Morning Thread (1-23-2015)

Rise and shine, fellow Slurpee-drinking, bitterly clinging, terrorist arsonists who, for some reason, just don't like our President much. Racism, obvs.

This week's excellent podcast just posted. Ace and crew spend a lot of time talking about Bradley Cooper's balls and Tom Brady's eyes ... or maybe I have that backwards.

Weirdest podcast yet, I think. Quasi-sexual love-in on Bradley Cooper, then a Fitbit/Jawbone fitness band debate.
— John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) January 23, 2015

Note: If you listen to the podcast on Stitcher, I received an email from them this week that said they're still working on fixing the long delay in getting new content posted. This has affected our last 2 episodes.

Posted by: Andy at 06:11 AM

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1 I rise. I will never shine.

Posted by: Evil Otto at January 23, 2015 06:12 AM (6eVVe)

2 Good Morning Morons. Today is Friday, January 23, 2015. On this day in 1897 Elva Zona Heaster was found dead in Greenbrier County, West Virginia. Her husband was convicted of murder based on the testimony of a ghost.

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:16 AM (wlDny)

3 The base of the Republican Party is rearing its head now. It appears that Ace is not the only one who has had enough.

http://is.gd/OD508R

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:16 AM (wlDny)

4

DAY 808

655 to go (728 to Inauguration Day 2017)

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 06:16 AM (CMkNk)

5 The Chief Information Officer at the UN's UNICEF agency has resigned following questions regarding his appointment.

http://is.gd/0xrbtm

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:16 AM (wlDny)

6 Billionaire climate ~~activist~~ kook Tom Steyer announced Thursday that he will not enter the race to succeed U.S. Sen. Barbara Boxer in California, a move that reshaped the early contest that has attracted a pack of potential candidates.

And yes, he blew a wad of cash supporting Democrat candidates who ALL lost.

http://is.gd/TCDVMN

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:17 AM (wlDny)

7
Renee Ellmers.

Get fucked.

That's all.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 06:17 AM (CMkNk)

8 The Gaystapo strikes in France. Three people have been convicted of hate crimes for tweets that were offensive to gays. They tried to pass the same law here but the Supremes shot it down as a violation of the first amendment. The ruling said you could have "hate crime" laws but not "hate speech" laws. I guess France needs a first amendment too.

http://is.gd/nOaVwj

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:17 AM (wlDny)

9 Looks like you folks in the NE are going to get some weather this weekend.

http://is.gd/dVArwj

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:17 AM (wlDny)

10 Immigration officers are blasting the Republican congress surrender on amnesty.

http://is.gd/qJWgDQ

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:17 AM (wlDny)

11 The IRS has hired the same company that botched the healthcare rollout and was fired. If I recall correctly there were allegations that they had ties to the Mooch. A little bit of crony corruption at the WH eh?

http://is.gd/h5wV37

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:18 AM (wlDny)

12 NYC mayor de Commio praises the disgraced and corrupt assembly leader who has been charged with corruption by the feds.

http://is.gd/MNCS6k

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:18 AM (wlDny)

13
Illegal aliens will soon have the right to vote in local DC elections.

But they promise that that's where it ends - - - and they won't apply a jizzya in your mouth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 06:18 AM (CMkNk)

14 Recall David Gregory's violation of the high capacity magazine law on Meet The Mess? Well, the cops did want to charge him but the DC AG refused to press charges. It helps to be a liberal reporter in DC.

http://is.gd/mmby7x

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:18 AM (wlDny)

15 WI Sheriff unloads on Al "Brawley" Sharpton.

http://is.gd/Iuwkdr

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:18 AM (wlDny)

16 Obama is leaking Israeli documents as revenge for meeting with Boner. As Ace said yesterday, this administration is a bunch of punk kids who never grew up.

http://is.gd/Trs6rX

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:19 AM (wlDny)

17 Black thugs invade an Oakland BART meeting to demand that charges against their members for disrupting the trains be dropped. I say they should have a new round of more charges. And where was security for this meeting?

http://is.gd/XNkDQR

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:19 AM (wlDny)

18 Pro-Palestinian ~~and anti-Israel activists~~ THUGS disrupted the [NYC] City Council's stated meeting on Thursday while members were voting on a resolution commemorating the 70th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz.

http://is.gd/wNmV5j

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:19 AM (wlDny)

19 That VA Democrat who dropped out of his Party to run as an independent has been brought up on new charges; perjury and forgery.

http://is.gd/uMilf7

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:20 AM (wlDny)

20
So the goofy dame who tried eating a bathtub of Froot Loops and milk scolds SCOAMF for negotiating with the Castro's.

She said "he puts the dick in dictator."

Nice.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 06:20 AM (CMkNk)

21 The MFM spends hours debating under-inflated footballs and a few seconds covering Obama releasing terrorists from GITMO. Priorities

http://is.gd/YxelNC

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:20 AM (wlDny)

22 Recall Dianne Scruntstein's attack on the CIA for spying on her? Well, investigation by Senate Democrats reveals yes, there was spying going on in her office. But it was done by her staff taking material from the CIA w/o authorization.

http://is.gd/lg4CF9

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:20 AM (wlDny)

23 3 Ace,

If they refuse to appease the base on ANYTHING why have a 2d party at all?

Far better to have an overt one party state comrade....

"Honest"

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 23, 2015 06:20 AM (/4AZU)

24 The smoking gun e-mail for the Ferguson riots. The MO governor should resign.

http://is.gd/PZ0o5R

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:20 AM (wlDny)

25 Massive corruption revealed at HUD. This agency has always been populated with crooks and charlatans at the top. It should be eliminated and everyone in it fired.

http://is.gd/YTnYSG

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:21 AM (wlDny)

26 That's a Deudge worthy mash up of "ghost" and "Republican Party" in succeeding comments.

Posted by: MTF at January 23, 2015 06:21 AM (tt3kE)

27 The NJ Fat Man will attend the Iowa conservative meeting. Why? He is not even a real Republican, much less a "conservative".

http://is.gd/D1uYLn

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:21 AM (wlDny)

28 The corrupt Obama administration is stonewalling the House Benghazi investigation. But what difference does it make now?

http://is.gd/morLuB

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:21 AM (wlDny)

29 Ramirez

http://is.gd/QJwacQ

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:22 AM (wlDny)

30 A whistleblower says the 2008 housing collapse investigation by Democrats was a full bore cover-up. I have always said that, the government caused that collapse, not the banks.

http://is.gd/RhowdF

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:22 AM (wlDny)

31 The Daily Deals

http://is.gd/as4ODW

That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:22 AM (wlDny)

32 30 Vic,

It was an overt action by Schumer to incite a panic....

It was on C-span...several of us here commented on what he was doing.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 23, 2015 06:24 AM (/4AZU)

33 21 The MFM spends hours debating under-inflated footballs and a few seconds covering Obama releasing terrorists from GITMO. Priorities

http://is.gd/YxelNC
Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:20 AM (wlDny)

Bread. Circuses. Some dissembling required.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 06:25 AM (CMkNk)

34 27 The NJ Fat Man will attend the Iowa conservative meeting. Why? He is not even a real Republican, much less a "conservative".

http://is.gd/D1uYLn
Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:21 AM (wlDny)

With due respect to Iowa morons, that state and New Hampshire are hardly conservative bastions, in the true definition of the word.

It's why the primary process needs to be completely overhauled (but won't).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 06:27 AM (CMkNk)

35 25 Vic,

Want a scandal?

HUD homes are not held to VA standards on inspection approval.....

Spouse and I look at HUD homes every assignment....not one passed VA appraisal/inspection...

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 23, 2015 06:27 AM (/4AZU)

36 The Obama administration is already working to bring on the next housing collapse, using GSE's and the CRA to force 5% down mortgages for non-credit worthy borrowers again.

The Progressives only learned one thing from the 2008 collapse- it let them do massive spending and allows the. To nationalize big parts of the economy, while voters were desperate and scared. They want those powers again.

Posted by: MTF at January 23, 2015 06:28 AM (tt3kE)

37
Mossad makes a rare appearance out of the shadows to set the record straight about the SCOAMF pro-Iranian agenda.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 06:28 AM (CMkNk)

38 33 JJ Sefton,

I think Tapper finally blocked me over my taunting him last night.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 23, 2015 06:28 AM (/4AZU)

39 36 MTF,

Jokes on them, I hate my HOA and will gladly sell to the biggest idiot I can find and use the profits to buy in Windsor.....

