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Rupert Murdoch Quietly Ditches Longtime Institution of the Page 3 Girl as "Old-Fashioned"
You know what else is "old-fashioned"?
Freedom. That's another institution that's "old-fashioned." You want to end our Freedom too, you ruthless capitalist wrecker?Topless women have been a fixture on Page 3 of the Sun for more than four decades, but the controversial feature has finally been killed off. Executives at the tabloid have decided to quietly shelve the tradition after a growing army of critics branded it sexist.Oh great, the sex-panic feminists and prudes decide once again to take down their sexual rivals (the girls getting attention) and also thwart male sexuality, claiming a high-minded rational for what is in reality a base, petty, reptilian game of social gamesmanship.
Might as well put them in burka.
Instead of bare breasts, the pictures will now show scantily-clad women wearing bras and pants.
... The move was confirmed by The Times, a fellow News UK paper. It is understood that the parent company's chairman Rupert Murdoch signed off on the decision. Topless models were first introduced by the Sun in 1970, less than a year after Rupert Murdoch bought the title. In recent years, the paper has faced growing criticism from campaigners who said the feature was out of date in the modern world.Indeed. The modern world is rather gray, soft, and sexless. So I guess a bit of red-blooded sexuality was out-of-place. Here are some of the sex-panic feminist prudes and moral scolds who have succeeded in making your lives more dreary.
It was the height of London’s euphoric Olympic summer last year. The usually cynical and dismissive British public were waking up to an unfamiliar feeling--sporting success on the track and national celebration in the press. Lucy-Anne Holmes, a 36-year-old actress and novelist, was looking through the daily papers, and noticed that even The Sun newspaper was reflecting the fact that female athletes were at the forefront: Jessica Ennis, already established as the iconic face of the Games, had just won gold in the heptathlon; Victoria Pendleton another cycling gold.Oh, Horrors. Men are paying attention to women not named "Anne Holmes." Quick, fetch the torches and pitchforks. I have a feeling a lot of things piss Ms. Holmes off, and leave her thrashing about sleepless, angry and annoyed.
But when Holmes got to page 13, there it was again--The Sun's regular topless feature—larger than life, and larger than the images of female sporting prowess: it had just been moved back 10 pages for the occasion. "It really pissed me off,”"Holmes says. "The paper is always showing pictures of men in suits doing things, while women just stand around in their underpants." It was that night, lying awake and annoyed, Holmes resolved to start the No More Page 3 campaign. But taking on a national institution isn’t easy
Proud to have supported the @nomorepage3 campaign - brilliant result on the #page3takedown pic.twitter.com/AJcSbI2nNi
— Sadiq Khan MP (@SadiqKhan) January 20, 2015I'm not sure that just putting a bra on page 3 girls is exactly solving the issue in hand. But it's progress, kind of, sort of, maybe
— Elizabeth Ammon (@legsidelizzy) January 19, 2015Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 20, 2015 12:38 PM (bWFHa)
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Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 20, 2015 12:39 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 20, 2015 12:39 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 20, 2015 12:39 PM (kff5f)
Feminazis = morbidly obese fugly butch lesbos who hate all men and good looking hetero women.
Posted by: Vic at January 20, 2015 12:40 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 20, 2015 12:40 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: ginaswo at January 20, 2015 12:40 PM (2EgyQ)
Posted by: Vic at January 20, 2015 12:40 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: Mark Eden at January 20, 2015 12:40 PM (lsWof)
Put this news in the category of things I am glad I didn't know until it was over.
As an aside, the internet rumor that Ace is a girl... probably not correct.
What girl cares about this?
Posted by: petunia at January 20, 2015 12:41 PM (M1eBo)
We live in a strange world.
Posted by: Chupacabras at January 20, 2015 12:41 PM (W2YA6)
I'm suprised they don't do a weekly spider or some shit that can kill you
Posted by: Democrat with a gun at January 20, 2015 12:41 PM (vjigd)
This is part and parcel with the "free speech but..." sentiment. It is the same crowd, for the same (real) reasons- to control what people know and believe.
1984 & Fahrenheit 451 were not supposed to be "How To" manuals.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 20, 2015 12:42 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: nnptcgrad at January 20, 2015 12:42 PM (wrS2o)
Posted by: Rupert Murdoch at January 20, 2015 12:42 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 20, 2015 12:42 PM (wT9UL)
http://www.theospark.net/2015/01/tuesday-totty_20.html
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 20, 2015 12:43 PM (lsWof)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 20, 2015 12:43 PM (ZPrif)
Speaking of which, is that a thong you've got on there?
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 20, 2015 12:44 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 20, 2015 12:44 PM (OiH3z)
SOiA is the only proper way to have heterosexual relations.
[Strap-on in Anus]
Posted by: Feminazis at January 20, 2015 12:44 PM (BrQrN)
t--ts are like basketballs, only nicer to hold;
a sight to see, or so I am told
Posted by: duke at January 20, 2015 12:44 PM (ChY2Q)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2015 12:44 PM (d20MQ)
Posted by: Ray Rice at January 20, 2015 12:45 PM (JpprL)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 20, 2015 12:45 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at January 20, 2015 12:45 PM (zauWW)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 20, 2015 12:45 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 20, 2015 12:45 PM (8/DeP)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2015 12:45 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Harry Reid at January 20, 2015 12:46 PM (N6eLE)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 20, 2015 12:45 PM (8/DeP)
________
That's so 2002 dude.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 20, 2015 12:46 PM (0LHZx)
There is not a single solitary thing wrong with male sexuality. Not. One. Thing.
But oh noes the neoVictorians who claim they are sex positive cannot be having any reminder that, hey, tits are awesome and lads (and the occasion lass) do so enjoy looking at them. Heaven forfend.
Tell you what, sweeties, if you insist upon being neoVictorians, mayhap you should partake of the Victorian cure for hysteria. It would do the lot of you a world of good.
In the meantime, I shall just have to observe some old school Jenna tonight. For Freedom.
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 20, 2015 12:46 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 20, 2015 12:46 PM (YAdUC)
Posted by: Shep Smith at January 20, 2015 12:46 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 20, 2015 12:47 PM (suql3)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2015 12:47 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Chupacabras at January 20, 2015 12:47 PM (RQDhf)
Noah Rothman @NoahCRothman 3m
CNN: Russia spy ship docks in Havana harbor. State of the Union success story!
Patrick Oppmann CNN @CNN_Oppmann 3h
A Russian spy ship arrives today in #Cuba, a high level US delegation tomorrow. Busy week...
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 20, 2015 12:47 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2015 12:47 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Shoot Me at January 20, 2015 12:47 PM (EQcfE)
Posted by: tbd at January 20, 2015 12:47 PM (lmNRC)
They may take our freedom, but they'll never take.... the boobehs!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2015 12:47 PM (d20MQ)
I mean really do we need to see that kind of thing in a newspaper?
Oh wait a sec...hey Reggie, have you seen this boxer ad? I think I know what Santa is bringing...
As I was saying we really need to be respectful of women. Especially the ones with more upper body strength then me who have a temper....
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 20, 2015 12:47 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 20, 2015 12:45 PM (XUKZU)
That's a liberal Post War movie title if I've ever seen one.
Posted by: jwb7605 at January 20, 2015 12:48 PM (ZALPg)
It's a Mel Brooks movie just waiting to be made.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 20, 2015 12:48 PM (scgac)
obviously someone who has absolutely nothing on her mind except how to get herself some publicity.
Posted by: mallfly at January 20, 2015 12:48 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2015 12:48 PM (Mxs5H)
Posted by: Big Mike the steam shovel at January 20, 2015 12:48 PM (W6iIX)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 20, 2015 12:48 PM (XzRw1)
I need a program to keep up.
Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 20, 2015 12:48 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: Hustler's Monthly "Beaver Hunt" Contest at January 20, 2015 12:49 PM (8hctH)
Posted by: U of Va at January 20, 2015 12:49 PM (Dwehj)
the SOTU? I miss the snark. Not to mention we have, what, three months
until the first debate for 2016? Posted by: nnptcgrad at January 20, 2015 12:42 PM (wrS2o)
Looking forward to hearing Levin's rant on it tomorrow; I will be at gym with a friend during the SOTU and will oh so sadly miss it. *one lone tear runs down my cheek* Hope he takes some BP medication beforehand so he doesn't have a stroke during the blasted thing.
Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2015 12:49 PM (yRwC8)
What happened to "If you don't like _____, then don't do _____"?
Once again, the Left fucks with Normal because they can.
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 20, 2015 12:49 PM (suql3)
Posted by: mallfly at January 20, 2015 12:50 PM (bJm7W)
Fixed for accuracy
Posted by: RWC - Showerin'? Ain't nobody got no time for dat! at January 20, 2015 12:50 PM (fWAjv)
Looking forward to the announcement that the Cubans have reciprocated Obama's massive list of concessions to them by once again installing nuclear-tipped Russian medium range ballistic missiles 90 miles from American shores.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 20, 2015 12:50 PM (noWW6)
maybe a 5, but when she opens her mouth prolly a -17
what a harpie
Posted by: Big Mike the steam shovel at January 20, 2015 12:51 PM (W6iIX)
It's going to be hilarious when he walks this back. When I worked in London, it was the only reason most people bought that rag in the first place.
