Saudi Arabia Gives Blogger One Week Respite So That His Whipping Wounds Can Heal; Saudi Arabia Decapitates Woman In the Middle of the Street in Mecca

Well. The world's foremost and only Great Religion is up to its typical Great Doings this week.

A Saudi blogger had been sentenced to 1000 lashes of the whip for saying something critical about the country's religious-maniac leadership. The whippings were to be delivered at a rate of 50 per week, because more than that could result in death, and Allah has merely decreed that someone should be in aching misery for 20 weeks for writing a sentence with some words.

He was sentenced in May to 10 years in prison and 1,000 lashes for criticizing Saudi Arabia's powerful clerics and ridiculing the country's morality police on a liberal blog he founded. The Jiddah Criminal Court also ordered he pay a fine of 1 million Saudi riyals, or about $266,000.

Well that certainly sounds like something the evil priests of "Great Religion" order as a punishment, to protect their (ahem) dignity.

The course of lashings has been delayed for hone week, because Saudi medicine, get this, has not succeeded in healing the furious wounds from last week's whippings.

Oh by the way we should really give a fuck about the CIA "torture" report.

Meanwhile, video is circulating of a woman being beheaded in the middle of the street in Mecca.

Here's a partial translation of that.

Ces images, tournées discrètement, montrent l’exécution en public d’une femme dans les rue de la Mecque, lundi. Retirée de YouTube, la vidéo continue de circuler sur d’autres sites. France 24 a décidé de n’en publier que des captures d’écran.
These images, taken covertly, show the public execution of woman in the streets of Mecca, Monday...
Laila Bint Abdul Muttalib Basim, a Burmese, lives in Saudi Arabia. The courts of the country judged her guilty of having sexually abused her granddaughter of 7 years and of having killed her.

Granted, those are serious charges, but forgive me for doubting Saudi justice when it comes to women, sex, or justice.

Anyway, check out the sweet words of this Great Religion blared over the loudspeakers.

In the video, we can see several police holding her on the ground in the middle of the street. She claims her innocence and screams that this is an injustice at the end. A man strikes her three times in the neck with a scimitar. The screams of the woman stop at the first blow.
Then, a voice rises from a loudspeaker: "Announcement of the Minister of the Interior..." Then the voice repeats the versus of the Koran: "The punishment for those who make war on Allah and his messenger, and those who offend them with all their might, seeding discord over the earth, will be decapitated or will have their hands and feet severed."

Gotta love a religious theocracy blaring its dogmas over loudspeakers as it beheads women in the street.

Posted by: Ace at 12:37 PM

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1 oneish?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 12:37 PM (eeTCA)

2 I feel slanted today

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 12:37 PM (eeTCA)

3 First? Or first wearing pants?

Posted by: fly gal at January 16, 2015 12:38 PM (8TdcF)

4 I thought my old man was rough with the belt. Glad his name wasn't Achmed.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 12:38 PM (eeTCA)

5 Who does John Kerry send for this?

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at January 16, 2015 12:38 PM (RJMhd)

6 Our resident trollbot will presumably note the rightward tilt in this blog.

Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 12:38 PM (o+SC1)

7 I hope they put up traffic cones.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2015 12:39 PM (8ZskC)

8 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 12:39 PM (O/7Nt)

9 Youse guys prejudiced against Italics?

Posted by: Tommy DeVito at January 16, 2015 12:39 PM (GrXXa)

10 I nominate B. J. Thomas to sing "Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Head" to show solidarity with the decapitated woman.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 16, 2015 12:39 PM (/Ho8c)

11 how is that ok and enhanced interrogation torture

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 12:39 PM (zOTsN)

12 A Saudi blogger had been sentenced to 1000 lashes of the whip for saying something mildly irreverent about the pagan god Allah.

They. Are. Animals.
No mention of rum or sodomy.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 12:40 PM (O/7Nt)

13 So wait.. did this happen in Saudi Arabia or Italy?

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at January 16, 2015 12:40 PM (X7MMs)

14 ITALICS !!

eleventy

Posted by: Name: * at January 16, 2015 12:40 PM (q+zA9)

15 It's just so hard to understand why many Muslims are unable to integrate with western society, isn't it?

Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 12:40 PM (/Mxso)

16 #GiveUsBackOurNoggin

Posted by: Jen Psaki at January 16, 2015 12:41 PM (8ZskC)

17 Send Austin Powers to do a "don't lose your head" bit.

Posted by: FDR's Television at January 16, 2015 12:41 PM (ne2fm)

18 remind me of how awful it is to have a prisoner photographed in his underwear

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 12:41 PM (zOTsN)

19 I feel there's a better than 50% chance that Mecca gets nuked in my lifetime.

Bastards.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 16, 2015 12:41 PM (wtvvX)

20 'Tis a peaceful religion.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 12:41 PM (2Ojst)

21 Why did this happen in the street? Was she even arrested first, was she even present in the trial - if there was a trial?

This seems no different than roving lynch mobs acting as judge and jury.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 12:41 PM (ABcz/)

22 Bonk, bonk, bonk on the pavement.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2015 12:41 PM (8ZskC)

23 What? 7 is too early??? I have to wait to 9?

Uh... it wasn't me... must have been....

my Mother in Law.... yeah... that's it.... SHE did it...

And since my word is worth TWICE what hers is...

Posted by: Saudi Man's testimony in Sharia Court at January 16, 2015 12:41 PM (qh617)

24 Gotta love a religious theocracy blaring its dogmas over loudspeakers as it beheads women in the street.
___
You know I think it is important that we address the real issues that affect women in this world.

So instead of this crap let's talk about the guy manspreading on the subway that didn't give up his seat for me.

When will equality be reached and I'll have a guaranteed seat?!?!

Posted by: Some western feminist at January 16, 2015 12:41 PM (78TbK)

25 how humiliating it is for them to have to talk to female US personnel

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 12:41 PM (zOTsN)

26 honed?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 16, 2015 12:42 PM (3CiXB)

27 Frack it all to hell!

Saudi Arabia is making our War on Women look tame. We've got to step it up.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 16, 2015 12:42 PM (AC0lD)

28 3 Stooges would be wanted men.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 12:42 PM (eeTCA)

29 A man strikes her three times in the neck with a scimitar. The screams of the woman stop at the first blow.

Then, a voice rises from a loudspeaker:
"Announcement of the Minister of the Interior..."

"She is innocent! Paise allah!"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 12:42 PM (O/7Nt)

30 This is Islam, jihad style.

bit.ly/14Jk3sJ

Posted by: MTF at January 16, 2015 12:42 PM (6um35)

31 Joni Ernst is only 44yo

Posted by: Name: * at January 16, 2015 12:42 PM (q+zA9)

32 Our head... in the middle of the street
Our head... in the middle of the road

Posted by: the lopping heads at January 16, 2015 12:42 PM (L6/+u)

33 we have located the war on women

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 12:42 PM (zOTsN)

34 Code Pink to hold protests over this in 1,000,000,000, 999,999,999, 999,999,998,.....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 16, 2015 12:42 PM (wtvvX)

35 Our resident trollbot will presumably note the rightward tilt in this blog.

Considering every dope around feels compelled to make tedious jokes on formatting errors, that doesn't narrow it down a whole lot.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 16, 2015 12:42 PM (PMGbu)

36 WHO IS HONE?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 16, 2015 12:42 PM (3CiXB)

37 Hmmm....

Devo?

Posted by: John Kerry at January 16, 2015 12:42 PM (RJMhd)

38 @11 - because We are Us and They are Them.

The left wants their free sex 'reassignment' surgery within 100 miles of metro US, but knows little about what's beyond that perimeter and cares nothing about it.

Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 12:42 PM (o+SC1)

39 Remember, we must all be respectful of 6th Century barbarians. B/c, cultural equivalence, and stuff.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 16, 2015 12:43 PM (/Ho8c)

40 Laila Bint Abdul Muttalib Basim, a Burmese, lives in Saudi Arabia. The courts of the country judged her guilty of having sexually abused her granddaughter of 7 years and of having killed her.

Granted, those are serious charges, but forgive me for doubting Saudi justice when it comes to women, sex, or justice.

****

Word. Wishin' we could decapitate some child molesters around these parts though....

Posted by: Sambo at January 16, 2015 12:43 PM (0Txm0)

41 The courts of the country judged her guilty of having sexually abused her granddaughter of 7 years and of having killed her.
___
Wow, these guys are totes repressive n' stuff.

Why do they have to hate on, like nonheteronormative family, uh, relations?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 16, 2015 12:43 PM (78TbK)

42 I feel there's a better than 50% chance that Mecca gets nuked in my lifetime.

Bastards.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 16, 2015 12:41 PM (wtvvX)

Don't tease me like that

Posted by: Secundus at January 16, 2015 12:43 PM (21uBy)

43 Saw one of those merciful peaceful Mohammedans shoot a Woman in the head because they accused her of Adultery.. Gateway pundit had it. To them when a Husband gets annoyed with one of his wives they just accuse them of Adultery and they are rid of them..

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 12:43 PM (Bn6aD)

44
When will equality be reached and I'll have a guaranteed seat?!?!
Posted by: Some western feminist at January 16, 2015 12:41 PM (78TbK)

1) When you shut your pie hole
2) Make me a sammich
c) bring me said sammich and a cold beer

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 12:44 PM (eeTCA)

45 Yea, and remember, there's a big difference between the savages that do this form of Islam and the savages that blow up innocent people.

Doesn't have anything to do with the Koran, just millions of "lone wolves" hijacking a religion of peace.

Posted by: McAdams at January 16, 2015 12:44 PM (KKucC)

46 @13 - Saudi Arabia, for now.

Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 12:44 PM (o+SC1)

47 ok, i detest sharia. but in this case the Woman the crime fits the punishment. She tortured her and Killed her.

lashing for being irreverant? No

Posted by: willow-channeling yeah old hippy days at January 16, 2015 12:44 PM (nqBYe)

48 Yeah, really if you sexually assault and kill a little kid you deserve to die IMHO. But you deserve a trial. The method should not be decapitation in the street. And I don't for a second believe the Saudis. Arabs are big racists too. That woman was most definitely a second class citizen in Saudi Arabia. Probably not even considered a citizen actually.

Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2015 12:44 PM (zt+N6)

49 I thought my old man was rough with the belt. Glad his name wasn't Achmed.
***
Heck, Leviathan will take your kids away now if you spank them with a belt.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2015 12:44 PM (78TbK)

50 Let's not forget the new ISIS video showing them dragging two homosexuals to the top of a building and throwing them off. Because homosexuality is not allowed.

