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Boko Haram Kills 2,500, Takes 500 Women and Children as Rape-Prisoners
#BringBackOurReportage -- the American media is hostile to this story and simply will not report it, because it would painfully stomp on their preferred #ObamaIsBack storyline.
The destruction is so great that you can see it from orbit-- satellite pictures show 3700 buildings razed to the ground in two towns. Marie Harf won't bring it up on her own -- I saw a report that she never brings up Boko Haram, and will only discuss it when badgered by reporters -- but she did opine yesterday that this isn't Obama's fault because Nigeria is Nigeria's problem. Well, there is some truth in that; but then, it is also an evasion. And then there's this:
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: navybrat at January 16, 2015 01:48 PM (JgC5a)
Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2015 01:48 PM (MNq6o)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 01:49 PM (tPV+t)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:49 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:49 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2015 01:50 PM (MNq6o)
Doubt they used Muslim girls for that.
These people are EVIL.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 01:50 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 16, 2015 01:50 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 16, 2015 01:50 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: #BringBackOurHumVees at January 16, 2015 01:51 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 01:51 PM (Po8Ix)
This is full out Roman. This is horrific. This is actual genocide.
And Our Betters don't give one teeny tiny shit because hey it's just Africans killing Africans.
I despair, I despair.
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 01:51 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:51 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 01:51 PM (O/7Nt)
Posted by: thathalfrican at January 16, 2015 01:52 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Malia and Natasha Obama looking at the photo of their mom at January 16, 2015 01:52 PM (MNq6o)
http://tinyurl.com/nh3bc4w
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 01:52 PM (XUKZU)
So in other words AMFYOYO.
I guess we won't be sending James Taylor to Nigeria to sing to them that they have a friend because they don't.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 01:52 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: Barry who was also at the Selma riots at January 16, 2015 01:52 PM (MbqmP)
If there was an International Brigade, I'd give serious consideration to joining up. This is getting out of hand and will end badly for the West. We may be looking at full Caliphate stretching from Africa to Afghanistan within ten years.
Posted by: Colorada Alex at January 16, 2015 01:52 PM (OiH3z)
Justified, in other words. They are just sorting out all those who collaborated with the hated invaders and adopted white culture. Much like the South Side of Chicago.
Posted by: Katie West Butte at January 16, 2015 01:52 PM (CXZoh)
But yeah, that's Nigeria's problem apparently haunting Prez. PopCulture Memoryhole.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 01:52 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2015 01:52 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 01:52 PM (Po8Ix)
Posted by: @TheRealMicheleIObama'sLandingStrip at January 16, 2015 01:52 PM (r98Cf)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 01:52 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2015 01:48 PM (MNq6of
I thought you wrote Pouty Pooter
Posted by: Barack I am your God Obama
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 01:53 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2015 01:48 PM (MNq6of
I thought you wrote Pouty Pooter
Posted by: Barack I am your God Obama
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 01:53 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 16, 2015 01:53 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 16, 2015 01:53 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 01:53 PM (XUKZU)
You don't do anything, but you regret the state of things.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2015 01:53 PM (L2xDv)
Well, that and windage on the first hole.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2015 01:53 PM (8ZskC)
Article in the Frankfurter Allgemeine yesterday said the Boco Haram policy is to go Full Roman.
If they believe one person in a village is informing, the whole village gets destroyed.
The town where the 2,500 were killed was a garrison village. Tolerate military in your midst and you're all outlaws.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 01:53 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Soetoro & Robinson at January 16, 2015 01:53 PM (9D1xE)
Posted by: thathalfrican at January 16, 2015 01:54 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 01:54 PM (/jpU8)
He is a SCOAMT, and the press is his diaper.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 16, 2015 01:54 PM (wtvvX)
And Our Betters don't give one teeny tiny shit because hey it's just Africans killing Africans.
All black lives matter, but some matter more than others.
Posted by: Susan Rice at January 16, 2015 01:54 PM (Ua6T/)
I will keep screaming this until I am blue in the face.
This is full out Roman. This is horrific. This is actual genocide.
And Our Betters don't give one teeny tiny shit because hey it's just Africans killing Africans.
I despair, I despair.
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 01:51 PM (mf5HN)"
Our Betters don't give a shit about black people killing black people in America. Why would you think that they care about black people killing black people in Africa?
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 01:54 PM (KDbAT)
And Our Betters don't give one teeny tiny shit because hey it's just Africans killing Africans.
And Africans have to die to Save Teh Planet.
(Remember in 2008, when Candidate SCOAMF said flat out that genocide wasn't a good enough reason for America to intervene in world affairs? Seems to be the one thing he said that hasn't expired yet.)
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 01:54 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 16, 2015 01:54 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 01:54 PM (xWW96)
#BlackLivesMatterWhenConvenient
Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2015 01:54 PM (L2xDv)
-
Sorta like me and Kate Upton.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 01:54 PM (XUKZU)
Great point. I think I'll got get twitbanned asking Larf that, over and over. It's what the Prophet Ace (FBUH) would do.
Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 16, 2015 01:55 PM (rwI+c)
Gotta love CNN; they treat obama like he's Kim Jung Il.
CNN's chiron:
obama: We Will Defeat Terror Networks
Oh, okay, the Leader has spoken. All is well.
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 01:55 PM (Po8Ix)
Bingo. And it's some kind of sick joke that this is happening at the same time the Left is obsessed with #BlackLivesMatter.
If one ever wanted evidence that Satan exists, this might be it....
Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 01:55 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: fly gal at January 16, 2015 01:55 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Wimpy Soetoro at January 16, 2015 01:55 PM (LoIJo)
The truly shocking part is these people truly believed that the world would bend to their will just because of #historic and #personalmagnetism, and that the simple act of being #notbush would make the world love us all again.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 16, 2015 01:55 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 16, 2015 01:55 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Jen Psaki at January 16, 2015 01:55 PM (dVmLD)
Posted by: fb at January 16, 2015 01:55 PM (JVEmw)
Black lives only seem to matter if their demise can somehow be pinned on whites.
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 01:56 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at January 16, 2015 01:56 PM (LoIJo)
Sorry to go semi O/T: French Cultural Center in Niger Set on Fire by Muzzies protesting Charlie Hebdo Mo Cartoons
http://bit.ly/17PY31g
Weasel Zippers
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 01:56 PM (O/7Nt)
Posted by: ejo at January 16, 2015 01:56 PM (rsGj7)
But it won't happen because we have President Lymp Dyckless.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 01:56 PM (tPV+t)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 01:57 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 01:57 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:57 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 16, 2015 01:57 PM (Mxs5H)
Posted by: Katie West Butte at January 16, 2015 01:57 PM (CXZoh)
about the slaughter of Africans and the enslavement and rape of African
wives and girls.
They can't vote for him, they're not inviting him to swank celeb-filled parties, they suck at hoops...and he doesn't much care for women of any kind, anyway.
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 01:57 PM (ZKzrr)
Happening thousands of miles away - pffttt. Easy to ignore.
After all, thousands of young black men are murdered every year by other young black men, and it's never talked about. Ever.
Posted by: Boots at January 16, 2015 01:57 PM (l9mF2)
Otherwise they don't give two flying fucks.
Posted by: thathalfrican at January 16, 2015 01:57 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 16, 2015 01:53 PM (AC0lD)
Yup.
I am not joking at all that I am hoping for SMOD.
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 01:57 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Jen Psuki Pskui at January 16, 2015 01:58 PM (LKBn6)
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 01:58 PM (Po8Ix)
Black Lives Matter! **
**(only on Election Day)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:58 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: sound awake at January 16, 2015 01:58 PM (7A/Jm)
Posted by: Mars Blackmon at January 16, 2015 01:58 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 01:58 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Colorada Alex at January 16, 2015 01:52 PM (OiH3z)
--------------------------------------------
I really do think that this is what Baraka wants. Dreams of my father and all that other shit. A lot of people are going to die these next two years.
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2015 01:58 PM (qbgxo)
Posted by: Boko Haram - Net Neutrality Brigade at January 16, 2015 01:59 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2015 01:59 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 16, 2015 01:59 PM (LoIJo)
The white folks at the Planned Parenthood down on MLK Blvd are exempt, of course.