In the true spirit of capitalism, somebody will pick up the slack.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2015 12:51 PM (GGCsk)
- Feminist who was annoyed by all that conservative outrage over Janet Jackson's Super Bowl wardrobe malfunction
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2015 12:51 PM (ABcz/)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/557411454706798593
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/557411844508225536
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/557412480016982016
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/557413078409936896
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/557414277674721280
Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2015 12:51 PM (GrXXa)
@SadiqKhan
MP and parliamentary candidate for Tooting, Shadow Justice Secretary, Shadow Lord Chancellor and Shadow Minister for London
Posted by: Citizen X at January 20, 2015 12:51 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 12:51 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Feh at January 20, 2015 12:51 PM (KT/OD)
Posted by: AmishDude at January 20, 2015 12:52 PM (L2xDv)
OTOH, at least they had it for 40+ years and chose to stop. Do we see glorious boobehs in the NY Daily News, in the Post? We do not.
And we have the most ridiculous standards of what is and isn't porn. Niki Minaj can twerk in a G-string and that's pop culture. But a tasteful picture in which a nipple is displayed? End of civilization as we know it.
I read today that the German tabloid Bild has moved boobehs off the front page of its print edition (but still has them inside). Their website is weirdly schizophrenic. It will pixelate some nipples on the home page but show others. I have not deduced their actual policy yet.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 20, 2015 12:52 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 20, 2015 12:52 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: ziiiiiggggyyyyeeeeee at January 20, 2015 12:52 PM (AsMdZ)
Fuck them all.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 20, 2015 12:44 PM (OiH3z)
-----
hahaha, yeah, if it offends you don't buy the f'ing paper.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2015 12:52 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Feh at January 20, 2015 12:53 PM (KT/OD)
Posted by: Single Dude Watching This Shit Go Down at January 20, 2015 12:53 PM (E+yET)
Those scoffers were prescient.
Posted by: kathysaysso at January 20, 2015 12:53 PM (fMQoG)
And yet...and yet...the same people villainizing the prudish and sexless past are the exact same people enforcing the new prudishness and sexlessness today.
They are their own worst enemies. And yet somehow, they are unaware of it.
Posted by: zombie at January 20, 2015 12:53 PM (K4YiS)
hide in your Burkhas Women! feel the freedom from oppression of your body.
anyway satire used, but it is strange, we now say, breasts are not best unless they are, because i dunno.
Posted by: willow at January 20, 2015 12:53 PM (nqBYe)
Do you see what's going here?
Over the past few decades the Left has redistributed all things sex. For instance, into the middle schools but off Page 3.
The Left has shifted things just to muck them up.
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 20, 2015 12:53 PM (suql3)
"We are not anti-police," Sharpton said. "We respect police who put their lives on the line every day," he told the crowd packed into NAN's Harlem headquarters. "Our quest has always been about police reform not police deform. We don't want to deform the police department where they don't effectively fight crime and don't effectively protect citizens."
[even when Sharpton doesn't make sense he doesn't make sense]
Posted by: mallfly at January 20, 2015 12:53 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Null at January 20, 2015 12:53 PM (xjpRj)
Sounds about right.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 20, 2015 12:52 PM (L2xDv)
"mean ugly girls* who couldn't get laid by anyone except another mean ugly girl.
Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 12:53 PM (x3YFz)
Shared that in an earlier thread, but pertinent here too. Doesn't matter if you're prettier or skinnier - average looking chubby girls still get accused of anti-feminism and cultural appropriation.
The left is truly arrested at age 13 in prime acne territory. It's always about them, and they're not happy unless they have a reason to be sad.
Posted by: Harry Reid at January 20, 2015 12:53 PM (N6eLE)
Posted by: Pajama Boy at January 20, 2015 12:53 PM (1BQGO)
I would not hit that.
She looks like one of my exes who later decided she was a Lesbian.
(don't blame me, it was many years later.)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 20, 2015 12:54 PM (7ObY1)
Anything intended for "the male gaze" is oppressive and must be liquidated.
Posted by: Feh, Just Organizin' Y'All at January 20, 2015 12:54 PM (KT/OD)
Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2015 12:54 PM (LISuA)
hide in your Burkhas Women! feel the freedom from oppression of your body.
Alternate title: In The Bag, Hag!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2015 12:54 PM (d20MQ)
Projection as always with that bunch
Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2015 12:55 PM (GrXXa)
SFW
http://tinyurl.com/nmpyy3r
Posted by: RWC - Showerin'? Ain't nobody got no time for dat! at January 20, 2015 12:55 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at January 20, 2015 12:55 PM (zauWW)
-
Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 20, 2015 12:55 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 20, 2015 12:55 PM (JtwS4)
If all the Left's contradictions are confusing and maddening to you...
it's because that's the whole point.
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 20, 2015 12:55 PM (suql3)
Posted by: Feh
Gheys hardest hit.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2015 12:55 PM (d20MQ)
Posted by: RWC - Showerin'? Ain't nobody got no time for dat! at January 20, 2015 12:55 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 20, 2015 12:55 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Country Singer at January 20, 2015 12:56 PM (8hctH)
Posted by: petunia at January 20, 2015 12:41 PM (M1eBo)
Me.
Rather intensely actually.
How dare these prudes, these imbeciles, these pathetic little cuntlings have the audacity to claim to speak for All Women? How dare they claim to speak for any woman, actually, because they sure as hell are not grown ups who are entitled to be called women.
These are pathetic shrinking violets are, as ace so aptly notes, engaging in the millenial long practice of shaming sexual rivals. Nothing more than that.
Look at the twitter avatar for that twat. It's all I am nice and fit and hey I play a sport and I'm healthy and using this image that shows that off is totes empowering and not at all in any way an attempt to show that I'm attractive too but in a way that is socially acceptable in my cohort. Not in the slightest tiny bit.
Oh but but but Page Three objectifies women! It makes women feel unwelcome! It's sexist!
Yeah. Because those ads of Beckham in his undies are all about celebrating his sports success. Yuppers.
There's nothing wrong with female sexuality either. Hell, if I had the body of those girls, I would show it off as much as possible. There's nothing wrong with it.
Funny, I thought slut shaming was a bad thing.
*pantpantpant*
So. Yeah. There's at least one girl who gives all the damns about this, thanks.
Posted by: alexthechick - Free the boobies at January 20, 2015 12:56 PM (mf5HN)
Wait, so this paper had topless women on a certain page in every print? That is really strange. I mean, i don't give a shit, but I was completely unaware of this particular until this moment. Which I guess is no big loss.
Posted by: Lea hates Peppa Pig but will watch it for freedom (not really) at January 20, 2015 12:56 PM (lIU4e)
Does NewsCorp think this is going to stop there? There will always be another campaign, another demand, another grievance...
Posted by: richard mcenroe at January 20, 2015 12:56 PM (XO6WW)
Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2015 12:56 PM (qbgxo)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 20, 2015 12:39 PM (bWFHa)
Any comment which includes 'Shrillary,' 'pounding,' and 'jackhammer' in it is grounds for immediate suspension.
Without pay.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 20, 2015 12:56 PM (fwARV)
The UK is toast. They will be the first western nation to make all of their women wear burkhas.
Posted by: Pope Fidel II at January 20, 2015 12:56 PM (hKyl0)
If conservative media moguls famously had a rule that there be "No nudity in our pages! Prudish Christian rectitude shall prevail!", then you can guarantee that feminists would try to upend the policy and would start a "Nudes on the Front Page!" campaign, and ten would settle on Page 3 as a compromise.
This is all about "winning." Getting your way. And once you've gotten your way, you demand the opposite way. Because you are an hysterical woman.
Posted by: zombie at January 20, 2015 12:56 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 20, 2015 12:57 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: BamaBubba at January 20, 2015 12:57 PM (NU+9L)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2015 12:57 PM (eeTCA)
Epic. Pure poetry.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 20, 2015 12:57 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 20, 2015 12:57 PM (i0wGQ)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at January 20, 2015 12:57 PM (XO6WW)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2015 12:57 PM (GrXXa)
"The idea of the Left's tactics is to make one constantly second-guess oneself: Is this right; is this okay?"
-- Shih Tzu
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 20, 2015 12:57 PM (suql3)
Posted by: Lea hates Peppa Pig but will watch it for freedom (not really) at January 20, 2015 12:58 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 20, 2015 12:58 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Bizzaro Harry Reid at January 20, 2015 12:58 PM (jjaLl)
Not only men weren't thinking about her, neither were women or farm animals.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2015 12:58 PM (eeTCA)
Isn't the REAL problem that these ladies are actually Pretty???
It they were UGLY, the Feminazis would be saying to keep it...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 20, 2015 12:58 PM (qh617)
Victorians weren't prudish. Prostitution was off the charts. What Lefty hates is the Victorian Christian, i.e. the moral stigma of extra-marital sex of all kinds. The hatred of morality -- even if you write it "morality" -- has never disappeared. It's the censure, not the sex.
You're right that it's the same Lefty: wealthy, ex-Protestant, Socialist.
Posted by: Feh at January 20, 2015 12:58 PM (KT/OD)
Today, "the Sun."
Tomorrow, "Sports Illustrated."
Then, the Dillard's catalog.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 20, 2015 12:58 PM (LA7Cm)
Now they're back to it's "demeaning."
Looks like they can't make up their minds. Shocking.
Posted by: brak at January 20, 2015 12:59 PM (Tj+s6)
Posted by: Feh at January 20, 2015 12:59 PM (KT/OD)
Real men don't lear at woman like a caveman. They treat them with respect, like they would with their mother.