Tell me again why anyone should care about a lilly white Oscars again?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 12:44 PM (ABcz/)

51 I swear, sometimes genocide is your friend.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2015 12:44 PM (FMbng)

52 19 I feel there's a better than 50% chance that Mecca gets nuked in my lifetime.

Bastards.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 16, 2015 12:41 PM (wtvvX)

They will do it to themselves...

Because part of the Myth is that two holy cities must be destroyed in Fire, before the coming of the final Imam...

Other may very well be Jerusalem... the Temple Mount... which they now claim as a Holy City even though Moh never went there...

Some Mohamedens believe in helping Prophecy along...

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 16, 2015 12:44 PM (qh617)

53 19,

There you go, getting people's hopes up.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 16, 2015 12:44 PM (OsWis)

54 I'm going to guess that we all assume the person who actually raped and killed the 7 year old was the woman's husband or other male relative, right?

Not to join the war on men, it's just that would be in keeping with Saudi's, hmm, let's say interesting take on a justice system.

Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 12:44 PM (mf5HN)

55 "An evangelical Christian might give you a headache, but a Muslim will cut your head off." Or words to that effect.

Posted by: fly gal at January 16, 2015 12:44 PM (8TdcF)

56 Amazing.

Posted by: Chris Hayes at January 16, 2015 12:45 PM (Ks4nX)

57
why are we taking their word for it that she sexually abused the kid and killed her

because of their reputation for fairness and justice?

it could have been that daddy raped and killed her and got rid of him annoying mother in law to boot

we cannot take their word on any of this

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 12:45 PM (zOTsN)

58 The religion of pieces.

Parking. Lot. Turn it all to glass. The entire Middle East.
Somehow, protect Israel, but bomb the rest of them into the eighth century.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 16, 2015 12:45 PM (0WoNT)

59 Saw one of those merciful peaceful Mohammedans
shoot a Woman in the head because they accused her of Adultery.. Gateway
pundit had it. To them when a Husband gets annoyed with one of his
wives they just accuse them of Adultery and they are rid of them..

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again
-----
Sounds cheaper and less painful than a lawyer.

Posted by: Penfold at January 16, 2015 12:45 PM (Fbt5B)

60 Although I agree that this incident is abhorrent it's important we not paint too broad a brush when talking about one of the world's Great Religions, Islam. There's also little benefit gained from needlessly insulting the Prophet Muhammad. Especially when we have our own Jesus freaks and crazies in the far Right to deal with, right here in America.

This really concerns me.

Posted by: Ron "Funkmaster" Fournier at January 16, 2015 12:46 PM (ZPrif)

61 To them when a Husband gets annoyed with one of his wives they just accuse them of Adultery and they are rid of them..

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 12:43 PM (Bn6aD)

I don't see the problem here.

Posted by: Henry VIII at January 16, 2015 12:46 PM (/Mxso)

62 Let's not forget the new ISIS video showing them dragging two
homosexuals to the top of a building and throwing them off. Because
homosexuality is not allowed.
___
We have no homosexuals in the muslim world!

Posted by: The left's best friend, President Dinner Jacket at January 16, 2015 12:46 PM (78TbK)

63 They stoned a woman in Iraq this week for adultry,

pics are ugly

Posted by: Name: * at January 16, 2015 12:46 PM (q+zA9)

64 Gotta love a religious theocracy blaring its dogmas over loudspeakers as it beheads women in the street.

Just like the Bush years, really. O.o

OT, Andre Carson getting the terrorism intel. http://is.gd/OGIPCO

Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 12:46 PM (ZKzrr)

65 But was it beheading beheading?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2015 12:46 PM (SNs7J)

66 ok, i detest sharia. but in this case the Woman the crime fits the punishment. She tortured her and Killed her.

Provided the charge was legit. This being Saudi Arabia, my skepticism knows no bounds.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 16, 2015 12:46 PM (DT3rQ)

67 Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2015 12:44 PM (zt+N6)

i didn't realize she didn't recieve a trial.

perhaps Buzzion is right.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 12:46 PM (nqBYe)

68 I'm sure NOW is furiously writing a letter of outrage to the Saudi king over this. Not.

Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 12:46 PM (xWW96)

69 I nominate #16 for early thread winner

Posted by: Infidel at January 16, 2015 12:46 PM (Z1SI2)

70 In other news from the lands of Peace and Justice.

2 Men thrown off building after being convicted as gay.

http://tinyurl.com/ls9r4wd

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 16, 2015 12:46 PM (Mxs5H)

71 'member when the Left was alarmed that theocracy would descend on America? 'member when the Left gave a shit when it actually exists outside America?

Also, #hone

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 16, 2015 12:47 PM (3CiXB)

72 I am worried there may be a backlash. You know, these POC's with their wacky religions would be no where without a brave SJW to stand up for them. The poor dears have no agency after all and are just responding to provocations from dead white men and soon to be old, dead white men who should just die and let the USA be meximolia'd.

signed, xxoo

#douchebarrel girl, eating second lunch.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 16, 2015 12:47 PM (hg4ZW)

73 @41 - *if* that were factually true *then* I might endorse the result if not the method.

We are talking here, though, about Saudi Arabia, and a woman who's not native Gulf Arab. The odds that she'd get anything resembling a fair trial are pretty goddamn thin.

Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 12:47 PM (o+SC1)

74
girl was 7 right?

maybe she was ritually circumcised and died of infection

we have no clue

these same people say jews make Matzo with baby blood

why would I believe anything they say

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 12:48 PM (zOTsN)

75 Parking. Lot. Turn it all to glass. The entire Middle East.
Somehow, protect Israel, but bomb the rest of them into the eighth century.

My definition of victory: Pork slaughterhouse in Mecca and a WalMart Supercenter on Haymarket Square.

...because I'm a bastard like that.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 16, 2015 12:48 PM (DT3rQ)

76 Dude, Mecca has nothing to do with islam.

Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2015 12:48 PM (MNq6o)

77 Not to join the war on men, it's just that would be in keeping with Saudi's, hmm, let's say interesting take on a justice system.
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 12:44 PM (mf5HN)

Yeah, pretty much. Maybe she did, but the Saudi's horror show of a justice system makes verdict they hand down suspect.

Posted by: Secundus at January 16, 2015 12:48 PM (21uBy)

78 perhaps Buzzion is right.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 12:46 PM (nqBYe)

Now, now, let's not get crazy here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 16, 2015 12:48 PM (da5Wo)

79 The Paulbots will say this is a false flag operation. SSJ (shape-shifting Jewish person) changed into a Saudi and self-decapitated.

I'm not sure I buy the SSJ argument. Any red-blooded person that was an SSJ wouldn't bother with this type of triviality, they'd shape-shift into Kate Upton and spend the rest of eternity touching themselves in an impure manner.

Posted by: duke at January 16, 2015 12:48 PM (ChY2Q)

80 Here's why he needed that respite:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5aa_1319800677

They want to do to this to him every week for almost half a year. Think he will live? I don't. For thinking critically, using reason and logic, and having a conscience. Thngs not allowed or tolerated in Islam!

Posted by: Stephanie at January 16, 2015 12:48 PM (sF0CB)

81 Just like the Bush years, really. O.o
***
It was rather fascinating to see that when Bush applied some pressure on the Saudis to reform their medieval ways that the State Media did the Saudi's dirty work in attacking the president.

For example, Joe Wilson IV was working for a Saudi think tank when his wife got him sent to west Africa.

Isn't it rather odd the media, always interested in who might be Jewish, was never interested in who Mr Wilson was working for?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2015 12:49 PM (78TbK)

82 Somehow, protect Israel, but bomb the rest of them into the eighth century.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 16, 2015 12:45 PM (0WoNT)

Since they currently act like they're in the 6th century, sounds like an upgrade!

Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 12:49 PM (/Mxso)

83 Sorry to go semi O/T: French Cultural Center in Niger Set on Fire by Muzzies protesting Charlie Hebdo Mo Cartoons

http://bit.ly/17PY31g

Weasel Zippers

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 12:49 PM (O/7Nt)

84
What difference, at this point, does it make?1?1!!?1!!??

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 16, 2015 12:49 PM (HSmrB)

85
I guess the fact that no Jews are allowed in the KSA is a good thing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 12:50 PM (CMkNk)

86 she is Burmese? for all we know her employer raped and killed the girl and blamed it on her. They treat foreigners like slaves

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 12:50 PM (zOTsN)

87 We are talking here, though, about Saudi Arabia, and a woman who's not native Gulf Arab. The odds that she'd get anything resembling a fair trial are pretty goddamn thin.

Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 12:47 PM (o+SC1)

Are we assuming that she had anything that we would recognize as a trial? Because I'm going with no.

Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 12:50 PM (mf5HN)

88
67 Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2015 12:44 PM (zt+N6) i didn't realize she didn't recieve a trial. perhaps Buzzion is right.
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 12:46 PM (nqBYe)

Well they say the courts judge her guilty. But I don't trust a judicial system where the statute of proof for rape is that three muslim had to have witnessed it, and if they didn't well then you're a whore and need to be stoned.

Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2015 12:50 PM (zt+N6)

89 I know this gets messy with different conservative factions, but I for one would gladly trade an oil import tax for say a cut in the income tax to strangle the Middle East.

The fact that every American President has to bow to Saudi Arabia (some literally) is absurd.

We shouldn't sit by and let Saudi Arabia destroy our energy industry. Anyone with half a brain can see they are trying to put American oil out of business so they can still call the shots.

Posted by: McAdams at January 16, 2015 12:50 PM (KKucC)

90 fgoodness sake, i had forgotten they don't do court and juries of your peers!

i know, i need to go something to redeem myself.

cleaning up dog doo in the backyard.
bbl.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 12:50 PM (nqBYe)

91 I guess the fact that no Jews are allowed in the KSA is a good thing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 12:50 PM (CMkNk)

Bibles either

Posted by: Name: * at January 16, 2015 12:50 PM (q+zA9)

92 The funny thing is how overwhelmingly feminine Arab men are. You would think the women could hammer the pussies.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 12:50 PM (oDCMR)

93 @79 - That wasn't ISIS, it was Jew homosexuals tossing their lovers off the building to avoid being found out as gay.

