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RNC Members Skeptical of Romney, Preferring a More Charismatic, Youthful, Exciting Newcomer: Jeb Bush
You may take some comfort in the RNC's hostility to a presidential bid by Mitt Romney until you realize they're trying to edge Romney out to give Socialist Hero of the Donor Class Jeb Bush an unobstructed view of the nomination.
Kill me now. I swear to God, I'm moving to Costa Rica. No, not "moving." Defecting. Here are a couple of quotes from RNC members, quoted at Politico. Or, as they call it: POLITICO."Mitt Romney. He didn't run his campaign right against Obama. He flubbed it. Another Romney candidacy would be a complete disaster, and I don't think he’ll even get there," said Bill Eastland, a Republican party member from Texas… One Republican strategist, who is hedging bets against candidates this early in the race and so wanted to speak on the condition of anonymity, said: "We hear he is getting his old team back. We are all really concerned because his old team didn’t do such a great job last time. Everyone I talk to says he had his chance, and his chance has gone. They are desperate for someone new. And what would he do different this time?"I have a lot of affection for Romney -- I would up really liking him last go-'round-- but this last question is key. I didn't feel sold out by Romney on policy; I knew he was a squish chameleon who would say pretty much anything to please whatever ten voters he was standing in front of at any moment. I knew that; that was a loss leader going in. Where I felt burned, however, was where Romney fell down in the area I expected him to perform very well: Tactics, execution, logistics, metrics. I vouched for this guy, saying over and over again, "He's the only candidate who's done his homework." But then, when the big project was due, his team turned in thrown-together piece of shit. The other place I felt let down was his failure to deploy his nasty bladed elbows against Obama. Romney may be a nice guy in real life, but he's a pretty nasty competitor in a political contest, and he repeatedly used low tactics against his Republican competitors. Eh, such is life. But, come the general election, I'm now thinking that killer instinct is a feature not a bug. But then he, of course, goes easy on Obama just like the last RINO we nominated, John "My Good Friend Barack Obama Only Wants What's Best for America" McCain. I'm not completely hostile to Romney; unlike the donor class, I'd prefer him over Jeb "Act of Love" Bush. But the big question here is, "What would be different?" And getting the band back together is not a good answer to that question. The band sucks, Romney. It's time to fire the band and recruit another one.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 16, 2015 03:11 PM (Mxs5H)
Posted by: Grover's at January 16, 2015 03:11 PM (9aKQB)
http://tinyurl.com/oforkqq
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 16, 2015 03:11 PM (8MjqI)
Posted by: Dandolo at January 16, 2015 03:12 PM (wyI5D)
Don't bother, Ace. We're going to elect Jeb, he'll open the borders (or open them further) and presto, Costa Rica will have moved here.
Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at January 16, 2015 03:12 PM (SGtBn)
Posted by: Candy Crowley at January 16, 2015 03:12 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 03:12 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2015 03:13 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Dandolo at January 16, 2015 03:13 PM (wyI5D)
Posted by: Mitt: 3.97 GPA at January 16, 2015 03:13 PM (5voqw)
Posted by: huerfano at January 16, 2015 03:13 PM (bAGA/)
Posted by: Marston at January 16, 2015 03:13 PM (twOb4)
Posted by: El Gobernadore Jeb Bush at January 16, 2015 03:13 PM (8ZskC)
Where I felt burned, however, was where Romney fell down in the area I expected him to perform very well: Tactics, execution, logistics, metrics.
Yeah. The key for me wasn't that he was a decent Governor, it was that he was a fantastic businessman.
Run one of the first VC firms. Build Staples. Turn around a corrupt and failing Olympics. He's the guy who could actually accomplish things.
Except for running a bare knuckles campaign when that was what was needed.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 03:14 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Jon Huntsman at January 16, 2015 03:14 PM (8ZskC)
Why Costa Rica? They speak English in Belize.
Posted by: huerfano at January 16, 2015 03:13 PM (bAGA/)
Yeah, but Ace speaks French. Duuhhh!
Posted by: Dandolo at January 16, 2015 03:14 PM (wyI5D)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 03:14 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 03:14 PM (W5DcG)
Belize Navidad. Where it's Christmas all year long!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 03:15 PM (O/7Nt)
I'd been wondering why the mainstream press seems to be so deluged with anti-Romney articles lately. It's not as if the press has our concerns about him, after all. This might explain it.
Posted by: junior at January 16, 2015 03:15 PM (UWFpX)
That said, I'm inclined to think he's had his shot and he didn't take it.
Jeb? Not convinced, and not interested in another Bush.
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 03:15 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Sweet Meteor of Death at January 16, 2015 03:15 PM (OjRvl)
Posted by: Belize at January 16, 2015 03:15 PM (5voqw)
Posted by: Garrett at January 16, 2015 03:15 PM (r98Cf)
Chris Christie 2016
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at January 16, 2015 03:15 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: wth at January 16, 2015 03:15 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Garrett at January 16, 2015 03:16 PM (r98Cf)
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 03:16 PM (o+SC1)
Red States should vote first for GOP nominee. We would have a conservative & not be stuck with moderate, again.
Posted by: Carol at January 16, 2015 03:16 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 03:16 PM (Po8Ix)
Welcome to Team 3, Ace.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 16, 2015 03:16 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: The Clenis at January 16, 2015 03:16 PM (LKBn6)
Two more years of the JEF. We'll be lucky to live that long.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 03:16 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: FDR's Television at January 16, 2015 03:16 PM (ne2fm)
Posted by: El Gobernadore Jeb Bush at January 16, 2015 03:16 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 03:16 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: WTP at January 16, 2015 03:17 PM (W2YA6)
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Yeah..., well...., the murder rate in Belize is about the highest in the world. Five times higher than Costa Rica.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 03:17 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 16, 2015 03:17 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 16, 2015 03:17 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: Seamus Romney at January 16, 2015 03:17 PM (5voqw)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 03:17 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: MTF at January 16, 2015 03:18 PM (6um35)
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Another idea. Get behind Scott Walker or Rick Perry and help them.
Jeb? I won't vote. And yes. I'd really start thinking about a move out of the country.
Posted by: Beheaded woman in OKC at January 16, 2015 03:18 PM (qbgxo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 03:18 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 16, 2015 03:18 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2015 03:18 PM (K4YiS)
I can assure you that I have _never_ seen this happen when elite teams of Ivy League MBA management consultants are deployed. It must have been a total aberration that can't occur more than once in a lifetime.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 03:18 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 03:17 PM (eeTCA)
See what lax gun laws do.
Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 16, 2015 03:18 PM (wyI5D)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 03:18 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Mike Huckabee at January 16, 2015 03:18 PM (8ZskC)
ace
Romney sounds like a Japanese robot. That would have been a fun debate.
Obama: "Back me up here Candy, di-"
*eye lasers white out screen*
Candy: "You're right, yo-"
*bladed elbow knocks her out of chair*
Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 03:19 PM (/Mxso)
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2015 03:19 PM (qbgxo)
You'll pray for SMOD.
You'll settle for Bill Clinton's left testicle.
You'll get fat chicks embedded in concrete.
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 03:19 PM (o+SC1)
Oh and......Ronald Reagan ain't walking through that door.
Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2015 03:19 PM (Ae7K+)
Posted by: Garrett at January 16, 2015 03:19 PM (r98Cf)
TAKE ME BACK.
Posted by: Lauren at January 16, 2015 03:19 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 16, 2015 03:18 PM (l3vZN)
Today?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 03:20 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Beheaded woman in OKC at January 16, 2015 03:18 PM (qbgxo)
Would moving really help you, I mean in your condition.
Posted by: Dandolo at January 16, 2015 03:20 PM (wyI5D)
The WSJ has already totally dissed him. Brutely so.
http://tinyurl.com/ozg7x9s
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 03:20 PM (0FSuD)
I remember volunteering to be a poll watcher for Romney on election day (in the supposedly technologically savvy "Project Orca") and how well that went.
What a disaster.
Posted by: edj at January 16, 2015 03:20 PM (klzyR)
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at January 16, 2015 03:20 PM (DlmoZ)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 16, 2015 03:20 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at January 16, 2015 03:20 PM (uPxUo)
Posted by: Eva Longoria at January 16, 2015 03:21 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: Kraken at January 16, 2015 03:21 PM (s+qrv)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 03:21 PM (2Ojst)
I remember volunteering to be a poll watcher for Romney on election day (in the supposedly technologically savvy "Project Orca") and how well that went.
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This time i BITE
Posted by: ORCA-2 at January 16, 2015 03:21 PM (/eTPT)
ScottWalkerScottWalkerScottWalker
Hey, did anyone hear an odd background noise just now?
Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2015 03:21 PM (K4YiS)
Remember poll you published after 2012 election of conservative bloggers? It said last two wanted for 2012 were Romney & Ryan & for 2016 last two wanted are Jeb & Christie. I believe those were results.
Posted by: Carol at January 16, 2015 03:21 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: MTF at January 16, 2015 03:21 PM (6um35)
Dog.Ate.Homework.
It happens.
So does shit, shit happens.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 03:22 PM (eeTCA)
*starts preparing immigration application for Alextopia*
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 03:21 PM (2Ojst)
Wait, we have to immigrate? I thought we could claim refugee status?
Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 03:22 PM (/Mxso)
Posted by: Jinx
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So, pretty much the same as the last 5 years, right?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 03:22 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Killerdog at January 16, 2015 03:22 PM (BOliG)
Posted by: Feh at January 16, 2015 03:22 PM (tLZ4Q)
Posted by: MTF at January 16, 2015 03:21 PM (6um35)
I hope she wears stompy boots
Posted by: MikeH at January 16, 2015 03:22 PM (ZdA3v)
Posted by: John Wayne at January 16, 2015 03:23 PM (DrC22)
*starts preparing immigration application for Alextopia*
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 03:21 PM (2Ojst)
Wait, we have to immigrate? I thought we could claim refugee status?
Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 03:22 PM (/Mxso)
Belt and suspenders, my friend, belt and suspenders.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 03:23 PM (2Ojst)
Who sponsored the bill? None other than your friendly RINOs Rubio, Flake and Hatch.
Good thing we won the senate, eh kids?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 16, 2015 03:23 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at January 16, 2015 03:23 PM (6um35)
Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2015 03:23 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Word. The GOP must be replaced, but we better start to work on getting our fellows back up to specs or there's no electoral solution that will help us.
Problem's moral, not political. The only thing Obama did was finish the job.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 16, 2015 03:23 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Citixen X at January 16, 2015 03:23 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: John Wayne at January 16, 2015 03:23 PM (DrC22)
Isn't it a good thing to have lots of Rinos in the primary to split that segment of the vote?
And then we have only one true conservative in the primary and he runs away with it. you know exactly who i mean...
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 16, 2015 03:23 PM (/eTPT)
***
I concur.
Romney's GOTV sucked. There may have been skunk works stuff with donks infiltrating ORCA but...come on. He did so poorly, we lost solid red senate seats.
The more I look back at Mitt the Resume Romney, the more pulled punched I see.
Clint's diatribe at the convention should've been preceded by people jabbing all the illegal, immoral, and inexplicable things JEF had done.
instead, the GOP is still trying to figure out what to do about the IRS being weaponized against them.
ugh, I wonder if I can figure out if my ancestral home planet gets take-backs.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 16, 2015 03:23 PM (hg4ZW)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 03:21 PM (2Ojst)
Leave the spiders behind, buddy.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 03:24 PM (eeTCA)
I like Ike
My bike likes Ike
Hey, he won the war for yas, didn't he? Heyyyyyyyy!
Posted by: Citixen X at January 16, 2015 03:24 PM (7ObY1)
There's some Schadenfreude in the sidebar.
CNN anchor (whom I don't recall ever seeing) goes into nasty anti-Israel Twitter meltdown and gets fired.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 03:24 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Michael Medved at January 16, 2015 03:24 PM (W5DcG)
11Why Costa Rica? They speak English in Belize.
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thought he'd go somewhere he could practice his tres bien francais.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 16, 2015 03:24 PM (/eTPT)
https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/544877980422373377
Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 03:24 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Carol at January 16, 2015 03:24 PM (sj3Ax)
Cathy McMorris Rodgers is kind if hot. Please don't tell me if she's another RINO squish.
RU kidding me? She's Boehner's number one cornhole scrubber.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 16, 2015 03:24 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 16, 2015 03:24 PM (Mxs5H)
Only person who ever did was Palin ... and the Repub Ruling Class was eager to team up to destroy her.
Who are the highest ranking Repubs who ever talked about the fact that Obama was friends with domestic terrorist Bill Ayers and that, you know, that is bad thing.
A couple Repubs made teasing references, like teasing about somebody's youthful hijinks.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 03:24 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: MTF at January 16, 2015 03:21 PM (6um35)
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Hot? She's not hideous, but hot? Meh.
She's my congress critter. A Boehner hack who supports amnesty. Fuck her.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 16, 2015 03:24 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 16, 2015 03:24 PM (DrC22)
Walker/SMOD 2016!
Posted by: teransolo at January 16, 2015 03:24 PM (qFFsC)
Posted by: John Wayne at January 16, 2015 03:23 PM (DrC22)
Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.
Posted by: John Wayne at January 16, 2015 03:25 PM (ZdA3v)
Posted by: Man's Country Chicago at January 16, 2015 03:25 PM (5voqw)
Posted by: Dana PeRINO at January 16, 2015 03:25 PM (7ObY1)
25Why settle for Jeb or Mitt when you can have a man of real gravity.
Chris Christie 2016
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the 800 pound gorilla in the primary
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 16, 2015 03:25 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: MTF at January 16, 2015 03:21 PM (6um35)
Not a squish, her middle name is Roll Over.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 03:25 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2015 03:25 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: spongeworthy at January 16, 2015 03:25 PM (63d2u)
Posted by: Beheaded woman in OKC at January 16, 2015 03:18 PM (qbgxo)
I'm not moving. The correct response is to wait until society crumbles, become warlords, use the leftist pajama boy douchebags as our slave labor force, and when they're spent use their bones to pave our roads.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2015 03:25 PM (FMbng)
What is the legal tender in Alextopia?
Timbits?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 16, 2015 03:24 PM (Mxs5H)
Cookie Dough Pucks, or CDP currency.
Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 03:26 PM (/Mxso)
brb, cookin the planet, literally
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 03:26 PM (Po8Ix)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2015 03:25 PM (FMbng)
So what do you use as a binding agent for pajama boy bones?
Posted by: MikeH at January 16, 2015 03:26 PM (ZdA3v)
Posted by: Huckabee at January 16, 2015 03:26 PM (FsuaD)
Yeah..., well...., the murder rate in Belize is about the highest in the world. Five times higher than Costa Rica.
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Did you say available housing?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 16, 2015 03:26 PM (/eTPT)
Jeb? Paraguay looks good. Maybe Chile. If I'm gonna go 3rd world, I might as well go Wild West in the bargain.
Screw Costa Rica. They've gone so fking "green", they've outlawed hunting.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX.
Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2015 03:26 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: John Wayne at January 16, 2015 03:23 PM (DrC22)
Thanks, Marion.
Posted by: A dot at January 16, 2015 03:27 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Colorada Alex at January 16, 2015 03:27 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: Krispy Kreme Christie at January 16, 2015 03:27 PM (5voqw)
Posted by: Kraken at January 16, 2015 03:27 PM (s+qrv)
He's already run twice.
There goes your theory.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 03:27 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: just the way it is at January 16, 2015 03:27 PM (WNERA)
http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/crime/article6666939.html
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 03:27 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: J. B. at January 16, 2015 03:27 PM (/eTPT)
I helped.
So did my buddies like Mike Huckabee who insisted that I had to stay in the race to the end as a "test of faith".
Posted by: Todd Akin at January 16, 2015 03:27 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Jen Psaki at January 16, 2015 03:28 PM (yHHKL)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 03:28 PM (JtwS4)
Cut. Jib. Newspaper.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Warlord of the South at January 16, 2015 03:28 PM (DT3rQ)
Walker or someone else good will emerge early with money, endorsements and good debate performance. We then need to get a crow bar and peel on the votes from the fringes (Huck, Santorum, Carson). I just don't think J.Bush will prove to be viable.
I'm more optimistic this time than the last two when I was an Eeyore from the get-go. I'm not ready to share a duplex in Costa Rica with Ace yet.
Posted by: duke at January 16, 2015 03:28 PM (ChY2Q)
And as much as I love Romney, the country is too important to give hime a chance a do-over, especially with the same clown troupe in tow.
Posted by: Doug at January 16, 2015 03:29 PM (ig156)
Romney ran against demonstrably the worst President in the history of the republic and couldn't make the sale.
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 03:29 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2015 03:25 PM (K4YiS)
As Secretary of State under Nixon didn't he bring in CCR to negotiate with Charlie Paris Peace Talks?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 03:29 PM (eeTCA)
That may well be, but because of the WSJ paywall, I'll never know, will I?
Posted by: edj at January 16, 2015 03:29 PM (klzyR)
He's already run twice.
There goes your theory.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 03:27 PM (7ObY1)
_________
No, the opposite.
He ran once for the primary, he lost. He ran the second time, he won.
He lost the general once, so there is an argument to be made that he learned lessons and will win the second time.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 16, 2015 03:29 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 03:29 PM (xWW96)
HE was the thing that went wrong last time. The only way for him to ensure it'll never happen again is to leap off a bridge. Or at least forswear public life.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 03:29 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 03:30 PM (W5DcG)
We can use them for fuel.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 03:30 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 16, 2015 03:30 PM (fxdyE)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 16, 2015 03:18 PM (l3vZN)
Today?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
Some days it just gets to you.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 16, 2015 03:30 PM (l3vZN)
I'm not moving. The correct response is to wait until society crumbles, become warlords, use the leftist pajama boy douchebags as our slave labor force, and when they're spent use their bones to pave our roads.
Where do I sign up?
Posted by: Infidel at January 16, 2015 03:30 PM (Z1SI2)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 03:31 PM (eeTCA)
but he puts women in binders!
Posted by: kj at January 16, 2015 03:31 PM (lKyWE)
Seals & Crofts!
Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2015 03:31 PM (K4YiS)
11Why Costa Rica? They speak English in Belize.
Belize is Harlem South. Corruption be thee name.
That and the Hookers are much better looking in Costa Rica.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 03:31 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 03:31 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at January 16, 2015 03:31 PM (zauWW)
Posted by: Carol at January 16, 2015 03:32 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Jeb Bush at January 16, 2015 03:32 PM (Tj+s6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 03:32 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 03:32 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 03:30 PM (FsuaD)
Or soylent green.
Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 03:32 PM (/Mxso)
Posted by: wth at January 16, 2015 03:32 PM (wAQA5)
The hair all over the shower and the toilet would be tough to tolerate.
Posted by: CBD at January 16, 2015 03:32 PM (8z3Cj)
I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end.
I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend,
but I always thought that I'd see you baby, one more time again, now.
Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2015 03:32 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Kraken at January 16, 2015 03:32 PM (s+qrv)
Timbits?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 16, 2015 03:24 PM (Mxs5H)<<<
Timbitcoin.