Posted by: Pajama Boy at January 20, 2015 12:53 PM (1BQGO)
I had an XXX dream last night about (drum roll) my wife. Ooooooh yeah.
So I wake up this morning and rolled her over and told her it's time to get up and oh by the way you were AWESOME in my head last night so high 5 me.
semper fidelis
Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 12:59 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: mallfly at January 20, 2015 12:59 PM (bJm7W)
It's kind of like pron. If a woman makes it, she is exhibiting her inner sexuality, and becoming one with the Feminine Power to be glorified as truly a Strong Woman, as she stars in Big B00bies and SlutsXXX Number 16.
While if a guy buys said product, he is an evil hetero-rapist, member of the cisPatriarchy, and should be shunned at best, jailed at worst.
Posted by: nnptcgrad at January 20, 2015 12:59 PM (wrS2o)
Until they run up on someone who doesn't give a shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2015 12:59 PM (d20MQ)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 20, 2015 01:00 PM (TPjwz)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 20, 2015 01:00 PM (r9db5)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 20, 2015 01:00 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Scont at January 20, 2015 01:00 PM (pCuII)
by expressing their sexuality is a good thing or bad thing? I just want
a one-time, definitive ruling on this.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 20, 2015 01:00 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 20, 2015 01:00 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: alexthechick - Free the boobies at January 20, 2015 12:56 PM
And the Morons stare, transfixed...
Posted by: Some Parisian Guy at January 20, 2015 01:00 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 20, 2015 01:00 PM (oDCMR)
Real men don't lear at woman like a caveman. They treat them with respect, like they would with their mother.
Posted by: Pajama Boy at January 20, 2015 12:53 PM (1BQGO)
I had an XXX dream last night about (drum roll) my wife. Ooooooh yeah.
So I wake up this morning and rolled her over and told her it's time to get up and oh by the way you were AWESOME in my head last night so high 5 me.
semper fidelis
Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 12:59 PM (x3YFz
Better than the cooking nightmares of a few moths ago
:-)
Yeah, yeah, that's Mr. SOB to you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2015 01:01 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: mallfly at January 20, 2015 01:01 PM (bJm7W)
nude breasts: not okay*
men having 'husbands': okay
kids fucking kids: okay
*unless it's in protest of the Church, or during the Super Bowl
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 20, 2015 01:01 PM (suql3)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 20, 2015 01:01 PM (ZPrif)
Gen. Sherman hides weapons and it takes 150 years for them to be found.
He was an agent of the War of Northern Aggression. Dig him up, shoot him and bury him again!
Posted by: Citizen X at January 20, 2015 01:01 PM (7ObY1)
Yes, it boils down to "I can celebrate my body in the most vulgar manner, but you can't."And if you disagree you're probably a rapist.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2015 01:01 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: physics geek at January 20, 2015 01:01 PM (MT22W)
Posted by: Friar Tuck at January 20, 2015 01:02 PM (JpprL)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 20, 2015 12:58 PM (LA7Cm)
Sears Catalog.
Ah yessssssss
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2015 01:02 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 20, 2015 01:03 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: alexthechick - Free the boobies at January 20, 2015 12:56 PM
And the Morons stare, transfixed...
Posted by: Some Parisian Guy
Follow the bouncing ball.......
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2015 01:03 PM (d20MQ)
Posted by: zombie at January 20, 2015 01:03 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at January 20, 2015 01:03 PM (zauWW)
What I found incredibly insightful ( Lena Dunham proven to be a jealous, spiteful bitch) are the comments from the writers and actors about her doing the scene. And of course Williams pervert father comments too.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2015 01:03 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2015 01:03 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Cersei Lannister at January 20, 2015 01:03 PM (JpprL)
CNN: Yemen minister says presidential palace seized as fighting flares again in Sanaa http://cnn.it/1sVD3iX
Yemen's presidential palace has been completely taken over by Shiite Houthi rebels, the country's Minister of Information Nadia Sakkaf told CNN on Tuesday amid reports of renewed clashes.
Sakkaf said the Prime Minister's residence was also under attack from the street.
She called the situation "the completion of a coup," adding that "the President has no control."
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 20, 2015 01:03 PM (ZPrif)
It's like I don't even know you guys anymore...
Posted by: shredded chi at January 20, 2015 01:04 PM (r9db5)
Remember, you're more the fool if you think the Left is sincere in any of their 'causes.'
It's all bullshit politics to make You change.
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 20, 2015 01:04 PM (suql3)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 20, 2015 01:04 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 20, 2015 12:57 PM (7ObY1)
Obligatory BC and I podcast pimp time:
http://bit.ly/1C2PkEl
At one point we, by which I mean I, touch upon the War on Women and, well, let's just say it ends with me screaming and BC making the appropriate BDS reference regarding the versatility of the word.
Posted by: alexthechick - Free the boobies at January 20, 2015 01:04 PM (mf5HN)
At long last, have you people no shame. Bra them if you must, but please, for the love of all that is good and holy, can we not have bras and mini-skirts, with thigh-highs?
I don't think that is asking too much.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2015 01:05 PM (TOk1P)
You can thank me later.
Posted by: Rupert Murdoch at January 20, 2015 01:05 PM (TJoQB)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2015 01:05 PM (IXrOn)
So it's OK to strip, turn tricks, "sugar", escort, etc. but don't you dare print pictures of buxom babes in the newspaper.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2015 01:05 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 20, 2015 01:06 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2015 01:06 PM (TOk1P)
Oo where to start? Well, key facts would be that I am 35, newly single and currently back living with my parents.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 20, 2015 01:06 PM (fwARV)
"Pretty much the last thing I want to say about this individual because he's already gotten too much airtime is it just feels like somebody who's desperate to try to be relevant again because he's staring at a dead career. As far as I'm concerned, his career is a really good confirmed kill."
Posted by: Reddy KiloWatt at January 20, 2015 01:06 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 20, 2015 01:06 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Garrett at January 20, 2015 01:06 PM (JpprL)
Paris mayor: We're suing Fox News for suggesting there are Muslim "no-go zones" in our city
Posted by: Citizen X at January 20, 2015 01:06 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2015 01:06 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 20, 2015 01:06 PM (sH832)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2015 01:06 PM (TOk1P)
It sounds to me as thought people are legislating their own version of morality, which comports with their personal proclivities and self conscious deficiencies.
In other any arena this would be called autocratic or anarchistic.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2015 01:06 PM (GGCsk)
Until they run up on someone who doesn't give a shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2015 12:59 PM (d20MQ)
-----------------------------------------
It's why the left hates old people. Especially old people who have an idea what freedom is like.
Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2015 01:07 PM (qbgxo)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2015 01:07 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2015 01:07 PM (TOk1P)
There's this thing called the internet, and believe you, me, there's more than 3 boobs waving on it.
Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 01:07 PM (x3YFz)
My favorite memory of Martin Luther King is, of course, his character "Jules" in Pulp Fiction.
Say 'what,' again. Say 'WHAT' again, muthafucka!
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 20, 2015 01:07 PM (suql3)
His wife? No.
But yours on the other hand, heh.....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 20, 2015 01:07 PM (LA7Cm)
Victorians weren't prudish. Prostitution was off the charts. ...
Posted by: Feh
Of course I know that. The most perverted era in history, San Francisco's "Barbary Coast" phase, was during the Victorian era. Sex was actually pretty commonplace. And same for the '50s - -the absurd revisionism that the '50s were an orgasm-free zone while the '60s was a wild sex party is just as false.
But the Left needs their narratives. Facts and truth are completely irrelevant.
Posted by: zombie at January 20, 2015 01:07 PM (K4YiS)
Oo where to start? Well, key facts would be that I am 35, newly single and currently back living with my parents.
Guys? Run. Like. Hell.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2015 01:08 PM (d20MQ)
Oo where to start? Well, key facts would be that I am 35, newly single and currently back living with my parents.
Guys? Run. Like. Hell.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2015 01:08 PM (d20MQ)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 20, 2015 01:08 PM (oDCMR)
At long last, have you people no shame. Bra them if you must, but please, for the love of all that is good and holy, can we not have bras and mini-skirts, with thigh-highs?
I don't think that is asking too much.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2015 01:05 PM (TOk1P)
You do know in the UK pants means undies, right?
Posted by: alexthechick - Free the boobies at January 20, 2015 01:08 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2015 01:08 PM (JO9+V)
That wasn't MLK, it was Lawrence Fishburn.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 20, 2015 01:08 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
Spanish -speaking TV aimed at Mexicans/Hispanics in Amurica is loaded with hot babes.
Think Sophia Vergara 24/7/365-1/4
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....in the bleak midwinter at January 20, 2015 01:08 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: alexthechick - Free the boobies at January 20, 2015 01:08 PM (mf5HN)
Go on...
Posted by: physics geek at January 20, 2015 01:08 PM (MT22W)
what will all the Amazon rainforest people say, now that wealthy white socialist women in NYC have made it clear that tribal rainforest bodies may NOT BE SEEN?
except for the auto-guilt-tripping of their white socialist betters, of course
Posted by: Feh at January 20, 2015 01:09 PM (KT/OD)
Posted by: captain james t. kirk at January 20, 2015 01:09 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2015 01:05 PM (IXrOn)
The Sun should turn their page 3 into a news update about Femen.
It is legitimate news, rather than titillation...