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 01:59 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 16, 2015 01:59 PM (da5Wo)
http://www.e2046.com/product/Dark+General+%28Pre-painted%29/19752/
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 01:59 PM (tPV+t)
USA Today right now:
Record! 2014 was Earth's Warmest Year
The planet's warmest year on record was 2014, federal scientists announced Friday.
"Humans are literally cooking their planet," said Jonathan Overpeck, an atmospheric scientist from the University of Arizona
grammie winger, if you are defrosted, can you comment, please?
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 01:59 PM (Po8Ix)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 02:00 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 02:00 PM (xWW96)
killing black people in America. Why would you think that they care
about black people killing black people in Africa?
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole
Maybe if we start a rumor that the victims of boku harum stole some cigars and roughed up a convenience store manager...
Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2015 02:00 PM (MNq6o)
They look like they could pop out a few good footsoldiers.
Posted by: Boko Haram - Net Neutrality Brigade at January 16, 2015 02:00 PM (o+SC1)
Ten weeks, at this rate.
Posted by: navybrat at January 16, 2015 02:00 PM (JgC5a)
Posted by: David Brooks at January 16, 2015 02:00 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Nigergia? I don't get it.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 16, 2015 02:00 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 02:01 PM (Po8Ix)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:01 PM (JtwS4)
I can comment as I live in MN. Just saw a commercial for FUCKING ICE CASTLES.
Yep super warm.
Posted by: thathalfrican at January 16, 2015 02:01 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 02:01 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 16, 2015 02:00 PM (/Ho8c)
Put them next to each other. Capisce?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 02:01 PM (CMkNk)
Because how 'bout them Oscar nominations, huh?
Now *that's* a story we need to discuss....
Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 02:01 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Katie West Butte at January 16, 2015 01:57 PM
Think really hard about Love Shack.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:01 PM (knoK7)
What animal is Asylum going to smash with this?
http://news.discovery.com/animals/motorboat-sized-predator-swam-in-jurassic-scotland-150111.htm
I go with grizzly bear and lion.
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 02:02 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 16, 2015 02:02 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Reverend Wright at January 16, 2015 02:02 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: David Brooks at January 16, 2015 02:00 PM (LoIJo)
Please send $5000 US via Western Union to cover all modalities. And remain blessed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 02:02 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 02:02 PM (ZKzrr)
Yeh...about that.
Apparently, only certain black lives matter.
Not the hundreds that are killed by criminals
Not the thousands killed by Islamic nut cases
Nope, not them
Only the handful where police interaction sometimes ends poorly.
Yup, those are the black lives that matter.
The rest of you black people?
You can fuck off as far as they are concerned.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2015 02:02 PM (enGVd)
Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2015 02:02 PM (MNq6o)
http://www.e2046.com/product/Dark+General+%28Pre-painted%29/19752/
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 01:59 PM (tPV+t)
Omg I want that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 02:03 PM (mf5HN)
http://tinyurl.com/kkzukyp
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:03 PM (tPV+t)
This is so depressing. The world stands by as evil murderous islamists take over vast areas. Probably thinking that it'll never reach them.
Probably not a good idea.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at January 16, 2015 02:03 PM (oa/c7)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 02:03 PM (xWW96)
We're still statistically flat based on satellite and ocean data, 2014 is somewhere between third and 34th warmest depending on who you believe.
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 02:03 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Nero Soetoro at January 16, 2015 02:04 PM (LoIJo)
I'll say it again...my work firewall is gay.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:04 PM (knoK7)
Record! 2014 was Earth's Warmest Year
The planet's warmest year on record was 2014,
federal scientists announced Friday.
Top story on Drudge says it was only the 34th warmest year.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 02:04 PM (O/7Nt)
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 01:59 PM (Po8Ix)
Jonathan Overpeck is delightfully named for the role of Chicken Little.
Posted by: Caliban at January 16, 2015 02:04 PM (DrC22)
http://news.discovery.com/animals/motorboat-sized-predator-swam-in-jurassic-scotland-150111.htm
I go with grizzly bear and lion.
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 02:02 PM (mf5HN)
No smash up. Group of scientists trying to find Nessie are diving in the Loch. They find a system of caves deep underwater. One is sealed up. Guess what happens next?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 16, 2015 02:04 PM (da5Wo)
I am not joking at all that I am hoping for SMOD.
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 01:57 PM (mf5HN)
Yeah, when SMOD, or preferably a chain of SMODs just to be safe, is one day away, verified, a 100% certainty that time is up and humanity is truly DOOMED....
I propose a AoSHQ kegger to end all keggers with family and friends. We'll even have Cuban cigars which I won't have to smuggle from Canada. It'll be sweet.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 16, 2015 02:04 PM (AC0lD)
Because Oprah's oppression by the Academy is more relevant.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 02:04 PM (ABcz/)
Mars is just a teeny dot in the sky so like, it's really hard to hit.
Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson at January 16, 2015 02:04 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2015 02:04 PM (MNq6o)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 02:04 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: redenzo at January 16, 2015 02:05 PM (WCnJW)
A motorboat-sized beast that was at the top of its food chain 170 million years ago is Scotland's first known native marine reptile.
Swam? Past tense.
Piffle.
Posted by: Nessie at January 16, 2015 02:05 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Satan at January 16, 2015 02:05 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: fly gal at January 16, 2015 02:05 PM (8TdcF)
I despair, I despair.
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 01:51 PM (mf5HN)
Funny how a couple of thugs get killed in America... and its a full on Race War...
While thousands die in Africa... and crickets...
#OnlySOMEBlackLivesMatter .... apparently....
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 16, 2015 02:05 PM (qh617)
Posted by: FDR's Television at January 16, 2015 02:05 PM (ne2fm)
Dude, boko whatever has nothing to do with islam.
Posted by: Dang
Ah yes, those dang Amish are at it again.
Right-o...
Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something... at January 16, 2015 02:05 PM (baiNQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:05 PM (tPV+t)
A drone trained in making out grant applications.Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 02:05 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 02:06 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 16, 2015 02:06 PM (ZhxMG)
Posted by: PJ at January 16, 2015 02:06 PM (cHuNI)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2015 02:06 PM (enGVd)
Posted by: Eric Holder at January 16, 2015 02:06 PM (LoIJo)
Fortunately he and his are nowhere near as legislatively skilled as LBJ (or Jimmy Carter, for that matter) so he can't get his domestic policy enacted with any near the staying power that LBJ's policies have and must rely on something as flimsy as his memoranda and orders.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rant Responsibly at the Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2015 02:06 PM (hLRSq)
The newspaper's Sunday business editor tweeted "Our Twitter feed has been hacked." The company then sent a statement that said, "Some New York Post Twitter accounts were briefly hacked and the matter is being investigated." Twitter didn't immediately respond to a request for comment.
One tweet said "#BREAKING: Chinese anti-ship missile fired at USS George Washington." Another tweet said: "BREAKING: Federal Reserve head Yellen announces bail-in in emergency meeting, rumored negative rate to be set at 4pm EST today."
Posted by: #BringBackOurTwitterFeed at January 16, 2015 02:06 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 02:07 PM (o+SC1)
Easier to make a list of continents where Islam is not at war with civilization.
Any heads missing in Antarctica?
Posted by: CJ at January 16, 2015 02:07 PM (9KqcB)
Posted by: Satan at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Barack H. Obama at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (tPV+t)
That'll take care of it until Jeb gets here.
"Under my plan, the price of kerosene and gasoline used for burning Christian buildings will skyrocket."
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something Hail SMOD mini-me 1/26/15 at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (bykzK)
Posted by: Caliban at January 16, 2015 02:04 PM (DrC22)
Overpeck? is he related to Peck?
Its genetics.... he has no dick either...
Watch it man... I'm a scientist...
Posted by: DR. Peter Venkman at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (qh617)
FFS, I just want it all to go away. This guy is out there telling everybody what he's doing. Can nobody just take him out?
How much does it cost to hire blackwater?
Posted by: Lea hates Peppa Pig but will watch it for freedom (not really) at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 16, 2015 02:04 PM (da5Wo)
You mean Loch Ness?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113682/?ref_=nv_sr_1
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Secret Service Despises Barry at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (5voqw)
Posted by: fluffy at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (zpZLP)
Posted by: jmel at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (CEyyV)
Posted by: CJ at January 16, 2015 02:07 PM
Silence! I keeeel you!!11!!
Posted by: Achmed al P'nguin at January 16, 2015 02:09 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Satan at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (bJm7W)
Well, you would know!
