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Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 20, 2015 05:22 PM (/Ho8c) 2
After the last thread?
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 20, 2015 05:23 PM (wVWRM) Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 20, 2015 05:23 PM (Y9x3L) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2015 05:23 PM (IXrOn) 5
These pants look super duper in, omgz where do I buy?
Posted by: Obama's Son at January 20, 2015 05:23 PM (SuGsU) 6
These men brought the beatings on themselves
Posted by: Sally Kohn at January 20, 2015 05:23 PM (lOqu3) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2015 05:24 PM (IXrOn) 8
The men get shorts.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 20, 2015 05:24 PM (fIv/H) 9
Back to gay.....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 20, 2015 05:24 PM (AC0lD) 10
Words spoken at that photo-shoot - "Dude", "Brohiem"
Posted by: Not an Artist at January 20, 2015 05:24 PM (uRumV) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2015 05:24 PM (IXrOn) Posted by: brak at January 20, 2015 05:25 PM (Tj+s6) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2015 05:25 PM (IXrOn) 14
Could be worse. Not sure how, but it could be.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 20, 2015 05:25 PM (4WhSY) 15
I told you not to shove that stuff in my face.
Posted by: B. Crystal at January 20, 2015 05:25 PM (ZWRoJ) 16
Cum stains don't show. That's all I got.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 20, 2015 05:25 PM (0FSuD) 17
Are these guys cousins of pajama boy?
Posted by: dantesed at January 20, 2015 05:25 PM (88xKn) 18
This is closely related to the previous post, I suspect a theme is developing Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 20, 2015 05:26 PM (2ePOO) 19
We are lost as a civilization. All we can do now is pray for SMOD.
Posted by: Old Blue at January 20, 2015 05:26 PM (vVSOO) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2015 05:26 PM (IXrOn) 21
Has "rapey" Tuesday been replaced by "foamy" Tuesday?
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 20, 2015 05:26 PM (I8YZX) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2015 05:27 PM (IXrOn) 23
So Ghey Tuesday replaces Rapey-rape Tuesday.
Posted by: Chet Cognomen, Oldest student in his Psych Class at January 20, 2015 05:27 PM (RwwCT) 24
My guess is a little levity before the Subterfuge Of The Ubama.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 20, 2015 05:27 PM (wVWRM) 25
i'll let my wife punch them...
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 20, 2015 05:27 PM (044Yr) 26
Anyone remember "Humiliated Easy Boyfriends"?
http://tinyurl.com/ow4ndoc Posted by: bananaDream at January 20, 2015 05:27 PM (vLk7c) 27
Where have all the alphas gone? We're lucky to have a beta for our leaders, today. We're a nation of deltas. And these deltas are breeding and producing zetas. Human civilization is on the decline and soon will go the way of the Do-Do. Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 20, 2015 05:27 PM (suql3) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 20, 2015 05:27 PM (LA7Cm) 29
Those things scream Turd Tamper like nothing else. I'd rather be seen having an inappropriate relationship with a rooster than be seen in those things. Like a pink rabbit suit, just not "me".
Posted by: maddogg at January 20, 2015 05:27 PM (xWW96) 30
It's a shame The Dorcus Line of Menswear (cf. Lileks, of course) isn't being updated anymore...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 20, 2015 05:27 PM (PMGbu) 31
Dear God. Don't tell me what happens next.
Posted by: Billy Crystal at January 20, 2015 05:27 PM (MYCIw) Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2015 05:27 PM (6fyGz) 33
I'm going to guess that this is not a trend so much as someone crocheted some shorts and then via social media garnered enough attention to make it a "thing."
Kinda like that whole dying your armpit hair "trend" where one feminists did it and tweeted pics, which inspired a few more women to follow suit. Not a trend. Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2015 05:27 PM (ABcz/) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2015 05:28 PM (IXrOn) 35
Maybe your gehy boyfriend knits so you have to wear them?
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 20, 2015 05:28 PM (0FSuD) Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 20, 2015 05:28 PM (wVWRM) 37
Breezy.
Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2015 05:28 PM (h6Mpm) 38
I actually stumbled over a site, diehipster.com, that documents this type of crap in Brooklyn.
It's bad and it's getting worse. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2015 05:28 PM (oFCZn) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2015 05:28 PM (IXrOn) 40
Is there a matching vest?
Posted by: Matchy matchy boy at January 20, 2015 05:28 PM (YtWJn) Posted by: Mama AJ at January 20, 2015 05:28 PM (0xTsz) 42
Weezer has announced the upcoming release of a new single "Undone - The Shorts Song".
"If you want to destroy my shorts Pull this thread as I walk away." Posted by: junior at January 20, 2015 05:28 PM (UWFpX) Posted by: Billy Crystal at January 20, 2015 05:29 PM (MYCIw) 44
Sorry, should be "Etsy" boyfriends not Easy. LOL!!!
Posted by: bananaDream at January 20, 2015 05:29 PM (vLk7c) 45
If they had patterns of big busted super heroines, it would still be pretty gay....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 20, 2015 05:29 PM (AC0lD) 46
This is exactly the reason the Roman Empire was sacked.
Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at January 20, 2015 05:29 PM (NFDop) 47
I thought Crystal was criticizing directors wanting him to do gehy secks scenes all the time. Maybe I misunderstood.
Oops, wrong thread. Or maybe not. Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 20, 2015 05:29 PM (HBAcW) 48
I'm going to guess that this is not a trend so much as someone crocheted some shorts and then via social media garnered enough attention to make it a "thing."
Posted by: Lizzy This. Now close the thread. Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 20, 2015 05:30 PM (fADgx) Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 20, 2015 05:30 PM (/Ho8c) 50
SMOD. I beseech thee.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2015 05:30 PM (Fjr+q) 51
Holy crap, I work with a guy named Vikram Goyal.
Posted by: sunny-dee at January 20, 2015 05:30 PM (EBoCD) 52
I'm going to guess that this is not a trend so much as someone crocheted
some shorts and then via social media garnered enough attention to make it a "thing." Ace did a long post last year (I think) analyzing "the next big things" and realizing almost all of the "things" were something a single writer knew two people who had one/did that. Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 20, 2015 05:30 PM (ZKzrr) Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 20, 2015 05:31 PM (16bOT) 54
Punch them in their simpering faces?
Are you sure they weren't begging you to punch them in their bulging crochets? Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2015 05:31 PM (h6Mpm) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2015 05:31 PM (IXrOn) 56
I bet the pee hole is in the back.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 20, 2015 05:31 PM (Olokk) 57
How many 'broners' in that pic? I'm not looking but I gotta imagine males so sissified as to don such apparel aren't looking for vajaynigh.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 20, 2015 05:31 PM (zxQ4h) Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 20, 2015 05:31 PM (10ydV) 59
Fags.
Posted by: The Crystal Family Reunion at January 20, 2015 05:31 PM (Qs8ZN) Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2015 05:32 PM (Fjr+q) 61
Gayer than Obama.
Posted by: Yes means Maybe at January 20, 2015 05:32 PM (7wyDO) 62
Those are the perfect outfit for those who chain themselves to barrels on busy highways.
Bright, lively colors make much better aiming points for the oncoming snow-plows and various 4x4s being driven by pissed off, late to work drivers. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2015 05:32 PM (RzZOc) 63
Do not under any circumstances pull his finger!
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at January 20, 2015 05:33 PM (5jKwU) 64
This is exactly the reason the Roman Empire was sacked.
Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman ehheheh, you said "sack," eheheh Posted by: weft cut-butthead at January 20, 2015 05:33 PM (fADgx) 65
My garter thnake don't want none without crochet.
Posted by: Pudly Throbbington at January 20, 2015 05:33 PM (sH832) 66
Men without chests. Or balls. Or something.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 20, 2015 05:33 PM (HBAcW) 67
I can't get worked up enough by stupid male or female fashions to want to punch people in the face over it, but if you want to Ace, perhaps some deep breathing and or/ chamomile tea might be in order. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2015 05:33 PM (DXzRD) 68
Damn. I'll take 10.
Posted by: Totes not Reggie Love at January 20, 2015 05:33 PM (E8IHS) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2015 05:34 PM (knoK7) Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 20, 2015 05:34 PM (zOTsN) 71
On the bright side, if you shart in your shorts, a couple of good dunkings will wash that shit out.
On the dark side, Grandma is not going to be happy with what you did to her doilies. Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2015 05:34 PM (dVmLD) 72
Maybe I will wear those when I am on Duty in Washington DC this weekend. I am sure they will go over big time
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2015 05:34 PM (nzKvP) 73
You know what would go really well with the queerthreads? A big old Idaho spud down the crotch. Front or rear, doesn't matter.
Posted by: maddogg at January 20, 2015 05:34 PM (xWW96) 74
ehheheh, you said "sack," eheheh
Posted by: weft cut-butthead at January 20, 2015 05:33 PM (fADgx) "utilize" Posted by: HoboJerk, Completely Unreasonable at January 20, 2015 05:34 PM (E8IHS) Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 20, 2015 05:34 PM (AC0lD) 76
But it would give work to some of the knitters and crocheters on this board. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2015 05:34 PM (DXzRD) 77
...They Said They Wanted You to Punch Them In Their Simpering Faces
Why yes, this does make me feel strangely violent. One of the first things that popped into my mind was "which gun?" Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 20, 2015 05:34 PM (sH832) 78
the one on the far right is a lady right?