Posted by: The Titillatious Hat at January 20, 2015 01:09 PM (0Ew3K)
Oo where to start? Well, key facts would be that I am 35, newly single and currently back living with my parents.
I think I speak for the Horde in demanding to know how many cats she has.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2015 01:09 PM (knoK7)
the crazy
offended
Subjects
here's some prog on prog
but she gives in like the weaklings lefties are
Annie Lennox: 'Strange Fruit' criticism 'painful,' unfair
In a TV interview last fall about her new CD, "Nostalgia," and the "Strange Fruit" track it includes, Lennox didn't mention that the 1930s song made famous by Billie Holiday was a direct attack on African-American hangings of the era.
Blogs and posts on Twitter accused her of "whitewashing" the song's origins by referring generally to human violence and bigotry while speaking to PBS host Tavis Smiley last October.
lol
she be ebil
http://tinyurl.com/nosnl2d
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2015 01:09 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Feh at January 20, 2015 01:09 PM (KT/OD)
Posted by: Miggs at January 20, 2015 01:09 PM (FHh8u)
There is not a single solitary thing wrong with male sexuality. Not. One. Thing.
But oh noes the neoVictorians who claim they are sex positive cannot
be having any reminder that, hey, tits are awesome and lads (and the
occasion lass) do so enjoy looking at them. Heaven forfend.
Tell you what, sweeties, if you insist upon being neoVictorians,
mayhap you should partake of the Victorian cure for hysteria. It would
do the lot of you a world of good.
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*hugs alexthechick*
How far we've come from the "free love" and "free expression" Sixties! I've said it before, I will say it again. The Puritans were Leftists. The current hard Left is Puritan in their "thou shalt NOT" attitudes for everything they do not approve of, including T and A photo spreads.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2015 01:09 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 20, 2015 01:10 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 20, 2015 01:06 PM (7ObY1)
fly an overpass with one of those NOAA forest fire spotter satellites over Paris on any given night and I'll show you the no-go zones by the car fires.
Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 01:10 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: anchovy at January 20, 2015 01:10 PM (PtVFw)
Just not... pants. I can wear pants. In fact, I DO wear pants.
Wear something I wouldn't wear.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2015 01:10 PM (TOk1P)
So, i need to use someone else's name, and take her to a hotel and turn the lights really off.
Posted by: Penfold at January 20, 2015 01:10 PM (Fbt5B)
It is legitimate news, rather than titillation...
Posted by: The Titillatious Hat at January 20, 2015 01:09 PM (0Ew3K)
ah, good idea!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2015 01:10 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 20, 2015 01:10 PM (18q33)
1) If you had a pretty girl and an ugly girl and neither would have sex with you before marriage might as well date the pretty one
2) Feminists needed to compete so they made it acceptable to be a slut and then the ugly ones ran out to all the horny boys and said, "I may be ugly but I will have sex with you"
3) Problem the pretty girls said, "Hey we can do the same thing, give up the booty and be pretty"
4) Knowing they stood no chance the ugly women have now decided to go in the opposite direction, "If we cover everyone up we may still have a chance" or they become lesbians
Posted by: bobbymike at January 20, 2015 01:11 PM (8J355)
Posted by: Miggs at January 20, 2015 01:09 PM (FHh8u)
/throws rock
Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 01:11 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Rev Jesse Jackson at January 20, 2015 01:11 PM (LA7Cm)
It's on the inside second to last page now and not page 3.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 20, 2015 01:11 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: gp at January 20, 2015 01:11 PM (+Jpqc)
Every time I eat peanut butter, I thank MLK.
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 20, 2015 01:12 PM (suql3)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2015 01:12 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Penfold
Rule #1. Never do cra cra. Ever.
Rule #2. If in doubt, re-read Rule #1.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2015 01:12 PM (d20MQ)
what's with lesbians and subaru's?
Posted by: Feh at January 20, 2015 01:09 PM
You've never been to Northampton, have you?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2015 01:12 PM (knoK7)
See, every time I see this I keep thinking I'm gonna see a cage match between Keith Emerson and Rick Wakeman.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 20, 2015 01:12 PM (sH832)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2015 01:10 PM (TOk1P)
raccoons?
Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 01:12 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: flounder at January 20, 2015 01:12 PM (FHh8u)
That and mental illness.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 20, 2015 01:12 PM (ZPrif)
in this day and age, it wouldn't hurt him a bit
"ya, my man MLK was one pimpin' mothafucka"
gold
Posted by: Feh at January 20, 2015 01:12 PM (KT/OD)
I always wished our American papers had them too.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 20, 2015 01:13 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
_______________________
Do their nipples have pictures of Mahomet on them?
Posted by: Furious George at January 20, 2015 01:13 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 20, 2015 01:13 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 20, 2015 01:12 PM (sH832)
I kind of really really really want to see that now.
Posted by: alexthechick - Free the boobies at January 20, 2015 01:14 PM (mf5HN)
"Feminism is the result of rich unhappy girls being angry that money and status are more helpful to males than females."
BANG
Posted by: Feh at January 20, 2015 01:14 PM (KT/OD)
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 20, 2015 01:14 PM (sH832)
.....as their biological clock runs out.....
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2015 01:14 PM (d20MQ)
Can't we all just appreciate the boobies and move along?
Posted by: Lauren at January 20, 2015 01:14 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2015 01:14 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2015 01:14 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 20, 2015 01:12 PM (sH832)
I kind of really really really want to see that now.
Only if Wakeman wears a cape. He's gotta wear a cape.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 20, 2015 01:15 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at January 20, 2015 01:15 PM (4X5NS)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2015 01:09 PM (/mTq0)
Even the Puritans wouldn't be enough for the Progs. The Puritans actually expected married people to have sex with their spouses.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 20, 2015 01:15 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: Book (wife of Navy vet.) at January 20, 2015 01:15 PM (AlkUj)
FREEEEEDDOOOMMMM! But first ...
Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 20, 2015 01:15 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: geezer der mensch at January 20, 2015 01:15 PM (1i/Fh)
Posted by: gp at January 20, 2015 01:15 PM (+Jpqc)
I missed the memo
what's with lesbians and subaru's?
Posted by: Feh at January 20, 2015 01:09 PM
You've never been to Northampton, have you?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2015 01:12 PM (knoK7)
Welcome to colorado! Berkinstock witches and labrador retrievers in subarus.
Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 01:15 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Feh at January 20, 2015 01:15 PM (KT/OD)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 20, 2015 01:15 PM (7ObY1)
NO CAPES!!
Posted by: physics geek at January 20, 2015 01:16 PM (MT22W)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 20, 2015 01:15 PM (7ObY1)
No capes!
Posted by: alexthechick - Free the boobies at January 20, 2015 01:16 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 01:07 PM (x3YFz)
Futurama!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2015 01:16 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Lauren at January 20, 2015 01:14 PM (MYCIw)
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Cut, jib, newsletter. (Are there pictures?)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (call me, Marvel Studios! I work cheap.) at January 20, 2015 01:16 PM (4X5NS)
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It's not even that controversial, womens' beautiful breasts. It's not like a guy is doing something unspeakable to them.
Thinking it, yes, doing it in the pic, no.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2015 01:16 PM (A98Xu)
DRUDGE REPORT @DRUDGE_REPORT 2m2 minutes ago
FACEBOOK cited in third of all divorce cases... http://drudge.tw/1CeRzEp
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 20, 2015 01:16 PM (ZPrif)
The Feminists are claiming victory, but it was the Muzzies who won here. Red-Green-Black alliance in action.
----------------
You are on to something here...
Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2015 01:17 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: alexthechick - Free the boobies at January 20, 2015 01:17 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: physics geek at January 20, 2015 01:16 PM (MT22W)
==============
No capes!
Posted by: alexthechick - Free the boobies at January 20, 2015 01:16 PM (mf5HN)
Great minds. Or in this case, ours.
Posted by: physics geek at January 20, 2015 01:17 PM (MT22W)
Not only is it available and consumption of it practically encouraged, you dare not criticize it's production or producers, as you are "shaming" the participants, that's a no go. It's a lifestyle choice y'all.
And at the same time, the run out the least offensive "smut" of the "smut".
I don't even know what to say, it makes no sense...
A victory against page 3, huzzah, as they go back to promoting all other manners of obscenity...
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at January 20, 2015 01:17 PM (n/ogz)
Posted by: Slutwalkers everywhere at January 20, 2015 01:17 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 20, 2015 01:17 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2015 01:17 PM (qbgxo)
hahahah
what, is there a BiMW, too? a GayUV?
the things you can learn on the innernets
Posted by: Feh at January 20, 2015 01:17 PM (KT/OD)
Posted by: alexthechick - Free the boobies at January 20, 2015 01:17 PM (mf5HN)
My liege, you are gracious and discerning. I was in the mood for just such a thing. Many thanks.
Posted by: physics geek at January 20, 2015 01:18 PM (MT22W)
Welcome to colorado! Berkinstock witches and labrador retrievers in subarus.
Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 01:15 PM (x3YFz)Welcome to Colorado.Here's your issued one (1) dog and one (1) bandana for aformentioned dog. One (1) homebrew kit.Would you like to be signed up for the Crossfit class, or the trail running group?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 20, 2015 01:18 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 20, 2015 01:18 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2015 01:17 PM (qbgxo)
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Or I should say "spineless males".
Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2015 01:18 PM (qbgxo)
no don't respect yourselves
do.
don't
do
Freeing.
Repressive
UH, sometimes it all seems to be JUST, 4, the Sake. Of argument.
Posted by: willow at January 20, 2015 01:19 PM (nqBYe)
"lesbaru"
hahahah
what, is there a BiMW, too? a GayUV?
the things you can learn on the innernets
Posted by: Feh at January 20, 2015 01:17 PM (KT/OD)
Never heard of a boyota?
Posted by: flounder at January 20, 2015 01:19 PM (FHh8u)
the #1 villains are "Victorian prudes" and the #1 worst period is "the
repressed sexless 1950s."
And yet...and yet...the same people villainizing the prudish and sexless past are the exact same people enforcing the new prudishness and sexlessness today.
They are their own worst enemies. And yet somehow, they are unaware of it.
Posted by: zombie at January 20, 2015 12:53 PM (K4YiS)
If history is teaching that the Victorian Age was full of sexless prudes they would be sadly mistaken. Both men and women not only enjoyed a lot of sex, but in a significant number of cases like weird sex too.
Posted by: Vic at January 20, 2015 01:19 PM (wlDny)
'em boys know they're boys; and will be men.
I'm all: "you need to lead the target and adjust for the drop of the round"
... as Pickles, the puppy, served as our moving target for the nerf gun.
good times, good times.
Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 01:20 PM (x3YFz)
Blogger Robert Stacy McCain has pretty much nailed feminist as Marxist totalitarians who want nothing less than to destroy male sexuality.
So sexual expression by women is OK, any sexual expression by men is not.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2015 01:20 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 20, 2015 01:20 PM (AFsCH)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 20, 2015 01:20 PM (LISuA)
Tell me about it!
Posted by: elaine benes at January 20, 2015 01:20 PM (L6/+u)
To be fair, one of the things the Victorian reformers were being "prudish" about were the plethora of very underage hookers that were all over the place in early Victorian London, but were all but impossible to find at the turn of the Century.
Of course, that "prudishness" has been tossed aside in places like Rotherham.
Remember, underage sex slaves run by Pakistani Muslims = good, but a pair of adult tits in a tabloid = oppression of womyn.
Posted by: The Prudish Hat at January 20, 2015 01:20 PM (0Ew3K)
London Olympics were in 2012. I am sure someone pointed that out already. I remember because f that horrible opening! The only good thing about the opening was the Queen cameo.
Posted by: Carol at January 20, 2015 01:20 PM (sj3Ax)
Apparently one of George Clooney's next pet projects is to do a film that is a hit piece of Rupert Murdoch. He actually is comparing it to Citizen Kane, says it will expose Murdoch as the villainous scum he is in the way that Kane exposed Hearst.
Proof that 1) Fox News and Murdoch lives rent free in liberals heads, and 2) hubris and alcohol is a REALLY bad combination.
Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2015 01:21 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2015 01:21 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 20, 2015 01:21 PM (oKE6c)
On page 3, every day, the Sun show have a totally legitimate NEWS ARTICLE about either Femen (the topless Ukrainian feminist protesters), a PETA topless animal rights protest, Pussy Riot, an anti-Big Oil "Naked Bike Ride," or some other "Boobs Not Bombs" type group, one of which is some some kind of protest somewhere in the world every day.
So they will still have Page 3 Tits, but each time it will be Page 3 Feminist Tits! And the feminists will have no right to demand less coverage of their own causes, will they?
Posted by: zombie at January 20, 2015 01:21 PM (K4YiS)
Whaaaa?
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2015 01:21 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Feh at January 20, 2015 01:21 PM (KT/OD)
Posted by: Vic at January 20, 2015 01:19 PM (wlDny)
Vic! We don't need to know about your sex life, ok!?
heh.
Posted by: Mainah at January 20, 2015 01:22 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 20, 2015 01:22 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2015 01:22 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 20, 2015 01:22 PM (r9db5)
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 20, 2015 01:22 PM (sH832)
If the #Page3 campaign were being run by Christians against promiscuity, would feminists be this excited?
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That happened in the Seventies and Eighties, but the Christians were told STFU and they were mocked as Victorian fuddy-duddy types. Man-hating dykes however are part of the New Elect and thus have the privilege of enforcing morality. "Morality" in this case meaning whatever the Left thinks is cool this week.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2015 01:23 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: Feh at January 20, 2015 01:23 PM (KT/OD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2015 01:23 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2015 01:23 PM (A98Xu)
The responses would be:
"GAH!"
"GUH!"
"TF?"
"help?"
Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 01:23 PM (x3YFz)
"Sophie, strap it on and give me that AWD"?
Posted by: Feh at January 20, 2015 01:15 PM
Not sure. Lesbarus, flannel shirts, overalls and boots seem to be standard issue out there. Of course, Smith, Holyoke, Amherst....a pattern begins to emerge.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2015 01:24 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: willow at January 20, 2015 01:24 PM (nqBYe)
It is legitimate news, rather than titillation...
Posted by: The Titillatious Hat
You beat me to the same sentiment I expressed in comment #264. GMTA!
Posted by: zombie at January 20, 2015 01:24 PM (K4YiS)
Only because you're mistaking the method for the actor.
They are not their own worst enemies. The problems with "Victorian prudes" and "the sexless 50s" was *not* the lack of sex (even in their own fevered imaginations). It was the *source* of that "lack of sex."
Judeo-Christian morality and "the Patriarchy" were the sources of that "sexual repression." Therefore, that was bad.
But "Progressives" and "Feminists" are in charge of the *new* sexual repression, so that's okay.
Or, yet more bluntly and honestly, the old sexual mores were not "controlled" at all, but merely flowed from a common set of morals held as "True" by the vast majority of the populace. The new sexual mores are much more useful to the Left, in that they stem not form any set of morals ("all morals are equally true,") but rather that they stem from whatever the shrieking harpies say is okay *today.*
It's all about control. The old version was self-control. The new version is Prog/Commie Control.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 20, 2015 01:24 PM (kff5f)
Well, they're kind of similar to tits, but...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2015 01:24 PM (8ZskC)
Never been a fan of that sort of thing.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at January 20, 2015 01:25 PM (oa/c7)
No, the feminsts would be mocking them mercilessly for being such prudes. Just look at how they treat the Parent's Television Council.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2015 01:25 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 20, 2015 01:25 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at January 20, 2015 01:25 PM (O9qtX)
TwitchyTeam @TwitchyTeam 2h2 hours ago
Reports: Yemen presidential palace taken over; 'Shots fired' at US Embassy staffers http://bit.ly/1DYAzo9
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 20, 2015 01:25 PM (ZPrif)
I thought it was going to be one of those sexy japanese sexbots. they don't count, do they? and animated boobs, too. they don't count.
and Bougereau, all the arty nudes that made western art culture the envy of the world
Posted by: Feh at January 20, 2015 01:25 PM (KT/OD)
Posted by: Chilling the most at January 20, 2015 01:26 PM (wWs6x)
But does it cost extra to have your invisible boyfriend invisibly assault you because teach-men-not-to-rape?
Posted by: edj at January 20, 2015 01:26 PM (klzyR)
If you spend any time in academia studying history, the #1 villains are
"Victorian prudes" and the #1 worst period is "the repressed sexless
1950s."
And yet...and yet...the same people villainizing the prudish and sexless past are the exact same people enforcing the new prudishness and sexlessness today.
They are their own worst enemies. And yet somehow, they are unaware of it.
Posted by: zombie at January 20, 2015 12:53 PM (K4YiS)"
Progressives have no problem with repression or oppression. What they object to is anybody other than them doing it.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 20, 2015 01:26 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at January 20, 2015 01:26 PM (oa/c7)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2015 01:26 PM (659DL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2015 01:26 PM (DXzRD)
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They could start with the I-93 dread-locked hippie.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2015 01:26 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Costanza Defense
Often they were underage teenagers, as well. (Hoover would play the audio tapes of MLK having sex with underage girls for LBJ, and they'd sit around laughing about it.)
But mention these days that MLK was a pedophile, and you are deemed a lunatic.
Posted by: zombie at January 20, 2015 01:27 PM (K4YiS)
As I was saying..
these "No More" campaigns are pure leftist evil.
What's next? No More Rush Limbaugh?
No More Guns?
No More Beef?
No More Christianity?
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 20, 2015 01:27 PM (suql3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2015 01:26 PM (F2IAQ)
He looks like he smells. Not a good smell either.
He looks like he smells like wet cat and burnt Kraft Dinner.
Posted by: alexthechick - Free the boobies at January 20, 2015 01:28 PM (mf5HN)
Yes, I forgot exercise as a new year's resolution.
So, where do I join one of these noble walks?
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 20, 2015 01:28 PM (sH832)
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Which was my point upthread. And those people touting how much sex there was during the Victorian and 50's eras don't realize that it really was a different era with different ideas toward sex. From my own point of view and the point of view of those I grew up with in the 50's and early 60's, sex was most definitely frowned upon before marriage.
There was no "in your face" immersion of sex in everything as one sees today. As I said, it was a different era with almost totally different attitudes.
Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2015 01:28 PM (qbgxo)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2015 01:28 PM (ABcz/)
http://tinyurl.com/q2hxwzd
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2015 01:23 PM (8ZskC)
Put a warning on stuff like that!