Posted by: Ron Paul (I can't be as embarrassing as John Kerry today, but I can try) at January 16, 2015 12:51 PM (o+SC1)

94 Mecca has nothing to do with islam.
***
Well, the Kabba was the religious worship site of the moon god Al-lah before Islam was invented so...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2015 12:51 PM (78TbK)

95 Provided the charge was legit. This being Saudi Arabia, my skepticism knows no bounds.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 16, 2015 12:46 PM (DT3rQ)

Yeah.... because with a Woman's testimony being worth Half of what a Man's is...

and Lena Dunham type sexual abuse of minors NOT being very prevalent...

I can see a whole bunch of scenarios where this goes hinky...

Posted by: Not Sherlock Holmes, but I watched his moive in a Holiday Inn at January 16, 2015 12:51 PM (qh617)

96 In other words another day in Saudi Arabia, there could be a very black comedy on the whole kingdom - A Head a Day but Don't Spare the Lashes.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 12:51 PM (tPV+t)

97 but bomb the rest of them into the eighth century.

Posted by: shredded chi

Done! Don't even have to launch any planes.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 16, 2015 12:51 PM (/Ho8c)

98 *waves to chi*

I thought they were already in the 7th century.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 16, 2015 12:51 PM (OsWis)

99 Dude, Mecca has nothing to do with islam.

Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2015 12:48 PM (MNq6o)

You forgot to close that sarc tag...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 16, 2015 12:52 PM (6fyGz)

100 And we've just received word from Maria Harf that Sec. of State John Kerry will be visiting Saudi Arabia. In a show of goodwill he will be accompanied by Axl Rose who is set to perform "Sweet Child of Mine" and "Used to Love Her."

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 12:52 PM (ABcz/)

101 Here's the trial she probably got:

"Who says she did it?"

"Me."

"Me."

"Me too."

*bangs gavel* "Sounds good. Kill her."

Posted by: Secundus at January 16, 2015 12:52 PM (21uBy)

102 Buzzion, when you're right, you're right.

bl

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 12:52 PM (nqBYe)

103 We all need to focus on important matters, such as frats evading just punishment for things that their betters have decided to visit upon them, and over the amount of painkillers given during a state sanctioned murder (totally unlike DrGosnell performing his good deeds)of someone who invades a home, robs it, passes around a woman like meat, and then shoots the husband.
Don't get me wrong; my focus is clear. What concerns me here is the lack of painkillers. Not the woman or the husband.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstien from the Peoples Republic of Vermont at January 16, 2015 12:52 PM (Spluw)

104 This is no different than the world the Teabaggers want for us, you know.

Posted by: Insert MSNBC Personality Here at January 16, 2015 12:52 PM (WKNX4)

105 92 The funny thing is how overwhelmingly feminine Arab men are. You would think the women could hammer the pussies.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 12:50 PM (oDCMR)

That's why they work so hard to keep them down...

Because if they ever start to get up.... those wimps won't be able to stop them....

Posted by: Not Sherlock Holmes, but I watched his moive in a Holiday Inn at January 16, 2015 12:52 PM (qh617)

106 Whip it good.

Posted by: Devo at January 16, 2015 12:52 PM (W5DcG)

107 A real god can handle a little dissent, thankyouverymuch.

Posted by: joncelli at January 16, 2015 12:52 PM (RD7QR)

108
I'm a bit confused. It was ok for mohammad to do this, thought it is rumored there was a wedding before the sex, so is it that:
1. the defendant was a woman, not a man?
2. the victim was 7 instead of 9?
3. the sex was homosexual?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2015 12:52 PM (SNs7J)

109 You would be amazed at the number of women falling from tall buildings in the Arab world. Clearly southern white Frat boys and their mischievous hazing ceremonies.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 12:53 PM (oDCMR)

110
Since they currently act like they're in the 6th century, sounds like an upgrade!

Posted by: Heralder
------------------
Exactly my point. (Actually, I was giving them credit for at least being seventh century savages)

Posted by: shredded chi at January 16, 2015 12:53 PM (0WoNT)

111 92 The funny thing is how overwhelmingly feminine Arab men are. You would think the women could hammer the pussies.
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 12:50 PM

From a cultural standpoint, Middle Eastern men have SERIOUS latency issues as well feelings of inadequacy and failure. Hence the violence against women and homos.

Look at J. Edgar Hoover - a raging closet queen and yet who did he go after with a vengeance? Homos.

Same thing with Islam. Boy fuckers and goat fuckers. Women get their clits cut out.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 12:53 PM (CMkNk)

112 5 Who does John Kerry send for this?

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at January 16, 2015 12:38 PM (RJMhd)

Cue up James Taylor.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 16, 2015 12:53 PM (oKE6c)

113 "Why Don't We Do It In The Road", by Crosby, Stills, Nash

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 16, 2015 12:53 PM (l3vZN)

114 You would be amazed at the number of women falling from tall buildings in the Arab world.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 12:53 PM (oDCMR)

sweden too

Posted by: Name: * at January 16, 2015 12:53 PM (q+zA9)

115 "meximolia'd"

Don't know what that means, but it's sure a cool sounding word.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 16, 2015 12:54 PM (go6ud)

116 100,

What's sad (and scary) is that I full expect to read a headline like that in the near future.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 16, 2015 12:54 PM (OsWis)

117 What the hell is wrong with people? How does a "religion" such as this garner an iota of respect? Why must we pretend to even acknowledge it as anything other than a demonic cult?

Posted by: navybrat at January 16, 2015 12:54 PM (JgC5a)

118 @87 - I'm sure there was a trial. A judge and three guys pointing at her - how do you say "j'accuse!" in Arabic?

Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 12:54 PM (o+SC1)

119
Talking Heads to Headline Saudi Arabia.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 12:55 PM (CMkNk)

120 What the hell is wrong with people? How does a "religion" such as this garner an iota of respect?
___
Cuz if you don't respect 'em they'll kill you.

LOL.

You silly bitterclingers will never learn.

Posted by: The Left at January 16, 2015 12:55 PM (78TbK)

121 The beheading was mostly peaceful.

Posted by: MJSNBC at January 16, 2015 12:55 PM (oari7)

122 Don't worry, when Jeb is CiC he'll straighten this out.

BTW Did Barry ever pay back that Saudi Prince for the tuition and travel expenses to Pakistan back in college? Just wondering.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something Hail SMOD mini-me 1/26/15 at January 16, 2015 12:55 PM (bykzK)

123 ISIS shot a woman in the head for 'adultery'
which in Islam is just looking at a man's eyes or something

http://tinyurl.com/q8qgsjb

Posted by: McCool at January 16, 2015 12:55 PM (nCSwS)

124 "Diversity is our strength."

Repeat it like you are uttering a prayer, it'll make the bad thoughts go away.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rant Responsibly at the Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2015 12:55 PM (hLRSq)

125 118 @87 - I'm sure there was a trial. A judge and three guys pointing at her - how do you say "j'accuse!" in Arabic?

Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 12:54 PM (o+SC1)

(**final shot of Donald Sutherland from the remake of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers"**)

"JOOOOO!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 12:56 PM (CMkNk)

126 The sound of women being beheaded is the sweetest sound on Earth....

//Bronco Bama

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 16, 2015 12:56 PM (uEhxS)

127 Whatever Ace.

I heard that a woman in Kansas had to pay $6 for her birth control pills last week. That is true injustice.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 16, 2015 12:56 PM (0LHZx)

128 What the hell is wrong with people? How does a "religion" such as this garner an iota of respect? Why must we pretend to even acknowledge it as anything other than a demonic cult?
Posted by: navybrat at January 16, 2015 12:54 PM (JgC5a)

Oh come on. This is just a teeny tiny percentage of the 1.6 billion followers. Just like the Westboro Baptists.

Posted by: MSNBC at January 16, 2015 12:57 PM (W5DcG)

129 I head Duke was going to introduce whippings as part of the campus tribunal system.

You know, to make sure it is an inclusive, tolerant and welcoming campus.

Posted by: blaster at January 16, 2015 12:57 PM (Rx8ML)

130 In a show of goodwill he will be accompanied by Axl Rose who is set to perform "Sweet Child of Mine" and "Used to Love Her."

ISWYDT. Nice.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 12:57 PM (ZKzrr)

131 she is Burmese? for all we know her employer raped and killed the girl and blamed it on her. They treat foreigners like slaves

THAT is exactly what I would assume until I see real proof otherwise.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 16, 2015 12:57 PM (NaeCR)

132 Apropos of nothing I suppose, it's naptime for GGE. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 16, 2015 12:57 PM (6fyGz)

133 I'll solve this problem with guns! My guns. You may not have any.

Posted by: LIAM NEESON! at January 16, 2015 12:57 PM (5voqw)

134 126 The sound of women being beheaded is the sweetest sound on Earth....

//Bronco Bama
Posted by: Sven10077 at January 16, 2015 12:56 PM (uEhxS)

Women? Head? Yes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 12:57 PM (CMkNk)

135 Call James...

see if he can come to Saudi and do 'Cat's in the Cradle' for us...

Posted by: John Kerry at January 16, 2015 12:57 PM (qh617)

136 Who does John Kerry send for this?

-
Somebody to do a cover of Why Don't We Do It In the Road?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 12:57 PM (XUKZU)

137 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 12:51 PM

*waves at Anna Puma*

Finally got around to viewing that pic you posted. Nice. And I'm pretty sure my work firewall is gay. I'm just sayin'...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 12:57 PM (knoK7)

138 I heard that a woman in Kansas had to pay $6 for her birth control pills last week. That is true injustice.

Works every time.

Posted by: DNC at January 16, 2015 12:58 PM (W5DcG)

139
Axl Rose who is set to perform "Sweet Child of Mine" and "Used to Love Her."
*******

Too soon.

damn I hate these motherfuckers.

Posted by: Lea hates Peppa Pig but will watch it for freedom (not really) at January 16, 2015 12:58 PM (lIU4e)

140 Look at J. Edgar Hoover - a raging closet queen and yet who did he go after with a vengeance? Homos.

--

There's actually no evidence Hoover was gay or dressed up in women's clothing.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 12:59 PM (ZPrif)

141 all kinds of stories on the web about connected Saudis keeping Burmese as slaves. Actual slaves

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 12:59 PM (zOTsN)

142 URGENT UPDATE!!!:

Kerry to visit Belgium. May send for Cat Stevens.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something Hail SMOD mini-me 1/26/15 at January 16, 2015 12:59 PM (bykzK)

143 Click name for Big Boob Friday at the Hostages.

PBUB.

