31 PM (zxCGA)




Her eyes weird me out. Reminiscent of Sondra Locke.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 24, 2015 11:34 PM (nL0sw)

363 I would bet AB would punch him in the nuts.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 24, 2015 11:32 PM (+Fae7)



Oh, don't you know, he worked for AB. He screams that at every opportunity. They were great friends. Supposedly. According to the Ginger.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 24, 2015 11:34 PM (GEICT)

364 Ginger would finish off ponytail.

I'd have to agree with that. Ponytail is after all a major pussy.

Ginger should have to face Conor McGregor afterward though.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 24, 2015 11:35 PM (bS6uW)

365 I give you Charlotte McKinney (being pushed as the new Kate)


Time to put DC's Law of Internet Fights to the test.

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2015 11:36 PM (pJs3P)

366 Not sure if it's his first movie (Mel Gibson) but likely the one where he earned his actor cred. Tim from 1979.

Posted by: Redshirt at January 24, 2015 11:36 PM (Ae09I)

367 I remember reading that after the Holodomor, the
Ukrainians welcomed the Nazis as liberators. While I can't blame them,
that's pretty hard to wrap my mind around.

Posted by: rickl at January 24, 2015 11:24 PM (sdi6R)


After Stalin, anything sounded good.

Also (not to generate a row here), but the Ukrainians are pretty anti-Semitic, and the Holodomor, albeit ordered by Stalin, was orchestrated Genrik Yagoda, the founder of the NKVD and a MOT, as were a substantial fraction of the NKVD's top brass.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 24, 2015 11:36 PM (oKE6c)

368 ctulhu, where, down at San Simeon? that's a bit of a haul (no pun intended) for you .....

Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2015 11:36 PM (afQnV)

369 I remember reading that after the Holodomor, the Ukrainians welcomed the Nazis as liberators. While I can't blame them, that's pretty hard to wrap my mind around.


Yep and It went well, right up to the point when the SS started shooting them and transporting the survivors to death camps. Kind of went downhill from there.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 24, 2015 11:36 PM (syGA0)

370 6 Damage marble? What kind of pressure do you pee out, Hoss?

I hear the Germans are taking care of this problem.

Posted by: tbodie at January 24, 2015 11:37 PM (hUQVp)

371 Her eyes weird me out. Reminiscent of Sondra Locke.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 24, 2015 11:34 PM (nL0sw)

Elbows are pointy as hell too

Posted by: RWC at January 24, 2015 11:37 PM (zxCGA)

372 Cthulhu, what are my options? Is steaked out an option or do I have to take it hanging?

I'd say yes for pre-cooked but I don't think I can eat a whole elephant seal, do you think anyone would want to go in on it in shares?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2015 11:37 PM (t//F+)

373 A moron commented on an ONT quite a while ago that the German poo fascination is because their medieval diet had alot of wild boar and game in their woodland region and that made them susceptible to worms. So they were keeping an eye out for that.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 24, 2015 11:37 PM (L6/+u)

374 >>>I'd like to lock both of them into a death cage match and shoot whomever walks out of the cage when the match ends

Your ideas have merit. Do you, perchance, have a newsletter or other publication to which one such as myself may subscribe?

Bonus points if said publication has cheesecake pics.

Posted by: DC in River City at January 24, 2015 11:38 PM (e+1S5)

375 368
ctulhu, where, down at San Simeon? that's a bit of a haul (no pun intended) for you .....

Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2015 11:36 PM (afQnV)


Ano Nuevo.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 24, 2015 11:38 PM (T1005)

376 No 'In The Army Now' or 'Operation Dumbo Drop'

Posted by: RWC at January 24, 2015 11:39 PM (zxCGA)

377 the girl stabs the intruder in the eyes and his
face is a mass of blood and eye ooze. How did they get away w/ that
graphic stuff way back then?


Posted by: still shuddering at January 24, 2015 11:00 PM (whMsz)

The audience weren't pussies.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at January 24, 2015 11:39 PM (4y6pr)

378 I had to write doctors excuses for kids to not take milk at lunch back in the 80's. The lunch ladies required it. Of course milk is a religion here in WI.

Posted by: lurking grandma at January 24, 2015 11:40 PM (2VaQu)

379 I saw German Poo Fascination open for The String Cheese Incident at The Palace in '94.

Posted by: fluffy at January 24, 2015 11:40 PM (Ua6T/)

380 Here's what the official Twitter account of the Dropkick Murphys Tweeted today about Scott Walker using their music:

"please stop using our music in any way...we literally hate you !!!
Love, Dropkick Murphys"

Posted by: Thrawn at January 24, 2015 11:41 PM (d7XFS)

381 >>>I give you Charlotte McKinney (being pushed as the new Kate)


I give her a solid meh. Those fun bags are gonna be real floppy by the time she's 35. And her face looks...I dunno...just, weird.

Don't get me wrong, I won't kick her out bed for eating crackers, but she's not the hottest girl even in my little city. Granted, my little city includes Cougar, so that skews the curve.

Posted by: DC in River City at January 24, 2015 11:42 PM (e+1S5)

382 372
Cthulhu, what are my options? Is steaked out an option or do I have to take it hanging?

I'd
say yes for pre-cooked but I don't think I can eat a whole elephant
seal, do you think anyone would want to go in on it in shares?


Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2015 11:37 PM (t//F+)


Strictly on the hoof.....er, fin. And, being that adult males weigh about as much as a 60s Lincoln Continental, I'm not going to be putting one in my Accord wagon.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 24, 2015 11:42 PM (T1005)

383 Scott Walker needs to keep using there music out of spite. Fuck em'.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 24, 2015 11:43 PM (syGA0)

384 Dear Dropkick Murphys,

It's called a mechanical license. You signed up for it, and you got paid. So suck my dick.

Sincerely,
etc.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 24, 2015 11:43 PM (bS6uW)

385 Oh, don't you know, he worked for AB. He screams that at every opportunity. They were great friends. Supposedly. According to the Ginger.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 24, 2015 11:34 PM (GEICT)


According to ginger boy, he was the last person AB talked to.

AB even ate his lunch.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 24, 2015 11:44 PM (+Fae7)

386 According to ginger boy, he was the last person AB talked to.

AB even ate his lunch.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 24, 2015 11:44 PM (+Fae7)



You saw that too, huh?

You know what it reminds me of? Jesse Jackson's claims about him and MLK.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 24, 2015 11:45 PM (GEICT)

387 I won't kick her out bed for eating crackers,
What else would she be doing in your bed?

Posted by: carla tortelli-lebec at January 24, 2015 11:45 PM (L6/+u)

388 You know what it reminds me of? Jesse Jackson's claims about him and MLK.

Your skeptecism is worse than Selma.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 24, 2015 11:46 PM (bS6uW)

389 Hey, it's Saturday night, so here's a link to Catherine the Greats naughty furniture collection (NSFW):

http://www.booksareweapons.com/2014/01/26/coming-attractions/

Goes to show ya, there's nothing new under the sun. Although when you consider how infrequently people bathed in the 18th century, oral sex - ah, jeez, you'd think it would gag a goat.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 11:46 PM (+XMAD)

390 Cthulhu, I know how you feel. I was once put in a position of having to move a 4-point buck in my VW bug. I finally went and borrowed my dad's truck.


Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2015 11:47 PM (t//F+)

391 Anybody seen 'Fury?'

Is it worth a rental?

Posted by: RWC at January 24, 2015 11:47 PM (zxCGA)

392 The colorized photo of Joseph Goebbels glaring at a Jewish photographer is chilling but I prefer the uncolored. Something about the contrast between black and white. Also prefer the black and white of President Lincoln. I think it shows the war weariness in a much starker way.

Posted by: Tuna at January 24, 2015 11:47 PM (JSovD)

393 "Don't forget that in many cases, special 'penal' units were formed
mostly of Gulag inmates, and fed into the worst meatgrinders (also with
NKVD behind them)."

The Ostfront memoirs of a former Wehrmacht infantryman said that they were baffled when they saw units forming up in non-regulation black uniforms behind the Soviet lines.

You can imagine they initially figured these to be the equivalent of the Germans' own Waffen-SS. Or former tankers lacking vehicles and hastily shoved into "scratch" infantry companies. Both of which had been known on the German side to wear black.

Nope. Zeks from the Gulag, hauled directly from Stalin's destructive-labor camps and pressed into front-line combat service with no training and minimal equipment. With the chekist machine guns close behind to remind them of their attention to moving forward at all times.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 24, 2015 11:47 PM (noWW6)

394 Ok, it's a Cold War film, but The Lives of Others was really good. A German film set in 1984 Berlin, told the story of a writer working against the Stasi. A really good story that captured the closed, oppressive nature of Communism.

I head of it in Bill Buckley articled that called it "the best movie I ever saw."

Posted by: duke at January 24, 2015 11:47 PM (enhDu)

395 Posted by: Jade Sea at January 24, 2015 11:03 PM (M/hc7)

I've been away taking a shower, but if you are still here, teachers changed a lot after unions took hold. I graduated from high school, when you still had teachers who were old fashioned enough to take their jobs seriously.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 24, 2015 11:47 PM (DXcH1)

396 >>>You know what it reminds me of? Jesse Jackson's claims about him and MLK.

Glad I'm not the only one to notice that. Dude's a scumbag. Also, backpfeifengesicht.

Posted by: DC in River City at January 24, 2015 11:48 PM (e+1S5)

397 I'm going to take this wild stab and negatively answer that no one would be willing to give me money so I can buy the new(ish) car I need,so as to avoid riding in the death car.

Yeah, I thought so.

Good night all.

Posted by: Null at January 24, 2015 11:48 PM (xjpRj)

398 384 Dear Dropkick Murphys,

It's called a mechanical license. You signed up for it, and you got paid. So suck my dick.

Sincerely,
etc.
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 24, 2015 11:43 PM (bS6uW)


Sorta like Rush Limbaugh using Chrissy Hynde's "My City Was Gone".

Posted by: rickl at January 24, 2015 11:48 PM (sdi6R)

399 I'd weigh a lot less if the govt we have wouldn't make me drink so much.

Posted by: Redshirt at January 24, 2015 11:49 PM (Ae09I)

400 380
Here's what the official Twitter account of the Dropkick Murphys Tweeted today about Scott Walker using their music:



"please stop using our music in any way...we literally hate you !!!

Love, Dropkick Murphys"

Posted by: Thrawn at January 24, 2015 11:41 PM (d7XFS)


I would truly love to see the Walker campaign reply using, "here's a copy of our check to ASCAP, bitchez!"

Maybe with a "P.S. -- love your music....too bad you shorted your education in order to play it."

Posted by: cthulhu at January 24, 2015 11:50 PM (T1005)

401 The Wilson sisters bitched when they played "Barracuda" at Palin rallies.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 11:51 PM (+XMAD)

402 "being that adult males weigh about as much as a 60s Lincoln Continental"

They can accelerate like one for the first hundred feet or so.

Dopey people go down to the elephant seal haulout and try to get closeup photos, and then are shocked when (a) the bull takes offense at their proximity, (b) comes after them, and (c) is moving faster in the deep sand than they are.

Not a good mistake to make.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 24, 2015 11:52 PM (noWW6)

403 I hope Walker ignores their tweet and continues to use their music. Too many on our side are too nice when it comes to douchebaggery like this.

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2015 11:52 PM (pJs3P)

404 Hey everybody.

Dack Thrombosis: thanks for helping reassure me I'm not the only one who liked "Hamburger Hill." ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 24, 2015 11:52 PM (elbY7)

405 I'll be heading to Taiwan in a couple of months. I will investigate the sex park and report to the Horde.

Posted by: fastfreefall at January 24, 2015 11:53 PM (pqOzY)

406 I give you Charlotte McKinney (being pushed as the new Kate)

Posted by: RWC at January 24, 2015 11:31 PM (zxCGA)

You sir, are a giver.

I'll be in my bunk

Posted by: kbdabear at January 24, 2015 11:53 PM (GrXXa)

407 Dack Thrombosis: thanks for helping reassure me I'm not the only one who liked "Hamburger Hill." ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 24, 2015 11:52 PM (elbY7

Broths blood!

Posted by: RWC at January 24, 2015 11:53 PM (zxCGA)

408 I'd like to lock both of them into a death cage match: Duct tape their left wrists together & give them each a 27 oz. checked-face framing hammer, and shoot whomever walks out of the cage when the match ends...

We don't have all day to watch some sissy slap-fight...

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 24, 2015 11:53 PM (4gN5w)

409 First heard this track about a month ago on "Nothin' But the Blues" on KKJZ. Since then I can't stop listening to it. :-)

Chicago Transit Authority - South California Purples

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhKzgYAY_6w

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 24, 2015 11:53 PM (elbY7)

410 Fuck. Brotha blood.

Damn iPad autocorrect sucks ass.

Posted by: RWC at January 24, 2015 11:54 PM (zxCGA)

411 I do not trust Chuck C. Johnson, mostly because he seems like a loose cannon, and I wonder if he tells the truth enough.

Posted by: Baldy at January 24, 2015 11:54 PM (+35FH)

412 405 I'll be heading to Taiwan in a couple of months. I will investigate the sex park and report to the Horde.
Posted by: fastfreefall at January 24, 2015 11:53 PM (pqOzY)



You must be this "big" to get on this ride.

Hahaha!

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2015 11:54 PM (pJs3P)

413 The Wilson sisters bitched when they played "Barracuda" at Palin rallies.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 11:51 PM


Tom Petty bitched when GWB was using "Won't Back Down" during the campaign

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 24, 2015 11:55 PM (4gN5w)

414 Autocorrects suck generally. My Kindle is always "helping" me like that. I don't think I can turn it off though.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 24, 2015 11:56 PM (bS6uW)

415 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 24, 2015 11:57 PM (UVfht)

416 402
"being that adult males weigh about as much as a 60s Lincoln Continental"

They can accelerate like one for the first hundred feet or so.

Dopey
people go down to the elephant seal haulout and try to get closeup
photos, and then are shocked when (a) the bull takes offense at their
proximity, (b) comes after them, and (c) is moving faster in the deep
sand than they are.

Not a good mistake to make.



Posted by: torquewrench at January 24, 2015 11:52 PM (noWW6)


I've seen 'em do full acceleration. There was a four-foot bank on the beach and one came off of it so fast that it was still airborne almost its full length before falling. But (a) it's seldom over deep sand, (b) I haven't seen one react to a human yet, and (c) but if that SOB over in the water is makin' eyes at Lucy in his harem, he'll go catch that motherfucker and teach him to think otherwise.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 24, 2015 11:58 PM (T1005)

417 Pat Green, however, did not bitch when Bush played Wave on Wave. To this day I associate that song with better days.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 24, 2015 11:58 PM (bS6uW)

418 405
I'll be heading to Taiwan in a couple of months. I will investigate the sex park and report to the Horde.

Posted by: fastfreefall at January 24, 2015 11:53 PM (pqOzY)


Taipei?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 24, 2015 11:59 PM (T1005)

419 I like DKM. Their politics are stupid, but their music makes me want to toss the heavy iron around. That's enough for me.

Posted by: DC in River City at January 24, 2015 11:59 PM (e+1S5)

420 That's a terrible lunch and dad should be ashamed, but its none of the school's business.

I was watching How The States Got Their Shapes, which is fun but he talks about how cities in Texas have no zoning laws. He says that like its an unthinkable horror, something that is almost impossible to conceive of. Then he goes to talk to a guy who had an amusement park built next to his nice home. The guy with the house said "well its loud sometimes, but I can live with it."

There's not enough of that any more. People willing to put up with other peoples' freedom. People willing to pay the price.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 24, 2015 11:59 PM (39g3+)

421
Dropkick Murphys suck anyway. I hate that Boston Irish crap.

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at January 25, 2015 12:00 AM (ObXhH)

422 You saw that too, huh?

You know what it reminds me of? Jesse Jackson's claims about him and MLK.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 24, 2015 11:45 PM (GEICT)


You are like Bull Conner turning the firehoses on marchers.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 25, 2015 12:01 AM (+Fae7)

423 420
That's a terrible lunch and dad should be ashamed, but its none of the school's business.



I was watching How The States Got Their Shapes, which is fun but he
talks about how cities in Texas have no zoning laws. He says that like
its an unthinkable horror, something that is almost impossible to
conceive of. Then he goes to talk to a guy who had an amusement park
built next to his nice home. The guy with the house said "well its loud
sometimes, but I can live with it."



There's not enough of that any more. People willing to put up with other peoples' freedom. People willing to pay the price.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 24, 2015 11:59 PM (39g3+)


If you want to exclude amusement parks from the vicinity of your nice home, get a nice home on 40 acres.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 12:01 AM (T1005)

424 Tom Petty bitched when GWB was using "Won't Back Down" during the campaign

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 24, 2015 11:55 PM (4gN5w)


The lack of self-awareness of the Limousine Left wears thin. I'm tempted to boycott them all. I mean, the thought of a Tom Petty-free life doesn't exactly fill me with dread and trepidation.

Posted by: troyriser at January 25, 2015 12:01 AM (ptcFO)

425 The landing at Omaha Beach had to be the most historically accurate portrayal of it ever.

Accurate, sure, but waaaaay compressed. IRL it took the Rangers 4 hours to get off the beach, not 15 minutes. Consider the reality of that.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 25, 2015 12:02 AM (7TK5d)

426 420 That's a terrible lunch and dad should be ashamed, but its none of the school's business.

That was my initial reaction as well, but I was schooled on that upthread a ways. If you follow the link, the lunch wasn't that bad. The teacher misrepresented the lunch in her note.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 25, 2015 12:02 AM (+XMAD)

427 rickl: I've read Chrissie Hynde is actually okay with Limbaugh using "My City was Gone" and has even been on the show. Supposedly she said Rush could use the song if he wrote the licensing fee out to PETA... and Rush complied.

Also, I like cthulhu's thinking about this issue.

And then there's when Tom Scholz of Boston found out that Mike Huckabee was personally performing "More than a Feeling" at his rallies. Scholz is also a nutty lefty but at least he was polite about it. Supposedly he just wrote a letter to Huckabee that said in so many words, "I'm glad you like my music, but would you please *not* perform it any more? I don't agree with you or your platform."

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 25, 2015 12:02 AM (elbY7)

428 You are like Bull Conner turning the firehoses on marchers.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 25, 2015 12:01 AM (+Fae7)



I have, many times in fact, advocated using firehoses on some of these idiot protestors we get now. The Occupy types could use the bath anyway.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 25, 2015 12:03 AM (GEICT)

429 ]Tom Petty bitched when GWB was using "Won't Back Down" during the campaign

I think that was mostly just reactionary and demonstrating your authenticity to leftist buddies.