Posted by: the Tim Horton's "Mint" at January 16, 2015 03:33 PM (LKBn6)
Posted by: spongeworthy at January 16, 2015 03:33 PM (63d2u)
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 03:29 PM (o+SC1)
___________
But he did make the sale. He won independents and by a pretty good margin. And usually that's enough to win an election.
What Obama had was the huge turnout of his base, especially blacks that put him over the top. No Republican could have prevented that.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 16, 2015 03:33 PM (0LHZx)
Timbits?
Posted by: Buzzsaw
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Stompy boots, Coin of the Realm.
Legal tender for all debts, public and private.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 03:33 PM (eeTCA)
Walker/Cruz or GTFO.
Posted by: LibertarianJim at January 16, 2015 03:33 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Caliban at January 16, 2015 03:33 PM (DrC22)
As if they don't have a well-established history of letting the Democrats rule even when the Dems are in the minority.
Posted by: RoyalOil at January 16, 2015 03:33 PM (5yHi1)
Seals & Crofts!
Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2015 03:31 PM (K4YiS)
We're weaponizing Dan Fogelberg. Shhh.
Posted by: Area 51 at January 16, 2015 03:34 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 16, 2015 03:34 PM (8/DeP)
I think I mentioned here before that the women in my office wouldn't
vote for Mitt because he looked too much like a TV president. They said
they felt like they were being sold a product.
Posted by: spongeworthy at January 16, 2015 03:33 PM (63d2u)
I weep for the idiots of my gender. Let me guess: They voted for Preezy Dreamboat.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 03:34 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Julia at January 16, 2015 03:34 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 03:34 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo
No, there isn't, and you're a fucking idiot.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 16, 2015 03:34 PM (3CiXB)
Second-order effects to follow include:
-- Radical expansion and watering down of STEM curricula (more so than at present, which is already to a considerable extent)
-- Creation of new "sciency science" degrees which vaguely qualify as STEM related, such as "climate change management"
-- A stampede of applicants into those programs with the newly lowered bar for graduation
-- Proposals for debt forgiveness for their student loans
Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 03:35 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2015 03:35 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 03:30 PM (W5DcG)
Winner eats loser?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2015 03:35 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo
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Probably true. Even the Clinton machine was leveled in 2008, within[/i/] the Democrat party.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 03:35 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 03:35 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Bob Dole! at January 16, 2015 03:35 PM (yn6XZ)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 03:35 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 03:35 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 16, 2015 03:34 PM (3CiXB)
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As always, a cogent and well thought out argument from you.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 16, 2015 03:35 PM (0LHZx)
67
*starts preparing immigration application for Alextopia*
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Just sneak in. There's an electrifiedborder fence, but it's only 16 inches high.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 16, 2015 03:36 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 03:36 PM (FsuaD)
that'll do it...
Death by HBO
Posted by: John of Salisbury at January 16, 2015 03:36 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: The Barrel at January 16, 2015 03:36 PM (/Mxso)
Soon, Mike Hammer. Soon.
Posted by: The Barrel at January 16, 2015 03:36 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2015 03:25 PM (FMbng)
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I look at it this way. All the central americans are wanting to come to this country. Central America become empty of population and will then be ripe for war-lordedness. And it's much warmer.
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2015 03:36 PM (qbgxo)
Posted by: Julia at January 16, 2015 03:34 PM (8ZskC)
Hell of a way to describe your vayjay.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2015 03:36 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 16, 2015 03:36 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: just the way it is at January 16, 2015 03:27 PM (WNERA)
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At first glance, I thought you said "mamÓn"..one who literally sucks
Posted by: fastfreefall at January 16, 2015 03:37 PM (wfUDH)
Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2015 03:37 PM (K4YiS)
Seals & Crofts!
Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2015 03:31 PM (K4YiS)
We're weaponizing Dan Fogelberg. Shhh.
Posted by: Area 51 at January 16, 2015 03:34 PM (vgIRn)
What, we can't weaponize Ronnie James Dio?
Posted by: model_1066 at January 16, 2015 03:37 PM (gfjCy)
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at January 16, 2015 03:37 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: The Dude at January 16, 2015 03:37 PM (SyKbw)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 16, 2015 03:37 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 16, 2015 03:37 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Paul Ryan at January 16, 2015 03:38 PM (XzRw1)
85I ain't sayin nothin about a man named Christie.
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jusy realized if he married Christie Brinkley she'd be Christie Christie, until he squashed her.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 16, 2015 03:38 PM (/eTPT)
please kill me
Posted by: The Dude at January 16, 2015 03:37 PM (SyKbw)
Though you'd never ask.
Posted by: Muslims at January 16, 2015 03:38 PM (/Mxso)
"Only person who ever did was Palin ... and the Repub Ruling Class was eager to team up to destroy her."
After Reagan, they are not going let another conserative near the throne. The GOP, and their backers,would rather lose an election.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at January 16, 2015 03:38 PM (97dbA)
Compare that to ORCA.
This isn't a knock on Mitt specifically, it's a contrast of the two parties and where they were in 2012. It appears the GOP has caught up in 2014.
Hopefully that's a sign of good things to come in 2016.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 16, 2015 03:38 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: edj at January 16, 2015 03:29 PM (klzyR)
Oh, sorry. Google up Romney and WSJ. I thought I posted the non fire walled results, but I am a subscriber so it probably posted the fire walled article.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 03:38 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 16, 2015 03:38 PM (gfjCy)
Posted by: Feh at January 16, 2015 03:38 PM (tLZ4Q)
That wasn't very nice.
But as your slowly bleeding out just remember you made me laugh.
Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2015 03:39 PM (Ae7K+)
Posted by: Kraken at January 16, 2015 03:39 PM (s+qrv)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 16, 2015 03:37 PM (gfjCy)
He's dead
Posted by: MikeH at January 16, 2015 03:39 PM (ZdA3v)
Posted by: Algore at January 16, 2015 03:39 PM (yn6XZ)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 03:39 PM (xWW96)
Then she'd be Christie Christie Corrie.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2015 03:39 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2015 03:39 PM (K4YiS)
*runs*
Waitaminute, just how far am I from Lake Michigan.
Yikes, 15 miles straight line.
Maybe the shiny casino will distract her.
Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2015 03:40 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2015 03:40 PM (HJcVN)
Posted by: Tonic Dog at January 16, 2015 03:40 PM (X6jcx)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 16, 2015 03:37 PM (gfjCy)
He's dead
Posted by: MikeH at January 16, 2015 03:39 PM (ZdA3v)
That doesn't answer the question.
Posted by: model_1066 at January 16, 2015 03:41 PM (gfjCy)
Posted by: Dandor the Realanator at January 16, 2015 03:41 PM (62ztN)
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Your earlobes?
Posted by: shredded chi at January 16, 2015 03:41 PM (fEoPu)
Been there, done that. Would not expatriate again.
Posted by: John McAffee at January 16, 2015 03:41 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: SGT York at January 16, 2015 03:41 PM (gjaCP)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 03:42 PM (KDbAT)
Hey....what did happen to Drew?
I just realized he's gone.
Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2015 03:42 PM (Ae7K+)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 03:42 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 16, 2015 03:37 PM (gfjCy)
He's dead
Posted by: MikeH at January 16, 2015 03:39 PM (ZdA3v)
That doesn't answer the question.
Posted by: model_1066 at January 16, 2015 03:41 PM (gfjCy)
Keith Moon would be better, he was a berserker
Posted by: MikeH at January 16, 2015 03:42 PM (ZdA3v)
Pupusas for everyone.
Gaithersburg MD is the 3rd largest city in El Salvador.
Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2015 03:42 PM (DL2i+)
Please don't mention mirror universe. I know he wasn't here yesterday unless the Tb3k managed to erase him before we could see it.
Posted by: Carol at January 16, 2015 03:43 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 16, 2015 03:37 PM (gfjCy)
Some things are horrible enough to be against the Laws of War...
Posted by: Geneva Convention at January 16, 2015 03:43 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Candy Crowley at January 16, 2015 03:43 PM (5voqw)
Whoever it is, I won't sleep well until Drew comes back and tells us that he sux.
OK, there's a defective circuit in my brain that associates everything with song lyrics and you've given me an earworm.
"Whoever it is I wish they'd cut it out quick
But when they will, I can only guess
They say I shot a man named Gray
And took his wife to Italy
She inherited a million bucks
And when she died it came to me
I can't help it if I'm lucky"
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 03:43 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: wth
AtC for President!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 03:43 PM (ngTmO)
Posted by: Meat, man, 1 each at January 16, 2015 03:43 PM (yn6XZ)
What this article relates is bad, but it's not as infuriating as the plague of illegal alien DUI here in the States, which I swear is the unofficial national sport of Mexico.
No, I'm not talking about 0.08, two glasses of Chardonnay at dinner, forgot to use the turn signal DUI. I'm talking about 0.35 plus, no headlights, wrong way on the highway at night. Totally plowed to the point where many of these guys barely realize they're driving at all.
Victor Davis Hanson lives on a farm out in the part of rural Commiefornia where this is especially bad, and he writes that quite often now he is having to pay to have removed from the periphery of his property the wrecked unregistered beater cars crashed by drunk illegals after midnight. Plus repairing downed fences, absorbing crop damage costs, et cetera.
The crime stats are spotty on this, not helped by many crimes committed by illegals being kept off the books in various ways, and by the idiotic way the FBI crime stats lump felonies committed by Hispanics (legal or otherwise) under the rubric of "white".
But unofficially, it's a bad bad bad problem. If you can find an off duty cop who is willing to quietly talk, you'll hear stories. Not nice stories.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 03:43 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Band Member... at January 16, 2015 03:44 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016 at January 16, 2015 03:44 PM (HEa5q)
The IT guy leaves at 3:30, I won't be able to get a new keyboard until Tuesday.