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 23, 2015 06:30 AM (/4AZU)

40 38 33 JJ Sefton,

I think Tapper finally blocked me over my taunting him last night.
Posted by: Sven10077 at January 23, 2015 06:28 AM (/4AZU)

I thought Tapper was somewhat moderately honest. I guess not.

Meh, what did I expect?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 06:30 AM (CMkNk)

41 32 It was an overt action by Schumer to incite a panic....

It was on C-span...several of us here commented on what he was doing.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 23, 2015 06:24 AM (/4AZU)

The collapse was caused by decades of lending to people and businesses who would normally not qualify for a loan because of bad credit. But thanks to the Democrat "red-line" law banks were forced by the government to make loans.

Both Bush and McShitty warned of the pending ball balloon burst and that person of dubious sex from MA made fun of their their concern in the committee meeting saying things were just fine. The collapse occurred less than 6 months later.

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:31 AM (wlDny)

42 Carry over from the ONT thanks Maetenloch!

The comments from the Heartiste site,,,
RE: Whose bitch is<>this are off the chart.

http://tinyurl.com/pa2d4lr

Have a great weekend Horde!

Now to read the AoS ONT comments.

Posted by: Lost Tom Servo at January 23, 2015 06:31 AM (fQett)

43 Ah, J.J.

There you are.

From the ONT.
.........................
" So, where's J.J.?

Got an idea for a movie script.

A modern feminist is caught up in a micro-wormhole, and transported back in time to the forming up, and beginning of a wagon train heading out west.

Shhh...
let's watch, and see what happens."

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2015 06:32 AM (PJJ0o)

44

It really is amazing and a testament to the decency and restraint of the American people that they have not risen up by now and burned DC to the ground.

Not condoning anything. Just making an observation.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 06:32 AM (CMkNk)

45 43 Got an idea for a movie script.

A modern feminist is caught up in a micro-wormhole, and transported back in time to the forming up, and beginning of a wagon train heading out west.

Shhh...
let's watch, and see what happens."
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2015 06:32 AM (PJJ0o)

"Outlaw Josey Wales" Comanchero scene where they shred Sondra Locke's clothing and get ready for the old in-out in-out.

Eastwood beat us by 40 years.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 06:33 AM (CMkNk)

46 Have Scalise and McCarthy responded publicly to their failure to get the late term abortion bill done? While I wish Congress wouldn't do abortion bills, I hate abject failure. Those bastards need to account for themselves. To AtC especially, if they want advice.

Posted by: MTF, clumsy on the phone at January 23, 2015 06:33 AM (tt3kE)

47 46 Have Scalise and McCarthy responded publicly to their failure to get the late term abortion bill done? While I wish Congress wouldn't do abortion bills, I hate abject failure. Those bastards need to account for themselves. To AtC especially, if they want advice.
Posted by: MTF, clumsy on the phone at January 23, 2015 06:33 AM (tt3kE)

I'm no scientist but at 20 weeks, it's a human fucking being. A majority of Americans from both parties support that ban.

And again - FUCK YOU, RENEE ELLMERS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 06:35 AM (CMkNk)

48 "Eastwood beat us by 40 years. "

I forgot about that one.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2015 06:35 AM (PJJ0o)

49 "Eastwood beat us by 40 years. "

I forgot about that one.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2015 06:35 AM (PJJ0o)

50 46
Have Scalise and McCarthy responded publicly to their failure to get the
late term abortion bill done? While I wish Congress wouldn't do
abortion bills, I hate abject failure. Those bastards need to account
for themselves. To AtC especially, if they want advice.

Posted by: MTF, clumsy on the phone at January 23, 2015 06:33 AM (tt3kE)

I thought they passed a watered down version in the House.

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:35 AM (wlDny)

51 Wow,
a double post this early in the morning.

Shit

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2015 06:35 AM (PJJ0o)

52 A modern feminist is caught up in a micro-wormhole, and transported back in time to the forming up, and beginning of a wagon train heading out west.

Shhh... let's watch, and see what happens."

$100 on Calamity Jane whoopin' her ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2015 06:36 AM (rZrxc)

53 I LOL'd at the Ramirez cartoon....especially with Biden as a lampshade.

Gotta hand it to the JEF. Pissing off the Mossad is a special kind of stupid.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 23, 2015 06:36 AM (OsWis)

54 And, I see that my hash has changes.

Almost, almost a Jammy wearing Jooo

But nothing will ever beat the day that Pixie gave me "EZGay" as a hash.

That was one for the ages.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2015 06:37 AM (PJJ0o)

55 54,

How long did you have that hash?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 23, 2015 06:38 AM (OsWis)

56 "How long did you have that hash?"

Better part of a day.

The comments about that one were truly worthy of the Horde.

Nobody brings it like the Morons.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2015 06:39 AM (PJJ0o)

57 54 But nothing will ever beat the day that Pixie gave me "EZGay" as a hash.

That was one for the ages.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2015 06:37 AM (PJJ0o)

That was the day Gabe went to Hot Air, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 06:40 AM (CMkNk)

58 I will be cutting out early this morning to go into the hospital for blood work for my upcoming colonoscapy that I had been told I wouldn't have to get this year.

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:40 AM (wlDny)

59 Nothin' like bein' awoke by the sound of cat vomit. Mornin' all.

Posted by: Null at January 23, 2015 06:40 AM (xjpRj)

60

PJ Joo? What's that, a sleeping rabbi?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 06:41 AM (CMkNk)

61 Every time I hear about a "pod" cast I think about this.

http://tinyurl.com/kcqvo4h

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 23, 2015 06:41 AM (0FSuD)

62 Regarding the stand-down order by the MO gov:

The fucker needs to resign.

If the NG had been deployed and patrolling the AO, perhaps that young man who was gunned down in his car and set afire to would still be among the living.

I really despise these people.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 23, 2015 06:41 AM (OsWis)

63 My Viszla doesn't want to go outside yet. Instead, he wants to sleep. Get up doggeh! Here, have some coffee.

Posted by: MTF, clumsy on the phone at January 23, 2015 06:41 AM (tt3kE)

64 58 I will be cutting out early this morning to go into the hospital for blood work for my upcoming colonoscapy that I had been told I wouldn't have to get this year.
Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:40 AM (wlDny)

Hang in there, bro.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 06:41 AM (CMkNk)

65 63 My Viszla doesn't want to go outside yet. Instead, he wants to sleep. Get up doggeh! Here, have some coffee.
Posted by: MTF, clumsy on the phone at January 23, 2015 06:41 AM (tt3kE)

Another stubborn, pig-headed Hungarian - like me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 06:42 AM (CMkNk)

66 "Nothin' like bein' awoke by the sound of cat vomit. "

Or, as we say at Castle VIA, Friday.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2015 06:45 AM (PJJ0o)

67 29 Ramirez

Great cartoon Vic! I'm working my way through the morning links. Thank you for putting them together, once again!

Posted by: MTF, clumsy on the phone at January 23, 2015 06:47 AM (tt3kE)

68
Jeff Sessions has been named chairman of the key Senate Immigration Subcommittee.

Shocked. He's pro-American.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 06:47 AM (CMkNk)

69 'Or, as we say at Castle VIA, Friday.'

Or at Freaked Manor, every f'n day.

Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2015 06:48 AM (JdEZJ)

70 64 Hang in there, bro.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 06:41 AM (CMkNk)

My oncology Doctor over in the city said I didn't need one this year that we would go to very other year. My surgeon over here said he had miscounted and I still needed one this year. The actual procedure is nothing, its the preps that are a literal pain in the ass.

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:49 AM (wlDny)

71 "Shocked. He's pro-American."

There must have been a mistake.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 23, 2015 06:50 AM (/p+Br)

72 70 The actual procedure is nothing, its the preps that are a literal pain in the ass.
Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:49 AM (wlDny)

Yeah, the Saccharin-Seawater cocktails are yummy.

But that anesthesia-induced sleep is amazing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 06:50 AM (CMkNk)

73 71 "Shocked. He's pro-American."

There must have been a mistake.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 23, 2015 06:50 AM (/p+Br)

The article's at Breitbart, and evidently he's also chairing an Armed Services committee as well.