The landing at Omaha Beach had to be the most historically accurate portrayal of it ever.

From what I read, actual vets said it was so realistic they had to leave the theater.

Except for the magic water-penetrating bullets. They can't kill that deep and if they were moving that slowly they wouldn't anyway.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 25, 2015 12:04 AM (39g3+)

430 Y'all realize that the lunch was fine?

The child had 3 squares of chocolate, NOT full sized candy bars, and she had three so she could she give one to her brother and one to his friend at after-school care.

She had 4 small marshmallows in a baggie.

She had slices of ham for protein and a pickle, which is a fucking cucumber, ffs!


I'd have lost my shit if this were my kid.



Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 25, 2015 12:04 AM (Pauop)

431 Taipei?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 24, 2015 11:59 PM (
=====
Yes sir.

Posted by: fastfreefall at January 25, 2015 12:04 AM (pqOzY)

432 Lawrence of Arabia was a pretty damned fine war movie, too. Don't know if it got any mention.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2015 12:05 AM (upitO)

433 Hey, it's Saturday night, so here's a link to Catherine the Greats naughty furniture collection (NSFW):

http://www.booksareweapons.com/2014/01/26/coming-attractions/

Goes to show ya, there's nothing new under the sun. Although when you consider how infrequently people bathed in the 18th century, oral sex - ah, jeez, you'd think it would gag a goat.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 24, 2015 11:46 PM (+XMAD)


Whenever I hear about Catherine the Great, I think of this NSFW:

http://tinyurl.com/mlyuqcm

Posted by: H 馬 at January 25, 2015 12:05 AM (0Ew3K)

434 I have, many times in fact, advocated using firehoses on some of these idiot protestors we get now. The Occupy types could use the bath anyway.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 25, 2015 12:03 AM (GEICT)

Should have used them on the Boston protesters in January. They would have gotten the hell out of the way in a hurry.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 25, 2015 12:05 AM (+XMAD)

435 427 rickl: I've read Chrissie Hynde is actually okay with Limbaugh using "My City was Gone" and has even been on the show. Supposedly she said Rush could use the song if he wrote the licensing fee out to PETA... and Rush complied.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 25, 2015 12:02 AM (elbY7)


Huh. I didn't know that.

So Rush is a PETA donor. The things you learn around here.

Posted by: rickl at January 25, 2015 12:05 AM (sdi6R)

436 >>>I have, many times in fact, advocated using firehoses on some of these idiot protestors we get now. The Occupy types could use the bath anyway.

Bull Connor fucked it up for everyone. These stupid riot/protests could all be fixed with a few hoses and a few German Shepards off lead.

Goddamn democrats ruining good peace keeping techniques.

Posted by: DC in River City at January 25, 2015 12:05 AM (e+1S5)

437 Yes, Nick Searcy
@yesnicksearcy

Weird. Why does everyone on Twitter named "Charles Johnson" turn out to be an asshole? @ChuckCJohnson @DLoesch


Posted by: kbdabear at January 25, 2015 12:05 AM (GrXXa)

438 Yes, Nick Searcy
@yesnicksearcy

Weird. Why does everyone on Twitter named "Charles Johnson" turn out to be an asshole? @ChuckCJohnson @DLoesch


Posted by: kbdabear at January 25, 2015 12:05 AM (GrXXa)

439
That dropkick murphy thing pissed me off. Fucking losers.

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at January 25, 2015 12:06 AM (ObXhH)

440 Anybody seen 'Fury?'

Is it worth a rental?

Posted by: RWC at January 24, 2015 11:47 PM (zxCGA)




Yes, and Yes

Posted by: Country Singer at January 25, 2015 12:06 AM (nL0sw)

441 Enemy at the Gates was quite intense for sure.. Another WWII movie that was just on TCM - The Story of GI Joe (based on Ernie Pyle's writing) apparently featured extras that went on to fight, and in some cases, die on Okinawa in 1945 after the movie was made...
Both pretty darned riveting to me..
JustDave in GR..

Posted by: JustDave in GR at January 25, 2015 12:06 AM (gCcwL)

442 RACIST democrats ruining good peace keeping techniques.

Posted by: DC in River City at January 25, 2015 12:05
AM (e+1S5)



Slight edit for accuracy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 25, 2015 12:06 AM (GEICT)

443 Even if the meal was awful, it doesn't matter. He could have sent the kid there with a bag of sugar and a straw and its none of their business. The proper response to lousy meals for kids is to give them some good food. At your own expense. Or shut up and leave them alone.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 25, 2015 12:07 AM (39g3+)

444 >>>Slight edit for accuracy.

Much obliged. Style book has been updated.

Posted by: DC in River City at January 25, 2015 12:08 AM (e+1S5)

445 403: Exactly. I hope Walker keeps using it. Maybe if they asked nicely but they didn't. They had to be little shits. Fuck em'.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 25, 2015 12:08 AM (syGA0)

446 Forget the sex park, Fastfreefall, bring us back some Betel Nut Girl pictures.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 25, 2015 12:08 AM (vM/v3)

447 437, 438

I gotta go check Twitter, check Twitter

Posted by: @JimmyTwoTimes at January 25, 2015 12:08 AM (GrXXa)

448 > I give you Charlotte McKinney (being pushed as the new Kate)

Ah. Yes, but drapes don't match the rug.

Posted by: wertyh at January 25, 2015 12:09 AM (Zv8Cl)

449 Gotta tuck Cougar in to bed. Not the fun sexy kind, so I'll be back shortly.

Posted by: DC in River City at January 25, 2015 12:10 AM (e+1S5)

450 Glory was a really good film too, although I'm not sure it qualifies as a great war movie.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 25, 2015 12:10 AM (39g3+)

451 I feel the same way about Apocalypse Now; riveting, memorable stuff but not a great war movie.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 25, 2015 12:12 AM (39g3+)

452
Midway is on another whole level of perfect. More than a movie, it's a Gospel. After scores of viewings I've got it pretty much memorized.


Best thing about Midway? They got the Kaga attack right. Yorktown got her, not Enterprise as almost every history has it. The first American blows to land.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 25, 2015 12:12 AM (7TK5d)

453 A couple of war movies that are not on the list are "Empire of the Sun" and "Barry Lyndon".

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 25, 2015 12:12 AM (KDbAT)

454 Did I mention that our President is in league with a murderer (Kirchner)? I may have ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 25, 2015 12:13 AM (bS6uW)

455 433: Well, I learned something new today....

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 25, 2015 12:13 AM (+XMAD)

456 "Gallipoli" - the Australian regiment that got caught in a meat grinder in WW I with then unknown Mel Gibson
_____________
That movie stuck with me for...decades.

Das Boot was simply awesome. I was living in Landstuhl Germany at the time so it was especially interesting to me.

Posted by: fly gal at January 25, 2015 12:14 AM (pq76f)

457 Tora! Tora! Tora! is a really great war movie that wasn't listed.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 25, 2015 12:14 AM (39g3+)

458
I liked A Bridge Too Far also.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 24, 2015 10:28 PM (LImiJ)


Which brings to mind "Bridge on the River Kwai". That has to be in the running.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2015 12:14 AM (upitO)

459 Anyone mention "Wish You Were Here"? It's one of my favorite wartime movies ever.

Also love Gallipoli, Year of Living Dangerously, Patton.


And fictional ones including Castle Keep and Kelly's Heroes

Posted by: Truth at January 25, 2015 12:15 AM (WQ7Wn)

460 427
rickl: I've read Chrissie Hynde is actually okay with Limbaugh using "My
City was Gone" and has even been on the show. Supposedly she said Rush
could use the song if he wrote the licensing fee out to PETA... and Rush
complied.



Also, I like cthulhu's thinking about this issue.



And then there's when Tom Scholz of Boston found out that Mike
Huckabee was personally performing "More than a Feeling" at his rallies.
Scholz is also a nutty lefty but at least he was polite about it.
Supposedly he just wrote a letter to Huckabee that said in so many
words, "I'm glad you like my music, but would you please *not* perform
it any more? I don't agree with you or your platform."

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 25, 2015 12:02 AM (elbY7)


Just to beat a dead horse....I also like the subtext of "I paid, whore -- go argue with your pimp" that is involved. Artists hire ASCAP and BMI to go extract revenues from anyone who "uses" a song in a "commercial" way -- which, predictably, snags anyone who uses it as background music while they're working. If I had a small antiquarian bookshop that had two customers every three weeks, and listened to some of my albums -- that I had legally purchased -- while I dust, sort, and fill internet orders.....some guy could walk in and say, "nice music."

And when I replied, "yeah, I like it -- you want I should go look and see what album is playing?" He could say, "I know it's XXX by YYY, I'm here from ASCAP, and I'm looking for royalties." And due to mountains of graft supplied to the US Congress since sound recording was invented, he'd probably be legally in-the-right.

If a political campaign had a canceled check from the appropriate licensing agency, they should absolutely say, "GFY" -- they've paid and they should get maximum value from their investment.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 12:15 AM (T1005)

461 Yes, Nick Searcy
@yesnicksearcy

Weird. Why does everyone on Twitter named "Charles Johnson" turn out to be an asshole? @ChuckCJohnson @DLoesch

Posted by: kbdabear at January 25, 2015 12:05 AM (GrXXa)

*****
Dear Nick,

Yes. We are looking into the reasons for this assholishness phenomena. It's all very sciencey and stuff. Undoubtedly though, in this case, correlation is causation.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 25, 2015 12:15 AM (VHKLL)

462 I'd have lost my shit if this were my kid.



Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 25, 2015 12:04 AM (Pauop)

Seriously horde....I'm gonna be the dirty old man???

You people disgust me!

Posted by: RWC at January 25, 2015 12:16 AM (zxCGA)

463 There were some pretty decent battle scenes in "The Patriot" as well.

There was one where a soldier watches a cannonball come bouncing towards him, right before it takes his head off.

Posted by: rickl at January 25, 2015 12:16 AM (sdi6R)

464 427
rickl: I've read Chrissie Hynde is actually okay with Limbaugh using "My
City was Gone" and has even been on the show. Supposedly she said Rush
could use the song if he wrote the licensing fee out to PETA... and Rush
complied.



Also, I like cthulhu's thinking about this issue.



And then there's when Tom Scholz of Boston found out that Mike
Huckabee was personally performing "More than a Feeling" at his rallies.
Scholz is also a nutty lefty but at least he was polite about it.
Supposedly he just wrote a letter to Huckabee that said in so many
words, "I'm glad you like my music, but would you please *not* perform
it any more? I don't agree with you or your platform."

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 25, 2015 12:02 AM (elbY7)


I should also point out that it sounds like Tom Scholz was much classier.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 12:17 AM (T1005)

465 Well, I learned something new today....

Apparently I'm the most out of touch American living on the Internet, I never hear about any of these memes until months or even years later. The Moon Moon thing was news to me too. I hate being old.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 25, 2015 12:17 AM (bS6uW)

466 The Rush Limbaugh Show using the Pretenders' song is way different from politicians using the songs at rallies.

Rush syndicates his show, so he needs to get a license to use the music from the performer/composer of the song since he is generating income from it. It is one reason why some things that had music in it on television doesn't have the same music on it on the DVD.

It is why this SNL skit went from this:

http://tinyurl.com/24asdyz

to this:

http://tinyurl.com/k4cz8au

SNL didn't secure the rights to use the song after it was broadcast.

Now, politicians using performers' music is entirely different. The campaign or venue pays a licensing fee to SESAC, ASCAP, and BMI to use music, much like every radio station pays those fees. If you decide not to pay any one of those, you need to stop playing any songs/artists that they represent. The artists/composers could very easily decide who gets to play their music, but they would have to go out and collect from the thousands of radio stations throughout the country, so they usually just let one of those firms do it.

Since the venues and/or campaigns pay the fee, they can tell the artist to go pound sand if they want to.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 25, 2015 12:17 AM (+Fae7)

467
Yes, and Yes

Posted by: Country Singer at January 25, 2015 12:06 AM (nL0sw)

Thanks. I was hoping it wouldn't be a let down.

Posted by: RWC at January 25, 2015 12:17 AM (zxCGA)

468 Yes. We are looking into the reasons for this assholishness phenomena. It's all very sciencey and stuff. Undoubtedly though, in this case, correlation is causation.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 25, 2015 12:15 AM (VHKLL)



I think I've found a genetic correlation:

http://youtu.be/On73aHpgdSQ

Posted by: Country Singer at January 25, 2015 12:18 AM (nL0sw)

469 12:27

Posted by: # key at January 25, 2015 12:18 AM (N21UI)

470 And....back.

Daddy needs a shot. Who's with me?

Posted by: DC in River City at January 25, 2015 12:18 AM (e+1S5)

471 Tom Scholz holds a BS and MS in M.E. from MIT, I expect a learned man to be polite.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 25, 2015 12:19 AM (bS6uW)

472 The lack of self-awareness of the Limousine Left wears thin. I'm tempted to boycott them all. I mean, the thought of a Tom Petty-free life doesn't exactly fill me with dread and trepidation.
Posted by: troyriser at January 25, 2015 12:01 AM (ptcFO)

I know how you feel. I had the misfortune of seeing a small part of "Rock of Ages" last night with Russell Brand. He strikes me as a Pauly Shore type. He has a way of speaking that gets annoying really quickly. Some leftwing douchebags actually have some talent, but he's just grating on the nerves, even without the stupid political rants.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 25, 2015 12:19 AM (DXcH1)

473 A couple of war movies that are not on the list are "Empire of the Sun" and "Barry Lyndon".

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 25, 2015 12:12 AM (KDbAT)


The Seven Samurai should be included. The battle scene went on forever but it was so good that it seemed too short.

Posted by: The Seven Hats at January 25, 2015 12:19 AM (0Ew3K)

474 Thanks. I was hoping it wouldn't be a let down.

Posted by: RWC at January 25, 2015 12:17 AM (zxCGA)



Overall a really good movie, but I didn't like the ending (but I don't want to spoil it, either). Worth watching; I'm waiting for it to come out on Netflix to watch again.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 25, 2015 12:19 AM (nL0sw)

475 Netflix in the background...


Irene!

Motherfucking Irene!

Posted by: RWC at January 25, 2015 12:19 AM (zxCGA)

476 There was one where a soldier watches a cannonball come bouncing towards him, right before it takes his head off.

It was nice visually but cannon balls move too fast to watch in real life. Its like how in movies you can always watch the rocket come out of a launcher and see it track across the screen. They move nearly as fast as a bullet in real life. Unless they're those little tracking rockets Gene Simmons fired at Tom Selleck in Runaway.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 25, 2015 12:19 AM (39g3+)

477 In 1967 The school lunch ladies made us clean our plates. It was West Virginia in a small school. But it also mimicked home. Time moving forward doesn't seem to make things better like it should.

Posted by: Redshirt at January 25, 2015 12:20 AM (Ae09I)

478 Overall a really good movie, but I didn't like the ending (but I don't want to spoil it, either). Worth watching; I'm waiting for it to come out on Netflix to watch again.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 25, 2015 12:19 AM (nL0sw)

Is it total fiction or based on true life?

Wondering, cause I have no idea.

Posted by: RWC at January 25, 2015 12:21 AM (zxCGA)

479 Just swooping through, I'm amazed this open thread is so on-topic. If I had one favorite war movie it would be American Sniper. For real, although bandwagon.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 25, 2015 12:21 AM (KG0mU)

480 431
Taipei?



Posted by: cthulhu at January 24, 2015 11:59 PM (

=====

Yes sir.

Posted by: fastfreefall at January 25, 2015 12:04 AM (pqOzY)


I was there a number of years ago. I had one very fun dinner at "Mr. Stone" -- they give you a bunch of goodies and a 500 degree chunk of granite in a tray, and you cook 'em on the granite yourself. Couldn't do it in the US, of course, since you'd be sued out of existence as soon as one dumbass customer dropped the stone into his lap.....

I stayed at the Mandarin Oriental, which was seriously over-the-top for what I need -- had a HELLUVA breakfast spread, though -- with Continental/Asian/Hearty sections.

Is this your first time there?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 12:21 AM (T1005)

481 Yeah but lunch ladies checking you ate all your food is part of discipline and education. Telling parents what to feed the kids is a different whole 'nother animal.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 25, 2015 12:22 AM (39g3+)

482 I think my party has a real chance of regaining the presidency in 2016 if we nominate a solid conservative like Jeb Bush. We will run into trouble if we go to the far-right extreme with the likes of Walker or Jindal.

Posted by: Moderate Republican at January 25, 2015 12:22 AM (8zCR+)

483 >>>They move nearly as fast as a bullet in real life.

Russian RPGs move so slow I've heard stories of Marines jumping over them in Fallujah. Slow is relative, but still.

Posted by: DC in River City at January 25, 2015 12:22 AM (e+1S5)

484 my 90+ yo dad watching Weather Nation, channel 361 on Direct TV:
"I guess you need big tit's to do the weather anymore"


me:
"dad, everyone knows that small breasted women don't know shit about the weather"


90+yo dad:
" laughs....guess you are right"



Posted by: # key at January 25, 2015 12:23 AM (N21UI)

485 Pearl Harbor. Pearl effin' Harbor. Nailed it

Posted by: Ben Asslick at January 25, 2015 12:24 AM (pq76f)

486 481
And the lunch ladies used to cook real meals back the too.

Posted by: Redshirt at January 25, 2015 12:24 AM (Ae09I)

487 Now, politicians using performers' music is entirely different. The campaign or venue pays a licensing fee to SESAC, ASCAP, and BMI to use music, much like every radio station pays those fees. If you decide not to pay any one of those, you need to stop playing any songs/artists that they represent. The artists/composers could very easily decide who gets to play their music, but they would have to go out and collect from the thousands of radio stations throughout the country, so they usually just let one of those firms do it.

Since the venues and/or campaigns pay the fee, they can tell the artist to go pound sand if they want to.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 25, 2015 12:17 AM (+Fae7)


Also, if they do an original recording with "parody" lyrics that are pro-candidate, they can play that regardless of what the artist or their handlers want.

You can thank Mad Magazine and SCOTUS for establishing that "parody" can't be stopped by the owners being parodied (in part).

Posted by: The Parodical Hat at January 25, 2015 12:24 AM (0Ew3K)

488 Posted by: DC in River City at January 25, 2015 12:18 AM (e+1S5)

Pour me one!