Posted by: John Milton at January 16, 2015 02:09 PM (DrC22)
If there was an International Brigade, I'd give serious consideration to joining up. This is getting out of hand and will end badly for the West. We may be looking at full Caliphate stretching from Africa to Afghanistan within ten years.
Posted by: Colorada Alex at January 16, 2015 01:52 PM (OiH3z)
I've thought the same thing for Israel and the Kurds. There has to be sympathetic people that would join up to stick up for the not-crazy people.
Posted by: FDR's Television at January 16, 2015 02:09 PM (ne2fm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2015 02:10 PM (8ZskC)
@120 - They found Nessie?
AtC's link. They say they found a 170mm year old Nessie.
I say they found an old one, but not the only one.
I am not as cryptozoic-happy as someone recently outed herself as being, but I want Nessie and Sasquatch to be real.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:10 PM (JtwS4)
in the comment muliple times said.
isis-bokoharam-tea party-hitler (in seriousness)
Not one commenter told that bastard He was an idiot.
look if you deal with Tea Party in the U.S it's exactly the Same!
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 02:10 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2015 02:10 PM (MNq6o)
It's pretty clear at this point that for the White House, the biggest obstacles to the Political Singularity are two out of the three Abrahamic religions.
Posted by: mrp at January 16, 2015 02:10 PM (JBggj)
... cut me some cash and I will buy chocolate chip scones and eat them ... for breakfast!
Posted by: Adriane the Food Economics Critic ... at January 16, 2015 02:10 PM (P+IZm)
We are too scared of that Thing Kurt Russell fought down there.
Posted by: Jonny Jihad at January 16, 2015 02:10 PM (Mxs5H)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 02:10 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2015 01:58 PM (qbgxo)
The slaughter of innocents is going to continue for a lot longer than the next two years. Preezy Barackanahtan I (along with his sycophants and fellow-travelers) has set the world on fire. The islamofascists are ascendant and we are ruled by appeasers, quislings and traitors. Frankly, I'm going to be surprised if a major war with at least 10 million dead doesn't occur within the next decade.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 16, 2015 02:10 PM (wQYNW)
#Black Lives Matter, If they are in the USA.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 02:11 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 02:11 PM (O/7Nt)
Posted by: The Humpty at January 16, 2015 02:11 PM (LRXOq)
Posted by: jmel at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (CEyyV)
Last I heard he was going after Al Franken.
Posted by: Curt Gowdy at January 16, 2015 02:12 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at January 16, 2015 02:12 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 02:12 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Jukin at January 16, 2015 02:12 PM (WGm5T)
"Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall,
all you gotta do is call,
and I'll be there, yes I will . . ."
Unless the playoffs are on, dude.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 02:12 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 02:10 PM (xWW96)
Old Man's War, without being rejuvenated?
Posted by: BB Wolf... at January 16, 2015 02:12 PM (qh617)
http://www.ufunk.net/artistes/il-dovere-quotidiano/
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:13 PM (tPV+t)
Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2015 02:13 PM (MNq6o)
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 02:13 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: FDR's Television at January 16, 2015 02:13 PM (ne2fm)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 02:12 PM (ZPrif)
Better comparison would be Planned Parenthood in one month versus the KKK in the 1910's.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 02:13 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Bill Cosby at January 16, 2015 02:14 PM (P+IZm)
Posted by: Caliban the Cruel at January 16, 2015 02:14 PM (DrC22)
obama: We Will Defeat Terror Networks
Oh, okay, the Leader has spoken. All is well.
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 01:55 PM (Po8Ix)
By terror networks, Barry means Fox News
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 16, 2015 02:14 PM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:14 PM (W5DcG)
http://tinyurl.com/mwlk3d3
Posted by: Zombie Jake at January 16, 2015 02:14 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 02:10 PM (xWW96)
Old Man's War, without being rejuvenated?
Posted by: BB Wolf... at January 16, 2015 02:12 PM
I prefer "The Silver Horde."
Posted by: Achmed al P'nguin at January 16, 2015 02:14 PM (knoK7)
http://www.ufunk.net/artistes/il-dovere-quotidiano/
Is that Danish chick in here?
Posted by: FDR's Television at January 16, 2015 02:15 PM (ne2fm)
In a brief press conference, EPA chief Gina McCarthy said "This provides the regulatory leverage needed to bring certain practices by certain groups (whom I'm not otherwise allowed to name) under Federal control."
Under the new regulations, judicial punishment involving the potential displacement of skin, blood, mucus, or other bodily tissues or fluids will require an Environmental Impact Report to be filed with and approved by a court of competent jurisdiction, with 90-day public notice required for all hearings held under the ruling.
Those who believe themselves to be targeted under this regulation were nonplussed. 'Well, I guess we'll just fucking ship them to as container cargo before we behead them, then?' said one member of one group.
Posted by: Associated Presstitutes at January 16, 2015 02:15 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 16, 2015 02:14 PM (1Jaio)
Yeah, but was also thinking TEA Party Networks...
Posted by: BB Wolf... at January 16, 2015 02:15 PM (qh617)
Posted by: maddogg
Old Man's War, without being rejuvenated?
Posted by: BB Wolf...
"No Country for Old Men"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 02:15 PM (O/7Nt)
Aaaaand Hecturd just swallowed his own tongue.
Posted by: Moon God spells Moon at January 16, 2015 02:15 PM (3CiXB)
Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2015 02:15 PM (hHFOx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:16 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:16 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:16 PM (tPV+t)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 02:16 PM (xWW96)
Anyone stepped up to take Americas place as the whirled policeman?
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 02:16 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: FDR's Television at January 16, 2015 02:16 PM (ne2fm)
Posted by: OK, thanks, bye at January 16, 2015 02:16 PM (ucB75)
Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2015 02:16 PM (MNq6o)
To date the NY Slime has not covered this story at all, because.....
#Black Lives Matter, If they are in the USA.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 02:11 PM (0FSuD)"
If that were true, the NYT would have as many front page stories about the murders in Chicago as they did about the Masters in Augusta.
#BlackLivesMatterIfItHelpsDemocratsGetElected
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 02:17 PM (KDbAT)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/The-wholesome-bowl-3.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:17 PM (tPV+t)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 02:17 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 02:17 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 02:17 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at January 16, 2015 02:18 PM (DXzRD)
Unfortunately that only puts you in line with the l*bs and enviro-nuts who have been doing that openly for years. They're succeeding in making you as miserable as they are. Don't let them.
Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2015 02:18 PM (hHFOx)
Well, now all those minuets rooftops in Russia can reflect the official religion.
Minuets? That's not right. What are those roofs called?
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 02:18 PM (Po8Ix)
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 02:18 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 02:18 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:19 PM (tPV+t)
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 02:18 PM
Minarets?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:19 PM (knoK7)
And Sally Kohn could not be reached for comment.
Apparently she was too busy hitting refresh on the SPLC website in attempt to find more cases of American right-wing terrorism to maintain her 'evil right-wingers have killed more than any other terrorist group' meme going.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 02:19 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 02:19 PM (Po8Ix)
Minuets? That's not right. What are those roofs called?
Onion Domes?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 02:19 PM (O/7Nt)
Posted by: Polar bear in a blizzard at January 16, 2015 02:20 PM (Spluw)
You're gonna need a bigger hashtag
Posted by: Chief al Brody at January 16, 2015 02:20 PM (Xv7f/)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Inquisition#Death_tolls
During the entirety of the Span. Inquisition (almost 400 years) 150k were brought up in charges and about 2% executed.
That'd be about 3k vs 2.5k this week for Boko Haram.
Boko Haram killed about 11k in 2014.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 02:20 PM (ZPrif)
Then we'll have hearing's about it.
Posted by: New Senate Majority at January 16, 2015 02:20 PM (bykzK)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:19 PM
I am intrigued by this idea and would like a copy of the travel brochure...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:20 PM (knoK7)
a.k.a. penis tips
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 02:20 PM (Po8Ix)
This is CNN.
Posted by: prescient11 at January 16, 2015 02:20 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:20 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 02:17 PM (xWW96)
You Sir, as a Master Bait and switcher!!!