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 03:44 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Feh at January 16, 2015 03:44 PM (tLZ4Q)
Posted by: Geneva Convention at January 16, 2015 03:43 PM (qh617)
I know, right.
Posted by: William Tecumseh Sherman at January 16, 2015 03:44 PM (wyI5D)
Posted by: Bob Menendez at January 16, 2015 03:45 PM (GuwT9)
That and the Hookers are much better looking in Costa Rica.
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that's why i hang here, for the tourism tips. or is that tits?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 16, 2015 03:45 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 03:45 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 03:45 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 16, 2015 03:46 PM (/eTPT)
I'll just reprint the whole thing. Short version, he was recovering from surgery.
"I was recovering from a medical procedure the week of January 5, 2015 and could not make it to DC to vote on the election for Speaker of the House. I am glad to be back to work serving the most dynamic Congressional district in the country and I look forward to continue supporting conservative fiscal policies of cutting spending, lowering taxes, and reigning in the federal government. This blueprint for long-term economic growth will create jobs, grow the economy, and help hardworking Americans take home more of their paychecks. This new Congress is energizing and I am excited to work with the Senate to provide conservative solutions as we combat the liberal agenda and the President's overreaching executive orders. You can be sure I will keep your strong views in mind as I fight for Central Texas and our conservative values.
Thank you for taking the time to contact me. I appreciate having the opportunity to serve you in the U.S. House of Representatives. Please feel free to visit www.house.gov/carter or contact me with any future concerns."
Posted by: Lauren at January 16, 2015 03:46 PM (MYCIw)
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"my great aunt Sally who has dementia,"
............................
Sally could clean Hillary's clock in the debates.
Posted by: wth at January 16, 2015 03:46 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Warlord of the South at January 16, 2015 03:47 PM (DT3rQ)
AtC for President!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 03:43 PM (ngTmO)
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Kick, not bite.
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2015 03:47 PM (qbgxo)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 03:47 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: The Peruvian Ministry of Tourism at January 16, 2015 03:47 PM (8ZskC)
The first debate will be held in August 2015 in Ohio and will be televised by Fox News. The last scheduled debate is set for February 2016 in Florida and will be televised by NBC News and Telemundo.
The last Republican debate will be in February 2016. Three more are tentative if a clear front runner has not been established.
Let me throw some French on y'all's ass. Da Fuq?
Thread worthy?
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 16, 2015 03:47 PM (wVWRM)
Posted by: Feh at January 16, 2015 03:47 PM (tLZ4Q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I think you mean donut factory.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 16, 2015 03:48 PM (3rrMW)
The Clintons got taken by surprise. They weren't spun up early enough on the real threat which Obama posed.
And to some extent, that's understandable. From obscure Illinois state legislature backbencher to mounting a Presidential bid in how many years again? That is under normal circumstances just not possible.
Bill and Hillary also had come to believe their own bullshit about Bill having been "the first black president", and thought the two of them were so beloved by blacks that they would enjoy permanent electoral fealty at all times. Oops.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 03:48 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: junior at January 16, 2015 03:48 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2015 03:48 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at January 16, 2015 03:48 PM (R8hU8)
Posted by: Feh at January 16, 2015 03:47 PM (tLZ4Q)
What's the opposite of "Fabulous!"?
Posted by: model_1066 at January 16, 2015 03:49 PM (gfjCy)
Posted by: The Peruvian Ministry of Tourism at January 16, 2015 03:47 PM (8ZskC)
Funny what my mind did when I read "shaved", and "vuvuleza". Yeah, I belong here.
Posted by: Kraken at January 16, 2015 03:49 PM (s+qrv)
OBAMACARE
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 16, 2015 03:49 PM (e8kgV)
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Indeed, after Rathergate I had thought the power of the State Media was in decline.
I was very, very wrong.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2015 03:49 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: Roto Rooter Cust SVC at January 16, 2015 03:49 PM (yn6XZ)
Thank you for taking the time to contact me. I appreciate having the opportunity to serve you in the U.S. House of Representatives. Please feel free to visit www.house.gov/carter or contact me with any future concerns."
Posted by: Lauren at January 16, 2015 03:46 PM (MYCIw)
Blah, blah, blah Lauren. Blah, Blah blah-blah and blah. Lauren. Blah, blah.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 03:49 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: James Gaylor at January 16, 2015 03:49 PM (5voqw)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 03:49 PM (JtwS4)
Oh boy. SCOTUS to rule on gay marriage.
Gonna get ugly in Hordeistan.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 03:45 PM (JtwS4)
Until they try to force it on my church, I could give a rat's ass. The "right" of the judiciary to make stuff up has now been firmly established.
As an aside, I was promised that ghey marriage would lead to less man-hating alimony laws. I was lied to.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 16, 2015 03:50 PM (vgIRn)
Don't count him out.
He also is married to a Mexican-American lady and speaks fluent Spanish.
Don't count him out.
Ever
Posted by: Uncle Rick at January 16, 2015 03:50 PM (ZbB1q)
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Not quite. After Obama's speech at the 2004 DNC there was a lot of talk of him running for president. He was a rock star after the DNC.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 16, 2015 03:50 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: some guy at January 16, 2015 03:50 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2015 03:50 PM (UzPAd)
http://tinyurl.com/ol273dx
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 03:50 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: wth at January 16, 2015 03:46 PM (wAQA5)
First read that as 'clean Hillary's cock', which is probably also true.
Posted by: model_1066 at January 16, 2015 03:50 PM (gfjCy)
Ryan, what a disappointment.
Posted by: Feh at January 16, 2015 03:38 PM (tLZ4Q)
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Yeah, he couldn't even look across the table at Joe and ask calmly:
"What, are you drunk?"
Posted by: wth at January 16, 2015 03:51 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Feh at January 16, 2015 03:47 PM (tLZ4Q)
http://is.gd/4EEB1O
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 03:51 PM (W5DcG)
The Clintons got taken by surprise. They weren't spun up early enough on the real threat which Obama posed. "
Well the Dems decided his minority status trumped hers. The party itself and their super delegates threw her over board.
Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016 at January 16, 2015 03:51 PM (HEa5q)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 16, 2015 03:37 PM (gfjCy)
Well, he's been dead for five years.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 03:51 PM (2Ojst)
You guys should read up on what Obama did in 2012 using data analysis,
micro-targeting, social media. It's pretty amazing from a tech point of
view.
Compare that to ORCA.
This isn't a knock on Mitt specifically, it's a contrast of the two
parties and where they were in 2012. It appears the GOP has caught up in
2014.
Hopefully that's a sign of good things to come in 2016.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 16, 2015 03:38 PM (0LHZx)"
Yes as far as the Democrats' tech.
Big question as to whether the Republicans have caught up. Party activists that I have talked to say that the Republican data they get is always old and outdated and impossible to update.
I am not optimistic about 2016.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 03:51 PM (KDbAT)
No other explanation makes sense.
An opposition party that won't oppose.
"Sir, Maverick won't engage!"
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 16, 2015 03:51 PM (HBAcW)
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 03:29 PM (o+SC1)
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But he did make the sale. He won independents and by a pretty good margin. And usually that's enough to win an election.
What Obama had was the huge turnout of his base, especially blacks that put him over the top. No Republican could have prevented that.
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of course, pointing this out would only drive moderates from the party.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 16, 2015 03:51 PM (hg4ZW)
You know what cheers up congressmen after surgery? Pablo Cruise. I can book them for $5k if you're quick. Firefall will run you 8. This is the future baby, get on board.
Posted by: Savvy Lobbyist at January 16, 2015 03:52 PM (yHHKL)
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They will not force it on the church. It will be an inside job.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 03:52 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I think you mean donut factory.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 16, 2015 03:48 PM (3rrMW)
Well... on a Cattle farm they raise cattle...
On a Wheat Farm they raise Wheat...
So on a FAT farm they raise???
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 16, 2015 03:52 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Feh at January 16, 2015 03:47 PM (tLZ4Q)
It'th FABULOUTH!!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 03:52 PM (2Ojst)
Don't count him out.
He also is married to a Mexican-American lady and speaks fluent Spanish.
Don't count him out.
Ever
Posted by: Uncle Rick at January 16, 2015 03:50
After what this fucking nation did the last 2 elections. No, I would never count that douchenozzle out.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 03:52 PM (eeTCA)
He's dead
Posted by: MikeH at January 16, 2015 03:39 PM (ZdA3v)
That doesn't answer the question.
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the answer is obvious
Posted by: zombie Ronnie James Dio at January 16, 2015 03:52 PM (/eTPT)
Don't count him out.
He also is married to a Mexican-American lady and speaks fluent Spanish.
Don't count him out.
I think the consensus here is that the planet sucks precisely because we can't count him out.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2015 03:53 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 03:53 PM (FsuaD)
Ever
Posted by: Uncle Rick at January 16, 2015 03:50 PM (ZbB1q)
Even the mostly retarded American electorate is starting to get sick of political dynasties, I think and hope.
Posted by: model_1066 at January 16, 2015 03:53 PM (gfjCy)
And every single one of these debates will, you can be sure, moderated by career liberal Democratic operatives posing as "nonpartisan, objective, neutral" moderators.
I remember my jaw literally falling open when Obama, debating Romney, and on the back foot with Benghazi having been brought up as a subject, *ordered* the moderator to step in on his side, telling Candy Crowley to "get the transcript".
Romney should have immediately halted his participation in the debate at that point and should have said why. And asked questions. How came it that Crowley had a copy of the transcript on her person? How came it that Obama knew she had one? And since when do supposed "moderators" act as partisan fact checkers?