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 25, 2015 12:24 AM (+XMAD)

489 Pretty sure an RPG projectile isn't the same as, say, a stinger missile. But I'm no expert here.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 25, 2015 12:25 AM (39g3+)

490 Marines jumping over them
DC in River City
I would like to see one of those NFL hotshot receivers do a one-handed Russian RPG catch. Could be a thing.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 25, 2015 12:25 AM (KG0mU)

491 471
Tom Scholz holds a BS and MS in M.E. from MIT, I expect a learned man to be polite.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 25, 2015 12:19 AM (bS6uW)


I thought it was EE. He did the sound processors for Boston's eponymous album himself....and then, there's the Rockman.....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 12:26 AM (T1005)

492 Next on YouTube ....

"Hitler finds out Der Untergang wasn't listed among the greatest war movies"

Posted by: kbdabear at January 25, 2015 12:26 AM (GrXXa)

493 I would like to see one of those NFL hotshot receivers do a one-handed Russian RPG catch. Could be a thing.

Whatever.

Posted by: Odell Beckham Jr. at January 25, 2015 12:26 AM (bS6uW)

494 I would have to say Blackhawks Down is by far one of my favorites. True to life, recent, and the soundtrack is awesome.

(Not meant to belittle the lives lost)

Randy Shughart and Gary Gordon have their pick of the 72 virgins. God bless them.

Posted by: RWC at January 25, 2015 12:26 AM (zxCGA)

495 Posted by: RWC at January 25, 2015 12:21 AM (zxCGA)



Fiction, but they used consultants to try to be as realistic as possible: http://tinyurl.com/m8qt9ee

Posted by: Country Singer at January 25, 2015 12:26 AM (nL0sw)

496 Chiming in for some more Year of a Living Dangerously love. I was obsessed with that movie back in the day. Still love it. Early Mel was something else.

Posted by: Goldilocks at January 25, 2015 12:27 AM (5D7mX)

497 I thought it was EE.

You could be right, I didn't check before I posted.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 25, 2015 12:28 AM (bS6uW)

498
485 Pearl Harbor. Pearl effin' Harbor. Nailed it

Posted by: Ben Asslick at January 25, 2015 12:24 AM (pq76f)

Titanic with bombs and planes.

Never saw it, never will.

Posted by: RWC at January 25, 2015 12:28 AM (zxCGA)

499 482
I think my party has a real chance of regaining the presidency in 2016
if we nominate a solid conservative like Jeb Bush. We will run into
trouble if we go to the far-right extreme with the likes of Walker or
Jindal.


Posted by: Moderate Republican at January 25, 2015 12:22 AM (8zCR+)


I think you need an "in Brattleboro" in your nic.....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 12:28 AM (T1005)

500 Just to beat a dead horse....I also like the subtext of "I paid, whore -- go argue with your pimp" that is involved. Artists hire ASCAP and BMI to go extract revenues from anyone who "uses" a song in a "commercial" way -- which, predictably, snags anyone who uses it as background music while they're working. If I had a small antiquarian bookshop that had two customers every three weeks, and listened to some of my albums -- that I had legally purchased -- while I dust, sort, and fill internet orders.....some guy could walk in and say, "nice music."

And when I replied, "yeah, I like it -- you want I should go look and see what album is playing?" He could say, "I know it's XXX by YYY, I'm here from ASCAP, and I'm looking for royalties." And due to mountains of graft supplied to the US Congress since sound recording was invented, he'd probably be legally in-the-right.

If a political campaign had a canceled check from the appropriate licensing agency, they should absolutely say, "GFY" -- they've paid and they should get maximum value from their investment.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 12:15 AM (T1005)


Your bookstore would be fine if your weren't playing it over a PA system, or on more than 2 speakers. So if you have a boombox behind the register playing music, or a stereo system playing music, you are totes fine with SESAC, ASCAP, and BMI.

This is one reason why a lot of businesses use MUZAK. MUZAK licenses everything and charges a fee to the business owner to play the service. In return, MUZAK writes a check to the three mafia families and the business gets to play music.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 25, 2015 12:29 AM (+Fae7)

501 I'd have lost my shit if this were my kid.



Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 25, 2015 12:04 AM (Pauop)
*******
I actually had to stop by my daughters High school about a year and a half ago after receiving a very concerned note from her Counselor about the choices she was making in the lunch line at school.

#1. How dare you monitor and apparently keep a record of my daughters choices in the food THIS SCHOOL SELLS TO STUDENTS?!

#2. We are her parents, and are the arbiter of what she may and may not eat. We have told her to eat as she wishes from your cafeteria,,because at least she will actually eat what she chooses from the food you provide.

#3. Any further communication about this issue will be handled by an intermediary most of us refer to as an attorney.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 25, 2015 12:29 AM (VHKLL)

502 Fiction, but they used consultants to try to be as realistic as possible: http://tinyurl.com/m8qt9ee

Posted by: Country Singer at January 25, 2015 12:26 AM (nL0sw)

Oh good. Thanks.

Posted by: RWC at January 25, 2015 12:29 AM (zxCGA)

503 Starship Troopers is my all-time favorite war movie.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 25, 2015 12:30 AM (hk/xA)

504 Donna is in...any other drinkers in the crowd?

Posted by: DC in River City at January 25, 2015 12:31 AM (e+1S5)

505 in no particular order

We were Soldiers
Blackhawk down
Bridges over Toko-ri
Patton
A bridge too far
Zulu
Bridge over river Kwai
the longest day
Golllipoli
tears of the sun
act of valor
sands of Iowo jima

Posted by: # key at January 25, 2015 12:31 AM (N21UI)

506 Did I mention that our President is in league with a murderer

Only one of them?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 25, 2015 12:32 AM (W5DcG)

507
504 Donna is in...any other drinkers in the crowd?

Posted by: DC in River City at January 25, 2015 12:31 AM (e+1S5)

Not here. But I'm buying.

*breaks out GoPro to extort y'all later

Posted by: RWC at January 25, 2015 12:32 AM (zxCGA)

508 Sick of deflategate and I hate both teams in the SB, but pretty funny that Aikman and Brunnell are pretty much calling BS on Tom Brady. Brady is a stud and the Pats are a great team, but it's hard to believe them when they've already been caught cheating twice before. Also hard to believe Belichick's explanation, since the laws of Physics would have had to have been working differently depending on which sideline you were standing on. Dickhead Pats equipment guy probably put their balls into the dryer to soften them up, and the heated inflation weight was underestimated.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 25, 2015 12:32 AM (bS6uW)

509 Some other good not really war movies: MASH, South Pacific and a French WW1 movie called A Very Long Engagement.

Just throwing them out there. War for girls.

Posted by: Goldilocks at January 25, 2015 12:32 AM (5D7mX)

510 500
Just to beat a dead horse....I also like the subtext of "I paid, whore
-- go argue with your pimp" that is involved. Artists hire ASCAP and BMI
to go extract revenues from anyone who "uses" a song in a "commercial"
way -- which, predictably, snags anyone who uses it as background music
while they're working. If I had a small antiquarian bookshop that had
two customers every three weeks, and listened to some of my albums --
that I had legally purchased -- while I dust, sort, and fill internet
orders.....some guy could walk in and say, "nice music."



And when I replied, "yeah, I like it -- you want I should go look
and see what album is playing?" He could say, "I know it's XXX by YYY,
I'm here from ASCAP, and I'm looking for royalties." And due to
mountains of graft supplied to the US Congress since sound recording was
invented, he'd probably be legally in-the-right.



If a political campaign had a canceled check from the appropriate
licensing agency, they should absolutely say, "GFY" -- they've paid and
they should get maximum value from their investment.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 12:15 AM (T1005)





Your bookstore would be fine if your weren't playing it over a PA
system, or on more than 2 speakers. So if you have a boombox behind the
register playing music, or a stereo system playing music, you are totes
fine with SESAC, ASCAP, and BMI.



This is one reason why a lot of businesses use MUZAK. MUZAK licenses
everything and charges a fee to the business owner to play the service.
In return, MUZAK writes a check to the three mafia families and the
business gets to play music.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 25, 2015 12:29 AM (+Fae7)


You expect me to dust, sort, fill internet orders, and have retail in a space with only two speakers???

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 12:33 AM (T1005)

511 ...writes a check to the three mafia families and the business gets to play music.
Sounds like something the GOP should go after in 2015 just like cancelling the Hollywood tax breaks.

Gee. I almost typed that with a straight face.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 25, 2015 12:34 AM (L6/+u)

512 MWNP, that's how you do it.

I'm to the point that if someone offers (or were to offer) legal insurance for people who need it, in order to have an attorney on hand to help combat today's everyday government harassment, I'd think real seriously about signing up for it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 25, 2015 12:34 AM (elbY7)

513 Is this your first time there?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 12:21 AM 
=======
No, this will be my 7th trip there. Great place to visit.

Posted by: fastfreefall at January 25, 2015 12:34 AM (pqOzY)

514 Pearl Harbor. Pearl effin' Harbor. Nailed it

Posted by: Ben Asslick at January 25, 2015 12:24 AM (pq76f)


A retort:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z3GJiZqDCI

Posted by: Spottswoode at January 25, 2015 12:34 AM (0Ew3K)

515 And....back.

Daddy needs a shot. Who's with me?
Posted by: DC in River City at January 25, 2015 12:18 AM (e+1S5)

******

Sure, got some left in a bottle of Rumple Minze. Who is doing the tower?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 25, 2015 12:34 AM (VHKLL)

516 Resident Evil: Afterlife. Ok, not a "war" movie but stupid, silly, and fun. Would have been perfect if Milla Jovovich and Ali Larter got nekid and started making out.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 25, 2015 12:35 AM (syGA0)

517 Also, if they do an original recording with "parody" lyrics that are pro-candidate, they can play that regardless of what the artist or their handlers want.

You can thank Mad Magazine and SCOTUS for establishing that "parody" can't be stopped by the owners being parodied (in part).
Posted by: The Parodical Hat at January 25, 2015 12:24 AM (0Ew3K)


Weird Al makes sure to get permission from the composers/perfomers to do his parodies. Doesn't have to, but he wants to make sure that they are okay with it, and I think only one person (Coolio) was upset with it. Al thought they had gotten permission from him personally, but had only gotten permission from his management.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 25, 2015 12:35 AM (+Fae7)

518 Donna is in...any other drinkers in the crowd

I might drink a hot chocolate later ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 25, 2015 12:35 AM (P+IZm)

519 You expect me to dust, sort, fill internet orders, and have retail in a space with only two speakers???

Yes, I do.

Posted by: Qui Tam at January 25, 2015 12:36 AM (bS6uW)

520 I would like to see one of those NFL hotshot receivers do a one-handed Russian RPG catch.

Wonder Woman caught a bazooka round and aimed it back to whence it came.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 25, 2015 12:36 AM (W5DcG)

521 Hamm's bro

Posted by: # key at January 25, 2015 12:36 AM (N21UI)

522 504
Donna is in...any other drinkers in the crowd?

Posted by: DC in River City at January 25, 2015 12:31 AM (e+1S5)


Are you going to run your yap or try to keep up?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 12:36 AM (T1005)

523 Your bookstore would be fine if your weren't playing it over a PA system, or on more than 2 speakers. So if you have a boombox behind the register playing music, or a stereo system playing music, you are totes fine with SESAC, ASCAP, and BMI.

This is one reason why a lot of businesses use MUZAK. MUZAK licenses everything and charges a fee to the business owner to play the service. In return, MUZAK writes a check to the three mafia families and the business gets to play music.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 25, 2015 12:29 AM (+Fae7)


That is why a campaign should do a "parody" version with lyrics tweaked as pro-candidate. Once it's a "parody" it is protected and you can't be stopped from playing it. IIRC, you have to pay royalties, but unlike a non-parody version, the blood-sucking music industry can't stop you simply by not accepting fees.

Posted by: The 1st Amendment Hat at January 25, 2015 12:37 AM (0Ew3K)

524 Ok it's just me and Donna.

May the worst day of your future
be better than the best day
of your past.

Slainte!

Posted by: DC in River City at January 25, 2015 12:37 AM (e+1S5)

525
Whats the next line?

You can spend all your time makin' money...

Name song/artist too.

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at January 25, 2015 12:37 AM (ObXhH)

526 515,
Shit, toast, not tower. Freaking, well....you know.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 25, 2015 12:38 AM (YNkME)

527 "Daddy needs a shot"

Is Daddy, you know, dripping?

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 25, 2015 12:39 AM (KG0mU)

528 Whats the next line?



You can spend all your time makin' money...



Name song/artist too.


Eagles, "Take it to the Limit".

You can spend all your love making time

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 25, 2015 12:39 AM (UVfht)

529 Or you can spend all your love, making time

If it all went to pieces tomorrow, would you still be mine?

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 25, 2015 12:39 AM (P+IZm)

530 Blanco Basura at January 25, 2015 12:39 AM (UVfht)

Waz Up?!?

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 25, 2015 12:41 AM (P+IZm)

531 Best war movie... no contest...

Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo

also classified as best western and best epic

Posted by: Tuco Benedicto Pacífico Juan María Ramírez at January 25, 2015 12:41 AM (LoIJo)

532 Anybody seen 'Fury?' Is it worth a rental?

Posted by: RWC at January 24, 2015 11:47 PM

Ummmm... I'll say, "yes". You might like it. I was... underwhelmed. Apart from the tank angle, it was just another potboiler WW2 flick. It tries hard, though.

Posted by: otho at January 25, 2015 12:41 AM (tBSrv)

533 ***sccreeechy little background vocals***

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 25, 2015 12:41 AM (KG0mU)

534 The American people are tired of the intransigence of the Republican Congressional leadership. They are tired of far-right ideologues like Boehner and McConell being unwilling to compromise with President Obama.

Posted by: Moderate Republican at January 25, 2015 12:42 AM (8zCR+)

535 Ok it's just me and Donna.

May the worst day of your future
be better than the best day
of your past.

Slainte!
Posted by: DC in River City at January 25, 2015 12:37 AM (e+1S5)

*****

Not exactly, the shot is down. I repeat, the shot is down. Sinuses cleared, eyes lubricated.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 25, 2015 12:42 AM (VHKLL)

536 >>>Is Daddy, you know, dripping?

Nope. But daddy is dipping. Baccy is yummy especially when coupled with shots of GM.

Posted by: DC in River City at January 25, 2015 12:42 AM (e+1S5)

537 This Iran Argentina thing is stuck in my head.

Iranians bomb a Jewish center in Argentina kill 85 wound 200. Ambitious political hack in Argentina covers it up in exchange for a good deal on oil contracts. Even let's Iran investigate itself. Jewish Argentinian prosecutor fights for 10 years to investigate it. He files a criminal complaint last week saying the ambitious politician is the president of Argentina now. He is supposed to testify in court the next day. He asks a friend to bring him a gun because he feels he is in danger. He emails copies of the complaint and evidence to three people. One in Israel. . One the head of counter intelligence who was fired by this president. The next day, the day he is to testify, he is found behind a locked door with a bullet in his forehead and no gun residue on his hands. Police say suicide. President says suicide, then says murder. She says he was fed false information by someone trying to destroy her presidency. She's hinting at an Israeli false flag

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 25, 2015 12:42 AM (PiqHB)

538 244 rickl - It was either you or rickb that I discussed '84 Charlie Mopic' with. Was it you?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2015 11:05 PM (eeTCA)


Oops. I was searching for an earlier comment, and I missed this. It wasn't me. I've never seen that movie.

Posted by: rickl at January 25, 2015 12:43 AM (sdi6R)

539 Battleground and Hell Is For Heroes, both written by Robert Pirosh, who also did the TV series Combat are my picks for oldies. Hard to beat Saving Ryans Privates for newer ones.

Posted by: dartist at January 25, 2015 12:43 AM (ahBY0)

540 You expect me to dust, sort, fill internet orders, and have retail in a space with only two speakers???
Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 12:33 AM (T1005)


If the music is being used for "commercial purposes" which playing over loud speakers/PA system would be.

A stereo system/boombox is "personal use".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 25, 2015 12:44 AM (+Fae7)

541 537
This Iran Argentina thing is stuck in my head.



Iranians bomb a Jewish center in Argentina kill 85 wound 200.
Ambitious political hack in Argentina covers it up in exchange for a
good deal on oil contracts. Even let's Iran investigate itself. Jewish
Argentinian prosecutor fights for 10 years to investigate it. He files
a criminal complaint last week saying the ambitious politician is the
president of Argentina now. He is supposed to testify in court the next
day. He asks a friend to bring him a gun because he feels he is in
danger. He emails copies of the complaint and evidence to three people.
One in Israel. . One the head of counter intelligence who was fired
by this president. The next day, the day he is to testify, he is found
behind a locked door with a bullet in his forehead and no gun residue
on his hands. Police say suicide. President says suicide, then says
murder. She says he was fed false information by someone trying to
destroy her presidency. She's hinting at an Israeli false flag

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 25, 2015 12:42 AM (PiqHB)


Your point being.....?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 12:44 AM (T1005)

542 Best Ever war film: Inglorious Bitches

Posted by: OG CELTIC-AMERICAN at January 25, 2015 12:45 AM (XlFLJ)

543 Talking about daddy dripping....

Don't want to know..

Back to Blackhawk Down.

Posted by: RWC at January 25, 2015 12:46 AM (zxCGA)

544 LOL - Daddy, are you dripping? Sounds like an early 80s tune, like Johnny Are You Queer (Josie Cotton?). You'd get drummed out of the business for a song like that now.

{Ed.} Yes, it was - http://tinyurl.com/mlvt2yw

Speaking of ancient muzak, I loved Guyana Punch by the Judys when I was a lad. Then came techno, industrial, grunge, rap and whatever the fuck they play now ... I feel like I'm under the hood of a car looking for the rotor cap -- what I'm looking for doesn't exist anymore.

Posted by: Qui Tam at January 25, 2015 12:46 AM (bS6uW)

545 kinds sucks that we spent 10 years in Irak and then promptly left, cuz barky and Iran now has significant influance over 1/3 of Irak now


It is like we are stoopid, er somtin'

Posted by: # key at January 25, 2015 12:46 AM (N21UI)

546 She's hinting at an Israeli false flag

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 25, 2015 12:42 AM (PiqHB)

To what end? It makes no sense, but then, it's Argentina......

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2015 12:46 AM (Zu3d9)

547 She's hinting at an Israeli Malvinas occupiers false flag

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 25, 2015 12:42 AM (PiqHB)


FIFY

Posted by: Argentine Conspiracy Theorist at January 25, 2015 12:47 AM (0Ew3K)

548 I'm watching this show on History channel, called Snipers. It's pretty cool, they covered Hathcock, and Fallujah, and some police action in Alaska.

No Simo Hayha though,so far.