Posted by: MJ at January 16, 2015 12:59 PM (oari7)

144 Will Duke let muslims throw gays off the chapel tower to make them feel good?

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 12:59 PM (oDCMR)

145 Where do you get one of them scimitar things anyway?

Posted by: Ike Turner at January 16, 2015 12:59 PM (8ZskC)

146 From a cultural standpoint, Middle Eastern men have SERIOUS latency
issues as well richly warranted feelings of inadequacy and failure.

At least they're paying attention.

Look at J. Edgar Hoover - a raging closet queen and yet who did he go after with a vengeance? Homos.

The rumors about Hoover cross-dressing etc. were planted in a Third World newspaper (in India, IIRC) by the KGB, which laughed its collective ass off when they became received truth. It's of a piece with the now received truth among some blacks that AIDS and the crack epidemic were engineered by the CIA to hold them down - another piece of KGB disinformation.

Again, IIRC, Harvey Klehr addresses this matter in one of his books, which are based on his inspection of KGB files (during the period when that was allowed).

Whether Hoover was a fruit or not I don't know, but given his personal life, he probably was. The rest has to be considered a smear at this point.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 16, 2015 01:00 PM (oKE6c)

147 Oh come on. This is just a teeny tiny percentage of the 1.6 billion followers. Just like the Westboro Baptists.
Posted by: MSNBC at January 16, 2015 12:57 PM (W5DcG)

If one-tenth of one percent of... People who follow that religion... are radical jihadists, that's 1.6 million people. That's a hell of a lot of homicidal maniacs.

Posted by: Secundus at January 16, 2015 01:00 PM (21uBy)

148 140 There's actually no evidence Hoover was gay or dressed up in women's clothing.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 12:59 PM (ZPrif)

Sure. And Clyde Tolson was merely a boarder in his house.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:00 PM (CMkNk)

149
OT
The B-52 bomber is now in service 60 years. A rather impressive feat for an airframe.

Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 01:00 PM (xWW96)

150 "... Mecca, their city, was a prosperous trading station in a barren valley, some fifty miles inland from the Red Sea. In its center stood a perfectly square hut, known as the Kaaba, the 'Cube,' containing an image of the patron god, Hubal ..."

pg 425. The Masks of God: Occidental Mythology. Joseph Campbell. Penguin Books. 1976.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 01:00 PM (tPV+t)

151 *waves back at SMFH*

Re: seventh century goatrapers - great minds think alike, I guess.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 16, 2015 01:00 PM (0WoNT)

152 Dude, Mecca has nothing to do with islam.
Posted by: Dang

You forgot to close that sarc tag...

Posted by: GGE

Looks pretty well-marked from here.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 16, 2015 01:00 PM (3CiXB)

153 You shouldn't eat anything with a face. It's a sin, you know.
You're welcome.

DRUDGE REPORT @DRUDGE_REPORT
Price of Meat, Chicken, Fish, and Eggs Hits Record High...

Posted by: Progressive Trash Ruling Class at January 16, 2015 01:00 PM (ZPrif)

154 At the very least the woman doesn't have to spend another day of misery in that muzzie shithole.

Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2015 01:00 PM (dO8Fp)

155 141 all kinds of stories on the web about connected Saudis keeping Burmese as slaves. Actual slaves
-------------
The life expectancy for a Filipino maid in Saudi is not too good. Again, they seem to fall from apartment buildings at a cyclic rate.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 01:01 PM (oDCMR)

156 You all will of course take note, that they never behead a goat in the KSA.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2015 01:01 PM (7x4lH)

157 all kinds of stories on the web about connected Saudis keeping Burmese as slaves. Actual slaves
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 12:59 PM (zOTsN)

I read somewhere they had open slave markets into the 1980s

Posted by: Secundus at January 16, 2015 01:01 PM (21uBy)

158 all kinds of stories on the web about connected Saudis keeping Burmese as slaves. Actual slaves

It's not slavery slavery unless it happens in the USA.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 01:01 PM (W5DcG)

159 There's actually no evidence Hoover was gay or dressed up in women's clothing.
Me. Zat's a different shtory.

Posted by: zombie hermann goering at January 16, 2015 01:01 PM (L6/+u)

160 There's actually no evidence Hoover was gay or dressed up in women's clothing.

Word.

Posted by: Jeff Davis at January 16, 2015 01:01 PM (8ZskC)

161 149
OT
The B-52 bomber is now in service 60 years. A rather impressive feat for an airframe.
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 01:00 PM (xWW96)

Pfft. Piker

Posted by: Douglas DC-3. C-47 at January 16, 2015 01:01 PM (CMkNk)

162 Off legendary sock.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:02 PM (CMkNk)

163 Does this fairly represent islam?

It's in frickin maccah. It's the highest standard of conduct.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 16, 2015 01:02 PM (NaeCR)

164 BTW Did Barry ever pay back that Saudi Prince for the tuition and travel expenses to Pakistan back in college? Just wondering.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something Hail SMOD mini-me 1/26/15 at January 16, 2015 12:55 PM (bykzK)

Sure. By delivering the "package."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 16, 2015 01:02 PM (oKE6c)

165 "Don't worry, when Jeb is CiC he'll straighten this out."

And by "straighten out" you mean "enthusiastically gargle the house if saud's sweaty coin purses from one end of Riyadh to the other while holding their hands tenderly ".

Posted by: Jaws at January 16, 2015 01:02 PM (WKNX4)

166
The James Taylor Quartet - WOMAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmEPrQK86Vw

Oh Woman why do you do this to yourself
Take the weight up off of your shoulders
Give it back to someone else....

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2015 01:02 PM (IXrOn)

167 I'm beginning to think my erotic fiction for Islamic women may be a tough market to enter.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 16, 2015 01:02 PM (AC0lD)

168 Kerry and James Taylor go to Saudi to fix things up, and then rumors get out that they are gay lovers. Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 16, 2015 01:02 PM (LIyA2)

169 You shouldn't eat anything with a face. It's a sin, you know.
You're welcome.

DRUDGE REPORT @DRUDGE_REPORT
Price of Meat, Chicken, Fish, and Eggs Hits Record High...
Posted by: Progressive Trash Ruling Class at January 16, 2015 01:00 PM (ZPrif)

What about Vegan? They're not carnivores, so there's none of that gamey taste. You'd have to wrap it in bacon, though, 'cause the marbeling won't be any good...

Posted by: Secundus at January 16, 2015 01:03 PM (21uBy)

170 If one-tenth of one percent of... People who follow that religion... are radical jihadists, that's 1.6 million people. That's a hell of a lot of homicidal maniacs.
Posted by: Secundus

But only about 75% of the Ummah will support their actions so we have that going for us.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something Hail SMOD mini-me 1/26/15 at January 16, 2015 01:03 PM (bykzK)

171 Hoover might have been gay, he never married. But the evidence is mostly that he ... never married. The transvestite stuff seems to have mainly been rumors started by his enemies which now has become something that "everybody knows".

Posted by: Progressive Trash Ruling Class at January 16, 2015 01:03 PM (ZPrif)

172 Pfft. PikerPosted by: Douglas DC-3. C-47 at January 16, 2015 01:01 PM (CMkNk) I shall rephrase: In service as a front line piece of military hardware for 60 years. Not a fucking museum piece outside of Alaska.

Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 01:03 PM (xWW96)

173
When the alleged Islamic aversion to homosexuality comes up I am always reminded of what T. E. Lawrence wrote on the Very First Page of Seven Pillars.

It's flowery language. The short version is "it was war and we were scared and every boy fucked every other boy".

"The Arab was by nature continent; and the use of universal marriage had nearly abolished irregular courses in his tribes. The public women of the rare settlements we encountered in our months of wandering would have been nothing to our numbers, even had their raddled meat been palatable to a man of healthy parts. In horror of such sordid commerce our youths began indifferently to slake one another's few needs in their own clean bodies--a cold convenience that, by comparison, seemed sexless and even pure. Later, some began to justify this sterile process, and swore that friends quivering together in the yielding sand with intimate hot limbs in supreme embrace, found there hidden in the darkness a sensual co-efficient of the mental passion which was welding our souls and spirits in one flaming effort. Several, thirsting to punish appetites they could not wholly prevent, took a savage pride in degrading the body, and offered themselves fiercely in any habit which promised physical pain or filth."

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 01:03 PM (JtwS4)

174 Saudis aren't True Muslims. They are no more Muslim than I am.

Posted by: Jeb Bush, dying to hold hands with a Saudi Prince, a family tradition at January 16, 2015 01:03 PM (hKyl0)

175 158 all kinds of stories on the web about connected Saudis keeping Burmese as slaves. Actual slaves

It's not slavery slavery unless it happens in the USA.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 01:01 PM (W5DcG)

_________

Saudis keep slaves in the USA as well.
http://tinyurl.com/qek7wy2

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 16, 2015 01:04 PM (0LHZx)

176 155 141 all kinds of stories on the web about connected Saudis keeping Burmese as slaves. Actual slaves
-------------
The life expectancy for a Filipino maid in Saudi is not too good. Again, they seem to fall from apartment buildings at a cyclic rate.
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 01:01 PM (oDCMR)

Foreign construction workers in the Emirates must leave the city of Dubai when the workday is done or face severe punishment.

They live in squalid conditions in the desert and are kept as virtual, if not actual slaves.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:04 PM (CMkNk)

177 134 JJ Sefton

That was the OTHER Donk PotUS....

"HEY BABY..."

//Beijing Billy

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 16, 2015 01:04 PM (uEhxS)

178 Women's College Cancels 'Vagina Monologues' Because It Excludes Women Without Vaginas

Posted by: Rob Gordon at January 16, 2015 01:05 PM (e8kgV)

179 Sounds like the Saudis need a James Taylor concert to mellow out
Where's Lurch?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 16, 2015 01:05 PM (qKk9I)

180 Where is the video? All I see are still photos?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 01:05 PM (0FSuD)

181 Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 01:03 PM (JtwS4)

And the Democrat Party has a new speechwriter.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 16, 2015 01:05 PM (oKE6c)

182 Well. The world's foremost and only Great Religion is up to its typical Great Doings this week.

So it's violent, primitive, vengeful and bloody. No shit.

Posted by: fluffy at January 16, 2015 01:05 PM (Ua6T/)

183
twitter seems to think the Chinese have attacked a US vessel

the USS Washington

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 01:06 PM (zOTsN)

184 Whats sad is that it's called a 'religion; when in reality its a pedophilia worship society. I mean really, where can a murderous SoB 'marry' a 9 yr old and then claim he is a spokesman to God all the while killing others who refuse to submit.