Love Jeff Sessions. And he's presidential material as well, IMHO.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 06:51 AM (CMkNk)

74 72 Yeah, the Saccharin-Seawater cocktails are yummy.

But that anesthesia-induced sleep is amazing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 06:50 AM (CMkNk)

The worse thing about those is having to drink two pint bottles of the crap in a hurry.

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:52 AM (wlDny)

75 Good luck with it Vic. I hope it goes well. As well as can be expected anyway.

Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2015 06:52 AM (JdEZJ)

76 75
Good luck with it Vic. I hope it goes well. As well as can be expected anyway.

Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2015 06:52 AM (JdEZJ)

They have all been negative so far which is why the oncologist said we go to every other year. But the surgeon did not agree.

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:53 AM (wlDny)

77 If the doc says "Who's bitch is this?" when you go in though I think I would start looking for another doctor.

Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2015 06:54 AM (JdEZJ)

78 74 The worse thing about those is having to drink two pint bottles of the crap in a hurry.
Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:52 AM (wlDny)

The consuming of mass quantities is gag inducing for sure.

One time, the doctor prescribed Miralax mixed with Gatorade and it was easy-peasy.

On the down side, I later found out that the anesthesiologist was de-frocked for using used needles. Had to get tested for AIDS, Hepatitis ABCD, etc.

Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 06:54 AM (CMkNk)

79 77 If the doc says "Who's bitch is this?" when you go in though I think I would start looking for another doctor.
Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2015 06:54 AM (JdEZJ)

Of if he ever uses the word "fabulous." Run.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 06:55 AM (CMkNk)

80 "Good luck with it Vic. I hope it goes well. As well as can be expected anyway."

Hang in there, and good luck.

First time I did the prep, I was at the BEQ in Portsmouth Va, by myself .

Mrs VIA kept calling see how I was doing.
I think it was also to giggle at me, sitting on the pot.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2015 06:55 AM (PJJ0o)

81 Renee Ellmers...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 06:17 AM (CMkNk)

Who bitch this is?

Posted by: Shinblade at January 23, 2015 06:57 AM (GqEzX)

82 78 One time, the doctor prescribed Miralax mixed with Gatorade and it was easy-peasy.

On the down side, I later found out that the anesthesiologist was
de-frocked for using used needles. Had to get tested for AIDS,
Hepatitis ABCD, etc.

Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 06:54 AM (CMkNk)

I am supposed to go by the drug store and pick up a "Ducalax" suppository and two bottles of Magnesium Citrate today.

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:58 AM (wlDny)

83 @66 Got woke up this morning at 5:00 when the dog decide that it was time for a very loud, long and thorough self-cleaning.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President of the Sammy Sosa Fan Club at January 23, 2015 06:59 AM (OWjjx)

84 3
The base of the Republican Party is rearing its head now. It appears that Ace is not the only one who has had enough.
http://is.gd/OD508R

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:16 AM

I understand their impatience but they really shouldn't do much more than talk and plan before the Supreme Court decision. How the court rules will be more important posturing now. If the issue is upheld then they can go to town, but if the federal exchange subsidies are stuck down it all falls apart very quickly. It makes me wonder if these critics of the new Congress even know there is a huge court case pending.

Posted by: Lester at January 23, 2015 06:59 AM (2UPXV)

85 " I later found out that the anesthesiologist was

de-frocked for using used needles."

Damn.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 23, 2015 07:01 AM (/p+Br)

86 82 I am supposed to go by the drug store and pick up a "Ducalax" suppository and two bottles of Magnesium Citrate today.
Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 06:58 AM (wlDny)

They usually prescribe this powder called "Movie Prep." But the Magnesium Citrate is probably similar in taste. (cost me $26 last time I had the procedure, but my brother was charged almost $100 - thanks Obamacare! He asked for a generic and he got it much cheaper).

Miralax has absolutely no flavor at all so it was a breeze.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:01 AM (CMkNk)

87 86 Miralax has absolutely no flavor at all so it was a breeze.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:01 AM (CMkNk)

I have some Miralax here already but they prescribed the other.

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 07:02 AM (wlDny)

88 85 " I later found out that the anesthesiologist was
de-frocked for using used needles."

Damn.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 23, 2015 07:01 AM (/p+Br)

You can imagine the blood draining from my face when I got a letter from the Dept. of Health. Should have sued the living shit out of the bastard.

Luckily, I tested negative for everything and am fine.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:03 AM (CMkNk)

89 87 I have some Miralax here already but they prescribed the other.
Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 07:02 AM (wlDny)

Every doctor is different. Follow "zee orderz" mein herr!

And good luck.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:03 AM (CMkNk)

90 Well, I need to go over and feed my neighbor's animals. She went down to the beach this weekend. BBS

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 07:05 AM (wlDny)

91 @65 Another stubborn, pig-headed Hungarian

Oh my. That explains so much. "Point taken."

I had a Hungarian GF, for years. What a magnificent piece of humanity. Absolutely out-of-my-league gorgeous, too. But when bitch was called for, she could really bring the bitch. When I called her "Hun," it was short for Attila. She liked that.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2015 07:05 AM (xq1UY)

92 "You can imagine the blood draining from my face"

Yes I can. Why in the Hell who he/she do such a thing? Were they taking and re-selling the new ones...?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 23, 2015 07:06 AM (/p+Br)

93 Since it's raining today and I have no appointments I think I'll sit in the office and do paperwork and invoices. That means I'll probably be annoying yall all day.

Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2015 07:06 AM (JdEZJ)

94 91 When I called her "Hun," it was short for Attila. She liked that.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2015 07:05 AM (xq1UY)

Eesh te nem!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:07 AM (CMkNk)

95 92 "You can imagine the blood draining from my face"

Yes I can. Why in the Hell who he/she do such a thing? Were they taking and re-selling the new ones...?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 23, 2015 07:06 AM (/p+Br)

I have no friggin' idea.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:07 AM (CMkNk)

96 "would"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 23, 2015 07:07 AM (/p+Br)

97 Last night on Megyn Kelly's show, Donovan McNabb said Tom Brady and Peyton Manning started a petition among quarterbacks to lessen pressure in footballs. That's news if it's true. Brady, if he's responsible, really screwed up covering up yesterday. Much better to say "yeah, I did it, but I had no idea it's so important to all of you and it has no impact on game performance, it's just how I like it. I'll take my fine and won't do it again, but there was no conscious cheating going on."

Posted by: MTF, clumsy on the phone at January 23, 2015 07:08 AM (FCsIb)

98 I rise, or rather attain vertical stability. Then I may, if required, shine a flashlight on leetle dog as she teetees. But that's it until I get my coffee.

Posted by: Eromero at January 23, 2015 07:08 AM (go5uR)

99 Got to start getting all of the tax crap together. I think I'd rather do what Vic is doing today.

Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2015 07:08 AM (JdEZJ)

100
Regarding the stand-down order by the MO gov:

The fucker needs to resign.

If the NG had been deployed and patrolling the AO, perhaps that young man who was gunned down in his car and set afire to would still be among the living.

I really despise these people.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 23, 2015 06:41 AM (OsWis)

Ironically, it's become obvious that the only person who appears to have acted properly, honorably and within the law during the whole affair and the aftermath is Darren Wilson.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2015 07:10 AM (VB0Qs)

101
It really is amazing and a testament to the decency and restraint of the American people that they have not risen up by now and burned DC to the ground.

Not condoning anything. Just making an observation.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 06:32 AM (CMkNk)
---------
Or it could be the apathy, laziness, poor education and dependance on Uncle Sugar.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 23, 2015 07:11 AM (KlVdw)

102 101 Or it could be the apathy, laziness, poor education and dependance on Uncle Sugar.
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 23, 2015 07:11 AM (KlVdw)

Wait until the sugar bowl is empty.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:12 AM (CMkNk)

103 I see the Mossad chief is now claiming the Preezy "selectively leaked" portions of his statement on sanctions and "falsifying" some of his statements. What's that? The President of the United States is a lying sack 'o shit, you say? Imagine that.

Posted by: MTF, clumsy on the phone at January 23, 2015 07:13 AM (FCsIb)

104 I think I'd rather do what Vic is doing today.
Virtually indistinguishable, amirite?

My lawn, get off it: when I was young, syringes were made of glass and all the needles got re-used. "Dude, do you even autoclave?" Good times.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2015 07:13 AM (xq1UY)

105 that the only person who appears to have acted properly, honorably and
within the law during the whole affair and the aftermath is Darren
Wilson!?!

Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton at January 23, 2015 07:14 AM (/p+Br)

106 Never trust a Nixon.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 23, 2015 07:14 AM (V70Uh)

107 Ironically, it's become obvious that the only person who appears to have acted properly, honorably and within the law during the whole affair and the aftermath is Darren Wilson.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2015 07:10 AM (VB0Qs)

Word.

Posted by: Talibill at January 23, 2015 07:14 AM (FGZtn)

108 What the fuck is up with leftists and stand down orders??

Benghazi, then Fergudishu.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 23, 2015 07:15 AM (OsWis)

109
Sheldon Silver is the quintessential example of what's wrong with American politics.

Example - he refused to allow mixed martial arts fighting because the food service union is feuding with the owner of the league in Vegas.

He also put the kibosh on a domed stadium in Manhattan at the behest of the Dolan family, owners of the Knicks and the Garden.

I hope he rots, but I imagine he'll get a wrist slap and get to keep all the lucre he stole.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:15 AM (CMkNk)

110 @103

Heh. Indeed.

Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton at January 23, 2015 07:18 AM (/p+Br)

111 Shit. Get away, Al!

Double fail.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 23, 2015 07:20 AM (/p+Br)

112 Given that the NFL is completely controlled by lawyers, as most of our institutions are these days, what's the NFL rulebook say about under-inflated footballs? What's the penalty for using them, what's the penalty for putting the needle in and letting too much air out?

Surely someone has checked by now...

The fact that it's not being brought up suggests to me there aren't any specified penalties for deflating footballs. Unlike for example, sticking your toe over the line of scrimmage before the ball is hiked, or punching a receiver beyond 5 yards, standing over the QB and questioning his manhood, or beating your wife, or smoking a joint, or so on and so forth. The NFL has rules for everything, and the penalties are known.

If it doesn't have one for under-inflating footballs, then shut up about it.

Live by the lawyer, die by the lawyer.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2015 07:22 AM (Dj0WE)

113 It's OK, we knew it was you. Homeland Security knows too.

Posted by: MTF, clumsy on the phone at January 23, 2015 07:22 AM (FCsIb)

114 "Sheldon Silver is the quintessential example of what's wrong with American politics."

I am honestly surprised and underwhelmed that with his position in NY that he's only being pegged with $4 million in graft. I would have thought a lot more than that.

It's just what they do.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 23, 2015 07:23 AM (/p+Br)

115 May I rise but just softly glow?

Ain't feeling the shining.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 23, 2015 07:23 AM (7ObY1)

116 I hope he rots, but I imagine he'll get a wrist slap and get to keep all the lucre he stole.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:15 AM

But...but...but...your very own mayor says ol' Shelly's a Good Guy!

Posted by: MrScribbler at January 23, 2015 07:23 AM (yAC3X)

117 What Silver got nailed with is a tiny drop in the bucket.

His corruptness has been legendary for decades. He's the Jewish Mayor Quimby.

There's a good reason he always chose to stay so far off of the national radar.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 23, 2015 07:25 AM (7ObY1)

118 After the failure of the House Republicans to pass the abortion bill, I no longer have any inclination or obligation to vote Republican again, at least at the national level. The only reason I was holding on was because I stupidely believed they were the pro- life party. If they are not, then I'm out. Done. Gone. Goodbye. See ya.

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting and watching at January 23, 2015 07:25 AM (dFi94)

119 Taking out one or two of GOPe is not going to change a damn thing.

We took out that little shit Cantor and all GOPe did was shrug it off and proceed with business as usual of caving and lying

The only way anything changes is to put 500K to a million people on the steps of the capital, every day and form a new party.

Anything less is masturbation.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 23, 2015 07:25 AM (BaTpq)

120 112 Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2015 07:22 AM (Dj0WE)
=============================

In guessing its a minor penalty and that's one reason why we haven't really heard from the NFL yet. They're going to want to do more than just a small fine and they're probably trying to find a rule allowing them to smack the Pats around more harshly.

Posted by: MTF, clumsy on the phone at January 23, 2015 07:26 AM (FCsIb)

121 Wegmans "Everything" bagels are just so f'ing magically delicious.

(Crunch crunch crunch)

Posted by: Citizen X at January 23, 2015 07:26 AM (7ObY1)

122 99
Got to start getting all of the tax crap together. I think I'd rather do what Vic is doing today.

Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2015 07:08 AM (JdEZJ)

I have that to do yet.

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 07:27 AM (wlDny)

123 But...but...but...your very own mayor says ol' Shelly's a Good Guy!
Posted by: MrScribbler at January 23, 2015 07:23 AM (yAC3X)

Warren Wilhelm really is a schmuck. Instead of turning their backs on him, they should have faced him and drawn their revolvers.

In salute, of course!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:29 AM (CMkNk)

124 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 23, 2015 07:29 AM (2Ayux)

125 Good morning, Horde. Waiting for the new round of pain meds to kick in. I managed to get a hairline fracture of a metatarsal to go along with the spiral tibia fracture, so that's been giving me pain. Thank you for all the prayers, I managed to get in some sleep last night. Andy, I'll take a raincheck on that slurpee until after I have surgery.

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 23, 2015 07:29 AM (FUlNJ)

126 Got to start getting all of the tax crap together. I think I'd rather do what Vic is doing today.
Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2015 07:08 AM

Not seeing the difference.

One drains everything out of you and then jams its probe in your nether regions, while the other....

Posted by: MrScribbler at January 23, 2015 07:30 AM (yAC3X)

127 Posted by: pookysgirl at January 23, 2015 07:29 AM (FUlNJ)

May God watch over you today.

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting and watching at January 23, 2015 07:30 AM (dFi94)

128 The I.R.S. is a boil on Satan's red hairy ass.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 23, 2015 07:31 AM (7ObY1)

129 119 Anything less is masturbation.
Posted by: Kreplach at January 23, 2015 07:25 AM (BaTpq)

I'll take Jizzya for $200, Alex.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:31 AM (CMkNk)

130 Well doggies have been fed and I need to get ready.

118
After the failure of the House Republicans to pass the abortion bill, I
no longer have any inclination or obligation to vote Republican again,
at least at the national level. The only reason I was holding on was
because I stupidely believed they were the pro- life party. If they are
not, then I'm out. Done. Gone. Goodbye. See ya.

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting and watching at January 23, 2015 07:25 AM (dFi94)

They did pass a House abortion bill.
http://is.gd/TgEecq

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 07:31 AM (wlDny)

131 128 The I.R.S. is a boil on Satan's red hairy ass.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 23, 2015 07:31 AM (7ObY1)

The I.R.S. "IS" Satan's red hairy ass.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:32 AM (CMkNk)

132 Let me take a look at that Vic.....

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting and watching at January 23, 2015 07:32 AM (dFi94)

133 My brother just pointed out to me that Rosamund Pike is a babe, and sent me a picture to prove it. And now she's my phone picture. Thanks Rosamund! Can I call you Rose?

Posted by: MTF, clumsy on the phone at January 23, 2015 07:33 AM (FCsIb)

134 120 -

Unless I'm mistaken, Ray Rice recently won a ruling that said the NFL can't suspend him for more than the 2 games they gave him initially.

Which doesn't mean Ray will ever play again, but the league had no authority to up his suspension after the fact.

I doubt they have any authority to penalize the Patsies more than whatever it would be here. Which is probably an on-field penalty, if anything. So yeah, 5 yards and a loss of down. To be enforced next summer, in their first pre-season game.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2015 07:33 AM (Dj0WE)

135 130 They did pass a House abortion bill.
http://is.gd/TgEecq

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 07:31 AM (wlDny)

On page 643, the bill provides $47 million dollars for a Margaret Sanger Memorial Library.

/s

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:34 AM (CMkNk)

136 Pookysgirl, what the heck happened to you?! Get those bones mended. And take care.

Posted by: MTF, clumsy on the phone at January 23, 2015 07:35 AM (FCsIb)

137 Yesterday morning I learned from the horde that Joos may be living under our beds. I slept on the couch last night, just in case. Now my back hurts. Last time I listen to the horde on sleeping arrangements. Hope whoever started that rumor is happy now.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at January 23, 2015 07:37 AM (BLFGI)

138 130 -

What they passed is the exact same bill they passed last year. The one that died the Senate, and will NOT be signed into law by Obama.