Posted by: DC in River City at January 25, 2015 12:48 AM (e+1S5)

549 437 Yes, Nick Searcy
@yesnicksearcy

Weird. Why does everyone on Twitter named "Charles Johnson" turn out to be an asshole? @ChuckCJohnson @DLoesch

Posted by: kbdabear at January 25, 2015 12:05 AM (GrXXa)



Did the GotNews one step on his dick again. I know costanza defense continues pushing him as if he's a legitimate source.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 25, 2015 12:49 AM (MHOKI)

550 That is why a campaign should do a "parody" version with lyrics tweaked as pro-candidate. Once it's a "parody" it is protected and you can't be stopped from playing it. IIRC, you have to pay royalties, but unlike a non-parody version, the blood-sucking music industry can't stop you simply by not accepting fees.
Posted by: The 1st Amendment Hat at January 25, 2015 12:37 AM (0Ew3K)


Unless you have someone doing it full time, it's cheaper to just pay a license to SESAC/ASCAP/BMI.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 25, 2015 12:49 AM (+Fae7)

551 Well who killed him. He had a list of things he was going to buy the following monday. Seems unlikely he killed himself. Would be a very bad time for the president to have him killed. Everybody is looking at her. But maybe Argentinian agents killed him. I think it's most likely Iranian agents that killed him. But why? Everybody knows they did the bombing, prosecution or not. His death covers up nothing. Was it some kind of jihadi thing?

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 25, 2015 12:49 AM (PiqHB)

552 Who the hell else would have blown up a Jewish Center than a Middle Eastern terror sponsor? Why would Israel false flag something like that in Argentina? Kirchner's socialist assholes murdered him.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 25, 2015 12:51 AM (bS6uW)

553 537 This Iran Argentina thing is stuck in my head.

Iranians bomb a Jewish center in Argentina kill 85 wound 200. Ambitious political hack in Argentina covers it up in exchange for a good deal on oil contracts. Even let's Iran investigate itself. Jewish Argentinian prosecutor fights for 10 years to investigate it. He files a criminal complaint last week saying the ambitious politician is the president of Argentina now. He is supposed to testify in court the next day. He asks a friend to bring him a gun because he feels he is in danger. He emails copies of the complaint and evidence to three people. One in Israel. . One the head of counter intelligence who was fired by this president. The next day, the day he is to testify, he is found behind a locked door with a bullet in his forehead and no gun residue on his hands. Police say suicide. President says suicide, then says murder. She says he was fed false information by someone trying to destroy her presidency. She's hinting at an Israeli false flag
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 25, 2015 12:42 AM (PiqHB)



When in doubt, the Left blames the Jooooooos.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 25, 2015 12:51 AM (+Fae7)

554 Anybody else hear? The Sundance Film Festival is going on right now. Here's just a few of the most buzzworthy titles floating around:

"Selma 2: The Sharptoning"

"Love Handles: The Musical!" (starring Lena Dunham)

"Mo Better Botox" (Robert Redford biopic)

"Michael Moore and Twinkies: A Love Story"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 25, 2015 12:51 AM (elbY7)

555 #391 Fury is worth a watch.

Other war movies I think don't get a square shake:

Battleground (Bastogne) very atmospheric, realistic sound effects, no musical score until the very end (probably a Jack Warner brainfart)
A Bridge Too Far

And the most deeply closeted naval story ever, Away All Boats starring Jeffrey Chandler.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at January 25, 2015 12:52 AM (XO6WW)

556 The thinly veiled racial attacks on President Obama by Boehner and McConnell as they pander to their far-right base are particularly despicable.

Posted by: Moderate Republican at January 25, 2015 12:52 AM (8zCR+)

557 505 in no particular order

We were Soldiers
Blackhawk down
Bridges over Toko-ri
Patton
A bridge too far
Zulu
Bridge over river Kwai
the longest day
Golllipoli
tears of the sun
act of valor
sands of Iowo jima

Posted by: # key at January 25, 2015 12:31 AM (N21UI)

cross of iron
Stalingrad (the German version)
das Boot

Posted by: Jean at January 25, 2015 12:52 AM (TETYm)

558 Ok I looked at some of the earlier comments. Yep pathetic dipshit.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 25, 2015 12:53 AM (MHOKI)

559 don't ever stand between Chuck Schumer and a microphone or Mike Moore and a buffet.


words to live by

Posted by: # key at January 25, 2015 12:53 AM (N21UI)

560 Weird Al makes sure to get permission from the composers/perfomers to do his parodies. Doesn't have to, but he wants to make sure that they are okay with it, and I think only one person (Coolio) was upset with it. Al thought they had gotten permission from him personally, but had only gotten permission from his management.

Yea, because Gangster Paradise is such a song for the ages. *rolleyes* Dollars to doughnuts that more people today know Weird Al's parody than Coolio's original.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 25, 2015 12:53 AM (7TK5d)

561 "moderate repub......"

Is getting lame.

Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at January 25, 2015 12:53 AM (91eZY)

562 Waz Up?!?

Running around, packing for my poorly planned work assignment for the next two days.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 25, 2015 12:54 AM (UVfht)

563 The thinly veiled racial attacks on President Obama by Boehner and McConnell as they pander to their far-right base are particularly despicable.
Posted by: Moderate Republican at January 25, 2015 12:52 AM (8zCR+)

******
Yep, those racial dogs are certainly whistling up a storm.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 25, 2015 12:54 AM (YNkME)

564 Accurate, sure, but waaaaay compressed. IRL it took
the Rangers 4 hours to get off the beach, not 15 minutes. Consider the
reality of that.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 25, 2015 12:02 AM (7TK5d)
I would have to say Blackhawks Down is by far one of my favorites. True to life, recent, and the soundtrack is awesome.



(Not meant to belittle the lives lost)



Posted by: RWC at January 25, 2015 12:26 AM (zxCGA)
***********************
In both cases (and We Were Soldiers also comes to mind) the compression for movie purposes is not just in time, but in space, too. The soldiers are much too close to each other.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2015 12:54 AM (5f5bM)

565 Posted by: Moderate Republican at




yo dog, you B a troll-y rat.

go away

who da fuck thas a nic 'moderate Repubilican'

Posted by: # key at January 25, 2015 12:55 AM (N21UI)

566 U571. And if you don't agree, you can all lick my balls. If I had any.

Posted by: fly gal at January 25, 2015 12:55 AM (pq76f)

567 DC @ 548
Crap. I wish I knew it was on. I caught some of it earlier today - Fallujah.

I met Gunny Hathcock when I was a kid, I think. He used to hang out at a Bait shop we frequented, and my step dad knew him.
I have a signed copy of his book here somewhere, with his business card as a bookmark.
I would've liked to catch that part of the show for sure.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 25, 2015 12:55 AM (2dN/8)

568 Golllipoli

Was that a remake starring Jim Nabors?

Posted by: rickl at January 25, 2015 12:55 AM (sdi6R)

569 Someone got to the friend who brought him the gun. My guess, in the absence of ninjas who left no trace. He asked for the gun, and got it.

Posted by: Jean at January 25, 2015 12:55 AM (TETYm)

570 She isn't saying jews blew up the Jewish center. She's saying someone trying to discredit her killed him. So who would that be? Um Israel and Jews who blame her for the lack of prosecution of the Jewish center bombers. By the way the prosecutor alleged interpol was doing its part to shield the Iranians from prosecution

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 25, 2015 12:55 AM (PiqHB)

571 2 with Lee Marvin I like are Hell In The Pacific and Eight Iron Men.

Posted by: dartist at January 25, 2015 12:56 AM (ahBY0)

572 Interpol probably is doing its part to shield the Iranians.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 25, 2015 12:57 AM (bS6uW)

573 Overheard around the same time:

"Papa, yer crushin my smokes"

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 25, 2015 12:57 AM (KG0mU)

574 Randy Shughart and Gary Gordon have their pick of the 72 virgins. God bless them.

Posted by: RWC at January 25, 2015 12:26 AM (zxCGA)

***********************
I knew both of them, in the sense of knowing who they were, not that we were buds and hung out at Bennigan's while they wore their beepers. Good guys.

The first American casualty in Somalia was a Delta sniper, MSG Freedman, who called himself "Super Jew." Vehicle hit a land mine. The news reported that a US civilian employee of USDA (I believe) had died in an accident.

I wasn't there, but had a lot of friends who were, including some who were wounded.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2015 12:57 AM (5f5bM)

575 Unless you have someone doing it full time, it's cheaper to just pay a license to SESAC/ASCAP/BMI.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 25, 2015 12:49 AM (+Fae7)


ah, but with a parody, you can trot out a 1st Amendment defense and go after the offended artist(s) as anti-free-speech NAZIs...

Posted by: The Free Speech Hat at January 25, 2015 12:57 AM (0Ew3K)

576 You have to go back to George Wallace to find the kind of naked racial appeals being used by Boehner and McConnell.

Posted by: Moderate Republican at January 25, 2015 12:58 AM (8zCR+)

577 Yea, because Gangster Paradise is such a song for the ages. *rolleyes* Dollars to doughnuts that more people today know Weird Al's parody than Coolio's original.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 25, 2015 12:53 AM (7TK5d)


Irony: Bitching about Weird Al stealing a song you originally stole from Stevie Wonder...

Posted by: The Hat Paradise at January 25, 2015 12:58 AM (0Ew3K)

578 560 Weird Al makes sure to get permission from the composers/perfomers to do his parodies. Doesn't have to, but he wants to make sure that they are okay with it, and I think only one person (Coolio) was upset with it. Al thought they had gotten permission from him personally, but had only gotten permission from his management.

Yea, because Gangster Paradise is such a song for the ages. *rolleyes* Dollars to doughnuts that more people today know Weird Al's parody than Coolio's original.
Posted by: Weirddave at January 25, 2015 12:53 AM (7TK5d)



Yeah. But weird Al has a lot of respect in the music business and part of that is because he does seek permission even if it is an artist or song who won't be remembered in 2 years. He also directs music videos and actually brings them in under budget. So again more respect.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 25, 2015 12:59 AM (MHOKI)

579 Yea, because Gangster Paradise is such a song for the ages. *rolleyes* Dollars to doughnuts that more people today know Weird Al's parody than Coolio's original.
Posted by: Weirddave at January 25, 2015 12:53 AM (7TK5d)


And Coolio acted like "Gangsters' Paradise" is one of the most socially relevant songs of all time.

"Amish Paradise"? You are right, more people know that song than Coolios.

Uhh, uhhh, uuhhh. Just found out today that Weird Al is actually coming to Roanoke. Mind blown.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 25, 2015 12:59 AM (+Fae7)

580 Whose bitch is this

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 25, 2015 12:59 AM (PiqHB)

581 cross of iron
Stalingrad (the German version)
das Boot
Posted by: Jean at January 25, 2015 12:52 AM (TETYm)

Enemies at the gate was ok, stallingad snipery show
she wore a yellow ribon, john wayne calvery flick
the fighting seebees, too


Battle LA and Battleship were kinda cool but vs. aliens

Posted by: # key at January 25, 2015 12:59 AM (N21UI)

582 The movie is quite old fashioned but The Cruel Sea is a good one. If you ever get a chance to read the book, by Nicholas Montserrat, it is a classic. It is about Corvette service in the North Atlantic, Royal Navy.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 25, 2015 12:59 AM (l3vZN)

583 In both cases (and We Were Soldiers also comes to mind) the compression for movie purposes is not just in time, but in space, too. The soldiers are much too close to each other.

You sure about that in the case of WWS? I've read the book, it seems that they were damn near touching each other in the elephant grass a lot of the time.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 25, 2015 01:00 AM (7TK5d)

584 560
Dollars to doughnuts that more people today know Weird Al's parody than Coolio's original.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 25, 2015 12:53 AM (7TK5d)



I'll bet that's true with a lot of Weird Al songs. Hell, I know it's true in my case.

Posted by: rickl at January 25, 2015 01:00 AM (sdi6R)

585
561 "moderate repub......"

Is getting lame.
Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at January 25, 2015 12:53 AM (91eZY)



Funnier than anything the Mary cloggenstein sock has put out in about 2 years.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 25, 2015 01:01 AM (MHOKI)

586 Uhh, uhhh, uuhhh. Just found out today that Weird Al is actually coming to Roanoke. Mind blown.

Westboro Baptist is scheduled to picket my church next weekend. Trade?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 25, 2015 01:01 AM (UVfht)

587 575
Unless you have someone doing it full time, it's cheaper to just pay a license to SESAC/ASCAP/BMI.



Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 25, 2015 12:49 AM (+Fae7)



ah, but with a parody, you can trot out a 1st Amendment defense and go after the offended artist(s) as anti-free-speech NAZIs...

Posted by: The Free Speech Hat at January 25, 2015 12:57 AM (0Ew3K)


And be pilloried in the press, who already portray the actual party of Bull Conner and the KKK as being for "fairness" -- and the party of MLK and Lincoln as being racist.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 01:02 AM (T1005)

588 I most definitely have more gravitas.

Posted by: conservative republican at January 25, 2015 01:02 AM (KG0mU)

589 You sure about that in the case of WWS? I've read
the book, it seems that they were damn near touching each other in the
elephant grass a lot of the time.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 25, 2015 01:00 AM (7TK5d)

Yeah, look at the maps to scale and think about how few soldiers there were to cover that much terrain. Interestingly, the vets from Ia Drang Valley went on to be a very tight community within the Army for the next 20 years. They could tell funny stories about each other, you know, from when one Sergeant Major used to be the jeep driver and the other was a machine gunner, that sort of thing.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2015 01:03 AM (5f5bM)

590 Westboro Baptist is scheduled to picket my church next weekend. Trade?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 25, 2015 01:01 AM (UVfht)

*******

Where are you? I ride Patriot Guard. If you are anywhere close to GA, I may be around for that event.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 25, 2015 01:04 AM (rsO9D)

591 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 25, 2015 12:59 AM (l3vZN)

Absolutely!

That is one of the greatest war books ever written!

His other stuff is good too.

"Master Mariner, Running Proud" is fun and different......

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2015 01:04 AM (Zu3d9)

592 She's saying someone trying to discredit her killed him. So who would that be? Um Israel and Jews who blame her for the lack of prosecution of the Jewish center bombers.

Wouldn't it be equally effective (if not more so) for Israel to, you know, simply let the dude present his evidence? WTH would they kill a Jewish prosecutor claiming government coverup of the bombing? Kirchner fucking offed him.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 25, 2015 01:04 AM (bS6uW)

593
581 cross of iron
Stalingrad (the German version)
das Boot
Posted by: Jean at January 25, 2015 12:52 AM (TETYm)

Enemies at the gate was ok, stallingad snipery show
she wore a yellow ribon, john wayne calvery flick
the fighting seebees, too


Battle LA and Battleship were kinda cool but vs. aliens
Posted by: # key at January 25, 2015 12:59 AM (N21UI)



Enemy at the gates has probably the hottest clothes sex scene I've ever seen in a movie. The rest of the movie is really good too.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 25, 2015 01:04 AM (MHOKI)

594 498
485 Pearl Harbor. Pearl effin' Harbor. Nailed it

Posted by: Ben Asslick at January 25, 2015 12:24 AM (pq76f)

Titanic with bombs and planes.

Never saw it, never will.
Posted by: RWC at January 25, 2015 12:28 AM (zxCGA)



I did see "Pearl Harbor" when it came out. There were a few decent scenes, but overall it was underwhelming. "Tora, Tora, Tora" it ain't.

I mentioned it in an earlier comment:

261 Another war movie I remember was "Battle of Britain" which I saw in a theater when I was about 10 or 11. I haven't seen it since, so I don't know how it holds up.

One thing is that they used real airplanes for the dogfights. In "Pearl Harbor" it was all CGI.
Posted by: rickl at January 24, 2015 11:10 PM (sdi6R)



The CGI aerial scenes in "Pearl Harbor" were awful. It was like "Star Wars" transported to the 1940s. It was like they were trying to juice it up for youngsters who were used to sci-fi shoot 'em ups.

Posted by: rickl at January 25, 2015 01:06 AM (sdi6R)

595 >>>>>You have to go back to George Wallace...

yo dog, George Wallace is was a fuckin DEMOCRAT

you R stoopid

Posted by: # key at January 25, 2015 01:06 AM (N21UI)

596 Where are you? I ride Patriot Guard. If you are anywhere close to GA, I may be around for that event.

A little too far west for you, AZ. We've already been warned to stay away, and they're only going to be there for about 30 minutes. They're trolling a bunch of churches out here that weekend.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 25, 2015 01:07 AM (UVfht)

597 And be pilloried in the press, who already portray the actual party of Bull Conner and the KKK as being for "fairness" -- and the party of MLK and Lincoln as being racist.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 01:02 AM (T1005)


The press are going to push that line anyway. Just as well use the 1st Amendment while we still have it.

But then, this is coming from someone who was declared to be "the official oppressor of 1000 years".

Posted by: The Hat o' Oppression at January 25, 2015 01:07 AM (0Ew3K)

598 ah, but with a parody, you can trot out a 1st Amendment defense and go after the offended artist(s) as anti-free-speech NAZIs...
Posted by: The Free Speech Hat at January 25, 2015 12:57 AM (0Ew3K)


True, but campaigns are usually just around for a year or 2, and they don't want to be fighting fights like this while their opponent is attacking them.

You gotta be smart when fighting battles in a campaign. Fighting a 3rd party that does nothing to get votes is a battle you don't fight.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 25, 2015 01:08 AM (+Fae7)

599 I shall be in AZ next summer, near Ft. Huachuca. You nearby, Blanco?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 25, 2015 01:08 AM (l3vZN)

600 I haven't seen Pearl Harbor, I need to.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 25, 2015 01:08 AM (bS6uW)

601 Interestingly, the vets from Ia Drang Valley went on to be a very tight community within the Army
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2015 01:03 AM (5f5bM)

I met a guy who was there, nice guy.

Posted by: # key at January 25, 2015 01:09 AM (N21UI)

602 I shall be in AZ next summer, near Ft. Huachuca. You nearby, Blanco?

It's about a three hour drive.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 25, 2015 01:10 AM (UVfht)

603 I looked at the colorized historical photos. Nice job.

The Bikini atom bomb test looked like a lovely tropical paradise. So much prettier than in black and white.

And whaddya know? The Japanese archers circa 1860 were indeed holding their extra arrows in their hands while shooting, just as we saw in the video yesterday.