Posted by: BB Wolf... at January 16, 2015 02:21 PM (qh617)
--
Except we're talking about Boko Haram.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 02:21 PM (ZPrif)
And Barrett .50s
Pink mist is an effective Psyop tool
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 16, 2015 02:21 PM (Mxs5H)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:21 PM (knoK7)
I also have a Kate Upton topless link in my favorites.
http://tinyurl.com/34so4bo
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 02:17 PM (xWW96)
Barrel for excessive baiting on a Friday.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 02:21 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: maddogg
Fucking Ice Castles on Ice.
At the Staples Center. Tickets on sales #twoweeks.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 02:21 PM (O/7Nt)
Posted by: Jukin at January 16, 2015 02:22 PM (WGm5T)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:22 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 02:22 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 02:17 PM (xWW96)
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You should be beheaded in the street.
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2015 02:22 PM (qbgxo)
http://tinyurl.com/34so4bo
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So which is it -
London Boys, Face-Sized Spider, or Helen Thomas?
Posted by: junior at January 16, 2015 02:22 PM (UWFpX)
And you were wondering about Barry's next job ...
Posted by: despair at January 16, 2015 02:23 PM (dcY7v)
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 16, 2015 02:23 PM (OM9Av)
Posted by: John Fn Kerry at January 16, 2015 02:23 PM (RJN20)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD)
I'm in if we can use a Disney Vacation Voyage ship as transport.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at January 16, 2015 02:23 PM (bykzK)
Posted by: Anna Puma
I am intrigued by this idea and would like a copy of the travel brochure...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Does that include the cruise just off the Somali coast?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 02:23 PM (O/7Nt)
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 02:23 PM (ZKzrr)
Minuets? That's not right. What are those roofs called?
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer
Theyre called Baboobies.
Posted by: Moon God spells Moon at January 16, 2015 02:23 PM (3CiXB)
Posted by: Malaria Obama, standing in her father's doorway at January 16, 2015 02:24 PM (LKBn6)
Brain bleach to undo the maddogg. Bad maddogg, bad!
http://bit.ly/1BczJ5X
Kate Upton in a VERY wet t-shirt.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:24 PM (JtwS4)
Holder severely limits Asset Forfeiture:
http://bit.ly/1znbSzV
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:20 PM (JtwS4)
Its the big one.... Weezy! I'm comein for ya!!!
Damn.... Holder did something... RIGHT????
Posted by: BB Wolf... at January 16, 2015 02:24 PM (qh617)
You Sir, as a Master Bait and switcher!!!
Posted by: BB Wolf... at January 16, 2015 02:21 PM (qh617)
ISWYDT
Posted by: Caliban the Cruel at January 16, 2015 02:24 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 02:24 PM (nqBYe)
Guess what?
2014 was the warmest year ever!
Yeah.
Of course, of course.
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 01:58 PM (Po8Ix)
Of course. Also, this year's harvest was the biggest in Soviet history, comrades!
Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2015 02:24 PM (L2xDv)
Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2015 02:24 PM (Ae7K+)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 02:25 PM (Bn6aD)
Holder severely limits Asset Forfeiture:
http://bit.ly/1znbSzV
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:20 PM (JtwS4)
Its the big one.... Weezy! I'm comein for ya!!!
Damn.... Holder did something... RIGHT????
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Instapundit is speculating that it's due to an ongoing dispute between Holder and the local police departments that I've apparently heard nothing about.
Posted by: junior at January 16, 2015 02:25 PM (UWFpX)
Some body call?
Posted by: Bill Cosby
ISWYDT.
Pretty funny bit, if you can get past all the rapin'.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 16, 2015 02:25 PM (/Ho8c)
If there was an International Brigade, I'd give serious consideration to joining up. This is getting out of hand and will end badly for the West. We may be looking at full Caliphate stretching from Africa to Afghanistan within ten years.
Posted by: Colorada Alex at January 16, 2015 01:52 PM (OiH3z)
These kind of events move me to join up as well even though I am no kind of soldier.
Posted by: Mindy at January 16, 2015 02:25 PM (PUSS/)
Posted by: Ned Beatty in drag at January 16, 2015 02:25 PM (RJN20)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:26 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 16, 2015 02:26 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 02:27 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 02:27 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
Carpetbombing also warrants a review.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 16, 2015 02:27 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: junior at January 16, 2015 02:25 PM (UWFpX)
Hmmm.... it does kill a lot of revenue that local Police do use...
and Cops HAVE been bad mouthing Holder for awhile...
And... how does Holder have the power to kill this program... isn't it authorized by LAW in the first place?
Posted by: BB Wolf... at January 16, 2015 02:27 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:26 PM
Wait...you needed more than one look?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:27 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Malaria Obama, standing in her father's doorway at January 16, 2015 02:24 PM (LKBn6)
Honey, you must be thinking of Uncle Bill.
Posted by: Barack H. Obama at January 16, 2015 02:27 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 16, 2015 02:27 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: navybrat at January 16, 2015 02:27 PM (JgC5a)
Understood.
Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 02:27 PM (/Mxso)
Damn.... Holder did something... RIGHT????
I know, right?
Meanwhile, Insty questions the motives:
This is absolutely the right thing to do, and long overdue. However, I kind of wonder if the reason why it's happeningnow has more to do with the Obama Administration's current war with state and local police, something that the Post article touches on obliquely. Kind of like the flipside to the NYPD's starving the city of revenue by refusing to issue tickets
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:27 PM (JtwS4)
If this asshole can "limit" it, then he or some other asshole can enable it. It should be be fucking illegal unless there has been a trial.
Posted by: Polar bear in a blizzard at January 16, 2015 02:28 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: What comes around at January 16, 2015 02:28 PM (RJN20)
The simple act of being #notbush was, however, good enough for the Nobel Peace Prize selection committee.
What was it again? Eleven _days_ that Obama had been in office when he became a Nobel laureate?
Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 02:28 PM (noWW6)
Hmmm.... it does kill a lot of revenue that local Police do use...
and Cops HAVE been bad mouthing Holder for awhile...
And... how does Holder have the power to kill this program... isn't it authorized by LAW in the first place?
Around these parts a lot of the "asset taking" is done to the Illegals, I mean immigrants.....
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 02:28 PM (Bn6aD)
M-61s with about 9,000 rds each. Installed fore and aft on Jon Francois Cary's new yacht should do nicely.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:29 PM (tPV+t)
Did you ever wonder what 1937 would look like if there was an internet? Well...here you go.
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That is damn depressing.
Posted by: Lea hates Peppa Pig but will watch it for freedom (not really) at January 16, 2015 02:29 PM (lIU4e)
Blacks killing whites: Not news.
Black killed by white: Interplanetary crisis!!!
Posted by: despair at January 16, 2015 02:29 PM (dcY7v)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 02:29 PM (ABcz/)
Now go find me Cristina Kirchner similarly attired.
For some reason I really want to see that.
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 02:29 PM (o+SC1)
What was it again? Eleven _days_ that Obama had been in office when he became a Nobel laureate?
Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 02:28 PM
Skandis.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:29 PM (knoK7)
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From what I understand, Holder isn't killing it. He's merely stating that the assets can't be used unless charges are filed.
Posted by: junior at January 16, 2015 02:29 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Caliban at January 16, 2015 02:30 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 16, 2015 02:30 PM (XmOA9)
M-61s with about 9,000 rds each. Installed fore and aft on Jon Francois Cary's new yacht should do nicely.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:29 PM
This isn't about economy. This is about entertainment. Fire mission!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:31 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2015 02:31 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 02:27 PM (o+SC1)
--------------------------------------------
There's a James W. Huston novel that uses the "letters of marque" clause in the Constitution as focus to battle muzzie Indonesian pirates.
"Balance of Power"
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2015 02:31 PM (qbgxo)
Posted by: Josh Earnest at January 16, 2015 02:31 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:26 PM
Wait...you needed more than one look?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:27 PM (knoK7)
I had the Supreme pleasure of watching '16 Inch Guns' open for Limited Operations.... in Lebanon, in 84....
Posted by: BB Wolf... at January 16, 2015 02:31 PM (qh617)
Second look at sixteen inch guns.
Dude, I'm not a military genius but I seriously miss battleships.
Sure, we can hit a gnat's ass with a $1.4 mm cruise missile, but we deploy them very selectively.
When someone's acting up it was nice to be able to park nine 16" guns that can throw a shell the size of a Volkswagen over 20 miles off their coast.