It's the same language as the so-called "Hyde Amendment," which is currently the law of the land anyway, as it gets renewed annually, or whatever. It says no federal funds for abortion.

Passing it is completely symbolic, and has no effect on current abortion law/policy whatsoever.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2015 07:37 AM (Dj0WE)

139 135 On page 643, the bill provides $47 million dollars for a Margaret Sanger Memorial Library.

/s

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:34 AM (CMkNk)

Not unusual. They are always cramming crap in bills that have nothing to do with the bill's purpose.

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2015 07:38 AM (wlDny)

140 135 -

Heh, somebody should read the thing. It just might.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2015 07:38 AM (Dj0WE)

141 102 101 Or it could be the apathy, laziness, poor education and dependance on Uncle Sugar.
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 23, 2015
That's the plan! Viva la Communist revolution!

07:11 AM (KlVdw)

Wait until the sugar bowl is empty.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:12 AM (CMkNk)

Posted by: Cloward and Piven at January 23, 2015 07:39 AM (MYMcU)

142 Heh. Indeed.
Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton

HEH? INDEED?
--Rev. Al Sharpton

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2015 07:39 AM (zESFM)

143
On page 422, there are subsidies for stirrups and turkey basters.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:39 AM (CMkNk)

144 Disallowing Federal funds for abortions? Cutting out tax incentives for abortion coverage? Not impressed.

They didn't have the balls to do the right thing and limit abortions after 20 weeks. 5 full months of pregnancy. One month after the mother can feel the baby kicking. Just a couple of weeks pre-viability. Something practically every civilized nation does.

Chickenshits. If not now, when? If not them, who?

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting and watching at January 23, 2015 07:40 AM (dFi94)

145 141 Posted by: Cloward and Piven at January 23, 2015 07:39 AM (MYMcU)

The society may very well collapse. But the aftermath may not turn out the way Cloward and Piven predict.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:41 AM (CMkNk)

146 Yesterday morning I learned from the horde that Joos may be living under our beds. I slept on the couch last night, just in case. Now my back hurts. Last time I listen to the horde on sleeping arrangements. Hope whoever started that rumor is happy now.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel

The shape shifters plans worked! You couch wasn't a couch. It was a damn shape shifter. THAT'S why your back hurts.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2015 07:42 AM (zESFM)

147 143 -

And in the appendix, a rule that says doctors and other medical personnel cannot be held responsible for the viability of tissue that survives the procedure, regardless of how many weeks.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2015 07:42 AM (Dj0WE)

148 "Chickenshits."

In a word, you nailed it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 23, 2015 07:42 AM (/p+Br)

149 My prior decision stands. Ex- Republican.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at January 23, 2015 07:43 AM (dFi94)

150 Well, I opened my mouth a little too loudly when talking with FenelonSpouse today at Wawa. I read a headline in one paper which talks about the fall of Yemen and as we were going to get a cup of coffee I said, "More chaos in the Middle East. Christians slaughtered all over the place and we'll probably have a nuclear event before he leaves office, and Obama has done nothing again fundamentalist Islam." If looks could have killed I'd be dead on the floor from the look one AA gave me. Did I mention that I can have a big mouth? ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2015 07:43 AM (DXzRD)

151 146 The shape shifters plans worked! You couch wasn't a couch. It was a damn shape shifter. THAT'S why your back hurts.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2015 07:42 AM (zESFM)

Foreskins are saved and if you rub them while singing "Hava Nagila" backwards, they turn into a succubus that resembles Kate Upton.

And then . . . world domination!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:44 AM (CMkNk)

152
Sheriff Dave Clark from Milwaukee utterly BLASTS Sharpton and Holder on yesterday's Fox and Fiends.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:45 AM (CMkNk)

153 152
Sheriff Dave Clark from Milwaukee utterly BLASTS Sharpton and Holder on yesterday's Fox and Fiends.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:45 AM (CMkNk)

He's good. A Democrat too.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at January 23, 2015 07:46 AM (dFi94)

154 Well new to thread. In waiting room, wife getting her colonscoph so I laughed at move prep comment

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 23, 2015 07:47 AM (yxTo5)

155 'Sheriff Dave Clark from Milwaukee utterly BLASTS Sharpton and Holder on yesterday's Fox and Fiends. '

They should get him on "The Five".

Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2015 07:47 AM (JdEZJ)

156 154 Well new to thread. In waiting room, wife getting her colonscoph so I laughed at move prep comment
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 23, 2015 07:47 AM (yxTo5)

As a showbiz guy, when I first heard the term "Movie Prep" I thought, "cool! My script just sold!" And then . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:48 AM (CMkNk)

157 151. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:44 AM (CMkNk)
==============================

FORESKINS ARE SAVED?!?!

Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton at January 23, 2015 07:48 AM (FCsIb)

158 "NY Post" blasts the NY Assembly Speaker for fraud and corruption. Before clicking on the link- if you care to-take a wild guess as to which party he belongs to?

nypost.com

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2015 07:50 AM (DXzRD)

159
During the whole Ferguson insurrection, Dave Clark was touted as a potential candidate for something.

I know he's a Dem, but I would certainly like to hear his opinions on other issues.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:50 AM (CMkNk)

160
Good morning, Horde. Waiting for the new round of pain meds to kick in. I managed to get a hairline fracture of a metatarsal to go along with the spiral tibia fracture, so that's been giving me pain. Thank you for all the prayers, I managed to get in some sleep last night. Andy, I'll take a raincheck on that slurpee until after I have surgery.
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 23, 2015 07:29 AM (FUlNJ)

Boooo, broken bones!

Yaaaaay, prescription drugs!

Hang in there, PG.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2015 07:50 AM (VB0Qs)

161
@112-BurtTC

This is the worst script the NFL has run on the fans since 2009. That year the New Orleans Saints "won" it's first Super Bowl ever. A few years after Katrina as the city overcame, against all odds, and rebuilt and residents moved back home. Hollywood couldn't have done better.
The thing is the NFL sees itself as "entertainment" for the masses, or rubes if you will. Just watch the games and buy the sponsors products. Lot of money in car, beer, and Papa John pizza's ads dropping in the NFL's lap. Just think of it as "pro" wrestling with more dollar signs. Hype before the Super Bowl is just par for the course. As was the hype during the playoff games. It's all about money not who is the world(?) champions of pro football.

Posted by: Case at January 23, 2015 07:51 AM (tjj0w)

162 158 "NY Post" blasts the NY Assembly Speaker for fraud and corruption. Before clicking on the link- if you care to-take a wild guess as to which party he belongs to?

nypost.com
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2015 07:50 AM (DXzRD)

Will refrain, as I'm a resident. And the Post has been going after him for years, as well as the equally corrupt NY state GOP.

It's one of the few decent papers left.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:51 AM (CMkNk)

163 Can't speak to a broken tibia, but take care of the broken foot. The Corps broke both of mine, and I didn't stay off them like I should have, so now I can't walk or run for distances. Stay off it.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 23, 2015 07:52 AM (yxw0r)

164 Foreskins are saved and if you rub them while singing "Hava Nagila" backwards, they turn into a succubus that resembles Kate Upton.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if you save them and turn them into wallets, when you rub them they turn into luggage.
Have you ever seen the wrinkles it leave in shirts when they go back to wallets?? Even the Chinese laundry can't get the wrinkles out.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2015 07:53 AM (zESFM)

165
Hail to the Foreskins,
Hail to the tips,
Without the Foreskins,
It's easier to grip!

Controversial team name solved.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:53 AM (CMkNk)

166 FenelonSpouse remarked,"The Post really has it in for this guy-7 pages of reporting."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2015 07:53 AM (DXzRD)

167 164 Even the Chinese laundry can't get the wrinkles out.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2015 07:53 AM (zESFM)

Use Calgon (ancient Chinese secret)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:54 AM (CMkNk)

168 Escort girls http://REGMODELS.RU

Posted by: Tina at January 23, 2015 07:55 AM (X3avc)

169 I saw your post yesterday-sometimes after you posted it, pookysgirl. Sorry about your spill. I was-and will be praying for you and the family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2015 07:55 AM (DXzRD)

170 166 FenelonSpouse remarked,"The Post really has it in for this guy-7 pages of reporting."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2015 07:53 AM (DXzRD)

Dude, unless you live here you have no idea what a goniffing bastard Sheldon Silver is.