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 20, 2015 05:34 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 20, 2015 05:34 PM (DT3rQ) 80
Started out as a joke from Grandma... Now she's laughing all the way to the bank with her knitting needles. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2015 05:34 PM (IXrOn) 81
Andy Sully just snapchatted me to say this is too ghey.
Posted by: HoboJerk, Completely Unreasonable at January 20, 2015 05:35 PM (E8IHS) 82
Those are afghan shorts and you are all islamaphopes for not buying a pair immediately.
Posted by: FDR's Television at January 20, 2015 05:35 PM (ne2fm) 83
Embarrassing.
Posted by: The Banana Hammock at January 20, 2015 05:35 PM (16bOT) 84
Dear God. Don't tell me what happens next.
Posted by: Billy Crystal at January 20, 2015 05:27 PM (MYCIw) Here, bite this pillow. Posted by: Lavender Mafia at January 20, 2015 05:35 PM (0Ew3K) Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 20, 2015 05:35 PM (DT3rQ) 86
"Look, my mommy knitted me a putzholder".
Posted by: mc at January 20, 2015 05:35 PM (xuXpE) 87
As seen on Ghey Sex TV!
Posted by: Billy Kristol at January 20, 2015 05:35 PM (nbGZj) Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2015 05:35 PM (Fjr+q) 89
in fact I think the far left and far right are ladies the guys in the middle are their gay boyfriends Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 20, 2015 05:35 PM (zOTsN) 90
I forgot where I read it but someone was saying that if you are a 25-40 male hetero, have a stable job, own a home, you will have to beat the whores off with a stick. Even if said male is married the women will be forced to share him because the pickins are slim.
Posted by: Red Mexican at January 20, 2015 05:35 PM (SuGsU) 91
I'm out. Ugh.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 20, 2015 05:35 PM (wVWRM) 92
I laugh but I cringe when I see pics of me in the short ,tight cut off jeans. Lord help me.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 20, 2015 05:36 PM (3jmxp) 93
I'd punch them in the ballsack, but the pants would cushion the blow.
Posted by: FDR's Television at January 20, 2015 05:36 PM (ne2fm) 94
Posted by: junior at January 20, 2015 05:28 PM (UWFpX) I was about to post something to that effect! Mindtwin.*looks at junior a little more suspiciously**puts on tinfoil hat* Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2015 05:36 PM (yRwC8) 95
Wear your pants around your knees so you appear to be down with the struggle in hood? Wear these as a smart fashion statement to show just how down you are! Sure to be a conversation starter!
Posted by: Old Blue at January 20, 2015 05:36 PM (vVSOO) 96
If they had the AOSHQ's logo on it, I guess I'd resort to buying it, because the polo's are no longer in stock. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2015 05:36 PM (IXrOn) 97
the one on the far right is a lady right?
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 20, 2015 05:34 PM Could be...dude looks like a lady. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2015 05:36 PM (knoK7) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2015 05:36 PM (IXrOn) Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2015 05:37 PM (h6Mpm) 100
But it would give work to some of the knitters and crocheters on this board. :^)
Or their dead grandmothers--the crafter cut up 40-year-old afghans from thrift stores. We laugh, but when the Burning Times Come and your local farm supply store can't get in new Carhartts, y'all gonna be improvising just like that. Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 20, 2015 05:37 PM (ZKzrr) 101
"Crochet Shorts for Home Sapiens with a (real or imagined) Penis"
'cause the term "men" has nothing whatsoever to do with those... things. Posted by: anon a mouse at January 20, 2015 05:37 PM (/jpU8) 102
I think one of those is a kilt, so they're even going after the Scottish demo.
Posted by: FDR's Television at January 20, 2015 05:37 PM (ne2fm) 103
So...can we get the vagina knitter to make some of these?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2015 05:37 PM (ABcz/) Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2015 05:37 PM (Fjr+q) 105
93 I'd punch them in the ballsack, but the pants would cushion the blow.
Posted by: FDR's Television --------------------- That would be "nothing but net". Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2015 05:37 PM (fWLrt) 106
Note that none of the "models" can muster enough testosterone to grow any leg hair. I can braid mine.
Posted by: maddogg at January 20, 2015 05:38 PM (xWW96) 107
I am judging the gender by the hands and knees far left and right are ladies middle two are gay boyfriends Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 20, 2015 05:38 PM (zOTsN) 108
Well, that's turning me into a lesbian.
Posted by: Dusty at January 20, 2015 05:38 PM (0rpac) 109
Obama's typical white person grandma made him a pair every Christmas
Posted by: Billy Kristol at January 20, 2015 05:38 PM (nbGZj) 110
This thread smells like stale smegma and old yarn.
New thread please? Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2015 05:37 PM (h6Mpm) I'm ready for my close-up... Posted by: The Sloth at January 20, 2015 05:38 PM (0Ew3K) 111
Cat toys for spinsters. MoDo needs one.
Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2015 05:38 PM (fWLrt) Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 20, 2015 05:39 PM (zOTsN) 113
@90 I forgot where I read it but someone was saying that if you are a 25-40 male hetero, have a stable job, own a home, you will have to beat the whores off with a stick. Even if said male is married the women will be forced to share him because the pickins are slim.
------------------ Isaiah 4:1 Posted by: junior at January 20, 2015 05:39 PM (UWFpX) 114
Wear your pants around your knees so you appear to be down with the struggle in
FIFY Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2015 05:39 PM (Fjr+q) Posted by: Gross Busters at January 20, 2015 05:39 PM (Up6g7) 116
Daddy, when did you know for sure the zombies were coming?
Posted by: My children, soon at January 20, 2015 05:39 PM (vgIRn) 117
Still not as bad as "mini-skirts for men" articles that came out a few years ago. That was when I finally realized that some parts of this nation have become hopeless.
Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2015 05:39 PM (qbgxo) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2015 05:39 PM (IXrOn) 119
Also, if you ever wore bell-bottom jeans--voluntarily, not because you were 5 and your mother forced you--you've forfeited your right to mock anyone else's sartorial choices.
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 20, 2015 05:39 PM (ZKzrr) 120
Well, that's turning me into a lesbian.
Posted by: Dusty at January 20, 2015 05:38 PM (0rpac) A little mood music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptC9N9YJ24Y Posted by: The Uncroched Hat at January 20, 2015 05:39 PM (0Ew3K) Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 20, 2015 05:40 PM (sH832) 122
If you're going to knit underwear, maybe something with some testicular support so I don't need to manspread. A couple of nutsacks...
And a loop or something that I could tighten for those occasions where I don't want to be dangling. Oh, and a metal cup. Because if I'm going to wear something like this, I'd expect to get kicked in the balls a lot. Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 20, 2015 05:40 PM (AC0lD) 123
@94 I was about to post something to that effect! Mindtwin.*looks at junior a little more suspiciously**puts on tinfoil hat*
-------------- Must be that shared religion thing. Posted by: junior at January 20, 2015 05:40 PM (UWFpX) 124
its what ISIS wears under their man burkas
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 20, 2015 05:40 PM (zOTsN) 125
Private Pyle who told you to dork that doily?
Posted by: SergeantWTF at January 20, 2015 05:40 PM (DL2i+) 126
It's like someone recycled their old granny's quilts...that or they lost their pants in a horrific bear attack at their rented cabin and had to make do.
Hipsters, doing their best to out-twee one another. To you hipsters, you have my congratulations. To civilization, you have my condolences. Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2015 05:40 PM (yRwC8) 127
And this kids is what you will grow up to look like if you continue to eat Kaboom cereal.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at January 20, 2015 05:40 PM (5jKwU) Posted by: Willard Romney at January 20, 2015 05:40 PM (XzRw1) 129
I am judging the gender by the hands and knees
far left and right are ladies middle two are gay boyfriends Middle two are women....... Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2015 05:40 PM (Fjr+q) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2015 05:40 PM (IXrOn) 131
Mods, I hate to say this, but TangoNine may have gone off the rails over in the other thread . . .
Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2015 05:40 PM (h6Mpm) 132
I believe Ace is just lowering expectations for the SOTU
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 20, 2015 05:41 PM (2ePOO) 133
Why does its look like the sky is surrounded by basket weave? It has suddenly become very hot and I think I spy flames in the distance.
but looking on the bright side, at least such things allow you to easily winnow ou tthe guys who are just unacceptable. Sigh. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at January 20, 2015 05:41 PM (oa/c7) 134
Also, if you ever wore bell-bottom jeans--voluntarily, not because you were 5 and your mother forced you--you've forfeited your right to mock anyone else's sartorial choices.
- You leave my Nehru jacket alone! Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 20, 2015 05:41 PM (XUKZU) Posted by: naturalfake at January 20, 2015 05:41 PM (0cMkb) 136
Nah, the pretentious level of this is merely a 6 or 7, compared to the pretentiousness of claiming to read "To Kill A Mockingbird" to a 1 month old. Which rings in at eleventy billion.