Posted by: rickl at January 25, 2015 01:11 AM (sdi6R)

604 I'll stop with the troll

Posted by: # key at January 25, 2015 01:11 AM (N21UI)

605 A little too far west for you, AZ. We've already been warned to stay away, and they're only going to be there for about 30 minutes. They're trolling a bunch of churches out here that weekend.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 25, 2015 01:07 AM (UVfht)

*******

Damn, that is unfortunate (geographically). The words of caution are good ones. Every one of those slimy fcuks are lawyers and are experts on what they can say to piss you off while not quite breaking legal barriers. Be well.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 25, 2015 01:11 AM (VHKLL)

606 600: no you don't. Its awful.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 25, 2015 01:11 AM (syGA0)

607 The Lighthorsemen. 80's Aussie film of WWI. Excellent film based on true events. Mounted infantry make a cavalry charge to take Beersheba!!

Posted by: here at January 25, 2015 01:12 AM (C+vOU)

608 I'll be heading to Bullhead City from there, but will probably be on a tight timeline then... Too bad, I'll probably drive right past some good conversation over coffee.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 25, 2015 01:13 AM (l3vZN)

609 no you don't. Its awful.

Well there you have it, that sentiment may be why I didn't see it while it was out, I really can't remember.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 25, 2015 01:13 AM (bS6uW)

610 Pearl Harbor, just turn the sound off and watch Kate Beckendale, who looks smokin in the Total Recal remake

Posted by: # key at January 25, 2015 01:13 AM (N21UI)

611 Funnier than anything the Mary cloggenstein sock has put out in about 2 years.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 25, 2015 01:01 AM (MHOKI)


Running out of material fast though.

Bring back Dorcus Blimline!!!!!

Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at January 25, 2015 01:13 AM (91eZY)

612 592
She's saying someone trying to discredit her killed him. So who would
that be? Um Israel and Jews who blame her for the lack of prosecution
of the Jewish center bombers.



Wouldn't it be equally effective (if not more so) for Israel to, you
know, simply let the dude present his evidence? WTH would they kill a
Jewish prosecutor claiming government coverup of the bombing? Kirchner
fucking offed him.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 25, 2015 01:04 AM (bS6uW)


Really? I'm goin' with Iranians. Problem is, the Kirchner government has too many balls in the air -- any covert ops group would likely have to get a facility, desks, cubes, computers, equipment, etc. through central government purchasing.....or be managed within itself through a largish grant that, itself, would attract attention from the central government.

Iranians, by contrast, are only in-country to stir up crap. They could have a guy go to his superior, "we need to liquidate some problematic dude -- it'll cost $1,000" and get the reply, "here's $20,000 -- do 20." And any probe would go, "do you remember the names of the people you liquidated, or who killed who?" and get an honest, "no."

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 01:14 AM (T1005)

613 maybe palinsteele will come back and shower us with its wit and wisdom?

Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at January 25, 2015 01:14 AM (91eZY)

614 Kate is mighty easy on the eyes.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 25, 2015 01:14 AM (bS6uW)

615 610 Pearl Harbor, just turn the sound off and watch Kate Beckendale,

Posted by: # key at January 25, 2015 01:13 AM (N21UI)



That was one of the good scenes I mentioned. She looked quite fetching in a 1941 swimsuit.

Posted by: rickl at January 25, 2015 01:15 AM (sdi6R)

616 The words of caution are good ones.

It's just as well. The logistics of filling and then air dropping hundreds of urine filled balloons looked like it was going to prove a bit difficult to pull off in a week.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 25, 2015 01:15 AM (UVfht)

617 616
The words of caution are good ones.

It's just as well. The
logistics of filling and then air dropping hundreds of urine filled
balloons looked like it was going to prove a bit difficult to pull off
in a week.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 25, 2015 01:15 AM (UVfht)


Some day, they're going to go out to protest in some remote location.....and just not come back. And nobody who actually went there will remember having seen them.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 01:18 AM (T1005)

618 I'll be heading to Bullhead City from there, but will probably be on a
tight timeline then... Too bad, I'll probably drive right past some
good conversation over coffee.


I hope you enjoy the trip in any case. Bullhead City is a bit warm for my taste, but at least you can jump in the water.

If you dare.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 25, 2015 01:18 AM (UVfht)

619 I like both Mary and Dorcas, just not when whatever idiot it is combines the two. Mary's shtick is to tell us how we don't appreciate all the wonderful things our brilliant President is doing for us, and Dorcas's is to give us the goings-on of the Brattleboro Women's Collective and similar organizations. Mary is not from Brattleboro. Dorcas is. But they're part of the AOSHQ, just like "maybe A and maybe B, but mostly B" and the one that didn't catch on, "whiter than Darryl Hall's underballs."

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2015 01:19 AM (5f5bM)

620 It's just as well. The logistics of filling and then air dropping hundreds of urine filled balloons looked like it was going to prove a bit difficult to pull off in a week.

But if you flipped one upside down in a large jar of urine, you could call it Piss West Church and claim 1st amendment protection.

Posted by: Adriane the Art Critic ... at January 25, 2015 01:19 AM (P+IZm)

621 True, but campaigns are usually just around for a year or 2, and they don't want to be fighting fights like this while their opponent is attacking them.

You gotta be smart when fighting battles in a campaign. Fighting a 3rd party that does nothing to get votes is a battle you don't fight.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 25, 2015 01:08 AM (+Fae7)


Only two years?

Perhaps this will help teach others that campaigns are perpetual.

Posted by: The Perpetual Hat at January 25, 2015 01:20 AM (0Ew3K)

622 Really? I'm goin' with Iranians.

Could be, hell I don't know, but that seems even more obvious than Kirchner simply whacking him. So, your theory is that the Iranians did him, with the likely understanding that Kirchner's goons would "investigate" the situation and find nothing? That might be right, but she's looking and acting pretty strange (well, more than usual anyway). I don't put anything beyond the socialists.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 25, 2015 01:20 AM (bS6uW)

623 It will be the kickoff point for the Mojave Road adventure with my son. It's his grad present. Going to be damned hot!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 25, 2015 01:20 AM (l3vZN)

624 I'm out, thanks to all.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 25, 2015 01:21 AM (bS6uW)

625 Why do people say "I don't like to nit pick" then proceed to pick every nit they can find?

Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at January 25, 2015 01:21 AM (91eZY)

626 Some day, they're going to go out to protest in some remote location.....and just not come back. And nobody who actually went there will remember having seen them.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 01:18 AM (T1005)

********

Regrettably, they are too experienced to let this scenario occur. They only show up at events with a somewhat high profile, and the attendant coverage. They are vile and evil, but smart enough not to lured to an event in the remote desert.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 25, 2015 01:21 AM (VHKLL)

627 Good Night, Baa Baa ...

Posted by: Adriane the Art Critic ... at January 25, 2015 01:22 AM (P+IZm)

628 I thought everyone socked Mary Clogenstein?

I sock her all the time

Posted by: # key at January 25, 2015 01:22 AM (N21UI)

629 Westboro Baptist is scheduled to picket my church next weekend. Trade?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 25, 2015 01:01 AM (UVfht)


Meh.

Whenever my old company would get protesters, the owner would make sure that the protesters were comfortable because he loved the attention it got in the press.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 25, 2015 01:22 AM (+Fae7)

630 True, but campaigns are usually just around for a year or 2, and they don't want to be fighting fights like this while their opponent is attacking them.

You gotta be smart when fighting battles in a campaign. Fighting a 3rd party that does nothing to get votes is a battle you don't fight.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 25, 2015 01:08 AM (+Fae7)


Also, that's the type of fight you want to have. The right is pre-established. The media scripts determined beforehand. The briarpatch made nice and pleasant...

Posted by: The Perpetual Hat at January 25, 2015 01:23 AM (0Ew3K)

631 I haven't seen Pearl Harbor, I need to.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 25, 2015 01:08 AM (bS6uW)


Please don't. I--along with many unsuspecting others--took that bullet for you. Trust me, it was painful. Don't let our sacrifice have been in vain.

Posted by: troyriser at January 25, 2015 01:23 AM (ptcFO)

632 Westboro?

I ran across them one. Was about 60% sure as I was pulling up, was thinking if I was 90% sure, I would be saying like

"God bless you all, doing great things..." all while holding up a big bold middle finger.

Mixed signals really screw people up, like saying 'Yes' while shaking your head, or vice versa...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 25, 2015 01:24 AM (NaeCR)

633 Yeah. But weird Al has a lot of respect in the music business and part
of that is because he does seek permission even if it is an artist or
song who won't be remembered in 2 years. He also directs music videos
and actually brings them in under budget. So again more respect.


My rolleyes was directed at Coolio, not Al.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 25, 2015 01:25 AM (WvS3w)

634 I thought everyone socked Mary Clogenstein?

I sock her all the time


Help! Help! I'm being oppressed! See the violence inherent in the system !!!

Posted by: Mary Clogenstein... at January 25, 2015 01:26 AM (P+IZm)

635 628 I thought everyone socked Mary Clogenstein?

I sock her all the time
Posted by: # key at January 25, 2015 01:22 AM (N21UI)


I've done it a couple of times. There are lots of different hashes. She's a community sock.

Some do it better than others, of course.

Once at the end of a dead thread I saw a comment by a guy who claimed to have invented her. He was a military guy, but I don't remember who it was.

Posted by: rickl at January 25, 2015 01:27 AM (sdi6R)

636 Mary Cloggenstein gets socked so much, she recycles the lint into a lovely sweaters and dog hoodies.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 25, 2015 01:27 AM (KG0mU)

637 I thought everyone socked Mary Clogenstein?

I sock her all the time

Posted by: # key at January 25, 2015 01:22 AM (N21UI)


With our beloved President's Affordable Care Acts you can use proper contraceptives like RU-486 instead of a sock, you silly Rethuglicans!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro at January 25, 2015 01:27 AM (0Ew3K)

638 619 I like both Mary and Dorcas, just not when whatever idiot it is combines the two. Mary's shtick is to tell us how we don't appreciate all the wonderful things our brilliant President is doing for us, and Dorcas's is to give us the goings-on of the Brattleboro Women's Collective and similar organizations. Mary is not from Brattleboro. Dorcas is. But they're part of the AOSHQ, just like "maybe A and maybe B, but mostly B" and the one that didn't catch on, "whiter than Darryl Hall's underballs."
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2015 01:19 AM (5f5bM)




You realize you just butchered the hell out of that don't you. Mary has always been from Brattleboro. Dorcus started using it in an attempt to legitimize he's pathetically weak copy attempt of Mary.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 25, 2015 01:27 AM (MHOKI)

639 Community sock and town pump, I hear.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 25, 2015 01:28 AM (KG0mU)

640 I thought everyone socked Mary Clogenstein?

I sock her all the time

Help! Help! I'm being oppressed! See the violence inherent in the system !!!
Posted by: Mary Clogenstein... at January 25, 2015 01:26 AM (P+IZm)

*******

The last name has 2 g's in It, and is from Brattleboro, Vermont. Step up your game(s).

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 25, 2015 01:28 AM (YNkME)

641 The Chicken is commonly used, too.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 25, 2015 01:30 AM (l3vZN)

642 A little too far west for you, AZ. We've already
been warned to stay away, and they're only going to be there for about
30 minutes. They're trolling a bunch of churches out here that weekend.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 25, 2015 01:07 AM (UVfht)


Where in AZ? I am currently in Apache Junction. I think it would be a hoot to troll the Westboro gangsters. Don't actually confront them, just go after having loaded up on cabbage, pickled eggs, and pinto beans. Sidle up close, smiling and whistling, on the upwind side of them, and fart them into submission. Apologizing profusely, of course, after each instance.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2015 01:30 AM (upitO)

643 You realize you just butchered the hell out of that don't you. Mary has always been from Brattleboro. Dorcus started using it in an attempt to legitimize he's pathetically weak copy attempt of Mary.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 25, 2015 01:27 AM (MHOKI)


Typical right wing male wingnut, denying the very existence of a womyn!

Posted by: Dorcas Brimline at January 25, 2015 01:30 AM (0Ew3K)

644 Only two years?

Perhaps this will help teach others that campaigns are perpetual.
Posted by: The Perpetual Hat at January 25, 2015 01:20 AM (0Ew3K)


Only campaign that usually lasts longer than 2 years is the one that wins the Presidency.

All the other Presidential campaigns start up about 18-22 months before the next election.

If we start worrying about fighting and responding to musicians because we are playing their music, then we are truly fucked because the left will be attacking us and not worrying about petty things.

Plus, the optics of a Presidential campaign engaging with an airhead musician are awful.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 25, 2015 01:31 AM (+Fae7)

645 And I'm pretty sure the chicken, couch and toaster secretly want it.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 25, 2015 01:31 AM (KG0mU)

646 Typical right wing male wingnut, denying the very existence of a womyn!
Posted by: Dorcas Brimline at January 25, 2015 01:30 AM (0Ew3K)

******

Annnddd...now you're getting closer, Hat.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 25, 2015 01:32 AM (VHKLL)

647 641 The Chicken is commonly used, too.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat
--------------------
Tell me about it!

Posted by: The Chicken at January 25, 2015 01:33 AM (2dN/8)

648 The Chicken is commonly used, too.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 25, 2015 01:30 AM (l3vZN)

yep, that fucker is real fucked, except for me, cuz I drive islamic men crazy with sex desire


so I got that going for me



Mohammed said you can't butcher and eat an animal you had sex with

Posted by: The Goat at January 25, 2015 01:33 AM (N21UI)

649 Went to a talk about Disneyland steam trains earlier today -- it was great fun and very informative. They had a guy who was a former railroad foreman at Disneyland and is now Chief Engineer on the Silverton, a guy who was roundhouse lead at Disneyland and convinced Matt Ouimet to restore the Lilly Belle railcar, and the guy whose shop has been restoring/rebuilding Disney trains of late....and then there was a surprise speaker, who owns the only private locomotive to ever run the Disneyland circuit....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 01:34 AM (T1005)

650 Good night all. The better half should be arriving any time now, safe and in one piece. A pot of venison chili on the stove in lieu of flowers.

Enjoyed the banter and the read tonight.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 25, 2015 01:35 AM (l3vZN)

651 Also, that's the type of fight you want to have. The right is pre-established. The media scripts determined beforehand. The briarpatch made nice and pleasant...
Posted by: The Perpetual Hat at January 25, 2015 01:23 AM (0Ew3K)


Two things that campaigns never have enough of: time and money. Engaging them wastes both, and these people have all the time to waste our time.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 25, 2015 01:35 AM (+Fae7)

652 Only campaign that usually lasts longer than 2 years is the one that wins the Presidency.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 25, 2015 01:31 AM (+Fae7)


That is why conservatives struggle.

It is not a campaign for a particular election or office, but of a promising politician, or far more broadly, of organizations and of movements.

Life is a political campaign, whether electoral or in society at large.

We must stop focusing exclusively on Election Day, but everything that leads up to every election day.

Posted by: The Electoral Hat at January 25, 2015 01:36 AM (0Ew3K)

653 Our historic first bi-racial President is trying to bring peace, prosperity, and calmer oceans to this world still rattled by bush and his cowboy diplomacy.

If only you riechwinger rethuglicans would join the cause instead of dreaming of womyn with over sized breasts.

Posted by: Marry Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at January 25, 2015 01:36 AM (91eZY)

654 "367
I remember reading that after the Holodomor, the

Ukrainians welcomed the Nazis as liberators. While I can't blame them,

that's pretty hard to wrap my mind around.



Posted by: rickl at January 24, 2015 11:24 PM (sdi6R)

After Stalin, anything sounded good.

Also
(not to generate a row here), but the Ukrainians are pretty
anti-Semitic, and the Holodomor, albeit ordered by Stalin, was
orchestrated Genrik Yagoda, the founder of the NKVD and a MOT, as were a
substantial fraction of the NKVD's top brass.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 24, 2015 11:36 PM (oKE6c)"

I 've been reading "Ivan's War" a book where the author interviewed WW II veterans of the Soviet Army. A number of the interviewees were party aparachiks. There was a lot of overlap between members of the Party and members of the Tribe.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 25, 2015 01:36 AM (KDbAT)

655 I always thought Dorcus Blimline was a cheap knockoff of Mary Cloggenstein, sort of like a store brand or something.

Posted by: rickl at January 25, 2015 01:36 AM (sdi6R)

656 No, the original Mary was not from Brattleboro. That was Dorcas Blimline. Somebody got them confused at some point, and so a lot of people think that Mary's from Brattleboro, but she's not.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2015 01:36 AM (5f5bM)

657 626
Some day, they're going to go out to protest in some remote
location.....and just not come back. And nobody who actually went there
will remember having seen them.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 01:18 AM (T1005)



********



Regrettably, they are too experienced to let this scenario occur.
They only show up at events with a somewhat high profile, and the
attendant coverage. They are vile and evil, but smart enough not to
lured to an event in the remote desert.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 25, 2015 01:21 AM (VHKLL)


I'm just sayin' sometimes the roads to remote high-profile public places lead through lonely deserts....or dark forests.....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 01:37 AM (T1005)

658 Hey Hat where do you get all your university madness stories from?

Posted by: cm9000 at January 25, 2015 01:37 AM (8zCR+)

659 Mary Brattlebstein,

The surfers do not want calmer oceans. Thank you.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 25, 2015 01:38 AM (KG0mU)

660 Posted by: rickl at January 25, 2015 01:36 AM (sdi6R)

Remember Kay in Maine......

She wasn't a sock; she was real.

I wonder if Mary first appeared as a mockery of Kay?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2015 01:38 AM (Zu3d9)

661 I thought Dorcus was the first to arrive. Then came Mary?

Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at January 25, 2015 01:38 AM (91eZY)

662 No, the original Mary was not from Brattleboro. That was Dorcas Blimline. Somebody got them confused at some point, and so a lot of people think that Mary's from Brattleboro, but she's not.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2015 01:36 AM (5f5bM)


maybe, I've been in and out since 2010 and Mary has been from Battleborro since feb 2010


Posted by: The Goat at January 25, 2015 01:39 AM (N21UI)

663 648 The Chicken is commonly used, too.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 25, 2015 01:30 AM (l3vZN)

yep, that fucker is real fucked, except for me, cuz I drive islamic men crazy with sex desire


so I got that going for me



Mohammed said you can't butcher and eat an animal you had sex with
Posted by: The Goat at January 25, 2015 01:33 AM (N21UI)


And then when they slather peanut butter on it, BAM, they call old Toby to "work his magic tongue".

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at January 25, 2015 01:39 AM (+Fae7)

664 /goat sock

Posted by: # key at January 25, 2015 01:39 AM (N21UI)

665 If only you riechwinger rethuglicans would join the cause instead of dreaming of womyn with over sized breasts.
Posted by: Marry Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at January 25, 2015 01:36 AM (91eZY)



but first you will blow me !!