Talk softly. Big stick.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:31 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:32 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: jmel at January 16, 2015 02:08 PM (CEyyV)"
Cardinal Burke
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 16, 2015 02:32 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Colorada Alex
I'd say that is true. they already have oil wealth, strong pr, an unchallenged military.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 16, 2015 02:32 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:33 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2015 02:33 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 02:33 PM (Po8Ix)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:32 PM (W5DcG)
Some other African country did that before, with good results. So good in fact, that the UN stepped in and made it illegal.
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 02:34 PM (GQ8sn)
#BlackLivesMatterUnlessThey'reAfrican
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 02:34 PM (FsuaD)
I'm attempting to envision the effect upon one of the Navy's new LCS vessels of firing a 16-inch gun.
Given that the combined recoil of nine of those guns could visibly move an _Iowa_ class battleship sideways in the water during a broadside... well, I'm not a naval architect, but I quite seriously assume the forces from that one shot would tear apart a Little Crappy Ship like the wrapper of a truck stop microwave burrito.
Little Crappy Ships, with their ridiculously puny armament, and lack of armor protection, being meant as a mainstay of the Navy from here on out. Wonderful news.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 02:34 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 02:34 PM (FsuaD)
M-61s with about 9,000 rds each. Installed fore and aft on Jon Francois Cary's new yacht should do nicely.
The 16 inchers are for their onshore supply, command and control.....
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 02:34 PM (O/7Nt)
http://tinyurl.com/oe8uhlk
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:34 PM (tPV+t)
Will they need people to make sammiches while they're out being badass?
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 02:34 PM (ZKzrr)
But then I usually look on the dark side.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at January 16, 2015 02:35 PM (bykzK)
Posted by: the Jack of Clubs at January 16, 2015 02:35 PM (BOliG)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2015 02:35 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:35 PM (knoK7)
http://tinyurl.com/oe8uhlk
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:34 PM (tPV+t)
For those about to rock....FIRE!!!!!
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 02:35 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: What comes around at January 16, 2015 02:36 PM (RJN20)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 02:36 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 02:36 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:36 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:31 PM (JtwS4)
With modern quality control of the propellent... and Decent Radars feeding a modern Fire Control system...
You could first or second shot a speed boat with a 16 inch Proximity fused HE round.
Posted by: BB Wolf... at January 16, 2015 02:36 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 16, 2015 02:36 PM (Cq0oW)
If it's anything the UN is good for, it's not just feckless inaction, but actively working against solutions.
Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 02:36 PM (/Mxso)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:31 PM
*sigh* Iowas....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:33 PM (knoK7)
You me both, brother...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 16, 2015 02:37 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2015 02:37 PM (K4YiS)
Sure, we can hit a gnat's ass with a $1.4 mm cruise missile, but we deploy them very selectively.
When someone's acting up it was nice to be able to park nine 16" guns that can throw a shell the size of a Volkswagen over 20 miles off their coast.
Talk softly. Big stick.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:31 PM (JtwS4)
Yes, yes, Battleship was craptastic schlock but then again I adore craptastic schlock. Still. There's something awesome when Big Mo gets underway again and then BOOM go the guns.
Brings a tear to the eye, it does.
Also that movie has the best meet cute ever.
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 02:37 PM (mf5HN)
Kickstarter for some tactical defense hardware, I'm kinda fond of this concept:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oerlikon_Millennium_35_mm_Naval_Revolver_Gun_System
or the older Goalkeeper, need a little more range than the M61.
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 02:37 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 02:36 PM
And child rape. Don't forget the child rape.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:37 PM (knoK7)
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They would be the Muslim oil princes of Nigeria. They don't care and oil prices are down. But look on the bright BokoHarum is reducing the globes carbon footprint one executed slave at a time. Islam is a Green Religion.
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 02:37 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 02:38 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 02:38 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 02:38 PM (O/7Nt)
Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 02:36 PM (/Mxso)
I think that merc outfit, "Executive Outcomes" was hired to go in and clean up some bad guys. They were so good at it, that the UN felt it had to step in on their behalf and stop them from doing what they do best.
The UN is useless.
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 02:38 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 02:38 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Moosh Mosh at January 16, 2015 02:38 PM (bKukF)
My wife is out of surgery and is sitting up & alert in the recovery unit as of 1:20 Eastern. Everything went well, she may get to come home tonight.
My sincere thanks to everyone for the thoughts & prayers.
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 16, 2015 02:38 PM (4gN5w)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 16, 2015 02:39 PM (27KAF)
Time for some battleship pr0n. USS Iowa in 1984 firing a full broadside.
http://tinyurl.com/oe8uhlk
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:34 PM (tPV+t)
Now THAT is the projection of power.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 16, 2015 02:39 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:39 PM (tPV+t)
#BringBackJournalismFromTheDepthsOfHell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3TXTRtifco
I feel the cold surrounding me
You're just letting me down
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2015 02:39 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 02:40 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 02:40 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:39 PM (tPV+t) Not completely. Have any girls you need molested?
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 02:40 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:40 PM (tPV+t)
Over/over under on 4 weeks before I have another cardiac event?
Posted by: John Fox's bad ticker at January 16, 2015 02:40 PM (LKBn6)
Posted by: Josh Earnest at January 16, 2015 02:31 PM (DrC22)
Obama has Boko Haram in his bracket.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:40 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 16, 2015 02:40 PM (wtvvX)
Everything went well, she may get to come home tonight.
My sincere thanks to everyone for the thoughts & prayers.
Posted by: AltonJackson
Good to hear!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 02:40 PM (O/7Nt)
16 inch gun pr0n of the Mighty Mo
So it's official. The Horde loves battleships.
Why aren't we in charge?
(When we do take over, Your Malevolence, can we call them Dreadnoughts again? I love that word).
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:40 PM (JtwS4)
#donotstitchourgirlsvajayjaysshut
In all seriousness, I was beyond shocked to learn that in No-Go Zones in Great F*cking Britain, Muslims are allowed to slice off little girls clits. Legally.
Because Sharia.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 02:40 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 16, 2015 02:39 PM (wtvvX)
Even from a ways away... on another ship... when those guns go off its like a punch to the gut...
Posted by: BB Wolf... at January 16, 2015 02:41 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Robert Reich at January 16, 2015 02:41 PM (DrC22)
He kicked heroin sometime after his last marriage. Wrote happy songs and stuff after getting clean. Actually not bad--not memorable but not bad.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at January 16, 2015 02:41 PM (bykzK)
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 02:41 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:39 PM (tPV+t)
If they had actual power they would use it against us.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:42 PM (W5DcG)
Over/over under on 4 weeks before I have another cardiac event?
Posted by: John Fox's bad ticker at January 16, 2015 02:40 PM (LKBn6)
I'm just going to leave this here: http://bit.ly/17Qnekp
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 02:42 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2015 02:42 PM (Ae7K+)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 02:42 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 02:38 PM (FsuaD)
So is he.
Posted by: Caliban at January 16, 2015 02:42 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 02:43 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 16, 2015 02:43 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Charles Lindbergh at January 16, 2015 02:43 PM (5voqw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 02:38 PM (FsuaD)
--------------------------------------------
As someone mentioned earlier, it's all going to be much longer than two years. When Baraka leaves (maybe), the world will be on fire. The burning times are here, right now.
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2015 02:43 PM (qbgxo)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 02:43 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Drpullit at January 16, 2015 02:43 PM (FBeqI)
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 02:43 PM (o+SC1)
Wish I could've sent a tweet to bring back Junior. That would have worked.
Posted by: Charles Lindbergh at January 16, 2015 02:43 PM (5voqw)
Dammit. *wipes keyboard*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 02:43 PM (FsuaD)
I am sorry for getting personal and I realize I don't really know you per se, but I am SO GLAD you're away from all this.
Do you think that they will take over the entire country?? At the rate this is escalating, I'm getting nervous.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 16, 2015 02:44 PM (5knmJ)
Any heads missing in Antarctica?>>>
Tennessee Tuxedo,he sounded just a little bit too gay to keep his head
Posted by: barney at January 16, 2015 02:44 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at January 16, 2015 02:44 PM (bykzK)
Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2015 02:44 PM (K4YiS)
Anyone remember The Big Chill soundtrack?
Boko Haram's Whiter Shade Of Pale is on it. Good soundtrack.