Posted by: nnptcgrad at January 20, 2015 05:41 PM (Opyrm) 137
"It's a shame The Dorcus Line of Menswear (cf. Lileks, of course) isn't being updated anymore...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent" I was just thinking that...but it looks like this *is* the continuation of the Dorcus Line, or of Seventies fashion in general. And having lived through the Seventies once, I really don't want to see it again. Posted by: Annalucia at January 20, 2015 05:41 PM (a5bF3) Posted by: maddogg at January 20, 2015 05:41 PM (xWW96) 139
This looks like the start of some horrible gay granny porn movie.
Posted by: wooga at January 20, 2015 05:41 PM (Rg/iI) Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 20, 2015 05:41 PM (zOTsN) 141
Also, if you ever wore bell-bottom jeans--voluntarily, not because you
were 5 and your mother forced you--you've forfeited your right to mock anyone else's sartorial choices. It was the 1970's! Shutup! Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 20, 2015 05:41 PM (PMGbu) 142
Cat toys for spinsters.
I say this because I care about your health--please stop huffing spray paint. Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 20, 2015 05:41 PM (ZKzrr) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2015 05:41 PM (IXrOn) 144
The only thing that could make these shorts better is if there were beer cans crocheted in.
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at January 20, 2015 05:42 PM (fLKzW) 145
Islam's Conquest of the West: Tragedy, or Mercy Killing?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 20, 2015 05:43 PM (DT3rQ) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2015 05:43 PM (IXrOn) 147
wouldn't it, like stick out through the holes?
Function first is the hallmark of a great society. Form over function is country that produces this Posted by: Grumpyguy at January 20, 2015 05:43 PM (6OScs) 148
wouldn't it, like stick out through the holes?
Function first is the hallmark of a great society. Form over function is country that produces this Posted by: Grumpyguy at January 20, 2015 05:43 PM (6OScs) 149
Same complaint as in the last thread--where is that errant fuck I'm compelled to give here? Little rascal is pissing me off. Posted by: irongrampa at January 20, 2015 05:43 PM (jeCnD) Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2015 05:43 PM (Fjr+q) 151
115 It's a koolaid test for sorting purposes. No other answer.
Posted by: Gross Busters at January 20, 2015 05:39 PM (Up6g7) It's fashion's way of saying "I'm a disease vector." Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 20, 2015 05:43 PM (oKE6c) Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 20, 2015 05:43 PM (XzRw1) 153
/turns to Horde
ok so, here's what we do: kick in the door (it's not like these douches own guns) and we rob them. on 3. 1.... 2.... Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 05:43 PM (x3YFz) 154
When they start showing up on the shelves at Wallyworld and Targhey I'll worry.
Posted by: Hank at January 20, 2015 05:44 PM (EU/xj) 155
They may be real shorts, but not worn by Real Men.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2015 05:44 PM (08Znv) 156
I see your pretentiousness and raise you.
I will read "The Vagina Monologues" to an 80 year old male turtle. Posted by: wooga at January 20, 2015 05:44 PM (Rg/iI) 157
Anyone remember "Humiliated Easy Boyfriends"?
http://tinyurl.com/ow4ndoc Posted by: bananaDream at January 20, 2015 05:27 PM (vLk7c) YESS Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2015 05:44 PM (yRwC8) 158
Can you pee through them without taking them off?
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 20, 2015 05:43 PM (XzRw1) Well ya know, there is only way to find out Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2015 05:44 PM (nzKvP) 159
Same complaint as in the last thread--where is that errant fuck I'm compelled to give here?
Don't ask me, mine committed suicide two years ago. Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 20, 2015 05:44 PM (DT3rQ) 160
Same complaint as in the last thread--where is that errant fuck I'm compelled to give here?
Little rascal is pissing me off. Posted by: irongrampa at January 20, 2015 05:43 PM (jeCnD) Getting a rise out of you? (Sorry, sorry, sorry . . .) Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2015 05:45 PM (h6Mpm) 161
Can you pee through them without taking them off?
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 20, 2015 05:43 PM (XzRw1) ******** You actually undo your slacks to pee? Posted by: Trunk Monkey at January 20, 2015 05:45 PM (fLKzW) 162
/turns to Horde
ok so, here's what we do: kick in the door (it's not like these douches own guns) and we rob them. on 3. 1.... 2.... Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 05:43 PM What...you think any of these man-children have jobs and possessions worth robbing? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2015 05:45 PM (knoK7) 163
Must be that shared religion thing.
Posted by: junior at January 20, 2015 05:40 PM (UWFpX) Ha, must be! What ARE they putting into those jello salads, I wonder... Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2015 05:45 PM (yRwC8) 164
How I'd Advertise:
"These whimsical panties are sublime for skipping about the bath house, enjoying a hazelnut latte at Steve's; or simply parading around the living room with an undeserved sense of enlightened glee. -100% cotton. $49.99-$79.99 Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 20, 2015 05:45 PM (16bOT) 165
Looks about as comfortable as Ralphie's bunny outfit in The Christmas Story.
Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2015 05:46 PM (fWLrt) Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 20, 2015 05:46 PM (XUKZU) 167
Anyone who eats green bean casserole and green jello would wear those shorts. Just a natural fact.
Posted by: maddogg at January 20, 2015 05:46 PM (xWW96) Posted by: DaveA at January 20, 2015 05:46 PM (DL2i+) Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2015 05:46 PM (Fjr+q) 170
an you pee through them without taking them off?
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility ----------------------------- Yes, but only if you squat. Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2015 05:46 PM (fWLrt) 171
What...you think any of these man-children have jobs and possessions worth robbing?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2015 05:45 PM (knoK7) well, we can take their Katy Perry pics off the wall over their beds. Maybe that'll make 'em man the hell up. Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 05:47 PM (x3YFz) 172
Fortunately they used gluten free and artisinal yarn.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2015 05:47 PM (oFCZn) Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2015 05:47 PM (yRwC8) 174
I forgot where I read it but someone was saying that if you are a 25-40 male hetero, have a stable job, own a home, you will have to beat the whores off with a stick. Even if said male is married the women will be forced to share him because the pickins are slim.
Hasn't been my experience. Of course, Colorado Springs is a weird town for dating, IMHO. I do seem to recall better luck when I was staying in Portland. Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 20, 2015 05:47 PM (10ydV) 175
@167 Anyone who eats green bean casserole and green jello would wear those shorts. Just a natural fact.
------------------ Mormon Mafia? Yes, I'd like to send a hitman to the following address. And make it painful... Posted by: junior at January 20, 2015 05:47 PM (UWFpX) Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 20, 2015 05:47 PM (fIv/H) 177
So we've already got crocheted skivvies and deflated balls, shaping up to be another year to be forgotten.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2015 05:47 PM (2cS/G) 178
Page 3 gone and we get this.Hell is upon us.
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2015 05:47 PM (v5UtH) 179
Islam's Conquest of the West: Tragedy, or Mercy Killing?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 20, 2015 05:43 PM (DT3rQ) -------------------------------------------- That's actually a good question. Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2015 05:47 PM (qbgxo) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 20, 2015 05:47 PM (LA7Cm) 181
100% sustainably grown, organiccotton.
$ Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 20, 2015 05:45 PM FIFY Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2015 05:47 PM (knoK7) 182
And throw in grenades.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2015 05:46 PM (Fjr+q) 9-bangers! have a case of them I'm waiting to use. Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 05:48 PM (x3YFz) 183
So the sucky obama economy has reduced us to making shorts from grandma's afghans? I think that's taking reusing and recycling to a whole new, unacceptable level.
Posted by: elaine at January 20, 2015 05:48 PM (Y0Piu) Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2015 05:48 PM (h6Mpm) 185
Crochet is so fun. But there is really very little that can be done with it other than afgans and scrafs... This looks like the time I tried to make a sweater for my grandson, knit, don't crochet for boys. Crochet is too girly.
Posted by: petunia at January 20, 2015 05:48 PM (M1eBo) 186
Also, if you ever wore bell-bottom jeans--voluntarily, not because you were 5 and your mother forced you--you've forfeited your right to mock anyone else's sartorial choices.
Unless it falls under the exception DD clause. Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 20, 2015 05:49 PM (10ydV) 187
well, we can take their Katy Perry pics off the wall over their beds. Maybe that'll make 'em man the hell up.
Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 05:47 PM I'm in. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2015 05:49 PM (knoK7) 188
164 How I'd Advertise:
"These whimsical panties are sublime for skipping about the bath house, enjoying a hazelnut latte at Steve's; or simply parading around the living room with an undeserved sense of enlightened glee. -100% cotton. $49.99-$79.99 Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 20, 2015 05:45 PM (16bOT) Nah, either the price has to be only a few dollars, or a few hundred. $50 would be too mainstream for hipsters. Sell them as "reclaimed retro" for $3000. And mention they are a limited release. Watch them get snapped up like cronuts. Posted by: nnptcgrad at January 20, 2015 05:49 PM (Opyrm) 189
ok so, here's what we do:
kick in the door And throw in grenades. Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2015 05:46 PM (Fjr+q) Is this the SOTU thread already? Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 20, 2015 05:49 PM (oKE6c) 190
>>>The only thing that could make these shorts better is if there were beer cans crocheted in.<<<
Aluminum codpiece for the men, pop-topper pull-tabs for the women! Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2015 05:49 PM (dVmLD) 191
145
That made me laugh. A kernel of truth in every joke. Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 20, 2015 05:49 PM (WNERA) 192
Also, if you ever wore bell-bottom jeans
I really should destroy all the photographic evidence. Posted by: DaveA at January 20, 2015 05:46 PM (DL2i+) ---------------------------------------- Already have. Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2015 05:50 PM (qbgxo) 193
You realize, of course, that gendered clothing is a societal construct.