Romney didn't say squat. Romney delenda est.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 03:53 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Drew Bledsoe at January 16, 2015 03:53 PM (/eTPT)
Republican quest: To find a moderate who can make elections work.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 03:53 PM (XUKZU)
I sort of feel sorry for the dumb homesick fuckers. They have no experience driving, but they get drunk and give it a try.
Three ran head on into a tree about three years ago next to my old house.
They all died.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 03:54 PM (0FSuD)
Or maybe not.
Think of it, either one of China or India could immigrate to and take majority % in any western country.
Same with south america and the USA but they don't care.
I don't get when we decided this was ok because it's not.
Both parties have gone Vichy, even though the actual people dont' want it.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 16, 2015 03:54 PM (hg4ZW)
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Oh boy. SCOTUS to rule on gay marriage.
Gonna get ugly in Hordeistan.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 03:45 PM (JtwS4)
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I'm just glad I snagged the domain name: GayDivorceCourt-dot-com.
Posted by: wth at January 16, 2015 03:54 PM (wAQA5)
Well, he's been dead for five years.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 03:51 PM (2Ojs
So has Joe Biden.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 03:54 PM (eeTCA)
They will not force it on the church. It will be an inside job.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 03:52 PM (eeTCA)
I see you've been paying attention to Modern Evangelical Christianity. They're not very helpful at times.
Posted by: Kraken at January 16, 2015 03:54 PM (s+qrv)
No other explanation makes sense.
An opposition party that won't oppose.
"Sir, Maverick won't engage!"
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 16, 2015 03:51 PM (HBAcW)
Wait a sec..... its all starting to become clear...
Most American Jews are Democrats...
and we now KNOW there are Shape Shifting Jews...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 16, 2015 03:54 PM (qh617)
Posted by: The PCA at January 16, 2015 03:54 PM (wVWRM)
Posted by: Weaponized Karen Carpenter at January 16, 2015 03:55 PM (5voqw)
224I'll vote for whoever kicks Hillary in the shins at the debate.
Posted by: wth
AtC for President!
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where does the ankle end and the shin begin?
Posted by: Drew Bledsoe at January 16, 2015 03:55 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: Jeb Bush at January 16, 2015 03:55 PM (Tj+s6)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2015 03:55 PM (UGctJ)
I am not optimistic about 2016.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 03:51 PM (KDbAT)
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Bummer.
This is what's so fucked up with the GOP. This stuff isn't some secret that only 12 people on earth know about. You just have to get it right. It takes a lot of work to do data right, but it's very doable.
It's low hanging fruit.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 16, 2015 03:55 PM (0LHZx)
Romney didn't say squat. Romney delenda est.
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a wee bit of collusion.
Also, the third debate was constructed to be a snoozer to hide Obama's shit foreign policy.
I woulda said something like "WTF are we talking about this when last debate ended with a turd on benghazzi?"
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 16, 2015 03:55 PM (hg4ZW)
"what's the gay divorce rate these days?"
Had afemale colleaguewho made aproduction about getting married to her "girlfriend." We all congratulated her. Two years later she runs off to the UK to be with her new girlfriend she met on a business project. Someone asked what happened to her wife, but no one seemed to know.
I would think the divorce case lawyers would be all over this.
Posted by: Distant Observer at January 16, 2015 03:55 PM (97dbA)
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 16, 2015 03:51 PM (HBAcW)
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Good take. I like it. It would explain a lot.
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2015 03:56 PM (qbgxo)
None other than your friendly RINOs Rubio, Flake and Hatch."
Funny how they never legislate importing more politicians or CEOs.
Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2015 03:56 PM (DL2i+)
But he still suffers from "Avoidance of taking a stand on anything that might be remotely controversial in his district" disease.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 16, 2015 03:56 PM (HBAcW)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 03:56 PM (xWW96)
At least Candy Crowley has retired to a fat farm somewhere.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I think you mean donut factory.
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no, they're actually farming her fat...
Posted by: Drew Bledsoe at January 16, 2015 03:57 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: jmel at January 16, 2015 03:57 PM (cfFqn)
I would think the divorce case lawyers would be all over this.
Posted by: Distant Observer at January 16, 2015 03:55 PM (97dbA)
Or the cadaver dogs.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 03:57 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 16, 2015 03:58 PM (scgac)
Now if we could just convince them to stay out of the damn fastlane!!!
With Calif giving illegal drivers licenses... its REALLY screwed up traffic patterns here in the Central Valley....
Every time I blow past someone driving slow in the fact lane... it seems to be a Hispanic tightly clutching the wheel....
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 16, 2015 03:58 PM (qh617)
Posted by: William Tecumseh Sherman at January 16, 2015 03:44 PM (wyI5D)"
Like land mines.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 03:58 PM (KDbAT)
Here is a little hottie for your dreams, boys.
http://tinyurl.com/qek39r3
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 03:56 PM (xWW96)
Fuck you sideways with a flaming razor-wire-wrapped pineapple!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 03:58 PM (2Ojst)
I don't know. Maybe it's the one-syllable names that's failing us.
Maybe something like Rafael Edward Cruz. I like how it just rolls of the tongue.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2015 03:58 PM (IXrOn)
I liked perry last time and I hope he can figure things out this time because he's one of the better options, but let's see who else jumps in. It's really really early to worry about this shit.
I'm just going to watch archer instead.
Posted by: Lea - Marco? Polo! at January 16, 2015 03:58 PM (/bd0t)
Posted by: Drew Bledsoe
Technically we're rendering her down for biodiesel.
Posted by: Green Jobs Czar at January 16, 2015 03:58 PM (GuwT9)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 03:56 PM (xWW96)
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You think I'm going to click on that after the last one?
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2015 03:59 PM (qbgxo)
Dude I worked with a while back friend-ed me on FB recently. Turns out he's gay and got married. I was kind of pissed off.....that I didn't get an invitation. They got married in Hawaii, on the beach. And it looked FAB-U-LUS.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 16, 2015 03:59 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 04:00 PM (xWW96)
Yes, precisely so.
But if the Clintons had realized Obama would get that far, they would have had their formidable oppo machine dialed up to eleven much earlier, and they would have been pushing and leaking damaging oppo background on Obama.
Not themselves personally, of course. Above the fray and all that. They'd have done it through every cut-out, front, bagman and intermediary in Clintonland.
Obama would never have reached the point where things like caucuses and superdelegates would be material.
Surprise and speed are potent weapons. Bill and Hill learned the hard way.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 04:00 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh
Good take. I like it. It would explain a lot.
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2015 03:56 PM (qbgxo)
I am convinced that the GOP only gives a fck about being in power, in Washington, or a given Statehouse. The pubbies that don't roll this way are the outliers, and targets for the establishment, more to be feared than Dims.
Posted by: Kraken at January 16, 2015 04:00 PM (s+qrv)
Haha, aint that the truth.
Posted by: Lauren at January 16, 2015 04:01 PM (MYCIw)
Dude I worked with a while back friend-ed me on FB recently. Turns out he's gay and got married. I was kind of pissed off.....that I didn't get an invitation. They got married in Hawaii, on the beach. And it looked FAB-U-LUS.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 16, 2015 03:59 PM (0LHZx)
Did they exchange cock rings?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 04:01 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: ConservativeYoda at January 16, 2015 04:01 PM (NBOA5)
Dude I worked with a while back friend-ed me on FB recently. Turns out he's gay and got married. I was kind of pissed off.....that I didn't get an invitation. They got married in Hawaii, on the beach. And it looked FAB-U-LUS.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 16, 2015 03:59 PM (0LHZx)
Per The Onion, gays are taking marriage to an even more opulent level!
Posted by: model_1066 at January 16, 2015 04:01 PM (gfjCy)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2015 04:01 PM (g/nWd)
Now what's this about two "invisible planets" in the solar system. If I can't see them they don't exist. Even if I can see them they might not exist.
Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at January 16, 2015 04:01 PM (6um35)
Here's
the part that kills me. We pick on liberals for their empty headed,
illogical misadventures they call "policy". We do that, not just because
they are based on fallacy, but because any sane person can predict how
they will end- miserably.
On the other hand, Republicans have
"the donor class". A bunch of self interested individuals who are
generally single issue people' They don't want to see the big picture.
They are rich ostriches with their heads in the sand and asses in the
wind. They want one thing and don't care about anything else.
But somehow that's more logical?
It's not and meanwhile the party members get lip service on issues, bad choices (or what I call "no choice) like Jeb, when we all clearly know the guy can't win.
But "donor class!" or something. Ugh, we need a Republican coupe d'etat and a guillotine.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2015 04:01 PM (g/nWd)
Starting with the lead singer. If the frontman stinks the joint up, the rest of the ensemble can't save the act.
-o0o-
FiveThirtyEight did a piece that got my attention, sorting out that candidates. The three guys I gravitate towards - Perry, Walker, and Cruz - make a kind of a nice grouping. I may quibble a little about where they placed Jindal, but at this point, it's just quibbling.
Right now, Romney, Bush, and Christie are sucking up all the oxygen in the room, and all the commitments. I wish someone I liked would step forward, so all of us who want someone more in line with us could support him before it's too late to get in. I think Walker may commit soon, and he'd be good enough for me. Thoughts?
FiveThirtyEight: http://53eig.ht/1IFZ09v
Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 16, 2015 04:01 PM (iIzG7)
Noonan does the NO ROMNEY post this week.
Don't Do It, Mr. Romney
He'd have been a better president than Obama. That's not nearly enough.
http://www.wsj.com/articles/dont-do-it-mr-romney-1421367202
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2015 04:01 PM (IXrOn)
Torque. Agreed.
My point is - The last one in February?
54 of the 57 states have not even primaried yet. Are there no new issues between February and May?
Whittle the field but don't end the debates.