Posted by: The Now-Blinded Hat at January 20, 2015 01:28 PM (0Ew3K)
1) If you had a pretty girl and an ugly girl and neither would have sex with you before marriage might as well date the pretty one
2) Feminists needed to compete so they made it acceptable to be a slut and then the ugly ones ran out to all the horny boys and said, "I may be ugly but I will have sex with you"
3) Problem the pretty girls said, "Hey we can do the same thing, give up the booty and be pretty"
4) Knowing they stood no chance the ugly women have now decided to go in the opposite direction, "If we cover everyone up we may still have a chance" or they become lesbians
Posted by: bobbymik
In a sane world, you would be granted a PhD and a professorship for that comment.
Posted by: zombie at January 20, 2015 01:28 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2015 01:28 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 20, 2015 01:29 PM (Jh8C3)
Posted by: Eromero at January 20, 2015 01:29 PM (go5uR)
Or, yet more bluntly and honestly, the old sexual mores were not
"controlled" at all, but merely flowed from a common set of morals held
as "True" by the vast majority of the populace. The new sexual mores
are much more useful to the Left, in that they stem not form any set of
morals ("all morals are equally true,") but rather that they stem from
whatever the shrieking harpies say is okay *today.*
It's all about control. The old version was self-control. The new version is Prog/Commie Control.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 20, 2015 01:24 PM (kff5f)
-----------------You are quite right AllenG, the end goal is always State Control by prohibition or coercion. Individual choice is to be made irrelevant.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2015 01:29 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at January 20, 2015 01:17 PM (n/ogz)
that's why when I first read this, I went "huh?"
who reads newspapers?
have they been to the movies? any movie?
do they watch (cable) tv?
or did Sun just run out of pretty girls to run on the page?
or did Sun think they could make more money with other content on the page?
or, it's because it's a considered a "right leaning" paper?
yah
got it.
somehow Murdoch will make money from this though
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2015 01:29 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: chique d'afrique
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Yup. *Very* noble..., it is a stand against being objectified..., against being stared at. Because nothing says "Don't objectify me" better than parading around half naked..., with camera people filming.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2015 01:30 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Costanza Defense
So THAT's where Clinton got the idea from! I swear I've read the same thing about Clinton's governor days.
Posted by: Mainah at January 20, 2015 01:30 PM (659DL)
Cripes. The friggin Aussies have stepped over a line here. Vegemite pizza?
http://tinyurl.com/l744plk
Posted by: maddogg at January 20, 2015 01:30 PM (xWW96)
I haven't seen good sources on their ages. It was clear they were young. Wasn't clear if they were college-age young or high-school age young.
Any good sources on the MLK as statutory rapist?
Of course, what were the age of consent laws at the time? Many of the states he was in, 16 was probably legal. At the time.
Of course, nowadays ppl would react poorly to stories of MLK picking out 16 year olds from the crowd to be brought back to his hotel later -- even if it was technically legal at the time.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 20, 2015 01:30 PM (ZPrif)
The nightcap at my place would be like Christmas morning.
Posted by: Bill Cosby at January 20, 2015 01:31 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2015 01:31 PM (Mxs5H)
It is legitimate news, rather than titillation...
Both Elizabeth Banks and Lena Dunham recently posted instagram pics of themselves topless. Maybe page 3 could just post pics of celebs exposing themselves on social media? Because THOSE bare breast are a beautiful symbol of femininity and lady freedom, or something.
Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2015 01:31 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at January 20, 2015 01:25 PM (O9qtX)
conversely, what real woman is going to date or marry a guy who drives a prius or an electric car?
When I had a civilian job I rolled in in my truck one day. Parked, and this guy parks next to me 2 seconds later in a prius.
It was an... what's the word... can't think of it exactly, but my response was beyond my control when we both exited our vehicles: I snorted in derision, and then he gave me a dirty look and I fell in behind him and by the time we hit the elevator I was full-on laughing at him.
Ever seen a dude just so uncomfortable he flees? Heh.
Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 01:32 PM (x3YFz)
MLK was awesome in the 1936 Olympics.
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 20, 2015 01:32 PM (suql3)
.............This is all about "winning." Getting your way. And once you've
gotten your way, you demand the opposite way. Because you are an
hysterical woman.
Posted by: zombie at January 20, 2015 12:56 PM (K4YiS)<<<.
There is a cure for that.
Posted by: Javems at January 20, 2015 01:32 PM (AYQjf)
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Also a very good point, Allen.
Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2015 01:32 PM (qbgxo)
Posted by: flounder at January 20, 2015 01:33 PM (FHh8u)
You really should watch "the cables" more often, Chuck.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 20, 2015 01:33 PM (7ObY1)
He looks like he smells like wet cat and burnt Kraft Dinner.
Posted by: alexthechick
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Did you read his tweets?
http://tinyurl.com/kmbcbo2
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2015 01:34 PM (F2IAQ)
What a bunch of useless tards. Must be tough going through live without getting any pussy.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2015 01:34 PM (oFCZn)
I give you, the Page Three Girl of Tomorrow:
http://tinyurl.com/q2hxwzd
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2015 01:23 PM (8ZskC)
Put a warning on stuff like that!
Posted by: The Now-Blinded Hat at January 20, 2015 01:28 PM (0Ew3K)
Yes, I believe THIS was a barrel offense. What say the morons?
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 20, 2015 01:34 PM (0FSuD)
Th ultimate goal is to destroy Western Civilization. Tasteful & artistic nudity is condemned and misogynistic, while being a slut is declared liberating. In both cases it is to up-end the mores of society.
It's like de Sade's vision of a world where the sick and perverse are embraced but the normal is eschewed.
As a bonus, it rubs salt in the wound of the figuratively castrated beta males to have all this ultra sexuality shoved in their face, while they are prohibited from reacting to it.
The only taboo is to have taboos.
The only sexual act that is not acceptable is a man and woman in the missionary position for the purpose of having children.
Posted by: The Single-Standard Hat at January 20, 2015 01:34 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2015 01:34 PM (659DL)
I haven't read all the comments (went to lunch in the middle), but considering this is the Horde, I'd be surprised if someone hadn't said something about the being hills to *something* on...
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 20, 2015 01:34 PM (kff5f)
Reports: Yemen presidential palace taken over; 'Shots fired' at US Embassy staffers http://bit.ly/1DYAzo9
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 20, 2015 01:25 PM (ZPrif)
oh oh
TFG might have to stop rehearsing his sotu speech.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2015 01:34 PM (IXrOn)
MLK was awesome in the 1936 Olympics.
But when he was the first African-American on the moon...now, that was really somethin'.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 20, 2015 01:34 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 20, 2015 01:34 PM (oDCMR)
OK I drive a V4, but it is not a pretentious hybrid electric shaver on wheels either. Sexy man wheels have a V8 and can be heard a block away.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2015 01:34 PM (/mTq0)
But does it cost extra to have your invisible boyfriend invisibly assault you because teach-men-not-to-rape?
Posted by: edj
How much $ for the invisible glass coffee table?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2015 01:35 PM (d20MQ)
Judeo-Christian morality and "the Patriarchy" were the sources of that "sexual repression." Therefore, that was bad.
But "Progressives" and "Feminists" are in charge of the *new* sexual repression, so that's okay.
Or, yet more bluntly and honestly, the old sexual mores were not "controlled" at all, but merely flowed from a common set of morals held as "True" by the vast majority of the populace. The new sexual mores are much more useful to the Left, in that they stem not form any set of morals ("all morals are equally true,") but rather that they stem from whatever the shrieking harpies say is okay *today.*
It's all about control. The old version was self-control. The new version is Prog/Commie Control.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon
Quoted so everyone reads it again.
Posted by: zombie at January 20, 2015 01:35 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: TFG, practicing his speech at January 20, 2015 01:36 PM (7ObY1)
Here's a neat article that I found for all of the ettes. It's entitled, "Japan's Tiniest Kaiju"
http://tinyurl.com/pl9wpe8
Posted by: junior at January 20, 2015 01:36 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: The Single-Standard Hat at January 20, 2015 01:34 PM (0Ew3K)
Well, I don't think they care which position you use. And you forgot to add "in a monogamous relationship."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 20, 2015 01:36 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2015 01:36 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 20, 2015 01:34 PM (7ObY1)
so if you're black and in africa, do they call you an African-African?
Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 01:36 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 20, 2015 01:36 PM (suql3)
Posted by: exdem13
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And actually *are* capable of leaving a 'carbon footprint'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2015 01:36 PM (F2IAQ)
http://tinyurl.com/kmbcbo2
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2015 01:34 PM (F2IAQ)
I am not reading that. I need that hemisphere of my brain.
Posted by: alexthechick - Free the boobies at January 20, 2015 01:36 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 20, 2015 01:36 PM (PqPye)
Posted by: zombie at January 20, 2015 01:27 PM (K4YiS)
And Gaia forbid you should mention that "Dr." King plagiarized his doctoral thesis.NYT from 1991: http://tinyurl.com/846o4wm
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 20, 2015 01:36 PM (oKE6c)
http://tinyurl.com/q2hxwzd
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2015 01:23 PM (8ZskC)
Die.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 20, 2015 01:37 PM (fwARV)
Are you current on your health insurance premiums?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 20, 2015 01:37 PM (kff5f)
Wallet is feeling lighter already! Thanks Choo Choo!
Posted by: RWC - Showerin'? Ain't nobody got no time for dat! at January 20, 2015 01:37 PM (fWAjv)
No to read this one.