This fashion beautifully deconstructs our oppressive, societal-imposed gender norms and liberates the working class. BTW, down with boobies on Page 3. Posted by: Screeching feminist harpy at January 20, 2015 05:50 PM (HBAcW) 194
O M G. Those guys are whipped for sure.
Though.... They look like something Dreads Boy from yesterday's ONT might feel comfy in. Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2015 05:50 PM (JSovD) 195
Crochet Rockets?
Posted by: the guy who typos sockpuppets at January 20, 2015 05:50 PM (zBYDH) 196
@113 @90 I forgot where I read it but someone was saying that if you are a 25-40 male hetero, have a stable job, own a home, you will have to beat the whores off with a stick. Even if said male is married the women will be forced to share him because the pickins are slim.
------------------ Isaiah 4:1 -------------------- And just because it fits so perfectly, here's the text - "And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach." Posted by: junior at January 20, 2015 05:50 PM (UWFpX) 197
My testicles retracted just from seeing that picture.
How can you tell if your life partner is trying to emasculate you? She buys you a pair of crochet shorts. Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2015 05:50 PM (xNkaN) 198
Why are the standing like that?
Posted by: the guy who typos sockpuppets at January 20, 2015 05:51 PM (zBYDH) Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 20, 2015 05:51 PM (XzRw1) 200
181 100% sustainably grown, organiccotton.
$49.99-$79.99 79.99-$99.99 Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 20, 2015 05:45 PM FIFY Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2015 05:47 PM (knoK7) 100% sustainably grown, organic, fair trade, free range cotton. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 20, 2015 05:51 PM (oKE6c) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 20, 2015 05:51 PM (LA7Cm) 202
Lovey's dead first husband's bank account bought me a pair of those to go along with the scarf I wore to the NE Patriots' football match.
Posted by: Secretariat of State Kerry at January 20, 2015 05:51 PM (LKBn6) 203
OBAMA DONOR WHO MADE RACIST JINDAL COMMENT BOOTED FROM MSNBC
Surprised he did not get his own show Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2015 05:52 PM (nzKvP) 204
Now that is some Kaboom in your pants
Posted by: Big Mike the steam shovel at January 20, 2015 05:52 PM (W6iIX) 205
http://lileks.com/institute/70s/sears1973/10.html
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 20, 2015 05:52 PM (MbqmP) 206
Crochet is so fun. But there is really very little that can be done with it other than afgans and scrafs...
Amigurumi! Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 20, 2015 05:52 PM (ZKzrr) 207
They're European!
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at January 20, 2015 05:52 PM (JpprL) 208
That isn't even a modeling pose you posing poseurs!
Posted by: the guy who typos sockpuppets at January 20, 2015 05:52 PM (zBYDH) 209
every dude here is thinking: how can I get mr happy through the crochet?
Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 05:52 PM (x3YFz) 210
If you click the link you find they come in 2 sizes, "Given Up Hope" and "Please Shoot Me".
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 20, 2015 05:52 PM (Olokk) 211
181 100% sustainably grown, organiccotton.
$49.99-$79.99 79.99-$99.99 Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 20, 2015 05:45 PM FIFY Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2015 05:47 PM (knoK7) Order now, and we'll throw in a free bottle of Nair! Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 20, 2015 05:52 PM (oKE6c) Posted by: Nip Sip at January 20, 2015 05:52 PM (0FSuD) 213
He might drunk blog it.
Posted by: maddogg at January 20, 2015 05:53 PM (xWW96) Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 05:53 PM (x3YFz) 215
Now if they were crocheted out of steel wool.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2015 05:53 PM (xNkaN) 216
I hope to be immersed in some Netflix binge by the time The Smarm Of The Unctuous Address begins, I'll periodically check a liveblog, mainly for punch lines.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2015 05:53 PM (2cS/G) 217
So three new podcasts dropped this weekend: AOS with peabody award winning Nick Searcy, ATC and BCochran, and PO'd with Dennis Miller and Adam Carolla. Anyone know if the latter was any good? The first two must be, obviously, how could they not, the third sounds intriguing. Moron review always appreciated.
Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2015 05:53 PM (yRwC8) 218
"Also, if you ever wore bell-bottom jeans--voluntarily, not because you were 5 and your mother forced you"
Uncle Sam had something to say about bell bottoms for years... Posted by: anon a mouse at January 20, 2015 05:54 PM (/jpU8) 219
213 It isn't 5 oclock here but I'm ok with it. What are the rules?
Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 20, 2015 05:54 PM (WNERA) 220
213 He might drunk blog it.
Posted by: maddogg at January 20, 2015 05:53 PM (xWW96) There's another way to get through it? Posted by: nnptcgrad at January 20, 2015 05:54 PM (Opyrm) 221
let's talk about real men !
just spied Nick Searcy on Return to Lonesome Dove. Posted by: north and judd at January 20, 2015 05:54 PM (OAyZM) 222
since we seem determined to redo the seventies I'm going to do all the drugs
Posted by: alexthechick at January 20, 2015 05:54 PM (Ul37N) 223
So we've gone from a smart military blog to a fashion obsessed queer blog?
Posted by: Iblis at January 20, 2015 05:55 PM (9221z) 224
Amigurumi!
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 20, 2015 05:52 PM (ZKzrr) What would be the Horde mascot? An Ewok with a Spades eye-patch? Posted by: CM at January 20, 2015 05:55 PM (0NdlF) 225
LOLing over the crochet shorts. Even the 70s were not that bad.
Maybe it's granny's condition for continuing the trust fund allowance. Posted by: @votermom at January 20, 2015 05:55 PM (cbfNE) 226
His name is Richard Levine.
Pennsylvanians?... Meet your newly appointed Physician General: http://tinyurl.com/krt8vpq Posted by: franksalterego at January 20, 2015 05:55 PM (Fh+WR) 227
219213 It isn't 5 oclock here but I'm ok with it. What are the rules?Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 20, 2015 05:54 PM (WNERA) I don't have a clue. I haven't watched a State of the Union address in six years. Mostly the state of the union sucks, and I don't need to listen to any of Zero's crapola to know it.
Posted by: maddogg at January 20, 2015 05:56 PM (xWW96) 228
The first Hipster I see wearing these is going to get the look of doom!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2015 05:56 PM (KBIDy) 229
The first Hipster I see wearing these is going to get the look of doom!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2015 05:56 PM (KBIDy) 230
221 let's talk about real men !
just spied Nick Searcy on Return to Lonesome Dove. Posted by: north and judd at January 20, 2015 05:54 PM (OAyZM) Nick Searcy's wife was the other plot hole in Cast Away. Posted by: the guy who typos sockpuppets at January 20, 2015 05:56 PM (zBYDH) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2015 05:56 PM (GYpiw) 232
221 let's talk about real men !
just spied Nick Searcy on Return to Lonesome Dove. Posted by: north and judd at January 20, 2015 05:54 PM (OAyZM) Nick Searcy's wife was the other plot hole in Cast Away. Posted by: the guy who typos sockpuppets at January 20, 2015 05:56 PM (zBYDH) 233
215 Now if they were crocheted out of steel wool.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2015 05:53 PM (xNkaN) ------------- Barbed wire. Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 20, 2015 05:56 PM (oKE6c) 234
I notice several of the cough, cough..men are also sporting cute little sweaters. Sorry we can see the entire photo.
Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2015 05:56 PM (JSovD) 235
So we've gone from a smart military blog to a fashion obsessed queer blog?
Posted by: Iblis at January 20, 2015 05:55 PM (9221z) Since they repealed don't ask, don't tell. Do you think my ass is getting big? Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2015 05:57 PM (nzKvP) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 20, 2015 05:57 PM (LA7Cm) 237
No trigger warning? C'mon, Ace!
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 20, 2015 05:57 PM (VAsIq) 238
Alan Alda is the left's ideal real man.
Posted by: maddogg at January 20, 2015 05:57 PM (xWW96) 239
"since we seem determined to redo the seventies I'm going to do all the drug."
-Posted by: alexthechick at January 20, 2015 05:54 PM (Ul37N) If you took the purple microdot, please report to the safety tent for your comforting and orange slices. Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 20, 2015 05:57 PM (16bOT) 240
"So we've gone from a smart military blog "
Nah, some of us old timers recall when bell bottoms was a good thing... *walks off humming Mitch Miller tunes* Posted by: anon a mouse at January 20, 2015 05:57 PM (/jpU8) 241
226 His name is Richard Levine.
Pennsylvanians?... Meet your newly appointed Physician General: http://tinyurl.com/krt8vpq Posted by: franksalterego at January 20, 2015 05:55 PM (Fh+WR) My better judgement says do not click. But I am a moron and in pa... Posted by: the guy who typos sockpuppets at January 20, 2015 05:57 PM (zBYDH) Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at January 20, 2015 05:58 PM (5jKwU) 243
What would be the Horde mascot? An Ewok with a Spades eye-patch?