Posted by: you know who at January 25, 2015 01:40 AM (N21UI)

666 The last name has 2 g's in It, and is from Brattleboro, Vermont. Step up your game(s).

spelling is raaaaacist ... geography is raaaaacist ... and sports are organized macro aggression and raaaaacist ... H8ter !!!

Posted by: Mary Clogenstein... at January 25, 2015 01:41 AM (P+IZm)

667 cthulhu, they would never attack a target if there was a chance of real danger.

And by the way, you or one your minions sucked my sister into the stentorian depths. You son of a bitch.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 25, 2015 01:41 AM (KG0mU)

668 Mohammed said you can't butcher and eat an animal you had sex with

Posted by: The Goat at January 25, 2015 01:33 AM (N21UI)




**************************

And the Ayatollah Khomeini issued a fatwa that if you "spoil" your neighbor's goat or sheep so that he can't eat it, then you have to pay your neighbor. Seriously.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2015 01:42 AM (5f5bM)

669 Mohammed said you can't butcher and eat an animal you had sex with

Posted by: The Goat at January 25, 2015 01:33 AM (N21UI)



But you can sell the defiled goat to the next village to butcher and eat; that's totally OK.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2015 01:42 AM (upitO)

670 Sahara one of my favorite war movies. King Rat was one of my favorite POW movies.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 25, 2015 01:42 AM (cNJvW)

671 Also, that's the type of fight you want to have. The right is pre-established. The media scripts determined beforehand. The briarpatch made nice and pleasant...
Posted by: The Perpetual Hat at January 25, 2015 01:23 AM (0Ew3K)

Two things that campaigns never have enough of: time and money. Engaging them wastes both, and these people have all the time to waste our time.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 25, 2015 01:35 AM (+Fae7)


Ah, plan for it and use it.

I speak not of a single schmucks Presidential campaign, but of a Stand Alone Complex that will take the ball and run with it.

Be bold, or GTFO.

Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito
quam tua te fortuna sinet.

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 25, 2015 01:42 AM (0Ew3K)

672 Where in AZ? I am currently in Apache Junction. I think it would be a
hoot to troll the Westboro gangsters. Don't actually confront them, just
go after having loaded up on cabbage, pickled eggs, and pinto beans.
Sidle up close, smiling and whistling, on the upwind side of them, and
fart them into submission. Apologizing profusely, of course, after each
instance.


I'll just say I'm not too far from you, and could probably be to Ironwood Drive in about 30 minutes.

(Somewhere, an overly obsessive person is drawing yet another circle on a map.)

While I like your suggestion, please remember that they're lawyers, and may drop a dime on you for violating EPA regs on methane and sulfer emissions.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 25, 2015 01:43 AM (UVfht)

673 What is WTF in latin?

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 25, 2015 01:43 AM (KG0mU)

674 645
And I'm pretty sure the chicken, couch and toaster secretly want it.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 25, 2015 01:31 AM (KG0mU)


Not to mention, http://tinyurl.com/9ztumpk

BTW, one of the girls in the vid was the choreographer -- and I'm sure 22M+ views is on the resume of each-and-every-one of the participants.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 01:45 AM (T1005)

675 An ASCAP jerk harassed one of our station's clients over them playing our station in their store, and threatened to take them to court. Turned out the jerk was tipped off by a salesperson from a competing station, who was ticked that they didn't get an ad buy from our client.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread on patrol at January 25, 2015 01:45 AM (oprjK)

676 Oh well.

Bad day today. +/- bad day tomorrow.

Need rest for the onslaught ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 25, 2015 01:45 AM (P+IZm)

677 But you can sell the defiled goat to the next village to butcher and eat; that's totally OK.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2015 01:42 AM (upitO)

well I was getting to that.

muslimbs are fuck tarded, seriously who would eat a goat you bought from the next village??, they all know what happend to it.


so again, the new village always has some Husain who does the naught on my backside

but at least I'm not a camel in a beauty contest, so I got that going for me

Posted by: The Goat at January 25, 2015 01:46 AM (N21UI)

678 Hey Hat where do you get all your university madness stories from?

Posted by: cm9000 at January 25, 2015 01:37 AM (8zCR+)


Various sources. Reddit, Twitter, people I know, college level connections. College Insurrection, &c.

I was at the forefront of the college-level B.S. way back... and it has only gotten worse by multiple factors of ten.

Laugh all you want at it, but it is th "truth" that registered voters will vote for...

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 25, 2015 01:47 AM (0Ew3K)

679 Political Hat where do you find all these examples of lunacy on campus?

Posted by: cm9000 at January 25, 2015 01:47 AM (8zCR+)

680 667
cthulhu, they would never attack a target if there was a chance of real danger.



And by the way, you or one your minions sucked my sister into the stentorian depths. You son of a bitch.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 25, 2015 01:41 AM (KG0mU)


Whut?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 01:48 AM (T1005)

681 An ASCAP jerk harassed one of our station's clients over them playing our station in their store, and threatened to take them to court. Turned out the jerk was tipped off by a salesperson from a competing station, who was ticked that they didn't get an ad buy from our client.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on patrol at January 25, 2015 01:45 AM (oprjK)

*******

Well, those are just great sales people with an eye toward phenomenal client relationships going forward right there.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 25, 2015 01:48 AM (rsO9D)

682 Whatwaythewayuckfpay

hatwpayhetpayuckfpay

heh

Posted by: Edmund Burke's Shade at January 25, 2015 01:49 AM (cmBvC)

683 644 Only two years?

Perhaps this will help teach others that campaigns are perpetual.
Posted by: The Perpetual Hat at January 25, 2015 01:20 AM (0Ew3K)


Only campaign that usually lasts longer than 2 years is the one that wins the Presidency.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at January 25, 2015 01:31 AM (+Fae7)



See, I think that's a big part of the problem. I don't remember presidential campaigns lasting that long in the past. Back in the old days the federal government wasn't the epicenter of American life, and the President didn't have near-dictatorial powers. I think the length of the campaign has grown in direct proportion to the power of the Presidency.

I don't think I watched a single debate in the 2012 cycle, although I saw some clips afterwards. That's because modern TV debates are complete horseshit. If I tune out the endless political yakking, I can only imagine the effect it has on LIVs. It bores them to tears, which is why they latch onto the candidate who is best-looking, acts coolest, or promises them moar free shit.

Posted by: rickl at January 25, 2015 01:49 AM (sdi6R)

684 660 Posted by: rickl at January 25, 2015 01:36 AM (sdi6R)

Remember Kay in Maine......

She wasn't a sock; she was real.

I wonder if Mary first appeared as a mockery of Kay?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2015 01:38 AM (Zu3d9)


Kay has gone quiet in the last few months. Nothing on Twitter and nothing on her webpage. Maybe the tard finally found someone to throw her a bang every once in a while.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 25, 2015 01:49 AM (+Fae7)

685 I am checking IDs tonight at the karaoke bar. A woman came in tonight with a Mohawk cut that ends in a long ponytail. A mo-lett, if you will.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread on patrol at January 25, 2015 01:50 AM (oprjK)

686 Already answered, thanks Hat.

Posted by: cm9000 at January 25, 2015 01:51 AM (8zCR+)

687 kay in Maine was real?


wow

Posted by: # key at January 25, 2015 01:51 AM (N21UI)

688 677
But you can sell the defiled goat to the next village to butcher and eat; that's totally OK.



Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2015 01:42 AM (upitO)



well I was getting to that.



muslimbs are fuck tarded, seriously who would eat a goat you bought from the next village??, they all know what happend to it.





so again, the new village always has some Husain who does the naught on my backside



but at least I'm not a camel in a beauty contest, so I got that going for me

Posted by: The Goat at January 25, 2015 01:46 AM (N21UI)


Deuteronomy 14:21 -- proof of a Practical God....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 01:52 AM (T1005)

689 Political Hat where do you find all these examples of lunacy on campus?

Posted by: cm9000 at January 25, 2015 01:47 AM (8zCR+)


I used to be a player in the college Republican scene. I was also involved in Young Americans for Freedom and their activities on campuses. Still involved in other things, of course.

"Gorilla politics"? I'm an old Hat master at that.

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 25, 2015 01:52 AM (0Ew3K)

690 656 No, the original Mary was not from Brattleboro. That was Dorcas Blimline. Somebody got them confused at some point, and so a lot of people think that Mary's from Brattleboro, but she's not.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2015 01:36 AM (5f5bM)



Nope. Mary has been around for years and always used Brattleboro. Dorcas is only about a year or so old as a sock. And it was several months before he coopted the Brattleboro residence.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 25, 2015 01:53 AM (MHOKI)

691 681

The station is in a neighboring town, and they have often done slimy things like that. It has never really worked, but they keep trying.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread on patrol at January 25, 2015 01:54 AM (oprjK)

692 I am checking IDs tonight at the karaoke bar. A woman came in tonight with a Mohawk cut that ends in a long ponytail. A mo-lett, if you will.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on patrol at January 25, 2015 01:50 AM (oprjK)

*****

I remember those from the late 80s. Always hated them. I guess what is old and ugly really does become new again.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 25, 2015 01:54 AM (YNkME)

693 cthulhu,

Yeah, act all innocent.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 25, 2015 01:54 AM (KG0mU)

694
I am checking IDs tonight at the karaoke bar. A woman came in tonight
with a Mohawk cut that ends in a long ponytail. A mo-lett, if you will.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread on patrol at January 25, 2015 01:50 AM (oprjK)


Was she really skinny? Maybe she's one of those "otherkin" that Hat talks about, and identifies as a toilet brush.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2015 01:54 AM (upitO)

695 Deuteronomy 14:21 -- proof of a Practical God....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 01:52 AM (T1005)


Gimme my bacon-cheeseburger.

Posted by: Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger! at January 25, 2015 01:56 AM (0Ew3K)

696 694

She's better described as a Big Beautiful Woman, except for the Beautiful.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread on patrol at January 25, 2015 01:56 AM (oprjK)

697 off to zzzzz

Posted by: # key at January 25, 2015 01:56 AM (N21UI)

698 Was she really skinny? Maybe she's one of those "otherkin" that Hat talks about, and identifies as a toilet brush.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2015 01:54 AM (upitO)


Help! Help! I'm being repressed!!1!

Posted by: Toilet Brush-kin at January 25, 2015 01:57 AM (0Ew3K)

699 681 An ASCAP jerk harassed one of our station's clients over them playing our station in their store, and threatened to take them to court. Turned out the jerk was tipped off by a salesperson from a competing station, who was ticked that they didn't get an ad buy from our client.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on patrol at January 25, 2015 01:45 AM (oprjK)

*******

Well, those are just great sales people with an eye toward phenomenal client relationships going forward right there.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 25, 2015 01:48 AM (rsO9D)



Radio sales departments aren't known for trying to grow the industry. They see themselves fighting for a piece of the pie of the advertising pie that is radio-television-newspaper. Instead of trying to get more of the newspaper-television slices, they fight over the smaller radio slice and whore themselves out thinking that 2 week advantage will put their station over the top. In reality, it cuts their future prices and shrinks the radio slice even more.

Sad thing is that the salesperson will probably be working at CW's station in the next couple of years.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 25, 2015 01:58 AM (+Fae7)

700 I remember Mary long before I saw Dorcus, but I think Kay was before my time here.

Posted by: rickl at January 25, 2015 01:59 AM (sdi6R)

701 And the Ayatollah Khomeini issued a fatwa that if
you "spoil" your neighbor's goat or sheep so that he can't eat it, then
you have to pay your neighbor. Seriously.




Posted by: Caesar North

I thought that was if you spoil their infant.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 25, 2015 02:00 AM (NaeCR)

702 She's better described as a Big Beautiful Woman, except for the Beautiful.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread on patrol at January 25, 2015 01:56 AM (oprjK)


Oooh, scary stuff. How goes the battle with the post-surgical depression, Captain?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2015 02:01 AM (upitO)

703 Radio sales departments aren't known for trying to grow the industry. They see themselves fighting for a piece of the pie of the advertising pie that is radio-television-newspaper. Instead of trying to get more of the newspaper-television slices, they fight over the smaller radio slice and whore themselves out thinking that 2 week advantage will put their station over the top. In reality, it cuts their future prices and shrinks the radio slice even more.

Sad thing is that the salesperson will probably be working at CW's station in the next couple of years.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 25, 2015 01:58 AM (+Fae7)

****

Copy that. No sign whatsoever of a professional Sales strategy or,a,plan for the future from Sales Management. Got it.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 25, 2015 02:01 AM (YNkME)

704 699

Not likely. Our DJs (except for me) double as salespeople when they're off the air. They're not your typical sales weasels.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread on patrol at January 25, 2015 02:01 AM (xX2Fy)

705 Was she really skinny? Maybe she's one of those "otherkin" that Hat talks about, and identifies as a toilet brush.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2015 01:54 AM (upitO)


Forty years ago, homosexuality in California was illegal and considered a disease of the mind. Today, it is absolute truth.

Do you really think that the insanity that I post is a greater leap towards "absolute truth" than homosexuality was in the 1970's?

We've already leaped down the rabbit-hole. Let's not be surprised that there is not bottom aside from a true tabula rasa upon which will be built something that is at least consistent with true human nature?

Posted by: Teh Future is DOOM at January 25, 2015 02:02 AM (0Ew3K)

706 693
cthulhu,



Yeah, act all innocent.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 25, 2015 01:54 AM (KG0mU)


It might help if I knew which sister was being sucked into which abyss.....really, the recordkeeping gets complicated....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 02:02 AM (T1005)

707 Kay was kind of unique. It's a real person and maybe the actual Kay may have trolled here before. But I thin th most often post was by someone socking them and copying liberal rants from other locations. Once it was a copy of a YouTube comment. And I had seen the exact same hash using the name of some other nutty liberal as well.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 25, 2015 02:02 AM (MHOKI)

708 702

Better, thanks. Staying busy has helped. So has being diligent with the exercise routine.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread on patrol at January 25, 2015 02:03 AM (xX2Fy)

709 674
Not to mention, http://tinyurl.com/9ztumpk

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 01:45 AM (T1005)


That was hilarious.

Posted by: rickl at January 25, 2015 02:04 AM (sdi6R)

710 Political Hat can I get I in touch with you by your website? I have a project I think you might be interested in.

Posted by: cm9000 at January 25, 2015 02:06 AM (8zCR+)

711 I remember Kay. Mary and Dorcus? Six of one, half dozen of the other.

Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at January 25, 2015 02:08 AM (91eZY)

712 649
Went to a talk about Disneyland steam trains earlier today -- it was
great fun and very informative. They had a guy who was a former railroad
foreman at Disneyland and is now Chief Engineer on the Silverton, a guy
who was roundhouse lead at Disneyland and convinced Matt Ouimet to
restore the Lilly Belle railcar, and the guy whose shop has been
restoring/rebuilding Disney trains of late....and then there was a
surprise speaker, who owns the only private locomotive to ever run the
Disneyland circuit....


Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 01:34 AM (T1005)


Fun fact -- the railroad wheels are mounted to their axles using "interference". The axles are made slightly larger than the wheel centerbore, then the axles are cooled to -400 degrees using liquid nitrogen and the wheels are heated to 500 degrees -- whereupon the axles are smaller than the wheel centerbores. You then have about five seconds to get 'em in there properly or you end up with $20,000 of scrap.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 02:08 AM (T1005)

713 Political Hat can I get I in touch with you by your website? I have a project I think you might be interested in.

Posted by: cm9000 at January 25, 2015 02:06 AM (8zCR+)


E-mail me at the e-mail address given there.

Posted by: Teh Future is DOOM at January 25, 2015 02:08 AM (0Ew3K)

714 Kay is real


Mary is her fake doppleganger

Dorcus is the drakes cakes to Mary's twinkies

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 25, 2015 02:09 AM (zOTsN)

715 695
Deuteronomy 14:21 -- proof of a Practical God....



Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 01:52 AM (T1005)



Gimme my bacon-cheeseburger.

Posted by: Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger! at January 25, 2015 01:56 AM (0Ew3K)


I'm sorry, Hat -- I can't let you have that....

Posted by: Kosher HAL at January 25, 2015 02:10 AM (T1005)

716 In order of appearance I thought it was kay, then mary, then dorcus

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 25, 2015 02:10 AM (zOTsN)

717 Dear Ms Upton
I am a married man with a child, please stop sending me dirty texts and naked pictures
thank you
Joe

hola my little RINOs in a box

Posted by: NCJ at January 25, 2015 02:11 AM (/2Qtx)

718 One day, we'll take up the mantle of our courageous mom and dad, and be here posting on the greatness that is our first female President of color, Sasha Obama.

Posted by: Marcus and Dory Cloggenline at January 25, 2015 02:11 AM (tdmtT)

719 I thought that was if you spoil their infant.


Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 25, 2015 02:00 AM (NaeCR)

*****
No, the neighbor has to pay you a dowry then and you take the infant as a bride. It's confusing.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2015 02:12 AM (5f5bM)

720 Yeah. But weird Al has a lot of respect in the music
business and part of that is because he does seek permission even if it
is an artist or song who won't be remembered in 2 years. He also
directs music videos and actually brings them in under budget. So again
more respect.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 25, 2015 12:59 AM (MHOKI)
--------------------
Yep. And just FTR, Coolio has since said he was stupid to say he didn't want Weird Al to do a parody; Al's parody was good and he doesn't know what he was thinking taking himself so seriously. Probably a combo of people giving him grief and a little more distance between himself and the song.

Posted by: no one of consequence at January 25, 2015 02:12 AM (36Aak)

721 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 25, 2015 02:13 AM (UVfht)

722
One day, we'll take up the mantle of our courageous mom and dad, and be
here posting on the greatness that is our first female President of
color, Sasha Obama.

Posted by: Marcus and Dory Cloggenline at January 25, 2015 02:11 AM (tdmtT)


Cloggenline? Joe the plumber could fix that for you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2015 02:13 AM (upitO)

723 Oh my


Kay in maine has discovered twitter

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 25, 2015 02:15 AM (zOTsN)

724 One day, we'll take up the mantle of our courageous mom and dad, and be

here posting on the greatness that is our first female President of

color, Sasha Obama.


***************


I personally cannot wait for the 2036 matchup between Chelsea Clinton-Mezvinsky and George P. Bush.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2015 02:16 AM (5f5bM)

725 The pic she is using is a sort of cute youngish gal

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 25, 2015 02:16 AM (zOTsN)

726
See, I think that's a big part of the problem. I don't remember presidential campaigns lasting that long in the past. Back in the old days the federal government wasn't the epicenter of American life, and the President didn't have near-dictatorial powers. I think the length of the campaign has grown in direct proportion to the power of the Presidency.