Posted by: JustTim at January 20, 2015 01:37 PM (xD5h5)
Those that insult the prophet MLK shall be beheaded.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 20, 2015 01:38 PM (1BQGO)
TwitchyTeam @TwitchyTeam 2h2 hours ago
Reports: Yemen presidential palace taken over; 'Shots fired' at US Embassy staffers http://bit.ly/1DYAzo9
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 20, 2015 01:25 PM (ZPrif)
oh oh
TFG might have to stop rehearsing his sotu speech.
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Oh hell no, he won't stop. He's been ignoring the hell out of the Muzzie gunmen for 6 years as much as he could. Why should he stop now?
Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2015 01:38 PM (/mTq0)
With MLK gone now, who takes care of his Neverland Ranch?
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 20, 2015 01:38 PM (suql3)
Posted by: speaker boehner at January 20, 2015 01:38 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: Jonnie Ernst at January 20, 2015 01:39 PM (GGCsk)
Of course, what were the age of consent laws at the time? Many of the states he was in, 16 was probably legal. At the time.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 20, 2015 01:30 PM (ZPrif)
16 is still legal in nearly half of all states.
Back then, the age of consent was lower, especially in the South. IIRC, they were as low at 14 or even 13. Of course, in colonial times it could get far lower.
This is another double-standard: Age of consent has been rising, but any girl who can get knocked-up (including pre-teens) have the capacity to get an abortion... but not to get pregnant in the first place.
Posted by: The Hat of Consent at January 20, 2015 01:39 PM (0Ew3K)
He looks like he smells like wet cat and burnt Kraft Dinner.
Posted by: alexthechick - Free the boobies at January 20, 2015 01:28 PM
And weed. Lots of weed.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2015 01:39 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 20, 2015 01:39 PM (ZA0xE)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 20, 2015 01:39 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: TangoNine at
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Not on MSNBC ( or was it a douche on CNN?)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 20, 2015 01:39 PM (r9db5)
Those that insult the prophet MLK shall be
Fixed for accuracy.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2015 01:40 PM (d20MQ)
Posted by: GuyWhoJustWokeUp at January 20, 2015 01:40 PM (Zmw74)
Those that insult the prophet MLK shall be beheaded.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 20, 2015 01:38 PM (1BQGO)
The future shall not belong to those who fail to hew to the Party line.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 20, 2015 01:40 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: maddogg at January 20, 2015 01:40 PM (xWW96)
Photographer imagines Disney princesses dressed as Indian princesses.
http://tinyurl.com/oazzda9
Or
http://tinyurl.com/l6mv3d6
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 20, 2015 01:40 PM (PqPye)
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God: Be fruitful and multiply.
Pope Frank: Not so fast there, big guy.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 20, 2015 01:40 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2015 01:41 PM (GGCsk)
"A lot of people think that in order to be good Catholics, we have to breed like rabbits. No."
-- the pope
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 20, 2015 01:41 PM (suql3)
"GOP lawmakers plan to employ the seldom-used Congressional Review Act (CRA), which gives lawmakers the power to formally disapprove of major agency rules, as they seek to ratchet up their attacks on federal red tape." It can't be filibustered
Be still my heart. Did someone in the GOP grow a pair?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 20, 2015 01:41 PM (kff5f)
aka, can't give the Muslims competition! I swear the pope is a secret troll.
Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2015 01:41 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2015 01:34 PM (/mTq0)
Damn.... 350 HP V6 from a non stock Camaro? it can be heard....
Can I get a ruling from the Man Council on whether having a Stick Shift makes up for a couple missing Cylinders on the Man Scale?
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 20, 2015 01:41 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2015 01:41 PM (GGCsk)
No to read this one.
Posted by: JustTim at January 20, 2015 01:37 PM (xD5h5)
Is this real life??? Linky plz.
Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2015 01:41 PM (yRwC8)
Sexy man wheels have a V8 and can be heard a block away.
Posted by: exdem13
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And actually *are* capable of leaving a 'carbon footprint'.
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I should also add the alternate option that sexy man wheels can haul half a ton of anything without threatening to stall out or scrape the bottom on the road. Out here on the borderlands of corn country a guy who drives a raised-up passenger-cab pickup gets admiring looks.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2015 01:42 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: Charlie gibson at January 20, 2015 01:42 PM (JpprL)
Posted by: maddogg at January 20, 2015 01:42 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 20, 2015 01:42 PM (suql3)
Did you read his tweets?
http://tinyurl.com/kmbcbo2
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2015 01:34 PM (F2IAQ)
I am not reading that. I need that hemisphere of my brain.
Posted by: alexthechick - Free the boobies at January 20, 2015 01:36 PM (mf5HN)
read his tweets. Useful idiot. not much else.
Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 01:42 PM (x3YFz)
And actually *are* capable of leaving a 'carbon footprint'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2015 01:36 PM (F2IAQ)
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Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2015 01:42 PM (qbgxo)
Posted by: RWC - Showerin'? Ain't nobody got no time for dat! at January 20, 2015 01:42 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 20, 2015 01:42 PM (PqPye)
It doesn't change the message, but it isn't quite so overtly insulting without that particular phrase.
Posted by: Lauren at January 20, 2015 01:42 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2015 01:42 PM (GGCsk)
Yes, if you add one MOLON LABE bumper sticker.
Posted by: Man Council Ruling at January 20, 2015 01:43 PM (7ObY1)
Unless the woman was a "single mom," then I approve of what pope said.
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 20, 2015 01:43 PM (suql3)
This guy is an ass.
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 20, 2015 01:42 PM (suql3)
yeah, Pope's kind of a fucktard is my conclusion.
Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 01:43 PM (x3YFz)
I know that's the law in certain states.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 20, 2015 01:43 PM (ZPrif)
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Workplace violence. Local incident.
Posted by: Barky at January 20, 2015 01:43 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: CAC at January 20, 2015 01:43 PM (efyUZ)
Posted by: maddogg at January 20, 2015 01:40 PM (xWW96)
Yep.... used to be a joke...
Now... more of a serious question...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 20, 2015 01:43 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Lauren at January 20, 2015 01:44 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Mad Dude at January 20, 2015 01:44 PM (GGCsk)
http://tinyurl.com/oazzda9
Or
http://tinyurl.com/l6mv3d6
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 20, 2015 01:40 PM (PqPye)
zOMfG!!1!
Cultural appropriation you evil oppressor!!1!`~eleventy!!1!
Posted by: Your Unfriendly Neighborhood Social Justice Warrior at January 20, 2015 01:44 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 20, 2015 01:41 PM (kff5f)
I dunno. I just read about it on GAO's site and I could see the administration redifining what constitutes a "major" rule so that whatever rule they want implemented no longer falls under the CRA.
Posted by: Mainah at January 20, 2015 01:44 PM (659DL)
345- Plans like Obama's (hell, the Left in general) is why I regard the money put in my 401K the same as I do the Social Security taken out of my check every week, i.e. money that is taken from me, doused in gasoline, and set aflame.
I'm 32, there's no way in hell they WON'T nationalized 401Ks and IRA's before I'm in my 50's, let alone 60's
Posted by: nnptcgrad at January 20, 2015 01:45 PM (wrS2o)
having a Stick Shift makes up for a couple missing Cylinders on the Man
Scale?
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 20, 2015 01:41 PM (qh617)
Next up: banning stick shifts. I love 'em myself, but they're becoming increasingly difficult to find, as fewer and fewer people can drive a stick, and texting while you drive one must be nigh unto impossible. So ... sticks gotta go.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 20, 2015 01:45 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2015 01:45 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 20, 2015 01:41 PM (qh617)
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No V8? You're driving a skate.
Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2015 01:45 PM (qbgxo)
Sexy man wheels have a V8 and can be heard a block away.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2015 01:34 PM (/mTq0)
Damn.... 350 HP V6 from a non stock Camaro? it can be heard....
Can I get a ruling from the Man Council on whether having a Stick
Shift makes up for a couple missing Cylinders on the Man Scale?
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The old folks have a cop neighbor whose pet wheels is a Mitsubishi drift racer with a twin-cam V4 tuned to perfection, twin exhaust ports, 5-speed stick, and a spoiler. It competes with the Mustang further down the street for "Noisy-Ass Man Ride".
Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2015 01:45 PM (/mTq0)
"I've got Twelve" -- old Jag T-shirt
and then there's Hammer with his BRM H-16, but that was more like 2-dicks-guy.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2015 01:45 PM (xq1UY)
having a Stick Shift makes up for a couple missing Cylinders on the Man
Scale?
Yes, if you add one MOLON LABE bumper sticker.
Posted by: Man Council Ruling at January 20, 2015 01:43 PM (7ObY1)
in what engine?
Details, man! Details!
Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 01:45 PM (x3YFz)
Yes, if you add one MOLON LABE bumper sticker.
Posted by: Man Council Ruling at January 20, 2015 01:43 PM (7ObY1)
Hmmm.... Bumper sticker??? REALLY????
Does a custom license plate of "GR WLF" on a dark grey Camaro suffice?
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 20, 2015 01:45 PM (qh617)
See, every time I see this I keep thinking I'm gonna see a cage match between Keith Emerson and Rick Wakeman.
Emerson would kick Wakeman's behind, at least musically.
Posted by: duke at January 20, 2015 01:45 PM (ChY2Q)
Posted by: maddogg at January 20, 2015 01:45 PM (xWW96)
Even if I have to wear skinny jeans because they're the only kind that stay up? If I add a Remington T-shirt? Pretty please? Y'all really do not want to see my ass crack, I assure you.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 20, 2015 01:45 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Garrett at January 20, 2015 01:45 PM (JpprL)
No to read this one.
Posted by: JustTim at January 20, 2015 01:37 PM (xD5h5)
link?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2015 01:46 PM (IXrOn)
makes up for a couple missing Cylinders on the Man Scale?>>>
A radio talk show here in Minnesota grades Manliness on your total Cylinder index.
http://www.1500espn.com/shows/garagelogic
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2015 01:46 PM (Mxs5H)
Fire up the choppers, and get everybody onto the roof. Party like it's 1975!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 20, 2015 01:46 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: flounder at January 20, 2015 01:46 PM (FHh8u)
Posted by: TangoNine
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A starry-eyed, wannabe Marxist, who lives in his dad's upscale home. Never has contributed anything to society.
What's interesting, is that the guy absolutely fits the definition of what the Communists call a 'parasite'.
Posted by: Barky at January 20, 2015 01:46 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2015 01:45 PM (qbgxo)
heh...
if it's miles per gallon it's gay
if it's gallon's per mile it's a man car
Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 01:47 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Garrett at January 20, 2015 01:45 PM (JpprL)
Or an Arab with a goat under each arm.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 20, 2015 01:47 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Garrett at January 20, 2015 01:47 PM (JpprL)
I"n a move to appease our countries new majority demographic, The Page 3
"girl" will be replaced with The Page 3 "Goat". Tits up.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2015 01:36 PM (GGCsk)
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I believe the "rear entry" shot is what the muzzies prefer. But maybe with a come-hither glance back at the camera.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 20, 2015 01:47 PM (5f5bM)
Can I get a ruling from the Man Council on whether
having a Stick Shift makes up for a couple missing Cylinders on the Man
Scale?
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 20, 2015 01:41 PM (qh617)
Next
up: banning stick shifts. I love 'em myself, but they're becoming
increasingly difficult to find, as fewer and fewer people can drive a
stick, and texting while you drive one must be nigh unto impossible. So
... sticks gotta go.
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I sadly suspect that will be coming down the pike along with "driverless cars" as a further diminishing of the driving experience. Ten years ago I would have laughed the idea to scorn, but now...
Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2015 01:47 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2015 01:47 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 20, 2015 01:41 PM (kff5f)
I dunno. I just read about it on GAO's site and I could see the administration redifining what constitutes a "major" rule so that whatever rule they want implemented no longer falls under the CRA.
Posted by: Mainah at January 20, 2015 01:44 PM (659DL)
yeah, this is interesting
something to watch
and pray
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 20, 2015 01:47 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 20, 2015 01:46 PM (oKE6c) It ain't 1975. da Zero will golf while they are being beheaded.
Posted by: maddogg at January 20, 2015 01:47 PM (xWW96)
But they were both perfect for their respective bands. S'all good.
There was a long-ago article at Breitbart about the affinity that conservatives have for Progressive Rock. I need to see if I can dig that one up on the interwebz wayback machine.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 20, 2015 01:47 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: deadrody at January 20, 2015 01:47 PM (kj7T1)
Details, man! Details!
Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 01:45 PM (x3YFz)
2013 Camaro, 6 speed stick... V6 (stock runs at 323 HP, mines right at 350 HP)... Corsa Exhaust, Cold Air Intake... and other things which cannot be mentioned about a car which resides in California...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 20, 2015 01:47 PM (qh617)
What's interesting, is that the guy absolutely fits the definition of what the Communists call a 'parasite'.
Posted by: Barky at January 20, 2015 01:46 PM (F2IAQ)
Exactly my thought as well.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 20, 2015 01:48 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Tom Baker's 3rd Chin at January 20, 2015 01:48 PM (bUmSq)
Posted by: Garrett
.... with Patchouli overtones.
Posted by: Barky at January 20, 2015 01:48 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2015 01:48 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (call me, Marvel Studios! I work cheap.) at January 20, 2015 01:49 PM (4X5NS)
Your Man Card is suspended until you start shopping at Duluth Trading Co.
Posted by: johnd01 at January 20, 2015 01:49 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Javems at January 20, 2015 01:50 PM (AYQjf)
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 20, 2015 01:50 PM (HBAcW)
Reports: Yemen presidential palace taken over; 'Shots fired' at US Embassy staffers http://bit.ly/1DYAzo9
Fire up the choppers, and get everybody onto the roof. Party like it's 1975!
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Just like Obummer and his Weather Underground pals wanted to see.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2015 01:51 PM (/mTq0)
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Some of the ettes like Kaiju. And tiny things tend to be cute. I'm just being helpful. Cuz I'm just that kind of a guy.
Of course, since I have yet to hear any squeals of delight, they probably don't really believe that's the actual title of the article that I linked to, and are avoiding the link scrupulously. It's a shame that some certain duplicitous souls here have made our ettes so cynical and untrusting when someone really does post a link with an accurate description of what's on the other end.
Posted by: junior at January 20, 2015 01:51 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2015 01:53 PM (d20MQ)
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Which was unanomously rejected in leu of that sweet little 287 they dropped in later. I didn't take long either.
Posted by: Soona at January 20, 2015 01:53 PM (qbgxo)
Who knew that "naked chicks" were "old fashioned". I mean, I am in my
mid 40s, so my idea of what is and isn't "old fashioned" might be a bit
out of date... BUT I'm still of the mind that nekkid chicks are still a
thing.
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Nekkid hetero-only chicks with an eye to matrimony and a house in the fashionable 'burbs are old-fashioned.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2015 01:53 PM (/mTq0)
Also it appears that people have somehow managed to miss my constant nudging about the podcast so here:
http://bit.ly/1C2PkEl
Trigger warnings and there's kind of a lot of profanity. That's a lot of profanity by my standards.
Posted by: alexthechick - Free the boobies at January 20, 2015 01:54 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: alexthechick - Free the boobies at January 20, 2015 01:57 PM (mf5HN)
I drive a 2001 Ford Focus wagon.
I throw myself on the mercy of the Man Court.
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I am currently driving a 2002 Corolla that has one hard-working guinea pig under the hood. I really miss the 2001 Accent 3-door with its burly V4. Even last year with various bits of it failing, I could still smoke a Prius coming off the light on Route 4, and suburban douchebags in their German wheels would hear the growly exhaust (wear, not option parts
) and yield to my lane shifts with quiet terror. Posted by: exdem13 at January 20, 2015 01:58 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: TangoNine at January 20, 2015 01:32 PM (x3YFz)
Heh. My RF Tech had a Prius. He was shamed into getting rid of it.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at January 20, 2015 01:58 PM (O9qtX)
Posted by: Garrett at January 20, 2015 01:58 PM (JpprL)
Honestly, some days I'd like to blow my scrotum up to the size of lead basketballs, detach it and beat people with it.
Posted by: Mad Dude at January 20, 2015 01:44 PM (GGCsk)"
Just keep a sock full of loose change in your pocket. Much less complicated and much quicker to put into action.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 20, 2015 02:01 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: Hamilton at January 20, 2015 02:20 PM (Fxl3d)
Posted by: Sears Womens Undergarments Pages at January 20, 2015 02:23 PM (3yfGn)
The Sun kills page 3; now it's time to kill The Sun.
Who wants to read such a snivelly, weak-kneed, bed-wetting, slack-jawed, drooling, wimpy cry-baby rag as that, anyway?
Posted by: Courageous fighter of blind kittens at January 20, 2015 02:24 PM (PEgKF)
Posted by: Esteban at January 20, 2015 02:25 PM (7zAFH)
Posted by: Surellin at January 20, 2015 02:35 PM (pa2Xp)
Once you've taken the top off, there is no going back. You have to keep moving forward and take the bottom off too. Otherwise it's regression, not progress.
Note: There are few things more futile then to express an opinion that no one will ever see, or care about, but it sure feels good to vent even if it's impotently.
YeeeeHaaaa hear me roar.
Posted by: Dewaine T. at January 20, 2015 03:23 PM (QtADt)
Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at January 20, 2015 03:25 PM (3Q2mj)
Posted by: Dave at January 20, 2015 03:35 PM (/iRd9)
You omitted "alone."
Posted by: Cyrus Pants at January 20, 2015 03:41 PM (scDPS)
Posted by: Tina at January 20, 2015 04:19 PM (s3S36)
There is no sentence conceivable in the English language that is not dramatically improved with that phrase appended to it, while women stand around in their underpants.
Posted by: jwpaine at January 20, 2015 04:39 PM (a3NCX)
Posted by: jwpaine at January 20, 2015 04:42 PM (a3NCX)
Posted by: Just A Guy at January 20, 2015 05:08 PM (CGzAz)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 20, 2015 06:11 PM (L6/+u)
Srzly, couldn't these Sexless Jug-hating Witches just, you know, not buy the Sun? These idiots are worse than Jerry Falwell. At least when the moral majority went after "obscenity," it was consistent with their entire existence up to that point. And what's with the pussy lady-boys supporting this?
Posted by: John Boehner's Liver at January 20, 2015 10:19 PM (SYqha)
It would take the wind out of the Feminutsies sails, while driving the lesbian ones even deeper into insanity out of Penis envy.
Posted by: John Galt at January 21, 2015 01:47 PM (8MIHy)
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