Posted by: CM at January 20, 2015 05:55 PM (0NdlF) And crocheted too-tight boy shorts. Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2015 05:58 PM (h6Mpm) 244
NICK SEARCY'S OTHER WIFE WAS THE WHOLE PLOT OF CASTAWAY?!
Posted by: AL SHARPTON?! at January 20, 2015 05:58 PM (MbqmP) 245
And just because it fits so perfectly, here's the text -
"And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach." Posted by: junior at January 20, 2015 05:50 PM (UWFpX) Sounds like my singles ward... I keeed, I keeed! (kinda.) Crazy how the bible manages to apply to modern times, right? Whoda thunk. Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2015 05:58 PM (yRwC8) 246
This is gonna be a long 4 years
Posted by: the guy who typos sockpuppets at January 20, 2015 05:58 PM (zBYDH) 247
I think my dear departed MIL had a blanket in the same pattern as the second one from the right.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2015 05:58 PM (xNkaN) 248
Grandma sweat factories, back in business!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2015 05:27 PM ...........I LOL'ed. Look here Gertrude, you want your daily ration of Metamucil and raisin toast! We need 6 more squares by 9:00!!!! Step on it Granny! Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2015 05:58 PM (KBIDy) 249
The turtle is on FNC giving us hard hitting commentary on the SOTU.
Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2015 05:58 PM (qbgxo) 250
Since they repealed don't ask, don't tell. Do you think my ass is getting big?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2015 05:57 PM (nzKvP) *eyes appreciatively* Looks good to me, big guy. Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2015 05:59 PM (h6Mpm) Posted by: anon a mouse at January 20, 2015 05:59 PM (/jpU8) 252
I should also point out the reason I wear so much black is because it's the adult version of granimals
Posted by: alexthechick at January 20, 2015 05:59 PM (Ul37N) 253
I'd love to see those guys walk in to my local American Legion on a Saturday night. The ass kickening would be swift and just!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2015 06:00 PM (KBIDy) Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 20, 2015 06:00 PM (AC0lD) 255
So we've gone from a smart military blog to a fashion obsessed queer blog?
Posted by: Iblis at January 20, 2015 05:55 PM (9221z) Don't ask, and we won't tell. Posted by: Teh Cobs at January 20, 2015 06:00 PM (yRwC8) 256
You know, I do need a skosh more room than most men.
Posted by: Tom Clancy at January 20, 2015 06:00 PM (8MjqI) 257
Who's up for some macrame wall hangings?
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 20, 2015 06:00 PM (/jpU8) 258
I could do a crochet nut sack if it's warm enough.
warm cajones = good ---- I know a guy who's pretty handy.... Posted by: Presn't Obama at January 20, 2015 06:01 PM (VAsIq) 259
By the time Zero and his crab lice leave office, that will become standard BDU's for all our (dis)armed forces.
Posted by: maddogg at January 20, 2015 06:01 PM (xWW96) 260
@245 Sounds like my singles ward...
I keeed, I keeed! (kinda.) Crazy how the bible manages to apply to modern times, right? Whoda thunk. --------------------- Mine's still just at the whining stage (at least according to our old RS President). The sisters haven't yet gotten to the point of actually getting proactive about the whole thing. They'd still rather sit and whine while they wait for the right guy to call them up. Posted by: junior at January 20, 2015 06:01 PM (UWFpX) 261
All right now, this really ISshoving it my face.
Posted by: Billy Crystal at January 20, 2015 06:01 PM (6n332) 262
259 By the time Zero and his crab lice leave office, that will become standard BDU's for all our (dis)armed forces.
Posted by: maddogg at January 20, 2015 06:01 PM (xWW96) ___________________________ The next president is hoping the Brits come back and burn it down again. Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 20, 2015 06:02 PM (WNERA) 263
Bad news: The Sweet Asteroid Of Death (SMOD mini me) scheduled for 1/26/15 is expected to miss by 3x Earth to Moon distances. I think it's real name is "2004 BL86".
Write it taunty letters. Posted by: New Phone at January 20, 2015 06:02 PM (EoKem) 264
So three new podcasts dropped this weekend: AOS with peabody award winning Nick Searcy, ATC and BCochran, and PO'd with Dennis Miller and Adam Carolla. Anyone know if the latter was any good? The first two must be, obviously, how could they not, the third sounds intriguing. Moron review always appreciated.
Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2015 05:53 PM (yRwC I honestly thought the Nick Searcy podcast wasn't really very good compared to other AoS pods. It just wasn't clicking. The ATC/BC pod has promise, but it was pretty obviously a first-effort and, I dunno, needs a moderator or something. ATC can be a bit overwhelming. Who knew? Haven't listened to the other pod. Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2015 06:02 PM (h6Mpm) 265
I should also point out the reason I wear so much black is because it's the adult version of granimals
Posted by: alexthechick at January 20, 2015 05:59 PM (Ul37N) girls like bad boys. guys like bad girls. Black is couture chic always. Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 06:02 PM (x3YFz) 266
That's disturbing.
Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 20, 2015 06:03 PM (/IQip) 267
ONN: Biden Arrives Early To Set Up State Of The Union Fog Machine
I only just realized this was a parody headline. Posted by: the guy who typos sockpuppets at January 20, 2015 06:03 PM (zBYDH) 268
Those bastards stole my Grandma's afghans!
Posted by: Drill Thrawl at January 20, 2015 06:03 PM (xtpUs) 269
Look, y'all need to get this straight...
Its Peabody Award winning, international film and tv star, Nick Searcy. **goes back to lounging in my perfectly heated pool** Posted by: Art Mullen's Marshal stiffy at January 20, 2015 06:03 PM (LKBn6) Posted by: Big Mike the steam shovel at January 20, 2015 06:04 PM (W6iIX) 271
Honest Obama...."The State of the Union is...ummm...er...well, we lie at 4 strokes on a par-5 hole, and we're in a sand trap, facing a pond, 300 yards from the pin, with only a ball scoop left in the bag. So not great."
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2015 06:04 PM (2cS/G) 272
261 All right now, this really ISshoving it my face.
Posted by: Billy Crystal at January 20, 2015 06:01 PM (6n332) Ya know maybe we need to return to earlier standards like when Rob and Laura slept in separate beds. Then it's not being shoved in anybody's face. Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2015 06:04 PM (xNkaN) 273
>>261 All right now, this really ISshoving it my face.
Posted by: Billy Crystal at January 20, 2015 06:01 PM (6n332) #icantbreathe Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 20, 2015 06:04 PM (fIv/H) Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2015 06:04 PM (JSovD) Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 06:05 PM (x3YFz) 276
I'll come back when the thread gets, ahem, straightened out.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 20, 2015 06:05 PM (VAsIq) 277
A poor example of Apres Gaucho butt sex wear.
Posted by: J. Peterman at January 20, 2015 06:05 PM (XzRw1) 278
This is exactly how I envisioned the evolution of the Comfyballs fashion line.
Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2015 06:06 PM (dVmLD) Posted by: Mitch McConnell at January 20, 2015 06:06 PM (XzRw1) 280
All Special Forces will get to wear three color crocheted beanies with a spinner on top.
Posted by: maddogg at January 20, 2015 06:06 PM (xWW96) 281
They don't come for you they come for your kids.
Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 20, 2015 06:07 PM (WNERA) 282
I think somebody needs to convince the SCOAMF to wear these for the SOTU.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2015 06:07 PM (xNkaN) 283
This is exactly how I envisioned the evolution of the Comfyballs fashion line.
Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2015 06:06 PM (dVmLD) hey... if my junk is warm, I'm happy. Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 06:07 PM (x3YFz) 284
Send them to Afghanistan!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2015 06:07 PM (KBIDy) Posted by: Harry Reid, Perfectly Upstanding Citizen at January 20, 2015 06:08 PM (VAsIq) 286
Bad news: The Sweet Asteroid Of Death (SMOD mini me) scheduled for 1/26/15 is expected to miss by 3x Earth to Moon distances. I think it's real name is "2004 BL86".
Posted by: New Phone at January 20, 2015 06:02 PM (EoKem) ----- Can we at least get some major tidal forces that wreck Washington, D.C.? Or is it too small? Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 20, 2015 06:08 PM (HBAcW) 287
I think somebody needs to convince the SCOAMF to wear these for the SOTU.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2015 06:07 PM (xNkaN) That's for a special speech with Reggie... Posted by: Barry "Short-Shorts" Obama at January 20, 2015 06:08 PM (0Ew3K) 288
I think somebody needs to convince the SCOAMF to wear these for the SOTU.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2015 06:07 PM (xNkaN) He'd never do it. That way we'd find out he became a eunuch during his years in Indonesia. Hey, Barack, what you're eating? That's not dog! Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2015 06:08 PM (h6Mpm) Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 06:09 PM (x3YFz) 290
Biden, his macrame unfurled.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 20, 2015 06:09 PM (fIv/H) 291
286 Bad news: The Sweet Asteroid Of Death (SMOD mini me) scheduled for 1/26/15 is expected to miss by 3x Earth to Moon distances. I think it's real name is "2004 BL86".