Yeah, billions have jumped on that crazy train and I'm called a radical terrorist for just wanting less goverment, lower taxes and the ability to live my life the way I want.

Go figure.

Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something... at January 16, 2015 01:06 PM (baiNQ)

185 Foreign construction workers in the Emirates must leave the city of Dubai when the workday is done or face severe punishment.

They live in squalid conditions in the desert and are kept as virtual, if not actual slaves.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:04 PM (CMkNk)

Good thing they didn't come to the racist U.S., where they'd have it really tough.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 16, 2015 01:06 PM (oKE6c)

186 *waves to RedMindBlueState* Your firewall knows what is best for you, like liberals.

Maddog, another plane doing 60 years of service is the Douglas A4D Skyhawk.

ThunderB, even stories in the US of Saudi nationals trying to keep their hired help as slaves.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 01:06 PM (tPV+t)

187
nevermind

Chinese attack was a hack of UPI twitter

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 01:06 PM (zOTsN)

188 183
twitter seems to think the Chinese have attacked a US vessel

the USS WashingtonPosted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 01:06 PM (zOTsN) Quick, air drop Jimmy Taylot afore this gits outta hand!

Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 01:07 PM (xWW96)

189 So will Duke University play the tape of the lamentations of the Soon to be Decapitated at its weekly Chapel Service, just after the Call to Prayer?

Posted by: The Prophet Some Dope at January 16, 2015 01:07 PM (hKyl0)

190

unbearable

Barbarians=> ISIS HURLS GAYS OFF ROOFTOP -- Posts Pics Online

unbearable

CAUGHT ON VIDEO>>> Saudi Blogger Is Flogged for Blasphemy -- Crowd Shouts "Allahu Akbar!"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2015 01:07 PM (IXrOn)

191 173 Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 01:03 PM (JtwS4)

So they fucked each other in the ass? Is that what you're saying?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:07 PM (CMkNk)

192 *thegatewaypundit

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2015 01:07 PM (IXrOn)

193 55 "An evangelical Christian might give you a headache, but a Muslim will cut your head off." Or words to that effect.
Posted by: fly gal at January 16, 2015 12:44 PM (8TdcF

What's your point?
They believe in low taxes and don't have hang ups about abortion.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 01:07 PM (eeTCA)

194 179 Sounds like the Saudis need a James Taylor concert to mellow out
Where's Lurch?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 16, 2015 01:05 PM (qKk9I)

Maybe a reset button too.

(Memo to State Dept.: for God's sake, this time check the translation.)

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 16, 2015 01:08 PM (oKE6c)

195 Gotta love the religion of peace.

Posted by: thathalfrican at January 16, 2015 01:08 PM (R5HRU)

196 184 Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something... at January 16, 2015 01:06 PM (baiNQ)

Hari al-Re'idd

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:08 PM (CMkNk)

197 >>Foreign construction workers in the Emirates must leave the city of Dubai when the workday is done or face severe punishment.

I went to Dubai on business years ago in August. Damn hot is not even close to describing it. I marveled at how they were construction workers out in such heat to someone at the local office. Her response was that there was a regulation that there could be no construction work if the temperature exceeded 144 F (or thereabouts). As a result, the temperature was never reported as exceeding 114 F. Ever. Nice, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 01:08 PM (ABcz/)

198 So they fucked each other in the ass? Is that what you're saying?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:07 PM (CMkNk)

That's the Cliff Notes version, yes.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 16, 2015 01:08 PM (oKE6c)

199 NYDaily News slamming Kerry

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 01:09 PM (zOTsN)

200 43
Saw one of those merciful peaceful Mohammedans shoot a Woman in the
head because they accused her of Adultery.. Gateway pundit had it. To
them when a Husband gets annoyed with one of his wives they just accuse
them of Adultery and they are rid of them..

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 12:43 PM (Bn6aD)

Not only that, but they can't drive cars!

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 01:09 PM (0FSuD)

201 172 Pfft. PikerPosted by: Douglas DC-3. C-47 at January 16, 2015 01:01 PM (CMkNk) I shall rephrase: In service as a front line piece of military hardware for 60 years. Not a fucking museum piece outside of Alaska.
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 01:03 PM (xWW96)

The airframe is still flying all over the world, albeit with engine and avionics changes. But the same airframe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:09 PM (CMkNk)

202 So they fucked each other in the ass? Is that what you're saying?Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:07 PM (CMkNk) That's the Cliff Notes version, yes.
Posted by: Jay Guevara

You wouldn't be interested in writing a trilogy if your were involved IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Cliff at January 16, 2015 01:10 PM (Spluw)

203 187. I was going to say
Attacking a carrier battle group will open a huge fan of whoop ass
They'll fight back

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 16, 2015 01:10 PM (qKk9I)

204 I don't know where the story that Allah is a pagan moon god got started, but it's fucken stupid and wrong. Allah means God with a capital G. Period. Muhammad was a monotheistic hermit who convinced himself he was the Messiah. He didn't invent the word OR the concept.

I swear, I'm going to write an Islam and Sharia for Dummies one day.

Posted by: Df82 at January 16, 2015 01:10 PM (P/3+l)

205 197 As a result, the temperature was never reported as exceeding 114 F. Ever. Nice, huh?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 01:08 PM (ABcz/)

Michael Mann and the East Anglia CRU were the official meteorologists, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:10 PM (CMkNk)

206 The airframe is still flying all over the world, albeit with engine and avionics changes. But the same airframe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

True, but not in US military service. That we're still finding use for the BUFFs after 60 years is amazing.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 16, 2015 01:11 PM (Spluw)

207
So they fucked each other in the ass? Is that what you're saying?

Not me, coach, Lawrence of Arabia:

...friends quivering together in the yielding sand with intimate hot limbs in supreme embrace...

Again, not buried in the book, but on the first page of Seven Pillars of Wisdom.

Elsewhere in the book he calls Wahabism a "heretical cult".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 01:11 PM (JtwS4)

208 Not only that, but they can't drive cars!
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 01:09 PM (0FSuD)

Imagine women voting...

http://tinyurl.com/mc2h2a5

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2015 01:11 PM (IXrOn)

209 Not only that, but they can't drive cars!

Posted by: Nip Sip

Potential getaway cars. Can't have that, ya know.

Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2015 01:11 PM (MNq6o)

210 >>>Who does John Kerry send for this?<<<

How about a little Grand Funk Railroad?

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2015 01:11 PM (UzPAd)

211
Not only that, but they can't drive cars!
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 01:09 PM (0FSuD)

Bet there aren't no Sandra Flukes having diarrhea of the mouth either.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 01:11 PM (eeTCA)

212 203,

No shit.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 16, 2015 01:12 PM (OsWis)

213 Pretty sure the pagan moon god people are right.

Posted by: Muhammad the Pagan Moon God at January 16, 2015 01:12 PM (ZPrif)

214 54 Not to join the war on men, it's just that would be in keeping with Saudi's, hmm, let's say interesting take on a justice system.

The premise of the pyramid scheme is to always have your boot on someone else's neck. Sometimes more literally than figuratively.

Posted by: Ever at January 16, 2015 01:12 PM (hRV3r)

215
Okay, aviation fans. I am NOT denigrating the B-52. Just having a bit of fun.

And the BUFF is one amazing machine.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:12 PM (CMkNk)

216 Last week ISIS beheaded a street magician for insulting allah. Apparently making people feel less miserable by performing magic tricks is un-islamic, since it means people are enjoying themselves instead of spending time praying.

I realize ISIS is more brutal than the muslims running Saudi Arabia, but still... just wanted to point out that street magic is now verboten.

Posted by: elaine at January 16, 2015 01:12 PM (Y0Piu)

217 200. To them when a Husband gets annoyed with one of his wives they just accuse them of Adultery and they are rid of them..

0.0
Hmmmmm, may have to move soon

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 16, 2015 01:12 PM (qKk9I)

218 Muhammad was a monotheistic hermit
--
Dude had a lot of wives for a hermit.

Posted by: Muhammad the Pagan Moon God at January 16, 2015 01:13 PM (ZPrif)

219 Our next great movie will be "Throw Akmed from the Roof", coming soon to a movie theater near you.

Posted by: Katie West Butte at January 16, 2015 01:13 PM (CXZoh)

220 Friends, Saudis, Countrymen,
Give me her head!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 01:13 PM (XUKZU)

221 I swear, I'm going to write an Islam and Sharia for Dummies one day.
Posted by: Df82 at January 16, 2015 01:10 PM (P/3+l

Should be a Best Seller. Make as much money as the Platinum Memberships make for Ace.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 01:13 PM (eeTCA)

222
street magic is witchcraft

yes

they prosecute people for witchcraft

they have slaves and actual witch trials

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 01:14 PM (zOTsN)

223 I realize ISIS is more brutal than the muslims running Saudi Arabia, but still... just wanted to point out that street magic is now verboten.
Posted by: elaine at January 16, 2015 01:12 PM (Y0Piu)

It's like Oliver Cromwell... only worse

Posted by: Secundus at January 16, 2015 01:14 PM (21uBy)

224
In case many are not aware, much of the northern part of Saudi Arabia was in fact part of the ancient land of Israel.

In fact, when an archaeological team discovered a massive find of artifacts and evidence to prove it, they were expelled from the country and the site was destroyed.

The King must be related to Doctor Zaius.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:14 PM (CMkNk)

225 Last weeks "Madam Secretary" or whatever that show is with Tea Lenoi (PBUH) has a Saudi Diplomat keeping a woman as a slave in their homes basement, in Washington D.C..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2015 01:14 PM (enGVd)

226 It wasn't all that long ago that public executions were common in Western Civ. In "The Stranger", the main character goes to the guillotine and the story is set in post WWII.

I am not upset by the public beheading of the woman. A few public hangings of child murderers in this country wouldn't be a bad thing

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 16, 2015 01:14 PM (V70Uh)

227
come for the slaves

stay for the witch hunts

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 01:14 PM (zOTsN)

228 I am NOT denigrating the B-52

-
They haven't done shit since Rock Lobster.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 01:14 PM (XUKZU)

229 At least she made him ruin the edge on his blade by chopping down onto the roadway surface. Too bad she didn't kick him in the nutshop, then he'd REALLY remember her.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 16, 2015 01:15 PM (DLu2s)

230
obama: The U.S. makes muslims feel like Americans, whereas Europe makes muslims feel like outsiders

Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 01:15 PM (Po8Ix)

231 I swear, I'm going to write an Islam and Sharia for Dummies one day.

Posted by: Df82

Chapter 1 - Beheadings

Chapter 2 - Bombings

Chapter 3 - Killing in general...

Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2015 01:15 PM (MNq6o)

232 Looks like UPI's twitter account has been hacked: https://twitter.com/upi

NYPost had some of the same info up briefly, but they've regained control of their account.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 16, 2015 01:15 PM (8hctH)

233
I realize ISIS is more brutal than the muslims running Saudi Arabia, but still... just wanted to point out that street magic is now verboten.

--

Just wait until they criminalize miming. I'm not sure whether to be sad or happy.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2015 01:15 PM (SNs7J)

234 219 Our next great movie will be "Throw Akmed from the Roof", coming soon to a movie theater near you.

Posted by: Katie West Butte at January 16, 2015 01:13 PM (CXZoh)

LOL! It will be fabuloooooooooooos!

(**sound of Muzzy fagele falling**)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:15 PM (CMkNk)

235
that's not a quote, but the essential drift of what obama just said

Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 01:15 PM (Po8Ix)

236 There shall be no laughing.

Stop that! You over there! Stop!

Posted by: Moon God spells Moon at January 16, 2015 01:16 PM (3CiXB)

237 I couldn't find any "news" of an attack when I googled USS George Washington.

But, I did find this: "Fat Leonard" Navy Corruptuion Scandal

http://tinyurl.com/ok6ve34

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 16, 2015 01:16 PM (wtvvX)

238 234 219 Our next great movie will be "Throw Akmed from the Roof", coming soon to a movie theater near you.

Posted by: Katie West Butte at January 16, 2015 01:13 PM (CXZoh)

LOL! It will be fabuloooooooooooos!

(**sound of Muzzy fagele falling**)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:15 PM (CMkNk

I look forward to the movie review on the Al Joozera network myself.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 01:16 PM (eeTCA)

239
Check out this B-52 story. He flies one, just like Grandpappy flew.
http://tinyurl.com/mfhhgwy

Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 01:16 PM (xWW96)

240 "unbearable"

Oh, it's entry bearable if you're A) an LIV and by nature completely uninterested if it's not on TMZ, B) a Donk hack who only "cares" about such injustice if it can be used to destroy conservative opposition in the US, C) an scheming prog who can similarly use it to destroy traditional American values, or D) an evil POS who agrees with it or just plain digs the violence.

Posted by: Jaws at January 16, 2015 01:17 PM (WKNX4)

241
obama's plan to stop Islamic terrorism here and in Europe: to "reach out" to and "communicate" with community leaders

Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 01:17 PM (Po8Ix)

242 Fracking can't destroy that cesspool soon enough.

Posted by: Chupacabras at January 16, 2015 01:17 PM (sPO/s)

243 Lets not be so quick to judge another religion.

Posted by: Pope Fidel II at January 16, 2015 01:17 PM (hKyl0)

244 230
obama: The U.S. makes muslims feel like Americans, whereas Europe makes muslims feel like outsiders
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 01:15 PM (Po8Ix)

We want them to integrate into our society but they do not want that.

Europeans don't want them to integrate and the Muzzie immigrants oblige them willingly.

Either way, it's more accurate to describe Muslim immigrants as de-facto invaders, with the intent to conquer once they have the numbers and strength to do it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:18 PM (CMkNk)

245 230
obama: The U.S. makes muslims feel like Americans, whereas Europe makes muslims feel like outsiders
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 01:15 PM (Po8Ix)

We want them to integrate into our society but they do not want that.

Europeans don't want them to integrate and the Muzzie immigrants oblige them willingly.

Either way, it's more accurate to describe Muslim immigrants as de-facto invaders, with the intent to conquer once they have the numbers and strength to do it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:18 PM (CMkNk)

246
184 Whats sad is that it's called a 'religion; when in reality its a pedophilia worship society. I mean really, where can a murderous SoB 'marry' a 9 yr old and then claim he is a spokesman to God all the while killing others who refuse to submit.Yeah, billions have jumped on that crazy train and I'm called a radical terrorist for just wanting less goverment, lower taxes and the ability to live my life the way I want.Go figure.
Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something... at January 16, 2015 01:06 PM (baiNQ

Hey now! Don't go spreading lies like that.

He married a 6 year old. He didn't rape her until she was 9.

Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2015 01:18 PM (zt+N6)

247 obama: The U.S. makes muslims feel like Americans, whereas Europe makes muslims feel like outsiders
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 01:15 PM (Po8Ix)

...In other words, you meanies totes brought this on yourselves.

I would tell Bathhouse Barry to blow me, but I'm pretty sure he'd be all about it and I don't need hepatitis.

Posted by: Secundus at January 16, 2015 01:18 PM (21uBy)

248 215

Okay, aviation fans. I am NOT denigrating the B-52. Just having a bit of fun.

And the BUFF is one amazing machine.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Hey, I know that generations of families have flown them, literally, and the same plane to boot.

Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something... at January 16, 2015 01:19 PM (baiNQ)

249 >>Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer

Please tell me those are satire.
I just can't tell anymore.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 01:19 PM (ABcz/)

250 Laila Bint Abdul Muttalib Basim, a Burmese, lives in Saudi Arabia.

So a slave disobeyed?

Posted by: Your Samoan Lawyer Friend at January 16, 2015 01:19 PM (MbqmP)

251 203
187. I was going to say

Attacking a carrier battle group will open a huge fan of whoop ass

They'll fight back

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 16, 2015 01:10 PM (qKk9I)

Yeah, they will send mean twitter messages and a horrible post on Face Book, while waiting for the DC guys to decide if it was an attack or an attack attack.

Joe, you been out too long. These pussies won't do shit without calling DC.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 01:19 PM (0FSuD)

252

Rock Lobster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2SnYa2aJNo

Posted by: Katie West Butte at January 16, 2015 01:19 PM (CXZoh)

253 Just wait until they criminalize miming. I'm not sure whether to be sad or happy.

.

(hardest hit)

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 01:20 PM (O/7Nt)

254 Bacon is Haraaam!
* noms all the bacon *

Posted by: Moon God spells Moon at January 16, 2015 01:20 PM (3CiXB)

255 243 Lets not be so quick to judge another religion.
Posted by: Pope Fidel II at January 16, 2015 01:17 PM (hKyl0)

Fidel? IN-Fidel.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:20 PM (CMkNk)

256 So, if a naturalized U.S. citizen advocates Sharia Law, isn't that person violating their oath of citizenship to support and defend the Constitution?

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 16, 2015 01:20 PM (V70Uh)

257 My understanding is that NYP was hacked, hence the Chinese attack story

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2015 01:21 PM (SNs7J)

258 @250 - think that's the assumption around here.

I'm not actively on twitter but even if I were I wouldn't be waiting for #waronwomen to trend on this one.

Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 01:21 PM (o+SC1)

259 243 Lets not be so quick to judge another religion.
Posted by: Pope Fidel II at January 16, 2015 01:17 PM (hKyl0)

Fourteen hundred years isn't nearly long enough to form a valid opinion

Posted by: Secundus at January 16, 2015 01:21 PM (21uBy)

260 A few public hangings of child murderers in this country wouldn't be a bad thing

1) We give child murderers a fair trial with a jury and 2) there's a formal ritual for administering capital punishment, we don't just grab folks in the street and hack on them.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 01:21 PM (ZKzrr)

261 251. Joe, you been out too long. These pussies won't do shit without calling DC

Man I miss the Reagan navy

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 16, 2015 01:22 PM (qKk9I)

262 Muhammad was a monotheistic hermit

I always heard he was a mass-murdering pedophile brigand... so he really kept to himself?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 16, 2015 01:22 PM (NaeCR)

263 obama's plan to stop Islamic terrorism here and in Europe: to "reach out" to and "communicate" with community leaders
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer
So talking to Rev Al then.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 16, 2015 01:23 PM (Spluw)

264 256 So, if a naturalized U.S. citizen advocates Sharia Law, isn't that person violating their oath of citizenship to support and defend the Constitution?
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 16, 2015 01:20 PM (V70Uh)

No silly. That's diversity. You have obviously benefited from white privilege all of your life.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 01:23 PM (eeTCA)

265
Cameron just pushed back a little on the whole failed assimilation insinuation and repeated that the focus needs to be on the "poisonous ideology."

Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 01:24 PM (Po8Ix)

266
You people are all so judgy about barbarism. Let's lighten things up.

http://bit.ly/1sH87Tq

Various African refugees attempt to sail for Spain. During bad weather, a Nigerian Christian pastor begins to pray.

Believing the prayers to be the cause of the bad weather, two Cameroonians throw him and nine other Nigerians overboard.

Oh. That wasn't a palate cleanser after all, was it?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 01:24 PM (JtwS4)

267 Muhammad was a monotheistic hermit

I always heard he was a mass-murdering
pedophile brigand... so he really kept to himself?
Posted by: Burnt Toast

AFTER the raids.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 01:24 PM (O/7Nt)

268 >>>>>178
Women's College Cancels 'Vagina Monologues' Because It Excludes Women Without Vaginas<<<
.
PC taken to its logical end.

Posted by: Javems at January 16, 2015 01:24 PM (AYQjf)

269 19 I feel there's a better than 50% chance that Mecca gets nuked in my lifetime.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 16, 2015 12:41 PM (wtvvX)

It should have happened on 9/12/01. It would have saved us a lot of trouble since then.

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2015 01:25 PM (zoehZ)

270 obama's plan to stop Islamic terrorism here and in Europe: to "reach out" to and "communicate" with community leaders
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer
So talking to Rev Al then.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 16, 2015 01:23 PM (Spluw)

Don't forget ol' "Abducted by Aliens" Calypso Louie.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 16, 2015 01:25 PM (MbqmP)

271 268 >>>>>178
Women's College Cancels 'Vagina Monologues' Because It Excludes Women Without Vaginas
.
PC taken to its logical end.
Posted by: Javems at January 16, 2015 01:24 PM (AYQjf)

I saw Women Without Vaginas open for Men Without Hats at the Palladium in '83.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:25 PM (CMkNk)

272 War On No Pussy!

Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 01:26 PM (xWW96)

273 Though, if you think about it, becoming a hermit after marrying 23 wimmenz kinda makes sense.

Posted by: Moon God spells Moon at January 16, 2015 01:27 PM (3CiXB)

274
War On No Pussy!

Right here, baby.