I don't think I watched a single debate in the 2012 cycle, although I saw some clips afterwards. That's because modern TV debates are complete horseshit. If I tune out the endless political yakking, I can only imagine the effect it has on LIVs. It bores them to tears, which is why they latch onto the candidate who is best-looking, acts coolest, or promises them moar free shit.
Posted by: rickl at January 25, 2015 01:49 AM (sdi6R)


In 1948, 12 states had primaries/caucuses for the GOP.

In 1952, only 13 states had primaries/caucuses for the GOP.

In 1960, only 13 states plus DC had primaries/caucuses for the GOP

In 1980, all 50 did.

Guess why the cost went up?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 25, 2015 02:19 AM (+Fae7)

727 The pic she is using is a sort of cute youngish gal

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 25, 2015 02:16 AM (zOTsN)


Probably a scan off a Daguerrotype from her high-school graduation.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2015 02:19 AM (upitO)

728 >>>I personally cannot wait for the 2036 matchup between Chelsea Clinton-Mezvinsky and George P. Bush.


Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2015 02:16 AM (5f5bM)<<<



George P. Bush/Meghan McCain -vs - Chelsea Clinton/Joe Joe Joe Kennedy

Posted by: the 2036 Presidential Election at January 25, 2015 02:22 AM (tdmtT)

729 MeggyMac wont make to the election. Death by twinkie.

Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at January 25, 2015 02:24 AM (91eZY)

730 damn
out of chicken stock

just made hamburger steaks, we put stock in the pan during the last half of cooking and cover, then add butter to the sauce for gravy
its great!!

but I have to send the slave to get stock makings now

Posted by: NCJ at January 25, 2015 02:25 AM (/2Qtx)

731 728 i'm waiting for President Firestarter Palin
willow I think?

Posted by: NCJ at January 25, 2015 02:26 AM (/2Qtx)

732 Kay in Maines blog is called White Noise Insanity but it looks like she hasn't posted there for a couple years

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 25, 2015 02:26 AM (zOTsN)

733 704 699

Not likely. Our DJs (except for me) double as salespeople when they're off the air. They're not your typical sales weasels.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on patrol at January 25, 2015 02:01 AM (xX2Fy)


The sales manager at the station I worked at started off as an announcer, and he had some of the best pipes in town 20 years after going into sales.

He was a big proponent of going after the television and radio money, and he got it. The other stations in the market couldn't figure out how we were making money hand over fist while they were fighting over the scraps.

Didn't make us any friends at the newspaper and television stations, so they always ran negative stories about us. We didn't care one bit.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 25, 2015 02:27 AM (+Fae7)

734 I'm sorry, Hat -- I can't let you have that....

Posted by: Kosher HAL at January 25, 2015 02:10 AM (T1005)


Greco-Roman and Anglo-Saxon legs of WeirdDave's "Aberration" post would disagree with you upon that.

Bacon.

Now.

NOW.

NOW!!1!`~eleventy!!1!!!!

Posted by: The Bacon Cheese Hat at January 25, 2015 02:27 AM (0Ew3K)

735 OK, I'm off to slumberland myself here. G'night, all.

Posted by: rickl at January 25, 2015 02:28 AM (sdi6R)

736 >>>MeggyMac wont make to the election. Death by twinkie.


Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at January 25, 2015 02:24 AM (91eZY)<<<

Isn't dear old John's mother still kickin'? And he'll of course be around to torment us for years, and years, and years to come.

Nah. She'll make it. That family is almost as resilient as me.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at January 25, 2015 02:28 AM (tdmtT)

737
Crap, it just came to me- best war movie.
"Stripes".

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 25, 2015 02:31 AM (KlVdw)

738 Yep. And just FTR, Coolio has since said he was stupid to say he didn't want Weird Al to do a parody; Al's parody was good and he doesn't know what he was thinking taking himself so seriously. Probably a combo of people giving him grief and a little more distance between himself and the song.
Posted by: no one of consequence at January 25, 2015 02:12 AM (36Aak)



Coolio also probably discovered that his career was as the kids say it, "over".

Plus Weird Al also IIRC gives a writing credit to the people he parodies, so they receive some of the royalties.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 25, 2015 02:31 AM (+Fae7)

739 Welp! Over the past year, I've gone from being a bartender, to working on a poultry farm, to installing fiber optic lines to business and residential premises. And, come Monday morning, I will be starting in retail sales. Fortunately, the past three weeks has been the only period I've not had some kind of job to report to -- and it wouldn't have been that long if my arm weren't in a cast.

2014 was a tumultuous year, but I can't say it was a bad one.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 25, 2015 02:32 AM (18q33)

740 Speaking of radio ads, I have been playing the radio here in AJ for a week or two now, and one thing that always makes me chuckle, as well as piss me off , is the high-velocity, low volume chatter that always follows the high-volume puffery of the ad itself. It's the verbal equivalent of "small print" in a text ad, and basically serves to negate all that was just said. It's all so pointless, that it must be a legal requirement, or something. So far, we don't have the like of it on radio in Canada.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2015 02:34 AM (upitO)

741 oh my god
it appears the jug eared idiot bear hugged the leader of india

doesn't he have anyone at State to inform him of do and don'ts?

Posted by: NCJ at January 25, 2015 02:35 AM (/2Qtx)

742 739 gun store?

Posted by: NCJ at January 25, 2015 02:36 AM (/2Qtx)

743 Abe!!

Long time. I disagree about MM. I hear a truck delivers 12 cartons of Twikies a week to her.

Thats a lot a carbs hot air wont burn off.

Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at January 25, 2015 02:38 AM (91eZY)

744 @ 742 [NCJ] -- Sadly, no. I'll be selling beds, the name of which rhymes with "deep slumber".

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 25, 2015 02:38 AM (18q33)

745 2014 was a tumultuous year, but I can't say it was a bad one.


Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 25, 2015 02:32 AM (18q33)


You weren't by chance a pheasant plucker, were you?

Posted by: Knocked-up country girl, down the road from the pheasant farm. at January 25, 2015 02:39 AM (upitO)

746 doesn't he have anyone at State to inform him of do and don'ts?
Posted by: NCJ at January 25, 2015 02:35 AM (/2Qtx)

******

After 6 years of O Bumbles cluelessness, along with that of all of his staff and advisors, you need to ask this question? Really?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 25, 2015 02:41 AM (VHKLL)

747 @ 745 [Knocked-up country girl] -- Heh. Neither a pheasant plucker, nor a pheasant plucker's son. I worked on an eight-house chicken farm that supplied broiler chickens for Pilgrim's pride. A LOT of work, and it's dirty work. I'm surprised Mike Rowe never got around to doing a show on that job.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 25, 2015 02:43 AM (18q33)

748 @ 742 [NCJ] -- Sadly, no. I'll be selling beds, the name of which rhymes with "deep slumber".


Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 25, 2015 02:38 AM (18q33)


Damn! I want one of those Jeep Bumper beds. With a wench on it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2015 02:43 AM (upitO)

749 >>>Long time. I disagree about MM. I hear a truck delivers 12 cartons of Twikies a week to her.

Thats a lot a carbs hot air wont burn off.


Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at January 25, 2015 02:38 AM (91eZY)<<<

We'll see the return of whistle-stop campaign tours when she runs. She'll have to rely on freight trains to haul her bulbous ass around.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at January 25, 2015 02:44 AM (tdmtT)

750 746 no not ready
I guess it could have been worse
Mooch could have cut him with her bat'leth

Posted by: NCJ at January 25, 2015 02:45 AM (/2Qtx)

751 @ 748 [Alberta Oil Peon] -- They're nice, but the wenches is where you start getting into a major investment.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 25, 2015 02:47 AM (18q33)

752 No! Never hug an Indian.

They are accustomed to curtsies.

And I'm pretty sure you can kiss the Japanese, but don't try that with Zimbabwe Bushmen.

Keep it straight, Mr. President.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 25, 2015 02:47 AM (KG0mU)

753 >>>oh my god

it appears the jug eared idiot bear hugged the leader of india



doesn't he have anyone at State to inform him of do and don'ts?

Posted by: NCJ at January 25, 2015 02:35 AM (/2Qtx)<<<

The Indian leader got off easy. I was almost crushed by a squatch.

Posted by: Queen Elizabeth II at January 25, 2015 02:47 AM (tdmtT)

754 I'd like to see Obama try the bear hug on the King of Tonga.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2015 02:50 AM (upitO)

755 >>
I guess it could have been worse
Mooch could have cut him with her bat'leth


...or mistaken him for a lobster.

Posted by: Garrett at January 25, 2015 02:50 AM (81OM+)

756 #BringBackOurDecorum

Posted by: Jen Psaki at January 25, 2015 02:51 AM (tdmtT)

757 733

We are making big moves into digital. So far, it's working. Our owner also has a billboard company. He is well on his way to being King Of Local Media.

Now I gotta get out of here. G'night, y'all.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread on patrol at January 25, 2015 02:53 AM (hqpQJ)

758 Time for me to hit the sack, too. No end of things to fix here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2015 02:55 AM (upitO)

759 I don't think the Indians minded too much. I particularly enjoyed greeting the leader's wife and daughters.

Gotta say though, it was pretty hard to talk to them. Almost like being in a Dunkin' Donuts or 7-11 back in Delaware.

Posted by: Joe "Grabby Hands" Biden at January 25, 2015 02:56 AM (tdmtT)

760 After 6 years of O Bumbles cluelessness, along with
that of all of his staff and advisors, you need to ask this question?
Really?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 25, 2015 02:41 AM (VHKLL)

*************************
For some reason unknown to me, I was thinking about the Paris debacle the other day. Among other things, it is the job of the Embassy staff, ultimately under the Ambassador's direction, to know (a) what is going on in the country where they're located, and (b) which high-ranking Americans are in country.
It is inconceivable that the Embassy staff didn't know that the march was going to be a big deal and that Eric Holder was in town. It is conceivable, however, that they were so stupid they never put two and two together.
As for getting the President or Vice President, our Embassy staff couldn't have been so ill-informed that they did not know other heads of state were going to be there -- and not only that, remember the French have an Embassy in Washington that was trying to nail down the President or someone high-ranking at the same time. So the decision not to send someone had to have been deliberate.
Someday the e-mails are going to come out on this. Not JEF or Big Ketchup's finest hours.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2015 02:59 AM (5f5bM)

761 2014 was a tumultuous year, but I can't say it was a bad one.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 25, 2015 02:32 AM (18q33)


If 2015 is better, than 2014 was not bad in that the future was bette.

If 2015 is worse, than at least 2015 wasn't as bad.

Eithr which way, at least 2014 isn't as bas as now!!1!

Posted by: The Overly-Optimistic Hat at January 25, 2015 03:00 AM (0Ew3K)

762 I thought when you met the Indian chief, you were supposed to raise your hand and say, "How"?

Posted by: Joe B at January 25, 2015 03:01 AM (5f5bM)

763 Here is a live song or two from [i\]Tennger Calvary:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snzf_SdzXH4

Posted by: The Galloping Hat at January 25, 2015 03:03 AM (0Ew3K)

764 @ 761 [The Overly-Optimistic Hat] -- Exactly, I think!

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 25, 2015 03:04 AM (18q33)

765 Some pagan black folk Metal from Asia:

http://tinyurl.com/m642uoe

Posted by: The Metal Hat at January 25, 2015 03:10 AM (0Ew3K)

766 is cooth around tonight?

Posted by: jc at January 25, 2015 03:26 AM (iRJ+A)

767 762
I thought when you met the Indian chief, you were supposed to raise your hand and say, "How"?


Posted by: Joe B at January 25, 2015 03:01 AM (5f5bM)


Fried.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 03:26 AM (T1005)

768 766
is cooth around tonight?


Posted by: jc at January 25, 2015 03:26 AM (iRJ+A)


Hey, jc -- how are you doing?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 03:28 AM (T1005)

769 768
766

is cooth around tonight?




Posted by: jc at January 25, 2015 03:26 AM (iRJ+A)


Hey, jc -- how are you doing?


Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 03:28 AM (T1005)

===some good, some bad. I am thinking about something serious related to stepped-up basis on a main home.
I am facing a loss of 1/2 of the C/G exemption from 500K to 250K on a 24-month window after missus jc passed and whether or not I can depend on a step-up for her might be a big factor in whether I have to sell or not.
If I can take advantage of a step-up for her, is there anyway that the step-up has to be documented now to remain force after the 24 month window or is all of that just goofy?

Posted by: jc at January 25, 2015 03:40 AM (iRJ+A)

770 769
768

766


is cooth around tonight?






Posted by: jc at January 25, 2015 03:26 AM (iRJ+A)


Hey, jc -- how are you doing?




Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 03:28 AM (T1005)

===some good, some bad. I am thinking about something serious related to stepped-up basis on a main home.
I
am facing a loss of 1/2 of the C/G exemption from 500K to 250K on a
24-month window after missus jc passed and whether or not I can depend
on a step-up for her might be a big factor in whether I have to sell or
not.
If I can take advantage of a step-up for her, is there anyway
that the step-up has to be documented now to remain force after the 24
month window or is all of that just goofy?


Posted by: jc at January 25, 2015 03:40 AM (iRJ+A)


OK, so just some random thoughts (and not actual tax advice) -- first, state law has a major effect on what happens upon (presumably testate) succession. I've never practiced in Alaska, BTW.

In California, a community-property state, it is basically assumed that property acquired after a marriage is community (unless you make a deal of purchasing it with personal assets never commingled). If you have a house that you bought for $200K in 2001, and it is worth $500K now, your basis after the dust settles will be $350K. That would be $100K of your basis (half of $200K purchase) plus $250K of her basis (half of $500K at DoD). That step-up in basis would be subject to estate tax if you were brother and sister (in fact, the original basis would be similarly subject to tax [estate tax would be levied on her entire half, $250K]), but bequests between spouses are generally exempt.

The nice thing about a spousal step-up in basis is that is not recoverable by the government under current law.

Now, if you were in a state without community property, it may very well be that you own the house outright. In that case, your basis after the dust settles would be $200K -- same as the purchase price. Alternatively, she could have owned it entirely, in which the basis to you would be $500K.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 04:00 AM (T1005)

771 Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 04:00 AM (T1005)

====

Alaska is strange because it is an opt-in community property state, but I didn't know that and now it is too late. I could have had the double step-up if I had acted.


anyway, I think I can get my 1/2 basis + her 1/2 step-up and get a new higher basis that way. There is no state tax.


so the only question is -- is there anything I am REQUIRED to do in terms of an IRS form to lock in the step-up now under the assumption that more than 24 months would pass before I sell?

Posted by: jc at January 25, 2015 04:06 AM (iRJ+A)

772 771
Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 04:00 AM (T1005)

====

Alaska
is strange because it is an opt-in community property state, but I
didn't know that and now it is too late. I could have had the double
step-up if I had acted.


anyway, I think I can get my 1/2 basis + her 1/2 step-up and get a new higher basis that way. There is no state tax.


so
the only question is -- is there anything I am REQUIRED to do in terms
of an IRS form to lock in the step-up now under the assumption that more
than 24 months would pass before I sell?


Posted by: jc at January 25, 2015 04:06 AM (iRJ+A)


I would advise you to consult an expert on the ground up there -- it would likely be a state form or practice rather than Federal -- and, frankly, I've never heard-of opt-in community property [and, BTW, you'd only get a double step-up if she owned the house outright]. The good news is that such consultations tend to be short and productive if you know what might be going-on in the first place.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 04:11 AM (T1005)

773 "I wanted my nose to look more like Liz Taylor's. . . "

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at January 25, 2015 04:12 AM (fIv/H)

774 Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 04:11 AM (T1005)

===

thanks. that's a good place to start.


here's the coolest part about Alaska opt-in -- it is not limited to alaska residents -- estate planners around the country can use it based on the trust law here.

Posted by: jc at January 25, 2015 04:14 AM (iRJ+A)

775 Uh-oh, Dave's drunk. What does Dave do when he's drunk? He posts about how much he loves his wife. Yea, fuck me, I'm boring.

So, I need to buy my wife a red dress, just so I can ask the bandleader to play Chris DeBurgh's "Lady in Red" and dance with her.

The years and the lives and the bullshit fall away. "Such a feeling of complete and utter love". Give me that and "fundamental concepts", bills, work, REALITY...it can all fall away. It means nothing for that one moment of perfect bliss.

Wait, what am I saying? That's my life. It's a bit rough around the edges though, maybe I'll buy her that red dress after all.

Sorry folks, tonight, I'm just happy tonight for what I have, for how blessed I am. I'll be back to DOOM soon enough(probably when I wake up and my head says "Had fun? Now let's talk").

Posted by: Weirddave at January 25, 2015 04:14 AM (WvS3w)

776 775
Uh-oh, Dave's drunk. What does Dave do when he's drunk? He posts about how much he loves his wife. Yea, fuck me, I'm boring.

So,
I need to buy my wife a red dress, just so I can ask the bandleader to
play Chris DeBurgh's "Lady in Red" and dance with her.

The years
and the lives and the bullshit fall away. "Such a feeling of complete
and utter love". Give me that and "fundamental concepts", bills, work,
REALITY...it can all fall away. It means nothing for that one moment of
perfect bliss.

Wait, what am I saying? That's my life. It's a bit rough around the edges though, maybe I'll buy her that red dress after all.

Sorry
folks, tonight, I'm just happy tonight for what I have, for how blessed
I am. I'll be back to DOOM soon enough(probably when I wake up and my
head says "Had fun? Now let's talk").


Posted by: Weirddave at January 25, 2015 04:14 AM (WvS3w)


We're kind of fond of you both, so I hope the scheme comes off if it'll make her happy. 'Cause that would make you happy.


I should note, however, that I don't buy the fiancee clothing AT ALL, 'cause she likes what she likes and if it pinches or doesn't flatter.....well, that wouldn't be fun.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 04:18 AM (T1005)

777 774
Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 04:11 AM (T1005)

===

thanks. that's a good place to start.


here's
the coolest part about Alaska opt-in -- it is not limited to alaska
residents -- estate planners around the country can use it based on the
trust law here.


Posted by: jc at January 25, 2015 04:14 AM (iRJ+A)


You most likely have to have some nexus within Alaska for it to apply to any part of your assets. You can't live in Rhode Island and just decide that Alaska probate law applies.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 04:23 AM (T1005)

778 You most likely have to have some nexus within
Alaska for it to apply to any part of your assets. You can't live in
Rhode Island and just decide that Alaska probate law applies.


Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 04:23 AM (T1005)

====no, you have to set up a trust or agreement first. can't be done post-death.