Posted by: New Phone at January 20, 2015 06:02 PM (EoKem) ----- Maybe we can lasso it in. I saw that in a movie once. Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 20, 2015 06:09 PM (HBAcW) 292
By the time Zero and his crab lice leave office, that will become standard BDU's for all our (dis)armed forces.
Drill will be two snaps and a twirl. Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2015 06:10 PM (Fjr+q) 293
All Special Forces will get to wear three color crocheted beanies with a spinner on top.
Posted by: maddogg at January 20, 2015 06:06 PM (xWW96) The propeller beanie is only for aviation... Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 20, 2015 06:10 PM (10ydV) 294
Biden could never learn to crochet. He was in high school before he could peel his own bananna.
Posted by: maddogg at January 20, 2015 06:10 PM (xWW96) 295
I wonder if they make assless chaps.
Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2015 06:10 PM (qbgxo) 296
Sum Ting Wong. Ho Lee Fook. That is so....never fuckin mind.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 20, 2015 06:11 PM (ucDmr) 297
Your mockery means nothing to me.
I have several cashmere cock socks and I won't apologize for that. Posted by: CozMark at January 20, 2015 06:11 PM (u761t) 298
Now if these were crafted into assless chaps I'd be totally down with it.
Nothing beta about chaps! Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 20, 2015 06:11 PM (KH1sk) 299
Indeed. I freely admit that if I saw a man wearing crochet shorts, I would have to punch them in the face.
Posted by: deadrody at January 20, 2015 06:12 PM (meyeF) 300
Not just no, but Hell no. I now have Internet service at my house in Arizona. Lets see if it lets me post here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2015 06:12 PM (upitO) 301
Well, if you think the crocheted shorts are bad, don't look at the
Crochet Body Suit Onesie For Men on the same website. http://tinyurl.com/lgarp2y I'm going to go fondle some of my guns now. Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 20, 2015 06:12 PM (XzRw1) 302
Black Clothes Matter
Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2015 06:04 PM .....Crocheted pants up! Don't toot! Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2015 06:13 PM (KBIDy) 303
two words: white cable-knit turtle-neck sweaters Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 20, 2015 06:13 PM (suql3) Posted by: george rr marrtin at January 20, 2015 06:13 PM (L6/+u) 305
Y'know how your college roommate would put a sock on the door to indicate "Do Not Disturb"? These shorts are similar, in that they send a clear message that they like it up the rear.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 20, 2015 06:13 PM (VAsIq) 306
>>299 Indeed. I freely admit that if I saw a man wearing crochet shorts, I would have to punch them in the face.
Posted by: deadrody at January 20, 2015 06:12 PM (meyeF) Even if he were just the passenger in a Prius. Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 20, 2015 06:13 PM (WNERA) 307
Somebody already ask Gingy how much for a custom set of these shorts?
Posted by: fastfreefall at January 20, 2015 06:14 PM (pqOzY) 308
In full disclosure: I've worn nothing except underarmour undies and cold weather goodies over the last 14 years. In-theater or at home.
can't see that changing. Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 06:14 PM (x3YFz) Posted by: Aviator at January 20, 2015 06:14 PM (3rrMW) 310
Japans PM Defends Islam After ISIS Threatens To Behead Two Japanese Hostages Extremism And Islam Are Completely Different Things
Weasel Zippers Yeah not so much. And PM just so we are clear, you 2 citizens are dead men, you do know that right? So no need to make a fool of yourself Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2015 06:14 PM (nzKvP) 311
Yea, wearing those is a good way to get your ass kicked for you.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2015 06:15 PM (KBIDy) Posted by: SarahW at January 20, 2015 06:15 PM (Lbv/k) 313
Hey, did I luck out or what? A cool hash: up it O. What am I bid for this jewel of a hash?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2015 06:15 PM (upitO) 314
I never had a college roommate put a sock on the door. They just went somewhere else to have sex, I assume,which I was grateful for. although we didn't discuss it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2015 06:16 PM (DXzRD) 315
I wonder if Chuck Norris has a set of those, certainly Chuck Johnson does.
Posted by: maddogg at January 20, 2015 06:16 PM (xWW96) 316
Did the models supply their own vagina wool for the crocheter?
Posted by: andycanuck at January 20, 2015 06:16 PM (L6/+u) 317
I meant the guy in the blue pants in the last picture.
Posted by: SarahW at January 20, 2015 06:16 PM (Lbv/k) 318
My G_d. Lacy Underalls are back!!!! I can't unsee that. Ever. Send them to Afghanistan. At least they will have hipster fashion going when they get beheaded.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2015 06:16 PM (KBIDy) 319
Crotch and Crochet come from the same middle-French word "curescu" meaning "to nuzzle"."
Posted by: berberbilder at January 20, 2015 06:17 PM (8MjqI) 320
there was a place and time at which it was so cold I had on full MARPAT, and under that was 3 pairs of undies + leggings + 3 pairs of socks.
socks first, then leggings. thermodynamics is a mfr. Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 06:17 PM (x3YFz) 321
I'm going to go fondle some of my guns now.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 20, 2015 06:12 PM (XzRw1) --------------------------------------- After this excursion into AoSHQ "Gay Tuesday", I'm going to go out and throw bags of cement across the yard. Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2015 06:17 PM (qbgxo) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2015 06:17 PM (DXzRD) 323
I've always found vagina fur always makes the best cockwarmer.
Posted by: maddogg at January 20, 2015 06:17 PM (xWW96) 324
BAM!
Posted by: David Serotta at January 20, 2015 06:18 PM (JpprL) 325
Just in time for Spring the all new line of hipster dong cozies!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2015 06:18 PM (KBIDy) 326
Even the most drug addled '70's designer didn't come up with crochet shorts for men.
Powder blue leisure suits are the height of taste and refinement compared to this. Today's blog theme must be the Left's continuing war against the testicles of straight men. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. is still shellshocked at January 20, 2015 06:18 PM (+XMAD) 327
Rep. Mac Thornberry (R., Texas), the new chairman of the House Armed Services Committee, criticized the Obama administration on Tuesday after a report indicated that officials would be content with a settlement in the Syrian civil war that leaves President Bashar al-Assad in power.
Well to be honest, from the get go, I and others here said that as bad as Assad was, he was the best of a bed bunch and we should have been backing him from the get go. Someone should clue this R no nothing into that. Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2015 06:19 PM (nzKvP) 328
Crochet shorts: a symptom of low T or a cause?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at January 20, 2015 06:19 PM (GuwT9) 329
>>> Mine's still just at the whining stage (at least according to our old RS
President). The sisters haven't yet gotten to the point of actually getting proactive about the whole thing. They'd still rather sit and whine while they wait for the right guy to call them up. Yeah, I see that too. But it also feels like the guys are too timid to actually ask anyone out. Just ask us! It is very elementary school dance, with boys on one side and girls on the other. Except we are all in our 30s-40s...heaven help us lol. It feels like I see three types of people in my ward. The first are independent types that for one reason or another, never met the right person or haven't just yet, but have a good chance of doing so if they remain open to it. Then there are those that are single due to divorce, looking to start over and find a new path for themselves. Then there are those very special people that are sweet souls, but it is probably not in the cards that they will find someone in this life. Just a touch too awkward to really connect with another person. Most days I think I'm in the first category but on my bad days when I'm full of self doubt I'm positive I'm in the latter. But more good days than bad at the moment, thank goodness. Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2015 06:20 PM (yRwC8) Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 20, 2015 06:20 PM (WNERA) 331
325
Just in time for Spring the all new line of hipster dong cozies! Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2015 06:18 PM (KBIDy) ______________________________ They're called cock socks and it's perfectly normal behavior to have several on hand for any occasion (formal, business, hunting, etc.) Posted by: CozMark at January 20, 2015 06:20 PM (u761t) 332
Today's blog theme must be the Left's continuing war against the testicles of straight men.
Posted by: Donna V. is still shellshocked at January 20, 2015 06:18 PM (+XMAD) trust me, our testicles will fight back. Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 06:20 PM (x3YFz) 333
Well, beer break is over. Back to fixing the hole I cut in the bathroom floor to replace the clogged drainpipe for the basin. Then rig in the water heater. No rest for the wicked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2015 06:20 PM (upitO) 334
Drill will be two snaps and a twirl.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2015 06:10 PM (Fjr+q) The HELL with that! No quatloos for you! Posted by: Drill Thrawl at January 20, 2015 06:20 PM (xtpUs) 335
socks first, then leggings. thermodynamics is a mfr. Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 06:17 PM .............I have three words for you........... Fleece Long Underwear. They're way better than the underarmor shit and you can still move your junk if needed and you get full range of motion vs. being stuffed in a restrictive casing all day. Way warmer too. Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2015 06:21 PM (KBIDy) Posted by: seamrog at January 20, 2015 06:22 PM (7mWQT) 337
ABC News sucks. ET light.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 20, 2015 06:22 PM (0FSuD) Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 20, 2015 06:23 PM (suql3) 339
Crochet shorts: a symptom of low T or a cause?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at January 20, 2015 06:19 .........What would it matter. Face it, if you're wearing those, you could care less about the ladies. Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2015 06:23 PM (KBIDy) 340
NO!