Posted by: match.com at January 16, 2015 01:27 PM (JtwS4)

275 I'd love to type what I'd love to type, but certain things just aren't prudent to type.

Suffice to say, that mosques are vermin bait.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2015 01:28 PM (7x4lH)

276 265
Cameron just pushed back a little on the whole failed assimilation insinuation and repeated that the focus needs to be on the "poisonous ideology."

Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 01:24 PM (Po8Ix)

The thing is they don't want to assimilate. They want to conquer and subjugate England to make it part of the global caliphate.

Whatever the Brits may or may not do to assimilate them or make them welcome is irrelevant.

Same thing applies here.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:28 PM (CMkNk)

277 I saw Women Without Vaginas open for Men Without Hats at the Palladium in '83.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:25 PM (CMkNk

Well I doubt it was Lilith Fair

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 01:28 PM (eeTCA)

278 I saw Women Without Vaginas open for Men Without Hats at the Palladium

I avoid Men opening for Men.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 01:29 PM (O/7Nt)

279 It also discriminates against women with dicks.

Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 01:29 PM (xWW96)

280 There's plenty of vag to go around.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 16, 2015 01:29 PM (Dwehj)

281 277 Well I doubt it was Lilith Fair
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 01:28 PM (eeTCA)

I saw Lilith Sternin Crane beat up on Frasier Crane last night on "Frasier."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:29 PM (CMkNk)

282 274
War On No Pussy!

Right here, baby.
Posted by: match.com at January 16, 2015 01:27 PM (JtwS4

We are kindler and gentler
Posted by: E-Harmony Neil Clark Whatshisface

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 01:30 PM (eeTCA)

283 Women's College Cancels 'Vagina Monologues' Because It Excludes Women Without Vaginas<<<.PC taken to its logical end.
Posted by: Javems

Mark Steyn noted the order of precedence in privelege groups. he related the story of gay bed and breakfast owners who were pilloried by someone wiht a guide dog (one had raging allergies and they kept a pet free home). And everyone is losing to mohammadans.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 16, 2015 01:30 PM (Spluw)

284 19 I feel there's a better than 50% chance that Mecca gets nuked in my lifetime.

Bastards.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 16, 2015 12:41 PM (wtvvX)

I'd push the button myself. No hesitation.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at January 16, 2015 01:30 PM (Ib1Cd)

285 the music after this presser will be

Detachable Penis

Posted by: ThunerB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 01:30 PM (zOTsN)

286 279 It also discriminates against women with dicks.
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 01:29 PM (xWW96

thought it was Chick with Dicks.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 01:30 PM (eeTCA)

287 It also discriminates against women with dicks.

Pajama Boy doesn't mind.....

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 01:30 PM (O/7Nt)

288 I avoid Men opening for Men.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 01:29 PM (O/7Nt)

Thanks to Internet that's a lot more difficult than in times past.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 16, 2015 01:31 PM (MbqmP)

289 Women without vaginas? This is a common occurrence?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 16, 2015 01:31 PM (/Ho8c)

290 260 A few public hangings of child murderers in this country wouldn't be a bad thing

1) We give child murderers a fair trial with a jury and 2) there's a formal ritual for administering capital punishment, we don't just grab folks in the street and hack on them.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 01:21 PM (ZKzrr)

Or we drop them in the prison general population, like raw meat in a tiger cage ...

Posted by: Jean at January 16, 2015 01:31 PM (TETYm)

291 >>Whatever the Brits may or may not do to assimilate them or make them welcome is irrelevant.

This is a classic Catch-22 with immigrants.
If you attempt to force assimilation with measures like requiring English, or not allowing cultural practices that are unacceptable in their new home, you're a racist.
If they don't assimilate you're a racist for not integrating them into your community.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 01:31 PM (ABcz/)

292 Women's College Cancels 'Vagina Monologues' Because It Excludes Women Without Vaginas

But we're totally okay with the rape scene you h8ters!!!!

Posted by: Ivy covered professors at January 16, 2015 01:31 PM (Spluw)

293 For being their prophet, the records for Mo are pretty fragmentary. Have bits and pieces of later works quoting earlier works. But remember this is the religion that finally burned the Library at Alexandria down, after Julius Caesar and a certain power hungry Christian bishop failed.

Mo got married to his older female cousin after he returned from a trading mission she financed. So right from the get go, Mo was pretty much in the same mold of Jon Francois Cary - a wastrel. She bore him two sons who died in infancy and several daughters. Only later did Aisha of the 6 years come into the picture.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 01:31 PM (tPV+t)

294 It was especially egregious to chicks with dicks AND balls.

Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 01:32 PM (xWW96)

295 Women without vaginas? This is a common occurrence?
Asking for a friend.

Well, hellooooo there, big boy!!

Posted by: Chelsea Manning at January 16, 2015 01:32 PM (ABcz/)

296 Women without vaginas? This is a common occurrence?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Moderate Salami

Follow Barry to a bathhouse.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 01:33 PM (O/7Nt)

297 Muhammad as hermit: this was before he declared to all and sundry he was prophet. Hence, my statement that he was a hermit who decided he was the Messiah. His animosity to jews began when they rejected his claim to be their Messiah in Yathrib. Muslims have been murdering them ever since.

Posted by: Df82 at January 16, 2015 01:33 PM (P/3+l)

298 So, if a naturalized U.S. citizen advocates Sharia Law, isn't that person violating their oath of citizenship to support and defend the Constitution?
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo

Barky is in the same boat and he says no.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something Hail SMOD mini-me 1/26/15 at January 16, 2015 01:33 PM (bykzK)

299 Those barbaric ancient Israelites, with their ruthless "eye for an eye" legal system, only allowed a maximum of 39 lashes. If you went over 40, it would breed contempt for the prisoner. And the limit of 39 was so that if you miscounted, you wouldn't go over 40 by mistake.

Posted by: junior at January 16, 2015 01:33 PM (UWFpX)

300 Oh. That wasn't a palate cleanser after all, was it?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 01:24 PM (JtwS4)
You just can't reason with Cameroons

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at January 16, 2015 01:34 PM (R8hU8)

301 God is love.
Allah, not so much.

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at January 16, 2015 01:34 PM (xFlur)

302 This is a classic Catch-22 with immigrants.

If you attempt to force assimilation with measures like requiring English, or not allowing cultural practices that are unacceptable in their new home, you're a racist.

Free trebuchet rides home.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 01:34 PM (O/7Nt)

303 I'm sorry but when Cameroon is mentioned all I can think about is Eddie Murphy on the train in Trading Places

Posted by: ThunerB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 01:34 PM (zOTsN)

304 So, if a naturalized U.S. citizen advocates Sharia Law, isn't that person violating their oath of citizenship to support and defend the Constitution?
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 16, 2015 01:20 PM (V70Uh)

-----------------------------------------------

Yes. Sharia is everything that the US Constitution isn't. It's why we have a law against it here in OK.

Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2015 01:35 PM (qbgxo)

305 I'm fresh as a Summer's eve on the Ganges.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 16, 2015 01:35 PM (Dwehj)

306 I noticed that there are ZERO comments after the fine article @
"Ajouter un commentaire"
It looked like you have to "register" and complete a cmacta (-sp) to either see or post about the fine article.
If they wont even allow Chaos of posts, they will never allow Freedom Speech - and I thought that was the French website?
A chiiling effect on mind-thoughts indeed...

Posted by: MoJoTee at January 16, 2015 01:35 PM (aR8Ih)

307 God is love.

Allah, not so much.

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell

Exactly. It was this (belated) realization of mine just a few years ago that made me conclude that they're pretty much working for the Other Team, proclamations of being the Only Great Religion notwithstanding.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 16, 2015 01:36 PM (/Ho8c)

308 Paris (AFP) - A Malian described as a "hero" after he helped hostages at a Jewish supermarket hide during last week's Paris attacks will be awarded French nationality Tuesday, Interior Minister Bernard Cazeneuve said.

Lassana Bathily, who has lived in France since 2006 and applied for French nationality in July of last year, was praised for his "bravery" in a statement by Cazeneuve, which also said the 24-year-old Malian's naturalisation will be granted at a ceremony on Tuesday....

"We're brothers. It's not a question of Jews, Christians or Muslims," [Bathily] told French news channel BFMTV. "We're all in the same boat, and we have to help one another to get out of this crisis."

Posted by: David Axelrod at January 16, 2015 01:37 PM (e8kgV)

309 War On No Pussy!

Right here, baby.

Posted by: match.com at January 16, 2015 01:27 PM (JtwS4)

Has anyone used Match.com. A friend of mine who got divorced said it was basically 30 year old divorcees with kids looking to get laid.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 01:37 PM (0FSuD)

310 Bush's fault.

Posted by: Matt in Tampa at January 16, 2015 01:37 PM (vDEpI)

311 Muhammad as hermit: this was before he declared to all and sundry he was prophet.

His tribe, the Quraysh sure wished he were a hermit.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something Hail SMOD mini-me 1/26/15 at January 16, 2015 01:37 PM (bykzK)

312 296 Women without vaginas? This is a common occurrence?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Moderate Salami

Follow Barry to a bathhouse.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 01:33 PM (O/7Nt

Or buy Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 01:38 PM (eeTCA)

313 Sounds like we need to revive the old OSS, and start doing JEDBERGH-esque work with the downtrodden women. Maybe we can get the NOW and NARAL sooper-seekret Kommmando groups to be the first wave, and bring this travesty to light

/sarc

Posted by: Ibin Pharteen at January 16, 2015 01:38 PM (zL/eJ)

314 UPI hack continues

first the false claim of attack on a US ship

now claims the Pope declared WWIII has begun

Posted by: ThunerB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 01:38 PM (zOTsN)

315 Boulder Toilet Hobo a few days ago I think referred to Mo as an epileptic.

The term "folded in garments" (muzzamil), which is one of the titles of the Prophet, is to be understood in several senses. Literally, it refers to the physical state of the Prophet in his arduous moments of trance-ecstasy, when according to tradition, he would lie or sit, wrapped in a blanket, uttering divine verses while copiously perspiring.

pg 426. Ibid. Joseph Campbell.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 01:39 PM (tPV+t)

316 Your tax dollars at work. We have be paying, feeding and caring for 24 Cubans that fled to Gitmo [50]FIFTY YEARS ago.