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 02:44 PM (Po8Ix)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 02:44 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2015 02:44 PM (Ae7K+)
I often stare out at the Wisconsin whenever I am in Portsmouth which is pretty much every month.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 02:44 PM (nzKvP)
Why aren't we in charge?
(When we do take over, Your Malevolence, can we call them Dreadnoughts again? I love that word).
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:40 PM (JtwS4)
*waves paw imperially*
Yes. Yes, we shall.
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 02:45 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Secretariat of State John Kerry at January 16, 2015 02:45 PM (FsuaD)
I'm just going to leave this here: http://bit.ly/17Qnekp
That's brutal.
Yeah, even I thought that was harsh.
After I cleaned up the Pepsi that snorted out my nose.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:45 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 02:46 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 02:42 PM (mf5HN)<<<
**lifts up corner of link ever so slightly** **shakes head** Can't do it... too skeered.
Posted by: John Fox's bad ticker at January 16, 2015 02:46 PM (LKBn6)
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 02:46 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2015 02:44 PM (K4YiS)
That's a really good term.
Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 02:46 PM (/Mxso)
It's ALWAYS about race with Holder. ALWAYS.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 02:46 PM (0FSuD)
What nation can survive a 50-50 split, Anything and Muslim?
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 02:46 PM (ZPrif)
There was once an national military in Africa which was the best equipped and best trained on the continent. Outside observers said of them that if they ever felt the need, they could fight from the Cape to Cairo in ninety days. Some said sixty days. The government which controlled that military would have taken no crap from the likes of Boko Haram or Somali pirates.
But, the regime in question was deemed Teh Rayciss and politically incorrect by Our Betters, and was done away with.
Now that same military has tank sheds filled with immobile unmaintained vehicles. Parade ground formations where 75% of the infantry are dependent upon HIV antivirals. And a bunch of spiffy shiny new fighter jets which can't fly because there aren't adequate numbers of trained pilots.
Meanwhile, crimes infinitely worse than those committed by said government have gone on throughout most of the rest of Africa since it was driven from power.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 02:46 PM (noWW6)
We're gonna have to build a few new ones.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at January 16, 2015 02:47 PM (bykzK)
Weasel Zippers
Yeah, well there is a reason nobody wants anything to do with you in the NBA
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 02:47 PM (nzKvP)
This delicious snark brought to you by John Elway Ford.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:47 PM (knoK7)
It's ALWAYS about race with Holder. ALWAYS.
Bingo...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 02:47 PM (Bn6aD)
Yes. Yes, we shall.
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 02:45 PM (mf5HN)
You have a dreadnought?!?!?
*runs*
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 02:47 PM (GQ8sn)
You are correct. This is happening in Britain. As honor killings have happened here. Sick sick sick.
Posted by: Viv Savage at January 16, 2015 02:47 PM (bKukF)
Man, was I disappointed.
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 02:48 PM (o+SC1)
Baby blue army helmets.
Baby blue.
Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2015 02:48 PM (Ae7K+)
And they kinda had a bomb also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 02:48 PM (nzKvP)
Pull the Boilers... put in submarine nuclear plants...
Take the 5 inch turrets from the broadsides, and put in the Rail guns the Navy is working on.
Put on multiple CIWs... leave the existing Harpoon and Tomahawk launchers.
Buy Iron Dome from the Israelis... couple it with an Aegis Radar.
Battle Group to include an LHA for vertical Launch F-35... and some Burke Class Sub Hunters....
Excuse me... I'll be in my bunk...
Posted by: BB Wolf... at January 16, 2015 02:48 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Compassionate Friends of Woman-Beaters at January 16, 2015 02:49 PM (RJN20)
Watching it get underway to the tune of "Thunderstruck" was truly a thing of beauty. Redeems the rest of the flick by its lonesome.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 16, 2015 02:49 PM (DT3rQ)
Did you see the short list of things now verboten to seize? Freaking visa cards were on it. They are seizing peoples' visa cards?!?!?
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at January 16, 2015 02:49 PM (bykzK)
Yes. Yes, we shall.
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 02:45 PM (mf5HN)
You have a dreadnought?!?!?
*runs*
*ponders AtC with a dreadnought*
Certainly a lot of the wrong things would go splodey. And lots and lots of the right things.
Motion approved.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:49 PM (JtwS4)
And they kinda had a bomb also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 02:48 PM (nzKvP)
Who controls that bomb today?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:50 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 02:50 PM (Bn6aD)
@265 - it's not the speedboats you're after with the big shoot, it's the villages they come from.
Kickstarter for some tactical defense hardware, I'm kinda fond of this concept:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oerlikon_Millennium_35_mm_Naval_Revolver_Gun_System
or the older Goalkeeper, need a little more range than the M61.
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 02:37 PM (o+SC1)"
If you want range from artillery, revive the subcaliber sabot research program that was being done for the 16 inch rifles before all the Iowa class ships were decommissioned. I believed that they were firing 13 inch shells from the 16 inch guns and they were working to test 11 inch shells from the 16 inch guns to a range of over a hundred miles.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 02:50 PM (KDbAT)
*runs*
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 02:47 PM (GQ8sn)
*shifty eyes*
No.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 02:50 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:50 PM (knoK7)
Pull the Boilers... put in submarine nuclear plants...
Take the 5 inch turrets from the broadsides, and put in the Rail guns the Navy is working on.
Put on multiple CIWs... leave the existing Harpoon and Tomahawk launchers.
Buy Iron Dome from the Israelis... couple it with an Aegis Radar.
Battle Group to include an LHA for vertical Launch F-35... and some Burke Class Sub Hunters....
Excuse me... I'll be in my bunk...
Posted by: BB Wolf... at January 16, 2015 02:48 PM (qh617)
Ooh! Ooh! Make it submersible to sneak in, launch all sorts of shit, and sneak out again.
Motto: "When we insert, you're fucked!"
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 02:50 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 16, 2015 02:51 PM (DT3rQ)
Baby blue.
Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2015 02:48 PM (Ae7K+)
They are UNC-CH grads. None of them can read, but hey, the UN doesn't care.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 02:51 PM (0FSuD)
Still after a general refurb, only major change would be on the ammo. Avoid another Iowa and Mississippi grade accident. Upscale what was done with the last two Baltimore cruisers, switch over cased ammo over bags of powder.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:51 PM (tPV+t)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 02:49 PM (JtwS4)
Refitting the guns to fire raptors in steel cages that shatter on impact should not be that difficult.
Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 02:51 PM (/Mxso)
This dumb fuck really is delusional
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 02:51 PM (nzKvP)
There was once an national military in Africa which was the best equipped and best trained on the continent.
And they kinda had a bomb also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 02:48 PM (nzKvP)
Who controls that bomb today?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:50 PM (W5DcG)"
The story is that they dismantled all of them. I don't know how true that story is.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 02:51 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:50 PM (knoK7)
*starts running zig zag pattern*
*deploys smoke*
*deploys chaff*
*deploys electronic counter-measures*
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 02:52 PM (GQ8sn)
He's waiting for Airplane 3
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:52 PM (W5DcG)
This is all so depressing.....At least this morning Kerry's little clown act with Taylor made me laugh...
It's like this entire administration is one huge, never-ending SNL episode.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 02:52 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at January 16, 2015 02:52 PM (5voqw)
Allegedly they gave it up and destroyed it.
Allegedly.
I'm guessing they handed it over to their "developmental partners" once the writing was on the wall.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 16, 2015 02:52 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 02:53 PM (0FSuD)
Well the KKK outfit is somewhat similar to a burka and hijab.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 16, 2015 02:54 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:50 PM (W5DcG)"
The story is that they dismantled all of them. I don't know how true that story is.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 02:51 PM (KDbAT)
It was an Israeli Bomb and was always ultimately controlled by Israel and what ever was in SA is not longer there. Israel needed somewhere to test their bomb and the south atlantic off of SA was a nice place to do it.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 02:54 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 16, 2015 02:54 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 02:52 PM (GQ8sn)
*deploys flares, lights self on fire*
Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 02:54 PM (/Mxso)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 02:52 PM (FsuaD)
It's like being in the Twilight zone except when you wake up it's still here...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 02:54 PM (Bn6aD)
Cat Stevens Apparently featured in Rolling Stone this week.
Talk about sucky timing, eh?
Posted by: Lizzy
Is this true?
Could make another sign of the poxeclipse like "Where is Jamie Gorelick".
Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2015 02:54 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 02:51 PM (KDbAT)
I think the White S Africans gave all their bomb shit to Israel, whom they trusted.
They would NOT have left them with Nelson Mandela, a commie.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 02:55 PM (0FSuD)
USS Texas rebuilt with nuclear plants from submarines, beam weapons, and jet propulsion vs an invading Soviet battle fleet?
http://tinyurl.com/n2holtz
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:55 PM (tPV+t)
My responses are in the mail.
Posted by: An Observation - I use Silver Bullet gun oil at January 16, 2015 02:55 PM (ylhEn)
TakiMag: 10 Attacks Committed by Terrorists Radicalized in the West
http://t.co/lJ0foiPBVk
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 02:55 PM (ZPrif)
*deploys smoke*
*deploys chaff*
*deploys electronic counter-measures*
>>>
All useless against the 16" guns arc of destiny.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 16, 2015 02:55 PM (Mxs5H)
This fuck is gong to get us all killed
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 02:56 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 16, 2015 02:54 PM (DT3rQ)
Absolutely.
Speaking of Gun Thread, where did ours go? Two weekends with no guns?
Dave sick?
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 02:56 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: MTF at January 16, 2015 02:56 PM (6um35)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 16, 2015 02:55 PM (Mxs5H)
*runs back inside the 16" gun firing arc*
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 02:56 PM (GQ8sn)
393 Add 200.....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 02:50 PM (knoK7)
*starts running zig zag pattern*
*deploys smoke*
*deploys chaff*
*deploys electronic counter-measures*
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 02:52 PM (GQ8sn)
The Broadside was designed to destroy everything in a Square Mile... the guns fire a pattern...
Therefore.... broadside... Grid Pattern... Fire for effect...
Posted by: BB Wolf... at January 16, 2015 02:56 PM (qh617)
Besides it's racist to for whitey to presume how best to handle black issues.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2015 02:56 PM (oFCZn)
They would NOT have left them with Nelson Mandela, a commie.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 02:55 PM (0FSuD)
It was never theirs to give. It was an Israeli Bomb all along and under their control
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 02:56 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: John "Live Shot" Kerry at January 16, 2015 02:56 PM (yHHKL)
This fuck is gong to get us all killed
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 02:56 PM (nzKvP)
^^^THIS^^^
And *no one* will be more surprised or disappointed as him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 02:57 PM (FsuaD)
I'd focus on safety, reliability, and HE blast.
Local protection is a matter of being able to cost-effectively deal with whatever crap is going to come at you from second-rate sources. Think quick and cheap AA arty is going to be the best bang for the buck.
A navalized Iron Dome could be interesting, but I think it's as dependent on its sensor network as its missiles and afloat is a much different game (maybe easier, but I'll leave that to the experts) than ashore.
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 02:57 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 02:56 PM (GQ8sn)
Uh.... don't you mean... SWIM????
Posted by: BB Wolf... at January 16, 2015 02:57 PM (qh617)
This dumb fuck really is delusional
====
Obviously, he's never been to Dearborn.
Assimilated? I refer him to the reply previously given by Inigo Montoya.
Posted by: Orville H. at January 16, 2015 02:57 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 02:54 PM (nzKvP)
Ah, one of those shape shifting Jooooo bombs!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 02:57 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 16, 2015 02:57 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2015 02:58 PM (Ae7K+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 02:57 PM (FsuaD)
On the bright side, the Muslims will be happy.
Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 02:58 PM (/Mxso)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 02:58 PM (Bn6aD)
This is all so depressing.....At least this morning Kerry's little clown act with Taylor made me laugh...
It's like this entire administration is one huge, never-ending SNL episode.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 02:52 PM (FsuaD)
-------
No, the administration is actually funny in some instances.
Posted by: 0302 at January 16, 2015 02:58 PM (yHHKL)
The people being attacked are generally not supporters of said Muslim Governors and opposition party(s). Imagine that.
Frequently, these attacks by "the wily insurgents who can't be tracked" are preceded by the local police and army units (controlled by the Governors) evacuating. While Boko Haram exists, it wouldn't have anywhere near the potency it has exhibited without the simmering civil war about to start beneath it.
Posted by: Jean at January 16, 2015 02:58 PM (TETYm)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at January 16, 2015 02:58 PM (M6Vhk)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:59 PM (tPV+t)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2015 02:59 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 02:59 PM (O/7Nt)
Posted by: kj at January 16, 2015 02:59 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: eman at January 16, 2015 02:59 PM (vPwui)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 16, 2015 02:59 PM (OsWis)
Fifty+ years to chew away at the infrastructure of our culture and all of a sudden it starts coming apart at an alarming rate.
Entropic cascade failure - turns out it's not always the utilities that go first.
Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2015 03:00 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: John "Live Shot" Kerry at January 16, 2015 02:56 PM (yHHKL)
"Fifteen bucks, little man, put that money in my hand..."
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 03:00 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2015 03:00 PM (TOk1P)
You mean the part where those voting No get shot in the dark?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 03:00 PM (tPV+t)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 02:59 PM (tPV+t)
and place the CIWs on Manual....
Posted by: BB Wolf... at January 16, 2015 03:00 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Lauren at January 16, 2015 03:00 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 03:00 PM (o+SC1)
Their logic is that 35k people die in car accidents every year in America - so a few dozen or hundred dying a year in terror attacks really isn't that big a deal. We should just get used to it like we got used to 35k ppl dying a year in car crashes.
It's a sick logic, but that is their logic.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 03:00 PM (ZPrif)
someone go to twitter and politely nudge Ace, eh?
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 03:00 PM (Po8Ix)
Davutoglu accuses Netanyahu of murder, claims IDF shelling of Gaza contributing to radicalization trend.
And why Israel still has any relations with these fucks i'll never know. Hey but I think JImmah should move there
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 03:00 PM (nzKvP)
What nation can survive a 50-50 split, Anything and Muslim?
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 02:46 PM (ZPrif)
We either need to jump in with two feet in Africa, let corporations hire mercs to protect any Western interests or GTFO for 50 years so they can sort themselves out. The borders are arbitrary at best, the governments corrupt and the foreign aid corrupting.
Posted by: FDR's Television at January 16, 2015 03:01 PM (ne2fm)
Posted by: Scotty at January 16, 2015 03:01 PM (ZdA3v)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 02:56 PM (nzKvP)
Yeah, I sort of remember that being a tit for tat in that SA let Israel test their bomb in SA waters and SA got some bombs.
Does that sound familiar?
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 03:01 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at January 16, 2015 03:01 PM (M6Vhk)
Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2015 03:01 PM (rGKRU)
Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2015 03:02 PM (Ae7K+)
Does that sound familiar?
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 03:01 PM (0FSuD)
Something like that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 03:02 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 03:02 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: MikeH at January 16, 2015 03:02 PM (ZdA3v)
"Gotta love a religious theocracy blaring its dogmas over loudspeakers as it beheads women in the street."
Coming soon , to a Duke University near you.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 03:02 PM (eeTCA)
Actually I think they developed the bomb with the help of Pakistan scientists.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 16, 2015 03:03 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: MikeH at January 16, 2015 03:02 PM (ZdA3v)
The real question is, when Jews can shapeshift, what can't you blame on them?
Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 03:03 PM (/Mxso)
Racist!
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 03:02 PM (Bn6aD)
Ya skating on black ice, young lady
Posted by: MikeH at January 16, 2015 03:03 PM (ZdA3v)
Of course, lots of Muslim Nigerians are moving South to cause the economy is better in the Christian South.
Same way Muslim nations cleans their territory of non-muslims -- and also send out muslim settlers to colonize the West. They purify their territory while infecting ours.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 03:03 PM (ZPrif)
Turkey did in a roundabout way. They radicalized those poor peaceful Palestinians which in turn radicalized all of the peace loving Mohammedan World...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 03:04 PM (Bn6aD)
Norman Friedman
Naval Institute Press
Good overview of design from 1800's up to Montana class (unbuilt).
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at January 16, 2015 03:05 PM (uPxUo)
Posted by: kj at January 16, 2015 03:05 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 03:05 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Ron Paul (doing my best to tank my son's ambitions) at January 16, 2015 03:05 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 03:05 PM (ZPrif)
It's a sick logic, but that is their logic
====
And all the while they tell us that a few hundred gun deaths each year (and fewer by black rifles) requires a massive overhaul of law, culture, etc.