Posted by: The PCA at January 16, 2015 04:02 PM (wVWRM)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 04:01 PM (2Ojst)
_________
So much hate, so much hate.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 16, 2015 04:02 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2015 04:01 PM (g/nWd)
heh.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2015 04:02 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: brak at January 16, 2015 04:02 PM (Tj+s6)
And all who refrain from running should ATTACK OBAMA 24/7. This is what I expect from Romney.
Somebody mentioned that Romney should start acting like President _now_, and I do concur.
Posted by: meekle at January 16, 2015 04:02 PM (94iKh)
And all who refrain from running should ATTACK OBAMA 24/7. This is what I expect from Romney.
Somebody mentioned that Romney should start acting like President _now_, and I do concur.
Posted by: meekle at January 16, 2015 04:02 PM (94iKh)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2015 03:55 PM (UGctJ)
This, a thousand times.
And no, they do not get it. They do not get a lot of things.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 16, 2015 04:02 PM (HBAcW)
What his stand on Guns, and Amnesty?
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 16, 2015 04:02 PM (qh617)
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 16, 2015 03:58 PM (qh617)"
A number of Indians have told me that they were terrified at the speed that Americans drive and it took a while to get used to it. The fear was based largely on the poor state of maintenance of many vehicles in India. They expect the wheels to come off or the steering linkage to break at any moment like they do back home but that is less of a problem at 25 mph than at 70 mph.
It would not surprise me if something similar is going on with people recently arrived from Mexico.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 04:02 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: Drew Bledsoe at January 16, 2015 03:57 PM (/eTPT)
That's called "flensing."
Posted by: International Brotherhood of Flensers, Local 467 at January 16, 2015 04:02 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2015 04:01 PM (g/nWd)
Yes, you are the only one.
Posted by: Kraken at January 16, 2015 04:02 PM (s+qrv)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at January 16, 2015 04:03 PM (CzJOg)
Posted by: ConservativeYoda at January 16, 2015 04:01 PM (NBOA5)
The biggest complaint is that 'he don't have da college degree!'...which to me is just fine. Talk to a recent grad lately? Dumb as dirt.
Posted by: model_1066 at January 16, 2015 04:03 PM (gfjCy)
I have a friend whose college girlfriend ended up a lesbian.
Better that, than the other way around, I told him. Imagine being married to a woman with a crazed ex-wife in the background.
Posted by: Wellter at January 16, 2015 04:03 PM (Xv7f/)
We'll have hashtag campaigns, Vine videos, Snapchat photos of the candidates, rap music in the commercials and a candidate who eagerly responds "That's what you're going to do if you're President - ME TOO!"
Good times ahead, good times...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 16, 2015 04:03 PM (AC0lD)
297
I would think the divorce case lawyers would be all over this.
Posted by: Distant Observer at January 16, 2015 03:55 PM (97dbA)
.............................
Yeah somebody's gotta decide who gets the flannel shirts and all the batteries.
Posted by: wth at January 16, 2015 04:03 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: ConservativeYoda at January 16, 2015 04:01 PM (NBOA5
Considering he has been inspected head to toe, up his ass and everywhere in between.
Perry's legal problems will all come to a head during the height of primary season.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 04:03 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Ever at January 16, 2015 04:03 PM (hRV3r)
Posted by: SFGoth
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That's not entirely true. In point of fact, I believe that the that the two Bush's were fundamentally good men. I believe that both were patriotic, and I do not believe that either were hard-driven career politicians.
Mistakes? Yup. Some that have cost us..., but I believe that both felt a true sense of responsibiltiy to The Republic. I think they are honorable men.
Having said that, Jeb?... no.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 04:04 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Kraken at January 16, 2015 04:02 PM (s+qrv)
ha
I'll drink to that.
TGIF
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2015 04:04 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 04:04 PM (oDCMR)
cough Donna Brazile cough
Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 04:04 PM (noWW6)
He couldn't injure a human being, so he wasn't able to fight SCOAMF.
Posted by: zombie Isaac Asimov at January 16, 2015 04:04 PM (LKBn6)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 16, 2015 04:04 PM (0LHZx)
"Everyone gathered round and the questions began right away," recalled Ms Jensen. "Who would just leave their rifle? Why did they lean it against the tree, and what happened that they never took it back?"
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 16, 2015 04:04 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: International Brotherhood of Flensers, Local 467 at January 16, 2015 04:02 PM (vgIRn)
Archer Daniels-Midland just deployed a fleet of lard-rendering drones for this very purpose.
Posted by: model_1066 at January 16, 2015 04:05 PM (gfjCy)
Posted by: wth
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Subaru's
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 04:05 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: ConservativeYoda at January 16, 2015 04:01 PM (NBOA5)
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I like Walker but can he beat Hillary? Keeping in mind the millions of fools who re-elected Ogabe?
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 16, 2015 04:05 PM (HBAcW)
A little math geek humor there............very little.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at January 16, 2015 04:05 PM (H8u6z)
"Everyone gathered round and the questions began right away," recalled Ms Jensen. "Who would just leave their rifle? Why did they lean it against the tree, and what happened that they never took it back?"
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 16, 2015 04:04 PM (e8kgV)
I'm sure there was a woman involved.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2015 04:06 PM (IXrOn)
321 OK, so am I the only one getting an "internal server error" when posting in comments?
Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2015 04:01 PM (g/nWd)
Yes, you are the only one.
And it's on purpose. You are being targeted.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 04:06 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Kraken at January 16, 2015 04:06 PM (s+qrv)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at January 16, 2015 04:06 PM (oa/c7)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 16, 2015 03:59 PM (0LHZx)
Punctuation. It's a bitch.
Especially in teh Ghey context.
Posted by: Goodman in NC at January 16, 2015 04:06 PM (wVWRM)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rant Responsibly at the Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2015 04:07 PM (hLRSq)
Couple of friends of mine were, in various capacities, in West Germany when the Wall first came down. They said it wasn't too pretty and it wasn't much fun when the Ossies began to venture out onto the western autobahn for the first time in Ladas and Trabants.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 04:07 PM (noWW6)
Reince Priebus was just now reelected as head of the RNC, and it looks to be unanimous.
Posted by: navybrat at January 16, 2015 04:07 PM (JgC5a)
Posted by: Ickey Woods at January 16, 2015 04:07 PM (5voqw)
Jeb is the nuts! Love the guy.
Now what's this about two "invisible planets" in the solar system. If I can't see them they don't exist. Even if I can see them they might not exist.
Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at January 16, 2015 04:01 PM (6um35)
.................
Plus he loves...
ALIENS
Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at January 16, 2015 04:07 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 04:02 PM (KDbAT)
the influx here seems to be more Central American...
Where they don't even have Freeways... so yeah.... driving fast is not in their experience...
But they need to get the hell out of the fast lane... as trucks here have a 55 speed limit (STUPID!)... and now drive in 2 of the 3 available lanes on most Freeways...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 16, 2015 04:07 PM (qh617)
He couldn't injure a human being, so he wasn't able to fight SCOAMF.
Posted by: zombie
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In some respects I think you are correct. Mitt is/was probably too decent a guy to be mixing it up with the vile filth that are the media and MFM.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 04:07 PM (eeTCA)
He ran a great bare knuckles campaign in the primary...against Republicans candidates and the base.
Bent over and bared it in the election.
Posted by: richard mcenroe at January 16, 2015 04:07 PM (XO6WW)
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 04:07 PM (ZKzrr)
"Everyone gathered round and the questions began right away," recalled Ms Jensen. "Who would just leave their rifle? Why did they lean it against the tree, and what happened that they never took it back?"
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 16, 2015 04:04 PM (e8kgV)
I'm sure there was a woman involved.
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Simple. It was an alien abduction. Aliens don't care about our technology, they just want to probe our anus. Aliens are anal.
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 04:08 PM (oDCMR)
Piss break.
Mr. Bear.
End of.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 04:08 PM (noWW6)
"Everyone gathered round and the questions began right away," recalled Ms Jensen. "Who would just leave their rifle? Why did they lean it against the tree, and what happened that they never took it back?"
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 16, 2015 04:04 PM (e8kgV)
The owners scalp was hanging from a smallish spotted pony, prolly.
Posted by: Kraken at January 16, 2015 04:08 PM (s+qrv)
Don't Do It, Mr. Romney
He'd have been a better president than Obama. That's not nearly enough.
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F*ck that bitch. She and Kathleen Parker were too of the JEF's biggest cheerleaders in '08.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 04:08 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 04:08 PM (FsuaD)
Might I suggest the orchestra from The Titanic? At least they will keep playing while the ship slowly sinks...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 16, 2015 04:08 PM (wtvvX)
I'd love to see Cankles get neutered by a female minority candidate. Martinez is Jeb! in a dress, but Haley is one of, if not the most, conservative governor in the USA.
Unfortunately, she doesn't seem to be making any noises about running.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 16, 2015 04:09 PM (HBAcW)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 03:52 PM (2Ojst)
It's not a lisp. It's a sing-songiness combined with an over-emphasis on the "s" sound. Like air going out of a tire. So, for example, "It'ssss FABuloussss!!!!"
I was in interior design/furniture retail for four years. You pick up how to speak with the natives.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at January 16, 2015 04:09 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at January 16, 2015 04:03 PM (CzJOg)
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Exactly what I'm thinking. Ten acres of beach property.
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2015 04:09 PM (qbgxo)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 16, 2015 03:53 PM (gfjCy)
Not taking that bet. This IS a nation of majority Retard.
Fuck this shit.
The (R)etard in Illinois is now calling on, get this, EVERYONE to suck it up and feel the pain. Shitcago and the Marxists (BIRM) drag this shithole into barely concealed bankruptcy and we, the Red State portion, have to suck it up?
Fuck you.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at January 16, 2015 04:09 PM (mru3R)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 04:08 PM (FsuaD) Don't forget Chuck "Wheels and raise the gas tax" Krauthammer. He was too.
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 04:09 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 16, 2015 04:09 PM (wVWRM)
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He didn't have one in Wisconsin either. Three times.
Walker's lack of an increasingly dubious educational credential (ask Insty) will highlight the arrogant elitism of the Democrats, especially Hillary. That arrogance is pretty off-putting.
Any political consultant worth hiring should be able to easily make that a positive out of that. ("Scott Walker knows what it means to struggle for a college degree and so he can better relate to blah...blah...blah... Obama's got lots of college degrees. How'd that work out for you?")
Posted by: Raspail at January 16, 2015 04:09 PM (Xv7f/)
Firewater.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 04:10 PM (XUKZU)
Romney at the very least seemed to never embrace the open borders nonsense, he actually had a better record than Perry on illegals (vetoing DREAM Act type nonsense in deep blue Massachusetts, Perry telling people they were heartless, etc) But Jeb Bush is absolutely obsessed with an Amnesty deal.
Also, maybe it's not fair, but the Bush dynasty thing is going to turn off voters.
I really think the Romney, Christie, Jeb slugfest is going to provide a big opening to a Scott Walker candidacy for President, so conservatives should be happy.
Posted by: McAdams at January 16, 2015 04:10 PM (KKucC)
"Everyone gathered round and the questions began right away," recalled Ms Jensen. "Who would just leave their rifle? Why did they lean it against the tree, and what happened that they never took it back?"
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 16, 2015 04:04 PM (e8kgV)
I'm sure there was a woman involved.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2015 04:06 PM (IXrOn)
They took the Cannoli.....
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 16, 2015 04:10 PM (qh617)
Does the GOPe not get it that nearly the entire country hates the name "Bush"?
Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2015 03:55 PM (UGctJ)"
Not where I live, but then I live in Texas where he was a good governor. If you live in the San Francisco area, I suspect that local attitudes are probably not typical for the rest of the United States.
That should not be taken as an endorsement of Jeb Bush. I am in the anybody except Romney, Jeb Bush or Christie camp.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 04:10 PM (KDbAT)
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I like Walker but can he beat Hillary?
.....................
Well, Walker is usually out in front.
Posted by: wth at January 16, 2015 04:11 PM (wAQA5)
The JEF does that "s" thing which drives me crazy. His is more like a hiss. Like a snake.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 04:11 PM (FsuaD)
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If you would just openly embrace and nurture the LBGTQ community, then the harassment would stop.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 04:11 PM (eeTCA)
This really can't be repeated enough times.
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You know who I'm going to vote for in 2016, anyone that doesn't have a D or an R next to their names.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 16, 2015 04:11 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Wellter at January 16, 2015 04:03 PM (Xv7f/)
Hey, you talking about my Black Lesbo Wife's X.
Call the cops. Oh, wait never mind
Posted by: Mayor de Blasio at January 16, 2015 04:11 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2015 04:11 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 04:07 PM (eeTCA)
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Hmm, I seem to recall vaguely some dirty tricks that Romney seemed to have no trouble playing on Republican rivals.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 16, 2015 04:11 PM (HBAcW)
The UK tradition of having "shadow" ministers from the opposition party (parties) has something to be said for it.
It gives a coherent consistent platform for those out of power to be able to point out where the incumbent government are making a hash of things, and what they themselves would do differently if installed in government.
Far too intelligent a model for the GOPe to ever think about.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 04:11 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: John Huntsman Jr. at January 16, 2015 04:12 PM (5voqw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 04:08 PM (FsuaD)
I know.
I'll never forgive her for that.
Ever.
It was so en vogue.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2015 04:12 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Kathryn EastButte at January 16, 2015 04:12 PM (Xyqi6)
That's a major plus, for me.
Talk to a recent grad lately?
I just look at them with barely concealed disgust.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at January 16, 2015 04:13 PM (mru3R)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 04:14 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 04:09 PM (xWW96)
Crowd journalism.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2015 04:14 PM (IXrOn)
All true, but I still want ton see your daughters naked.
Posted by: CBD at January 16, 2015 04:14 PM (8z3Cj)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 04:14 PM (xWW96)
I heading out to Publix. Anyone need anything? Wine? Mixers?
Pepto B. If they have a gallon size all the better.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 16, 2015 04:14 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Distant Observer at January 16, 2015 04:15 PM (97dbA)
Posted by: maddogg
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Wait..., is this about me?
Posted by: Neil Grassy Tiresome? at January 16, 2015 04:15 PM (eeTCA)
I like Walker but can he beat Hillary? Keeping in mind the millions of fools who re-elected Ogabe?
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 16, 2015 04:05 PM (HBAcW
He just beat a woman for governor.
Heh heh, beat
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 04:15 PM (eeTCA)
He is totally tone deaf. We was at the Al Smith dinner, I believe, white tie, he and President both there.
It a roast of each of them. He gets up with a lame opening, "Well, I am here to talk to you having never had a drink in 65 years"
WTF was that stupid opening all about?
He simply has NO CLUE how to relate to real people.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 04:16 PM (0FSuD)
If the media and the Clintons make too much of it, you really could see a populist revolt break towards Walker. The GOP does really well when it connects with the "man on the street" instead of trying to impress people in a boardroom.
Also, I'm much more comfortable taking a gamble on Walker, he has the record and displayed he can win even in a blue state. I absolutely could not say the same for Romney's rivals in 2012, they were all fatally flawed candidates. There just wasn't a more conservative alternative.
Posted by: McAdams at January 16, 2015 04:16 PM (KKucC)
Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 04:11 PM (noWW6)
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Whoa there! We've still got the architect, Karl Rove. C'mere, Karl. Tell us about it.
Posted by: Sean Hannity at January 16, 2015 04:16 PM (qbgxo)
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Well, Walker is usually out in front.
Posted by: wth at January 16, 2015 04:11 PM (wAQA5)
*golf clap*
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 16, 2015 04:16 PM (wtvvX)
What we really need is a Pro America Evil Twisted Genius....
We need a President who actually DOES all the crap the world accuses us of anyway.
Someone who DOES strong arm other countries...
Someone who actually WOULD wage war on Islam.
Someone who would say Fuck the Enviros... lets build and drill here...
Someone who would control the bankers... instead of the other way around...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 16, 2015 04:16 PM (qh617)
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While you're up, get a Grant's.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 04:16 PM (eeTCA)
.....................
Well, Walker is usually out in front.
/golf clap
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Warlord of the South at January 16, 2015 04:17 PM (DT3rQ)
Simple. It was an alien abduction. Aliens don't care about our technology, they just want to probe our anus. Aliens are anal.
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 04:08 PM (oDCMR)
........................
I'm not saying it was aliens........BUT
Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at January 16, 2015 04:17 PM (wAQA5)
Nothing to fear. Do not fear.
Have courage.
Posted by: Marlyn Buttless at January 16, 2015 04:18 PM (Xyqi6)
You know the DNC is doing that right now.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 04:18 PM (0FSuD)
WTF do they has been happening to the country for the last 50 years?
F'n clueless.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 16, 2015 04:19 PM (HBAcW)
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Yeah, that's the deal breaker right there.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 04:19 PM (XUKZU)
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"I worked with Abe Lincoln, Abe Lincoln was a friend of mine, Governor Walker, you're no Abe Lincoln."
*self-satisfied smirk*
Wha? Whaddaya mean, that makes me sound old? Moi?
Posted by: Hillary Steppin' In It at January 16, 2015 04:19 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: John Huntsman Jr. at January 16, 2015 04:12 PM (5voqw)
FIFY
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 04:19 PM (0FSuD)
The biggest complaint [about Scott Walker] is that 'he don't have da college degree!'...which to me is just fine.
Even if he'd graduated from Marquette, it's still a (nominally) Jesuit school in flyover country. Our Betters would not be impressed.
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 04:19 PM (ZKzrr)
I've been putting up with that shit for years and this time, I'm killing the ckufer who says it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2015 04:20 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 16, 2015 04:20 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Sal Hepatica at January 16, 2015 04:20 PM (3g/a8)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 04:18 PM (0FSuD)
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More than likely, they already have his adolescent fap history.
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2015 04:20 PM (qbgxo)
Garlic bread and some Barq's, I'm stocked on booze thanks.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Warlord of the South at January 16, 2015 04:21 PM (DT3rQ)
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Yeah, but that was back when they thought there were only two sexes.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 04:21 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 04:21 PM (W5DcG)
Anyone need anything? Wine? Mixers?
What are you mixing with wine?
OTOH, Scott Walker rides a Harley-Davidson.
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 04:21 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: navybrat at January 16, 2015 04:07 PM (JgC5a)
Did you seriously expect him not to be reelected after the Republican victories in 2014? If you want to marvel at leadership tenacity, look at the Democrats keeping Nancy and Harry in their leadership positions after 2010 and 2014.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rant Responsibly at the Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2015 04:22 PM (hLRSq)
Just noting that the Bush family loves Ronald Reagan, and hates everything he championed.
In 1980 Reagan wanted to abolish the Department of Education. He made eloquent speeches about the vital purpose of local and state control of education. It was a fundamental conservative argument that people could understand.
Twenty years later, George W. Bush pulled the rug out from under those conservatives and launched an unprecedented nationalizing of education with Ted Kennedy's No Child Left Behind.
Jeb Bush was an architect of the plan to take nationalizing of education beyond standards, and into actual curriculum: Common Core.
Reagan didn't oppose just making education a matter of federal policy, he didn't want it as part of the debate over who to elect to federal office. The Bushes saw the opening that liberals created and exploited it. And in one generation they've turned the GOP 180 degrees on a bedrock principle.
The Bush family sells off conservative principles like family heirlooms to finance their grasp for power. Enough.
Posted by: CJ at January 16, 2015 04:22 PM (9KqcB)
Posted by: Carol at January 16, 2015 04:22 PM (sj3Ax)
For NC Triangle Morons, tomorrow is Robert E Lee day, an official state holiday.
The Confederate Battle flag will be raised over the old Capital building at 2:00PM and speeches will be given in the House chambers.
Lee's real birthday is Monday the 19th.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 04:23 PM (0FSuD)
The same one Harry Truman attended: Hard Knock U.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 16, 2015 04:20 PM (oKE6c)
Their teams are called the Hard Knockers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 04:24 PM (W5DcG)
Is it unfair that Jeb was disqualified for President the day his brother was inaugurated?
Maybe. Probably. But I don't care.
This is America. No royal courts.
Posted by: Joe at January 16, 2015 04:24 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 04:25 PM (XUKZU)
The biggest complaint [about Scott Walker] is that 'he don't have da college degree!'.
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Does that mean he won't be blasting the Muslim call to prayer from loudspeakers on his tour bus?
Posted by: wth at January 16, 2015 04:25 PM (wAQA5)
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* sound of 'Moral Monday' heads exploding *
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 04:25 PM (eeTCA)
The same one Harry Truman attended: Hard Knock U.
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Pop quiz. Who was the last U.S. President to not have a college degree?
Posted by: Joe at January 16, 2015 04:26 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2015 04:26 PM (qbgxo)
Posted by: John Doe@Another Quidam at January 16, 2015 04:26 PM (7se/h)
The Bush family really is the worst thing that has happened to the GOP.
Had Reagan picked a different running mate, I really think this country would have been much better.
Posted by: McAdams at January 16, 2015 04:26 PM (KKucC)
Posted by: Vic at January 16, 2015 04:26 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: Joe
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Barack Obama..., as far as we know.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 04:26 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 04:27 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 04:27 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: McAdams at January 16, 2015 04:26 PM (KKucC)
Bush was the price of CA.
Posted by: Vic at January 16, 2015 04:27 PM (wlDny)
Plus, I'm an asshole. with three smoking hot daughters
Posted by: John Huntsman Jr. at January 16, 2015 04:12 PM (5voqw)
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Interesting. Interesting indeed.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 16, 2015 04:28 PM (wAQA5)
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Eisenhower. (West Point did not begin granting degrees until long after he graduated.)
Posted by: Raspail at January 16, 2015 04:28 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 04:27 PM (xWW96)
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Ha! You thought you'd sneak in and trick me. Ha!
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2015 04:29 PM (qbgxo)
Posted by: McAdams at January 16, 2015 04:29 PM (KKucC)
You know the DNC is doing that right now.
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They've had three goes at him in four years in a Blue State and failed every time. Methinks Scott knows how to handle little old ladies with walkers - all you have to do is cut the tendons above their heels and you win.
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 04:31 PM (oDCMR)
441 Had Reagan picked a different running mate, I really think this country would have been much better.
Posted by: McAdams at January 16, 2015 04:26 PM (KKucC)
I was at the 80 convention. At one point there was talk of nominating Ford as a co-president/ VP.
Jesse Helms said no to that. We all wanted Kemp as VP, but the Eastern donor class wanted Bush.
I knew right then we would be fucked down the line.
I was right.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 04:31 PM (0FSuD)
Bush was the price of CA.
Posted by: Vic
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Huh? That makes no sense. Reagan carried California in 1980 by the same margin he carried it in 1970 when was last elected Governor. (And that was with John Anderson siphoning off more votes from Reagan than from Carter.)
Posted by: Raspail at January 16, 2015 04:32 PM (Xv7f/)
Chris Christie 2016
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I think you mean a man with his OWN gravity...
Posted by: Josh at January 16, 2015 04:32 PM (oM6s/)
Why is that? How of you think the GOP would be different today?
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 16, 2015 04:32 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 04:33 PM (xWW96)
Right about what? Do you even know what positions Kemp had?
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 16, 2015 04:34 PM (3jmxp)
I get why it happened, Reagan was basically thought of as a Bircher, so it made sense to balance the ticket with a more New England Republican and that faction, but he was such a piss poor candidate on so many levels.
I doubt Bush Sr won a single state for Reagan in either election, and in fact, probably dragged him down a bit.
Posted by: McAdams at January 16, 2015 04:34 PM (KKucC)
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No VP Bush in 1980, likely no President Bush in 1988.
No President Bush in 1988, likely no Clinton in 1992 and the Reagan revolution goes on at least four more years.
No President Bush 43 in 2000.
Posted by: Raspail at January 16, 2015 04:35 PM (Xv7f/)
But "unity," "eleventh commandment," "lesser evil," "Hillary," "don't tell me Romney wouldn't be better than Obama," "not voting = you're a Prog" or something..
Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at January 16, 2015 04:35 PM (QKIQb)
Methinks Scott knows how to handle little old ladies with walkers - all you have to do is cut the tendons above their heels and you win.
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 04:31 PM (oDCMR)
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We're gonna need a bigger knife.
Posted by: Cankle Cutters at January 16, 2015 04:36 PM (wAQA5)
Methinks Scott knows how to handle little old ladies with walkers - all you have to do is cut the tendons above their heels and you win.
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 04:31 PM (oDCMR)
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We're gonna need a bigger knife.
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That's a job for Machete!
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 04:38 PM (oDCMR)
"I look forward to continue supporting conservative fiscal policies of cutting spending, lowering taxes, and reigning in the federal government."
Um, I hope you mean "reining in the federal government." Reigning is ruling, as in what the king and queen do.
Reining is controlling, as in what you do to a horse.
Posted by: o at January 16, 2015 04:39 PM (sq5D+)
Is it unfair that Jeb was disqualified for President the day his brother was inaugurated?
Maybe. Probably. But I don't care.
This is America. No royal courts.
Posted by: Joe at January 16, 2015 04:24 PM (Xv7f/)
Now hold on there. That's just crazy talk.
Posted by: Several litters of Kennedy shitheads who unfortunately haven't yet plucked themselves from the gene at January 16, 2015 04:40 PM (oKE6c)
Vote for Fat Bastard Rino, the only candidate with his own moons.
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 04:33 PM (xWW96)
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How do ya like these? Mmmm, sexy.
Oh sorry, I thought you said moobs.
Posted by: Fat Bastard at January 16, 2015 04:40 PM (wAQA5)
"Had Reagan picked a different running mate, I really think this country would have been much better."
Jack Kemp would have been a better VP, but I understand why Reagan chose Bush.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at January 16, 2015 04:46 PM (97dbA)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 16, 2015 04:48 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: Apathetic and proud of it at January 16, 2015 04:50 PM (VQea+)
"Jesse Helms said no to that. We all wanted Kemp as VP, but the Eastern donor class wanted Bush."
The ivy leauge cliquehates it when outsiders intervene their ruling theland.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at January 16, 2015 04:52 PM (97dbA)
Posted by: Chris Balsz at January 16, 2015 05:01 PM (kTWS+)
We can and should demand better than these has-beens and never-weres.
Posted by: steve walsh at January 16, 2015 05:10 PM (nU8lz)
Posted by: An Observation - I use Silver Bullet gun oil at January 16, 2015 05:14 PM (ylhEn)
Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at January 16, 2015 05:36 PM (fxdyE)
ALL BOW BEFORE THE MOTORIZED CARPET OF SKULLS THAT HERALDS THE ARRIVAL OF THE ONE TRUE LEADER, LORD WALKER OF THE HOUSE OF BADGER.
Seriously though, since he claims he's "praying on a run", someone dress up like God, hang outside his window and tell him "DO IT"
Posted by: CAC at January 16, 2015 05:54 PM (l+t0d)
neither one will win, so why bother?
unless, of course, the goal of the RNC is to lose...
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 16, 2015 06:13 PM (I8nxO)
Warmup bands -- "Government Cheese" and "Don't Need No Stinkin' Visas."
Be there!
Posted by: Rinsed Penis at January 16, 2015 06:23 PM (4JTFf)
Fcuk this.
And fcuk the horse that brought this.
We are so far into the bread and circuses period of the republic - why the cfuk not. Let's try and lose.
Liberty had a good run.
It's time for the era of the Scoldocracy.
Posted by: adc at January 16, 2015 06:29 PM (Lo+FF)
Posted by: Perdogg at January 16, 2015 06:39 PM (1EIax)
Palin only proven conservative populist that won't melt like Romney n McCain..and another Bush = another Clinton.
Surround her with an established squish..to satisfy the nothing changes crowd who loathes we the people. And win !
It's shit or get off the pot , time to go rogue !
Posted by: Palinbeatsturdblossom at January 16, 2015 09:49 PM (/qiij)
Posted by: Tennyson at January 16, 2015 09:50 PM (bKOPJ)
Posted by: Veritas at January 17, 2015 01:22 AM (QN7lB)
Posted by: Tina at January 17, 2015 02:35 PM (s7gId)
Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at January 18, 2015 08:51 AM (J5iZL)
I try to post excepts, but apparently I'm doing it wrong; so it won't post. The article is titled: "No, Obama is Not Black Jesus" in the Daily Beast on Jan18th. Also note his comments on Unions and class warfare. Thought you'd find it interesting.
Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at January 18, 2015 09:05 AM (J5iZL)
I tried to post excepts, but apparently I'm doing it wrong; so it won't post. The article is titled: "No, Obama is Not Black Jesus" in the Daily Beast on Jan18th. Also note his comments on Unions and class warfare. Thought you'd find it interesting.
Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at January 18, 2015 09:07 AM (J5iZL)
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