Lazy fuckers have everything given to them by the Navy.

EVERYTHING.

http://tinyurl.com/mq6e4o6

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 01:40 PM (0FSuD)

317 Gotta love a religious theocracy blaring its dogmas over loudspeakers as it beheads women in the street.

Ah, but enough about Duke University.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2015 01:41 PM (L2xDv)

318 That beheading has all the hallmarks if a classic false flag operation.

Posted by: Dr. Nick at January 16, 2015 01:42 PM (r98Cf)

319 "We're brothers. It's not a question of Jews, Christians or Muslims," [Bathily] told French news channel BFMTV. "We're all in the same boat, and we have to help one another to get out of this crisis."
Posted by: David Axelrod at January 16, 2015 01:37 PM (e8kgV)

How awful is it that my first thought was I wonder how long until he's attacked?

Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 01:42 PM (mf5HN)

320 Just think if our white invaders had treated the Prophet Jos Smith with such kid gloves. Hell the Mormons would own California instead of Utah.

I keed, I keed

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 01:42 PM (eeTCA)

321 "We're brothers. It's not a question of Jews, Christians or Muslims," [Bathily] told French news channel BFMTV. "We're all in the same boat, and we have to help one another to get out of this crisis."
Posted by: David Axelrod at January 16, 2015 01:37 PM (e8kgV)

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His severed head will be found obstructing a French drain within a month.

Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2015 01:42 PM (qbgxo)

322 Posted by: ThunerB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 01:34 PM (zOTsN)

MERRY NEW YEAR!

Posted by: Nicki Umbooku at January 16, 2015 01:42 PM (R5HRU)

323 How awful is it that my first thought was I wonder how long until he's attacked?

Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 01:42 PM (mf5HN)

Same thought here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 16, 2015 01:43 PM (da5Wo)

324 316 Your tax dollars at work. We have be paying, feeding and caring for 24 Cubans that fled to Gitmo [50]FIFTY YEARS ago.
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And how is that different than the ones we pay, feed and clothe in south Florida?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 01:43 PM (eeTCA)

325 MERRY NEW YEAR!

Posted by: Nicki Umbooku at January 16, 2015 01:42 PM

Happy. In this country we say 'happy new year.'

Posted by: Clarence Beakes at January 16, 2015 01:44 PM (knoK7)

326 How awful is it that my first thought was I wonder how long until he's attacked? Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 01:42 PM (mf5HN) Same thought here.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible H

That's not the worst part. If that does occur, Kerry will send over Justin Bieber.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 16, 2015 01:44 PM (Spluw)

327 Oh.

I thought that Interior Ministry quote was what was going to blaring from the Duke Cathedral every Friday.

Same diff, I guess.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 16, 2015 01:44 PM (+5q/2)

328 Barky apparently went to the John Boehner School of Power Negotiations.

http://tinyurl.com/nh3bc4w

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 16, 2015 01:44 PM (XUKZU)

329 I love coconut cameroons.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2015 01:44 PM (r98Cf)

330 @320 Just think if our white invaders had treated the Prophet Jos Smith with such kid gloves. Hell the Mormons would own California instead of Utah.

I keed, I keed
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Nah. LDS Church Headquarters would be based in Kirtland, Ohio.

Contrast the Missouri Extermination Order with the "persecution" of Islam.

Posted by: junior at January 16, 2015 01:45 PM (UWFpX)

331 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 01:43 PM (eeTCA)

Good question.

BTW - those living in Cuban exile are the LEAST of my immigration worries right now.

Posted by: thathalfrican at January 16, 2015 01:46 PM (R5HRU)

332 Because your thought AlextheChick is SOP. Death to heretics much like members of the Soviet Comitern who would keep clapping for Iosef Stalin until the 'applause' sign went off.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 01:46 PM (tPV+t)

333
Hey, Jim "Jooz suck" Clancy just quit CNN.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:46 PM (CMkNk)

334 That's not the worst part. If that does occur, Kerry will send over Justin Bieber.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 16, 2015 01:44 PM (Spluw)

France has nukes right? Because I'm a very certain that's casus belli.

Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 01:46 PM (mf5HN)

335 UPI hack continues

first the false claim of attack on a US ship

now claims the Pope declared WWIII has begun
Posted by: ThunerB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 01:38 PM (zOTsN)

Screencapped for the joy.

https://flic.kr/p/pSVFsS

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 16, 2015 01:46 PM (MbqmP)

336 James Cameroon, didn't he do a movie?
Blue Lagoon, or Deep Diver or was it Muffie and me?

Posted by: Katie West Butte at January 16, 2015 01:46 PM (CXZoh)

337
Our next great movie will be "Throw Akmed from the Roof", coming soon to a movie theater near you.
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Not without my daughter was fairly mild compared to some of the stuff that happens but I found it rather terrifying when I saw it. I doubt they'd make that today.

Posted by: Lea hates Peppa Pig but will watch it for freedom (not really) at January 16, 2015 01:46 PM (lIU4e)

338 329 I love coconut cameroons.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2015 01:44 PM (r98Cf)

I saw Kid Creole & the Coconuts at the Westbury Music Fair in '86.

No, really! Amazing show!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:47 PM (CMkNk)

339 Great religion of peace I tell ya.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 16, 2015 01:47 PM (q5APL)

340 When they cut off your head in SA, what happens to it? Do you get a proper burial or just left for the dogs?

Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 16, 2015 01:47 PM (rwI+c)

341 And how is that different than the ones we pay, feed and clothe in south Florida?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 01:43 PM (eeTCA)

The Cuban's in S FL have been very productive. They pay taxes, they buy their OWN homes, they feed themselves.

Who are you talking about. Not the Cubans

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 01:47 PM (0FSuD)

342 Posted by: Clarence Beakes at January 16, 2015 01:44 PM (knoK7)

Thank you for to correction my English!

I am Nicki Umbooku exchange student from Cameroon!

Posted by: Nicki Umbooku at January 16, 2015 01:48 PM (R5HRU)

343 That poor guy Bathily may as well just ask Ayaan Hirsi Ali if he can rent a room. He's gonna need the security.

I'd suggest Salman Rushdie but he seems to be a little more erratic on the whole thing.

In three months if he's still alive you'll quietly hear announced that he's emigrated to Israel.

Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 01:48 PM (o+SC1)

344
John Kerry should send Miley Cyrus to Pock-ee-stahn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2015 01:48 PM (CMkNk)

345 'Tis good that Twitter has such great security.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 16, 2015 01:49 PM (/Ho8c)

346
btw, obama is using the terror in france to strong arm U.S. companies to divulge personal info about You

Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 16, 2015 01:49 PM (Po8Ix)

347 nood up.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 01:49 PM (O/7Nt)

348 Great Britain has no death penalty, amiright? But sharia courts are allowed in many Muslim-dominant neighborhoods. Sharia punishment includes death for various offenses. It is depressing how GB rationalizes and permits this parallel judicial systems.

Posted by: fly gal at January 16, 2015 01:49 PM (8TdcF)

349 Oh Corgis

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2015 01:50 PM (tPV+t)

350 "The punishment for those who make war on Allah and his messenger, and those who offend them with all their might, seeding discord over the earth, will be decapitated or will have their hands and feet severed."

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Meh. It's a metaphor. Just like in the Bible.

Posted by: Mecca Street Sweeping and Blood Cleaning Union at January 16, 2015 01:51 PM (Xv7f/)

351 When they cut off your head in SA, what happens to it? Do you get a proper burial or just left for the dogs?
Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 16, 2015 01:47 PM (rwI+c)

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Remember. Muzzie men have permission to have sex with the corpse within the first 24 hours of death. So..........

Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2015 01:51 PM (qbgxo)

352 I saw Kid Creole & the Coconuts at the Westbury Music Fair in '86.

I saw Kid Creole & The Coconuts open for the B-52s at the Orpheum in 1980.

Posted by: fluffy at January 16, 2015 01:51 PM (Ua6T/)

353

My moonbat sister-in-law keeps telling mere there is not a lick of difference between religions because they're all theocratic thugs.

So this Mecca business? Could well have been done by Ursuline nuns.

Posted by: Joby at January 16, 2015 01:56 PM (Xv7f/)

354 Remember back in the old days when "snuff films" were considered an urban legend?

Posted by: Chris M at January 16, 2015 01:56 PM (k3w9p)

355 >> To them when a Husband gets annoyed with one of his wives they just accuse them of Adultery and they are rid of them..

*looks wistfully off into the distance*

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 16, 2015 01:58 PM (3rrMW)

356 My moonbat sister-in-law keeps telling mere there is not a lick of difference between religions because they're all theocratic thugs.
Posted by: Joby

I love relating this line of shit to Unitarians. They revel in agreeing to most anything (except to being a rethuglickkkans)

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 16, 2015 02:02 PM (Spluw)

357 "Oh by the way we should really give a fuck about the CIA "torture" report."

Yeah, some other countries are fucked up and do fucked up things...so we should too! Let's definitely lower ourselves to their lvel. Boy, that's some great American Exceptionalism for you!

Posted by: Realism at January 16, 2015 02:03 PM (ibvmu)

358 PRETENDING to drown someone for information=BAD
REALLY cutting someones head off=acceptable

Posted by: sound awake at January 16, 2015 02:03 PM (7A/Jm)

359 351-no, generally the body is sent to a pauper's grave, as most of the people who are given the death penalty are third country nationals with little or no money. They only have proper burials for the wealthy or if it fits an optic.

When we were there, hubby had to go to chop chop square in riyadh for business, and it happened during a public execution. He was pushed to the front for a good view. Have to show the infidel we mean business.

Posted by: Moki at January 16, 2015 02:07 PM (bAB8f)

360 I will veto this blog unless you show more respect to my religion. I will, I will, I will.

Posted by: Obama (signed with autopen) at January 16, 2015 02:55 PM (WNERA)

361 If this sort of thing were a movie, a global threat that M sends James Bond up against, we'd say it was too over the top. But it isn't; it's real.

And Our So-Called Leaders refuse to even acknowledge it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2015 03:19 PM (qYSXZ)

362 This beheading was a work of art compared to the Nick Berg video beheading. It took ten minutes with a small blunt carving knife of chopping, and slicing and cutting that poor mans neck - while he screamed, cried, sobbed and choked on his own blood as they hacked away at his neck until finally, mercifully the spark of life left. R.I.P. all of you victims of the Madness of the Satanic Cult of Islam.

Magna Est Veritas, Et Praevalebit

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