Scum. Lower than scum. Scum needs an electron microscope to find Silver's integrity/moral center.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:55 AM (CMkNk)

171 MTF, yesterday morning, I was carrying my 2-year-old down the stairs after my husband left for work when my feet slid and I landed on top of my leg. Pookette didn't get a scratch (THANK GOD), I made it to the phone while nearly going into shock, and Pooky got home seconds before they were going to use the battering ram on our locked front door. Some guardian angels need to get paid hazard pay. I swear my AF ambulance driver learned to drive in Iraq. Surgery to put in a titanium rod is this afternoon (yay I'm going to be a cyborg!).

Ahhhh, the diluadid (or however you spell that) is kicking in. Nighty night!

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 23, 2015 07:55 AM (FUlNJ)

172

Purge on aisle 168!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:55 AM (CMkNk)

173 Scott Walker now has scheduled appearances in Iowa and New Hampshire. Getting started.

BTW: Any truth to the rumor that Jeb Bush is going to be Hillary's Veep ticket-mate?

Posted by: MTF, clumsy on the phone at January 23, 2015 07:56 AM (FCsIb)

174 "Who bitch this is?" Rallying cry for men against prog "females"?

I like it.
Alot.
I'm in.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at January 23, 2015 07:56 AM (h4UbF)

175 173 Scott Walker now has scheduled appearances in Iowa and New Hampshire. Getting started.

BTW: Any truth to the rumor that Jeb Bush is going to be Hillary's Veep ticket-mate?
Posted by: MTF, clumsy on the phone at January 23, 2015 07:56 AM (FCsIb)

Oh please oh please!!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:57 AM (CMkNk)

176 Hi, Tina. Inez does indeed seem very proud of the clay pot she is holding.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 23, 2015 07:57 AM (yxw0r)

177 Oh, I've got to listen to the podcast this morning over breakfast.

I'll leave you with this:

The notion of recovery simply beggars credulity. The Obama administration is in a state analogous to what aerodynamicists call "dynamic stall," in which an aircraft is trapped by its own control surfaces at an angle in which no lift is generated and it begins plummeting like a brick. Efforts to regain control simply redouble the forces gripping the aircraft. The only solution is to punch out and watch the plane dig a hole. (See the climax of The Right Stuff for an example of this effect in action.)

heh.

from American Thinker

The President as Pest

http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2015/01/the_president_as_pest.html

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2015 07:59 AM (IXrOn)

178
"Who bitch this is?"

Y'know, if Ebonics devolves English any further, it will start to sound like Medieval Scottish within a few years.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:59 AM (CMkNk)

179
Rep. Trent Franks (R-Ariz.), one of the sponsors of the pulled abortion bill, said the Republican leadership gave him a "word of honor" the measure will get floor action.

In a related story, Rep. Trent Franks (R-Ariz.) will gladly give you change for that $20. Can you take two $10s and a $5? That's all he's got on him.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 23, 2015 07:59 AM (kdS6q)

180 Morning.

I'm not sure what kind of morning. It may in fact be "good" but I haven't really given it much....
Wait a second. I'll look out the window.
OK OK its kinda chilly but not really uh.... and its overcast, but not snowing, so ...
Well I don't want to say "bad" OK I'll go with "fair".

Fair morning, all.

Posted by: Bigby's Karate Chop at January 23, 2015 08:01 AM (3ZtZW)

181 Waiting for the new round of pain meds to kick in. I managed to get a hairline fracture of a metatarsal to go along with the spiral tibia fracture,

Oh dayum. Had a co-worker step off a curb wrong while walking his dog, his leg looked like a candy cane. Hang in there!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2015 08:01 AM (zESFM)

182 Tina, wassup?

Posted by: MTF, clumsy on the phone at January 23, 2015 08:01 AM (FCsIb)

183 Slurpees? I was told there was Slurpees!

Posted by: Jay in Ames at January 23, 2015 08:02 AM (i2Lsf)

184 183 Slurpees? I was told there was Slurpees!
Posted by: Jay in Ames at January 23, 2015 08:02 AM (i2Lsf)

That's after the jizzya.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 08:03 AM (CMkNk)

185 Sorry to hear, pook'.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 23, 2015 08:04 AM (/p+Br)

186 Holy crap I just saw a clip of that green lipped YouTube star swimming in a tub of milk and fruit loops. How in the hell does that get you any creditability? I'm starting to think that Idiocracy did not go far enough in predicting how stupid this country will become.

Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2015 08:04 AM (JdEZJ)

187 They make Slurpees with Val-U-Rite now? Who knew?

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2015 08:05 AM (sdi6R)

188 That's after the jizzya.

I guess I should ask about the Slurpees first, huh?

Posted by: Jay in Ames at January 23, 2015 08:05 AM (i2Lsf)

189 The only solution is to punch out and watch the plane dig a hole.

Punch out while it augers in.

aka, Let. It. Burn.

Stand back. Protect oneself. Watch.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2015 08:06 AM (zESFM)

190 178
"Who bitch this is?"

He said it wrong.

The Ebonics stylebook sez:

Who bitch this be.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 23, 2015 08:06 AM (7ObY1)

191 From the sidebar: New Carl's Jr girl. (rdbrewer)

http://tinyurl.com/pf4fds2

H.o.l.y. s.h.i.t.

Charlotte McKinney.......dang.

Bunk.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at January 23, 2015 08:06 AM (JkmfQ)

192 And on another note, I have been reading again. "Then Quoteable Chesterton" and found this entry about John Bunyan who, as many people know wrote, "The Pilgrim's Progress" while in prison for preaching without a license or approval. Bunyan was a Baptist. He also wrote "Grace Abounding To The Chief of Sinners." This is what Chesterton said about the work.

[Bunyan wrote] "Grace Abounding To The Chief of Sinners"... perhaps the most powerful work ever wrought by genius with the materials of morbidity.

NO ONEe....CAN EVER forget the impression of that awful chapter [of Bunyan's biography], Grace Abounding, in which the sinner takes refuge takes refuge in place after place only to expect that roof after roof will crash down on him, and that he is safe nowhere if the very Universe he inherits belongs to one who is his enemy. Nor will anyone forget the chapter in which the sinner is reconciled to the Universe, and walks about the fields and cannot forbear from talking to the birds about the Grace of God.'

I have read PP, but not GA. I will have to look for it because I found those comments about oddly comforting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2015 08:06 AM (DXzRD)

193 #170 Dude, unless you live here you have no idea what a goniffing bastard Sheldon Silver is.

Seconded loudly.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 23, 2015 08:07 AM (7ObY1)

194 "I'm starting to think that Idiocracy did not go far enough in predicting how stupid this country will become."

I think it's more a matter of time than degree. Judge thought it would take 5 centuries for us to get so damn stupid. Survey says it may be only a matter of decades before such a thing manifests itself.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 23, 2015 08:09 AM (/p+Br)

195 I broke my leg while rehearsing for a show in which I had to jump up on furniture and fence. I came off the stage and got caught up in ropes and I didn't know until later that it was broken. It looked stupid having to wear one of those soft cast things while fencing.

I hope the pain meds come soon and PG gets some relief.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2015 08:09 AM (DXzRD)

196 President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho didn't stoop to interviews with green-lipped bathtub-cereal-eaters.

Camacho had STANDARDS.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 23, 2015 08:11 AM (7ObY1)

197 >>>Who bitch this be.

Normally, yes. But the question was in the accusatory tense "this is" while "this be" is the general.

Posted by: Bigby's Karate Chop at January 23, 2015 08:11 AM (3ZtZW)

198 [which, how many tenses are there in ebonics?]

Posted by: Bigby's Karate Chop at January 23, 2015 08:11 AM (3ZtZW)

199 198 [which, how many tenses are there in ebonics?]

There be one tense.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 23, 2015 08:12 AM (7ObY1)

200 For the uneducated:

gonif-a disreputable or dishonest person (often used as a general term of abuse)

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 23, 2015 08:12 AM (/p+Br)

201 Dude, unless you live here you have no idea what a goniffing bastard Sheldon Silver is.

No, I don't live there and neither does FS :^) so the comment was not an indication that Silver isn't a crook-just that the Post apparently is not withholding info. I didn't start reading the NY Post until the past couple of years as it's one of very few papers that isn't "Pravda Press" on Obama

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2015 08:12 AM (DXzRD)

202 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2015 08:06 AM (DXzRD)

I'm embarrassed to say that I started Pilgrim's Progress but never finished it. It's on my Kindle. I really should finish it .

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at January 23, 2015 08:13 AM (dFi94)

203 I think it's more a matter of time than degree. Judge thought it would take 5 centuries for us to get so damn stupid. Survey says it may be only a matter of decades before such a thing manifests itself.

$10 on 15 years.
The amount of "full on retard" since Y2k is astounding.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2015 08:13 AM (zESFM)

204 To who do this bitch be?

This bitch be whose?

Man, this is harder than I thought.

I mean, this BE harder...ah, screw it.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 23, 2015 08:14 AM (7ObY1)

205 Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at January 23, 2015 08:13 AM (dFi94)

Don't be embarrassed. It look me a few tries too as the Mid 17th century language is a bit much sometimes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2015 08:15 AM (DXzRD)

206 I can see a second sign to accompany 2012's "Iron My Shirts!" at Hillary or Liawatha rallies.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2015 08:16 AM (JO9+V)

207 Who squaw this is?

Posted by: Citizen X at January 23, 2015 08:17 AM (7ObY1)

208 Hey Fen our 14 year old son has declared he doesn't believe in God. He has been going to church since about birth. (My wife's church, Baptist) I think its a phase but Mrs Freaked is distraught. Any advise?

We have already had the discussion about you have nothing to lose by believing. I'm a bit more broad minded about it though and came to my own conclusions long ago. I went thru a similar phase though.

Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2015 08:17 AM (JdEZJ)

209 Well, what - we need the accusatory plural, impersonal, personal, and neuter

Then what? there's gotta be a term in german or something for the lusting-after, as in "Where all the white wimmens at?" Maybe acquistory?

Posted by: Bigby's Karate Chop at January 23, 2015 08:18 AM (3ZtZW)

210 199 citizen x,

Lesson da kronik be burnin' yo the we naw be tense....

//Professor Tyrone Ignatius Jefferson VITH esq

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 23, 2015 08:18 AM (/4AZU)

211 186 Holy crap I just saw a clip of that green lipped YouTube star swimming in a tub of milk and fruit loops. How in the hell does that get you any creditability? I'm starting to think that Idiocracy did not go far enough in predicting how stupid this country will become.
Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2015 08:04 AM (JdEZJ)

Supposedly she ripped on SCOAMF about Cuba; "he put the dick back in dictator!"

Amazing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 08:20 AM (CMkNk)

212 "
Well, what - we need the accusatory plural, impersonal, personal, and neuter"

Dat shit whack, yo!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 23, 2015 08:20 AM (/p+Br)

213 200 For the uneducated:

gonif-a disreputable or dishonest person (often used as a general term of abuse)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 23, 2015 08:12 AM (/p+Br)

In more general terms, it means "thief." But yes, Yiddish is a very colorful/contextual language.

Nuanced, it be.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 08:21 AM (CMkNk)

214 Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2015 08:17 AM (JdEZJ)

You didn't ask me but I'll give you my two cents anyway. Tell him it's not a requirement in your house to believe in God, but it a requirement to go to church. Your house, your rules. As long as he is living with you, he has to meet the requirements.

Then let God work on his heart in His own way and in His own time

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at January 23, 2015 08:21 AM (dFi94)

215 >>>Dat shit whack, yo!

Pristine example of the personal form of the accusatory tense

Posted by: Bigby's Karate Chop at January 23, 2015 08:22 AM (3ZtZW)

216 210 199 citizen x,

Lesson da kronik be burnin' yo the we naw be tense....

One time I drove this ghetto-dweller home from work as a favor. As we passed this house where people kept walking out the door with Styrofoam take-out containers, I asked him what was up with that.

He said: She Cook.

I was like, that looks like somebody's house. Does she have, like, a restaurant permit or anything?

He looked at me like he was befuddled by the question and said "No. She just cook."

Rachel Maddow - Who LesbiMan this is?

Chris Hayes - Who fat little girl this is?

Chris Matthews: Who tingly drunk this is?

John Boehner - Who vodka-reeking Oompa-Loompa this is?

Posted by: Citizen X at January 23, 2015 08:22 AM (7ObY1)

217
I think it's more a matter of time than degree. Judge thought it would take 5 centuries for us to get so damn stupid. Survey says it may be only a matter of decades before such a thing manifests itself.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill

Remember that classic experiment where scientists developed foxes with dog-like coloring, floppy ears and human interaction skills in just a few generations by simply selecting for tameness?

Looks like we're the beta test of that concept.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 23, 2015 08:22 AM (kdS6q)

218 >>>Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2015 08:17 AM (JdEZJ)

Eh. Churches are useful, if nothing else.

Posted by: Bigby's Karate Chop at January 23, 2015 08:23 AM (3ZtZW)

219 216 Citizen X,

It's Brawndo's world....we just electrolytin' in it.....

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 23, 2015 08:24 AM (/4AZU)

220 Nuanced, it be.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 08:21 AM (CMkNk)

My favorite Yiddish definition:

Nebbish: Someone you forget to introduce at a cocktail party.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2015 08:24 AM (Zu3d9)

221 217 Laurie David's Cervix,

Ethan Krupp is the New Captain America...

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 23, 2015 08:25 AM (/4AZU)

222 Sock check.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 23, 2015 08:26 AM (GqEzX)

223 What smart military blog this is?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2015 08:27 AM (659DL)

224 Is the new go style for midadged women exercise outfit or bluejeans?

Some women should not go out in public in exercise shit

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 23, 2015 08:27 AM (yxTo5)

225 What's Yiddish for my circumcision didn't take?

Posted by: Case at January 23, 2015 08:27 AM (tjj0w)

226 I think a lot of Kids of church going parents go through that phase (Our son is-as far as I can figure now a Deist, although for some reason he is reading a lot of Roman Catholic theology). My advice is not to harp on it and when he says, "I don't believe in God" don't freak out,but just say, ". O.K. Why is that? You want to tell me anymore"? so they're not put on the defensive and this may open up conversation. God's grace is abounding :^)and he may find his way back yet. One of the best books I read about raising teens is "Your teen is crazy" the author whom-Michael ? escapes me. I'm not saying that about teens being crazy for believing in God, just that it has a whole;e section about being calm in hormonal weirdness and kids trying to discover themselves and gives suggestions about how to calmly deal withy kids behaving in ways that are incomprehensible to parents. It sounds like you're a clam type anyway. Mr. Freaked. :^) I find the while teen thing a challenge so the book was helpful

And of course, pray for your kid-Just DON'T tell him that you're doing that. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2015 08:27 AM (DXzRD)

227 223 Circa,

Who SCOAMF ass mo-fo that be?

//Mirror Universe Thomas Sowell

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 23, 2015 08:28 AM (/4AZU)

228 Meant "I'm not saying teens are crazy for not believing in God...."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2015 08:28 AM (DXzRD)

229 208 Hey Fen our 14 year old son has declared he doesn't believe in God. He has been going to church since about birth. (My wife's church, Baptist) I think its a phase but Mrs Freaked is distraught. Any advise?

We have already had the discussion about you have nothing to lose by believing. I'm a bit more broad minded about it though and came to my own conclusions long ago. I went thru a similar phase though.
Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2015 08:17 AM (JdEZJ)

Purge his unbelief on pain of torture! Get...THE COMFY CHAIR!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 23, 2015 08:29 AM (mx5oN)

230 224 Nip Sip,

Types.......

Deletes......

Types....

Deletes....

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 23, 2015 08:30 AM (/4AZU)

231 >>>What's Yiddish for my circumcision didn't take?

Schvanz-schmutz

Posted by: Bigby's Karate Chop at January 23, 2015 08:30 AM (3ZtZW)

232

Dump

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at January 23, 2015 08:32 AM (dFi94)

233 What's Yiddish for my circumcision didn't take?

Oy vey! My balls! ??

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2015 08:32 AM (zESFM)

234 Y'know, if Ebonics devolves English any further, it will start to sound like Medieval Scottish within a few years.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2015 07:59 AM

Read Thomas Sowell's "Black Rednecks and White Liberals." Today's Black Studies professors would be really embarrassed (those capable of it) to learn where the speech patterns they call 'authentic black English' really came from....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 23, 2015 08:34 AM (knoK7)

235 Apropos of nothing. I went to use a parking lot yesterday. Not one space available - not even off to the side in the dirt. Then I saw a Ford Escort parked fully over 2 spaces....not just inched over the line but taking 2 full spots. I left a strongly worded note on their windshield ending with "I want to key the crap out of your paint job but am just leaving a note...be warned."

People suck sometimes.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 23, 2015 08:34 AM (6e75n)

236 >>>>Oy vey! My balls! ??

Erm. Last time using the blind mohel.

Posted by: Bigby's Karate Chop at January 23, 2015 08:35 AM (3ZtZW)

237 Posted by: Case at January 23, 2015 08:27 AM (tjj0w)

Shaygitz

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2015 08:36 AM (Zu3d9)

238 Teabaggers?

Hahhahahahahahaha!!!

Posted by: Renee Elmers at January 23, 2015 08:37 AM (lG2E3)

239 And just one caveat about "Your Teen is Crazy" the author is a child and family psychologist outside of Philadelphia and has evidently seen a lot of gun violence, so he has a bias against the easy availability of guns. If you can accept that's where he's coming from, I think people with teens would find a lot of the comments in the book very helpful. I found it very refreshing for instance, for what he says on divorce-that parents should not themselves that it's not going to damage to your kid and urges everyone to not get divorced unless there is violence or abuse or no other choice- He says marital infidelity and divorce are crushing for kids (He has a whole section of step parenting too) In a culture that urges, "Find your way. You deserve happiness" about breaking up a marriage very honest and true-And anyone who's divorced here-please don't hear that as ANY criticism of people whose circumstances I don't know any can't judge. I just think the world would be much better with intact families.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2015 08:37 AM (DXzRD)

240 Meant "not kid themselves"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2015 08:38 AM (DXzRD)

241 Oh, yes, "Your Teen is Crazy" is funny too and uges parents to try to cutlivate that, which IMO, is great. I think if parents of teens didn't have a sense of humor we'd often be pulling our hair out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2015 08:40 AM (DXzRD)

242 224 Is the new go style for midadged women exercise outfit or bluejeans?

Some women should not go out in public in exercise shit
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 23, 2015 08:27 AM (yxTo5)

Spandex is a privilege not a right

Posted by: the real ch3 at January 23, 2015 08:40 AM (IG5KL)

243 Liawatha rallies.

-
The squaw who didn't do squat.

http://tinyurl.com/mla7z6z

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 23, 2015 08:41 AM (+lEEa)

244 Then I saw a Ford Escort parked fully over 2 spaces....not just inched over the line but taking 2 full spots.

-

http://tinyurl.com/oulq5ws

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 23, 2015 08:45 AM (V+Zhy)

245 Well I'm not a mollusk (clam) but do think he will come around. Oldest boy never went thru this or at least never said it.

We are a stable family and the Mrs plays piano for the church so he will continue to go. I guess I need reassurance for her more than anything. The boy is smart but will have to figure it out for himself.

I'll see if I can find that book. Thanks!

Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2015 08:47 AM (JdEZJ)

246 I know its not my business, but like quitting drinking, believing in God sometimes takes hitting bottom. But when it kicks in after that, it tends to be much stronger and deeper.

I prefer the company of the former alkies, druggies and cons to the suburban middle class families at my church. Not that there's anything wrong with the families at all.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 23, 2015 08:48 AM (yxw0r)

247 There's a good reason he always chose to stay so far off of the national radar.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 23, 2015 07:25 AM (7ObY1)

"Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven," and Shelly Silver has reigned in hell for quite a number of years now.

Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2015 08:49 AM (nFajq)

248 Yes, after I posted it I saw the typo. Sorry. Of course I meant "calm" :^)

Hey, and I had my periods where I was an Atheist-even after I became a Christian-so yes, people can come around.

Best to you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2015 08:50 AM (DXzRD)

249 "150
Well, I opened my mouth a little too loudly when talking with
FenelonSpouse today at Wawa. I read a headline in one paper which talks
about the fall of Yemen and as we were going to get a cup of coffee I
said, "More chaos in the Middle East. Christians slaughtered all over
the place and we'll probably have a nuclear event before he leaves
office, and Obama has done nothing again fundamentalist Islam." If looks
could have killed I'd be dead on the floor from the look one AA gave
me. Did I mention that I can have a big mouth? ;^)"

A) What is a Wawa?

B) By AA are you referring to a minor league baseball player?

C) I agree that the reelection of President Obama pretty much guaranteed a nuclear event before he leaves office. The only question is whether it will be in a US city.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 23, 2015 08:52 AM (KDbAT)

250 A Wawa is a chain story we have in the NE which is like 7-11. AA is-African American

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2015 09:03 AM (DXzRD)

251 Conservatives can win the GOP nomination if they consolidate support behind one candidate. Rand Paul, please get the fuck out.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 23, 2015 09:04 AM (lG2E3)

252 "208
Hey Fen our 14 year old son has declared he doesn't believe in God. He
has been going to church since about birth. (My wife's church, Baptist) I
think its a phase but Mrs Freaked is distraught. Any advise?

We have already had the discussion about you have nothing to lose by
believing. I'm a bit more broad minded about it though and came to my
own conclusions long ago. I went thru a similar phase though.

Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2015 08:17 AM (JdEZJ)"

Well, that's the issue right there. You should be taking him to the One True Church.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 23, 2015 09:05 AM (KDbAT)

253 "You should be taking him to the One True Church."

Methodists?

Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2015 09:07 AM (JdEZJ)

254 Hey, could we pleeze not have the Reformation-Counter Reformation salvos today unless you were fooling around. ;^) P.S. Lots of RC kids go through the same phrase too of not believing in God.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2015 09:09 AM (DXzRD)

255 Well, that's the issue right there. You should be taking him to the One True Church.

Does he like lime jello with carrot shavings?

Posted by: The Lutherans at January 23, 2015 09:11 AM (2Ayux)

256 "250
A Wawa is a chain story we have in the NE which is like 7-11. AA is-African American

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2015 09:03 AM (DXzRD)"

I see. Does it have a few tables to sit and consume their tasty viands or were you just waiting in line?

One of my daughters delights in egging me on to rant about Obama when she sees that there are people of color behind me or out of my line of sight. Obnoxious behavior is apparently hereditary.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 23, 2015 09:11 AM (KDbAT)

257 Wawa doesn't have tables. I was just going over to the place where they have a large "serve it yourself coffee" section and the AA gentleman was just finishing up fixing his coffee and walking away.

LOL Well as long as you have an ally it's better.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2015 09:14 AM (DXzRD)

258 "254
Hey, could we pleeze not have the Reformation-Counter Reformation salvos
today unless you were fooling around. ;^) P.S. Lots of RC kids go
through the same phrase too of not believing in God.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2015 09:09 AM (DXzRD)"

I'm just fooling around. The proper answer to which is the One True Church is always obviously "Mine". It is hard to imagine anybody believing that some other church is the One True Church but going to a different one because they have better pot lucks or more parking.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 23, 2015 09:15 AM (KDbAT)

259 Maybe they just adore green jello with carrot shavings but don't want to fix it at home. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2015 09:20 AM (DXzRD)

260 "257
Wawa doesn't have tables. I was just going over to the place where they
have a large "serve it yourself coffee" section and the AA gentleman
was just finishing up fixing his coffee and walking away.

LOL Well as long as you have an ally it's better.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2015 09:14 AM (DXzRD)"

She's not an ally. She does it to embarrass me.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 23, 2015 09:21 AM (KDbAT)

261 Well, in that case, don't try to fall for her bait.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2015 09:26 AM (DXzRD)

262 35:

Suggest a review of their lender handbooks. A FHA appraiser's house observation has always been above and beyond VA's.

HUD/FHA requires a minimum of a head and shoulders view of the attic and crawl space, etc., during the appraiser's house observation. The VA, just like most conventional loans, not so much. Last time I checked, you don't have to test the HVAC systems, appliances, windows, light switches, etc., on a VA house observation like you do for an FHA house observation.

Their residential housing MPRs are pretty similar, but I disagree with your statement.

Posted by: 2L at January 23, 2015 09:53 AM (TaO1J)

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