Crochet shorts for Males? yes... MEN? uh.... no... Voluntarily wearing anything crocheted... unless by your Mom, or a Woman you are sleeping with... is an immediate Manly Violation, and may result in Man Card revocation. Posted by: BB Wolf at January 20, 2015 06:23 PM (qh617) 341
>>> Look, y'all need to get this straight...
Its Peabody Award winning, international film and tv star, Nick Searcy. **goes back to lounging in my perfectly heated pool** Another addition for the AoS style guide, which hopefully one day has an online version for easy referencing! Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2015 06:23 PM (yRwC8) 342
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pull on that thread I dare ya Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2015 05:23 PM (IXrOn) Heh heh... hee hee.... that not a thread... Posted by: Beavis at January 20, 2015 06:24 PM (qh617) Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 20, 2015 06:24 PM (suql3) 344
Harry Reid is back and he's not looking too sharp. That must have been one badass toddler.
Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2015 06:24 PM (dVmLD) 345
He's so gay.
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at January 20, 2015 06:24 PM (JdEZJ) 346
I have three words for you........... Fleece Long Underwear. They're way better than the underarmor shit and you can still move your junk if needed and you get full range of motion vs. being stuffed in a restrictive casing all day. Way warmer too.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2015 06:21 PM (KBIDy) --------------------------------------- Encapsulated junk is sweaty junk. And nothing is colder in the cold than sweaty junk. Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2015 06:24 PM (qbgxo) 347
So is this peak crochet?
Posted by: Iblis at January 20, 2015 06:24 PM (9221z) 348
@329 Yeah, I see that too. But it also feels like the guys are too timid to actually ask anyone out. Just ask us! It is very elementary school dance, with boys on one side and girls on the other. Except we are all in our 30s-40s...heaven help us lol.
----------------- If your ratio is anywhere near ours (1.5 to 1), then you're going to need to be a bit more cut throat. Plus, we share the building (and meeting times - our schedule is the reverse of theirs) with a YSA ward, and since it's less of an issue for guys to date younger women... Posted by: junior at January 20, 2015 06:24 PM (UWFpX) 349
That Baby Hippo is 1000 times smarter than that idiot Bush !!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien of Brattleboro, Vt at January 20, 2015 06:25 PM (Sd++4) 350
He's really really gay.
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at January 20, 2015 06:25 PM (JdEZJ) 351
311 Yea, wearing those is a good way to get your ass kicked for you.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2015 06:15 PM (KBIDy) I wish a bunch of pajama boys SJWs would wear them around Ferguson when they're protesting. Oakland too, that would be great. Rich Brookline SJW Noah what's his name definitely needs a pair for the next time he blocks the highway in Boston. They'd go great with his dreadlocks and Che T-shirt. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. is still shellshocked at January 20, 2015 06:25 PM (+XMAD) 352
Another reason why sperm count in the civilized world is declining precipitously?
Posted by: berberbilder at January 20, 2015 06:26 PM (8MjqI) 353
I would sooner remove my own gall bladder with a spork than wear those.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2015 06:26 PM (KFdZd) 354
Yeah, I see that too. But it also feels like the guys are too timid to actually ask anyone out. Just ask us! It is very elementary school dance, with boys on one side and girls on the other. Except we are all in our 30s-40s...heaven help us lol.
It feels like I see three types of people in my ward. The first are independent types that for one reason or another, never met the right person or haven't just yet, but have a good chance of doing so if they remain open to it. Then there are those that are single due to divorce, looking to start over and find a new path for themselves. Then there are those very special people that are sweet souls, but it is probably not in the cards that they will find someone in this life. Just a touch too awkward to really connect with another person. Most days I think I'm in the first category but on my bad days when I'm full of self doubt I'm positive I'm in the latter. But more good days than bad at the moment, thank goodness. Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2015 06:20 PM (yRwC I've had people smack me over the head and say, "She was interested in you!". I tend to be oblivious. Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 20, 2015 06:26 PM (10ydV) 355
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 20, 2015 06:23 PM (qh617)
Note.... Jayne Cobb's hat... while being crochted... does fit within Manly Rules, as it was made by his Mom. Posted by: Beavis at January 20, 2015 06:27 PM (qh617) Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at January 20, 2015 06:27 PM (JdEZJ) 357
.............I have three words for you...........
Fleece Long Underwear. They're way better than the underarmor shit and you can still move your junk if needed and you get full range of motion vs. being stuffed in a restrictive casing all day. Way warmer too. Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2015 06:21 PM (KBIDy) I hear you. This ain't my first rodeo and I've tried everything under the sun but UA is the best bottom layer i've found. That ain't to say that a thicker layer of leggings doesn't go over it. The one downside of UA (and for those of you who've never been in the field for 8 weeks without a shower, you might want to look away) is the mudbutt factor. For those of you playing at home: when you're in the field for weeks or months, a guy gets a bit... gamey. You do your best with wet wipes: face, pits, balls and ass, in that order, but nonetheless, badness builds up without a good hot shower. So that's where your kit comes in. Get stuff that'll breathe and yet keep your ass warm. Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 06:29 PM (x3YFz) Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2015 06:30 PM (KBIDy) 359
For a small fee, my daughter will knit you some out of pure cat hair.
Posted by: berberbilder at January 20, 2015 06:30 PM (8MjqI) 360
@354 I've had people smack me over the head and say, "She was interested in you!". I tend to be oblivious.
------------------ Guilty as charged, as well. Ironically, I did figure out just recently that a couple of women were interested in me... Just before they became roommates. ^^;; Posted by: junior at January 20, 2015 06:31 PM (UWFpX) 361
Why are these shorts being shoved explicitly in my face like this?
Posted by: Billy Chrystal at January 20, 2015 06:31 PM (tt3kE) 362
Good Lord.Did you read that Jonah Goldberg post in the sidebar?
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2015 06:32 PM (v5UtH) 363
For those of you playing at home: when you're in the field for weeks or months, a guy gets a bit... gamey. Posted by: TangoNine
Makes you wonder how humanity survived back in the day, when it was normal to only bathe once a year. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at January 20, 2015 06:32 PM (GuwT9) 364
Do they wear crochet shorts in Yemen?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 20, 2015 06:33 PM (W5DcG) 365
>>> If your ratio is anywhere near ours (1.5 to 1), then you're going to need to be a bit more cut throat.
That is so not my style; "All's fair in love and war" seemed so...innapropriate in a church setting when I was younger. And I'm glad for once to be in a ward where the relief society is more like a real sisterhood and less like a tamer episode of The Bachelor. But you are right of course, sigh. *looks to see if any of the fiercer ettes have an dating/empowerment course online* Okay I see footwear 101, but no dating class just yet... *keeps looking* Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2015 06:35 PM (yRwC8) 366
307 - I'm sure gingy will be inundated for requests..., or not. Still, her other half is WeirdDave.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2015 06:35 PM (F2IAQ) 367
@364 Do they wear crochet shorts in Yemen?
---------------------- Better question - do they trust their women with sharp pointy objects such as crochet needles? Posted by: junior at January 20, 2015 06:35 PM (UWFpX) 368
For those of you playing at home: when you're in the field for weeks or months, a guy gets a bit... gamey. Posted by: TangoNine
Makes you wonder how humanity survived back in the day, when it was normal to only bathe once a year. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at January 20, 2015 06:32 PM (GuwT9) You get used to the smell. Not to mention that there were other smells that were worse. Also, there's a reason that incense and perfume were major commodities of ancient trading. Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 20, 2015 06:35 PM (10ydV) 369
I've had people smack me over the head and say, "She was interested in you!". I tend to be oblivious.
------------------ Guilty as charged, as well. Ironically, I did figure out just recently that a couple of women were interested in me... Just before they became roommates. ^^;; Posted by: junior at January 20, 2015 06:31 PM (UWFpX) same same. had a hottie chicana after me and had no idea. she walked up to my buddy while I was 2-stepping with some random girl and ask: "why is he with that puta chica?" She was cute as hell but... eh... never date a mexican girl. ever. why? You date her and you also date all of her cousins. bad juju. bad bad juju. Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 06:35 PM (x3YFz) 370
Later yall.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2015 06:37 PM (KBIDy) 371
Later yall.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2015 06:37 PM (KBIDy) 372
she walked up to my buddy while I was 2-stepping with some random girl and ask: "why is he with that puta chica?"
She was cute as hell but... eh... never date a mexican girl. ever. why? You date her and you also date all of her cousins. bad juju. bad bad juju. Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 06:35 PM (x3YFz) I dated a couple of Mexican girls when I was stationed in El Paso. Never again. Too much drama. Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 20, 2015 06:37 PM (10ydV) 373
"362 Good Lord.Did you read that Jonah Goldberg post in the sidebar?"
I've been reading "Brave New World" to my daughter's fetus. Posted by: berberbilder at January 20, 2015 06:37 PM (8MjqI) 374
steevy, I haven't had a chance to read Jonah's piece yet because I've been busy explaining to the laws of thermodynamics to my dog Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 20, 2015 06:37 PM (suql3) 375
Posted by: junior at January 20, 2015 06:31 PM (UWFpX) Hilarious! Shhh, it's okay. *passes you a plate of pants shaped sugar cookes iced to look like they are crocheted* Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2015 06:38 PM (yRwC8) 376
I'm reading War and Peace to my cat.He seems to dig it.
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2015 06:38 PM (v5UtH) 377
The marketing company for these crocheted crotch coverers is called
"Wriggly Feeled" not surprised. Posted by: seamrog at January 20, 2015 06:39 PM (7mWQT) 378
I dated a couple of Mexican girls when I was stationed in El Paso. Never again. Too much drama.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 20, 2015 06:37 PM (10ydV) mmmm hmmm. yup. Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 06:40 PM (x3YFz) 379
I've had people smack me over the head and say, "She was interested in you!".
---------- Right..., like at the 15 year reunion someone says, "Boy , Sharlene was really crazy about you". What?! Sharlene?..., the really sweet, attractive girl? * rends garments * * gnashes teeth * Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2015 06:40 PM (F2IAQ) 380
>>>Good Lord.Did you read that Jonah Goldberg post in the sidebar?<<<
If that single malt whisky was less than 18 years old, Rhodes' progeny will likely be in the bottom 3% at Sidwell Friends. Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2015 06:40 PM (dVmLD) 381
I've had people smack me over the head and say, "She was interested in you!". I tend to be oblivious.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 20, 2015 06:26 PM (10ydV) I think they should invest in giant neon signs. And maybe one of these: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8Wd831gUt4 Posted by: CM at January 20, 2015 06:41 PM (0NdlF) 382
I'm reading War and Peace to my cat.He seems to dig it.
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2015 06:38 PM (v5UtH) now *that* is depressing. Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 06:41 PM (x3YFz) 383
Why am I feeling itchy..., in my nether regions.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2015 06:41 PM (F2IAQ) 384
Some sequins would be festive on those um, things. Then add spandex and a parasol and you're ready to go to your government job!
Posted by: model_1066 at January 20, 2015 06:41 PM (uCgaE) 385
O/T (you're welcome): a Democrat who understands that Obama is a SCOAMF.
http://hatrack.com/osc/reviews/everything/2015-01-15.shtml Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 20, 2015 06:41 PM (VAsIq) 386
"Why am I feeling itchy..., in my nether regions."
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2015 06:41 PM (F2IAQ) Yeast? Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 20, 2015 06:43 PM (16bOT) 387
252 I should also point out the reason I wear so much black is because it's the adult version of granimals
Posted by: alexthechick at January 20, 2015 05:59 PM (Ul37N) I wear a lot of black because it matches my mood much of the time. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. is still shellshocked at January 20, 2015 06:43 PM (+XMAD) 388
I'm reading War and Peace to my cat.He seems to dig it.
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2015 06:38 PM (v5UtH) ------------------------------------ Read "1984" to my cats. They seemed to be upset that Winston rejected the rats for big brother. Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2015 06:44 PM (qbgxo) 389
Right..., like at the 15 year reunion someone says,
"Boy , Sharlene was really crazy about you". What?! Sharlene?..., the really sweet, attractive girl? * rends garments * * gnashes teeth * Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2015 06:40 PM (F2IAQ) i'd go back to a HS reunion except those bitches would completely understand my awesomeness or how I'd managed to wrastle in this here hot filly that is my wife. ok... beyond the shit talking: I hated most of them so why the fuck would I go back to see them? Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 06:45 PM (x3YFz) 390
I am so tired the Gay Sex being paraded around.
Posted by: Billy Crystal at January 20, 2015 06:45 PM (V70Uh) 391
"It feels like I see three types of people in my ward."
Actually, when it comes to single men, there's a fourth type who you are not seeing because they're not there. The ones who were married before, some of them with kids, and who ended up being absolutely mauled in divorces and family courts, and who after that experience aren't going near any women romantically ever again. I know a couple of guys just like this, and it's a damn shame, because some of them really are still husband material. Solid stable solvent happy friendly guys. But now fem shy. Posted by: torquewrench at January 20, 2015 06:45 PM (noWW6) 392
NEVER read Animal Farm to your pigs.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 20, 2015 06:45 PM (16bOT) 393
>>> 362 Good Lord.Did you read that Jonah Goldberg post in the sidebar?
Someone who may or may not have been a troll this weekend, I've been gone so I couldn't tell, talked about the pretentiousness of book themed baby showers. And yes, you could argue that "baby" is the only theme of a baby shower, but I liked the idea, especially if it is children's books, and everyone brought you a book for the nursery. That's kind of sweet actually. But To Kill A Mockingbird??? Great book but man, there are some idiot parents in the world. I guess you can never get those kids started too young on literary plots dealing with racism, rape, and murder. Poky Little Puppy? Hungry Caterpillar? Soooo last year. Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2015 06:45 PM (yRwC8) 394
Well, you wonder why I always dress in black
Why you never see bright colors on my back And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone Well, there's a reason for the things that I have on Posted by: Johnny Cash at January 20, 2015 06:45 PM (F2IAQ) 395
No I have something to do with my left over yarn
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 20, 2015 06:45 PM (Bn6aD) 396
Nood; Rathergate.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 20, 2015 06:46 PM (16bOT) 397
NEVER read Animal Farm to your pigs.
Posted by: ColdBeer ---------------- ... or Lord of the Flies Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2015 06:46 PM (F2IAQ) Posted by: dont just dont at January 20, 2015 06:46 PM (klzyR) 399
Let me guess: the yarn used to crochet those shorts came out of someone's vagina.
Probably from the vag of one of the "men" in the picture. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. is still shellshocked at January 20, 2015 06:46 PM (+XMAD) 400
I also wear black.
Posted by: Ninja at January 20, 2015 06:46 PM (VAsIq) Posted by: C. S. Lewis at January 20, 2015 06:46 PM (V70Uh) 402
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2015 06:46 PM (F2IAQ)
Hell, even Charlotte's Web causes a breakdown. Pigs are sensitive. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. is still shellshocked at January 20, 2015 06:47 PM (+XMAD) 403
since we're evidently in pets and entertainment (superior to the SOTUA), my African greys love The Rabbids.
bwa bwaaa! Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 06:48 PM (x3YFz) 404
Scotch whiskies are like jailbait: Anything less than 18 years old, and you've earned a place in jail.
Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2015 06:48 PM (dVmLD) 405
There must be something to that whole "estrogen in the water" deal.
Pajama boy, skinny jeans, now this--FFS we need to air drop testosterone over the country, stat. Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2015 06:50 PM (A98Xu) 406
Makes you wonder how humanity survived back in the day, when it was normal to only bathe once a year.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at January 20, 2015 06:32 PM (GuwT9) We are doing just fine, mon ami. Posted by: The French at January 20, 2015 06:50 PM (+XMAD) 407
...my African greys love The Rabbids.
bwa bwaaa! -Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 06:48 PM (x3YFz) I love The Rabbids! Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 20, 2015 06:51 PM (16bOT) 408
The ones who were married before, some of them with kids, and who ended up being absolutely mauled in divorces and family courts, and who after that experience aren't going near any women romantically ever again.
I know a couple of guys just like this, and it's a damn shame, because some of them really are still husband material. Solid stable solvent happy friendly guys. But now fem shy. Posted by: torquewrench at January 20, 2015 06:45 PM (noWW6) Change it so won't go near MARRIAGE... and you have my story... Posted by: Bb Wolf at January 20, 2015 06:51 PM (qh617) Posted by: Executioner at January 20, 2015 06:51 PM (XzRw1) Posted by: irongrampa at January 20, 2015 06:54 PM (jeCnD) 411
Posted by: torquewrench at January 20, 2015 06:45 PM (noWW6) I can see that. I love being a woman, but man, some of us are cray cray, literally. And there are also plenty of single women I know also too skittish to try dating again. It takes time. A few of them are dealing with the fact that they did not marry the men they thought they were marrying, but instead married an infantilized man child who refused to grow up and become real dads and partners. Some had actual kids along the way, in addition to the kid that is their spouse, some didn't. But all of us singles are trying to navigate the crazy world of modern dating together, yaaaaaay. Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2015 07:00 PM (yRwC8) 412
Some of us get lucky. Like standing at the edge of a dance floor at a wedding reception, just looking, getting tapped on the shoulder, turning, looking OVER and then looking down into those green eyes. And the rest is history, 47 years later. Posted by: irongrampa at January 20, 2015 07:06 PM (jeCnD) 413
Posted by: irongrampa at January 20, 2015 07:06 PM (jeCnD) Awwwwwww Lucky for both of you, congrats. Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2015 07:21 PM (yRwC8) 414
Every bone in their crotches; that's what I'm going to break.
Posted by: J. Clarkson at January 20, 2015 07:31 PM (cL79m) 415
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