Their real agenda is betrayed by their selective tolerance for death.
Posted by: Well Said at January 16, 2015 03:06 PM (Xv7f/)
If anyone has a cat or a mouse they would like to armor, this is pretty good;
http://tinyurl.com/ytmw2c
I think I like the DragonCat the best;
http://tinyurl.com/q9dwwac
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at January 16, 2015 03:06 PM (M6Vhk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 03:06 PM (nzKvP)
someone go to twitter and politely nudge Ace, eh?
Do not disturb The Prophet Ace, woe be it to those that dare.
All praise be to his hairy back.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 03:06 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 03:07 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Ron Paul (going to look like Harry Reid after Rand's next visit) at January 16, 2015 03:07 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Costanza
-----------------
That is what is happening in Europe and the UK. It is a slow-growth cancer. The take-over will not be by violence.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 03:07 PM (eeTCA)
*runs back inside the 16" gun firing arc*
You can't do that.
When you're fully out of breath, EC, I recommend a World Class Grovel.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 03:07 PM (JtwS4)
the U.S. are assimilated and feel themselves to be Americans.
This is just laying the groundwork to claim that the real terrorist/extremist threat is rightwing, white, Christian militias. NHS has been saying this for years.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 03:07 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Orville H. at January 16, 2015 02:57 PM (Xv7f/)
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*not available for comment*
Posted by: Beheaded woman in OKC at January 16, 2015 03:08 PM (qbgxo)
Posted by: Donna V. at January 16, 2015 03:08 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Ron Paul (no good Jew-bash should go unrewarded) at January 16, 2015 03:08 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 16, 2015 02:55 PM (Mxs5H)"
I believe that during WW II there was an occasion when a Japanese destroyer was being chased by an Iowa class battleship. Every time the 16 inch guns fired, the destroyer would do a hard turn to one side or the other and by the time the shells arrived a few minutes later, that destroyer was somewhere else.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 03:08 PM (KDbAT)
America - so a few dozen or hundred dying a year in terror attacks
really isn't that big a deal. We should just get used to it like we got
used to 35k ppl dying a year in car crashes.
A couple thousand US homicides committed with firearms, and we have to ban guns. A hundred thousand homicides committed in the name of Mohammed, we just need to give them more free shit.
*spit*
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 03:08 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at January 16, 2015 03:08 PM (SGtBn)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at January 16, 2015 03:09 PM (XO6WW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2015 03:06 PM (nzKvP)
And yet, no evidence of an apology. Surprise.
Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 03:10 PM (/Mxso)
and Cops HAVE been bad mouthing Holder for awhile...
And... how does Holder have the power to kill this program... isn't it authorized by LAW in the first place?
I see what you did there. Like this regime pays any attention to the law amirite?
Posted by: An Observation - I use Silver Bullet gun oil at January 16, 2015 03:10 PM (ylhEn)
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 03:10 PM (o+SC1)
(cough) Excalibur GPS-guided round technology (cough)
Thus: 11 inch shell to over a hundred miles with a circular error probable so small you could spit across it.
No one near a coastline will be inclined to make any trouble.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 03:11 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 03:11 PM (o+SC1)
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Hate to break it to you, but Dreadnought was the name of a ship and not a class of ships.
At least, not in the real world.
And in any event, the USS South Carolina, which was already being built when the Dreadnought was launched, made the Dreadnought obsolete.
Posted by: junior at January 16, 2015 03:12 PM (UWFpX)
I kind of want the gladiator helmet.
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 03:12 PM (ZKzrr)
BTW, the frogs have responded to Kerry's "I'd like to teach the world to sing!" diplomacy:
http://tinyurl.com/m5mx3e4
Posted by: Donna V. at January 16, 2015 03:13 PM (u0lmX)
I chatted for a while with an ultrasmart Israeli engineering Ph.D who had been inside one of their aerospace firms at that time. Had just come to Silicon Valley to consult on some stuff.
Talking about his previous career, I said a few words to him * just to test his reaction, and he smiled a small tight quick smile out of nowhere and then smoothly changed the subject.
(* "Vela double flash".)
Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 03:15 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at January 16, 2015 03:18 PM (M6Vhk)
Some of these people have been socially and economically disadvantaged, which could lead to behavior that, at times, falls below what we would hope for. But is that their fault or ours?
Certainly, vandalism of any type should be discouraged and if some damage occurred to villages those actions should be condemned. So too should taking women allegedly "against their will". Hasn't history taught us to wait until all the facts are in on something like this?
Our main concern now should be that all the negative reporting doesn't endanger the vast majority of peaceful and law-abiding Boko Haram members.
Posted by: jwest at January 16, 2015 03:19 PM (vwlGK)
Do you have a guinea pig or something that can wear it?
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at January 16, 2015 03:19 PM (M6Vhk)
Posted by: Josh Earnest at January 16, 2015 03:25 PM (yHHKL)
Posted by: Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman at January 16, 2015 03:26 PM (Q52VH)
@383 - pretty much anything you can pump out of the 16in would go far
enough to clear out the coast 30 miles inland. If you're off Somalia
those guys on the speedboats have to realize their stashes, homes, and
families have just been incinerated, my guess is they're zigzagging into
the distance in a hell of a hurry.
I'd focus on safety, reliability, and HE blast.
Local protection is a matter of being able to cost-effectively deal
with whatever crap is going to come at you from second-rate sources.
Think quick and cheap AA arty is going to be the best bang for the buck.
A navalized Iron Dome could be interesting, but I think it's as
dependent on its sensor network as its missiles and afloat is a much
different game (maybe easier, but I'll leave that to the experts) than
ashore.
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 02:57 PM (o+SC1)"
One of the things I have often wondered about is whether you could make an effective AAA using the 16 inch guns loaded with beehive rounds. The rate of fire for the 16 inch guns is definitely slow for AAA but beehive will send out a cone shaped pattern which will be effective for hundreds of yards. If the guns are slaved to something like a CICS radar and computer, they could start engaging aircraft and cruise missiles miles out before they come within range of the CICS.
Rather than the Iron Dome, I would think that SM 3 missiles are already designed to protect ships from aircraft and missiles.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 03:28 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2015 03:38 PM (go5uR)
"If you want range from artillery, revive the subcaliber sabot research
program that was being done for the 16 inch rifles before all the Iowa
class ships were decommissioned. I believed that they were firing 13
inch shells from the 16 inch guns and they were working to test 11 inch
shells from the 16 inch guns to a range of over a hundred miles."
(cough) Excalibur GPS-guided round technology (cough)
Thus: 11 inch shell to over a hundred miles with a circular error probable so small you could spit across it.
No one near a coastline will be inclined to make any trouble.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 16, 2015 03:11 PM (noWW6)"
How much does the Excalibur cost? How many are in the inventory? The Excalibur is useful when you know where your high value target is. Subcaliber rounds are the way to go when you want to stand off 50 miles from shore and turn a zip code 50 miles inland into a smoking wasteland.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 03:38 PM (KDbAT)
*runs*
Waitaminute, just how far am I from Lake Michigan.
Yikes, 15 miles straight line.
Maybe the shiny casino will distract her.
Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2015 03:38 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: FCF at January 16, 2015 03:40 PM (kejii)
No, my good friend Bill Ayers says we only have to kill 30 million or so.
Posted by: President Ten Putt at January 16, 2015 03:45 PM (ylhEn)
endanger the vast majority of peaceful and law-abiding Boko Haram
members.
As Charles Manson is fond of pointing out, he never killed anyone.
Posted by: An Observation - I use Silver Bullet gun oil at January 16, 2015 03:50 PM (ylhEn)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 16, 2015 03:53 PM (OsWis)
rambunctious and overstepped the bounds of good taste, but I don't know
if we should paint the entire tribe with such a wide brush.
Some of these people have been socially and economically
disadvantaged, which could lead to behavior that, at times, falls below
what we would hope for. But is that their fault or ours?
Certainly, vandalism of any type should be discouraged and if some
damage occurred to villages those actions should be condemned. So too
should taking women allegedly "against their will". Hasn't history
taught us to wait until all the facts are in on something like this?
Our main concern now should be that all the negative reporting
doesn't endanger the vast majority of peaceful and law-abiding Boko
Haram members.
Posted by: jwest at January 16, 2015 03:19 PM (vwlGK)
Nailed it!
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