Posted by: jc at January 25, 2015 04:31 AM (iRJ+A)

779 The years and the lives and the bullshit fall away. "Such a feeling of complete and utter love". Give me that and "fundamental concepts", bills, work, REALITY...it can all fall away. It means nothing for that one moment of perfect bliss.

Wait, what am I saying? That's my life. It's a bit rough around the edges though, maybe I'll buy her that red dress after all.

Sorry folks, tonight, I'm just happy tonight for what I have, for how blessed I am. I'll be back to DOOM soon enough(probably when I wake up and my head says "Had fun? Now let's talk").

Posted by: Weirddave at January 25, 2015 04:14 AM (WvS3w)


After the torchlight red on sweaty faces
After the frosty silence in the gardens
After the agony in stony places
The shouting and the crying
Prison and palace and reverberation
Of thunder of spring over distant mountains
He who was living is now dead
We who were living are now dying
With a little patience
Here is no water but only rock
Rock and no water and the sandy road
The road winding above among the mountains
Which are mountains of rock without water
If there were water we should stop and drink
Amongst the rock one cannot stop or think
Sweat is dry and feet are in the sand
If there were only water amongst the rock
Dead mountain mouth of carious teeth that cannot spit
Here one can neither stand not lie nor sit
There is not even silence in the mountains
But dry sterile thunder without rain
There is not even solitude in the mountains
But red sullen faces sneer and snarl
From doors of mudcracked houses
If there were water
And no rock
If there were rock
And also water
And water
A spring
A pool among the rock
If there were the sound of water only
Not the cicada
And dry grass singing
But sound of water over a rock
Where the hermit-thrush sings in the pine trees
Drip drop drip drop drop drop drop 357
But there is no water
Who is the third who walks always beside you?
When I count, there are only you and I together
But when I look ahead up the white road
There is always another one walking beside you
Gliding wrapt in a brown mantle, hooded
I do not know whether a man or a woman
- But who is that on the other side of you?
What is that sound high in the air
Murmur of maternal lamentation
Who are those hooded hordes swarming
Over endless plains, stumbling in cracked earth
Ringed by the flat horizon only
What is the city over the mountains
Cracks and reforms and bursts in the violet air
Falling towers
Jerusalem Athens Alexandria
Vienna London
Unreal
A woman drew her long black hair out tight
And fiddled whisper music on those strings
And bats with baby faces in the violet light
Whistled, and beat their wings
And crawled head downward down a blackened wall
And upside down in air were towers
Tolling reminiscent bells, that kept the hours
And voices singing out of empty cisterns and exhausted wells.
In this decayed hole among the mountains
In the faint moonlight, the grass is singing
Over the tumbled graves, about the chapel
There is the empty chapel, only the wind's home.
It has no windows, and the door swings,
Dry bones can harm no one.
Only a cock stood on the rooftree
Co co rico co co rico
In a flash of lightning. Then a damp gust
Bringing rain
Ganga was sunken, and the limp leaves
Waited for rain, while the black clouds
Gathered far distant, over Himavant.
The jungle crouched, humped in silence.
Then spoke the thunder
DA
Datta: what have we given?
My friend, blood shaking my heart
The awful daring of a moment's surrender
Which an age of prudence can never retract
By this, and this only, we have existed
Which is not to be found in our obituaries
Or in memories draped by the beneficent spider
Or under seals broken by the lean solicitor
In our empty rooms
DA
Dayadhvam: I have heard the key
Turn in the door once and turn once only
We think of the key, each in his prison
thinking of the key, each confirms a prison
Only at nightfall, aethereal rumours
Revive for a moment a broken Coriolanus
DA
Damyata: The boat responded
Gaily, to the hand expert with sail and oar
The sea was calm, your heart would have responded
Gaily, when invited, beating obedient
To controlling hands
I sat upon the shore
Fishing, with the arid plain behind me
Shall I at least set my lands in order?
London Bridge is falling down falling down falling down
Poi s'ascose nel foco che gli affina
Quando fiam uti chelidon - O swallow swallow
Le Prince d'Aquitaine à la tour abolie
These fragments I have shored against my ruins
Why then Ile fit you. Hieronymo's mad againe.
Datta. Dayadhvam. Damyata.
Shantih shantih shantih

Posted by: What the Thunder Said at January 25, 2015 04:32 AM (0Ew3K)

780 example--


http://preview.tinyurl.com/nkkv72v

Posted by: jc at January 25, 2015 04:33 AM (iRJ+A)

781 778
You most likely have to have some nexus within

Alaska for it to apply to any part of your assets. You can't live in

Rhode Island and just decide that Alaska probate law applies.




Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 04:23 AM (T1005)

====no, you have to set up a trust or agreement first. can't be done post-death.


Posted by: jc at January 25, 2015 04:31 AM (iRJ+A)


Hmmmm....

.....on to more pleasant subjects, how's the weather? Had any interesting wildlife encounters lately?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 04:33 AM (T1005)

782 .....on to more pleasant subjects, how's the weather? Had any interesting wildlife encounters lately?


Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 04:33 AM (T1005)

====weather actually starting to seem like winter. we got a little snow and it cooled down to a normal temp for this time of year.
not outside much yet. sorting, cleaning and throwing shit away. huge job and not much fun. that's a key part of why this 24-month window shit is on my mind.
pissed at myself for not knowing about this opt-in thing before. I coulda saved myself a gubmint shafting really easy and I just didn't know.

Posted by: jc at January 25, 2015 04:40 AM (iRJ+A)

783 B52s.... I love them as much as the A10s.

Saw them both in action during the Gulf War. Yikes. Felt sorry for those who received what they dished out.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at January 25, 2015 04:41 AM (nywSB)

784 780
example--


http://preview.tinyurl.com/nkkv72v


Posted by: jc at January 25, 2015 04:33 AM (iRJ+A)


I'm not so sure about this -- they're saying that things have been settled this way since 1947, but this certainly did not reflect current practices when I was doing bunches of returns. I'd look at section 1014(b)(6) more closely when it was less late.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 04:49 AM (T1005)

785 Night all.

Here is "Xanadu" by Rish:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w3s2T0VBug

Posted by: The Political Hat (of a poetic vein) at January 25, 2015 04:49 AM (0Ew3K)

786 782
.....on to more pleasant subjects, how's the weather? Had any interesting wildlife encounters lately?




Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 04:33 AM (T1005)

====weather
actually starting to seem like winter. we got a little snow and it
cooled down to a normal temp for this time of year.
not outside much
yet. sorting, cleaning and throwing shit away. huge job and not much
fun. that's a key part of why this 24-month window shit is on my mind.
pissed
at myself for not knowing about this opt-in thing before. I coulda
saved myself a gubmint shafting really easy and I just didn't know.


Posted by: jc at January 25, 2015 04:40 AM (iRJ+A)


Aren't you in Alaska?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 04:50 AM (T1005)

787 Weather Report Suite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN6mjNMNytY

Posted by: The Weather Report Hat at January 25, 2015 04:54 AM (0Ew3K)

788 Aren't you in Alaska?


Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 04:50 AM (T1005)

====yep. but I figger I am too late for the best moves now.

Posted by: jc at January 25, 2015 04:54 AM (iRJ+A)

789 785
Night all.



Here is "Xanadu" by Rish:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w3s2T0VBug

Posted by: The Political Hat (of a poetic vein) at January 25, 2015 04:49 AM (0Ew3K)


I don't know of any band named "Rish" doing "Xanadu". There is video out there of "Rash" doing "Closer to the Heart", however -- http://tinyurl.com/l94jcy4 .

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 04:56 AM (T1005)

790 788
Aren't you in Alaska?




Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 04:50 AM (T1005)

====yep. but I figger I am too late for the best moves now.


Posted by: jc at January 25, 2015 04:54 AM (iRJ+A)


Just scanning things, it appears that "opt-in" is only for those out of state. If you're in-state, you're in. How was the property purchased?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 04:58 AM (T1005)

791 Just scanning things, it appears that "opt-in" is
only for those out of state. If you're in-state, you're in. How was the
property purchased?


Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 04:58 AM (T1005)

====I woulda had to place it in the trust.

Posted by: jc at January 25, 2015 05:00 AM (iRJ+A)

792 I don't know of any band named "Rish" doing "Xanadu". There is video out there of "Rash" doing ...

"Closer to the Heart", however -- http://tinyurl.com/l94jcy4 .

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 04:56 AM (T1005)


Let's not be pedantic...

Enjoy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVkb7ulSnjA

Posted by: The Weather Hat at January 25, 2015 05:01 AM (0Ew3K)

793 791
Just scanning things, it appears that "opt-in" is

only for those out of state. If you're in-state, you're in. How was the

property purchased?




Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 04:58 AM (T1005)

====I woulda had to place it in the trust.


Posted by: jc at January 25, 2015 05:00 AM (iRJ+A)


Regular community property is community property if purchased when you're married. No trust necessary.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 05:05 AM (T1005)

794 792
I don't know of any band named "Rish" doing "Xanadu". There is video out there of "Rash" doing ...



"Closer to the Heart", however -- http://tinyurl.com/l94jcy4 .



Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 04:56 AM (T1005)



Let's not be pedantic...



Enjoy:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVkb7ulSnjA





Posted by: The Weather Hat at January 25, 2015 05:01 AM (0Ew3K)


You do know these guys can't play their instruments, right? It's scientific -- http://tinyurl.com/kfvruud

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 05:09 AM (T1005)

795 Regular community property is community property if purchased when you're married. No trust necessary.


Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 05:05 AM (T1005)

====alaska is not a community property state. alaska is a community property TRUST state. "An Alaska Community Property Trust is a joint revocable living trust."

Posted by: jc at January 25, 2015 05:09 AM (iRJ+A)

796 You do know these guys can't play their instruments, right? It's scientific -- http://tinyurl.com/kfvruud

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 05:09 AM (T1005)


A Retort:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6WGNd8QR-U

Posted by: The Scientific Hat at January 25, 2015 05:11 AM (0Ew3K)

797 795
Regular community property is community property if purchased when you're married. No trust necessary.




Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 05:05 AM (T1005)

====alaska
is not a community property state. alaska is a community property TRUST
state. "An Alaska Community Property Trust is a joint revocable living
trust."

Posted by: jc at January 25, 2015 05:09 AM (iRJ+A)


So, who bought the house? Whose name is on the deed? Is it tenancy-in-common, or JTWROS?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 05:13 AM (T1005)

798 So, who bought the house? Whose name is on the deed? Is it tenancy-in-common, or JTWROS?


Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 05:13 AM (T1005)

===I am being coy because of our venue. If we were together I would tell you details.

Posted by: jc at January 25, 2015 05:17 AM (iRJ+A)

799 Night all.

This times for real.

Here is the album "Once More 'Round The Sun" by Mastodon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hA5MeYV1eI

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 25, 2015 05:20 AM (0Ew3K)

800 G'morning, all.


A good friend is moving to South Carolina
So, we were reading the South Carolina gun laws concerning purchase, possession and carry.

Judging by the smile on his face, I think he left with an erection that may last longer then four hours.



But.....I didn't personally check to be sure.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 25, 2015 05:25 AM (fL+1V)

801 798
So, who bought the house? Whose name is on the deed? Is it tenancy-in-common, or JTWROS?




Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 05:13 AM (T1005)

===I am being coy because of our venue. If we were together I would tell you details.


Posted by: jc at January 25, 2015 05:17 AM (iRJ+A)


'Sokay -- I just get irritable when someone says something like, "pissed

at myself for not knowing about this opt-in thing before. I coulda

saved myself a gubmint shafting really easy and I just didn't know." -- 'cause it sounds like rolling over and giving up. Never give up.

With the fiancee's mom, she had a living trust, then went a little soft for a bit and didn't do some things, then passed.....and we got a court to say she "coulda shoulda woulda" when it was all too obvious she didn't.....and now, we're conveniently past the statute of limitations. Never give up. If the law is against you, use the facts; if the facts are against you, use the law; and if both the facts and the law are against you, pound the table and hope your judge is a mush-head.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 05:26 AM (T1005)

802 Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 05:26 AM (T1005)


====

understood. I will do my best, but I will draw the line well short of where a certain mr. snipes did.

Posted by: jc at January 25, 2015 05:28 AM (iRJ+A)

803 800
G'morning, all.





A good friend is moving to South Carolina

So, we were reading the South Carolina gun laws concerning purchase, possession and carry.



Judging by the smile on his face, I think he left with an erection that may last longer then four hours.







But.....I didn't personally check to be sure.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 25, 2015 05:25 AM (fL+1V)


Where's he moving from?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 05:29 AM (T1005)

804 802
Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 05:26 AM (T1005)


====

understood. I will do my best, but I will draw the line well short of where a certain mr. snipes did.


Posted by: jc at January 25, 2015 05:28 AM (iRJ+A)

I said, "don't give up" -- I didn't say, "turn your back on 'em, bend over a solid object, and smear K-Y all over your ass."

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 05:31 AM (T1005)

805 "Where's he moving from?"


The Peoples Republic of Baltimore

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 25, 2015 05:39 AM (fL+1V)

806 I said, "don't give up" -- I didn't say, "turn your back on 'em, bend over a solid object, and smear K-Y all over your ass."


Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 05:31 AM (T1005)


====I'm not sure he got the KY. My situation is at worst a missed opportunity. Nothing dire -- just a waste of money for no good reason cuz I didn't do enough reading first. Or, at best, it is a newly found opportunity that I will pursue and avoid throwing money down the dc rathole thereby staving off the inevitable gubmint collapse by another billionth of a second.

Posted by: jc at January 25, 2015 05:41 AM (iRJ+A)

807 I honestly didn't know Elizabeth Taylor was colored. I always thought she was British. Well, off to work. Later youse guys.

Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2015 05:42 AM (go5uR)

808 805
"Where's he moving from?"





The Peoples Republic of Baltimore

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 25, 2015 05:39 AM (fL+1V)


Well, yeah -- that's an easy improvement. Baltimore was the place where they were checking out-of-state-plates against out-of-state gun registrations, wasn't it?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 05:42 AM (T1005)

809 "Baltimore was the place where they were checking out-of-state-plates against out-of-state gun registrations, wasn't it?"

Why yes, yes they were.
They never did fully explain how that flow of information happened.
Almost like listening to Belichick explain football pressures.

Lots of words were said.
And not much else.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 25, 2015 05:46 AM (fL+1V)

810 806
I said, "don't give up" -- I didn't say, "turn your back on 'em, bend over a solid object, and smear K-Y all over your ass."




Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 05:31 AM (T1005)


====I'm
not sure he got the KY. My situation is at worst a missed opportunity.
Nothing dire -- just a waste of money for no good reason cuz I didn't do
enough reading first. Or, at best, it is a newly found opportunity that
I will pursue and avoid throwing money down the dc rathole thereby
staving off the inevitable gubmint collapse by another billionth of a
second.


Posted by: jc at January 25, 2015 05:41 AM (iRJ+A)


No, he greased himself up good -- "At his sentencing, prosecutors said Snipes, a
resident of Windermere, Florida, had earned more than $38 million since
1999 but had filed no tax returns or paid any taxes through October
2006." http://tinyurl.com/d67smud . That's not fighting, that's the equivalent of saying "the lion is a butterfly and, thus, your premise is invalid."

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 05:48 AM (T1005)

811 809
"Baltimore was the place where they were checking out-of-state-plates against out-of-state gun registrations, wasn't it?"



Why yes, yes they were.

They never did fully explain how that flow of information happened.

Almost like listening to Belichick explain football pressures.



Lots of words were said.

And not much else.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 25, 2015 05:46 AM (fL+1V)


Congrats to your friend. South Carolina's nice, and reasonably sane, but it's demographically questionable for long-term investment according to http://tinyurl.com/cxb4wzg -- their ratio is 1.06. He might note that neither North Carolina nor Georgia is on that list of 11 states.....though the food in Charleston is mighty tempting.....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 05:54 AM (T1005)

812 thanks cooth. CYA.

Posted by: jc at January 25, 2015 05:55 AM (iRJ+A)

813 812
thanks cooth. CYA.


Posted by: jc at January 25, 2015 05:55 AM (iRJ+A)


You're welcome to whatever help I can give -- and if my help is worthless, you still have my concern.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 25, 2015 05:57 AM (T1005)

814 hey CDR-M where do you live in Hampton Roads ?
I'm from N.News We should have coffee sometime.

Posted by: Elliott D. at January 25, 2015 09:03 AM (l4+Yx)

815 Best war movie: Zulu

Almost the best: Midway; Run Silent, Run Deep; The Enemy Below; Sahara; Enemy at the Gates; Battle of Britain; Guns of Navarone; The Horse Soldiers; The Lighthorsemen.

Let me make a special recommendation for The Lighthorsemen, since so few have seen it or even heard of it. It's an excellent Australian movie about the battle of Beersheba (191 and the great cavalry charge of the Australian and New Zealand Light Horse, the last great cavalry charge by a Western army in a set-piece battle in history and the best cavalry charge on film in my opinion. (And yes, I've seen both Charge of the Light Brigade movies.) The Light Horse were actually mounted infantry, not true cavalry, they weren't supposed to be doing real cavalry charges, but they did, and they took the fixed artillery and machine gun Turkish defenses at Beersheba. A great story, and a true one.



Posted by: matthew49 at January 25, 2015 09:51 AM (S0m11)

816 Battle of Beersheba, 1918. Don't know why that came out like it did.

Posted by: matthew49 at January 25, 2015 09:53 AM (S0m11)

817 One of my favorite war movies is "Sailor of the King", starring Jeffrey Hunter. Hunter plays a sailor marooned on an island after a German battlecruiser sinks his ship. When the German ship lays up in a secluded bay to refit and repair, Hunter starts sniping the German sailors and delays the repairs long enough for the RN squadron to appear and finish the matter.

It's been a long time since I've watched it. 4 stars.

Posted by: mrp at January 25, 2015 09:56 AM (JBggj)

818 I also recommend "The Lighthorsemen". That cavalry charge into Beersheba is awesome.

If "The Wind and the Lion" hasn't been mentioned, it should be.

Posted by: mrp at January 25, 2015 09:59 AM (JBggj)

819 728 i'm waiting for President Firestarter Palin

willow I think?

Posted by: NCJ at January 25, 2015 02:26 AM (/2Qtx)

=====Nope. Piper

Posted by: mrp at January 25, 2015 10:01 AM (JBggj)

820 Escort girls http://REGMODELS.RU

Posted by: Tina at January 26, 2015 07:18 PM (95udX)

(Jump to top of page)






Processing 0.09, elapsed 0.0961 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0303 seconds, 829 records returned.
Page size 428 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.



MuNuvians
MeeNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!

Real Clear Politics
Gallup
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat