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Hillary Advisor, Spinning: Hillary Will Be A Better President Than Obama Because She's a Doer; Obama "Hasn't Gotten Sh*t Done"

Um... this is the woman who continues to list her crowning achievement as Secretary of State her 40,000 air-miles or whatever.

Similarly, when she was running for Senator, her claims to "doing" consisted of Advising on this or Advocating for that.

Her claim that Obama is a "talker" and she is a "doer" is wrong. They're both jumped-up bureaucratic time-servers. Neither one's done dick.

Well, Obama's done some dick. Hillary... at least once.

Allegedly.

Posted by: Ace at 04:49 PM




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1 Rest

Posted by: Drill Thrawl at January 22, 2015 04:50 PM (xtpUs)

2 Or rather RESET

Derp!

And first

Posted by: Drill Thrawl at January 22, 2015 04:50 PM (xtpUs)

3 Nah it's not alleged.

It's questionable as to whose it was.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2015 04:51 PM (z/Ubi)

4 Well, Obama's done some dick. Hillary... at least once.

Eh, you're not taking the turkey baster scenario into account.

Posted by: joncelli at January 22, 2015 04:51 PM (ENczY)

5 I agree. It's just great how she did Libiya, and Benghazi.

Posted by: Drill Thrawl at January 22, 2015 04:51 PM (xtpUs)

6 Our next President will be historic

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at January 22, 2015 04:51 PM (R8hU8)

7 I am not worried about Scankles. Even her own Party hates her. And Lyingwatha will not get it either.

Posted by: Vic at January 22, 2015 04:51 PM (wlDny)

8 Ace, what can those folks on tweeter give you that we can't?

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 22, 2015 04:52 PM (TPjwz)

9 Hillary can probably drink Putin under the table.
So, there's that.

Posted by: Lord Humongous at January 22, 2015 04:52 PM (OM9Av)

10 She can do more pushups (seriously, people who use a walker often have amazing upper body strength).

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 22, 2015 04:53 PM (VAsIq)

11 Is everyone getting stoked up for the live Obama YouTube Interview?

It's starting at 5:05(ish) I'm told.

Posted by: mynewhandle at January 22, 2015 04:53 PM (AkOaV)

12 >> Well, Obama's done some dick.

Don't I know it?

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 22, 2015 04:53 PM (2OaXr)

13 *waves paw imperially*

I do believe that I made my opinion of Hillary rather clear in BC and I's most recent podcast.

Posted by: alexthechick - Where the hell did the Dark Side put the cookies at January 22, 2015 04:53 PM (mf5HN)

14 No, he IS a doer. That's the whole problem.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 22, 2015 04:53 PM (TPjwz)

15 Our next President will be histrionic

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 22, 2015 04:53 PM (VAsIq)

16 Two words: Turkey. Baster.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at January 22, 2015 04:53 PM (TOk1P)

17 Off, smelly sock.

Also: Hillary can run on her record in Labia.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 22, 2015 04:53 PM (OM9Av)

18 Hillary's balls are deflated

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 22, 2015 04:54 PM (6/J77)

19 SERPENTINE!!!!!

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at January 22, 2015 04:54 PM (8ZskC)

20 This is why I don't think that Hillary will be the next president. It's in Obama's best interest for Republicans to win, since Hillary will make Kruschev's repudiation of Stalin look like NYT editorial correction. She will destroy his legacy in order to raise herself up.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 22, 2015 04:55 PM (OiH3z)

21 "Also: Hillary can run on her record in Labia."


Yeah, but didn't Labia collapse?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2015 04:55 PM (AbFmZ)

22 I am a doer

Posted by: Hillary's Balls at January 22, 2015 04:55 PM (6/J77)

23 Rut Roh, we have a bitch fight brewing. Yep, Hillary has done so much - basically screwed up Hillarycare as badly as Obama with Pelosicare and then went on a 20 year listening tour.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 22, 2015 04:55 PM (oDCMR)

24 I can help her with that walker she has, bro


Posted by: Dom Mazzetti -Broscientist at January 22, 2015 04:55 PM (W6iIX)

25 But which one looks better in a shapeless tarp?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 22, 2015 04:55 PM (VAsIq)

26

must destroy Joni Ernst first

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2015 04:55 PM (IXrOn)

27 Oops, youtube live interview with Obama just got pushed back another 5 minutes.

Posted by: mynewhandle at January 22, 2015 04:55 PM (AkOaV)

28 Only a fuckin idiot woul dbuy hillary's schtick, but then the same idiots bought Fredo's schtick. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2015 04:55 PM (LJcWW)

29 She's likable enough.

Posted by: Low Information President at January 22, 2015 04:55 PM (UlJ3l)

30 Do'er... as few times as possible... Thanks for taking one for the team, Webb

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at January 22, 2015 04:55 PM (LoIJo)

31 What creature walks on four legs in the morning, the necks of the proletariat in the afternoon, and six legs at night, two of which have tennis balls on them?

Hah! Hillary Clinton. Get it?

Posted by: The Sphinx at January 22, 2015 04:55 PM (8ZskC)

32 *waves paw imperially* I do believe that I made my opinion of Hillary rather clear in BC and I's most recent podcast.
Posted by: alexthechick - Where the hell did the Dark Side put the cookies at January 22, 2015 04:53 PM (mf5HN)


-------------------------------------------


You did a podcast?

Posted by: Soona at January 22, 2015 04:55 PM (qbgxo)

33 Well, they each get half-credit for killing an ambassador and three staff members, there's one accomplishment.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 22, 2015 04:56 PM (aH5Wv)

34 When she was Secretary of State she remade the world in her own image, ugly, corrupt, vicious, brutal, chaotic, dishonest . . .

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 22, 2015 04:56 PM (XUKZU)

35 "Only a fuckin idiot woul dbuy hillary's schtick"



Let me stop you right there.......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2015 04:56 PM (AbFmZ)

36 I'd hit it.

Posted by: The Tuzla Sniper at January 22, 2015 04:56 PM (8ZskC)

37 Yeah, but didn't Labia collapse?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill

More likely: prolapse.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 22, 2015 04:56 PM (OM9Av)

38 13 *waves paw imperially*

I do believe that I made my opinion of Hillary rather clear in BC and I's most recent podcast.
Posted by: alexthechick - Where the hell did the Dark Side put the cookies at January 22, 2015 04:53 PM (mf5HN)


Riding on her husbands coat tails while chases skirts with his pants around his ankles.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2015 04:56 PM (z/Ubi)

39 Hillary's body count of Cabinet Secretaries and Senior Advisers is testament to her "doer-ness."

Posted by: Zombies Ron Brown and Vince Foster at January 22, 2015 04:56 PM (TOk1P)

40 "Also: Hillary can run on her record in Labia."


Yeah, but didn't Labia collapse?

----

Suffered a drought. Completely dried up, tragically. Very sandy. And more jokes.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 22, 2015 04:56 PM (VAsIq)

41 Hillary hasn't seen a dick in years...

But I DO like Hil starting in early on the Obama bashing!

It is almost as sweet as the Dem Congress critters revolting over Obummer's usurping of their powers.. Let's see if they have the balls to actually vote against him or if they're all talk.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 22, 2015 04:56 PM (4+IgA)

42 I couldn't take listening to that hag as President. NOOOOO

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 22, 2015 04:56 PM (6/J77)

43 Also, have a nice walk, ace!

I mean that sincerely.

What?

I CAN TOO BE SINCERE! STOP LAUGHING LIKE THAT, HORDE!

Posted by: alexthechick - Where the hell did the Dark Side put the cookies at January 22, 2015 04:56 PM (mf5HN)

44 Yeah, but didn't Labia collapse?



It's being artificially puffed up.

Posted by: rickb223 - ODD at January 22, 2015 04:56 PM (aMV0K)

45 THAT'S NOT FUNNY

Posted by: Feminist at January 22, 2015 04:56 PM (LoIJo)

46
You did a podcast?Posted by: Soona at January 22, 2015 04:55 PM (qbgxo)
She represented the Lollipop guild welcoming BC to Munchkinland.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 22, 2015 04:56 PM (OiH3z)

47 I thought the rise of Obama was bizarro world but the spin on Hillary's resume makes that look sane. At least with Obama, he was an unknown with no real accomplishments. Hillary's failures are so obvious, numerous and documented I can't believe she is being considered to run much less a front runner.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 22, 2015 04:56 PM (3jmxp)

48 "Well, Obama's done some dick. Hillary... at least once. Allegedly."

Gennifer Flowers said that Bill had told her in post-coital pillow talk that, quote, "Hillary has eaten more pussy than I have."

Someone has to want power *awfully* bad to stay in a marriage for so long in which she was routinely the butt of jokes about her husband's goatish indiscretions, and wherein she herself has no real sexual or romantic interest in the same husband. Only an interest in him as a vehicle to larger things.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 22, 2015 04:57 PM (noWW6)

49

a post to stand walk by

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2015 04:57 PM (IXrOn)

50 Hillary hasn't seen a dick in years...



Has too. Every time Bill walks thru the door way.

Posted by: rickb223 - ODD at January 22, 2015 04:57 PM (aMV0K)

51 The 'reset button' idea was killer.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 22, 2015 04:57 PM (oDCMR)

52 er' was Hillary any where near the Patriots sideline Sunday??? Just sayin.

Posted by: Talibill at January 22, 2015 04:58 PM (JiHh6)

53 5 I agree. It's just great how she did Libiya, and Benghazi.

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Hillary does Libya and the sequel Hillary does Benghazi never made it out of the video rental stores, or so I've heard.

Posted by: @votermom at January 22, 2015 04:58 PM (cbfNE)

54
And more jokes.

Joan Rivers: My vagina is so dry...if Whitney Houston had a vagina as dry as mine she'd still be alive.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2015 04:58 PM (JtwS4)

55 The world being on fire in 2016 isn't a compelling case to elect the former secretary of state partially responsible for it.

Posted by: FDR's Television at January 22, 2015 04:58 PM (ne2fm)

56 Who's gonna elect their ex-wife to be president?

Posted by: Shecky Soetoro at January 22, 2015 04:58 PM (LoIJo)

57 Meh. I think I'll wait for Chelsea.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2015 04:58 PM (8ZskC)

58 If she's a "doer" then shouldn't she go make me a sandwich?

Posted by: Furious George at January 22, 2015 04:58 PM (UlJ3l)

59 er' was Hillary any where near the Patriots sideline Sunday??? Just sayin.

---

Cuz she shrivels balls! I got it!

Posted by: I explain jokes at January 22, 2015 04:58 PM (VAsIq)

60 Anybody who lets an embassy burn is a doer in my book!

Posted by: dantesed at January 22, 2015 04:59 PM (88xKn)

61 You did a podcast?
Posted by: Soona at January 22, 2015 04:55 PM (qbgxo)



Yes. BC and I are now doing a podcast.


http://bit.ly/1BMOL2N

The links to both of them are there.

/ pimp

Posted by: alexthechick - Where the hell did the Dark Side put the cookies at January 22, 2015 04:59 PM (mf5HN)

62 Well, Obama's done some dick. Hillary... at least once.

Web Hubble had a turtle dick.

Posted by: Hillary Rodham at January 22, 2015 04:59 PM (XzRw1)

63 And let's be honest. No one wants Hillary to be president except Hillary. Everyone pushing it is because they view it as Bill having a third term.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2015 04:59 PM (71CVf)

64 the real question is does Hillary deflate her balls?

I hope you are all getting ready to eat dinner soon with that mental image

Posted by: NCJ at January 22, 2015 04:59 PM (/2Qtx)

65 And you think this White House is an estrogen filled nightmare.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 22, 2015 04:59 PM (LoIJo)

66 Can a tuna fish be added to the presidential seal?

Posted by: Huma Abedin Edmund Weiner at January 22, 2015 04:59 PM (8ZskC)

67 50 Posted by: rickb223 - ODD at January 22, 2015 04:57 PM (aMV0K)

I concur...add in that Huma's last name is Wienah....

Hill has seen plenty.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 22, 2015 04:59 PM (/4AZU)

68 Unlike the current asshole she will at least deal with the congress in a fashion not unlike her husband.

I think, maybe.



Posted by: Kreplach at January 22, 2015 05:00 PM (BaTpq)

69 Vince Foster?

Did him.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at January 22, 2015 05:00 PM (8ZskC)

70 Who's gonna elect their ex-wife to be president?
Posted by: Shecky Soetoro at January 22, 2015 04:58 PM


Worse...listen to Chief Spreading Bull when she's whipping up the mouth-breathers. She sounds even worse than Hillary.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2015 05:00 PM (knoK7)

71 16 Two words: Turkey. Baster.
Posted by: Bubba Clinton at January 22, 2015 04:53 PM (TOk1P)





That was a hell of a Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Webb Hubbell at January 22, 2015 05:00 PM (vgIRn)

72 Ambassador Stevens?

Did him too.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at January 22, 2015 05:00 PM (8ZskC)

73 That's right. Strap it on, Hillary.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at January 22, 2015 05:01 PM (LoIJo)

74 She looks just like her daddy.

Posted by: Webb Hubbel at January 22, 2015 05:01 PM (ChY2Q)

75 Well, we haven't had a president who couldn't walk since FDR. Isn't it about time?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 22, 2015 05:01 PM (VAsIq)

76 "And you think this White House is an estrogen filled nightmare."


I'm not sure that Hil' ain't rollin' more T than Barry.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2015 05:01 PM (AbFmZ)

77 A 70 year old grandma calling herself a doer is sort of repellant. I know some guys are into old ladies, but really?

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 22, 2015 05:01 PM (oDCMR)

78 Speaking of Hillary and her "reset" button with Russia, I am noticing some chatter to the effect that the Ukrainian forces who were driven off their defense of the Donetsk airport by Russian special operators showed unusual symptoms when later admitted to hospital.

Symptoms of having been gassed.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 22, 2015 05:01 PM (noWW6)

79 Say, do.

What difference does it make?

Posted by: fluffy at January 22, 2015 05:01 PM (Ua6T/)

80 #ReD4HLRy!11!

Posted by: Hashtag Generator at January 22, 2015 05:02 PM (OM9Av)

81 Government job opportunities for really ugly women expected to spike.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2015 05:02 PM (8ZskC)

82 "Vince Foster? "


Ron Brown. That was you too, wasn't it, Hil'....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2015 05:02 PM (AbFmZ)

83 So what's she actually done? That wasn't fucked up?

Posted by: tu3031 at January 22, 2015 05:02 PM (PXU5j)

84

**** unavailable for comment ****

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at January 22, 2015 05:02 PM (LoIJo)

85 Hillary: She Knows Where the Bodies Are Buried

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 22, 2015 05:02 PM (XUKZU)

86 "Symptoms of having been gassed. "



Ruh. Roh.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2015 05:03 PM (AbFmZ)

87 That "Hilary advisor" wouldn't happen to be a former Obama advisor, would (s)he?

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at January 22, 2015 05:04 PM (BvTwT)

88 Honestly, I think Hillery is a placeholder candidate. The left really doesn't know who they want. They won't know until it's time to start casting votes, and they can be seduced again.

Hillery won't seduce them any more than she did in 2008.

My prediction remains the same: 2016 Dem nominee for President will be someone no one would have expected in January 2015.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2015 05:04 PM (TOk1P)

89 White Water... Hillary
Rose Billing Records... Hillary
Missing FBI Files... Hillary
Cattle Futures Trading... Hillary
Benghazi... Hillary
Hillarycare... Hillary

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at January 22, 2015 05:04 PM (LoIJo)

90 More glazing than a Krispy Kreme.

Posted by: Hillary! at January 22, 2015 05:04 PM (OM9Av)

91 Eh, you're not taking the turkey baster scenario into account.


Hmmm, the Turkey Baster Scenario. Has promise.

Posted by: Robert Ludlum at January 22, 2015 05:05 PM (4nR9/)

92 If Hillary does get to the WH, it will be interesting to see her go after fellow Dems who betrayed her for Obama.

Posted by: @votermom at January 22, 2015 05:05 PM (cbfNE)

93 The photo of someone on the beach in a moo moo... Wasn't me.

Posted by: Hillary Rodham at January 22, 2015 05:05 PM (XzRw1)

94 88 Honestly, I think Hillery is a placeholder candidate. The left really doesn't know who they want. They won't know until it's time to start casting votes, and they can be seduced again.

Hillery won't seduce them any more than she did in 2008.

My prediction remains the same: 2016 Dem nominee for President will be someone no one would have expected in January 2015.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2015 05:04 PM (TOk1P)



Too bad that's not the same for republicans.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2015 05:05 PM (71CVf)

95 Da beast has never done anything except run her mouth and push paper.

Posted by: maddogg at January 22, 2015 05:05 PM (xWW96)

96 2016 Dem nominee for President will be someone no one would have expected in January 2015.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2015 05:04 PM (TOk1P)

Jeb Bush?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2015 05:05 PM (Zu3d9)

97
Webb's dick, not Bill's.

Amirite?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2015 05:06 PM (bWFHa)

98 Someone has to want power *awfully* bad to stay in a
marriage for so long in which she was routinely the butt of jokes about
her husband's goatish indiscretions,


Posted by: torquewrench


Goatish indiscretions. See, it's that kind of lyrical mastery of the English language that keeps me coming back.

Posted by: pep at January 22, 2015 05:06 PM (4nR9/)

99 Ready for Me!

Posted by: Hitlery! at January 22, 2015 05:06 PM (OM9Av)

100 77 -

Eh, I've had older.

Posted by: M. Gustave at January 22, 2015 05:06 PM (TOk1P)

101 Don't turn on Obama now Hillary. I'm sure he would have no problem throwing you under the bus even if it costs the Dems a candidate.

Posted by: Hamilton at January 22, 2015 05:07 PM (Fxl3d)

102 78 Posted by: torquewrench at January 22, 2015 05:01 PM (noWW6)

Russo-Soviet special ops doctrine has had the B/C part of NBC as "being in bounds"...

they killed someone with polonium for God's sake....

I'd be shocked if Ivan didn't use gas for hard action....rumor says they used it for Operation Storm-333....

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 22, 2015 05:07 PM (/4AZU)

103 Jeb Bush?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2015 05:05 PM (Zu3d9) Fat Bastard Rino.

Posted by: maddogg at January 22, 2015 05:07 PM (xWW96)

104 My prediction remains the same: 2016 Dem nominee for President will be someone no one would have expected in January 2015.

-
Kate Upton?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 22, 2015 05:07 PM (XUKZU)

105 My prediction remains the same: 2016 Dem nominee for President will be someone no one would have expected in January 2015.


Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2015 05:04 PM (TOk1P)

I agree.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 22, 2015 05:07 PM (0FSuD)

106 Miss me yet?

Posted by: James from Plains at January 22, 2015 05:07 PM (LoIJo)

107 The left can run anyone they please and they will win.

Thanks GOPe.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 22, 2015 05:07 PM (XzRw1)

108 Hillary Clinton walks into a bar.

The bartender says 'no bikes allowed'

Hillary says ' I don't have a bike with me?'

The bartender says' bon't bisagree with me barling.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 22, 2015 05:08 PM (3jmxp)

109 Similarly, when she was running for Senator, her claims to "doing" consisted of Advising on this or Advocating for that.


I once got some shit for blowing off a departmental meeting. I asked what actions they'd taken, and waht they'd accomplished at the meeting. I was told that they'd discussed X and Y.

My reply: "Discussion is an activity, not an accomplishment."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 22, 2015 05:08 PM (oKE6c)

110 C'mon people. Think of the barriers that will fall down when America finally elects its first black FEMALE President!


It will be a new age in race gender relations.


It will truly be a time of Hope and Change.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 22, 2015 05:08 PM (AC0lD)

111
88 Honestly, I think Hillery is a placeholder potholder candidate.

Singe marks, tattered quilting coming undone, full of holes and smells of spilled sauces and God knows what else... seedy all around.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2015 05:08 PM (bWFHa)

112 I've read several books that included interviews with former Secret Service and in about a third they mention how Presidents react badly to having the amount of power they have while living in a double bubble inside the WH inside the Beltway. Several interviews from the older ones mention how a few Presidents have descended into madness in the past which was handled by family and staff.
If Hillary gets the power she has craved all of her life, Queen of the Universe she will lose complete contact with reality. It will be the worst thing to ever happen to the United States. Remember, under HillaryCare it was a felony for a doctor or nurse to treat a patient outside the system. Under her Administration the Second Amendment would be but a charming line in an old historical document. You think Choom Boy wants Marxist/Fascist control?
Wait for it.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at January 22, 2015 05:08 PM (NHtMs)

113 Honestly, I think Hillery is a placeholder candidate. The left really
doesn't know who they want. They won't know until it's time to start
casting votes, and they can be seduced again.


Sound point. It's hard to set Dem hearts aflutter after the sepia God. And after all, what's more important than moist panties?

Posted by: pep at January 22, 2015 05:09 PM (4nR9/)

114
An oldie but goodie from the Clinton years:

Add a million lesbians to the Million Man March and you wind up with 2 million people who don't do dick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2015 05:09 PM (CMkNk)

115 I don't get strike throughs either.


My membership package sucks. I have to upgrade.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 22, 2015 05:09 PM (AC0lD)

116 This is yet another bit of 'splaining that Hillary will have to do.

(a) She's going to have to explain to black voters in 2016 about this "Obama hasn't gotten shit done" quote. That should be fun.

(b) She's going to have to explain to feminist voters in 2016 about the newly unearthed tapes of her laughing about slut-shaming a teenage rape victim and winning acquittal for the rapist, as well as having to explain why she had never previously mentioned this matter in public.

(c) She's going to have to explain to gay marriage proponents in 2016 why Bill, who she says "only with great reluctance" signed the Defense of Marriage Act, had booked a crap-ton of radio commercials in key media markets for his 1996 re-election, boasting about his having bravely "defended traditional marriage" from the filthy sodomites.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 22, 2015 05:09 PM (noWW6)

117
My reply: "Discussion is an activity, not an accomplishment."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 22, 2015 05:08 PM (oKE6c)


Cut. Jib. Newsletter.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2015 05:09 PM (bWFHa)

118 95 Da beast has never done anything except run her mouth

Posted by: maddogg at January 22, 2015 05:05 PM (xWW96)



Is that a Huma reference?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 22, 2015 05:10 PM (oKE6c)

119
>>>The photo of someone on the beach in a moo moo... Wasn't me.


Posted by: Hillary Rodham at January 22, 2015 05:05 PM (XzRw1)<<<

Whoa. You were in Mr. Moo Moo? Thought Bill was the one he wanted inside him?

Posted by: Shocked! Shocked, I say! at January 22, 2015 05:10 PM (LKBn6)

120 116 This is yet another bit of 'splaining that Hillary will have to do.

(a) She's going to have to explain to black voters in 2016 about this "Obama hasn't gotten shit done" quote. That should be fun.

(b) She's going to have to explain to feminist voters in 2016 about the newly unearthed tapes of her laughing about slut-shaming a teenage rape victim and winning acquittal for the rapist, as well as having to explain why she had never previously mentioned this matter in public.

(c) She's going to have to explain to gay marriage proponents in 2016 why Bill, who she says "only with great reluctance" signed the Defense of Marriage Act, had booked a crap-ton of radio commercials in key media markets for his 1996 re-election, boasting about his having bravely "defended traditional marriage" from the filthy sodomites.
Posted by: torquewrench
________________

Only if she's asked.

Posted by: Furious George at January 22, 2015 05:10 PM (UlJ3l)

121 116 Posted by: torquewrench at January 22, 2015 05:09 PM (noWW6)

SURE she will...

//The Newsies and jebba the Bush both smiling

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 22, 2015 05:10 PM (/4AZU)

122 Hillary has run a paper shredder. That's more work than Obama has done in his entire life.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 22, 2015 05:10 PM (8MjqI)

123 117
My reply: "Discussion is an activity, not an accomplishment."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 22, 2015 05:08 PM (oKE6c)

Cut. Jib. Newsletter.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2015 05:09 PM (bWFHa)



Thanks for the love, which, needless to say, was not forthcoming in the department.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 22, 2015 05:10 PM (oKE6c)

124 104 Kate Upton?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 22, 2015 05:07 PM (XUKZU)


Fred Upton.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2015 05:11 PM (CMkNk)

125 >>>Well, Obama's done some dick.<<<

Yeah, I figured that when I read a short preview of Reggie Love's new book. There are more euphemisms and innuendo in that book than in a Tom Brady press conference about soft balls.

Posted by: Fritz at January 22, 2015 05:11 PM (UzPAd)

126 Anyone notice Hillary still hasn't announced her decision to run yet? She said after the first of the year...

And you know why? Because then she would have to answer actual policy questions.. what about ISIS? what about France shootings.. Keystone? all that shit. She wants to avoid having to actually say anything of substance for as long as she can. because every time she opens her mouth, she digs herself deeper into a hole.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 22, 2015 05:11 PM (4+IgA)

127 119 Whoa. You were in Mr. Moo Moo? Thought Bill was the one he wanted inside him?
Posted by: Shocked! Shocked, I say! at January 22, 2015 05:10 PM (LKBn6)


I think I wiped the floor with him and scared him away yesterday. Or so I hope.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2015 05:12 PM (CMkNk)

128 "116This is yet another bit of 'splaining that Hillary will have to do.

(a) She's going to have to explain to black voters in 2016 about this "Obama hasn't gotten shit done" quote. That should be fun.

(b) She's going to have to explain to feminist voters in 2016 about the newly unearthed tapes of her laughing about slut-shaming a teenage rape victim and winning acquittal for the rapist, as well as having to explain why she had never previously mentioned this matter in public.

(c) She's going to have to explain to gay marriage proponents in 2016 why Bill, who she says "only with great reluctance" signed the Defense of Marriage Act, had booked a crap-ton of radio commercials in key media markets for his 1996 re-election, boasting about his having bravely "defended traditional marriage" from the filthy sodomites."
Posted by: torquewrench at January 22, 2015 05:09 PM (noWW6) You can't be serious. The MSM is going to pressure her on that stuff? And she won't even talk to Fox.

Posted by: maddogg at January 22, 2015 05:12 PM (xWW96)

129 Short story on Hillary: She's a political whore. A dirty, skanky, pox ridden, political whore.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 22, 2015 05:13 PM (A98Xu)

130 113 -

Yeah, they have sorta painted themselves into a corner. It will be hard for a superstar to emerge, because that person is going to have to have any number of checkboxes from the List of Victimhood.

Or maybe they'll surprise us and select a boring white male. Who knows.

It won't be Hillery. That's about the only thing of which I am certain right now.

Posted by: M. Gustave at January 22, 2015 05:13 PM (TOk1P)

131
Hillary never did any dick. She shoved a tin of beluga caviar up her hoo-hoo and hoped for the best, but instead of Alinsky she ended up with a Mezvinsky.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2015 05:13 PM (CMkNk)

132 129 Short story on Hillary: She's a political whore. A dirty, skanky, pox ridden, political whore.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 22, 2015 05:13 PM (A98Xu)


As my late mother put it way back when, she and Bill goniffed the entire state of Arkansas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2015 05:14 PM (CMkNk)

133 There's no need to fear! The MSM is here!

Posted by: MSM at January 22, 2015 05:14 PM (0Ew3K)

134 She represented the Lollipop guild welcoming BC to Munchkinland.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 22, 2015 04:56 PM (OiH3z)

*grabs popcorn, waits for the raptors to be unleashed*

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2015 05:14 PM (yRwC8)

135 128: her royal highness won't have to explain shit. Who's going to call her on it?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 22, 2015 05:14 PM (ucDmr)

136 Hillary in all her glory.

http://tinyurl.com/l6aurx8

Cataract glasses and all.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 22, 2015 05:14 PM (XzRw1)

137 remember when hillary told folks in new zealand she was named after sir edmund hillary, except she was born SIX YEARS BEFORE he climbed everest?

Posted by: if it bleeds, we can kill it at January 22, 2015 05:14 PM (7A/Jm)

138 133 There's no need to fear! The MSM is here!
Posted by: MSM at January 22, 2015 05:14 PM (0Ew3K)


For those who watch, More S&M.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2015 05:15 PM (CMkNk)

139 I'm taking the view of all of this that, considering what I've seen some of the citizens doing in this country and how they've been voting, anything is possible at this point.

Posted by: Soona at January 22, 2015 05:15 PM (qbgxo)

140 I hate to sound racist, but at the end of the day without the Black vote, the democrats can not win shit. 2/3 of white males vote GOP, over 50 white females. All they have are the hard core 25% lefties and the Black vote.



Where do you to get that? You need another brother on the ticket. MA governor or NJ Senator fit the bill, AND not as a VP.


Posted by: Nip Sip at January 22, 2015 05:16 PM (0FSuD)

141
Ah gotcher next Kate Upton rite heah, folks.
http://tinyurl.com/qek39r3

Posted by: maddogg at January 22, 2015 05:16 PM (xWW96)

142 We vacillate.

We vacillate between

"Obama is a crazed dictator laying waste to American civilization, his term a 'Barack's March to the Sea' of unending depravities from which our nation shall never recover."

vs.

"Obama is a lazy-ass do-nothing fool who golfs and parties and fundraises and gives hollow speeches but really achieves nothing."

Which, my horde, is it?

Posted by: zombie at January 22, 2015 05:16 PM (K4YiS)

143 Votermom,
Yes, it will be entertaining when Mrs Clinton goes after her enemies that she'd counted on & then endorsed The JEF.

I will leave country if she's elected.

Posted by: Carol at January 22, 2015 05:16 PM (sj3Ax)

144 I once crushed a walnut with my sweaty cottage cheesy inner thighs. Doesn't that count for something?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 22, 2015 05:17 PM (FHh8u)

145 Oh poop.

Sock Budapest off.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2015 05:17 PM (TOk1P)

146 137 Posted by: if it bleeds, we can kill it at January 22, 2015 05:14 PM (7A/Jm)

Her folks had a feeling....

Remember how Barky's mom and dad conceived him at Selma...?

4 years in the future...?

1961-1965 baby

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 22, 2015 05:17 PM (/4AZU)

147 Where's the poster who asks. "What difference does it make?"

Posted by: MikeH at January 22, 2015 05:17 PM (84oau)

148 Hillary actually engages in corrupt unethical practices that gets her in trouble like being on the watergate council or whatever it was. Obama just has everyone else do it for him.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2015 05:17 PM (z/Ubi)

149 139 I'm taking the view of all of this that, considering what I've seen some of the citizens doing in this country and how they've been voting, anything is possible at this point.
Posted by: Soona at January 22, 2015 05:15 PM (qbgxo)


As the older and wiser among us pass away, they take with them the collective memory and experience of what American society is supposed to look and act like.

The republic will be buried with them and after that, all bets are off.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2015 05:17 PM (CMkNk)

150 143 Votermom,
Yes, it will be entertaining when Mrs Clinton goes after her enemies that she'd counted on & then endorsed The JEF.

I will leave country if she's elected.
Posted by: Carol at January 22, 2015 05:16 PM (sj3Ax)


In Soviet Hillary Land, country leave YOU!!!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2015 05:18 PM (CMkNk)

151
I can step on and off airplanes like nobody's business.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 22, 2015 05:18 PM (Qs8ZN)

152 142 Posted by: zombie at January 22, 2015 05:16 PM (K4YiS)

2 is not precluded by 1...

but I'll go with box #3....

Bronko Ogabe is a lazy ideologue who is acting out drug hazed campus shit from the 80s under the direction of ValJar and her money people.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 22, 2015 05:18 PM (/4AZU)

153 148 Hillary actually engages in corrupt unethical practices that gets her in trouble like being on the watergate council or whatever it was. Obama just has everyone else do it for him.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2015 05:17 PM (z/Ubi)

She's the Bill Belichek of politics

Posted by: MikeH at January 22, 2015 05:18 PM (84oau)

154 Of course, none of this happens if I decree that it doesn't. That old witch better remember that.
We'll see who gets things done....

Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at January 22, 2015 05:18 PM (PXU5j)

155 136 Hillary in all her glory.

http://tinyurl.com/l6aurx8

Cataract glasses and all.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 22, 2015 05:14 PM (XzRw1)



Love the expression of the guy on the left of the photo. It defines "WTF?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 22, 2015 05:19 PM (oKE6c)

156 We vacillate between



"Obama is a crazed dictator laying waste to American civilization,
his term a 'Barack's March to the Sea' of unending depravities from
which our nation shall never recover."



vs.



"Obama is a lazy-ass do-nothing fool who golfs and parties and
fundraises and gives hollow speeches but really achieves nothing."



Which, my horde, is it?


No need to choose. He makes the policy, then delegates to his flying monkeys to implement.

Posted by: pep at January 22, 2015 05:19 PM (4nR9/)

157 Aside from being whiter than a line of coke in a snowstorm in Norway, Hillary will be the first black female president.

Oh wait, we're still not sure about the "female" part. I take that back.

Posted by: zombie at January 22, 2015 05:19 PM (K4YiS)

158 lulz
drudge took the "this isn't ISIS" quote

lol

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2015 05:19 PM (IXrOn)

159 88
My prediction remains the same: 2016 Dem nominee for President will be someone no one would have expected in January 2015.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2015 05:04 PM (TOk1P)



John Boehner?

Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2015 05:19 PM (zoehZ)

160 142: Zombie, both he's a multitasker.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 22, 2015 05:20 PM (ucDmr)

161
If Boehner only had the stones to defy SCOAMF on all the domestic stuff like he did with Bibi.

Then again, the GOP makes money off the destruction of the republic. So, never.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2015 05:20 PM (CMkNk)

162 I can step on and off airplanes like nobody's business.

Even under sniper fire.

Posted by: fluffy at January 22, 2015 05:20 PM (Ua6T/)

163 156 Posted by: pep at January 22, 2015 05:19 PM (4nR9/)

Val Jar hands him a sheet with three boxes on it...

the gag is they are ALL Queens of Hearts choices

//Kenyan Candidate

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 22, 2015 05:20 PM (/4AZU)

164

juxtaposes two balls

so it begins

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2015 05:20 PM (IXrOn)

165 I am tan, I am rested.


Put me in coach, put me in!

Posted by: John, Sliky, Edwards at January 22, 2015 05:20 PM (0FSuD)

166 Posted by: zombie at January 22, 2015 05:16 PM (K4YiS)

Unfortunately that personality allows you to be both. Thugs and criminals are not the hardest working people after all. That's one reason they like being thugs and criminals. You don't have to be a hard worker to be one.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 22, 2015 05:21 PM (3jmxp)

167 140 I hate to sound racist, but at the end of the day without the Black vote, the democrats can not win shit. 2/3 of white males vote GOP, over 50 white females. All they have are the hard core 25% lefties and the Black vote.


Posted by: Nip Sip at January 22, 2015 05:16 PM (0FSuD)



That's not racist, it's the simple truth. The other major demographic the Reds have? Single women generally, but especially young ones.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 22, 2015 05:22 PM (oKE6c)

168 I wonder if ubama ever did webb hubbel? We know hillary did.

Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2015 05:22 PM (go5uR)

169 Wanda Sykes for President! A triple threat contender!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 22, 2015 05:22 PM (JO9+V)

170

Hillary was NOT going to let her face-lift go to waste.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2015 05:22 PM (IXrOn)

171 If that link in the sidebar is correct and Barky is going to steamroll the Donks into ever more outrageous nonsense, we're in for interesting times.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 22, 2015 05:22 PM (XUKZU)

172 My prediction remains the same: 2016 Dem nominee for President will be someone no one would have expected in January 2015. Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2015 05:04 PM (TOk1P)

-----------------------------------


As I've stated before. If George Clooney would run for prez. it'd be game over. Dems win.

Posted by: Soona at January 22, 2015 05:22 PM (qbgxo)

173 I disagree. Owebama's done a LOT of shit.

Doubled the debt.
Opened the boarders.
Dropped America down about 40 rungs in the world power ladder.
Implemented the highest tax on citizens the world has ever seen.
Created ISIS.
Proved that violating the Constitution bears no consequence whatsoever.


The asshole has accomplished a fuckload......

Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2015 05:23 PM (F4u7C)

174 159 88
My prediction remains the same: 2016 Dem nominee for President will be someone no one would have expected in January 2015.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2015 05:04 PM (TOk1P)


John Boehner?

Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2015 05:19 PM (zoehZ)



George Soros. The Reds might decide to finally quit dicking around and go for the whole burrito.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 22, 2015 05:23 PM (oKE6c)

175 New non-traversy brewing out there...

The actor playing Steven Hawking is getting knocked for playing a man with a disability. I think the SJWs are saying that an actor with disability should have gotten the part.

So how would that actor with the disability play Steven Hawking when Steven Hawking was able to walk around and talk? CGI? These fucking idiots never think anything through.

Posted by: Dang at January 22, 2015 05:23 PM (MNq6o)

176 174 Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2015 05:23 PM (F4u7C)


Yup...

he doesn't need to run the tiller to plow the field...

"present!"

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 22, 2015 05:24 PM (/4AZU)

177 Pres. Obama himself has done very little but gloat and preen for 6 years. The thing is he is the visible figurehead for what we REALLY dislike, which is the cultural and bureaucratic apparatus that is doing all the damage.

It works the same way for them, he does very little but he provides for them a figurehead, inspiration, and cover (through his bureaucracy.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2015 05:24 PM (wt/Oq)

178 140 I hate to sound racist, but at the end of the day without the Black vote, the democrats can not win shit. 2/3 of white males vote GOP, over 50 white females. All they have are the hard core 25% lefties and the Black vote.


Posted by: Nip Sip at January 22, 2015 05:16 PM (0FSuD)


They're only 15% or so of the population (thanks to Planned Parenthood and the Great Society) but they turn out in droves for the prexy elections. And cheat like hell in the big urban areas where the lion's share of the electoral votes are, NY and CA.

If you could Elbert Guillory even 5% of the bloc, it would make a huge difference.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2015 05:25 PM (CMkNk)

179 176 Posted by: Dang at January 22, 2015 05:23 PM (MNq6o)

"we'll cure him to reafflict him silly!"

//SJW deep thinkers

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 22, 2015 05:25 PM (/4AZU)

180 Nip Sip,
Deval Patrick is a shorter fatter version of the JEF. Same words, same campaign managers, same inane speeches.

Posted by: Carol at January 22, 2015 05:25 PM (sj3Ax)

181 the SJWs are saying that an actor with disability should have gotten the part.
Posted by: Dang


And I say that only someone who lives in a society with actual injustice should be allowed to claim the title "Social Justice Warrior." Which excludes every single person currently so entitled.

Posted by: zombie at January 22, 2015 05:25 PM (K4YiS)

182 174 I disagree. Owebama's done a LOT of shit.

Doubled the debt.
Opened the boarders.
Dropped America down about 40 rungs in the world power ladder.
Implemented the highest tax on citizens the world has ever seen.
Created ISIS.
Proved that violating the Constitution bears no consequence whatsoever.


The asshole has accomplished a fuckload......

Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2015 05:23 PM (F4u7C)



You left out

downgraded our credit rating
armed the Mexican drug cartels
got an ambassador killed while he was busy at a fund-raiser
used the IRS to come down on political opponents
hosed our allies, and cuddled up to our enemies
exacerbated racial tensions in the country for his own aggrandizement
...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 22, 2015 05:25 PM (oKE6c)

183 178 Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2015 05:24 PM (wt/Oq)

We could win the Presidency and get 60 votes in the Senate and not undo the bullshit b/c radical marxists are rampant at EPA, IRS, and DoI....

the civil service are the REAL threat....Ogabe is just the carny barker.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 22, 2015 05:26 PM (/4AZU)

184 As I've stated before. If George Clooney would run for prez. it'd be game over. Dems win.

Posted by: Soona at January 22, 2015 05:22 PM (qbgxo)

He's too busy getting his pet project off the ground, a movie about eeeeevil Rupert Murdoch that he claims will be as powerful as Citizen Kane. (Which of course means he sees himself as the next Orson Welles, gag.) But after that, his dance card is free!If he runs for that open seat in CA, then we'll know that he is seriously vying to be pres one day.

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2015 05:26 PM (yRwC8)

185 The smart money says the Rethug candidate will be Rand Paul, Mike Huckabee, Jeb Bush, or Mitt Romney.

Now, where's my seppuku knife?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 22, 2015 05:26 PM (XUKZU)

186 how far-fetched is it to form a no-shit, real-deal AoS think tank that produces papers on foreign and domestic policy, for publication in the important literature, that in a few years will be a serious go-to place for conservative politicians?

Posted by: fastfreefall at January 22, 2015 05:27 PM (VmS5M)

187 Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 22, 2015 05:26 PM (/4AZU)

Exactly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2015 05:27 PM (wt/Oq)

188 The GOP has done dick. If you count beating themselves.

Posted by: Roy at January 22, 2015 05:27 PM (fWLrt)

189 As I've stated before. If George Clooney would run for prez. it'd be game over. Dems win.
Posted by: Soona at January 22, 2015 05:22 PM (qbgxo)

-----

Agree. That's just how dumb the American public votes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 22, 2015 05:28 PM (A98Xu)

190 The Horror.

THE. HORROR.

Posted by: Turkey Baster at January 22, 2015 05:28 PM (MKLBv)

191 Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 22, 2015 05:25 PM (oKE6c)

My time was limited.

Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2015 05:28 PM (F4u7C)

192 Word is, Hillary! has a new Jawbone installed on her walker. Her goal is to shuffle 1 mile every day.

Posted by: MTF at January 22, 2015 05:28 PM (LISuA)

193 187 Posted by: fastfreefall at January 22, 2015 05:27 PM (VmS5M)


all we do is predict and wargame foreign and Democrat domestic excess and impacts with eerie accuracy....

there's no market for that my friend.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 22, 2015 05:28 PM (/4AZU)

194 They're only 15% or so of the population (thanks to Planned Parenthood and the Great Society) but they turn out in droves for the prexy elections. And cheat like hell in the big urban areas where the lion's share of the electoral votes are, NY and CA.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2015 05:25 PM (CMkNk)



I doubt they cheat much in NY and CA; there's no point, as
the Dems pretty much have a lock there. Despite their appallingly bad decision-making, they do evince a certain ratlike cunning in matters electoral.

Unless they're complete idiots, the cheating occurs in swing states, where it's worthwhile. Now if they ever ram through popular vote instead of the Electoral College, it's Katie bar the door everywhere.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 22, 2015 05:29 PM (oKE6c)

195 Word is, Hillary! has a new Jawbone installed on her walker.



From which ass?

Posted by: rickb223 - ODD at January 22, 2015 05:29 PM (aMV0K)

196 191 Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 22, 2015 05:25 PM (oKE6c)

My time was limited.

Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2015 05:28 PM (F4u7C)



Fair enough. I quit when my fingers started cramping.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 22, 2015 05:29 PM (oKE6c)

197 She lied to grieving families

She lied to the public

She imprisoned a film maker

She didn't embrace the iranian spring

She rejected the egyptian ouster of muslim brotherhood

She didn't provide security at a consulate in Benghazi

She ran guns to ISIS thru Syria.


Please


She's done enough

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 22, 2015 05:30 PM (zOTsN)

198 Single women generally, but especially young oneswho's daddy is still paying her bills


Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 22, 2015 05:22 PM (oKE6c)


FIFY

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 22, 2015 05:30 PM (0FSuD)

199 She sure was good at dodging my ass in her dreams.

Posted by: Sniper bullets at January 22, 2015 05:30 PM (TaO1J)

200 As I've stated before. If George Clooney would run for prez. it'd be game over. Dems win.
Posted by: Soona at January 22, 2015 05:22 PM (qbgxo)


why would he give up such a sweet gig

easy life
pretty new wife
can go anywhere and be treated better than the potus
more money than he knows what to do with
his time is his

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2015 05:31 PM (IXrOn)

201 Steven Hawking in his later life...

Now there's a cake acting job.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 22, 2015 05:31 PM (TPjwz)

202 Interesting Drudge talk is that TFG is going to "steamroll" Democrats who've had it with his Me-First attitude, and is declaring war on people in Congress who defy him.

That'll be nice battlespace prep for the next election.

Posted by: MTF at January 22, 2015 05:32 PM (LISuA)

203 If she wins, we'll be fortunate to die in the camps. She has that "I Intend To Use Rabid Bears To Hunt You Down" look in her beady, evil eyes.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 22, 2015 05:32 PM (scgac)

204
hillary is a dick

Posted by: kj at January 22, 2015 05:32 PM (lKyWE)

205 Yeah.... she gets LOTS of shit done...

Posted by: Vince Foster at January 22, 2015 05:33 PM (qh617)

206 Deval Patrick is a shorter fatter version of the JEF. Same words, same campaign managers, same inane speeches.

Posted by: Carol at January 22, 2015 05:25 PM


True, Carol, but he and Urkel were separated at birth. There's no way he plays well in enough of America to win in the aftermath of Obama. *he says with completely unwarranted optimism*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2015 05:33 PM (knoK7)

207
I can step on and off airplanes like nobody's business.


Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 22, 2015 05:18 PM (Qs8ZN)

But I far prefer a stair lift to help me down and a walker at the bottom.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at January 22, 2015 05:33 PM (BvTwT)

208 Afternoon Horde.


We doing anything worthwhile.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2015 05:33 PM (GEICT)

209 207 Yeah.... she gets LOTS of shit done...

Posted by: Vince Foster at January 22, 2015 05:33 PM (qh617)


You're sooooo right!

Posted by: Amb. Stevens at January 22, 2015 05:33 PM (qh617)

210 My friendsh, you'll have nothing to fear with Hillary in the White House.





(well, unless you're one of the Secret Service agents she like to abuse)

Posted by: Juan McCain at January 22, 2015 05:33 PM (LKBn6)

211 Young single women voted overwhelmingly for Udall in CO. This state is probably the worst place in the country to pick up a girlfriend. Unprotected one-night stands, sure, go for it, we're easy, LIE TO ME OH YES BABY is the message Colorado's women sent to the world.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2015 05:33 PM (8FLjN)

212 Plus Bill will chase skirt in the White House. Yeah!

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 22, 2015 05:34 PM (zOTsN)

213 Just when you think it could never be any worse, look at Argentina.


Socialist turned the fifth largest economy in the world to the 21st.



Less than a THIRD of CA's GDP. A THIRD.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 22, 2015 05:35 PM (0FSuD)

214 Socialist turned the fifth largest economy in the world to the 21st.



Less than a THIRD of CA's GDP. A THIRD.


Posted by: Nip Sip at January 22, 2015 05:35 PM


Feature. Not a bug

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2015 05:35 PM (knoK7)

215 The good news is that Hillary! has all the human warmth and rapport of a rattlesnake. As good a politician as Bill, she sucks. She's got a tin ear (whining about how poor she is, down to her last $100 million - great politics there), and comes across as a megabitch on steroids.

Despite overwatch from the MSM, she's not going to be an easy sell, given all that, and her nature as a shopworn candidate. In particular, I don't see the blacks turning out for her in droves. Women yes, blacks no.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 22, 2015 05:35 PM (oKE6c)

216
211 207 Yeah.... she gets LOTS of shit done...

Posted by: Vince Foster at January 22, 2015 05:33 PM (qh617)


You're sooooo right!

Posted by: Amb. Stevens at January 22, 2015 05:33 PM (qh617)


No shit!

Posted by: Ron Brown at January 22, 2015 05:36 PM (qh617)

217 214 Just when you think it could never be any worse, look at Argentina.

Socialist turned the fifth largest economy in the world to the 21st.

Less than a THIRD of CA's GDP. A THIRD.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 22, 2015 05:35 PM (0FSuD)



But the gap is closing quickly. Argentina's still in the crapper, but CA is doing a swan dive into the septic tank, so pretty soon we'll be neck and neck.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 22, 2015 05:36 PM (oKE6c)

218 214

It is the same with Venezuela. Amazing natural resources plus tourism should be able to lift that place to the forefront.

Don't do socialism kids. Not even once.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2015 05:37 PM (wt/Oq)

219 Plus "she ain't no where's tarred"

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 22, 2015 05:37 PM (zOTsN)

220
all we do is predict and wargame foreign and Democrat domestic excess and impacts with eerie accuracy....

there's no market for that my friend.

-
I have seen the future and it sucks.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 22, 2015 05:37 PM (XUKZU)

221 204


hillary is a dick

Posted by: kj at January 22, 2015 05:32 PM (lKyWE)


On on even days. I am the dick on odd days

Posted by: Humma at January 22, 2015 05:37 PM (0FSuD)

222 221 Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 22, 2015 05:37 PM (XUKZU)

go long on media willful ignorance...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 22, 2015 05:37 PM (/4AZU)

223 Socialist turned the fifth largest economy in the world to the 21st.


Tell us about it.

Posted by: Top Gear Cast and Crew at January 22, 2015 05:38 PM (XzRw1)

224 Okay, WTF is a RETROMINGENT?

Posted by: speedster1 on the (new) ipad at January 22, 2015 05:38 PM (1brdf)

225 All these days are odd

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 22, 2015 05:38 PM (zOTsN)

226 186 how far-fetched is it to form a no-shit, real-deal AoS think tank that produces papers on foreign and domestic policy, for publication in the important literature, that in a few years will be a serious go-to place for conservative politicians?
Posted by: fastfreefall at January 22, 2015 05:27 PM (VmS5M)

I think the dick jokes might detract from the necessary sense of seriousness of such publications.

Posted by: joncelli at January 22, 2015 05:39 PM (ENczY)

227 hmmm
the petulant child themes is chugging along


Israeli officials in Jerusalem told Army Radio on Thursday that a report in Bloomberg highlighting the rift between Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and the vaunted intelligence agency Mossad over Iran sanctions was "the Obama administration's revenge" over the Republican-controlled Congress' invitation to the premier to speak before a joint session without consulting the White House. (drudge link)

obama is a dangerous feral animal at this point

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2015 05:39 PM (IXrOn)

228 192 Word is, Hillary! has a new Jawbone installed on her walker. Her goal is to shuffle 1 mile every day.

Posted by: MTF at January 22, 2015 05:28 PM (LISuA)


Damn.... was wondering where that went...

But its supposed to be the Jawbone of an Ass... not given TO an Ass...

Posted by: Samson at January 22, 2015 05:39 PM (qh617)

229 211 Young single women voted overwhelmingly for Udall in CO. This state is probably the worst place in the country to pick up a girlfriend. Unprotected one-night stands, sure, go for it, we're easy, LIE TO ME OH YES BABY is the message Colorado's women sent to the world.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2015 05:33 PM (8FLjN)


They probably wonder why so many guys give them the same phone number: 800-555-1212.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 22, 2015 05:39 PM (oKE6c)

230 227 Posted by: joncelli at January 22, 2015 05:39 PM (ENczY)

The think tank would need about 5 editors for every "thinker"...

in my case ~200


I just don't see the math working.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 22, 2015 05:40 PM (/4AZU)

231 "The republic will be buried with them us."

Fixed that for you, JJS.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 22, 2015 05:40 PM (go6ud)

232 This is devastating to the Patriots: analysis showing that they are unique amongst teams in their home advantage w/ respect to not fumbling, even compared to indoor teams:

www.sharpfootballanalysis.com/blog/?p=2932

Link in nick.

Hat tip: Comrade Arthur's twitter feed.

Posted by: Y-not, stone cold sober at January 22, 2015 05:40 PM (9BRsg)

233 I think the dick jokes might detract from the necessary sense of seriousness of such publications.
Posted by: joncelli

I disagree. I think that the right has long needed a think tank that publishes white papers with a festive sprinkling of dick jokes.

Posted by: Furious George at January 22, 2015 05:40 PM (UlJ3l)

234 "WTF is a RETROMINGENT?"


Animal that pisses backwards.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2015 05:40 PM (AbFmZ)

235 I still think the dems will pull a fast one and not make Hillary the nominee. This could be me indulging in making the enemy out to be monolithic and ultimately savvy though. If they DO succeed and nominate her and she wins. It is game over until the whole thing crashes and burns though folks. Because it will mean that the apparatus can get ANYONE elected as long as they have a "D" after their name.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2015 05:40 PM (wt/Oq)

236 They probably wonder why so many guys give them the same phone number: 800-555-1212.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 22, 2015 05:39 PM (oKE6c)

800-555-6969

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 22, 2015 05:41 PM (AC0lD)

237 Thank god she started shaving that thing. Cut down on the crabs.

Posted by: Humma at January 22, 2015 05:41 PM (0FSuD)

238 233 Posted by: Y-not, stone cold sober at January 22, 2015 05:40 PM (9BRsg)

deflated balls combined with fingertip push-ups makes fumbling a LOT harder...

I did finger-tips to catch better in HS.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 22, 2015 05:41 PM (/4AZU)

239 Tyranny and incompetence are not mutually exclusive. Witness the Roman Empire, a number of tzars, some Chinese emperors, the Bourbon dynasty, and so on.

Posted by: Df82 at January 22, 2015 05:41 PM (cGN9+)

240 235 RK

Thanks!

Posted by: speedster1 on the (new) ipad at January 22, 2015 05:42 PM (1brdf)

241
>>>This is devastating to the Patriots: analysis showing that they are
unique amongst teams in their home advantage w/ respect to not fumbling,
even compared to indoor teams:
<<<



Nobody told me.

Posted by: Stephen Ridley at January 22, 2015 05:42 PM (LKBn6)

242 267 Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 22, 2015 05:41 PM (AC0lD)

604-867-5309

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 22, 2015 05:42 PM (/4AZU)

243 It would help if the GOP ran a candidate who genuinely seemed to want to win.

Posted by: Dianna at January 22, 2015 05:42 PM (X6oOY)

244 218 214

It is the same with Venezuela. Amazing natural resources plus tourism should be able to lift that place to the forefront.

Don't do socialism kids. Not even once.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2015 05:37 PM (wt/Oq)



Has any country ever truly recovered from socialism? I can't think of any. Eastern Europe, maybe.

Russia and China are more capitalist today than they used to be, but killing off tens of millions of the population must have had an irrevocable effect on their cultures. Which was the intended goal, after all.

Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2015 05:42 PM (zoehZ)

245 Unprotected one-night stands, sure, go for it, we're easy, LIE TO ME OH YES BABY is the message Colorado's women sent to the world.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2015 05:33 PM (8FLjN)



Wait, what?

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 22, 2015 05:43 PM (vgIRn)

246 "hillary in bed"

the thought could sex addiction

Posted by: Feh at January 22, 2015 05:43 PM (g/zj9)

247 235 "WTF is a RETROMINGENT?"


Animal that pisses backwards.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2015 05:40 PM (AbFmZ)


Very Old School, Short, Gentleman?

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 22, 2015 05:43 PM (qh617)

248 They probably wonder why so many guys give them the same phone number: 800-555-1212.

I've gotten that from every woman I've asked for a phone number. They must all live together in a commune or something.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 22, 2015 05:44 PM (YEelc)

249 Alright, whoever is fucking with MUMR's comments, I'm guessing ace, it's hysterical.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2015 05:44 PM (GEICT)

250 Unprotected one-night stands, sure, go for it, we're easy, LIE TO ME OH YES BABY is the message Colorado's women sent to the world.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2015 05:33 PM (8FLjN)



Wait, what?
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts



Firing up Hotels dot com

Posted by: rickb223 - ODD at January 22, 2015 05:44 PM (aMV0K)

251 I disagree. I think that the right has long needed a think tank that publishes white papers with a festive sprinkling of dick jokes.

Posted by: Furious George at January 22, 2015 05:40 PM


I, for one, would love to see the first white paper AtC puts out. Of course, the redactions might make it more of a black paper, but still...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2015 05:44 PM (knoK7)

252 245 Unprotected one-night stands, sure, go for it, we're easy, LIE TO ME OH YES BABY is the message Colorado's women sent to the world.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2015 05:33 PM (8FLjN)



Wait, what?

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 22, 2015 05:43 PM (vgIRn)


Let me Testify Brother.... testify I say...

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 22, 2015 05:44 PM (qh617)

253 Tyranny and incompetence are not mutually exclusive.
--------------

Hitler

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2015 05:44 PM (vPh3W)

254 Libs are referring to the Patriots' deflategate as Ballghazi, apparently meaning it is unimportant.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 22, 2015 05:44 PM (XUKZU)

255 245
Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2015 05:42 PM (zoehZ)

I would argue that both China and Russia are both modern forms of fascism. Nationalistic, socialist, using elements of a free market economy to finance same.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2015 05:44 PM (wt/Oq)

256 Has any country ever truly recovered from socialism? I can't think of any. Eastern Europe, maybe.




The triple country, Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania recovered pretty well.

Posted by: Humma at January 22, 2015 05:45 PM (0FSuD)

257 hooboy

CONFESSIONS of a serial rapist.

instapundit

read it until the end if you can

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2015 05:45 PM (IXrOn)

258 257 Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 22, 2015 05:41 PM (AC0lD)

Canada shows promise...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 22, 2015 05:45 PM (/4AZU)

259 "It is the same with Venezuela."


And Mexico. Not so much the socialism part but the blatant, crippling corruption at every level. They should be swimming in money as a nation and a people.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2015 05:46 PM (AbFmZ)

260 Stronger #Hashtags For A Stronger America!

Posted by: Hillary 2016! at January 22, 2015 05:46 PM (FcR7P)

261 Stronger #Hashtags For A Stronger America!
Posted by: Hillary 2016! at January 22, 2015 05:46 PM (FcR7P)


bro!

Posted by: Dom Mazzetti -Broscientist at January 22, 2015 05:46 PM (W6iIX)

262 Dick jokes aimed at Hillary?

This early in the race?

I'm shocked, shocked I say.

This is my shocked face =>

Are we so sure about the one time dick? I'd say that Chelsea's parentage is up for discussion.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 22, 2015 05:46 PM (RZzX3)

263 Poland is actually doing all right; the Baltics are all working in the right direction; the Czechs? Well, some days, they're doing quite well.

Posted by: Dianna at January 22, 2015 05:46 PM (X6oOY)

264 Red Mind Blue state,
I didn't think he'd play out well here but Patrick won twice & both times there was a third candidate on ballot.
Wasn't Mihos on 2006 ballot? I think he was but now I'm not completely sure.

Posted by: Carol at January 22, 2015 05:47 PM (sj3Ax)

265 264 Poland is actually doing all right; the Baltics are all working in the right direction; the Czechs? Well, some days, they're doing quite well.

Posted by: Dianna at January 22, 2015 05:46 PM (X6oOY)


Whuh??? the Czech bounced?

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 22, 2015 05:47 PM (qh617)

266 @250


The one about marrying his toilet got me.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2015 05:47 PM (AbFmZ)

267 260 "It is the same with Venezuela."


And Mexico. Not so much the socialism part but the blatant, crippling corruption at every level. They should be swimming in money as a nation and a people.

True. I have read from various idiots that America's ability to prosper was because of vast natural resources and a protected continent. They always seem to miss that it was because we were Free.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2015 05:47 PM (wt/Oq)

268
Firing up Hotels dot com
Posted by: rickb223 - ODD at January 22, 2015 05:44 PM (aMV0K)





Trivago, baby. Now give me a quarter or I'll touch you.

Posted by: The 40-year-old hipster from Trivago at January 22, 2015 05:49 PM (vgIRn)

269 It is the same with Venezuela.
-------------

I wrote a book about it, 'How to Crush an Economy in 10 Short Years'.

Posted by: Hugo Chavez at January 22, 2015 05:51 PM (vPh3W)

270 The Chris Matthews one was funny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2015 05:51 PM (wt/Oq)

271 BC1981,
I believe it's somewhat new TB3K on MUMR's comments.
I asked Maet one afternoon & he said it would be a waste of his valuable time & had recently installed it.
I may have letters out of order in the description.

Posted by: Carol at January 22, 2015 05:51 PM (sj3Ax)

272 So how's your commute going there MUMR?

Or is it that you stop off at a Starbucks or some other wifi enabled joint for a quick jolt before you go home to the husband and kids.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 22, 2015 05:52 PM (RZzX3)

273 she's a doer alright:

Vince Foster

pretty much anybody w/ access to Rose Law Firm billing records

Amb Stevens (indirectly)

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 22, 2015 05:53 PM (7RXcs)

274 MUMR's our double secret stoopid troll.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 22, 2015 05:53 PM (RZzX3)

275 Off humma sock

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 22, 2015 05:54 PM (0FSuD)

276 275 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 22, 2015 05:53 PM (RZzX3)

You have to admire his persistence in a way...

he refuses to grasp he is not welcome unless he takes his time-out....

like Yector and Gerg had a baby

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 22, 2015 05:54 PM (/4AZU)

277 I bet Obama can't use a walker without instructions.

Hillary's got that.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 22, 2015 05:55 PM (sH832)

278 "I bet Obama can't use a walker without instructions."


Or get it through an iron gate.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2015 05:56 PM (AbFmZ)

279 Excuse me a moment. I feel a hankering for Carl's, Jr...

Posted by: Hillary 2016! at January 22, 2015 05:56 PM (FcR7P)

280 279 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2015 05:56 PM (AbFmZ)

He can make it spin though...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 22, 2015 05:57 PM (/4AZU)

281 "I bet Obama can't use a walker without instructions."
--------------

Well, he's obviously incapable of holding an umbrella.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2015 05:57 PM (vPh3W)

282 Run Carl!

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 22, 2015 05:57 PM (sH832)

283 I will be so glad when the cult of Hillary! falls apart and fades away.

Yeah, her replacement will be worse, but I have had ***enough*** with being told this marxist, charmless, harridan scrunt is the best woman evah for the past 20+ years.

Sarah Palin has done more all while being happily married, a good mom, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2015 05:57 PM (ABcz/)

284

So the abortion bill, the Pain Capable Unborn Child Protection Act.

breitbart.com has a lot of follow up

they just didn't get it "tweaked in time" to get it passed the same day as the March

we'll see

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2015 05:57 PM (IXrOn)

285 We traveled more miles than any other NFL team this year. Does this mean we win the Super Bowl?

Posted by: Jax Jaguars at January 22, 2015 05:58 PM (c056A)

286 >>>I bet Obama can't use a walker without instructions.<<<



I'd use a girl's walker, and wear an extra small helmet to keep me safe.

Posted by: Beary Obama, paragon of manliness at January 22, 2015 05:58 PM (LKBn6)

287 So Boehner invites Netanyahu

JEF gets pissy and says he won't meet with him

Then JEF tells Bloomberg that the head of the Mossad agrees with the JEF vis a vis sanctions


Mossad Cheif is furious. Says its a lie. Says he wants more sanctions, like Netanyahu. Says obama was trying to embarrass Israel as payback. Says friends don't act this way

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 22, 2015 05:58 PM (zOTsN)

288 " I feel a hankering for Carl's, Jr..."


Speaking of, I just checked out the sidebar. Chick is very...........Upton-y.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2015 05:59 PM (AbFmZ)

289

TV News Priorities: 68 Minutes for Under-Inflated Footballs, Mere Seconds for Obama's Release of Terrorists

newsbusters.org

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2015 06:00 PM (IXrOn)

290 True. I have read from various idiots that America's ability to
prosper was because of vast natural resources and a protected continent.
They always seem to miss that it was because we were Free.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2015 05:47 PM (wt/Oq)

It
would be a terrible thing to do, but what if instead of Amnesty we just gave
back Mexico all the lands we "stole" from them and washed our hands of
it Then we sat back to see what they did with it. How fast would the corruption and mismanagement sink it into a third world country like the rest of Mexico? Like a muy caliente version of what's going on right now in Hong Kong.
Not that CA has not been working hard to do that all on its own, so you'll be lucky if you can tell the difference...but you know what I mean.

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2015 06:01 PM (yRwC8)

291 OT: Add a little close in love to your M4.

http://tinyurl.com/mnhoujv


Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 22, 2015 06:01 PM (XzRw1)

292 Obama Breaks His Self-Imposed Selfie Ban...

Obama taking yet another selfie, this time with the YouTubers who "interviewed" him today.


vomit
weaselzippers

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2015 06:01 PM (IXrOn)

293 Thunder B,
We know he's an evil prissy SCOAMT & vindictive too.

Posted by: Carol at January 22, 2015 06:02 PM (sj3Ax)

294 Hillary Will Be A Better President Than Obama Because She's a Doer

A little mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RFRZOkc1vg

Posted by: Zombie Bon Scott at January 22, 2015 06:03 PM (0Ew3K)

295 Speaking of, I just checked out the sidebar. Chick is very...........Upton-y. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2015 05:59 PM (AbFmZ)

I said this in a previous thread, but...rabbit teeth.

I know I know, I'm terrible.

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2015 06:03 PM (yRwC8)

296 I see that untimate stupid psycho MUMental Retard is still pissing in the corner. You fucking choker.

Posted by: maddogg at January 22, 2015 06:04 PM (xWW96)

297 Troll buster is hilarious today!

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 22, 2015 06:04 PM (zOTsN)

298 >>Obama taking yet another selfie, this time with the YouTubers who "interviewed" him today.

Sure, why not? No time to meet w/Netanyahu or go to France, but plent o' time to fly out to dumb-rube America and meet with some idoit "Dear Barry" letter writer or catch up on ESPN and Homeland..

This is his shallow, self-absorbed presidency. He'd rather play one on tv than be one. Might as well own it at this point.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2015 06:04 PM (ABcz/)

299 "47
I thought the rise of Obama was bizarro world but the spin on Hillary's
resume makes that look sane. At least with Obama, he was an unknown
with no real accomplishments. Hillary's failures are so obvious,
numerous and documented I can't believe she is being considered to run
much less a front runner.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 22, 2015 04:56 PM (3jmxp)"

It always comes down to the same thing. The legacy media still exerts an enormous influence and they use that influence to dishonestly cover up Democrat scandals and dishonestly exaggerate or invent Republican scandals. As long as that continues to be the case, we will have bad government by incompetents or enemies.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 22, 2015 06:05 PM (KDbAT)

300 _Yeah, she was shot at blasted on the tarmac.


Posted by: Ralph at January 22, 2015 06:05 PM (EjQ00)

301 Maddox-
Ignore it & it will disappear soon.

Posted by: Carol at January 22, 2015 06:06 PM (sj3Ax)

302 Add a little close in love to your M4.
-------------------

Quite a difference in recoil vs. that 5.56 upper. Bet that bugger is loud too.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2015 06:06 PM (vPh3W)

303 Oh no. There he goes......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2015 06:06 PM (AbFmZ)

304 New topic above.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2015 06:06 PM (wt/Oq)

305 303Maddox-
Ignore it it will disappear soon.Posted by: Carol at January 22, 2015 06:06 PM (sj3Ax) Doesn't work for Herpes, won't work for the dickhead.

Posted by: maddogg at January 22, 2015 06:07 PM (xWW96)

306 Classy: Lib Media Now Referring To Patriots Deflated Football Controversy As "Ballghazi"...

You'd think the left would have enough decency not to make a joke out of four Americans being killed by Islamic terrorists... and you'd be wrong.

There have been several references to "Ballghazi" on MSNBC today as well.


sickos

wz

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2015 06:07 PM (IXrOn)

307 My last comment said Maddog! iPad changed spelling on me.

Posted by: Carol at January 22, 2015 06:07 PM (sj3Ax)

308 MUMR is using a different IP. Doesn't sound like him

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 22, 2015 06:08 PM (0FSuD)

309 303



Quite a difference in recoil vs. that 5.56 upper. Bet that bugger is loud too.

I was wondering the same thing. It must put additional stress on all components as well.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 22, 2015 06:09 PM (XzRw1)

310 >>There have been several references to "Ballghazi" on MSNBC today as well.



Sick bastards!

MSNBC viewer: "What the hell is this "gauzey" thing?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2015 06:10 PM (ABcz/)

311 Overcharge buttons for everyone!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 22, 2015 06:10 PM (39g3+)

312 CROWN PRINCE SALMAN SUCCEEDS ABDULLAH AS SAUDI KING: STATE TV

http://bit.ly/1uohbZ2

Posted by: The Desert Hat at January 22, 2015 06:13 PM (0Ew3K)

313 Did she really do some dick? Or did she have dick done to her? That is the question...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 22, 2015 06:14 PM (6fyGz)

314 312 Posted by: The Desert Hat at January 22, 2015 06:13 PM (0Ew3K)

Wonderful...he's one of the Madrassa backers...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 22, 2015 06:16 PM (/4AZU)

315 Actually, for Hillary, taking lots of plane rides probably is an accomplishment.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 22, 2015 06:16 PM (uCgaE)

316 On a related note, I got an Email from FaithVotors4Hillary today. I'm really wondering where they got that email list from cause I'm pretty sure I'm not in her target demographic.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 22, 2015 06:17 PM (6fyGz)

317 BOOYAH!!!

Posted by: Dick at January 22, 2015 06:19 PM (qM+ca)

318 HILLARY'S LICKING HER LIPS AT THE SIGHT OF ANOTHER BUSH

Posted by: rik at January 22, 2015 06:19 PM (7OBbH)

319 ...She's a Doer...
And - that's supposed to make her "better"...why, 'zactly?...
As pointed out elsewhere/elsewise: Barky's a "do-er", alright - just the wrong kind of "do-er" - "succeeds" at all the Bad Stuff, sucks at any/all the rest.
No reason to think Our Clintoon Non-Lady Of The Reset And Empress Of Benghazi (aka: Give Slick Willie 'Nother Round of Oval Office Seegar-Holders, Whilst His Ol' Ball-'N-Chain Fronts The Scam) would be: a) atall likely (or able) to be Mo' Bettah, b) atall UNlikely to NOT be Mo' Worserer...
Thanx, no thanx - we're already likely to see Glowball Deestruction within a decade or so, both internal and external, don't really need to eggzaggerate the Onrushing Doooom any further.
The Deeply-Battered Republic may well be "ready" for a PresiDUNCE of the (allegedly) Feminine Gender - just NOT Das HillaryBeest...Not ol' Fauxcahontas "You Didn't Build That", either, in case the subject should arise (which it emphatically should not!!!!)

Posted by: J.S.Bridges at January 22, 2015 06:24 PM (DsGWS)

320 BOOYAH!!!

Posted by: Dick at January 22, 2015 06:19 PM (qM+ca)



*golf clap*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 22, 2015 06:25 PM (6fyGz)

321 King Abdullah is tits up, per Drudge.

Posted by: joncelli at January 22, 2015 06:27 PM (ENczY)

322 Are you guys trying to say it wasn't a turkey baster after Bill had a rough night drinking, and hey, that baster looked pretty good.
I, for one, am a turkey baster denier. Bill is so horny he would even do Hillary.

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My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat